1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,240 I come to you. You never come to us. 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:04,240 She's like I came a long ass way. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,119 I got back to LA yesterday. God, it was a full day of 4 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:11,640 flying. Stopped over in Kansas City on 5 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,720 the airport. Oh, OK, you didn't go inside. 6 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,160 No, we didn't. Cities no. 7 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,960 Bosom. No, for some sweet. 8 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:19,920 Treats. I've been there. 9 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,560 On the way back. My brother lives in South 10 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,320 Dakota. OK, that's cold. 11 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,400 That's different there, yeah. I'm sure. 12 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:29,640 How do they feel about your presence there? 13 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:34,720 So they live in the town where the South Dakota University is. 14 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,480 OK. So it's really small, like 15 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:39,920 population is only like 5000. Oh, wow. 16 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:43,520 And when I was there in summer last year, I was walking around 17 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,880 the town and I don't like the sun so I had like a fool like 18 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,880 towel over my head walking around and everyone was just 19 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:54,040 like what the fuck? I love that made an impression. 20 00:00:54,160 --> 00:01:07,400 OK, let's start the show. Are you ready? 21 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,480 Yeah. You excited? 22 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,960 I know, Me too. If I was pregnant, my tits would 23 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:17,520 be milking. Oh, you guys are welcome to an 24 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:22,920 amazingly scintillating episode of a Rung Sauce podcast, AKA La 25 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:28,760 Salsa Mala Bebe. Today we have Caitlin Dark, an 26 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:32,880 amazing musician, an Australian basketball player. 27 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,360 Please welcome Caitlin Dark. Welcome. 28 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,960 Welcome. Thank you. 29 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:42,280 And today we have Jess Peters, an amazing Co host to my right, 30 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,960 happy to be here. We are so excited to have you 31 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:49,560 with us. Caitlin, you hit us up. 32 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:56,480 Our extreme pleasure because you wanted to come on and give us 33 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,360 your sweet mouth. Yeah, big fan, big fan. 34 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,560 Fuck yeah. And that's why I think Tippy is 35 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:07,240 a fucking icon. Oh my 100% stop, don't stop, 36 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,720 stop, stop. No thanks for having me. 37 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,840 No, it's, it's truly our pleasure. 38 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:17,360 I actually knew about you before you hit us up. 39 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:21,720 So this is a real treat because everybody's been in love with 40 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:25,360 you for quite some time. Because if you're Aura. 41 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,200 Yeah. Super hot Aura. 42 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,280 It's the Internet. I love the Internet and now I'm 43 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,160 all over it. You are everywhere. 44 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,480 I think you are every queers fantasy. 45 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:40,000 They are just drip drip dripping in so many locations for you. 46 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:43,640 Yeah, so many. I get messages constantly in the 47 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:46,480 requests. It's just thousands, thousands. 48 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,400 Thousands. People every day about five 49 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:54,560 times a day just DM in from unhinged to just sweet to 50 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:55,880 everything. What do they say? 51 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,880 What are some unhinged ones? What was one the? 52 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,400 Other masturbating on the toilet? 53 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,320 Have you gotten that one? That's a good. 54 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:02,080 One. No, I haven't. 55 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:07,120 Me neither, but I want it. There was, oh, I got one on 56 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,920 like, you know how TikTok is a bit hard to navigate with the 57 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:14,120 the messaging? I got one the other day and I 58 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:21,440 was like, I go to bed with your shirt on thinking of you or like 59 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,800 just like really unhit, like just like. 60 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,760 Very personal. Yeah, I'm just like, that's too 61 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,280 much. Yeah, it's. 62 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,800 So crazy I I see messages like that and like what I would 63 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,000 respond is like, do you smell it at night? 64 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,040 Or like, tell me how you think of me like I'm. 65 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,200 Just so crazy. I just don't even open the trap 66 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,960 door with the conversation 'cause that's. 67 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,720 What I'm told to do, but sometimes I engage. 68 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:49,320 I just go for it. I checked their profile and if 69 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:53,120 they seem a bit alright maybe I'd engage, but a lot of the 70 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,320 time. You don't know what? 71 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:58,360 You're getting, I do not know. There is some cooked people out 72 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:03,200 there. Yeah, like 3 steps away from the 73 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,920 institution. Yeah, and a lot of the messages 74 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,360 too. They're not just females or like 75 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,520 queer people. They're men. 76 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:16,760 I have a lot of men, a lot of men, and it's like, can't you 77 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,560 see that? I am not into. 78 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:23,560 So we were discussing this on a different podcast and this is 79 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:27,240 what I was told because I don't know my brain is so strange. 80 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:32,320 And I recently got Adm from a man that offered me $10 because 81 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:37,160 he said he masturbated to my photograph and I said Oh my God 82 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,840 that's amazing. You're like which photo? 83 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,400 Like I. Wanted a new. 84 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,600 Like my profile photo? Like on Facebook? 85 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,520 What? No, I was so curious and he was 86 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,680 like, I have to pay you. This is my penance. 87 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:51,480 And I was like, listen, man. It's a lot more expensive than 88 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,480 that. Like if it's $10 you can keep 89 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,280 it. I said if you want to send me 90 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:58,840 100 then we OK. Did he reply? 91 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,120 Yes. And he was like, just please, 92 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:04,200 you know, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, I'm just so 93 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,160 ashamed about that. I said I don't think you need to 94 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,720 be ashamed about it. I said Never feel ashamed about 95 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:12,320 your personal business, I said. But you just didn't need to tell 96 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,200 me about it. You know what I'm saying? 97 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:18,080 Can you imagine? But Tallulah told me that this 98 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:22,280 was the complete wrong response. And apparently what he was 99 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:26,640 searching for and what they're doing by DM ING us these types 100 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,720 of things is they want us to be completely like oh, I can't 101 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,720 believe you, you pig. And so by me being like, well 102 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,640 this is amazing. It was like. 103 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,600 He probably wanted to be like, you need to send me $1000. 104 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:39,440 Right now, you dirty motherfucker. 105 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,120 Like how? Dare you degraded They want to 106 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,880 be degraded, because now that I'm a everyone knows that I'm a 107 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:50,000 basketball and they know you're famous How how tall I am. 108 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,960 I get so many people been foot fetish people DM ING me yeah 109 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,280 and. This could be a new business. 110 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,960 I was going to say, have you thought about? 111 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,560 Yeah, I send videos of my feet and they you. 112 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,480 Heard it here first, folks. Wait, what? 113 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,600 How much is the bit like most that you got? 114 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:09,800 32nd video I get $80.00 and I'll just. 115 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,520 Send it up the price. We need to up the prices. 116 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,960 So I just film and I'll be like my foot. 117 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:20,560 My foot is bigger than your peasant little penis and that's 118 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,880 what they want. And so when? 119 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,800 Yes. And then I was, because I just 120 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,800 come, came from New York. I was meant to. 121 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:35,080 This guy was meant to come over for an hour and pay me $300. 122 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,240 No. Did you have security? 123 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,920 No, he was just going to come over. 124 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:44,080 He didn't know, show waste of time, but he just wanted me to 125 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:48,640 step on his face for an hour and just say you're a piece of shit. 126 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,920 My foot on your face is where it's meant to be because I'm 127 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:55,560 suffocating the life out of you piece of shit blah blah blah 128 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,680 blah blah. You're really good at this. 129 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,480 Yeah, yeah, I'm a method actor, yeah. 130 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,880 Wow. Honestly, if I were them and I 131 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:09,200 was really into this, you're the best person for the job. 132 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,320 Yeah. I mean, it's pretty easy. 133 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:15,200 I'm just like you piece of shit. You're underneath my foot. 134 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:21,600 You are hopeless. Your Dick must be so small and 135 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,800 my foot is so much bigger than it. 136 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,400 Right, because they want the little PP yeah thing. 137 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:28,880 Yeah. And his name for me is my 138 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,680 goddess. I love that, yeah. 139 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,120 Is he a repeat customer? Yeah. 140 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,040 Is this somebody that was in your DMS? 141 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,160 Yeah. Oh, perfect. 142 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,520 And then he's like, can you please follow me back on 143 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,240 Instagram? And I go, no, I don't want 144 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,040 anything to do with you. I just send you your videos and 145 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:46,160 that's where it stops. This is incredible. 146 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,640 I want to do this. Yeah, yeah, I was saying you, 147 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:54,080 you just need to put a foot emoji in your bio. 148 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,640 I should do it and get more customers but. 149 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,120 You should, yeah, I think you could, really. 150 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,840 We're raising the prices. Yeah, yeah, I know after this 151 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:02,960 podcast too. My. 152 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,960 Let's raise it to 1K. Yeah, let's raise it to 1K3. 3K 153 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,680 for an hour of face stepping for sure. 154 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,800 For sure at least three. K yeah, yeah. 155 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,520 Yeah. But no show. 156 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,360 I know like he's done. He's dead to me. 157 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,200 Yeah, because he didn't show up. He didn't show up. 158 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,000 He was a no show. It's over. 159 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,760 And this is it. So he's a New York guy, OK, 160 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,760 Yeah, a lot of things go down in New York. 161 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,520 Yeah. He was like, I'm going to drive 162 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,280 in. He's probably in the outskirts 163 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,320 of New York's and he's like, I'll drive in. 164 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:33,640 And we had 12:00 PM the day, the day, the day. 165 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,360 The time was all set in daylight. 166 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,640 Yeah, yeah. Shut up, that makes it so much 167 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:38,320 funnier. Yeah. 168 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:41,240 I mean, it's a noon call time, yeah. 169 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:45,640 And then he goes, and am I allowed to suck your toes? 170 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,720 And I said, we'll evaluate when you come over and the price 171 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,720 might be a little bit higher. Yeah, the price would 172 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:53,040 definitely. Be higher for sure. 173 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,040 I was really excited to feel. Like I should broker these 174 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:58,560 things for you because I feel like you're you're going really 175 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:00,800 low. Yeah, I know I'm a beginner at 176 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,120 it, but it's only going to increase from here. 177 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,520 Just. I'm a beginner. 178 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,440 I'm obsessed with that entire situation. 179 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,480 Yeah, we'll talk. Football is new to. 180 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:15,120 Me. Do you do this line of work also 181 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:19,640 while you're playing basketball? Oh, they like it more because 182 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:23,760 they're always sweaty. Yeah, they won't want me to film 183 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:27,400 content for them once I finish training or being at the gym and 184 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,400 they want me to take this one guy's really particular and he's 185 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:36,000 always like, you have to keep on saying, my sweaty big US13 size 186 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,920 shoe. I'm about to take my sock off 187 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:45,440 for my US13 sweaty Bigfoot. Honestly, like if that is their 188 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:48,920 thing, you really do nail it. Yeah, and I keep it, my tone 189 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,560 really like mono, like I didn't give a fuck. 190 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:56,880 I've just got a sweaty Bigfoot. And now how sweaty does the foot 191 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,520 actually get? It gets sweaty, like the sock is 192 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,240 moist, OK, but it's not dripping. 193 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,400 This one guy though. This other guy? 194 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:07,160 She's bringing it. Out for him. 195 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:12,440 So there's this one guy and he is like, I want you to film and 196 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:16,400 they want your feet kind of like paws up so the back of your 197 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,000 foot. And he goes, I want you to put 198 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:23,960 baby oil all over your feet and then slap your feet together. 199 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:28,360 And and I tried it and I did one video for him and I was like, 200 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:32,240 this is so unhinged. I feel fucked. 201 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,880 Like me sitting trying to put my feet. 202 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:35,920 I've. Got a good butterfly? 203 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,160 Position. So I I. 204 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,960 You got a long leg. Yeah, You got a. 205 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,640 That's a, That's a big. Yeah, big clap to the. 206 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:44,400 Feet and. Then and he goes, I really want 207 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:48,120 to hear the oil like slap and slip and blah blah blah. 208 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:51,760 And I was just. Does he have a particular brand 209 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:55,440 that he favours of the oil? No, he just wanted. 210 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,600 Lots. And lots and lots he goes. 211 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,400 You might need a towel underneath your foot because I 212 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,320 want lots of oil on on your feet. 213 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,960 Have you ever like engaged with oil? 214 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,320 Like intimately with a lover. Like Lube? 215 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,640 Yes. So Lube oil. 216 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,720 Have you ever done oil? Lube. 217 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,120 No oil. You know, it's a messy 218 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,520 situation. Oil. 219 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,080 Have you done oil? Oh my God. 220 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:25,920 Yeah, Yeah, that's a situation. It's really messy when. 221 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:29,960 You go to get a massage and the oils all over you, you feel like 222 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,880 you don't feel nice. I love it. 223 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,960 I literally I every time I shower. 224 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,560 There's nothing like glistening skin. 225 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:43,000 And if you put if you put it on while you're still wet, it 226 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,720 literally makes you like waterproof. 227 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,760 It's so weird like. I don't like that. 228 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,840 Roll right off of you. I don't like that. 229 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,560 I always say I dress like an undertaker. 230 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:55,840 My hygiene's like a surgeon. So the oil, I'm like there's a 231 00:11:55,840 --> 00:12:00,640 bit of like it's a bit messy and not as sterile as like a product 232 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,080 that's meant to be used for that. 233 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:08,880 I totally hear you because my hygiene is very like at 100 but 234 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:15,760 usually in situations of the bedroom my thoughts of hygiene 235 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:20,240 go completely out of the window. Yeah, they they can, can't they? 236 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:25,040 It's just in a different like my hygiene brain went, you know, to 237 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:28,040 the to the living room and it's not here anymore. 238 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:32,920 When I feel when your hygiene brain comes back on into the 239 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,840 bedroom and means you don't like that person very much because 240 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,360 you're not thinking about being in the moment. 241 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,680 Yeah, you're not present. You're. 242 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:43,880 Thinking about is this person? Oh yeah, it's taken me to 243 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,840 certain situations. It's not a good time. 244 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,000 It's not a good time when your hygiene brain is on. 245 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:53,400 But yeah, when you are totally enamored with somebody and 246 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:57,680 getting really dirty with them, there's really nothing better. 247 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,840 No, like blood spit. Epic. 248 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,840 The whole night wet and wild. Wet and wild candle wax 249 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,160 chocolate. No, I don't actually do the 250 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,160 chocolate thing. The chocolate's not great, I. 251 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,960 Don't like eating in the bedroom? 252 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,960 OK. You're not meant to eat in your 253 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,200 bed. I agree with this and I've 254 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,400 gotten into several fights with my mates about this. 255 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,960 You sleep in the bed. You don't eat in the bed. 256 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:25,080 I agree with you. I got into a very serious fight 257 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,840 with an ex-girlfriend of mine because she it was like her fun 258 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,800 time experience. She's like I cannot believe 259 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,280 you're not going to allow me to eat in this bed. 260 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:39,480 I said I'll put down a tarp. I give a cow if I Yeah. 261 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,360 I'll put a tarp for you because you know what? 262 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:45,000 She was a very messy eater and we did the whole thing. 263 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,360 I put the tarp down for her and there were crumbs and it was 264 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,560 just look like a crime scene happened, no? 265 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,160 No, no, no. And you know what? 266 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:56,440 You've probably got a table and chairs downstairs or wherever. 267 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,560 Yeah, you can eat there. Absolutely you can. 268 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,400 You can even eat right next to the bed. 269 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,800 Yeah, right. But the last thing you need is a 270 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,880 crumb crawling upside of your Hoo ha. 271 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,520 And then then you're like, no thanks. 272 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,520 And then what's going to happen? You never know. 273 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:15,160 Could upset the pH. You don't know, I don't want it. 274 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,000 It's operation for me personally. 275 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,760 Operation preserve my pussy. That's my goal. 276 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,040 Keep it clean. Keep it clean, keep it clean, 277 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,560 keep it right. I was saying to Vanessa, who's 278 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:27,760 here. Shout out. 279 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,200 Shout out. Vanessa, Papa. 280 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,080 I love vacuum cleaners. Oh. 281 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,480 I love vacuum. What's your favorite? 282 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:40,520 Well I like the old school ones that have a bag still inside 283 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,080 them because they actually do more sucking. 284 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:47,120 And PowerPoint. That's true PowerPoint vacuums 285 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,640 because there's no battery that can die. 286 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,320 I even have a vacuum tattoo. You're kidding. 287 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,120 No, I would love to watch you vacuum. 288 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:58,640 I would too, to be honest you. Should maniac vacuuming? 289 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,760 Honestly I want to get into twitch this year. 290 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,520 It's a goal and I should just live stream the vacuum, Gosh. 291 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,720 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But you with a tiny vacuum I 292 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,880 think would be really funny. A dust Buster. 293 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,360 Is something just like. Is that what you call a dust? 294 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,640 I've got a couple of the little handheld ones. 295 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,000 Many vacuums. Do you own 3? 296 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,320 How many do you want? I'd love like 10. 297 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,320 Ten. Yeah, and you have the space for 298 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,240 them? That all have little spaces in 299 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,360 the house. You know, people like hang up 300 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:28,240 their like skateboards, vacuums. You could do vacuums. 301 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,480 You could just hang the vacuums and honestly. 302 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,040 It's a gallery. Yeah, it's a gallery of vacuums. 303 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,840 It could be like a museum. You could have the history I 304 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,040 bet. People will send you vacuums, 305 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:42,800 beat pegs, vacuums. I love it vacuums. 306 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:47,320 One of the best sounds that you can hear is when you you go over 307 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,240 a patch of dirt and it sprinkles up like the tube. 308 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:55,240 And I'm like, I got it. The floor is clean, my brain is 309 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,720 clean. OK, so are you usually the 310 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:00,680 cleaner in a relationship? I've dated some really messy 311 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,560 people. Usually, and this is just a 312 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:07,080 fact, but attractive people are usually messy. 313 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:10,080 Hot girls and baddies are messy. They are. 314 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:14,120 They are. And I mean, it looks like a 315 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:18,000 tornado has hit the area. It's hard to see the floor. 316 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:21,760 Daily the tornado and even if it's picked up, you're like, how 317 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,800 did this tornado get here again? How did you drive 45 different 318 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,040 outfits? Right. 319 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,960 Yeah. So I almost was like, how can 320 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:33,120 this be averted? And I was thinking of like a tub 321 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:37,120 system and like maybe just taking all the shit and putting 322 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:40,760 it in a tub and like whisking that away. 323 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,920 Yeah, I've got a better way. Please. 324 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:47,200 So my ex and I, we lived together and we had our own 325 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,000 rooms. Yeah, it was perfect because you 326 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,800 can keep your room messy, have all your clothes everywhere, and 327 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,800 I'll keep mine pristine. Yeah, like an operating room. 328 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,320 Yeah, and then you can sleep over. 329 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,960 I'm feeling good or I'll sleep over in yours. 330 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,960 You're going to sleep over in Tornado Town. 331 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:06,599 Yeah, sometimes I did. And then it's like like you. 332 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,560 Open your eyes and like resort back to this. 333 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,560 Was my past to. You I'll deal with your mess. 334 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:14,760 About the crumb thing, sometimes I'd get into the bed and be 335 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,720 like, you've been eating in here, haven't you? 336 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:21,560 But I often wonder like is there any way to like break the habit? 337 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:25,040 Like if you show a good example. Like they do break the habit. 338 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:29,360 I find that with their extremeness of like messy, they 339 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:33,520 have this one day maybe once or twice a month where they'll go 340 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,880 on a cleaning frenzy. Yeah, it's like a pimple. 341 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:39,440 It's like the pimple has like been brewing and brewing and 342 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:43,720 brewing and then finally you just pop it and then that's 343 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,640 their cleaning day. Yeah, yeah, they'll have one 344 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,240 cleaning day. The room stays clean for about 345 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,560 48 hours and then it's bad again. 346 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,240 Unless they have an event to go to that night, yeah, it's just 347 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,840 screwed. And it's this. 348 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,120 You're screwed with your hair comes. 349 00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,880 It's this. Literally I. 350 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,360 Can't find anything I. Have nothing to wear. 351 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:05,840 I have nothing. Yeah, they're very messy girls. 352 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,040 Yeah. What's your sign? 353 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:11,160 Capricorn. Love, love, you're about that 354 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,120 life. Yeah, I get it. 355 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,520 Yeah, yeah, you're about getting shit done. 356 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:19,840 Yeah, I love achieving my goals. That's what it's all about. 357 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,200 And if someone gets in the way, I'm like bye. 358 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,200 I don't care about being by myself if my goals are getting 359 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,120 achieved. I'm very psychotic with my 360 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:31,840 goals, very determined. Nobody's going to stop me. 361 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,840 Like I'll kill you before you stop me if it has to come down 362 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,280 to it. No, I feel that. 363 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,800 So like it's the same. But that's how you probably got 364 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,600 to be a professional basketball player. 365 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:47,000 Obsessed it have to be. Like it's like goals and all my 366 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,800 like dreams I'm chasing and then things happen on the side. 367 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:56,080 But like, I've got to if I die tomorrow, the thing that will 368 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,480 upset me most is did I achieve my goals? 369 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,240 Did I get shit done? Did I do enough? 370 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,000 If you died tomorrow, would you be happy? 371 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,080 No, I've got so much to do. That's hot. 372 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,160 Yeah. I love your energy. 373 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,680 You've got so many projects going. 374 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:16,760 On Oh yeah, well, music is like my main, main, main thing. 375 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,080 Like, that's like, I've always been a musician. 376 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:23,440 And then I was very talented at basketball and I turned 377 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,280 professional at 16 and then I got swept up. 378 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,080 Professional at 16. Yeah. 379 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,000 So in Australia I went to this place called the Australian 380 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,720 Institute of Sport and you get hand picked to go to this place 381 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:40,840 in Canberra and you just train every single day to like play 382 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:46,560 for Australia and it's like less than 1% of Australians get to go 383 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,360 for any of the sports. Like it's so prestigious. 384 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,480 So you're really special. I'm really special. 385 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,120 You're Australia's favorite, yeah. 386 00:19:55,960 --> 00:20:01,360 I was so shit at basketball growing up, but I was so 387 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:05,640 obsessed and so goal orientated and so focused and I would just 388 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,960 practice to like my fingertips bled from shooting. 389 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:14,720 I was just like hyper fixated. And then, yeah, like, got all 390 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,320 like my basketball goals and dreams and stuff like that. 391 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,440 And then I was like, oh, I'm kind of over it. 392 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:24,400 And then I retired at 26 and then took so long off 393 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:28,560 basketball, disappeared and like, started doing music and 394 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,400 all of that. And then COVID happened and all 395 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:35,080 these coaches, no imports were allowed into the Australian 396 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,040 Basketball League. So all these coaches and 397 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:40,560 managers and agents were like, I wonder what Caitlin's doing. 398 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,080 Do you remember that player? So people started contacting me 399 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,960 and being like, hey, do you still play basketball? 400 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,400 Would you want to sign with a team? 401 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,800 And I was so bored in Melbourne's lockdown. 402 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,680 So I was like, fuck yeah, I'll sign, I'll play. 403 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:58,320 So I hadn't played for years and then I got flown and moved to 404 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,160 Queensland for a few months and just play. 405 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,920 First class. No, but they give me exit Rose. 406 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,360 I was going to say, you're very long. 407 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:09,400 Yeah, but they flew me. I was living in Queensland while 408 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,840 Melbourne was in lockdown and I just like played really well and 409 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,720 everyone's like, Oh my God, she's still alive and she still 410 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,760 plays like can still bore. So then every season after I was 411 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:23,000 just getting resigned by different clubs and I'd be like, 412 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,560 you know what? I don't play basketball anymore. 413 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,160 I can't really be bothered. So then I'd pick and choose 414 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,640 contracts. So a lot of teams would fly me 415 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,120 back and forth just to play the games and I wouldn't have to 416 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:37,680 train and that just pay me per game and I just to this. 417 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,680 Can you request things like I want a personal chef I want? 418 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:47,520 It's not, it's not like I like wish but like it was that just 419 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:52,120 fly me up and I'd stay a weekend and play like 2 games and fly 420 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,560 back to Melbourne and just live my normal life. 421 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,240 Wouldn't even touch a basketball. 422 00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:01,360 If agent or a team catch me on a good day, I might sign five 423 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,800 games. That's it, yeah. 424 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,000 That's all you get. Yeah. 425 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:08,600 So is everybody fucking everybody on the basketball 426 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,560 team? Oh my God, if there was like a 427 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:15,040 gossip magazine for the sports world, for women's basketball, 428 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,720 it would be rife. There is so much going on, 429 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:21,760 there's so many layers. My sister is also used to be a 430 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,640 professional basketballer as well. 431 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:29,840 My family's quite sporty and her drama and life would have been 432 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:33,440 like a six page spread. Like she really got caught up. 433 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,960 I don't fuck with sports people and sports girls. 434 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,600 I don't really find them attractive. 435 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,560 I was going to say because they're not your type. 436 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:45,640 That's not what's your type. My type would be Julia Fox. 437 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:51,640 Like, I actually think I want someone who has their world and 438 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,480 that's their world and they're an artist and they do it well. 439 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:58,320 And they also have priorities like how she's a mum. 440 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,400 I love that. And then she's got her whole 441 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:05,880 career and her whole like, vision of her art in her head. 442 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,520 She's like a cyclone. I love that. 443 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,920 And then I can just be a little collaboration on the side. 444 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,080 Julia, where you at? Julia where you at? 445 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,120 She follows me on TikTok. I bet she does. 446 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:23,160 So she knows I exist. I mean, I bet you are just one 447 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:27,840 large palm away from accessing her in New York. 448 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:31,600 I bet your people know her people in New York. 449 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,920 We've got a lot of mutuals, yeah, so many mutuals. 450 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,360 So you can hit the mutuals. If I were you, I'd be like, Hey, 451 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:44,480 Sarah, get Julia at the party. And they'd be like, well, I 452 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,000 don't know. She doesn't want to go out. 453 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,320 She's taking care of her son, like, blah, blah, blah. 454 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,640 And you're like, OK, well, you could just extend the invite, 455 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,880 see if it happens. I'll come over and cook her 456 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,720 dinner. Wow, but it'd probably have to 457 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,840 be on a night where the child isn't there because you probably 458 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,640 wouldn't get the intro because she's very serious about her 459 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,400 child. She should be, yeah. 460 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:10,000 I think it's hot, yeah. We'll see if the universe 461 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,840 provides. Do you ever slide in to the DMS? 462 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,320 Never. Once, no, I actually made a song 463 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:22,480 and before I went viral, I made this song and I had a sample of 464 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,600 her interview, that one where she's like, you've got to be 465 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,120 delusional. And I sampled that just at the 466 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,120 start of this song. And I did send her a message 467 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,600 just saying, oh, I didn't realise you follow me, but I'm 468 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,400 about to release this song. And it's so strange. 469 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,120 I've sampled your voice. Here's the Dropbox if you want 470 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:44,240 to hear it. But I was like, it stays on 471 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,560 scent. I think when you've got millions 472 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:50,440 and millions of followers, you just would not, like, get 473 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,520 anything. Yeah. 474 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,080 But you think if she follows you that it would have put it. 475 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,480 I also think she's someone who doesn't fuck with her inbox 476 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,200 she's got like she would have. She probably pays people to do 477 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,280 that. Yeah, like I don't even have 478 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:07,800 like a quarter scale of followers like someone really 479 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,240 influential. So you. 480 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,240 Have like thousands and. Thousands. 481 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,680 I get thousands. So many on the. 482 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,280 Thousands. Thousands. 483 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:20,800 Let's say millions. Iconic. 484 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,760 Yeah, but like, I just couldn't imagine, like on a grand scale, 485 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:30,800 having so many followers and so many people trying to access 486 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,200 you. My my friend's circle is quite 487 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,760 tight. I'm like, I'm how tight. 488 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,560 I've probably got like less than 10 good friends, like they're my 489 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,120 people, but I. And if you called them and you 490 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,960 committed a murder? Oh, they would be healthy, no 491 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,880 problem. No. 492 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:51,160 They wouldn't be like, oh, you did it again, not again. 493 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,600 You're like. We need to find a new. 494 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:57,160 Spot to hide this body. My friends told me that they 495 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,920 absolutely would not help me bury a body. 496 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:03,120 While some of them to be fair some of them are riders but some 497 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,480 of them were like no we're not because it probably happened in 498 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,640 the bedroom and that's your fucking fault. 499 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:12,520 And I said if it happened in the bedroom, it wasn't on purpose. 500 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:16,320 Oh yeah, Accident, yeah. Accidents happen. 501 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,920 Accidents. They do. 502 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,080 You know what, I've just met you, but I'd help you roll that 503 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,720 body up and. I wouldn't need your strong 504 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:28,480 physique, absolutely. I'm not that strong. 505 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,080 I've seen some of your workout videos and I'm like, that's 506 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,120 pretty good. You're agile. 507 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,280 Agile. Yes, you're. 508 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,480 Very agile. I can jump. 509 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,520 Nimble. Move, but I like strength. 510 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,480 I would prefer when I play basketball to run an extra meter 511 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:47,160 instead of physical like a physical battle with some of the 512 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:51,000 other players because I just don't like physicality on the 513 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,800 court. Oh my God, If I had your body, 514 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:57,760 I'd be bodying these bitches. I'd be like, oopsies, no. 515 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:04,520 Every season that I play, I break a rib or bruise a rib 516 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:09,520 because they're elbowing. Yeah, so it's hard. 517 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:11,600 And you can't do anything for a broken. 518 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,640 Rib no. And I'm just. 519 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,560 Have to find a nice woman to like help lick your wounds. 520 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:19,000 Yeah, they're so painful because when you roll around in your 521 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,560 sleep at night, you wake up because of the pain too. 522 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,800 But I don't have much meat on me, so I'm just like a praying 523 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,760 mantis. Great, so no hookups with any 524 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:35,640 teammates ever? No, no from. 16 to now 0. 525 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:40,800 There is one basketball girl that I've hooked up with, but 526 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,640 that's it. OK, just one. 527 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,680 Yeah, just one. And she lives in Italy, so it 528 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,840 doesn't matter. She was shipped off. 529 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,160 Yeah, OK. Yeah. 530 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,840 Kind of crazy all these basketball players like so so 531 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,480 well hung. Yeah, yeah. 532 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,080 So well hung. So well hung. 533 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,840 Literally, you get inserted and you're like, huh. 534 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,640 Yeah. Like well hung. 535 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,160 Yeah. Like this is your Dick. 536 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,160 Oh. Yeah, yeah. 537 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:03,800 OK. Very. 538 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,440 Well, hung, right? So if you insert your fingers 539 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,800 into a girl, they're going to be stuffed like a Turkey on 540 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,960 Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah. 541 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,320 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, right. 542 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,920 OK. And there's bigger girls than 543 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,760 me. I'm sure it's basketball. 544 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,640 Anything goes. Yeah, This brings me back to 545 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,240 like the question that I always love love to ask. 546 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,960 What would you rather be cheated on with? 547 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,560 Somebody hotter than you or somebody more unattractive than 548 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,560 you? I think unattractive you then 549 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,200 you're like, all right, bye. Right. 550 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,880 And then you could call your friends and be like, Can you 551 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,880 believe this is really embarrassing? 552 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,640 Have you seen? It's really embarrassing. 553 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,080 I'm the opposite I think. You're like I'm. 554 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,320 Like she she could be hotter than me, but she's not cooler 555 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,800 than me. Like. 556 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:45,920 I. Promise. 557 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:50,480 Wait, so wait, so you would rather you to be cheated on with 558 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:56,520 someone hotter but not cooler? Yeah, OK. 559 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,640 I'd rather be the cool ex than the. 560 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,680 I don't want, I don't want them to be hotter. 561 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:06,040 I don't want them to be cooler. I want them to literally be like 562 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,080 broke. I want them to be like a loser. 563 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,880 That would make me feel good. But. 564 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,520 Isn't that a bummer? Because it's like, no. 565 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,720 No, no, because that just makes you stupid and I can deal with 566 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,000 that. OK, OK, OK. 567 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:29,160 My ex I like obviously we broke up but then her new partner so 568 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,840 cooked her new she got her girlfriend pretty much like 2 569 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,000 weeks after we broke up. Yeah, typical. 570 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,560 I was. She was probably talking to her 571 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,600 the whole time. Yeah, probably, but. 572 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,640 Shout out she's. Probably in your DMS though. 573 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,920 Loki The. Girlfriend's probably in your 574 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:50,680 DM. But get this, my ex's name was 575 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:54,080 Sheridan. Her new partner's name is 576 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:58,240 Sheridan. A little twin says like with the 577 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,120 same name. That is gross. 578 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:00,800 That's. Such a. 579 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,080 Random name? Yeah, I know, I know, I know 580 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,120 how. Many it's. 581 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,600 Common name in Australia. No, no, it's it's it's really 582 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:12,040 weird and awkward and I feel like Sheridan squared is is just 583 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:16,680 like, it's like it's not good, it's not cool, it's not fun. 584 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,800 Who has same name? Yeah. 585 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,560 So. If you think about it right, 586 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,760 you're not calling the person by their government name. 587 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:28,880 Usually it's like I don't know or like baby or whatever you do 588 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,560 like. I feel like these two people 589 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,400 would definitely be like Sheridan, Sheridan, Sheridan, 590 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,240 Sheridan. So they belong together? 591 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,280 Yeah. OK, cute. 592 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,800 No love lost there. No, and they're happy. 593 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:46,080 Like my Sheridan has her Labrador Sheridan, so they're 594 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,480 happy. They have your dog. 595 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,720 They did take the dog that we had, but no the other 596 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:54,000 Sheridan's, like a Labrador that just follows the other Sheridan. 597 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,280 Oh, wait. The dog's name is Sheridan. 598 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,880 No, the dog's dog. 'S name I was. 599 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,160 Like no, no, no, no. Sheridan. 600 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,640 Sheridan and the dog. Sheridan. 601 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,960 No, that's Sheridan. The dog's name is Bag. 602 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,520 So she took your dog? Yeah, she took the dog. 603 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:13,200 What are your thoughts in a breakup about split custody of 604 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,240 an animal? Well, I was actually in 605 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:19,000 Indonesia with my best friend. That sounds so luxurious. 606 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,320 Yeah, it was nice. It was for her birthday and we 607 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:27,160 were just on holiday like R&R, and then we were sharing the dog 608 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,280 still. And then I get a text message 609 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,520 being like, I'm taking the dog, blah, blah, blah, blah. 610 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,480 You'll never seen it again. And like she was jealous I was 611 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,280 on holiday. Yeah. 612 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,680 She's trying to ruin your trip. Yeah. 613 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,320 They always try to ruin the trip and it's like you go out of town 614 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:45,480 and your ex is unhappy, they're going to send you a fucking text 615 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,240 to ruin your time. Why? 616 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:52,400 Why all of a sudden I'm in the hospital like, like, I'm stuck 617 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,520 in quicksand like. Anything, anything, anything, 618 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,760 anything. Or it's just like, I miss you 619 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:03,640 and you're like shut up. So unhinged but she was also 620 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,480 with like her partner at the time. 621 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:10,040 I'm like why are you texting me? Like this is gross behaviour. 622 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:14,560 But anyway, she took the dog. It was a toy poodle as well. 623 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,520 Oh, really good looking. Really good looking. 624 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,640 It broke my heart. I cried and cried and cried. 625 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,600 Yeah. Anything, yeah, Small. 626 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,200 You can stroke them in your lap. Yeah. 627 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:28,760 But then I bought another dog, a teacup poodle and caught it 628 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,600 child with a friend so. Perfect. 629 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,520 So you share child with a friend? 630 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,120 Yeah. I love that village. 631 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,200 I love. These names. 632 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,360 Yeah, they could. Child is wonderful. 633 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,200 Imagine if you had a real child and called it child. 634 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:46,200 Yeah, exactly. Child. 635 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,080 One child. Two. 636 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,520 Oh no. Well I was thinking like names 637 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,880 for kids. Could be cool if you caught it 638 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,840 123. I love this idea. 639 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,760 I love the name. Say ONE, you know? 640 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,200 Yeah. Or maybe if it'd be even weirder 641 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,760 if you did numericals just. Yeah, one that you want. 642 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,000 Or a bit more of a vibe or no tour. 643 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,520 I love when you speak with your accent. 644 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:19,200 Commis Day. Listen, it does something to me. 645 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,960 Yeah, I know X is running vacations. 646 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,880 That's something, huh? I didn't know it was as common 647 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:30,680 with the like holiday text as you mentioned, so that's good to 648 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,040 know. Oh yeah, they always hit you 649 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:36,200 around the either a vacation, holidays, birthday, birthday 650 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:40,160 holidays are always a good one. Like, oh, it's Christmas. 651 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,920 You know, like. I don't have many X's, so yeah, 652 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,160 it's good to know. How many X's do you have? 653 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,080 2. You have two. 654 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,600 No three. OK, Yeah. 655 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,920 So if you guys think that you were an ex, you weren't, and I'm 656 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,440 really sorry about that. You weren't. 657 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:02,080 No, that was just probably a situation. 658 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,800 OK, so. Or dating. 659 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,560 Mostly you do dating. I don't even date. 660 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,120 OK, so you just. Yeah. 661 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,600 Mate, for a night, it's kind of like what you do with the 662 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,120 basketball. You're like, you'll have me for 663 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,159 three days. Yeah. 664 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:19,920 Or yeah, like I was in two kind of really long term 665 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,360 relationships that took me out of the game for close to 10 666 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:28,040 years and then I dated a little bit and datings a bit. 667 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,360 I was just like people are boring, people suck. 668 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,400 I don't want to waste energy if I have no really are. 669 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,840 Yeah, and I don't. Fucked up out there. 670 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,440 You're like, get a personality. For real. 671 00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:41,159 And yeah. And then if you've got no 672 00:34:41,159 --> 00:34:45,159 intentions and dating I'm, I was like, I'm wasting my time. 673 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,639 I could be at the gym, I could be making music. 674 00:34:47,639 --> 00:34:50,960 I could be doing this. I'm not dating anyone until 675 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:55,040 someone comes into my life and blows me off my feet and I'm 676 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,840 like whoa. I feel the same way, but I feel 677 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:01,960 like even when we're in a relationship, my time is very 678 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:06,840 precious. So if I'm stopping working, 679 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,480 which is mostly what I do for you, I feel like it's training 680 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,400 or whatever. But for me, it's like working. 681 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,920 And I'm usually doing shit for this podcast. 682 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,080 And if I'm taking time off from that to spend time with you and 683 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,480 all you want to do is like scroll TikTok on the fucking 684 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,040 couch. Like I could be working during 685 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,480 this time if we're not spending intentional time together where 686 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,440 we are having a conversation or going out to do something. 687 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,840 Experiencing something new that you can have together? 688 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,800 Yeah. And then I would usually get 689 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,680 like, you'd rather be working right now. 690 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,040 And it's like, you're fucking right I would, because watching 691 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,200 this bullshit that I don't care about is not my idea of a good 692 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,600 time. Time is money time. 693 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,160 Is. Money. 694 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,520 Time is money. And like, I could die tomorrow. 695 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,000 So like, I need to get to my goals. 696 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,560 Yeah, exactly. Exactly. 697 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:58,400 To my. Goals. 698 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,080 It's real. It is real. 699 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,120 It's that's that important to me. 700 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,400 It's so real. And I think a lot of people 701 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,360 don't get that. So yeah, I've slowed down on 702 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,000 even trying to entertain anybody right now because I just don't 703 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,000 think anybody gets it, No. Have you ever blocked anybody? 704 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:17,160 I actually saw the other day I have 6 people blocked. 705 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:21,120 What's your thoughts on the block of an ex after a breakup? 706 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,920 Do you do it? Well, I don't have many exes, 707 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:33,600 like I said, yeah, but there was there was this girl that I had a 708 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,000 bit of a thing with for like maybe 3 weeks, 4 weeks. 709 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,760 We didn't really like. It wasn't a big deal. 710 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,720 It was just like a. We're just having fun. 711 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:46,440 Having fun. And I was in this position where 712 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,560 I felt bad. So I kept like being like, oh, I 713 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,120 feel bad like I should hang out with you. 714 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:57,160 It was just yuck. Anyway, I, I had to like end it 715 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,320 with her and then I just like left it. 716 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:04,240 And then the next day I had 30 minutes of voice memos from her, 717 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,040 like voice messages, and I just didn't listen to any of them. 718 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,280 Didn't read anything she wrote and just like had to block and 719 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,560 delete. Bye. 720 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,600 And the universe blesses me because I've never seen her 721 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,880 again. Oh, that's really lucky. 722 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,840 Yeah, really lucky. Where did she live? 723 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,560 Melbourne. Same. 724 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:25,800 Yeah, same state, but yeah, just different circles too. 725 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:29,800 So do you go out in the queer scene in Melbourne? 726 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,240 I'm such a shit queer. I don't really go out in the 727 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,600 queer scene. Melbourne's. 728 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:39,040 I go to a lot of raves or like parties my friends throw and a 729 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:42,120 lot of my friends are queer, so they're very queer heavy and 730 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,080 friendly, whatever. But yeah, I don't really like 731 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,360 queer nights, OK. I feel like lesbian nights, 732 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,280 they're not as open minded. I feel like a lot of lesbian 733 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:56,680 nights or whatever have like a food chain and they're not 734 00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:01,360 accepting of all queer people. It's just a certain category of 735 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,960 like lesbians. And I don't really like that 736 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,360 vibe. And yeah, I don't know, I just 737 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,280 like don't like the, the rainbow colours. 738 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,800 I don't like, I feel like they're the worst colours 739 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,360 possible to be mashed together and be like, this is your 740 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,200 representation. And then the queers who like put 741 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,360 sparkles on their face, the rainbow colours and all those 742 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,720 those nights are just so tacky and yuck. 743 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,720 I don't know what kind of lesbian nights you're going to, 744 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,120 but there's so many in LA that I mean, well, so many different 745 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,520 events. So it's like very catered to 746 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,560 like different. They're starting to get better, 747 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,080 I feel. Yeah, in Melbourne there's a 748 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,880 couple of cool things happening as well, but I am gonna go to 749 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,120 Honey's on Saturday. Apparently that's a vibe of. 750 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,560 It's a vibe. I was gonna go because actually 751 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,080 I almost beat up a man the other night. 752 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:56,160 And that's a real story with my friend Alyssa. 753 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,560 And we met the girls of the man that we were almost about to 754 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,240 beat up. And one of those girls is a 755 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:06,000 bartender at Honey's and was like, oh, you guys should come 756 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,480 to Honey's on Saturday. Oh, this Saturday. 757 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,640 This Saturday, yes, I might be there, yeah. 758 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,280 Let's do it. Be fun. 759 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:18,520 In New York, we went to, My friend runs a party called Exes. 760 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,680 It's over 28. Yeah. 761 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,200 Yeah. It was really fun. 762 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,760 Beautiful crowd. It always is in New York. 763 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:29,200 Yeah, but then like I get to like, you're there and I'm like, 764 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,560 why am I here? I can't be bothered and I need 765 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,560 sleep. Bye. 766 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,920 I could be training, yeah. She could be back to me. 767 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,040 Yeah, I could. Be back to. 768 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:41,640 Me, but I love techno and I love like the club and are like a 769 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,880 really good techno producer or what not coming I usually. 770 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:45,720 Have you been to Berlin? Yeah. 771 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:48,080 Yeah, yeah, Bergheim love it. Yeah. 772 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:52,040 But I usually go for the music because I love to dance and I 773 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:56,040 just love to like peace out on. The I'd love to see you dance. 774 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,280 I just Bob. Really. 775 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,240 You Bob, You don't dance. I just like. 776 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,840 OK, yeah, I'm more of a full body dancer myself. 777 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:07,680 I really put my back into it. I put my back into it. 778 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,680 Yeah, but I'm Latina, so, you know, I got hips ways, you know, 779 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,040 Tip throws a bag. I do. 780 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,960 I just let the music take me. I don't know what happened. 781 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:20,480 In New York, I went to a line dancing. 782 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,520 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It was called Buck Wild and that 783 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,680 was fun, but I didn't line dance, but I watched. 784 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,760 I like watching. I don't like participating in 785 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,040 line dancing. Yeah, my memory can't put 786 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,080 together those steps for some reason. 787 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,120 There's a lot happening and they all know what to do. 788 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,200 And you don't wanna be the fish out of water, the fish on the 789 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,680 the sand. Yeah, been around. 790 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:43,960 Do you know what I'm talking about? 791 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,320 There's like a dance that. Lambada. 792 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:50,280 Well, no, we were in like I was in Atlanta with Chloe and 793 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,760 there's like these songs that come on and everyone knows the 794 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,320 dance like it's like. Is this line dancing? 795 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,520 Kind of. Like, yeah, but it's like this 796 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:02,120 weird modern line dancing, and it's to like modern music. 797 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,600 And they all know the weird. It's like to like a. 798 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,080 Britney Spears song. No, it's like crazy, but every 799 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,920 single person I'm like, how does everyone know this? 800 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:10,760 I. Don't know how they know 801 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,440 everything. And. 802 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,400 You know what they they teach this but. 803 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,880 It was there and then it was also in Texas. 804 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,960 I don't know, Maybe it's like, you know. 805 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,480 Something that everybody knows and I've never seen. 806 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,080 I don't know. They all know it. 807 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,200 It's wild. I don't know it whole bar I. 808 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,240 Don't know it either. And I do like to watch. 809 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,520 It's a nice little, almost like country gay parade. 810 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,160 Yeah, it's cute. It's a community. 811 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,840 And it's. They all have fun. 812 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,400 If if. People are having fun and it 813 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,280 brings some joy. I'm like, hell yeah. 814 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,280 Unless they're in rainbow and sparkles. 815 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,360 Then. It's too much. 816 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,840 Yeah, it's too much that crosses the line. 817 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,880 So you don't do like gay parades? 818 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:52,880 No Oh my God, I went to Sydney Mardi Gras for the first time 819 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:59,640 World Mardi Gras 2 years ago and I was so appalled. 820 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:03,560 I was watching the parade and I thought the parade people were 821 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:07,240 looping over and over, but it was just the same kind of floats 822 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:12,080 over and over and over and over. And I felt like it was just 823 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:16,320 straight people watching the floats, like zoo animals. 824 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:21,360 I was like, this is gross and it's just a car with some 825 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,840 decorations and some naked people going by. 826 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,960 What's so good about it? So there's no amount of money 827 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:34,160 that somebody could pay you to get in some rainbow like. 828 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,360 I would never tight. Shorts. 829 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,200 No, no, no, no. I you're. 830 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,000 Like an hour of face stepping 300 bucks but to get on that 831 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,600 fucking pride float? Absolutely not happening. 832 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,080 No, I would never gram. No. 833 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,000 Julia, I could. I could do it for 40 grand. 834 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,120 What if Julia was in If Julio in sparkle? 835 00:42:56,240 --> 00:43:00,520 If it was like a all black high heel on top of a float, me and 836 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,760 Julia, I'd probably do it, you know? 837 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,000 You and Julia a little bit of make out. 838 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:08,000 You guys can play rock paper scissors like you'll figure it 839 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,520 out. But I fucking hate Mardi Gras. 840 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,880 I Oh my God, I'm the worst queer. 841 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,640 No, it's fine. Thoughts on your thoughts on 842 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,280 scissoring? Scissoring. 843 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,200 Yeah. Like it's, it's something that 844 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,560 happens. You've done it. 845 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,680 Yeah, everyone. Yeah. 846 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:26,640 I feel like if you're a queer female, they, you know, you've 847 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:27,560 scissored. Yeah. 848 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:28,280 Yeah. Just like another. 849 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,800 Form of making out. A girl tried to scissor me the 850 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,600 other the other month and I think it was because it's like 851 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,360 she knew that I'm like not very pro scissor. 852 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,240 And I was like and I couldn't do it. 853 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:47,800 So I offered her my leg. I couldn't. 854 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,920 I was like, I don't I don't do this like it's not my thing. 855 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,960 I'm not here for the scissor and I was like, but you can have my 856 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,120 leg. I've had my leg used before. 857 00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,960 It's something you don't like. Jump straight to. 858 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,960 Yeah, I'm at an age where I'm like, this isn't for me. 859 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,800 I know what I like. This is not like and honestly 860 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,560 anytime it's happening I'm literally there being like why? 861 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:13,240 Yeah, like I feel like you have a sex tool kit and like you have 862 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,760 different tools, like you have different things. 863 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,520 How do you feel about sleepovers? 864 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:29,360 Sleepovers if the person. What do you do when you don't 865 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:33,640 want to sleep over? Oh my God, what do you say I I 866 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,800 get into this quite a bit? I bet. 867 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:40,400 I always give the precursor saying I want to get up early in 868 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,280 the morning, so I I probably won't be able to stay. 869 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,640 And then here comes the time where like they're like, are you 870 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,680 really gonna go? And I'm like, yeah, I'm really 871 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,760 gonna go. I like to wake up in my own bed. 872 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,200 Me too. And I like to get my days. 873 00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:01,120 To your house, what do you say? I have been known to get up, 874 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:06,240 have a shower and be like, do you want to get, do you want me 875 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:09,040 to, I'll get you a coffee. Do you want to get this show 876 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,880 moving, you know, or I'm a personal trainer. 877 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,800 So I sometimes start work so early that I'll get up, go to 878 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,880 work, come back, they're still sleeping. 879 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,040 And I'll be like, look, it's I'm, I've already done work. 880 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:25,680 You're still here. Like you're like I've had my 881 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,920 whole day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 882 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,440 I wouldn't say it's passive aggressive, but I kind of make 883 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,800 it known that it's time to leave. 884 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:35,280 But I'm nice about it. So I was with this girl and I 885 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,880 said to her, I was like, oh, are you trying to fall asleep? 886 00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,800 I was like, I don't really do sleepovers. 887 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,480 And she was like, oh, why you being so weird? 888 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:48,200 And I was like, are we really going to get into it? 889 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,760 I don't know why anybody wouldn't leave if. 890 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,800 You're like. I also don't understand how some 891 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,400 people just don't want like their own space. 892 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:58,800 Like, isn't that nice? Unless we've had Here's the 893 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,200 thing. There's a difference right 894 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,120 between like, oh, we're having a hookup and like, oh, we've spent 895 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:07,000 the most magical evening like we are. 896 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,080 We have intercepted each other's soul. 897 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,960 Like when are you moving in? Like it's. 898 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,000 Either when are you moving in or when is your car arriving? 899 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,080 It is. Is there's no in between. 900 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,680 Yeah, yeah. That's. 901 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,960 It that's what it is. And there's one other if you've 902 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,920 gone out partying and you've been on the recreation or drugs 903 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:29,320 and you've been like, you know, you're still awake, it could be 904 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,960 the next day. So you're probably going to 905 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,320 still hang out. But then at that point, if 906 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,240 you're done, you're like, I can call you a car. 907 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:36,520 Yeah. Because clearly they can't 908 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:37,240 drive. Yeah. 909 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,560 But like, I think that that's like, very gracious. 910 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,880 If you're like, hey, I'll, you know, call you a car. 911 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,640 And it's always tough, though. It's very uncomfortable for me. 912 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,720 Is it uncomfortable for you? No, I'm pretty. 913 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:49,880 I'm a good ruthless. I'm yeah, I'm a good straight 914 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,920 shooter. I often say exactly how I feel, 915 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,040 if I'm feeling or thinking thinking something in the 916 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,200 moment. But it doesn't come across too 917 00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,120 rude because. Or maybe it does, but but. 918 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:04,920 I always feel bad. Yeah, I just kind of say how I 919 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,480 feel and think. Yeah, I do too, but people get 920 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,920 mad about that sometimes. Yeah, do bit. 921 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:13,880 I get in trouble a lot. Same what do? 922 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:20,560 You get in trouble for. I get in trouble for speaking 923 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:25,680 the truth and a lot of people can't handle the truth and I'll 924 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,520 just call things out. I dated this person and they 925 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:34,280 drank a lot of alcohol. I'm not a big drinker and tell 926 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:39,640 me if I'm wrong, but you'd go out for a drink to a bar, have a 927 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,960 cocktail or two, Three. That's a lot of drinks, right? 928 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,120 Totally. So, so many drinks. 929 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,960 I mean this one loves to throw them back. 930 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,120 I'm not like I go out with her and she loves to throw them 931 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,960 back. But even 3 is a lot for me. 932 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:55,120 So like 3 and I'm like, I'm not. I'm not getting hammered if I'm 933 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,640 with some. No, it's not drinking. 934 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,800 Well, it's like 2A Tuesday. Night. 935 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,000 I don't care. I mean, I'm gonna do me. 936 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,280 It's a it's a Tuesday night. You've just gone out for a 937 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:09,000 little date, a date dinner, had two drinks, and then you're kind 938 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,280 of like, that's a nice night. This person would be on the way 939 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,400 home. Be like, I'm just gonna stop in 940 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,560 the bottle. Oh, and grab a bottle of wine. 941 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,080 I was like. Oh no, no, we don't have to. 942 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,000 Do no, Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then that drink the whole 943 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,960 bottle or that's alcoholism. Exactly. 944 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,840 Yeah. And I kind of mentioned it and 945 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:33,960 said in my circles this is not really normal behaviour and I 946 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,800 got in trouble for. It Well, yeah, I mean, an 947 00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,080 alcoholic is going to get mad that you're calling them an 948 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,640 alcoholic if they're an absolutely normal, Yeah, they're 949 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:45,440 like, how dare you call attention to the elephant in the 950 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,280 room. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. 951 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,040 So I found out the hard way, but whatever. 952 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:51,960 Do you ever get in trouble with friends? 953 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,840 I know a lot of people. Tell them that you'd think 954 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,120 they're wearing a shitty outfit. I tell them. 955 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,760 Yeah, me too it. Comes from a good it comes from 956 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,240 a good place. So I don't feel all my friends 957 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:05,600 know that I I don't really do things from a bad place. 958 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,040 That's more trying to give them good advice. 959 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,160 Also, like in those situations, like I would never give someone 960 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,280 that advice if I wouldn't want it in in like, yeah, yeah. 961 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,200 You'd want to reverse. Yeah, exactly. 962 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,680 If I wouldn't want it said to me, I'm not going to say it, but 963 00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,800 if I would, then I'm like and listen, majority we got like. 964 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:25,280 Exactly. And you only have your center of 965 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,880 perspective to yourself. You want advice because they 966 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:32,960 have different perspectives. So isn't that completely valid? 967 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,360 And if you're asking, I'm giving you a whole different 968 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,680 perspective to take into consideration. 969 00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:40,640 Yeah, it's tricky though, because I tend to treat people 970 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,720 as I would want to be treated. But I have learned that 971 00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:47,000 everybody wants to be treated in their own specific way. 972 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,760 And so that's what's interesting. 973 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,440 And with long term friendships, it's really easy because you 974 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,880 know, like this one's a real sensitive, so I can't say this 975 00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,280 and da da da, otherwise she's going to cry every day or 976 00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:01,120 whatever. Or, you know, you kind of have 977 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,280 everybody locked down. But with a new friendship, it's 978 00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,120 always tricky because you're like. 979 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:10,120 You've got to navigate it and being in bands and everything 980 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,680 you're you've got relationships with so many people and you're 981 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:17,520 making something together. So the conversation, sometimes 982 00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,480 they're are cooked. It's like a cut throat and 983 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:25,520 you're saying like your point of view and it's so heated, but you 984 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,360 just have to do. It and then God forbid that 985 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,360 person isn't taking it, then everybody gangs up. 986 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,880 It's just better to just take, take the advice and hear it and 987 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,560 like sit on it. Oh my God, bands are so messy. 988 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,320 That's like trickier than a relationship. 989 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,800 There, Yeah. And I'm in one of my bands. 990 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,120 I'm one of five, and they're all. 991 00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,360 There's another queer, the other singers are queer male. 992 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,440 And then they're all straight boys as well. 993 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:53,560 So it's like, come on. So you have an EP out. 994 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,560 Yeah, the EP itself is like a whole concept. 995 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,720 It's like psychosis. The music, the genre and 996 00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:01,840 everything. Some of the songs are already 997 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:05,120 out. It's as if I've gone into a 998 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:11,000 mental state of delusion and psychosis and I've gone to a 999 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,520 mental hospital. And the opening track is like 1000 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:19,960 this whole it's almost like a film score kind of movie through 1001 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,800 music. Have you been in psychosis 1002 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,480 before? Drug induced psychosis. 1003 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,560 Yeah, OK, cool. So you know about psychosis? 1004 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:26,680 Yeah. Yeah, OK, Same. 1005 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:29,960 Same. It's not fun, but you don't know 1006 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,120 what's happening at the time, Yeah. 1007 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,840 And have you ever been sent away to an institution? 1008 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,520 A lot of my friends have. And lovers. 1009 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:44,480 I I feel I've been in very like regimented psychology, like 1010 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:47,520 because my mental health has been a bit wibbly woo. 1011 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:51,240 So I've had to like go through times where it's very intense 1012 00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:54,720 psych, but never to. The only institution was the 1013 00:51:54,720 --> 00:52:00,200 Australian Institute Institution of Sport and that was like a 1014 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,200 different type of institution. What do you what do you do to 1015 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,920 get your mental health right these days? 1016 00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:09,880 I know my go to's which is like staying on top of like what 1017 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,680 makes me feel good and brings me joy. 1018 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:15,320 So I love training. So I have to keep the the gym 1019 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:20,160 and like my exertion of energy like out and that keeps my 1020 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:24,160 mental health really stable. I like to walk and listen to 1021 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:29,280 music and make music and write and then seeing friends. 1022 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,720 Friends can bring your mood and elevate you so much. 1023 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:35,560 When you're having a like a depressive feeling like you 1024 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,000 don't want to see anyone's cause, soon as you see a good 1025 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,160 friend or someone that brings your energy up, you're like. 1026 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:42,480 Recharge is. So much better. 1027 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:47,040 This was really fun and having lots of avenues that you your 1028 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:51,600 life builds from. So if you're so fixated on just 1029 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:56,400 your work and like your partner and that's your whole world, 1030 00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:00,640 they're two streams. And so if one goes bad, you only 1031 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,680 have one stream to get your mental health on track. 1032 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:07,120 But if you have like 10 streams that you can pull from. 1033 00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:10,640 So if two streams are going bad, you have like 8 other streams 1034 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,640 that build you. The highs and the lows balance. 1035 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,200 Each other out yeah, yeah, yeah that's. 1036 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,000 Actually really good advice. I I believe in that too. 1037 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:20,640 Having multiple streams of happiness or like you know, joy. 1038 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,320 Joy sourcing. Yeah. 1039 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:27,000 And that way you can suck from each teat and if one goes down. 1040 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,840 Yeah, you have like, yeah, you have foundation, Yeah. 1041 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,520 A lot of utters. That's so important. 1042 00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:35,080 I think everyone should be taking up more hobbies as they 1043 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:38,560 get older as well and just finding new things that bring 1044 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:43,560 joy and and try to keep so much happening and always expands and 1045 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:47,760 always learn and always grow. Because if you make your world 1046 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,360 small, your mental. It's a recipe for disaster. 1047 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,600 Exactly, Yeah. So the EP is about your 1048 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:56,640 psychosis or yeah, putting yourself into a psychosis. 1049 00:53:56,640 --> 00:54:01,440 A whole journey type of thing of, yeah, me reaching out to my 1050 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,880 producer and being like, I want to write a EP. 1051 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:08,160 And then it goes into like this kind of like psychosisy state to 1052 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:12,520 prep you for like the songs. And because I've got a goth 1053 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,160 industrial band I used to have and then I've got like this pop 1054 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:18,480 punk band and I've always played music and been in bands but 1055 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,680 never done solo stuff. So this kind of like builds this 1056 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,120 whole genre. And if you know me, the genre 1057 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:29,920 like kind of flows through the music because it's just a scale 1058 00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:33,840 of so many different genres meshed in. 1059 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:39,640 But I also think that's my vibe. You're a fucktown vibe of mixed 1060 00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:42,960 vibe. Yeah, like even how you dress 1061 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:46,480 and your expression. Some days I, I feel like I'm 1062 00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,480 just gonna rinse the black and be like hyper goth, whatever. 1063 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,200 But then some days I'm like, I'm gonna just wear all blue. 1064 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,440 You do all blue. Yes, sometimes I just. 1065 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,320 Wear them up, out. There. 1066 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:56,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. 1067 00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:57,960 You never know what you're gonna get, OK? 1068 00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:04,880 So yeah, I just think like music is like emotions and weather, 1069 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,640 like they come and flow through you, and you just have to like, 1070 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:11,040 let it, let it be and take on whatever that is. 1071 00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:14,840 And fashions like that too. You have a great fashion sense, 1072 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:18,280 I have to say. Thank you, that means so much. 1073 00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,440 You do too. No, I and I'm very picky and I 1074 00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:25,000 really, really like your fashion sense. 1075 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,800 Oh my God. I love that thank you style and 1076 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,760 fashion sense I think is intuitive too and you have to 1077 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,640 know how to hold yourself and what looks good on you. 1078 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,560 I think because like rich people can buy all the designer brands 1079 00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:41,720 but then they can look like shit so. 1080 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:46,000 Yeah, that's the thing though, I always say money cannot buy you 1081 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,600 style because I've seen a bunch of rich people and they put this 1082 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:53,560 shit on and you're like, yeah, it cost $5.00, but it looks like 1083 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:58,320 shit. Yeah, yeah, that boots is nasty. 1084 00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,400 Yeah, you know. It's real. 1085 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,040 No, But that means a lot. We. 1086 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,400 May I ask you? Could be an inappropriate 1087 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:08,520 question, but I'm going to ask. Great. 1088 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:12,480 So when you're intimate with a mate, do you ever puncture them 1089 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:18,160 with your fangs? Because if I had your fangs, and 1090 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:24,640 I'm very much into blood, as our viewers know, I would, 1091 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:28,360 absolutely. I get, I get a lot of people 1092 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,000 asking for me to bite them. Yeah. 1093 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,880 I'm like, yeah, I can give a little bite, but I don't draw 1094 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,720 blood. Because you don't want to. 1095 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:38,000 No, because it's messy. Oh, right. 1096 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:41,320 Yeah, and and I don't know. What if there was a tarp? 1097 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:45,000 I will maybe, but I don't know how sharp these would go and I 1098 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,120 don't know how much blood would come out. 1099 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:50,080 Do you want to try on tips I'm. The bite or not the bitey. 1100 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:54,480 Because they're quite sharp, so. And what if I hit like a artery 1101 00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:55,840 and you? Have to know where you're 1102 00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,840 biting. You have to be strategic. 1103 00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:02,240 You have to know where you're, you know you're punctualized. 1104 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,400 Ass cheek is probably fair. There's probably not a lot of 1105 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,400 blood. Leak. 1106 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,360 No. There's blood that leaks there. 1107 00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,120 There's blood for sure. I can't no bit. 1108 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,360 People just ask you that in public will be like. 1109 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:19,840 Yeah, and like a lot of straight girls will ask just randomly be 1110 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:24,400 like, Oh my God, you bought me. Like not here. 1111 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:29,640 You're. Like in the alley, Yeah. 1112 00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:32,480 Meet me in the alley, yeah. Yeah, I think there's a big 1113 00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,840 thing with like, vampire fetish too, Yeah. 1114 00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,000 So people get swooped up with that. 1115 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,680 You've never done vampire role play. 1116 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:42,480 No, I just got these fangs because my teeth are perfect and 1117 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:46,000 I was like, I want them to be a bit more crooked and I think it 1118 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,880 makes my smile charming. I think so too. 1119 00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,760 It absolutely makes it so charming, yeah. 1120 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,960 That's so funny, I can't imagine going up to someone being like 1121 00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:56,960 wait by me. Yeah. 1122 00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,680 People are bold. People are really bold fangs. 1123 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,280 I mean, yeah. You know people want it. 1124 00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,760 Yeah, 100%. They want it bad. 1125 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:09,480 They want you bad. I just think I'm a novelty. 1126 00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:13,000 I know I'm a bit of a meme. Like I'm a six foot 4 goth 1127 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:18,080 looking person who like stands out and has fangs. 1128 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,600 People are like whoa. I don't see, I just don't see it 1129 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,760 that way. But I think I have weird eyes, 1130 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,360 you know, I'm just like, oh, I like your, your fashion. 1131 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,800 Yeah. Well, I think about you're 1132 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,600 either that side of the fence or you're the other side of the 1133 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:31,800 fence. I see. 1134 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,560 People get it and people are novelty vibe. 1135 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,000 People are fanging out more though these days, I feel like. 1136 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,720 It's not like you know. They are. 1137 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,400 They really are. Fangers out there. 1138 00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:43,840 No, there's lots of fangers. Yeah, there's lots of fangers 1139 00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,040 out there. Fangers. 1140 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:48,160 Are fangers, Yeah. Fangers and Fang bangers. 1141 00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:52,160 Yeah, I would love to Fang out. You should get some. 1142 00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:56,120 You get a grill, I'd be too dangerous because I already bite 1143 00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:57,360 really hard. Yeah. 1144 00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,320 And so if I had fangs it would be bad. 1145 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:06,720 I'd help you hide the bodies. So where does 1 procure fangs? 1146 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,960 At the dentist's office. Yeah, my my family dentist. 1147 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,680 You went in and you're like, so Ted? 1148 00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:15,800 Well, his name is Clive, Clive. Clive. 1149 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:19,960 He's such a kook and it's in a very kind of conservative area. 1150 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:23,520 He's the family dentist and I went in one day and I was just 1151 00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:27,080 like Clive, I want fangs. He goes, your mum would kill me 1152 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:31,040 because we've been going our whole lives and I love the 1153 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,200 dentist. I go in every year for my 1154 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,680 checkup just so he loves it. Your teeth are perfect. 1155 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:40,360 You do all the right things. All the like, flossing, I do it 1156 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,600 all. I'm really OCD with the teeth. 1157 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,000 And then I went in and I was like teeth, everything. 1158 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,400 OK. Just want to be fair here. 1159 00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:50,920 Yeah, OK. And so I went in and I said, 1160 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:53,200 come on. And he goes, It would be my 1161 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:57,600 privilege because he's never done anything like this and he 1162 00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,880 is a kook. And he made them and at the 1163 01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:04,320 start I got them years and years ago, they were just baby fangs. 1164 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,800 And then I came in like 8 months later and I was like, you need 1165 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:07,760 to make them bigger. You need. 1166 01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:10,680 To grow the fangs. Yeah, we need to drop them. 1167 01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:15,000 And now you're can I just ask a makeup question because you're 1168 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:19,160 bawling in full like, you know, shadow and this and that, right? 1169 01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,400 So how do you get your look long lasting through sweat? 1170 01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:25,520 I just love. I'm not a big, big sweater. 1171 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,160 OK, so you're a. Sweat. 1172 01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:28,920 Still don't sweat. I've always said that. 1173 01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:32,440 Yeah, but you've got big sweaty size 13 feet. 1174 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:40,120 OK, Caitlin Dark, please tell the people how they can find you 1175 01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:41,880 online if they don't already know. 1176 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:47,440 At Cattlepillar, I know it's a bad the Instagram, the Instagram 1177 01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:51,720 handle thing, but it stems from Caterpillar. 1178 01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:54,400 Big Caterpillar. I love it. 1179 01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:59,120 CAITLEPILLAR. Amazing. 1180 01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:02,080 Cato Pillar, thank you so much. Thank you. 1181 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:06,920 For coming on to this show, it was an extreme ride of pleasure. 1182 01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:11,160 Thank you. And we always say adios baby 1183 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,120 Jess. Adios, baby. 1184 01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:13,040 Adios.