Your buddy just won the interim light heavyweight title.
I mean like, sorry, light heavyweight, heavyweight title.
Who's this Tom Aspinall? Oh shit, Tom.
I mean, that was bro, he's too fast for that.
He's too fast for that division, bro.
He's too fast for heavyweight. It's crazy.
It's just. Funny when people say that, like
we were talking about last night, like I think about a guy
like Aaron Donald. Aaron Donald's like what, 27280,
something like that and just a tank.
And move. Faster, more explosive, way
stronger. It's just Tom Aspinall has been
doing jiu jitsu and grappling and boxing since he was five
years old, right? What about like Reggie White?
You think he moved better than Tom Aspinall?
That's what you were saying because?
He's like 300 lbs No. Reggie White, well, I, I think
he's, I think he's like 250 if I'm not mistaken.
No way. Reggie White.
I swear to God, he was. He was big.
I'm pretty. Yeah.
I'm big for that day. Reggie White.
What is his playing size? Oh, God, yeah.
He was bigger than I thought he was.
Well, who was I thinking? I'm thinking about Lawrence
Taylor. I'm sorry.
Lt. Reggie White was 65291.
Bro, that's a big boy, big boy. And do you think he moved faster
than Aspinal or he was just he was really strong?
Maybe not at Reggie White, but Lawrence Taylor.
Lt. or even like Hasan is maybe like 30 lbs lighter but Hasan
Reddick bro. Miles Garrett.
Yes, yes, yes. We're going down this line like
DN rushers. I'm trying to.
Think Michael Parsons. Yeah, right.
Then they're not as athletic. He's not that.
Nowhere near like he. Those guys are literally just as
fast as flyweights. And that's why I try to say
like, fighters aren't like normally athletic.
That's why they fight. You know what?
I. Mean there, but they've also
like, for example, Tom Aspen always been training for 30
years now. Different.
It's a different kind of motions.
Different movements, right? A different coordination.
But that dude for heavyweight bro that dude is crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially for what we've seen,
at least at MMA, right? Like he's the best athlete with
that level of skill and coordination at heavyweight.
So I was talking to my like, just last night, I was talking
to my girl's brother because we were watching the fight and I
was like, I'm, I'm, I'm rooting for Blades.
I kind of want Blades to win this fight just 'cause he's.
Me too a fucking that stutter and ass.
Yeah, he's just a sleeper, bro. So I.
This motherfuckers gotta win. Come on.
Brother. Oh man, but but then.
I like everybody with a speech impediment.
I like Nate Diaz. I like Curtis Blades.
Hey. Man.
Leave him out of this man. I don't talk like that.
Leave. Him out of this man, they
respect to the goat man. Fuck yeah.
But right before the fight started, I was telling him I'm
like, I'm like bro, the speed is going to be the difference in
this fight. Boom, fight starts poison
moving, moving. I'm like oh shit, boom.
That's the end of that fight. He wasn't getting up.
He was trying to kind of contest it, but he wasn't getting up.
He wasn't getting up. That sucks.
Everyone I wanted to win lost. Yeah, I mean, but just look at
the forward real quick before we talk about the rest of the card.
Next is going to obviously be the heavyweight championship,
the undisputed belt. It's so weird, right?
Like how do you defend the the interim belt?
You don't. It's a unification or it's a.
It's not a. My my point exactly.
Tom Aspinall just defended the interim belt.
Oh. Shit, that's right.
That was. That was.
You, like you said, you don't do that.
That literally just happened last night.
Yeah. So he should have been.
That should have been for the belt.
Yeah, but it's not because John Jones, John's about to fight.
Fucked up to think about. Actually, I didn't.
I didn't. I didn't realize.
All of that. It was one of the goofiest
things, like, ever. Last night I.
Totally forgot they had the gold gloves on.
Damn that's crazy. He defended the interim belt.
We've never seen that happen before.
And it's literally only because it's John Jones.
Yeah, the goat. It's crazy.
And looking forward to that. Tom's supposed to be the back
of, right? That's what Dana says.
They'd be stupid to not have him as the backup for Jon Jones
versus Stipe. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, keep him on deck for sure.
Right. And that's the November.
So that's four months away. I'm still baffled that he
defended a interim belt. Yes bro, I, I, I could not get
over it. He he held up that fake paper
mache belt that looked like a real belt, but that was for an
interim championship. Like you're supposed to get your
interim and then whenever the champ, you know, maybe the champ
had a fight or some shit or he had some injury or something,
whenever he's ready again, you guys go and then you either you
either solidify your belt or the champ keeps his belt.
You know what I mean? That is wild.
Yeah, whatever it sells, right? Or interim, it sells some shit.
Especially to like a casual or something that hasn't been
around right? And yeah, I think too, they want
to probably appease to the, to the crowd, the British.
Fan base, Yeah, right. Whatever.
Huge though, but I mean, who? Who do you?
Obviously, you're probably taking Jon Jones and Jon Jones
versus Stipe. Over Stipe, yeah, but I I'll,
after seeing what I've seen now, because I didn't really see too
much of Aspinall. I think he's got a good shot.
I think he's got a really good shot against Jon Jones.
He'll Jones will wipe steep lip steep a probably, You know what
I mean, realistically. And then I like Tom Chances.
He's young too, you know what I mean?
He's young, so I don't. Know it's hard to even think
about what that fight's going to look like right?
Because like, where does steep a beat John I?
Don't know where I mean. Grit maybe, but I don't know.
Where I can't think of where Stevie's even with all that
athleticism and all that speed and he's got power in his hands.
He probably, he might have more power than John in his hands,
right? But I don't know, like I just, I
just don't see him beating John. What are you talking about Stipe
or Tom? I'm sorry, Tom.
I mean, at that, at that division, like anybody can put
anyone out and that's the difference rather than just
being like two athletic flyweights that can't hurt each
other. You know, like if Tom lands,
like you seen last night, if Tom lands, it can be fucking
dangerous. And I, I think he's faster than
John at heavyweight. I honestly think he's faster at
heavyweight. Yeah, but I also feel like,
especially the way that Curtis looked last night, it was like
the wrestling and the striking was disconnected, and you're not
going to get that with John. Yeah, but.
I, I, I don't see, I feel like John.
I feel like John moves way more like, is he at heavyweight?
You know, he's like just slower. And just like, I don't feel like
Izzy is really like that fast. He's got like great timing and
precision, you know, And I don't think John's that fast at
heavyweight. I think Tom moves his weight
around way better. And obviously, you know, John's
not used to being that big, but I think that's the difference.
Like, like Tom knows how to move at that weight.
He's fucking bouncing. Boom, boom, boom.
I don't think John moves like that, right?
Heavyweight No. No, I don't see that.
It's just the fluidity and then the skill.
For once he doesn't feel comfortable with what's going
on, the striking that he's just going to go rendering and take
you down. I.
Mean Tommy got some wrestling. He does he he really, he
definitely does. But man, I just, I just, I don't
see it with John. I don't see anybody being John
Jones the heavyweight right now either.
But you made a good point on his like on his computer mind too
when we talked. Oh, talking about his like.
Yeah, and how he just killer. Computer mind, like how he's
just consistently thinking about how to hurt the 1st.
Damage, damage, damage. And it's going to accumulate
like he's got 5 rounds, you know what I mean?
By the fifth round? You're oblique, kid.
Yeah. Oh man.
So he's got that too. He's just going to hurt you any
way. He possibly.
Can right, I, I can see them getting tied up and like John,
just like blooding him up with elbows.
I I. He's so athletic, Tom, So
athletic, bro. That's what that's what's going
to make that fight crazy. I wish that fight would happen
now. And it's crazy to think we might
never see it. Like there's a possibility John
for one, John loses, right? That's like the least possible
thing that happens that John loses the steep A.
The next most least likely thing would be John retiring after
losing to Steep A, beating Steep A even.
But then even fuck even like he beats Steep a OK how long until
he's going to fight again? Six months.
So we're looking at the middle of 2025 for him to fight Stipe
and. Then is Tom going to just be
sitting around fucking waiting for?
Him Tom will have been the longest reigning interim
champion of all time. With a defense under his belt.
Fuck and what if he take it's that's another defense.
It's a year from now. Tom wouldn't have fought for a
full year. That's what I'm saying.
Like fuck, is he going to wait around or what?
Because that could fuck his chances up too then.
What chances like Tom like? If he loses, but I don't see him
losing. Yeah, what is he going to do,
defend the interim belt for a second time?
That's what. That's what.
That's where this is coming. From Oh my God, what is it's
possible. What is going to happen like is
what is he going to do? You got you got to make money.
This is like, I mean, I I'm sure he's making money other ways
too, but. The USC will pay him for a
backup, right? Not like not fight money I I
would assume I have. No idea what that looks like.
You're paying, you're getting paid to weigh in like it
shouldn't be getting paid too much.
I mean I have the obviously at his.
Scale. It's for a.
Belt. It's for a.
Belt. Yeah, his scale is probably like
much bigger, so I get it. Moving on to the rest of the
card from last night, the Co main of or not even the Co main
event, but the main event, Leon Edwards versus Bilal Mohammed.
Yeah, yeah, I mean it. It was what it was the most.
One of the most boring title fights that I can remember that.
I, I, I can see both sides though.
It's like, yeah, I get it. You, you want to fucking put on
a show for your fans and this and that because that's the kind
of fighter that I am. But like, at the same time, I
understand like, bro, winning of winning is winning, bro.
Like like Vin Diesel's said, it's fucking by intra mile wins
a win, right? Like it doesn't matter if it's a
snooze fest or if he went out there and just bloodied the dude
up for five rounds and it was the most craziest fight you've
ever seen. Like, like he won.
He got two checks. He got a belt like that, Nobody
else. Leon don't got a belt no more.
Leon went home and won check. You know, like who really won,
bro? I've not the fans, I can tell
you. You know what?
You know who won last night? Palestine.
Yeah, Palestine won last night. Congrats to them.
Palestine, Palestine, coming off the blah win, coming off the new
Israel attack victory, right? That was pretty successful.
No, nobody. Not, not nobody.
Not everybody fights for the crowd.
Not everybody does that. Some people they.
Fight for Hezbollah. They they fight for themselves,
they fight for, you know, they, some people just fight to win.
Like I fight to try to kill, like I'm trying to fucking make
a statement in this, in this, in this fight.
And some people just like a win is a win, bro, You know?
I mean, two checks, bro, at the end of the day, two checks, if
you lose, you get one check. That's it.
So. Is Bilal Mohammed the most hated
UFC champion of all time? I don't know Luke Rockhold.
No, but I mean, a lot of people hated Luke, but a lot of people
loved Luke too at the same time. Yeah, but a lot.
Who loves Bilal Mohammed? Like, have you ever, Have you
ever, Have you ever heard anyone been like, dude, Bilal Hamid's
fighting this weekend, bro. No, but we got to watch the
Bilal fight. What?
Get the fuck out of here with that that one.
Come on, my God. That's funny.
Have you ever said no, dude? The Lord just knocked him out.
Come on. I.
Don't think Bro boy was going for Bilal to win this fight.
Actually, my friend Pablo was and and obviously all of.
The Gaza Strip. All of my friends were friends
with Bilal. Yeah, now you shout out to him
and he's a great dude, but. Bro Winning.
He's winning bro, like doesn't matter.
Bro I felt miserable when he was winning.
I was like oh fuck. Oh.
Fuck, Leon had good moments but it was just it wasn't enough.
What if he just goes on a Habib? Run as possible, he's got the
skill set to do it bro. Yeah, he's got like he literally
it looked like Habib at 170. But again bro, he's the champ.
Isn't that the ultimate goal of why you got into this game to
one day reach the pinnacle and become the champion bro?
By any means necessary, right? By any means necessary.
This is my preferred way means, you know what I mean?
But like other people, they got other means.
Fuck yeah, but you know, champs like that, once they lose.
Or they ain't getting us. They ain't getting.
Us they will do everything possible not get them another
shot that's. Yeah, and that's, you know, you
got to, you got to fucking live with that too.
Who do you think's next for blah?
Because then Dana said that they're not going to give Leon
the rematch. I don't know.
Like there's like what's there, Shafkat, there's that might be a
good fight. That dude, I seen some posts,
somebody, somebody said Shafkat and Bilal and then Leon and Ian
Gary. Yeah, 'cause Ian Gary was at, he
wasn't yet or, or at Leon's gym for a while if I'm not mistaken.
I think Ian was there when he was in that era, but like
bouncing around from all the gyms before I ended up in
Brazil. I'm not too sure, yeah.
That sucks. That was, yeah, that was crap.
And your buddy, Mr. King. Bro that pissed me off so bad.
Bro he didn't even get to fucking fight man.
He oh, but why? Oh, Paddy the baddy.
Why did he shoot? Why did he shoot?
Patty the Batty I. Just want to ask him why did
you? Shoot went and took that ranking
away from Bobby Green, Mr. King Green.
Then I go so bad too, because he got his arm broken and he
fucking got choked out. He got choked out, then he got
his arm broken. Bro.
Oh my God, what a what a. Clean tight triangle though,
right it was. It was too perfect, like every
transition was just perfect. Like we were talking about the
the video of him doing it to like the the army soldiers like
he just a couple dozen soldiers all in a row just 222222.
Made me feel pretty good as AUS Army veteran.
Dude, why did he shoot? Like I'm pretty like I think he
fell off the leg kick that got him, but like he still like
engaged a shot though. That sucks.
Yeah, I really wanted him to just in the hype, right?
There, hey, but Bobby ain't never tapped.
Nah, he didn't. He died.
Died on his shield.
Bro, he broke his arm, died and he stayed and he stayed classy
too, Bro, that that was dope. That was dope.
Yeah. He's just like stood there,
broken arm, he's like shaking him with the other hand was like
good shit, whatever. I don't know what he told him,
you know? Yeah.
Stayed classy dude. But even like we were talking
about Bobby was kind of weird coming into this fight, the way
he was talking in the press conferences and he seemed not
aggressive and like not like the OG, like I don't give a fuck
like he usually is. Yeah, I mean, that's what I
normally get from him. I I didn't see any media you
mentioned. He was like super like
complimentary, like like the way that he was acting towards the
fans and what not here. I'm here for the fans.
Like he was like ignoring questions about like direct
questions about him and like Patty and what not.
It was, it was kind of weird it, it felt off from Bobby.
That's fucking yeah. That's not.
Damn on the other hand though for Patty blowing up, I mean
fuck him been a huge. Star, right?
Fuck, I know. He's such a turd though.
Fuck, why don't you like him? I don't know, he's just like I,
they're probably all like this. But since Conor McGregor, like
all these European characters come out the fucking woodworks,
you know what I mean? And it's just like another one.
Like, fuck, I was a huge fan of Conor, you know what I mean?
And then like, it's just another one.
Come on another one fucking, you know, like I fucked with till
because he was like pretty humble, but he would like speak
his mind and then fucking this turd fucking Ian Gary, you know
what I mean? I'm just like bro, what the fuck
is going on bro? I just sent off already.
I don't know. Did any other fight on the card
catch your eye? Not really.
Oh, actually, one fight that was actually pretty good was Molly.
Molly and fucking that. I missed it.
How'd that fight? That was actually a pretty good
fight bro. Like Molly got hurt early in the
fight and and then she dogged out like fucking she ate a bunch
of niece of the body and was like folding bro and and just
dogged it out. She lost.
But brah, she she was she is a dog.
She got fucked up, but Manel Kopp and Mohammed Mulkayev, that
was, that was a like fucking, that was a bad one.
What happened, man? That's your.
That's your training partner, your star partner.
Right. I mean, on his end too.
He fucking broke his toe in the fucking second round like.
Somewhere savage. Bro and like.
Reached out and tried to get a yeah.
He was trying to fix it mid fight bro and like I can't
understand. I can't understand like the the
the lack of offense on that side, you know what I mean?
But like there's also another guy in the fight too, you know
what I mean? Like what?
What is the other guy doing as well?
The other guy wasn't really trying to do shit except when
the fight. Protect that oh, on his record.
So like, it's this hard. It takes two to tango.
And like it was almost like both of them didn't really want to
tango. So yeah, it's hard.
Fuck is what it is. And we we finally, we talked
about a little bit, got a opening card.
Looks like almost a finalized card for a UFC Noche.
Yeah, yeah. Looks like Max Holloway and
Eliot Zaporia aren't on that card.
Sean O'Malley, Adam and Rob Devaleshvili are going to
headline. That's going to be for the Bad
Weight title. We've had our takes on that, but
now that it's actually final and it's official, how do you think
that's going to end up? More up?
Still more up? Yeah, you kind of have to at
this point. Yeah, I mean, we bet on it too.
Yeah, you. Still feel confident about your
bet? Yeah, I mean, bro, he's, he's a
machine, bro. He is the machine.
He's going to like, I don't know, like Sean's Sean's shot is
catching him right, Like you have to catch him and and and
and knock him out cold. That's Shawn shot.
But Merab, he can just do what he does and just like he doesn't
have to catch. You know what I mean?
Like he doesn't have to knock him out.
He doesn't have to submit him If he just does what he does take
him down 20 * a round, he wins the fight, you know, and it's
going to be kind of exciting if he's doing that, you know what I
mean? Like it's going to be a lot of
action, Boom boom. It won't be just.
Hug and hold, hug and hold. It's going to be boom.
Take him down. Ground and pound, ground and
pound. Oh, he got up, fucking take him
down again. So I think he'll probably wear
on Sean. If if Sean can't completely anti
wrestle, especially early, then I think he'll wear him down bro.
So. That's going to be a rough one.
That's five rounds. They got 5 rounds.
Yeah, I don't have I it's because it's like dealing with
Habib on steroids in terms of like on.
EPO, yeah, yeah, like on EPO, yeah, he's going to get tired,
bro. He's just going to whoop, whoop,
whoop. First round, second round, third
round. Oh shit, Fifth round still
going. You know, that reminds me.
So I got to That's him. I got an argument with the
Dominoes pizza. I don't know.
So I had AI had like they made me a pizza, but they made it
wrong. So they told me just call them
back. They'll comp it.
I'm like all right, cool. So it's been like three or four
months. It's like oh, shit, went to God.
So I called in and I was like, hey, they said they're going to
comp me this pizza and whatnot. And the person on the phone is
like there's nothing here for you.
I was like, all right, can I speak to the manager or
something? Manager jumps on the phone.
I started explaining the situation.
She starts like hinting to me like I'm ghetto and that she's
not going to give me a free pizza and stop trying to get
free food beat it type of like yeah, yeah.
She starts actually like saying those type of words and what
not. I was like yo what are you
talking about? Like this was something that how
long have you been working there for?
First time that I asked it's like I started here like 2 weeks
ago. I took over this location.
I'm like, all right, well, this happened like a few months ago
that you guys don't have like a record log of this.
Like I've I got a name, I've got the date that I called in and
whatnot. Like you just weren't there.
She ends up saying nothing I can do for you, stop trying to get
free food and be a bum and then hangs up on me.
So I'm like, all right, cool. So I'll go online.
I'll put up my Incognito window and I put in an order for pizza.
I try to make it like 200 bucks to put like an order and I'll
pay when I get there. The Max the orders out the 50
bucks. Oh shit.
So over the next 3-4 weeks, this was like a month ago, over the
next like 3-4 weeks, I had placed probably 100 orders of
about $49.50 to this domino. Pick up one, didn't pick up one
of them. They probably don't give a fuck.
They probably eating it. I don't, I don't care.
I I can tell you that manager who gets her her profits and
losses that get put up every week, she gives a fuck.
Ohh fuck, they're just probably just like, are you on a pizza?
Bro I was coming out here for like thousands of dollars a week
of pizza my. God, you gotta you got.
I'm not. Fuck you, Domino.
They're gonna get. You fuck you.
I don't go. It's not illegal, stupid fucks.
Oh shit, it's not I. Forgot to pick up my order.
Yeah. Oh, I forgot.
My name's not David. Oh, I was doing fucking.
I was doing names that Mad Mads Brunell uses like, shit.
Mike Rotch. Mike Rotch.
Like, oh, I have pictures of some of them.
It was like the dumbest names in the.
World fucking hilarious. The fuck them.
That's why you got to go to Papa John's.
Though Papa John's. Why?
Yeah, better ingredients like a pizza.
Papa John's I fuck with Papa. John's, I use my favorite, ER,
word. No, they didn't let Papa back
yet, huh? Why is Papa a racist?
Yeah, I didn't know that Papa had Papa used the N word a few
times in public. Come on, let him go.
He's How old is Papa? I don't know.
He tried to, what's his name? Danny Duncan tried to bring him
back. Who?
Danny Duncan. He's a YouTube.
Shit man, trying to bring him though.
Trying. To bring him back.
That if I like, I don't, I don't.
Who would you? Who would you rather have back?
Would you rather have back Papa or Jerry from Subway?
Oh Papa, why fuck subway guy you?
Just touched a couple kids. Yeah the fuck yeah.
Stay away from kids bro like. He had.
He had the database.
Yo fucking stay away from kids bro.
Anything to do with kids, I'll. Fuck you, he's on Arby's vibe.
We have the meats. Bro he fuck.
These kids is for the streets. Yeah, yeah.
Anything to do with kids bro, Anything like that with kids I
will personally fuck you up myself.
That's what you into. I don't like that shit.
I mean like, it's not OK whether if you do it to a fucking adult,
let alone a goddamn child. Bro get out of here with that.
Yeah, but it's funny when it happens to kids.
You're fucked up. No, I would take.
I'll take Papa and I'll take that pizza too.
You ever see like these? I don't know, I just crossed my
mind, but like on Instagram, it's like these videos of but
they're like true crime stories or horror stories basically.
I watched that where like it's like it shows like a drawn
cartoon face and it's like some dramatic music and then like the
beat drops and like some weird ominous music and then it's like
like the cartoon face turns devilish and it's it just it
just loops like like that's the whole video just loops like
doesn't show you. Oh, and sometimes it'll show
like pictures from the event and like from like the investigation
what not, but it'll be like paragraphs of like the actual
story. It'll be like the scariest shit
you've ever heard of. Like girl was like beaten by her
parents who didn't like her once she her brain started getting
fried and like she started losing her mobility and they
just left her on the couch for like 3 months and the
investigators came in and she was melting into the couch.
Oh my. God like there was pieces of
like her flesh was growing around the couch as she went
sinking into it. Oh, that's fucked up.
No, I'll be watching shit like that too though.
But it's like actually like like footage and shit like that are
like people talking like a person on screen talking a
camera. I mean, they'll they'll show
some of the pictures, but a lot of times it'll be a.
Like freaking my girl showing me one, showing me one is like the
kid was like in a little cabinet just locked in a cabinet bro,
like and then they would like feed him in there and like he
got fucked up because he wasn't getting any light.
You know what I mean? Like oh bro, sickening.
No vitamin. D You're a fucking sick ass.
Fucking my mind still let me know, come on.
But my body. Put this brother.
In the body telling me, yeah. You've been listening too much,
Drake. You ain't got to hurt nobody.
You've been listening to that Drizzy, that BBL Drizzy.
Oh man, I told you I don't listen to music anymore.
Ever since the I don't. Know sound like you've been.
Ever since the the Drake and Kendrick beef, because one, the
beef was stupid. Two, you go listen to the music
and it's like, damn, what are we doing, Drake?
Oh no, not another one. Oh jeez, I've the girl likes to
babysit. Like who says that?
Bro come on, that's got to be the worst line you could ever
say. Would you ever sleep with
anybody you babysat? I never babysat nobody.
So you fucking them all? I'm not a babysitter.
Would you be? Would you sleep with anyone that
babysat you? I don't.
Know who babysat me? How?
What the fuck? One of my babysitters.
That's crazy. Yeah, I want Nikki.
Nikki, is this alright? I don't know her.
I've never, I haven't seen Nikki in 20 years.
And she probably she wasn't hot either.
She was like a like a dirty, like Hop, a white girl.
I think my only babysitter was my Auntie Janet.
That's probably my only babysitter.
Yeah, but we were aside from like.
Auntie, I was a horny kid though.
I would have. I would have fucked all my
babysitters. I would have fucked my aunties
too. You're bad.
It was my auntie was getting out of the shower and I was like
some titties. I don't even want to be on this
show no more. I don't fucking get scared.
My God damn. Too much, too much cameras.
I. Wish I had a camera back then.
No, my finger just flashes red every once in a while.
You just get it covering. I've been watching a lot of what
have I been watching lately Deadliest warrior?
What was this? Remember the deadliest?
Remember spike TV? The deadliest warrior.
Oh, deadliest warrior, Deadliest warrior, deadly warrior.
Oh. Dude, deadliest warrior is so.
Like a slanging meat, slagging meat both sides.
Did you ever watch the show though?
Deadliest. Warrior I, I think I'm pretty
sure, yeah. They'd always pick out like
Spartan versus yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know somebody like, bro,
one of the episodes was a Chinese Shaolin monk versus like
a Maori warrior, a Maori warrior.
And at the end of it, I believe the Shaolin monk won and the
Maori guy because they bring in like experts from each side to
like do all the weapons tests that they input into the system
for the simulation at the end. And the Maori guys like, man,
this is bullshit. You'd have no chance.
Fuck that. The computer's Chinese, anyway.
It is he ain't lying right? So fucking lying The.
Show was hilarious. Bro that show was crazy because.
I don't know, do monks have weapons?
Yeah, they have. They have weapons you got that's
where like Kung Fu started and whatnot too.
So they're like, I like the ninja stars and shit like that.
Oh. Shit, they use that.
I think they did. It and they might win.
Yeah, yeah, they might be winning.
Yeah, 'cause the Maori doesn't. He's got like.
Do they have swords if they have?
Swords. Yeah, yeah, they do, They do.
They they got curved swords or something?
Because if they fucking the Maoris only have like shark
tooth. Yeah, we got swords gonna
fucking. They have steel right in China.
That's gonna win for sure. Yeah.
And they probably had like fireworks too.
But it was awesome. Shoot fireworks at these.
I don't remember when this show was shot, but if it was around
08, maybe 09, somewhere around there, right?
I I I I remember the show and they even you should do like
animals like with like this animal fought this animal.
What? Who would win and shit?
It's a different show. No, no, yes.
Not on that show, but I remember around that time shows like that
were going on and I remember seeing the.
Show, bro, it was the best. Well the craziest shit about it
was in that era we were at like the Middle East wars were going
on right with us. One of the episodes was like a
Nazi versus Taliban bro. It was like, how did this make
it on television? So there's literally they they
literally because they have, you have to think there are people
that were trained in these armies that belong to them.
So they brought in a dude full blown and Nazi gay or like
straight up like we saw Better Than You and nine yeah, yeah,
I'm not good at it. But they had guys from the
Taliban basically just chilling. Just shooting like this.
Yeah, so they went from the Taliban to the FBI and the guy
that got out of the FBI and then that's now how they're in
America. Basically they're like Ali kind
of leave. Me out of that, leave me out of
that, leave me out of that. You'd be trying to do me dirty
right now. Shout out to Ali.
I love you, boss. Do you even watch TV or anything
in? YouTube.
Yeah, well, I don't everything I've been watching has been like
on like a like every TV show ever.
You can go to like a pirated website and just watch it out
commercials now right I. Want to like if I put Netflix on
like it's because I like to have sound to fall asleep sometimes.
So I fucking just put like a some movie on and I just so like
what? I'm not even watching it.
Diary of the Traveling Pans. What are we talking?
About last night I had on Bad Boys.
Mamma Mia. Bad Boys 2 on Netflix.
What do you think is the best bad Boys I.
Don't know because I didn't see the three me either.
So I got to watch that one and then and then maybe just watch
them. Wait, how many are there?
How? Many.
I think there's three. Is there three or is there 4?
Oh, I don't know now. There might be.
Is there 5? Damn it.
Look, 'cause I remember 11's obviously the original, but I I
would say two is better than one though, right?
Tapioca. What tapioca Missus Tapioca.
Mr. Tapioca. I jacked off the Gabrielle you
knew that was. Right or die.
That came out this year, right? Right.
Bad boys. So that one is bad, boys.
There's like a bad boys forever. So life for life, bad boys, bad
boys for life, bad boys, two bad boys ride or die.
So there's four of them. One was for life.
For life was in 2020. Oh that one's that one looked
weird like Martin Lawrence was like super puffy and fat like he
just be eating Chick-fil-A. Dang, when was the last time you
had fast food? Fast food.
I'm a fat fuck, you know me. But you're not fat though.
Shoot, probably within the last four weeks, 5 weeks, maybe six
weeks somewhere around there. I'm a, I'm a chibi guy.
So like I'll, I'll, that's how fat I am.
I will randomly jump on the food apps even if I'm not going just
to see what kind of deals they got today.
Like they'll have, they'll have spend a penny, get a double
cheeseburger for free. So I might go get a jump on
that. I might go grab me a Powerade
and go get me a, a free double cheeseburger.
Dang, I'm I'm that kind of fat. That's actually good.
I'm so fat. I could tell you right now you
could download the Chick-fil-A app.
We'll take a survey, play the game, we'll get you 5 free
Nuggets right now up until tomorrow.
Today is Sunday. Oh, you're right.
So you not that fat. But you could play the I'm so
fat if I. You knew that it was up until.
Tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you forgot that they're closed today.
Yeah, well, I forgot that it was Sunday too.
I asked you on Thursday. Hey, is tomorrow Friday or was
tomorrow? I asked you something like that.
You're like, you're like Saturday, tomorrow.
I think it was Friday, yeah, Saturday.
Tomorrow I'm like, yeah, Saturday.
Man, I love not having to like like an office job or anything
like that. Oh, that's the best dude.
I I I'll never go back. Just.
Clocking in, that's the thing I. I never clocked in and clocked
out so I always got in trouble. I got fired from a job for not
clocking in and clocking out. I'm only got fired from two
jobs. Well, looks like you're doing
the right thing now though. Yeah, well, it's why would I
have to clock in and clock out? Don't I just have that job to
do? I mean, so they know that you're
there. What the fuck?
You got to know my job so they can pay you.
My job done right. True, true.
Are you the only person that has that task?
A lot of times, yeah. OK, then this maybe it's
different because like for me, I work valet like you got to know
that I came in and worked with the rest of the team, right?
I got to get my cut of the tips. Like I got a beater, I got to go
in, I got to clock in like. Not really, but yeah.
If I don't clock in and or like, I can't get my paycheck.
You know what I mean? I mean, you could.
They didn't know I was there. I definitely ain't getting my
tips if I'm if I'm not there. You was there though, why
wouldn't they just give it to you right then and there?
No. I mean, we'd get it right at the
end of the shift, but I got to be.
There, yeah, but if you was there, why wouldn't they just
give it to you then? Oh yeah, I would actually.
I would get my tips but I wouldn't get my fucking my
check. Yeah, but I was there.
Yeah, that's true. I was Check the tapes.
I don't know. I don't get it.
Look, the cameras. But I mean bro, they got to keep
track of it somehow. Yeah, that's true.
It's so funny when you think about it, too.
Like, like work weeks were so much longer back in the day.
I mean, think in the 1800s, early 1900s.
Oh, there was no day. They were.
You just worked all day. It was literally 13 hour work
days in the factories like like Carnegie, Carnegie Steel, it's
one of the biggest steel companies in the world.
At the time they were 13 hours a day, six days a week if I'm not
mistaken. What about if you think even
before that, every day was just work?
Yeah, like, you know, I mean just surviving his work.
Right. Just like being alive.
Like to be alive you had to work you.
Had to, you had to do shit. You had to fucking stay alive,
right? You had to go milk your fucking
cow and fucking actually raise them mother fuckers.
And you know what I mean? It wasn't like a grocery store
that like respect to the fucking.
Do you imagine Africans that still do that shit?
Like, you know, I mean, they still live that way, the
Africans, Yeah. Oh, I thought you meant the ones
here. No Africans, not African
American you. Ever seen those videos where
like that like black people talk to Africans like they try to
talk to all ghetto and whatnot and Africans is like are you not
that I am not like you, I am African.
Well, actually, they don't like American blacks like outside.
Yeah, they, they, they think they're like super entitled.
They they really don't like them.
It's crazy. Yeah, I don't.
I mean, I would never understand it.
So I but I don't, I don't understand it, right?
They just don't like them. Well, I've never, I wonder if,
because I don't know for sure, do Africans from Africa not like
like European Africans? I like Africans in Europe.
All I know is America is pretty hated.
There's a lot of black people without are French a.
Lot of people hate America though.
Right, because we're the best. That's true, America, but yeah.
Why would I hate who's on the bottom?
I want to hate who's on top. I mean, that's the only ones you
hate. If you ain't got haters, you
ain't doing right. Hey, they hate us because they
ain't us. Because they anus.
Yeah, yeah, hate us because they anus.
Because anus. Yeah, hate us because we got the
anus. We are the anus.
Yeah, we got the BBL Anus, we got the.
Fucking balloon. Nuts.
Our guys have nicer asses than their chicks.
US gay as fuck. But facts.
Facts, facts. I've been shut out.
Bosses Sam. Oh fuck that.
Probably 200 lbs now too. That he's cheeked up right now.
He's cheeked up, right? Oh my God, that's gay.
He can make it clap with no hands.
Fuck. Bro you asking right there.
Boston can you make it clap? This is a wild throw it back.
Throw it back, make a splash and.
It is Lady Gucci breeze. Oh man, No, no, put that stinky
fish fry coochie away bro, put that.
Oh, you got to let it breathe. Thank you.
Let it breathe. Bro that shit's stinky.
Oh my. God bro can you I just.
Oh I imagine her shorts smell so bad.
I don't even know who we're talking about.
What's your name? Sexy Red.
Oh, is that who sings that? Isn't that who sings that?
I don't know. She's the one that be like oh
baby, yeah, like fuck you freaking I'm dead.
No, that's what I was saying. It's it's that bad though.
Yeah, I didn't. I just.
You know what I'm talking. About I just remember like the
words that part. Wait, wait, what?
I just remember those words that I was singing.
Oh, you were singing? I don't even know what the song
is that I I just I just know the words.
I think that words right there we.
Can play it for like 10 seconds. I couldn't even tell you what
song that is. I can't even find it.
Just type in those words into Google.
I looked up. I looked up Oh baby.
And it came up to a Temptation song.
Oh my. God, oh baby, I love.
You I hear this, this song. But I lie you but.
That's sexy Red and Drake. Drake's on that.
Drake has a full blown verse on that song.
Oh, that's terrible. Even when she said oh her.
Voice I told you I was trying to copy.
Her you sounded just like. Her I tried my best.
Honestly, I was laughing because it was funny, but you sounded
just like her. That's crazy.
That's what art is now, man. Yeah, I mean, fuck, Takashi 69
started the wave. Bro, they but they made that
popular though. It's crazy though.
It's just like it's the way it's the the machine, the way it
pumps people out right now. It's so crazy.
I think about even guys who you would figure would be like a
mainstay at the forefront, like Jack Harlow, the Jack.
Harlow, he can rap bro. Dude can rap.
But like, the way they had him on everything, the way the the
machine put him on, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, they just like cycle through these guys forever.
And there's, there's no way to have a lifetime in the forefront
like any like Usher or Eminem, for example.
Like Eminem's always been like he's always like, even if he
hasn't been like, let's go put it on an Eminem song.
Like Eminem has always been in like a fixture in your.
Mind. Oh yeah, I've been listening to
him like the past like 2-3 days. I've been, I've been listening
to a lot of em actually. But there's guys like nowadays
that like, what's his name, the baby?
Like you can rap. I can can rap like a mother
fucker, but I could go like six months without thinking.
Even just thinking about the baby.
Yeah, I'll. I'll think about Eminem, maybe
like, I don't know, like once a month, twice a month, it'll pop
up. No, no more.
But the guys will literally just like, disappear off the face of
the air. Yeah, Rod Wave was huge when he
came out. Rod Wave's gone.
Who else? Who?
Roddy Rich comes and goes. He Nah, he's kind of faded off
in my opinion, He because from where he was from where he was
like he'll pop in on tracks and he'll be like, oh, there's Roddy
there, you know what I mean? And like, but like, fuck, from
where he was to like now he faded out.
He. Got a dope voice too, huh?
Yeah, different. He's different.
Yeah. I fuck with Roddy.
A lot of these mother fuckers actually.
Little Baby kind of fell off too.
He's one of my favorite, like new school rappers, Little Baby,
but he kind of. He was the hottest.
It got it got so repetitive so fast.
Yeah, and he tried to try to switch it up and then and then I
just think it wasn't working. Like he, like baby is one of the
new school rappers I could listen to all the time.
Like obviously his his good shit.
Like a lot of his new shit. I ain't really been fucking with
it. And you got to think how much
music they put out and and like how often we listen to music
now, like people listen to music all day long.
I'm one of those people. I should probably.
And it's not just a few people, like it's masses of people now.
So it's like there's your stuff, I think just gets played out
now. Maybe because before you used to
have to have like acd. Player you had to literally be
in the car. You had you listen to music when
you drove somewhere and then sometimes when you got home if
there wasn't something good on TV, we're maybe we're listening
to the radio, listen to the radio when we clean house.
Yeah, is it just played out? It's not as like sentimental
anymore or some shit. Yeah, that's fucking.
The music's not like, like, oh, I get to listen to my favorite
rapper. Like, no, I listen to my
favorite rapper all day. And then you have like a million
new favorite rappers. Like, oh, this is my favorite
rapper now. I think that's why they're
cycling them out. The shit just gets played out.
Yeah, I feel. Like it's a big part of.
It the radio's playing the fucking same banger five times
in an hour. Right.
Or you've heard 30 seconds of that song 5,000,000 times from
fucking TikTok social media as you.
Scroll. And yeah, that's how I know.
Like those little lyrics here and there?
I say, oh baby. That's classic.
She sucks. She cracked.
You didn't even crack. She cracked.
Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy.
You can't even crack. Fuck it, I tried.
There's going to be such a funny clip we should have Cannon on
too before he fights. Fuck when is this fight though?
Like. August.
Oh OK. Oh, like August What though?
Because it's coming hot bro. August is next week, dog.
Damn bro, how are we going to get?
I think this will come out like the day before August shit.
That's pretty soon. Yeah, that's true.
It's great to see you again, man.
You're back. We got consistent episodes of
Cooney again. I'm.
Trying to make it a trying to make it, brother.
No, I'm actually going to be opening on my schedule too.
What if? What else have you been up to in
your life? You know bro, it's always the
same old shit like, but I mean, I've, I've made some changes and
I'm I'm going to make some changes.
And how's it been without a, without GIF and training now and
hitting like what's practice like look like for you now?
So this this past week was like my first like week without them
and I mean mentally and everything has been fucking
amazing bro like the stress and everything off off my.
Off of like yeah you said like the like all like the sores
until your Dick went down too right you're.
Full of dog. Oh man, I had a cream for that.
Like a cream you, he said. Fag on.
YouTube you got to blurp that that is deep enough to the
powder. Again, you got to blurp that
shit. But yeah, bro, this this week
was and I was just trying to figure it out.
I was trying to figure out the schedule at one of the Muay Thai
coaches, Matteos Nakashi. I tried it.
I don't think I'm going to keep it.
And then I I was talking to my, my strength coach, my, you know,
Naudi Aguilar and then Johnny Evelyn about structuring my
schedule. And we're going to make some
good changes and think we're doing a little more than we
needed to and we're going to make the right changes there
would be good. A little bit of doing too much.
Possibly spreading myself a little too thin, you know,
trying to just fucking please everybody.
I think it'll be good. Now maximize the trainings that
we do. You brought up your coach's name
and it reminded me what was the name?
Was it the Japanese? Naughty, I thought it was.
Japanese my neighbor ended up showing me this week.
He brought me inside. This is the first time I've ever
been to my neighbor's house. He's in my house all the time
because he fixes everything for me though.
So I was in his house and he's taking me to like his backroom
and he's showing me like swords, like all these guns, like all
these like Asian artifacts and what not that like his friends
gave him. And one of his buddies the, the
dad was a, he's one of the, I can't remember his position.
He's one of the commanders from the Navy that led the attack on
Iwo Jima. And then another guy that he's
cool with, the guy he was some Colonel on on AD day.
Colonel Sanders. He ends up showing me from World
War 2, this sword and a gun from this Lieutenant Colonel from the
Japanese army. He's like, yeah, man, this was
taken. You see this SEAL, this means it
was taken before the surrender. So this means it was taken off
of his body during war. And then I ended up.
Doing He's all stoked. Yeah, like he stoked this shit
telling all this what not and he's like, yeah man, those they
killed a bunch of Japs out there, man.
Like dude, I'm Asian, remember? Look at me.
I ended up doing some research on it though.
The Lieutenant Colonel, he did surrender his, he surrendered
the, I guess he like just took his sword and his, his samurai
sword and his gun. And then they threw him in jail
and then they let him out of jail.
And then he went back to his guys and he said, hey, guys, we
surrendered. So then everybody had to like
chip off all like the seal from their guns.
But yeah, he had a gun from like I guess the 40s or something
like that, and he showed me another samurai sword I guess
they stole from a raid in Iwo Jima and it was from he killed a
lot of traps. He's got all the fucking
paperwork on this shit ends up from being from like 1580
something. Bro that's.
Crazy in like crazy condition like and the detail on like the
handle and everything is it's it's.
Crazy. What side?
What side neighbor? Bro, that's the other thing.
He ended up showing this. So there's like a gun cabinet,
right? Fuck me, there is.
I don't know, maybe probably close to a dozen rifles and
shotguns lined up. There's a bunch of handguns on
the bottom of it all right. Then he pulls me when we went to
see the. He'd show that just to send a
message to you. No, we're, we're, we're super
cool. We're super cool.
But he he brings me deeper into his into his, his room.
And then there's like this massive fucking safe.
That's where the the 1500s samurai sword was.
But in there, bro, there was like an arsenal arsenal, like
probably another three dozen. Like it's bigger than the
lockers behind you of of just a huge safe.
Hell of guns out of it. It was like a little Armory.
That's what I want, though. I just want like, I wanna just
have like too much guns. Oh my God, Somebody was like,
bro, you have too much guns. Like that's what I want. 300
blackouts, 50 cows like a. Suppressor.
Fully auto shit that I get to get cleared from the ATF or like
oh. Man, I want that.
Bro it it, it was some nut shit like just.
Fucking artillery. Yeah, yeah, crazy amount of
snipers. He wants to go shooting with us
too. I showed him the podcast and
what he's just like that but. No bad, get him on or something.
Yeah, we got to get on. Who is that what we got to have
on? I'll have Coach Eric on too,
before Noche. Oh, sick.
Yeah. Well, what time are we at on the
screen? Looking at 51.
I think we're good. Anything you got coming up?
September 13th. Houston C Beck.
Whatever. I don't know how to pronounce
his name. Oh.
Yeah, you didn't even mention your fight.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we we signed the
contract, so I'm good. Now I can talk about it.
Whatever. September 13th, Santa Cruz
against California's #1 prospect.
He's 21 O and I'm about to send a message.
About to eat that, eat that O so this is your first.
Who's going to end up courting you this fight then?
Possibly Maki Pitolo and and Rodney, Rodney Kelogi.
Just vibes and smart minds, you know?
That's all I need. And I fought without GIF before.
I've had fights without them. Lost one, you know.
This will be the first fight in how long without GIF?
I think in three fights or two fights might be just two.
Actually, no, maybe. I think 2:00.
When was the last time? When I fought Federico Flores,
so I fought Federico Flores, I didn't have them.
And then I fought Dylan Cox, I had him and then I fought
Humberto Duarte and then I got him.
I had him for that one. And then I fought Jordan
Harrison, I had him too. So yeah, Federico was that was
that one, that last one. It was only like 2 times I
didn't have them. Miguel Sanson and Federico
Flores. Yep.
If you're ready to not have the constraints on you, I'm.
Ready to show a whole like show like me, you know what I mean?
Like like this. The crazy part about it, which
was so cool was like he was literally playing a game like on
the sticks, controlling me, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
telling me everything to do. But it's going to be so much fun
to have like that freedom and to to be me again.
And they're like, like, have the creativity just flow, let the
dynamic and let the athleticism show out there.
And I'm excited for that part. And I'm going to have good
people around me, you know? So there's going to be it's
going to be another day, bro. It's going to be.
It's going to be fun. I'm excited to see when is that
fight again. September 13th.
How many weeks out are we? This will be 7 weeks.
Damn how you feel. Feel good bro, I feel great.
I'm I'm excited for this bro. It's like a new life new and and
I don't know just I get to fucking fight bro I get to fight
for money I get to fight for for for my fans like like I don't
know I just I'm just grateful again, you know what I mean?
I'm not, I don't know. I just, I'm excited to be
fighting. I'm I'm fucking make a
statement. This is 100 more fights on your
contract with LFA. This will be my last fight, my
last fight on the contract. So I'll probably I'll probably
talk to them about another, maybe get another three fight
deal because coming off of that loss, like I, I got some, I got
some work to do, you know what I mean?
So maybe like another three fight deal and then I should be
I should be good from there. And I'm I'm looking to stay, I'm
looking to stay consistent so that those three fights could
come quick. So.
Do you think you'll have another one after this in 2024?
I I want to fight in December after this.
That's my plan. I want to fight.
So that's why I want to talk to them, you know, look out a new
deal. I want to fight right in
December and possibly, hopefully, yeah, fight two more
fights after that. Try to make the UFC campaign in
2025. I need to just go already, fuck
it. Fucking no more.
No more fucking fucking around, no more handcuffs, no more
fucking ankle weights. Just be me and fucking do what I
do because if bro, honestly, like I don't need to win every
fight, especially if I'm in the UFCI don't need to win every
fight the way I fight. You're going to want to watch me
fight and matchmakers should want them put me on cards.
You know what I mean? Like I'm not, I don't even care
about that anymore. Like I just want to fight bro.
That's what it is. And obviously I'm going in there
to kill mother fuckers and win these fights.
But just thinking about like that, oh, I need to I need to go
on a five fight win streak to get to the UFC.
Like fuck, bro, if I get three killer fucking fights from here,
I should probably be in the fucking UFC like sometime soon
after that 33 KOS like show stoppers or three just barn
burners where I'm just murking a fool.
I should, I should be close to getting in there, you know what
I mean? I'm already close.
That's why. So just staying active, keep
that fucking consistency and put on the fights that I put on.
Bro, people want to watch me fight, so that's what I got to
do is fight. Are you still on the UF CS radar
or is there a way to get back on that radar, higher on that
radar? I mean, I don't know if I, I
don't know if I was even on their radar, but it's more so of
just being like having the, the leverage to say, hey, like,
'cause they'll reach out, right? Like, oh, do you have any 120
fivers for blah, blah, blah. And then my management can be
like, Oh yeah, I have this guy right here.
You know what I mean? Look at him.
Boom. And like right now I don't
really have that. So they can't really push me out
there yet, You know what I mean? I'm sure, I'm sure there's
people in the UFC that know about me and you know what I
mean? Like I, my face is around there
often and stuff like that. And, and like the people I the
people that I've been connected with over the years and stuff
like that. I'm sure my, my name is in
there's a little bit, but as far as like being with Mick and
fucking, I think Mick would be my guy anyway.
So as far as like Mick being like, Oh yeah, tell, tell we
need to get two more wins and then we'll sign him.
You know, I don't think it's really like that, but just
having the just being able to be in the position for it, for that
type of stuff to happen is is more So what I'm aiming to be in
a couple more wins. Short notice fight in Vegas.
You got somebody? Oh yeah, I got, I got poony.
He lives in Vegas. He's he's he's he's close to
wait. He's good.
OK, sign. Boom, I'll take a short notice
fight. I get signed.
You know what I mean? Put on a crazy fight.
Fuck it. And now I'm in.
That's another thing I wanted to ask you about, just because
weight was a little bit of an issue last time, right?
Yeah, I mean, I'm like, I had that fucking stomach issues and
shit that, that that won't happen again.
I'm not worried about. I'm not worried about making
weight. That was, yeah, that was just a
one time fluke. Fucking sick.
Should have, shouldn't even have fought.
Like I, I've been saying like I shouldn't even have fought.
But yeah, I'm not worried about that.
Weight's never an issue for me. Perfect.
I think we're good, yeah. Brother.
Think I'll see you want to sign off before we get out here?
Nah. Oh, check out this is going to
drop on Tuesday, so it'll be a day out already, but the total
lies podcast that's going to be hosted by me and Dave physique.
I'm sorry, Devin physique, that's fucked up.
He's going to hate me for that. Flip it.
Total lies podcast, Devin physique and me that should be
out July 29th Monday. Check it out.
Awesome. Anything else?
Shit. Still friendship with SO 93.
See you guys next time.