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Cast history and yesterday, bygone babes.
That was one of our almost titles for the podcast.
We need to read those someday. Hmm.
When. But we had like 30, yeah ideas
for this podcast it took a while to come up with the name.
Yeah yeah. So we talked about the real-time
lines of famous relationship. Oops, we do have fun with it.
We you know, have our conversations little tangents.
I think like the thing is we really Think about your own
values and opinions and talk about other people's
relationships. That's true.
A lot of philosophical questions that I had to ask.
Yeah, so not just the facts. There aren't any facts.
Yeah, but not just affects, not just the facts, the stories.
Yeah. So if you just want to straight
up, fact podcast, this isn't for you.
Mmm. Yeah.
But there will be a lot of fact, by the way.
I'm Kel and I'm Mel and we're cousins and this is a Mel
episode. Hmm?
Well Mel's hosting. It smells leading it.
Yes this is different from every single other episode of ever
done before because this couple is quite positive.
Wow. There wasn't much drama which
was really refreshing. Not to spoil it.
I mean, there might be a little bit of drama but For the most
part. It didn't leave me feeling sad
at the end, so that's good. Yeah.
And this we had gotten requests that people wanted to hear about
a love story. That was a little bit more
uplifting. So this is, It's a change for
us. Yeah, no divorce.
No death. Mmm, no.
I mean, there's it's not perfect.
Yeah, but So far things are going well.
That's nice. It's between Ashton Kutcher and
me lacunae, who's that? They both starred in That 70s
Show as Kelso, Michael Kelso, and Jackie Burkhart for eight
seasons from the late 90s, to the 2000s.
And you guys probably know them. But yeah, their stories like
really cute. Like I remember when they first
got together, I thought it was like too good to be true.
So cool. It just seems like it's meant to
be so obviously, you're the expert now.
You do a research, mmm. All I really know about them is
that they were on the show together.
Yeah. And then he's at anymore.
Yeah, she was with Macauley Culkin, for a long time and Then
the two got together years later.
Yeah. How many years later?
But many years later? Yeah, many years later, they had
known each other for 20 years before getting together, which
is crazy. I know it sounds silly, but I
kind of in my mind, I've relate to that couple.
I was thinking about that. It's not as dramatic, but just
that, I had a huge crush on my current boyfriend in college and
we were friends, but then we kind of lost touch and we didn't
talk for five years, and then we reconnected.
And now we're together. So, I literally was thinking
about that, like, this loves or like, really makes me feel like
sometimes Times things are just meant to be you just never know
what might happen. Like who might come back into
your life. Yeah, years later.
So like if you're sad about something just think like maybe
20 years from now you've got together.
Yeah maybe it's just not the right time 100%.
I really do think. Hmm.
You just kind of got to let the universe.
Come. What may sometimes?
Yeah, yeah I have like a soft spot for I don't know a ton
about them yet. But I have a soft spot for them
for that reason. I think you'll really like them.
I think he will. I know, isn't it crazy?
It's like even thinking about like not to like talk about your
relationship but like there could be someone who you think
that that is like not an option or what?
Yeah anymore. Yeah.
Seems like they didn't even really consider it in the past
and then to do that time Jump like what were their past
selves, think about it, you know, it's crazy.
I think about that all the time. Oh my gosh.
At different stages in my life. I think my younger self would be
like my when I first met him, if I knew about this, I'd be like,
wow! Oh my gosh!
So happy that I think little later I'll be kind of like, what
the fuck? Like, ya know a crazy thing
about Kelly and her boyfriend getting together.
Is it was like during the pandemic, okay?
I hope it's okay for like, say this.
We literally were just talking about him.
I know this is another to me like a sign here.
That like God exists is like, we were just talking about him
randomly. Yeah.
One day because like, you were reading your old?
Yeah animals. Yeah.
Because it was the pandemic and there's like, nothing to do with
reading my old Diaries, and then what, like, a week later, he
just like reached out to. Yeah, that's so crazy.
And you hadn't seen him in how long, I think five years you
didn't see him in a few of years.
Yeah, I was nervous. It's you guys were friends.
Yeah. But there was feelings there.
Yeah. But then nothing really ever
happened. No.
And then they kind of drifted apart.
Yes. Dated other people.
Yeah. Graduated college.
Yeah, didn't really talk anymore.
Never talk to anyone ever done. Yeah.
Randomly. During the pandemic, she's
reading her journals. Where it being like, Oh Yeah.
Remember him, like, remember that time in your life?
Mmm. Oh week later.
He messages our and they go out on a date.
Yeah. It doesn't happen with everybody
though. You know, like there have been
people, I think about and they don't come back.
So yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, well but you didn't even
know that you were like, manifesting know anything.
No, you had no idea. I do remember saying this, like,
who is kind of like giving me feelings like yeah, I was like
getting a crush on him again by reading my diary just because
it's like a literally, like, I really think there's like an
invisible hand controlling it that there were like You're
Gonna Take It. You Diaries in the Greek night
year old feeling? Yeah, it's crazy.
What shadowing? I know they don't mean.
There's so many other things going on, too.
Like I I don't I can't get into the whole thing, but it's just
crazy thing about everything. Yeah, could have prevented that
I know. Yeah.
Same, I'm guessing same formula and Ashton hmm that everything
had to fall into place. Yeah, exactly.
This is why it's humanly people go through breakups and stuff
and everyone's like, oh, like there's Reason to happen.
Like you can't see the bigger picture.
It's like you had breakups before that point, that if that
breakups and happened you and Charlie would have never gone
together. It's true.
Mmm. So the universe has your by, you
know I'm saying? This is if I believe about like
I literally have no idea. Well, that's the thing you still
don't know. Exactly.
It's nice to wonder. Yeah.
So Mel, before we get into their story, what three words would
you use to describe? I would say supportive.
Oh, Playful and mature. Wow, a positive word, our don't
usually get that I know watch they get like divorce next week.
I'll be so sad to the okay good. Who are they, who are they?
So Christopher. Ashton Kutcher is his name.
He went by Chris like up until he was famous.
Is Kutcher? Yeah.
Not as I don't know, doesn't sound as good as Ashley
scripture. Yeah, it's hard to size.
Catcher the tongue twister? Yeah, Ashton's a cool name.
Yeah, mmm. Good town.
Yeah, it's, he is born. February 7th 1978 in.
Can you discuss what state you think he's from?
I really don't know. So, I might make a fool of
myself gets in here. And Kansas kind of clothes.
He's from Iowa. Oh, it's that close.
Kind of middle of the country. Yeah.
Why did you make me guess? Anyway yeah his mom died and she
worked at Procter & Gamble and his dad Larry was a factory
worker nice. He has an older sister.
I don't know how to say this to whishaw to shh, how do you spell
it? Tau sha unless I typed it wrong
a you, Tau Tasha go Tasha. That's probably what it is.
I might have typed interesting and he's a fraternal twin
brother, Michael, who Michael has had a lot of health problems
throughout their life. He was born with a heart
condition and needed a heart transplant at a young age and he
has three real quality as well. I didn't know that.
Hmm. Yeah he actually recently did
like a TV show or something with his like a docu-series or
something with his brother because I guess his brothers
health issues really huge point of anxiety for him in his
childhood. Like he was always worried.
His brother was going to die you know as a twin that tub.
Yeah. Poor Ashton, they numb and I
think in many regards to it might be tough to be.
Michael is twin brother where it's like your twin is this like
really good-looking famous guy. Yeah.
You're you know, like at home with health issues that does
suck their family moved to from Cedar Rapids to Homestead, Ohio
in the middle of Ashton's high school and he did school plays
but he wasn't that serious about Doing or anything like Brad
Pitt. He also suffered suffers from
rosberg, no xia. The facial recognition?
Yeah, really. Wow, I didn't know that was so
common, they both can't remember faces.
That's crazy, you know. I wonder if that guy never mind
what it is. Okay, well because he cheated on
Demi Moore quite frequently throughout their marriage.
And I was going to say, I wonder if that's why you just don't
know this kid. You couldn't remember his ways.
Yeah, you're married. Right?
Yeah, they were, I would like to cover them to.
Yeah. Their marriage is not as
positive as this one seems, but it's interesting.
Yeah, exactly. That's what makes it
interesting. Sorry during his senior year, he
was arrested for breaking into his high school at night to
steal money with his friends and he was on probation for three
years and had to do 180 hours of community service and his
girlfriend at the time. High school broke up with him
because of it and he lost his college scholarship.
Wow, little rebel. I know but a guy like that must
have seemed like a low point in his life.
He's Goin. No.
Where ya at true? I've recovered.
Yeah, we really do. Yeah.
Wow. God, he attended the University
of Iowa in 1996 and majored, in biochemical engineering, but he
was kicked out of his dorm for being too wild and Loud Ashton.
Yeah. Oh my God, he's a party boy.
Who hated him? I know.
So this is during his sophomore year.
Year or junior year of college. Ashton was approached by a
modeling Scout at a bar and was encouraged to enter the fresh
faces of Iowa, modeling competition.
Why does that always happen? I know that keeps happening.
They just get noticed. Yeah, I call it.
Yeah, without trying, I know that can't be that easy.
And he won the competition and the prize was a free trip to New
York City where he was then signed by a modeling agency and
started to appear in. Commercials and then started
going by his middle name. Ashton wow.
And then things moved pretty quickly for the 19 year-old
Ashton, he moved to Los Angeles and had his first audition ever.
Her TV show called That 70s Show.
Wow. Landed it, those his first
acting audition. You got the part?
Wow. I feel like it's because he kind
of is my Google's own away like he is very goofy and at that
time, like he was so wild, very like boisterous, he just was the
part. Mmm, Mila Kunis has her name is,
Melina Marco vona, kunas. She was born very far from here,
in turn, turn to this t, a Ukrainian City. which at the
time was a part of the Soviet Union, her family speaks Russian
and I feel like I've heard her described herself as Russian
before like not nowadays like she used to say that she was
Russian but now just identifies as Ukrainian right Her family is
Jewish their descendants of Holocaust Survivors.
Her mom Elvira was a physics teacher, her dad Mark was a
mechanical engineer, and she also had an older brother
Michael. But when she was seven years
old, her parents decided to immigrate to the United States
on a refugee Visa, due to the anti-Semitism anti-Semitism in
the USSR at the time so that they could have a better future.
But her parents had like pretty good jobs.
Like I said they had to give those up and they had to get rid
of their degrees and they only because of like the rules or
something. They could only bring the
equivalent of two hundred and fifty dollars in cash the United
States. Wow, even though they had like a
good amount of money back My gosh.
I know that's crazy, and because of the culture, at the time,
Mila's parents didn't tell her that she was moving to America
until they like Artie were there.
Oh, my God! It has said that, that was a
really traumatic experience for her to leave.
And that the entire first year in the country.
She doesn't remember it at all. Wow.
How old did you say she was in the truth seven.
So that's a good chunk of time to like, yeah, have Memories.
Wow I feel like a lot of people emigrated here from the USSR or
former USSR around that time. Yeah yeah wow I know good things
she did because it's like it's really sad.
Like yeah, who knows what could have happened if she hadn't.
So At age, 9 Mila began, taking acting classes.
At the Beverly, Hills Studio, where she signed was signed by
manager. Susan Curtiss.
And well, I think the Traders later.
Yeah, I think she began acting lessons because she was so shy
and like they move their, she didn't speak any English
whatsoever. I think it was like to help her
with her English too. Hmm.
Sean used to do acting classes when he was really because he
was so shy. Yeah, my brother, I didn't know
that. Yeah, it's like a thing that
like schools recommend if a kid has like extreme shyness.
Interesting. Like I should have done that.
Yeah, I think the day I should have to.
I wasn't that shy but like it would help me in the long Mila
claims that her parents spent $890 Dollars on the acting class
even though they only had nine hundred dollars in their bank
account, I kind of don't 190. Yeah.
Like they only had ten dollars, I kind of don't believe that.
I hope not something that they may be told her and she believes
but like that's not believable, anecdote or her brother said
that or something. Yeah, I feel like there's a lot
of things from my childhood that I remember and then I realized
wasn't really true. Yeah.
Just kind of made it up. Yeah.
Like that's an impressive story. Yeah, that can't be true.
The only had ten dollars responsible on a nine year, olds
acting class. That doesn't make sense.
Maybe they had like nine hundred dollars set aside for her and
they spent almost all of that on the acting lessons.
Yeah. And maybe they paycheck to
paycheck. Yeah.
So they like Only had eight hundred and ninety or $900 at
the time. Hmm, But like they're about to
get paid on Friday and get another $900.
He maybe, was it one lesson was 890 or cumulative.
All of the lessons, added up to it.
I think all of them out of. Yeah.
But it was he's but that's it was a good investment because
she did land her first audition for a Barbie commercial cute.
Yeah, it's really, it's actually on YouTube.
It's Really cute. And then she did a Lisa, Frank
commercial. And then she had small
appearances in TV shows like Days of Our Lives Baywatch and
Seventh Heaven. Oh yes.
Yeah. And she also had small roles in
films like Gia Santa with muscles and Honey.
I Shrunk, the Kids Jessica Biel, okay, that's crazy because in
the Jessica and Justin Timberlake episode So, Jessica
Biel was on 7th, Heaven and weren't we talking about how
Mila may have had something with Justin Timberlake.
Yeah, during friends with benefits or wasn't no strings
attached Friends with Benefits. Those two movies are so symbols
above, come on. Yeah.
Oh really? Yeah.
Cuz Ashton's and NOS 0. Why were they both in the same
weird? And because Natalie Portman was
inbox Wong. On the same little bubble, it's
literally the same exact, so weird so weird.
It'd be like if one of them was in Bug's Life and one of them
was an ant's. Yeah.
Nicki. Don't like the same.
Like, yeah. Zootopia secret life of pets.
Yeah, I just always happened. I know, always movies that
there's like a duplicate similar mirroring movie.
I know, I feel like it's like because they're just like, so,
On point with Trends and the point that the studios are both
predicting, what audiences want the same time?
Yeah. I feel like that even happens
with like Princess Diana movie Young trees and things coming at
the bio pics. Like those are coming out all at
the same time. Yeah, I feel like there was like
something recently like was like, okay too many of these.
What was it, aren't they? Making another Elvis movie.
Looks like they are Yeah, that's way too much.
Is a different Studio. I'm not sure.
Probably It's like supposed to be more of a focus on Priscilla.
Yeah. For a while I felt like there
was like too many TV shows or stuff for our age that were like
about like after Hannah Montana like about celebrities or yeah
you're like it's like yeah bands kids who sing iCarly like a some
kind of star. Yeah Dancing.
Yeah. And then they started to be like
more like web show. Things after iCarly, there's a
Dog with a Blog. Oh, I never saw that.
Yeah, actually. Don't have the height on hadn't
seen either, and for a long time, I think after the success
of Pretty Little Liars, were a lot of teen shows that were like
mysterious? Yeah.
Yes. So true.
I don't know Riverdale. What's going on, dark show?
Yeah, obviously vampires. Like, there was hunting vampires
at once. So seconds.
Yeah, makes sense. I didn't know.
The studio is like, really didn't know.
Yeah. These are going to be exactly
the same. I did see both of them but not
since they first came out. Be kind of fun to watch them
again. Yeah, II think I liked Friends
with Benefits better, they can remember, they're both exactly
the same. So interestingly enough, unlike
most kids child actors. Mmm, Milas parents never once
took any money from them at all. Are from her?
Yeah, wow. Like She says that to this day,
her parents will not let her pay for anything for them.
Like she can't even take them out to dinner, they still pay
every single time, that's admirable.
That's I like that. Yeah, and her parents like, just
live in like a regular condo at the same condo that they moved
to. And they first came here, I
mean, it would be nice if you could give her parents
something, but I like that third.
I don't know sticking to them their guns.
Yeah we're your parents. You know you're the kid.
Yeah. It's really.
Yeah like if she goes to like a restaurant they pay ya.
Wow. Crazy.
And I think I must have an influence on me.
Like I feel like that kind of makes her more down-to-earth.
She seems down-to-earth from what I know she still hangs out
with like like her parents don't have a lot of money because like
they don't accept any money from her, they're just Like regular
people. I think her mom owns a pharmacy
or something. Wow, That's gonna be like, Anna
Baker. Oh, I'm 13.
This is too much too many references, but, yeah, that must
make really, really normal. Yes, she's just around normal
people. Normal people do their best.
Mmm. And then so at age, 14 Mila
audition for the fox sitcom. That 70s Show during pilot
season. She said she didn't even want.
Feel like Regent M. Got it.
And the casting directors were looking for someone who is 18
years old at the time. But Mila originally lied about
her age by saying that she would be 18 on her birthday and in the
final rounds, they learned that Mila was actually 14 because she
needed a tutor on set, but by the time they thought, but by
that time they already thought that she was the best person for
the role. So she won the part.
Anyway, crazy, it's only 14, I know in Ashton.
Has 19. Okay, so there's a big age
difference which is a big reason why they don't get together when
they're younger. So they meet in their cast as
the on and off boyfriend and girlfriend, Michael Kelso and
Jackie Burke are on the TV show. Did you watch that 70s Show?
I never watched it in order or anything like that.
I would just sometimes see it on TV.
I went through a phase like I think in middle school where I
watched every episode, it's good.
Yeah. But I didn't actually like their
characters together. I preferred Jackie with hide,
like, I really shipped that couple like I would watch like
one of them. Really.
Yeah. Spoiler spoiler alert.
Who does she end up with in the end?
I got it. Well, what she ends up in the
actual TV show with bears, which what?
No. So dumb.
Yeah. It's like they didn't even have
like He had a crush on her face, like, throughout the show, but
he was like, you know, started, anyone who loves her with us,
but why? No, nobody loves her, okay.
That's how I feel about Rachel and Joey.
I know some people like them, but I hate it.
Rich me, Joey, friends, so they got together.
Yeah, I did a lot of the last didn't end up together, but in
like the last season, they dated why it's?
Yeah, I didn't know that it really feels to me feels like
The writers didn't know what to do.
Did Joey ever have a thing with Phoebe?
No, that would have made more sense.
I know just put them together. That's great in and my sister
controversially likes them together real.
She kind of has a soft spot for Joey.
Feel I know I know anyway. Yeah, no, I hate her with us but
so spoiler, they have that 90 show, okay?
In the 90 show that I haven't seen anything about that yet.
Yeah, it's coming out. I think this month.
I've never even seen. So this was Stir or commercial
or any. I think they're just announced
the trailer like last week. But this is actually really
topical because that's coming. Oh yeah, you do that on purpose?
No, I think, by the time this up, I think the week this
episode comes out that show comes out.
Wow, that's a really, really good.
Good marketing. Um, yeah, the in that show the
reboot, their characters are together interesting apparent.
How would that have happened? I don't know.
Like, I guess they reconnected years later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she I must have broken up
with buzz but I sit her and hide were my favorite couple on that
show because they're like, Polar Opposites and have like a
love-hate thing and really cute. Yeah I didn't really watch it in
depth so I feel like I don't have an opinion.
Hmm But yeah due to their age difference there wasn't anything
romantic between them offset and I have a clip of Mila talking
about how Ashton was her first kiss ever.
Whoa. All right, let's hear it.
I'm not eight years. Eight years 70, show changed my
life forever. Yeah no I think it is
unbelievable to me that Ashton Kutcher was on That 70s.
Show he Was your first real kiss, not kiss on the cheek on
that show and and yet it wasn't a romantic relationship ever,
right? There was no romance there.
No, because remember I'm 14, he's 19.
I mean, if there's something very well that's weird.
You kissed him when he was there was that be clear.
He had to kiss me. I don't know who it's weird or
for the night. Young kids in the 1400, the
fourth year old, I like my nerves.
Oh my god. Do I remember this Ambani Turner
who created our show was so wonderful because I was so
nervous about the entire experience and Was very well
aware as I think the entire crew was she bought me perfume and
lotion and was watching your teeth.
Like she was like, this always made me feel pretty and I was a
good idea and I like doused myself with all of this.
So you were a vampire bride having to go, you know, it.
But Ashton, Ashton being the good looking Suave, guy that he
is that I would think that for you, it would be like, oh my
God, you must have had a little crush on him or something.
The crazy part, and I say this and nobody believes me, but I
believe you. Thank you Howard.
Yes, I never They looked at him as somebody that was good
looking. I never look at him.
Somebody that wasn't. I just was like, here's like a
guy that I'm working with for eight years and he's really
smart and I had to do chemistry and he was better chemistry than
I was. So he helped me with my
chemistry homework and when I was grounded, he would drive me
home. Like he was.
You think he was attracted to you?
Oh my God. No, listen.
You know, I'm a little bit. I can promise you, he was not
attached to a 14 year old child. So when you get a script when
you get a script and she's funny But isn't that crazy?
What that's her first kiss. I think she married him.
That is crazy. That's so like Written in the
Stars cute that she has to kiss him.
A 14 has no idea that that's going to be the man that she's
going to marry someday create. It's so cute and that is really,
really sweet. I would be so nervous if I was
14 years old because someone that much older than you.
Yeah, I wonder if there's people who are like gonna be happy,
Problem with it. What do you mean?
People were going to like she's 14 years old makeup together?
I don't know. I do think it is kind of creepy,
but I think I'm surprised that I don't know if she's revising it
or something because I feel like when, when I was a freshman in
high school, like my friend, a to seniors that still younger
than 19, I guess. But we were more like amazed
than no one was disgusted. Yeah.
Wow. Yeah.
Now I think it's weird but like, no, I think if I was four Teen,
like I would have had a crush on him.
Yeah. Because like that's the first
person I ever kissed. Like I would I believe her
though. Yeah.
Yeah, well, it was it guys.
If anyone is criticizing that it was a job.
Yeah, exactly. It's just a kiss.
Yeah, it was only a kiss. Yeah.
What did he think? Has anyone ever asked him?
There's no way to know. I don't think he has been asked
that question, actually. It might be too greedy.
I feel like a more offensive if he was like, I never looked at
her as he was good-looking. Never double standard there.
Yeah, like it's okay for women, maybe, maybe rightfully.
So just I don't know in response to how women have always been
treated. But just there is a double
standard where women can say men aren't attractive or they're not
into him whatever and it's like okay yeah.
I feel like if yeah. If he said no, I I never saw her
as someone good-looking people would blow up about a really
good vibe. Yeah, I could picture.
Howard Stern. Asking him like doodoo.
Oh yeah. Crush on him.
Did you wanna? I don't know.
Take on a date but maybe it's. He is like men typically.
See women as Like attractive beings anyway.
Mmm, more than more so than we like women.
See men typically you know. Yeah yeah like I think it's
harder for as and When Harry Met Sally, he says it's harder for
the man to really just be friends.
Yeah, yeah I do not in my case. So yeah, the two dated other
people throughout the course of the From 1998 to 2001, Ashton
dated January Jones and wow, in 2009.
She actually told GQ magazine that she had dated someone who
was very unsupportive of her acting career.
And we're tell her that she's not a good actress and she never
said it was Ashton, but people think is obvious that is about
him maybe. Doesn't really make him.
Look that good. Then in February of 2001.
This is crazy. Okay, I haven't started dating a
22 year old. Fashioned student named Ashley
elron and later that month, the month that he started dating
her, she was murdered in her La apartment.
Oh my God. Serial killer named Michael
gargery Lou. This is so sad and tragic ever.
Heard of that. I know it's crazy.
She was stabbed. 47 times in her apartment, just before Ashton
was going to pick her up to go, to kidding me.
No to go to the Post Grammys after-party.
And so he showed up at her door and knocked on the window or
knocked on the edge as oh yeah, he showed up at her door, rang
the doorbell and she didn't come to the door.
And so then you look through the window and he saw, according to
his testimony, like a pool of blood, he discovered the murder
scene. Well, he didn't know it was
blood, he thought it was a puddle of red wine.
He said because they had partied a lot.
And so he was like, it wasn't weird to see something like
that. So then when he just left, yeah,
he just left. It's okay window.
He saw the blood God. That's he didn't think anything
of it. It.
You just left. That is insane.
That's one of the worst things that could ever happen to you.
I know, seriously. So, literally, traumatizing.
I know seriously. I think it kind of worst thing
I've ever heard on this podcast. I know really.
I think it kind of like is a little bit awkward because like
he just started dating like it wasn't someone.
He like new super well but it was really upsetting obviously
wow. Mmm.
Unfortunately he was never considered a suspect like I feel
like I mean unfortunately unfortunately, oh because I
thought you said unfortunate literally my first read it.
I was like I was like assuming because he was close to this
case. Yeah he was never considered a
suspect and he gave a testimony in the trial and everything.
It's like also he showed up at the scene like this is kind of
crazy. That is crazy.
The killer he got the death penalty.
Wow. Because he killed a lot of other
people, too. That's so scary.
Yeah. And Eric California has the most
serial killers of any state. Does it really?
Yeah. It seems like that kind of
stuff. Always happens on the west
coast. It's not the West Coast thing.
So wild was people just can't get that phrase out of their
head. Yeah, seriously but that was
here, I shouldn't make like oh, that well.
So then Then he dated another Ashley like I think a month or
two later name is Ashley Scott and they did it for nine months.
I don't know what happened there.
Also in 2002 Mila began dating Macaulay Culkin and they dated
for the next nine years. Wow, I would like to cover them
to. Yeah, so meal is 18 and he's
Ashton is now 24 years old, which doesn't seem as big of an
age difference anymore. Hmm and so around this time
where Ashton is dating like Ashley Scott and Those dating
Macaulay Culkin, they both appear on the Rosie O'Donnell
show and I talked about how as she was known as first kiss, and
I thought was kind of cute stuff.
Let's hear it. Why someone bet you made with
Danny about our first kiss? No, what's the first kiss?
No, it was not the first week, let me tell you what.
No, no, no. You're making it sound like it
was like really okay Dan, we had a little side bet going.
Yeah, which was Absolutely. Yeah.
So did he bets me like 20 bucks that I wouldn't do it and of
course, I'm like, yeah, sure. What to do?
Yeah. And the cops showed up and he's
a pretty much. They should have did it.
I swear, I swear. So did we never did it.
So I think he tried by the. Yeah, yeah, you did the old
teeth block. Yes, yes.
You didn't have to just admit it.
She would know that was not the first you to turn 15 by that.
She was 12 right now. It's that one year makes the
whole world change. All right then we're home.
Oh my gosh the kasturi. Are you so cute screaming?
Yeah, their passion. They have such a funny banter
like it's hard for me to believe that they were into each.
Other said he was attractive. She dead.
Went back on what she said. I think she's like kind of Lies
a little bit. They were so riled up.
That was so cute. It was really fun to watch and
hear for the listen. I could see some people getting
a little upset about the tongue forward thing, but she says it
didn't happen. So yeah, that's okay.
I feel like she would remember. Yeah, that's so cute.
How he was like I so did I know 15 by that, but again, It's a
job. It's a job.
Yeah, is weird. Didn't like in Adventureland
like wasn't Kristen Stewart. She's like a sexy with like Ryan
Reynolds and she like underage then.
Yeah. But it's a sexy and I don't know
how that works but it's not literally say yeah, exactly.
I mean technically not illegal to like make out.
No it's not with like someone. Well I wouldn't recommend it.
Yeah it's it's for acting is for the craft.
Yeah that was so cute though and it sounds like it didn't happen.
Anyway, I feel like she would remember Her because it was her
first kiss. Yeah, you can tell how close
they are. Yeah, with each other.
Yeah. Especially with the rest of the
cast to its kind of. I wish I liked was on a TV show
like seven years and like became like funds with the cast's.
Yeah but it doesn't always work out that way.
I know people aren't friends and they drift apart.
Yeah. Yeah seems like such a good
bonding experience. I was really got along with my
co-workers like that you know. I know it's not the same.
Well, we went to school. That's true.
I guess what? That closet.
Yeah, so Ashton. Then after that year in 2003,
who dated his Just Married co-star, Brittany, Murphy for
five months, and then, later in 2003, at just 25 years old, he
began dating Demi Moore, who was 41 at the time and had 3
daughters. And that was like, people
couldn't believe Leave that. Wow.
And they then got married on September 25th, 2004.
Wow! That is interesting.
I feel like he was like, really known for that.
Like, I feel like people who he was didn't watch That 70s.
Show knew him because he was married to me more.
And he did punked. Oh yeah.
Yeah. That was called.
Yeah, like hidden camera. Yeah.
So King And he's in, Dude, Where's My Car?
I've never seen. I never cheated her brother.
Doesn't I used to see it at the videos, the door when we were
little, I don't know why. It is always remember that movie
being there. He definitely was known as being
a Rowdy type of guy in the early 2000's.
Yeah. Like really, but like fun and
like, kind of like a goofball. Yeah, but it's fine because he
is really, really smart like yeah.
But he did play people who weren't that intelligent.
Yeah. He does here.
Yeah. Like he was going to school for
biochemical engineering. Hmm.
You got Typecast. Mmm.
Yeah. And his relationship with Jimmy
Moore from the outside seem very happy but despite their are
despite their age Gap. But in the Memoir that Demi
Moore released like two years ago, three years ago, she
revealed that it was a really tumultuous time period and that
Ashton would frequently cheat on her and have like encouraged her
to have threesomes. Oh yeah in order to like cheat
on her more. Hmm and he was like, really
Stan, I think later in their marriage and it just like wasn't
good and to me was like, drinking a lot and stuff.
No, no I mean that's just her store like her perspective on
what his has but it's interesting because I feel like,
I don't know, lately on the internet, these people love to
talk about age gaps and you would think that the older
person, yes, more so-called power or something.
Maybe that's just one. It's the man but like, it's
interesting. That she's saying.
That seemed like he had more Sway and things.
I think he definitely did cuz like I think a big problem in
their marriage is so she had a miscarriage at like six months
and that was obviously yeah. It was a really traumatic and
then I think they were trying to get pregnant for a really long
time. And so she felt like really
unworthy because she was older, so it's obviously harder for her
to get pregnant and I feel like there must have been like a part
of her that thought he was absent because of that.
Yeah, I think the Dynamics are so interesting and I think older
women, I don't know. I think they do feel more
insecure about their age like, I don't know.
I just the same as yeah. Older man with the young.
It's not at all because I for her was like I can't provide a
child for you. Yeah.
And like that's kind of it's like a biological desire that
men have. Yeah, that's sad.
Hmm. That's interesting though.
Yeah, it looks sets the scene for like when him and Mila we'll
get together later, I think. But yeah.
So like they re like friends, like, obviously on That 70s
Show. And after 2005, Ashton pranks
Mila in an episode of Punk'd actually.
Oh, and I feel like The Vibes were very silly and playful.
And that episode like, when she finds out, she's like, oh my
God. And like, he runs over and picks
her up and like, spins around. She like hits him with her
purse. Yes, very cute.
Punk was big. I don't know if you remember but
I feel like back then that was a were people used a lot in
reference to the show. Like, if something crazy was
happening, maybe like, am I being Punk'd?
Yeah, a cultural phenomenon. He was the host.
Yeah, yeah, I wonder if he really came up with the pranks
or if you just Carried them out. Yeah, I'm gonna guess he didn't
come up with them all. At least, we probably can
contribute his episode where so she speaks Russian and so, she's
like walking on the street and then there's like this Russian
mom and like daughter who are speaking Russian and they're
like puppy like fell down a hole or something.
And Is to be the translator for this guy who's like, helping get
the dog and then the guy is just like, for reading her and stuff,
and she like starts screaming at the guy.
No way. Yeah.
I think so Ash. And then she finds out she's
being Punk'd. The only embarrassing.
I know. It's crazy.
I always wanted to be accidentally on that show.
That was on the news. What would you do?
My mom. My mom is always like, Anytime
she's in some social situation, don't get involved.
Don't get about. What if John can, you
know? Because he had a knife and he
was going to do the guys in the knife War.
Now I have to make this explicit and they always, I don't know
how it comes out. No none anchor.
It lets you like choose per episode but I don't know if they
all know. Yeah.
Oh yes, the people who have it filtered to not see us.
They won't see. He'll really know, I don't know.
Some people might like I thought it was just definitely my hair
don't listen. Yeah, seven were yeah.
I think it went on like one season too long because in the
last season Eric is not even in it.
Yeah. You like leaves Topher Grace.
He's the main character. Yeah.
I can't go on that happens as this show and Mila and Ashton
are both very busy. Ashton stars in movies.
Like The Guardian, what happens in Vegas spread and personal
effects and he's also still doing Punk'd and everything and
Mila, I just lost me, look co-stars in films, like, after
sex, moving McAllister, Forgetting, Sarah, Marshall, Max
Payne. The Book of Eli date night,
Night and then Black Swan, which I think Black Swan was like her.
Her big serious role. I feel he was like her big break
in a way even though like people knew her from other stuff.
That's how she became like more a list.
Yeah. And in Marc maron's podcast
years later. She said that she at the end of
the 70 show, like she really just saw acting as like a hobby
that she did she didn't really see it as her career and so at
this age she was deciding between if she was going to go
to college and she actually Ali, I think applied to colleges and
then said to her parents, like, can I just defer and then try
out acting? And I think that's like crazy,
like she was 22 and she asked her parents for permission.
Yeah, you'd already been on a TV show for eight years.
It is crazy to me that shows like, how down to earth.
She yeah. Wow, that's cool.
Mmm. I really like her.
And then in 2011, January Mila, Kunis is publicist confirmed
that she and Macaulay. Culkin have split after nine
years and they remain close friends.
And later on Mila said that this was a horrible breakup and said
on the Dak Shepherd podcast that it was she said it was fucked up
what I did and how I did it. And so, when I got to be single,
I was like, I need to figure myself out, and I genuinely need
to know why I did, what I did. Okay, she later said she didn't
cheat on him because like what did she do?
Need to do them someday. Maybe she broke up with him, but
kept kind of pushing it down the road and maybe getting back
together and yeah, you know, I don't know.
I've had me, she broke up with him today.
Justin Timberlake. Oh really.
It's like, that was maybe right after that.
There were rumors that she was with Justin Timberlake and they
both denied it, but I think they did have a thing going on.
Wow. But seems like she kind of
regretted it at the time. How she acted or regret it all
maybe up with him. Hmm.
I don't know. I thought it was like how she
acted and I was like breaking up with him but I'm not sure.
I'll have to look into it some day and so a week after that,
the no week after. Yeah.
But this is like, unrelated about this movie, No Strings
Attached comes out. During Ashton Kutcher and
Natalie Portman about two friends who start having casual
sex and then fall in love. Wow.
And then about two months later, a trailer for the film Friends
with Benefits jobs, starring Mila Kunis.
And Justin Timberlake about two friends, who start having casual
sex and then fall in love. Wow, and around this time, like
I said, Mila is linked to Justin Timberlake and then only a few
months later in November de me, more announces that she and
Ashton plan to get divorced. Sad.
And also this year, this is when Ashton Kutcher start starring on
Two and a Half Men. It's really a Charlie Sheen.
So then in January 2012 to me more is hospitalized for stress
and exhaustion. I think the relationship had
just gotten really bad at that point, and it was just very hard
for both of them. Damn.
But only a week later at the Golden Globes Mila and Ashton
run into each other backstage and she later described this and
I'll share it. Mmm.
Then we went our separate ways and in our 20s.
Always kept in touch on, you know, AOL ichat.
Oh yeah. So we're always like, hey, how's
it going? How's life?
Like, always just, you know, but we both had independent
relationships when all they had a whole separate life.
I ran into him at an award show. And at first, I was like, Wow,
that guy is really tall like that's what I thought and then
he turned around and I went oh and then that moment that you
hear or see movies where like your heart, skips a beat and it
happened with Ashton and I was like, stop it.
Like I was like no, it was the weirdest thing I was like this
isn't really happening. So here's where it becomes
really funny. It seems like oh my God, I
haven't seen you in so long, and I was like I.
Yeah, okay. And then he was like, what?
You come over to my house for housewarming party.
I'm someone's about to get Punk'd.
Yeah. So, before the punking happened,
I found out later in life. That my husband was trying to
set me up on a blind date with one of his best friends that
night. Oh my God, come over.
And he had like a friend that he wanted to set me up with and
that didn't happen. Yeah.
Who was the French? Oddly enough that friend and
updating somebody that my husband went on a date with
later. Like it was it's all very dull
meant to be very no, it's all good.
It's all good night meant to be, that is so cute.
Shoot. Oh my gosh, I know is so sweet.
Like she just saw him from afar was like good-looking guy and
then suddenly realized, oh my God, that's my friends.
Ashton. Wow.
Like that, like 80s, like the music, like the slow-mo when
someone sees something from across the room.
Yeah, that's really cute. And yeah, so that night of that
party that she talked about like, the housewarming party
that's when they shared their first kiss.
What they kissed that night? Yeah.
So you know you're supposedly. Turn her son.
Yeah. So I think his friends I know I
know I wonder if it's friend honey shitty.
I'm going to set you up with Mila Kunis.
Actually, I'm gonna go there now, adult magazine, he said, I
think I was smoking cigarettes at the time and I was still
smoker. Her and she had just quit
smoking. And she was like she wanted me
to do all the shotguns, cigarette smoke.
So, she could breathe it in and I was all like, all right.
And I started doing this and gradually through the night, it
got closer and closer and closer.
It was kind of obvious that things were happening.
Whoa, wow. Yeah, that's like so, she must
have very flirty, he invited her over because, yeah, I liked her.
Yeah. Guess he did, WOW.
But he probably didn't think that she liked him.
So, that's so cute. And so after that they started
hooking up but like super casually, like, literally just
friends with benefits crazy. They actually did that.
Yeah. And Mila told Marc Maron on his,
what the fuck podcast years later, that it was the first
time since her breakup from Macaulay Culkin, that, she'd
actually sleep over at a guy's place because I guess she was
like, kind of doing a lot of casual sex with people around
this time. Wow.
Mmm. And she said, it was the first
time that I ever slept over at a guy's place since becoming
single, and I was single. I was so adamant and never
staying about never staying at the guy's place that I was like
peacing out. And he was like, you're not
Leaving. And that was the first time.
Wow. But it was just casual sex and
so then Ashton, apparently started dating somebody.
And there were rumors at this time that he was dating Rihanna
what Rihanna has denied that? Okay but that crazy because
Rihanna although supposedly was maybe doing Justin Timberlake
who was supposedly didn't do the kunas.
Everyone is Drake fit in. Yeah.
Natalie Portman and Justin Timberlake.
Anything happen with them. Probably they poke but we can't
just make that up. One thing I move it.
It will. They are the other co-stars.
I know. But I feel like they had
something related to each other. Oh, Remember SNL they were being
really flirty together. Oh yeah, just came up.
Oh yeah. In the Justin Timberlake and
Jessica Biel episode. Yeah, that may be signs, really
flirty yeah, mmm. He's been involved with
everybody believe this. Yeah, somila obviously was
really distraught that he was supposedly dating somebody
because she realized that she actually was starting to catch
feelings for him. And so she said that it was
almost like a gut punch. Who was he meeting?
We don't know. Okay?
But she said when she found out about it she was like it was
like she'd been kicked in the stomach, it would be tough.
And so Mila said to Ashton would say, you know what, I actually
care about you. This is what she said, you know,
I actually really care about you.
I don't want to mess anything up.
So I'm just going to walk away before it becomes too much and
after that Ashton asked her to move in, mmm, that's what you
got to do. Ladies, yeah, that's what you
gotta do, either? You find something else or a lot
of times the guy goes, okay, I'll do what you want.
Yeah, you have to be willing to walk away you to get what you
want. You do you have you can't be too
available that is that doesn't work in relationships and
careers. What about 20?
When you're interviewing? Yeah, you do have to be
available when you're at the job.
Yeah. Yeah.
And in a relationship but I just mean like in the courting phase?
Yeah. It seems like a guy isn't that
into you? You can't like Double Down.
Yeah, exactly. If she starts freaking out at
him or whatever it would never have worked out.
Yeah, exactly. I know.
But that's so hard to remember. When you're actually like in it
is hard but is we can. Oh yeah.
But wow. Yeah, yeah.
Because of that. He broke it off with whoever.
Yeah, I was starting to date and was like, oh no.
I don't want to lose me love. Yeah.
Sorry for that. Other girl.
I know Rihanna don't want to marry.
Ashton Kutcher. No, he didn't.
But surround sound, the don't think Russ.
Also starts picking up, that something is happening between
me than Ashton. Mmm.
So Paparazzi snaps, a picture of them walking in a parking lot.
And People magazine reports that they were that they spent a
weekend together in Carpinteria California, where they died on
Sushi and shopped for fruit and flowers.
Nice got in One Source tells that he was so in love with her
for a while when they work together, really?
Hmm. Interesting.
And he thought she was a goddess was always talking about
beautiful, she was but she was with Macauley Culkin for a lot
of that time and also just generally gave off a not
interested Vibe. Hmm, which I don't believe, but
he was also a Demi Moore and like yeah.
So yeah. What the heck?
She is gorgeous. She is a goddess.
Hmm. Another source says that they
had never Gotten together before, but that they weren't
surprised at all by it happening.
In another source said he always talked about me like a little
sister. They're definitely clothes and
towels and have been I think if there's anything if anything
she's a good time for him but he's not looking for anything
serious. Who said that?
I know I would love to be like source source.
Quotes to someone. I mean I wouldn't do that to my
like you would. I think it could lead to a lot
of drama. Well, what if your Source like
you have inside information? But the person is not your
friend and you could get paid $200 to tell a magazine about
it. Yeah, I don't know.
I just wouldn't want that person to somehow know.
It was me. I know.
That's true. Let's do something good is in
someone's wedding and I say it was beautiful or something
positive. Yeah.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah.
Like oh they're really happy together.
Mmm. Nothing wrong with that.
Yeah. But so also the same month Mila
is asked about the relationship by been Lions of extra TV and
this girl Lastly now when you see you and Ashton hanging out,
everybody thinks oh they're dating, but you must laugh about
that. But listen, I can't.
It's so scary. It's very absurd.
I've never climbed in my personal life.
I'm not gonna start commenting, my personal have, no, but it's
when you stay in, it's a friend, a friend.
Is a friend. That's it.
That's all. It's not her friend.
No, but I come on around this time like they're hooking up.
She likes him. Just yeah, it's gonna happen.
He said to did someone else and they just asked if About it on
the red carpet. Like, that's gotta be tough.
That is stuff by thought. Is this before, or after she, we
don't know. Okay, she said, She's gonna walk
away. It's a friend is a friend he's
about to move in with them. Friend is a friend and so she
later also okay only have a few more clouds but that same month
is the first time that Ashton told me that he loved her.
And she shared that story on the Kelly Clarkson show.
I thought it was cute. I heard that a straight race
alii. Said he talked about the first
time you said I love you and I said he was super drunk.
Yeah, is that real? Here's the irony and how real it
is. It happened to me and Happened
to my mother. So, my dad told my mom, he was
in love with her three months into their relationship.
Ma'am, ered foolish, man. Murdered and my mom went all
right, talk to me in the morning, like, yeah, we convene
this. Yeah, it's the same thing
happened to me with my husband, three months into our
relationship. He likes showed up in my house
at 2:00 in the morning and it was like, I love you so much and
I was like, oh Lord have mercy as I go to bed, you guys know.
I love you so much and I was like, okay, super great do But
same thing and in the morning, my dad and my husband, I think
what we've learned here. It's not about them but you and
your mom are very powerful women, like three months and and
they're just like, done. I like that.
I'm insane. But no, but Ashton, I've known
each other for oh, that's true that many years.
Yeah, the little show called that Phoenicia.
Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
Totally forgot 20 years, wow. And yeah, wow, Ashton has talked
about that soon experience. I'll just be her.
Only heard his voice much. So, Yeah, that's the first time
I told my wife that I love her was well listening to you and
tequila. I might have had a little too
much to khiva. Sort of drunk at her house.
I like 2:00 in the morning. I just start screaming.
You had to kill me in the morning when you wake up and I
woke up the next morning that is cute.
Very sweet. I know I feel bad.
There's like not a lot of drama. Like why do you feel bad?
Because it's just like everything is like.
That's cute. Oh no.
I know I'm saying that too much need to call phrases.
I don't think it's not strange. That the first time you tell
someone you love them is when you're drunk.
I don't think so either. Yeah, it happens.
I feel like the first time that people hook up there often
drunk, too. Yeah, it's a social lubricant.
Yeah, really need that liquor. Yeah.
At least have a glass of wine or something.
Hmm. Yeah so in May or June they're
spotted like they're just like spotted like having lunch in
l.a. a lot but like nothing's confirmed and then in July
Ashton is filming, the Steve Jobs film and media is big rapid
onset and they're kissing. Like they're really real
mmm-hmm. And so like, this is when the
People Like Us are first learning that they're together,
but they've really been hooking up since January.
And there's also reports that they seemed very much like a
couple at the wrap party for that movie, an August.
They go to Bali together for a week and our photographic
holding hands at the airport. Interestingly, at this time,
Ashton, he's still legally married.
Oh, really? Yeah.
But in neither him. More Demi have even filed for
divorce yet at this point at this point separated but they're
not. Maybe it's because she's going
through like so much emotional stuff though.
There were reports around this time.
That Demi was having a really hard time seeing Ashton like
publicly dating somebody. I don't think he was trying to
relate and publicly dater though, like all all these
pictures are like Paparazzi pictures.
Yeah, I can see that being hard though.
Hmm. And in September.
There's so many PDA pictures of them, including this picture of
them kissing in Central Park. Let me see.
Oh, wow, okay, they had to No cameras there.
I know it's so close and I guess they could have a huge lens.
That's really crazy though. Wow.
Even if they don't know camera there, it's such a public face
that people are gonna see you kissing.
They look very in love. Yeah, he has like in one shot
his arm around her. That kind of looks a little
stage. Mmm.
Who knows? No no no, no, no.
And I'm sober people think that Mila has a baby bump and
Paparazzi pictures with Ashton but her up denies it and I don't
think she's pregnant here but sources say that.
They're trying for a baby. Hmm I'm crazy.
That is crazy and knows true. Yeah.
And November Ashton files for divorce.
Officially from De me and Lala and Just two days later him and
Mila go on a romantic getaway to Rome and her photograph kissing
and holding hands a lot and their reports that they're going
animal. I was like animal shopping going
looking that animal shelters to get a dog so I got that ho
knows. She's a don't let Pita here that
I know you talked about peace. Samantha Ronson, even when you
adopt a dog, do you have to pay a fee?
Yeah I believe you do kind of buying it.
No matter what, support the shelter, somehow anyway.
Anyway so that December things are getting serious meal us will
they already live together but Mila spend the holidays with
Ashton and his family and Iowa. Nice.
In January, they spend their first week of the New Year in
Rio together. They're traveling a lot.
The how fun it's reported that they're supposedly house.
Hunting and homes in London. Together jealous.
Hmm, I'm very jealous of that in February, they sit courtside at
the Lakers game also that month. This is when Mila first confirms
their relationship on Ellen. Do you want to watch a clip?
It's cute. Yeah.
Okay. Hell yeah, like I said, I don't
know if there's anyone in your life or not so I'm not going to
push on that. Let's just change the subject
entirely. So you were on that.
Show that That 70s Show. And I'm just wondering, do you
keep in touch with that cast at all?
Yeah, we'll keep in touch. Yeah.
Who anybody more than the other? Remember that that's nasty
creature. That's is that actually?
Yeah, yeah, I've worked with him.
Yeah, so yeah. How is he doing?
I wonder have. You talked to him at all?
Just recently. I don't know how when's the last
time you talked him? I don't know.
I'm just asking. Curious is it's a entertainment.
It's a show. This question.
You know, it's really give or take a couple minutes.
That's so cute. Oh, Ellen.
That cracked me up a little bit. He he had a little soft spot for
hours and she was story. I know.
Come on guys, it's forgivers door.
Lori. Yeah, I I've seen people I got
mad that Ellen like ass in. We got invasive questions, so
celebrities like about who they're dating when they don't
want to talk about it. Here celebrities and they're
adults. Yeah, really.
I think when you're an adult, you got to just deal with
people. And if you don't want to answer
a question, you just say, politely I don't want to answer
that. Yeah, I'm going to criminal for
asking a question. Yeah, exactly.
And like, people are talking about it and like it.
Part of your career on a city. It's a talk show.
You know what you're getting on yourself.
Yeah. You can just be like oh we're
friends and you know yeah, yeah. Don't take ourselves too.
Seriously. I know it's meant the roadside
only a good things to say about. Oh yeah I love that talking
about her. Well, you know on this show we
bring in Ellen's interviews a lot.
Exactly comes up. She comes up.
She does that cracked me up but yeah and everyone's connected.
So yeah, it's one of these days. We'll cover Ellen.
I let people hate. Howard Stern, right?
Oh probably, yeah, he gets the most yeah.
Info out of anybody. Yeah.
Rest in peace of Barbara, Walters other yes rest orbiters.
Yeah interviewers yeah I think 94 pretty good.
Wow. Anyways March action is asked
about the relationship. Ation Ship by Elle Magazine.
They really get a lot of things from him.
Weirdly you must have a dog and he says, I've learned that there
are a lot of things in your life that really benefit from being
private and relationships are one of them.
And I'm going to do everything in my power to have this
relationship, be private kind of confirming it though.
Yeah, I saying this relationship.
Oh man, we are just totally screw up by talking about my
boyfriend. No, no no says that but like
they're really public couple now.
Like they do talk about like you know.
Yeah. They she literally said or he
said that she was shotgunning like a cigarette or something.
Like that's a really detailed. Yeah.
So they do a lot of interviews together.
Now they're really a public. Yeah.
So there's like you Even more Paparazzi pictures, throughout
the rest of that year, they go to August, or they go to China
in August. There's more PDI just a lot.
And then in September, Ashton and Demi both attended a Tech
conference together. Getting to me, not Demi.
It's did to me more right. Oh, is it Demi Moore?
Because I was those Demi Moore do is to me more?
Oh I don't know. 14 do like you like started to say dummy then
said to me, like dumped the phone.
Name its de me more, but the first name alone is dummy,
right? Yeah.
But you said to me, I know. Yeah to me, I think it's dummy.
You think so? Yeah.
Maybe is the me. I thought I was doing anymore.
I feel like it's more emphasis on e.m. than that.
It's not the same Demi is Demi Lovato.
Is it is? Yeah, I thought it wasn't the
same, I know but I thought it was pronounced differently.
I don't know, maybe so I feel like it's up to people's
interpretation. I've just never heard the name
to me. That was me.
I could be wrong, but I those Demi, I'm not sure that actually
kind of comes up later. Those were enunciated in of her
name. Why?
Oh, good. So good.
But so they both attended the exes a Tech conference together
in San Jose. California for joint venture for
a company called Thorn, which Ashton is the president of, but
I don't dummy. Is still involved with that but
it's like an anti-trafficking organization.
Its head company. I think that's what I should
like really does. Hmm, he actually has a lot of
money from that eye thing. He makes money from that.
Yeah, he's like really, really rich actually.
And they supposedly, we're on good terms him.
And to me it's like to me. Can we like, look at how ugly it
looks like video. Does she say?
Yeah, I think we need to confirm It's not what I was saying it
again. Well, how does she think this
looks like it's like de me. Demi Moore has been renamed to
me. Okay.
Back. Yeah, so yeah, this is like
things really gonna, okay, track with dummy meets, not dummy,
like Demi Lovato, I know that. So, November December things are
going with pretty well. They spending the holidays
together Mila accompanies Ashton to put down his dog at the vet.
That's too bad, our euthanasia and And there are rumors that
they're engaged and that Mila is pregnant.
And then in February, after two years of dating, it's official,
they are engaged with an action or Mila was spotted wearing an
engagement ring on her left finger and it apparently cost
250,000 dollars and we would never actually wears it because
it's like a safety risk. Wow, she never wears it not out
and about in public she said she's worried someone would like
Chopper finger off. Gosh, maybe they should just
have a cheaper rate, you know point.
So So, oh my gosh in March, they're spotted at the Pistons
Clippers game and they kiss on the kiss cam.
It's so cute. Really.
He turned his hat around, that's because they're so cute.
And she's like laughing, it's very sweet.
And then, in April Mila guest stars on an episode of Two and a
Half Men and they have a scene together.
It's very like self-referential. Hmm.
Do you want to see? It's sure.
Okay. I bet you only date hot
actresses. God, no, I never did an actress,
you're all crazy. I'm sure they're not all crazy.
Trust me, they are this whole fascination with celebrities
anyway. All right, who cares?
Who's dating who more? Who's engaged to who or who has
a sex tape? That no one will ever ever.
See, I know, but I have to say I am a sucker for anything having
to do with Brangelina or kimye? Yeah, I have no idea what that
means. I thought we were eating come.
Yay. I've never seen Two and a Half
Men. Kind of seems like it's playing
the same character though. Yeah, I love hot dogs.
I think I have seen it on TV when I was younger but not not
his. Yeah.
His time I know now or I don't know if it's still on, but he
was on the sitcom, the ranch, which Charlie watches and It's
weird because it's a sitcom, but I think because it's on Netflix,
they can swear. So kind of owes my mother laugh
track. Yeah.
There's a lot of traffic but we've maybe still date shows
like that. Yeah, they say fuck and stuff,
and it's very weird for me. Oh, that's so funny.
Yeah, Danny Masterson was on that.
Show to the guy who plays hide. Yes, I saw that.
And may, I say it's confirmed that Mila is pregnant with their
first child. Whoa.
And on Ellen, she like talks about her cravings and stuff.
And she says that Ashton is really good and like gets her
all of everything that she needs to really cute.
And she says, if she's gonna do an all natural birth with no
epidural, and she's like, I know, I'm crazy.
I did this to myself. I might as well do it, right,
but she end up doing that. I think she does.
Yeah, I think she does it for both her pregnancies.
I could never, I would never ever ever, but I don't know.
No good. Yeah, I feel like you would.
I feel like it's just hard. Not knowing how it feels
exactly. I like trust that it's really
painful. Yeah.
Any more information. I also feel like if I was
someone doing that, even if I said I wasn't going to do an
epidural like as soon as you start feeling any pain you have
but who knows. And then on October 14th 2014,
their daughter Wyatt. Isabelle Kutcher was born and
both of them took off several months of work to just be home
with her daughter and they didn't have any like nanny or
anything for like several months.
Nice, you know. 2015, they officially got married on the
fourth of July, that's cool at a private ceremony in Oakland
California and Mila said on that.
Marc Maron podcast that she had never believed in marriage until
she had kids and that changed her mind.
Oh interesting, hmm. And Topher Grace that year.
He was interviewed and he was asked what he thought about the
two of them getting together. And he said, it's funny because
it's fascinating to everyone but it's a fascinating to everyone
in the cast. To because.
No, I mean, we were all buddies but it's so great.
It's like two of your best friends from high school met
Years After High School and they got together.
It's so cool. Hmm.
One may be scandalous thing. Just made of what is that?
Several, tabloids reported this story and 2016, that Ashton was
seen leaving an l. A massage, parlor called ancient
therapy, which is known for giving happy ending.
And Ashton's rep, reportedly denied it and said, nothing
inappropriate happened. And nothing inappropriate was
offered to him. Any implication to the contrary
is a lie. It's possible.
Yes, getting a normal massage. Even if he got a happy ending,
like I don't even know if that's like necessarily cheering.
That phrase is really funny to me.
Well, I think it would be, wouldn't he have to stop it?
Like what the heck? Yeah, well, I wanted like, that
was like a thing. Him neela talked about where he
was like, oh, I always wanted to get one of these.
Like it's cheap isn't like a hand job.
Yeah, there's a hand job. So the person like a Joshi, I
mean this is I I would like to believe this is a lie.
I don't think could very well be yeah but that's what it's known
for its called ancient therapy and just look it up.
Yeah, it's an Ela. Yeah, it's one of the top ten
entries on rub maps.com. What the fuck is that?
That's a site where people? You rub maps half of the reviews
openly discuss, receiving sexual gratification.
That's some crazy. One satisfied.
Customer claiming he got a good topless tug-o-war.
Did they report mmm? Again, like this could be a
complete lie. That's like this is the most
juicy thing. I found like I haven't found any
other thing that indicates like any cheating which is really
nice. Yeah, I was scared.
I was so scared. Well, if He supposedly do on
Demi Moore, it does make you think there is that saying once
tutor always cheater so you you worry, mmm.
Yeah. Um, do you believe that once a
cheater always a cheater I don't know.
Honestly, I don't know. I don't know if like we can
really like make blanket statements like that.
Yeah, I'm sure I think some people do have very poor control
problems and probably do cheat and most of their relationships
but I do believe sometimes, maybe sometimes it just happens.
And yeah, that person isn't necessarily like hardwired to be
achieved. I also think like it must like
if you break this moral code that you have with yourself that
you wouldn't Cheat on someone and then you cheat on someone
and maybe there are no repercussions from that or it
like felt good or you liked it. It would be harder to avoid
doing that again in the future. So the maybe then you'd always,
she could you're like, well, I've cheated many times by now.
So what difference does it make? Yeah, I do like to think that
people can work on themselves. Owen can change.
Yeah, teams are habits. So, yeah, but they don't have
consequences from like, like if you had a marriage ended because
you I cheated and is. Yeah, next marriage.
He's going to be like well I don't want to do that anymore.
Yeah. So things seem really happy
between them like not long after that he announces on Seth Meyers
show that they're having a baby boy and he's just like, really
excited and that same interview. He talks about how he had
learned some Russians. We could understand any of this
family. Nice.
Yeah, it's really sweet. And then in November 2016, their
second son. A boy, Dimitri Portwood is bort
a born and it's reported that He might go by the nickname D me.
I've heard that isn't a nickname for the?
Yeah, but like, yeah. That's like that's where the
pronunciation is weird because it's so similar to me.
Yeah, D me. Is it Timmy?
It's D. IM, I do.
Just that second foul. Yeah, first vowel and first
value, although, I think is more dummy.
Yeah, the me, I don't get how she says it anymore.
Doesn't mean dirty picture, baby?
No, but she says in that song, He Bridges the way she
pronounces, something sounds, Like Demi Moore, I don't want to
be stoned anymore and stoned anymore and I don't anymore
stoned anymore. Okay.
Anyways, Demi Moore, that's Demi, Moore Moore.
That is odd. That the that would be his that.
I don't know. That is too close to.
Yeah, I wish I didn't even think about it.
Yes. So in 2017, meal and Ashton
appear on an episode of this show called my house, and they
renovate Mila's parents condo together.
This might be like house one last goodbye.
Have, I think it's just teeny tiny clip.
You know, when you have your own family and you come into another
family, you always think that no other family will be as
connected and loving and caring as your own family except for
you guys. I couldn't ask for better
in-laws like we're family and there's no distinction between
Mila's family and my family. And now I feel like we have a
space that is as befitting as the love that the space olds so
thank you, thank you, thank you. As much as we are arguing
constantly, we love you. Anyway.
I love their Russian accent. No.
I love his hair and her mom. So cute and short.
Yeah they're very public. Yeah.
Definitely threw that out. The window.
I want to keep my relationship private.
I think it's because they're so establishing the relationship.
Like they're just they don't really feel like they need to
hide anything. It's not like Rocky.
Yeah. I feel like in the beginning of
the relationship, though, like, you would want to keep it really
private make sense. And then I keep talking about
this interview, but in 2018 Mila went on Marc maron's podcasts to
promote the spy who dumped me just her movie.
And she talked about how Ashton really loved the me's three
daughters and still maintains a relationship with them.
And she said that they him and to me had a really real
relationship. And she said that she would have
never expected to end up with Ashton back in the day and said,
it's the weirdest story that nobody believes.
But it's the, god honest truth. You know, he and I talked about
it and we're like, God, how do we connected in the past?
What would it would? We have connected know the
people that we were back then would never be together but it's
just such a bummer that we missed out on 20 years together.
I look back and think we could have had spent 20 years
together. We could have never been
together if we didn't both. go through what we went through, in
order to be the people that we were when we met Yeah, it's
tough. Hmm.
Yeah, I could definitely. I mean I also think with
Charlie, I think we had to go through, we went through and I
wouldn't take it back but at the same time, sometimes I do get a
little sad that we is not 20 years, but I'm sad that we lost.
Yeah. Like you didn't get to be with
him like through like college. Yeah, like that.
Oh well yeah. It's just like it's all about
timing. Right person runtime.
Yep. Ronnie long time.
Run into that wrong person right time.
Right, what does that mean? I don't know.
I guess I saw thing the other day online who knows if this is
true. This is a saying that a woman
will marry. The right person.
Okay. And a man will marry you.
Like who's in front of him at the right time?
So, like Women Marry when they meet the person men, marry when
they're ready. No.
Yeah I don't think that sounds shitty so men it could just be
anybody. Yeah Menno.
I think that happens for both sides.
Yeah. Yeah, when people decide that
they want to get married, they just marry the person that they
happen to be dating at that point.
It's not like you do have to be in the right place.
Yeah, exactly. You know, I actually don't, I
don't know, I guess some people settle, but if someone's happy
in the relationship, you can never say that.
It was. Oh, it's just because they
happen to be dating. Yeah.
You're there in. Love them.
Like how, how can that be? Yeah, I just need some people
might be like I don't know maybe like they marry someone.
It wasn't like the greatest love of their life or something but
they're at an age where they're like, I do want to get married
so they like Merida /. Yeah.
But that would be that, that kind of situation.
But it's like, basically, I think what I'm saying is a
woman, is more likely to get married, like earlier on.
She just meet the right person and she like is done dating.
Whereas a man is like, more likely to like get married.
Like when they hit that age, really want to get married.
Yeah, so we've been saying forever.
Yeah. Like the reason why Why men get
married later. We've talked about what are men,
like, just like more like emotionally unavailable because
they don't need to because they don't have the biological clock.
So true, that's what I mean that we've already talked about.
Yeah, that's true. We have talked about this is
like another way of saying yeah, exactly was down men.
Don't have any rush and it's like when women are like clingy
or whatever like it's like, that is how we're programmed to be.
Yeah. It is sad.
I mean maybe we need to just remind men in society that you
are not going to get to spend as much time with your kids and
grandkids because you're going to die.
Exactly that's so true. I honestly this is like maybe
not good it's not my place to say.
But yeah when there's like rock stars and stuff who have kids in
there like 70s. Oh yeah.
Makes me really sad. I think it's honestly a little
bit like selfish because you're setting that kid up to To go
through a very traumatic experience really in their life.
Yeah, you know. Mmm, you're never gonna meet
your grandkids. Know.
Probably I mean, I guess you could be unless 90 and then you
meet your like baby. Grandkids kid is like a teen
parent or something? Yeah.
But honestly like I know so many people who like they have an
older parent and it's such a huge stress in their life
because they're always like burdened by knowing that they're
going to lose their parents earlier than They're people.
I'm my parents are kind of old but not super old, but I guess
no one knows how long they have parents for.
That's true. So, I would say that the most,
like scandalous thing, or like the blind item, that's like the
most controversial about me. Lynn Ashton is that they
seemingly or maybe are still friends with Danny Masterson,
who played hide on That 70s Show, who was accused of rape,
by several people. in 2017 and was actually arrested in 2020
after the allegations were investigated and he seems like
not a good person, like he hasn't been What are you called
up? Found guilty, but it seems like
there's just a lot of allegations, it's hard to, not
believe, and he's a Scientologist as well.
And so like one of the accusers like supposedly to her dogs were
like poisoned to death and why supposedly Maybe by like the
scientologists Community for as a retaliation or like to try to
get To not speak out and Mila and Ashton like Bay in 2019,
like they were like in a photo booth with Danny and like,
hanging out with him and there's just, like, blind items that
like, they're still good friends with him, but I do think that's
really complicated. Like they must probably believe
that he's innocent, I'm guessing he, I don't know.
He wasn't arrested for like child pornography.
Anything, right? No.
Who's just a recipe? Yeah.
I just feel like there's been a
lot of people like that. I know, make sure no.
It was probably like ex-girlfriends and stuff.
Yikes. Yeah.
Is he still on that show? No.
He got taken off of the ranch and he's not on that 90 show,
which is so sad, because I loved that character.
So much. CH.
But In separate character from the actor.
Mmm. Yeah one of the victims of Danny
Masterson said because you know, like me link Mila and Ashton are
like big into the like anti-trafficking thing said as
much as I applaud them for standing up for women.
I'm left confused. And heartbroken, as to why they
refused to stand up for all the women that they know who have
been violently raped by their friend.
Danny Masterson, just kind of tree.
Like that is like, I don't know, maybe They're not as close as
people think, they are, but maybe not are there actually
pictures of them with him? Yeah.
Like, at a wedding. You don't know.
I don't know. Maybe they think they can like,
change him or something. I don't know what their reason
would be our yeah. They must learn.
Yeah. Maybe they think he's innocent.
Yeah, I don't know. I, I do have to say, like, I
feel like that would be really tough.
Like if you had a really close friend, like think of your best
friend in the whole world like they were accused of something.
Yeah. And you like love them so much
and like they swore to you up and down that they're innocent.
Like you might have a really hard time believing it because
you're so subjective. Yeah, I know if if you never
suspected, they do Like that. And they've been your friend for
20 years or whatever it probably would be hard to turn on them.
Yeah, but from the outside it doesn't seem like he's a good
guy. Seems pretty bad.
Yeah, some that's a little disappointing but we don't
really know how close they are with him.
But that is really the most scandalous thing about them and
it doesn't really seem like there's Any blind items are
rumors that like drive a wedge through them.
Like good anything bad about them, it's like bad together,
you know, they're both. They're partners in crime
partners. In crime Danny situation?
Yeah, not good in August and entertainment.
Source tells People magazine meal and Ashton have a very
fulfilling life and love, sharing the responsibilities of
being parents. Their children, keep them busy
and cause stress, but they are both so well grounded in their
relationship. It has done nothing but bring
them closer together. They are very happy.
Nice and in September of that year, Demi Moore's Memoir Inside
Out is released, which doesn't really paint Ashton in the best
light and that same day that it comes out.
He's tweets, I was about to push the button on a really snarky
tree. Then I saw my son daughter and
wife and deleted it whoo-hoo. Man, so he didn't say anything
else about it. And that same year, he was
diagnosed with the very rare autoimmune disease, called
vasculitis, which knocked out his vision, hearing an
equilibrium for several months and jeez, he couldn't see.
No, I guess not at all. I've just you guys have been
able to see it because if you couldn't see or hear, that's
really scary. That's not but I think it was
like really really scary and Mila was like by your side
through it all stuff. See okay.
Now, yeah, he's okay. But so like no one knew about
this for like three years and then later you like revealed
that on a TV show. Wow.
And it's so funny because like Mila was being asked in
interviews about it and they're like, you know, he revealed the
scary diagnosis and she was like oh but that he's fine.
Oh my God. Go.
He's fine. He's running a marathon.
That's funny. Yeah, they're everyone's.
She's like the Press is like making a huge deal cute and I
have a little bit more stuff in 2020.
They created a quarantine quarantine themed wine during
the pandemic, which 100% of the proceeds went to various
Charities to support like the Frontline workers and families
affected by the a shutdown. That's nice.
Yeah, and they did a lot like recently like with the
Ukrainian, mmm, the war in Ukraine to like support
humanitarian charities for that. So I think becoming a very known
for like charity work nicely together.
To cover up their friendship for some good PR.
Yeah, honest with you. It is good PR.
They also started a family farm in during the pandemic, a corn
farm at their house, which they called the cuckoo Farms cute,
which cuckoo spelled k, UK, you come couldn't Jenner and koona
but their last names. Okay, you that's true.
Yeah. I would like that.
I would like to, like marry someone that has like a
stimulator enough. Last name, like the same initial
and like maybe di you, you know, because my last name is Duffy,
you know, that would not might be hard to find.
Yeah, don't be that picky. Be really picky.
So yeah, there was also like they go.
I'm not gonna play the clip but like they went on Kelly and Ryan
their show and they were both asked like what they learned
about each other. It was just so cute because they
both were like, I don't know, you know, each other so well
liked and but Mila said that Ashton that she learned that
he's a really good teacher because he was homeschooling
their kids and he learned that she's really good at
multitasking. Yes.
Wow. Wow.
It was cute like they just seen my things Elite notice each
other. Yeah.
And I obviously I can't like play it every clip but they do
so many joint interviews in there.
Just like so like like like that same way from when they were
younger. Like they're just like have a
lot of cute banter and they're funny and playful energy in
2021. They did a Cheetos Super Bowl
commercial. Hmm.
John Asia what year? Was it 2021?
Hmm. Sure.
I wonder if I've seen it before. Just tell him.
It was he But I caught you at the counter wasn't me.
So you slacking on the sofa, was it me?
You even know them in the show. It wasn't me.
I even got you on camera. The doc says to your stuffs,
don't talk surprised out your seat behind your back.
You gotta keep times before she emptied out by blizzard.
You the situation are each fingers red blood to keep your
own stash. I got to hide it better if she
asks where they are. You safe on, get that never
happens to a word and please don't touch.
Get her and she keep on talking, I guess.
You did you Wasn't me. Okay, well that's the first time
that's ever worked. Funny.
I'm thinking about it though because it's just like I think
that they're genuine couple, but when you do stuff like Super
Bowl commercials like together, that adds some commercial aspect
to your relationship. Yeah.
So, I don't know. I mean it.
I don't think they need the money stuff like that though,
but it's interesting but it's like, they're probably asked to
do it. Yeah, I said sure.
Yeah. And they filled with during the
pandemic. It's like, I mean, really those
so because a lot of normal people work together with their
spouse. That is true.
I guess. I'm see.
So in that when you're cause like--'cause, what?
Then their relationship somewhat becomes a product because like
that's a part of the yeah, like the commercial.
Yeah. You know, like they're acting as
a couple in the commercial as themselves themselves.
It's like people they then have a financial incentive like to be
together. Hmm But I think people have a
lot of incentives to be together and like Financial one is a
common one that even normal people have.
So yeah, hopefully it doesn't become the only way they make
money is from Their relationship now, media.
Yeah, then it would be weird. But everybody, I mean, I do
think like, it would be less lucrative to their careers, if
they broke up. Mmm.
Yeah. But it seems like they're so
happy together. The, that doesn't even matter
but hopefully some people are what is forgetting their names
right now? Dax Shepard.
Yes, and then dyed crimson bow. Well Kristen Bell, they
advertise their relationship a lot.
Oh yeah too much I would say that's just me I guess was
speaking of actually that's perfect timing.
What I should and Mila this year that in 2021 they went on Derek
Shepherds podcast armchair expert.
You probably remember this and they said that they don't wash
their kids every single day and Mila admitted that she doesn't
wash her body everyday with soap and like they were - hello.
Yeah, you remember people know that somila said, I don't wash
my body with soap every day but I wash pits and tits and holes
and souls. I wash my armpits in my crotch
daily and nothing else ever and then Ashton joke.
I washed my armpits in my crotch daily and nothing or no.
He said that and then he said I got a bar of lever 2000 that
delivers every time and then Mila said when I had children I
also didn't wash them every day. I wasn't the parent that.
Made my newborn's ever then Ash and said if you can see dirt on
them clean them. Otherwise there's no point
people for freaked out about this like users literally like
it was like a topic on all these different walk shows.
Why, because people were it was like the headline was like Mila
and Ashton don't be their kids and it almost like me.
Yeah. I almost tried to make it seem
like it was this like new age thing or whatever.
And collect them. Yeah, definitely.
When I was little definitely didn't get bathed every day.
Not only not, I hated showers. I would like cry before a
shower. Who knows what I took a bath.
Like once a week, maybe two weeks and I wasn't cleaning
anything else. You can happen really just that
they smell bad and bother their class, I guess?
So, yeah. Yeah, you know, I guess like if,
as long as you're wiping their kids, like, it's like, that's
like fine. Yeah, obviously they're wiping.
Yeah. But I'm not a shower.
Every neither it. But that's controversial,
though. Honestly, so lame people do
think it's like weird to not shower every day.
That's, I don't know. I think some people are slightly
germophobic and that's okay. But, and maybe you just love
showering. I I don't.
Okay, I such a A hassle, especially winter.
It's so cold when you get out. I know.
Horrible experience and right. Yeah, I hate it.
Yeah, I'm in there. I like it and I don't want to
get out tangent but I don't shower every day.
No, I don't either. Yeah, sometimes I've gone like
what? Like, six years without
showering before. Yeah, Sue me.
I know some that some people like really do find that really
disgusting But, I mean, it's a very American thing to shower
all the time. Yeah.
In Europe. I feel like my mom used to say
that like, our grandmother she was from Ireland, that they
would just bathe in like, the lake.
Mmm. Yeah, like one something wrong
with that. Yeah.
It's John here. I'm just keeping my now.
Yes, I know people got. So, I hate that doll.
It was obviously a joke. joke like oh my God, speaking of John
Mayer went on um That podcast call her daddy.
Oh, yeah. And he was saying, like, oh
yeah, like after I have sex with women, like I serenade them,
like, I'm naked with my belly, hanging out like playing my
guitar or something, the way he was saying it was.
So obviously a joke and then all these headlines were like John
Mayer, serenades, um, women naked, eye in, like, people like
brothers me. Someone?
Yeah, people like he's such a creep.
It's like that's taken so I don't contacts.
Why is that creepy? It just with the way he said it.
Like, with my belly, hang out like you have a beer belly, you
know. He looks like he's very
sarcastic comments anymore. You can't read just the
headlines me. No.
You have to listen to the clip, like you had to hear the kids
and their voice. Yeah, can just skim, you can
just hear what some yeah I feel like when someone makes a
generalized statement like oh, someone so is bad now.
You look like you need to look into it?
Yeah, just believe that. Yeah, I don't know.
Anyway, they were obviously joking on that podcast but this
is That's So down-to-earth of Them.
I know some of it. I should posted like a waiter
this Instagram video. This is ridiculous.
That's adorable. Do you do have body?
Like, that's true. It's true.
So, you shower too much this, here's the thing.
If you shower too much, you Setting yourself up to need to
shower too much because your body is getting used to that.
And if you use a lot of harsh products, mmm you're setting
yourself up to rely on other products to fix what that is
doing to you. Yes, yes!
Literally. It's a scam that you have to
charge. You are feeding into capitalism
Lords. This stuff companies Soap
companies if you feel gross yeah Xiao it, if you think you smell
do it, if you need to clear your head do it but don't feel
pressure know if you feel fine. Yeah.
Or if you have going dude, that's the crazy thing if you're
not going anywhere. Yeah, and you're not that gross
feeling. Yeah.
Why waste the water and shower? Like, if I'm not leaving the
house, all day, I am not gonna shower and your hot water bill.
Exactly exactly and Conditioner, actually like to sometimes.
I don't do it that often, but sometimes I do like to just wash
my hair in the sink. My mom did that to us, growing
up? Yeah, yeah, I don't like, I
don't know. That's hard to kind of return
act. I don't know why.
I just feel like my hair comes out.
Good when I do that better than when I do it in the shower, but
I guess because we have curly hair and I get it.
Some people have straight hair and I think that they think that
their hair looks greasy or something.
Yeah, that's tough. Yeah.
Bun on day two. Yeah, exactly.
Is there something? I don't know.
I might senior year of college. I went a month without washing
my hair. I wanted it to last a long time.
Comes right out. I got it wet.
I don't know in the shower. I just didn't put a.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Because if you dye your hair, Shampoo.
Just takes it right out. Exactly.
Not such a waste of money, but my hair like to honestly find, I
think it was so dry that like, it didn't get greasy at all.
I like it when it gets a little greasy because it.
Yeah, I need it, you know? Yeah.
But yeah, that would that clip
is so cute. So cute.
I think he's so real. He really makes her laugh.
Yeah, after all this time. Yeah, they laugh together.
Yeah. They're nice and Goofy's, kind
of crazy. Their kids are like I think like
10 or something. Now, mmm, when was that from,
that was from two years ago So cute.
You can hear the kids little voices in the shower dorable.
Also in 2021, their home was featured in our Kadesh
architectural digest, no way, which is very public, like,
where he is at their house. Now, that's cool.
They have a house in Beverly Hills, it's very like barn style
and sustainable like solar panels and stuff.
Absolutely beautiful. All wooden huge windows.
A chandelier. Yeah.
Wow. That is gorgeous.
Absolutely stunning, piano. Wow.
I'll look at that. Like, centerpiece.
It's very modern, rustic. Barn, but not overly rustic and
not overly modern. Yeah.
I love the high ceiling. Yeah.
He's like that's our house. I know.
Geez. Pictures.
There's a pool of course with those floating like chairs.
Wow. Them with the chandelier, they
really. They're posing in their house.
Well, it's really photos. They're known to do that
Architects architectural digest. Oh I thought you meant.
They're known to vote ocean. No, that's so good.
This beautiful fireplace. Beautiful like green couches
this. Wooden bunk beds.
Cute. I like it.
I don't live there. So, yeah, your house.
Let's see. What else do I have about them?
Oh, I've another Super Bowl commercial from last year.
Oh, Mila and Demi Moore appeared in a Super Bowl commercial
together. That's crazy.
Yeah, 18t. What isn't that weird?
That's crazy. They were up against each other,
I know. Yeah, definitely painted them as
like enemies. Way.
But obviously, they must be chill with each other.
If they're doing commercial, they must be what my uncle
actually was telling me. Like, he was like, kind of does
entertainment stuff and with a lot of like celebrities and he
said that a lot of times commercials like this, I don't
know about this one specifically, they're not really
in the same room. They like separately.
That's crazy that they would be okay with that, I know.
Yeah, putting that story out there.
That I did hear blind items that give me more like supposedly had
called up like Ashton and Mila and I don't know, just like
wasn't really happy with it like in the beginning.
But wasn't she in it? No.
Happy with their relationship. Oh, okay.
There was like a lot of drama. I think.
I can't believe they made that commercial.
I know they kind of look alike a little bit.
They both have a similar look to them.
Yeah, long Dark hair. They're both beautiful.
Mmm. Yeah.
Whatever. Ash.
And thought about that. That must be weird.
That's crazy. Yeah, I don't know.
Three more is like really close with her ex-husband.
Those who Bruce Willis? They were really in.
She's a really good relationship with like his wife.
So I feel like somehow she stays till.
Yeah, he's, I'm celebrities. It seems like they just, I mean,
people in real life too, but they break up and then years
passed and then they're just fine being a platonic lie in
each other's lives. It's interesting.
I don't know if I could do it. No.
Because how could you ever forget like those memories?
Yeah. You know being in a commercial
with your kind of facing off against your ex husband's new
wife? Yeah.
It seems like they both like don't care though.
Like they like the humor of it. They must have gotten paid a lot
of money though, to Super Bowl last.
Yeah, speaking of a lot of money than me Lynn Ashton racer, D 4
million dollars together for the people of Ukraine.
During The Invasion last year, it's very nice.
Yeah, let's just say, oh yeah, I don't know if they like, did
anything else. So like I feel like they just
like ask people to donate to like a link or something but
that's still like using their. Yeah, that's a ton of money,
that's crazy. Hmm, and yeah, that's pretty
much it now. As recently as January 20 23,
they are both reprising their roles as Jackie and Kelso and
that That 70s Show reboot that 90s.
A show where once again, they will play a couple.
Wow. Well Circle, what's your like?
What's your perception like They seem really cute.
Yeah like that's what's more. Is there to say the best for
them? It's worrisome because a lot of
celebrity couples don't work out.
So I hope they do. What are the odds that they will
odds of what do you think is the chance they stay together?
Not to be negative, to ask that question, but I honestly, even
though I think they seem super happy, I'm only going to put
them at Because I think most like a hundred percent of
couples break up. Famous couples.
Same as couples. I'll say 60%, yeah.
I'll see 60%. Oh yeah, they say together till
death. I do think the fact that like
they were friends first, obviously adds like a huge level
of loyalty to the relationship because if Ashton Kutcher just
got out of this divorce, Marriage, where he had cheated
on his wife and had all these things and then he just starts
dating somebody. Yeah.
It didn't really mean anything to him, to begin with feel like
to lose. That relationship wouldn't be a
huge deal but the stakes are higher if you're dating someone
who you already loved as a friend.
Yeah. You know that's true.
Yeah. And they're older now and they
have kids, they do seem awesome. Hope it doesn't seem cynical it.
I said, 60% chance laughs - it's just I do Of much faith in
Hollywood covers. Yeah.
Me neither, you didn't have to do this.
Well, you know, we want to remember them.
We want to keep the stories but I don't know if they'll all stay
together, I hope so. I mean to Blindside.
You like you think that like a couple seems so in love and that
you find out that they're getting divorced.
So what was that about? I know, Like, I remember Heidi
Klum and Seal, they seemed like they were super In Love from
everything. They renewed their vows every
single year and then they got divorced.
There's so many examples you could give or you hear that.
Oh, he's cheating on her. Yeah.
Jon & Kate. Plus hate know, that is the
weirdest that was but that was so shocking.
It it kid. I know that was like, not a good
marriage. Should we cover that?
I don't want every single episode.
I don't want you. Can, I'll be in the guest seat.
Listen, a lot to cover. What would you say?
Would it be that much? Well, no, I guess you don't have
to watch like every episode to cover it but no, those are.
That was a hard thing about this.
Couple is like, they've done so many interviews.
It's like, what do I include and what do you leave out?
Mmm. Well, is very cute and I ship
them. I support them and I hope that
they stay together YouTube, we are wishing them, a lifetime of
happiness. Yes, so are you ready to tease
next week's bonus, episode patreon episode.
Next week is like not happy. It's not unhappy.
It's just, it's just the opposite of Of a supportive
mature playful relationship. I guess you could say it's
really cool in a sense, but it's another mystery episode.
So it's another did. They didn't they oh, really?
I didn't know that. Where one person says they did
in one person says, they didn't. Okay off the mic.
You'll have to tell me who. Yeah, I think I'm surprised.
You haven't heard this about this.
It's gonna really be entertaining but not as That's
okay. They'll fit our theme song
better. Yeah.
Some tonight maybe. Oh, did they not miss each
other? No.
Sorry. We drifted apart.
I don't think they are. Sorry, I guess my theme song
could maybe. I guess, it doesn't really
apply. But like the time in between,
when they weren't in each other's lives as much.
Just like, do you miss me? That's true.
We're really tough for them to be hooking up and she finds out
that, like, he's dating. Somebody else wonder why?
He even started to date someone else.
If he seemingly had feelings for her.
Hmm, I don't know. He's just being a single guy.
Yeah. Well, thank you Mel.
That was super interesting things.
I think that was longer than I thought.
Yeah, it's it's 2 hours. 20 minutes.
Well, thank you guys for listening.
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