Hello, everyone, Welcome back to 20 to 1 World's Divided.
Hopefully not laggy. I am your Dungeon Master, Taran.
He's not lagging. All right.
Who are you? Hey, there's people.
Hey. Yeah.
What? Episode I was just about to get
to it. Thank you, Plastic.
Also, Jordan, this is World's Divided Episode 17.
Welcome, first time listener. Hello.
When we last left off, the party had arrived in hell.
They were captured by demons and amps and saved by a cool and
epic cowboy Tex and his majestic steed, Clyde.
As you all went to Tombstown to kind of figure out the bearings
of hell, you all discovered that you have a demon attached to you
all and you all took a job to help a rancher to fight the
Undertaker gang. There we got to see one of the
demons. 2 I know, but first was one and then the second we
showed up when people got down and right before we people had
insulted the deity God bird inside of its home of worship
and it had set its eyes on you and where we had last left off,
we saw the bird just flapping its wings out of the volcano.
So as you all are standing there, Tex slowly walks over to
you. Hey people.
I want you to look over at that bird.
Why don't you tell me where it's looking?
Won't you give me perception or investigation check?
I'll do. Investigation.
OK, yeah. Start the now 1.
So you're like crying as all of this is setting up.
You're like, I've been to hell, my day's ruined, like
everything's going bad. And then you turn and just see
the the God bird just looking in your direction.
It's just tears coming down. So what?
What do you see there? I see the bird looking at me,
I'm pretty sure. OK, let me let me get a good
look. So no, he's not.
It was a natural 17 Texas better at looking.
He's been here long. Cry.
Well, he he puts his hand on your shoulder and points out to
the bird. Well, there's a special thing
about the bird. Just because they don't have
actual eyes, because it's all a skeletal bird, doesn't mean it
can't see very well. It still has its visions.
You know, like birds, like they zoom in with their eyes.
Yeah. It's doing it right now buddy,
looking right at you. So gang, I got a we got a little
bit of a problem. I don't know if the bird is
going to attack or if the birds just trying to intimidate.
So we're left with two choices. One, we can hide inside of this
ranch. It's night time.
The birds going to come out soon.
Problem is with that, all these dead things around here,
scavengers are going to be here soon, so it's almost guaranteed
a fight or we can make a run for it.
There's over on the hillside, there's this old mine shaft
leads to the catacombs. Bird can't get us there.
But capcombs, it might not be the best place.
Never know where you're going. That sounds worse.
Than no, I'm saying because the the scavengers, I mean if the
birds come in and we hide in the house.
To tear through. The house, it's going to tear
through the house. That's also what that's also the
problem. So it just depends on if how
confident we are, if that birds coming after us or not, How
people how confident are you see, he's not confident.
But whatever you all think, I I am just your trusty companion
here. I'm here for the ride.
Your life matters too. Oh, I can't die.
Well, I mean, I it's only when it's just the whole thing.
Don't worry, it's a story. This is.
Well. We need to We can't listen to
the story now we. Can ask someone hey you wouldn't
want to hear about. We need to hear about it.
So what are we thinking? We can go hide inside this
rancher's house. Or we can make a run for it, but
that bird is getting ready to launch at any moment.
I. Will say we need to collect our
dues. From said rancher.
Well brother, that might not be our biggest issue right now.
Us interesting choice. You're with me SO.
Yeah. Well.
I'm more scared of the bird than the rancher, the scavenger.
I think people's trying to fight me, so I might have to help you.
Out. What was it?
I'm way more scared of the bird than the scavengers, so why
don't we go to the cat homes? It's truly up to y'all, so if
that's what you want to do, we can make a room for it.
That's. Not running.
Going to be my own life. So as you're quickly going, as
you see back of the volcano, you see like just clouds, but you
just see the silhouette of the bird just flapping its wings up
as if it's getting ready to take off.
I'm fully imagining King Ghidorah.
Me. Too.
Yeah, go ahead and give me either athletics or acrobatics
check. Ghidorah, it's the like 3 headed
hydro, yeah. That's also what I was imagining
I was doing. You said athletics.
Yes, or acrobatics. Athletics Please take off
Athletics for 500. Please.
All right, plastic, what'd you get?
11. 11 all right. 1322. 16. All right, so as you see clues
just full sprinting ahead of everyone.
It's very good. And you see Texas like behind
you, screaming where to go. Turn.
Left so as you all are running, won't you give me perception
with disadvantage? Perception or investigation?
I will let you. You can do it flat if you stop
running. Perception or investigation?
Or I'll stop perception, perception investigation.
God, just create. I'm still running 15 I'm.
Also the fastest person here. So I'm not really worried about
not today. So so you.
Stopped OK, so as OK. So as you're all just kind of
making way 20. 8. So what I rolled?
It's like 28. What?
What am I missing? I get you.
So as everyone's running full Sprint, you stop for a minute
and then you just look back almost perfectly through the
clouds. You see the bird heading
straight. You're all's direction.
Action dash up to whomst ever text, probably OK, and like
perfect stride. Like back at the gala, I'm like,
hey, Tex, not to alarm you, but it's right behind.
Us everybody stop moving right now.
So does everyone keep moving or running?
Tex Stop stops. OK, so as everyone stops, I want
you to give me another investigation or perception.
OK, 2515, that's. 7/20. Two nice.
OK, so I'll say since you both rolled really high and it works
because you're terrified. So as you're looking back in
Texas halt and everyone just freezes in place as all just
time to look around and you just hear the flapping of these just
skeletal just clanking bones and everything just above you.
You see it just flying right past you all.
And as it's going you see its head just stays on you.
Its head turns all the way around backwards facing you.
Do you do anything? No.
So you see as the bird is just flapping past, you see it go up.
Just. Up it is within the side of us.
Yep, you have lost sight. Tax What do we do?
We can look for the bird or we can run.
I think we. Run either one.
If it's looking at us, we. Better run kind of bird like
before it became this. I don't know.
No one knows. Well, we were running, so we
start running. I went to you to give me a luck
check. This is straight up flat.
Man, please roll off. We don't want the smoke early
night. So as you're full sprinting and
you see where the bird head went up and you see it had just
flipped around as its whole body shifts and looks directly onto
you like its arms and everything mangles its way back into facing
you as it is now darting straight to you.
I need everyone to roll me initiative.
Oh my God. Maybe you should just say sorry
I. Mean that was the plan.
All right, that's good. Do do your little dance.
You're doing everything. That's probably.
So is Joy. I hope he comes back.
Oh, this would be the. Perfect.
Time. Oh, my boy.
And you see him riding the bird. All right, What was everyone's
addition? I.
Got it's well, OK. 11. 5. 19 Nice.
Thank God you need it. Oh my God the bird got a gnat
one that toy. Her and rolled good.
Oh, but he is not first Tex. It's not Tex either, Taylor, so
be ready you. Better be wrong and.
Ask him to take you to the Reaper.
You don't want that smoking. Maybe we can talk to the rapper
to get out of hell. Yeah, he's a really chill guy.
He'll help you out. We.
Just shortcut this chapter. Yeah, you can.
All you have. To do is.
Ask All right, so as people, what's going through your mind
right now? So I'm going to die so.
Against the God bird. So what is people doing?
He's standing there. The bird is not on you.
Yeah, OK, he's going to. Just say I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I didn't know. Is this serious?
I'm sorry. I want you to roll me a
persuasion with disadvantage. Oh no.
OK. I can't.
See 18. Not high enough.
So as you just say this to it, you feel like as you're looking
at it, that your spine tingling as if just its presence of
looking at you is just like the most terrifying presence you've
ever experienced. That is not your full turn.
You can do whatever you want. You can action dash, so that
means that's giving up your full action and that's moving double
your speed. You can do that and try and get
to the mind, or if you want to heal yourself, you can do that
and then move your movement however you want.
To. I'm just going to try.
OK, so go ahead and give me an acrobatics and or athletics.
Oh, as you're full speed, you're sprinting as like you're making
pace like you just passed even by clue, and then all of a
sudden you look up and the bird just looks at you and you just
fall to the ground just tripping people is pruned.
All right, it is now the birds turn, so I'm going to do its
movement, see how far it goes. Right now it looks like it is
about 100 feet away from you. All right, so you just see,
actually it's farther than that, but you just see it just as
making speeds. It's getting there quick.
All right, so Tex is up. He's going to run over and grab
you by the collar and lifts you up and you are now standing, so
he's up with you. All right, Plastic, what are you
doing? Are we going to run or fight?
I'm telling you right now, fighting is not an option.
There's nothing you can do to that thing.
First off, text fighting is always the.
Option. All right, Not here.
Sorry, Plastic. So we're running.
Yeah. All right.
So do you do your? Fool Yeah 80.
OK, wander, roam your acrobatics and athletics.
Or roll both or or. I really thought I team would do
it 11. OK team would do it against a.
God, God, it seemed on disadvantage.
Ain't bad. No, no, it's.
Not it's not. I'm action dashing, OK anything.
Else. Nope.
All right, I want you to give me Acrobatics or athletics clue.
What are you doing? 19, OK, yeah.
You're making good base. That one, That one.
So were you action dashing? Is that your?
Plan. That was the plan.
OK, so it's almost identical to what But I want you to roll me
it AD 20 flat. You better roll high.
This.
Is about to be bad. What was that?
Three? I'm going to roll to see how bad
this is. Oh no.
Please be tailored. So as oh.
My. God, please, it was even on me.
As you're running and you're looking up at the bird as it's
like swooping, still getting closer, you shoulder check into
people and texts, knocking them both prone as long and you as
well. So all three of them are not
prone. Scary.
Yeah, people, you are not prone. You're going to have to use half
your movement speed to stand up. OK, so that's half of it right
there. You still can't action dash if
that's the point. OK, go ahead and roll me backs
again. I did not think this would be
what would. Hold you that one.
Yeah, that's a full finger. Where's my?
Hand, OH 20. One perfect.
So as you're running your full Sprint, you see this on the side
of this old Canyon it looks like I can kind of think of as like
the Badlands for Minecraft. You know, the giant like red.
I don't know what the actual terms are, but the giant red
Canyon thing and there is a old Amanda and just mine shaft right
there. You get right to it.
There is no door, but you made it.
There it is. The birds turn.
See, is the bird going to catch up?
You know that the bird is going to be there next turn.
The mine shaft. All right, Tex is up.
He's got to use his half, his movement to get up.
It's OK. Glue.
It's OK. So he rolled a Nat 20.
He grabs you, throws you forward with this chest out of nowhere.
This human strength is just guttural.
Scream as you move. You're you're standing up and
you're 10 feet forward. That's crazy.
And he's going to use his movement.
Let's see. Is he going to get there?
Tex is going to be a little short of the mine.
All right, plastic, Come on there.
Roll me in. Acrobatics or athletics real
quick. Just cause apparently not ones
are everywhere. 21. Yeah, So you run perfectly.
You get right there at the mine shaft and you're there with
people and you can see Clue is almost there and it looks like
Tex isn't going to. Beat the bird is not.
Well, the bird is going to get there before Tex goes again.
So I don't know how to, you know, but going in go.
I'm in. Stay good job you.
Can't like pick him up on your way you.
Have. To go back and that would put
you in the same. Boat Yeah.
So what? OK, because we can we can war
game this What? I had to have action dash to get
there for the final one. Or was I already close enough to
just move in normal? Roll roll D20, which is. 13.
I would say you're actually probably already there, not
already there, but using your your rest of because of how high
you rolled for. What's the plan all?
Right, So if I so if I was already there, how far is Tex
from the door? I would say at this point he's
about 40. Feet.
OK, so would it be his action to gramble into me?
Are you wanting to carry him? Is that what you or like sword
kind of like dragging? Yeah, drag him or get behind
him, maybe tackle him, pick him up on my shoulders and Sprint
through it. Now that's my thought, because
that sounds really funny. I am willing to let you try a
strength, Jack. OK, I'm pulling him.
OK, unless you can pitch something else.
That's that's what I'm imagine. What I thought would be really
funny since I've already at the door, if he's 40 away I can get
to him with my full movement back to him.
I was going. To tackle him, do like a
fireman's Gary and then Step of the wind.
Go ahead and yeah, give me a straight check real quick.
Yeah. Just to see how effective you
are caring. Kim.
I would let you do acrobatics too, because your mom, you know
how to care. It's.
Going to be a 16. OK, so as you all see, it takes
like that. Stay there and he turns and
you're already there. Trust me.
Yeah, you grab throw him over what's going on and.
Then like the astral light lights up my calves again.
So you don't get there. OK, You are 10 feet away from
the door, from the door, but you are almost there.
Gotcha. All right, Wanderer.
I'm actually Dasher. All right, give me acrobatics.
We're athletics. 10 Acrobatics. How much?
10. Ten, OK, all right, so as you're
going through, you are able to actually get 10 feet away as
well. So you 3 are stuck in the same
position. All right, clue.
OK, how far away am I right now? He 3310 feet.
OK so my movement speed is 30. You can get in them.
But frame if they're like grouped up together 10 feet
away. Can you tackle?
Your full Sprint and just like yeah, just like open as wide as
I can go all three of them and just like.
I what I will do because you are professional at falling and
knocking people over, I will let you do a just a straight
strength. OK.
And we'll see how effective if you're able to get everyone. 6.
There is an action. I will let you do with the
damage. I'll give you one more shot
because the shove is only going to be one person.
This is I'm trying to help him get as many 9.
Switch. All right, I did.
I want you to roll AD 4. One is plastic, 2 is wonder, 3
is text 4 roll again one. So plastic gets pushed in as you
see. Yeah.
So as you get pushed forward in, you see Tech stumble, but he
kind of catches himself so he doesn't get knocked for him.
Anything else? That's all.
I'm going to do OK. All right, people.
You see 10 feet in front of you is Tex and Wanderer.
The bird is almost there. It's going to be there in a
second. The second you're done with your
turn, the bird is going to be there.
Not to put any pressure on you, they're 10 feet away.
They are 10 feet in front of. You.
I wouldn't have enough. Would I have enough St. to grab
Wanderer and? I would say I would let you
attempt to grab one, but again, if you mess up, you're stuck out
there too. I'm.
Going to. I'm going to go for it.
Going for wandering? Yeah.
OK, I want you to give me a strength check. 10.
All right, so that, I mean, you're 10 feet away, you were
able to grab Wanderer as you're both running into the mines.
You see anything else? No.
Do you? Have any spells or anything?
I'm not saying you do have anything, I'm just asking.
OK, so as you're carrying Wanderer and you see the bird
just smash right into the Canyon, as you see rocks start
to fall, you can tell that the entrance is about to collapse.
So I'm going to see how effective it's a natural 19.
So as you see rocks and everything crumbling, I am going
to let someone roll for Tex. It is a.
It is just basically a flat above A10.
Tex can dive in before the rocks crumble 9 or lower.
He doesn't make it in. I didn't hear the V and my brain
didn't register and I was like, you're not killing Tex.
So who wants to do it? I mean, I'll roll it.
Do you have a dice for Tex? Sure, I'll just use this 18.
Doesn't make. It 8 All right, so as the rocks
and everything start to crumble down, catacombs are dangerous.
You got Meet me Grim landing. I'll be there.
Meet Grim Landing. We didn't make it either.
Yeah, it's just text. Yeah, 'cause I grabbed you and
made it in. I thought you just made you
pushed. Me in no so you see the
silhouette of text as the rocks and everything crumble down
covering him and you just hear screeching and you're.
All right, man, let's go. Bang please.
Tell me we hear claws. Yeah, as you hear an epic battle
going on outside. All right, so you all are now
stuck at what's everyone's night vision like?
I think we're all good. Do you have?
Dark Vision I. Don't think you don't think Sam
does text wouldn't either Text yeah, but double check on your
sheet with your race. It should make sure it.
Runs. Do you have dancing lights?
So as you all are looking around in this, the abandoned mine
shaft, you see it just cuts straight down.
Looks like it's going into these deep deep tunnels you can't see.
OK so someone walked to provide a light or clue will be heavily
disadvantaged. I think I have a torch.
Let me look. Yeah, I do.
Can. We light it I.
Have a torch and a tinderbox. So yeah, so are you carrying the
torch or? I'll give it to you.
OK. OK so as you're walking around
with it you all are stuck inside of this Mine looks like the only
ways to go straight down all. Right.
How do we want this line up to be?
What's everyone's health at? I was going to ask if I could.
How would you want to know that? I'm just curious.
Weird thing to be curious about. I'm at 33.
I'm good. I'm 36 with four temporary
endpoints. 27/8. So if you have extra dice, which
I I don't know if y'all have used any, you can short rest.
Short rest is an option if you long rest here text warns you
that the longer you stay in an area, the more things show up.
So if we're doing a short rest, you would be fine.
It's like 15 minutes. It's an hour.
Can I do it's an hour. I mean, that's what.
That's the. Rule.
Sorry, I'm actually. If you want to be 15 minutes,
you can. No, it's.
It's actually there's only long rest and it's 24 hours.
Can I? Do song rest.
Yeah. Yeah, you can.
Do. Song rest is that.
Let us add something. As I have on here song rest 1D6.
Is that for the entire party? Yes, yeah.
So when you roll your hit dice, you can also add AD 6.
Don't think I need. It it's Max.
Do you need any help? Sure you you can use your hit
die so you have 4 available because you're level 4.
So you can use them all now or you can save them.
You can use one, tell them what you want.
So you roll AD 6 plus your your health dice which is AD 12.
I have to go meditate. Well, Mom Big D 8, right?
Yeah, you're 65. She does.
Upside down. Have fun.
With that handstand I. Can do this four times, you
said. Yes.
And it resets after a long rest. Is that yes?
You guys are constitution modifier as well, so.
Whatever your constitution. Is wish that were me.
Yeah, feels good. I still do it again.
Most of the time if you do in short rest, it's best to just go
ahead and use all of it. Get as close to full health as
you possibly can. All right, we good I'll.
Say 2 of them got me 4 away. Nice. #22.
So what are we all doing? See that there is a dark tunnel
straight down. They're shutting down.
I guess that's the only thing we can do.
Just walk it straight down. I mean check your traps on the
way. That's because you got to tell
me what you're doing. How are there traps in here?
Why wouldn't there be traps in here?
That's about what? Why aren't we?
I mean, he was. Just down here putting traps up.
Oh well, that's an that one investigation, so no.
The catacombs. Who would put traps in the
catacombs? Yes, the devil.
Just you take the devil did it. Thanks.
Thanks from beyond. No worries, find this bird.
OK, so as you're looking on, did anyone else roll?
Anyone. I got a nine.
OK, so with your 11, you see the wall and everything around it
feels like it's of a whole different, like completely
different material than you've ever seen from your world.
And it looks like these tunnels are connected.
There's like a big open area that's got a few different ways
that lead out, just straight down that.
So it's a big open room with four different ways out.
Well. Guys, if we're different points
out you want to date. Do they all look the same?
You all can go and check. From what I can tell, I can't
really tell. I think we should all split up
and take one that. Would be.
That'd be a really good idea, I think.
That'd be my favorite idea. I don't think we should do that.
I think that's very stupid. No classic kind of reference.
Hey just got the font text. Great.
Do we want to like try a listen down the hall and see if we hear
anything? Yeah, this is a great idea.
Give me an investigation. Perception, Jordan.
I'm sorry, I'm stupid. 1819. 8 So 19 was the highest, yes.
OK, so as you hear from the first one, complete silence, you
don't hear any noise. Go over to the second one you
hear like faint sounds of mechanisms very faint.
Then the third one completely silent as well.
And the 4th 1 you can kind of hear chitter chatter, kind of a
voices talking. It sounds like a group.
One or three? Well, what mechanism?
No, we don't want to run into nobody else.
Well, here's the thing, we don't know if there's only one way
out. So where there are people is
probably an exit. Exactly.
Classic. What do you say?
Solid logic. What's the catacomb people?
Yeah. It's true.
And they've got to eat us. That's what I was thinking at
first. I mean I then that means I get
to hit them, but I don't think whatever.
How do? You feel where the people are.
I want to. Go.
So heading down the one where you heard the voices.
Yeah. So it is wide enough where you
could do two and two, or you can do a straight line of four.
However, you all want to do this.
Straight line. Sure, who's leading?
Probably the person with the torch, whoever has it, I don't
know. Already do 2nd I'll.
Go. 2nd, 3rd, I'll go third. All right, plastic.
All right. So as you all move forward, you
are walking down this tunnel. It is completely dark as you're
leading. If you want to roll any checks,
anything you want to look at in particular?
Investigation. Check for traps.
Yeah, this is. You, you've done this.
You've broken them. I love traps, what can I say?
And 15. 12, you're just looking for traps, Yeah.
Is everyone just looking for? Traps.
Well, that was one of the things I wanted to check.
I'm only asking you to roll one thing, so you need to make a
decision on what these things are.
If you wanted to check magic, you check our comma, but I can't
check everything. I want to check to see if I can
hear what these people are saying yet.
OK. And you want to check traps?
Yep. And what you checking?
Yeah, for animals. It's not a bad thing, but that
was just a really funny delivery.
Yeah, checking for animals. She's a little cute little
animal. Not.
All of. Us So what did you roll, Sarah?
15 for investigation. So you do not see like there's
everything around it kind of looks very tattered, nothing
like there's any traps. And if there ever was any in
this section, it's. They're all broken down.
Or been used long, long time ago.
What did you roll 10 and you're trying to hear what they're
saying? If I yeah, I can.
I don't know how far away they are.
But you just hear basically it sounds like words, but every now
and there's like clicks in the voice.
That is the only thing. You don't really understand what
that means, but you just, it's like their mouth is doing
something a little weird, but it sounds like it's coming from
people. So there are words.
You don't understand it, but it sounds like a conversation, you
know what I mean? Like, you don't know what
they're saying, but it sounds like there's.
Yeah. And like there's a call in
response kind of thing. Yeah, that's exactly.
But I don't yeah. It just, it's just was you can
tell it's coming from a person, a human person you don't know.
And what is your role for your, your little cutie animals?
So you see that there is movement throughout because
there's like a little water level, like just a couple inches
deep. And you can kind of feel
movement around your feet and everything every now and then,
like these weird little creatures are moving about.
But it didn't seem like there's anything big close by in this
tunnel. So what are we doing?
Sounds like if you keep going past the through this tunnel, if
you keep going the way you are, it's going to open up to where
these people are. Keep going I.
Figured we would go to like the edge of that where we're like
still hidden but maybe we can hear them and see them more.
You're getting a light. So you have to put the light
out. So I was going to say if you
want to, you can use the light going forward or just saying if
you want to be stealthy, you could put the light out.
It's up to you. Probably.
And then I wouldn't just, yeah, we'd have to switch places.
Yeah, so. I couldn't see.
So you're swapping places and putting the light out.
Yeah, Yeah. OK.
All right. Everybody like hold on to each
other. Wanderers taking the lead?
Yeah, that's. Right.
But you can't see Good. It's not like it's still a slow
light. Yeah.
Well, if certain ones, yeah, different, but So what are you
doing? I'm just going to get close
enough to like be able to actually make out what they're
saying first. OK, give me stealth if you're
trying to be salty. That was horrifically fun.
Oh my God, not one. So as as you you go into the
tunnel, getting closer to the spot where you heard voices.
What is happening? Before you just bump right into
the wall and just everything like there just was a bookcase
and everything just all fell and making the most noise possible.
Just clanking of bottles, glass breaking everything.
It's like a rugal border machine.
What are you all doing? Hey Wander, was that the goal?
No. OK.
What are we doing? I'm walking forward.
Like. I'm lost.
So you're walking forward, putting your hands up and you're
saying I'm lost. Well, I'm just putting my heads
up. OK, So then walking forward past
Wander. OK, OK, so how far in are you
walking? How?
Far are they from me. You don't see them, you can give
me investigation or perception I'm going to do.
No one has looked for them. Do investigations also look with
disadvantage? They're giant backed creature.
17. 17 So as you're looking around, you're like, they have
to be in this room, but you do not see them.
The voices were just there, the clicking and everything that you
heard. They have to be in this room,
but you cannot see them. Like to roll Arcana?
Are you still stepping forward? How far are you going in I'm?
Going to go 5 feet. 5 feet past Wander, Yeah.
OK. 9. Do you have no clue?
Yeah, yeah. So you do and do anything real
quick. Are we going in sounds?
Like I got some thing in my bobs.
Sounds like they got some thing in my bobs.
Just I guess I'll follow the bad people.
Are you checking anything or just just stay just by?
OK, that's good. You don't have to.
It's just whatever. You said disadvantage, yes,
since I'm probably literally blind.
Can I? Could I even?
Use this triple disadvantage. Triple disadvantage.
I'm sorry. No, I understand.
I just. Never.
I wish I could help you out. Buddy, there's nothing I can do
this. Before 20/20/20.
My God, that could have been. I did roll 1618 but then 6.
Dang, that's crazy. So 8 you do not see him.
Triple 20, he goes. Super, you are God.
The bird has comes to you and says you own me.
So as you're all like kind of slowly entering the room,
people, I want you to roll me D20 real quick.
Bye. Please Sarah, I want you to roll
me at the 20. It's for your demon.
I hope you roll a book. It's a 3, so yeah.
You all just here. Hello.
Hi dear, what's up? I need a donation please.
Just need a number one donation please.
Hi, guys. Do.
We. All hear it yes you hear this
and you see this person just shows up you see a normal
looking man looks like a middle-aged man like balding and
everything just asking for buddy.
So what do you do, Sarah? We don't have any of your
currency. I need money top donation now
now now. Wonder is this part of the plan?
No. What are you doing now?
You know real quick, do you have anything?
Are you going to offer anything? That's what I need.
To know I'll give him a gold because I don't, we don't have
his currency. Lucky thing is I take all
currency. As long as you're the top
donator, I'll leave. How much more do we have to
donate? I don't tell.
Are we jumping this guy? I feel.
Like we can, right? I mean, there's more of us
that's. True.
OK. But also he'll end up coming
back and we have more fights most likely ahead.
Of us. What are you giving?
None of this is happening.
Your conversations are not happening.
What are you giving him? I gave him a gold.
Just one gold. He's not the top donation.
Top donation please. I'm going to give him a bronze.
OK. Yeah, that's not the top
donation. I only take all payments at
once, but I appreciate the bronze.
All payments. Didn't count.
Didn't. Count.
You have to start over. My God does.
He get his money back. Nope.
Wow. What?
It's a donation. You have to be my top donator.
I'm moving on. I'm not doing it.
No, OK. All right, I need everyone to
roam me initiative. Oh my God.
All right, of course I warned you.
I wish plastic would have money. Yeah, Plastic doesn't.
Refuses to pick up money. I almost gave them to you.
I almost did, but I was like, you just wouldn't do it.
What? Do you want me to give you you
just? Refuse.
I didn't gave it to a lot of I don't have anything though, I
don't care. Yeah, you would.
Just not left, ever. Would your companion 15. 21.
2nd. Time.
And. Wanderer, you are first, so in
front of you is this man asking for money.
Top donation please. But he's not being hostile.
I'm asking for my money, please top donation.
OK, it's not your money though. It is.
I deserve it. I work hard.
I work. Hard.
You're just bugging us, I. Entertain I'm an attainer, give
me money. You're an irritainer.
You're an idiot. Give me my money.
Top donations, not yours. It's mine and I deserve it.
Be entertaining. You're not entertaining me.
I am going to ruin you next. Start screaming.
So what are you doing for your turn?
What? If we left.
I think we should just like I don't want to find them.
You are in an open room. You can head back the tunnel
that where you all came from. You can check out this room
whatever you want. Check out the room.
Is there anything nice in here? Doesn't have to be money.
Just now, go for it. Give me an investigation if
you're looking straight for money.
That's a 20 unnatural. You see that there is a little
small chest in the corner and it looks like it has about 15 bone
coins in it. I'm going to pocket.
How high do I want? To go for this.
Donation because I feel like it's only going to get higher
and higher and higher. I wouldn't do that.
Taryn wouldn't do something. I mean like that.
I hope you would. I'm going to take nine of the
bone coins and I'm going to give him 6.
Thank you for being my top donation of the day.
Was that not? That was easy.
It was so easy. That's all talk.
Goodbye, buddy. Easy, just walk off of the
tunnel. He didn't vanish literally.
No, just literally walks off. He doesn't vanish or anything,
you just you can just hear his footsteps just basically just
pitter in the water. Don't follow me.
Yes, he's walking down the tunnel you all came from.
Yeah. OK.
So back to initiative clue, what are you doing?
This is I have to after hours, I have to tell you after hours
because this would have gone way different.
This was all Terrence doing. Can I like start walking back to
see? If like are you following him?
Yes. OK, he he has walked 30 feet
into the tunnel, so you can walk 30 feet behind him.
You are still blind, but you can just walk behind him and follow
him. You can you can follow directly
behind him. Oh, I forgot, I can't see.
You have the torch still, you just have to relight it.
Do I have the things or do I just have the?
Torch. I would imagine Sarah, Yeah,
probably gave you one. OK.
And you're falling right behind. Yeah.
All right, people, what are you doing?
I am going to see if I can find anything else in this room.
Like what are you looking for? I don't know, like weapons or
something. Yeah, go ahead.
Give me an investigation 13. So as you look through, you see
that a lot of these things are like very look like primitive in
a way making, but they look super efficient.
So you see that there is like basically kind of like a tooth
that has been like carved into like a dagger kind of thing,
stuff like that. But the only thing that you
would really find usable would be that dagger that would really
help you more than what you got. I'll tell you.
All right, so you pick up the dagger.
All right, Plastic, What are you doing?
Are we following that weird man I?
Think we should? OK, let's start following behind
him and Clue. All right, so you trail right
behind 30 feet into the tongue. Now I'm going to roll.
How many things are in the room with you all?
Because I said there were people in the room.
So as you all, only two people in this room now is Wanderer and
people. You look around and you hear
just slight movements above you all.
As you turn and look, you see these spider humanoids all like
mangled up faces and their teeth are crawling down and like
coming down at you all. So since there's two people
here, it's going to be dumb. How much was your investigation?
That's how you got to roll 1. I'll let you 2.
Do it real quick. Investigation or Perception 22.
19. OK, so you see that there are
three of these creatures and they're large.
One of them looks way bigger than the others and has a
greenish tint to it. You know that it is poisonous.
There's a poisonous one here. It's the really big one.
I think maybe it's like the mom and the kids or something we
should like. Well, unfortunately, it is their
turn, so I'm going to roll odds or evens.
Odds. All right, Sarah's evens first
one. That's a six.
That's another six. And this one is for the Big
Mama. That's A7.
So you have two spiders on you. You see one of them is like out
of its mouth is trying to entangle you with web is like
spewing it out. I want you to give me either a
Strength saving throw or I'll let you do a Constitution.
Not a deck save. Oh, my Constitution.
It's all about is constitution. Saves. 1014.
So with the 14 you are hindered at the legs so your movement is
half right now, but you are not constrained so just remember
that. Reduced.
Movement. Yeah.
So when you get it taken off, you're fine.
It's just the little bit of web is attached to you.
This one's going to try and bite down on you that it's a 16.
Nope. OK, the big 1 is coming down
onto people. As you see it just opened its
arms to you and its mouth just unhinges as if it's trying to
like engulf you. Oh gosh, I need you to give me a
strength saving. Throat.
That is a natural bite, too. OK, so as you see it unhinge and
it's it like lunges at your head like it's trying to engulf you.
How do you defend against it? What do you do?
Grab it's tongue. Roll it all the way back home.
I guess I I take my sword and like try to.
I love that you're using the the butter knife as well for
visuals. So you use your Yeah.
And are you trying to put it in between the mouth or are you
just like cutting at it till I get back?
I'm like trying to cut at it OK, OK in between.
That's what I was wondering. That's what I'm trying to say.
So you're cutting at it and it is like jumping back a little.
Are you using? What weapon are you using?
Muscle. OK, all right.
OK, so back at the top up edition of Water, what are you
doing? Do you have these two on you and
you're slightly entangled? I'm going to scream back for
help. That's a good idea.
I'm back. I don't have many spells left.
I've got 2 spell slots and they're both first level.
So I'm going to do a canned trip.
I'm going to Eldridge Blast. That's a Oh my God I forgot how
to do math 21. That's going to hit. 8 damage.
Nice. So are you going for the one
that's trying to whip you or the one that's like attacking you?
Trying to attack me. OK, all right.
How much damage? Again?
Take more time. 88. OK, very good.
All right, Clue. You're up.
You are 30 feet into the tunnel. And I I heard wander.
Oh, you can hear the Yeah, you can tell like there's a fight
going on. And then how far ahead of me is
this? Little demon, he's 5 feet in
front of you. OK.
How much of my action would it take up to like, ask him a
question or two? Depends on how long the
conversation goes. If it's a short 1 phrase
sentence, nothing. But if you want to have a full
conversation with them, it'll either turn into an action or a
bonus action. OK, it's just I'll make it
quick. Hey, guy.
Hey. What is your full statement?
Why? I'm trying to get as a.
Oh, so you're trying to talk to him?
I was going to say if you want just free action to be able to
do everything is you just say one thing to him, not have a
conversation. If you have a conversation, it's
going to be at least you get what I'm saying.
OK. Yeah.
Hey, do you care to like mark the wall or mark the floor on
your way out so you know the way out?
Thanks. Just keep walking all.
Right, I'll run back. OK, so you'd use your 30 feet to
enter the room. You could do a range attack if
you'd like, or if you want to action dash to get to 1 of your
allies. You can, it's up to you.
I will go into a rage and. This is your last rage, right?
Or do you have one more? This would be my.
Last your last, yeah. Do you get him back on a short
rest I. Think it's just a long.
Rest. I thought it was just long, but
it could be short, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, we got one.
For now, it does. And I'm going to throw one of my
darts. OK, which one are you aiming at?
There's the big one on people, and then there's one trying to
web Wanderer and 1 attacking Wanderer.
I see. I'll go for the one that's
webbing Wandering Wanderer. OK, that says 16 to hit.
That does hit our cat beating the wall.
It's his favorite thing. After he used the litter box, he
has to punch the wall. For 30 minutes.
That's only four damage. Wait, no, that's six damage.
So make sure you add your pluses.
All right, nice, all right, That is going to be people.
You have this big one right on you.
It's mouth is still unhinged like it is still like it's still
going to be coming after you. OK, can I just, can I try to
like attack a slower jaw or try to injure it in?
Any way how so? Like what do you, what injury
are you trying to cause? Like what's What's the goal?
To not be able to close its mouth, yeah.
And there's nothing really you're going to be able to do
to, to target a certain limb. I, I would let you aim for the
job, but it'd be, I guess, disadvantage because you're
trying to hit that exact spot. You know what I mean?
I don't. Catch up, take out all the legs
then. Yeah, you can try and make them
prone. You could use those you have
your maneuvers for. Make sure you use maneuver.
I know OK do. You remember maneuvers?
Yeah, I don't remember which one it's called.
It's. Most of these are just to do
extra damage. Let's see, it's the ones you
picked. There was three options I think,
or two options. So if you didn't pick it, you're
not able to do it. I'm just going to do the mobile
floors. It just lets me do extra damage.
OK, let's see. And then you'll use your D6 when
you hit, I think on that one, right?
D6 adds on to your damage, yeah. Because.
I think there's one that's two hit 14.
I can't remember what it's called. 14 to hit the big one.
Yeah, that barely hits it. OK, barely hits it.
Where's it at? 9 damage.
OK, nice. Nine damage to the big one.
All right, plastic. OK, run back in.
OK, you run in, so 30 feet gets you right into the where the
room is. You can run up to either of
them. Sarah has two on and the big
ones on. So you got 10 extra.
Can I make it? Yeah.
OK, I was gonna say yeah, with your movement you can.
Oh yeah, I. Just and then I'll say don't
forget what Text said, got a focus fire, and then I'll Sprint
up to the one attacking Wander. Would the one webbing or the the
attacking? Like physically, actually
getting. That's probably.
Their AC is low you. Underestimate how low?
That barely hits. Wow.
That's why I'm saying they're very low AC, very low AC.
It's going. To be 9 points of damage that
I'm probably miss. 11 That one does miss.
That one does miss. The dice wanted to double check.
See how honest I am today? Anything else?
All right, everyone, roll me AD 20 flat.
So is my problem now or? No, you don't.
Didn't have the maneuver. I was like, if you had the
maneuver, yes. Is it me trip?
I don't It might be. Tripping attack or something?
Yeah, I think it's a battle master, no.
I was going to say, there's the battle Master.
I don't know what the Bard one is.
It's the. Same, I got 6 though. 38. 68.
All right, good thing only had a beat up within a few of each
other, right Beam. I guess whoever rolls the
lowest. Right beam.
Dies. All right, so Sarah, I want you
to give me a strength or constitution saving through 20
222 Very nice. So you see, it tries to web you
and you're you're still hindered with your movement, but it's
you're breaking through it. The one is that was attacking
water is turning toward you. That is a 19.
You're going to take 10 damage. All right, the big one.
I need you to give me a strength saving through.
So you see it takes its legs and is wrapping it around you,
cocooning itself basically around you, and all you can see
is its head looking up at you as it goes to bite down.
It is giving itself advantage. That's only Is it 16?
Does that hit? Yeah, 16.
OK, that is going to be 10 damage.
And I need you to give me Constitution savings there.
Matt 20 you desperately needed that.
So as you feel it right into your shoulder, you see like the
venom like starts to pour into you, but you're just like
outwilling it kind of so as it like it's just the venom is
spewing back out of you. Do this.
All right, Wanderer. Yeah, tell everybody.
Focus the big one, because what was that?
Good Lord, And then I'm going to throw an Eldridge blast at it.
OK. 24 that does it three damage.
On which one again? The big one.
Anything else?
Nope. It's all you hear running down
the tunnel. Donation time.
Yeah, donation please. Or is there anything that you
were going to offer? You can't combine different
currencies. So you can attempt with mixing
your gold and stuff, but you don't know what it exactly is
going to be. I'm going to give him six bone
coins and a bronze. Oh, that's good.
I'll take the Bronx then. Thankful.
No, I stopped your first. That's going to go somewhere
else in here. But don't eat big, so you better
be ready next time. Bye.
You see, just walk back down the tunnel.
They get an opportunity. It's.
The spider so as as you see this is crazy.
So as you see he's walking straight down and you see the
spiders just like spit at him, like shooting like acid and
their web and everything just straight walks past it all just
going flying past him. A three and a 2.
Hey, buddy. It will donate.
I know it was not Jordan that was.
You can offer a donation if you'd like.
For him to leave marks. You don't know if it'll work.
You can't offer a donation, No. OK, it's not going to.
Work clue, yeah. I'm going to go over to the big
one, OK? And I'm going to and it is
completely wrapped around people right now.
OK, here's the issue. I have this torch in my hand,
you see. And you have a 2 handed weapon.
What is if I just punch him? That would be AD 4 plus your
strength. The torch isn't going to go out
if you. Just, but you can just, I was
going to say you can just put the torch on the ground.
OK. It'll.
Still, it'll still. Yeah, I was going to say it's
not going to dissipate, but you should be.
Fine. Can I like like spike it in the
ground? So it's still like, yeah, yeah,
that's perfect time. I'm going.
To do that. Then yeah.
So straight down, yeah, no need to turn.
Feel that hard? To be honest. 2323 on the big
one that is going to hit. I hope so.
One day that's not going to hit. Could be very soon.
Where's that bird at? 15.
Very nice. Now people, I need you to roll
me a either Dexterity or Strength.
You have to beat a 11. 17. OK, so as a clue comes in,
smashing down it gives you the opening and you just get out of
it so. This throws me off.
I think it's 0 every. Time I freak out.
What? You are up people, I.
I wonder if I can get behind it and try to like stab it in the
back. Are you meaning like to get
advantage or are you meaning like you want to get on top of
it? OK, give.
I want you to give me. I was going to say acrobatics
were athletics. Check first so.
You. Can jump up.
On it and it just pushes you down so you still have your
action you just that's half your movement was trying to climb it
and it just no you can try again.
OK, you can try it again. Yeah, it's very useful of your
turn. That one, Yeah.
Oh. I need no listen you to give me
a strength or constitution saving thorough disadvantage.
No, I'm. Just rolling 19 I can do it
again. No, that is a six.
So I just want to paint this visual again real quick.
So so you go to climb up the first time just pushes you down
like no, you go to climb it again the second time it turns
its whole body. Grabs you back in and.
Opens its mouth to bite down again.
Oh. My God.
All right, Plastic, you're off. Well, I can't move without
wasting actions. Click some, I crawl on top.
And that's all you need. Can I move around to where this
one can get point? Yeah, OK.
Yeah. Dude, so it's going to be.
A 15 that hits. That'd be 8 points.
Nice. It is looking curt.
Admiral, even worse, didn't hit the second one.
OK, either anything else? OK, all right, it's going over
to the spiders, the ones going to try and web.
You actually know he's going to bite down on you this time
because he's like. I'm not the one that hasn't
been. Working.
Clearly this is not my day. That's A7 that was a 2 the
spider just just sorry if I said down the one is still going to
try and attack you. That's a Nat 20.
Oh. Man.
That could be bad. He just don't do 31 and we'll do
it. Very low damage but still it's
going to be 12. That could have been way worse.
All right, that's going to be the Voice and Spider on you.
That has advantage. That is 13.
That is my. Armor class.
That's crazy. I thought you were going to get
that. All right, so as you feel it
biting down, go and give me Constitution savings. 3.
So you are going to take 13 damage, I'm down and you are
poisoned. So people is now downed and
poisoned and is going to take damage.
He's down, down, just got put down and just got poisoned.
So I'm so hyper fixated on that. I know that's why I was making
it reiterated, because I know you missed it.
Wander, you're up. You see people goes down.
I'm going to healing Word. You said you're doing 2D fours
now? The new rules, is that what?
Plus your spell attack? Oh.
It's your spell, yeah. Whatever.
Yeah, you get 5. But you're conscious I had your
poison though. I don't have less restoration
either. So you're welcome.
I just wasn't letting you know and.
Then. Yeah.
And then I'm going to Aldridge Blast.
The which one? The big, big one.
Still OK. No, I'm not.
That's neat all. Right I.
Did something on my turd mouse, that's something.
Clue you're up. Down my friend.
You just hear go, I thought. That was on that one, but it's
still only a 12. That's not going to hit the big
one. That's all that I.
Can. Do not exactly.
Why don't you give me perception check?
Well, if you want that Darren 12 U-turn.
You feel the hairs on your neck stick up as you turn and you
look down just a random tunnel. At the very end of the tunnel,
you can just see this skinny, skinny tall silhouette is just
staring down at your way and you hear run.
I was like. I was.
Thinking I was like, the only thing I remember about mine is
that I can't kill it. I don't remember what it does.
It's I rolled for it, so each time it shows up there's a
random thing that it will tell you and you from what, Bonnie
No. I told you I'm running.
OK, I'm running. So yeah, next turn.
But no, next turn you just, this is just what you see at the end
of your turn. No one else sees this.
All right, people, you are. So you wake up in consciousness
and you just see the spider is going to bite down on you.
You are poisoned. Take a little bit damage.
You're going to take 4 damage. It's AD 4.
I'm going to warn you every
turn, so be ready unless you break the the poison.
Do you have any spell or anything you can try
Constitution or Survival. Is it does it stack?
Yeah, it stacks. So the next time it's going to
be 4 plus whatever you roll the next time.
No, it's going to be two to four if he gets poisoned again, over
and over. So each turn it'll be.
So if he got poisoned 4 times, that's 4D fours every turn.
Yeah, that's just when his turn starts.
Am I able to like hit this thing with my sword?
Yes, you have one hit point, but yes you can.
I just want you to reiterate because I am rolling AD 4 on you
your next your next turn and I can tell you the lowest I roll
is A1. 8 plus you're stoke casting yeah which is riz yeah
you're. Your RIZ meter, yeah.
I have to leave be part of us anymore.
We're still hit though. Tim.
I was +3. I thought you're spell casting
thing was 3. What's your charisma?
Oh. Wait, you're right, it is 3.
It's 11 in every point match. Hey, yeah, it does.
OK, I'm at 11:00. Nice.
All right, nevermind. Oh, actually, you're right.
Just listen to Clue, who knows what he's talking.
About I forgot he's really good as well because I.
Thought that you've got 11 so you would be at 12.
Plastic, you're up. I'm trying.
To help. You.
I'm out of it. You're poisoned IRL. 19.
Yes. You're still having the same
one, right? Yeah.
Right. It is looking very hard.
It's going to be, yeah, 7 points of damage.
Nice. Isn't still up.
OK. Bonus action Florida Blues.
Oh my gosh, Dice, it's. Going to be thank goodness thing
is flanked. It's going to be 13. 13 is
enough to kill it. No to hit.
Oh, yes, OK, OK. Well, I was not expecting that
from an offhand. Yeah.
Four more points all. Right.
It's still on just. In case I crit.
Nope. Wow, thank goodness this thing
is flying several 3 Nat ones. Oh my.
Gosh. That's going to be 15 on the
third hit that hits OK. That's going to be. 11 damage,
it is dead. So how do you kill the spider
creature? Short and simple.
So it's just like just like cracking 1.
With your shovel. I'll take that part all over.
Oh, that's right. Well, yeah, yeah, but I mean
like you're. The makeshift of it, all, right?
Very good. So there are the big one and the
web one which you can tell. The web one is the runt.
OK, so is that one up on me? Too.
Yes. OK, Dang.
All right. And I'll just use the rest of my
movement to flunk it. You're getting behind it.
OK, That's going to be their turn.
The Web 1 is going to just look at you and go and try and web
you. You'll probably.
Succeed. I wish you'd give me a strength
saving through. What's the strength or.
Con or con? Yeah, sorry 7.
So as as you look, the spider looks shocked at itself, amazed
at its ability to fully whip you, your head still up and
everything, but you are stuck in place and that is plastics
nightmare. All right, the Poison 1 is on
you. So can't move arms or anything,
OK. It has a bandage because it's
still wrapped around. I'm probably aware it's Guess
you forgot that's the 17. Let's get it over.
Give me Constitution saving throw.
You're only going to take 8 damage. 6 because.
You are double poisoned. You.
Have 6 points. Right.
It's going to be tight all right, Wanderer.
Saving my last spell slot for when you go to No, it's going
to. Any potions?
Have used. All.
I think you used the last one for me.
Let's just let's just take a potion stock real quick.
I've got the medium potion that does nothing yet because it
needs more ingredients. I've got the one irreversible
Changeling slash monster potion now I've got 1 medium arcana, so
if it comes down to it I'll take the arcana, but I want to save
it, yeah. Anyone else have any potions
that? Second one could be helpful.
All I have is a makeshift quarter status.
Do you all have any potions? I just have fear you do.
Have fear. Anything.
What do you? Do I'm going to throw an LG
blast a big one 24? It's going to hit.
For damage. Give me strength saving through
you have to beat a 19. Oh, wait, I mean you're.
Going to count. That or.
That is. Oh, is that?
It was no, no, no, do it again. It was.
OK, I thought you rolled the blue one.
I was like, it's sitting on 19. Even better, I rolled A2.
It's -1 for straight, so it's a one.
We were not meant to win this combo.
Nope. All right, clue you're up.
So you just see this thing and it's it is slowly.
Walking towards you. What's the play tag?
Medicine. So your options are you are
stuck in this room. Correct.
How scared are you? Terrified.
OK, I want you to roll Constitution with disadvantage.
14. You start running down the
tunnel towards. It.
Nope, a tunnel out of fear. You're just full sprinting, so
there's only. It's either the way you came or
completely different way. Do I have to choose?
Yeah. You just have to full Sprint
download them. I'll go the different way.
The different way, Yeah, OK, I like that.
I appreciate the. So are you full action dashing,
full sprinting away? Like I just want to know exactly
what you're doing. No.
OK, so 30 feet you're moving into the tunnel.
Anything, any rolls or anything you want to check in this tunnel
you've never been. I feel like I would be so scared
that I'd forget to pick up my torch.
That was also going to be my next question.
Yeah, I don't think you know, so I'll roll with triple
disadvantage. Yep.
What are you looking for? Anything.
Just anything. Anything works.
Yeah, I'm going to say you're not really got a good player
character that is. Well, I rolled A6A3 and A2.
Oh my gosh. You see nothing, All right, So
you are in a random tunnel 30 feet deep.
Sure, I don't want to be this person.
Was he right on the big one? I thought I was going to get,
they were going to get an attack of opportunity. 17 Yeah, yeah.
No, I forgot. I forgot.
The last turn so I just. I forgot.
Though because they're wrapped around.
Me, they are wrapped around you. I'm just going to let it's not
going to let go of you. It's going to just kind of claw
legs. You're going to take 7 damage,
25. I think these are Hellfire
people. You are up.
Sure, I am sure I am. Yep.
Huh. Let's see how much help do you
have F6. 6. I'm rolling 2D fours.
I'm pulling away. First one, that's a 2.
Second one that's a one. You're taking three damage.
Evil is a survivor. It's pretty.
I'm not surviving. This next round.
What? What are you doing?
I'm going to be on myself. OK, so are you going to cast a
first level or a second level? You can add another D8.
Cast a second level. OK.
SO3D8 plus year that that's a good idea fully.
Following the new rules. What's the new one do they need
for? It goes up.
It's 2:00 every. Oh.
It's 2:00 every level. So it'd be 48.
Yeah, I'm going to do that. Four I like.
Fine. We need it double.
These are hell. Rules.
These are hell rules. I'm a mean DM 191818 Nice.
That was 4, right? Yes, OK.
Plus your OK all right plastic, what are you doing?
Nothing. You can try and get.
Out. But yeah, I mean, if you want to
just hang out, you can, yeah. Strength.
Or that'd be strength to this point, Yeah, you're.
One now does a. 20. 2 sound. You break out of it so you see
how happy it was that it webbed you and just crumbles in an
instant. I feel bad for.
It. So you're up.
That was just your bonus actually.
All right, half a movement to stand up, I assume, or was
already up now. You're up, it's just against the
wall. I.
Think this says. Whatever flank, there we go,
it's a 18. That's going to hit.
Oh nice, it's going to be. 11 points in bears are good.
That's very hurt. Oh, nice.
OK, it's going to be what is math 20 on the second hit?
That's going to hit. Flu.
There's gonna be 6 more from the offing attack 6.
More OK, it is still alive. I'm trying wandering.
It is now their turn, you see it just has given up completely on
the web and it's just trying to bite you though that's a 25.
OK. Don't do 19.
We're good. That is 9 damage.
There was a nine. On you?
Yeah. Doesn't have advantage.
Should I get a roll again? That's natural 19.
I thought it was. I thought it was as a natural
19. Go ahead and give me a
Constitution. Saving through evil, please.
OK. You don't get poison, but that's
eight damage. OK, I'll take it.
So you are down all right. Roll flat D20. 17.
OK, All right, Wander. How bad off does the big one
look? It's, it's, I mean, it's
hurting. It's not like near death or
anything like that. OK so twin spells says that you
can focus 2 creatures. Would you allow me to just hit
the same 1 twice or do I have to hit two different?
Creatures 2 fires at once is mine.
Why? I have to use a sorcery point
for it, so I. Was going to say I have to do
fine with it. We'll see later on.
If it does get working then that rule might change.
Yeah, but since we're low level and we're in hell, hell rule and
we're using the hell. Core rule book that would.
Be awesome. OK, the first one does not hit
the second one. I would tell me what it was.
It was an 8 for the first one and the second one is a 13.
That is not barely misses. Now I wasted my twins fell.
Oh well. Not correct.
And you've been the only one that hit the.
No, I've hit him 3 * 4 times. Sorry, I was the.
Nurses last night clue. I want you to rule me a
perception check flat because no disadvantage, it's just your
perception check because this is not a sight thing. 12.
You here, Slytherin, up ahead of the tunnel.
What the heck? You have no clue how far behind
the hollow wind is behind you. You have no your demon.
You have no clue how far behind the demon is to you.
Yeah, but you know, ahead of you is Slytherin.
OK. You're up.
See what I can see? OK.
What'd you think I was going to? Do I thought you were going to
swing? Wow, so Gee, what?
I thought you were going to? Do I thought you would have like
a few different options and you were going to roll to like see
what option you chose? I I'm.
Basically blonde Blonde is scared.
Oh, a 9A3 and A3. Plus. 2 or so or five.
I will say it's enough where you don't see the hollow one behind
you, so you can assume you have at least a few feet ahead.
OK, you don't know how far back. You have no clue about the
things a little bit front. OK, So what are you doing?
Are you moving? Forward.
You're going to blame Tex for this?
Yes. Let's stay put.
OK, hold your action or just stay put.
What's the difference? Hold your action means you still
plan on using your turn. Sometime within this round.
Yes, you're tough. Yeah, you specify like.
If this happens then I'll do this.
Yeah, like if you get attacked you will use your turn or.
Oh, yeah? Then I'll hold my turn.
Yeah, yeah. All right, so there's going to
be people. I need a death saving throw.
Wait, what did he do now? There you go.
Oh, that's right. That's right.
You healed. You healed.
We took That's right. I was going to be like, I forgot
you did the the big healing text.
Text is mad that you said he wasn't helpful as he's fighting
a God bird for you all right now.
No it hasn't. So what are you doing, people?
So try to attack it. Or you can try and get out of
his hole if you want to break that advantage.
Or you can try and attack it. I'm just going.
To try and attack it. OK.
It's not necessarily meaning it would be a strength check I.
Was. Going to say you could, you
could Dexterity out if you, if you're using your turn to get
out of it, there's more leniency, you know what I mean?
So if you want to do a Dexterity saving through, that would be
something you could try and get out.
Of it OK 20. 2 Embrace it so you you get right out of it.
That is your bonus action, so your full action will let you do
something. I'm being very.
Helpful. Can I attack it?
Yeah. Go for it.
You all really need this. 23. 23 is going to hit.
Oh, it's. Going to be Max damage.
Nice. 14 damage, 14 OK. All right, so as you cut into
it, you hear and then you just see like this the like acid kind
of just pouring out of its mouth now, all right, plastic you.
Just go on Phase 2, stop it, go back to the base.
Get out of hell. OK, that's a the first one was
an 8. That's a 13 hit the little one.
13 will hit the little one. It's.
Going to be 7 that. Is just.
That is enough. It hit black off.
Yeah, it was. Really.
Hurt all righty. So yeah.
Take them out. All right, so that one is down
and the only one left is the big one.
And you all at this point notice Clue has gone down a random
tunnel. Hey, we're Clue.
Though I don't know kind of folks on the big thing right
now. I don't know.
I wasn't talking Watcher. Oh.
Nothing. Yell at him.
Yeah. That's fine, you guys go get him
off that guy. You don't know what we're
saying. You're probably a little busy.
You might not be listening to our conversation.
You're all right. Good talk.
Let me see. I'm trying to see if there is.
Something you can't see. That's your turn, all right.
That is going to be its turn. And you see it looks at you and
it starts to back into the darkness.
You get an attack of opportunity if you'd like.
Yeah, I'm not going to sign that.
Go ahead. Maybe we should.
There we go. Great.
No. No, it's 23.
Though that is going to hit. Yeah, it is same thing I wrote.
The same exact way. So it was 14 damage.
Nice. Is it dead?
Nope. So you see it just starts to
crawl back while looking at you going up the wall.
Technical surround poke in the eye.
It's gone. Oh, I thought this.
I thought. You were.
No, no. So yeah, you had stabbed it, but
then it started back. So it's still got, you got your
tack in, but it still is crawling back.
So I mean when your turns up, you can go after it if you'd
like. Why?
How tall is the ceiling? You don't know.
You'd have to look. You broke your neck.
You can't. I don't know, Sarah.
I don't know what? Don't worry about it.
You have to look. It's probably 30 feet or
something. I don't know.
So catacomb. I don't know how tall they can
get. This is a big room.
It's 1000 feet high. All right, so this is going to
be you feel something is moving on to you.
I will let you have your action. You feel like the thing from
straight ahead, the thing I was Slytherin is getting ready to do
something to you. OK, I mean, there's nobody else
near me. I'm just going to swing.
Go for it. So you're going to do
disadvantage double or triple just regular, regular
disadvantage. You could reckless, you could
reckless attack that would leave you up for someone would have
advantage against you, but that would give you advantage.
So it would make it flat since you have disadvantage.
So if you want, you could do that, but it is going to leave
you open for advantage. That's fine.
OK, so roll flat. OK, 12 does not hit.
That's fine. All right, It's it's turn, lose
turn. It.
You have to look at it first. 17, OK, you feel a bite go right
into your leg. As you see you take the 12
damage and the blood starts pouring out.
You see this? Does that count as piercing?
Yes. So.
It's. Yes, going to be hacked as you
see the head of a giant Titan boa snake.
Oh my God, those are the prehistoric snakes.
They're like 80 feet long. And you're in its tunnel and
it's just. Surviving.
It's just here. It's just here Hanging out Hell.
Hell. In the catacombs.
Well, maybe if Tex was here he could give some advice, but he
didn't make it in I I'm just telling you how the ice goes.
I I wish he was there. You also knocked him down.
Because I love Tex, OK? I want Tex here.
No, you don't. Won't be dead, apparently.
I want what the dice want. The dice want in this camp.
They do. They really want to end it right
here. So that is going to be Wanderer.
You see the only big one has backed up and is going up the
wall. Well, can I look at the wall and
see how? Yeah, a bunch of rolls for you
to see how how big the the roof is.
Yeah, I'm gonna roll 2D. Points 12.
You roll 2. 110 so we just so you see it and then it just
starts back and get to the tunnel.
Got throwing out your blast? We're in a cavern or not.
Where are we? We're in a catacom.
Catacom. Like the underneath.
Like think like Paris underneath Catacom.
Are there like stalactites there?
Stalactites. It's.
Not really like, there's other sections that you probably
could. It's more like there is a tunnel
like it is a like. It's like built in shelves with
coffins and stuff. Like that?
Well, yeah. When they say catacombs, it's
just there's this giant thing underneath, but there is like,
you know, like coffins everywhere, but there's random
things throughout. It's not all looking exactly
like a catacomb, but it's all considered the catacombs.
You know what I mean? I was.
Gonna say if there was any of those right here with the blast
and drop on it. But while it's on the ceiling.
No, you're gonna hit. The ones on the ground are gonna
shoot. OK.
That's. That makes more sense.
Thank you. Yeah, that makes more sense.
Yeah. What?
Can I hit now? Yeah, you want to know about the
roof shots? Give you the roof.
That's gonna. Hit.
Yeah, the roof is. 10 The roof is 10 feet.
So we can just. Climb out.
Yeah, there's a ladder right there and a hash that says exit
here. I guess don't but.
Good three damage. All right, it is still.
Alive. All right, that's going to be
clue. Hello.
Swinging for the fences now. What remind?
Remind me? You have something behind that
is actively always pursuing you. Right.
Can I see it? Do I have to check?
This you can give me just do double disadvantage at this
point. You don't have to do triple.
My eyes have adjusted. Yeah, you're you're low light.
12. You can see that it is at the
start of the tunnel blocking you.
And I'm 30 feet into the tunnel. You can try and run past the boa
if you'd like. You can try and attack the boa.
You can try and attack the hollow one if you'd like, it's
whatever you want. I can't hurt it or kill it.
And that's what you were told. Correct.
I was. I'm going to take her forward.
It's probably good, yeah, probably good advice.
I can't take down a Titan bow in the dark.
I will say you know that this is a tough creature.
Like this is like even when all four of you all healthy, is a
massive creature. Right.
And we're level 4. I've played Survival Evolved
it's like and how much damage it can do.
Yeah, I, I specifically do ARC stats, Yeah.
So that's very good. There's a lot of.
Titan Bowl isn't there. That's honestly what I know is
yeah, yeah. You didn't just say hard.
Yeah, the whole name of the game.
Well, I didn't know if you. Forgot not know what I'm gonna
try to run fast. I don't know what that meant but
OK. OK, so it's going to get an
attack of opportunity on you, but yes, you can.
Pass this has evolved so fast. That is a 20 there.
Huh. Could you not disengage?
You could disengage if you want, or yeah, you can disengage and
do your 30 feet, but if you wanted to action dash, it'd be
your fool and that would get you out of the tunnel to the other
side. I'd.
Rather do that. OK.
How? Old.
How tight is this? Yeah, it is very, very tight.
One might say the snake would have trouble turning around.
That's what I that's that was my logic.
Fair enough. I'll give it this advantage.
That's a 16 all right. With disadvantage.
I already told you the first one.
How? What was the first one?
Wonder like 19 or yeah? So that is disadvantage, yeah.
I featured. That's 17, so you're going to
have it make it 8. Easy.
Nice guy. So as you're running through, as
you're breaking pass through the tunnel, I want you to give me a
perception check a lat. So as you're, you're running
through. It's playing on 2. 5.
Correct. OK, as you're running through
past the snake, you have no clue how long or big this thing is.
You're full sprinting and you're just full running.
As I'm like sprinting, can I like?
Touch it. No.
OK, you can touch it if you'd like, that's 100% fine.
But. Why would you?
Do not touch it to feel how long it is.
That's 100% what the thought is. If you want to, you can do that.
Do not touch. It, I mean, I was going to do it
and then you made that reaction. Go for it.
I'm not telling you not to, I was just asking what you wanted.
But you would you? Go you're.
Going to touch it. No, it wasn't like that.
No, no, because you're going to touch it.
I just was like, to me, I hate snakes.
Like snakes are right over in fear.
I can't imagine seeing this Titan boa and be like, yeah, I
want to feel how long. That's why I'm just shocked you
can't do it. I'm not saying.
About it running my hand, I'm literally just like at intervals
like oh. To see if it's still there the.
Intervals. I'm just.
Going to touch it OK, I'm not like running my hand across.
It I'll let you do that. Sure.
All right, go ahead. Give me an animal handling
chick. I got to know what this thing is
eating down here. Dead bodies, You're going to
find out what'd you get. I.
Can control this Titan bow now? So you're doing 10 feet
intervals? Yeah.
So as you go to the touch and you're feeling every now and
then you you can feel it and sometimes it's not there.
You feel as if it is wrapped around the tunnel itself.
Oh no. That's why.
It's like you're gonna touch it. You're.
Already touching it, but. Not.
All the way every. It's like basically like a
spiral. So that's what I'm saying.
When you're running, every now and then you're kind of feeling
it. But wouldn't if it was like a
spiral? Would I not have to like jump
over it? You are running into things, but
you would have probably thought that that was like ledges or
stuff. But yeah, that's what meaning.
Like it's not like it's blocking the tunnel completely, but like
there's spots where you're like, it is just completely spiral
around. It feels like it is I'm.
Starting to wonder how I'm going to link back up with you guys.
So as you're going through this, you're running through and you
start feeling you don't know exactly what you know this thing
is. Huge, right?
I'm like, I'm thinking my head. I'm like, there's no way this
thing is going to get up to me with this.
Yeah, Titan Bow is totally going to fight the demon.
Yeah. So as you're you're running, you
see at the very end of the tunnel there is a light source.
Sick are. You heading toward the light
source? Yeah.
I'd like to. OK.
Usually a good sign, yeah. So as you start running, you
head up to the light source and you see this just long, long,
and I mean long path looks like it's like 1000 feet.
You see that there's axis wing, you see that there are saw
blades coming up and down, you see that there is little
patterns. Temple of Doom or something?
What? Is this, And that's where we're
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Be thankful. How would we level up after
that? Well, we survived.
The bird and the first against the the Yeah.
So we we did do a lot. Yeah.
And these things are higher level than you all so.
I noticed I'm not. Complaining.
Yeah, I can take that level away though.
So that is where we're going to end things off.
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