Hello everyone, welcome back to 20 to 1.
New Haven Edition was forced and dragged to do this.
The door is locked. That's right.
Where we last left off, you know, Bull Moose had been hit by
a car on the Interstate, very damaged and hurt.
He was laid up in your old apartment that you all shared
together and he needed your meta.
He said medicine. He needs you all to go get it.
Sent you all to the tower, the tilted tower to go and get his
medicine. For whatever reason, you all
struggled the whole time to get it it.
Was yeah, it was. No reason at.
All it really wasn't. Yeah, I was going to say it just
kept. I was just waiting.
And then you took the loose pills and brought it back to
Bull Moose. It's.
So funny how hard that cracked you up.
Yeah, I cried. We.
Are back at the apartment. It's been about a couple weeks,
So what do you all think you're doing on your normal day?
Right now it's about 2:00 PM I'm trying.
To think what my schedule is. Wow, should have written down
the. Schedule.
I figure I'm probably just like sitting on the couch reading the
newspaper or something. I'd say maybe I'd be coming back
from the gym to go shower. OK, so you're coming back can?
Still afford a gym membership. Yeah, most stream pays me.
And it's an essential you have to.
I have to go to the gym otherwise I'll be lazy sitting
on the couch all day. Muscles atrophy.
Yeah, my muscles are atrophy. So as you're entering the
apartment, everything you see Bull Moose is like trying to
stretch his neck. He's like starting to get, you
know, better able to like move around at least both of you go
ahead and roll me a performance check.
I am 2. Did you get a?
Not one. No, I have a two and a zero in
charisma apparently. Oh, I got a 17.
Oh, that's crazy. You're not charismatic Smile.
I think I've made that. On purpose, I mean, probably.
I can't remember. You your phone goes off, you got
an e-mail. Does my phone get emails?
It's like you're on like you have to like Scroll down by
pressing the buttons OK to read it all and reply by pressing the
numbers 3 times to get a certain letter.
OK. What's it saying?
So as you open it up, it says, congratulations, you and your
team have been selected to be a part of the hit reality TV show,
not reality talk show Timmy Talon.
And it's at 8:00 PM and we will pay.
Hey, oh, we've been invited to be on a talk show and they're
going to pay us. Are you sure it's not a spam or
fake? I'm not sure.
You can either give me a like investigation or you could give
me a tech. Hold 00.
In both it's an 18. Which one's just investigating?
Yeah, it looks legit. It looks real.
You don't know why, or it doesn't make sense why you all
are asked to be on the talk show, but it seems real.
I I. Think it's real all?
Right. Is there a dress code I have to
wear a dress like? What's going on here?
Didn't say anything. OK, Well, usually emails you
respond back, don't just look at it and go, OK, this is all the
information I can get. Yeah.
That is all the information. Yeah, there's no.
One, I'll respond back and be like, OK, what's the address and
what is the dress code? They quickly respond back.
They say don't worry your rides covered, they will be at your
place at 7. Wear whatever you want.
I relayed that information. All right, cool.
So how are you all dressing to be on a talk show?
I. Mean I'm not pulling out the big
guns, but I'll pull up something nice.
Not going to show up in a formal evening gown?
Considered. I figure I have like a button
down shirt and slacks. Are you bringing bull moose or
are you leaving behind? Can he move?
Yeah. Is he OK?
He is damaged still, but if you all want him to go, he will go.
That's up to him, I guess. It's up to you all.
If he can't walk, he can move a little.
Is he in a wheelchair or? No, he can't get a wheelchair
into the apartment. You kidding me?
You're right, Why would I even think about that?
So you're leaving Bull Moose? You can't get around.
I don't think he should go. So you all you basically reply
back that's just going to be you 2 anything you want to do before
they arrive. Probably just load up my stuff.
I'm going to see if the shower works.
Shower. Until you roll lat D20. 11.
It works, but you're only getting like freezing cold
water. I was going to say the water
pressure is terrible. I'll be back, just walk to the
gym with a bag. That's why you have the
membership. It's just a shower.
All right, So you take it, you go back as you all are sitting
around like are you, are you all planning on bringing anything or
are you all just? My pistol.
You bring a weapon. What's happened on me?
I'm just asking you read your Cortana, OK?
All right, So you are waiting. And then you're you just see
like coming down from the sky. You see like this bright light
and it's like pulls up right down and it lands.
You see. It's like a flying limo and it's
placed right out front of your walls.
Please. That can't be for us, right?
Awesome. Hey Chat.
Look what we're in, are you? You're not even in it yet.
You're just outside, you're in your apartment through the glass
and you just see a car there. It's like we're getting in that.
Do you see the chat say? Get in it then.
Can I get there? Can you get there first before
streaming? Oh my gosh, why is the chat so?
Hostile tonight, Good. Tonight, really great.
No, we're all mad. Why we haven't seen Kenneth.
We need to get all of our frustration out.
He's right here. We hate you.
Kill yourself. This chat is going wild.
I'm not looking at it. Probably a was gonna say
Christmas check, but this probably AD 20.
I guess 14, you see that you got about 200 viewers right now and
they're all bashing Kenneth. Awesome.
You guys get $100 in donations. Yay.
All right, so as you all start walking down and walking out
front, you see a very large person.
And yeah, you can give me either a investigation or if you have
any other things that you would like to do. 19 investigation.
Why am I only ever going to rolling when I'm?
Kidding. So you all instantly clock that
That is not a person, It's like a synth.
So it is like the driver and they look like this is a high
tech security. One enter the limo.
OK. All.
Right. You turn off the phone.
You can't scream here. Why?
Because you're going to be on TV.
And why can't I benefit? From that, you're getting
exposure. So I can't double exposure.
Because it's not allowed. Where's the rules that say that?
And the rules. And he sees pretty gal paper.
Here you go. And it says specifically that.
All right, checks out. I have to do what I'm told.
I'm sorry. What's the name of the talk
Shit. Timmy Talon.
All right, chat. Check out Allen.
And you can look anyway, check out Timmy Talon.
Timmy Talon Timmy, I thought. You said Tim Allen.
Tim Allen Allen comes on after. And you'll get to see Kenneth.
What did you watch my? Oh, I was reading chat.
Oh, OK. All right.
Bye. Click.
So as you will get in, it looks like it's like about 12 feet
long in the center. There's like food on there.
Looks like you can just select what you want.
There's like drinks, whatever you want.
How do you think you are? What do you think you're eating
or drinking? I think I am sitting.
Patiently not touching anything. If it's there, I'm eating.
There's a full rotisserie chicken.
There. I'm not hungry.
So you see after you like took the chicken, so you see like as
like tube comes down and shoots this liquid and it starts to
form into another rotisserie chicken and then it looks
perfect like the one you're eating.
Oh. How's the chicken back there?
Delicious. Good.
You're eating tube food. Do you not eat tube poop?
I. Don't think I've had.
To. Decay.
I eat rice and beans. Decay rice and beans.
I would rather eat tube food. That's what I'm saying, They're
struggling. I want to go back to my
apartment. OK.
I'm sorry, I was bending. It's OK, I would not.
All right. So he's like pressing the
button, you see it slowly shuts. So you are zooming through the
city and like you're seeing like I'm y'all.
I imagine you maybe have been in a flying vehicle.
Yeah, I'd say you probably have. You definitely have.
Have not No, there's no shot. I think you're probably.
Like a gripping seat. So as you're going through, like
the lights keep shining on you. It does look beautiful as you're
going through and you pulls up right into this giant skyscraper
and like docks them to the side and then you see a ramp comes
pulling out as just a window opens in the skyscraper.
I hope we walk into a live studio autumn, the audience
already there. So as you all are walking, you
see there is a young young man is just frantically running
around with a clipboard. Hello.
What? What?
OK, who are you? Kenneth and Lyon.
OK, you're on next. All right, so talking points.
What are you going to be talking about?
I need to know What? What are we talking about?
I can write it down. He needs to know beforehand so
he can make his jokes. Yeah, he gave us.
I know he does that. But then you have to give him
questions because he's like, what?
What do I need to ask? Like that kind of thing.
You've never done this before? No.
Oh. My gosh, we just hire anyone
now? OK, so questions.
I don't know. What do you do for a living?
What kind of question? Don't worry about it.
I don't. Clearly I don't.
Watch. You haven't seen Timmy Talon.
If you're not streaming, I'm not watching.
It they do stream it on YouTube as well.
It's not. For like old people.
No, this is for actually the the big demographic that he gets is
between the ages of 20 and 78. That's a huge, it's a great.
That's why I'm saying this is a huge deal and you're like not
taking series. I didn't know this existed
until. Today, OK, it's just because
there's all kinds of media out right now, it doesn't mean that
he's not the top dog. I'm not saying he's not, I just
don't watch TV. What do you like a moist boy or
something? You like them?
I don't know what that is. OK, what?
That's our competition. You don't watch them either.
OK, I was going to say you. You look like him so that you'd
like him. So what?
I know, I know, we both have long hair, but.
All right, you're on in like. Two, you think I watched this?
You're. On in five, OK.
Walk in, you might never mind. We might what?
You'll find out if he walks away.
So he just practically runs off and you see, like, there's like
these little lights that are lighting up to like guide you.
You know what that means? OK.
So as you're following this, you're going through all kinds
of different hallways, just going on like Upstairs,
Downstairs, going around, and then you just see you're at a
spot. You can see that there's a giant
desk and two chairs. Looks like I said, is this where
we're guess that's where we're supposed to be?
I guess. There's going to be someone to
say, hey, go on now. Or they just do.
We just go. I would think somebody would.
Tell us. Yeah, right.
I don't know what's happening. So what are y'all doing?
Waiting I guess. You do see the lights start to
go forward and then they like kind of light up the set a
little. Is that telling us to go out
there? I.
Don't know. I don't speak Hollywood.
You would more than I. Do I scream be playing the?
Cars. Yeah.
Yeah, you do. So what's it going to be?
You waiting more or you just going on stage?
Where is everybody? You have not seen anyone.
I guess go out there right so. As you all are walking out and
as you're like stepping onto the stage, you see there's like
thousands and thousands of people all just silently
watching. Yeah.
It's not new for me. Going over to the chairs and
then you are like in a glass field sitting where your chairs
are. What is happening?
You see the guy at the clipboard?
What? What are we doing?
So then. And the crowd is going wild,
cheering and screaming. And you're like a drum roll and
you see there's just a giant band over on the side just
playing and jamming out. You see the the crowd is now
going wild. They were just all silent.
And you hear. Now increasing D1 and he only
Timmy Talon. And you see this guy running out
of full ceiling, Hey. Guys, what's up?
Hey. He's running around the crowd.
Hey, you got to shake your hand, but the needle hits the glass.
I put my hand down but. Alright, alright guys, quiet.
Is it just? Us in a glass bubble.
Yes, and then his desk is just not in it.
All right, So he goes over and sits down.
Today we got go and introduce yourselves.
Hi, I'm Liam. You're the crown.
Go woo, I'm. Kenneth Boo I didn't realize
this is how it was going. To go off the stern.
The e-mail was sent to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yes. You got an e-mail in those
courses. It was supposed to go to you.
Yeah, it was you. It was me.
Why is everybody doing? You because that's what.
You were here for because everyone hates you.
You want. To leave.
It's OK. Are you sure?
Yeah. I mean, we're going to get paid,
so like. You're getting paid for this of
course of. Course.
All right, so I got to ask you guys what do?
You do for a living and don't lie because I already know and
why. Would we tell you for the?
Audience. They don't know it's a talk
show. If they already know who I am
when they know what I do. No, they just hate you.
Why I think face. Oh, maybe attitude.
I don't know. OK, well I I used to work on
cars. I'm talking about currently.
I stream in Vogue. Something other than that.
I mean, we help people do odd jobs.
I wouldn't call them odd jobs. Then what would you call it,
Sir? I would call it.
He stands up. Criminals.
I disagree. Why?
Because I can't. Do you want me to show you
something? Audience, you're going to love
this Let's. Go to the board.
Hopefully doing a somersault. You see a TV screen just like
zooming down, and you see footage of Kenneth just shooting
people. Over and over, just murdering.
All these people and there is a lamp in the background doing a
flip off. It's like a zoom in like rock
high resident in the background. But it's showing all of your
executions and everything like it's like grown all the way
back. I'm trying not.
To watch it. Watch it because you did it.
The blood is on. Your hand.
Hey. Chat.
That was a sick flip. No, no.
You're on stream. I'm not streaming.
You're talking to the audience. Oh, don't come chat.
What? Hey, what do you call them?
My Timians. I'm not saying.
You don't like the Timian? How about I say, hey you?
Say it and then I'll say my next sentence.
Next part sentence. I don't follow but sure.
I'll say hey, hey, and then you say hey.
After that, hey my. My Timmy.
And ready. Yeah.
Hey. Hey.
My, my you say the next word. Word.
Timmy. I'm Timmy Talon.
Good job. That was a sick flu.
All right, so you're here because you're criminals and.
Yeah, you are. Legally criminals and.
Legally criminals. Because the police are here and
you see like, like. 4 police just walk over them.
No, they're criminals. I mean look at the foot.
He killed like 12 people at least just in that one day.
It was totally in self-defense. Was it?
I mean, it kind of looked like. Shooting at us.
Yeah, why were they shooting at you?
Because we were helping a man, yeah.
What are you helping the man with?
Get to the undercity? Yeah.
What were you doing for? Coffee, right?
Yeah, What kind of coffee? We don't know.
I don't. Know.
What's in it? We didn't.
Ask that, he said. Help me get there.
Well, it's clearly not coffee and you guys already tied.
Into the business. How would we know that?
Guys, you're coming at me wrong here.
This is like. There are criminals everywhere
and you're focused on us. If you would let me finish my
sentence, I was saying I'm not even saying it's a bad thing,
just you are criminals. You are legally criminals.
Yes you are. Don't shake your head.
That doesn't mean you're not the.
Older generation. I'm 21, very younger than me.
He reads the newspaper. I read the newspaper.
You're not you would nerd. Sorry, it's supposed to be.
Professional. I just got to take a moment.
Yeah. So the cops, they put you under
like you guys could be arrested technically.
Because you broke the law. Because we're not doing that.
Because instead of what you're doing is you're here to make
money. Because you owe billions to the
gangs of New Haven. Because I know all it's Timmy
Talon. Also isn't only one gang.
No, what there's like. 20 gigs No, though we owe money.
Oh yeah, you only owe money to 1:00.
But they all kind of just like, yeah, but then you know the
other ones. They they won't.
Like you either probably. I don't know.
I'm speaking for them at this point.
Are you a criminal? Yes, whoever.
So basically you want to make some money and I know what you
like to. Do say it with me on 312.
I don't know what we like. I dream.
We're all going to say it together what you all like to
do. OK, 1-2 kill people.
Oh, I don't love doing. That Oh, well, you're very good
at it because you shot like 30 people in the head on this
clock. It was really crazy.
Yeah, I think the one was even surrendering at one point.
I don't think that's not show the footage, it's gone.
It went by. I still have.
It so it's OK. Oh, it's OK.
Yeah, yeah. But you just didn't get that
angle. Oh, I.
Didn't I was recording the whole thing?
But yeah, but you weren't on that angle like my jet was.
Oh, really? Yeah.
You ever seen the Talon Mobile? No, I don't know you why.
Why don't I? Believe so.
Basically what I'm offering you is kill people for money and if
you die you don't get money. We'll just do what we're already
doing. Yeah, yeah.
But it's part of my hit new game show.
Cameron, come, if you follow me. And he he runs over and pulls up
a screen. So these two criminals are going
to be sent underground and they're going to have to fight
and kill people in a little bit of time.
And if they don't do it in enough time, they die.
What if we just went home? You you literally can't.
You signed a contract. I didn't sign.
We didn't sign anything. We emailed back.
That was part of the agreement. There was no contract.
There was look, oh, you signed it you so you start pulling up
your phone and you're like going through the e-mail and because
your phone is so old, it doesn't load half of it.
And when you click send, it said also agree.
Yeah, and that was legally binding for your cousin too.
We're criminals, who cares if it's legally behind you?
Yes, because, well, I'm telling. You right now, you're not going
to get out of this. You're going to have to do this.
Because you're in the glass bubble.
Once you're in the glass bubble, it doesn't open.
So who are we killing? Oh, people I've got from the
streets and then and I'm going to pay them if they kill you.
You want to hear the title? Oh.
God, well, I'm streaming close. Yeah, that's fine.
Fine. At this point I don't care.
I did it so it's Timmy Talons. Kill or be killed.
I'm. Supposed to be impressed I.
Guess the name of my show. I thought you'd like it.
It's not a great title. Why Timmy Talons kill or be
killed? It's a mouthful.
Kill or be killed. OK, yeah, but.
You don't have to. I mean, I imagine everyone will.
Just call that killer be killed. But Timmy Talon presents.
That's even more. Words.
Yeah, it's. OK, yeah, I'm not asking you.
I'm not asking you your opinions, criminals.
You're also made. On you it's it just hits the
glass. You're also a criminal.
I. Can't basically admit why are
you using derogatory? Well, I mean, because my fans.
Do you hear? They go wild screaming. 2
minutes your night. Oh my God.
Your days are numbered. Oh, I said.
Oh, oh, to what? That you're you're implying
you're going to kill me? I never.
Said that. I like that.
I respect that. I don't know what I did all.
Right. So.
Just sitting here have. Fun.
And you just see, you just start like an elevator is taking you
down and he's just a bubble waving at you.
So as you're going down, you're surrounded by like screens and
they all start playing like, like moving circles and stuff
that's off your mind. So go ahead and give me an
endurance check. 18. See, that does look really hard
to read. So you both are fine.
You're able to stabilize. So as you're going through, it's
just AI was like the John Wick, you know when he's walking out,
but there's like that big spiral TV and everything.
Yeah. And that all around, yeah, kind
of it's just going around and as you're lowering down, you see
that is just a dark, dark warehouse dropped, class moves
away. All right, let's do this.
Also going forward, no more accepting random emails just
because they say we get paid Kenneth.
I'm sorry. It's the chat going crazy.
They get there like Kenneth, why would you do that to Lamp?
I am a. Lamp is in danger because of
you, Kenneth. You see, Lamp lover sends a
message. I hope you make it out and only
you. Good, gory.
And that was $50, by the way. I got paid today baby.
I hope he was saying baby as in like just an exclamation, not a
baby towards you. The baby was toward my future
lover. I knew he was a creep.
That's rough.
I'll donate $100 if you blow a kiss at the camera for me.
How much pride do I have girl? The I love.
Also, like a whole studio audience is just watching you
while you're having this moment. Apparently not a lot because I
rolled about 11:00. I'm going to set the DC for
myself like 15. OK, so do you do it?
Yeah, I do that about Frost. Literally. $200.
I doubled for you, baby. Huh.
Not. Very proud.
I was kidding. You shouldn't be.
I'm not. You shouldn't have done it.
We need it. You said you use the money to go
to the gym. It's.
Like 20 bucks a month it's. OK, I didn't realize you were
putting this towards our debt. Thank you.
I thought you were just keeping it to use for your luxury.
Oh yeah, I think, I think lamp is said that that was going to I
think you've always like. Coffee and gentlemen.
Yeah, you have to have your essentials.
Go ahead and give me an investigation check real quick.
Both. There's the bad role.
OK, 6. For watching I'm Not Fine.
OK, 20. All right, so you see around you
all like the lights are turned off and then they start like
slowly lighting up throughout and it looks like there's like 3
people rushing from one side like with like bats and like
axes. And you see that there's like
two Gunners up top that are like aiming down on you all go and
roll initiative. So can we deduce that the
Gunners are party or they're just making sure we don't try to
leave? You don't know.
OK, what did you get? It's unnatural point.
They're in it. You can tell that they are going
to fire on you all. Annoying.
What is Initiative? Full stacks.
OK, I got 17. I got an 18.
Nice. All right.
What level are we? Three, you've.
Only been Level 3 we. Haven't leveled at all is.
It all right? OK, so tell me one last time. 18
and 17. You got 18, Kenneth.
You're up first, so you have the two snipers that are pursed on
top, and then you have three people with like melee weapons
running at you all. Right, I'm going to quick draw
and try to fire at the Gunners. The Gunners, OK, that's.
A. Good 26.
Definitely hits, yes. You're going to become killer
that they all think you are. 12 on the first fire.
Nice on. The first get.
Two shots. OK, that one's not going.
To hit you, Sure. Yeah, it was A7.
OK, not hidden, all right. Oh wait, no, it's a 10 because I
have a plus. 7 on the sniper, No.
Yeah, Lamp. You want me to fight these guys
charging us and you handle the range?
Preferably. Sick so there's three melee.
Guys that are there all right, I'm engaging all.
Right. So you're running at them.
Go ahead and do whatever attack or whatever you want to do.
Let's see, that's a that's a natural 18.
Is it close? Right.
Yeah, you're good. Don't worry.
What did you say? That Cortana's mainly?
Oh, it's right here. Sorry, who would have thought
that me writing out all of your stuff would have been helpful?
Very upset because I like to suffer.
It's going to be is 9 points of damage on the first hit.
Nice. Make a. 2nd on the same one.
Yeah, 17. That hits.
And 6. Nice wait.
You can attack twice it. Says 1D four additional damage
if I attack what blades? That's a blade.
It is. So is it 1D4 for two attacks or
per attack? Each one you can roll your D4
with OK. Two and a four and it says if we
roll A4 the target is now bleeding.
Did did he roll a four? Yeah.
Nice. OK, this one is bleeding.
All right. Yeah.
I can't. Cool abilities.
No clue what they were. I forgot.
It's been so long since. I don't think you've ever even
used that. No, not at all.
All right, so we're cutting over to the enemies.
We're going to do the melee. So the bleeding one, he's going
to have disadvantage. Thank goodness.
That's a 17 tilt. OK.
All right. So my season 15 not a bad job,
pretty easy to hit. What's your health, by the way?
24. 32, let me change that dice. All right?
You're only taking five damage. That's funny.
OK. Let me change that dice.
Right. The other melee ones are going
to attack you. That's a hit that's natural 19.
That's four damage and then that is a 12 and that doesn't hit
you. All right, The snipers are
firing at Kenneth, 16. That is my armor class.
OK. And a 19 and you're going to
take the snipers do more damage? That is 8 damage, yes.
All right, we're back up to Kenneth. 21.
It's he's still fine on the same one.
Yep. OK, 55 damage.
Yep. OK.
This one is barely alive 26. All.
Right, put this guy down. Yeah, I would assume I do
because it's 9 damage. Yeah, he is dead.
We told you you were a murderer. You're trying to kill me.
It's different, apparently. It's not these.
Guys were innocents off the street.
Innocents and. You're trying to kill me.
That's Timmy Talent talking from the top of the.
State And you don't think we're innocents off the streets?
No. Why?
You've executed people. And they haven't.
These people have it now. I don't even know if they've
even fired a. Gun So you kidnapped these
people and or you know you've made them.
You promised them money to do. This yeah, and they need it
really badly, so they are going to just.
Exploiting. Yeah.
You're exploiting people, yeah. And then if they die, you know,
technically that blood is on your hands.
No, it's not on my hands at all. It's part of the contract.
You don't get yours. Timmy Talon never gets what's
coming to him. All right, cutting over to Lamp.
I'll talk to the person about the cut.
I'm like, are you against? You're against your will.
No, I need your buddy. I'm sorry, you do know we're
supposed to fight till the death?
Yeah, yeah. And I plan on trying to kill
you, even though I like, I'm like bleeding out right now.
I got to try. Do you have a family?
No, I've got 17 adopted cats. Oh.
My. God, I just visited him at the
shelter. Wow, so you're lying.
No, I isn't spanning the truth. This.
Is probably gonna miss it's. 13 No hints These guys have lower
armor class than the snipers. Gosh.
What are you doing? We'll take it 'cause it landed
flat, but it's it's going to be a total.
Of four, yeah, exactly 4. I feel bad so can I just like
flip the blade around just in front?
Of this alright, so. One more attack, you go to the
next guy 14. 14 does it. It's going.
To be 6. And nice 7 total.
You could have been putting people down too.
You chose the nerf yourself. But then I wouldn't be dropped
kicking people off cars and. I think you still, wouldn't you?
Still alright, The sniper is honing in on you.
That's a natural 18. That's eight damage.
God. Down to 8.
The melee ones are attacking you. 16 hit it for damage, the
other one misses 4. OK.
Kenneth, you're up. You have any of those potions I.
Mean yes, you made the way you made one because it says I can
make 3 but I didn't specify. You didn't specify, but I'll say
you did because you haven't used them.
Yeah. I'm going to need a healing one
for sure. Did we say it was chief fuel?
Is that what we said? I think we sent.
You, your own brand and something, I don't remember what
it was. Fuel problem.
OK, I'm going to fire on because you are going to have to give it
to me right on your turn. Yeah.
To throw it to you. 20. That does.
He doesn't miss. 8. Nice.
You say that, but I do miss. That's 11.
Misses seldomly. I'm sorry.
I wasn't the one that said you're coming at me.
I don't know why. I wasn't.
Eating it. Towards you, What are you?
Talking about so I take it what? Lamp, what are you doing?
Kenneth, how low do you do with caffeine?
I mean, I have a coffee every morning so I guess fine.
He's never had key from caffeine like this.
Here you go. That was what is that bonus
action right now? So he gets all attacked.
Yeah, I'll attack this next person.
The one that stole, you've already hit.
Yeah, well, that's 18 on the nice 10.
It's exactly at that point that's.
Crazy. Like I'm like, do you have a
family? Yeah, I do.
Actually. I have a wife.
You ever heard of Hatsu Miku? I'm sorry.
Did you kill All right? I think.
It's Hatsu Miku, you. Don't know what that.
Is that's. Hatsune Miku.
Is that? The the blue pigtails, the
Vocaloid character. It's just that's the character
that a lot of people marry like, and it's a fictional character,
but real people marry that. Character.
Is she in a Fortnite? Yes, she.
Is I think, I think I know you're talking.
I think they yeah, just it's just a virtual.
Life. Peter generated voice, and then
this company Vocaloid made characters for those voices. 14.
They got some good songs. That misses.
So what's 9? All right, so they're riding
you. The sniper is locking in.
Kill or be killed. Then you see he fires straight
up in the air as it malfunctions.
That one. Yeah, it was that one.
All right, Kenneth. I'm going to drink that potion
all. Right.
What do I do for that? You're awake.
You are awake. Just.
Did it say? What?
Oh, it's a 1D4 plus your wisdom. OK, I get back 7 and I'm going
to fire on this man. It's an 18.
It's A7 all. Right.
And my second shot that hits, yeah.
Yeah, and another. 7 All right, he's dead.
Sees tired. Take another guy out.
All right, lay up. You've got this one person here
with an axe running at you. Are you here against your will?
No, I've got it. I got to make the money.
Why? I'm trying to make AD and D
YouTube channel I. Want to watch?
This. Yeah, you can be on it if.
You like I would love that. That sounds.
Like, I just got to make money. Hopefully, you know, it's it's
killing. We killed, but maybe we all make
it out of this. Maybe.
I don't think the game's going to be over unless we kill.
Them it's probably not going. To hit 1212 does not.
First attack that's going to hit us on after 17 6.
Nice. All right, he's going to swing
the ACT section. I think we would be really good
friends in another life, but I guess I got to swing 17.
You take 6 damage, Kenneth, you are up.
We can. Fire Autumn.
I don't have anything else. Do I have a crowbar?
No, that's one of my other characters.
I would say you have a melee but I think it's like a knife or
something. I don't have a + 7 to that I
have a + 4. Also try it's a 15.
With the knife, yeah, yeah, it's.
What is melee fur I got Give me one second.
Oh, OK, it's. I'd assume a nice knife would be
a little versatile looking. It's my guess.
Yeah, it's ADA plus an X. That was a good rule. 11.
He's very, very hurt. All right.
Oh, thank you. That's a great.
What are you doing He's not making?
It with the 3L it's like acts like I go and I'm like OK
remember to use the back and I'm going charge a date and it is
like a slick it's like. Through the heart.
Well, this is what death is like.
I'm so sorry. He grabs your face.
Promise me you'll make that YouTube channel.
A promise? What do I call it?
Wait, Don't leave you. What do I call it?
He falls back, he like he's acting as he's going to send and
it just collapses on the ground. Oh goodness, that was horrible.
You just see and you see a door open.
That was horrible. These were just people.
Yeah. You see AD 20 rolls out of his
pocket, your inventory as you all are you walking toward the
door. OK, so as you're walking toward
it, you hear and you see this like robotic man that looks like
kind of like a synth of what the driver was, but like all mangled
up and everything, which is like saws on his hands and
everything. I'm to die.
He's running that you all. I have 15 health.
I got 14. So OK.
With our combined totals. Hopefully we can get through.
This so I want you to give me investigation checks. 21 baby.
So you got 1 or 20? OK, so with your 15 you're
looking on the backboard and it shows that he's if you kill him,
he's worth $1,000,000 but the exit is behind him.
But you do have to get through it.
I don't think we have to kill him, but he's worth a million
so. Helpful.
We have to switch up our tactic if we want to do this.
What do you mean? Hit and runs.
Oh, I didn't know we were going to be doing this.
Otherwise I'd be more potions. You can use your turn to make.
I would say if you do a full action I'll let you make 2
potions. Does it just off looks?
Does it look like he has any range weapon or is it all just
bleeds? You have no clue, Sarah.
What did you? Rule 15.
You don't see any range weapons, but you imagine he's got
something range. You don't know what?
We don't do Kenneth. Yes.
Let's fight. All right, Kenneth, you're up.
Going to shoot for the head. Riot. 11.
No. Oh wait, no, that's 13.
Sorry, no, I did my math wrong. No.
OK, I did it. I did it 22 7.
Like apply. And then I want to move back.
I want to get as far back as I can.
Lamp what do you? Do is there any like places to
take cover or anything? It's pretty open, you can just
run away. But it's pretty.
Can it cover me Sprint away as far as again?
If you wanted, you can give me a stealth to see if you are out of
his vision. Oh yeah.
Good rolling. I got 24.
That hits. Oh sorry, your stealth.
Yes, sorry. So you're hiding and are using
your action. Yeah.
All right, so you make both those potions.
It's more powder than water, so good luck chugging.
This. It's going to be thin.
Yeah, All right. I'm working with what I got.
OK. You see like Cox's arm back and
points to you and the like blade is firing out at you and you see
another one coming out that is 18.
Yeah, you're taking. Five damage, Where is the other
one? I don't know.
He got on that. 1. Where?
All right. So I will give you a sneak at
that. All right.
So, Kenneth, you're up. 23 that hits 10, not 20.
Rules for this for this game? Same.
You roll the dice once. Yeah, it's the best way to do
it. The one I know you like, The
little one more. 15 Wow. Nice.
Take it. OK, You can hit a little bit, a
little, a little bit. Lamp all.
Right, so finish making these very gritty.
Potions, They're going to be like Sandy on air.
I will let you do one of two things.
When you use your action, you can either take advantage on him
or you can just roll flat and if you hit it'll be an automatic
crit since he has no clue where you are.
It's going to roll flat. I pulled a natural 19.
That hits some double damage. Roll that dice twice.
Bleed. OK, this oil was leaking.
There we go. That's a 13 and I rolled A4 on
the D4 so it takes the bleed damage or bleeding effect.
So what's the total? 13 yes, OK, I was trying to roll
the numbers. Were all yeah.
And then so that was, that was one attack, right?
Was that for something? Else that was your one test.
Splinted in, made the attack, and then I'm going to attack
again for my second attack. He.
He doesn't know where you are now, so you don't get it.
It's 22. It does it. 8 nine more points
of damage. Very good.
And then if I stood, that's not my bonus action for this round.
Yeah, OK, ow you toss it or yeah, you can take it.
Ow OOP Gray potion? EW, that's nasty.
Yeah, hey, this has a lot of caffeine, so please be careful
your heart. Your heart levels are spiking
already. You haven't even had the second.
Levels my heart. Rate.
Yes, we put it inside of your. Skull.
It was a part of the agreement. When did you happen?
Whoever eat the chicken is whoever's heart rate I'm.
Saying. Oh, Oh no, you can't even drink
anything or you'll die. Your base level is 120 all
right? It is the enemy and so there's
going to be 1 blade firing off at you.
That's a natural 17. That is 6 damage going to fire
the other one on lamp, that is a 12 that misses, right?
Kenneth Hero I. Think that potion?
Not great? Not great.
OK, Oh my God, I'm going to roll horribly during D&D.
So match 20. Yeah, stand it.
Have to be balanced, sound good. Though.
Oh. My God, 18 that's my first
attack. You won't crit again.
I got pretty. Close.
I got pretty close. That's a 24.
And it's what are you? What in this?
9. How could someone who sucks so
much hurt so much? All right, Lip, you're up.
Get up here. Take the other one literally.
It's doing something. Oh, there's a 15 it.
OK. What about 18?
Yes. Oh, it's going to be.
More bleeding, yes. 13 and more bleeding.
Oh, my oil. So he leads back, you see, he's
all like mangled up, but he's looking really bad off.
All right, you asked for the big gun.
The grenade that you all Dexterity saving Thrones.
Oh. Can't help you roll.
I did, not me. Awesome, that's going to hurt.
I got 7. I got 10.
Take 11 damage. That puts me down.
I have 3 points if we have no more potions.
You have one. Yeah, I'm holding the one.
Renee beats Kenneth. All right, Kenneth, roll me.
You're death Saving throw 2. It's a failure.
Yeah. Lamp, you're up.
Canada. Get up, I say very weekly, like
we're probably going to die. They go over to just disengage,
I guess, and over and over to Ken.
Port Portland grips. Down.
I'll still say that's a bonus action.
So, Kenneth, roll for your health back.
Please be good 6. All right, and you still have an
action. He is hurt, I don't know if you
can kill him, I don't know what your Max can be, but he does
still have. Both times, maybe.
All right. You.
Yes, you.
Suck. No.
And I go over a week, week and I'm like it's a 22 that hits.
Gosh. 55 damage. OK, And then another 20.
Two hits. Come on.
Nice 2. 3. 4-5 more points of damage.
How much? He had five hits.
That's crazy. 5 right there. Wow.
Awesome. And where's it going?
And you see Chad going crazy. Wow, Lamp just soloed that.
That was awesome. Too bad Kenneth died during the
battle and everyone's like. Oh, too bad, too good.
I. Just stand there like this.
You see like the chat screen shot I get like.
I'm laying on the ground like, pistol in hand.
And you see, like, everyone is like changing their, like,
profile pictures to like, Kenneth blooming out, just
zoomed in every picture. So zoom.
Yeah. So the doors right there,
Kenneth? Get up.
Weekly get up. We start trudging over to the
door. This has been Timmy Talon
Presents. Kill or be killed.
I'll be seeing you guys again. Bye.
You will. So as you all walk out, it's
like hobbling. It just got all up sucked.
You all see in your bank account you get 1,000,000 and $300,000.
Worth it. The limo opens up the same one.
Please do not get blood on my feet.
I got you. OK, thank you for trying.
I try it. I think it is just like.
Omeletted laying on. The seats and the limo takes you
right back up front of the apartment.
It's a good thing boldness did not come.
Yeah. This outfit is ruined.
Yeah, this was my one good shirt.
Or get out of here. You're in my limo.
Yeah, we're. All.
At this point. Thank you.
You again, no. So the limo goes off and that's
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