Our driving. Do you think you all have ever
left the city? Land for sure?
I figured you probably haven't. Maybe on a job, but I highly
doubt it. All of Mr. Moist and his vitals,
everything to recreate him. Like to like 3D print him a new
body? Oh.
We wouldn't be able to just play it his consciousness and to
like. A synth.
This old ancient technology
that's no one has ever used. I don't think that's alive.
Let's see it. It's called a pager.
A pager. Yes, I have 10.
Your apartment burned down, by the way, for the old farm or
fairgrounds. And then there you could meet up
with the cryptids. That's their names, and they can
give you some information. You're driving through the town
and you're heading to where the science of like old fairgrounds
stuff. You see some red and blue lights
coming up behind you all as you were leaving the bar.
Kenneth, Oh my. I don't know what.
Told us you're going to get us in trouble with the share.
Hello. Everyone welcome back to 20 to 1
New Haven Cyberpunk. I am taryn your DM and I am
joined by. You're in the first seat.
It's you. Oh yeah.
Lamp, Jordan. Jordan Lamp.
Yeah, Sarah playing kind of. So where we last left off, there
was an epic car chase, there was people after you.
Maybe not, we don't know. You all made it into a building
and where you met the world famous, world renowned Mr.
Moist. But you all were able to clock
that he didn't seem like himself or anything that you'd ever seen
before and maybe you were good. So you all had went up into the
office and you had met Mr. Moist and he'd give you all a well his
robot had given you all a little secret floppy disk that said do
not give this to anyone. While you all were leaving you
noticed that all of the cameras and all of the buildings had
eyes that were like kind of pointed towards you all.
So as you're all walking down the street, give me
investigation check. 18. Nice, I got a 10.
Right now 0. So as you're all walking down
the street, you're still, you know, looking through your phone
at Realty and all kinds of different places.
And you clock that there is a figure and an alleyway to your
right that looks like is like just has a door open and is
waiting for someone to come. And it kind of looks like that
he's looking at you all. Hey Kenneth, look at this house
I found. That's a nice house we should
get back. It's only two bedrooms, though,
so Bull Moose will have to sleep on the couch.
Hey, whatever. Sorry, no she doesn't anyway.
That's OK. That's all right, guys.
So are we going towards this man with the door open?
I don't see a man. You have not mentioned it.
There's a man with the door open over.
There. Oh, that's sketchy.
It is weird, I mean. Think that we should go toward
that man? I don't know why we would if
we're just in the city and of our man has the door open,
that's his business. Also, isn't it kind of crazy
that all these cameras are still looking at us right now?
Yeah, that is pretty uncomfortable.
That camera's really close. Yeah, it was.
So what do you guys want to do? Should we go check it out?
Or we keep a. Stove OK.
We should. Go check it out.
No, you don't have to check it out.
It's just Tara and we'll have a talk after we.
Need to call it Uber. Yeah, Uber pick up.
So are you all approaching this man or are you all walking back
home? What are you all doing?
Walk past, see what's going on. You're going to.
Walk past him. Maybe he'll stop.
If you go to walk past him, you're going to walk down the
alleyway to him. It's not on your way.
I guess. I see literally.
So you are just walking down the Main Street.
There is this alley to down this side you over walking straight.
This is to the right. And he's not beckoning.
Us, he is just standing there. Put the door open.
That's schedule. Listen, I don't have the best
Rep with strange men in small places, whatever the bathroom.
I do. Hey, check out episode 3 The
coffee Shop. You go first.
OK. So you walk up to him, this
person is just staring straight on.
They are looks like as you get a closer like the shadows and
everything are like always completely engulfing them.
You can kind of see the silhouette of them, but you're
not seeing any features on this person.
You're not seeing anything anybody getting closer.
You could move up closer to try and get a look, but you are
going to get like right on. I figured we.
Were going to talk to him. So as you start walking closer,
he still has not moved as you're all walking closer and you can
see where there should be like a face and everything is just
wiring and metals and everything like this is a like a.
Synth. A synth that is like really an
old model and just standing there with the door open.
What you do and. Package asset only.
Do you have the package? What package?
Flop. I cannot say more than flop.
Do you have the package? That's a flop.
E. Did yes, this is your ride.
Get in before the others arrive. The building is our ride your
car. I thought you were next to a
building with the door open. Sorry, I meant car.
I thought I said car. Did you get car from that?
Sometimes I don't always say the full words that I think, oh OK,
OK that was tearing. Sorry.
It is a car. The others are ones that are
going to kill you and take the disc.
I will not kill you. I will take you out of town.
I hear you just bought a new Realty that is a good location
off of the grid. That is a good place for you all
to be and I will take you there. But you, there are people trying
to beat up with us. People don't want to meet up
with you, they want to kill you and take the disc.
Yeah, but you're going to take us to them.
No, I'm taking you to the real estate that you just bought
outside of town. Like I said, off the grid, the
people on the grid are after you.
OK, I thought that was implied. Why are you doing this?
We bet in the elevator. Oh, I am in a different body.
You are. I am in many bodies, off the
grid, off the wire, Sorry. I guess we get in.
Sure. I will take you to your
warehouse. So as you all get closer, this
car looks like it is an old beat down vehicle.
Looks like there's like no technology or anything attached
to it. You also getting in.
So as you all get in, you see the synth goes around, gets
inside and then you all start just going off the road.
Anything you want to do while you're in the car or anything
you want to say to him or any questions.
I've got a quick side note. You didn't up your health when
we levelled up, did you? What is your endurance?
4 + 4. You get AD 12 because I also did
not up my health. I only rolled.
A file. Oh, I rolled A1 so I got up to.
25 How much are you at? I'm at 37 now, OK, because.
I one more time. Sarah or all of us?
It's A7. That's better.
You should work out with me, Candace.
I'm not going to do that. Muscles atrophying.
They're not. I use them, I just don't use
them. What you do?
Eating decay. That's it, that's it, that's it.
I tried to get them not to eat that porridge gun.
I thought, that's not, that's not going to keep your bones
strong. It's not.
You need, you need milk and bone marrow.
Oh yeah, you just. Eat raw bone marrow.
Why do you think I'm so big? So as you all are driving, do
you think you all have ever left the city?
Land for sure. Did you probably have it?
Maybe on a job, but I highly doubt it.
So as you all are like driving through the interstates and
stuff and you see like these giant city walls and then you
all just are like driving through this tunnel.
And as you're coming out, suddenly instead of all the
skyscrapers, there's trees, all kinds of plants and everything
all around. And like kind of dirt really run
down roads. Like no one really comes
outside. Like there's people that live
out there, but it's not like they don't get the
infrastructure in it. So as driving deep in, you all
arrive at this big warehouse building out in the middle of
nowhere. It's got broken glass all over
the place. Like the walls are like they're
they're sturdy, but like they definitely need work.
Like people haven't been in this building for years.
Well, this is your warehouse. Why are you helping us?
You have to protect the disc, remember.
Yeah, but like you don't have any ulterior motive to get us
killed. The disc is all I need,
protected with your lives and I will help you.
Need the disc? The world meets the disc.
What is your connection to Moist?
He is my creator, of course. OK.
And I would like to bring him back.
How did he get into this? Well, I don't know exactly what
happened, but there was a man who showed up and he messed with
my head. I couldn't do things.
All of a sudden, Mr. Moist was everywhere.
I couldn't differentiate between them.
They had crossed my lines and all of a sudden Moist was gone.
And for years I thought he was killed or just gotten rid of.
And then I found the disc and I snuck it out.
OK, that doesn't make sense, but it does.
I get it. I.
Think how else, Anything I can do to help explain?
No, it's just I don't understand how a human can get turned into
it. The body's dead.
Right, but how did you take his brain and put it into the
computer? Well, it was not my work, but I
think they use the technologies. Uh huh.
And they took the brain and put it into the disk.
OK, Everything is there, all of Mr. Moist and his vitals,
everything to recreate him like. Did like 3D print him a new
body? Oh.
We wouldn't be able to just play at his consciousness until like
a sin a sin. Yeah, but he would like to have
his epic body back, I'm sure. He is ripped.
He's very ripped. Yeah, it's.
Shocking. Yeah.
You wouldn't think it looking at him.
That's what I he's, I mean, we can put him inside of a robot,
but I don't think he's going to be happy.
Would he like that for like just temporary?
Probably temporary. That's fine, we could work.
On it, yeah. Maybe I could build him a body?
That'd be pretty cool if you got a warehouse you could build,
yeah. And there aren't people coming
to fix this. We did pay for that.
Oh OK, put it on the tab like I said.
Yeah, to have it come be furnished.
The workers are on their way, don't worry.
I remember the furnishings, but I thought it was just us buying.
Sarah, This is why you don't say anything.
Because then we have to do it. Ourselves.
Now you have. To do it, I was going to say
they're fixed the building but they wouldn't buy a furniture.
I just look at you like. Thanks, Kenneth.
That's very good to be trustworthy, I'm.
Trying to get some free labor, but thanks, Kenneth.
I I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I thought. I thought I appreciate you.
That's Taryn speaking. No, now we have to pick up the
couches. Why?
Do you want me to say I'm? Sorry.
Well, I'll leave you all to it. I would say maybe you all would
like to maybe meet the locals, meet the the factions around
this area. Maybe you could even recruit
some new people for your businesses or whatever you all
do. We should.
Probably get our furniture that's just sitting.
Would you all like this royalty check that came in the mail?
Yes. Yes.
We would very much. It's for the coffee and it is
$700 is listed to the people I met.
I wonder if he ever recovered. Destroy he.
Was a shriveled stumble man. OK.
So if we need to get in touch with you, how would we go about
that? Or are you just going to live
here? Well, there's good.
Well, I mean, I can put my body in the mainframe if you'd like.
Or you can use this old ancient technology that's no one has
ever used. I don't think that's alive.
It's called a pager. A pager?
Yes, I have one. I'm just.
Yes, then hand me that one back and just page me with yours if
you already have one. Well Dang, I'm.
They're untrackable. Untrackable.
I believe it, yes. It's great.
So yes, so if you want I can put my body in the mainframe here or
I can go. It's up to you all I.
Think it'd be nice to have history watch what that creature
out in the forest screaming do you not hear?
That, oh, that must be the their donkey.
I've never seen one. Of them, they're wild.
They only eat man flesh. Kenneth.
Good luck. That was good luck.
Yes, they're known for eating mad flesh.
I don't want to worry for you too.
You're fine. I'll do what I can.
He can upload to the main printer.
I will go and if you go to the server room I am it.
All right, Finished truck. Are the movers bringing that
along with the furniture? Yes.
OK. Yes, of course, of course they
are in the way. Of course.
When is this a cruise? Yes.
Oh, your parchment burned down by the way, someone left the
stove top on. I think they were cooking moldy
green beans, so it wasn't me. That's crazy.
Well, someone else had it on the door and they didn't turn it
off. It's just the whole thing is
gone. It's Ash.
It's a Balti Story apartment. It was about 7 flights, all
gone, just rubble, just just the one section of the old building.
Oh, it all came down. I believe it.
I think really there's a big conspiracy theory online.
They think that it was the luxury apartments next door.
They think they went to that it was messing with their view too
much. It was.
It wasn't eyesore. I used to live there.
That's why I believe those rumors and.
Then my dad started hating me. Well, he probably always has a
me. I don't know.
He still does. I'm going to I'm having a go
over here for. A second I'm fine, yes.
Lamp walks on screen, yes. The lamp walks on screen.
Well, Kenneth, I hope you didn't have any belongings inside of
that apartment that you lived in for your whole life.
Well, I mean, not really, honestly.
I had my clothes and then. Just Ash.
It's just ash. That's fine.
Just Ash. Well, I'm going to the servers.
Goodbye, bye. He just walks into the room and
just leans on the wall. He just becomes, yes, his.
Body is. Transforming into a tower.
So now your truck has arrived as these people are just nailing
things in to the warehouse, fixing it.
There is a local town if you want to meet the factions, if
you wanted to go anywhere in particular or try to find things
for your warehouse, try to find new people, whatever you want to
do. Hey, I'm back.
How you doing? I'm OK, I just got to let it out
you. Know yeah, I get it.
I heard you screaming in there. I'm sorry.
It's OK, sometimes you got to let it out.
Just got to let it out, yeah. I hope my mom doesn't hate me.
Probably not. I don't know, I.
Don't know, it's hard to say. Your dad does.
We do know that. I'm sorry, I just was just
dating. But we don't know about Mom.
Mom could love you, maybe. Let's not talk about it anymore,
let's just move on, do you? Want to?
Go into town. I would love to go into town.
I love that she does the like crying words like you just wipe
down your face like a child. Well, close by there's a little
Creek, there's the big barn boys area, and then we could also go
to the Hanabe Mall. That's the big, big city out
here. Oh, there's a a new mall we
could go to. Well, it's not very new, but
yeah, it's a mall new to. You I've got trust issues.
So where are y'all going to go? Barn Boy sounds funny.
Yes. The town sounds made and then
the mall. Is that last on your tier?
That was just I'm just thinking. Hell out just restating the
office. Just.
Thinking you want to go to the barn first or you want to How
many places are we going to be able to get to Karen?
I don't know, depends how long we stay at each place.
Thanks. Bonus.
You're welcome. Because if we're able to do
multiple, we should not do the fun one first.
Let's go to the town 1st to see what's going on.
OK, maybe. Meet some more doing the little
Creek. Yeah.
All right. Well, you want to drive or
you'll need to drive. I didn't want to.
I don't know how to drive stick. I was just going to try.
Jack his gears up. How hard can it be?
I'm not letting you drive my truck without knowing how to
drive stick. I don't think the guys who moved
it now. What is this thing?
What do you think? Just tow it?
What is this? Why does it drive itself?
Why? Didn't you just tow it?
It just pulls up for us. It took us two days to get.
Here. Why didn't you just tow it?
What? Just.
Tow it. You can tow this thing.
I thought it was going to be heavier than the toe.
Look how old? That's a good point.
Look at how nasty that is. Pretty awful.
It's got bullet holes in it. Well, I guess I'm going to.
Work on your all's roof. See y'all, thank you.
Our. Metal roof, you see, He's just
like climbing up the metal. Yeah, metal.
That's what we're getting. It is what we're getting.
It is. That's what we're getting.
Yeah, it is. Anyone got the metal paint?
That is crazy. I want no shingles.
Well, Kenneth, assume in your car isn't absolutely
annihilated. It runs.
Get it out of first gear. So as you all you all in Bull
Moose heading to Little Creek, it is a very small town.
This looks to be just like a few 100 people that live in it and
it's got like just look at a normal small town.
What's or wherever you all would like to go?
I'm writing down the places that you and you said it was the big
barn. Yeah, the big barn boys.
Big barn boys? Is this the actual place name?
Or the big barn boys, the Triple B, It's the big bar boys.
What am I going to say? The Triple B and.
Then Hanabi Mall. Yeah, the Hanabi Mall.
And we're in a small. Town.
Yeah, of Little Creek. That's really one.
Is it like there's like any bustling areas where?
Like, yeah, so I mean, there's like, like there's like a little
shopping district, you know, I mean, like there's still, it's
still like a regular town. So there's like a farmer's
market. There's people.
It's like a the Community Center, I guess, Like there's
like a bar. So there's all kinds of just
normal stuff wherever you all like to go.
Probably just a public space there is like a library or a
Tavern or a something. Where you're listing like 10
different things. Yes, all these things exist.
Yeah. Which one, Kenneth?
I've been doing research on that Dungeons and Dragons stuff.
OK. Most adventures start in a
Tavern. You saying you?
Want to go to a bar? Wink, wink.
We can go to a bar. If that's what you wanted, yeah.
Are you old enough to drink? How old am?
I I thought you said. You're 20?
No, I think that later it's been a year enough where you could be
21. She's 20.
Two OK. Enough time, you've aged up.
Sure. I just can't.
Just be like how old are you? And then I don't.
Remember, I'm pretty sure she's 22, OK?
Because I think she's 22 now. I.
Think that like, you know, was building the character.
She was supposed to be in college at the top too, so it's
like junior year or something. So she had sounds, I can't
remember. Anyway, she's old enough, OK?
I guess let's go to a bar. There is the Creek waters
delight. Is that the bar?
Yeah, that's the bar. Creek waters delight.
Yeah, we can go there if that's what you want.
That. Definitely sounds like a fantasy
Tavern name. I guess let's go if you're
looking for an adventure. Hey, this is where you go and
then we talk. I feel like we've had plenty
adventure. We are just adventurers.
We've killed so many people. We.
Hi. We're not adventures, that's
silly Dragons. So as you all pull up to this
bar, it's a, it's a very like rundown kind of building, but I
mean, like it's still like a lot of people coming in now.
It's like a hot spot still. So if you all walk in, you see
that there is all kinds of just different people all just
partying, have a good time. There's like a dance area and
there's like a bar area. So you want to do.
Let's just go up to the bar. So as you are at the bar, you
see this big man comes over. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Y'all ever been there before?
OK, OK, OK. All right, all right, all right.
So what are we having? What are you having?
What do you have? I've got everything that you got
to think of. Have you ever had a sun side
over the left side? That's what I've got.
I've got everything you can ever imagine.
Ever had a sunny drop on a midnight evening?
These are very similar. Names.
Yeah, I've heard of sunshine on a sandy beach.
Do. You just have like a beer on
tap. Yeah, What kind do you want?
Just just do you want the beer? Beer.
Deer. Yeah, the Deer beer, that's our
most known that from the Deer Brewery, the Elk boys.
There's no deer. In it, you know the Elk boys.
No. They were on the brewery.
Is there deer in it? No, it's beer.
It's deer beer. It's just the name of the beer.
The company's name is deer, and they make beer.
That's all I'm trying to tell you.
You want a deer beer from the Elk boys?
Sure. You trying to send us on a
quest? No, I might need some services.
Yes. Are you all happen to be looking
for a quest? Told you.
Are you all happen to be adventurers?
No, that's ridiculous. OK, sorry.
I won't. Then.
I won't mention anything. I won't mention any of these
quests that I have. I'm sorry.
OK, but you said you wanted a. Quest yeah, we're just going to
get hired for a job or anything. What a request That's that's
fantasy stuff. You asked for a quest.
I'm sorry, would you would you rather me give you these job
offers instead of this quests? Oh, OK, sorry.
Yeah, I'll get these. These are job offers.
Job offers. So I've got.
It's. Just a couple.
So I got a couple options for you.
I need to pick up a package from the Deer Beer Brewery and
brought back here. That's one, one job.
Or if you're all like a little strong, there's a little bandit
out in the woods who needs to be put down.
Third, there's a little creature out in the woods should've been
eating on people need it killed. These are your three options.
So man and a creature out in the woods that need to be killed.
Well, I'm not sure the man. I guess you don't have to.
Technically it's whatever you want to do.
It just need to be get rid of. But the grazer is about.
Yeah, Yeah. Or you could go to the Deer Beer
Brewery and get me a package. You.
Want to go kill some things? Or you want to go get a package.
I mean, I know you like killing. I don't love it, it's just I'm
really good at it and. If there's a man that needs to
be murdered, you can go assassinate.
I don't love the word. I think the verbage is bad.
If you all, if you go tour, if you do the deer beer brewery
guys, that's going to be over near the barn boys barns.
If you're wanting to go for the the creature in the woods, I'd
recommend going toward the old farm or fairgrounds.
And then there you could meet up with the cryptids.
That's their names and they can give you some information.
And that man out in the woods, I hear he's out by Cave Rave.
This evil? Rave cave, rave.
Yeah, Cave Hardy. You never met the Rave men.
They're like, they're basically like, imagine Cavemen, but
instead they rave. So they wear like, like, you
know, like long coughs and stuff, but it's like bright neon
lights and stuff on it. Yeah, they're the rave men, my
Cavemen, that kind of thing. And they live in the rave cave.
Yeah, it's just the land. I didn't come up with it.
I'm from the city so this is my first time out.
Here. Oh yeah.
So you ever just need to come on and get some information, you
come meet me. Usually I charge it, but you
guys are new town. I'll give you information for
free right now. Thank you.
Usually. That cost a gold piece.
I do accept money if that's what you're asking.
Oh, thank you. Thank you very finally for that
information. I will tell you since with that
dollar, I wouldn't be causing any uproar or any commotions
that are illegal because the marshals really trying to get on
with that, get all that out of these places.
So we're being asked to murder, but not murder.
Oh, that's fine. OK, that's fine.
That guy, he's a, he's a grandma.
Yeah, he's a criminal. The guy that you could kill or
not kill, whatever out there, he's a criminal.
Please stop saying criminal. He's a criminal.
That's all I'm telling you is that man's a criminal.
I wouldn't worry. You are good law abiding
citizens. No, you don't break a law.
The Marshalls not going to. Come on.
OK. Just just don't get on the
Marshalls bad side, that's all I'm saying.
OK. Well, anything else I.
Don't think. So, all right, Well, you need
me. You know where to find me.
Can I? Have one of those weird drink
titles. Which one?
Which the Sunnyside left side yesterday.
Or the left side? Or which one?
Or the Sunnyside on the beach? Or did you want the left on the
side? Wasn't there a midnight
sunshine? There was a midnight one as
well. Did you want the midnight one?
Yeah. Oh, you want the midnight one?
Yeah. OK, I can get you that one.
You see? He's like looking through his
bottles. He's got, like, 5000.
They're all, like, just labels or sons.
All right. OK.
This one right here. Thank you.
Yeah. That's your son, Ian.
Midnight Spirits is that? What I order, I don't care.
You see, he's just not even looking gay.
I'm not driving so it's OK. All right, guys.
Sure is not going to do me in. Aside, are you?
Kenneth's drunk. I'm going to have to drive.
You are. You are.
Oh well. Kenneth's going to get us in
trouble with the Marshall. I have a + 3 endurance.
There is just no way so. What mission do you all want to
go for? Or you can just forget the
missions and go somewhere else if you want do.
You want to do a job or you want to keep looking around?
We can do a job. All right, I want to just.
Do you want to murder? So if you wanted to go to a
certain locations, that also is a way if there's certain things
you want to see. So whatever you want to do.
What was new in Fairgrounds? The fairgrounds, that's the
creature so that there's a group called the cryptids at the
fairground. That's where you're supposed to
meet to get information. OK, that sounds important.
Fairgrounds at a group called the Cryptids.
OK. Do you want to do that or do you
want to do one of the others? What matter?
Me. I'm here for the adventure, wink
wink. The I was going to say the
bounty job is near The Cave rave if you want to see them.
And then there was the package which was with the barn boys
that area. So whatever you want to do.
So you want to go check out the crypt?
All right. We'll go there, just don't kill
us. So as you're.
Drunk. Literally not, Sarah.
I want you to roll me a flat D20.
Flat flat. 2. So as you're driving through the
town and you're heading to where the science of like old
fairgrounds stuff, you see some red and blue lights coming up
behind you all as you were leaving the bar.
Kenneth, Oh my. God, I don't know what.
I told us you're going to get us in trouble with the sheriff.
I told you you were drunk. So as you, as you're all
standing there, you see come from this cop guard, this really
tall, like lean skinny guy with a giant mustache keeps walking
out. Hey.
Yes. Roll down that window.
Roll. Roll all the way down.
Did I say speak? I said roll all the way down,
please. It's rolled down.
OK, Thank you. He's grabbing the hood and like,
kind of putting his face in a little.
You know why I pulled you over? No, not at all.
Yeah, no clue. Is it because we're new in town?
That's exactly right. OK, so you're just introducing
yourself? To it, that's all I'm doing and
trying to get a scope for y'all people.
What's your aunt's name? They call me Deputy do right
around these parts. You can call me deputy do right?
OK. Because I always do, right?
Is that your name or is that just what people call you?
This guy's a funny guy. His name.
He's a funny guy. Hilarious.
It is my name. My name, If you wanted to know,
Was David Doodlesmith. Do right, All right.
Is nobody going to laugh at that?
No. You're going to laugh at my
name, Doodle Smith, Do right? Is that funny?
I thought it was pretty sick. So they call me deputy Do right.
That's So. Does that answer your question
and your name? Kenneth Lamp.
What's that big guy's name? All right, OK, so where y'all
living at? Warehouse just.
Warehouse, we don't have to disclose that.
Information Oh yeah, just y'all bought the warehouse out of
town. I mean just visiting.
You're just visiting. I How come you you're just
saying that you bought a warehouse and you're saying
you're just visiting? I thought we were trying to be
on good. Work.
We are all good time. We don't share everything.
What is that? Huh?
What was that you say? I was a Fed?
I said you're a deputy, do right.
That's right, I am deputy Do right and thank you for
remembering, of course I'm. Blocked in.
Now we're all heading. Where are we heading the.
Fairgrounds, yes, fairgrounds all.
Be careful about those people out there.
What's up with them? Goofy, Goofy.
They're always calling us about business in town, saying there's
monsters and all kind of stuff. And I say fellas.
There ain't no mothy men out there.
There ain't no sassy squatches. Are you sure?
I don't know for a fact. Have you ever?
Seen one my grand pappy Donald do right killed every one of
those cryptids 100 years ago. Ain't a Cryptid left?
How sure of you are of this are you?
He had a cabin full of all of the taxidermies of them all.
Kill them all. I saw it for myself.
You know he didn't miss a few, you know.
You're saying Donald do, right? Missed a few, Donald.
Do right doesn't miss a few, but there's people reporting it.
What? There's people reporting it.
Just fake news, just fairy tales, That's all it is.
And I'm here to tell you good old Donald do right, Put him
down. OK, so if we find him, can I be
the deputy if you're wrong? That's not how it works.
Can I that's. Not it works.
Can I be the death? Are you saying that there
happens to be a Cryptid out there?
He died 100 years ago, Yeah. So if there's ever any new ones,
he couldn't have killed them. Yeah, which means he missed
them. No, because the world sometimes
will create with When the world taketh, You're following me.
No. Please explain in greater.
You're following. Please explain.
Basically what I'm saying is sometimes the Earth will make it
with it. If someone takes away something,
the Earth's got to bring it back in some way or somehow.
And I don't believe that. But if you were to somehow
provide me with that information, I would say that
must be true. So you're writing yourself out
of the hole. What do you mean?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, I guess we'll see you later.
We're. Going to all right, Well, I've
been deputy to do right and if you happen to see any
criminalies around, sit them my way.
We heard that there was a bandit somewhere in the woods near Cape
Ray. Yeah, I can't go that way.
Why ass off limits? I'm going to say I would do it
but but deputy do right is only inside of little Creek.
This is my area to watch so I don't leave Little Creek.
Is there somebody for that Cave Brave area?
Yeah. And he doesn't go after him.
I mean, I don't talk to him really.
We're not on good speaking terms.
I'd be on good speaking terms. You got a problem, you got a
problem. This person got a problem.
I'm I'm asking you, this person right here got a problem.
I'm not asking you, this person right here, they got a problem.
They're having some issues. All I'm saying is if there
happens to be more issues coming from that side of the truck,
that side of the truck, all I'm going to say is there's going to
be a couple headlights that are missing and there's going to be
a ticket. Hey, I'm just saying.
There's not going to be a ticket.
You see, he pulls out like his little Billy bullet like club.
I'm just saying there could be I could break this headlight right
here. We are.
We are leaving. Hey, go ahead, go ahead.
Where are you doing nothing? Go ahead, do it.
We're leaving, Deputy. What are you?
Doing I didn't do anything. Go ahead.
He grabs it. Boom, it's the headlight.
Of my car. Yeah, of your truck.
What else are you? Yeah.
Why don't you go check? Why don't you go check the
network? Why don't you go check the
network? Why don't you go check the?
Network here. See.
What he does, it has built in Wi-Fi.
As you're rolling it up, he's like, and I'm just, you see,
he's writing, no. No.
He grabs his note, but he's writing viciously, puts it
through the the through the glass.
Hey, hey, everyone's we're. Driving away, We're driving
away, it says have a good day. This is a ward can't trust.
Them. This is why we're criminals.
Don't say that in front of people.
The windows. Out they were driving away so
she's driving by deputy as he just let you all go with a
warning been. Completely avoidable.
My truck now has a smashed headline.
I don't, I do. I don't do well with authority.
Check out episode 1. Apparently not.
Yeah, that was really crazy. I don't do what you went.
Vicious. I did.
You reminded me of my dad.
I am mad. I'm sorry.
Deputy do right remind you of your dad.
Anyone that wants authority just kind of makes me mad.
I don't know why, just it gets under my skin.
Well, hopefully we don't need that.
You better. I don't know how I'm going to
fix your hand. I don't know if.
You're going. Alright, I'll figure it out.
That's good. Hopefully we don't run into that
Marshall guy then, because he's probably got a lot of power and
authority. Ridiculous.
You're going to have to shut. Off I'll walk away.
Please. So as you all are leaving town,
you're heading deeper into the woods and you see that there's
this old abandoned, it's like kind of looks like a circus,
like amusement park kind of just all tore down.
But you can see that there's like people made like little
houses and stuff out of like attractions and tents.
And you see like there is like a parking lot where there is a big
like door that is the entrance inside of the amusement park.
So there's like only one way in. There's a whole fence around it.
All. Right up to the door.
You want to knock on the door, do we?
Want to just go in? Hi, who goes there?
We're here for a job. What kind of job are you here
for? The guy at the at the bar said
that there was a monster out in the woods that needed to be
taken care of. There's many monsters in the
woods, yes. So you've come to do the job.
We were only told of 1 monster. Yes, but you've come to do a job
to kill a monster. I'm saying there's lots of
monsters, there's lots of jobs. Yes.
OK, what is your old name? Kenneth Blamp.
And Bull Moose. Those are your your real names.
What's that supposed? To be.
What's your name? Bigfootius.
Oh no, I'm just saying because we all.
I just didn't know if you all were part of the cryptids or
not. Because when you become the
cryptids, you have a new name. No, the Bull Moose.
He's not one. No.
OK, yeah, I can open the door.
He opens it up and you see this big guy wearing just like a
giant like, fur coat and everything all around.
Hey guys. Yeah, I'm Bigfooty Ish.
How tall is? He he's like this 5 foot 6.
Hey guys, so I'm Bigfoot. Yes, welcome to the cryptids.
Changed his voice of media. Yeah, because I used the
megaphone for the door to make me sound more deeper.
It's really cool. He's as he's leading up holding
it. I I got to use the stepping
stool. That's just all right.
Yeah, gosh. City was weird.
Yeah, yeah. Well, this is the old fatter
grounds, and welcome to the cryptids.
So the job. Yes, you would have to go meet
the mayor, and he will. Give you the job, the mayor of
your. Yes, the mayor of the old
fairgrounds. Where is.
You can find him in the light. He looks up.
There's just a giant lighthouse with just a light, just going
around in circles. I love just.
You may find him where you find the light.
Thank you. The light is meeting.
Alright, let's go the. Lights meeting at the top of the
light. Appreciate it.
Thank you. So he's in the light.
Thank. You.
You're welcome, and when you join the Cryptid you'll get a
cool epic name like me. It is cool and.
Epic to start the journey to be in your feet.
I would love to be in your shoes.
Just quit and rejoin. I might.
You see as he just looks on. So are you all going straight to
the lighthouse or do you want to check in?
Unless anybody looks interesting, there's a lot of
anybody. Particularly.
Sticking out like a sword though.
You see there's a guy sitting on a picnic bench eating a chili
dog and you see he's just covered in like Moss and like
wet stuff just all over him and he's got like seaweed hair.
Creature from the Black Lagoon? What is this so if?
You want to go talk to him? Be kidding.
Hey, where'd you get that chili dog?
It's just right around. They've got the chili dogs.
They're called the best chili dogs in town.
So is the town including Little Creek or is it just the?
Fairgrounds Fairgrounds the best It's the best chili dog you can
get at the fairgrounds. OK, is it the only chili dog we
can get at the fairgrounds? Yeah, I.
Figured OK. Yeah.
Why are you dressed like that friend?
What's your name? My name, of course, is Laguna.
Laguna, the Creature of the Black Lagoon, of course.
Laguna, though, is my cryptic name.
OK, Would you like to try my chili dog?
I don't think I might just get my own, but I.
Appreciate it. You could eat this half.
I have not taken a bite of this half.
Enjoy your Frank. Who's Frank?
You're a Wiener. He's.
Taken aback, it turns away from you.
What a weirdo. So you all see there's this
lighthouse and there's a chili dog stand if you all would like
to go. I'm going to.
Go check out the chili dogs while you guys go talk.
To. Anyone OK?
So as you all go to the lighthouse, there is this just
giant spiral stair that leads all the way up to the top.
Star Wars. Are you going to make it?
I'm pretty, I'm pretty Dex. I know you don't exercise so I'm
just making sure you be OK. Just because I don't.
Make sure you don't eat any more porridge, it's bad for your
bones. You're frail.
You won't last the winter. Even.
Yeah, I'm just kidding. I'm not not frail.
I don't know, it's kind of can it's.
You 2 waking up. Things Nah.
We. Don't do that.
So as you're all going up the Shire of Stairs, you all can see
at the very top where this light is going on.
There is something hanging from a rafter.
What is it? Is there a moth perhaps you see?
You see, what looks to be a person that could look like a
man or a moth is hanging down like a bat, just rocking back
and forth in the light, swaying with the light.
Hey, hey. What's going on?
How may I help you do? You need help getting down.
Are you offering or are you stating?
I'm offering. Yes, if you could just move my
knee a little, it's kind of stuck.
So you really just fall straight down.
Gosh, you're back. Oh yes, sorry, don't look at me,
my eyes fell. Don't look.
You see like a head is coming out of a cloak, is just trying
to put these things back on and then hides back in the cloak if
it's high miramoth mono. Let's go with all.
So you got a, you got a monster out there that needs haunted
down. Yes, monsters like me, but I am
the mayor of the monsters and it's wild.
Yes, there is a creature that is like me, a creature out, but
it's killing people. You don't have to pretend with
us, you know. Pretend.
I have never pretended once in my moth mono life.
We're not, we're not a part of the Cryptid.
So like you can be real. Yeah, especially if you're
burning up in that. I'm not burning up.
It's what? Why would you say that?
Does it look like I'm sweating? Am I sweating a lot?
Seems like damp like if you no it's just my my skin If you want
to drop the ACT for. Like 5 minutes you can man,
yeah. Yeah, he's he's coming on the
car. Just fall for it.
Thank you. OK.
Yeah, Yeah. Sorry.
My name's Mark. Nice to meet you guys.
Glad you are part of the cryptids because I don't think I
would have lived in there anymore.
Yeah, so don't tell anyone, please.
Well, obviously don't tell anyone because they're all like,
you know. They think that they're led by
the Mothman. Mothmano.
OK. I don't have that trademark.
Yeah. So there's like a creature.
I think it's like a mutated bear thing, like just eating people
outside. So you all want to take care of
that. How much money?
What does this usually go for for you guys?
You are, like, exterminated, right?
Like, you all do this sometimes. Yeah.
OK. So what?
What's a fair rate for for like this?
This bear monster? You're a rate for bear monster
toy. There is no Wi-Fi.
My thing has Wi-Fi Bill. Only for your camera though, not
for your phone. Can I make a tech check?
I will let you do a tech check. Yeah, I'll let you do a tech
check. Hey, you know, it's like you,
you can do one or the other and you're like, I'm not stopping
streaming. Fans on it.
So like what usually is the going rate?
Would you say $100,000 to kill a mutant bear?
That's. Low, I know.
OK, you got me. Can you go grab my checkbook
over there? And you see this?
Just giant, just cryptids are all over all his chicks.
Just little stickers. All right, Yeah.
So who do I make this out to it? Went under your bike.
You know Lamp, Gertrude. Lamp, Gertrude.
What's a fine name? All right, you.
So. Thanks, Mark.
Yeah, you're welcome. I wish my name was Wayne.
Up was. I just got Mark.
So you. Also have the top Bono.
I've got a crisp check here, so just go kill the thing and I'll
give you the money, OK? I'm just making sure it's how it
works. Yeah.
OK, go kill it. We'll be back.
Yeah. Last I heard it was around the
old merry go round. Oh, it's in.
Town, like outside of the town? Yeah, just right there.
I was like, it's just here. Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, yeah. We have to hide when it comes
out. Wait, so it is in town?
Yeah, just by the merry go round.
It's just, it's by the outskirts of town, but yeah, it's in town.
OK. Yeah, Yeah.
So we don't go to that area right now because.
Understandable. Well, is it like a certain time
of the day or? Well, let's just say Meggie
Ladoun doesn't have a body left anymore.
And. That doesn't tell us what time
of the day. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you
knew her. She always walks past the merry
go round at 227 AMAM. What time is it right now 1011?
Is the sun up? No.
All right, there we go. So we're just going to go.
Like if you want to crash here for like a few hours, I got like
some video games or something. If you want to hang out,
burnout. Too if.
You want burnout? I mean, I can like pirate it or
something. That's what I do here.
Sorry, I'm kind of we do illegal things here.
I hope you guys don't mind. I I just don't I don't pay for
like video games or movies and stuff.
We just like stream it. Sorry.
I also not. In the same.
Oh, OK. Yeah, OK.
I was going to say. Collab.
Yeah, if you ever want to pirate video games, I guess.
Yeah, I'll stream it right here so as you all hang out and play
a burnout too with him until 2:00 AM.
Does Woody Moose ever bring me my hot dog?
You see, as you are walking out of the lighthouse, Bull Moose is
just staring down to chili dogs like at. 2.
AM with hunger. What have you been doing for the
past few hours? Waiting on you to give you a
chili dog. You come up.
You told me I'm wait here and give you a chili dog.
I'm waiting here. No, I don't think we did.
We said we were going to the lighthouse, yeah.
You said grab a chili dog. I'll grab you a chili dog.
Didn't you come up? I just saw you were having a
meeting. You're part of the team.
Me. Yes.
I thought I just lived with you guys.
You work with us. We hired you like forever.
I wouldn't and check out. I'm not getting paid for this
anymore. So I just thought I was just a
friend at this point. I owned the business.
You don't own the besties. Oh gosh, I was trying to
overstep, but then you caught off Very caught on.
Whose voice is? This Terry can't do 15.
Voices in rowing, they all blend together.
Sorry guys, I just. Just my.
Voice. It was really, It was really
rash. Because.
You're very hungry. That's all I could think about.
Lamp. Can I eat your chili dog?
She see Dicks both. Oh.
Boy. OK, now Bull Moose is back and
healthy. I've died.
Oh. My God, let's we got to go kill.
What were we killing? Mutated.
Bear Yeah, we got to go kill that.
Oh, OK, so you. Got your shotgun?
Of course. Just don't fire and randomly
play now. Please.
Should I uncock the shotgun then?
No, it's OK. OK.
I'll hold the finger on the trigger though.
Do not. So as you all are approaching
the other side of town, you see that there is like an old merry
go round. What are you all doing?
Waiting unless there's places to hide I was going.
To say you all want to hide, you want to look for the creature.
Hide or look. Should we do a bait kind of
thing where one of us is like, Oh no, I'm so ready to be
attacked by a bear? I think we should just attack.
It and then the other people jump out and attack it, you
know? What I'm saying, I know what
you're saying, it just. We should have got trapped.
What helped? What helped?
So who's being bait? Well, isn't it obvious?
We'll all say it on three OK, who we think should be the bait
1. 2. Three, you didn't say I didn't.
You didn't say 1. I get lit.
You're the bait. Well, so you want us to hide in
the bushes? Or anywhere close by.
Sure. So as they are, there's just
bushes. Yeah, right.
Right next to him. So how are you being beat?
He said that she would walk right, Just walk replicate.
You here coming from the woods. Oh no, not me being vulnerable
and all alone. You still hear rumbles from the
woods. I'm tasty, I think.
Perfect to be eaten by bears if they're here.
Do you see nothing? Hey Chad, help me out.
What? What attracts a bear?
You see that person says draw a circle underneath you.
Or what if I stood on the merry go round?
You get a donation that says $100 sick.
It says the circle is the detractor.
It will not come around you now. Well.
Get out of the circle. Semicircle I grabbed the merry
go round and then try to spin it.
Are you trying to spin it? OK, so as as it's spinning, you
see like the head of something is like coming out of the bushes
and you're just seeing like eyes staring at you.
Oh no, me having fun by myself on this merry go round, not in
any danger at all. Ha ha ha ha ha then you just see
it just on you. I need you to give me a straight
saving through. Got a 17.
Is it athletics? Yeah, yeah, athletics.
Sorry, it's. Not great.
Natural one. OK, we'll let them get a a free
hit on. That's fair.
So it pounces on you and trying to bite down.
That is a 17. Yeah.
All right. You're going to take 11 damage
all. Right.
It's a good thing it was you. Go ahead.
And give me your initiative real quick.
Where was that the first time we had endurance to that?
Dex, what'd you get? A natural 20. 6.
All right, all right, so as the bear is on top of you is like
trying to the bite down. It is your turn so you can try
and get out of. It and feel like or if there's
anything. Else you'd like to do try to.
Attack it. I just look at your spells.
I get I smile. Let's hear.
OK, now I'll do that later. OK.
I never specified that I make potions, so I don't want to be
like. Oh, I have.
This. Alright, I'm gonna try to attack
it, so 20. T.
Something that's it 21. Yep.
OK, what's my team? I don't play this character
often. Oh, there it is D8.
I'm having a stroke. Is do you add your Oh, some
decks. OK, hey, bear with me.
Eight points a game. Play this character.
I don't. And then don't I get something
else can attack twice with blades 1D, four additional
damage. OK, That's what it is.
So it's 9/10/11. Nice.
That's probably going to miss. It's eight.
Yeah. No, no, I'm sorry.
OK, Kenneth, you're up. I'm next an initiative with A6.
Wow, who's got a one? What did the bear get?
3 I didn't give him a It should have been going to three.
I wrote a three and a one. Wow.
Wow. 26. 3. 2 + 6 damage second fire unnatural 20.
It's. Another. 6 damage all right
anything else? No all right so the bear is
going to try and chomp down on you.
That's natural 19 Imagine that's going to.
Hit 15 AC. That's eight damage and you see
the bear at like it's like Fer moves from its back and you see
like it like kind of spreads out and you see just like darts
coming out from its back heading it at you and Bull Moose.
So that's a 19. You're going to take 6 damage.
Bull Moose is not going to be hit.
All right, boom, Moose is going to run up with the shotgun.
Put it next. I'm under here.
Oh, sorry, you hold it too. So that's a miss.
Hey Bobo, you got to lock in. That's all.
I think the chili dogs are sitting right.
Oh God, Lamp. You're up.
You have this bear on you. So I have poison spray can I
like? Just.
Right in its nose. Yes.
OK, I have no idea how this works.
Do I roll the alchemy? Yes.
OK.
I don't remember the last time we did. 10. 10 Oh God, Nope.
Already. I.
Guess that's me done. I don't know that that count as
like an attack or is that just count as a full action?
That's just one of your attacks. I'll do another one, OK.
I'm gonna try to cut it then. Oh.
My God. I'm supposed to die here.
Just letting you all know, Kenneth.
That's another 26. Brief.
Five damage, and that is another unnatural 20 with 11 damage.
Very nice, you see the bears looking a little messed up.
A little not very messed. Up how far are you?
Awful. Anything else?
No. Alright, the bear is going to
bite down on you again. 17 you're going to take 9 damage.
Now I'm looking back. Then you see the darts shooting
back out again. First ones on Bull Moose.
That's going to hit him. He's going to take 12 damage.
Wow. All right, this one's coming to
you. That's natural. 17.
OK, you're going to take 11 damage.
Jesus. Yeah, you're rolling really high
in his damage. Bull Moose is going to come over
and I'm going to try and shoot him.
Again, I think I'm supposed to die here.
Yeah. Hey, Bull Moose.
I'm trying. I think I'm.
Supposed to die here. OK.
Hey, tell my dad I hate him. I will.
All right? Thank you.
Lay up. You're up.
Sorry. I didn't chug a potion.
While you're getting baldo. H Fuel, What's the cure?
Wounds, Yes. So that DAD.
Plus anything wisdom. You're alchemy.
Oh wow, yeah. OK, that knocked me back up to
24. Dang.
I wrote a 8 point ice. Dang, all right, Kenneth.
That's another unnatural plunning.
It's. Going to hit.
He don't man, that's 12. I have a plus.
Damage. 1212 damage and a 17. That's not going to hit.
It. Wow.
All right. Even with plus 10 Dang.
Is the bears turn going to bite down on you?
I'm glad I healed, hopefully I can survive it.
Do you have another punishment? I thought you can make 3.
Oh yeah, that's right, I have one more, assuming this doesn't
put me down. It's going to put you down.
I'm almost certain that's got to put you.
Down 17, rolled low on the damage.
It could have been really bad. You see shooting out of its back
again, misses on Bull Moose eleven.
No, OK, misses there. And we are over to Bull Moose.
He's going to shoot it. He does hit this time.
Let's see. All right.
He does 6 damage. All right, lamp.
It is starting to look really hurt.
What the? Hell, I'm trying.
I only got one more of these. Hey, rolled another hand.
There's so much caffeine in my body.
You're just shaking all right, Kenneth.
You can only do one cure wounds, can't do another action with it.
OK. Because your healing is so good.
Yeah, 1818 does not. Really.
You hit the threshold. Nope, didn't hit.
All right, the bears going to bite down.
Bull moves just throw them off. Of me 13 oh OK, it's firing out.
This is on bull moves. Natural 18.
It's going to hit you all right. You are going to take only 6
damage. Bull Moose is you're on it.
I'm trying just push up. You want me to push up?
Please, he's going to try and push him off.
That's he got a natural 1926. Let's see you see, he just
shoulder takes the bear off you and he goes flying against the
Berry Go round. Why?
Can't you just ask? I.
Would have done it, I just didn't know it's what you.
Wanted like a good shot, got it missing yeah, but I guess I
just. Really.
Get it? Well.
Now I know, now I know. Next time if you're being.
Mauled to get the thing off you Sorry.
Lay up here up. Oh.
You're going to try it? Oh, the second one hit, I think
yeah that's a 20 something. Yeah, that's gonna OK.
Oh Max damage yes 8 9. +6. 15 points of damage.
It had 14 health. So how do you put this bear
down? So this is like run over and I'm
like, I hate you. Just stab right through his
mouth. Good job, Lamp.
Don't talk to me, OK? Sorry.
I need an hour OK. I gave you my chili though.
You did you eat your dog? It tasted good.
Let's go get our Mama. Let's go get our money.
So as you're going back up there, you just hear, gosh, I
lost again. Oh, hey, guys, what's up?
Hey, jobs taken care of. Here's your check.
Crisp check. Thank you.
And if you guys want to stay in town, you can have a free stay
at the end. I'm very hurt and so are you.
I have so much caffeine in my body right now I.
Don't think you came. I just got a question for you.
What kind of room do you guys want?
What's your Cryptid? Is that up your alley?
Because I have no idea what he's talking.
About. No, not at all.
OK, me and Sarah, I have Curtis. OH.
OK, well, I can just put you in whatever room I guess.
OK. You feel free to stay as long as
you all want. No problems until people start
moving in and then we charge. But no one's coming anytime
soon, so you have room forever. Thank you it.
Also was not his voice so. What do you mean?
What are you doing? Hey, it's me, John Goblin.
No, I'm going through my brain. I can't remember any voices.
So. Mark sounded identical to Mark.
What? You want me to say he gave you
your money in a night stay? What else do you want?
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