Hello everyone, welcome back to Dungeons and Dragons.
Way to one harmony. World's divided.
Yeah, while harmonizing. Oh God episode.
What are we at? 8. 8. 7/19 I.
Don't know. I think it's. 7 This is one of
those numbers. The number has probably been
said. We are doing something a little
different. Sarah, take it away.
Taran doesn't want to do the recaps anymore, so I'm doing the
recaps. So I mean, somebody else is
doing the outro. I'm not doing the outro.
I. Need to remind.
So last time when we left off, our party went down into the
sewers to try to find a hag that we believe was kidnapping
children from Albert Cove. When we went down there we found
a group of wrapped snake monsters that beat the living
crap out of us. We went back, healed a little,
came back down, and then found the hag in the middle of the
sewers. Where people decided to egg her
on and then was stabbed and was poisoned to be unconscious.
And then let's see what else happened.
Oh my gosh, napkin. My gosh.
One of your million characters. Only a problem when I do it
though apparently. Plastic sacrificed herself to go
into this caged room with a bunch of animal children I don't
know how to describe. OK, so basically.
They were just people, but they all had the minds of animals.
Yeah, to get people back. We then fought the hag after
arguing with each other for a really long time about what we
were going to do and after we yeah I know After we defeated
the hag the waterfall opened up to reveal plastic and all of the
animal minded children and we were left with if we were going
to kill the hag or not. So you all exactly all that
happened. Yep.
And then so right now, currently you have all of these people
with the minds of animals are just kind of roaming around and
you have this unconscious hag laid about you all.
So this is your surroundings. What are you all doing?
I say we kill it. I also say we.
Killer How are we going to turn these children's minds back?
We'll worry about that after. Find a cleric and get them a
greater restoration. Exactly what I was thinking.
Oh, I don't mean to you say anything, but are we sure that
that would work? Nope.
OK. All right.
That's good enough for me, I guess.
So what's the worst case scenario if this hag?
Wakes up, probably tries to kill us again.
Yep, that's probably. My thought.
Yeah, we barely did it last time.
We were all very hurt now. We've got her.
Which is why we should kill her. Yeah.
I'm just. If only there was another hag
here. Don't say that.
Almost as if we had already met one before.
Sorry guys just Reginald thinking out loud didn't.
The hag mention a sister or am I crazy I.
Don't think she did mention a sister, but it did.
We did mention that it could be two different people.
All right, Well, I think we should visit that one after we
kill this one and. Reason we just show up and like
hey, we killed your sister. Fix these animals, people.
Yes. OK, or we kill her.
Why don't? We just tie her up.
I'll. Say and then the hostage.
Oh, hostage negotiation? That'd be pretty cool.
That's unique. We haven't done that before.
Nice, you got a dart. I have nothing else.
With a blade. So I mean you all, I mean, you
can tie her up and hope she doesn't wake up and take her
there. It's often.
But you do have all these animals just walking around.
I'm starting to. Hurt them together.
Give me animal. No.
Oh no.
Whatever it is Taryn, I will raise you an 8.
OK, you get the attention of 1 and it's the owl bear cub and
it's going everywhere you are, but the people itself aren't
following. Me, I look at it.
I got to go get the people. And I'm going to try to work on.
And it's a foggy right behind somebody come get this thing.
Come. Here.
It. Just runs over to you.
Where buddy? Climbs up you.
So are you all tying up the hag? Is that the plan which needs a?
Figure. OK, so you tie her up
blindfolding and blindfolding. Taking all of her daggers off of
her OK, making sure that her hands are tied.
You do see that the daggers are not there.
OK. You should probably go.
They were magical. Bags.
I was. That's what I was going to say
that next. Yeah, I was waiting.
Between what were. You saying gagger?
Oh, OK, yeah, you can do it. No verbal, no semantic.
So who's carrying my? Strength.
Is up plus. 0. You are a buddy over here.
I'm. Going to find some rope and
start time people's together so I can guard them.
Yeah, go ahead. You can give me this advantage?
Do you offer down the worst with carrying things?
But they always hand it to you. 14.
You get them all together, that's all.
Yeah. So they are hurting together.
And I imagine you just got a rope around to pick up if you
just pull it. But they're all all just walking
in the line. It's crazy.
Well, times, am I right? Days are getting longer.
What? Why'd you say that?
I don't know. So you all heard with these
people out, and you take it back the path, you'll get back into
town. And you have you left town with
a goblin, came back with a goblin and Albert and a bunch of
people tied up. So as you are walking into town,
is there anything you want to do first before going down to see
the hag or? Anything.
So do I just have this tied up, blindfolded gagged hag on my
shoulder? Yes, don't think this is the
most outrageous thing they've seen.
No, this is it is a pirate Cove. So I mean that that honestly is
probably Tuesday. OK, we're going to.
Go down and then we come. Back up also you all, I will be
a nice DM. You have not collected your
reward for Captain Sweetie. No, we have not.
Maybe we should go there and leave the kids with those people
while we go figure this out. Yeah, I don't think taking a
bunch of children to another hag probably is a good idea.
I also to leave them in the Tavern.
Get them A room. And then there's thirty of them.
We. Can't afford that?
Lock them in one room. They won't fit in one room.
What do you do? Just take them in the Tavern and
leave them is there. A barn, anyway.
Yeah, there's a barn next to the Tavern, says here, put kids
here. The side balloon says daycare,
so I'll take him to the Tavern or All right, you left him at
the day. All right, there'll be 100 gold
to walk. All.
These aren't our kids. Sleep.
Don't worry about it then. All right, so they're all,
they're basically, they're all just meandering inside of a barn
right now. There's no daycare, just walking
around. Are they still tied together?
They're all tied together while this giant barn is there, but
they're still stuck in the circle.
So underneath, if you'll remember, there was a barrel.
You climb down and it was like the rat aways.
Did we get our reward? You did not go talk to anyone
yet, no. Is that not?
The Tavern is where you all. Get the reward.
Right. Yes.
Do we want to go get the reward first?
I thought that's what everybody said, but I.
So as you all go in, you do see that the Wild Bunch that was
earlier is still mad at you guys and still staring and just doing
this over and over. You see what happens?
Don't sound like fighting words. Yeah, they.
Want to? Fight.
I think we, I think they want to fight.
We also don't they want to fight.
I mean, he's winking at your heart.
So the Taran key. Do you all remember what was
left of Captain Sweetie to turn in?
It was his gold tooth. It was his.
Gold teeth? Yes.
Magic. Mighty fine kill.
Good job, thanks. You kill them all or just only
the one? Try to kill them all.
Didn't we kill them all? Everyone who was there, yeah.
You know what? How about 25 gold?
5 each since you got rid of the others too.
Sounds good to me. Might say he throws you all the
coins and he hands you just scoots over a tiny little
bottle, no. No.
Why? It's OK.
Don't worry.
If I'm not supposed to. Drink, especially if you already
drink the other one and I you did.
No, it's cool. You're actually you're meant to
5. Days.
Five days. Yeah.
Then I just love the number 5. All right, guys, Nice working
with you. I'll see you all next time.
I love that. Whatever gets handed to you, you
just immediately can get back the guy who's giving you poison.
This is my building up to my immunity.
That's. Right.
Yeah, you're building up your resistance.
Keep at it. Why don't you go and roll the
Constitution saving through? Level 8.
It's going to be 10. I'm tired of dice.
Go ahead and take 4 damage. I don't.
Feel good. Make it 4.
No. So you walk out and then there's
the barrel. Are you all like prepping
anything or just going down? Also the goblin stink with you
all there. Wouldn't mention anything about
the goblin. I just will he's.
Not leaving. I figured if John wants to be
here, he can stay. Yeah, John Goblin can be here.
You all walk down the rat. Away is empty, but you do see
the shop, and you do here, stirring up a cauldron.
And overdo it. I'm going to stay away.
That's probably a good idea. Who wants to stay back with
people to make sure it doesn't get got?
John. Of course.
Awesome on the other person that's not teeny tiny.
What are you saying, John Dongler?
Didn't hold his own. Yeah, what?
Are you saying yeah, we. Literally have hidden from every
battle we've been at. That's not.
True. It's not.
He's he was going to sacrifice his life for us.
Who did it? Who's not a rat, John?
Dobbs. Is not a rat all right, I think.
I've earned my my keep. That's right, John.
That's right, people. First name.
Basis. So are you just leaving John and
people together? I guess all right, so they just.
Like show up like you just visit her or should you just try to
talk to him first? I don't know.
What if we just try to talk at first?
And then if we. Escalate.
We bring in the body. That's what I'm thinking.
So. Who's going in?
I'll hang back with and just give me a signal, OK?
Are you going to play your instrument again?
I don't have. Any.
Instruments I am taking out the trainer.
I'll pull out my. I'm not musically inclined.
Just do it where this you won't know what you're doing.
OK. Just don't make it obvious, just
settle horn so. I'll get it.
So are you walking in too or is it just?
You would. Go with them too.
Oh, because I'll go with you. Hey, the three of you all walk
over to the hag. Did you like your last
concussions have? I used them.
I don't think I have. Rude just haven't haven't gotten
to yet. You can buy more.
No, that would be a nice way to make up I'm.
I'm all right, I don't need. Anymore.
Actually, we were wondering about a bunch of kids, yeah.
The the kid that. You had with you.
I told you I would. I want him.
Yeah. Nope, that's not what.
To buy him why? And do what with you know?
No, I don't. That's what I'm asking.
Oh yeah, he did. The brains.
Huh. No brains?
What about the brains? The youth brain.
What do you do with the youth brain?
Change it too. I don't know is there?
A way to reverse it? Yes.
Why would we reverse it though? Isn't that good?
Don't you like animals? Love animals, but why are you
changing children to animals? Because it's it's it's it's
easier to eat if you know that they have the brain of an
animal, it's much easier to eat and it's much easier to be sold
to yes. So how do we reverse it?
Oh, you're trying to reverse it. Well, that's.
It's takes. Quite a lot of work, so I would
get a lot of money. A lot of money.
So how do we? Reverse it.
Yeah, just only me in the world can do it.
Only you. Only me.
Never been done before. Never, ever doesn't.
Doesn't somebody have a zone of truth?
I think so I. Don't even know what that is.
Yeah, I don't know what's going. On though, yeah, you're not
there, Yeah, yes, so only me. Sorry about it Insight I check.
Oh wow. 24 she's. Lying 13 I would say with your
insight you would probably even think to yourself this shaman
could probably do it. Gore, I have thought what if we
potentially jump her? Potentially hypothetical.
Are you saying this out loud? Yes.
OK, OK, hypothetical hypothetical or we try our
friend back on tooth guard and leave me be.
That's a good idea. Oh no, I'm, I'm going.
Back for you. You're not.
Safe me.
Yeah. What's your mind on you and me?
I haven't done anything. I don't like bring the trumpet.
Up to my mouth. Just very slow.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What do you get to? What do you do?
Seriously, do you like other? Men, if you want.
What if you're talking about condom and I'm going to kill
you? What are you doing?
You don't even know who we're calling in.
You're just assuming stuff. Yes.
Stop that I. Only.
Assume don't do that, Knock it off.
I can't. It's impossible.
I don't know if. You have.
Oh, we could. Play witch game.
Oh my God. No.
We could play. No what I think.
Yes, we. Absolutely games we could play
witch. No.
Please. It's a fan of favorite.
Please enlighten us. The witch game.
So basically the witch game. Is I turn off all the lights?
I jump in the pot. And I come out of the.
Pot and I'm what have you, and you have to figure out who to.
It's a masterpiece of a game, always works.
Oh. No, which never loses.
No, which has never lost a witch I'm.
Messaging plastic. Are we just going to jump her?
I like that I don't feel a little sick, but I do like that
idea. Stay tuned for the After Hours,
we'll go deep. So what would it be?
Which game? You just dropped your trumpet.
Roll AD 20 right now. Oh.
Sorry, it's an 18. OK, the horn didn't go off when
you dropped it. How would it go?
Off it just falls directly, perfectly.
OK, So what do we do? Are we do?
Which gaming are we fighting? What are we doing?
We'll be back. OK, I got you back.
Grabbed wondering. Hey team.
So we're. Probably going to go kick her.
Butt, are you going down? Obviously.
Or do you want to play witch game?
What's that so? She's going to turn all the
lights off, jump in the pot and then come out as one of us.
And we have to figure out who one of us is.
The Witch. 4. We could.
Kill her and the one that's gagged right now.
Yep. I think, you know, at the end of
the witch game, I think she has to die if we win.
Have you played it before? Yeah, I played it before.
It's crazy time. It's crazy time.
You should tell us right now. Yeah.
So basically there was this big old pot, and we're like, who is
it? And then it turned out to be my
buddy and I stabbed him and I it was a witch.
I can tell you it's always the witch and it's almost always
your win the witch game. So you know.
I think we should just find a. Cabbage.
Killer, what do you want to do? He wants to play the witch game.
John Goblin is interested in witch game as.
Well. Let's take a vote.
OK. All in favour of which game?
John and Reginald brace their you.
Guys of. Course it's free against free.
All in favor of killing the witch lady.
I'm excited. I'm excited either way.
I'm not say I did not plan for us to play the witch game, but
we can play the witch game. I've been Reginald you brought
it up. I did bring it up, maybe it's
really cool. The witch always loses every
time. It's crazy.
It's 100% guaranteed. Play the witch game.
I will not be present. Yeah, I don't want to be there
for. So.
For witch game I'm good. I would rather kill her.
OK, since democracy doesn't exist, we'll just kill her.
Well, OK, we'll kill her. Hey buddy.
Next I know, I know personally, next time we.
See, we're playing the witch. Game.
First of all, you can still play the game.
Yeah. I think you technically need
more people though. Did you say there's?
Yeah, because I mean, if it's just.
I mean, if it's just. Clues or six players or
something like. That yeah, I was going to say if
it's just. Clues or four people?
OK, then I I know. Then you know it's yeah, then we
know it's Clue. Yeah.
OK, but there's four of you, all more if you include plastic.
Plastics down. I'm indifferent.
If we jump around throwing hands, what are we doing?
What are you doing? Am I doing which game or not?
I need to know. No, I'm not.
Next time. Next time we see a hack well
witch game. Next time we see a hack well
witch game is that simple. You go to.
You really want to. Let's go there to immediately
put another hack in so you can do this.
Let's go. Clueless.
Let's go. I wouldn't do this.
Where's the funniness? Sure, I'll.
I'll go. No, you know what?
I'm fine. Let's do it.
I'm tired. People wants to do it, all
right, we're doing it. We're doing witch game now.
Which game? Looks like I've got some
competitors. Oh, do you all know the rules of
the witch game? What does the witch need to
describe the game? Reggie knows.
I do know. What about you guys?
Do you guys know the rules? I.
Don't need to. Know.
OK so basically I'm jumping in a pot and turning the lights off.
One of you will actually be me. You need to find out.
Everyone has to tell the truth, you cannot lie and I do not know
your knowledge. So ask important questions
everyone in this room. Is a player.
Oh God. Get the sledge.
It's. In the middle, the red button
in. The middle, What are you talking
about on the the yeah. Ready 321.
I am going to hand you all. Dice, you're going to keep it in
your hand. I wish I would have got the dice
before the light went out. Thank.
You. Personal D&D Group.
Because I, I, you know, it's kind of an important step in the
game and you all get to ask one question.
You can ask one of your friends the question and then you
determine you go, hi, is this part of the game?
Which game? All right, If you get the D4,
you are yourself. If you get the D6, you are the
witch. You may need to keep the line.
Hold it, hold it in your hand. I will tell you the D4 is the
triangle. The D6 is just the regular dice.
What is this going to be? Who knows?
I'm clenching my hand. So I can't tell.
You hear the cauldron shut. Turn the.
Lights on. Whoa.
Right. Was that special?
Wow, You know that's which game for you.
Yeah. All right, buddy.
All right, so who wants to ask the first question?
And who's asking who? Think we could just go in a
circle, right? Sure, plastic.
Who you asking? I.
Think I'd get this far? She wants us to come back to
you. Plastic.
I would like that. All right, Wanderer.
Plastic. Oh, not question.
What is your preferred method of bathing?
In water. Yeah, how?
How do you like to bathe? But SOAP I don't understand.
Your question. I don't.
Understand. I'm sorry, I wasn't ready for
this, that. Was your question.
Move on to the next. I'm crying.
Who are you asking? So.
Out of character. I don't understand.
People. What?
How are you 17 checks out perhaps?
16 No. I thought he was 16.
No, you're 17. To my knowledge, I've only heard
people with 17. Yeah, because we're one year
apart, Yeah. I thought it was two years I'm.
Fairly confident. People, what's your question and
who are you asking why? We also got to ask the.
MPC. There's six people in this room
and two of them have been asked a question.
All right, Reg, what's up? Who are you related to of
importance? The King is John's plan, right
I. Didn't.
Know what? No.
It's me, John. That was Jordan.
That was your question. Oh well, all right.
So which question? I don't think or John has been
asked anything. Which dice meant which one?
The D4, the triangle means that you're safe if you have the D6,
the regular dice that means. You are the witch.
Gotcha. You're welcome.
And she goes right back under the cold.
What is your question? What is your favorite way of
attacking? Got to say my warhead.
Suspicious is it? Yeah.
Darts you think is the favorite? Yeah, he's talking about
throwing darts. Warhammer being the first choice
is a little suspicious. I've got a question.
No plastic. Hi, who broke the window?
What's the answer? Reginald wants to know.
Reginald's been wondering because someone keeps lying.
The canonical answer is a random child.
But the real answer, the canonical answer, is a random
child. So what's the real answer?
Not the canonical the canonical answer.
I want you to give me a deception against his perception
and got in that 20. I'm not even going to roll.
Actually, I'm just kidding. Yeah.
Can you What? I was going to do this.
Stabbed. What?
End the game. But someone does need to be
stabbed. So what are you doing?
Oh, I was. Going to ask if I could do this.
All the truth, but that's fine. I think it would be out of I.
Don't think you can. Because also the rules say you
have to have. To tell the truth, Yes.
So that the plastic has to tell the truth here.
Sorry. Yeah, Yeah.
I mean, it's not vegan, but you know, at least we can finally be
open about and not lie. That.
Was mean. I just had to know.
It was very funny. Been there during that time
yelling at me, and that's before you knew we were cool.
I'm sick. Of you.
All right, I don't. Want to play this game anymore?
Everyone's in this. Group has beef with each other.
What I have but one question. It's me, John Gottman.
Anybody ask Clue or John anything?
John hasn't been asked a question and I don't think
you've been asked a question. Right, I have not been asked a
question. Oh, clue.
I have but one question for you. What is your nickname?
What does your nickname? What is your name?
Oh, I know. That's me.
Sarah. Being like, I know, OK.
My nickname. Roll roll AD 20 for history
check. See if I can help you with your
memory because Sam doesn't remember.
No. 5. You don't remember?
Oh. My.
Gosh, stab this dude. Right stab.
Which one? Which dude?
Clue clue. The knife is in the center of
the room. Who's stabbing who?
Well, you said that that's a question, right?
I've already. Asked you all the questions are
done, so you have to decide. Exactly.
No reason why I said we should just fight.
No one has wonder, right? No, I didn't get asked anything,
but everybody only gets one question.
Reggie wasted his to be mean. Not true.
I know that you're safe. So who's stabbing who?
Yeah, everyone right now. OK, so, all right, on the count
of three, we're all going to point to who he thinks.
The witch. All right, I am Reginald John.
Who do you think it is? And then you all are options
too. 321 plastic cast. I'm scared.
I generally don't know. That was John.
Do you want to stab? John All right, so who's
stabbing John? That was the majority.
What? What?
Who'd Reginald? You booked it.
Who did Reginald? Then vote John, vote for Oh,
they didn't vote no. That's what I was like.
Real clue, Jordan. OK, so 2 votes against clue and
two votes against. All right, with all of that
knowledge now, is it going, do you want to be John or is it
going to be clue? There's the only two options.
This is John. Can we stab them both?
No. Why not get?
One chance, One chance. Because if you do the wrong one,
then she's gone. Bryce would have.
I grabbed my sword and I stabbed 1.
You stabbed the other. Then you are guaranteed stabbing
a friend. Yeah, they can take it.
All right, John and Clue, we're voting on one.
OK, can we do another round of questions?
No, 321. John is pointing toward you, and
then Reginald is pointing toward John.
Who wants to stab Clue? Sounds like you do.
Yeah, I do. He can take you at the knife
stabs down, you take let's see you take 9 damage and you
collapse on the ground and you are like just have a knife in
your chest. I thought we were friends.
Too bad I'm in the witch shut. Up.
We were right the first time, so clues hang on the ground.
Stabbed as John disappeared, and you hear John is coming out of
the culture and just crawling, just covered in goo.
He's dead. He's not dead.
John comes over and starts caressing your face, No.
You stabbed him and. That was.
The witch, John. Wouldn't stab his crew.
Yeah, right. You're really excited.
Yeah, so I would do cure Wounds. I do cure.
Wounds, yeah. The fact that like John said
nickname, which was why I was like, not John.
The witch has no clue of anything happened and just asked
what your nickname was. Yeah, didn't know if that had
anything. Or not though, like Bullseye
your tattoo on your back. Yeah, yeah, I forgot all.
About that, yeah. And that's.
I would have gave you a hint with it, but yeah, I couldn't
couldn't help you. So what did you heal?
It's DA. Plus being face down in the
dark. Oh.
It is this one DA. Prefer to fall asleep face down
in the bath. Well, you just say, how do you?
Prefer to sleep in the bath? I got you.
I didn't like. Oh, it was.
That's not everybody. Nobody.
Oh, I will take my dice. Yes.
Can you, Jordan, stick mine? Take your foot.
Oh. Yes, it is.
Yeah. So the witch is on.
Is the 8 plus what? Well, we still have our sisters,
so it's plus the whatever your charisma, charisma bonuses,
remember we have all your spell stuff there so that your spell
saving throwing your spell attack and all that should.
Be right for it. It's been so long.
So the hag is gone and you are now in a room with all of her
stuff vanished. It's an empty room.
Is the tied up hag that we have still with us?
That, you know, Clue was holding the entire town.
Because I got stabbed you. Got stabbed and landed on the
hag. So you do have one hag.
The sister is gone, disappeared. OK.
So I take out my sword and I just stab this hag in the
throat. So you go over while clue still
holding clue. Drop it I.
Mean you were. Off the body.
You already stabbed her. You didn't give me a chance to
put her down. You go over and basically just
imagine like slit the throat of her blood pouring all down clue.
I'm just annoyed and I'm tired and I want to get back to the
ship so. You want that coffee?
So you all are climbing back out of the sewers.
Do you leave the hag body there? I think we should.
Probably get the children so it could take them back to Gore.
Whatever, we end up going back to Gore.
So. The barn is right there, the
ship is there. You all know that Leroy was
planning on doing a round back. So you all here.
All right, ships radio question. Of course we rescue some
children that got their brains turned into animal brains.
Oh and we thank our friend back on tooth carpet fix them.
Oh, gore 100% I'll take him sick.
And Leroy, love you guys, so successful.
Yep. No, mostly.
We lost a game, you say? Covered in blood clue.
OK. Yeah, there's a stab wound,
right? Here I know, I see it.
I'm chilled. Cool, cool.
All right. So heading to High Creek, what
do you think you guys need to do before we load up because we're
all getting ready to go. I don't.
Think so? You want to go in and bar fight?
Oh, I could use the SPA. Do one more.
Bar fight before you go to the cat.
Bar fight for the round. I do need to go to the Tavern
and talk to the bartender. OK, do it real quick.
I already started. OK.
So what's loaded up? And they're all putting the
people, animals on the ship. Hey, misses four days.
What does that mean? Huh.
Oh, sorry, you weren't there. Yeah.
So what's up? Do I need to?
I threw up from the drink you gave me.
Is that is that should be concerned?
No. That means you're cured.
Cured of what? TC turns What?
Stop doing that. What there's that's that's this
is a bar. Those are people.
What were you talking about? No, no, no one.
Said that. You just.
Said that I lean in real close and I'm like you better lock in
or. It's going to.
Get real, ugly. Real.
Fast. Oh my.
Honey, I don't know how to. Tell you got four days left to.
Live. I've heard worse things now.
Hey, you want this? He has another tiny bottle
throw. It.
Or do you see a half of his face starts to burn off?
5 days. Screaming and runs.
You leave the Tavern while they're just loading up all
these people. All right, you're good to go.
Hey, I got four days left to live.
Hey. Make it count, hey?
All right, let's take. All right, he bring you
Longhorn. So anything else before you
won't go. John's coming with us.
Of course, John the Goblin. Goes.
It's. Me.
John. You want to hit a witch?
Still in there? Again, no.
Not me. John Goblin.
I could never be a witch. I'm just like staring at him
like. I should pulling the knife out.
Oh, you took it? Yeah.
People OK of. Course, people take the night
like Manila, dogs like people to take another.
Now you're going to be just full of swords and Blake walking
blade. All right, so as you all load
up, it is about another day's journey left, so you all take
your health back. All right, so as you all are
coming down, you start to go into a river and it starts
taking you into deeper inland. And you get to this giant Ridge
and you see that this giant town is all across this Ridge and
this is High Creek. And you hear like gongs and
everything as boats arrive. And as your boat is being like
kind of escorted in by other smaller boats, you get to the
harbor and you see Captain Leroy starting to take stuff out, him
and his crew and they're loading other stuff.
Well, this is where our journey ends.
For now. I will take people, animals, and
I'll take your letter. And then I will see you on your
next journey. Well, you'll see them I.
Know. I'm thinking of the name of the
ship after you. You do die.
Don't do that. That's weird.
Don't. Do that.
It's OK. Yeah, I mean, you are a myth
already on our ship of the the lady who drowns every night.
Who? Drowned.
That's right. Am I losing my mind?
No one drowned. No one.
Is hallucination. You're just talking to the wall.
It's like, great kiddo. All right, kiddo.
Yeah, good kiddo. All right.
Yeah. So I'll see you on your next
journey. I'll see you in the next life.
Sounds good. Hey, maybe I'll be the ship that
takes your soul across. It'd be special.
I don't. I don't know if that isn't an
astral ship because I got to go on my stars.
Of course. You know, when I died, I'm going
to be like a ghost pirate thing or something that's destined
sick. Yeah.
So I'll see you at one point. All right?
See. See you.
All. Casey's choking up, crying.
What a fun guy. You do see a guard with a giant
red beard, a big dwarf just coming over you all Hoba
monster, who are you? Names clue.
Don't write. What's the rest of your?
Names. I got to write it down in my
book. Plastic, plastic.
All right, Wander, Wander, Peeble, Peeble.
And then you see, he looks up and he looks at Reginald and
looks back down. His eyes get big.
Oh, Reginald is here. Let me get the hang on.
I'll be right back. Wait, you forgot one.
This is John. Oh, your pet.
Why are you turning? What is this John Goblin?
That was kind of. Crazy John Goblin.
If he's not your pet, he can't be inside the city limits.
Why do you not know Valeria rules?
I know that I can break. We're all a history change.
Right now I knew that I can't. With advantage because you would
have the most knowledge of. This I don't need it.
OK. 24. You don't need it.
You do know that Valeria has a tough history with orcs and
goblins that they really think of them as lesser, especially
goblins. Goblins of them are not on the
same level as sentient at all. They don't think that all, they
think that they are literally just destructions of war.
Forgot everybody here sucks. We should probably destroy
everything, but maybe we could just hide him in like a backpack
or? Something you see, Reginald
comes in what we. Can just say that he's our pet
for now. No.
I am about to become king. Do not think that I'm going to
change these things. Don't ruin this please.
Fine. OK.
Thank you. Don't not make the people mad at
me before I even do it. Even he's.
Such an angry 17 year old. Yeah.
So does he have to have a leash or is it just like, oh, you left
your leash on here? He goes back into his shed,
pulls out like a steel collar with a chain on it.
There you go. I'm sorry, buddy.
You see, John just stares at him.
You're dead, man. You're dead.
Don't worry, John, I tried. He's dead.
I'm going to kill him. You'll get yours.
Just just hold on the give on. So he puts the chain on and the
whole time he's just locking eyes with a guard.
So who is going to be the handler of John Goblin?
Because I am. Somebody else has to handle the
owl bear. And the owl bear is still there,
too. Yeah, just sitting on your
shoulder the whole time. All right, so as you all wait,
is there anything you want to do?
Are you going to listen? He says he's going to bring a
carriage over for you all. Is that normal here, Reggie?
I mean not typically, but I mean if.
It's for royalty. Yeah, so.
So. Not the same thing.
I think we might be in the feast tonight.
I'm still the same older you're changing.
Now here's my concern. Of course, people, you have a
concern. I know.
Why wouldn't you? What's your concern?
I feel like this one's. Valid.
OK. First of all, I'm always
hostile. Yeah, yeah.
So it is. I have known that of you.
I'm pretty sure something's going down here and they want to
get rid of royalty, right? Or is that somewhere else that
I'm misremembering? Royalty.
I mean, the only thing I know was you told me that the king
was killed. Yes.
Yeah, and there's some stuff going on.
Well, I mean, we didn't they didn't say it was by called.
They said he died right. No one said anything of who
killed so you I have no clue. I I've been with you all the
whole time. We just know that the colt was
headed to high courts. I would assume that they would
be looking for the big heads. Probably here by now.
They'd probably be. Oh, 100%.
They're here by now because we spent like 2 weeks it felt like,
at that. I think it was canonically 2
days, Yes, but it was a long, long time, long two days.
Wow. All right.
Yeah. So what are you saying?
Sorry. I don't think we should take the
care. I think we should walk, go low
key, no low key, cover him up or something.
He is blue. So how many dorks are around
here? No, no.
There's not many here. Nobody here me.
No. I will get clocked almost
instantly. All right, well, let's just go
then. But when we run the carriage, I
don't care. I'm sure it's not anything bad.
Blaine, I'm here to do whatever, Reggie.
Thanks Taryn. What do you mean?
I'm Reggie. I'm optimistic.
All right, so take the carriage. So as you all sit around and
wait, you do see a giant carriage strolls up and they sat
down and opened up and it looks like a luxury carriage popping.
All right. What was the problem?
What? It's an interesting voice.
So you all hop in and as you all are going down the streets, it
is massive. I imagine most of you all have
never experienced this many people.
Is the capital, the hub of the world?
So basically there's just people all over.
There's all kinds of different shops and it looks like there's
kind of like a festival getting ready.
Do you give me checks? If there's anything in certain
that you all want to look for, or anything on this carriage
ride while you're taking it to the castle, go ahead if you
want. I kind of want to just see if I
can recognize any cult member faces.
I tell you, it is very unlikely that you'll find that out of the
sea of people. We can try.
I'm not saying not to try, but it's going to need like.
I know people would try, so let's.
Get a roll. Oh wait, were you rolled?
I wasn't, but. It was sad.
All right, you don't notice. Are you rolling anything or
anything you want to check? I might as well try.
That's on that one somehow. Nothing.
So you're just blinded by all these people.
You're probably anxious, honestly.
Yes, because I've never been around this many people this big
of a place. Like not.
And it is massive. So as you are going through, you
see that there's this giant like blue and White Castle.
As you all are coming up, they open the doors for you and you
see an older man. Don't run me perception check.
Talking to you all right in the. Middle of sick 26 1289 So you
clock that this person is probably an advisor and they
look shocked like very very shocked as they're approaching,
but it's subtle enough for your friends don't notice, but you
can tell like that there's there's off you can tell that
there's something off about. I don't like that guy's face so
he comes over Reginald and his friends.
It's nice to see you all here now.
We were not expecting multiple people to come.
So if you do not mind, it's just part of our real protocol that
we ask you all to to separate for a little bit and we're going
to go through your stuff real quick just to make sure
everything is OK and then you all can enjoy the castle freely.
It's just a precaution that we always check.
Reggie, is that true? Reggie goes.
It's understandable. I mean, I haven't been here a
long time. So when people can, you know, do
illusions and stuff. So it's not unheard of that they
would. Go in and check for us.
Well mines real easy I just have this.
Stick still going to check. So he's leading you all in here,
leading you all in. And there are these all kinds of
like little boots, almost like set up for you all to wait in.
So are you all going over and handing over your stuff?
Sure, yeah. She read all the hands and
stuff. John is on your shoulder.
Why did you tell him he had me? Because you're my friend, not my
pet. Gives you a fistful.
So clue, did you give everything up?
Except for one dart in my sock. I want you to.
Go ahead. And pat you down.
And give me either a sleight of hand or a stealth I would.
Even let you do. Deception 3 different options
here against my perception. His is an 18.
So they go over, they take your stuff and fill them, pat you
down in the booth. So you go in, you hear?
Wonder what that's? About you all don't hear this so
you all go into your individual pods.
Everyone roll me AD 20. 13. 18. 9.
Two, OK, so we're starting. Off.
Great. With Sarah, so you're sitting
there, it's, it's a small room, probably about the size of this.
Room. So it's not like you're like
like cramped. In or anything.
Yeah. So there is a like chair there.
All rooms are the same. So there's like basically a
chair there, a table and another chair.
So someone's coming in, you hear a knock, You getting there?
Yes. All right, he opens the door.
You see this guy walk in, He's got long, long mullet and he's
wearing like some fine clothes. All right, buddy.
All right. What's up?
Just waiting to be checked just. Me and Jake, that's.
Crazy man, that's crazy man. You are you talking to?
No, never heard of. The ladies man.
Never heard of the working man? No, I haven't.
Hey, that's. Me.
Yeah, I just got, you know. I've never heard him.
You never heard him crazy. That's crazy.
So basically my name is Auburn.
I'm just trying to check things out.
I want you all to know that this was made specifically for me.
She's. The ladies man.
What do you want, Ladies man, workers man.
Right here, Auburn. Uh huh.
It's. Me So basically I'm just
wondering I. Forgot stuff.
What kind of stuff? Basically all I'm asking is is
you're getting a. Little bit of the.
Stardust. I don't do drugs.
Whoa, whoa, man, no one said anything about that man.
Just like. Some snow.
Ice. I don't do drugs, that's not
what I'm saying. I also I don't drink or do
drugs. She's.
Just I don't care if you do, OK? I don't, so I don't.
Have. It.
Auburn, it's me. You're the ladies man, worker
man. You don't know who you are.
I'm telling you, it's me, ladies man worker.
Man. You've told me this.
I don't know who you. Are what do you want me to say?
All I'm asking you is just to give me a little bit of the
lunar. Snow.
That's all I'm asking. Check out the Marvel campaign.
Yeah, I thought. OK, well, can you do me a favor?
I'm not getting you any. OK.
Could you give me a different favor?
What? So say you see it, you just
scream out ladies man, worker man, all burning on there
because all I'm asking is if you see it, scream my name and I'll
be I am feeding. But I'm the ladies man, workers
man. Auburn, OK.
I'm going to have to write this man down this much all.
Right. So I'll let.
OK, promise me. Please.
Sure, please. Look, Sean, Sure look,
preferably. The lunar snow, OK.
All right. Hey, hey.
I didn't walk in. He leaves.
Lady, you, you're blocking out ladies Man, worker man.
Auburn just blocking off. All right, we'll talk about it.
So save you here and knock on your door.
Gizzard, Sir, it's Gizzard. It's opens the door, walks in,
slams it shut full like. Looks like a detective, her hair
tied up and everything, pacing back and forth.
Don't you bullcrap me. I'd like to talk to an attorney.
You can't. I don't know what you're talking
about. What?
Are you planning to do with that little dart, little dart boy?
What? Dart second of all.
The one they padded. The one they padded on you, That
dart, That one is on you right now in your socks.
Check it, because I already know it's there.
I forgot. Oh, yeah, I already got about
it. Yeah.
I keep stuff everywhere just in case.
Oh, just in case. How come I saw you put in your
sock? You didn't see that?
I did. I forgot.
Yeah, I put it. There.
Can I have? Someone else?
No, you got the best detective. In the world.
Ever seen this? She pulls out her briefcase,
opens it up. Detective Degree.
I want you to roll a perception tech.
Her name is Detective Degree Three.
OK, so you see it looks legit and you see it says Detective
Madeline underneath. We didn't weep it.
Read it and weep it little. Dark boy.
I don't know what am I doing in here.
Probably going to jail or being executed honestly.
Whoa. That's not my job.
I'm the detective. I don't give the punishments
because if I gave the punishments, you'd be executed
right now. Do.
You know the king. Yeah, do you know the king?
I know the King. How do you know the King?
The King's might be at that. Well, the King's my father.
Reggie doesn't have kids. OK, OK.
You're turning things around. Also what?
Would that make you a Princess? What are you doing here?
Hi, I'm the. I'm the You didn't read the
plaque? She pulls it open again, opens
it. Detective Princess Degreed.
Is he able? To do another. 2.
It says on it I hereby decree this is the first ever degree
for a Princess detective. All listed on it.
Legit, right? Reggie must have lied to me.
I didn't know yet. Congratulations.
Reggie's not my dad. So then you're not.
So you're like, OK, we're just lying.
So you're not the Princess? I am the Princess.
What are you, dar boy? Dirt Man.
First of all. The disrespect hold.
On King second, is that supposed?
To impress me, Yeah, OK, it doesn't.
I've never played darts before. Anytime I play darts, you're
probably. Not old enough to get into the.
Town OK that's true but but and I play darts once only both
sides. Where did you play darts at?
I don't see any dark. Apparently darts aren't allowed
in. This because you have, you stole
mine. Probably in your song.
That's probably mine. What color was it?
Whatever year it is, I've got to say.
Red roll to see. Yes, roll D4 evens it's red odds
it's not. 2. What color is it?
Do you want to tell me what color it is?
It's like a, it's like a orangish red.
Oh, is it once you pull it out, then let's see if it has my
initials on it. Like like reality manipulation?
What is going? On here please I want this so
bad. 2. Yes, you see, he has two and.
A3 and A2. So you had your dart a long
time. Ago.
Hello. That you wanted listed on there
was DM for dart man, but for her it's Detective Madeline whose
initials are that DM. Does it maybe say Detective
Madeline? Yeah, you don't look Madeline.
I've. Had.
This. Dart for 20 years, are you?
Even 20 years old. Do you want me to blow your mind
right now? She leans over to you and grabs
your ear. I'll do it.
What kind of interview is this? I don't know, Assassinator.
My questions are done. She takes her briefcase and
storms out. Yeah, I execute him.
Door slams. If you're just hearing echoes of
yourself, all right, over to Taylor.
What's going to happen to Taylor?
Can't. Wait to see what happens.
Here. The board.
Oh my God. Yeah, what's up?
OK, we're not having conversation like that.
OK. Man I need to get the
instrument. No it is no colossus you see an
older man like full on like military gear that sits across
from you. Well, I ask if you was to
explain yourself. Explain what?
I gave you everything. Yeah.
Would you give me my sword? My.
I don't care. About that.
I don't care about that. What else, Monica?
Yes. What else did you give me?
I want you. Real quick.
Dependent. Is it on you or did you leave it
in the back? OK, yes.
So why don't you tell me about that thing on your chest?
Man, I'll be really. I completely forgot I had it on
me. Yeah, where'd you get it?
An work like destroyed a village and I just found it laying
there. It's pretty.
Crazy. Let's do this wild story.
What village it? Was an island.
Which island? Trying to remember the name.
Does Taylor not remember or I don't remember.
You figured. Tooth guard parodies.
I know.
I'm surprised you forgot that. Yes.
So tell me, when did you get this?
Tooth guard parodies. Tooth card parodies.
I had the house there. Did you?
It's probably gone now. Did you ever see it?
Maybe, I don't know, it's. Right on the bottom of the
beach. Perfect to you.
Perfect. Yeah.
And I just asked you this question because the pendant So
you just found it on ground after orc destroy village?
No, it was kind of like in the rubble.
In the rubble, just by itself, just pend.
It's like perfect. Right there.
Yeah, something like that. Just something like that,
something like that. What if I told you that that is
my pendant? I'd say that's crazy
coincidence. It's crazy.
Do you know who I am? I think you do.
How much you to say? My name.
I'm not going to say. I want to hear it though.
No, not going to say your name. Because, you know, I.
Have no clue. You are.
You don't actually know. No.
OK, that is OK. He's going to roll.
Why do you not? How do you not know my name?
That's my pen, Commander Yuri. No, you're so lame dude.
You are a child. Do you know what you not
understand? What situation you're in?
Yeah, I do. But like.
He leads in your ear. I could call him in right now.
You don't want that. Call him in.
Not right. You made me do this.
I just asked if you were going to call him he.
Bangs on the door. Oh, how the?
Cookie crumbles so he just drags a chair in just screeching all
the way through to sit across from you and just goes crazy
you. Know what's crazy?
Tell me I'm going to kill you. Like you've tried the first time
but you failed. Yeah, what about that second
time? You failed.
I don't know how I failed. I literally I cut you in half.
You didn't cut me in half. You could never even stab me.
I sliced your face in half. You didn't look at my face.
Is it sliced? You see?
It sewed up. I would say it does look
pristine, you don't notice a scar or anything.
It's a good illusion, but I see beneath it.
Yeah. I see Beneath you.
Yeah. What do you see?
I see. I see guts.
I see bones. All.
Things meant to go. Just like your head to get a.
Hold No No. Yes.
You're wrong. Oh no.
I OK he literally is pulling out so look.
What I got I'm going to. Kill you.
Do you want this? Yeah, how do you actually?
Oh, you want it, You want it, you want it here, take it.
Yeah, take it. He pulls away.
Oh. Oh, you got to be quicker than
that. My works here is done.
I say enjoy your last couple days.
An harmonica. He's leaving.
Yeah, Sorry I had to do that. You just made me really mad.
And you know, I want you to understand that I am not the
person you want to get mad. I want you to understand.
I'm telling you right now, you keep talking, you are going to
regret. I'm more concerned about him.
OK, fair enough. I don't really care.
That's why I brought him, because I know you care.
Yeah. So pendant, Yeah, belongs to me.
Cool. You keep it.
He caresses your face. You keep it, young lad.
It's no use to me sitting inside the little box that you stole it
from my bag. But if you're wearing a round
like that, that's better. Better than sitting in some
stupid old, you know, great house in front of the beach.
Beautiful. Are we down here?
Do you want to be sure? All right, we will be.
He gets ready to leave. You know, this isn't the last
time. I'm going to want to meet him
again. And you still here.
All right, So cutting over to Jordan.
I'm scared. Who are you going to get?
What in the world? Get back in your seat.
Sit in your seat. You're not supposed to leave
your seat. I'm sorry.
Are you sitting? Yeah.
OK. See, this guy comes in, it's a
dark outfit and he's he's frantic.
Hello. Hello.
Yes, Hi. Hi.
It's. My.
First day OH. Mine too, if it makes you
feeling better, I have three days left.
If you're dying in three days, it.
Just keeps getting short on short.
You should still want me 5 days. I don't want to die in three
days. No, I'm dying in three days.
I have so much to live for, man. Oh, you.
Yeah. Oh.
Why are you dying? Oh, because I mean, you're not
promised tomorrow, so you could have died tomorrow.
I'm dying tomorrow. Maybe.
What's the point? What's the point in any of this?
Oh, mine is to go find his past world stars.
You're going to find it in three days.
I'm going to die in three days. Can you show me?
Show you what? So the past world.
He got a good. Fan.
You have to go. To train with the monks friends
and then I go to Astro world. Yes.
And then you go there. I don't think it's an Astro
world, it's an Astro. World.
I've always wanted to go. OK, It's real.
He stands up. He starts checking her in.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thank you. Yeah.
I can't wait to meet Travis. He just walks out.
Sorry he leaves. Oh my head hurts.
After all, I already. Left Hey, I left the.
Door and lock, it runs away. Are you going to stay there or
are you going to walk out? Am I allowed to?
Leave. All he did was leave the door
unlocked and basically winked at you and ran.
Opened the door again. Can I leave?
You see a guard comes over. Yeah, actually you can.
We're actually just come to get you guys.
Oh, OK, I just walk out. No, wait, wait, we got your
friends. So open up all your doors and
you all walk out all clear. Good job guys.
You guys believe that diva? What?
Do you talk about? You didn't talk to detective
degree Madeline you. See her in the background just
staring you down? I talked to.
A cocaine addict. You're ladies man.
Worker man, dude. That is awesome.
We should switch. Honestly, I kind of wish I had
your. Personal.
Dirt boy and dirt man, I wish I had anyone else's.
So I got to speak to someone that we've been dealing with and
he knows that we took the pendant and he's very upset
about it. He's here.
Oh. My God, Commander Yuri.
Commander Yuri. Oh, shoot.
Yeah, we've been hearing that name a lot.
Where's hey, where's Reginald? He's not there.
Where's John? This is the wiki.
Yeah. Can we?
Can I look around for Reggie? Oh, nobody.
So I was coming to get you all because I was going to bring you
to the king, your friend. Right, which we'd like to see.
So. Come on in.
Follow me. I'll lead you the way so he's
this guard is just walking forward inside check I'm also.
Yeah, I'm also. I'm ready.
To be taking a Reggie. That's my.
Team 23. I'm not getting better than
that. He has no I'll intent.
You've get no sense. He seems like he's telling me
the truth. All right, so guys, walk up
these big stairs. You enter this giant throne room
and you just see like, I mean it is like hundreds and hundreds
feet tall and wide. Like is massive guys.
This is Reggie's now. And as you all walk, you see the
throne is backwards. You may be seated in front of
the throne or kneel, whatever is easiest for you all.
Hey, Reg, Reggie Original. I don't think Reg is here dude,
I think. Reg has been.
Put under a spell. So as are you all going up to
the throne or not? I pull clue over for a second.
I say do. I have a crab back, no.
You don't remember like anything that was going on like.
Yeah, but like, I'm. Just it's so funny you're saying
this and you forgot the attack. I'm worried about Reggie.
That's great. Me too.
Anyways, let's just go. Talk.
As you all are walking over to the.
Ground. Are you standing?
Are you kneeling? Are you sitting?
I need to know what everyone's. Doing I'm standing.
Are there chairs? No.
We're sitting on 4, no. I don't.
Know what do we do around? If everyone is standing then
I'll stand, but I figured kneel before royalty.
Is that what you do? I think I put my face on.
The. Ground I don't know what Reggie
wants yet he hasn't talked to us about all that yet so I'm just
going to ask Reggie whenever he gets here and turns around put.
Your face on the ground. So you're on the ground and
you're kneeling. I'll kneel and you 2 are
standing. I'm standing.
Yeah. Do you hear the guard in the
back? I present to you King Callen.
And you just see the like chair turns and you see a half half
elf man, super skinny, full and noble gear, huge crown, giant
Cape. My like what you 2 are doing.
I don't like what you're doing. Kneel before the King, Reggie
sounds. Different.
I will when I see Reggie. Reggie looks different.
Reggie. I can't see anything.
Reginald is not the king. What are you talking about?
Yeah, but. He is, yeah.
How is he the King? It's by birthright.
Yeah. By birthright then you mean me.
Who are you? The full blooded 1.
Whoa. What?
What's your? Quentin's grandson, of course,
his other grandson we shared. No parents think God that
Reginald to be a beast like that Job.
Trial by combat. So you're saying if I did trial
by combat I would destroy him? But yeah, that'd be pretty cool.
I don't feel like. You haven't seen Reggie roll.
He goes crazy. I would do better and guarantee
it. Only one way to find out.
He you see him like call over and they pour out this giant
goblet for him. Then he starts just drinking it.
Oh, so you're the trash friends or whatever hidden.
That's not very nice. Sorry, thank you garbage people.
Where's the 20 to 1? Ers.
Where the? What?
What are we going? Where'd you go with the 20 to
wonder what is that? What is your old team name?
What prompt is that? That's just absolutely wild.
Where'd that come from? I need you to explain this clip.
Cause trash. Yes, and with that name, of
course, why wouldn't all that that's.
Fair. I hate that this is now
absolutely going to be our team name.
No, it is not. So I assume the guards checked
you all. Yes.
How did my children do? How did my children?
Do they're your children. Three out of the four.
Yes, the Coke. Addict.
He likes Stardust, all right, and I'm not happy about it, yes.
How old is this man? He's a half of so he looks super
young, but you can imagine he is.
Yeah. Been around for a while.
Should we leave? No.
What? Why would you're in the meeting
with the king? I didn't know we were supposed
to have a meeting. Yeah.
The guard.
And he turns and the guards looking at you.
It's king. I mean, well, do we need
anything? You said you want to see your
king and then your friend. Yeah, there's the king.
Can we? Go to the king.
This is not my. Fault.
Oh, my gosh. Bring the document.
I I mean, we've seen the king. Can we just leave now?
You see, he's. No.
I'm making a point now. Oh, OK.
I may not drive. So you see, he brings out and
it's a big scroll that says Quentin's will right here.
I'm the end of the throne. Why would Reginald ever have the
throne? Why he wouldn't give it to a
Senate? Can't rule to see if anything's
busiest about it. Go ahead.
With the perception check. Let's.
See. So are you doing perception?
Perception OK 1919 you would have to get closer but it looks
pretty legit. I see that.
You see it from that. Not only a good look at it.
No, I get a good look at it from there.
I don't believe you then. OK, well I'm king, so I don't
believe you. No, you're not.
Explain it to me, then go look at it.
OK, I go up to look at it. Would you get Please be a.
Bad one. You get up there and you're
like, I don't know what I was expecting to say.
It's a paper that says that he is supposed to be.
Yeah, but. I just feel like it's not real
like you seem. Really evil?
I seem evil, Yeah. How am I?
Like, listen, now you're talking.
This is how evil people sound. You know your daughter, Debbie.
Debbie Degree. Madeline, Debbie.
Please call her Medellin. It's.
Much easier for me. I hate.
I hate it, but it's it's easier to just say.
Yes, dear, it's. Probably how she got the way
she. Is yes and I you know, and I
could honestly careless. Do you need anything else from
us? No, you all can go.
Reginald is somewhere I think Outback collecting his things,
so in his. Home.
Just because my grandfather let it live in the shed, he thinks
it's a hole. And you do.
Not just call Reginald it my guy did not just happen what you
didn't call regin it. I think I did.
What you going to do about it? Hey team, I don't.
Think it's the wisest decision to antagonize a king, whether we
believe that he is or not, just in the King's castle.
Yeah, let's, let's just think a little bit.
I love the be careful with what we're saying.
False king. We can take it outside then.
If you want to take it outside, I, we.
Can go outside and find Reggie find.
And. Leave.
I like that point.
The choice is yours. The door is open, you stay.
I love a good debate. It was great meeting you.
And I bow and I get up and we're walking out.
Likewise, if only that thing wasn't that, it would be
actually useful to you. Huh.
That's creature that you have. Always talking about John.
He's talking about me. Oh.
I'm a dragon board. To him, John is your pet, so
that's cool with him. But he's called your friend that
boy. Let it slide.
I'm letting you guys be the bigger, hey?
Person. Grab him, let's go.
No, everyone goes but you. I'll stay with Clue.
OK, you can stay tuned. Let's have all right, bye.
The guards are coming and grabbing YouTube.
So YouTube one of you on each side.
Roll AD 20. I know.
You're lovely. That was caught.
Great. Mom was good. 13. 19 OK, so you
see they are escorted out. I'm willing to let a child slide
because you probably weren't. Taught.
Any manners? Now I want you to roll either
you can try and like force him to remember you because you
would have seen this guy probably at a party.
So you can either try to hide who you are.
You can embrace it, but at the moment it does not seem like
he's clocked who you are. What are you going to be doing?
OK, OK, so he's not going to look into it too much, but if
you slip up or say anything, he's going to clock on.
OK, All right. So you 2 are still standing
there. The guards are close by to you
all like they are within arm's reach to grab you before you all
do anything. And the king is sitting on the
throne. You all wanted to talk, so let's
talk. You didn't like what I said?
I'm sorry. Why don't you tell me what I
should say? Do you want the blunt truth?
Do you want to say the blunt truth?
I would I would like to not. Willing to hear anything doesn't
mean that I'm willing to act in one way or the other.
All I'm going to say is that Reggie is my king and I will do
whatever it takes to see Reggie on that front.
You know I'm not going to do anything right now because that
would be silly. You have all these guards here,
I have nothing. I'm silly telling the king
you're planning assassination on the king.
No, you said you had. He he, the guards.
Is that not what you heard? And they go.
That's pretty much what I heard. You were chilled.
Just a second ago. When was he ever chilled the
guard? He was like, yeah, do you think
my guards are going to take your side?
No, no. What say you?
You are surprisingly quiet now that all of your big friends are
gone. I'd love to hear it first of.
All I'm other than Reggie, I'm the biggest friend that he's
got. I was going to say you were just
seemed like a threat to me. I'm just saying I'm look.
Yeah, yeah. You're strong for, I don't know,
a normal person, probably not even that, maybe like a poverty
person, so. Speak.
I would love to hear what you have to say you.
Need to start treating everybody with respect.
Do I? Yes.
Have you treated people with respect?
Always. No.
Why don't you think about that? No.
So you're saying I should be respectful, but you don't have
to be? Yes.
Child. Yes, you can never expect a
child to be anything, but it seems like your brain is
probably not going to develop anymore.
That's great. See how far you developed.
I'm king. I think I'm doing pretty well.
You can say false king as much as you want, but you saw the
document and I know you tried. To tell whether it was true.
Or not. So tell your friend and I know
you have a good eye for this I can tell.
So tell your friend who did it say should be king.
From a very far distance it looked real.
Bring it here, he puts in your face.
Read it. You can roll for Perception if
you'd like. It's either really good or
really bad, but I think bad. Oh, is it because I got 20?
10 it looks legit. It does not look like it's all.
He's not lying, it's the IT looks legit.
Did you go? Music to my.
Did you take a will class in high school?
And you know. First of all, currently in high
school. I know as I'm saying.
Second, don't worry about my back.
Story. OK, I don't care about your back
story. Talking to you.
OK, but you should be because I'm the important one.
So I he come here. Come here.
I want to be directly in your face.
I take 1's little step forward. He's not moving forward and he
keeps pointing for you to come closer.
What? Come here, Come.
Here, I'm going to touch them. Come here.
Come. Here I take 1 little more step.
This is annoying. He steps off his throne and gets
into your ear. I honestly want you to try
because I would love to see your head on a spike with your
friends. We know you can't do anything.
Yeah, big bad. You have all these little guards
around here, 1V1 me. Oh, give me a constitution
saving. Though, no.
What did you turn into me? I love Reggie.
I thought I love the dope. I have -1 with them.
And you're taking half damage. You are taking five damage.
You start like choking up like you are able to hold it in but
like it feels like acidic is trying to spit out of your
mouth. So you can spit it out or you
can try and swallow it. I mean, swallowing it is you
won't take any more damage. Spit like right in front of.
It Ever heard of a little thing called a mage?
I think I'm stronger than you. Yeah, this is a little out.
And he goes back to his throne, and the guards look to you all.
Wow. Do you do that commit?
I didn't know if you're doing that.
This is. It's so quiet.
Did you do it? Yeah, it's constitutionally. 14.
You're taking six damage. Next time it'll come out the
other end. I'm.
All about my trash talk. So are you all leaving or are
you doing any guns? OK, so as we're cutting over T
wall, you all are heading back to the shack.
It's still it's a it's a nice house.
It looks like it's a very nice house built Outback, but it is
never near the level of the castle and you just hear
frantically moving inside. You don't hear a response, but
you hear basically you can just hear a muffled voice doesn't
sound like ready. Give me a second check.
We're investigation that's. A pretty good rule. 26 It sounds
like Reggie is talking to himself.
Should we go? In Hey, Reggie, I kind.
Of cracked the door a little bit.
No answer. It's a door.
Yeah. It's, I mean, it's open.
Push it slowly. You just, you're frantically
moving throughout the house, Reggie.
No, you. Should go check.
Yeah. Walk in.
So as you walk in, you can see him like grabbing stuff,
throwing it and then going through drawers, pulling things
out and then like just throwing things in a bag.
I'm killing him, yes. We will.
Yes. But.
Just not right now. We need a plan because as you
can see, there's only two of us. I've got a plan.
Hold on. Reggie.
He's he's walking out and you can talk down.
Just letting you know he's still trying to act.
Hold on. What two of us are not here?
Not. I've got a plan.
Trust me please. I do trust you, but I'm.
Trying to tell you that people when Clue got held back, they
got held back, Yeah, because they wouldn't stop talking.
No why did why did people go in gorgeous going to yell at the
king and would Clue do. The same thing.
Same thing. OK, I'm going in and I'm going
to demand for their lives because he's probably going to
kill them. I think that maybe they were
you. Know logical enough to not do
too bad. Do you think people and Clue
allowed him to speak without them having at least one snarky
comment? No, he.
Got a good? Point I think I have to go in
there for their lives. OK, let's go.
So he's storming into the castle where you all falling behind.
He's walking past. Guards are trying to come up to
him. He pushes them out of the way.
Sorry, it just keeps. Walking.
Can I try and get my stuff while we're like walking through the
castle? Give me perception check or
investigation. 12. Whatever 16 plus files.
OK, you find them separately, but you do see everyone's stuff
so you can't grab it. There's no one like actively
watching it right now. Yeah.
So Reggie's still walking straight out.
I need you all. So whoever rolled the first time
was Taylor and Jordan, right? So this time I need Sam and
Sarah to roll and you have to be within 5.
So roll 1st and announce roll 1st and then let the other one
know what your role is first. Oh, that was horribly talked. 7.
OK, that's nice. We need to roll how you normally
roll. 15 parallel so as you all are leaving the castle door
slams and at that time as it slams Reggie and you 2 are
storming up the stairs so did not see each other at all and he
just starts banging on the door. Reggie, maybe we should knock.
I am knocking. You need to calm down.
I am trying to I wish I could. You really think let's think.
I don't do that often, but occasionally the wiring comes
together and this is one of those times.
We need to go about this. The.
Door opens. King Callum is sitting on the
throne. You.
Have to calm down. Please.
Give me a persuasion check. I'm so good at those.
That was almost a. 15. It was close it it bounced back
four. OK, so as you all go in and
you're getting ready to walk, Reginald walks forward.
The guards put hands on you guys.
Just Richie can be at least watch.
I really kid. I would love for them to be here
for this. So you all are being brought up
to the king. One of you roll me AD 20.
Don't. Touch it.
Oh. Sam should have touched it.
All right, that one. Yeah, that one, OK.
OK, I've been rolled 19 like this.
Whole. Time.
So Reginald walks in, spare the young one's life and clue Callen
just sits there. What if I trade?
Lives. 2 lives for two. There's three of you, so one of
you gets to leave this room. Don't the other two take their
place? OK, well, I volunteered because
I only have three days left to live.
I really want to ban you because that would be so funny that
they're stuck in prison and you just die.
But I will accept a half life that's very, very, very small.
You probably won't make the, but it's OK.
So that's one. Reginald looks to you.
Sorry, kid. And he grabs plastic and walks
off. All right, that's crazy that
they leave the creature. Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, you actually? I will take that actually as a
life, no. You consider it a pet.
Yeah, yes, I would love for it to.
I've got bunions. Bunions on the feet.
What does the? What does?
John have to do with your bunions rubbing my feet.
That's what a pet is for. We're good.
So are you leaving John with? Yeah.
OK. Just holding John like the.
Two beings that are less OK never understand crazy people
like you. So you 2 are being escorted now
wander doors open. I bow to him and I walk away.
So you walk down the stairs, you open the door, you see they're
standing out front. Just like.
Reginald and Classic sacrificed their lives to get you out of
jail, I hope you all know that. We're right here.
What do you mean out of jail? They were going to take you to
prison. How do you know?
Because they were. They took your place.
Calvin's a little smart fella. All right, let's go beat him.
I just want you all please think about the consequences.
No. Your good friend both of you all
say that Reginald is your best friend and you let him take your
place in jail. I want to clarify that I stay
back for Clue because nobody else was going to.
I just want you to to both watch your mouths.
Please. Please.
For everyone's sake, please. I don't battle false kings,
sorry. Sometimes you have have to so
you can go back later and do justice.
OK, how are we getting set Justice?
Well, I will say Reginald said he had a plan, but he didn't
tell us the plan. He did not.
Because he was going into the castle, but he had a plan and he
seemed confident. I don't know that he has a plan
to get out of prison. Yeah.
That was his plan. But maybe that could save?
Me get him out from the inside. I don't.
Think it was. I highly doubt it.
I mean, what what did, what was he acting like?
Like what? What happened in there?
He was acting like he wanted to kill the king, but obviously
that was going to be a later solution.
I wonder. What he was going in there for
now. Well, we're kind of stuck in a
spot. Yep.
So what do you all think we should do?
Do you think I should try and sneak in and talk to them?
Or maybe one of you all sneak in and try to talk to Reginald?
Or maybe we just, I don't know, go around, ask people to revolt.
I don't know. I'm not very good at this.
I think, can you do the thing where you pretend to be somebody
else? It went really well last.
Time you can try that. You have seen a lot of different
guards and you can't take them. Don't.
We go try to talk to the guard who was cool with us.
What guard? I'll say he.
Guy who was nice to. Us, yeah.
I think he's in there with the King though.
Is he still in there with the king?
The guard is not still in there after that they.
You can assume after that they have taken like them a way that
they would go back to their positions and stuff.
So I mean he will be back inside the castle.
Didn't you say that his son was addicted to Stardust or
something like that? Lunar snow.
Yeah, you here in the distance, ladies, man, just a mile away.
Can we find some and maybe? Bribe him.
You always going to say just talk to him.
I mean, I think we could probably just talk to him if we
wanted. I think we should definitely a
project with something or snow. Yeah, and Trace to talk to
Reggie. I just feel like he's our best
connection. Sure.
Why not? You can get, I was going to say,
any of these people that you all have seen before, you can talk
to. I said we look for some.
So are you looking for lunar snow or are you just trying to
find him? I was trying to find him.
OK, what did he say? Ladies man Worker man Auburn.
You just hear sprinting. Wow, ladies man worker man
Auburn. We don't have any lunar snap.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I.
Said if you saw lunar snow, I said we're bring the lady.
We'll. We'll help you.
We'll help you find lunar snow if you can help us.
I don't know. You're not going to.
People tell me they're. Going to do stuff and then they
lost. Pinky promise.
Pinky. Promise.
You know that if you don't keep a pinky promise, then you're
going to be sent to hell for the rest of your life, right?
That's the war of the world. Are you sure you're willing to
make them? Willing to make.
OK, all right, I trust you. So as you go and pinky promise
you see a demon just form. OK, so I'm here, ladies man,
worker man, all word stupid. Nice being business with you,
you see. Just poops.
Wow, that was really, really bold.
Why didn't you do that to get your friends out?
What, like make a pinky promise with the the king and you could
have just you probably would have done it.
We want to make that promise with you because we want to help
you. You see, he turns.
Gosh, I'm the ladies man. Yeah, but you're going to be
king one day. Worker.
Man King. Bob.
I can't be king. I don't want to be king.
That's too much pressure. Just.
Because. Because I know.
They'll be like you can't be. King and you can't do your lunar
snow. You could make it legal.
Oh, that'd be wild, man. And then you could have so.
You know what I'd want to do? It's really special.
So they have a gallon of milk and 1/2 gallon of milk, $0.20
cheaper for the beer. So you're really getting and
paying more for less. So I want to make only gallons
of milk so no one accidentally. Pays more for 1/2 gallon.
Oh my. God.
Some people have a hard time getting through a whole gallon
of milk. Hey man, but it's cheaper.
It might be, but I'm wasting it. You have a keep in your pocket,
man. Yeah, hope.
This is why no one likes you, see No one.
Likes me. Only the ladies like me, you
know. And I just don't know what else.
To do No one likes the current king either, but whatever is my.
Dad. Do you really like your dad?
I love him, but he. Hates me, I'll.
Say he's not pretty hard on you, yeah.
Everyone's kind of hard on the ladies, man.
I mean, just what I go. To a prison to.
Fall in love with a woman and then it turns out she just wants
my money and then that's my fault.
No. That's what my.
Father said. He said you're an idiot.
Why, of course, they just want your money.
And I said, well, Father I. Love.
Ladies, so you, you go to prison all you go to that prison often
to visit her. Oh yeah, all the time.
Great. Yeah, you guys wanted to.
Hit your eye, I would love to meet her.
Oh, OK, we can go do. You want to hit your eye to the
prison. Absolutely.
How can you all come? Hey lady man, he needs a ride.
You see just a wagon with a guard just looking mad that this
is his jaw just comes right over.
It's the same one. Hey, nice man.
Rage, man. We're being a worker man today.
Get on. OK, Jim, I'm sorry.
Gets on the bed so as the this court just zooming down the
streets, he takes you to a keep where all the prisoners are.
OK now inside there. Her name is Betsy.
Wow. Betsy's wild.
Just have you. Aren't you going in?
Oh, we're all going in. OK, Sure.
OK. What am I doing?
We're. You're going to.
Introduce us, right? Oh, you're meeting my
girlfriend. OK, We're kind of on the fence.
She's not really girlfriend. She's kind of dumb, mean.
But that's why I said I don't really have money.
My dad does. My daddy, yeah.
But you're going to have the money.
I know I want daddy's money. You're.
It's just, it's something I'd always want you've.
Got a show from your? Yeah.
Oh, that's. Right.
Yeah. Speaking of having daddy's
money. OK, yeah, man.
I think I have a sword in here that's actually named Daddy's
Money. It's pretty.
Sick how much? I don't have a lot of money.
Daddy don't give me money, he says.
It's not worth it. He knows that I'm going for the
snow. I tell you what, you can have it
for free if you help me get two other friends out.
Just two. Friends.
Oh, you can do that, all right. Yeah, that's fair.
Deal with daddy's money is what it's called.
It says it on there. Yep, Daddy's money is on it.
OK, you want pinky promise? Got pinky promise I.
I know a guy on this one. You see a trucker basically
demon shows up with a backward tent.
It's not here. It's not right there.
All right. Don't come back, please.
He leaves. I spent summer in hell.
It's more like a six week. So I got the action because they
all speak like that. So I was there for six weeks.
I cannot believe that is cannon. What hell is truckers?
What truckers? They're demons.
Demons on the road, I bet. All right.
So, yeah, that's a deal. Daddy's money's coming my way.
All right, so we're meeting Betsy first, or are we meeting
your your, your fellows? Betsy.
Betsy, let's go meet Betsy. You want to be Betsy.
As you are walking, you notice there is a giant Minotaur woman
sitting on. Like chained up, sitting back.
OK, that's Betsy. That's Betsy.
New love. Ladies man.
Worker man.
Auburn. All right, So what are we doing?
All right, so am I going in? Because are we all going in
together? Percent, she stabs.
I just hope that the guards took her to her and stabbed.
Once today you. Think because she doesn't even
have any teeth, they gave a toothbrush and she turns them
into chefs every time and then she stabs me.
Look. She pulls up and he's just
covered in stab boots. You said she's a minotaur.
Yeah, big. Why don't she use her horns to?
Why would? She do that.
Right. That's wild, man.
Anyway. Yeah, All right.
Oh. Gosh.
All right. I hope she don't stab me this
time. I guess that's our little monk.
Betsy, it's your ladies, man. Come on in.
OK, It means we're either in the clear or she's going to stay
out. All right.
Against the door, Betsy. You.
Know roll. It's funny.
That one. So you go to charge and like the
chains are holding you back. She's either trying to kiss or
stab me. Guys, what do I do?
Do I go for a kiss? I am the ladies man.
Hold on, worker man. Auburn.
I hear you. Auburn.
Yeah. Let me talk to her.
I'm going to talk to her, but maybe you can calm her down
first. Hey, Betsy.
Then the child wants to speak to you.
The child. It is a child.
Please do not stand. It is a child.
Betsy, I'm sorry for the inconvenience of come in with
me. I'm here.
She wants to give you a kiss or stab you.
She does sometimes have candy. Stop talking.
Auburn. Sorry, man, lady man, Auburn I
got something for. You can you just like hold him
outside the north. And you don't have to hold it
man. Don't play darts with him.
Oh, you got darts? Darts, man, you all go back over
and just start to put darts in the break room.
This is the level of ridiculousness that.
Cyberpunk, you. I need to know why you're in
prison. How would you like to stab the
king? I'll stab anybody.
Great. I'll keep that clear.
She will stay out of the horns. No, I'm good.
I just needed to know if you'd ever be willing to stab the
king. I'm.
Going to stab. Anybody.
Great, I got that answer. I'm going to leave now.
The way that she accepted deals is only by grabbing the horns.
Grab. The horns.
It's a pinky. Promise.
It's right. It's kind of like a pinky
promise, but it's only the minotaur version, so you're
going to need minotaur demons. Would this be an acrobatics
check? What are you trying to do?
Grab the horns. Give me OK so.
Sleight of hand. I would say, yeah, more sleight
of hand to try and control where the horns go.
Oh gosh. Is that 16?
Oh, you're good, You're good. OK, this was 19.
Yeah. Yeah, you're good.
So you grab the horns and just basically put her in place.
Good job, boy. All right, sign the contract.
I thought this was the contract. It's easier just a minotaur
walking. Oh yeah, who goes?
Oh, sorry. Yeah.
So can you please sign here please?
I have to sign something else. Yeah, it's a multiple, so I do.
It's like the pink. You probably do, but we're
minotaurs. I didn't listen.
Just give me the paper. OK, just sign in dot here, all
right? And if you failed the promise,
you were to be gored by 1000 minotaurs.
What? What promise you?
Didn't have any sign of promise. I don't know to tell you.
Signed the contract. You signed the contract.
I was done. Well, you should have mentioned
it for, but I thought it done. You signed the contract.
Either I'll see you in Goria or I won't.
He walks out of the prison. You're coming with us,
unfortunately. OK, the.
Contract with Auburn was only for two people.
Yeah. Out of prison.
Out of prison, huh? You made the contract for two.
People. Auburn, he's getting me out.
We compete again. Oh, honey, that's great.
She needs to be paid. She's.
Wide. I shut the door real quick.
The favorite thing? She loves to stab her children.
What do you think she's going to that?
First tell y'all didn't tell me that I was not aware of this.
We are going to walk away. I'm going to fulfill my promise
to her, but not right now. You didn't date when the
contract was. That was very smart.
So if you would have put by this date, you're screwed.
Exactly. So we're going to walk away from
this. Yeah, but one day you will have
to do this or you will be gored to death.
That's just how this works, boy. Right, here's something else.
I don't know what the promise is supposed to be.
Yeah. Are you OK?
But look at it and it's just the contract is between you all,
doesn't say what for. It says right there, man, you
got to read the contract for you signed, especially with mentors.
They're known to Gore. I'm like Gore your boy, right?
Look at her, she's gored me about 10 times just today.
I just walked back from playing darts.
What's going on? I don't know what other.
Contract. I signed another contract.
I don't know what for and I don't know when, but I'm sure
I'll succeed at what I need to do anyways.
I love your confidence, man, lady, man worker man Auburn
can't. Do that, we're going to walk
away right now. Yeah, I recommend it, but I said
literally the moment you let her out, she's going to kill.
Don't. Worry.
I love you too, Betsy. Come here.
It's either kiss or it's either stabbing.
I got to remember that. The stabbing or kissing.
What you thought? Have you gotten the kiss?
Let's see, seven. I don't know.
I've been stabbed. 10. I got good odds.
But. She sometimes gores anyways, so
kiss me and then gore. Can you help us find our
friends? Oh, of course.
Yeah. They're just right there into
plastic, and Reginald are just standing there holding watch.
Yeah, I'm just holding the bars. What are you all doing?
Shaking to you. OK, so we're just they're
letting us out. Well, ladies, man, worker man,
Auburn over here. Actually.
Yep, is going to help us get you out.
Why? Because.
We have contract. What kind of contract?
I have to get him lunar snow and.
You didn't do a pinky promise. I did.
You know you. I mean, it's more likely you're
probably going to be spending your eternity in the underworld.
Yeah. OK.
So I thank goodness. Just the one contract though,
we're good. Well, there might be a.
Hey. All right, Feeble.
What's up? I also signed a contract.
Oh, with who? Ladies man worker Van Oliver.
That's me. It.
Is all right. So what did you promise?
Him, I just have to give him my sword.
OK, well, you're probably. Good.
I also signed another. One No.
Feeble. What did you?
Sign. What was the instructions?
What did you sign? I don't know.
Oh. You didn't read the contract,
Get Betsy out. Is that it?
Don't know. OK.
At least you didn't sign with a Minotaur, though.
That's worse than signing the. Betsy is a Minotaur.
OK, so but you did OK, but it wasn't a minotaur?
It wasn't an entire contract. People, you're going to be gored
at some point in your life. I don't know to tell.
You. We don't know that because we
don't know what I'm supposed. To.
Do for Betsy anyways. OK, so do we get out and we're
free? No, we're going to have to be a
little key about this. OK, all right, So what?
What does plastic and I do? That's me, I assume.
Ladies man, workers man is just kind of.
What's your? Claims.
Oh, the plan cannot tell you here once again.
I'll I'll take you there. Ladies man, worker man, Auburn,
can we get? That's me.
Can we get them out? OK, guards these two out, OK?
And he says he's going to lock you.
And keep it a secret. And can you keep a secret?
No, he said he can't do that. He said he's going, you're going
to tell. He's going to tell the king
instantly as soon as he opens the door.
But he is going with the door because I have the say.
So ladies man, workers man, Auburn.
Can we get like a minute head? Start.
Yeah. Wait a minute.
How many guards are there? 04 seconds.
How many guards are there? 17 It would have been really
good for y'all to get that the first time.
What if we just work for you and that's why you're getting us out
for? Me.
Yes, why else would you need us out?
I don't need that responsibility.
Wink, wink, that's too much responsibility.
Winking, winking, winking. Name Wink.
Almost. Me too.
We. You are going to break them out.
OK, so you just want you won't work for me.
OK, Unlock them and they're working for me.
I think so. The car goes.
All right. Fair enough.
Ted locks it. So what's the We're going to the
alleyway. So.
Y'all start walking down this random alley.
All right, now it's my turn. Where's the lunar snow?
We're going to find. You some like now I have
everybody stuff they never said. That they took it from me, so I
still have. It I was.
Helping. You never said anything.
Yeah, why would they? Of course they don't.
It's your stuff. They can't take your stuff.
It's illegal. They legally cannot take your
stuff. If you they tell you, you can
say no. It works for me every time.
Yeah, that's because you're the Prince.
What do you? Think that's why Because I was a
ladies man worker man. And not holding any moon or snow
and. Get out of here.
Let's also give you this and I handle my sword.
It says Daddy's money. He holds it and you see a beam
of light come from the sky. Oh, it is Daddy's money.
It's all I ever wanted. Now I got something to defend
myself against. Betsy.
Thank you. All right, I love that woman.
All right, so that's it for me, because you all are doing
business and I don't care. Give me my lunar snow sometime.
We're good. Preferably within the day,
because I don't know if I can live without it.
All right, bye. Guys.
You see just starts walking and then just following random
people just talking to them. We got to find them.
Loops now. So you all are now in an
alleyway. You can assume that the guards
are going to be after you and the the news is going to get
back pretty fast. Yeah.
So you all are not fully in the clear.
Reginald has a plan. A new place.
It's called the Rocket Express, right?
There's a place underneath of it.
It's a hideout to an old friend of mine.
Does anyone there have lunar snow?
I prefer not to, you know, spend eternity in hell.
There's definitely going to be lunar.
Snow. OK, cool.
Yeah, 100%. I mean, there's always lunar
snow. OK.
Cool. So we're going to the Rocket
Express. Yeah.
Absolutely. Whatever you're playing is
Reggie. I'm here to follow you.
What's the safest way to get there?
By walking. I mean, but.
Is there like a pathway? There, we just have to go alley
to alley at this point and we're good.
I mean, I've, I've been born and raised in this city.
I can get us around. Let's go.
All right. So start walking through the
alley. Give me perception check for
what 1619? You 2 feel like there are eyes
on you but you don't know where. They are like, do you?
Feel the sense as if they are falling.
We can tell, but it's probably Madeline.
I will say we are, I think, being followed.
But just keep that. In mind, I don't know if we need
to like. Cut a couple corners.
We are being followed. We.
Can take the tunnels that'll work so as.
You are walking down an. Alley he kind of just turns real
fast into like a. Walkway and then goes into a
building. Come on.
So you all follow. Shut the gate behind.
And then he's taking you through this like abandoned.
Building and. You see, like there's part.
Of the wall he just pulls it out and you see that there's a ton
of system leading down sick. Hey thanks man appreciate it.
You're my king. I wish.
I was King. I.
Will be one day. After I slaughtered that man, my
cousin, I'll help you. Hey Reggie, how would you feel
Like this entire king of this got like destroyed?
It is still my home. And I would like it to be around
for me to be king. What?
About only half. I would like it to be around the
bad half. What's the bad half?
The racists Well of. Course I don't want that.
But I want that can be the executor people.
When you're older, yes. You can be.
My executioner if you'd. Like, is there a contracted
place you have to pick? You promise that you will go to
hell. For killing race.
All right, so you. All go down.
Are you all trying to? Hide your path still.
Or after you're in the tunnels or you just going.
I'm still trying to hide. Yeah, give me self checks time.
Minor illusion. Like a giant rock in the way.
Yes, but it'll leave once you move.
Far enough, yeah. I figured, OK, I'll roll 10 just
to. Hopefully give us a little extra
time. 17. Hang on six. 22 OK.
So as you all are. Walking through the tunnels, it
starts to. Get a little damp on your feet.
Starts getting wet, you hear in the distance.
Icky. Silence.
Coming. From where you all work?
Icky, icky. Oh, is John with us?
John is still on your shoulders. It's not John.
OK. Is the elbow OK?
Yeah, the elbow. Is perfectly fine, OK, It's
thriving. This is its natural element.
We got to think that, well, this is keep going.
Yeah. OK.
So you keep going further. And.
You see? That there is like a dead.
End and he walks over and he leans back and like crouches
down. He grunts and lifts up like a
brick wall. Halfway up go so you'll crawl
under so as you all. Crawl under.
He slams it shut. You hear splashing water on the
other side so. You can assume.
Whatever that said, Icky. Is at least followed the trail.
To that point. Should we just wait and jump?
I don't know if they can find us.
We're on the wall. Right.
And the Rocket Express is just right here.
This is the. Entrance she has never.
Want to jump people? And it just makes me so sad.
You want to jump? I'd love to.
I'm fine I think. Honestly, I don't really.
Care at this point if you want to.
Jumper, we can jump. And your ally, I think if.
It ends up. Being.
Madeline, we're going to be in much worse trouble.
It's just her. We'll just knock her out.
Killer or killer. Yeah, we're not going to kill
that was not that was going to kill the little.
Dead. So we don't know what she's
doing, do we? Reggie?
You're my king. I appreciate it.
I appreciate that, man. I'm here.
To do whatever you want. To do, yes, but you have a soul
and a choice of your own. And I love that you're just
saying what I. Say, but you can't make your own
decisions. Too right, But I'm.
I feel now in my in my soul. Like you said that.
I have, yes, of course. That I was put in this universe
to make sure that you become king.
I don't appreciate that. So whatever that entails,
whatever path that leads me. That's what I'm going to do.
So let's jump, jump, fist bump, because we're jumping this girl,
all right? He lifts up the wall.
We're going. Oh, is.
She not crawling. Through.
Oh, you want her to crawl through?
Yeah. OK, we got an element of.
Surprise. He pulls it open.
Yeah. Come in, Reggie.
Why would you say that? What?
You said you wanted her in, Just let her crawl under.
And then we attack. Yeah, we're.
In why are you saying come in that's not what you wanted oh OK
is he crawling you the detective and she's.
Pointing up at you. This is your girlfriend?
No. OK.
Oh, that's how it is. Oh.
OK, hold on. I'm curious what's going on
here. First you.
Steal my dart. And you're like toying with.
Me at this point. You're like, feeding all kinds
of emotions right now. She stands up as like we're
talking you down. She's surrounded.
By all these people, we're all just watching.
Just yeah. When did this happen?
You know we were. All trapped in a box and.
We like each got. Like a stern talking to.
I didn't get a stern talking to. I didn't either.
My conversation I definitely. Did apparently I have her?
Dart, and apparently, her heart. Too.
Is that true? She comes.
Over slaps you in the. Face.
You had it. But.
Apparently we're nothing. I was following you because I
want to tell you. That I want.
You to move in with me. This is the.
Castle, of course. Where else do you live?
How old you have? To do this me.
Yeah, 19. She's a Princess.
She. Is I'm.
The. First detective.
Sure. Listen, she's.
What 12? 13 years younger than you?
Cool, you have to. Do I'm 1/2?
Elf Gosh, and you're 19. I look 19.
I'm. More than 19.
Idiot. You said you.
Were 19 and we were best friends.
Now what I've. Never.
Met. Your friend, that's not what
your necklace says. She she crashed over grabbed.
Your. Shirt is naked.
That's not what the necklace says.
Well look again. Do I have a strand of necklace
on and it's a picture of her face Did?
This happen, She's so kind. It's always.
Been like this. Restarted.
This adventure. Together.
Check out episode 1. Hi, guys.
It's. Me.
I've been here the. Whole time and you don't even
know my name. Madeline.
No, Madeline, that's definitely not what you.
Originally. Madeline.
OK. That is what I've always.
Said I love this. Character.
I love this. Character so much.
I think it's really. Cool that you are the first
Princess. Detective, thank you.
And I think that clue should marry you.
And he's hitting on me. What are you going to do about
that? You're.
A lot of closer in age. Thank you for defending my.
Honor, as you were saying. Sorry.
Thank you for hitting a kid clue why?
Would you punch a? Child.
There's no winning. There's no winning are.
We going to knock her. Out what are we doing you're.
Going to knock me. Out we've.
Been best friends, we grew up together.
Where am I from? You don't know where I'm from.
Stop crying. Can.
You please get her. Get.
Me. What are you trying to do?
Get your weirdo what you should think I didn't.
She comes over and hugs you. You know I'm supposed to be
wedded tomorrow. Oh, an.
Arranged wedding. You have to stop it.
We have to stop. You.
Have to because our love. Is eternal if you help us.
We will. Absolutely help you.
What do you need, my love? This one you see.
This man right here. My cousin, yes.
Yeah, he needs. Our help OK what's he need?
Like what am I supposed to do? You just have to.
Be with us. And with me.
Are you about to make a contract?
I'll only do it for one thing. Soul for soul.
This is so. Beautiful love, eternal like
we've always dreamed. Making me worse.
How long she comes over? And she whispers in you.
Not long enough. No, you just have to kill him.
No, the betray you have to kill my future husband.
Me. Only you can do it.
I have to kill me. She hands you a sword you have.
To kill the man I'm supposed to marry.
Tomorrow. OK, marry.
That's classified. And how are we supposed?
To know who he's supposed to kill.
OK, people. I've been with you all the
entire time. Of course I know people.
So, you know, we grew up together.
You know, wait. Whoa.
I do know your family. All three of you, Yeah.
What's your What's? Your What's your father?
Do. Why don't you tell them?
My father plays instruments, OK, and I knew.
Can you? Yes, 'cause I know.
People and people's family. Can I look?
Inside if she. Is like putting illusions.
Over us. Go for it.
It's. Called.
The master gas lighter? That's a mad 20.
So you also so in your. Mind you're.
Thinking of it all these. Calculations are showing up in
your head. You're connecting the dots.
She doesn't bend to reality. She's a magician, the master of
sleight of hands. She's been placing all these
items on you all and then claiming all these fake lies.
That's what you're not. 20 gets. OK, I'm convinced.
So do you do like a stage show or something?
Like what are you doing? Sometimes, yes.
OK. Why?
Are you doing this to? Us, huh?
Why are you putting on this magic?
Show this is a magic. Show I'm not trying to confuse.
Anyone. I'm.
Supposed to be. Loved tomorrow and I want him to
kill the love. That's.
A. Misdirection.
What for sure? What are you lying?
What? I don't lie.
We're. Supposed to, you said.
Our love was. Eternal.
That's what I. Thought, but what is your what's
wonder talking about? Is your degree even real?
Yeah, it is OK. Let's see it it's right.
Here. Read and weep.
I want to read. Please do well.
Oh my gosh, 12 or we have no clue.
Or. With.
Investigation, it would be a 14. We have no clue.
OK people, you go to school. What's a degree?
I. Don't have one yet?
Oh well, that's not the case. But a degree?
You work. Somewhat hard for it.
And you get 1 when you're older and you have a lot more
education. What are you going into your
field of studies? I don't.
Know. That's fable.
Did you go for you act? Magic.
No. I'm the first.
Princess Detective. How many times after telling
people this? You're putting on a.
Very good show for us. I hope you know that.
Thank you. Did you great.
So you're. Agreeing that you're putting.
On a show what? Is there everything we've been?
Through. I've never read you.
Wanderer. Remember.
Me. No, I.
Knew you, but a different you you're not from.
This realm, is that true? I don't think so.
But I know all that is I am your guardian.
Angel. Of.
Course that's. My purpose?
Can you zone of truth? Yeah, Actually, yeah.
Don't do that. That's crazy.
People.
That's crazy. We've grown up together.
I'd. Like for you to join our group.
I would love to join your group when I'm trying to, but I don't
know what's going on. Fortunately, your friends just
hate me. Even.
Though I like you, I'm in love with half of them.
What? What the?
Heck, I know you should ask your.
Friend, not John. You see, John?
Says. I guess if they won't come
forward, I won't say it. What are you talking about?
So are you doing Zoda Truth? Yes.
OK, so you cast. Zoda truth on it.
It's a save. What is?
Yeah, so. What is the What's your spell
save DC? What's spell save DC?
Karen, how long is this? Episode 2 hours and 20 minutes.
We can 100%. Cut this in the two I need to.
But you know. What I'm going to listen to
this. Whole thing what would we?
Cut Stop at the throne. Yeah, 2 hours in.
These six. I am the one that rolls.
Oh, So what? So what do I need to beat?
So your zone of truth should be just your spell.
My spell save is 13 so I'm. Just saying it's.
Probably the same, yeah. What do I see that it should say
where it's spell? Attack and everything.
I think it's on the top of the second page, the 8 plus.
Proficiency. Plus your.
Spell casting. Oh yes, 13 OK, she fits.
Great. Yes.
Not good. Why are you lying?
Because I love it. Are you?
Actually, the Princess. Yes, of course.
I'm the Princess, do you? Actually love me, my God.
Yeah. Do you?
Actually love more than just me. As in.
Anybody else here in this room? That'll be my first question.
No, I don't. Love anyone else in this room do
you love? Anybody else outside this room?
Romantically, yes. Who?
Can we? Johnny Lightning Fist, That's
who I'm supposed to marry tomorrow.
But I do actually love. Him.
But I do love you. He is 14 years older.
Than you, you do know that, right?
Do you realize that I'm a half elf?
Everyone's. Going to be dead anyways.
Why? What's?
Happening old age. That's a good.
Point Are you willing to help us?
I am willing. To help, but I mean only if I'm
receiving a. Bunch of stuff for it I will
kill. Mr. Lightning Fist, she's in
love with him. I don't want.
You to kill like so why did you hand me the?
Sword because I. Love.
Drama Me too I. Love it, it's so fun.
And I love who you rather be with him.
Or me? Come on.
That's equal. This is awesome, I love you both
the same, but if you had to choose.
I literally am telling you the. Truth is, I had to choose.
If you had to choose. How in the world did you fall in
love with him when you. Met him like two hours ago.
How could you not? I mean.
Literally, we both loved darts. Yeah, you weren't in.
We both loved darts. And then?
It was crazy that that dart. I didn't put that dart there.
And it does have my initials. Yeah, I.
Didn't do that. I promise.
I'm telling the truth. I didn't do that one.
I felt it in that room just for that.
Yes, she. Pulls out a patch, yeah.
I've got a whole all kinds of stuff that I just put my face on
and convince people. I'm their best friends and old
loved ones. Sometimes I pretend that I'm
like someone's grandma resurrected.
It's fun. And then I say hi.
Not really. And then they cry.
How do I know I can trust you? If we're going to take this to
the next level, I literally am under a truth spell right now.
Right? But that's not going to last
forever. I know, but I'm telling you
right now because I am going. To lie to you, Yes.
I will never stop. Lying at who I am.
Hey, it. Throws in some mystery though.
How can I want to be with someone who lies all the time?
Isn't that just how the cookie crumbles?
She is 14 years younger. Can we focus on the plot?
Yeah. To just let her go.
Don't listen. No longer.
Follow. Your heart.
We definitely shouldn't let her go.
We at. Least.
I. Am going to tell my father.
Yes, of this place and everyone here.
I am under the truth Bell. That's not.
Very nice. But I can't.
I can't. I have to tell the truth.
You should stay here with us. I think we should.
I know that's what you think. OK.
You're going to stay here with us.
Yeah, I have. To tell the truth, I'm going to
speak out. It's.
Hard to sneak out. If you're dead.
You're going to kill me? You want to kill a Princess?
The first detective. Princess bounty I already.
Have one you actually. Are a.
Detective Yes, see the degree. Did you not see the?
Degree, my father. Paid for it himself.
Oh, OK. I think you would have more.
Fun if you. Joined us I'll think about I.
Will think. About it.
Many people. I love lying.
You could lie to so many. I love lying.
And I am going to betray you, probably.
That's cool. But betray us later, yeah?
At some point at. Some point I it's just distant
future. Distant like as in it could be
10 years, it could be tomorrow yes.
I love you so much. You're so much.
OK, so am I saying or I? I can just leave.
We definitely. Need.
To talk her up and leave her with these people inside the
rocket killer. Are you OK?
What do you think? We're all.
In the zone of truth. So we should all.
Roll a. Safe.
How? Willingly.
Fail. I'll roll 1.
Are you OK? No.
I was going to be fine 14. You're casting it on yourself.
So you either have to. Say yes, you accept it or you
don't. Oh, don't.
OK, I. Was going to say you are the
caster so if you don't want to tell the truth, you don't.
Have to. Honey, I think it would be funny
if we all were in the zone of truth.
I know, but Taylor kind. Of can't be.
Solid point. I wrote a 12.
OK, you're in 712. Is that?
True. I figured.
You did. Yeah, they're all on the.
Zone of truth Reginald is not in the zone of truth, thank God.
So what are we doing? Are we keeping?
Her I would like to keep her forever, please.
That's crazy. All right, I'll do it So.
Have you fallen in love with? Her.
Yes. Hey you guys have to get married
in the next 72. Hours because I need to be in
your wedding. You want to be a bridesmaid?
Yeah. Yeah, you could.
Be like the 17th one on the line.
I just. Have to kill finger fist first.
Lightning. Fist John going to matter when
he's. Dead, yeah, but apparently
matters to you. So what I can't have friends?
Reginald is just grabbing PTSD what I'm saying.
To we need to give. Reginald.
The throne. Who are you?
Are you talking to the? Detective, yes, OK, I'm not down
for. That plan.
Why? Because I don't.
Care about him and I only care about my family, right?
What if we put you in a higher position as a detective?
It does not affect me. I'm already the highest level I
can be. That's a good point.
I run this town. OK, well, let's calm down.
All right? Tie me up or not?
What are we doing? We're tying.
We're. Yeah, OK.
So tie her up to get to the. Rocket Express.
So as you all are walking. Forward you see this.
It's basically like a giant Speakeasy Tavern.
So there's just like potions and stuff everywhere.
There's drinks everywhere, food everywhere.
And you see, behind the counter is a halfling just shredding a
guitar. Welcome all to the Rocket
Express. The name Zane.
Nice to meet you. Do you have anything that would
like save somebody's life? Thanks.
We need. Yeah, we do What?
What's going on? Well, like, let's say somebody.
Drank so that they weren't supposed.
To and they could possibly. Die within the next couple of
days you got like. Anything that could like, I
don't know, maybe save them, We'd have to take them to see
our medical professionals. But yeah, we should do that
plastic go with him. Do you want to go see real
quick? OK, there's laying on the table
and I'll check. Alright, just lay across the
bar. You see?
He looks down and he's like strumming.
His guitar. As he's.
Like the seeing the vision, he's apart and.
You see like he's like, look again.
I've never seen a stomach like that.
I've told that before. You're not.
Dying. Oh, that's black.
You should have died 10 years ago.
I agree. It's just rocks.
It looks like rocks. What did you do in your stomach?
Have you been drinking all that liquid?
I mean, I drunk. A couple.
Miles, I mean, I do have a great 6 pack.
Is that what you're talking about?
You do have a nice six pack. I did notice that.
Yeah, it is very nice. So it's working.
That's crazy. What?
They're good. All right, then I do a Kip up.
So what are we doing, gang? Make sure.
What's your name? She's still here.
What's your name? What's my?
Name it's. It's.
Madeleine that's right. You got lucky.
So what are you trying to check just to make?
Sure, she's still here. She.
Is still staying there she. Is tied up.
She can't. But I'm.
Going to, I'm going to check every. 2 minutes.
Probably that's smart because I am trying to sneak out, I know.
Constantly. You said that.
Yeah, No, I'm going to zoom in. Both in love.
So yeah, I don't know why you just want to be here with me,
probably on somebody. Keep her under constant.
Surveillance because she is magic, I'm.
Not taking my eyes off of her. Is she actually actually magic?
Or is she a magician? You have not.
Seen her do anything magic? Yeah.
She put a necklace on you. That's magic.
What the heck is that? Just easily put it on.
Oh, that's crazy. You do.
John Goblin witnessed that. Hi, John.
I'm still here guys. John.
Goblin. John, can you?
Just sit. There and watch her the whole.
Time. Yeah, you.
Can have a knife. Yes.
OK. Thank you.
Since you handed the knife that you stole, all right?
And she moves. I'll.
Stab Lovely. Yes dude.
OK, we see he's just holding. It.
Ready should definitely. Warn them.
About her? Yeah, how many people?
Here, hate the king. Whoa.
I hate that. Yeah, and how many of you guys
here love? Reginald, Reginald.
Give me a persuasion check. Let's see. 15 So the majority of
the people. Are seem to really like.
Reggie, they're like, how many you guys would rather see?
Him on the throne than the current king Suzanne comes over
literally. I think everyone in this because
all of us are enemies to the throne.
Great, So what I? Need you to do is watch this
woman and make sure she doesn't go anywhere.
Also got. John Goblin here with a knife.
He's also going to watch her. Need you guys to give me
perception checks 14. We're investigation, I'll take
investigation 238I Rule 5, so. So.
As you all. Are discussing.
Everything people's getting. The attention and you just.
Wander off like in your head, like you're just kind of looking
around and you see in another room is a group of people all in
cloaks with masks, standing around a table.
And that's where we're ending this session, this two hours.
And 36. Minutes session.
Oh my God, wow, it was a good. Session it was very good.
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Whatever. He just said because I can't
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