Hello everyone, welcome back to 20 to one with the screaming of
a cat. I am your dungeon master,
Terran. Who are you take?
It away. It's been a while, professional.
DND Channel. Yeah, take it away, Jordan.
Plastic, Jordan. There we go, something and Sarah
playing Wanderer. Already said mine.
It's true. Taylor's people.
So we had last left off. There was this giant epic gala,
huge, great little season finale there.
Go back and check that out. Or basically we all had went in
to invade the gala where you all got the third key from Auburn.
Some hijinks went on. There's a lot of stuff that
happened. Skip that cutting 2 at the
castle where you all had went to see the chest to unlock the
three keys. Callan was there invisible
watching you all had to do his game of finding who was in the
trunk. So as you all were had decided
really early on who it was and then debated an hour and then
went back to the one that we had decided.
It was in fact John Goblin inside but he didn't give you a
hint to help you out. And it was the head of Clover
who had been assisting you all. A scary woman with chains showed
up and took you all into hell where you all were surrounded by
Imps and demons all just staring at you all laughing.
So as you are standing there, ash falling from the skies and
still you see this orange and red lightning flashing in and
out. You see the woman with all the
chains. She goes over and grabs Quill,
takes Quill through a different portal and walks out.
So you are left here, the four of you all.
As you see all of these demons and Imps surrounding you, you
see one big demon come over. Giant giant belly in a big kind
of imagine like old Baron kind of outfit.
Full reddish skin like looks like a straight up teeth fling
comes over to you all. Well, what do we got here?
I mean usually when I come over I expect you to say your names.
What's your names? I'm people.
OK. Glow.
Water. Plastic.
All right, well, you 4, I'm not going to even pretend to learn
your names because you're probably going to die.
It's just a movie. So what you're going to do is
you're going to load up in the back of that carriage and we're
going to take you to the next spot.
And I'm going to tell you, apparently you all didn't make
any friends with the people up talk.
So Reaper says I can do whatever I want.
So I don't. Have to take any of you, or I
could take all of you. So I recommend that you
cooperate and put on a little bit of a talent show, I might
say later on to see you think I'm going to not cooperate, Am
I? Was I interrupting something?
No. All right, so.
Did you buy? US.
Like what is this? So basically you're auditioning
to be part of my crew. What if we don't want to do
that? That's perfectly fine.
We can kill you on the spot and send you to the Reaper.
What does your crew do? Bad stuff.
It is pretty sick. And you hear the it's like,
yeah. We're pretty cool.
All right, so get in the back of the carriage.
Now do you all follow it? So as you all load in, you are
in a sealed carriage. You see the shut and you can
kind of see like little pieces of like light through the
boards, you know, just like with little cracks and creeps.
Are we still shackled? Together.
Yes, you are still shackled together, basically like a
prisoner line, you know, with the chains.
So you're all in a straight line inside of the carriage and you
feel movement going on. What all are you doing?
Say wow, this is to remind you guys like the very first time we
met. I still have that.
Yes, but a little different. It's a bit hotter, right?
It's a lot weirder, that's for sure.
So what's the? Game.
Plan, would you say about a note?
What are you talking about? You guys didn't get the notes
from that? That weird gobbling, known
weird. No man at the very.
Start of this Oh no, I I think I dropped mine because whenever I
got mine and I like shoved it in my boss's face that I was like
I'm going away and then I think I dropped it.
Oh, start mine. Oh, it's not important.
So what are you all doing as this cart is going straight
forward? I just got to keep going past
that. Go ahead that that was just a
weird call back I was not ready for.
But all right, so you all can try and do perception checks or
something to look throughout the outside if you all want to try
and mess with your chains or anything like that.
It is completely up to you all. Or you can just sit there and
wait. Is there my slide on in one?
When I. We got here.
I. Noticed something off in the.
Distance. I didn't tell you all that we
were being watched. Could you see them?
No, not really at all. I'm assuming it was a man just
based off the the way it was built.
And then they had a hat. That was the one thing I could.
Make out OK what? Kind of hat, I don't know.
Like ominous presence or? Cowboy hadn't.
Sense. Anything but he just was
staring. Like a Knight's helmet.
A clue I don't know if. You can tell he has a hat.
You think you know the? Paper.
Can't make out the hat. I just know it's a hat.
It was on his head. Probably a baseball camp of some
sort. I didn't realize this would be
your fixation, but I'm going to be.
I'm going to make my perception check.
That's perfectly fine. Oh goodness.
No. It's.
Not. Everybody else make things.
No, you're going to check on these chains.
OK. What did you get?
Right. So as you're you're looking, are
you like moving your body at all?
Are you trying to see from where you are just whatever angles I
can make Because you said because you can like there's
like a creeping hole if you want to look.
Yeah. OK.
So as you look through, you said 1312.
So you don't see a whole lot, but you see that there is like a
dust, a cloud kind of falling like you are making good pace
and you do see flickers of like looks like ember and flame every
now and then. That's it.
I got a 12 investigation to look around the cart.
Like inside. So as you look through the cart,
you really don't see that there's anything left.
It looks like they make sure that there's nothing inside
there. It's literally is just you all
and your chains in there. No marks left on the like wood
or anything. You can see like people have
like twiddled and stuff like had made like little, like you suck,
like I was here. It's like that kind of stuff all
throughout. But it's nothing that seems like
important, yeah. I got a 17 arcana check on the
chains. On the chains.
So as you you look through it, you do get a sense that there is
more to these chains. It feels like as if you tried to
manipulate with the hellcats that are screaming you.
If you feel like if you tried to actually like forcibly bust it,
that it would cause damage to everyone attached.
So. Don't mess with your chains.
Oh, OK. I wrote a 17 for.
I don't, I don't know if it'd be investigation for seeing if
there's a weak spot in the chains, but.
A weak spot in the chains. You can see it looks like.
Let me see who's it looks like. Actually yours has a in the
divot that connects you to Wanderer.
Looks like you could split the chain in half.
You said not to mess with the chain.
Yeah, there's like some, it's like got magic stuff and if we
try to break them it would probably.
'Cause like there's a weak spot between me and one.
See I don't I didn't look for the weaks.
It just has magic. I don't have a weak spot with
determine that or not. I'd say probably not.
Let's say the chains are magic. That weak spot, if it breaks, it
will probably still hurt us. That's what I was thinking.
OK, well, that's fine. Trying to figure out what you're
saying. Whatever.
Is there anything else that you all want to try with the cool
stuff? Anything else I don't want to
try? Or are you just sitting and
waiting till you get there? I'm just accepting it.
I mean, can I roll on his head? On the chains, yeah.
Sure. So you can bust it?
What the hell? You have no clue.
Do you think that that maybe these chains might have touched
something? Magic, maybe, I don't know,
Maybe wondrous magic is touching it.
You don't know, said. There was magic on it, but I
don't see anything on it. Look again.
I'll tell you a word for it. So as the cart keeps going, you
feel like a sudden. Halt.
And you hear like a of a giant wooden door opening up to a
Fort. You see the back door open and
you see that same demon there. All right, hop up and you guys
are going to go take your steps next to the spot that doesn't
have 6. Feet.
Dug. So as you all walk in, you see
this entire Fort is filled with six feet dug graves and fresh
ground paved over some of them. Some are still pits, but you see
that there's random open pits of land.
What are you all doing? Taking our spots.
OK, so as you all go to your spots, you see they shut the
gate and you have the demon there and there's a few Imps
around them. So when I said this was going to
be like a talent show, it's an audition for your lives.
So make sure you put some enthusiasm to it because I love
a good show. So you're going to dig a six
feet grave. If I like you and I like your
enthusiasm, maybe you could stick around.
If I don't like it, put you down, fill up that grave.
If souls going to the Reaper, does that seem pretty fair?
Does the Reaper? Run.
This place. This place.
No. This.
Place like, all of it. He used to talk dog and town if
that's what you're asking. We go talk to him.
What? Can we go talk to him?
What did you say? Am I not good enough for you?
Can we go talk to him? That's a strike.
He's. That's a strike.
I don't even want to look at your face.
That's a strike. That's a strike.
If you couldn't hear me. Got it.
How? Much I determined.
What do you want me to say? That's what I.
Thought and you want to try fine.
I mean, it's up to you, but I really only like it if you're
really enthusiastic about it, so.
You want to be enthusiastic about possibly.
Oh did I mention your timer starts now and you start to
pocket watch and you just hear the so we're going to go into
order. How are you going to dig this
grave? What are you going to do?
Is there shovels? There are shovels there's just
straight up shovels everywhere yes.
If you have special abilities or something that you want to do,
you can do it. I.
Have a really funny idea what I don't want to do.
No. Walking over and.
I grab 2 Shoals. OK.
Is there any like rope or anything around?
You can ask him for rope I'm sure.
Can I have some rope? Oh, sure.
How much rope do you want? I just need enough.
To tidy together. Like a foot?
Sure, there you go. Set.
Time together and make a makeshift course.
And then I just got to start digging.
And then like, I'm using it like, like, what's it called?
Are you spinning around? Yeah, like, I know that was
picking up speed. I want you to give me either an
attack roll or I'll give you a performance with advantage.
I'll have to take the attack roll.
OK. You do see all the amps jaws
drop at the idea tack roll. That's going to be a proficiency
bonus, yes. OK, that's going to be a 22.
So you just start. Yeah, as like the dirt is like
flying perfectly. Out of that thing where it
doesn't even look. Like it's really contiguous.
I'm just still face that's. What we're going to be, guys.
All right, Wander, what are you doing?
I don't really have any magic to really do that unless I cast
chill punch because it it is a ghostly hand.
Could ask it. I don't think it would work to
dig, so I guess I'm just going to go with.
Give me our contract. I'll let you try.
You're not asking. To do that 1 So no, Yeah.
So I guess I'm just going to go grab a shovel and Dave.
OK, I will let you either do a Dexterity or Strength.
Well my dex is way better so. So just normal dex?
Yep, it's going to be an unnatural 20.
OK, so yeah, so you see like a ghost hand, like appear for a
second and instantly fizzle off. Then you go over and start
getting really quick as you hear the time, we're like going up
more and more. We're going over now to clue
what are you doing? I'm.
Going to go into a rage. Nice.
And I'm going to attempt to just with my bare arms, just like,
scoop up as much dirt as I possibly can.
I like OK. And then just like throw it
behind me and see like how few scoops.
But I'm also going to do it as I sing to the tune of Don't Fear
the Fear the Reaper by Being. So-called.
This bar group saying that? Yeah, I haven't met them.
Yeah, I've got it. Yeah.
I'm feeling this original piece you've been cooking up
somewhere. It's really well thought out.
So I want you can either do a sleight of hand with advantage
or I'll let you do a strength with advantage.
That's because you're aging. Yeah, I'm gonna do a little
strength, OK, probably. One of us has to fail.
I just wonder. Who It's gonna.
Be it's gonna be. Me so it's +3 21.
Nice. So as you're you're scooping
through, you're just taking your your whole body like you're
saying and just scooping it all around and pulling it back and
getting dirt and Everything Everywhere as you're throwing
it. I want you to roll me a flat
D20. It's.
Going into. Somebody else's.
Smart 12. People, before you start you
notice clue got 3 scoops off before realizing that he was
throwing dirt on top of yours. So before you're even starting
yours is already. It's higher up, I just want
some. Clarification.
You're doing great. You're doing great.
You did say throw it everywhere and you didn't say specifically.
That's fair, but she's over here going.
It's going behind me -2 you say anywhere.
So that's why I was like that Sounds like I thought you did,
but maybe not. But regardless, it's a slight
disadvantage. Just nothing.
It's. Yeah, it's just a more of just a
joke. You can't throw things anywhere.
Yeah, people know. People knows.
You got to be careful with what you said.
So people, what are you doing? I'll say, hey, you're kind of
messing up my. Old.
Oh my bad. And then I do it right.
Next, you perfectly aim it. Are.
There other people also doing no it's just you 4.
Oh. OK.
Yeah, it's just you. Four, I was going to throw in
some random. What do you do?
There are other empty ones, right?
Yeah, OK, I'm going to throw out another empty.
One. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I go, I go, I go pick up two shovels.
I'll take one of them and I'll kind of bounce off the ground,
make it do a spin, slip behind me, catches and I put the other
one on my head and I try to balance it as I'm like, digging
as quick as I can. I want you to give.
Me. This is very wacky.
I want you to give me either a Dexterity roll flat, or you can
give me a performance with disadvantage.
No, a performance flat. I'll let you a flat.
There's a both flat. Yeah.
AD CS only. 5. Yeah, it's only five.
Yeah, that's 100% fourteen. So.
Oh, it's flat. With your dex or with your yeah.
Oh not saying with advantage disadvantage.
So you can add your Prisma or Dexterity modifier.
How much your proficient? No, no.
It shouldn't just your decks if you're doing decks or if your
performance is high. So 19.
All right, So yeah, you're doing it pretty well.
It is like, I mean, you are like struggling because this is, I
imagine the first time you've ever done this, right?
Yeah, OK, sure. So you're struggling, but you
are able to like kind of keep it, but you're not digging very
fast. So you are balanced.
It does look cool. I want everyone to give me
perception or investigation with disadvantage I got. 15.
I got an 18 investigation. 9/16 a lot of numbers, so you're too
big. You're trying to aim where your
dirts go. So as you all are digging, you
notice as you're like mid doing this, you see that the demon
starts sweating profusely and his face kind of drops.
And you notice that like a few of the amps like just run to the
door and they're like running out.
So Jordan, plastic is up. What are you doing?
I'm locked in. So go ahead and give me another
roll for you. Yeah, that's fine. 18, 18.
OK, so as you're going again, seamless, but every now there's
a little hiccup, just a little bit where you can see through
it, wonder what are you doing? I guess if I see all of these
Imps running, I'm going to try and look and see what they're
running from. Can I do that?
You can give me this would be flat this time if you're paying
attention. So whatever role you're wanting
to make. So if you wanted like perception
to see where they're going or if you're wanting.
I want to see what they're running from.
Yeah, perception investigation. That'd be a 16 investigation.
So you don't see that they're running from anything?
It looks like they're running to something that's on the other
side of the the Fort, on the outside walls.
It sounds like they're screaming of other Imps out there.
So it sounds like the guards that were out there are dealing
with something You don't know. What Clue.
What are you doing? Well, I don't notice.
You don't notice it? Yeah.
I'm just going to keep digging with my arms. 18.
OK, Yep. So so you're going through Yep,
throwing it straight into another one, filling it up and
people, what are you doing? I'm.
Going to look at where there are relative, well actually can I
roll to see how many people are like how many guards are around
us? Give me investigation he did on
chains, right? You consider that cough or not.
Are we? You're in a straight line.
I know. But if we were no there, there's
enough leeway for you to have, well, you know, like the
prisoner like that. It was really close to being
flat. That's my only thing.
Yeah. It probably would have been
considered cocked. But.
It was it was very like it was it.
Was so close to. Being flat, give me a number or
re roll. 21. OK OK, so as you're looking at
the numbers, when you're remembering coming in there look
like there's like 3 that were posted out there.
You can hear screams as well. So you imagine those three are
probably really messed up right now.
And you see that there's two more heading out, and that
leaves the demon by himself in the Fort and he's just stone
faced staring at the door. Hey guys, I believe the other
guards are hey fell for saying just got a little bit slower.
I believe all the guards are gone and the only dude we got to
deal with is this big. All you hear is of the timer and
you just hear as you see these 4 doors fly open, mist and dust
starts to fill everything up. And would you guys give me
perception or investigation checks?
1320 K. Would you get 4K?
Sarah doesn't know the same thing.
Under you as dust and everything in the eyes.
Still digging YouTube noticed that they're 20.
Don't worry, you'll see more. I'll shut up.
Let me cook. We have a shirt at work that
says let him cook. Oh.
Gosh. It's a rock.
So you all notice that there is a silhouette of what seems to be
a person riding a horse and you can just see like flame kind of
showing up every now and then. You see that you kind of just
focus in perfectly kind of through the dust.
You see a flaming full on fire horse walking in huge, like big
big looks like a Clydesdale, like a big horse.
And on top of it you see a cowboy with a cowboy hat riding
it. You see he rides in steps off of
his horse. You see an object being thrown
to the demon. You see it hit the floor rolling
threw him a crossbow and just stands there staring at each
other and he points to it and looking at the demon.
So do you see the demon shaking his face getting pale as he
grabs the crossbow and you see the the pocket watch is still
and right as the time the you know like the like ping goes off
of the watch. You hear the crack of Thunder
but no lightning and you see right before the demon could
even lift up the crossbow you see the Cowboys there with the
revolver which none of you all have ever seen.
This giant metal machine just fired right off at the demon.
You see the demon just falls back with a bullet right in his
head. See this cowboy just slowly walk
over to you all? Hey you guys name sticks if
y'all need some help. I think I saw you earlier.
Oh yeah, I was. Following you guys back there on
my, my horse, Clyde. That's Clyde, by the way.
Sick. Yeah, it's Clyde.
Are we going to pretend that that wasn't the coolest thing
anyway? What are we talking about?
Yeah, what was that contraption you got in your hand?
This thing, how did you? What is it?
It's kind of a complicated thing, but this is what I call.
It's called the DK Know what the DK stands for?
It shoots Thunder. It does shoot Thunder Devil
killer. I was gonna say demon.
Killer. You said demon killer too.
I mean, I do kill demons. That's kind of what I do.
How does it fire Thunder? How does it?
I don't really know. Just the devil or herself gave
it to me as a curse. So it's just the thing that
happened, you know, No big deal. So if y'all don't mind here I've
got my EC pulls out this giant knife.
Don't worry it's it might sting a little bit but don't worry.
And you see stabs into like your chains and pulls it and it just
snaps right off and he goes over to everyone else.
The chains are magic. How did you do that without
hurting us? There's bad boys magic too,
that's why you always compare. Been here long enough, I know
some of their tricks. Usually though by the time I get
here folks are often dead. So I got here quicker a little
bit. So have y'all ever been to hell?
No. First time kind of figured we
need to walk and talk because the longer we stay near dead
things, more things come. Finished digging our holes.
No, we got to go. We got to go.
Can I look around and see who had more the most Doug I?
Just. Like look for my.
Own way roll the YouTube just a flat D20 between I'm just saying
I didn't roll harder both you did I'll give you yeah, I'll
give you with the D4 roll with the D4.
All I'm saying I. Roll.
Pretty well. Wait, not 20 or D20 and AD 4?
Just you just D20 plastic just rolled out. 9. 8.
With your D4. So here's a slightly more just a
little bit tiny, more like a couple more dirt pieces.
I don't even mention it. I just look around.
I'm. Like disagree with this but it's
OK. Does I've rolled out twice.
That's all I'm saying. I look over.
And I say, hey, it was a. Do you all know what a cowboy
hat is? And have you ever seen a cowboy
hat before? No What?
Are you? Talking about a fit like that
before. Can I see if I can get the
crossbow? Is it still laying?
There, really you can just take it.
OK, I took that for one of those amps.
It's probably not the best, but sure, take it.
I mean any weapons better? Well, you all have your
backpacks on. Did you all notice that that has
your ingrade? It looks like they're very nice.
It's ingrained and embroidered your all's names.
I imagine because you're plastic, right?
Wanderer clue. People, we didn't have
backpacks. No, they kept it with you all
like they said. Huh?
Tear it as the DM is saying that King Callen gave you all your
stuff in these backpacks and said you're going to have it
when you get to hell. I already deleted.
All. Mine, I don't know.
Why you have everything said that he took all of our stuff
and put it in a bag and gave it back to you that the body was
going to give it to. US.
I will say I also thought we had.
Nothing, he said. I'm going to hold all your
stuff. Hey, I listened to this on the
way up. Hold on all your stuff, all I am
saying. And then the dimensional rift
happened and we walked through and then it closed after we said
words. There was no mentioning of us
getting our stuff back. If you don't want your stuff,
you don't have to delete it. I want it.
OK, You don't have it. Hey, hey, that quarter staff of
shuffles you can keep? I was gonna.
Ask Yeah, yes, you all have your stuff still.
I'm committed to the big. Why?
Would he have bags embroidered for us?
He's insane. He's how many times have to tell
everyone King Callen is not a sane man?
Have I ever, ever implied that King Callen was saying was ever
doing it? That he's legit?
Would that was a nice thing he was doing.
Why? No reason he does no reason tell
everyone he's crazy. Can we get back to the cowboy?
I have so many questions. You all have your stuff.
We got a walk and talk, guys. Or these things are going to
show up. I don't have to tell you sorry.
You're breaking our brains right now.
I didn't mean to. I'm very sorry.
Well, if you all don't mind, I know a pretty good spot that we
all can head to. It's called Tombstown.
Something so funny when they were wandering.
No, this is me, Sarah. I'm not having something
Tombstown or Toontail. It's called Tombstown.
Yeah. Like a tombstone was kind of the
point of it. I didn't make you the name.
Sorry. We don't.
See The Undertaker here. How do you know about the
Undertaker game? All right, so as you all are
walking in this desolate desert land, Texas, giving you all a
little bit of information throughout the land.
But as the DM, I'm going to tell you some stuff.
So he's telling you all that time moves very, very different
here. He does not know exactly how but
the longer you're in here so much time passes more on the the
world where y'all came from so you you have to be doing things
quick. He also mentions that when
anyone someone gets down that brings more demons and more
chaos to the area. So when someone goes down, more
bad things are coming. When you kill something, you
need to hurry and get past it because they're scavengers and
different things that show up, like demons and other vultures
and stuff. Anything that you want to ask
Tex? Can I borrow your knife?
Yeah, sure. OK, I'm just going to break
those. Shovel pieces off here and just
make it a staff, that's all. All right.
It's modify. You mean before hell or you OK
well, so I come from the country Bell area.
You all hundreds hundreds of years ago.
I'm sure at this point I've been in here for time.
I don't know long time. How'd you get down here?
It's nothing really major. Just the portal of hell opened
up the middle of town and jump straight in and I came into hell
and to shut down all the other hell portals, there's just
nothing major. I know, shut all the hell
portals, but yeah, it's just, it's not an interesting one.
It's incredibly. Interesting.
Incredibly interesting. Don't worry about it.
Yeah, it's just anyone would do it.
No. A lot of people would not.
A lot would not. I just feel like it's not that
impressive. I'm sure you all probably done
more. I will also tell you all do not
fight anything one-on-one unless you have the numbers because I
have been in hell for many years.
I'm pretty strong at this. No offense I truly mean no
offense. I think y'all might struggle a
little bit. Some of these things are mighty
fierce, mighty strong, so make sure you all have the numbers at
all times. We'll have you.
Well, you're going to hang out with us, right?
Oh, yeah. I mean, what else am I going to
do? Tell.
Why don't you leave? I don't have to hang out.
I'm sorry guys. No, I'm all right.
Hell, oh, oh, sorry, you know, don't go.
Just reasons and stuff. Let's just say time moved on so
much that by the time I got out, there's nothing for me to go to.
What's? That.
I said it wasn't a good story. All right, let's go on to
Toonstown. You see, he's just walking along
his horse with you all. And welcome to hop on if
anyone's tired. I just don't feel right.
Right. And why y'all walk and it's just
collide. Hop on.
I would like to hop on Clyde. Thank you there.
Just be very kind. I'm the most gentle.
If you really want to earn Clyde's trust, there's a little
stand inside of Tombstown. You're going to order the number
3. OK.
And you're going to give that to Clyde.
Clyde's going to be very happy. Beautiful.
All right, anything else before we keep on moving into town is
your blade. Oh, thank you.
Thank you. Oh, thank you for saving us.
Yeah. Again, it's like a tight, like
he's like really feel. He's like, Oh yeah, there's no
problem, I explained. Tears start coming from her face
and him too. I don't know, I'm sorry.
I don't know. I don't know.
I was crazy. Sorry.
I just don't talk to people a lot.
Spelled. Yeah.
All right. So anything else before we move
it Mosey on in town? No.
I don't think so. I think we're ready.
All right, now, this town is under martial law, so don't be
breaking the law because the Marshall is the toughest man in
this whole region. But you can take a ride.
No, no, no. No shot.
Not even a chance. So.
What is the law? The law is basically whatever he
deems but basically it's just don't cause chaos.
Go about your business and if you got a dispute do it in the
Tavern or do it with the showdown.
If you got problems or beefs, do it out of town.
Got it. Yeah.
What can you? Tell us about the Reaper.
Oh. Gosh.
Well, that's, that's a tough story.
Well, that man, he's got a. Whole.
Domain just across of the the Souls of the Damned.
It's he's got a giant fortress there and a giant volcano.
He's also got a devil demon bird that eats things.
It comes out at night hunts. So we got to be on the lookout
for this devil demon bird as well as the other.
Well, I don't mean to scare you, but if it sees you.
OK. You know, there's not much you
can do. I understand.
OK, that's why when it comes around, it's often nice to hide.
So go inside at night or find shelter.
It's a big area, so just whenever you see, I mean, the
bird doesn't always come into every region per SE.
It's just different per night. Whatever it goes, it can.
It can go anywhere though. I've seen him go from one side
of hell to the other. And I say about 5 seconds.
A little longer. I was exaggerating, sorry.
I'd say about 10 minutes. Yeah, but that would take us
about probably, or say about a whole week walking journey for
us. And he's giant.
He comes out of a volcano, too. It's pretty sick.
Well, we're just on one island of hell.
Yeah, that'd be this. Yeah.
Andy, this one. All right, let's go on into
town. So as you're writing, I want you
to give me a animal handling. See how Clyde's taken to you.
See, he he's just like solely just moving forward, but he's
not bucking or anything like that, just going straight on.
Yeah, Steam, I'm. Not.
Great with animals. Well, all right, so we're going
to go over to the saloon. They're going to meet a good old
friend of mine, Bonnie. She's a Relic born.
Have you ever seen relic borns? No skeleton people.
Most of the people in town are skeleton people.
So just don't be thrown off. They're good people, bad people,
just like everyone else was. So we're going to go into that
saloon, we're going to meet her, then we'll come up with a plan
because I figure y'all are planning on moving to hell.
Are you trying? To get out as quick as possible.
Well, I got a booth weekend all set up and meet up and come up
with a plan. I don't know exactly how to get
out, but I'll do some talking, but we'll just go in the saloon.
So he starts walking in. Are you all following him?
So you see, he goes over to the bartender and you see, like
they're talking. He comes back, we're going to
show over this booth. Bonnie won't be in for a couple
hours, so I recommend we spread out a little bit, maybe split up
into maybe groups of three. I'll go by myself.
You all go twos go around this town and.
Are we safe in the? Oh, you're safe in town?
Yeah, it's just a lot. Just don't break any laws or
doing it. Don't leave town.
There's all kinds of buildings and stuff in town.
Y'all can go certain way. I'll go somewhere.
You see a man just burst through the saloon doors.
You and he, like, points straight over at Tex.
You kill my pappy. Do you see Tex just slowly
turns. We see a Damon.
Yeah, probably. I don't think that's right.
I want to meet you. Out front, right?
Now you see he's shaking. Easy text slowly turns.
Well, I'm going to be busy just for a couple minutes if y'all
want to. I left a little map of the town.
If y'all want to just figure out where you're going first and I'm
going to be all this real quick, it won't take long.
Which problem? Clue I.
Really want to. Watch this show too.
I if you're interested, it's not going to be a really good show.
But you're just really cool. I just want to see.
I just want to see what. Happens all right, maybe we can
watch and then we can come up a point later.
I guess I have your interest in the shootout.
So he just slightly just turns and walks and he Pats the guy in
the shoulder that came up to duel him.
All right, we're we're doing it. So I've got to go to the bank.
You're going to stand at the start town, whatever the timers
clicks, we fire you. OK, buddy.
I don't think you should do this.
He killed my Papa. That's he killed your Papa.
You need revenge. You sure you want to die over
this? You see a text comes over, leans
on you. Yeah, you will die.
You will die, I'm telling. You will die.
I, I, I, I, I think, I, I think I can take him.
Buddy, what's your name? Porkin, porkin, Porkin.
That's my name. I was about to give you pep
talk, but. Last name beans.
You got this. This is.
Mr. Beans? Oh yeah, that's me.
Well, that was technically my father.
You call me Porkin all. Right porkin.
Thank you. I think you should turn around.
You don't think I've got this? No, no.
I really think you shouldn't. Heat Rod's a flaming horse.
OK, you know what I'm like. Not a flaming horse, my boots
into town, but I'm. Going to pat him on the back.
Don't do this. Wow it's not worth it.
Why are? You trying to talk him out of
it? Look at Tex.
We wanted no. But we wanted to see this door.
OK, but. So.
OK with this guy, does he? Yeah, this is actually really
sad. I mean, I, I don't want to kill
them, but I'm we know it's just. I'm just trying to make the most
out of hell. I want whoever's trying to
convince him not to give me persuasion.
All of my. I got an unnatural 1.
I got a 12. 15. What do you say to him?
Listen. You've got to avenge Mr. Bean.
You listen. Don't listen to them.
Yes, he's got a flaming horse. Yes, he has a Thunder thing that
he can. Never mind, dude.
Don't worry about that. I got this crossbow.
You have a crossbow. I got crossbow.
I got it, takes both hands. Oh well then.
You. Practically got this one.
Oh yeah, he. Doesn't.
Oh, that's an advantage. Yeah, I.
Didn't think about. That thank you.
You're welcome. When I beat him, I want you to
be my right hand man. You got it.
All right. Is that a deal?
Tixie boy, I'm ready to go, you see?
He stands up, then you just see text just meander to the other
side, just slow, just walking regularly so they stare off and
you hear like the clock going and you see a tumbleweed
perfectly rolling as you just hear Kong.
And before he could even pull the thing up for both hands, you
just see I just with even like you're staring at text you, you
see his hand move in the like fraction of a second.
And then you just hear, I'm sorry, guys, I didn't see that.
You're saying worse. Yeah.
Yeah, it's just, Yeah, it's just Tuesday.
This is not a regular Tuesday for me.
Oh, it's just, you know, it's nothing big.
Or so we want to come up with plan real quick.
Or in the booth while we wait for my Bonnie Lash.
You know, it's a little. Joke Yeah, we'll meet in that
booth. Let's go.
He's on walking, so you'll get to the booth.
He lays out the map so you can see that there is a saloon in
town that you all are so you can check out further.
There is a general store, there is the tailor, there is the bank
slash post, there is the docs office, there is a church in
town, there's a jailhouse and a hotel.
Where's the stand? That's in the center of town,
Bobby. Sorry.
I. Didn't.
See it on the map? No, it's just anytime you walk
from anywhere. You can just stop by there
anytime. Hey, he flips you and it's like
a bone coin that'll cover #3 So where are we all going and who's
going with who? To the stand, please.
I'll go with yeah. I guess it's where do you want
to go? And the church?
Where else? The saloon, the general store,
Taylor, the bank slash post office, the doctors.
There's a church, a jailhouse and a hotel.
General store, church or jailhouse?
The jailhouse. Could be.
Funny, the jailhouse could be very.
Funny. It could be pretty funny.
If you have a church. So where's everyone go?
So we know the stands, but you still got to pick up location.
We're going to the jailhouse. The jailhouse?
The jails in the church. Yeah.
Roll between someone from one from each group.
You want me? To roll.
I got 16. That one I don't know.
Why we're just stuck in the mud. So I might go over to you all as
you're heading out. So you head over to the
jailhouse. We're on the other side of town.
It looks like this is also like the police office and the
jailhouse kind of goes together and you see that it is a open
door. There's no doors there.
And you can tell just from not even really checking that you
can see that there's like a jail cells hall inside and like a
little desk and stuff with cops, deputies, that kind of stuff.
So what are y'all doing? Just going to go in.
OK. All right.
So welcome to to the jailhouse. Are you here to talk to either a
guard? Are you here to talk to the
prisoners? I think.
We're just kind of exploring at the moment.
We kind of wanted to see. OK.
I mean, you can talk to me. My name is Deputy Dust.
So if you got any questions, you can always look for Deputy Dust.
OK. Well, thank you.
Yeah. Got any questions or anything
for Deputy Dust? I don't even go over Dylan
Wander. We're just looking around. 4.
I don't know. I think.
I think if I remember right, you're all supposed to be
finding a way to escape hell. They caught NPCS.
I was don't. Think that we're going to be
able to find it in a jailhouse in a small town.
I ain't. Going to talk to it in prison or
money. OK, I think.
They smuggle things. Is that a crime?
Yeah, certain parts of the region.
Who's, who's some interesting characters you got in here?
Interesting characters like as criminals or do you mean police?
Both. Is this how Deputy Dust we're
talking? To yeah, of course shouldn't be
deputy dust. Voice changed 1000% the other
way like I. Like this one more though.
I can't help it. They're sorry.
Can't. They're trying to do a voice.
Sometimes they play it. Give me.
Get past. Give me.
Get past it. All right?
It's me, Deputy Dust. This is how I talk now.
All right, Yeah. There's other people in here.
We got Billy the Butcher. We got Henry the Hangry and
we've got Sheriff Lucas. Anybody interested you?
Angry but angry. Sounds very funny.
I just had cell 3 go. It's just got a speed run this I
guess. So you go over to the jail cell
and you see there's a guy sitting in the corner, which is
a relic born. It's sitting in the back shadow
area looking. What you doing?
Doing that OK. What are you doing?
Henry clicks when he's angry. What does that mean?
Henry, bitch, I'm hungry and angry.
How did the? How did the 2GO together?
When I get hungry or when I'm angry, then I get the other.
So every every time you get angry, I get hungry, even if you
just ate. And every time I get angry, I
get hungry. How do we get out of hell?
The whole place. Like the whole the whole.
Thing. Where's the door?
My father's going to go to the door if you're talking.
About a door, I'm just going to do the.
Door. It's always the door.
You're going to go to Grim Landing.
OK, The Gravemaker. OK.
And then? And then they tell you.
Tell us what? How do they exited?
Oh, I used to work for the Reaper.
Not anymore. Why?
What happened? I just stole bodies.
Huh. Stole bodies from the Reaper.
You stole bodies from the Reaper, no?
The grave maker don't add that on to my OK, a little bowl that
still bodies from the Reaper. I told me that guy stuff is
crazy. So we go to Grimm Landing, talk
to the grave maker about how to get out of hell.
Thank you straight out. I want to do an insight. 4.
You have no clue? Yeah, no clue at all.
Let's. See if I can do.
This 22. It seems like he is telling you
if he was to leave hell, that's where he would start.
He's never met this grave maker, but he's going off of what he's
heard and he is done. It seems like he's telling the
truth that he has heard that he has left hell but don't.
That's the only thing he knows. He does not know how does know
anything. Just as heard that person is
left. Thank you.
I hope you get to eat soon or not or whatever.
Sorry, I got hungry. So you got angry.
So I got angry. Try meditation.
So as you are leaving be thinking of where you all want
to go next. So as you all are walking out
and there's a stand there. Hey, what's up?
What you getting? What was that?
You breaking things? Whoa, sorry, it's just the
drunks. Yeah.
That's not bad dog. Chili dog.
That's your dog. What is 1 skeleton corn, One
bone corn, one chili dog. I think that.
How do you like it? You like them sloppy or you like
them less sloppy? You like them sloppy?
You like them sloppy. He's he's just putting it
underneath, like just Chili's. Just pour it down.
Tell me when. All right, listen, I'm done,
babe. You want 1 kiddo.
Nah, I'm good all. Right budget, doing business.
How big is? That.
It's like this giant thing. Yeah.
You can take it to Clyde if you'd like to stop there first.
OK, so you go. So you all go to the church, and
it is like a rundown, like, imagine, like old Western white
church. Looks like it's been around for
a long time, So you can see, looks like there's not many
people in there. Looks like there's just a pastor
going around just like kind of cleaning things up.
Howdy. Hello.
What you. Doing I'm the pastor, so the
pastor has to clean the church. So how does a church in hell
work? What do you mean child?
I'm just like. We teach the blessings of other
gods and deities, of course, doesn't have to be held deities,
whichever. You who do you?
Who do you believe in? So just to clarify, you're in
hell already, and when you you when you die?
I was born here. OK.
People can be born. Right, but whenever like you no
longer are living. Where do you go?
You stay in hell. Well, I hope that my holy healer
goddess will protect me and take me into the Graceland as they
say. So it just depends on your deity
and what they believe in. Let me ask some.
There's some people. Deities are.
Down here. This is the only one.
No, the big ones, the bird. Because if you pray to the bird
won't eat you, but you are praying to the bird.
That's the comment one. Let's see this cool epic bird
statue that's behind me. Yes, that's for the big bird,
but it's skeleton, so it's big. So the one that can travel
really fast, that one. The Reaper's bird.
Yes. Yes.
So all you. Got to do is pray to a literal
deity God. Yes, that's good information.
Yes, that is so. Let's say there's a way to get
out of hell. Oh, if you have have made go
through a path, I've heard of enlightenment, yes.
To reach out of hell, yes. I've heard of such, yes.
What's what's step one? But really, it's the hottest.
What second hardest step you're going to have to get to the bone
divide? Have you ever heard of the Bone
Divide? No.
It's my first day here. Oh, sorry.
Basically, imagine a giant Canyon.
Filled with just. Bones and souls and wretched
wickedness all around you. And there's like a haze around
that, like makes things all freaky.
But inside of there, this is where the hardest thing is.
You have to go through the bone divide until you can find the
light in the white. The bones in the in the bone
divide. Gotcha.
You know what happens after you go through the bone divide?
If you supposingly once you see the light and once you reach it,
it takes you out of hell and where you plan to go.
Because not all of us, you know, come from the same place.
That's. What I've heard so.
OK. Where's where's that happen?
Well, that's the, the second hardest part is getting there
because it's so far away. You have to go through the pill
oaks. I guess you could try and go
across with the, the sea of the lost souls, but you'd have to,
you'd have to avoid the Harbinger.
And that's, that's a whole separate thing.
He runs the the Harbinger, Harbinger of the Keep.
Yes, kind of question. Praying.
Praying to us, the bird deity. Have you ever heard stories
about people riding with it at all?
Riding. With it.
Like, on top of it, there is, let me tell you something,
child. This bird is a deity, a God.
It is the reaper's pet. There is one person who rides
that bird and one person who has ever wrote that bird, if you're
following what I'm saying. Not much of A God if you're
owned by somebody. I want you to roll me a religion
check. He pretty used to this.
Bird. 20. You feel as you're saying this,
you look up at that statue and the head turns and looks at you.
You do realize this is the House of worship, right?
To this deity God that I mentioned, Yes.
And it did hear you say that. And the the God sounds awesome.
I think that it doesn't need. You don't have to defend
yourself to me. You can say what you want, but
I'm just letting you know that's what just happened while the
head moving and looking that was that, yes.
Right. I just think that the God's cool
enough that it doesn't need to be owned by.
Anybody give me persuasion with this advantage real quick?
I can't wait for the after hours.
I can't either again, you know, of course.
Yeah, that's crazy. Can I make one request of?
You don't come back. Got.
It and child be weird of everything God, everything yes,
OK, I'm very sorry, but yes, that was a very, very crazy
decision. We'll be on your way.
I thought it looked delicious. I thought that looked delicious.
Yes. After he left, he's like, I'm
going to get one. So where do you all want to go
now? This is your last stop.
So wherever you'd like to go, there is the saloon, general
store, the tailor, the bank slash post you to be thinking
about to the docs office, the church, the jailhouse and the
hotel Taylor. OK, so as you all go over to the
tailor, you see it looks like it's a very nice little
establishment. Go ahead and roll me a luck
check just flat between you. I.
Got 5, I got 3. Wow.
OK, good thing it was within two, right?
Yeah. So you see that there is a A.
It's very shocking. The skeleton looks extremely
skinny somehow. Looks very, very skinny and very
dainty. Hello.
Welcome to my tailor shop. I cannot wait to have.
Guests. Hello.
Hi. Hi, nice to meet you my.
Name is Lukan. Lukan.
Lukan, welcome. I only have two outfits on
display right now. If you come back at another
time, I'll have other songs on display, of course.
We would love to see the 2 outfits.
We have the Cattlemen's outfit. This one will give you +3 to
animal handling. What does that mean?
It makes you better with animals.
What does the plus three-part mean?
I don't know. It's what it says on the tag.
You make it, don't you? It's hell.
What do you want me to say? So we got that one, of course.
And then we have. I don't want to be interested.
It's called The Dark Knight. The The Dark Knight.
The Dark Knight so you look over and next to this just cattle mid
outfit, just a regular normal outfit.
You see there's this giant like almost like Obsidian looking
armor like just like pure like black that you can see your
reflection through it. That's how like black it looks.
So then he like it's like is this one and it gives you 18
armor. That's what it says on the tag.
What does that mean? All right, you're telling me
it's armor. It says 18 armor.
Is this Lucas? I'm Lukin's twin brother,
Stukin. Sorry.
I deal with only the cool, epic outfits.
Your voice change any dress. I know.
That's what I'm saying. I'm stupid.
I do these. You could go for that one.
Or you could go for this one. I think they're both lovely.
Yes, I don't. Have a need for a new outfit?
Do you? Armor slows me down, OK.
Do you have anything any like not full outfits any like
accessories or? Shell, what do you want?
You, I mean, what do you have? You just got like hats and I
mean really, we do outfits. But I guess if you wanted so I'm
sure, I was just wondering what would you like?
Of course. Sorry.
What? What do you have?
Again, hats, bow ties, little little shoes, little shoes, this
little doll shoes. Lukin does that on the weekends
again. I do the cool epic armor.
This is insanely OK. It's hell no.
This is just crazy. I think I think I'm good.
Information. Oh, of course.
Yeah, sure. What?
What kind of information if you're not going to buy it for
Hal? What what did you say if you're
not going to buy the alpha? I said if you're all going to
die. No, you're not all.
I mean, technically, yes. How do you how does one leave
hell? Oh, I oh, sorry.
I just hurt. That was just I felt my God to
be angry for just a moment. Sorry.
What was your question? How does 1?
Leave Hell. Oh, I had to read books.
There's actually supposed to be some gate, but you need an
artifact. But I know where the artifact
is. OK.
It's called the Temple of Doom. OK, Yeah.
There's supposed to be an artifact there.
OK. And then you'll take it to the
gate. OK.
And that'll take you to somewhere.
OK. That's not hell.
OK. Yeah.
OK. That's that's it.
Don't. Know where the gate is.
There's tons of gates. Oh, OK.
Yeah, there's a lot of the gates aren't the hard part.
It's the artifacts to open the gates.
Sorry. So more than one artifact?
Well, there are more than one artifact, yes, but you only need
one. So any artifact, no certain ones
that open the gate. Which ones?
Temple of Doom, I know so. We.
But does it correspond to a certain gate?
OK. Well, you want to know.
Well, I appreciate the information.
Do you want to look at the doll shoes and make them happy?
Cheryl, I would love to look the doll shoes.
Do you make dolls just on doll shoes?
Just the shoes? Why don't you just make regular
shoes? It's OK, you don't get.
Can you explain? Just closes it.
It just rocks off. I thought they were cool.
You can put all on your fingers and walk around.
It's not good, but that's meant for dolls is.
There something who makes the dolls that can buy your doll
shoes. Detra Detra.
The doll maker. The demon doll maker.
Yes. OK, you don't like?
No, she's got a monopoly. On dolls, yes.
But you provide the shoes, right?
But so does she. I think I.
Think we're good? I think all right.
Yes, if you want to buy a cool and epic outfit, it's here.
Appreciate it. Thank you.
How much did that help it's cost?
Which one? The cattlemen was only 5
skeleton coins. Oh, how much for that?
It's going to be 100 sold coins. I don't know what that means,
but maybe I have some rare might be interested.
Maybe Yeah. So send it my way please, OK?
See ya. So where are you all want to go?
Do you want me to list places or do you all know the post office?
OK so that's the bank as well. So as you're leaving the church
and you do feel like eyes are still watching you as if the
birds head is still watching you through the walls.
So as you go through, you notice that it's pretty busy area where
the bank and post office, there's like 2 separate sides.
There's literally one bank teller on one side of them,
there's like a postman on the other and they just kind of go
back and forth. So you see that they're both
there and you do notice there seems to be what looks to be
kind of like a rancher. It's just kind of pacing back
and forth, but everything else looks pretty normal.
Hey, what's going on? How can I help you?
What? Are you, how are you having a
good day? I'm having a pretty fine day if
it wasn't for those Undertaker boys.
Undertaker What are Who were they?
Coming on to my land and taking our stuff, thinking that they
can just do whatever pile drive us to hell.
Undertaker. Yeah, the Undertaker gang.
They take stuff from right out from.
Under right underneath of your nose.
Hey, brother. My name.
My name's Rancher Rick. I would shake your hand right
now, but. Oh yeah, you got that chili dog.
Gosh, that looks. That looks so yummy.
Yeah, I'll shake both of your. Hands OK.
Yeah, that's for both of you. That looks yummy.
You better eat that up. That's not for me.
For a girl, I get it. So yeah, now they take her boys.
They're just really just destroyed my land.
So that's really, I'm trying to get people in the town.
I sent mail to the Marshall and the Marshall's not doing
anything. I got a question is right.
You know you go first. No, you go.
All right, I'll. Go either one boys, I got all
day. We got mails able to be sent
from like here to regular, like to like the material, Yeah, the
material around, right. I think you probably could, but
I think it's mighty expensive. Oh, how much more than I ever
made. Oh, yeah.
But. There's routes like, there's.
I think there's some way they can send mail up and out.
I don't know exactly how it works, but yeah, like a.
Little shoot. Probably.
I bet there's like one guy putting them in 1000 shoots.
Think somebody can fit in one of those shoots?
I was just joking, man. I don't know.
I don't know what they do, how to get the mail anywhere.
I'm not a mailman. I'm sorry if I if I LED you
astray, I thought. You.
Were the mailman? No, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the
rancher. I thought you wanted to talk to
me. I'm just the rancher.
I just telling you about my problem because I was patient
back and forth and I thought you wanted to talk to me.
Well, we'll definitely need help with those Undertaker boys.
Oh, desperately. Desperately.
And I would pay. How?
Much. Shoot, let me check my pockets
here. Oh my gosh, that's a 20 to one.
That's crazy. I'm going to say I'll give you a
gosh, reckon I'd give you a whole soul coin and then I'd
give you a 20 bone coins. That's a good deal.
It sounds like a good. Deal Soul coins are really hard
to get. Yeah, and I can give you 20 of
the basic money, but I do have one that I saved from dear.
Old. Delilah.
You keep that one. No.
Oh, you only want the 20 bone coins?
I would like the soul coin too please.
It's for whatever. She's not using it.
It's her. It's her soul.
I thought you were keeping. It.
No, no, I mean, at this point it's just like any other soul
coin. It really doesn't hold any.
Yeah, as I say, it really doesn't.
It doesn't hold anything. Any.
Yeah, say, I'll keep it if you want.
Yeah. So you can just go over to my
ranch. It's it's over in the holler and
holler. Holler and holler.
The holler and holler, Yeah, you'll know about all the
livestock, don't worry. Is there is there like a time
frame that you'd want this to be taken care of?
As soon as possible, but. Like how do you want to take
care of it? You care what happens.
I don't care, as long as they just leave my ranch alone.
All right? Hey, nice meeting you.
And make sure that girl gets that that that nice.
That nice chili dog. I hope it's not getting cold.
Dear God, you better hurry. Never give a woman a cold chili
dog. Really.
Never. Ever.
Son, do you think this? Never.
I've been there. So as you're spreading out, is
there anything you want to say? Yeah, we'll talk to the mailman.
OK. I was going to say, yeah, yes,
you're running out. So you go over to the mail
there. Wasn't a mailman.
No, no, I would say you were just talking to the the rancher.
Yeah, that's what like their other two were there.
Yeah, so the mailman. Hello.
Yes, well, welcome to the mail. How may I help?
You. Hey, but how much is it to send
a piece of mail? You want to send one piece of
mail to one soul coin? It's just one.
Wow, one soul coin. Yeah, let's just send it.
That's a lot for a piece of mail.
Which we're going to different realities.
OK, this place like hiring or no, No, OK, no, just in dentured
servitude. How do you this is my first day
here. How do you get the mail there?
Like how's that? How's that work?
It's like a God or something doesn't, I don't know, a.
God or something? Doesn't it's a truly don't know.
I just. It's like a you.
Hand it to me and I hand it off. It's like a sack full of letters
or something. And then?
Pretty much, yeah. OK.
And then Jessica goes. I come back in because I
realized that he wouldn't follow me.
Sorry, I thought we were leaving.
This is my chili dog. Mail 11 salt coin and send it
anywhere. So is it per letter, per
package, per letter? Can we send a package?
No, it is one letter. How long can the letter be?
I wonder if it's on a piece of paper.
How big can I make this piece of paper?
You see just a regular piece of paper.
I can't like do like this big piece of paper and fold it.
Why? Big wigs up top, man.
You're, you're, you're doing it the wrong guy.
Preaching to the choir. I know you.
Can't help it. I was gonna say don't don't
blame me because I just work here.
No, yeah, of course not. OK.
Anything else that you need? I got all the information that I
think I need. I got a line.
Yeah, I didn't realize. All right.
Anyway. See you.
So as you all walk out, you all run into each other as you know
it's about time to start heading to the booth, but you all just
collide into each other. Speaking of collide and.
That is, you do see Clyde is just over at the stand, staring
I'm. Going to walk and just.
Just all in one. Job.
Rubs his head on you. It does a little nod.
You getting? In good graces.
So you all basically just tell each other if you want the
information. I imagine all.
Right. Hey guys, would have been into
it's. Awesome strange people.
But to the jailhouse. Then we went to the the tailor
and good Lord the tailor was odd.
They make doll shoes and they gave us a few different ways to
get out of hell. Said something about going to
Grim Landing and talk to the grave maker.
And then was Temple of Doom hours as well.
I think so. Yeah, it was for the relics.
Yeah, then somebody else said go to the Temple of Doom, collect
an artifact, find a gate, and then I guess the gate opens and
takes us to a different realm. OK, well I'll say we have a
plane that skips that middle part.
We do. We just got to go to the bum
divide and walk through it. OK, interesting.
We got to avoid some places because it's in like a dangerous
area, but like. Yeah, and.
We just got to walk through the bone divide.
And it's. Like big white light boom world.
Also nothing major. It's major.
Upset, Upset A deity. It was the one that we were
worried about to begin with. Why would you do that?
OK, you act. First of all, I didn't know that
it was omnipresent, OK. I.
Didn't. I didn't know that it could hear
every single thing I was saying, even though I said what I said
in a church. In.
Was it its church? Probably.
I don't know. Oh my God.
A bunch of different religions. Anyway, the.
Statue of it. In the church.
Were. You made aware of the statue.
We were made, we were made aware of the statue.
Oh, that's crazy. OK, I didn't know, I didn't know
that a statue again and the statue looked at people it.
Turned and looked. Yeah, this is all signed up.
This isn't anything important. As you're saying that you feel a
presence is directly behind you. You turn around and you see it's
text. Hey, Text.
Yeah, I've heard you say. You just.
It's the whole talk of the town. You disrespected the bird.
God, the town. I wasn't even.
Disrespecting. I just said a God shouldn't be
owned by something or somebody. So you're doubling down.
That's just what I'm asking. No, OK, I will say makes our
life a little bit harder. So, but hopefully he is just
trying to scare you and isn't trying to actually go for you
because if it's going for you, we might have to be talking as a
group of four instead of a group of five you.
Know what I'm saying? I'm going to start.
Praying to him on regular. Well, I got to say, you can do
that. That is an option.
That's not a bad option, but you pray to it.
You're going to keep your soul here in its domain.
So is that just because it's me or like?
That's just anyone that prays to it.
And that's that's the only way why the the bird doesn't go for
the ones that aren't its followers.
It won't attack anyone that is its follower.
But you are setting yourself to be stuck in hell for the rest of
eternity. Yeah.
So nobody prayed to it. We thought we had an answer for
that. I'm glad you said that because I
was about. To that's why I stepped in real
quick because I kind of, I had a feeling it was going South.
Appreciate it. But we also found another
possible way out. Mel gets carried in a sack to
the outer room. So.
We're just hopping that sack. We can hop in the sack and we
can fly out of it and then also. No telling which dimension we
did dump it. OK, so we shouldn't do this one.
OK, we can look at notes. I would say if.
We if we send a letter and we hop in the sack with said
letter. How are we going to get into the
sack? Are we just Who's delivering?
The letter just laying out all the options.
Lord forbid we have, is it? Is it the last option?
Yes. Or we just wanted to lay them
all out. I will say I did discover one
other thing, don't know if it helps her is useful or not, but
I was talking to Bert over at the general store and he told me
about a person which I had heard the name of but I wasn't
entirely sure if they were real. But someone in the name of the
Mist Walker. Someone who has apparently
survived the Reaper's Mist and I haven't even told live to see
the tale of battling the Reaper. The only problem is don't know
exactly where he is. I just know what region he's in.
In the wastelands. We have to go find exact spot
he's in. OK, but I mean that's.
Option or. That's an option also you guys
here's a map that I gave I've got printed off for y'all.
It is coming on a different date, but if you look at your
devices. To the Temple of Doom and it's
past the bone divide. You could.
Try the bone divide first since it's on the way.
There I will say this is Taryn as the DM is just letting you
all know. I don't have one path written
for this to leave. Hell, this is literally I'm
giving you all these options. I don't know what direction you
can go. So truly, whatever you all feel
like is the best plan. You are also on a time clock, so
I think that as well. Yeah.
Hey, Tex. Hey.
What's going on? I'm sorry.
Man, I'll give it to you as soon.
As you can. Hey, I'm literally running.
I know you're no, don't worry because I know you got a lot of
study in the day work this job. And I go.
To Hill School and this is and one day you're going to own that
that that office over there the mail office the Courier office.
I know yes. That's my buddy, Buck.
Guys, he's going to give us the maps.
Don't worry. All right, I'm running.
Live your dreams, Buck. And.
Then one last thing, we just have to take care of these dudes
called the Undertakers. Surely no problem.
Excuse me, what? The Undertaker Gang.
So. Yeah, I figured you.
Probably don't care because it includes some some chunk of
change which we might need a lot more.
We just skipping past the we have two parts.
Yeah. I don't know why do we have.
To do this because we're. Heroes.
I'm glad that you are a bunch of heroes.
I love adventuring with heroes. There's a, There's a.
Range. I love that.
And he's been having issues with these Undertaker boys taking
things from under him on his ranch.
And if we take care of these Undertaker boys, we get 20 Bone
coins. All I got to say is as long as
we're not going to their base, we could probably handle them,
but we'd have to make sure we have the numbers.
Undertaker gang, if we can handle them for sure.
Just got to be careful. Usually they go with a loop.
They usually go with a Lieutenant or something, so
there's usually one big strong one with them.
We also get one soul coin. That is very useful.
So text you down for this as well or.
Hey guys, I'm just here for the journey.
Awesome. I'm here to help you guys out.
You guys need any advice? I'm here.
I'm hey, my life is attached to you all at this point.
Well, we know where they're going to be at and we could
probably. I'll set up now they will
remember our actions so when we run into other Undertaker gang
they will be hostile, but that's just letting everyone know.
Will they know that we've killed them?
Oh, probably if if we kill them all, maybe not, but usually it's
hell. So usually a different demons
like hey, these guys did it so just to be little jerks.
I hate demons. That's why you kill them.
I kill them all, you kill them all.
This might be useful, but anytime we're fighting something
like a demon or like a hell being, I am extra strong against
them. Just a little hint game
mechanic. No yeah, people there might be a
demon part of them because you know, demons kind of just do
their own thing too. So your might just run into 10.
Also, by the way, you all have a demon that's attached to you all
and is actively seeking you all. I did forget to to tell you all
that part. Oh, yeah, it's pretty major
thing. I honestly, it's going to sound
corny, but I got caught up in the companionship.
I forgot that that's a pretty major thing.
Does this happen to everyone? Oh, yeah, everyone.
Well, not me, but everyone else. Yeah, because demons, they
attached to me before, and if they attached to me, they just
die. They know they're signing their
death wish. So usually demons don't attach
to me, but yeah, you all definitely do.
So we can kill them? No.
Well, these are like special demons and kind of so you can
kill them, but they kind of come back because they're stuck here
for eternity, if you know what I mean.
So do you have the same demon it just.
No, everyone's got different demons.
So what we're trying to figure out is when I'm going to meet up
with Bonnie, she, she, she's going to tell you all about what
each demon y'all have. So I meant more like you still
have a demon but he doesn't come after you.
No, no demon attaches themselves to me in fear of me.
I'm just telling you the truth. I just that shit.
So that's just that little piece of information.
Bonnie's ready whenever you all want to go talk to her.
But so. I'm ready.
All. Right, all right, so as you all
go into the saloon, you see the bar keep lifts up the door for
you all to go pass. You all step down into like a
Speakeasy and you see there is a relic born woman which kind of
has like a candy skull, kind of like all the relic pattern.
Oh, hello Texas friends, I'd love to meet you all here.
Please sit, sit, sit. And there's this giant table
with just little stools all around.
I'm Bonnie. Wander.
Plastic. People.
Names Clue. Yes.
Do you all want to just get straight into knowing about your
demon? No one.
Do you have any? Questions or anything?
1st. Roll.
For me. What are we rolling, Bonnie AD
20 and we're going to. See.
Whoever's is lowest is going to last.
You have one of those. Oh, here you go.
Thank you made out of bones I got actually was here really
sitting dice would you get? One not. 1. 4/12.
So first, so you see that she's grabbing like through piles of
different bones and stuff, and she's like holding your palm,
like kind of reading it. And you see as she rolls it all
out and you see her face drops and looks up at you.
You have the hollow one. Attached to you.
To explain unkillable, the only thing that you will ever hear
from them is 1 simple word, and whatever that word is, you must.
Follow. You might hear things such as
run, hide, find. That kind of thing.
It's terrifying. Imagine your worst nightmare is
shifted into one shadow, like being Who's next I.
Know it was just to go first. It was just the yes, that was
just to go first you. Were very eager to go first.
It was very good that you found this out first.
So who it? Was you right?
Yeah. So that takes your hand.
You've got Marty the Brain. OK.
As long as you're very smart and intelligent and you should be
fine. Just going to ask you a lot of
questions. Probably like pop quizzes, the
type things like history people like pretty much if things that
come up from books, yes. So basically all he's going to
do is he's going to take you into a blank area where it's
just you and him and you can't escape until you answer the
correct questions. OK, so question.
Have you met this person before? I have not met this one.
I've seen demons. They're all kind of hazy in my
head. Have you met anyone that's met
this person before? Yeah.
They say he's very intelligent and very annoying about how
smart. That's what he's called the
brain. It's OK, I can.
Punch my way through it. It's.
Fine, good luck with that, huh? OK, next one.
That's me. Yes.
Let me see. No, you have the dark one
attached to you the. The Dark 1, yes.
Don't let his name change your opinion.
He's not very scary. OK.
Very annoying. Oh, and you're going to be very
upset. Oh, constantly needing
donations. Huh.
Constantly needing donations. Oh payment.
I don't. And they're getting payment from
other people, so as long as you're the top donator, you're
fine. What?
I don't have anything. Oh, I would.
Get like 11. Gold, OK, I would get other
money too because gold's not really worth.
Hardly anything here, OK. And he will not leave until
you're the top donator. OK, OK, I'll stick it.
In and you. Oh, you're perfectly fine.
You've got Billy the chimney. Billy The.
Chimney. Billy the chimney is he's he's
just just don't let him annoy you.
The more annoyed, the more mad you.
Get the worse he is. That's all he does is just
trying to be annoying. Mm hmm.
That's not it. Also puts you in the worst
predicament possible. I've already done that.
Oh, then you should be fine then.
Sick. No, you're perfectly fine.
So these are your demons, and there are other demons actively
seeking you all, but these ones have made stakes to your souls
at. One point can another demon make
a stake to our soul? If they kill you and take their
soul themselves. So like we can never have two
demons attached to us at one time, OK.
Cool, you should still start off that.
Way you can have oh is there a way to avoid that?
You see, text goes, yeah, but you got to kind of beat me.
Lucky for me, that's from this point forward, it's what I
aspire. If it does help you any, they
even spear me so hopefully that they'll keep their distance at
least for the most part until we're overwhelmed, right?
Mine's unkillable. Right.
Yeah, so legit there's nothing you can do except for follow its
instructions like she said is. There a ladybug.
Spider looks. Something's crawling.
Yeah, that's inhale too. We got spiders everywhere.
So now we got our information on our demons.
We kind of got a little lay of the land.
If we if we can spend more time here, if we need to go to these
places and talk to other people, it is going to take time.
Or we can head out to either the undertakers or we can head out
towards finding your escape. Well.
We could definitely do the undertakers, Yeah.
Do you need money? Because you.
Need it? Sounds like it.
Yeah. Well, I guess we can do that.
All right, I guess y'all want to follow?
I'll lead the way. Don't.
Sound too excited? What do you mean?
I just hanging out, guys? Just again Tuesday.
So he hops on Clyde and he looks over a clue.
You get extra chilly. I got a lot of extra chill.
I can feel it. He hops around a little bit
more. He's a little excited.
He gets a little jittery. I can be of service.
There's you another. So as you are heading out, we're
going to do a luck roll. Who wants to roll this?
It's a flat D20. Well.
OK, Roman D4. 1. All right.
I love to hear those sounds. So as you all are approaching
up, you see that there is like a big open field with like little
like reddish wood fences all kind of around.
You see there's like a little ranch house and you can see that
there's a lot of livestock just running rapidly throughout.
You see there's a just to seem like there's figures there.
You can go up and look closer and try and do checks, but it
seems like there are people on this little branch is.
This where we need to be. This is the location I'm.
Going to take a look. Well, I mean, those might be the
Undertaker gangs, right? But how do you all want to
handle if we want to go in slow and go in, we just need to make
sure we outnumber them if we. Unnatural.
Plenty for perception. You can see that it looks like
there is about four throughout the entire ranch. 4 different
Undertaker gang people just walk around all in full black trench
coats of the big hats all just kind of walking around just
messing with the ranch. Like opening up fences.
Let them go wild. And what?
Do we need to do just tell them to go away?
Whatever. What's the?
I mean, I thought we were going to kill him.
He didn't specify, he just said take care of it.
Yeah, he wants to. Yeah, he wants them gone, he
said. We can do anything we need.
Taylor, Romeo. D20.
Since that's been going so well for me. 14 OK, go on.
So oh. No.
Or you're a demon. You better hope it's not the
bird. Yeah, So what are y'all doing?
So Tex would it be? Are these are these people going
to be persuaded to leave the branch alone, or should we?
There's going to be a pretty tough ass.
They're pretty evil, wicked people.
Have you seen how many there are?
We can see from close eyes over there look like there's four
people, but we don't know if there's others anywhere else.
We just know there's four soon to be on the ranch.
Don't know about inside or anything like that.
So is it best if we wait for them to kind of come together
and overwhelm them, you think or?
Pick them off 1 by 1. I figure they're staying until
he comes home. I think, I think somebody should
go check the house, stealth the house.
You here. Hi.
And you see a looks to be an 8
year old full chimney sweep running up next to you.
Hi. What's up, man?
Watch me. You see, he just like runs down
with the chimneys, just running full Sprint directly into him.
Undertaker boys, Undertaker boys.
Come here. You see he's just standing in
the middle doing a little dance, staring up at you.
Should we wait? And then you see he points,
waits. Teleport.
You're now in the centre where he is.
And you see the chimney sweep is next to you all.
Bye. Guys.
Runs away so everybody needs to roll the initiative real quick.
Remind me for the after hours to discuss about the demon.
That was so crazy. Oh, Undertaker ball, you do it a
little. Dance.
I really. Thought I had.
That. Fast.
All right. What did you get?
Plastic. Oh, shoot.
Yeah. What did you get, Wander?
17. Clue people. 13.
I'm that 20. So did they see people doing the
day it's in their minds like is that what they OK?
So legit base see people just running straight down say you.
Got to take your. Points and do it the kids while
staring at them. I weigh 14.
Oh OK, so I wonder if that's the chimney sleeve spray?
I'll be thinking about it. So as you all are centered
straight on, you see people in the middle of this ranch, the
four Undertaker boys turn and just so staring at you.
What are you doing? Hey, leave this farm alone, I'll
pay. I'm a sword.
OK, we're killing this kid. And then someone do that little
dance with his body after. Tie him up a string like a
little marionette. You're not killing me.
OK so now you are initiating combat.
I will let you attack them if you want or you can let the
round go by. They are being hostile now after
you declared. Where's everybody like?
What's the? So you are in the center.
They're they're all basically imagine 1 is on each side of you
jumps around. Yeah, they're like 10 feet apart
on each side. Your friends are all the way up
on a hill. It looks like I will roll.
Looks like they are 120 feet away.
Oh my. Gosh, I can't.
Even I might be able to make. It to you.
So. I can make it to you.
You see that there are these 4 Undertaker wheeze around you.
What are you doing? I.
Guess someone I got my sword and try to hit one of.
Them all right, go for it. So you go up to stab and when
you stab you just go right through one of his rib cages.
It's an open one relic board and it goes right through.
Yeah. Why don't you do that little
dance again? That was that was better than
that. I didn't do the dance.
You did. I watched you guys.
Didn't he do the dance? And they're like, yeah, he did
dance. You were doing that little
dance. All right, Wanderer, what are
you doing? I am going to run up 30 so I can
get within range. I'm casting hex on one of them,
I don't care which one. Doesn't matter if it matters to
you. It doesn't.
I was going to say there's one that people is directly on, the
other ones are equal distance away.
OK. I'm going to cast it on the one
that Peebles on OK, and then I'm going to use two of my sorcery
points to quicken and do a chill touch that is 120 feet, so it's
within range 15 to hit. 15 does barely hit.
Nice man, that's three damage. Again, remember everything is
stronger than you all. Sorry.
Andy 61 more damage. Nice.
All right, Hey, buddy, you want to go first for me?
We got the same thing the. Same what?
Same thing. Which one?
Me or you, buddy? You all right?
I'm coming, buddy. You see, he just starts running
down the hill. He's going to take his full
action dash. He is only going to get halfway
there. All right, Clue, you are up.
Me too. All right, so you're doing your
full, you have 30 measure movement.
OK, so 60, you make it halfway. All right, so it's time for the
Undertaker boys. So you see the one directly on
you goes to stab you back. That is a 14.
It's. That's really bad for you, that
is. Hello.
I just, I just mean they're going to be hitting a lot.
You're going to take 8 damage. I'm going to see how mean they
are. He was just doing a little
dance. It was so you see another one
just pulls out. A hand crossbow is firing onto
people. That's eleven.
OK, The other one's going to fire on you.
It's a 16 that hits. All right.
We know that's the wrong guys. All right, You're going to take
only four damage. And the other one pulls A
crossbow and they're going to fire at Tex fires, and it just
shoots right past the shoulder, just bouncing off.
All right, plastic is that great?
Oh, I can't see it. So I get down into like a runner
stance and then I Sprint for 40 at action dash for 40 and then I
step of the wind for an extra 40 to get right next to people.
So legit, however you want to describe it, you were getting
there. I get down and then like I
guess. For the audience watching.
You see her calves glow, the astral energy, and then she just
like this is the big smoke of where you work.
This blast wipe has everybody. So are you directly next to me?
OK, OK. All right, people.
You just seen plastic appear next to you.
Hey. Plastic.
Thanks for me. Hey people, I saw you were
trolls is going to come. Out.
Yeah, I appreciate. It people, I need you to roam me
a detour on it. Oh, OK.
All right, go on with your turn. I'm.
Going to try to hit the one in front of you again.
All right, 11. You get advantage because I
would say if you want, you could pinpoint if you're on the
opposite side. Yeah.
Oh, you talking about? Yeah, I couldn't think of the
right term. So 15 that does barely hit sick.
11 damage, 11 Very good. Very good.
All right. Anything else?
OK, All right, Wanderer, you are up.
The only one that's been hit is the one directly on them.
I'm going to move up another 30, see if I have anything that
would. Be you should be at half
distance now. I do not have any spells so I'm
going to do another cantrip so chill touch that it's a 12.
Does not. Hit.
Does not hit all right clue or text.
Do you want him to go first again?
All right, he's going to run the full action dash.
He's going to be on the opposite side close to you all, not
directly, so he can still fire. All right, Clue you're up.
I'll action dash and go to one that's not.
One that no one's on. Yeah.
OK, All right. It's going to be.
Full range, yeah. You're going into Origin.
You'll get there. Oh OK, OK, so Undertaker boys,
the one directly on you stabbing at you?
I like that funny dance, but I wish you were you'd do it again.
Didn't do a dance? I'm not doing it.
That's a seven that this is OK. One is going to fire on you.
That is a 26. That's 12 damage.
All right, one's going to stab at you, that's only a 10, and
then the other one's going to fire at people Nat 1.
So I'm going to roll and see Nat one again.
He's going to hit one of his friends that was 2 Nat ones in a
row. So he's doing full damage.
He did 10 damage to the one that's already hurt.
So this one is looking very messed up.
All right, people, roll me AD 20 real quick.
This is a different thing 13 OK, you hear the undertaker boys go
send them in. We need backup.
You do. I mean, we don't really need to,
but he's pretty cool. All right, plastic girl try to
hit the guy in front of. Me so.
Something. 17 does hit. Are you you hitting the one
that's already been hit? Yeah.
OK, Just make it sure. Yeah.
The one I'm flanking with people.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right.
Seventeen hits. He's very hurt. 10 points of
damage. He's still alive.
I'm a bonus action off hand that's 22. 22 hits might be able
to finish mirror. It's going to be 7 or 7.
This one is dead. How do you kill it?
So say like I've used the my quarter of my makeshift that
stab it in the ground like then like you my momentum spin kick
them. Oh yeah, that's sick insane
Sprint that I just did with those cabs still glowing.
All right, people roaming into 20.
That's. Nice.
OK, so you hear, And then he closes his mouth and then runs
away. People, you're up.
There's no way the rest of them are going to be that bad, right?
Right. I'm going to run over.
To there's still three that have not been hit, three that have
not been hit, been hit dead. The one that was on you plastic
just killed. With the one to the left of me
is that. None of them have been hit.
All right, I'm going to. Hit that 118. 18 does hit. 12
damage. Very, very good.
Nice. All right.
Anything else? That's it.
OK. I wonder.
I'm moving 30 and then I am going to cast which bolt?
That's another 12, No. Anything else?
No, I can't do anything. You see text comes up pulls a
gun over on the one is firing he hits he is going to do he does
13 damage to this one all right clue so only.
Gets one attack. Does he have extra?
Let me. Let me.
He doesn't understand. He does.
You're right. You're right.
He does get 1. He does get 1.
He did miss it, though. He rolled a natural Ford.
But at least we know. We do know now.
I did forget that. Thank you for reminding me.
Absolutely. I'm going to go into a rage 19
to hit the one that I'm on. OK, Yep.
Are you going for one that's already hurt?
Whatever one I got, you're not working down there, is that?
One Yeah, he's already been hurt by text there got.
It that is. 15 damage. Very, very good.
Nice. He's looking messed up just from
that shot and the slam. And you got the axe still right?
Or Warhammer, Warhammer, Warhammer.
That's right. Yeah, I pulled it out of my.
As I was running down I was like getting out of my like.
Tiny backpack. Yeah, all right.
It is the Undertaker, boys. You see the ranch door kick open
and you see this giant hulking. It looks like he's like half
undead. Man is running out.
That one's Kane, and he's going to send you straight down.
The big red machine came. You see fire just a Buick from
his footsteps, just with one mask right there.
So as he walks out, he is not going to attack, but he is just
arriving into the battlefield. So he just stepped out of the
ranch. So he is closest to plastic and
people like is he on us? No, he's it's he's going towards
your Ulster. I got you.
Yeah. So that's going to be did you
go? OK, go ahead.
OK, I'm going to move over and jump the guy.
It's clues attacking. OK.
Oh, I create very nice. That's really bad rules.
Seven points damage. 7:00 Nice. Hand attack promise.
OK, I just forget to go for them.
So you see the one on you goes, tries to spit at you, but
there's nothing because it's a skeleton.
And then he's like starts like pouring down a potion.
He's cocked. You see.
It seems like he is getting stronger.
The one that you're attacking is going to try and hit you.
This is a natural 17. I also forgot that he's points
so I forgot to rule the advantage.
Oh he OK let me do this disadvantage for him.
That would be a 16. Yeah, it's a problem.
Of course you're going to take 10 damage.
The one on clue is going to attack you.
That is a 19, so you're going to have this.
That's eight damage, so you take 4.
OK, people were only AD 20. Not 20 again.
Oh, sick. You see he goes and literally
zips his mouth closed. It starts like screaming in your
face and then starts running off and we're trying to just grab
the chimpy sweep and just running.
So much enjoy, yeah? It will no worry.
OK, So what are you doing people?
I'm. Going to try to hit the guy
again, OK? That brought me a.
Lot. Of joy that 121 roll me it again
with disadvantage 2. Oh.
So you go to hit this one and you turn in accidentally over
and you start swinging into plastic.
Roll your damage. Sorry.
Plastic. Don't worry, I'll get you back,
so hit me back so you can bonus action heal or anything like
that if you need to. Just reminding if you want to do
anything else. Yeah, I was going to.
Inspiration. You have all kinds of stuff,
whatever you want. Yeah, I was going to try to
heal. Healing Word, yeah.
I was going to try healing word for a classic.
I appreciate Oh I do the rules. Yeah.
Yeah, you are healing all right. It's AD four, and however, if
you're casting at second level, then it's 2D fours.
The new mechanics. You already start with two,
don't you? Yeah, start off with two.
I like that better. Yeah, really.
Buffed, yeah, so and like with first level remind me we'll do
2D eights and stuff. I like that way more, yeah.
That's 4. Plus your spell casting.
Qualifier. +5 Yeah 5 + 5. It's a nine.
Yeah. Alright Wanderer, you are out.
I'm going to run up. How many people can I get within
a 10 foot radius? Like if I run I would say in the
middle. You could get 2 of the out of
the Undertaker boys, or you could possibly it'd be hard to
get cane and the one that hasn't been hit.
I'll go for Cane and the one that hasn't been hit, OK.
And actually, no, now I'm going to go for the other two.
That have been hit. That have been hit OK because it
is a strength saving throw of 13.
I figure Kane is. Strong now.
They both fail. Yes, both fail.
Yes, I thought they were strong. Yes, OK, 15 for both of them
and. One is dead.
Awesome. Is one of them the one that I
hexed? That one did die.
Had just died. OK, then I'm going to move my
hex. OK.
Are you doing it to the one that's hurt or the one that's
not been touched or cane? One that is hurt I'll just.
Keep going around. All right, that one is hexed.
Anything else? Nope.
All right, Hex is going to fire off at the one that you both
have been hitting. That's a hit he's almost
definitely going to kill. Yeah, one's dead till the Hex 1
is gone. So moving it to Kane or the one?
That's not touching it. OK, he's going to fire on the
Outlaw cocked 16. All right?
He does 8 damage to that one. We got a focus fire team, OK.
Clue won't go over to the the last one.
There's two up Kane and, well, the one that's not Kane, OK?
21. 21 does hit 8 damage. Nice.
Anything else? No.
All right, it's their turn. That one's going to go ahead and
stab on you. Clue.
That is a 19. You're going to take half of
this. That's 10.
So you're going to take 5. Let's see Kane is going to you
running over cool. I would I could do was for the
funny dance. I don't like dances I didn't do.
I don't like dances and he's a stupid little.
Dance. I didn't do the dance, sorry.
I. I get real nervous, Nat one.
Oh. No.
You see, he grabs you by the brain.
Sorry people, but yay. All right, let's see.
Grabs my opinion. Holds him up.
That is 27. Oh yeah.
Damn it. Done.
Yeah, I'm done. You knocked out I.
Mean I was at 22. So you are knocked out.
That was attack one. Huh.
The next closest is plastic. That's only a 13.
OK, so I need you, Taylor, to roll me AD 42-D4.
Sorry, 2D4. 6, just separate. Separate.
What were both numbers? 3, Both or three.
Yeah. OK.
All right. OK.
So you see people gets knocked down.
Plastic. You're up.
I go and flank the other normal. Dude, I can't remember what
they're called. Undertaker bullies.
Yes. All right.
So it's going to be 18 that hits.
It's going to be 5 on the first hit.
Nice. OK, it's going to be 24.
Offhand attack it's going to be 6 more points of damage.
Very good. This one is barely alive.
Wait, wait, wait. Sorry.
Are we all within, like, threatened squares of each
other? OK, I was going to say he would
have got an opportunity to tag, but not for all.
Yeah, you're good. Yeah.
OK, so as you are wailing into this guy, how would you give me
perception check? I'm scared.
That was a 12, not a 15. Well, that's a 15.
An actual 20. So you see all of a sudden
darkness, You're just in an empty void.
As you're looking around, you're like, oh, I know what's
happening. You're you're you know, you can
kind of get the sense you're like, oh, this is what I was
just told. Yeah.
And you hear, step on down and we're going to cut over two
people need you to give me a death saving throne.
We're going to die. 11. That's one success.
So make sure you mark that success.
Oh, holy day, Governor. What say to be the big problem?
I just made a chimney sweep. You sound completely.
Bailey, the chimney sweep. Are you different?
Because I'm dead? Like with OK, I got down.
So thanks to you actually super sick that you did that by the.
Way so like the dance No, it's funny dance you like the.
Dance Nobody. Else you're doing the dance
right now you look down in your body, so as you all are like
fighting through combat, you just see people's body just
doing the dance and you see can't.
Wandering, you're gone. Oh my.
God, oh God, it's so I'm gonna. Notice I've disappeared?
No, don't worry, we'll get there.
I'm going to run up the people. I'm going to pour my last health
potion into his mouth as a large well.
He's still down. Yeah, joking.
What was the large? Large is AD 20.
AD 20. Yeah, help.
It's. Me AD 20 I could either get A1
or A20. With advantage, you know me.
OK, that's. Really funny you know me.
What do you think I do? Think 19.
Is it plus the OK? Plus. +5 I believe.
I think that's my. Stock casting large potions are
great. I love this.
This little amp is my all right, whatever.
He is and then for my action I want to just chill touch.
There's one left where I one. Yes, barely alive and then Kate
has not been hit, but he is chuckling right now.
It's. Another 24.
Yes, you're probably going to kill him here.
I'd be very shocked about. Well, one damage.
Wow. He's still alive.
Yeah, very shockingly, but still alive.
All right, Tex is going to pull the gun up to one that's almost
dead. That's a match 20.
So he just goes over boom, fires, puts him down.
He only had two health left. He's going to fire on the Kane
that is not going to hit. I'm not there.
I did put one down right with my arms.
A painter. I have 4 temporary hit points.
OK. Nice clue.
Just have Kane. I'm around to Kane.
You see that little funny guy doing a dance?
Yeah, but I got an unnatural 20, so I'm gonna hit.
You OK? That's fine, yeah. 13 Dance.
Nice, that didn't really hurt me much though.
It's gone good. Do you see do?
You. Really.
Want to be doing this. So when you go through the hit,
you feel as if you didn't cut all the way through.
It's a little hint from the DM. Yes, that might be a thing.
So it is the cane's turn. I told you I don't like to
dance, and you dance some more. I didn't do that on purpose.
Natural 19 I. Really like.
That you're taking 19 damage almost maximum.
I told you I don't like to dance.
Don't dance. It is a good thing I use my
large because Jesus. All right, plastic.
So as you all are like doing this combat, you notice instead
of plastic, you know, usually it's like punching 30 times in
like 5 seconds. All of a sudden you just see
plastic just standing, just staring at Kane.
I want you to roll me a deep board 4.
Come on down. Welcome to Marty the Brain.
Are you smarter than Marty? Take a seat.
Take a seat.
Can't leave. No.
Oh, you have to answer. If you wanted to help your
friends, also, they're dying. And if you want to help them,
you'd have to. You have to answer my question
correctly. No.
Why now? We're never.
What do you mean yes, now never. Wait, So what?
Has never given me. You're stuck here for eternity.
Well, I still give you questions.
When. When?
Now I just got a little question for you.
What was the name of the inn that your friends went to to get
Mr. Bahamas ticket? He had a weird name.
It was Jimmy Bahamas. I don't remember it was the in
name though that it was the yogurt brothers in.
They didn't. Tell me that.
I did not. Remember.
That he's only said the yogurt brothers like 1000 times.
They didn't tell me. I also said it during the gala
2. There was a couple of mentions.
These are very hard and it's hard on purpose, yes.
So as a plastic is stuck in a chair, just facing it as you're
just pressing the screen getting it, Frog.
We're now over two people. Roll me that D20.
Hey, Hi. Hi.
Hi, hi, hi, hi.
He's pointing to you. Oh hi unzipped.
Oh, hi. You see he starts running and
just full spreading. I want you to roll me AD 4I keep
forgetting. Just.
Keep that too. You see he runs and is staring
you down while he's runs over and you see that there's just a
giant thorn Bush. You see he pulls out of a
backpack a comically giant diving like that's like 30 feet
high. You see he starts putting on
little snorkeling gear back back.
You see, he starts climbing up. So basically what everyone else
sees is people just straight frontlining and running to this.
So you see as he's doing the like Looney Tunes, jumping on
the diving board up and down. Oh.
My. God just dives head 1st and
looks 10 weeks. Boom you are now diving head
first into the horn bushes. You can give me a Dexterity
saving throw with disadvantages. As you're diving straight in,
you just get all fill all these thorns just all prickling in on
you and you are going to take three damage.
Still up people, It is now your turn.
You're about 40 feet away from Pain in the Thorn punch.
No, this is. Just in California you're.
Actually evil I am. No, I'm not doing that.
I want to get back into the action.
So right now you're in too. That's what I'm saying.
Like you're, I will say you're in the thorn Bush.
So anytime you try to leave, you're going to take more damage
because you're stuck inside of it.
So unless you can get out with a check, is this what I'm saying?
Like if you fail the check, you'll take damage and it's
going to be small, but you only have a little bit of.
You need to heal yourself. 1st So it might put you down and you
know if you go down bad things happen.
I don't want. To leave.
This. Holy slope.
So roll 2D8 and then add your plus for a loved one.
When I created this character, I cried laughing at all the things
that I came up with. Oh, all right.
Reminds me of a Nixle pedic. Or how do you pronounce his name
From a Young Justice. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
There's a little Mitchell. Yeah.
Skyler, Bosnia. How much did you get?
8 total. Dang, 2D eights plus yours.
Got a one out of 2 + 5. That sucks.
Yeah. That's all right.
So that was your action. I will say you can do a bonus
action try and get out. I would allow that, but you can
however you want to attempt it. It's up to.
It depends if you want to be forceful out to be strength, if
you try and maneuver your way out to be decks, if you want to
try and do a spell somehow, or if you have any other way that
you like. I guess nature check.
I would allow you know that kind of stuff.
If you can make a point for it, I will more than likely listen
and agree. Like survival.
Acrobatics. As we say, acrobatics with that
word. Do a flip out I.
Thought you yeah, try and get yeah, I'll.
Try that. Oh my God, I was going to say if
you fail you will take damage. But again, it's small but you
don't have much else. 1212 OK, so as you're you're climbing
through, you get pierced a little bit in your side.
You take two damage, but you are out of the thorn Bush and that
is your turn. Wander.
Thanks. You're up.
There's still one guy and Kane. Or is it just Kane?
I'm going to try to witch bolt. No, I'm not.
It's a nine this which Bolt won't go on.
Yeah, that's not gonna hit. No, this is your spell attack.
Modifier +5 Good, I'm just rolling.
Terrible. I think that's everyone kind of
right now. Tex, he's gonna, he's gonna run
up and fire on Kane. He's gonna hit on the first one.
He's gonna do 8 damage so severely.
Yeah, he's going to hit on that one.
And he's going to beat. He's leaping in the.
Bushes heat damage, all right. Clue can't roll above A5, I'm
going to. Hit Kane, Try 13.
Nope. So it says turn now, I'm going
to grab you. Can he chop him?
Yeah, he's going to chop you right across the chest.
Yeah, I. Request that you don't.
So bam, that is a 16. Yeah, OK, you are going to take
12. So half at six.
Especially if he's raging. I know.
Alright. Like I'm not trying.
I believe me. Plastic.
Don't you roll me AD 20, please. I don't want to be here. 19.
OK, I got. I got a question for you.
I got a little question for you. Are you smart?
Hey, it's me. Hey, it's me.
Are you smarter? Hey, it's me.
Are you smarter than Marty the Brain?
What do you think? You're smarter than Marty the
Brain. Welcome back.
Who are you talking to? The world.
So I got a question for you the night of the gala.
You remember that night? Vaguely.
I was really. Tired.
Who opened the tooth guard door? Huh.
Who opened the tooth guard door? Whether you delivered the food
to the room? The box?
Who was it that you opened the door?
Who was it that you gave it to and then you ran away a role
history with disadvantage yes, OK, I OK, I was going to say I
thought you I do remember, but I plastic was hand run.
Yes, OK, that's going to be a one.
You have no clue. You're probably answer would be
either people or clue or wander the people that are near you.
It's a natural 1, unnatural 1. OK, Just is it not touching a
screen? Is that what?
Yeah, Like, well, it's basically it's just, it's just the
questions there. I'm being silly.
But yeah, he's just asking you a question and I'm like, can I
physically touch it? Yeah, OK.
If it's like glass, you can kind of see it like I'm just
squeezing it because I'm getting the answer wrong.
Yeah, it's getting tighter and tighter.
But you see, it's not affecting the screen at all, if anything
just making it larger. Like I don't know how this is
happening. All right, Wanderer or sorry,
people. Oh, OK, Sorry.
I forgot. I thought you really wanted to
do something. You're here, you see?
Straight, right? When you're getting at pulling
the thorns out of you, you see just this chimney swing runs
straight up to Kane and goes silly dance, my silly dance.
This is my people silly dance. And you hear people saying that
over and over and all of a sudden and you just look
straight up at Kane. Sharon down there, I told you
like to dance. It's.
Not me dancing. People, it is now your turn.
No way to stop it. No, there is.
These are all like really low but.
If I'm supposed. To do.
And it didn't help that you went down.
Yeah, that's true. Because things get more.
Difficult. Get more difficult.
Yeah. So what are you doing?
Do you have Kane right in front of you?
I'm. Doing a little silly thing.
Do you want to try to hit them? Details.
I'm gonna try to hit him. I wish this one was mine. 1616
does hit it. You can use it. 1414 very nice.
You see, it does not Pierce all the way through.
This is just evil tearing DM mode.
All right. Anything else that you want to
do? OK, wonder I'm.
Going to kill myself 6 + 5. Can you hold that green one?
Yeah, tried to. I'll yeah, I'll let you reroll,
let you reroll at that, because I mean, it's been rough.
And I can't roll above a tip I didn't.
Think this fight would go this? It's even worse.
It's even worse and. Listen.
To I don't know. I.
Never use that. Guys, roll this.
Try it. Hey, I'm getting it.
I'm legit now you feel just the world feeling pity.
I've gotten one hit. I know that's why that is what 6
rounds with triple advantage and you got it.
That's just going to be. My God.
OK. 'Cause we need you desperately
here. Yeah, that what did I
originally. Say.
It was a four, right? Yeah, 14.
So that is doubled. Thank God.
'Cause we need you.
So there's a little Ant there for you, all right?
It's going to be Tex. He's going to fire off.
He's going to hit there, he's going to do 14 damage.
He's looking really hurt. He's going to fire again.
He's going to miss. All right, Clue. 12 OK next
person. Yet it's my turn.
Hey, can you give him a last ride?
He pokes you in the eyes first and that is an 8.
That. Misses.
All right, that's good. You need that.
All right, Plastic roam your D20.
Please let me out of this place. No.
How many deals were made in Episode 8?
This is so mean. Try to remember, what does she
remember? People did tell.
People did mention a deal we the lunar snow.
She does remember that. Because Godzilla, that's too.
Was there another one there there?
Was but I just I just trying to rack my brain and then someone
else mentioned it. You were, There was.
She. But was she paying attention?
That's the part. Because I remember Betsy yes.
And then why did people? Make.
Pink balls. The only issue was plastic was
in a jail cell. Yeah, that's what else.
Yeah. OK so she's going to say too but
they all did discuss the Minotaur bit and told you all
immediately after. So I would let you do a history
check because they did tell you immediately after.
Yes that's what I'm saying. It's 3.
So, well, yeah, they told me about the.
Minotaur, you said with the manager.
Yeah. 15 It says You remember that 3 You're much smarter than
me, but you can go. Fine.
Leave next time, you and me next time.
OK, You remember that? Yeah.
There's pretty face. It's always going to be right
there. You remember that?
So basically you're pointing at them, and then you just come
back and see the little chaos going on.
People brought me that B20, that 20, that 20, so you see as.
Yes. You see, he looks at you sadly
and then puts his things in a small little like just put on
the end of a stick. Yeah, knapsack.
You see just just slowly putting his head down, walking away and
every now and then turning back and looking, it just walks off.
It's still annoying when I roll up 20.
People, you're up. What's he wearing?
It's a lot of just cloth stuff. He's not really wearing any
metal. I know.
Yeah. Unfortunately, yeah.
He really doesn't I. Was going to swing.
In OK. With my sword.
He is so hurt too, is The funny thing.
He's barely alive and I know it's going to last like 3 more
rounds. 20 with disadvantage. No 10.
OK, OK, you're fine. You're fine.
All right. Anything else?
Wanderer is looking barely alive.
It's a good thing, because which bolt just goes off, yeah.
So double this damage, he has 11 health. 7 not doubled.
So that is enough? Yep.
So how does it look? One very straight lightning air
just straight out pierces him through the.
Heart. So yeah, it goes through as he
just goes and leans over to people and grabs like he's like
pulling at you as he's been dragged down, like even deeper
down. I'm going.
To grab. Just going down, just trying to
grab on as you just see his hands go into the dirt.
So as you all are standing there, I want you to give me
perception or investigation. 19. 1410. 18.
So with the 19 and the 18 as the the kind of dust of combats
going off, you notice things are dark with flashes of lightning
every now and then. And you see in the very, very
far, far distance, looks like hundreds and hundreds of miles
away on that island where they had mentioned the Reapers
domain, you see explosion of a volcano erupting.
And then through the dust, you see the stretching of a skeletal
bird as you hear. And it sounds as if it's like
right next to you. Just leave your neck tingling as
you see the dust start to go up with its wings.
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