1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,320 Whenever I go to my Barber, and when you're gay and you go to 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:05,520 your Barber, they always ask you, They say these, like, 3 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:08,039 fucked up things, and you have to go along with it so you don't 4 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:10,360 get clocked as being gay. They're always Russian. 5 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:12,240 Their name is Vlader Alex. OK. 6 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:14,920 And they'll always say fucked up shit and they'll say horrible 7 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,280 things about women. Yeah. 8 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,280 And you have to like go along with it so they don't clock. 9 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:19,000 You like? Well, like what? 10 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,840 What? What's so they always said So 11 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:25,440 like one time he's like, he said to me, it's like, you know, you 12 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,120 Americans, very stupid. You allow women to vote. 13 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,760 You allow women to vote in my country, we don't have this 14 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,880 problem. Women cannot vote you. 15 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,240 And then I have to be like, yeah, yeah, it's a it's a big 16 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:41,800 ass problem we got here. You know, we we allowed them to 17 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,320 vote every time they have their period, they're going to vote 18 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:48,320 the wrong way. Totally know what women are 19 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:49,560 like. And then they always ask like, 20 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,600 do you have do you have girlfriend? 21 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,120 And then and again, I have to divert. 22 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,880 And what you don't know is that I'm a Jedi knight master at 23 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:01,480 avoiding that question. So, so, so I'll be like, So what 24 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:10,480 about them Yankees? So Charles, what's keeping you 25 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,720 up tonight? Just that gay people deserve the 26 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:20,000 right to be famous. Wait, wait, everybody who's gay 27 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,160 deserve to be famous A. 100% I, especially me more so than. 28 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,960 Everyone else, I agree. I agree. 29 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:30,560 I 100% agree with this. Now I feel like if you, if you 30 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,600 say that, then people are gonna, more people are gonna pretend 31 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,720 they're gay, more people are gonna beat queer fishing, you 32 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,960 know? Well, that's OK with me. 33 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,000 We got to expand. We got to expand and do what we 34 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,200 got to do to make more queer people. 35 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,400 Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we're we're taking over 36 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,240 the world anyway, so it doesn't really matter. 37 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,920 Yeah, we we might as well convert the the ones that are 38 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,840 already deep in the closet, yeah. 39 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,600 And Speaking of which, by the way, being queer myself, this is 40 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:00,880 the first time I've been in bed with a woman ever, I think. 41 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,520 Oh my God, really? Yeah, yeah. 42 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,160 Wow. I'm so honored. 43 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,920 Normally I'd put up like a barrier and be like women, you 44 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,360 over there and me over here, but yeah. 45 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,320 Yeah, normally we don't. We were not under the same cover 46 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,360 normally. Yeah, really. 47 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:18,840 Not even like a sleepover. Well, you know, well, women have 48 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:22,280 cooties and I cooties. It's you've never heard of 49 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,560 cooties. Cooties. 50 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,760 Oh, man. Like maybe, maybe. 51 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,920 Well, cooties is like a thing kids say. 52 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,480 Like the girls have cooties. You've never heard this before? 53 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,920 It's like a pretend like a like a like I'm if I hang out with 54 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:37,040 girls, I'm gonna get this disease called cooties. 55 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:38,440 Really. You've never heard of? 56 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,640 I've never heard of that. Yeah, maybe. 57 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,080 Maybe it's just like a American thing that you've never heard. 58 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,520 Of wait. So if you hang out with girls, 59 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,360 you're gonna get a disease called cooties. 60 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,920 Yes, yes, yes. I want to get cooties. 61 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,520 I feel like that's not a good thing. 62 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:56,520 Like if you want to, if you want to keep your kids to be, if you 63 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,680 want more straight people, you shouldn't say that. 64 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,480 If you hang out with girls, you're going to get. 65 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,640 True dot true dot true dot. What was the wait? 66 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:06,760 So what was the like context you were like? 67 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,600 You were told to not hang out with girls? 68 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,840 Wow. Yeah, that's a. 69 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:13,840 Misogyny. I can't. 70 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,080 No, I'm totally kidding. I'm dead. 71 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,000 No one ever told me don't hang out with girls. 72 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:21,000 It's just, you know, being gay. I think that, yeah, it kind of 73 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,520 is what it is. Yeah, I know. 74 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,040 I agree. I feel like what? 75 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,000 But what if you're gay and you don't want to be famous? 76 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,640 You know, there are people who want to be have like a little 77 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,080 private life. Then we come straight. 78 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,960 Okay, that's the hot tick. Yes, which whoever gay but don't 79 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,520 wanna be famous are actually straight. 80 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:43,080 Yes, yes, yes, yes, exactly. Like, deeply in the closet. 81 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,400 They're like uncloseted. Yeah, heterosexual. 82 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,680 I actually saw this meme the other day where it was like, is 83 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:52,080 it just me or does every gay man think that he's a unfound 84 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,920 superstar? And I think it's, you know, 85 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,680 true. Literally everybody I know 86 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:00,520 thinks they should be famous. But there shouldn't like you 87 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,480 don't have, you know, not there not everybody can be famous, 88 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,080 right? So if. 89 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,400 But Rachel, you is famous, so we don't we don't need. 90 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,440 I could be. I could be gay. 91 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:14,400 Yeah, yeah. What do it do it? 92 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:18,040 How do you know I'm not? It's the new trend on TikTok. 93 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,720 You have to just become gay today. 94 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,040 You're cameraman can become gay today as well. 95 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,080 He's like, no, no, thank you. Yeah. 96 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:30,920 Okay, so okay, this this happened in the first episode of 97 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:34,040 the podcast. I also had a gay men on my 98 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:38,640 podcast and this was something that I thought about for a long 99 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,040 time. And I want to also confirm with 100 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,600 you about that. So you said you've never been in 101 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,840 the bed with the girl. So that means you've been you've 102 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:49,920 never dated a girl. No, I'm platinum star gay. 103 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:50,960 Do you? Know what that is? 104 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:56,680 No, so Gold Star is when you've never hooked up with a with a 105 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:00,080 girl and but you were born through vaginal birth. 106 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,600 And then there's C sections. You literally never touched a 107 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:09,000 vagina so I'm platinum *. You're C-section? 108 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,240 Yeah. Wow. 109 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,080 OK. I thought you were gonna say 110 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:15,360 like, like you were like in a 2, like your Ivy. 111 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:19,880 I guess you still have to have like a vagina like like a uterus 112 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:20,600 to. True that. 113 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,560 Yeah, yeah. Wow. 114 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:26,200 OK, that's that's actually, that actually brings up what I was 115 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,000 gonna say. Like if you're a gay guy, you've 116 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,320 never dated a woman, You've never seen vagina. 117 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,240 No, you've never seen a vagina. No, not in. 118 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,880 Well, I had a friend who was just like, show me. 119 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:41,920 I had like, literally she was she she's basically like a man. 120 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,120 So she's just like, here's my vagina. 121 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,600 Oh, OK. And I was like, go away. 122 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,160 Get away from me. I'm scared. 123 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:52,400 Yeah. Wait, so, OK, so you've seen it. 124 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:56,120 I have like for like a split SEC and then I closed my eyes and I 125 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,520 cried. Yeah, I'm in therapy still about 126 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:02,880 it. Well, I guess then that my 127 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:06,040 theory doesn't work with you. That's OK. 128 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:09,880 OK cuz I was thinking if you're a Gold Star lesbian you'll still 129 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:13,600 see or a platinum lesbian. I guess you still see like penis 130 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,560 on this. Somewhere, yeah, you can't 131 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:17,360 really have a platinum star lesbian because. 132 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:20,360 Oh right, right cuz they have wait. 133 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,000 What? Because they're still going with 134 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,200 the vagina? So they couldn't have been, cuz 135 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,520 they don't. They still like women, right? 136 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,120 Right. Well, therefore, with gay men, 137 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:31,840 we have the Platinum star because we don't have to even 138 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:35,880 ever touch a vagina. Wow, so gay men once again took 139 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,200 over. Yes, yeah, yes, just like we do 140 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:42,160 everything else. If it's a lesbian then it should 141 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,800 be like peanuts instead of vagina, right? 142 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,800 So the lesbian is. Born. 143 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,720 Well, you can't pass out your daddy's penis. 144 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,280 So therefore, yeah, there's no option for that. 145 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,880 Although it's 2025, we'll find a way to make that happen. 146 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:56,800 Yeah. Yeah. 147 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,120 Soon men can give birth to probably. 148 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,840 Right, are you okay? Can I ask this? 149 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,760 Yes. Are you like planning to have 150 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,280 kids? Yes, one day I would like to 151 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,560 have them. I'm not currently in the plans 152 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,680 to have one, but I do want to have them, yes, OK. 153 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:14,480 I I would probably do a surrogate and then maybe like 154 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:18,280 adopt like one or two. OK, like one from a surrogate 155 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,600 mother and one and the other one is from adopted? 156 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,080 Yeah. I mean, the only thing I fear 157 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,720 with that is like, if you have one adopted kid and then the 158 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:29,560 other one is biological, will that kid feel a certain way? 159 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:33,840 But I just think that, you know, family is not determined by 160 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,280 blood. I think that family is. 161 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:40,920 I mean, there's people I cousins I have that are adopted that I 162 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,520 love more than my biological family. 163 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,200 So yeah. And I don't see it like that. 164 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,760 So like, but I just, that's my only thought process is like 165 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:54,600 down the line, will they feel unwanted or or not unwanted but 166 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:58,040 not part of the family if they're yeah, you know, not 167 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,560 biological. But I do want to have adopted 168 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,440 and I want to have. You want to have a. 169 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,120 Surrogate. Yeah. 170 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,400 You're greedy. I am selfish, yeah. 171 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,560 But maybe you can ask your cousin if they're they feel left 172 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:10,720 out sometimes. But. 173 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,600 Wait so if you're OK I'm so ignorant on this. 174 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:21,400 If you're having a surrogate, do you use like one of your like so 175 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,160 you can? Choose so you can choose. 176 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,640 So this is actually a very interesting thing. 177 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:32,640 I have two friends who did it and they basically conceived 178 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:35,400 these two children. The lady like basically donated 179 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:39,440 her eggs and then a second woman gave birth to that child. 180 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,960 So they they basically took the fertilized eggs, put it into a 181 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,720 different woman and she gave birth to a child that was not 182 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,360 biologically hers, which is insane that they can do this. 183 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,720 But then on top of that. So they had two kids through a 184 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:58,600 surrogate and then right after they had the surrogate, like 185 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,360 maybe five years after they had a third child and I reached out 186 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:03,720 and I was like, OK, so who's this? 187 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,640 Who's so they, they, you still have to like pick like one guy 188 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,240 will have one child, one will have the other. 189 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:11,400 But the, so they give the first lady, I'm sorry, during the 190 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,760 first one, the lady gave birth to twins, but one is 191 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:17,400 biologically his, one is biologically the other one. 192 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:20,680 That's possible. So they're half blood related 193 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,560 twins. Yes, which is? 194 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,160 Insane. So then. 195 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,720 But then, well, it makes sense because you can have fraternal 196 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,040 twins that are not right biological. 197 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,520 Well, they are biologically related, but they can be two 198 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,000 separate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 199 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,880 You know, completely different. But then a few years later, five 200 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,160 years later, they had a third child. 201 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:43,240 And I said I was like, OK, so who's Yeah, was it? 202 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:46,040 And they said we didn't need to know. 203 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:49,560 We've just picked whichever 1 was healthiest from the original 204 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,280 embryos. And I was so confused. 205 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:56,360 And then I found out that they conceived the child at the time 206 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:59,280 that they conceived the 1st 2:00, but they didn't put it 207 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,720 into the woman yet to give birth to. 208 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,720 They could actually freeze them and then unfreeze them. 209 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:08,520 And the lady gave birth to a child that was conceived five 210 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:12,320 years prior. So this child was conceived at 211 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,760 the time that they fertilized the first two eggs that led to 212 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:20,880 the twins, and then the third child was actually there, was 213 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:24,200 conceived at the time the twins were, but was never developed 214 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,680 into a full baby. Okay, science is fucking crazy. 215 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:31,560 I guess technically they're the same age. 216 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:35,280 Technically, yes. Yeah, in terms of actually being 217 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,240 developed in Born. They're right. 218 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,840 They're not the same age, right? Because like before you're born, 219 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,480 you're not a baby. It's not a baby. 220 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,720 So they were conceived at the same time, but given birth five 221 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:46,840 years apart. Yeah. 222 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,880 And then I actually went online because I was so confused. 223 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:52,400 And I read an article about how some lady gave birth to 224 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:56,160 technically her aunt that was conceived like 20 years prior 225 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:59,640 but was like frozen. She gave birth to her aunt. 226 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,680 Yeah, it was like her mother's like, not her. 227 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:06,680 No, her grandmother's, you have to look into it, but it was 228 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:10,120 something insane. But it was like 20 years later, 229 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:14,640 so it was like frozen that long. Okay, I feel like I said even 230 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,560 like I don't know, I feel like there's a lot of ethical 231 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,960 problems with that. I don't know if it's it Is it 232 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,920 ethical to conceive your Aunt I? Don't know. 233 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,040 Yeah. Kind of weird, right? 234 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,880 Yeah. I feel like with science, we're 235 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,720 doing all sorts of things that we never could have done before. 236 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,840 Right, right. But I'm glad science could give 237 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,680 you an option to have like a biological child. 238 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:38,800 But it's crazy that they, like the two kids are related and 239 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,880 they're from yeah, the the twins. 240 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:46,280 That's crazy because if they if they didn't they weren't 241 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:50,320 conceived at the same time, they have like 2 separate babies then 242 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,760 they wouldn't be related yes would they? 243 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,600 Well, kind of. They would be like half 244 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,640 siblings. Yes, half. 245 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,000 Yes, half. Wow. 246 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,680 Which is so interesting that they could. 247 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:03,840 Even do this OK cuz I yeah. Yeah, My plan is to do something 248 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,760 like that, but it's very expensive. 249 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,120 They want like I heard from somebody who was like in the 250 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:12,080 100,000 range. 100,000 Range yeah 100,000 or multiple 251 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,600 100,000. Like 100,000 range like like or 252 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:19,040 like not like 203 hundred just like in the 100,110 and 1:20. 253 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,560 Somewhere for one, baby for one. Wow. 254 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,520 Yeah, so I gotta get rich before then. 255 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,600 Yeah, I believe that's. Why? 256 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,440 You're on your show, Yeah. That's why. 257 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,600 So I could become famous and rich. 258 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:32,640 Yes. This is an ad for my Go Fund me 259 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,600 for my child that I have not had yet. 260 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,600 Yeah, yes. Yeah, we're gonna get there. 261 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:44,960 Yes, before we knew it. Wait, so I think I have a friend 262 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:49,240 who's like or like older Chinese woman, she like flew into New 263 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:54,040 York to have her embryo, her eggs frozen in New York because 264 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,720 the technology in China is not good enough really or more 265 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:02,280 expensive or less accessible. And she I think she's like 3839 266 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,280 and she really want a baby, but she doesn't have a partner or 267 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:09,960 want a partner. And I think she, yeah, she was 268 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,080 like telling me like all these showing me all these sperm 269 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,720 donors that she picked. It was kind of crazy. 270 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:19,960 Like there's like a nine pictures of baby child, baby 271 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:23,520 boys, because they show you the pictures of them when they're a 272 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:26,200 baby. So then you know how your kid 273 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,840 will look like when they're young. 274 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,560 I see. So it's kind of it's kind of 275 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:33,960 weird seeing, oh, this is the baby that she has the sperm for. 276 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,880 I see. But she was like, oh, guess 277 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:40,120 which sperm did I choose which one? 278 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,680 So we both picked, Yeah. They have like a catalog, yes, 279 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,600 of like different eggs or sperms you can pick Yeah. 280 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:51,160 And when I the shit we can do these days is outrageous. 281 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:56,000 Like, it's unreal how much we can do with science. 282 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:59,120 And like, before you know it, you'll be able to have a child 283 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:02,080 between two men and like, between two women. 284 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,840 I mean, it's going that direction. 285 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:08,320 OK this is my conspiracy theory. I feel like they already have 286 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,880 that technology, they just don't want to release it probably. 287 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,560 Yeah. So that we don't keep populating 288 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,200 even further. Yes, Yeah. 289 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:17,880 So then, yeah, more people. They want to prevent gay people 290 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,600 from happening. Yeah, I know, I know. 291 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,320 That's true. No more gay babies. 292 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:27,040 Yeah, well, like we gave them gay marriage and now they're 293 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,760 popping out gay babies everywhere. 294 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,840 I fucking knew it. I knew this would happen. 295 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,120 I don't know if they're, well, the babies right now, they're 296 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,040 not necessarily gay babies. Yeah, yeah. 297 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:43,480 And and gay marriages are like getting banned at some places I 298 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,000 heard. Gay marriage, Yeah, like, well, 299 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,560 I think they. So they tried to, from what I 300 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:54,240 understand under the newer, yes, they tried to, but it didn't 301 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,840 work out. Yeah, the Supreme Court ruled 302 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,400 that it was not. That's good. 303 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,600 Kosher. Not kosher. 304 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,480 Yeah, which is good, which is good that we got there. 305 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,880 Yeah, wow. Wait, let's go back to your 306 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,160 original take. What was the take again? 307 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,440 Which is that, being gay, should I should have the right to be 308 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,720 famous? Right, right. 309 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:18,920 But what I mean, what about straight people? 310 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,600 Straight people? Some straight people want to be 311 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,800 gay, but some straight people want to be famous too. 312 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,320 True. Yeah, well. 313 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,720 Straight lives matter. Too straight. 314 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,480 Straight lives matter. Yeah. 315 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,840 Well, yeah. How do we solve that problem? 316 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,800 We're just gonna. Keep, yeah. 317 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,800 Yeah, you can't be famous unless you're gay. 318 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,000 Yeah, no, no, I'm kidding. No kidding. 319 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,560 Yeah, there's plenty of straight famous people that are awesome 320 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,280 as well. But I guess just for me, being a 321 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:54,240 comic and everything, I. Do agree like you bring a you 322 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:59,600 know. But if there's only sometimes, I 323 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:03,800 am entertained by a straight white male comic. 324 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:07,240 Yeah, that's true. I guess for me it's like the 325 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:11,360 industry has always been dominated by straight couples. 326 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,040 Like straight stuff, straight shows, whatever. 327 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,320 Like all of the home classics, it's all straights. 328 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,880 So I was just saying it in the sense that like, you know, it's 329 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,720 now like we should have more and and it's happening that way like 330 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,160 we're getting. More and more I'm getting a 331 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,800 little jealous. Yeah, Yeah. 332 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:29,040 I feel like I it's not a good time to be straight, no. 333 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,920 No, no, that really sucks. Right. 334 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,840 No, I'm not straight. No, I'm not. 335 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,000 You're not straight. No, I don't think I'm straight. 336 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,000 I'm not completely straight. You want to be famous just 337 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:43,080 that's what this is. Yeah, she's she's a liar and a 338 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,160 fraud and a scam. Not getting she's she's, I had 339 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:49,640 to look into the camera while I said that made it feel more 340 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:50,520 official. I thought you would. 341 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,000 You're gonna say you have to look into my like, dating 342 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,240 history. To know to actually. 343 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:57,560 Know if I'm gay or not? What about by people? 344 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,240 Can you can by people be famous? Only half of you. 345 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,160 Only half famous. Only half. 346 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:02,760 Half. Famous. 347 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,040 OK, Yeah. Yeah, so instead of being on 348 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:10,000 like, you know, CNN, we'll put you on like, Newsday, like local 349 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,720 networks. Well, I could. 350 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,040 I could deal with that. Yeah, yeah. 351 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,880 Yeah, yeah, I can eat a few pussies for Newsday. 352 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,680 There we go. So. 353 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,640 So you, you are a comic as well? Yeah. 354 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,640 And how long have you been doing comedy for? 355 00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:26,640 I don't know. The first time I did it was in 356 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:31,720 2022, but like that was A and then I stopped doing it until 357 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,800 like this January. So I don't know how you count 358 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,480 that. Two years. 359 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,960 I say 2 years because I don't know how to count it. 360 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,360 What about you? So it's been seven months that 361 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,080 I've been doing comedy, doing great. 362 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,960 Yeah. I mean, it's been a wild Rd. 363 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,200 just you know, I've now I did my first show. 364 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,200 It was for 300 people. I did. 12 minutes. 365 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:58,200 First show I did one of those classes, but everybody was like 366 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,360 a heavy bringer. Bringer, by the way, in the 367 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:03,240 comedy world means that like you have to bring a certain amount 368 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:07,240 of people to perform. But yeah, they suck. 369 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,840 But we brought in 270 people between everybody. 370 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,520 That's crazy. It was unreal. 371 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,320 They were people had to wait in like the lobby because they ran 372 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,960 out of seats even though they had a ticket. 373 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Where was. That governors out in Levittown, 374 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,520 it's like a, the main room is like 300 people. 375 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:27,400 But anyway, Newsday was in the audience and I brought the local 376 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,080 network. But don't worry, we're making 377 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:32,360 our way. I'm not bi but we're making. 378 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,440 Be. OK, yeah. 379 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,720 She's like, I'll do whatever it takes. 380 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,520 Me too. Me too. 381 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,440 I'll eat a vagina if it means that I can become famous. 382 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,760 But but yeah, no. So I did my first show for 300 383 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,800 people. Newsday was in the audience. 384 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,920 They picked me up. They put me in the newspaper. 385 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,520 So they had like a huge spread with my face on it. 386 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,240 Yeah, it was amazing. Well, not quite then. 387 00:18:56,360 --> 00:19:00,680 Then I had ATV interview with ABC News anchor Ken Rosato on 388 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:06,120 local network though on and J I've now done 25 shows. 389 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,080 My Facebook following is almost at 10,000 now. 390 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,600 I've had. I just won the residency at 391 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,200 Broadway Comedy Club and Greenwich, which is why you saw 392 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:16,960 me there. Yeah. 393 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,880 Yeah. They keeping me on for the shows 394 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,600 every Wednesday and big announcement. 395 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,960 They actually just gave me my own show that will be February 396 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,240 15th. Oh my God. 397 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,120 Yeah, thank you. Yeah, it'll be named after me 398 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,760 and everything. Oh, my Charles comedy. 399 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,640 Well, can you, I'm thinking Charlie's comedy, Comedy Angels 400 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,000 or kind of sounds too long though. 401 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,200 And kind of I, I want people know it's me though. 402 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:45,200 Like that's why I'm like, maybe it's Charles Hapel somehow The 403 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,400 Charles Hapel show. I, I have no idea. 404 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,160 I have to come up with a really good name. 405 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,600 You have some, you have some time. 406 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,200 But I wanted to be like very production. 407 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:58,480 I'm looking to, like, have it be a, like, each comic has an intro 408 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,880 video because like, I feel like so many times in comedy, they 409 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,840 come up and you're like, you don't know them through a hole 410 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,640 in the roll. And then the person will come up 411 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:08,280 being like, they're all over the city and you're like, this is 412 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:11,280 their first show. Like when I went up for the 413 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,120 first few times, they said things like that. 414 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,600 Like they'd be like, he's known all over the place. 415 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,040 I'm like, dude, this is my second show. 416 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:23,040 Like, he performs everywhere. Yeah, Yeah, I perform at my 417 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,720 house for my 2 cats everywhere but yeah. 418 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,600 I know. So I I wanna do like an intro 419 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:33,000 video for each comic. I wanna have light show like 420 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,560 light like so when they come up, there's lights going off. 421 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:41,640 I'm gonna have music for each comic going up yes, and so I'm 422 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,920 planning it to be more of like a production as well as a comedy 423 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:45,240 show. Wow. 424 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,520 I'm so so I wanna like, change how comedy is done. 425 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,080 You should. You should. 426 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,640 That's why you should be famous. Look at you. 427 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:52,680 You're already. Doing it, thank you. 428 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,480 Next week I'm performing Mohegan Sun casino. 429 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,480 Where's that? Connecticut. 430 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,520 So wait, wait. I know that. 431 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,280 I know that. Place It's the second largest 432 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,440 casino in the country, performing there next week on 433 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:03,920 Thursday. Good. 434 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,080 Luck. So it's going really well. 435 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,120 Yes, yeah. So one day this interview will 436 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:12,600 mean a lot to Rachel you because she'll she'll knew him then. 437 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 Yes, I will be so. Honored to have famous. 438 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,360 I won't know you anymore. No kidding. 439 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,880 I won't. I will still rave about Rachel. 440 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,160 Yes, The first one to see me for. 441 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,720 Yeah. If you're a gay. 442 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:27,640 Famous guy deserved it. Maybe I can be your opener or 443 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,280 something if. You. 444 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,640 Hell yeah. Hell yeah. 445 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,080 Well, I actually, I'm gonna need comics. 446 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:32,720 So. Right. 447 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,520 And by the way, Rachel's very funny. 448 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,720 I saw her, but she is hilarious. Thank you so much. 449 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,440 Yes. That's very like very nice of 450 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,760 you to give me a shout out because it's very like usually 451 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,200 it's like the podcast about the other person and I don't really 452 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,800 get credits, but. Yeah, yes, yes, no. 453 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:55,480 She's awesome and, and, and also very kind and awesome, yeah. 454 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,120 You too. Thank you, thank you. 455 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,600 I well, I would definitely, I would love to see your show, but 456 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,240 I think February 15th, I'll be in China. 457 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,760 So can I teach you some words so that you can use it in China? 458 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,840 Yeah. Yeah. 459 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,440 Cuz you don't. Cuz you don't. 460 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,600 Cuz you don't speak Mandarin. I do. 461 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,440 I'm getting. You do. 462 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,600 I only know bad words. What is it? 463 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,800 So when I when I when I lived down in Florida for a little 464 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:25,040 bit, I had a friend, Winnie, and she taught me like she would 465 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,920 say, can you teach me English and I'll teach you Mandarin. 466 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,200 So. So she would ask me like how to 467 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,280 say like spatula or how to say this. 468 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,360 So I would teach her. And then she would be like, tell 469 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:35,920 me what words you want to know. Yeah. 470 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,440 Milo, it's a curse on this podcast. 471 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,040 Yes. OK. 472 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,440 OK. She's like, hell yeah. 473 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,000 Curse away. So. 474 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,520 If it's in Chinese, Spotify doesn't care or Instagram 475 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,840 doesn't. Perfect OK so I asked them to 476 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:53,480 say how do I say like bitch or like really bad word and she 477 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,400 told me be outsa. Yes, yes, hell. 478 00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:02,560 Yeah, yeah, I know. Bandan, Bandan. 479 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:06,240 Bandan. Yeah, Bandan, I know Tony mother 480 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,160 or I heard this Zoni mother. Tony, Mother. 481 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:15,360 Zoni mother. Yeah, so and then I also know 482 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,400 Shenzhen bin. Oh wow, you're pretty good. 483 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,320 I really sing in Chinese. Really. 484 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,960 You're ready to fight a Chinese bitch. 485 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,280 Yeah, wait till I go on stage one day and I'm gonna go to 486 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:26,880 China. Yeah. 487 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,000 And I'm gonna be like Cho Baguai, be out soon. 488 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,160 Shenzhen bin Choni Malik. Oh. 489 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,120 My God, you're so glad I did not know you know Mandarin like 490 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:37,880 that? Yeah. 491 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,680 You don't know any other words. I know you means fish. 492 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,600 Oh, that's also my last name. Oh yeah? 493 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:47,680 So your last name's Fish? It's a different character, but 494 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,600 it sounds the same. Oh wow, OK, but is that your 495 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,120 actual like? Is that what your name is 496 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,680 supposed to mean? Like fish? 497 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,640 It doesn't really have a meaning. 498 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,120 It's like. She's serving fish, I thought. 499 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,160 You could say I'm a fish. Yeah, yes. 500 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:05,000 Yes, and it's like it sounds like a fish, like you sounds 501 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,160 like you. Yes, yes, yes. 502 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:10,000 Hence the podcast. Oh yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. 503 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,480 Clever name too, by the way. Thank you. 504 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:18,040 This is actually from my I'll give a shout out to Jonesy from 505 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,400 Fury City because he gave me this name for for my open mic. 506 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:26,400 And then I I just took this name to for my podcast you up. 507 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,640 You up? Yes, I love it though. 508 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,080 Right. It's like short. 509 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,040 I know, and especially because, like, we're in bed. 510 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,040 Yes. It's so relaxing. 511 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:38,480 Like I did a podcast, a different podcast interview with 512 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,120 Jennifer Snortland. She's awesome. 513 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,320 But it was in like a professional studio. 514 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,480 There was like a producer behind a window. 515 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,760 And when I first got there, I thought it was going to be 516 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,840 something like fairly casual. And then when I saw this like 517 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,160 guy behind a window and all this stuff, I was like, OK, what did 518 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,200 I get myself into? Yeah, But it ended up being fun, 519 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,680 you know, But like, and I did a, you know, it's like, it was 520 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,040 still like I answered all her questions and she did a really 521 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,960 good job, like transitioning back and forth. 522 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:09,520 But anyway, I was this is much more comfortable because it's 523 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,680 like because it's like in a bed. I'm chill. 524 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,520 I have my my nightmare before. Christmas wait, show people? 525 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:20,640 Yes, please, please, please. So me and my boyfriend actually 526 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,520 have matching ones. It's OK, we can have the this. 527 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,160 Yeah, this just, I'll just go like this. 528 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:30,080 So but me and my boyfriend have matching ones that we got around 529 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,080 Halloween time and I love Nightmare before Christmas. 530 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:37,720 So yeah, cuz we gay like that. We've got magic PJS. 531 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,360 Did you dress up? Maybe I'm a lesbian then at that 532 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:41,760 point. Magic PJS. 533 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,560 That's a very lesbian esque. Are you lesbian? 534 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,960 Maybe you are. What else? 535 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,120 That. I have 4 lesbian ants. 536 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,320 You have what? Four lesbian ants. 537 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:56,120 What does that mean? Like what I said four I have 4 538 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,960 ants that. Are four ants. 539 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,920 Oh wow, like. AUNTS. 540 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:04,120 OK, OK. I almost an ANTSI have I have an 541 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:05,800 aunt collection and four of them are lesbians. 542 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,640 No, but I have I you know, some people are raised by wolves. 543 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:15,080 I was raised by lesbians and I have, you know, they. 544 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,440 Don't tell you how pussy, how good pussies are. 545 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,560 That would be really awkward if my aunt said do you, do you want 546 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:29,080 to know how great pussy is? I would be like, no, they're 547 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,640 evil. They spit acid, they teeth, they 548 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,600 bite people. You know what I'm talking about. 549 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:39,200 Yeah. He's like, no, I don't mind. 550 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,360 Don't have teeth and they're normal. 551 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,520 But yeah. So, yeah, yeah. 552 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,880 We were talking about before this. 553 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,080 I was. I was you're. 554 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,640 Talking about how handsome I am. No, I'm getting. 555 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,120 Yes, I was. Yes, big shout out, very 556 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,120 handsome. That's why. 557 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,480 That's why you can be famous. Yeah, she's like, that's why I 558 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,320 brought you on my show. If you were ugly now, you would 559 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,520 not have been allowed. No. 560 00:26:58,560 --> 00:26:59,840 And you're beautiful too, by the way. 561 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,000 Thank you. I don't think I have ugly people 562 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,200 ever on my podcast. I saw a few. 563 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,120 No I'm kidding, they're so ugly now. 564 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:10,680 OK, like. No, I, I try to like everybody. 565 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,800 I think you know the setting and lighting. 566 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,560 I think it makes everybody look good, so. 567 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,080 Oh yeah, it. Makes me happy too to see 568 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:17,720 people. Look good? 569 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,760 Yes, Yes. Yeah, this podcast, this is a 570 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,040 little intimate because this is literally in my bed, so I know 571 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,200 it's a little bit casual, but. Do you like sleep? 572 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,000 Like with the cameras like. No, I. 573 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,080 I actually I bro like are you up? 574 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,520 I was thinking maybe I should, maybe I should, but no. 575 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,080 This is like kind of like a before I started doing this 576 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,440 podcast, I was a little worried that it will look too much like 577 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:48,160 an Only fans studio. Literally, I was about to be 578 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,440 like, you can have like there's probably like sleep porn, like 579 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,520 you just watch some girls sleep. I can see that. 580 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,040 Sleep Porn. People there's such weird ass 581 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,760 shit out there. Like people literally I was on 582 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:02,240 grinder once and I shit you not this guy messages me. 583 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,040 OK Are you ready for this? Yes, I'm ready. 584 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,480 This is why my friend was always like, why aren't you over your 585 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,000 ex? I'm like well let me just read 586 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,800 some of my most recent grinder options to you and I shit you 587 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:16,640 not the guy goes. I would love for you to bring me 588 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,080 an old pair of shoes and make me earn them. 589 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:25,160 What do you mean earn? Them so like he wanted me to 590 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,400 bring an old pair of shoes and make him earn those shoes. 591 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,080 I well, I get it. I know people are into feet. 592 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,960 Yeah, but people are into shoes. Yeah, and he wanted them old, so 593 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,120 I guess. That's like, really? 594 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,840 Yeah, that's why I'm saying like there's someone out there to 595 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,880 watch you sleep, OK? They monetize on that. 596 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,280 Yeah, there's someone. And that's the best part about 597 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,920 the Internet. You put something on there and 598 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,200 people can find you. People are gonna find it, you 599 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,240 know what I mean? So get get a pair of old shoes. 600 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,800 That's the moral of this. Story yeah like this video if 601 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,840 you if you really if you want to see like a live stream of me 602 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:06,000 sleeping I just I just wait what did I do what is. 603 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,960 This we will be back after this commercial break. 604 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,680 It's okay, Yeah, OK, I fixed it. I think I. 605 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:14,880 Fixed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 606 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,000 Thank you. OK, yeah, I just for those of 607 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,440 you who are listening, I just broke her mic like mid 608 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,960 interview, but OK. They can probably hear it from 609 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,600 the mic, but it's OK. Yeah, that's very lesbian of you 610 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,760 to like, just fix that. I know, Did that turn you on? 611 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,600 And she was like oh he fixed something. 612 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,360 Wait, hold on, let me put up my man voice. 613 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,160 Did that turn you on bro? Oh my God, this is crazy. 614 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,360 Wait, can you do more? Do do a little bit more of them? 615 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,680 Can we can we pretend we're on a broadcast? 616 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,200 Yeah, yeah, bro, yo, bro, bro, you fucked me, bro. 617 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,120 You fucking hanging out, you'll be banging the shit tits and 618 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,640 pussy right now, bro. Yeah, I fucking love women. 619 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,000 Women's my shit, man. You know, I love tits. 620 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,760 I love pussy. You know, whenever I see women, 621 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,960 I just like, I'm just so like, happy. 622 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,000 Really. Yeah. 623 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,120 Women make you happy. Like how they smell? 624 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,480 No, no. Women. 625 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,280 Women are the worst. Yeah, worst. 626 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,720 Man, women, women. They they're so loud. 627 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,720 What are you gay bro? No, no, no, I'm not gay bro. 628 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,920 What are? You trying to become famous bro? 629 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,040 I'm not. Is that what this is? 630 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,280 Bro not gay bro I really need to. 631 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,480 No bro we need to talk about like crypto, not women. 632 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:22,080 Women are women are objects. You know what, when you put it 633 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,720 that way, you're right, right, You're right, You're right. 634 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,000 It's so funny because I whenever I go to my Barber and when 635 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,200 you're gay and you go to your Barber, they always ask you, 636 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,800 They say these like fucked up things and you have to go along 637 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,760 with it so you don't get clocked as being gay. 638 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,920 And they'll say things like what you're saying about women and 639 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,400 they're always Russian. You ever notice that they're 640 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,080 always Russian? No, I don't their name. 641 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,840 Can you confirm? All the barbers around the city 642 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,040 are named Russian? Are Russian in name Alex or 643 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,120 Vlad? Sorry, the barbers in New York 644 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,280 City name that are Russian. I think he goes to Chinese 645 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,680 barbers. OK, OK. 646 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,080 Well, for the rest of us, they don't have that option. 647 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,360 They're always Russian. Their name is Vlader Alex. 648 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,520 OK. And they'll always say fucked up 649 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,360 shit and they'll say horrible things about women. 650 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,800 Yeah. And you have to like go along 651 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,480 with it so they don't clock you. Like, well, like what? 652 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,320 What? What's so they always said so 653 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:18,920 like one time he's like, he said to me, he's like, you know, you 654 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,600 Americans, very stupid. You allow women to vote. 655 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,240 You allow women to vote in my country, we don't have this 656 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,040 problem. Women cannot vote. 657 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:32,000 And then I have to be like, yeah, yeah, it's it's a big ass 658 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,280 problem we got here. You know, we allowed them to 659 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,760 vote. Every time they have their 660 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,760 period, they're gonna vote the wrong way. 661 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,280 Totally know what women are like. 662 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,080 Women are unstable bro. Right. 663 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,360 And then they always ask like, do you have do you have 664 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,080 girlfriend? And then and again, I have to 665 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,720 divert. And what you don't know is that 666 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,760 I'm a Jedi Knight master at avoiding that question. 667 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,920 What do you say? So so I'll be like, So what 668 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:03,920 about them Yankees or, or. And then he'll be like, no, do 669 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:08,720 you have girlfriend in life? And I'll be like, so when's the 670 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:13,160 Super Bowl again? Yeah, I totally know because I 671 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,120 watched that stuff, not just the halftime show with Jennifer 672 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,720 Lopez and and Shakira. I watched the whole thing whole 673 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,400 start to finish the whole thing. Yeah, what if they ask you 674 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,120 follow up question, like who played in the Super Bowl this 675 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,160 year? I just will say, I'll just say 676 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,960 Simone Biles, yes, yeah, Simone Biles played in it. 677 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,200 I want that Simone Biles. But yeah, yeah. 678 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,320 But anyway. Good. 679 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,440 Yeah. You don't even. 680 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,120 You don't wanna lie to them. You can lie to them. 681 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,480 Lie a little bit. Lie. 682 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,760 Lie like I've got a. Girlfriend. 683 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,280 Yeah, I got Yeah, I have girlfriend. 684 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,840 Her name, Beautiful. Her name is Fedlana. 685 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,600 Fedlana, Yeah. Yeah. 686 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:58,760 Like Russian woman, I don't know too much about Russian women, 687 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,760 but I think they. Should I also? 688 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,160 OK so this is like crazy cuz I'm like I also learned a little bit 689 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,400 of Russian in school. Yeah, well, tell it to the 690 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,680 audience. I wouldn't be able to tell if 691 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,800 you're. Saying OK, it's the raspuche O 692 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,320 Chimpriana pas lo comisa cactila karasho. 693 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,880 I know how to show. What does that mean? 694 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,720 It means good, yes. Niploka means not bad, Poka 695 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,720 means bad. What did you just say? 696 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,200 Like all like all these. Hello. 697 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,200 How are you? You're a be out now. 698 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,960 I'm kidding. You can go to Ani Mato. 699 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,480 No, I'm kidding. April Fool's. 700 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:42,320 Maybe teach me something that's like, I don't know how to how to 701 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,040 curse in America. How to curse in America? 702 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,720 How to curse in America in a How to curse as How do you curse as 703 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,600 a gay man? What's your most used curse 704 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,880 word? Well, we all know a gay man's 705 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,200 favorite curse word. Is. 706 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,320 I have no idea what is it. It's the C word. 707 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,520 Oh yeah, everything is kunti, kunti, kunti. 708 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,400 It's. But it's not. 709 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,840 It sounds really a curse word. It's not, well it. 710 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,360 Is it is. Yeah, it is. 711 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,920 I heard in Australia it's actually an A word of 712 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:14,080 endearment. Oh yeah, cuz I heard I my friend 713 00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:16,679 like like worked in like a restaurant and they were like 714 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,880 like did something for somebody and they were like they were 715 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,239 like thank you cunt. Thank you cunt. 716 00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:28,520 Like she was happy holidays and she was like happy holidays 717 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,600 cunt. That would be great. 718 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,320 Yeah, yeah. It's you're, you're a thank you 719 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,560 so much con. Your mom is a big cunt and your 720 00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:39,800 grandma's much a better cunt. Yeah, like. 721 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,199 Your grandmother's the kind, yeah. 722 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,719 So you send my holiday wishes to your grandmother, who's a very 723 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,320 big cunt? Yeah, I kind of like that. 724 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,199 Yeah, yeah, Yep, Yep. I feel like we're just two 725 00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:55,480 comedians sitting in bed. I, yeah, I actually just learned 726 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,040 a word, cunt I did not know about. 727 00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,680 Like, I feel like cunt. It's not like a word that people 728 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,800 use in like movies, which is where I learned a lot of the 729 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,800 English. And you know, in movies they say 730 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:09,600 like shit, fuck yeah. And like, maybe bitch, yeah. 731 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:13,120 But they never say yeah. They never say I feel they don't 732 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:17,000 really say whore or cunt. So I had to learn like, I 733 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,160 remember I was in like, London. That was a lesson on cunt. 734 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,560 Well you know, as a gay man I can teach you a lesson on cunt. 735 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:25,800 Wait. What? 736 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,200 So cunt is vagina right? So is the joke. 737 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,840 Wait, what? Can say the joke again. 738 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,560 I said as a gay man I can very clearly teach you about cunt. 739 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:43,200 When I hear the word cunt in my head is not vagina, it's a very 740 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,560 stinky vagina. I. 741 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,040 Don't know why, it's like a fishy. 742 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,920 Vagina. Fishy vagina. 743 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,280 See, this proves more and more why we have to stay away from 744 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,680 vaginas. Okay, the fact they could be 745 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,120 stinky. What the fuck? 746 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,400 I know, I know. Penises don't get stinky. 747 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,800 OK, theoretically they do, right? 748 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,960 Yeah. You ever hear it from under 749 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,400 cheese? What is that? 750 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,360 It means like. Oh, I don't even want to think 751 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,440 about it. Yeah, take a guess. 752 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,440 Take a guess so they can be smelly. 753 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,200 I'm thankfully I'm not smelly. This podcast is crazy, by the 754 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,040 way. Hey, people at home are going to 755 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,120 be like, what the fuck am I watching? 756 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,920 They went from like, learning Mandarin to learning Russian to 757 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,800 being straight guys to talking about from under cheese and 758 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,520 smelly vaginas to like my comedy career. 759 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,720 I'm sorry this is how you are starting out. 760 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,920 Yes, yes, yes. But you know what though? 761 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,360 I couldn't have picked a better place to be, right? 762 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:43,720 That was the famous Rachel Hugh. We're both gonna be famous. 763 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,240 In no time. Yeah. 764 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:46,760 Hell yeah. Whichever one of us makes it 765 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,120 first, we have to make a blood pact. 766 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,520 I want it to be like Harry Potter. 767 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,720 Like I want. You'll be the wand guy, OK. 768 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,400 The cameraman will do the wand. Yeah. 769 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,880 And we'll we'll shake hands and yes, we'll do the unbreakable 770 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,240 curse. OK. 771 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,600 What we? Do OK Unbreakable curse. 772 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:05,280 OK, so if if I become famous first you, I will make you 773 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,400 famous. OK, if I become famous first, 774 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,520 I'll make you famous too. Exactly. 775 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,320 Yes, deal. You heard it right here, right 776 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:17,400 here on on on Rachel, you show yes, on you up podcast and it's 777 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,000 gonna be you famous. You, yeah, you are gonna be 778 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,440 famous, yes. Yes. 779 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,600 Why you, by the way? Yeah, you famous. 780 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,280 OK, OK, OK. Clearly we we're both very 781 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,040 uncomfortable with that handshake. 782 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,080 Yeah, that's OK. No, I'm you were. 783 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,520 I wasn't. I could have kept going. 784 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,560 I don't know. I would have held your hand 785 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,000 forever. I don't know, I feel like my 786 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:42,520 hand is like, it's like uncomfortably, you know, I 787 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,840 don't, I've never, I feel, I feel like I'm violating you by 788 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:50,440 holding your hand because you've never you're not now not only in 789 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,920 a bed with a woman, but also holding hand with a woman. 790 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,520 So I feel like it's. Well, let me tell you something. 791 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,640 If I could pick any woman to be in bed with first, obviously 792 00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,280 it's the famous Rachel You. Oh my God. 793 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,480 OK, I promise my pussy's not stinky. 794 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,000 I can promise you I don't have from under cheese. 795 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,920 Perfect. That's why we're here together. 796 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,440 That's why we're in the same bed we chose. 797 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,640 Each other. Yeah, Yeah. 798 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:19,280 Oh yeah, if you OK if you have to eat a pussy to be famous, 799 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,480 would you do it? Like if you if you like. 800 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,200 I don't know SNL cast members. Here for how long? 801 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,400 20 until she comes. Women come. 802 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,640 No, I'm kidding. I didn't know you guys had the 803 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:32,640 right to. No, I'm kidding. 804 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,160 Like April Fools. Gotcha. 805 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:41,120 But women. But no, I Yes, yes, 100%. 806 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,520 Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 807 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,120 Especially if it was Christina Aguilera. 808 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,920 Oh. Like a sex scandal. 809 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,160 Like Charles Happel the gay guy, Like 8 the vagina. 810 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,880 Christina Aguilera. Yeah, and she came so hard. 811 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,600 So hot and like, just so talented. 812 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,440 She is very hard. No, sorry, she's hard. 813 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,160 Yeah, she's got a rock hard Dick. 814 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:06,600 Yeah, yeah, I'll suck her off. Yeah, sorry. 815 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,680 I might get home. My boyfriend. 816 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:13,480 Wait, you said you were before coming to the podcast, you 817 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,040 mentioned that you're in a monogamous relationship. 818 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,120 Yes. And you said it's hard for gay 819 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,080 people to be in a monogamous relationship. 820 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,680 Yes. How is that? 821 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,920 So I feel like there's a lot of societal issues that led to a 822 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,320 lot of gay men having like a Peter Pan syndrome type thing 823 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,480 where they have a hard time growing beyond the scene of 824 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,440 partying, sex, drugs, that sort of stuff. 825 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,080 Rachel's like, I love partying, sex and drugs. 826 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,600 What do you mean? What are you talking about? 827 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,320 Yeah. But it's, it's gotten to a point 828 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,600 where, like, you know, most of these guys don't want to settle 829 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,800 down. Like they'll meet guys who are 830 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:56,600 like amazing, like hot doctors and great jobs and I sing good 831 00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,480 to them and they'll be like, but he didn't hold the door open for 832 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,360 me that day. So they they find reasons not to 833 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,480 settle down. OK. 834 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:08,560 And it's because a lot of them, I feel like, deal with a lot of 835 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:13,520 internal issues of being gay society critic, being critical 836 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,600 of you. I do feel a lot of times like 837 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,600 because I had lesbian ants growing up. 838 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:22,760 It was almost like, you know, my parents were divorced and so I 839 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,640 would see my aunts and they were always happy and loving to each 840 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,800 other. And but then, you know, my 841 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,640 straight parents, you know, didn't get along. 842 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:35,160 So for me, it was like being gay meant happy and together and 843 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,040 being straight meant miserable and sad. 844 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,800 And then when I got into the gay world, I realized being a gay 845 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,760 boy and being a gay girl are not the same thing. 846 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,480 Yeah. And so a lot of them are very 847 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,920 hung up on this culture that doesn't make them happy, 848 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,280 although they think it does. Yeah. 849 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,440 They're very much so like that instant gratification type 850 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,720 thing. And so a lot of them don't want 851 00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:00,240 to go into these relationships because they, I don't want to 852 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,320 give up that lifestyle. But I've always maintained my 853 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:07,280 beliefs that I wanted to be in something serious and committed 854 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:11,480 and in a real relationship. And, you know, it's been a 855 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,680 while, but like, I feel like for a while I almost like kind of 856 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,760 lost my confidence in myself about, about, yeah, we're 857 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:21,000 getting real deep now. But I lost my confidence in 858 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,640 myself in a lot of ways because of being, you know, trying to 859 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,720 date in these different scenes. And then, you know, finding 860 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:31,560 comedy like really kind of boosts my confidence a lot, just 861 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,480 like with how successful it's been such a. 862 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,680 Short amount of. Time I feel like I kind of 863 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:39,920 refound my value and I was like, I feel like this year I'm going 864 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,960 to meet somebody that I'm meant to be with and then like within 865 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,240 like a few weeks, the guy I'm with shows up. 866 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:48,600 Wow. And so it was like almost like I 867 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,760 manifested that shit. Yeah, you manifested everything. 868 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,160 Yeah, and hopefully I'm manifesting that I'll become 869 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,840 famous. Yeah, it's good. 870 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,920 Yes, yes, yes. But, but I know, I feel like I'm 871 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:04,240 very happy now in a lot of ways. I mean, he drives me crazy 872 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:07,400 sometimes, but outside of that? How long have you been together? 873 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:13,440 OK, maybe I really did learn to be a lesbian but it's been like 874 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,360 5 months now. But you're. 875 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,920 So committed, Yeah. And he kind of is moving in with 876 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,880 me. Look, you know what, now that 877 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,320 I'm becoming famous, I get to make stupid decisions. 878 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,400 But this is a smart one because I know, look, I've been out long 879 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,920 enough to know when I found a good one. 880 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:32,680 And so I feel like this time I know, you know, it's like 881 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:36,240 throughout my life, I've met, not had sex with, but met 882 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,800 thousands of men, right? Because you're, I've been out 883 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:43,040 since I was 14. I'm now, is that my age? 884 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,200 OK, Can we censor that age out, by the way? 885 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,840 Censor it out, bleed it, bleed it, bleep it, bleep it. 886 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:52,120 But, you know, having been out that long, you know, you meet 887 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,600 tons of people going out to bars, whatever. 888 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,960 And so I feel like I now know, like I found a good one for that 889 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,200 reason, you know, 'cause you know, you go out. 890 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,040 Yeah, you've seen too much. You've seen. 891 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:08,440 Yeah, it's a numbers game. It is it is and so, but I think 892 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,520 I might start dating Rachel you instead. 893 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,880 Oh my God, I converted you. Yeah, this is the. 894 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,800 Gay conversion therapy section. Yeah, it works. 895 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,920 It works. Well, yeah, everybody call me 896 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,920 up. Whoever you want, your cousin, 897 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,720 your husband, whoever's cheating on you with the with the man. 898 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,040 Come, come to my podcast. OK, OK. 899 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:34,240 She's like whoever cheating. That's like a dark twist, but 900 00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:36,840 yeah. Yeah. 901 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,680 No, I'm happy for you all the timing seems to like work out 902 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,320 very well and. Especially now that I kind of 903 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,480 need it, like with how successful comedy has been, you 904 00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:49,040 know, like having somebody who's there, you know, when I'm so 905 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,000 busy because like a lot of times, like, you know, I 906 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,320 couldn't see my friends, you know, I would at one point I was 907 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,760 doing 3 or 4 shows a week. And you don't realize until you 908 00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,800 start doing these things like you can't have a bad day 909 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,440 anymore. You have to always be happy. 910 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,320 And you know, with my anxiety, like sometimes it just, it's a 911 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,000 little much, you know, but like having somebody who's always 912 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,080 there is very beneficial, you know, on top of finding somebody 913 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,520 who really works for you, you know, So it's been very good and 914 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,480 I kind of need that right now. So sounds great. 915 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,000 Yeah, sounds like you have a wife. 916 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,040 I do. I do. 917 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,720 Yeah, maybe you are. And he doesn't have a smelly 918 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,880 vagina, thankfully. Wow. 919 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,680 Yeah. I'm jealous. 920 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,760 She's like, it's OK, my wife has a smelly vagina. 921 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,440 Sometimes only. Only maybe. 922 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,320 Sometimes. Yeah. 923 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:40,720 My, my, what is it, psychic? My astrologist told me that my 924 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,600 career is gonna take off in 2026 and 2027. 925 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,000 So hopefully. Yeah, because you met me, right? 926 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,040 Right. I'm the reason that you will be 927 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,720 famous. There's no other reason but me. 928 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:53,840 OK. That's it's because I've had you 929 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,280 on the podcast. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 930 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,240 One day everybody will be talking about the famous 931 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:02,040 interview Rachel Yu who did the 1st 60 minutes with Charles. 932 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,600 Exactly. And, and we will be both famous. 933 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,680 We're gonna see each other. We're gonna like, announce each 934 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,840 other's name when we like, get an Emmy Award or. 935 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:09,880 Something. Oh hell yeah. 936 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,200 Hell yeah. Hell yeah. 937 00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm ready. 938 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:18,240 I guess that's we can wrap up this podcast running out of 939 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,880 time. Is there anything you want to 940 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:23,680 add before we end the podcast? Come to my show. 941 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:26,360 I'm a big deal. If you don't come to my show, 942 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,400 you're wasting your time and your life. 943 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:33,600 And I'm really funny as you can tell, not just funny looking, 944 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,800 but really funny. And if you don't come to my show 945 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,320 and handsome and handsome. So you'll get both funny looking 946 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,720 and handsome at the same time. And just always believe in 947 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:47,280 yourself. Never let anything going on in 948 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,800 your life, you know, affect how you feel about yourself. 949 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:55,640 And you can make any changes you want to see in this world and do 950 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,800 what makes you happy. And don't wait till it's too 951 00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,600 late. I love your energy. 952 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:05,240 Yes, OK, I'm going to say something similar, but this is a 953 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:07,280 quote from Cardi BI just learned. 954 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,480 I just memorized. So thank you for everybody 955 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:14,040 that's been supporting me, and if you don't support me and 956 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,400 Charles, you can suck my Dick. I was going to say fuck you, 957 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:21,000 yeah. And and if you think I don't 958 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,800 have a Dick because I'm a woman, I have a pink dildo in my 959 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,040 dresser. Or I want to see no. 960 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:30,120 No, no, or or or. You can suck Charles Dick. 961 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,480 Yeah. Yeah, All right. 962 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,000 Well, Mike won't allow that, but yeah. 963 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:33,720 OK. Sorry. 964 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:37,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gay, by the way. 965 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,200 Yeah, I got a guy at home. Yeah, it's OK the the pink dildo 966 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,080 is ready. Yes, yeah, yes. 967 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,280 OK. That's well, I'm so thankful 968 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:50,520 that you had me on this show and you are the best and such a good 969 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,920 host and I'm just very appreciative of you. 970 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,320 So thank you very much for having me on the No thank you Up 971 00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,600 show. This is where the greatness 972 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,200 start. Yes. 973 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,960 And I have one last question for you guys, you up? 974 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:05,360 Hell yeah.