It's me, Lamp, your favorite daughter.
How are you calling me? Should have thought of that
before you dragged the family down.
You here inspection. And he's like trying to open the
door. Oh yeah.
So I recommend standing on the other side of the the walls.
What are you? Here for.
Oh, this is an inspection. You're getting abducted.
I think I know the correct way of going about this.
This is not the correct way. This is the right way.
Absolutely not. All my boss wants to do is offer
you a job, so and you're and. And here you are.
I didn't shoot you message. I can't today.
I don't know what the issue is. I'm just trying to, you know,
give you guys a cool, epic job. How close are?
We, oh, we've been here. We've just been sitting here
because I thought you had more questions.
All right, so it's 5:00 PM. What do you think you all are
doing? I'm.
Probably starting to fix my dinner.
What are you? You're in home.
That is the one prerequisite.
What are you doing inside of Kenneth's apartment?
Call my dad. Yeah, go ahead and call your
dad. Try it, say it like that.
So go ahead and I want you to go ahead and he did block you, so I
want you to give me a text. Check.
Give me a text check here it is 16 so it starts to ring.
Oh yes, this is reasonable to Speaking of the residents.
Hey Dad, it's me Lamp, your favorite.
Daughter, how are you calling me?
I love you too. I love you too.
But I thought you know, I when I said that you had to learn how
to do things on your own, I didn't think you would hack into
my phone and call me for money. That's crazy.
Just. Wanted to say hi.
Oh well, Hi, I won't give you money.
I wasn't calling to ask. OK, well, good.
What do you want to talk about? I wanted to see how everybody
was doing. Things are going fine in the
Golden District. Can I come visit soon?
I miss you guys. Should have thought of that
before you dragged the family down.
You here I'm. Going.
To go for a run. So as you're getting ready, you
know, you stretch, get ready to go to the door.
You hear one quick knock. Can someone's at the door?
Aren't you about to leave? Can't you get it?
You're. Hello.
Inspection and he's like trying to open the door.
I don't care. That's how he opens the door.
Flop. OK, easy.
He shuts the door and then he starts.
You see this guy, He looks like a giant, like mutant, like he's
been like radiated, but he's got like thin black hair.
They've gotten a tiny tight like ponytail, but there's not much
hair there. He's just going around with a
like a clipboard dressed as a mechanic, just looking around.
Ken, if I'm going for a run. No, you're not.
My dad, you suck. I'm sorry that wasn't fair to
you. You're right.
That wasn't fair to me. But I do suck.
Hey, you're welcome. I thought it would cheer you up.
I saw all the tears. I.
Was so close to taking a sip of my tea.
The running of the makeup. Oh yeah.
So I recommend standing on the other side of the the walls.
What are? You Beautiful for.
Oh, this is an inspection. You're getting abducted.
OK. Yeah.
Stand down by those walls there. It's going to be a whole lot
easier if you just do it. It's going to be a whole lot
easier. You're just going to.
I don't have the. Emotional strength for this
right now. That's just going to be way
easier. I don't know what to tell you.
I mean, we can do this. I don't need them, Toby, for
one, I don't need them. But two, there's more coming.
Hi. Guys, what's?
Up. Apparently we're being abducted.
Sad to deal with. This do you want me to try and
kill? Him, I don't care.
Kenneth, what do you think? He says there are others on the
way, however. I'm thinking we just kill him.
I'm turning on the chat. You can't kill me, all right?
You're going to be abducted. I'm meeting like you're
literally about to be phased out of the apartment.
Hey Chad, there's some lame in here trying to abduct.
Don't, don't, don't put Is this, is this live?
Yes, this is live. And you're putting my face on
camera. You're in my apartment.
You don't get a choice, OK? So suck it up.
I already told you that I do suck.
I know. And I'm not in the mood, so I'm
doing a bit right now. I need you to lock in OK.
OK, what are you trying to do? So you let me handle that, OK?
OK. So be quiet.
Hey, Chad. There's a lane in my apartment
right now. He's trying to duck.
Me and Kenneth say hi, Kenneth. Hello.
We're supposed to just sit here while you're talking?
He's he just. So we're probably going to end
up having to fight and kill this guy.
So you're in for a treat. Now you can speak.
Thank you. So you're going to abduct us?
No, my bosses. But you're working for your
boss, so you're helping to abduct us.
Yes No, you're supposed to stand against the wall because I'm
trying not to destroy your apartment.
I. Don't think it's going to get
any worse than. That that's what I was thinking,
but I'm still trying to be nice. Why are we being abducted?
For a mission, they want to hire you, Why didn't?
You. Let's just sing.
Why would you not just say we're here to hire you for a job?
There's too many talking, too many words.
No, I go to every I go, I do. This is my job.
I go into apartments and I do this.
I don't tell me how to do this. I think I figured out the
correct way. I think I know the correct way
of going about this. This is not the correct way.
This is the right way. All my boss wants to do is offer
you a job. So and you're and, and here you
are messing with me and all he's trying to do is offer your job
and I'm trying to be a nice guy and not have your apartment be
ripped to shreds when the teleporter pulls your bodies out
of this room. You could have just sent an
e-mail. We can't.
It's illegal. We're all criminals.
Who cares? Not all of us, jerk.
You're abducting us. I'm not abducting you.
I'm an inspector. Look.
And he shows a blank paper. Can't see that.
Yeah. Thank you.
I'm. Not in the mood.
OK. He pulls out another, another
full blank paper. Here in this.
I got like 6 million to do this. All I'm telling you is put this
watch on and you're going to be abducted, because apparently
abducted is bad. You're going to be here.
I'll say it better. You're going to be picked up.
You just say we're being hired for a job.
Well, that's too many steps. I don't do steps.
I'm going to kill this man. So if you put it basically it's
it's basically just put a Fitbit on your on your wrist.
That's it. I already.
Have one. Yeah.
But I mean, I guess that one would work that does technically
work. Do you have?
One, no, I don't have a Fitbit. Do you have your Fitbit program
to the Universal Connector? I have it connected to my my
heart rate. It might kill you, but that's
fine. All right, so you put this
Fitbit on. Is the big guy coming or what?
Almost. You OK after getting destroyed
by a truck? Yeah, my body and my bones
reformed together. You want to go on another
adventure? Yes, nuts and bolts are keeping
my skin and bones together. He puts the again.
Bull Moose is this giant hulking man with a very high pitched
voice. His giant arms has put like 2
fitbits around. All right, guys, we ready to go.
Sure. All right, if the apartment's
ruined, I tried. I want you guys to roll me AD
20s flat, actually. Give me with your tech.
Give me with your tech with it 21/7.
Basically as the teleport comes, you basically see like a flying
like limo kind of just comes parallel to the window and
instead of you all like coming out and just getting into it,
you just see like next to you and bull boost like turn into
like pixels and like all go into like into a teleport, especially
how you teleport and then you're standing there with your 7.
So they go straight into the limo.
Your pixels smash through the side of the wall.
Roe V. Just a flat D20.
I want to see how much damage this does. 8.
You go through, smash through the stove, it goes flying
through, busting out the window. Yeah, the stove goes flying
through the window and there's this hole in the wall and then
you're pulled into the limo stove.
It's making Mac and cheese. Didn't even work.
Yeah, one of them men. One burner and you had to cook
everything for twice as long in the oven.
You all see on the other end, you see he looks like he's about
26 and he's wearing a full, like kind of tux bow tie.
It's got like a giant like scarf, but it's an animal.
It's a dead animal just completely around him.
And he's got like an eye patch and he's sitting there.
Hello, hello. I would like to tell you that I
am quite a fan of your work. I saw you on the big telly, of
course. On Timmy Talon.
On Timmy Talon, of course, and you're the Rampage.
I saw the gore. It was truly.
Fascinating. This man is 26.
Yes, I am 26 years old. Roll me.
You can give me a investigation check. 7 for me.
I just keep going up 9. You all don't know exactly, but
it feels off. His look doesn't match the
voice. Well, there's some.
It was rather amusing to watch you all just tear apart those
bystanders. It was awesome.
What do you want? Well, what I want is what I
think you all need is I want to hire someone and you need people
to hire you. So here we are.
What are we being hired for? It's just a simple package
pickup. Never done a little simple
package pick up and. Then we've done a simple drop
off that wasn't very simple. Well, it's a package pick up and
drop off. You ever done that?
I'm kind. Of just over men today,
although. Would you rather do something
else? I mean, I do have this very
extreme mission that I don't know if you all, you all would
be interested. I don't think you all would be
interested in that. It's just it's rather it's worth
500 million. That's crazy.
How much is the package? The package is worth $1000.
Sounds good to me. All right, so you'll take the
package. That's fine.
I don't want to speak.
What does the 500 million entail?
Oh, you wouldn't happen to be interested in the $500 million
contract? That is very extreme.
No, you too, I think you. Can you just tell us what, oh
what does this entail? Oh well, basically it's I need
you to take something from the most important person in town.
Who? I don't want to say because the
less you know, the better. You're going to arrive in a
location and I need you to infiltrate and I need you to
collect a drive for me, and that drive is very important.
Well, we do run the risk of whatever this important person
is finding out that we did it. And on top of having what we
already got going on, we can also add that to our.
Yeah, but like, don't get caught.
That's what your job is. What do you think?
You don't have to take the job. I mean I can go find my services
elsewhere, but I just thought with some people who owe a lot
of money might need some of that.
What are you thinking and? Get my apartment.
Back, OK. Sure.
Oh, splendid. Of course.
Splendid. Yes.
So you're going to go, it's a corporation.
You're going to go infiltrate, you're going to find the drive.
Once you're out of the building, he gives you like a little pager
and it looks like old, old, like it's old technology.
So like mine. Yes.
Oh, you own that one. You use this on the regular
basis. Yes.
You really do need the money, all right.
I don't even know what that means.
I did, child. Don't worry child. 21.
Gosh, children. Yeah, you're barely older than
than her. What are you talking?
About Oh, sorry, I forget. Yeah, we're.
I'm five years older. Sorry, yeah, that's crazy that
all. Oh, we're so close in age.
So anyways, man. Is million years.
Old I need you all to do this and that's it.
Simple And then you trigger the pager and then the limo will
come abduct you. I.
Prefer not to be abducted. It will abduct you.
That's what I call it to my abductor mobile.
What if we just got in it? It's a.
Possible. It's literally an possible.
Door. Right now it does not open.
Try it. In the mood today.
I'm just trying to, you know, I just thought you'd like to, you
know, you're questioning me. I'm trying to give you answers,
child. Stop calling.
Me, a child. Sorry, here.
Oh yeah, so we'll take you there.
So the use drive pass and it's like zooming and you see all the
like windows get like completely blacked out so you can't tell
where you're going. If you have any questions for
me, I'd do it now. You're going to be that soon.
Do it now. I've got a few Bahama Mamas on.
Check in with Chat. Hey Chat, I'm struggling today
but I'm going to try. I want you to roll be a
performance with disadvantage because you're not in the right
headspace today. 10. You get about $20.00 of
donations, but they're all in a different currency.
What? Because they're making it harder
for you to to transfer it over. Yeah, it's a call to that.
Yeah. But you just.
No, you don't worry, That's different currency.
They're making you go through hoops is all you need to do.
Yes, they're donating. It's all been.
Yeah, it's all been.
Don't worry, George, Don't worry.
It's all, it's all been. You guys OK?
So anyways this guy on. YouTube Who?
Sucks. Yeah.
So anyways, yeah, so that's have anything for me before I drop
you off. What you need to drive for do.
You want me to lie or tell the truth, OK.
It's very important because it has someone's mind in it, and I
want to reawaken that mind. I can't tell you, I cannot tell
you, but all you need to know is it's something that needs to be
reawakened. So after you get this, no more
contact for me right? No, only contact for me.
You only work for me now. That's how this works.
That wasn't. Party.
Agreement. No, you all are.
Don't want to work for the richest man in town forever.
Yeah, Not forever. No, not really.
OK. Like how long?
Like 20,000 years? No 20,000 years.
I was thinking this one job. I was thinking.
That too. Oh well then I'll have to cut
your pay. That also wasn't part of the
agreement. Yeah.
If you don't want it for me forever, then I guess you can.
I guess I'll give you half. So 200 million or you?
Give us all the money and we don't go tell whomever we're
robbing, Yeah. You are the reason.
Who are you robbing? Hey, we'll find out when we get
in there, yeah. I don't have to drop you off
just. Go home now.
We don't have to do this job. Yeah.
Do you want to do the job or not?
You don't have to do the job. I can drop you off all as we
don't have to do this extreme, extreme contract that I had so
epically planned out for you all.
How about this? We just do this job.
We get you what you need, you pay us our money, and then in
the future we kind of work just as contractors and then we
choose if we want to work the job.
Yes, but OK, How about can I make one condition?
Depends on what it is. What is it?
Is it that will only take jobs from you now?
It wasn't going to be exactly that, but like, will you
occasionally at least pick up the phone when I call to offer a
job? Yes.
I. Can do that, pick up the phone.
And talk. We won't agree to the job.
You don't have to agree to the job, but you have to talk.
Talk like, talk like to me. Are you just lonely?
No. Are you sure?
You just seem kind of lonely. You seem like an old man.
Sorry, that was me and me. You've been insinuating that
you're old this whole time. Me.
Yes, I'm the peak of youth. Look at my skin.
Does it look like it's 700 years old?
That was only only specific numbers.
Are you 700? No.
Hey Chad, how old do you think this guy is?
12 I'm not talking. I can't do this.
Today, the chat is filled with six sevens.
That's their spot you're getting.
That's all I'm telling you. Taran didn't do it.
That's your cat. Your cat is doing that.
Taran didn't do that. My nephew is.
Obsessed with it. I don't even know.
No one says. I don't even think there is, but
I regard this. So we're old.
Yeah, Yeah, you're all way older.
Than not, I can't today. I don't know what the issue is.
I'm just trying to, you know, I'll give you guys a cool, epic
job. How close are we to?
This place, oh, we've been here. We've just been sitting here
because I thought you had more questions.
We got here like I instantly, it's the it's the fastest
vehicle you're going to be teleported.
Can I try to open the door? Open the door.
What would that role be? Just give.
Me flat three the doesn't open 15 the door is unlocked but it's
you pull in. I told you, impossible to walk
out. We jump out.
You just go through, you're diving through, jumping off.
I want you guys to give me a acrobatics check because you are
jumping out of a flying vehicle. 19. 10.
So you jump out and you're like do like a back flip out.
Yeah. And then you just like, I'm trip
out. And then as you are like, like
getting around the land, you see no moose plummeting down.
It looks like a meteor's about to strike.
And in the pavement makes a little mark, hey.
Guys, are your bones broken again?
Don't worry, the nails kept them together but they're powder now.
Baby just rises up. OK, guys, I'm ready to go.
So now you all are in this back alleyway in between basically 2
skyscrapers. Kenneth, I'm going to cry.
No, I'm sorry. I'm so sad I didn't tell you
what happened earlier, but my dad is so mean.
Yeah, he's always been pretty mean.
He told me I was a failure. That's.
Harsh. Thanks I.
Don't think you're a failure. Me either, you got a blog.
You have a lot of fans. Actually, yeah.
How many is watching Romy 2 D 20s?
26 Yummy only before watching. OK, you're just having an off
day. It's fine.
So you all are right next to this building and this is a very
secure high tech building is about to the side.
I guess this is the place. So you can either walk in if you
want to try and sneak in. You want to try to find a secret
way in. There's a main entrance what I
want to do. Is what time of day is it?
Is it right? Time it's about at this point
it'd be about 7:00 PM, but at the But you would imagine the
whole world never really. Nothing has a closing hour in
this world. Can we deduce like what kind of
like, you know what I'm trying to say, what kind of business or
whatever? You can give me investigation
checks to see because nothing it's I will tell you there's no
sign that says what anything is. I.
Got a nine? 13 You can tell that it looks
like this is some kind of media Corp corporation.
You don't know exactly what, but it just seems like there's some
kind of media involved. I probably wouldn't know.
I'm having a terrible day. So what's the game plan guys?
What? How are we doing this do?
We just want to go in. Yeah.
So as people walk in, you see a synth man is standing there.
Hello, welcome. Hello.
Hi. Hi, welcome.
I. I.
Hello. I welcome Hello.
Hi I'm not answering anymore where are?
We What's this? What is this?
This is the Media Corporation of all things.
OK. The corporation of all things.
Yes, we are the. Corporation that handles media
and all things all media. Yeah, like.
Think of. Things such as.
Media, it's everywhere and we are there.
So think of movies, TV, video games.
You think it, we've done it, so you make.
Them or own them or or just in some of them all.
Of the above. And none of the above if you
really think about things. So I'm.
An independent media maker. Welcome.
Thank you. How can I get my strings blow
up? Oh.
We don't you bought here. I'm asking for I'm asking for
genuine market. Oh, have you tried being
interesting? I don't.
Know how to speak other than correct.
If you tried being interesting, try finding maybe a new scenery
or new friends. Please always come.
Back to me. You what I.
Answered. I can't.
I'm so sad. That sucks.
What are we doing again? Why are we?
You know, I don't know. I mean.
I'm just waiting to hear. Are we able?
To just walk around, check out the place.
What do you want to check? Out.
I don't know. Go for like a tour or something,
just I don't care. OK then look I guess.
We're going to go walk around, so you walk past.
The synth card, there is a central elevator room or you can
go over to try and talk to other people.
There's people that are just kind of like walking around.
There's like desk set up. Do you want to talk to?
Anyone. I don't want to talk to anybody.
Just wanted cry get it? OK then.
Let's I guess. Just start walking.
Let's just walk somewhere. Go to the close to the top.
OK? If we're taking out an important
person, I figured you'd be close to the top.
You're probably right. Do you wanna hit the elevator?
I guess. OK, so.
And you see the elevator open. Hello, welcome.
Back elevator ride. I am everything in this
building. I see all and no all.
OK, top floor. OK.
And the As You're Like Rising, it's playing the worst elevator
music you can imagine. And you arrive top.
Floor, you see, it is like a penthouse.
Here you are. That's pretty cool.
Wow. Yeah, it's at the top of.
The building. Are we allowed to just?
Walk around it, are you? That's what we're asking you.
Oh, you got the. Information on this?
Place, yes, but it is funny to. Mess with that one, yes, I don't
care. Do whatever you want.
It's your world. Is it?
No, no. No, it's not so, but it's wrong
with this place, New Haven. Is a wild area, man, New Haven
is crazy. We got.
I got to move. Yeah, I got to get out of here.
So as you open. And you can get off the elevator
if you want to hide it again somewhere else.
Or you can stay where the penthouse is and check out, see
if there's anything there. Guess we could look around.
That's a good just so give me. Investigation checks see.
I think my dice rolls are suitable.
For how she spent on a day I got. 8I.
Got 20. So as you're walking through,
you basically like Spidey since it's like triggered and I know
exactly where. The entire layout.
While you're up there, you realize that this is.
The most important? Person's building.
It is true, this person runs the whole city.
They own pretty much the entirety of New Haven, but you
only know them as the Moist. The moist.
I don't know. You don't know any other.
No. No other.
Names. Nope.
Just the voice. The voice You haven't.
That's the only. Name you've heard?
This person come by, I think I. May take it on a job that we
should not have. This is the moist penthouse.
Like. Most of the city.
Definitely. Richer than the other guy, Yeah.
You do notice. With the Nat 20, if you notice
that behind the bed is a secret server room it feels like.
You can lift up the. Mattress and it will trigger a
door that opens. Isn't that 20?
I don't know. There's going to be a little.
Bit more involved, yeah thanks Game Master.
Yeah, you're. Welcome.
Appreciate the mystery. That's what there.
What more do you want from me? There's no one.
Here you don't see anyone. Inside of the room, OK.
Feels like a trap. Well, the the synth.
Did say he sees everything so that he's hooked up to the
cameras. How do we go about?
There. Maybe we could get the elevator
and ask him to take us to like the Yeah, I.
Think it was. Shot.
OK, so you go back to the elevator.
Hello, welcome. Bye.
Hey, hey. We'd like to see what's
happening with the security room.
I'll take it all. Right.
All right, hop on in, you go down.
Two floors. Is moist here?
What? Never mind.
He isn't here right now, are you?
So nervous. I'm not nervous.
I. Can't be nervous synthetic.
I did. Get nervous you're.
You're very clearly never been nervous.
I will see you guys. Welcome to the security room and
he said. Pressing all the buttons so.
Doors open and you're in the screen.
I think we got to, we got. To cut him off from the rest of
the system quick. OK, so you're in.
This security room, there's surveillance cameras everywhere
and there's just one, looks like basically just a tiny laptop.
It's just connected to it all. You're the tech whiz.
It's just. Feels too.
Easy. Does it not feel too easy to use
it? Absolutely.
Does something's off 01? 100%.
Into a bull. Moose, what do you?
How do you feel? Oh, A. 100% this feels way.
Too easy and how much money are we earning for this?
Something's not right, yeah. How much?
Money do you guys? Remember 500 million. 500
million to go in and just. Unblog a laptop.
A laptop? Something's not right, no.
What if? The moist tiredness to do this
job. And he was the old.
Man. In the limo what?
If we just went. Home.
What if? What?
If I'm already. In an awful mood.
I want to go home so bad. I've been fighting back tears
since this morning. Kenneth, I'm.
Not. OK, I don't really want to
steal. From basically the the president
here is. The most?
Powerful person here and weird I have 8 viewers.
So what are you guys doing? I mean, you're inside the
security room. You all in Bull Moose goodness.
You all can do. Whatever, but I have left it
open enough to if you all feel like this is a bad idea, you can
leave. I think it is a horrible idea.
But man is it funny you want to leave.
I think it's a bad idea. I think it's a bad OK.
Start heading out I. Guess OK, so the.
Elevator opens up alone. Hi.
Hi, what? Is wrong with you.
Nothing. Are you ready to?
Go home. Yes, stop listening.
To this. Oh, sorry, I didn't.
Hear any conversations like how too easy this was get in and
then he presses the. Button the terrible elevator
music comes back on at the first floor opens right up thank you
so I. I'm sorry that we came in kind
of hostile. It feels don't mean anything by
it just. It's only the most.
Important persons building don't.
We didn't. Even.
Really know what we were getting into, Yes?
Yep. I'm so sad.
I can tell I. Feel like there's still more
tears coming older. Oh yeah, yeah.
Do you want? Did you?
I don't trust you. It's.
It's it's grease. OK, I tried.
Well, I'm sorry. That's fine, I don't care.
You are very. Nervous, I will.
See you guys bye. Don't ask about the moist.
You don't. Understand what's going on.
So are you all just leaving and heading home?
Hey, Chad, we're going. To have to take an L on this
one. We should probably find that
man, right? He was right outside, wasn't he?
What man? The 26 year old.
He was still in the vehicle. He said if when you're all's
mission was done, hit him with the pager and then come back and
pick you all up, hit him with. The pager.
Can you text? On that thing.
Not really. I was going to say, they're not
really, no. What is the point in this?
Device. Tell it somebody.
Know that they have a message for you caller.
Identification. All modern phones have it.
Kenneth, what are you doing, LAMP?
Lamp Kenneth's poor, yeah. I think you remember my
apartment. Yeah, but.
Most normal like everyday phones have that.
Even like the flip phones have caller identification kind of
can't afford. That it's like. 50 dollars.
How did you afford the pager? Was it just sort of second hand?
It was passed down family, So what are we doing?
We're raging, the man. What do you think?
So. You page and you will get zipped
up into the flying limousine. Yes, I'll take the drive now.
We don't have to drive. We're not.
Doing this what? Your whole mission was to get
the drive. We're not doing this mission.
Why? What part?
Why is it? Too hard, yes.
You left out the part where this.
Is the most important person in the city.
It was not too hard. I made.
It sure I hacked the systems and everything.
All I had to do is go in. You left that part out.
I figured everything out. Just go.
In and get the drive. That's all I'm asking you all.
You have to do the other job. We don't want to do this job.
This is. Too much, you need to hire.
Like a very more professional team, yes.
Why don't I make it a little bit more?
Clear, here it comes. I want you to go in there, get
the drive and what relation do you have?
With him? Do I need to?
Have one You're tossing away $500 million because you all
think it's too hard to walk in and grab a drive.
Why don't you do it? There 'cause I.
Can't. That's the whole point is I'm
the one that's not allowed in or my crew.
Why? Because they'll know it was me.
Yeah, I think. They'll know it was you if it
gets stolen either way. Who else wants this?
Everyone. Who else has the money?
To do it. Anyone you if they.
Try. They can succeed and you can
succeed. Let's go, team.
All right. I mean, fine, whatever.
I guess I won't frame you guys. It's fine.
Go do the pickup job. That's fine.
Literally I'll just find someone just fine.
I thought you all would be stupid.
All right. Do we even want to do this pick?
Up job, I want to go home. I think I'm done with this man
You suck. You're not even going to do my.
Other job My other cool epic job that I planned for you guys, you
suck if you're. Literally just trying to get us
imprisoned. No, I'm not trying to get you in
prison. I'm just.
Trying to get you to take the heat, no. $500 million is worth
the. Heat just take us home.
And fix can of stove, I'm not fixing a.
Stove. It's funny that it's broke.
It's funny that you can't even eat anymore.
I mean, I eat fine. Well, I guess what are?
You eating at the. Local coffee shop that I go to.
You're. Eating.
Every meal there I can't eat in your apartment.
Everything is rotten. You just realized.
That lamp has been going out to eat for every meal.
Yes. Didn't think lamp got it said
that a long time ago. I don't think for every.
Meal, you had said that that you were just gone all the time.
Well, just lamp refused. Every meal I think that was
given and you were. Bringing stuff home I would
bring something to cook, but. For the most part, no I'm not.
It all turns to ash. What it?
Instantly. Disintegrates.
Literally was just. Having noodles and they were
moldy they. Were dry noodles.
They're not moldy, moldy, dry. Noodles, Kenneth, you're so lost
in this. Can I give you guys?
$100,000 to kill someone right now, is it you?
No. Well, who and.
Why each other No 5? 100 million to kill the.
Other one take us home. I hate poor people.
No fun. Then why?
Did you try to hire us because I wanted you to?
Take the fall and you're not taking the fall, but here will
you? I'll give you $5000 to go kill
that guy in your apartment. Bull News No.
Mechanic that. Works for you?
Oh absolutely, I'd do. That I'd do that for 5000.
Can I record it? I'm all I don't care, all right?
That's cool. So you all arrived.
Back to the house and five buckaroos right here.
If you don't go murder that man, he said 5000, didn't he?
That's what I said. So where's the 5000?
Not 5 buckaroos. 5000 called Buckaroos.
Thousands. No, they're not completely.
Just. I'm about to kill this man for.
Free. You can't kill me.
It's. Impossible.
My post won't allow. It I don't think he knows who
you are. If you want to talk a big game
big Boy, then do something about it, Big boy.
You're actually. Making a big boy, but you're
nothing but a puny little punk. My Bahama Mamas are.
On So if you're not going to do my jobs or kill for me, then I
guess get out, OK? OK.
Oh. You all get teleported back into
the apartment, and you see the guy at the clipboard there.
All right. And then you all just go right
back against the wall. All right?
Fair enough. Yeah.
Good job. You do it.
Can you leave? No.
I don't care. Shuts.
The door, so that was. A lot.
So why did? We do any of.
This I don't know. It was.
Good, until we had to rob the
most important person here. I want you.
To roll me a. Which one?
Both. Both.
Either. Tech.
Investigation or insight? 13/8. 13.
For what? Inside.
You feel like there are eyes. All over you well.
I've got a giant. Hole in my wall.
So yeah, not coming from outside.
We're going to have to tear this place apart.
And that's where we're going to. End this session.
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