Hello everyone, welcome back to 22 One World's Divided episode
9/10/10. There is a new face here.
What's your name? My name is Davian.
Davian, Davian. We'll see his character later.
Well, go ahead and introduce the rest of you all.
Jordan Plastic. Taylor's Peeble.
Sarah playing Wanderer. Sam playing club.
Where we had last left off, you all had been underground meeting
at the Rock Inn Express, where you admit Zane and Kane, the
twins, where Kane was trying to be.
So do I do this? No, because I haven't been able
to listen to. All right, I guess I'll do it.
So I don't know what's happening.
So anyway, so Kane, you all met him.
He has a different viewpoint on the king.
Their companion, Reggie, is supposed to be king in their
eyes. They don't know for sure the new
king that it was appointed. Callan hates you guys.
Specifically two people. Taylor just clocked out.
I heard the beep. And as you all were in the
Rocket Express, you all went over and brought you went over
and met some goblins inside. Of the rat away.
Sam absolutely annihilated them with two Nat 20s, broke through
them, made it, took the Princess to her brother, gave him his
lunar snow, and you all met with a mysterious cloaked woman who
says she is a guard and told you all that Reginald and the Rockin
Express is under attack. So that's where we are right
now. You all are there with her as
you all are starting to run back to a secret way to get down.
Is there anything you guys want to do real quick as you're
running on the streets? Have to get down from this
building, yeah? Diving off.
In order to come redirecting. I.
Remember now? Yeah, clearly throwing John
Goblin in the wall. Are you just like straight like
diving off them? Might as.
Well. Hey, somewhere I just, yeah,
it's the perfect Assassin's Creed.
The Eagle screech and everything.
Yep. So you're already down.
So anything like that you all want to prep or anything as
you're going through? Is the person still with us?
Yeah, she's still what they you all can ask her anything.
You don't know anything about her other than she told you
about the attack and the tooth guard was going to be taxed
soon. I was going to ask how she
knows. OK, so as you are are running
and talking, she's well I know it's because I'm a guard and I
work with the King and I've seen things.
All I you need to know is he needs to be dealt with.
He is in. Callan.
OK, OK. King Callan.
Just just want to make sure. He's got plans and like I can't
fully confirm, but I've seen things I've been going to wipe
out, just all of them that aren't humans or dwarves or
elves. Everyone else is going to be out
and. We know that she's a Dragonborn,
right? Yes, you can see that she's
Dragonborn, so you can see that maybe that is what she's
helping. But if you want insider, you
can. Or if there's anything else.
I want already did. I can't.
Remember. I think we all did and we all
rolled really bad. Yeah.
Unless you want to give us so as you are going through the
running back. So we'll say you did and you
messed up. So you're running through.
Any other questions for her? How long you been a guard?
I've been a guard. Of six years, Six years for the
castle. You like your job?
It's a job. I mean, I liked it better before
King Callen took over. Yeah.
That's it's a little weird that he wants to get rid of these
creatures, but you're one of the guards, like, don't you?
Think I got a feeling he's planning on getting rid of the
guards too. I figured he would have like got
rid of you guys quicker but. I don't.
Think he can implement all that in the day all right.
That's reasonably came for like a hour.
Not even .4 hours. All right.
It's been about like 2 days. Yeah, so as she's ready over and
she takes you over to a grate and there's a ladder down and
she's holding up for you all and say down there and you just go
straight and it should take you off the Rocket Express.
I can't be seen because if they know that I'm with you all, then
I can't get any more information.
How? Are we going to keep in touch?
Tomorrow night, meet me back at the statue and my name's Clover
so. Clover Clover, red Clover bring
info right over. Yep, that's my name.
That's. OK.
All right. So she looks it up.
Are you all just going straight down?
Yeah. Yeah.
OK, so as you go straight down into the sewers into like the
right of ways, go and make me perception or investigation
checks. 11. Nat 20 + 1 per investigation.
On Nat 20. 11. So as you all go down, do you
immediately like, get the like the taste in the air that a
battle has already happened? The Tang of blood.
And like just steal everything, like clashing.
You hear that like little footsteps over by where the
Rocket Express the secret entrance was, and you see that
the wall was just smashed down. And you do see Zayn is hiding in
a corner, like looking around. He doesn't see you all.
Do we see any poverty? No.
What did you get? Any enemies?
I got AI got 120. Well, I figured it would just
tell you all, yeah. OK, any enemies leftover?
So you can tell you're not exactly there, but you can hear
that there is still. It sounds like the guards are
like kind of like clean up duty. Looking around you can imagine
the guards want them the whole battle.
So like there's no fighting left.
Guards is. In like.
The Kings. The Kings guards.
Yeah, Are just walking around and they're like, you hear them,
like moving chairs, like looks like they're digging through
things, kind of. OK.
So we need to go into this cautious.
Yes, Zane is in the room still like he's it looks like he's
trying to sneak out. OK.
And you see him there? We need to go into this battle
ready, I think, because the Kingsguards are on the lookout.
I mean, is anybody else there that we got to worry about or
anything or? Zane's in there.
Oh yeah, we got to ride. So you know that you don't know
exactly how many, but you heard at least like 7 footsteps in
there walking around. Seven sets of footsteps.
Just all walking around, moving furniture, picking up bodies,
carrying them in and out, OK. So do we go in guns blazing?
Roll me Davian AD 20 just flat. So you're going to grab your D20
up and just roll and tell me whatever that number is. 11.
OK, so we're cutting over from you all.
As you're getting ready to go into that area, we're going to
cut over to your office. OK, So it describe to me how you
imagine like your office to be. Yeah, it is very rundown.
It is not the best. Life is not good, money is not
coming. We're in the streets right now.
Very like old moldy, kind of raggedy.
We got 2 desks, 1's like the secretary's desk, then my desk,
but it's just me bouncing back and forth between both of them.
Had a budget cuts, so I had to fire the secretary and yeah,
just kind of. Think, go and describe your
character. Yeah, and so Eric O Crow,
Ranger, little set, like look a little different from everybody
else because everybody's like a plain little eagle.
But I'm a duck. I'm a Mallard duck coloring.
So I've got the green head, you know, green eyes, little small
guy, you know, short KING5, 9/1. 60 What kind of outfit do you
think? And right now I usually rock in
the same trench coat I am every day.
But I got like little sluts, you know, kind of cut into so my
wings can flap out. But yeah, no shoes, just
wobbling around. So as you're sitting there, what
do you think you usually do just day-to-day, just sitting in your
office? Yeah, you.
So usually I'm just kind of hanging out waiting for
customers to come in. We don't really just got like
the neon sign kind of flickering out.
Just hoping somebody comes in needing something investigated.
Hopefully somebody lost something.
Need help finding someone whatever it may be, but it must.
Be an investigation check Real. Quick investigation check real
quick. So you'll rule your D20 and your
D4. So D4. 17 plus. +6 so I got a
20. 3 So as you're going through, just sitting in your
office, you look through and you're looking at the neon sign
and it looks like someone has stolen a bunch of the letters.
So it's just, it's just hardly anything.
There's like an I there, AC there, all kinds of just couple
letters just placed out. And as you're sitting there, you
feel like something is trying to talk to you in your head.
OK. How did you react?
So. To having someone just randomly
like it's trying to Pierce inside of your head like
talking. Panic.
If you're trying to like keep your cool or if you're trying to
OK, so you're here, can you? Hear me and.
Then what you say back. Yeah.
This is vain. From the Rocket Express in
trouble will pay. How much we talking?
10. Let's bump that number up. 15,
please. That's.
Pretty good. So as you hear this, you've
talked to this person before saying he runs the local like
underground, like Speakeasy Tavern that is close by to your
office. So he's talking to you
telepathically, sending you a message.
And is there anything that you're doing before you leave
your office to head over there? No, just kind of file paperwork.
Make it look like I'm busy, staying busy, Take a few steps
here and there, nothing crazy. So as you're getting you've got
everything and you're rushing that way over you 4 are all just
like still debating the same plan.
And as you're all talking, you do see did you say your picture
name Quil Quil? Yes, So you do see Quil is
coming over, walking over to you all you all never met for.
All right, dude, I don't think you should go in there.
There's a couple soldiers. First of all, why are you here?
What's going on? Yeah.
Yeah, I just heard a guy talking in my head and he said he's
going to pay me, so here I am. Let's just cut right to the
chase. Did he?
Did he tell you a name? Said Zane Main Rain.
Something like that. OK, same.
Yeah. So you all we'll say you told
the information everything. So you did hear that there was
like 7 different sets of people moving around in there they they
heard. And Zayn is in the middle of it,
cowering, hidden. So what we think the best plan
is, guys? I don't know that we're really
going to be able to stealth our way out of this one, so we might
as well go in guns a blazing, get a surprise round.
Hopefully. What is that?
You sound like me so. What does everyone think?
Guns blazing. I'm fine with that.
Finally getting that stuff right there.
Oh man. If you all are full guns
blazing, I won't give you a surprise round.
So cutting to the battle. All right, welcome back to we
are doing the battle. So as you can see there, if you
don't mind someone pointing at the the little so Zane, the
color mini back the one's color. What right there, that one, that
one right there, that stairs pointing at touch it that one
right there that the finger is touching that's Zane.
So you know you have to get Zane out of there.
You see that there's a lot of different just guards to the
king, a lot of just random, but you do see one giant knight is
in the center and he looks super strong yes.
So we are starting up. You do get a surprise round if
you want, but you all can now discuss what the plan is.
I think you don't have to rush in now.
It would be best for. Clue.
To go after the victim are. We should we have full health or
not? What are you at?
I'm at 28 out of. 4 Go ahead, just do be full health.
I don't ask you last session. I don't.
Remember, that's why I'm asking. I don't know if it was.
I think I think you got hurt from something dumb.
Probably. So probably just like was like
you ate something too fast, took two points, I don't know.
Was it from Callan? Was it?
It may have. Stolen from that, It may have
stolen. It was a couple sessions, Yeah,
Yep. So you are in there, you all can
try and sneak in and communicate with Zane.
If you all want to try and come up with a plan and talk to
someone, you can. Oh, you have message so I.
Can talk to him. Do that?
What? Are we talking?
About. Well, also, do we think that
he's going to have a plan or is it just going to be him?
Be like Get Me Out of here. I don't think he'll.
Have him Sprint to the door. And get hit by the huge knight
like. Everyone on the way.
That's why you say there's only one person that's not in his way
or. That is where we're at, the only
entrance and exit. No.
So the stairs going up, do you see the stairs that's leading up
to the actual top where the Rock and Express officially is like
the Cares show? So we gotta get him and then get
up. Or you can go back out the where
you are now. So are we downstairs right now?
Yes. And he's upstairs.
No, no. He's downstairs, we're all
downstairs, everyone's. Downstairs.
The stairs goes up and then that's how you get outside.
Yeah, that's a different exit. We don't see the the upstairs at
all. There is no upstairs should be
on that. Yeah, OK.
All that should be ground. Floor so the stairs lead to
nothing in our brains no it. Just imagines regular floor.
Yep. Beautiful.
Just the stairs are different exit.
I don't think you have a plan. I don't.
Think so either I think we. I think just 100% give me out.
Yeah. OK.
So what's the game plan? If we want to go in order of
things, Wanderer would be first, but you all have not triggered
Compact yet. So if you want to have like
someone sneak in and do something, you can't do that.
Who has the best? Though if somebody sneaks in and
they and they catch us, we wouldn't be a type of
opportunity. Surprise round, yeah.
Yeah. I would rather just start combat
I think if anybody has a plan. I think we should go for the
child first. Go.
For the little ones first. You don't think?
We should all just get night out of combat.
I will say the only one that really looks distracted is the
one the the little ones on the table that has a drink.
Looks like it's a dwarf. That's just like partying what
they're supposed to be cleaning. You can just.
Do you want him I. Mean if.
You don't want. Him.
OK, well, I think I've made-up my mind.
I'm going to which bolt, big guy?
OK, so we're going to do a surprise round, so.
Yeah, so you will go. Everyone's going to get to react
before the enemy does. So 17 on the night.
Yeah, big boy, that does it. Sick OK 12. 4 damage.
Yep. OK.
All right. We're going to go over to
plastic. OK.
Is everything all right? Is everything 5 or diagonals
first? OK.
It's just the tables and stuff that would count as the whole
move got getting up on it and stuff.
Shift your mini over a little bit so it's on camera a little
better. Just over.
Yeah. There you go.
Perfect. And then it's going to be pleb
clue and then quote people, people.
And then what was the other one? What was the other one?
The other one what? Oh, you just said, Tim.
Yeah, I'm blinking. You don't take a full turn,
right? It's just.
Attack. Yeah.
That's a thing. OK.
All right, people, what do you want to do?
Now that we're focusing on distance, now I got to be a
little bit more calculated with how I move.
And you can do double movement, but that's taking away your
action, Yeah. So you could move your movement
twice, so you could go to 60. How far do?
You move your speed. Every block is 5 feet.
So. You.
Get to move 6. Blocks.
And then there's ranges on everything.
I don't know if we've rode down to crossbow, yeah.
Now we just have the attack. 60 per crossbow.
It might be 60, your other ones are going to be like 5 feet so
just you have to be touching them for your melee.
So I. Really can't move anywhere.
So I'll get 10, I said. Make it to debate.
Actually is. So he's actually in armor.
Yeah. He's in.
He's in armor. I think I know what you're
going. To do, yeah.
Am I trying to do? Yeah.
Am I trying? To do 30 feet do.
You have a light. Crossbow 30 feet.
It's now as far as the the crossbow goes.
You can still go further than that, but it'll be
disadvantaged. Do you have a light in?
Terms of when it comes to people, a mask.
Yeah, we'll go. Yeah.
What are you asking? Do you have a light crossbow or
a heavy crossbow? It was a hand once, it was a
light one. OK.
So 80, regular 320 or anything beyond 80 is with.
Oh, yours says 80. I just looked up the five East.
OK, maybe this was a different one.
Then maybe it was the. Rules.
Yeah. Take that if we want to do one,
we. Can do one.
Let's see this so we'll 2D eights for fire damage.
He's got a role to save. It doesn't automatically happen.
Oh OK, So what am I rolling to save?
Constitution. If you have the spell pulled up,
it'll say against your. Spell save DC.
Yeah, 'cause I 5th, 13th should have to, yeah.
My spell save DC is a 13, yeah. So what does it say?
Constitution Save. Constitution he passes.
He got a 20. Oh my gosh.
Gee. It's 20 total, not natural. 20
Well, he probably. Also has.
A good constitution. High Constitution.
I can't do anything. Though, but that was one of your
spell slots. Yep.
So we should remark that all right, Next up is going to be
Clue. I know where he's going.
The child. Oh my God.
The one that isn't party and dancing, I'll give you advantage
because they are just not there. So you're going to take the
highest role? Oh, does going into a rage count
as an action? Bonus bonus, so you can't go
into a rage. Yeah, so you'll have to wait for
your actual turn. OK, that's fine.
You just get movement and action.
Accounts I counted, I didn't. See it?
It's 8. 8 does not hit. That's with advantage.
I wrote A5 and A2. That's crazy.
Get rid of this little rough comment.
Your pluses is only a three. For like my attack bonus.
It shouldn't be your strength plus the proficiency.
Yeah, because you are proficient and so it should be +5.
Yeah, yeah. You've been nerving yourself.
Yeah, fix that. But no, it still doesn't it.
The plus three would only be for your damage, but your attack
should be +5. So imagine.
So you're going up, you got you're ready to like bash in on
them and they're just dancing and just like moving or dodging
every single one they're. You can't hit me, oldie.
They didn't see that. They shouldn't.
No, that was just me when I zoomed in.
But I was concerned about that. I can't really winner for myself
or not. Yeah, so I mean 9 of 25.
And then, right, let me pass that first.
Yeah, so it'll be. The B20, what did I do?
All right, So what are you doing?
All right, so question with the crossbow, how?
Yes, pick a character. What's the like the furthest I'm
going to be able to hit somebody from 80 feet?
From. You.
Oh my God. Yeah.
You I would say you'd hit most, but.
Probably like not this side, but probably that side.
Pretty good to go. You hit most, they could
probably even hit. Back there too, yeah.
All right, where are you? Where are you?
I'm still we're all way around. I haven't even moved yet because
I'm thinking from where I'm at if I can start picking them off.
It's 16. You have 16 spaces.
So count real quick. Maybe you want?
You can even get to this. Yeah.
So whatever you want, OK, I will tell you.
So like I described how the night was like heavier and
bigger, it's going to be harder. Yeah, and I'm avoiding.
OK, don't. Don't you fret.
All right, so the guy that's turned away right here, I wanted
to try to pick him off. OK, So we can start clearing the
path. No, the one back, this guy right
there, OK. So go ahead.
And try clear path and go around big boss there.
OK. All right.
So I got a 20. It's fine.
So you're going to do your damage.
Right, then which one? 'S the Q10.
That's the last one. Manage surprise though, yeah.
So I forgot got 7 seven damage, 7 damage lines.
Very good. This guy's still up, so you
shoot him returns and you hear everyone go time.
To fight. No one said anything to Zayn, so
he would have got an action as well.
But I was surprised as well because no one mentioned
anything. Didn't think about that.
All right, so we are starting
back at the top of the initiative.
So this is round one now. Wanderer, you're up.
OK, I get an automatic hit for which bolt since it hit him last
time. But.
Hope just kills me some damage. That ain't going to do it.
So hostile. Jesus, he's a mean dude, what
can I say? Are you moving or are you
staying where you are? I'm going to move.
Because movement is now very important.
Probably right, but I can't reach myself.
Let the expert do it. All right?
Anything else? OK, plastic, you are up.
All right, try to get this person in front of me.
Actually, I'm going to probably do this for the first time.
I'm going to activate my arms of astral silk.
All that sick. So how does that look?
How? I'm just trying to figure a
minute. So it's like, I didn't like, I
want to think like the monks have like star patterns that
represent how many key points they have.
So it's like you can't see hers because her gauze come all the
way up to like right here, but it's like 2 of them kind of glow
and then the arms just kind of like appear over top of her.
That's awesome. Yeah.
Like like little starry glow over top of both of her arms.
Super sick. Alrighty, OK.
Wait, wait. Wait, wait, don't make.
Fun. Also Sam are matching Godzilla
and Gopalzilla. Page shut out.
They do already damage spell that.
I want to do almost for that the tailors weren't.
This is a bonus action, so you get a bonus.
It's a good turn and. I think I have.
Yours. OK, so you.
Would be able to do. Hunters more unnatural 20 that
hits. Here so have you ever do that
plus so. And then?
Whenever it's going to be 5 points of radiant damage.
OK, OK. So then what I'm thinking so.
Let me check and make sure. Whatever I get plus the full
work. This is a bonus action, so
that's. OK, All right.
Hello people. What are you doing?
I wrote Lib too. That's pretty.
Crazy. I can only move so far, so you.
Can action dash if you need to? Yeah.
So that takes your solid action away, but you can move double.
So it'd be 60 feet because I think you can move 30 feet.
So let's see. Yeah, because I've got to pass
the armor glass 1st and then I'll build the team. 2025.
That's. Where we're talking.
About one more space 36. I'm one block away.
Which one are you trying? To.
This this one right here you. Can't hit them unless you use a
range attack. Yeah.
Or unless you specifically have a reach weapon, yeah.
So you could use your cantrip. I think you have a cantrip
attack. Because it's.
I don't remember which one you took.
I have vicious mockery. Yeah, so you can do vicious
mockery. So you'll do your attack on him
if you wanted, or if you have something else, save.
Isn't. It it's vicious mockery.
I'm looking. At it really mean get your
spells on there. It doesn't save.
What's this? Is this 13 wisdom they do pass
stop it. It's another 16 natural. 16 I
do. Got my spells on here, they're
all tapped up. No, but I was meaning like on
that. App I think.
Oh yeah. So when you go show them real
quick, Yeah, show them while we go through these iPhone.
All right, so you all see the Yeah, you should have killed me.
Stop it. Oh, Burt's just jumping over
tables. So now we can go over tables.
He is using his full action dash, that's all.
He is not doing any actions, but he's there.
Go past this 5 foot radius. That sounds like an opportunity
attack to me. So if someone wants to do an
attack of opportunity, you get the chance.
I got it. Is there anything different with
that? No, it's just it's a normal
attack. You can only do your normal
attack unless you take like a certain feat.
Don't worry. 22 to hit. That does hit.
When you do. That.
It has all. These and.
You can even adjust. It to yeah, 12 damage.
Very good. So as he's like walking past and
you go and you take a shot at him and you like stabbed through
his back. He just keeps like, walking
forward. Don't make me go for you next,
Pip Squeak. I hope you do, yeah.
I'm sure you will. And then he walks past and then
gets directly in your face. All right, so we're cutting over
to clue all. Right, I'm going to go into a
rage because that comment really made me mad, and then I'm going
to knock this child's head off. You're going to take it all on
this. Not even going for the night.
That's so funny. What?
Did it do? I'm going to roll.
A. Roll of 20.
Three, that does hit and. Then and then that's 11 damage.
11 damage. Nice that.
Hurts. I'm going to throw my drink in
your eyes in a minute. Quill, you're up.
All right, so while everybody's done with big boy over there,
I'm just going to start trying to pick off everybody else
around here so. It I will give you just as a
recommendation. Often it's best to finish
someone off. Instead of like hitting multiple
people, it's best to target someone who's already been.
Hit all right so the then rephrase I'm going to target the
person that I hit previously OK, that you know kind of sound the
alarm for everybody but what I actually want to do though is I
want to use my Hunter's mark OK, let's put.
That on them. Right.
So then the roll initiative. You're rolling your attack.
I'm just rolling, I don't need. It.
So no, you don't need to do that again.
That stays for the. Entire yeah, gotcha.
So then I'm just rolling the just.
Rolling that, No, no, no you. Rolled.
No, you still roll for the attack.
Yes, OK, 13 + 7. So I got 20 on that.
OK, so that hits that one. And then with my crossbow.
That is. Horribly.
Cocked. Yeah, that just like landed like
sideways. You can reroll it, Yeah, yeah.
Like land perfectly flat all. Right.
Beautiful. So we're going to get and 3:00.
So we got an 11-D6 and I get my D6.
All damage is good. So that's true.
Got 2 on that one. 1313 total. He had exactly 13 health.
So how do you shoot? How do you put this guy down?
Executioner style. So he turns, basically they're
in here, it just collapses. All right, now for the time
that. I was this one was facing away
but then turn whenever we. Came.
Yeah, is that one they did. All right.
No, I was. Bugging probably this is not
clear as no I need to. Yes.
So. He needs to move his Hunter's
mark. OK.
So who are you putting it on? We're going to go with the child
now, OK. And then so now it would be the
same thing again. So roll that and then roll my
hand. Then all the D sex.
Yep. He's going to have a tournament
second. This is about people only.
Hopefully he. Doesn't immediately.
Attack while there's several guards surrounding him each
ribs. Yep, collapsed, dead.
Broke his neck on the table. So first we're going to do The
child is throwing their drink in your eyes, that's a 17.
Yeah. You're going to take 6 damage
that. Was Max.
The one on people is going to stab Nat 20.
Oh God. Let me sit, because now we're in
the thick of it. Everybody knows.
This could be usually that. Thanks.
It's only 12 coming away worse, all right, I thought.
It was a big guy with a Nat 20 though.
Yeah. That's coming up later.
The dwarf there is going to do a slingshot at you Nat 20.
Again, Oh my God. I kid you not.
That's crazy. That's two in a row.
That's not that sense. I did.
I actually did. Just where I did the exact same
thing, two nap 20s in a row. Mr. One in 400.
Yeah. You're not so special, Sam. 8
damage 8. All right, let's see.
The one on plastic is going to stab.
It's a natural 18. So good. 8 damage.
The one back there is going to take a shot at Clue 14.
My own bus is 14. I never know which one we're
doing. 6 damage give. Me a break.
Well, you got to half it now. Because you're rating, yeah.
So make sure you're both. Yes, yes, yes.
Make sure you have that. All right.
That is everyone. Zane.
OK, He's staying hidden there for a second.
Smart. I'm going to wait.
All right, Wanderer, I'm. Going to get.
Another watch Ball off 3. Three damage.
OK, that's it. OK, that's.
All I can. Do all right, plastic.
All right, here we go. Good grief, assume A10 doesn't
hit. 10 does not hit. Oh, there we go, 22. 22 does it.
Sorry, it was 23. Oh.
That's going to be. 5:00 Nice. This one's looking very, very
hurt. OK, the first time.
Yeah, I know that it would have been down.
People. Take out my sword and try to hit
this guy. So you're going to move up one
more space, right? That you do.
No, he ran up on him, right? Oh, OK, everything exactly.
Right. So 15. 15 does hit yes. 9 9
Good. Job.
All right, it's the Knights. Anything else?
Nope. OK it's the Knights turn.
He's grabs his axe slamming it down on you.
That is 25 to hit. Wow.
That. Beats my shield as well, so
yeah. You take 9 damage.
OK, all right, Clue. You're up.
My child. Hello child.
You're staying right where you are.
Yeah, just dancing around while you're, like, stabbing.
All right, Quill is up. Yes, I almost said.
Since the child is still there, yes, I'm going to go for the
child, OK? With your crossbow.
With my crossbow. Oh yeah.
Does that Hunter's mark just affect you?
OK. Yeah, that's.
Just. Part of the.
Class. I didn't know that whole. 17. 17
hits. Did you have you hit her?
Yeah, it's OK. I just want to make sure it's
looking 30. One I did, I think 12 damage,
yeah, DC. Sometimes there's a lot of
knockers and they blend together and a three. 7 12 so. 1515
damage. Yeah, very good.
This. The child is barely alive.
Oh my God. Child is still.
Alive. Wait, you did 12?
Sorry, I've heard the wrong. Yes the child is dead.
Sorry, smoke them. That one is, that 1 is.
Down, yes, I want to move my Hunter's mark to the far one
over. Here, the one that's on plastic,
correct? OK, we need to get one of those
actually. Condition ring.
I think we have some. I think we do.
Can you look through this real? Quick to see if there's.
Sure. All right.
Those Quill the enemies, the same 1 is going to shoot at you
again with a slingshot that's 19.
Yes. OK, you're going to take 6
damage. Let's.
The one on people, that's a 17. Yep, that hits.
You're going to take 8 damage. OK.
All right. Nothing in here but cards OK.
Maybe not, but we'll have to get something for that.
The one that is on plastic Nat 20, they put me down.
Down for the love of the game. That's 13 damage.
I'm down, right? What is Zane doing?
Hanging out and have his action. He was hiding there until he
passed. You better be healing.
The one is firing on Clue, that's a miss and then the other
one is the one that's by Zane. Can you move them six faces?
Yep. And they are going to take a
shot at people. Sick. 19.
Yeah, it is. You're taking three damage.
OK, All right. So how's everyone's health
looking? Who's the most hurt?
No, I'm not. I have four hit points though.
Hold on one second. OK. 4.
So you all here from the very corner over there, you hear just
like a guitar riff, super loud and super fast and it is sending
what do? You mean?
Zayn is sending Healing Word over to plastic.
It's cocked. The bar face turn.
Oh. My God, stop.
That is 9 Health. OK, let's see.
He's going to try and hide again, OK?
All right, Wander, I've got a witch fault.
You didn't do concentration. Oh, that's right.
OK, well, I got a nine. My Constitution. +5 I'm.
Good. OK, it was a 14, so 8 more
damage. Anything else?
Nope. And plastic.
Well, if I. Move away.
I. Don't want?
It on the same one yes, you're probably going to kill him here
20 to. 1. 10. He's dead.
You only have four hills. So then do I need to move my
hunters mark now that you took out the 1?
So I want to move it on the guy that's been hitting me over
here. Actually, oh, he's standing in
four different spots, I think. I think he was on this one,
yeah. And then people was on this one.
Oh, that's my people. I got a lot going.
On. You, yeah.
Jordan, the battle master. Whoever moved this guy put him
on 4 squares. So I'm just all I'm saying, I
think. You may have just started.
There. That was not me, I.
Think the 9th on 4 squares. I definitely didn't move him.
I probably we all watched you do 2121.
That was you every. Single one of.
Us you touch every single. And move to.
Hey, I will neither confirm nor did I it was.
Like everything got shifted over a little I.
Forgot what I was even doing. You're damaged there.
Quit laughing and abstracting. What is that?
Four. Yeah, 4 damage went to this one
that's attacking. People all right.
OK, I will do it. OK, we'll just slice this kids
throat. I don't even know if it's a kid.
It's no, they're not kids dwarves.
They're half legs. You're also a dwarves.
I'm also a kid. I rolled a 17.
That hits. Yeah, it does.
Let's see. 4/8. Very good.
This one is looking hurt. OK, the knight is just smashing
back down onto you. That's natural. 70 so.
It says Blossom. I'm not going to tell you.
What's it? What's it become?
Do you? Are you supposed to know before
you feel? I don't think you're supposed to
know before. You do.
No, it's supposed to be. You take a guess whether it does
or not, right? It's a reaction to the attack.
So if the hit like OK, it's going to hit, you can reaction.
25. That doesn't work.
Actually 24. Yeah, it still isn't working
because it's a + 5 for shield, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah. You're taking 10 damage.
This is your healer, by the way. Everyone, I'm sure.
One healing spell, everyone. Like to disengage.
Also people you might need to one of you 3 need to start
healing. Yeah, I'm probably going to have
to disengage. That clue what are you doing?
Well, I'm out of spells so. You're not out of spells.
What? You're not out of spells.
I was on one last time. No, you have.
Full. OK I got 1 less boosh.
No, you have more than how many you should have used.
I only have two spell slots. Yes, but then one's a Cantor.
But doesn't count as the spell slot, no?
Vicious. Mockery.
That's why that's an attack, one that you're supposed to use a
lot. Yeah, that's not healing.
Right, you've only used one spell slot.
Yes. So you only have two spell
slots. Yeah, you have more than two.
I should have. I'm telling you right now.
I'll take. I'll take a look.
At I have a touch we. Can keep going.
I don't know what you do right in spells, all right won't keep
clue. Yeah.
I. Got. 2 seconds.
Bring that back. Yeah, no, we hadn't done that in
a while. Is that not an actual rule?
Yes it is OK. It's just we hadn't been because
of the. No.
Question just you're good I'm. Not using that.
Size. Oh, you did do.
You should have burned one second one first.
There we go. OK.
So I should have 3 left. Correct.
OK, I rolled 14 twice. It doesn't.
Hit. I think so.
Wait, wait, That's your total? Yeah.
Yeah, No quill. All right, give the mark on the
one that's been. Shooting Yep.
So I'm going to go ahead with my.
Crossbow. Oh no, Oh no, doesn't.
Work. Yeah, anything going to work
too? Forgot 9.
A9 does not hit Yeah. Do you want to move or anything
or are you still staying in your?
Spot. Oh no, I'm staying in my spot.
I'm quite comfortable. Keep me away from that violence.
It is the enemy's turn. So we're gonna just do this.
The one that's firing on you again.
That's a miss the night. Yeah.
He's going to try and put one word.
Oh, no. Here he went.
Yeah.
So that's. Why right now you're.
Trying to kill me. 12 to hit people doesn't hit sick.
Let's see. Yeah, those two back there,
one's going to take a shot on Clue 16.
Yes, yes, 16, yeah. OK.
Thank you Sam all. Very.
Tired. That is 7 damage.
Half. Half.
Yeah. I did not have it.
It's you. Round down to whatever helps you
the most. It's round up.
The other one is going to take a shot at you.
They're firing an arrow at you. It's a 13 that misses.
OK, I know Zane is of who's got the lowest health now.
I. Have 7.
I'm at 13. He's going to heal people real
quick. Sick.
Is that what the guitar sounds like that?
Was minimum. That's 5.
It's something. And it's still very nothing but
5 DU people. He's going to try, he's going to
take a shot at one of them back there.
He's going to miss. He's fired like a little bolt
out and was like OK, Nope, right back.
All right, so Wanderer back up to the top.
I'm going to action disengage, move away.
Let's see. Oh my God, I can't see anything.
I'm going to get all the way over.
Here that's. Right, OK.
And I'm going to Healing Word myself, so.
So it's AD 4 plus your modifier, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm good. I'm good.
All right? That's it for me.
All right, plastic all. Right, it's going to be 18 on.
That one that hits very. Good 8:00 and 7:00. 55.
Damage. OK, still up, but it's very
hurt. So. 1414 does not hit all right
people. Who has a lot of healthier?
He said he's got some back. I am back up to 18 so. 18 I
don't know, just probably I can't use mage handle myself
because. You cure wounds yourself, I cure
wounds myself. And.
Cure Wounds. Yeah, things.
Yeah, I thought I healed. No, you're thinking of cure
wounds. So you'll use your D8 and then
if it's you do a second level you'll use 2D8, but if you just
do the first it'll just be one. I'll just do 1.
D8 and then plus my spell modify Yeah sick 1.
Oh my God. So 6.
Right. It's whatever you spell cast
list, so whatever your charisma modifier is.
Oh, so it should be 4 then what? 16 Oh no, you did it backwards.
It's like what? What 3?
Of. Them anything else that you're
doing? Nope.
OK, bonus action. It is the night.
So literally you walked away, he is walking forward letting
another attack of opportunity. So go ahead and do your attack
as he's casually just walks back to.
My God, stop. Slow walks back. 22.
That's slower than that does hit.
Nah, he's just slower than that. He's not moving at all.
That's. Another 15 damage.
Nice. He's.
So slow he just doesn't even move.
I wish. He attacks you with aura I.
Don't want? That.
So he comes over slashing down on you again.
He's targeting me. There is a reason because
mechanic wise whoever attacked him first, he was going to
target. Yeah.
That was Sarah the 13. That doesn't happen often.
Yeah, we can. All right, Clue.
I'm assuming I'm taking all of the John strapped to my chest
still. How John was doing?
Right. What's?
Advantage 22. That is, there we go.
That's another 15 damage I did the exact same that I did do.
That again. You're not going to like it when
I turn and do this to you and it turns directly right back to
wander you're. Not.
Going to be alive, Quill. All right, I'm.
Trying to finish off the guy I've been missing over here.
OK. That is a Nat 20.
All right, so you're going to roll your damage twice.
Let's talk about people. Let's talk about.
It first Nat 20? Yeah.
Damaged twice, yes, got it. It'll only add your bonus once.
Yes, so Paco Senso got 12 so. Far and then just whatever that.
Is with six still got 18. Very bad.
Six. And then you get your Hunter's
mark, right? Oh, and I get my Hunter's Mark
with my D6. Yeah.
And double that too. You know what?
Why don't this keep rolling more?
Actually triple this. Punch.
I. Mean if you're willing enough to
make an argument. Because you only had your
modifier once. But we won't do it.
Yet right. So I guess.
It it is your damage. I-20 total?
Yep, 20. OK, so as this one's firing,
been firing at you and you missed, I just mind you, just
clock in and then you fire. You just go in for the kill.
Yep. So boom, right there, that one
is dead. So that dwarf on the back there
is dead. All right, We're going to do the
two backs there. One is going to fire on people.
Need to move. I want to move my Hunter's mark
on to the one that people staring at.
OK, Adam, make a suggestion. Could you maybe target him, the
big guy we need to. We'll target the big guy.
Yes, our focus. We'll target the big guy.
Because we can handle the little guys.
OK, so big rag is that that you're keeping it on the one on
people that's stabbing? It's 12.
Sick that misses. OK.
Firing one on clue, that's two. That's not hitting.
The other one is firing on plastic that is a Nat 1, so I'm
willing to let you redirect it. It is so bad on their part, it's
like they kind of just threw it to you.
Like the purpose. It's the easiest one you've ever
done. Well, I have to burn a key
point. No, OK, I just catch it.
I'm like. You can do that and.
Then it just comes back and hits him.
I. Don't remember all the mechanics
off the top of my. Head worst case I can just make
you some random damage count. And kick my brain.
Today, so it is not there. All righty, reduce it to 0.
Zane's going to take a shot at one of them real quick.
While you're doing that, he hits one of them four or five damage.
Also, Zane's out. Yeah.
Right here, and he has two spell slots left, so he has a Bard as
well. So the same class that Taylor
is. Yeah.
But they have different subclasses, so they're a little
different. The genre.
Yeah, doesn't specify, so I think I just turned it into a
monk weapon. OK, that's what I was going to
say. Like yeah, if you want just do
one of your. And I don't have to roll right,
it just. Yeah, just.
Like my mom doesn't do 4. OK, so it's going to be. 4.
Nice. OK, all right.
Zane went wander here. I'm going to pull out Flame
Blade and I'm going to try and hit him.
I can never remember it should be +5 OK. 21. 21 hits. 18-O1.
And I did a fleet 6448912 damage nice.
And then since flame blade is a blade I have two weapon attack,
can I use my dagger and do a second?
Second flame blade. No, I have two daggers and a
flame blade. Like I could pull out a dagger,
right? Could I?
Maybe. You have two?
Yeah. OK.
You do attack with dagger. I'm probably that.
Oh, don't you have the other weapon fighting?
You're not lying. Actually.
Yeah, I trust you. Actions in combat 2 weapon
fighting, yeah. Yes, you do your dagger attack
on. Actually it wasn't equipped.
I know. Imagine if we.
That's an R20. That'd be awful.
That 20, I thought the first campaign I played with, you had
equipped everything and you had to mention every single thing
you did. If you didn't say like you
picked up your weapon or put it back in your hand, you would say
that it was gone. 4/9. Is he dead?
What do you mean? No, he's hurting 40 points he's.
Hurt, He's hurt. I mean, if you look at his total
health. He's.
Still got yeah, he's going to say see there's like he's got
he'll need a bandage. All right, people, I'm.
Going to try to hit this guy I've been trying to kill for
like the whole game. Oh.
My God all. Right.
It's the night, you see. He like kind of just stretches a
little bit. I'm going to put you down here,
sorry. That one.
There's a 19 well, so, so you see as he's going down to hit as
like his axe is going, the back of it lights up.
Whoa, whoa. Phase two, Level 3.
Searing. Snipe.
Or something like. That you are taking 19.
Oh my God. Wanderer is now down.
Is that the? Searing snipe or something like
that. Yep.
OK, I can. That's great.
I'm glad I got by like 1 good hit.
And yeah, you definitely need it because he is hurt, but I mean
it just he's a very strong enemy.
All right, clue. You just see wandering just get
put down with this searing blade.
You're correct to regret that, even though that was really
cool. 1414 does not hit. I don't.
Think he's feeling any regret, right?
Now. Yeah, I'm totally not well.
Yeah, yeah. No, but you get.
So basically you fire off at him and he turns.
Look, see what is this guy? He's him.
What do you mean? Zane is going to?
Yeah, he's going to use one of his others to try and get you
back up. That is 10 health, really good.
Nice. Really good.
He only has one spell slot left. Thank you.
You're welcome. Get Me Out of here.
Please. This guy won't die.
I know Wanderer you are up now. OK, so it's to give you context.
If wander wouldn't have came back up and it would have got
back to Wanderers turn death savings throws would have
started. So that's where you roll AD 20
and if it's 10 and up it counts as a success.
If it's nine and below it's a failure.
So 3 successes you're stable, 3 failures you're dead by
completely. Whichever 1.
You hit three first. So I'm up, is that what you
said? OK I'm not going to re up my
flame blade but I am going to pull out my second dagger and
I'm just going to attack. Still on the big one.
Right. Yep, that was 19.
It hits. 6 damage and then Oh my God math Jesus Christ 24. 24
total. Yeah, and six damage.
OK, nice. He is looking.
He's looking hurt. Really hurt.
Plastic. Yeah, let's see if we can
finally put this person down. Please.
That's a natural 19. That is 8. 8 Dammit, he had
exactly 8 health. Left.
So that one is down. 10/15/20. Don't come over.
Here what do you mean? You just threw an arrow back.
At me bonus action Florida balloons.
That's. Another 19 and 18/19/18.
Yes. Actually didn't need to be that.
Close, but I don't know my character.
I'm sorry. It's 4. 9/13.
Seems like you Barry hurt I. Have to go.
All right, people, what are you doing?
I'm running up to get the one right beside him.
I think so. Yep.
You're going for the one beside. Yeah, OK.
And I'm going to use my sword. Let's see 6816.
Hits. We aren't doing flanking, are
we? Sam's been doing it this whole
time. I couldn't.
Have been rolling with her. Back.
Well, I know that you I was confused on what you did last
time, so I was going to tell you.
I was going to tell you this time.
I thought you did. Something this one is also
looking. Very hard and then not be able
to order damage. Plastic is starting to cry a
little. Bit you.
Have. You see that?
But that's. That yes.
You see the knight pulls the axe back again.
Wow, got up. Time to go back down as you see
the searing blade lights up again. 20.
Not in that 20. Not in that 20.
Wait, that's that's it completely.
Yes, Shield. OK.
So use your shield. Very good.
He was going with intent on that one.
That feeling that was going to be strong.
I had a. Feeling.
He's going like 25 points a day. Probably.
All right. Clue.
Goodbye. Hi, Mr. Blue.
Night. I have to stop talking.
All right. I guess you don't have the.
Immediate karma. Quill, you're up all right,
firing on the night. I'm going to fire on the night I
just got down. Wait, I didn't use advantage, Is
it too right now? Go ahead.
You'll allow it all. Right.
So thank you. It wasn't worse.
Does not hit. All right, Zane.
He's going to take a shot at them.
He hits. He does 4 damage to the one that
you're attacking. This one looks near death.
All right, Wander. I'm going to healing Word
myself. Nice, nice, nice.
I might be able to withstand one hit maybe and then I'm going to
create my action for one step. Actually am I able to do a
cantrip as well? What are you trying to do?
I'm just asking. Myself and then.
Use a cantrip. You can bonus action caspo and
then cantrip. Yeah, OK.
Yeah. So, well, it doesn't matter
because I got a 7. So that's it for me.
OK, all right, plastic goodness. Fuck that one.
Well, let's enroll that D20 for me. 17 OK.
It's very good. Bonus action.
So nothing that one. Just keep going.
Wow, this is a tough fight for. You.
People, what are you doing? I'm going to try to kill this
this person. Good luck, you all desperately
need it. I got a 15 but it's sick it's 6.
6 damage. This one is also barely alive.
Yes. OK, you see it's back to the
night. Hey, know what's going down?
Turn around those two. They're going to get a turn.
Oh they have separate what? Turn around What?
Hit me. No, you can't.
You're scared. There's a 20.
Five. That's too much I can't feel
but. That is 14 damage I'm.
Still, Terry's like that for the second.
Yeah. Oh, that was 90 damage.
Sorry. Clue triple dead.
Triple. You're right.
He's very hurt. You look at the self pool.
I hate you. Stop.
That. 82. 22 does it at. Least he didn't catch I was
going to. Chill touch.
Originally he was going to heal himself, but this is going so
South. That is 14 damage.
Very good, Mr. Ugly Face. You see, like he's like got cuts
all throughout his armor and everything, like just bleeding
throughout and you see he is still staring.
All right, we are going over to. Quill I'm hitting this time.
I hope. So.
I hope. So, yeah, so all right, Zane is
going to fire on one of the hurt ones.
That one. That one, Yes, he's firing at
people. No, let's do now once, OK, I'm
technically standing here within range.
Can I just grab like it? Everybody is going around to
people. All right, what's the battle?
That's a great. Question.
So does he need to do his damage?
Yes. OK.
Roll low please. 4. That's great.
If I somehow where's the D10 it's.
Only. D8 as you grab the mic.
What's this thing? OK.
Yeah, I'll roll it down to zero. I don't have more key points so
I just catch it and then drop it.
Stacy, he does like a fire bolt and you just like catch it in
your hand. I almost got.
You, it was coming in right your head.
Question. Classic.
Yeah. Why didn't you hit the interview
with it? I don't have enough energy.
OK. I was very tired.
Oh my. God, me and my two health.
If I get a chance, you're not going to have too.
Bad. I know I'm.
Letting you know that right now. Run away.
Oh. My God, I even if I disengage
and move, he's going to come right back to me and hit me.
There's. Nothing I.
Can. Do.
I'll swing it, man. There's nothing I can.
Do. Jordan is a good kid.
Yeah, it. Is pretty.
Perfectly, I was waiting on who would be the first to hit and
it's you. I always like Somehow I always
am always the one to get hurt. I think it wouldn't.
Miss you, but that's why I'm. Here.
OK, I just, I'm just going to hit with my daggers.
That's fine. It's always great to hear I'm
going to hit. I didn't.
Oh my God. Thank you for inviting me.
I know. I know, why would you say it
over and over and there's like 5 get me I guess. 8 for damage on
the first one, did you? Hit.
Yeah, that was the 19th. OK, OK.
That didn't hear the 19th. The second one is a 25.
That hits. Oh great.
That's another eight damage. You see, he is barely alive.
Oh my God. You.
Do. Plastic.
Here goes nothing 19 that hits all right. 5 They're dead.
5/10/15 Swing around because I keep rolling like garbage.
Oh, that's natural. 16 Can I create it now?
I cannot. 21 Well, comes down to this.
D4 Comes down to this D4 Roll. Roll the three on the dice.
Dead. I SWIP around and just do a
swing and kick across their face.
Like people, we gotta. Go Wander is about to die again
15. 202530 do a front flip over people I.
Thought you were. Tired.
That's all my move. Now always happy energy to do a
front. Flip people, you are up now.
You see he is looking dead at Sarah.
He's going for a full kill at this point.
Yeah, I'm going to move right there and I'm going to try to
hit him. You got this.
I hope so. Anyone have a bench?
Huh. You have a bench because they're
on the other. Side of it Good, good come.
On yes, we're on that 17th. OK, that hits.
Nice. Well, no.
It's caught. 6. 6 damage? Yep, very nice.
He's still up. Put this man.
Down, still up. He's barely, barely holding on.
He's not going to make it. You see, he pulls up this axe
and it's lighting up even more and he's and it comes down.
He's a miss. That is a 22.
If I shield I can get a 22 but that does not he would still hit
me. I'll give up my second level
spell, my one last second level spell slot.
I would let you roll in our contact.
Yes. You should be an even more
villain and castling on hands on yourself.
Honestly, I should he really originally had the ability.
To do it. 16 I will let you use your second level for that.
Yes, thank you, Terry. You're very welcome.
Terry's a very nice deal. I don't know why that's not how
the spell works. 100% no. What's the book say?
Not that. Wait for Jordan's campaign.
Oh yeah, I'm not that. Bad.
No, you're not that. Bad.
Just horrible enough. Clue you're up.
You see, he is barely alive. He.
Wants to kill Wanderer, yes. Not on my.
Watch that's 24. He has 9 help.
Come on, please, He. Got an automatic?
2 8 Did you already include your rage bonus?
No, that's nine. That's nine because it's +6.
I thought your rage is a + 2 +3 with your rage.
Oh, oh, it's annoying. So how do you kill him?
I say I'm going to hit him like a few times.
So I'm going to say this is for Wanderer, this is for plastic.
Hey, this is for Quail. This is for people.
As he's still like trying to stay up over and over and.
This is for Reggie. I just knocked.
His head. Off there it goes sick.
So I want real quick everyone. So that's the end of the combat.
Everyone. Roll me investigation checks.
Remember to roll D4. I use my eyes instead of rolling
QD. 21st and then roll. My D. 4.
And you add your modifier. That's right.
Investigational percentage, you're, you're just seeing
that's right. 15. Forbid so wherever I roll +6.
1112, yes, OK. So.
Got a 20 and where's a four? Yep, a little.
Triangle. No.
Yeah. Oh yeah, you're good. 20. 4.
Yeah, we're good. So as you noticed the head go
off, right, his clue is like knocking it.
And you see like his head is removed from the helmet and as
it's like kind of flying in the air, you see that the head, the
back of it looks like it has been like heavily altered.
Like this person's head is just completely different than a
normal Cuban's head. You also see on the ground there
is 15 gold. Split it up, there's going to be
3 each. There is also a little box that
the night had. It looks like it is a little
music box. Who wants that?
Who wants to do Arcana check on it first?
Well. My arcana is a + 1.
Mine. Is a + 2.
It's Arcana. I know.
Sorry. I guess I'll go over it.
Yeah, 19. 19 are con checking it, so as you're opening it up
and looking you don't feel like there's any magical connection
to this item. What I'll see in it.
It opens up and it's almost as if it's supposed to make noise,
but it's nothing. It's almost as if it's missing
an item inside of it. Carol, a history on where it may
have came from. Yeah.
Give me history check Yeah, 19. So as you're looking at this, it
looks as if a very high quality person made this like this
doesn't look like a local blacksmith or anything like
that. Like this looks like a top
notch. Give me investigation one more
time. Another investigation.
So 8. Plus.
Nine got 9. 9 total, Yeah, yeah, you look at it, you don't know
exactly where it came from, but you know that it's somewhere
around this area and had to have been someone really high esteem
like was skilled could make that and it is missing something in
it that you can see as well, but it's not complete.
Who's holding on to it? One of the Music Boys show.
Hold on. I think so as well, yeah.
I was just going to put it in my bag.
I'm never holding on anything ever again.
So as the battle is over, Zane comes over to meet you all.
Hey, what's up, Quail? I'm glad you got the message.
He's just pulling out. It's got like a little like coin
counter. Yeah.
There you go. There's your pay.
All 15. Yeah.
Hey, you know, I'm good for my money, but you can check it if
you want. Yeah.
We're good. We're good.
I got a feeling, though, you're going to stay on this case.
Yeah. I.
Reckon well I got this far. Also, you see where these boys
came from, right? The King's Guards and I know
that they've been screwing you over.
These taxes, man, let me tell. You, I know exactly it sounds
like, and I know you probably need to afford more letters.
I saw them this time. Hey.
This is a great conversation. How do we get to this point?
What? Oh, the battle.
Yeah. Oh, sorry, guys.
Completely. Yeah.
It's been a it's been a day. Span of day.
All right. So, yeah.
So you all left and we were all in here.
And then people started coming from upstairs and they started
bashing down the wall. And I started helping the people
fight. And I turned and I saw Reginald
and Cain. They were in the the the
conference room that they were meeting before.
And I just saw them zip out. So they ran out.
Before anyone could get to. That before anyone could get to
them. Yeah, because they were here to
kill Reginald. So Cain took him out.
If I know my brother, I just want to take him to Three
Rivers. It's a little burnt down
orphanage. It's where me and him were
raised. There's a little hide out there.
If anywhere where Reginald is. I just got to be there.
We got to find it away there. It's about two hours on
carriage. I've got a carriage up top, but
we're going to have to sneak through town because I don't
know if they know who's involved in this yet or not.
They already know that this is my business.
So. Yeah, alleyways it is, until we
get to the carriage. The carriage is.
Just right up, because remember the Rocket Express?
So. How are we going to?
I don't know what upstairs looks like.
I know if we can get to the the barn Outback, that's where I
keep all the carriers. So I go ahead and see if anybody
is upstairs. You can if you want.
You can sneak up the stairs if you're trying to be completely
silent so you can roll a sneak. Do you like the Zane has
goldies? That's going to be 20. 20
perfect. So you're making up quietly.
Are you all like staying close by to him or what are you all
doing? Like is anyone going up with him
or is it just Quill? I'm actually Kai with one of the
bodies. See if I found anything.
That was looting the bodies. Early Oh, that was looting the
bodies early, OK. But I had you all roll the
investigations, there's rolling D4.
Yes. Potion boy gets more potions 3.
You find one spell slot? Yes. 21 minor healing, 1 medium
healing. OK I forgot to say potions.
So anyone else going up what? Were you doing?
Oh, you were just one to loot. Yeah.
OK, so it just quill going up. Hang a little.
OK, Give. Me a stealth real quick.
No trip before I make it out and I'll smack my face on the
ground. What'd you get now, One?
Smaller Connor or medium or Connor?
It's just one, one spell slot, so it's small.
OK, All right. So as Quill is up top at the
stairs, being as quiet as can be, sneaks up there, plastic is
falling and then falls right there and you see open the door.
Right in front of you are two more guards.
Why? Didn't we just leave the way?
1 is going to be able to take a hit.
That's six damage on you. Yeah.
It's a natural 19. I don't cry.
All right, so back at the order we were in, Wanderer, you're up.
Using the initiative. Yep, and you're the exact spot
you were. No one said otherwise.
So I tried to see. Well, I guess I'm going to use
one of my healing potions now because I am very hurt.
What is the medium? Medium is AD8D8.
Oh. Beautiful.
OK. And then I'm going to move.
Let's see, 123456 barrel is there we go.
OK. Why don't you take an action
dash? You're so right.
You're so right. 12346 right here.
My face. I landed on my face.
Plastic, you're up. The tears are wiping off nose.
Bleed a little bit, I have my movement to stand up.
Yep, 5/10/15. All right.
People. That was, that was.
Good, here I have kind. Of same as.
Yelling at us from across this room the whole time.
All right, night's dead. Clue.
You got an action dash or just? Can anybody do that?
Yeah. It just takes your action to.
Actually, I might do that. Too.
I don't know why. Go ahead and do it.
I'm just going to be. Like right by.
All right, Quill, do you have these two on you?
Yeah. And if you use your crossbow,
it'll be disadvantaged because they're directly on you.
For sure. Yeah, I'm gonna swing my axe at
whichever one hit me. OK, it was the one with the
sword there. I'm gonna hit the one with the
sword, so OK, 12. It does not hit with your
pluses. Yeah, that's what the Nobody
would have lost it too. Yeah, I'm sorry, 10.
OK, Yeah. It does not.
Hit even less. It is the enemy's turns.
They're both going to take a hit on you.
Yeah, The first one's going to miss.
That's not. I'm calling Pete.
Yeah. That looks.
Crazy. They were caught 22, one
picture. That's crazy.
They're wise, I promise you. So they're going to miss because
I'll be honorable. I guess. 21 did not hit, so
we're going over to wander as much as I give you all so much
help, that should just be so mean.
It wasn't that funny. And I've been rolling it three
times. They got docked both on the
exact same way, like it was the 12 and the like 13 was like on
the side of there. 24 to shell touch this one.
OK. One damage.
Right, he is barely hurt. Move up.
Just a little, very plastic. Sick front?
Flip over you Use your shoulders for lunch.
Can't. Dive off the shoulders. 15 Smack
my face again, JK20. 5. 30 all right.
Let's do this. The one that's been hit or
hasn't. Natural 19 that hits whichever
one I'm in front of. OK.
So the one that hasn't, hasn't well. 1.
Took one damage. Yeah.
Sword has about, sorry. 5 and then it's going to be a 19.
That is. OK, I'll be happy when my mom.
Died goes up five more points. Very good because the D4 is off
all right people. Let's.
See. Everybody's just vicious
mockery. I do have vicious.
Mockery. I'm not going to use it.
Why would you? Yeah.
What else are you going to do? Just hang out.
Yeah, I was going to hang out. OK, that's fine.
Just want to be on the stairs with everyone else.
Feeling a little lonely? I really AM.
Are you going to? Just legitimately are not doing
anything. I guess I'll do.
Taylor, you should do something vicious mockery at least.
That does not count as a smell slot.
But it's just a cancer, no? Are we asking for too much?
We just recommend helping Quill out a little.
Yeah, I'll, I'll do vicious mockery of the want to sort.
All right. Thanks.
So they do fail. So you were with D4?
OK, 21 Where's that little pyramid?
3. Nice, this one is barely alive.
Clue. Comes on the bar buddy.
And stop right there. It's a little crowded.
I'm off for one of my. I knew it.
That sounds Clue has darts that he throws the dart master.
And. The Bullseye King. 15. 15 does
hit. Which one are you going for?
The one that's already been hit or hasn't.
They've opened it now. Well, the one that's really
hurt. Yeah, that one.
OK, 4. That one is dead.
A little dark to the eye, that. One collapses.
No, I think it's this one. It's fine, they're both are
going to dots. All allow it.
Will, I'm going to try to finish off the other one now, OK with
my axe. Yeah, I got a 24 on that.
That hits. Which one's the?
8 is this it's. This one this one right here 6.
Very good. All right.
Is their turn. They're going to step back at
you, that one. OK, so they go to stab you.
They just miss completely. Wander.
This one is very hurt. I'm going to chill touch again.
I'm not. That was an odd one.
Roll me AD 20 2 you are hitting quills or all your damage.
Please roll low it. Could be bad 4.
Plastic Can you finish the personal?
18. That hits 10 health well.
Shucks, because that's going to be. 4. 7.
Nice. It's a natural 17 that hits.
Will you kill them? We'll.
See 5. They are dead nice.
So as you'll clear the way and as you are up at the top of the
steps, you see that those were the ones that were guarding the
door. So does not look like there's
any more up top. No anyone need to do anything
before you venture out healing or anything.
Battle. Are we going to get attacked?
Again. You don't know I.
Hope not to. Let's see.
Depleted. I guess I could do cure and lose
for somebody. You don't have to.
You can hold your spells if you want.
I need it. Do you?
No, no you don't. What?
What do? You have What's your house?
I'm at 15. You're 15.
I'm. At 13.
You're 13/13/13. What are you at?
I'm a 16 What's. Clue at 31.
That's what I thought. Oh my.
God, so you don't have the only one if you want.
No, I feel like raw, just like. So you all now are at the top of
the Rocket Express. So basically this is just the
entrance where like people just come in to buy and like rent out
the carriages. Are we, do we have the skies on
or anything like cloaks or anything like that?
No, my cloak is fashioned into a baby Bjorn so I don't even have
my cloak. You have to go with this stuff.
But do you want to walk around town?
Yeah, I. Guess.
The I don't know, unfortunate associate, right?
You don't know. You don't know if they know that
now that if you're tied with as I.
Say also, we know that anybody who is not a human, like a
humanoid is Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep. So we're in trouble.
But you don't know, like they are not actively kicking
everyone out. Like you just know that's
eventually the plan is he does not want any other races other
than the humans, elves and dwarves.
Make sure we try the stealth out of here though, or.
You know that the barn is close to the to the Rocket Express
real R So it's not far, yeah. We got to stick to the.
Barn probably stealth the characters, yeah.
OK, so go ahead, I want everyone to give me a stealth. 13 for.
Me I got 10/12. I got 18. 14 looks like I'm
making. It all right so as you all are
like sneaking out you see that there is the barn you all go
over no one comes over to you all or anything slightly open it
up and as you all like go over in Zane shuts it real quick and
you see just an empty barn no carriages no carriages and you
see Zane start strumming like shredding his loot and you see
the carriages start to like actually appear they're.
All there. Awesome.
People on the back, I can show you that trick.
I hide carriages all throughout so if you're ever just like
looking around and maybe you can find it.
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
So the carriage pull it out so you all sit in the back.
It's like one of those covered ones.
So it is like a covered but you will need someone on the front,
at least one person if not 2 like actual leading the horses
so. I guess I'm going do you want?
Well look around. Who all do you all think?
I mean if anyone anyone has any ideas.
This one and this one are under attack from the king.
Yeah. We definitely, yeah.
You. Cannot be in.
We are animal type people so we need one person on the front and
the back. No.
Or two. Two on the front you.
Gotta put two in the front, yeah?
OK, it might be best with plastic.
Insane. Go.
Think about where you all were. What business were you just in?
So Zane shouldn't be. I would assume, I mean, do you
all can if you want, but it was just at the Rocket Express.
He is the owner, so you can put him up in the front if you want.
Maybe they don't know that he's a part of it, maybe not.
And this is business. Well, we know that they're not
getting rid of the races right now.
Yeah. So like, they're still.
Up front, I'll unfasten my cloak.
Put John Goblin in the. Hey, here's up.
Thanks. I'm like Outback here guys.
Hey John, how you? How you been?
I'm well when what were puppy inside of the Buren?
They put me in the wrong way so I couldn't speak.
Hey, John, what your hell? I was, I was dying the whole
time, suffocating. But yeah, give me about like, I
don't know, like 6 hours. I'll take a nap.
I'll be good, OK. I I'm not good with children,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry about throwing you
earlier. It's it's no.
It's OK. You, I mean, you threw me and
you threw me in a wall. So what's it really matter who's
counting, is all I'm saying. If things are thrown at me, I
have to. Catch you, Yeah, you have to
catch. I don't threw and you.
Threw and you threw me safely. You threw me very safely, I will
admit. I can't.
I have a building. Yeah, but the clue you threw me
in a wall. A straight up wall.
I caught you from. I dented the wall with my skull.
I wasn't lost. His teeth.
Last, they would have thrown you in the ground if I wasn't there
to catch you. I think I might have been
better, I don't know but. It was coming straight for your
forehead. I think you would have been more
hurt than me. So as they get in the back, so
is it going to be plastic and wander up front?
Is that what we're doing? If I have to.
If you want, you can ride it in the carriage or you can ride on
the back. House being a carriage.
OK, so you you pour in the carriage with Zane.
So as you are going go ahead YouTube, give me flat D 20s. 10
very in the middle. Oh, that one.
Very not in the middle so. As you all are like leading the
horses. You get through, as you're
leaving High Creek, the Capitol, you see that there is a
checkpoint up ahead and there's a group of carriages all stopped
and they're like passing them through and looks like some of
them are being checked, others are just letting go.
You have 3 carriages in front of you.
I'll message Zane and be like, we have a checkpoint coming up,
are you able to disguise us? What do you mean disguise us?
Like like do I have costumes in the back or do you mean like a
spell? You made the carriages
invisible. No, that's just a matter that's
just part of the carriage thing. When I had them built, I had
them imbued with Arcana. So then you trigger it with the
the code of the music. So it.
Can't. Oh, I can make this invisible,
but then they'll see us floating.
OK, that's if that's what you're asking.
I can make this part invisible, but they will see us.
OK, OK. OK, especially you 2 floating
above because you know you all are leading the horses and they
would see that the horses are still attached.
True. OK, well, do you have any
disguises? Secret.
Secret compartments, Anything. I do have secret compartments.
I have exactly one costume where you could split it between three
people. Maybe it's a Butler.
I think. I think.
I think someone just left their dry cleaning in here honestly.
Saying you got a lot going on, huh?
Yeah, you. Guys, you know I this was not
the plan for my day. It's not the plan for my day.
I think. No matter what.
Why don't you talk to him? Why don't we just try and talk
to them? You guys can talk right and do
good. Probably should be it in the
secret. Compartment specifically Oh, you
want me to put someone on the secret OK, people, what do you
want to be in the secret department or do you want me to
be in the secret compartment or do you want to be the.
Butler, what are we talking about?
What are you talking? About the secret.
Department. In the carriage.
And then somebody be in Costa. Yeah, I'll be in the.
There's somewhere if you want to, you can probably fit better
their compartment. Did we hear this whole
conversation? You should have been.
Yeah, well. Zane.
Whispers. Is telling.
You I guess I'll hide in the compartment.
So you want to go in the compartment instead of him?
Yeah. Whisper a message and.
Then I'm not saying this right or wrong.
So you're going in the compartment?
Yeah, go ahead. So you are locked in there?
Yep. Shut.
You want to be a Butler? I'll be a Butler.
I don't really understand the reason but OK.
Aren't I sought after 2? Oh, you are.
You are? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's crazy. How many?
People. The king.
Yeah, I'm a Butler. Oh.
Man. So carriages.
Cheese and walk. 2 carriages have gone by, one more is left.
Anyone want to do anything else before the checkpoint I?
Don't know what I'm trying. To say I'd like to know what
you're looking for, but hey, I'll give you some.
What like what they're doing to check the carriages in front of
us like. They're not all doing the same
thing. Some are opening carriage doors,
some are looking underneath, some are doing full on like
searches open everything, throwing things out.
Others are just it looks like being let through.
It really seems like it's it's either random or they are
targeting can't. Wait to get that in that 20.
Can I still like talk to them a little bit?
You were in the sea or compartment, so I would say no,
yeah. Well, I meant like before they
got there. Sound very.
Muffled if you didn't say anything.
So I'd say no, unless there was something huge that you think
you would have. I would have suggested getting
waves man. No, no, no, no, no.
You wouldn't have said that. Getting ladies, man.
No, you wouldn't have said that. You had Tom David.
All right, so there you have. 1 carriage up.
Then you rolled. That's 17.
OK, Yeah. So what's all that?
Yep. So I told you everything.
What more do you want? Insight lets you tell the
intentions of a person. It's OK, I roll for inside,
figure out what their intentions are going.
To be you're inside the carriage, you look out the
window with a disadvantage. So yeah.
So you'll roll twice and take the lowest because you're not
one of the ones outside. I got. 12 guys, You know what?
12 So 13 No 14. 14 for their insight, they are totally.
You can tell they're they have a specific pattern group that they
like. They're looking for someone.
OK, OK. That's all that I want to do
right now. OK, anything 54321.
All right, so as the care just moved off, you see a guard, a
big bellied half elf walks over. All right, bring it over.
Bring it over. You too, all right.
What are you bringing? What's inside?
Just some of our friends are just leaving the city.
OK. Where you going?
Three Rivers maybe? Just maybe you're the one that
should know, not me, right? Well, we're write that down
kind. Of going on a trip.
Can I write that down? Yeah, you can write that down.
I don't really care. Going on trip.
What kind of trip is it? Just like a friends group.
What are you doing? This may be Three Rivers.
Fight saying. I'm going to run on water.
All right, so go back to it just seems like.
Ignoring you, why are you talking to me?
Why? Dog, you're just giving me weird
answers. But that's something I'll be
able to do. That's cool.
The monks can do that. I pay more power to you.
All right, So are you bringing any contraband in or out?
Nope. Anything you need to stay?
In the music group. Contraband, yeah.
I'm sure there probably is a band named Contra if.
That's what you're looking for. Yeah, 100%, yeah.
So, so now are you can try and divert him.
Is there anything you want to do before he's about to go to the
next process? You don't know what he's about
to do. So is there anything you want to
do beforehand? I don't want a minor illusion, a
scream from like, back behind us, like somebody like like
behind. Behind us, yes.
OK, go ahead and give me a deception.
Let me. See what my deception is?
What's going on? You're just sweating like.
People's ready to fight. I'm nervous.
So you hear the scream come from the other compartment.
Did you check that? Yeah.
Go over. And you see, like he pulls out
something in his hand. Now why are we doing this?
And then write something down or I'm going to need you to step
out, wait by this little area over here.
So he points over and there's a like room that he's telling you
to go to with a couple guards there.
Just me or just these two, just those two.
They have not opened up the the carriage yet.
Can we hear what's? Like what they're saying.
I know. I have no idea.
You can try and get any perception, but yeah, go ahead.
What are you saying? Would you like to see a sick
flip? Yeah, of course.
Do it. I do a flip.
You could do a performance. Your performance form is.
Getting on the acrobatics. I'll give you acrobatics.
That's not a sick one, it's an
8. It's not my best work.
I would say good form, but it'd be a lie.
I agree that's not my best work. I'm very ashamed, so if you'll.
Go in the the. Holding area.
I'm already there. Thank you.
I'm very ashamed of this. I appreciate that you understand
the situation you're in now. Yeah, it was uncomfortable.
So you all are going over listening.
No, I'm saying like, are you following his orders?
Yeah. OK, you all go out, you hear?
You three. Well, not you.
You do just feel like banging. But you hear banging.
We're opening up the doors. No hands on weapons.
If you have any weapons, leave them on the ground.
Now everyone do as they say, OK, They open up the carriage and
you see that there's a guard and he's got a big book writing
everything down and. Good day, Sir.
Good day. Where are you going?
Oh. I.
Don't know I'm so long for. The ride don't look at anyone
else. Look at me where you going?
I'm. Just along for the ride.
What's your job? That's not, that's actually my
secretary. I was I talking to you?
What's your job? I'm Secretary Butler.
OK, so this is not going to work.
I'm going to need you 2 to go into this holding facility over
here, and he's taking you 2 separate, but not you.
Not you. You and Zane.
OK, you and Zane. I'm going to need you to go in
this other separate 1. So nowhere near those two.
You're going to a different room.
Clue. You're being held in this
carriage role Perception. All right, so I need to to know
more. OK, so you're a secretary.
Yes. For who?
For quills. Quill, you're secretary for
Quill. All right, all right.
How long have you worked for Quill?
Oh, probably about six years. Six years.
OK, that's crazy. Where are you going?
I don't know. You haven't heard?
You just tried. It's a surprise party.
OK, how much money do you make? Hopefully for me not enough.
OK, that's funny. How much do you make?
About two. 2 Are we talking bronze?
Are we talking silver? Are we talking gold?
2 silver a week. Times 1/2.
OK, what is this ridiculous? All right, How do you know the
rest of them? Oh, I just, I just know him.
I'm his. So you've never met any of these
people other than no. I'm hoping it's a surprise party
for me. All right, I'm done talking to
the Butler. Can you take him to the separate
room, please? I'm taking you to another room.
You're going to room 3. You see, the guy comes back with
a notebook. I need to talk to you privately.
Come on. Yeah, Absolutely.
All right. So how do you know these people?
So. Yeah, one guy.
That's my secretary. OK, Yeah.
Yeah, lovely guy. What do you think of them?
I don't care what's his name. Gerard Butler.
His name is actually. Oh no, that's another thing, no?
This is just you. This is just go off of what you
think. Umm yeah, that's my Butler.
Clue. Clue.
OK, all right. Umm, how much you pay him?
What did you say? So, umm, sure, send you time
tough, yeah. How to cut backs?
What? Not somebody's on my side?
Just give me a umm. Yeah, umm, 22 gold a week, 2
gold a week, 2 gold a week. OK. 2 gold a week?
That's crazy. All right.
Umm, so how do you know the rest of them?
I know this is Butler. What's the rest?
Yeah, so I was actually just kind of heading down the same
direction they're going. Hitchhiked my way here.
We're just all met today. New friends, new adventures,
all. Right.
Go back into the room. I'm done with you.
You go back over. So what are you doing?
Anything. You're just staying still.
I'm staying. Still there in the carriage.
You hear movement all throughout, as if there's
multiple people in there. You.
You asked me to rule. Perception earlier yes you
didn't tell me what is it 18 you hear that there are two people
and it looks like they're like inside looking through drawers
and everything and you said 18 yeah I'm not I don't see
anything there neither of them are they don't look like it'll
work I. Think these.
Aren't work of a human rafter? Why are we doing this?
Yeah, they walk out. So the guy comes over. 2 year
olds, the drivers. All right, I just have a couple
little quick questions. How did you know everyone in the
back? Well, we met Quill today.
Just him and the Butler. Would you have known that he was
dressed as a Butler? Yeah, because I was messaging.
Zane OK, OK. So make sure, yeah.
That. Was good, Yeah.
So I don't, we don't really know a whole lot about him yet.
They were just getting a ride but the rest are my friends.
Home of people. Let's see, we were up front, and
then Butler and and then SO12345. 6. 6 Are you getting 6?
The little. Oh, the goblin as well. 6 yes.
Is your close friends you don't remember?
Well I mean when you get above like 4 people start to lose
track. I can't even count that high, I
figured. All right, load back into your
carriages. Go on.
I'm going to give you guys a little piece of advice.
We're all back here together. You're just talking to me.
I'd keep an eye out on that Butler and why their stories
don't add up. I think they're pulling one on
y'all one said they're getting paid silver.
Those said gold. It's a.
It's a complete. They're going to rob.
Us do. Do you want me to take them out?
No, I listen. I love the fight so if they try
I'll kick their. You see, he goes over all right?
Now we're talking about our all respective, all right?
Yeah. And he comes over.
Losers get inside carriage. Did I stutter?
Where do I get inside? Now.
But I thought you said losers. It's my birthday.
Today's your birthday. Yes, that's why I'm hoping
there's a surprise. All right.
Can I see your your certificate or something?
I don't have any of. That on me.
Oh, you don't. As a Butler, as your work, you
don't carry any information. No, this is a.
This is a surprise. Birthday trip, I need you to
come over here. Yeah, they just got on the
carriage. Yeah, there you are, going on
the carriage. You're coming over.
Yeah. Yeah.
Come here. Come here.
I need you to lean your your head down.
All right? He grabs your head and he grabs
a needle, sticks it into your neck.
And you see, like blood is like being drawn.
What are you doing? Get in your carriage now.
What was that? Get in your carriage now.
OK, is. That legal I.
Don't know what's going on. So is.
That a used needle. I want you all to get
perception. Perception or investigation.
So he did. Birthday to me.
Yeah, happy birthday, you take 2.
Damage. I don't make this wrong, no.
You can't see that. No, there's no I do 20. 4.
That one. OK, yeah, I don't say it all,
but would you get? 24.
Unnatural point. Yeah.
So you both see that it looks like he's taking the blood vial
and putting it in for like a bunch of others inside of like
the backroom and like closing up and locking it and then coming
back out. All right, you're good to go.
Pass. OK.
Thank you. Yeah, don't mention it.
Hey, I do it. I think about it.
I do think especially after that I do it, I'm considered, I do
it. You have a good.
One me too. You go over just pull on
attacking. All right, So you all load back
into the carriage past the checkpoint.
So are you all going to relay anything?
Are you going to let people know it's safe?
Maybe we can come out. Yeah, sorry, there's no error in
there. Yeah, I should.
Have told you to take a. Deep breath.
Yeah, I should. You should have.
But I did come up with a plan. I was going to say I was drunk
and just passed that one. What does matter is that they
said they were looking for a human in a war.
So. So they were probably looking
for Reginald. And was Kane a human or was he
an elf? He is a hat golf.
OK, so was he more human feature?
You don't know if whether they just saw a figure and assumed it
was a human or you don't know what part that they saw.
You don't know, they could have wrote something down wrong or
they are after another person. People, they took my blood.
Why? I don't know.
OK, we definitely come back to that later.
Everybody else that feels weird. Yeah, I'm assuming we have like
the carriage like. A close off, yeah.
Oh, I was going to say it. Open it.
Yeah, I was going. To say it so you all can talk.
Little window in the back there, yeah.
You could have just stopped talking.
You've got on. That was a really good acne job.
You did great. Anything else you want to
discuss real quick before you take a short rest and had two?
3 improvers. I guess we would probably keep
catch Quill up with everything that's happened is like 2 scars.
Go ahead, give Quill a little rundown of everything.
Yeah, Can we start with the goblin?
Because he's terrified. What is he doing here?
You see John Goblin's looking at you.
That's our friend. John Goblin gets his he.
Does. That's all you need to know.
John's awesome. Don't worry about.
It so. Or if you have any questions
because I know you. Definitely, I'll start talking.
I'll ask questions a lot later. Let's get the gist of this.
So we went to this island named Paradise.
Now it's called Tooth Guard. All of dolls I'm going to
strangle. All of the orcs had been
slaughtered by some like militant faction that we found
out was like ran by a cult. There was one or yeah, one orc
was left and he is now the like leader of this island that is
now called Tooth Car after we got rid of.
His name was Gore. Yeah, Gore.
Gore. And he's like the leader of
Tooth Car. OK.
Thanks, John. Leader.
Yeah, welcome. Let's see all of the cultists
and the militant faction they left tooth gar and working.
Together they separate. What's wrong with them?
They're working together. They're like Milton back.
Inside their names. Got it.
Yeah, yeah, there's so much. Oh my do.
You want this? Pull a feather.
Out real quick. They were headed toward yes,
they left tooth car who's. Running that place now.
The orc, The singular. Orc we gotta go back there
though, right? Well, we don't know because the
orcs are trying to be slaughtered.
We went to a island all the way here.
Skip that. You don't.
You don't even worry. About that.
Well, that's, that's where we met John.
Yeah, this. Guy.
Yeah, this guy we know that the cultists were headed to.
Was it Three Rivers they were headed to or were they?
They were headed to High Creek. High Creek.
Where you all just came from? Just the high Creek.
We just left High Creek. Yes, we know about Commander
Yuri and Lady Henrietta and they, Oh my gosh, they're like
big figures in this cult. Active cultists.
Yep, Yep, Yep. All of it's yes, all of it's
connected. Yeah, soon.
Yeah, that we, we assume that they're all connected.
Kate Callum, the new king of High Creek, is trying to kill
everything that is not a humanoid.
Pretty much, yeah. We're we're free band.
People clue. Step in someone.
Something important that we forgot to mention is Reginald,
who is usually with us. He's the Rifle King.
Reginald Rifle King. Reginald Rifle King Rifle King
Rightful. No rifle.
OK. Rifle King.
Politics. Politics, yeah.
Let's see. Trying to think.
Classic.
Tell me about that island that you wanted to bring up.
We just skipped. Yeah.
There was a witch and then it turned out to be two witches,
and then they wanted to take kids like me and people and then
put animals in our brains and then eat us, but we killed them.
Is that true? We like a lot of.
Them. One of them I don't think that.
Yeah, John stabbed Peter Clue. The Witch.
Game. Yeah, the famous witch game.
We lost. Game, yeah, yeah, it's just
witch stuff. We'll play the witch game.
Don't worry, it'll come up. Something else that's really
important is that me and Clue are very wanted in the Kingdom
that we just left. Yeah, they made the king mad.
I love how so I start they keep saying they with clue started it
clue people. Dumb.
So yeah, that's good. They were talking to the king.
And I love Reggie. Reggie's my hero.
Reggie's going to be the next king.
So if it's not you, Reggie King. If it's not me.
So I hate counting rights with MP5 for my being.
So he dismissed us and I gave him.
And then he didn't like that. So he made me, like, choke on
something, gave me a lot of damage, and I had to stay there
with them. And then because that's because
that's just been me. Because they already left.
Yeah. That's dumb.
They got sent to prison and we got to go break them out.
Well. Fugitives.
Yes, you traded for me, so you went to prison me and.
Reggie. Traded.
Yeah. So we had to break them out of
prison because, yeah, they traded for this thinking, yeah.
Recap We got Coltus action left Commanders also part of the
cult. Surprise bad king.
Reggie's supposed to be good king.
Kane also wants to overthrow the king, but he does not want
Reggie as king overthrew. King.
Kane. The one that's with Reggie.
And Reggie both want all right, so he wants to also be a guy,
all right, So we got. Yeah, he wants to do a
democratic instead of a king. Instead of tomorrow.
Yeah, OK, so we got politician. We got supposed to be Rifle
King, Bad King, Coltus, Dumb and Dumber.
We got engaged. Engaged.
There's also yeah, the king has three kids.
The Bad King has three. The Bad King has three kids.
Keys that we need to get. Yeah.
Yes, and Clue's going to get married.
Clue's going to get married and get one of the keys.
They are just assuming that. Charging horse, yes.
And we're now with Zane going to hopefully find Kane and Reggie.
Yeah, Democrat king, Monarch King at Three Rivers.
Yep, and we've made it. We're here.
That was six hours. I'm just talking.
That's crazy.
There's also one more important detail that you need to write
down. There is this Bard.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
What's his name? Bard.
Twiddleton, Twiddleton. Twiddleton.
I killed him once and he somehow came back.
Henry. Henry.
Twiddle doesn't write that down. I, Henry, literally cut him out.
Twindle, twindle, twindle, twindle.
Yes, arch nemesis over here. Arch nemesis.
So if you see him, step aside. I have to handle them.
Aside, I got. This that's.
It so you mark that. One out right.
So you all arrived to Three Rivers.
You see that this is a town that looks like it has been abandoned
for years. It's just destroyed buildings,
burnt down areas. And you see like a sign that was
an old orphanage, the Three Rivers Orphanage.
And as you all approach, you can give me investigation or
perception. Does this also look burned down?
What, the three orphans? Yes, yes, it looks the Three
Rivers orphans, so 16 got 12 are.
You doing an investigation? Investigation.
Add your. 4. As.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 19.
So like how I know what? I thought you'd.
Relate to a little. Possible.
Oh OK, I got 16. 1614. Unnatural 20.
So as you are looking through you all basically are able to
clock that as everything is rubble and ash, there is a part
that looks fresher and you see that it is actually like a trap
door. So you lift it up and you see
that there is a like ladder that leads down.
Oh, there we go. Well, hold up on a roll for
Perception, see if there's any traps.
OK, that's very good. I love traps.
So go ahead, let's see So. 1315 looks like there's no traps
active. It looks like the traps are set
up, but it looks like they're turned off.
OK guys, there are traps here but they're not active.
I suggest clue go down 1st. Has such a good history with
trap. He has the most.
Health right now. I definitely haven't gone down
by a trap before. Ever.
OK, so you step down, basically everyone just goes down one at a
time. You go down at the bottom and
you all do see Reginald, the big orc, and you see Kane the half
elf. They're discussing at a table
and they're like, oh, it's so great to see you, like, hugging
each other, dab each other up. And as you're all like meeting
back up together, you see Reginald does not exactly seem
like himself. Also, it's nice to meet you.
I'm Reginald. Yeah.
Nice picture, nice to meet. You.
Yeah, right, Monarch. Yeah, sure.
Yeah, This is Kane. Hello.
OK. Also want to be king.
I don't care about King, I just want democracy all.
Right. So you see, Reginald like tells
you all to like come over and sit.
I wish I had better news. There's a big issue.
I don't know if you all heard, but there getting ready to do an
attack on the island of Tooth Guard we heard.
Yeah, they're going after the words.
Back to tooth guard. The only line of defense they
have there is gore, and they have all those kids there that
are all stuck in their mouth. There were no kids on tooth
guard. Whatever.
They're all those kids that came from the Owl Bear Cove.
Oh, OK, if you would have let me finish.
Wonder got excited. I was.
Like kids? Oh my.
God. I was waiting for.
Someone I never brought it up. I wanted to see if you guys.
Were shit that we took, yeah. We left it.
With Leroy, they did, but no one ever acknowledges it, so it's
gone. That's how it works.
Yeah, No one ever mentioned it, so I wasn't going.
To mention it, but the issue is. I called Captain Leroy back.
He's a pirate. He is.
Took us from Tooth car here. Don't worry about it.
So he's going to come here and pick up some people?
Yes, all. Right people.
Yes, the. That's people.
The issue here is the gala is in three nights.
There's an important gala that the there's something important
there that we're supposed to know.
We'll talk to you later. The whole big thing about the
gala is in three nights we need to have those 3 keys for the
gala. So not saying specifically you
clue, but right now, unfortunately I don't think we
can go as a team to solve this. I think we need to go in twos.
How do you want to do this? So here is all of the complaints
and then you all decide who is going where.
If the lady's out for me, Jordan, put Reginald on one side
and then put John Goblin with you guys.
Who's the 3rd? So there are eight of us.
And Zane and Zane staying. With Zane is staying with Kane.
Nine of us, OK, but they work as huge.
So how do you all want to do this?
I mean, we have two fronts. Someone, some group needs to go
to Tooth Gar with me. The others need to get the keys
with Kane and Zane. I'm going to I have to save this
case. I'm.
Going to split this up so we can.
Yeah. So make sure you can see it on
here. Move plastic over because
Reggie's blocking. Yeah, Yep.
Good. OK.
All right, if you want to do that for the children, I
completely understand. What about the rest?
I feel like my presence here is too dangerous.
I think this bar. May be the right choice is this.
You. Yep.
Not only. One person was going with.
Right here, they're splitting the group completely.
Yep. I'm assuming John goes wherever
you go. John doesn't have to whatever
you want. John's own person.
I'll tell John where do. You want to go.
I'm waiting to see where you tell me to go because I don't
care all. Right, John's on his own person,
I guess. You want me to care?
Yes. So I'll go, I'll go to the gala
with John Goblin. John's my boy.
I don't care. I mean, let's just see where
companions are first. Quit meta gaming.
Go on I. Guess we're going.
To get. Your fiance I'm.
Gonna go get that key all right so.
I'm gonna go with my now secretary Butler to go get a
fiance. OK, well there.
Let's move John Goblin over here.
OK. So. 03. 4534.
And Captain Leroy's coming to pick up Reginald, so Captain
Leroy is going to be there with them, OK.
OK. With the ship.
Sick. OK now make sure think game
wise. That we have.
A healer. Those two are going back to
tooth car. Yeah, yes, they are.
But. There was a rock in a window.
Situation that some random kid. Through.
Rock went. I heard about this.
I don't know. I don't.
We don't know. I don't.
I think it actually made the national news.
I don't it made the national. News.
Yeah, somewhat, I think. You.
Know we don't know what you're talking about, I hear.
Whatever happens, like you're rocking with them.
Obviously I don't know because I wasn't there.
We didn't witness it. I did do a sick foot.
She did do a sick. Foot.
I did a sick foot. We don't really need to worry
about them going back to tooth guard because everybody who
hated us on tooth guard is gone. I just hated them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the issue is no, Never mind,
we got you got healers. Yeah.
Healer. When I have a healing spell, you
have a healing spell and then is Reggie.
He can heal one time, but it's either himself or someone else.
Gore's got potions. Yeah.
Seeing he's not dead. But we would also have.
Let's. See, let's see, we would have
123 so. Healers I should probably bounce
to the other to kind of bounce it out more for healing wise I
think. I mean, either way we're like
off. Yeah, I think it should be OK.
I was going. To say that part, it doesn't
really matter because I mean on tooth card there will be healers
too. Yeah, that just actual, you know
what I mean? Like just medics.
Yeah, so. OK, that should work.
So this is the group. So as you all kind of are,
they're together. This is the first time for you
all to separate for the last like month, you all just been
with each other side by side except for quilt we just got
here. But this is time for you all to
split up. Guys, be safe and real.
Well, we're going to see each other again, so.
The ones. You evil, huh?
I'm going. To miss you, I'm going together.
I knew that. The ones that are staying here
with me and my brother, we're going to set up shop here at
Three Rivers. Whenever the rest of you all get
back from Toothgar. This will be our meeting point.
Hopefully we'll meet, preferably the day before the gala at least
so we have time to prep, but I know things can go South.
Right. So I thought we needed the three
keys before the gala. You do OK.
Yeah, that's why we want to meet.
The day before. With we're going to meet with
the keys. We.
Are going to have the keys at that point, yes.
I'm talking just to the tooth car people.
Just that they're going to meet us back up after we have
everything and they have their stuff done.
And then we all go to the gala. Yes, we're supposed to meet up
and we all go together. I thought it was going to take
longer to get to. It was only like a day.
Wasn't that day trip? It was really, it's about 12
hours. The reason why you stopped at
Albert Coast was just for supplies because he was just
trading things out. Well, anything you all need to
say before we go out. Zane Kane, what happened to your
orphanage when you were kids? You see Kane like kind of puts
his head down a little like and, you know, assume this happened
many years ago having when they were kids and still both of them
have like. How much like how old?
Are they? Zane is about 28 and Kane is
about like 2423. It happened.
It was us and my other brother Rain, which you all not met yet.
We all were living here. Just a peaceful group.
You know, we're just orphans. We lived there all these other.
People. And just one day, there's just
this explosion and fire, and while we were just about
playing, all of a sudden smoke rose.
And. We had to run.
So similar story except for I was inside of my orphanage.
When it happened and. This guy I keep my hands wrapped
up. They got burned pretty bad.
You see Kane pulls back like his arm and you see he's got a cut
like as if like a part of the scaffolding had fell on him
while he was a kid like, and it burnt.
Do you know who did? No idea.
Just inhaling smoke fumes. Burning.
Orphanage. Thanks Quil, trying to breathe
and push this pillar off. My brother and I originally
didn't make it. So if it wasn't for rain, none
of us would have made it out. I hope there's not a connection
here but some orphanage burning human.
But I assume I'm probably all connected.
Whenever we all meet up again, I promise we will look more into
this. It probably is more to this.
Bye. All right, goodbye.
So you see Captain Leroy, big pirate showing up in a ship.
All right, whoever is going to do the guard, hop on.
More walking up. I turn around with a clue and I
say have a good wedding. Oh, I'm going to miss your
wedding. I give you a hug, Wander.
I'm going to. Yeah.
So you did see Zane did teach you that to write down on your
feet carriage locator before as like a can trip.
Before they leave, before they get on the ship, I'm going to
give the one spell slot potion to people.
Sick. Anything else before the parties
separate? Don't think.
So all right, well I will say that we are not ending the
session yet because you all are leveling up level 4, yes, So
write that down. We all need to level up your
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