1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,400 OK, so in middle school and through high school, but then 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,920 Texas changed the state laws. If you did not want to get 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:11,400 detention, you could get slaps, which was like the principal had 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,280 a paddle, like a wooden paddle, and you can get spanked. 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,720 And that's why I'm trans, you guys. 6 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:34,360 Made me trans. You guys, what an epic day it is 7 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:37,240 not Dia de Los Muertos. It's better than that. 8 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:43,120 Today we have Ever Maynard, an amazing stand up comedian, 9 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:46,840 actor, writer, podcaster and improviser. 10 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,840 There is nothing that he can't do. 11 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,440 Please welcome Ever Maynard. Hello. 12 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,520 Thank you. Yeah, that's just like a very 13 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,400 generic like. Yeah, I just don't miss. 14 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,760 But yeah, I do all this things. Jack of all trades, Yeah, yeah. 15 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,480 Yeah, Jack of all trades. I moved to Chicago when I was 16 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,720 21, so I'm going to do all the comedy schools. 17 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,200 Oh wow, and. Now I'm qualified to be a 18 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:16,000 barista. That's funny. 19 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,360 Do you? Have a favorite? 20 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:22,480 A coffee shop. Yeah, a favorite of what you do. 21 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,720 I thought you meant coffee shop. And I was like, what is? 22 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,360 Yes, right. Yes, yeah, yeah. 23 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:27,560 What's your favorite coffee shop? 24 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:32,000 Like you like that fancy 1A caliber dude don't monster. 25 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,240 I'm like a piece of shit that's. True, you're slugging down a 26 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,960 sugar free. Yeah, that's like me. 27 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,680 Oh, but you're right, that one. I don't want to say the name 28 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,360 because I don't like that man, OK? 29 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:44,000 OK, can we talk? OK, OK, but here's I don't know 30 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,240 what coffee shop you're talking about, but I have like a new OK, 31 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,520 not to derail this. No, let's go. 32 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,960 But I'm trying not to go to Starbucks. 33 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,880 OK, You know, boycott in that I've been doing a good job and I 34 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,880 live in Pasadena and there's this coffee place called Jameson 35 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,280 Coffee Roasters. OK. 36 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:06,160 And the outside looks like some like weird 1990s like law firm. 37 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,680 Oh, building or like it could be a plumbing supply store. 38 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:13,720 Like, yeah, what is this? And I go in and every time I'm 39 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,760 like, I'm gonna have a great interaction here. 40 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,400 I'm gonna love the coffee. I'm gonna like, it's gonna be 41 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,400 speedy service. It's not. 42 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:26,840 The drip is dog shit. They always give me an attitude. 43 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,840 Oh, no. And I'm like I'm trying to do 44 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,320 the right thing here. Support for local business, 45 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,000 right? Yeah. 46 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,320 But you guys are making me want to tell you to eat my ass like. 47 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,600 Yeah. Fuck off like I'm in a pissed 48 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,920 off mood every time I leave and I hate it. 49 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:43,360 But also like their ground coffee is good. 50 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,520 I will say that I'll get it, but you think like. 51 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,520 That's the problem I have too, because I like the coffee, but I 52 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,960 won't say the name. What makes a good coffee because 53 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:55,040 I'm even more of a piece of shit because I spent 12 years in New 54 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,800 York. So literally we're just used to 55 00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:01,680 like street cart bullshit where it has nothing in it and just 56 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,400 black coffee. Mine's just sugar. 57 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,360 Like dude, it's not real coffee that I like. 58 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:10,200 Let's be real, I like sugar. I like black coffee, no. 59 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:13,200 So what makes a good drip? Well, like you can where it 60 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,840 doesn't taste like gas station coffee. 61 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,960 Oh, OK, but. Like it's like aromatic tastes 62 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,640 like like you like for me, I like a little fruitier in it. 63 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,240 So sometimes it'll be like lighter. 64 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,880 Okay, it's crazy, but I was also a barista for 10 years and. 65 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,080 Okay, I. Also did have to do like, blind 66 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:33,120 like, yeah, like I said, it's the only thing like, other than 67 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,840 comedy that I'm qualified to do. Oh my God, you were serious. 68 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,520 You're like, yes, that's. Literally what I was doing for 69 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,800 so long. What kind of blindfold did they 70 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,960 use? I would just close my eyes. 71 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:44,200 Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah. 72 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,560 You were honest. They knew you weren't gonna 73 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:46,160 cheat. Yeah. 74 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:50,680 I was very, I was so like, I moved from Chicago from like 75 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:54,960 Little River, TX and was so like Little River, Little River, TX. 76 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,480 Wow. Yeah, Little River Academy, 77 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:02,400 Texas, to be exact, right off old 95. 78 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:07,320 Shout out, shout out old 95. Yeah. 79 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:12,120 And I like really wanted to do like a good job, like get all my 80 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,320 jobs. You like good jobs. 81 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:17,079 I am a good job Queen. I want to be a good job king. 82 00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:20,399 Yes, I want to be like, OK, guys, we'll follow the rules. 83 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:23,840 And now I'm like no more rules with everything. 84 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,480 It feels great. It's so liberating, It's so 85 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:30,360 empowering and like taking and I don't think you have to take 86 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:34,200 testosterone, but it has starting since starting taking 87 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,240 testosterone. I love how like we're talking 88 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:39,400 about like coffee to this A. Natural transition. 89 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:46,520 That's so nice. But my audacity has increased, 90 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,080 and not in a bad way. I think we should all be a 91 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,000 little more audacious. But the way I move through the 92 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,560 world with like, confidence and also like, I'm not putting up 93 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:58,040 with this shit. You want to be rude to me like 94 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,800 Jamison Coffee? Like fuck off. 95 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,760 I'll shit on your lawn. I'll shit on your lawn. 96 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:06,360 I'll take a dump right here. Right here by your little Easter 97 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,480 decorations. You know, like you think I 98 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,680 won't. Fuck your Bunny, right? 99 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,440 Right. Like also I like accidentally 100 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,680 went on like national boycott like don't chop anywhere a day. 101 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,120 Do you remember? That No. 102 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,200 What is Don't chop? It was chop anywhere. 103 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,840 Yeah, I thought you said don't chop anywhere. 104 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:23,960 What do? We can't chop. 105 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,440 No more chops. Don't worry, I'm not doing that. 106 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,320 I buy my firewood at the grocery store. 107 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:33,280 Like what else my neighbor doesn't? 108 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:35,800 They chop their own wood. Yes. 109 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,120 Wow. But from where? 110 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,800 Where does he go to get lumber? Yeah, you live in like I'll take 111 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,400 a. Picture does he do it in the 112 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,840 front just to show you how much of a man he is No, but he's 113 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,360 constant and he's an older guy and he's constantly just 114 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:51,440 carrying this wood and just going and it's in this. 115 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:52,720 Weird. Ritualistic. 116 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,400 Yeah, ritualistic. It's this netting on the side of 117 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,520 his house. He's got netting. 118 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,680 Maybe it's not netting, maybe it's like it's like wire. 119 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,640 I don't get too close to him. He freaks me me out. 120 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:08,520 Is he a prepper? Like that's the only thing I can 121 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,800 think of. Right, say prepper, prepper, 122 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,160 okay. We have to talk about prepping 123 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:17,480 as well. I had like a psychotic moment 124 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,640 like tick tock. And like, my friend at the time 125 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,920 was like talking about like the world's ending. 126 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,200 We're so screwed like. It's over. 127 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,200 They're not wrong, but yeah. But but you could get her on any 128 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:34,000 bandwagon, like real quick, as long as you like act fast. 129 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,640 Yeah, you're like, this is has to happen or we're going to die. 130 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,840 She's like, Yep, absolutely. I'll order 55. 131 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,520 What are they? I bought a pallet of astronaut 132 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:43,680 food. But smart. 133 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:46,960 Like when I say a pallet it's like this and it's like enough 134 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,280 meals for like 6 years. Well, there you go. 135 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:52,880 Yeah, like it feels right. But also, like, if we were to go 136 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,280 through like Armageddon, I don't want to be alive for six years. 137 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,760 So that's the that's how I too, is that I say whatever, we won't 138 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:00,760 go there. It's dark. 139 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,680 You want to die early. Yeah, for sure. 140 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,240 Yeah, it like what am I going to make it out to the others? 141 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,200 I need a good toilet. Yeah, but I noticed that, like, 142 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:12,520 that's a really common thing with my, like, queer friends. 143 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:16,640 They talk about like, who will survive the best in an APOC? 144 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:20,880 And it's this competitive spirit that I don't tend to have. 145 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:24,320 I'm more like, hey, if someone's going to die first make it be 146 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:27,160 me. Like, I gotta just let me die. 147 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:30,160 And they're all like, no, I'd be the best at foraging berries and 148 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:34,080 picking, you know, timber and whittling casitas that we can 149 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,640 live in. I'm like this is not. 150 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:36,840 I can. Meanwhile, they're from, like, 151 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,600 Connecticut, Yeah. I literally. 152 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:44,480 Went to yell OK suck off you're not foraging shit. 153 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,160 You'd pick the wrong Berry and you'd die. 154 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,320 You know what? This is such a hillbilly story. 155 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:52,360 But while we're on it, like, I grew up in like rural Texas and 156 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:58,280 pretty like low income, not to like stunt on all these like Los 157 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,040 Angeles squares. But. 158 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,040 Growing up, we were like pretty poor and like, we lived across 159 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,640 the street and not from like the train tracks, but like we were 160 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:06,720 poor. We didn't know any better. 161 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,200 We were like picking like blueberries and like dewberries 162 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,160 off the train tracks, which now it's like, Oh no, that's covered 163 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,520 in pesticides. Is it? 164 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:15,880 I'm like, that's brilliant. That's. 165 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:20,640 Along the tracks but then like the BNSF would like always like 166 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:23,080 spray chemicals. Right, to try to kill things 167 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:26,720 near the tracks, Yeah, but. You think all these queers out 168 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,960 here in the Armageddon are going to be pulling blueberries from 169 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:33,880 railroad tracks, Honey, I don't think so. 170 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,159 I'm upset. It's clearly, it's clearly 171 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:41,360 struck a nerve. I love this you have immunity 172 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:44,440 towards these very strong pesticides. 173 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:50,400 I would say yes, and I would say a lot of that has to do with 174 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:54,760 just like being barefoot all the time. 175 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:58,680 I definitely thought it was cool to have ringworm in elementary 176 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:01,240 school because I thought it looked cool. 177 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,240 You can go and search for ringworm. 178 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,920 I mean, you just have to be dirty. 179 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,160 You get it. Like you just have like I had a 180 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:11,920 tree house and like a little dirt patch or whatever sandbox. 181 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,400 Either from other kids. Other kids, animals. 182 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,640 Like a mat. Like a dirty mat. 183 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,720 Like because. It's not a worm, it's fungus, 184 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,040 Yeah. Oh, it just looks in the shape 185 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,920 of a worm. Frozen on a dot. 186 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,520 Does it give you diarrhea? Not but not personal. 187 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,360 I mean I haven't had it since I was like 10. 188 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,520 Can't remember that. Can't remember if I had diarrhea 189 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,040 with it. I just wonder what the side 190 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:33,600 effects are of ringworm. Yeah. 191 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,800 I don't know if the diarrhea is a known. 192 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,120 Is a known kind of effect of ringworm. 193 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:43,960 Look, I must have ringworm. I don't know. 194 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:47,760 I did it with someone who had ringworm who got ringworm from a 195 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,520 cat and they didn't. Know where they. 196 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,960 Came from. But you were able to identify it 197 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,560 very easily because you're like backwards Texas. 198 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:58,200 That's ringworm. And she was like, no, it's not. 199 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,840 And you're like, and I'm like, babe, that's ringworm. 200 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,320 You need to get some antifungal cream. 201 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,840 And she was like, it's not ringworm. 202 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:08,120 Yeah, like how dare you? Right, exactly like I'm how 203 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:11,440 would I ever get ringworm? And I'm like, OK, and then. 204 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,520 Your cat's asshole. Right is going to give you 205 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:18,920 ringworm and like she was like, no, like she got like she's 206 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,960 going to get all these like blood work stuff and like the 207 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,600 doctors couldn't get and they were like giving her 208 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,880 antibacterial like medication and I was like, it's ringworm. 209 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,120 You should get some like antifungal. 210 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,760 And she's like, you know, there's a difference between 211 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,120 antibacterial and antifungal. I know. 212 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,760 And I was like, right, right, right. 213 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,640 Don't try to be snotty with me right now. 214 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,480 Yeah, you got it from your cat. Yeah, and also, like you have 215 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,400 ringworm and you're trying to like, talk to me like I'm 216 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,960 stupid, babe. Head to toe ringworm. 217 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,440 Maybe you need to look in the merrier. 218 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,880 Yeah. Like, yeah, that's crazy. 219 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:58,080 So basically we need your skill set, your astronaut food, and 220 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,960 we'd be fine. I would say to probably your 221 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,760 TikTok knowledge as well. Right. 222 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:07,280 But I was on similar things of, like, prepper talk of like, oh, 223 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,320 yeah, world's gonna end. This is what's gonna happen. 224 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:12,720 I was like watching stuff of like 300 things you can do with 225 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,880 a fish hook to, like, save your life. 226 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:18,040 So I like went out and bought fish hooks and one of those like 227 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:21,760 survivor manuals, like how to make a tent out of like. 228 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:22,960 That's actually good, at least any. 229 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,120 Of that, but it seems like you already have that, no? 230 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,360 I got walkie-talkie. No, I got you 2 things. 231 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,360 I have walkie talkies I got This is actually long range. 232 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,800 Wow, you're not playing around. Long range I like was actually 233 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:37,240 so like in fear that like it was like it's over today I bought 234 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:41,480 tape, but like serious duct tape to then tape all the windows in 235 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,840 my home so that if a nuclear explosion happened it wouldn't 236 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,560 get in the cracks. So it's very smart, but it's 237 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,640 delusional. Yeah, you. 238 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,200 Would need a more. Like it's going to blow the 239 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,880 glass and the duct tape and the glass is going to kill me before 240 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,520 the, you know. It's correct before. 241 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,000 Before the smoke or whatever. See, we need your like 242 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000 obsessiveness, your detail, your planning. 243 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:09,640 At my old house, Silver Lake, that I had, there was an actual 244 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:13,280 government bunker on property. Whoa. 245 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:16,560 It was incredible. It was actually underneath your 246 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,560 property, so it was OK so. Yeah, tell us the story. 247 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,080 OK, yeah, you've never told me this. 248 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:26,560 I know this is new. OK, so I had kind of like a semi 249 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,480 crack looking house in Silver Lake. 250 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:32,280 This was in 2012 when? There's still an army surplus 251 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,040 store. Yeah, like you remember for 252 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,480 this, everybody is way before everybody was whatever. 253 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:40,880 I was living there and there was an actual crackhead across the 254 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,800 street. I remember because I had my mom 255 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,880 stay with me for like 2 weeks before she ran for the hills 256 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:50,320 because while she was there, my neighbor across the way was 257 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:55,240 thrown out of his window. Literally we were smoking a 258 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,320 cigarette. Sorry mom, but we were smoking a 259 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:01,000 cigarette outside on the porch and he was thrown out. 260 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:06,320 She was like, because I see in the like, and she ran back in 261 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:10,160 and he comes to me after he's been thrown out of his own house 262 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:13,480 by some friend. And he goes, I'm so sorry about 263 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,760 that. My friend, he, he gets a little 264 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:21,040 rowdy sometimes. I was like, it's all good, man. 265 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,640 Like, don't worry. My mother though, yeah. 266 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,800 Yeah, what do you do? Outside, no, I'm very chill. 267 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,840 I was like, don't worry, man, just go back in the house. 268 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,320 Like everything's chill. So that was the vibe around 269 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:34,480 Silver Lake around that time. And my house, it was like my 270 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,800 house. And then, like, gates, because 271 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,400 it was like, you know, not a safe place. 272 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,880 Yeah, I remember. And then beyond the gate to the 273 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:45,440 side of the house is just a hatch, like in Lost. 274 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:51,200 It's a hatch and we look in it and it is a full scale bunker 275 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:56,160 with like bunk beds. And I was like leaving to a 276 00:13:56,160 --> 00:14:00,240 different house and like renting like I didn't have time to save 277 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,800 the bunker. But it was built by the 278 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:07,200 government, by Caltrans, because apparently this house was built 279 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,280 right near what was going to be a newly constructed like 280 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,240 highway. That never happened. 281 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:17,840 But they were worried at the time about nuclear war. 282 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:23,800 And so they gave this bunker to people that worked for Caltrans 283 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:27,040 just in case. Oh my God, what history. 284 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:32,240 I kept wine down there. It became a wine cellar and it 285 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,280 was wonderful. That sounds so nice. 286 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,280 Yeah, it was great. That sounds really wonderful. 287 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,560 It became a wine cellar, yeah. Wow, could you imagine having 288 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,280 that right now? Oh. 289 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,840 My God, I know, right? Cool. 290 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,520 Yeah. It doesn't exist anymore though. 291 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:49,080 Wow. Well, now it's like now you can 292 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,560 realize that they like probably have regular looking homes that 293 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,240 like there's bunkers under. We just don't know. 294 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,120 Yeah, probably. You want to hear a dead body 295 00:14:56,120 --> 00:15:00,960 story? Yes, OK, it's not really a dead 296 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,000 body story. So blind brothers. 297 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,200 No, this was so. Like blind brothers. 298 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,520 I So in New York, I lived in an apartment with four blind 299 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,680 brothers across the way and there's. 300 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,720 Their nursery rhyme 4 Blind Brothers Across. 301 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,400 The way and they were very talented musicians and they and 302 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,040 their parents killed each other. No, that's not true. 303 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,960 They had another brother that wasn't blind. 304 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,120 He lived in my apartment. He got married, had a baby. 305 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,840 He killed his wife and I went into that murder suicide 306 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:32,960 apartment, which is why they were like, you know, wanting to 307 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,520 know who I was because I was the blind brothers. 308 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,640 Yeah. Living in the in the dead man's 309 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,040 apartment. Blind Brothers is a whole 310 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,480 episode that I need to listen to. 311 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,240 Totally. And I would go over there for 312 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,160 beers sometimes. Like I pictured them really 313 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,120 skinny and long. This is fucked up. 314 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,960 And long white hair and like kind of like Dumbledore looking 315 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,840 like four of those like 4. Dumbledore. 316 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,160 No, they were Dominican and Oh my God, this is just so 317 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,080 different than like what I they were Dominican and they played 318 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:04,080 at the like Dominican spot, like down the way because I lived in 319 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,680 the Lower East Side and back when I lived in the Lower East 320 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,520 Side, like mother fuckers were getting killed and shooting 321 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,160 heroin on the street. So it was different and it was 322 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,680 all Latinos and they would go play the spot like down the way. 323 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,640 God, I had like a completely different. 324 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,040 Also been wanting to address this, sorry to interrupt since 325 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,440 we started a wonderful Deftones hat. 326 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,240 Thank you so much. Like, thank you so much I've. 327 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:29,480 Really started listening to Deftones again and I can't stop. 328 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:33,200 I like Deftones too, the one that I tied up, that my 329 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,480 girlfriend that I was with for 10 years, that I tied up to a 330 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,160 radiator. What is happening here? 331 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,920 She she got me on to the Deftones. 332 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,080 OK, No. Can you? 333 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,520 Tied a woman up to a radiator. Absolutely, yeah. 334 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:50,080 For like fun stuff or like. OK, totally consensual. 335 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,800 Completely consensual. She could release herself if she 336 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,280 wanted. That's fun. 337 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it was a great time. 338 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,040 What? A fun time, Todd role-playing. 339 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,720 Yeah, it was great. Wow, okay, speaking, can we take 340 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,680 a? Totally. 341 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,119 Absolutely. So. 342 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:09,280 As an actor, it must be. It's so fun, but now that I've 343 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:13,000 started taking testosterone, it's like a whole other level 344 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,000 has been unlocked. Really like because of your 345 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,599 strength. I mean, my strength has, I've 346 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:22,119 always been pretty like beefy, But now the other day I went to 347 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:24,839 the gym and I hadn't had time to go for like maybe a month. 348 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,400 Yeah. And I was like, fuck, like, I 349 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,359 have to start from like restart the base. 350 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,560 Yeah. But because I'm on testosterone, 351 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:35,520 my base keeps changing in the best way I went. 352 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,200 You know, like the dummy bars. Yeah. 353 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:42,640 I was doing sets of 60, like, reps in between squats, just 354 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,720 like, wow, curling, like they were 20s wow. 355 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,120 And I. Was this life? 356 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:50,800 It's about to, I mean, 4.5 milligrams of testosterone a 357 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,600 week and you can have it. Wow, I would see. 358 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,480 I want the like strength stuff of testosterone. 359 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,960 I just don't want the other stuff. 360 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,280 But I if I could get the strength, I have a peptide. 361 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,320 I've been thinking about a peptide. 362 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,360 Actually, I don't know. I just said that because 363 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,200 everybody says it. People are saying what? 364 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,360 Not collagen, but Retta, what is it? 365 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,920 Retta, What's that? What's the retta thing? 366 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,600 OK. So anyways, yeah, this is a 367 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,600 matter we shouldn't go on a peptide thing, but yeah. 368 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,800 Well, now I got to know what a peptide. 369 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,280 Is. I don't really know that's the 370 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:22,960 problem. It can give you like certain 371 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,040 things. So it's like human growth, but 372 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,680 it's like a PEP, like a naturally sequenced PEP. 373 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,200 But there's for everything, right? 374 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,320 So there's for building muscle. There's for. 375 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,440 We had another guest that told us to get tan skin. 376 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,800 Yeah, you can get wait. Is this like biohacking? 377 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,480 Yes, it's like biohacking some of. 378 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,960 It I'm here. For some of it, it's some for 379 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,280 skin, some of it is and then some people on our are on 380 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,960 Ozempic and say that they're on a peptide. 381 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,040 So you never know. Oh, that's very funny. 382 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,720 That's very funny. I'm on a peptide. 383 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,280 I'm on a peptide GLP peptide. Yeah. 384 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,480 But actually there is a peptide version of it yes, which is 385 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,520 retta which is retta which is the muscle but weight loss at 386 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:00,920 the same time but it keeps your muscle. 387 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,680 Yeah, because Ozempic takes away the muscle. 388 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,080 Right. Ozempic literally just makes you 389 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,160 not hungry. OK, yeah, yes, but there is a 390 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:10,080 version of it that does degenerate your muscles. 391 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,000 Yeah, I'm telling. You. 392 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,400 I've never heard of that. It's been insane but also like 393 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,200 my sex drive and like the like. Ideas. 394 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,560 Right. But also like I found like the 395 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:23,800 first person that I had had sex with while on testosterone was 396 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:28,400 like also just as freaky. So we were doing like crazy role 397 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,880 play shit and like she matched my freak, but then was also 398 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,600 like, let me let me open the door to your freak. 399 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:39,600 And like we were playing shit at my house that I was like, if 400 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,840 anybody like finds out about this, I would be actually, I'm 401 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,800 not mortified. I'm like this. 402 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,160 Is shame you should have. I have a zero shame with. 403 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,560 This so fucking fun. What was the craziest thing that 404 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,160 you did? We almost will like. 405 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,240 Did you go, brother? Sister. 406 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,080 No, we've never done. Brother, Sister, I'm. 407 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,800 Not a fan of brother sister I'm not but I I if I think about 408 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,560 like something crazy. I think brother sister is pretty 409 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,600 crazy only because I have a brother so that would be a 410 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,800 little. Yeah, yeah, We did a lot of like 411 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,440 stepdad. Yeah, that's stepdaughter, which 412 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:12,200 is OK, Sure, we'll do that. But then also it was a lot of 413 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:18,760 like, get me pregnant, a lot of get me pregnant shit. 414 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:23,960 And then a lot of like, like I I want you to like she's cool. 415 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,360 Shout out. She would not care. 416 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,320 She would be like, yeah, tell him. 417 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,920 But she was like, I want to do something where it's like, I 418 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,320 want, I want you to like forcibly come inside of me. 419 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,800 Like I want, I want to have sex. And then I wanted to be like 420 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,760 baby play. But then it would be like, don't 421 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,800 come inside of me, daddy. And I would be like, I'm coming. 422 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,840 Like, yeah, like it was, it was like, Yep, opening up. 423 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,440 We were about to get like, I've never done this before. 424 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,680 And I was like, I don't even know it was a thing, but like a 425 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,360 bootstrap for a cock, like a dildo. 426 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:52,480 Have you guys heard of this? No, it's it's like you you could 427 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,960 get like it goes on boots. It looks like a biker, like a 428 00:20:55,960 --> 00:21:00,960 harness, but it's for your boot where like you would like 429 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:06,720 position yourself on it and like get a blowjob or just like fuck 430 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,440 someone with your foot. Google. 431 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,440 Like. We'll check that out. 432 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,240 Yeah, And we were like, this is so fucking horny, let's do it. 433 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,640 And then we just kind of found out like we're more of like 434 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:17,640 friends. What? 435 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,720 Wait, where? Where did you buy? 436 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,400 Sorry please, where did you buy this boot? 437 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:29,560 Dog it's any boot but you can go to like Etsy and like buy the 438 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,760 strap on like there are. Like Etsy has a lot of it's not 439 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,280 together. Like we love it. 440 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,080 A lot of my paddles are from Etsy. 441 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,120 Right. Yeah. 442 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,960 We love Etsy, love Etsy, Shout out Etsy. 443 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,840 Shout out Etsy and like the homemade freaks that are like. 444 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,720 Homemade wood. Crafts in artisan freaks. 445 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,640 Like here's OK, this was my thing with ordering stuff on 446 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,720 Etsy. I was like, because it you look 447 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:54,400 at the picture and it's some strange man making these 448 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,960 paddles, right? And then I'm like, do I want to 449 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:03,360 give this strange man my address and let him know that like, I'm 450 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,280 using this, I'm using this. Like there's something that like 451 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,760 I hesitated on push and click. I did it. 452 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,720 Did you Anyway, yeah, you need it. 453 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,800 I clicked it, but I was like, uh oh. 454 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,160 There was hesitation. Yeah, I was like, this probably 455 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:20,440 isn't great, but that's OK. I think it's OK. 456 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,160 This guy's a freak, and he's probably, he's clearly sex 457 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,240 positive, Yeah. I don't know, I would like that. 458 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,000 You know what I'm thinking about right now? 459 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,680 Tell me. And I'm wondering if there's any 460 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,840 way I could do gift this. Probably because I think I'm, 461 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,960 like friends with one of the girls who's now in the 462 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,120 superintendent's office in Little River. 463 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,440 OK, so in middle school and through high school. 464 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,200 But then Texas changed the state laws. 465 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:48,720 If you did not want to get detention, you could get slaps, 466 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:52,480 which was like the principal had a paddle, like a wooden paddle, 467 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,680 and you could get spanked and then you wouldn't have 468 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,760 detention. I would do it no problem. 469 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,440 But I'm wondering if I can get the paddle. 470 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,040 You should ask, you should say give me the paddle or I'm coming 471 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,080 for your whole entire operation at the time. 472 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,600 It was at the time it was legal, yeah. 473 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,240 But I guess still still be like hey. 474 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,520 Emotional distress. I'm fucked up. 475 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,800 Yeah. And now you're going to give me 476 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,120 the and. That's why I'm trans, you guys. 477 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,200 May be trans. That would be. 478 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:22,160 Crazy Mr. Sprinkles. That was his name. 479 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,000 Mr. Sprinkles. Mr. Sprinkles. 480 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,200 You give that paddle back. Right, you give me that paddle. 481 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,320 Yeah. Oh my God, yeah, it's wild. 482 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,320 Were you doing like gay activities in Little River? 483 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:44,120 No, no, OK. I was so closeted even to 484 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:48,840 myself, even though I was like, it was so obvious I was gay, OK 485 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:52,560 to everyone, but even I knew it. But I was like, no, but I was 486 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,280 like fellowship of Christian athletes, like president, like 487 00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:01,360 an athlete, the mascot, like even though I wore like I was 488 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:05,240 like super got like goth for that area, you know, But then I 489 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,720 would like fantasize about being a boy and like dating my friend 490 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,720 Stacy and I would be like, it's fine. 491 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,680 This is normal stuff. Like I'm still a Christian and a 492 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,480 girl, you know, like, but. You don't act on it. 493 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,400 It's OK, Yeah. It's not a sin. 494 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,440 It's not a sin. As long as you get paddled, it 495 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,560 doesn't matter. Like Sprinkles. 496 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,480 His Sprinkles name is what is Sprinkle. 497 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,000 We have to Google him later. Obviously you have a problem. 498 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:29,880 I have a problem. Yeah. 499 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:34,280 Please wait what's your freaks me? 500 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,440 I feel like we OK You tried anything once. 501 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,640 That's me. Because you got a little excited 502 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:42,000 about pregnant play. Oh yeah, that's like a big deal 503 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,880 for me. I love that your whole idea. 504 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,600 I mean, we don't have to talk about it, but it feels like we 505 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,160 skipped over something pretty exciting. 506 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,280 No, we definitely can go in there. 507 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,360 So the idea about, you know, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 508 00:24:56,360 --> 00:25:02,000 So I have a thing. So I am a like female ejaculator 509 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,200 type. Yeah. 510 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:08,320 And so my whole fantasy, which I haven't been able to play out, 511 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,160 this is one of many, but I'll just share this. 512 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,280 OK, great. This is one of many, but one of 513 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,520 them is I want to find those like ejaculating straps. 514 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,880 They have. Them I know they do, but the 515 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:24,120 problem with them is. Which I only just found out 516 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,120 about. Oh, they're incredible, but the 517 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:31,560 ones that I have found aren't really made in the way that I 518 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:35,040 want them to be. In fact, I am friends with a big 519 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,640 manufacturer that I want to discuss this with. 520 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,160 Oh. My God I would love to buy your 521 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,120 crossover or your mashup or what do they call it. 522 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,240 Because I really like to crossover a collab. 523 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,720 Collab Collab the. Crossover, I liked it made me 524 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:52,800 think of a car and I liked it. Yeah, the collab because I did I 525 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,120 was like, that's nice because most of the well, no, all of the 526 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:59,640 companies are catering to a straight and most of them are 527 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,480 sleeves that you put over a real member. 528 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:07,840 But so then the ones that are solid aren't dual density. 529 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,200 They're not and I'm very picky. Can I tell you guys? 530 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,840 After this, a very embarrassing thing that I bought dildo 531 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,880 related. OK, yeah, OK, go ahead. 532 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,760 So you're very picky. And so when I did my research 533 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:23,320 and all of them are like, you have to like pump from the side 534 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,720 with a squeezer, which I don't want, I want it. 535 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,120 And you know, it makes like a noise. 536 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:32,080 Oh yeah, it's got totally. And that's they're so it's so 537 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,800 unsexy. You know what you got to do? 538 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:40,000 And so then I started to look at alternatives in like a different 539 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,760 space because I was like, Oh well, if I can get really I, I 540 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,840 don't want to give away my collab idea, but essentially. 541 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,040 Definitely don't give away the key components because. 542 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,360 Right. Because I was looking in the 543 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,920 like and I don't know what it's called, but like I was looking 544 00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:01,360 in the like Tran space of like, you know, I don't know what they 545 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,320 call it, but I couldn't find it there. 546 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,520 And my trans friend was literally like, maybe we could 547 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:09,320 find it here for you, blah blah. And it it just wasn't. 548 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,200 Yeah, there's you have to get a prototype and you have to 549 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,440 copyright it. Yeah, and but I don't think that 550 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,400 there are enough. Here's the problem there. 551 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,120 Are there are? Me. 552 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,960 You think so? I know I. 553 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,040 You can't be the only female ejaculator. 554 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,200 They're happy. Well, I talk to people, even 555 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,280 people who I mate with, and they're like, I've never seen 556 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,720 anything like this. So I'm telling you, yes, because 557 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,440 we're having this discussion. Yeah. 558 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,680 I'm looking for things similar to this, really. 559 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,760 And I think that it might be so much of like, not a faux pas or 560 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,000 like taboo to talk about it. Yeah. 561 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,960 And I think people are were too shy. 562 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,960 There are shy. There are we're like, oh, I 563 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,240 don't know, or like, you know, can't get through the fantasy of 564 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,440 it right, or like the fulfillment, like not allowing 565 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:57,880 themselves, but I do believe so that there is I found like this 566 00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,920 is where I'm probably going to get like Flack. 567 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:04,400 So I like started like T I'm like I am looking into like 568 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,800 ejaculating like dildos or like whatever, Like and I'm finding a 569 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,360 lot of the side stuff. I'm finding like interesting 570 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:15,800 creature dongs, Sure, which that was new. 571 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:19,360 That was new for me too, to be like wow, OK, but then I would 572 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:23,640 go like I I went somewhat deep on like trans Reddit. 573 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,440 I didn't want to get too deep. It read. 574 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,360 It also confuses me. Me too. 575 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:28,160 It's hard. Me too. 576 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,520 Right, it's like whatever, but. I started like looking up this 577 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,160 review of this thing and I don't know what I it's called, but I 578 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:37,640 call it the suckler where it's supposed to look like an 579 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:41,480 anatomical penis that you put on your member and it I know what 580 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,560 you're talking about, but. It this was in my. 581 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,760 Research I found. This thing, don't buy it. 582 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,520 Why? Does not do what it's supposed 583 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,600 to do. OK. 584 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,400 And that was so disappointing 'cause I watched so many like 585 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,200 YouTube videos, even like the guy who like, started this 586 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,280 company, like tries it on, like he shows you in like the videos, 587 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,400 like, this is how it fits on your anatomy, right? 588 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,920 Yeah. But all like the, the people on 589 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,480 YouTube, they're like, which again, like fly your own, like 590 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,920 freak flag, do whatever you want. 591 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,120 But I should have known not to trust them 'cause they were like 592 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,240 furries. Oh, interesting. 593 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,760 And I was. Just like I'm not here. 594 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:18,040 For that and if y'all are like that's great, but for me I don't 595 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,320 need like are they them named Xander with like a raccoon towel 596 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,320 to like talk to me about this ejaculating dildo that doesn't 597 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,240 work and you can't like return it No, you can't return it It's. 598 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,480 Non refundable. It hurts like you have. 599 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,000 To keep the pressure on it. It's expensive. 600 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,720 Yes, it was so. Expensive and. 601 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,800 Then like the silicone, very expensive. 602 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,080 It's very. Expensive. 603 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,440 I I think we're in the six. $100 range. 604 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,920 Oh, I didn't buy that one. I. 605 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,000 Bought this one was like 150 but I have seen that. 606 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,920 Something not work? Oh my God. 607 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:46,600 Fifty. Yeah. 608 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,240 And but the. Problem is why I couldn't get 609 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,360 it. Which one were you looking at 610 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,720 So. But I know which. 611 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,680 One you're talking about, I know typically I did. 612 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:57,080 So I literally have seen them all because I was looking for 613 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,800 the Holy Grail of specific remembers of what I want and I 614 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,480 obsessively look and I was in the trans space because I was 615 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,040 like, I can't find it in my space. 616 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:09,920 So and then I had the kind of like interesting, like political 617 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,640 dilemma where I was like, am I allowed to buy these? 618 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:16,200 Yes, I didn't know. I think anybody is. 619 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,480 Allowed. Are they? 620 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,760 I didn't. Know and so then I was talking 621 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,560 with my trans friend and I was like am I allowed to because I 622 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:26,080 wanted to e-mail the owner and I was like is that OK? 623 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,720 Like can I do that? I'm not trans Well my trans 624 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,920 friend was like, I don't know I think I should e-mail and I was 625 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,720 like OK, really? Yeah. 626 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,800 And I was so then I was like OK, maybe there is something I don't 627 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,360 know I don't know. So, but the problem is is that 628 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:46,000 my clit is not big enough, but this one is supposed to enlarge. 629 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,240 Your like clit and it does, but one, it hurts, it doesn't feel 630 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,720 good like it's supposed to like mimic a vagina or a mouth and it 631 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:58,480 yeah doesn't it hurts so bad and then it like pumps it up. 632 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,480 It never stays, at least not for me. 633 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:04,440 And then two, like when you like, if you're getting a 634 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,920 blowjob, like to see the look, you know, like to get that 635 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,120 gratification. It closes like this because it's 636 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,920 not strong enough. So just imagine like just like 637 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:19,840 slopping down on the it's so it felt so degrading to use it that 638 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:23,880 I almost felt like if we were doing shame play, this would be 639 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,160 the perfect toy. Oh my God, you. 640 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,440 Should tell them so they can change their. 641 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,080 Marketing. Yeah, like this is great for 642 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,360 shaming. Welcome here. 643 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,160 Please come on. Like, embarrass me and like, 644 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,520 make me use this. Embarrass me. 645 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,800 You know, like God. Wait, are you looking? 646 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,680 At the ones. That are like even the Packers 647 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,120 are like $200. Yeah, $300. 648 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,520 Oh, listen, I look, she probably wanted. 649 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,280 All of that companies, yeah, Oh my God, we have to compare 650 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,000 research. Yeah, because she was a. 651 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,120 Researcher. My friend was looking for their 652 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:54,400 toolery and so they had done like so much research on all the 653 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:58,520 companies and I came to them and asked like, Hey, this is what 654 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,440 I'm looking for. Is there like something, you 655 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,240 know, that can do this? And so they like you know what? 656 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,560 And but The thing is, I'm so specific, I want it to be a 657 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,000 specific size. A lot of the sizes are not a 658 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,920 look to and like they're not big enough. 659 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,400 Well, and at the time I was with a size queen, so like, that 660 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,520 wasn't going to Yeah, really be it wasn't going to be 661 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,160 fulfilling. No, it wasn't going to be 662 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,480 satisfactory. I need a hog, right? 663 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,040 Yeah, Sense. Me I. 664 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:30,040 Will say since. Taken tea, I am packing a hog 665 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,080 Great it's I love hog do. You love it, I love it. 666 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,000 I fucking. It's dope as hell. 667 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,160 All my trans guy friends were like, have you had bottom 668 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,200 growth? Yeah, have you had bottom 669 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,440 growth? And I was like, I don't know, I 670 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,760 think so. And then one day I woke up and I 671 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,880 was like, I got it now it's here. 672 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,400 Yeah, it's not going anywhere. And then if, if I find myself 673 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:52,200 getting aroused somewhere, I can like feel it in a new way and 674 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,800 like depending on my boxers, like it'll like, I'll like feel 675 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,480 it on my boxers. It's like massive when I'm like 676 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,320 erect. And do you like that? 677 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:04,320 Now it can be seen. Yes, I do, and. 678 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,120 It's also kind of crazy because like it is like somewhat 679 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,480 insertable, like obviously not a lot because it's like different. 680 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,920 Yeah, it's different, yeah. We. 681 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,320 Can talk about this like. I'm so like who gives a fuck? 682 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,760 I suddenly that's like the Christian small town. 683 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,640 Like, wait, can we talk about this? 684 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,720 And that's been very exciting and also like, really fun 685 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,120 because when you find someone who wants to have that sort of 686 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,480 sexual play with you and like, is open and commutative, and 687 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,040 it's also like, hey, what would be affirming for you? 688 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,680 I had never felt that. And I feel like if I had been 689 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,200 with someone who had never been with like, a trans guy or wasn't 690 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,160 as sexually as open, I may not have discovered that. 691 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,760 I don't know. It was like a real blessing to 692 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,520 be with this person. And she's still in my life. 693 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,200 We're still good friends, so is that a prerequisite? 694 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:50,080 Now for you is somebody that has been with a trans person, I 695 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:54,160 would say. No, because I can understand 696 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,440 like maybe not a lot of like people have encountered a lot of 697 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:02,160 trans men, but someone who is open and would be comfortable 698 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,920 even calling like a dildo a cock or like I want to suck your 699 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,280 cock. I want to suck your Dick. 700 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,679 Like let me ride your Dick and like seeing it as an actual part 701 00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:12,719 of my anatomy instead of just like something in a bag, right? 702 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,320 Does that make sense? Like that's who I would have to 703 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,480 be with moving forward. I mean, I know. 704 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,400 I mean so. Many lesbians that I get with 705 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:24,199 definitely go in that space for me, yeah, Even so, I'm sorry. 706 00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:25,719 Thinking of stories, I'm like, yeah, yeah. 707 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,880 There's so many that like absolutely 100%, yeah. 708 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:34,120 I will say, like, I'm, I'm single and I'm at this part 709 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,800 where, you know, like after kind of like a dissolution, there's 710 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,280 some like grief, heartache. And then when you're just like 711 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,960 out there again, yeah. But I'm out here in a new way 712 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,239 where it's like, I used to be so like, I want to be in a 713 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,400 relationship. I want to find my partner. 714 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:53,480 And now I'm like, I want to fuck, I want to have fun. 715 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,360 I want to meet like someone where there was like great 716 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,120 respect between the two of us, but I don't want to like wake up 717 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,120 and text someone good morning anymore. 718 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,640 I, I don't have that like want for the first time in my life, 719 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:09,280 it feels so great to just be selfish and not in a way where 720 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,560 it's like, I'm like, oh, you're being so selfish. 721 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,920 It's like, no, I am being selfish. 722 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,240 This is my time. This is my life. 723 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:16,760 This is what I want to do. I want to wake up. 724 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:20,760 I want to have my own coffee. I don't want to be beholden to 725 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,800 what are you up to today, even though that's so sweet and so 726 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,440 innocuous, like I just don't want to be beholden to anyone. 727 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,760 I just want to have fun. I want to show up for someone 728 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,000 when we're together, and that's all I want. 729 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,680 Like, I'm still, like, exploring this part of me. 730 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,240 And most of the people I've met have been really great about it. 731 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,640 I love that. Yeah. 732 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:44,080 I look forward to not having a bad day as a single person. 733 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,640 Yeah, yeah, I love. That yeah 'cause. 734 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,400 I like yeah 'cause like I used to wake up and have bad days a 735 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,000 lot 'cause it's like the grief I. 736 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:58,000 Felt recently I was making, I don't know if you have ever 737 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:02,080 experienced this, like a grief where like I would cry, but 738 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,280 there'd be no tears. But it was like this guttural 739 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:11,160 like like it felt like livestock escaping out of my mouth like 740 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:15,080 just pain and I but I feel you like I don't want to wake up in 741 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,080 a bad day and I feel like I'm just now like having a good day. 742 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,720 I'm having a good. Day and it's summers. 743 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,160 Around the corner. Forget it, forget it. 744 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,240 Oh my God, so excited for summer. 745 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,560 I can't wait to be naked in my pool again. 746 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,920 Oh my God, yes, yes. Can I come be naked? 747 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,560 In your room, yes. Yes, I love that. 748 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,440 Oh my. My God, and you don't 749 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,240 understand. So like I have this thing where 750 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,520 I heat my pool like a jacuzzi. Nice. 751 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,240 So I'm night this year. I would love if you did. 752 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:43,920 I want to come this year because I want a naked swim. 753 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,920 Great. OK, great hot tub water. 754 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,520 It's because at the. Night swims are so incredible. 755 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,760 And it always had these fantasies of, like, having 756 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:58,680 these, like, parties with a bunch of naked, beautiful women. 757 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,120 I'm here for that, yeah. And like. 758 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:05,520 In my pool and I haven't made this a reality yet, though. 759 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:06,640 That's true. Actually. 760 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,440 I did have a bunch of but not a formal yeah. 761 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,480 It wasn't a formal it. Just happened. 762 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,640 She does have this every summer, but yeah, yeah. 763 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,560 But that's fine. I wanted as I said. 764 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,400 This year I'm like, I'll come this year, but I'm a single 765 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,160 person now. That's true. 766 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,920 Yeah, Wow. It's a different ball game. 767 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,520 It's a different ball game. A different ball game, a 768 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,080 different ball. Game Magician might. 769 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,960 Come you never you've dated. A magician? 770 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,440 Absolutely. No, I had a. 771 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,720 Magician friend, I don't know, he was a magician, maybe a 772 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,480 wizard. I don't know what he was and 773 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:39,000 Castle and I remember I was dating my girlfriend at the time 774 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:43,720 and she was like so uptight but look like a Victoria's Secret 775 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:46,640 supermodel. So it's like we allowed it and 776 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,240 we've all made the concession. So we allowed it. 777 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:54,720 And I remember he took us to the Magic Castle one night, and he 778 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:58,440 was talking about how he wanted to go skinny dipping in my pool 779 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,640 to my girlfriend. And I was like, yeah, like, what 780 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,920 do you mean? Of course, Like, come over, It's 781 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,920 going to be great. And then I had to hear all night 782 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,600 about how you're a monster. No, no, how he like, you know, 783 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,360 he wants more from you. And I was like, the magician 784 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,720 doesn't want more. He probably does. 785 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:19,280 I've known the magician since I was like 9 years old. 786 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,120 He could be waiting for his long game. 787 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:25,280 There's no way that the Magician is coming for me. 788 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,000 Well, you don't know. You literally. 789 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,720 Don't know. Dude, you don't know. 790 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,560 I guess that could be his fantasy. 791 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,120 But oh, weirdly, with who? I don't know, but he's Polly 792 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,800 anyway. How? 793 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,920 How low in your life? Do you have to be to be like 794 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,240 this is my magician boyfriend were Polly? 795 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:47,160 That's so embarrassing. I'm in a Polly relationship with 796 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:53,000 this this male magician. I would rather fuck. 797 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,160 A furry name, Xander. Yeah, that was crazy. 798 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,400 Spelled with like. AY. 799 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:04,320 And my, my name is ever so like who the fuck am I talking about? 800 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:10,080 Oh my God. Wait so did y'all do naked 801 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,960 skinny? No, but I. 802 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,160 Actually, I have to invite him this summer to, you know, and be 803 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:19,360 like, because he actually he does music stuff and his studio 804 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,920 is right by my house. He used to call me all the time 805 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,240 to be like tonight, Tonight I'm like, no, dude, she's over here. 806 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,400 You can't come over. She's uptight. 807 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,960 She can't handle that. Dog, she's uptight. 808 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,680 She's. Uptight. 809 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,880 No, We had. This joke actually I did like 810 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:37,440 this friends trip and they all knew that she was so uptight and 811 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,400 so so and I'm so crazy. Was she like Christian? 812 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,480 Or Catholic. She was just a bossy. 813 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,840 She was just really bossy, kind of like wanted to isolate me 814 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,800 from my friends. You take what you will from 815 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:48,640 that, right? Right. 816 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,920 And what's the nickname on this one? 817 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,040 We never had one really. See now that's a problem and 818 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,120 I've. Never spoken about her. 819 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,560 Really. That's why she doesn't have a 820 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,440 nickname? Yeah. 821 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,800 Wow, That's kind of even better. No name for you. 822 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,160 Yeah. So no name. 823 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,480 So no name. What do you call it? 824 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,800 We were on our trip, our, you know, gay trip, and there was a 825 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,240 thing that was just. A consistent joke of like things 826 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,880 that I would do. And they'd be like, don't tell 827 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,080 no name. Don't tell no name. 828 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,000 She'll get she'll, she'll get pissed. 829 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:20,440 Oh my God, she'll get pissed. Like I was in a jacuzzi with my 830 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:27,080 friend who like he was a boy, homosexual male, and then 831 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,080 another person who I would never. 832 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,640 And they were like, uh oh, don't tell no name. 833 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,120 Like, she might get really pissed at you. 834 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,000 Yeah. Oh, my God. 835 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,720 No. Like if she called and I was 836 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:39,480 like, oh, she's calling. They're like, well, if you don't 837 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,800 answer, no name's gonna. No name's gonna. 838 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,600 Was she younger than you? No. 839 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,720 She was. Well, maybe she was, but maybe 840 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:48,800 by like a year. It wasn't like crazy. 841 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:54,800 Yeah, but it was she was a new gay. 842 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,960 OK, That's that was. And I know I get, you know, you 843 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,440 did a lot of shit. We just did a clip about how I 844 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,040 can't date baby gays, but it's because of these types of 845 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,560 experiences. I would say it sounds like you 846 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,240 were a. Very open person to experience a 847 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:13,640 first time with yes. Or if you're baby gay or not to 848 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,280 insult, not insulting you. It's coming like I'm too open 849 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,280 for like. What like they're stepping into? 850 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,960 I need a more experienced someone, open minded. 851 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:27,760 Sure, because I felt like I wasn't as experienced but I'm 852 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,840 open minded. Yes, difference. 853 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,360 There's a difference. Yeah, and I need to be my crazy 854 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:36,440 self like I do do things that probably would not be OK for 855 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,960 somebody who's not open minded. I'm not Polly, I'm not open, but 856 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,520 I am freaky and that's OK. And that that's. 857 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,320 Great. Yeah, yes, but. 858 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:49,560 Like, you know, so like I'll go out and I don't know, be crazy 859 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,520 and maybe a little flirty with my friends that I would never. 860 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,720 Yeah, if you wanted to, you could. 861 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,120 Flirting is fun. Flirting is very. 862 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,920 Fun flirting is fun, yes. And I believe in this. 863 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,760 With like you're flirting with somebody that like it would 864 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,840 never go down with. I think that's when it's like 865 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,720 super safe and fun for me. I'm not going to, you know, 866 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:11,600 flirt with the girl who I actually would. 867 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,160 That would be disrespectful, that. 868 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:16,920 Would be disrespectful. Yes, but if my type is fem and 869 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,680 I'm flirting with my they them friend, like you're safe. 870 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,280 There's a safe space here. Yeah, yeah, 'cause we're just 871 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,280 being like knives, sharpening knives. 872 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,600 Literally to flirt. Because like, like that 873 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,400 sharpening, Yeah. Because what are we going to do? 874 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,440 Go home and play sword swallow? Like right. 875 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,640 It's not going to work. It's. 876 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,240 Never going to happen. Sword Swallow. 877 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:42,640 OK, magician, just to circle it back. 878 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,200 You know, yeah, I I'm not in it for a sword swallow game. 879 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,720 So that's a safe space. I would agree. 880 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:49,920 Yeah, that's a safe. Space. 881 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,200 Yeah. Oh, I want to. 882 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:57,880 Talk about recently. You took edibles and went to the 883 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,000 Opera House, dudes. Yes. 884 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,880 Wow, I thought. You were I was like, did I post 885 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:07,840 about this? So one morning I woke up and I 886 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,160 was like having a coffee. And this was like, you know what 887 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,440 the, the, the curve of a heartache where you're kind of 888 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:18,080 feeling it, but not really. But you know, the, the winds. 889 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,640 Do I know heartache? The winds? 890 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,400 Are changing and you're. Like I'm feeling OK. 891 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,960 I was like, you know what I'm starting to do better. 892 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,560 I'm. Going to have a Xanax. 893 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:29,000 And a cup of coffee. And I felt so good of. 894 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,680 Course and I met my friend Laura. 895 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:35,440 We went around a walk on Silver Lake Reservoir and then I 896 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:40,520 stopped and I realized, so I keep all of my pills and I have 897 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,720 a little thing on my dresser. It looks like a rattlesnake and 898 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:47,200 it's so tiny. It was MDMA I love this for. 899 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:50,720 You so I had MDMA. And coffee on a Sunday morning 900 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:52,840 it. Was the. 901 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:56,200 Best fucking Sunday of my life. Like how does it feel to live my 902 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,960 dream? Honestly. 903 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,960 Minus the come down like I. Didn't like minus the come down. 904 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:07,480 It was incredible, but even little 5 HTP get a little citrus 905 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:11,640 little B12 in you, but I was like everything feels so right 906 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,440 in the world. This feels so good. 907 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,480 And I was like, oh, that's why like I'm I'm rolling right now 908 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:19,120 and I'm. Going like 65 miles. 909 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:20,280 An hour on the 110. Funny. 910 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,400 I'm just being like nothing can hurt me. 911 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,560 How incredible. Yeah, did you tell? 912 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,600 Laura or did you just? Keep it as we laughed about it, 913 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,240 OK? We were like. 914 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:33,360 That's so funny because I. Was like, really? 915 00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,400 Hyping her up. She's a director and she's got 916 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,560 all this stuff. And I mean, I was on like a 917 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,400 different like I'm already like, if you guys get so pretty 918 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,240 animated. Yeah, excited for my. 919 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:44,480 Friends and I was. Like, and then you could do 920 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,440 this, this, and I was like on my mind, like and I was like, and 921 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,640 then you could get this intellectual property and I 922 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,520 could see a franchise and I was like, why am I talking about a 923 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,320 franchise around this over? Like it was a war. 924 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,560 He was like, OK, I see it MDMA. I feel like I'm doing. 925 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,240 That without MDMAI do, yeah. They not even need it. 926 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,720 I know, yeah. She doesn't need it. 927 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:04,000 Do you smoke weed? I. 928 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,160 Absolutely. I'm not. 929 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,000 Cut out for that, OK, I'm telling you. 930 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,880 Weed at the opera? I took joints. 931 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,160 Dog to the opera you were smoking. 932 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,240 Inside, well outside, outside and. 933 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:16,400 Then go in SO. That would be so unhinged if you 934 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,240 were just in the opera. I want to be that rich, dude. 935 00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:20,360 Why not? Why? 936 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,200 Not I want to be that respected and rich like. 937 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,440 Like just smoke a joint in the opera. 938 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,560 It's fine. Do you have to leave? 939 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,600 Yeah. What are you gonna do about? 940 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,960 It kick me out, OK? They're like, no, please, that's 941 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,960 what. I want 8 hours anyways I got 4. 942 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:35,880 Hours like long as fuck. It was the trippiest opera. 943 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,080 It's like Onyx Tommen. I've never been to the opera. 944 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:43,280 I knew the composer. I personally, no, no, no, like 945 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:47,880 I'd heard of this like Philip Glass and I was like, this year 946 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,240 I'm like, I want to I want to do my I want to live differently 947 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:54,400 than I've ever lived before. So what are new experiences that 948 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,720 I can. And I was like, I've never been 949 00:45:55,720 --> 00:46:01,560 in the opera so dressed up like got a haircut that day when I'm 950 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,960 an evening walked, smoked AJ, called my Uber and you went 951 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,720 alone. Yeah. 952 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,360 And. I bought. 953 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,960 Like I did the research and I bought like the nice box seats. 954 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,840 I was like, what? Where sonically, is this the 955 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:19,320 most beautiful and like rolled out like a couple hundo like 956 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,880 treated myself. That's right, right? 957 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,080 I got. There I got in line. 958 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:28,600 I got a champagne lately. Put on a Sprite kick. 959 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,920 Got a Sprite, A Sprite and a champagne You know I love. 960 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,800 Sprite, dude Sprite. I hate Diet Coke. 961 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,280 Sprite always Sprite. Sprite. 962 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,920 I like the ball. I I'm new to the Sprite game. 963 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:41,280 Really. Yeah, I was. 964 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,800 ADP my whole life, no. Doctor Pepper? 965 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:45,520 No, Doctor Pepper's not that bad, actually. 966 00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,480 Yeah, I was like so that. One's OK, I was. 967 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,280 Like wait, the vanilla? Have you No. 968 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,240 I don't do the vanilla. I just do straight DP, right? 969 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,920 Texas doesn't love DP. Oh yeah, Texas. 970 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,560 Texas Doctor Pepper. If you can go to the opera and 971 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:02,200 if you smoke or I would imagine MDMA would feel great or 972 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:05,240 mushrooms. I like I was like I'm going to 973 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:08,160 be that bitch that gets a single seat right in the middle. 974 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,800 Good. I was like, I want this is for 975 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:15,640 me, not for them, no. So these two, they were actors. 976 00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:17,760 Do you know the actors where they're just famous, where you 977 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,160 know their face? Yes, but you don't know their 978 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:20,880 name. Right. 979 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,720 And they were like New York. People like, they made it known 980 00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:25,880 that they like living and they were like, isn't this so cute? 981 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,760 They were like Pooh poohing. And I was like, well, like, you 982 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,160 can't do this. No, these are beautifully 983 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,720 trained, operatic singers. And, like, A Chorus Line. 984 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,680 And, and it hit me in the middle of it, like, I'm listening to 985 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:44,840 human voices sound like violin strings or cello strings or I 986 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,480 was like, wow, there was this really cute older lady, 987 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,640 probably, like in her 70s. And all the old ladies around me 988 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:53,120 would, like, take out their phone and, like, do all that. 989 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,680 And I was cracking up because, like, the play start or the 990 00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,840 opera starts with this completely nude man walking down 991 00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:03,480 steps and dogs nude. Yeah, he was packed. 992 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:08,320 He was out, his hog was like bouncing as he was walking down 993 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,640 the stairs and I could see it from my seat. 994 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:15,960 I was like, this dude is packing a hog and he was a soprano like. 995 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,120 Could you got the hog? Thing is killing. 996 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,800 Me, like I'm so here for the hog. 997 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,040 He was hogged out. He was hogged out. 998 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,360 Like just full on you don't expect it you. 999 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:27,760 Don't. I didn't expect to. 1000 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,520 See a naked man in the opera? You don't expect the voice you. 1001 00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,880 Don't expect the hog right? But I respect the. 1002 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,360 Hog you have to respect. Crazy. 1003 00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,280 These older women are like. Taking photos and videos. 1004 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,760 This man hogged out. Do we think they're going to 1005 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,120 flick? Their bean when they go home at 1006 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,720 night. I think at first they weren't 1007 00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:45,560 even. Aware of it. 1008 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:46,880 They were just like, we're out of opera. 1009 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,440 I'm going to show this like and. Then and then. 1010 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:51,840 But then yeah, exactly. Then they. 1011 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,720 Started zooming in. I was like, she knows. 1012 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,360 So there were three intermissions. 1013 00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,360 It was long as hell. Wow. 1014 00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:03,520 So the first one like this cranky guy, like he was like he 1015 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:07,080 was like an actor who realized he was he probably he thinks he 1016 00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,280 was more famous than he was, but he was like trying to be a 1017 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,280 friendly with me, like like I'm a cool guy. 1018 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,440 I'm taking mushrooms. He was this big of a cunt on 1019 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,360 mushrooms. I can't even imagine where 1020 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:17,640 during. Intermission I get. 1021 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:20,000 Up to go and he stops and he goes. 1022 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,640 Can you tell her to stop taking photos to the little old lady 1023 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,920 next to me and I go fuck with the old ladies? 1024 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,720 And I said, like, you do it, bitch. 1025 00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:29,080 That's what I said. I said Sir. 1026 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,640 I'm going outside to smoke a joint. 1027 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,160 If you want to tell her, you tell her. 1028 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,280 Yeah, I went outside. I got another champagne. 1029 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,840 I got a can of Sprite. That's because they would pour 1030 00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,320 it into a glass. I said no, I want. 1031 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:46,200 The can. I smoked another joint, I mean. 1032 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:49,040 I was high as fuck at this opera and it. 1033 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,120 Felt. So. 1034 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,600 Freeing and beautiful and then just to experience the visuals 1035 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:58,200 intermission again. Half a joint, fat ass brownie 1036 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,000 thick. And I was just like let's live 1037 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,600 it up. Turns out this cute little old 1038 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,960 lady, it's like I looked her up. I was like, what's your name? 1039 00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:10,440 Because we would talk and she was like, I'm a contemporary of 1040 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,680 Philip Glass. We went to the same school in 1041 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:13,800 France. Wow. 1042 00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:19,480 Eileen Broder And she was like, I looked her up on Wikipedia and 1043 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,880 she's like a beautiful composer and also a neuroscientist. 1044 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,360 Wow. And these? 1045 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,640 She's drinks. Right. 1046 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:28,760 And they were like, it would be so great if we could enjoy the 1047 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,520 opera without people taking photos, like being so passive. 1048 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,720 And I was like, you fucking slum creeps. 1049 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:36,520 Like slum creep like. Yeah, like. 1050 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:40,600 If you knew who she was, y'all were they were the type, right? 1051 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,120 Yeah. And I was just like. 1052 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,880 You're pathetic. Let us enjoy this fucking opera. 1053 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,560 She spent a lot of money too. Let her enjoy it. 1054 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:49,880 She wants to take a picture of a hog. 1055 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,760 Let. Her right? 1056 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,160 Who cares her? Display is on Fulbright. 1057 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:56,720 Yeah, like it was. There were some moments where it 1058 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:59,520 was a little intense, right? It was just like I took out. 1059 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,000 The flashlight to look at the program. 1060 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,720 Yeah, she's like this, but I. Was like I don't care. 1061 00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:09,880 Man, like there's something we're literally in a war. 1062 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:11,920 But again, you're going to get. Upset because? 1063 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:15,360 Someone's taking a picture of a man's hog with a chorus. 1064 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,040 Let the woman live. She's going to have a great time 1065 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,400 later, right? She's got 20 years. 1066 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,280 Come on guys. Like give her this. 1067 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:27,760 You got your top surgery in Texas, doctor. 1068 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,800 De Leon cranes, de Leon shout out. 1069 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:34,640 Shout out how was it doing that in Texas? 1070 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:41,920 Honestly, it. Was like it was beautiful OK it. 1071 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:46,520 Was I? My family is so supportive and 1072 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:50,120 so loving and like I got top surgery before I came out as 1073 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:55,360 trans but they kind of already knew they took care of me. 1074 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,960 They did that. I went early for all my pre 1075 00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,680 appointments. At the time, the Crane Center 1076 00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:05,120 worked with a private hospital. So they can, you know, operate 1077 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,000 without being like they have their own stuff. 1078 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,080 Yeah, I'm still like learning public versus it's not like 1079 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,800 they're going to like UCLA and like, I don't know how to just 1080 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,280 whatever. It's just, yeah, I don't know 1081 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:16,240 the system. It was like a private. 1082 00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,320 Hospital. I know. 1083 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,440 So like, yeah, it was like really nice. 1084 00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:24,280 My only bad experience was like a really shitty nurse at the 1085 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,520 end. But like, they have like 1086 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,320 rotational nurses at this place I guess. 1087 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:32,120 So it wasn't 1 of theirs. Her 15 minutes was up right? 1088 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,000 And she, well, she was probably. Also, like, I fucking hate gays. 1089 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,600 Like that was the only thing I could be like, OK, I hear. 1090 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,320 But like, everybody else was so kind, so loving. 1091 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,240 The experience was easy. They helped me navigate 1092 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:48,240 insurance. And then my parents, like I got 1093 00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:52,400 us an Airbnb in Austin Baller. But yeah, it was tight. 1094 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,760 It was tight. And it had, it came with like an 1095 00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:58,800 acre of land or a couple acres. We love land. 1096 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,160 We. Love, luxury and land. 1097 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,840 It was still in the city. But it's like old Austin. 1098 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,760 So it had this massive field behind it. 1099 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:10,600 And like this like, girl, like, built herself like a barn 1100 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,600 dominium. So it was her family's house. 1101 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,280 And she, like, created her own thing. 1102 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:19,000 I'm like, yeah, sure, go do it. And just sunset, like, walks 1103 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,720 where I would have to like, walk for 15 minutes and hold my chest 1104 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:24,360 with my mom and like, it was chill. 1105 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,400 It was so great. The, well, I guess one of the 1106 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:31,880 other shitty parts was like the airport, but that could have 1107 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:34,000 just been a really cranky TSA person. 1108 00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:37,160 So also like my driver's license has X on it. 1109 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,720 So I have to like, change that because like in California, you 1110 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:43,320 don't have to put like, you can put like XF or M. 1111 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:48,000 And when I was in flying home from Texas to California, the 1112 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,320 TSA guy was like X, like he couldn't figure it out. 1113 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,480 And I could see like a little like, you know, the look when 1114 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,920 someone's about to be like really dangerous and homophobic. 1115 00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,960 And then he was like, I need you to go through security and like, 1116 00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:02,000 lift your arms up. And I was like, I can't do that. 1117 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,960 I literally just had a double mastectomy. 1118 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,960 And he was like, annoyed. I was like, I need, I can't put 1119 00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:09,360 my arms up. Like, you're going to have to 1120 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,600 have someone pat me down and I'm going to need help getting my 1121 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,160 bags to the gate. Like it says all of this on my 1122 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,160 boarding pass. Like, I made sure to do that. 1123 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:21,480 And he was such a cunt about it. And like, you could just tell. 1124 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,200 Like, you knew that he wasn't like, oh, you just had a double 1125 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:25,200 mastectomy. Let me help you out. 1126 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,440 It was probably like, oh, yeah. Like, you're one of those 1127 00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,280 fuckers and I'm going to make it hard for you. 1128 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,160 Yeah. Yeah, but then. 1129 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:33,840 Outside of that, it was easy. It was so nice. 1130 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:43,800 And the Crane Center, they just were so open and supportive and 1131 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,640 encouraging. And I didn't want to cry. 1132 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:46,960 I was like, I'm not going to cry. 1133 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,600 But then I did. I cried the first time I saw my 1134 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,760 chest. And it was like, oh, wow. 1135 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:56,760 Like, I can, like, just be happy and not be ashamed about it and, 1136 00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,520 like, it was cool. It was really special. 1137 00:54:58,760 --> 00:54:59,520 Good. Yeah. 1138 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,520 So I feel very fortunate that I come from, like, a loving 1139 00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:07,640 family, especially like, in a town of 900 outside of Waco. 1140 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,240 Yeah, that's crazy. Like crazy. 1141 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,240 My uncle. 'S a priest and even he's like, 1142 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,840 yeah, you should be happy. God would want you to be happy. 1143 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,840 Yeah. Like, and, and like everyone 1144 00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,560 addresses him now is like Father Daryl instead of Uncle Daryl. 1145 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,320 Like he's Father, like they seek, you know, like they're 1146 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:28,640 that Christian, but they're like God wants us to be happy and God 1147 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,320 made you this way so we're happy for you. 1148 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,920 He didn't, you know, like he made me this way as like a trans 1149 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,480 person, not as in like, well, he made you a woman. 1150 00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:38,960 It was like also like to put gender on God. 1151 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:46,400 OK, sure, But it felt like to hear that even though they knew 1152 00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,280 even you know what I mean, that they went out of their way to 1153 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,720 tell me how loved I am and they will get the you know, like my 1154 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:56,040 mom and dad still call me girl. She OK, you know, this, my 1155 00:55:56,040 --> 00:56:00,560 daughter and I just had this discussion with them and I was 1156 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,800 like, listen, like I'm trans. Like I'm gonna start looking 1157 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,880 more male and you can keep calling me your like, I'm gonna 1158 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,160 start looking like your son, though. 1159 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,120 And they're like, we're happy for you. 1160 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:12,600 But it's just like ingrained. And it's also like rural Texas. 1161 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,840 Like, they've known me as their daughter for 39 years. 1162 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:20,160 I don't expect them overnight to be like, this is our son, right? 1163 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,360 Like, I'm not. And I think that that's such a 1164 00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:25,600 stupid hill to die on, especially right now. 1165 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,560 And I understand pronouns are important. 1166 00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:30,200 When I get called he, it makes me feel really good. 1167 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,840 Yeah. And I want that respect. 1168 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:35,640 But I also understand, like, for a lot of people, it's still new. 1169 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:39,600 And for communities that do not have a lot of queer people in 1170 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,360 it, it's shocked. Like, they. 1171 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,160 They don't understand. Absolutely. 1172 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,040 And there. Has to be grace. 1173 00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,720 Because if there's not, that's where the fighting comes. 1174 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:49,320 That's where like a line is furthered. 1175 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,360 If I were to go home to Little River and just be like, fuck all 1176 00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:55,600 y'all bigots, y'all don't know anything, Well, they're only 1177 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,600 going to believe that stereotype that Fox News is telling them 1178 00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,840 versus like interacting with. Very true. 1179 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,360 That's a really good way to put it. 1180 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,200 That was like a thank you, Yeah. And that's that's what I've been 1181 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,640 doing now. With my hour, I'm like, how do I 1182 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,960 create this of like a different example? 1183 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:14,080 And it's been so fun and freeing and it just started happening 1184 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,560 naturally. And I think a lot of it has to 1185 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:20,040 do with my family and where I come from, because a lot of them 1186 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,920 haven't. Interacted at all with a trans 1187 00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:25,120 person or a queer person or a queer. 1188 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,880 Person like. Period. 1189 00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:31,440 And I think that there is. Also in grace there is that 1190 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:35,800 like, hey, I hear you, but but now it's time for you to hear me 1191 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,320 and treat me like this. Yeah, like I've given you enough 1192 00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,120 like wiggle. Yeah. 1193 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,440 But now here's the accountability with totally. 1194 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:44,360 And there's a self respect that comes with it. 1195 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,240 I don't know. It's been really cool. 1196 00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,440 Like I said, it's like an audacious. 1197 00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:50,520 It's audacity. It's like learning myself in a 1198 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,000 new way. It's like big dog time. 1199 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,040 I love it. It's like big dog. 1200 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:55,440 Time there. You go. 1201 00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,560 Yeah, yeah. It's time to put your Dick on 1202 00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,360 the table, right? Exactly like okay. 1203 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:04,040 Boys, you know like a guarantee it's bigger hog you're hogged 1204 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,720 out I'm. Hogged out, Yeah. 1205 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,880 I cannot wait to wear one of your hogs. 1206 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,960 You're about to sell a whole bag of dongs. 1207 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:13,560 That's right, baby. So Speaking of your new hour, 1208 00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:17,160 you're coming up on doing Netflix is a joke. 1209 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,120 Yeah. Are you doing your new hour for 1210 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,880 that? Yeah, I'll be doing 3. 1211 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:24,680 Shows still like TPD on times and stuff, but I just got the 1212 00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:29,320 offer so yeah, thank you. I did my show last year and it 1213 00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:32,560 was like, really well reviewed, but there was something like the 1214 00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:34,440 my producer and I were like, something's off. 1215 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:36,040 And I was like, I like, I know what it is. 1216 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:41,120 And then now, like this new hour is just like, so fun and freeing 1217 00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,840 and showing my authentic self. And it's been really cool to, 1218 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:47,160 like, work out these in these rooms that are not typically 1219 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:50,120 queer, like, like straight dudes are coming to my shows. 1220 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:53,040 Yeah. And that felt cool at first. 1221 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,840 I was like, what are these fucking dudes doing here? 1222 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,600 I did a show in San Diego and it was filled with Bros. 1223 00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:01,240 And I was like, is this a, you know, like, what is this? 1224 00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,040 Are they, do they just get free tickets? 1225 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,960 Like they were kind of talking, you know what I mean? 1226 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,600 Like sometimes at a comedy club, they're like, I don't know, we 1227 00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:10,280 just got these tickets in our e-mail and we didn't have 1228 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,640 anything to do. And these guys were on and they 1229 00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,480 were like talking and they were like having a good time. 1230 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:20,000 I finally got on stage and I was like, why are you guys talking 1231 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,240 through all my friends sets? Like why are you here? 1232 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,800 And they're like, we're fans of yours. 1233 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,320 We just, we're enjoying ourselves. 1234 00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:29,720 And I was like, oh, sorry. And I was like, well, let's 1235 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:30,880 talk. I was like, are you being for 1236 00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:33,240 real? And they're like, yeah, we think 1237 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,200 you're really funny. And we just thought we'd come 1238 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:40,040 out and then they were like super chill and cool and like, 1239 00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:46,320 it's been really fun to talk to like these sis bro dudes as a 1240 00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:52,120 trans guy and get them to relate on, on like stuff that they 1241 00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,080 probably have never thought about in their lives. 1242 00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:57,720 But then also like doing like a little like subversive feminism 1243 00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,680 with it as well. Because like, I'm growing out 1244 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,840 with them and I'm like, but you know, like, women don't like to 1245 01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,640 be raped, right, guys? You know, Like, yeah, that's 1246 01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:06,120 really. I mean, that's like simplifying. 1247 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,320 What I'm doing. But yeah, stuff like that. 1248 01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:10,320 And these guys are like, Oh my God, yeah. 1249 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,000 Like, I don't know. It's, it's cool. 1250 01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:15,840 It's a different audience that I never thought I would have, but 1251 01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:20,080 one that I am embracing because like they're really fun and 1252 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,240 they're these guys that they're still bro Y, but they're open to 1253 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:26,960 learning and to changing and having like fun conversations 1254 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:28,800 after the show has been really cool. 1255 01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:32,280 Like it's, it's interesting, it's fun and I'm embracing it. 1256 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,800 Do you change your? Material at all given your 1257 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,560 audience or it's just the hour that you work on. 1258 01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:40,520 My background is like. Improv. 1259 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:44,080 Like, I went to Second City and IO and there's another theater 1260 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:47,440 in Chicago called The Annoyance. I don't know why I'm name 1261 01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,720 dropping these places. Second City is very. 1262 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,480 Cool, but. It'll change per. 1263 01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:56,880 Audience like I'll have my set list but if I'm just like up 1264 01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,240 there and being like this is my I don't find that fun. 1265 01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:02,600 Whenever I have to do like a tight 5 minutes for something, I 1266 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:06,040 hate it because it feels so rigid and it feels like you're 1267 01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:09,600 not addressing what might be like something really fun 1268 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:12,000 happening in the room or like pivoting. 1269 01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:15,480 Not that I want, I want to like cater to them, but also it's 1270 01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:19,320 like this dynamic of like push pull that if I'm in an audience 1271 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:23,000 of like if I go to Palm Springs to do a show and the audience is 1272 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:28,040 older, I'm probably not going to do well talking about strap ONS. 1273 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,720 Like I'm probably just not. And that sucks. 1274 01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:33,360 And there is AI feel like there's a time and a place in my 1275 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,760 show where I would talk about it, but I would address it, 1276 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,680 right? I would be like, okay, well, we 1277 01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:40,240 all know, like I gotta strap it on and like, usually that'll 1278 01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,680 like break the ice. Yeah. 1279 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:46,080 But if I'm in a room where it's mainly conservative and if I 1280 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:49,720 like just do my straight hour without addressing it or talking 1281 01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:52,440 about it, it's gonna fall flat. I tried that at this club where 1282 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,440 it was like an 8:00 show. So they were like a little bit 1283 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:59,960 older and some people walked out like because I addressed it 1284 01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:01,760 right off top. I'm like, this is my solo hour. 1285 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,800 I'm running this. I'm going to talk about being 1286 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,560 like a non binary. I'm going to be talking about 1287 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:10,000 being trans masculine and a couple people left like older 1288 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:14,040 people and like they were they were just like we're done, like 1289 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:15,680 we don't want that tootaloo baby. 1290 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:19,000 And I was like goodbye. And then after the show next. 1291 01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,520 Yeah, after the show, people they come up and we're like, we 1292 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,360 didn't know what to expect and we really enjoyed it. 1293 01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:25,800 Thank you. We'd never thought about it this 1294 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,000 way. I love that. 1295 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:27,840 And that was. Cool. 1296 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,240 And then there's. This really sweet older woman 1297 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:34,880 and she I think was like, we're probably Indian, but she had an 1298 01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:37,440 English accent. She worked in the English, the 1299 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:40,640 British. She said, see, what is the CIA? 1300 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,400 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1301 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,040 You know when somebody tells you they work? 1302 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,480 In the CIA. And I'm like, do you really work 1303 01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:46,920 at the CIA? I work in mental health. 1304 01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:48,920 When people say that. I'm like, oh right, I know, 1305 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:50,280 like. What do you have? 1306 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:51,960 What's? Wrong personality. 1307 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,360 Yeah. OK, OK. 1308 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,240 You do Really. OK how long? 1309 01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:56,120 Because. You know. 1310 01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,520 That if you work for the CIA, you don't say you work for the 1311 01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:00,520 CIA. So I'm like, what do you really 1312 01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:02,840 do? You know, like if I poop. 1313 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,920 But she was so sweet. But she hung out like after the 1314 01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:10,360 show and this like really tall blonde white woman was like, 1315 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,240 just so, you know, I had your back. 1316 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:17,520 And it was like, what? When when you voted like, yeah, 1317 01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:20,200 OK, She's like at the show, she was like, there was a woman who 1318 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,280 wouldn't clap. And I I found her in the 1319 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,800 bathroom and I said that was really wrong if you not to clap. 1320 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,400 And she was like, that's that woman right there. 1321 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:30,240 And it was this, it was this really sweet Indian woman that 1322 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,880 was in the UKCIA, like waiting for you probably. 1323 01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,640 Right and like the these. Women were, like, ganging up. 1324 01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,680 And I was like, I think it's OK. Like, I think if she were to 1325 01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:43,720 hate me, she wouldn't have stayed and she would be voicing 1326 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:45,000 this. I was like, I think I was like, 1327 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,040 I don't need you guys to be mean to someone. 1328 01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:49,280 Like, thank you. Like, yeah. 1329 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:50,360 It was just kind of like, goodbye. 1330 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:53,160 And then she came up and she was like, my son is trans. 1331 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:57,240 Thank you. And I was like, see, let's not 1332 01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:58,760 prejudge white women. You know what I mean? 1333 01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,200 Like this woman. Was like, we know Trump. 1334 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:03,040 Just got elected, but we're the good ones. 1335 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,920 And I'm like, all right, yeah. As a white person myself with 1336 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:09,360 very many white women in my life, I'm like, I know how we 1337 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:12,240 can get social justice. Yeah. 1338 01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:14,160 White Savior. Here we go. 1339 01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:15,880 And I was like. Ma'am, I do not need that. 1340 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,360 Yeah, anyways, I forgot what we were talking. 1341 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,440 About oh, comedy Netflix is a joke festival. 1342 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,920 Yeah yeah, so very fun. But coming up, do y'all know 1343 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,840 Cara Connors? She's another queer comic. 1344 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:30,760 But we're doing our hours together. 1345 01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:34,080 We've we've each gotten new hours and we're starting a mini 1346 01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:35,520 tour coming up. Wow. 1347 01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:37,240 It's going to be really, really fun. 1348 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:38,280 Congratulations. Thank you. 1349 01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:39,840 Do you know like where you guys? Are going yet? 1350 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,080 Oakland, San. Diego. 1351 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:45,560 San Diego, Santiago. Portland. 1352 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:50,520 Seattle, Chicago, Milwaukee, possibly Madison and then New 1353 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:53,040 York. And then we'll build my God from 1354 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:54,000 there. So exciting. 1355 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,360 Yeah, it's very cool. It's very, very cool. 1356 01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:00,120 I have a lot of really, really cool like things coming up that 1357 01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:03,920 like we'll we'll talk about offline, but OK, it's like. 1358 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,880 You know when. You're like on the cusp of like 1359 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,240 your life changing. Yeah. 1360 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,360 Yeah. In such a big way. 1361 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,640 Yeah. That when it happens, I'll, 1362 01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:13,600 I'll, I'll e-mail you the article. 1363 01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,080 I'm so pumped. I'm so pumped. 1364 01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:19,800 I am so pumped. OK, well. 1365 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:22,680 Ever. Thank you so much for coming on 1366 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,400 to our wild ride. It was so fun. 1367 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:27,360 Thank you. Tell our audio listeners how 1368 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:29,600 they can find you online. You can find me on Instagram 1369 01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,240 and. Everywhere at Evermaynard, 1370 01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:34,640 EVERMAINARD amazing and look out. 1371 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:40,080 Forever's shows and Netflix is a joke and all the new tours that 1372 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:43,000 ever and all the post those on my podcast. 1373 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,840 Too, Yeah. Oh yeah, podcast is. 1374 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:50,080 Y'all gay OK with Ally Clayton and we just chill out and talk. 1375 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:53,040 Ally's been like one of my friends since I was 21 in 1376 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:55,600 Chicago. Oh wow, yeah, this is really 1377 01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:57,360 rad. Early investor early. 1378 01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:59,640 Investor, yeah. Pastor we. 1379 01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,600 Need some dream? Investors. 1380 01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:03,480 Yeah. I just learned that phrase from 1381 01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,560 Shark Tank. You don't exactly know what that 1382 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:06,680 means. We should have talked about 1383 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,000 Shark Tank. There's always another time I. 1384 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,240 Know we're wrapping up here, but. 1385 01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:13,920 If we could derail on our Shark Tank tangent for a second, 1386 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:15,960 amazing. OK. 1387 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,360 Thank you guys for coming so much. 1388 01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,720 And as always, we say adios, adios.