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You got on some bad days. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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A bad person's a real toxin. 
Yeah, I actually, I was thinking

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about it. 
If I had stayed with certain bad

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people, I truly feel like I 
would have like, disintegrated 

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from the yeah, yeah. 
Seeing your friend be in a toxic

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relationship, it's so bad too, 
because it's like you just see 

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and you're like, oh, I know what
you're doing. 

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And some people that you get 
into toxic relationships with 

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are really good at what they do.
Oh man. 

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They are trained. 
I've had two of those where 

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there's and then I, I had a 
friend I haven't talked from 

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forever, but she was with this 
guy and she was like, he's 

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really charming. 
But a lot of the things he said 

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about himself are not adding up.
They like met at a conference 

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and she was like, I'm blown 
away. 

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Like he's amazing. 
And then I was about to meet him

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and in like a couple months and 
pass just like. 

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So I found out a lot of the 
things he said are like lies and

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she was like, but I still really
like him. 

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No, and I was like, this doesn't
sound good because he was like 

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big lies. 
It was like he went out of his 

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way to say he did this for work 
and had a business and known 

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that he like lives with his 
parents and was like all types 

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of stuff and also like fine. 
But like, he really went out of 

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his way to present himself in 
this other light. 

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And then. 
We read a story. 

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Like just be honest. 
Nobody fucking cares honestly. 

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Like very like people aren't as 
if. 

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He had been honest. 
She would have been real cool. 

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I mean, he was like so far out 
of his way. 

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Whereas, like complete lies. 
Yeah. 

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But she was like, she was like, 
I I still like, like him. 

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And we had, they had this one 
common, like a very strong 

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common interest. 
So I meet him. 

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I'm going in with all this 
stuff. 

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This guy is so fucking charming.
He's like M he's got this like 

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round little face and this 
friendly little beard. 

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And he they like came to a show 
and he was like so sweet. 

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And I know the moves. 
Like I know he's asking me 

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questions. 
He's trying to butter me up. 

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But I was like, oh, he's good. 
Like I know he had a. 

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Jeep and he like ran around and 
like open the door for me and I 

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was like, no, you like he's like
flirting. 

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That's I know I. 
Knew. 

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And I wasn't going in blind. 
And then I was like, Oh my God, 

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I love him. 
And I was like, but he's bad. 

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And then he ended up being 
absolutely terrible. 

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That that's my problem though. 
If somebody is like nice, I'm 

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like, oh, it's fine. 
Or like, I'm sorry, I'm like, 

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oh, it's OK. 
But then it makes you even more 

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angry, yes. 
Oh my God, I'll never forgive. 

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I really think if I ran into 
this guy, I was like, I just, I 

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just can't be around him because
I I was like, I'm going to buy 

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whatever he's selling. 
So I go, I don't want, I can't, 

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I can't be because he was so 
charming. 

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Like everything about him was so
charming. 

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And different things are going 
to work on different people. 

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But you're like, oh, you are 
good. 

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Yeah, you're good. 
Yeah. 

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It's like the story, like the 
what it was in the Bible with 

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Adam and Eve and the fruit, the 
apple, the serpent and the 

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fruit. 
And it's like, you know, not to 

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talk to that serpent. 
I'm really paraphrasing the 

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Bible here. 
I really don't know. 

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Like, fuck, I know, yeah. 
Yeah, but then you know the bite

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of the apple. 
It's like very like convincing 

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at the time. 
Yeah, Oh yeah, And then the 

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cycle continues. 
Right. 

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But when you're with the right 
person, like my girlfriend has 

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such a good attitude. 
How did you love that? 

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I'm so sad at a show during 
COVID. 

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She haunted you or she haunted 
you. 

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No, it was like a club show. 
So it was like it was like, so 

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when you do, when it's like when
I say, oh, I'm doing like the 

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punchline in Houston, that's my 
show. 

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So you're coming. 
They'll be like a host, a 

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feature, and then I'll do like a
longer show. 

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If you're doing, if you're going
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where it's like 5 comics 
everyone. 

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Like when I go to the Comedy 
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Exactly. 
That's. 

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A showcase, remember I was 
telling you you're going to meet

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somebody that and it's going to 
be like this through the pod, 

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like it will be something like 
that. 

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And their people are like, and 
then you'll just like, meet 

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someone. 
And it'll be because life really

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does come at you. 
So, like, from the time of I 

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took those pictures that we're 
talking about, two weeks later, 

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I'm in in the ER for five days 
watching some, like, show with 

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Kevin Bacon where I was like, I 
don't even know. 

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He was still doing stuff. 
He had like, 15. 

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Yeah, it was pretty good. 
I don't remember. 

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I was like all out of it because
I wasn't sleeping at all. 

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He's still active. 
He was, I forget what it was, 

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something about a cult. 
It was on Netflix. 

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It was like, but it's like like 
before that I was literally like

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teaching myself how to do a like
handstand where I'm taking like 

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tanning peptic ties and in Miami
with my girlfriend and then 

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like. 
Tanning peptide. 

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Yeah, Melania Tan too. 
It is. 

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It safe, I'll buy it, I know 
where to go. 

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Because you look very tan. 
So I've done cycles of Melania 

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Tan in the past. 
It also is a little bit 

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stimulating so I can't do 
anything that's immune 

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stimulating now. 
It only works if you're super 

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pale where it starts to change 
the melanin in your skin. 

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So. 
You would be definitely OK. 

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Perfect. 
So it's like there's melanotan 1

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and melanotan 2 and I forget the
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they do. 
It will start to change the 

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pigmentation of your skin and 
make. 

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It how often like do you have to
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When I did a cycle of it, 
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which maybe would be triggering,
no that's great. 

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Booty. 
I'll usually do it in my butt or

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in my stomach when I do. 
It it's like anymore. 

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Yeah, where you wanted to go 
subcu you wanted to go into fat 

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and then it like just imburses 
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I forget what my cycle of it was
but if you like look online or 

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if or I feel. 
Like the? 

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Responsible thing to just talk 
to a doctor about it, but I want

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to chat too. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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But it did. 
But like I was doing that, doing

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hand stands and fricked in Miami
and then cut to I'm in the ER. 

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Like life comes at you so quick.
So like the positive equivalent 

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could be like, we're having this
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you're walking on the street and
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then you see someone feeling it 
and you're like, what are you 

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feeling? 
The vending machine? 

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They go, oh, yeah, like me and 
my sister own all these vending 

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machines all over the world. 
Like we. 

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No, I believe that. 
And then you go, oh, that's 

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cool. 
Then they go, do you have a 

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podcast? 
Yeah. 

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And then you go, I think my 
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track. 
Really. 

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And then they're like, yeah. 
And then they give you a bunch 

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of snacks. 
Then you start talking and it's 

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like this freaking vending 
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Yeah. 
Or and then. 

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I want an errand. 
And she's got her own thing 

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going on. 
And she's like, yeah, like our 

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parents had a job. 
Our parents had a a couple of 

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vending machines and then we 
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starter. 
We do that vending machines or 

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whatever the freaking business 
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I love it. 
You know what I mean? 

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Something it doesn't matter what
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I find it's just that they're 
doing something that they're 

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interested in. 
Yes, that's so refreshing when 

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someone's into something that's 
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And also it's like when someone 
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makes you like level up quick. 
That's what you need. 

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Because my good nervous system. 
I've never dated somebody with a

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good nervous system. 
I have been with people who have

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good nervous system before is 
this is also like the right? 

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I would say they were. 
I've only dated like one person 

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who had a was really centered a 
good nervous system, but the my 

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girlfriend now it's also like 
one her nervous system, her 

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processing and also it's like I 
respect her. 

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So it's like, if I'm coming in 
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lot in the past, yelling, that's
like what I grew up around, 

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right? 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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So she's like, if I yell like, 
just instant like her. 

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And she's like, I can't engage 
with that. 

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And then it'll take her like 
hours to like decompress from a 

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yell. 
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And she's like, I'm also not 
going to tolerate that at all. 

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Yeah. 
So it's like, OK, now I have to,

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like, learn to use my words. 
So it's like then you like, it 

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makes it so you just adapt to 
you scale up kind of. 

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Yeah, you're learning. 
Oh my God, I had this sex. 

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We would just yell all the time.
That was like a very toxic 

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relationship. 
And we kept going back together 

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over the years. 
And then now that I'm out of it 

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and it took years to get out of 
it, years like I would have 

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other girlfriends. 
And why do you still talk to? 

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And it was someone that worked 
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They gave me a lot of 
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And so I go, I owe her. 
And then now I'm like, no, I 

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fucking don't. 
I could have gotten, I would 

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have gotten those opportunities 
on my own and done a better job 

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with it. 
And fuck you for taking 

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advantage of me in so many other
ways, like live with me and 

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didn't pay rent. 
Like there's so many awful like 

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financial things that were just 
like so shitty and it took me 

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years to and then now I'm like, 
how could I ever have ever 

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interacted with that person, 
right. 

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When you are distant from it, 
you're like. 

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Oh, distance always makes 
everything visions. 

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Are clearer. 
Visions are much clearer. 

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Hindsight is always 2020. 
If it's harder to meet people in

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LA, maybe. 
Do you think people always say 

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New York is? 
No, I mean, the truth is, is 

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that like, you know, I usually 
find somebody, right? 

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But we want a nice one. 
But the problem is I want to 

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find somebody of like real 
value. 

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Absolutely. 
Yeah, like you're going to 

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Penguin up. 
Penguin up. 

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Penguin up. 
Yeah, what's? 

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A Penguin up like 2 little 
Penguins that want to be 

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together. 
They made for life. 

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Yeah, yeah, they made for life. 
For life. 

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I forgot that's why it's called 
that. 

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Thank. 
You totally I made for life. 

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Oh my God. 
And then at your wedding, you 

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can have two little Penguins on 
the wedding cake. 

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Yeah. 
That'd be so cute. 

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Any little cheese run down the 
aisle. 

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I don't know, I mean, we'll see.
I'm open to whatever life yes 

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brings because either way. 
Being alone can also be awesome 

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too. 
Yeah, like it's better to be 

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alone than being something you 
don't be with someone you don't 

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want to. 
I felt so lonely in 

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relationships too. 
It's really lonely when you find

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out that you've been sleeping 
next to your biggest OP. 

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Yeah. 
Amen. 

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You know, that's the worst. 
That's not only terrifying, but 

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very lonely. 
And then also you're like, can I

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trust myself? 
Because like, how did I get 

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myself here? 
Yeah, there has to be a whole 

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process where then, you know, 
have to dive very deep to be 

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like, how did this happen? 
How did this happen? 

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Have you dated someone that like
listens to the show? 

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Never mind that's. 
Why I look in here every time 

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I'm talking to you, bitch? 
Because. 

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Because well, I guess then that 
can, that is an organic way to 

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meet people. 
But then also that can be tricky

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because they know so much more 
about you than you know about 

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them. 
And they're learning it in a way

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that's unfolding, not from 
things that maybe would you 

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would have told them. 
Naturally, I don't mind that. 

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So I don't mind if you know all 
my shit. 

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But what I've been learning 
because I'm like going out and 

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like meeting people. 
So something just recently 

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happened where somebody 
pretended like they didn't 

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listen to the show, and then a 
date you went on and a date I 

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went on. 
And then as it progresses, you 

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know, you go. 
Wait a minute, how'd you know 

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that? 
Yeah, exactly. 

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And then you're like, that's 
freaky, right? 

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How did you know that? 
You know, And you don't want to 

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assume somebody listens to the 
show because then that's weird. 

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Right. 
But it's like, come on. 

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But at that point. 
But then it's like, so 

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basically, I'm like, if you know
and you listen, just be upfront.

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Absolutely. 
Now it's the thing it's. 

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Easier for me because now I can 
just talk to you like you 

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wouldn't be like, you know? 
I feel that way if when I if I 

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meet people after shows and 
they're like, oh, I listen to 

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this or that and it's any type 
of podcasting that's the most 

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like instant form of like 
connection then too, because 

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it's like just unhinged if you 
think someone's talking about 

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you. 
Like I remember going on dates 

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with someone that was like a 
podcast producer and sometimes 

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they would put her on the mic 
and I went back and listened to 

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every episode. 
We just went on a couple days. 

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I listened to every episode. 
She even guessed Mike Don 

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because she would always talk 
about dating and I was I. 

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Would want you to I would only 
two and I'd like he would be 

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like Oh my God, I hope they 
mentioned me. 

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I hope. 
Whoever it as much as, but you 

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would lie and say that you 
didn't. 

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Oh yeah, I would. 
I mean, I don't, I didn't go out

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of my way to do it because I was
going back listening to 

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episodes. 
Because also it's like, Oh my 

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God, like if, if I knew now that
my girlfriend had a podcast, I 

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would want to listen to that. 
Like I'd be so curious. 

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Oh yeah, absolutely. 
I mean, my girlfriend now is 

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like kind of a bad example 
because I wouldn't be listening 

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to be like try to find, but just
like like, Oh yeah, like. 

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Well, you want to stay engaged 
and get interested or something.

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Right. 
But with if it's someone you 

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first start dating and you want 
to get to know and like hear and

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when you're just dating you 
don't know everything I would 

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think. 
I'd listen to fucking 

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everything. 
I can't. 

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I can't help myself from 
Googling like you know, where 

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are they now? 
Yeah, no, you would have, you 

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would start from episode 1. 
Yeah, and because you want to 

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get insights into their other 
dating. 

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I would literally put. 
I would. 

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I would just don't get insights 
into my other dating I would say

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right please please. 
And then also I think it's fair 

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to be like the way I'll say this
now too, I'll be like sometimes 

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like if it's a performance, it's
like an amalgamation. 

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Like my girlfriend will listen 
to me and podcast. 

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Sometimes she's like, that is 
not how you said that. 

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When I go I smush some things. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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But that's. 
So that's where it gets tricky, 

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right? 
When people listen, they 

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literally think certain stories 
are completely true. 

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That's pretty true. 
Pretty true. 

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I didn't. 
Add a little flair. 

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You add a little flair. 
You're excited about something. 

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People will say like, Oh my God,
like, you know, it happens all 

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the time, right? 
Oh, yeah. 

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And then they're like, no, 
that's what you. 

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And it's like, well, not 
everything. 

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Or they take it really, really 
serious, right? 

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Like if we say something, we're 
like, hello, it's a comedy 

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podcast. 
You're not fact checking, no, 

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no. 
In fact I just throw shit and 

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see if it sticks to the wall. 
Like right what I say is a fart 

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in the wind. 100% I don't even 
fucking remember what I said. 

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Yeah, that happens all the time.
People are just like, Oh my God,

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I came back and we're just like,
what? 

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When did we say? 
That yeah, when? 

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I have no eye blackout I mean. 
We do take the. 

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Time. 
Every time it's a blackout, I 

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go. 
I said that. 

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Yeah, we leave and I go and I'm 
like, how do you think it went? 

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She's like, I have no fucking 
idea. 

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Or I'll be like, how did you 
know that? 

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And someone's be like, you post 
them, you talk about it for 

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hours, like I go or someone to 
do that and I go, I do that too.

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And they go, I know that's why 
I'm telling you I do that. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Like I'll genuinely get like 

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tripped up on. 
That me too, but I always 

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thought it was because I had 
brain damage but I don't know 

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brain damage well. 
I feel like I've done brain 

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damage. 
I wonder if I I feel like I got 

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some type of damage. 
From drugs for sure, like the 

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amount of ecstasy that I have 
done has definitely fried a 

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portion of this. 
How much ecstasy do you think 

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you've done? 
A lot. 

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Like hundreds. 
Like I there were like times in 

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Florida where it was like 2 
weeks straight, two weeks 

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straight and not like a month 
and a half break. 

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It was just like an Arizona yes 
ecstasy Wow like it was my 

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favorite. 
So I don't know. 

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And I know that it like fries 
your brain or whatever there's. 

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Holes in your brain. 
Yeah, so they say. 

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I don't know this thing works, 
you know, it's kind of. 

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But my memory is sure. 
My memory is and I think I know 

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now my memory feels worse than 
ever. 

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I really truly think it's short 
form. 

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I'm so hooked on short form 
social media. 

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Like and I've you think that's 
what it is? 

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I think, I mean, maybe not. 
Maybe it's just. 

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But I'm like, my word recall is 
worse than ever. 

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My attention's been worse than 
ever because I'm so useless. 

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I. 
Scroll. 

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But I would love to get my brain
off fixed. 

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Up. 
Me too, I would love to get it 

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patched up. 
Imagine a memory where you're 

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like calling dates. 
No, like you're the scheduling 

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and not screwing stuff up all 
the time. 

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Oh God, it's not for us. 
To write everything down. 

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I'm always screwing stuff up and
then I'm always like grinding my

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teeth too much. 
Like it's always just one thing 

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I'm into another thing. 
You still do the mouth guard. 

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I lose it. 
OK, I lose my damn mouth guard. 

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I lost mine too. 
I lose it all the time. 

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And so then I was like getting 
them from China. 

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I was getting the we. 
Went direct to the factory. 

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I tried. 
I love to go direct to me. 

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Too And I thought I'd really 
hack something. 

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And then my girlfriend was like,
what is this thing? 

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I go, oh, it's the mouth guard. 
I got direct from the factory. 

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She was this isn't a mouth 
guard, this is a mouth tray. 

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I said fuck, what's that? 
I ordered the wrong thing. 

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OK. 
So it's like a whole thing. 

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And of course I ordered 15 of 
them because I'm an addict. 

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So I go, Oh yeah, I'm. 
Sure, they don't cost a thing. 

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Right. 
But that's the price of great 

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deal. 
So then I get a bunch of them, 

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Yeah, and they don't work. 
So is it a good deal if it 

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doesn't work and you bought a 
bunch of them? 

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I mean it's probably the price 
of 1 here. 

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That's. 
True, that's true. 

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But if I had bought 1, I could 
use that one. 

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Instead I got 15 that I can't 
use. 

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Or you could put them, you know,
on Amazon do. 

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A little resale of a mold of my.
Teeth. 

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Exactly. 
Yeah, that's smart. 

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But no one is going to be buying
a mold of my teeth. 

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Never say, never, never say. 
Someone could be into that. 

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There are. 
Fetish. 

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For everything that's true. 
And they love your teeth. 

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If someone has that as a kink, I
would give it to them. 

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You know what I'm saying? 
This right? 

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Yeah, it's like cuz. 
No, I actually got mad at you 

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for this. 
What do you remember? 

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I don't know if we could put 
this on or whatever. 

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Do you remember that person? 
That was like I jacked off to a 

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photo of you. 
Yeah, and he only wanted to 

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offer me $10 and I said, you 
know what, buddy? 

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I said no, you keep it and I 
hope you enjoyed yourself. 

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Yes, because $10, I said. 
But if it's 100, we can talk. 

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Absolutely. 
I got upset that she didn't take

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the money because I'm telling 
you, like, you know, but these 

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people, these guys that do this 
stuff right, you know, because I

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was friends with the dominatrix 
and we live together right out 

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of sober living. 
And she would tell me that these

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guys, like, sometimes they do 
things like that where they try 

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to, like, make you upset by 
saying like, oh, yeah, like, I 

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jacked off to you. 
And like, you know, it was so 

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enjoyable and Tippy had called 
me. 

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She was like something great 
just happened. 

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This man just told me I. 
Was really excited about it. 

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Yeah, and I was like, well, did 
you get any money or anything? 

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And she was like, well, no, I 
just told him to keep his money.

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I mean, what's $10? 
I mean, I gave him some gas. 

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He's like, but honestly, I told 
him good job, but I'm flattered.

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And I was like, honestly, I'm 
kind of glad you did that 

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because at the end of the day, 
he really wanted a like, oh, 

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fuck you like. 
I wouldn't have thought of that 

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because him telling you that 
it's like do it and don't tell 

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me. 
But by you telling me now, it's 

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like I have to thank you that 
you had that control. 

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And like she would explain to me
these things that like you don't

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even think about, like I don't 
know, I don't even know. 

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But what I know that that is the
thing that like. 

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It's really pleased jerking off 
to my photograph. 

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It pleases me. 
I don't know what I. 

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Know I get that. 
Sure, and I'm sure I get that. 

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Ruined his fucking day. 
And like that's what I love. 

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He's like fuck. 
I get that because I've had a 

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few times where guys have hit me
online and I am so like, what? 

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00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,640
Yeah, I'm so it's just so crazy 
to me. 

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Like this guy who sent me like a
picture of him, like naked with 

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his face in it. 
He's. 

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Trying to get you upset. 
So I didn't think like that. 

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I go, I go, whoa, whoa. 
I was like, hey, this is not for

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me. 
But, you know, keep putting 

427
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yourself out there and you'll 
find the right person. 

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But. 
You guys are, do you guys like I

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have to? 
Tell you fucking loser. 

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But also I was like, I was like,
I don't send out pictures of 

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your face and I was like, and I 
it's like, maybe you'll find 

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someone that does want an 
unsolicited picture, but like 

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I've never heard of that person.
Like it's always better than 

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like leave something to the 
imagination or I'm giving him 

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tips and then he's like blocking
me after. 

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That I'm telling you because 
it's like they're wanting like 

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the, it's like kind of like, 
like, you know, flashers like 

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they want to like get you upset.
They want to like scare the 

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woman. 
And you guys are just like, Oh 

440
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,080
my God. 
Right. 

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Yeah, it's great. 
It's like the best thing you 

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could do. 
Like it made me so happy when 

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you told me that you did that 
because like they are looking 

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00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,680
for that. 
Like, Oh my God, like you're 

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disgusting. 
Like they want to hear that. 

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00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:56,720
And it's like and you're just 
like. 

447
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Because they have power then 
too. 

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Because that makes me mad. 
Because I was like, oh, I 

449
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thought it was just some guy who
was like misconstrued or like 

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very. 
No, it's like some weird 

451
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,680
freaking man like pig shit. 
Like I hate them anyways. 

452
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:13,360
I remember being in college once
and this guy was like I was it 

453
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,280
was a girl from class was just a
friend and he was the bartender 

454
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,920
came over with this guy just got
you guys drinks and she was 

455
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,800
like, we don't want him. 
And I was like where, who? 

456
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,160
And there was like this like 
older guy with a ponytail, like 

457
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,480
receding hairline. 
And it was really loud in the 

458
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,320
bar. 
And I was like, no, no, no, but 

459
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:30,200
like we're studying like, but 
thank you, like, thank you. 

460
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,520
And then she was like, do you, 
does this not happen to you very

461
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:33,840
much? 
And I was like, never in my 

462
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,840
life. 
And she was like, he's just some

463
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,720
fuck, like weird. 
Like he's a freak. 

464
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,920
Like she was like, we don't, if 
we get take these drinks and we 

465
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,520
have to talk to him or not talk 
to him, she's like, we could. 

466
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,040
And I was like, should we do we 
send him a drink back? 

467
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,080
And she was like, it's, it's 
done. 

468
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,920
Like this is over. 
Don't talk to that man. 

469
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,840
I'm like trying to apologize. 
I'm like you're. 

470
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,080
That's the thing. 
We're not used to this shit. 

471
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,240
We're not used to it. 
It happened to me at a gas 

472
00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:00,360
station too, where this guy is 
like, yeah, this guy, I pulled 

473
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,640
up and he came over and he was 
like, you are just the most 

474
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,960
incredibly gorgeous woman in my 
life. 

475
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,360
And I said, oh, my God, thank 
you so much. 

476
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,760
I said thank you. 
Here's the deal. 

477
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,800
It's not going to happen with 
me, right? 

478
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,080
But I don't want to discourage 
you. 

479
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,960
Same thing as you did. 
I go honestly, I think it's very

480
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,240
nice. 
Now we know we fucked. 

481
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,760
Yeah, we fucked. 
We fucked this head up because 

482
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,120
they're Paul. 
I don't know what happened. 

483
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,880
Say to you like no, I said. 
When? 

484
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,280
You said that. 
I said I want you to have 

485
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,520
courage to still go up to other 
people. 

486
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,720
I go. 
Don't let me discourage you. 

487
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,440
You. 
Can't, dude, I said. 

488
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:36,560
I said because this is really 
bold and it takes it takes a 

489
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,080
lot. 
I would. 

490
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,400
Have hit him with the fucking 
umbrella that you cleaned the 

491
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,000
thing. 
What I said too, because the guy

492
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,800
that sent me the picture, like 
on paper, like in my mind, now I

493
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:48,120
have new information. 
That must have taken a lot for 

494
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,160
him to put himself out there. 
Oh. 

495
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,640
My God. 
The way that he looks because I 

496
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:55,000
was like this man, would you 
know, bold. 

497
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,440
I truly think that like 
attraction comes from like an 

498
00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,160
energy and thing, but like on 
paper, this was not a good 

499
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,360
looking person. 
So I was like, I'm picturing 

500
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,960
like what he had to say to 
himself to put. 

501
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,800
Himself out there, yeah. 
This guy wasn't like that good 

502
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,840
looking. 
I mean they just didn't want to 

503
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,960
discourage him from like trying 
again. 

504
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,520
They. 
Probably think that we are 

505
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,720
special. 
You know what I mean? 

506
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,360
Like they're probably like funny
because they like think we're 

507
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,320
special. 
That's it. 

508
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,440
They're like stay away from 
those little blonde ones, man. 

509
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,160
Like they funny like because 
they're like, you're a beautiful

510
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,880
woman and you're like, thank you
so much. 

511
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:31,000
And then they're just like, what
is happening? 

512
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,080
This is like the last thing. 
Like they. 

513
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,560
Think that they're going to I 
guess, get something from. 

514
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,240
Us like I'm telling you when 
this man sent you that picture 

515
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,720
he's like trying to dominate 
he's like trying to make you 

516
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:45,080
uncomfortable like I did this to
you you had no say yeah and 

517
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:48,840
you're just like oh thanks baby 
thank you so much he's just like

518
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,960
oh fuck it's not what I. 
Wanted you're getting a response

519
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,680
where you're like, you know, I 
was having a bad morning and 

520
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,600
hey, like I really. 
Wasn't it is like so the 

521
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,360
response that they didn't want 
that it like probably that they 

522
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:02,000
were just like, oh, like this is
not, you know, just like this is

523
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,400
not what I wanted, which is even
better, right? 

524
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,440
You know what I mean? 
Like it's so good. 

525
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,800
It's so I didn't I guess. 
You're like, you know what? 

526
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:12,240
I don't even want your money. 
It's like wow, like that's I'm 

527
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,160
that fucking pathetic. 
Do you think like? 

528
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:18,320
That they keep going around to 
like masculine people because 

529
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,040
normally masculine people get 
upset. 

530
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:20,520
Yeah. 
I wonder. 

531
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,040
What other masculines do? 
I feel like I'm trying to think 

532
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,880
of I have this really Butch 
friend, GAIL I. 

533
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,240
It it sounds like a name for a 
really bitch. 

534
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,800
Super Bush, but I'm trying to 
think like if a guy, I mean it 

535
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,120
would just I can't picture her, 
but she's so Bush. 

536
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,000
That's the thing. 
It's like, I feel like they 

537
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,000
would just assume that it would 
make you angry because like you 

538
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,480
say like I'm a lesbian and I'm 
always going to be a lesbian, 

539
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,280
right? 
So it's like, you know, maybe 

540
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,120
they're doing it to like make 
you upset because like, this is 

541
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,360
probably the last thing you want
to see, right, Little dude, I. 

542
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,360
Know we're so caught off guard. 
Love seeing Dick pics for 

543
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,560
friends. 
That's true. 

544
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,160
Oh yeah, I would be like so 
curious. 

545
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,600
I mean I wouldn't want to see 
one of a friend unless they were

546
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,840
like is there something on my 
pee or something like that? 

547
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,840
But like, I do look at Dick 
penis pictures off sure. 

548
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,400
It doesn't face me. 
I. 

549
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:05,200
Want the penis in the porn even?
Yes, like that's like an 

550
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,440
important component of it. 
Yeah, but I don't want to 

551
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,560
necessarily be the owner of a 
penis. 

552
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:14,800
Like I am happy with my vagina. 
Like I like having both because 

553
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,320
you can't really switch the size
of your penis once you have. 

554
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:22,560
It and I know if I had, if I was
a CIS guy with like a biological

555
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,160
penis, I would be like coming 
really quickly. 

556
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,120
Yeah. 
And like I would, then you know.

557
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,200
That's fucked up. 
I came on a girl's socks one 

558
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,640
time before I even entered. 
You got too excited. 

559
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,840
I did. 
Did she? 

560
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,560
Did you just come on my socks? 
I said yes, I did. 

561
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,480
Yes, I did. 
Yes, I did. 

562
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,240
And also it's like if you come 
and you have a strap on, you can

563
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,200
come and then you just keep on 
fucking going and. 

564
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,480
Then yeah. 
It's no big, no big deal. 

565
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:46,960
It doesn't have. 
To end, you are the. 

566
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,640
Best warrior there is in the in 
the game. 

567
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,680
I feel for men with that too, 
because I'd be like, Oh my God, 

568
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,040
like the amount of like 
concentrating then thrusting 

569
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:59,440
this and all that, like it'd be 
like, but that's why I'm sending

570
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,720
them. 
Oh, good, good luck, buddy. 

571
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,240
Keep, you know, keep putting 
yourself out there. 

572
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,080
Out there. 
I'm like, I couldn't, I 

573
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,320
couldn't, I couldn't handle 
that. 

574
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,000
Oh my God, this sends. 
Me, it would actually ruin my 

575
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,080
confidence because I let my 
confidence truly comes with the 

576
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,920
pleasure of a woman. 
Sure. 

577
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:19,560
And so if I can't do what I 
really want to do. 

578
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,640
You'd have to practice all the 
time. 

579
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,280
It's but also then it's like, oh
you can then you do use your 

580
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,880
hands and oral sex. 
Give her a freaking massage and 

581
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,720
all that stuff. 
Yeah, which I still do. 

582
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,800
But like, you know. 
I apologizing a lot. 

583
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:31,880
A lot. 
Yeah, it'd. 

584
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,920
Be a lot of I'm. 
Yeah, have you ever seen Michael

585
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,520
Che had a joke? 
I remember I'm kind of 

586
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,680
paraphrasing it, but he talked 
about come quick when it come in

587
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,760
quickly and then he's like, you 
know, compliments to the chef, 

588
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:44,280
like and I just lot think that 
line is so funny where he I 

589
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,920
forget how he says it. 
He says it better than that. 

590
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,400
But like the punch line is 
compliments to the chef where 

591
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,920
he's like, I just came to it's 
like it's so good. 

592
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,200
And so I was dating a girl and 
she, that's what she said she 

593
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,680
was like, well, that's just a 
compliment. 

594
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,360
That's what she said. 
If they come Munchausen baby. 

595
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:05,880
No, the witch. 
Oh, Munchausen baby, I I did 

596
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,880
someone that was a victim of 
that, I think. 

597
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,000
No, this was. 
It's not my proxy. 

598
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,240
Oh wait, I'm. 
Not a victim. 

599
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,360
She is. 
She does it to. 

600
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,560
Herself, so it's not by proxy. 
It wasn't like being done to 

601
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:16,800
her. 
She did it to self. 

602
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,160
She is self. 
Munchausen. 

603
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:18,800
Baby. 
Yeah. 

604
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,960
So that's why we call her 
Munchausen Baby. 

605
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:25,360
Oh God, yeah. 
As I said, my dating history is.

606
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,280
We have big games, you. 
Should do a coffee table book. 

607
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,040
Oh my God. 
My God. 

608
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,440
You could do it in a way where 
you disguise their names and 

609
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,840
stuff and then do it as you're 
like closing that chapter, you 

610
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,640
know what I mean? 
Even if you just did it for 

611
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,680
yourself to be like, okay, and 
then now it's like a new 

612
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,720
chapter. 
Yeah, it would be a great 

613
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,240
chapter. 
You could put the photos of the 

614
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,880
calendar. 
That was a great calendar. 

615
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,040
I'm sorry. 
That's a great calendar. 

616
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:55,480
Is she in the calendar? 
So every single month is an ass 

617
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,120
shot. 
Oh yeah, no face. 

618
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:04,400
But it is artistic. 
It's it's very artistic. 

619
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,400
So it would be like, you know, 
October has like little graves 

620
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,120
over the booty, like and the 
arch. 

621
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,960
Oh, incredible. 
Christmas was the booty with 

622
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,800
like, tinsel. 
And curated. 

623
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,120
Gift. 
It was, Yeah. 

624
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,800
I don't even know where it is, 
but it's somewhere in my garage.

625
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,800
It's not gone. 
I don't go back and look at it. 

626
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,840
I just don't want to throw it 
away because it was so the good.

627
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,040
It's like, it's like, it's like 
a childhood project you made. 

628
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,000
Yes. 
It's also like someone in your 

629
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,440
life, like this is a thing to 
remember. 

630
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,480
Yeah, I've got all these little 
notes from my college 

631
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:34,640
girlfriend. 
I don't know where they are now,

632
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,200
but I keep them in stores 
somewhere. 

633
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,200
Yeah. 
It's like something where it's 

634
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,240
like, this is like a time in 
your life of a thing. 

635
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,960
Yeah, Want totally have. 
It's not, you know, you're not 

636
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,400
making extra blowing up photos 
of it and putting in your 

637
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,720
bedroom now and. 
It's not like she's a good 

638
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,560
person. 
So like, no, she's a horrible 

639
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,800
person. 
So it's not like I look at these

640
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,320
photos and I'm like jerking it 
to the photos. 

641
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:01,040
I just thought it was like very 
artistic, right it? 

642
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,480
Was artistic. 
We cannot like her, but we can 

643
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,440
say that was great. 
Artistic. 

644
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,720
This is the thing, you can be 
like a horrible person and have 

645
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,080
a great ass. 
That's true. 

646
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,880
Also it's like. 
That's really true. 

647
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,400
It's true. 
Everyone is going to have some 

648
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,640
redeeming quality somewhere, 
like even, but it doesn't mean 

649
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,880
you should be around them. 
Like even the most villainous 

650
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,720
villain is going to like stop 
and pet a dog. 

651
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,680
And it's like that doesn't mean 
there's still a bad person just 

652
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,480
who saw him pet a dog, you know 
what I mean? 

653
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:31,040
But it's like bad persons stay 
away, but at some point they're 

654
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,560
going to be something. 
But that can make it more 

655
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,400
complicated too. 
But it's like the good has that 

656
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,600
way the bad. 
Has to, has to. 

657
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,280
It. 
Has. 

658
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:42,360
To I can't think about the good.
I do it too much and that's what

659
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:43,400
gets me in trouble. 
Right. 

660
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,600
I think your nervous system 
tells you a lot where if you're 

661
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,080
if, if you don't, if the person 
doesn't make you feel stressed 

662
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,080
is big. 
I mean, of course you have a 

663
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,040
little bit of stress like. 
Everybody just like, you know, 

664
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,480
whatever it's called baseline, 
there's a baseline stress. 

665
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,600
Or it's like I was telling, I 
forget I was talking with a 

666
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,800
friend about this where I was 
like, even like the best 

667
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,520
relationships, you're going to 
have to sometimes do things you 

668
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,480
don't want to do. 
Yes, you have to make some 

669
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,640
compromises. 
I was like, of course. 

670
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,320
So make sure you're with the 
right person because even like 

671
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,800
the best things are like, are 
compromises involved? 

672
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,960
So like, don't do that or give 
that from someone that's like 

673
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,280
draining you, you know what I 
mean? 

674
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:22,000
My problem is is that it starts 
off being amazing. 

675
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,280
Sure, sure. 
Like very amazing. 

676
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,760
And my, you know, stress levels 
are perfectly fine. 

677
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,800
Oh, it's the a new relationship 
out of the psychiatrist once 

678
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,600
because she was like, oh, it's 
like it's the dopamine 

679
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,240
receptors. 
It's like really like doing a 

680
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:39,160
hit a new relationship. 
The high of that it's, it's, 

681
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,480
it's such a drug, or it can be. 
Yeah, it's crazy because. 

682
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,840
You're like, Oh my God, it's the
solution to my problems. 

683
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,880
It wasn't this or that. 
It's like now I met this, this 

684
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,160
other piece to it. 
But you know what's crazy is 

685
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,800
that I can maintain that high 
for a majority of the 

686
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,680
relationship. 
Months and months. 

687
00:27:55,680 --> 00:28:00,520
No years and years. 
I had a 10 year relationship and

688
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:07,200
I felt incredible like around 
this woman for a very long. 

689
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,400
Time, but that's a real thing 
too, so that was more than the 

690
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,600
initial high of the 
relationship. 

691
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,720
Yeah, no, this was like just. 
Did you like this person? 

692
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,200
She didn't know this is this is 
when I lived in New with your 

693
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,680
friend. 
This is a four blind brothers. 

694
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,160
Wow, 10 years. 
Off and on. 

695
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,560
Yeah. 
Wow. 

696
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,320
Off and on. 
Are you guys in touch at all? 

697
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,960
I've ruined that. 
Picking. 

698
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,600
Yeah, so she gets. 
So she moved upstate to go pick 

699
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,040
mushrooms and be well, and 
that's what she needed. 

700
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,480
They professionally she picks 
mushrooms. 

701
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,360
No, just as a hobby. 
OK, OK, I had tried to get back 

702
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,880
in touch with her. 
This was years later, right 

703
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,760
before I met Munchausen baby. 
Munchausen baby. 

704
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,160
Yeah, so after the therapist, 
yeah. 

705
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,760
And before Munchausen came the 
phone call to the ex and I 

706
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,160
finally got in touch with her. 
She was like, oh, I just ended 

707
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,720
with my girlfriend and I said, 
why don't you fly out to LA And 

708
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,280
she. 
So she was like thinking about 

709
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,320
it and we were chatting and 
blah, blah, blah. 

710
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:04,960
And then I met Munchausen. 
No, after for 30 days of sending

711
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:09,560
me the nudes I cracked and I 
told my ex I was like I'm going 

712
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,080
to go do this. 
And she was like, yeah, fine, 

713
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,360
whatever. 
Because she was coming under the

714
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,320
guise of maybe you guys are 
going to reunite. 

715
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,320
Maybe, maybe, I don't know. 
We're just going to say hello. 

716
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,840
We hadn't seen each other in 
forever. 

717
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,720
You wanted to be true to 
Munchausen because you were 

718
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,680
like, excited about it. 
So you're like, I better not do 

719
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,520
this. 
No, I went and I had sex with 

720
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:31,080
Munchausen but I told my ex. 
Mushroom that you were going to 

721
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,000
see. 
Munchausen baby. 

722
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,120
And I was like, I'm going to go 
do this. 

723
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,960
I'm just going to go have sex 
with this girl because that's 

724
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,960
all she wanted. 
I literally going over there 

725
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,400
like a whore to fuck her right? 
That was it. 

726
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,320
OK, and you didn't even need to 
tell Mushroom. 

727
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,240
I didn't owe her that either. 
I. 

728
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,840
Didn't, but I told her that, 
right? 

729
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,000
But I think she was more hopeful
and trying to like rearrange 

730
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,120
possibly like looking maybe for 
a job if like things worked out 

731
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,240
out here, like whatever. 
God, OK. 

732
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,320
And so then things really went 
well with Munchausen of. 

733
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,720
Course. 
They did, so then you're like. 

734
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:02,000
And so I had to call her and be 
like, look, I have to be honest 

735
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,400
with you. 
It's over, right? 

736
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,960
And I, I'm going to pursue this.
You don't live here. 

737
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,880
Like we don't even know like 
blah, blah, blah. 

738
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,760
And she was like, how fucking 
dare you? 

739
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,160
Don't ever fucking call me 
again. 

740
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,760
So that was also probably 
because she was hurt. 

741
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,840
Of course. 
Oh my God. 

742
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,760
I know. 
And then where is she now she's.

743
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,080
Where is she now? 
But what she doing now? 

744
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,000
No it hasn't. 
We got two years. 

745
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,520
No, no, Why not? 
Because we just don't go. 

746
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,640
If you really think about it, we
have different lifestyles. 

747
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:38,080
Like she's foraging mushrooms in
upstate, you know, New York, the

748
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,720
fucking sequoias. 
That's what she loves to do. 

749
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,880
She like like she I think she's 
like vegan like never mind get. 

750
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,480
Rid of her, get rid of. 
Her you've tried and also you've

751
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,520
tried it and it didn't work. 
For I no, I think that like it 

752
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:54,280
maybe could, but the problem is,
is that like what we want out of

753
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:58,160
life is so different and so it 
would be a mistake, right, 

754
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:03,880
because it was fire sex. 
Fire, I know for 10 years. 10 

755
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,280
years, a long time. 
That's a long time. 

756
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:13,120
It was like, Oh my God, like, 
and so I would do what I do 

757
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,400
best, which is be like fucking 
vaginatized. 

758
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,360
I'd be like, well, I mean, I 
can't like, and then we don't 

759
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,120
need that. 
I would be like, oh, we can fit 

760
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,480
the puzzles even though they 
don't fit you. 

761
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,320
Know. 
So I just don't think because 

762
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,120
she would look at me like I'm 
crazy. 

763
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,920
The fact that I have to like, go
out and network and this and 

764
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,640
that and blah blah. 
Would just be like she. 

765
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,000
Would be like at home, like 
fucking, you know? 

766
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,720
Yeah, like. 
She would want someone that 

767
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,720
would be with her doing that, 
which is totally fair. 

768
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,320
Serves that, yeah. 
I need somebody who would want 

769
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,200
to go out with me, like 
strategy, you know, like I want 

770
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,520
somebody that. 
You just get a premonition when 

771
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,480
someone's in the My girl. 
This girlfriend of mine in 

772
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,720
college, I remember being like, 
Oh my God, if I wanted the same 

773
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:55,080
things that she did, like she 
wanted to like live in a farm 

774
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,320
and the communal queer space. 
That's cut this girl's vibe. 

775
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,600
Oh, what a good person. 
But I was like, I, I don't want 

776
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,000
to do that, no. 
For you. 

777
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,840
Sitting one day, yeah, but it's 
like, but if I did this would be

778
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,600
so great. 
But. 

779
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,680
Yeah, but no. 
I don't. 

780
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,560
OK, I feel like what you want 
has to like align. 

781
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,440
Yeah, to some degree. 
To some degree, or at least. 

782
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,720
Be understanding. 
I mean, you're not going 

783
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,120
camping. 
No, you know how I feel about 

784
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:20,520
camping. 
You're. 

785
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,440
Not going camping and you're not
also distance does make it 

786
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,120
really hard to like just 
logistically I feel like. 

787
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:30,200
Yeah, but she was thinking about
like rearranging things to come 

788
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,840
out here, but I just don't know 
if it would have been a fit. 

789
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,440
It wouldn't, because it's like 
you need somebody who. 

790
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,120
Like she wants to go on hikes. 
Yeah. 

791
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,320
It's like, no, you know what I'm
saying? 

792
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,200
Shit like that. 
And I want to go to like luxury 

793
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:41,880
dinner. 
And eat a steak. 

794
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,640
Right. 
Yeah, and eat a steak. 

795
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,440
I love steak. 
We love steak. 

796
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,080
I love steak. 
I like a hike too. 

797
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,920
I actually don't really like 
steak. 

798
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,040
I just said that's a fit in. 
I don't really. 

799
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,520
I know you like chicken. 
You like chicken, my girlfriend.

800
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:57,400
Hates hiking, like if it's the 
right person, then it's like, 

801
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,600
OK, I'll go hiking with someone 
like it's like whatever, fine, 

802
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,040
you know what I mean. 
Like or actually my like my 

803
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,880
girlfriend likes going out 
dancing all the time. 

804
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,320
Yes, I don't really like doing 
that. 

805
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,000
But at at work, she like her 
friends are always like, Oh, 

806
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,360
it's great that like we still 
get to like be with you like 

807
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,200
that. 
Like works great for us. 

808
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,880
I'd say a couple times a year 
she'll be like, I want you to 

809
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,480
come out to this, but we're 
talking 5 * a year like Max. 

810
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,160
And then she'll be like, OK, I 
know your social battery is 

811
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,160
going to get drained. 
So like a couple hours here or 

812
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,680
she'll be like, how long can you
do this? 

813
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:25,960
Still be charming. 
Yeah. 

814
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,680
And I'll beg. 
I can give you like 4 hours. 

815
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,360
So she goes, I'm happy with 1. 
So we'll do that. 

816
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,080
And I'm like, great. 
I love that almost to an extreme

817
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,400
though, where we'll all see 
wedding invites. 

818
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,640
I'm like, do you want me to go 
with you to that? 

819
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,680
And she's like, Nope, I want to 
save you for like this one in a 

820
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,680
couple months because I you have
to be charming at this. 

821
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,560
So I don't want to spread out 
the term she's. 

822
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,000
Rationing you. 
She's but I'm like, come on, 

823
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,520
that's it. 
I'm like, I can, I can go to all

824
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,400
these and she's like, I don't, I
don't even, I don't even want to

825
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,200
try to do that. 
Like just, we'll just do a 

826
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:54,320
couple and then like ensure that
because I guess I'm, I'm an 

827
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,960
outgoing introvert and then she 
would be like a outgoing 

828
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,200
outrovert. 
I'm an outgoing introvert. 

829
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,400
Yes, that's me, which is 
probably common for people who 

830
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,800
have addiction stuff because 
like we're trying to sell 

831
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,720
soothe. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

832
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,360
Yeah. 
So, so then you just need to be,

833
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,560
you can be with someone who's 
like a different lineup than 

834
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,400
you, but they just have to, you 
have to compliment. 

835
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,960
Yes, but there's certain things 
that are kind of like things 

836
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,440
that I really want. 
Like what something I really 

837
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,320
want is I want to be with 
somebody who does go out, like 

838
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,760
go out dancing because this is 
something that is like. 

839
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,520
Important to you and it's fun. 
Yes, but like also there is a 

840
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,360
certain sensuality and 
connection that I feel with my 

841
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,360
partner when they can dance with
me. 

842
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,639
Totally. 
I get that. 

843
00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:37,440
Totally that. 
That makes sense. 

844
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,199
That's something that I didn't 
always know. 

845
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,679
And then I found it and I was 
like, this is something that I 

846
00:34:42,679 --> 00:34:44,920
need. 
Like dancing in the kitchen is 

847
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,040
like something that I see for my
life, you know, things like 

848
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,880
that. 
I'll dance in the kitchen and 

849
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,080
I'll dance at a wedding, but you
can definitely find someone that

850
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,000
wants to go out dancing with 
you. 

851
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,800
That is like because like it's 
like there's like certain 

852
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,680
pillars. 
So it's like one of my pillars 

853
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,640
that we would be like, I love 
someone that wants to go out 

854
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,920
dancing with me, but also like 
that's a fun, like what a 

855
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,200
healthy habit. 
Yeah, God forbid somebody wants 

856
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,680
to go. 
Dancing like that's awesome. 

857
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,640
That's. 
Great, I know, but I want them 

858
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,400
to be like a decent dancer. 
Total, they're out. 

859
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,760
They're out there, but also in 
LA there's so many people that 

860
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,720
like, are like, yeah, I love to 
go out dancing. 

861
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,080
Totally. 
You know, I don't think it's a 

862
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,360
hard ask. 
Also, it's great because you can

863
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,640
meet them out dancing. 
So like now you're like, great, 

864
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,240
you know what I mean? 
It's not like something where 

865
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:27,560
it's like you don't know where 
to find them. 

866
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:31,040
It's like that's like, yeah, you
know, they're out, out dancing. 

867
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,440
Look, I'm open to anything. 
I'm flaps out and I'm open, 

868
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,960
baby. 
Wide, deep and wide. 

869
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,280
Open and wide, flaps out. 
I've never heard that phrase 

870
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,800
before, and that you're the 
first person that I've heard 

871
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,120
that from is so funny. 
It literally makes me think of, 

872
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,920
you know, those people that like
they go, they look like a little

873
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,680
bean and then they jump out in 
this and they wind and they go 

874
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,200
like this. 
It makes me like think if we're 

875
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,880
grabbing our flaps and flying. 
That's how I picture it. 

876
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,960
Yeah, me too. 
That's actually what I'm seeing.

877
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,680
And for the right person, you 
won't like, you won't even need 

878
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,880
to do all that you can, you 
know, be so easy. 

879
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,800
I I wish for an easy life. 
You'll have it. 

880
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,760
I know what it feels like when 
you're like, I cannot picture 

881
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:06,600
that. 
And then it just kind of 

882
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,800
happened. 
Like I remember getting my. 

883
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,320
It was like, not just my palm, 
right? 

884
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,480
It was like my astrology, like 
everything. 

885
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
My mom had this friend Jean, and

886
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,040
she was like, she's like this 
guy, you know, she's telling me 

887
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,720
about him and she's like, but 
you can only he books a year out

888
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:19,600
in advance. 
So I'm like. 

889
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,680
I gotta go a year. 
Out he's the best so I make the 

890
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,560
appointment. 
It's just like some little like 

891
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,280
gay guy in Chelsea who was like 
you're Sagittarius like you're 

892
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:32,520
fucked or whatever, but I 
remember he was like you're 

893
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,040
going to meet he. 
I remember him saying like 

894
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,480
you're going to meet someone. 
I was like, I don't think so 

895
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,280
because I was like, how many 
times am I going to be like 

896
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,840
married between US? 
And he was like, he was like, I 

897
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,920
just see like 1 and I just who 
knows with all that. 

898
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,320
But I remember being like just 
thinking that was crazy. 

899
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,960
Like I'm like this is crazy 
because this was so not for what

900
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,800
I saw for myself. 
But then you're like, okay, 

901
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,040
things do change and like, it's 
just we can't predict it 

902
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,120
sometimes. 
Yeah. 

903
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,040
Which is one of the great things
about life, but also one of the 

904
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,520
scary things. 
Whenever I try to predict 

905
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,640
something, then I just like, I, 
I also always predict the worst.

906
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,600
Oh, really? 
Oh, yeah, I'll think I'll either

907
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:07,000
predict like something super 
fabulous, but nor or I'll like 

908
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,120
my vision will like start to get
really dark. 

909
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,800
So like, keep it in the day, 
keep it in the day. 

910
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,320
So don't catastrophize it. 
You know what I mean? 

911
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,120
Keep it in the day, keep it in 
the day or in like 5 years 

912
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,560
because like otherwise I'll be 
like oh like I'll just picture 

913
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,040
everything bad. 
Like if I know something, I know

914
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,400
it's going to happen and I'll 
say it to you. 

915
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,240
Usually, yes. 
Like if I know something is 

916
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:27,360
going to happen and I really, 
really feel at my bones, I'll 

917
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,640
say it. 
Get a premonition. 

918
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,880
Yeah, Oh yeah. 
But then I also Daydream all 

919
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,560
day. 
He's like I whenever I'm 

920
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,280
driving, I'm daydreaming. 
I'm like, not really there. 

921
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,400
Should I say that? 
But then it's, well, it doesn't 

922
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,160
mean you're a bad driver. 
It just means that you're also, 

923
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,680
you're multitasking. 
Yeah, you're multitasking. 

924
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,320
Yeah, you're talented. 
But constantly, I'm constantly 

925
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,800
daydreaming about like the 
podcast or like things like 

926
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,280
that. 
But you can picture when you get

927
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,160
a premonition for something you 
think is going to happen versus 

928
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,680
a Daydream. 
Yes, but it's more so like a 

929
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:54,280
like a example. 
I'm like, oh, did so and so text

930
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,280
you yet and you'll be like, what
do you mean? 

931
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,400
And I'm like, oh, well, they're 
going to or they have or like, 

932
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,240
oh, well, that's weird. 
I felt like they texted you 

933
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:02,400
right now, huh? 
That's and then literally they 

934
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,920
texted me an hour later. 
I believe that that is like some

935
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,800
type of like premonition, like 
yes thing you're tapping into 

936
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,560
where it's like, who knows if 
it's like extreme intuition from

937
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:14,120
like past patterns or that or 
like something even more bigger 

938
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,560
with like the cosmos where 
you're like. 

939
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,960
Or is it like just like autism 
dude? 

940
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,520
Like that's what I'm saying. 
Like what? 

941
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,280
You can. 
I think you're. 

942
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,480
Freaking recognition. 
Recognition maybe. 

943
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,320
Oh maybe. 
Like what if it is that? 

944
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,720
I'm very spiritual, but I also 
do think that like the pattern 

945
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,880
recognition then can like cause 
like extreme intuition where 

946
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,720
it's like almost is predicting 
the future because it but it is 

947
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,360
probably pattern recognition. 
Right. 

948
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:37,320
No, I actually think that you 
are dialed in in a very freaky 

949
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,360
way. 
That's very nice. 

950
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,480
I would like to think that 
sometime. 

951
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,640
No, that is actually true. 
Because the pattern recognition 

952
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,480
can literally then create that 
like you get so dialed in beyond

953
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,040
like the sphere of what most 
brains are operating in. 

954
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,480
Yeah, she's, you know, like 
she's past the percentage of the

955
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,880
brain usage she knows she is. 
What was that movie like? 

956
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,880
The Magnificent Mind. 
Beautiful mind. 

957
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,120
Beautiful mind. 
Yeah, I want to. 

958
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,560
Watch it, yeah, but I haven't 
seen it but due to the. 

959
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:04,000
Scrolling, I don't recall it, 
but I remember, I remember one. 

960
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,480
This is the thing, I just know 
little bits of things but not 

961
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,440
but there's like 1 scene where 
he's like putting all the 

962
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,160
patterns together and that's 
what it might be, is like like 

963
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,720
your brain's like doing this and
you don't even know it. 

964
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,160
I feel like it's all pattern 
recognition, like it has to be. 

965
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,760
I think you're dialed and now 
I'm going with that. 

966
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,800
Definitely dialed. 
In you guys, can't you? 

967
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,120
I mean, if you're predicting 
that type of stuff like that's 

968
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,840
like dialed in. 
Not just once. 

969
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,560
What's your Zodiac? 
What if I become schizophrenic 

970
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,760
now, Capricorn? 
I'm December, I think when we 

971
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,520
talked about I'm December 20th 
and yeah, yeah, yeah. 

972
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,560
Yeah, I'm January 5th. 
Wait, I have a question. 

973
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,560
Oh yeah. 
Does everybody ask you guys your

974
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,360
zodiacs? 
Yes. 

975
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,520
That's so funny. 
They just thought of that. 

976
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:39,480
That's. 
Really funny are you? 

977
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,960
I know that you booked with this
man. 

978
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,760
I am pretty into that. 
My girlfriend's not into it at 

979
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,840
all. 
OK so we the arts but my 

980
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,800
girlfriend's always eat it. 
All I think it's I think it's 

981
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,000
fun. 
What is she? 

982
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:54,360
She is a Capricorn. 
OK, but like with crystals, like

983
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,560
I'll have crystals and you know,
so you got to re energize your 

984
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,320
crystals, right? 
Do the crystal thing, so I do. 

985
00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,800
I have them. 
I have them. 

986
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,800
I just really, this is the way 
that I'll think of it. 

987
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,440
I'll think of it like if it's 
just say this crystal is for 

988
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,680
prosperity, then it's like 
that's the energy I'm 

989
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,400
manifesting by buying it and 
then looking at looking at it. 

990
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,880
That's what then it can mean. 
To me, like, if I have that, at 

991
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,080
least it's like a little symbol 
for me, my brain to think about 

992
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:15,400
that. 
Yeah. 

993
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,040
So I used to be much more into 
it as like a comfort thing. 

994
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,120
But then there's people where 
it's like, oh, this crystal is 

995
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,640
connected to the cosmos here. 
I'm open to that too. 

996
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,440
Now. 
My girlfriend is not at all. 

997
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,280
OK. 
But I also know about myself. 

998
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,680
I'm like, OK, I also know I'm 
really gullible. 

999
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,360
Like I know that too. 
Like if you had 10 years ago, 

1000
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,960
I've been like, no, this crystal
is connected to this person and 

1001
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,600
this like, but now I'm and you. 
Sleep with the crystals. 

1002
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,200
No, but I in the. 
Behalf I've been. 

1003
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,800
Told to put a crystal under my 
pillow. 

1004
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,760
Can't can't hurt. 
Unless you like hit. 

1005
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,120
Your head on it or fucking care.
Right. 

1006
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,240
Why? 
Let me give it a whirl. 

1007
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,920
Maybe. 
I think try anything right I am 

1008
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,480
at that point. 
Whatever. 

1009
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,400
Works at that point. 
I'm at that point. 

1010
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,440
Try anything. 
It's also can just be like, it 

1011
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,240
may be just like, like placebo 
is so powerful. 

1012
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,680
It is, yes, so powerful. 
It is like with the red light. 

1013
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,240
I really do notice some 
differences with it. 

1014
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,680
But like if it's just making me 
sit and like breathe for 5 

1015
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,920
minutes because I'm sitting in 
front of this thing great too. 

1016
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,760
Yeah. 
But like, my girlfriend's not 

1017
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,480
into it, but I'll be like, just 
don't bash the crystals around 

1018
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,040
the crystals. 
So that's how they do it. 

1019
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,320
Fuck the energy. 
That's I do believe that. 

1020
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,520
And she's like fine. 
Like I'm like, I'm like the 

1021
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,360
crystals are out charging, like 
bash away, like whatever. 

1022
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,280
And she's like, OK, but like, so
that's how we do. 

1023
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,120
Like she's like, or if someone 
else is in the apartment and to 

1024
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,280
bicker those crystals, she's 
like, yeah. 

1025
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,640
But like we're we're not going 
to talk about. 

1026
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,240
I'm like, wow, they're out. 
And I'm like, thank you. 

1027
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,240
And that's kind of how we do 
that. 

1028
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,120
But I'm not like super. 
And I'm not just saying that 

1029
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,040
like I used to be much more into
it, but I love crystals and I 

1030
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,480
like if someone is into 
crystals. 

1031
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,600
I think that's really cool. 
I have a bunch but like I don't 

1032
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,640
understand what they do but like
I have amethyst everywhere. 

1033
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,080
Love it. 
I love Amethyst. 

1034
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,320
I don't know what does either. 
Yeah. 

1035
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,680
But it's like it's, I think that
it's like supposed to be or like

1036
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,440
energy clearing or Palo Santa. 
Yeah, I have all that shit. 

1037
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,560
You know that could be where you
meet your person. 

1038
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,200
Maybe you go to like a crystal 
class. 

1039
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,240
I'm open, I'm open. 
I'm I'm also not worried. 

1040
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,520
Right. 
Well, yeah, that's true. 

1041
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:04,600
And that's also a good place to 
be. 

1042
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,000
It's not acting, absolutely. 
I'm not worried. 

1043
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,240
I'm not concerned. 
I'm really happy, like with 

1044
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,120
myself. 
You've got your the right 

1045
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,920
crystals. 
You've got the right. 

1046
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,160
Your crystals are your shoppers.
Are lined up like my shit right 

1047
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,120
now. 
I'm just about travelling, 

1048
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:24,280
working and being by myself. 
Anyways, this is we've gone so 

1049
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,960
off topic. 
Anyways, let's cap it. 

1050
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:30,040
Yeah, Emma Willman, thank you so
much. 

1051
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:33,120
Thank you for another amazing 
wild ride. 

1052
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,640
Anytime. 
Why don't you tell people how 

1053
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,360
they can find you? 
Starting March 20th, I'm going 

1054
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,640
back on tour and all the dates 
are at I am Emma willman.com. 

1055
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,520
It's gonna be a lot of fun. 
I really like the like new stuff

1056
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,280
that I've been working on. 
I'm like in a good place with 

1057
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,640
that. 
We're so excited. 

1058
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,280
Are you coming to LA? 
I don't have any dates in LA, 

1059
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,600
OK, but I've got I'm trying to 
think for West Coast dates like 

1060
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:55,600
Portland OR San Francisco, 
Arizona, but I don't have 

1061
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,800
anything in LA and I do I need 
to get that figured out. 

1062
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,720
Arizona's so good. 
I love Arizona. 

1063
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,240
Yeah. 
I love like Tucson. 

1064
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:02,200
I. 
Do Tempe. 

1065
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,360
I am doing Tempe this. 
Oh my God, they're gonna go 

1066
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,920
crazy. 
I love the dry heat. 

1067
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,080
Yeah, me. 
Too I there's something see that

1068
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,520
is a spiritual place like I love
that, like hiking in the desert.

1069
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,360
I liked that that's I love 
hiking. 

1070
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,440
I liked. 
I felt so happy doing that. 

1071
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,520
Like I'll go and be there for 
like an extra day on like each 

1072
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:19,920
end. 
And I'm like, I just like love 

1073
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:20,760
it. 
It's the best. 

1074
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,520
It's Arizona the best. 
It's the best place. 

1075
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,240
I would move there if we could. 
I would too. 

1076
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:28,640
Dry heat, wet heat, don't care. 
Like we're in heat, luxury and 

1077
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,040
land. 
I am happy. 

1078
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,120
I I feel the same way like dry 
heat. 

1079
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,200
I like dry heat the best but wet
heat finds too because like my 

1080
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:40,520
girlfriend hates like I'll go to
in Vegas in Vegas, love Vegas 

1081
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,040
and. 
We love. 

1082
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,200
Vegas. 
So she goes to Vegas a lot, but 

1083
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:48,800
like in terms of like the dry 
heatness of it, like that's a 

1084
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,240
pro. 
That is not a con. 

1085
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,200
Pro. 
For me, baby, I'm not like the 

1086
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,240
restaurant's great. 
All that, the stuff, whatever. 

1087
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:56,840
I love the dry. 
I'm walking around. 

1088
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,960
That's just, I remember I was 
just walking around. 

1089
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,400
It feels good in your bones. 
Yes, yes. 

1090
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,720
I love, I love I. 
Love to feel warm I. 

1091
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,040
Have a friend Esther, who shot 
us, Esther Steinberg. 

1092
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:10,200
Her and her husband Noah moved 
to Vegas from LA and they are so

1093
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,200
happy. 
That would be my. 

1094
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:15,880
Dream and they have an awesome 
life like beautiful house like. 

1095
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,240
They're luxurious. 
You know what else? 

1096
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:18,440
Is so great. 
It doesn't matter. 

1097
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,680
It's like, it doesn't matter the
age too. 

1098
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,040
It's like you could be, you 
could be like 80 years old, 

1099
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,520
obviously, like, you know, at 80
what my plans are. 

1100
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,920
But for most 80 year olds, 
there's always something to do. 

1101
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,880
I know there's always something 
to do. 

1102
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,160
There's a concert, there's a 
show, there's some kind of, you 

1103
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,800
know. 
Good food, Good food Putter 

1104
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,640
around your little golf cart. 
Yeah, I, I the reason probably 

1105
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,400
I'm trying to stay healthy is 
like, I just want to get to that

1106
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,200
point too, because like, then 
that feels safe to me too, 

1107
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,680
because, like, the pressure's 
off. 

1108
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,840
You're looking back snow Coulda,
woulda, shoulda you go if you 

1109
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:50,160
can close those 80 to 100, 
watching TV, talking with your 

1110
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,960
friends, cooking. 
And it's like, yeah, we could do

1111
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,120
all those things now, but I just
in picturing when I'm 80, get a 

1112
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,720
little dog. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1113
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,840
And I know it's like, well, what
stopped me from doing that now I

1114
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,200
don't know. 
But I just feel like when I'm 

1115
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,320
80. 
It's just relax. 

1116
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,480
It's relax. 
You know, when you're 80. 

1117
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,080
When I'm 80, yeah. 
That's how I feel when I'm 

1118
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:06,800
eighty. 
Shoot up. 

1119
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,280
That's what I'm doing. 
Relax. 

1120
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,880
That's my version. 
So you'll be in the little golf 

1121
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,080
cart that's driven. 
Around. 

1122
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,600
That's your dog, that's your 
dog, that's your little dog. 

1123
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,960
That's my white crusty dog I 
want so badly at 80 or. 80 

1124
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,920
people, you can just say that 
it's because you're old. 

1125
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,960
No one needs to know you're high
out of your fucking mind. 

1126
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,360
That's. 
Just like shit. 

1127
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,640
Yeah, she's, you know. 
She's 80. 

1128
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,800
You're just like exactly. 80 
Yeah, you can do whatever you 

1129
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,240
want. 
You can. 

1130
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,280
Say what you want. 
What, She's 80? 

1131
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,720
Like Are you sure? 
I think she's like high out of 

1132
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:35,600
her mind on heroin and meth and 
crack. 

1133
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:40,880
Like, Nah, she's just she's. 
She's living, let her be sorry. 

1134
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,920
Ohh I always do that. 
Alright, thank you so much. 

1135
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:43,800
I'm a woman. 
Time. 

1136
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:44,440
Thank you.