Music Welcome to the episode of husbands watching housewives.
I'm Scott and I'm Jeff, and we just watched episode of the Real
Housewives of Potomac. Yes, or in Nevis.
Last day in Nevis, last Test, I said day three, I'm like, is it
going to be a day four? Fairly, it cannot.
Be OK, How many more yachts can they go on?
I mean endless yachts. Endless, yeah.
Again. But as we said, it's all like,
it was like, hold my beer. When Giselle's sitting there
like all these yachts are amazing and it's like this looks
like comparatively like just someone's boat.
It's just a boat. It's just a boat really.
I mean, it's nice, but it seems like they're all really, like,
clustered on this boat and, like, was there food?
Like, I feel like they probably were like, changing in, like, a
very small, like a bathroom the size of this, you know, space.
So, yeah, yeah. It's the thing.
So they left off at dinner from the night before when Giselle
was going to do all the shady shots.
That's what started the episode, wasn't?
It I guess, yeah, they just picked up.
They're still like doing, you know, the Mr. Sunshine and and
hanging out the bar. And then like there's some more
music and and another song, another like song by like
they're twerk. Dude, Kenny.
He's cutting the album. Basically.
It's like try out my material on you later.
He he knows the value of being on housewives.
He was like, it's launched, so many music careers can launch
his too. Oh, just look at Luann.
Yes, had Candace been there, she would have gotten up and sang
with him. Oh, she told me what?
Happened. Why didn't Ashley get up and
sing? Because no one needs that.
Maybe she's waiting for pride when she does her drag king
thing next week, right? I can't wait for that.
Oh my gosh, I hope she brings the drag king thing out at Bravo
Con. Oh God, I, I hope not.
I don't want to. I don't want to see that.
Do you know how Karen's supposed to be a problem?
Time. Yeah, I saw that, yes.
Do you know which day yet? Or they just still plan it by
ear They're. Just like she's appearing like
so. Is that your wonderful channel?
She'll probably. Be there's a panel, yeah, but
like part of it, yeah, maybe. We we will see.
I want to see Karen in person. So yes, the night before Giselle
does the whole shady shots thing, right?
Yes, and it wasn't like it wasn't that bad.
It wasn't, except for she's continuing on this stupid thing
of like Stacey, you're shot. Glass doesn't say anything.
You're nothing. Yeah, I'm not.
Exist. I don't know who you I'm like.
OK, yeah. And that one's, I mean, I don't
really really think anything really happens there.
And then they until the next thing we see is like Stacey,
explain. Actually, yeah, I can't recall
if Stacey said I know nothing of Chris Daniels except I know of
him, right? I don't think she confessed that
there was any sort of romantic interest.
But on this night she said that we I went on some dates when I
was separated from my husband or actually and we were processing
a divorce and I didn't sleep with anybody.
And so I met Chris. He's a great guy.
And I didn't know how much that deterred from her original
statement about Chris from, I guess day one of the.
Yeah, I guess we could have looked at before we started this
podcast tonight, so he'd be better off talking about it.
But yeah, I mean, I don't really remember either.
I don't I want to say that had she been adamant that she didn't
know Chris and that like they never went on dates that Ashley
would have been way more like, oh, gotcha when right thing
happened. So I think she just said that
like she never slept with Chris and she's still maintaining she
did not like. Right, right.
I think they're just friends waiting for to bring Monique
into it so she can be like, so by the way, this is the person
who said they da da da with your ex-husband.
Somebody can be like, I don't care.
He's my ex-husband. Right, as though he's calling
her at night and being like, hey Monique, guess who I banged?
Right or is that she was like the catalyst for the divorce?
Right, right, which is not true. Like that's why it's to nothing
burger and but you know, Ashley, she's like, oh, and I'm like
booing about, you know, well, it's dopey.
Because she has to plan Dean's birthday party.
What? That was the next day she's on
the phone with her mom or whatever, right?
She's talking about, like, having to plan Dean's birthday
party. And it was have to do with the
conversation. It has nothing to do with the
conversation as I'm saying, it's all actually has going on.
Oh. Is Dean's birthday party.
Well, OK, you need that. No, that didn't quite work.
If you had to explain it, it could be a step by step what
else happened. I don't really know what
happened the night before. I think that was really just
about it. And the next day they go out on
the yacht again, right? Right.
So yes, they go straight. Yeah, they go to the yacht.
And their golf carts. They get delivered to the dock
on their golf carts. Rights feel like royalty.
Rights kind of on their little boat.
Yeah, yeah. I kind of liked when they're
going out there and angels kind of running out in front of the
golf carts jumps on one. Right, Let's go.
Wait for like a cup of coffee. Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
Wait a second. Let's do it.
Yeah, Wendy's feeling better. Not 100% better, so she joins
them. Stacy had an alert reaction.
Her lips swelled, swelled, swelled, swelled.
It. Was small, it got small, it
swelled up again, blah, blah, blah.
They're on the boat. It was pretty, a pretty
background, right? People were doing backflips off
the boat. Just too many yachts in one
trip. Like I'm yeah, it's running
together for me. All.
All of it. Right.
Yeah, it's a mush. It's a yacht mush.
So I mean, what else happened there?
Oh, no, hello. It was the whole thing with
Giselle and Kierna. That's what happened.
Oh, because they sat down with Wendy and the whole thing and
right. And it was like.
Oh yeah, and then Giselle got like, my dad died.
Yes, it was basically Kierna got attacked by Ashley's horrible
friend, which by the way, Ashley still, still.
Yeah, never forget. Yeah, your shady Sesame Street
friend attacked her and she felt some kind of way because Giselle
didn't, you know, reach out to her after the fact right at all.
Like up until the reunion of that year, she unreached out.
So just she was pissed at Giselle, but she didn't.
She claimed she never said I hate Giselle.
I just, you know, I was, I was disappointed and sad that she
didn't reach out to me after I was attacked and that she said
that Kay was the aggressor, which I'd be pissed about that
too, right? Right in the fight, which I'm
sure she was not. I can't remember.
But I like that, you know, I like that.
Though Kay did say, hey, I would've done the same thing for
all of you. You know, no matter who this
was, I would have stood up the same way.
Right. Like I wasn't aggressing
anything. I was standing up for, you know,
our friends. And then you have Giselle saying
I didn't reach out to you because my father was dying and
then he died. So basically, screw you.
Right, right. You know, understandable.
You had a lot going on. You weren't worried about the
show. You're at actual real life stuff
happening. Yeah.
You know, could she have said something after the fact, before
the reunion that year? Yeah, probably.
Could she not have said that Kay was the aggressor?
Yeah. Whatever.
Giselle didn't really like took any like I when when Kay said I
didn't like at least that I was aggressor Giselle.
Giselle had no response to that. Yeah.
So it was just Kay saying, I apologize, Whatever they got,
they talked it out. Basically.
It's just, yeah. Didn't like go anywhere but.
You know, well, cuz The thing is like, they've been cool up until
this. So why did this just like all of
a sudden come out right, Wendy? Yeah, and it's again, such a
weird, like housewives thing to do.
Like you didn't check on me, I was expecting you to reach out
and you didn't. Well, we had Karen who was just
like, you know, I'm getting in the ambulance with her.
Like, I'm going with her, you know, like she was like, and I
don't think it was fake. It was just, you know, Yeah,
yeah. You know this woman, OK with
concerns I'm mothering her, right?
Yes, and without Karen there to, you know, this season to show
concern, she has to rely on Giselle for some motherly love.
Unless you're those those three daughters, you're not getting
any money from Giselle, I'm sorry.
Giselle she's. Not a big sister or anyone.
Well, she was like, I supported Greg even when no one when she
didn't like Greg and did it like.
Oh, yes, and I supported her, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. It just was goofy.
It's all goofy. It's a little, it was a little
muddy, yeah. A lot of like we get talked out
and it's, it's, it's done with. And then where does the jazzy
stuff come up? Is that way later?
Or no, they get off the boat and they go to the nice dinner and
everyone's doing fine, getting along.
Just even, you know, just, I was like, I'm OK with you, Stacy.
At some point, you know, And then, yeah, it comes up.
It was, it's a lot of dumb fights.
It's just, you know, Tia saying, I guess, Tia said after they
left Mr. Sunshine's bar. Oh, Mr. Sunshine's got you know.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Darius has competition and
a funny, Obviously not serious way and Jazzy's like 14 days
before before my wedding. How dare you say this to me?
And then Darius, there's no competition.
Right. She got harping on that there.
There is no competition for Darius.
It's just like it's a fork. Yeah, yeah.
Listen to you. It was like this energy you're
bringing doesn't match what happened.
Yeah, it just seemed like a weird fight that was being
picked for the sake of picking a fight, right, Which is very odd.
I did enjoy that, you know, after they were talking through
it and Tia was starting to like, and I think you're making fun of
my accent then. Then she was like, Oh no, no,
I'm just kidding. I don't really care.
But that's the sort of thing that I need to see is just like,
like the start of it. But no, I'm just screwing with.
You also too like on the boat when Tia talked like tried to
make or did make peace between and and Kiana she was very level
headed and she's like I relate to this.
My father died and dah dah dah. You know, I think she is really
and getting level headed and wants to move on.
You know, like they have that little whatever with Jazzy.
She could have exploded right back at Jazzy, but instead she's
like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's not that deep. It's OK.
And they moved on. And that's really good.
Like she's really funny and witty and and smart and just,
you know, not gonna harp on small things.
So in her question, like when we get to the Angel thing, I think
Jazzy is doing so much sometimes in correlation to like Angel
doing so little. You know, like the energy level
is so not doing so little. I think just the energy level
with Angel is like more subdued and Jazzy is like up here on a
20. Yeah, it's two different ends of
the same of the spectrum, and you're just like, whoa, how do
you do the yo-yo of energy? Absolutely.
It's just really like what is happening?
Yeah. So they go back because they're
having the whole like, slut party, which is problematic in
itself if you're calling yourself a slut and they're all
getting up with their hooker gear.
And except Stacey was just like Gutentag.
That was weird. Like I'm just German.
She's like. I'm just a barmaid.
Yeah. Oktoberfest.
Call me Stacey. Yeah, What's German, Stacey?
Stasi. Yeah, that could be a good.
That's Russian. Could I don't know.
I don't know if there is a German equivalent of Stacey.
Yeah. So.
But yes, I like that she was like, this is as slutty as it
gets. Yeah, exactly.
And Tia too. Like this doesn't come off like
I'm showing a little bit of lag. There's my slutty.
That's where it is, yes. Yeah, so, well, what happened
before they got to the slutty party?
There's something going back and forth between just Jazzy and
Angel about some Snaggletooth chick.
Oh, I I don't remember that part at all.
Yeah, yeah. She called her like, you know,
they're like, look at this girl. Look at her like this
Snaggletooth girl and da, da, da, da.
And like, how dare she? And the gist of it is when we
find out later on is that back when they were dating, like
let's say before they had got married and had kids, 2016 Angel
was accused of stealing money from her.
Right, right, right. Friend at the time.
Right her now husband. Right.
And this woman, I think, led the charge or, you know, she was
like whispering things to, like her husband's manager, agent and
financial advisor. Jazzy brought all this up into
the situation. Right, that she had heard these
things and then also too that Angel was trying to get
pregnant, basically trying to trap.
Got it, Got it. Yes, and like get a payday.
Yeah, I think I was, I was paying attention to all that,
but I think even that slipped by because there's just so much
stuff being thrown out there. And again, just Angel, it just
seemed again, just feel like Angel being attacked again on
all this. So, but by a different person,
of course. So it does land differently,
but. So I think yes, like basically
jazz is like saying pulled her to the side, mics were off,
cameras were down. So I think that was really nice
of her too. She could have like made a
moment. So she took it down to like a
five, took her aside and said all these things.
And you know, then it got back on camera because Wendy and
Stacey heard like bits and pieces of the conversation
basically. And it got brought.
Wendy asked about it and here we go.
And then we get the explanation. So Jazzy also said that she had
heard from other sources that Angel was not a nice person and
like was mean to people and like, wasn't welcoming the
people and da da da. And so I think, I know, it seems
Angel just feels like another thing.
Another pylon. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Another thing they're pointing out, another fault they're
putting out. I'm already not feeling the
strap and now like this, you bring out this thing for my past
that was very hurtful, right, to be accused of like, you know,
trying to trap a man. It's such a it's such a cliche.
And to be like said that like, you know, you try to get
pregnant by a football player. Yeah, and it seems like low
hanging fruit, especially for the show, Like just another real
easy thing to point at, quote UN quote and be like, you know,
you're a bad person. You know, it's just, it's, it's
so easy to throw out there, but you know, it doesn't really mean
anything in the long run because you're not going to be able to
prove it. You know, just so it's goofy.
Yeah, but they say Angel's so upset by this, she's in,
naturally. So she's like, I just want to
leave. I don't want to take the night
down. So I get what they're saying
that oh, she's just being like when he's like, she just wants
to be in misery. I don't think it's that.
I think she purposely left so she wouldn't bring down the
group so you could keep partying on, you know, and I just don't
think. And what we also see, what we
just thought we were just watching a click and watch what
happens live. In that moment, she thought that
Jazzy had told Wendy the whole thing so that Wendy would bring
it on camera. And so another and I gotcha
moment. And so that's why she was like,
I don't know if I can trust Jazzy.
Like, I don't know if I'm mad at her or not.
And she's really like, just like so many things going on in her
brain and, you know, wasn't in the mood to have a party, right,
Or party with. People, I think it's fine when
someone's just like not feeling in the mood to be at the energy
level. Everyone else is like, it's fine
to remove yourself and be like, I just don't, right?
I think that's an adult thing to do and I think that's sometimes
the problem is people don't they want you to be there even though
like you just, you know, even if you're not in the mood, just get
in the mood And it's like doesn't work that way,
especially when you're coming after me and or making shit up
about me. Right.
And given like the subject matter, it wasn't just like
another thing, like another petty thing, like the filter
thing. It was an actual thing that
happened with her being accused, right?
You know, trying to like rob this dude and get pregnant by
him of. Course Ashley has no problem
with it. She was of course.
Go ahead and steal from your man.
That's a weird comment. She would.
Oh, she's like, why does it matter you married him?
I'm like, yeah, well, it matters that she didn't do the thing
that she's being accused. Of doing that's where it matters
no one. Wants to be accused of stealing
money. Yeah, or trapping a man.
Right, Like struggling or birth control.
Yeah, like that's yeah. So I get, you know, you're like,
oh, why is Angel Angel's upset? Because you keep like kind of
poking an Angel and it's like, I know you're not trying to take
her down, but it is a bit of hazing, you know, and we've said
this like last week, you know, it's just like, it's really
feels like you're poking and poking out this girl and, you
know, and then trying to get her to snap and, and said she's like
shutting down. Yeah, and then when she does
snap or she does react, she doesn't react the way you want
her to. Again, she's just not
housewifing. It's just like the Stacey thing
when Stacey said earlier in the trip, you know, you can keep
trying. You're not going to shake me.
So you have like you are not shaking Stacey with her hazing
and you're basically like causing Angel to retreat.
So none of these neither 1 is great.
So your tactics of trying to like break these people into the
group aren't working right, Right.
She's the only one who's like whatever they're not coming
after to you with that energy, right?
Because she's Giselle friend did.
You. What do you think about Stacy
and her little dominatrix little routine?
That was that was I didn't unexpected the whole bachelor
party. I was like what is happening?
But no, yes, I mean, it was funny.
The whole like I'm going to do the German way very precisely.
Yeah, that was funny. Harsh and precise.
Yeah, that was funny. But also I'm like, why can't we
just hire like a male stripper and like, you know, he gyrates
and we call it a day, right? Like, did we not see Atlanta
with polo and well. That's why they probably didn't
hire a male stripper because they didn't want that happening.
Yeah, I just didn't. It was just weird.
I didn't see Ashley like something off of Jazzy.
Oh, I forgot about that. Rightfully so.
Why did you put that memory back into my head?
Yeah, it's like you're tasty. I'm like I.
Also it just feels like whenever Ashley is doing her whole like
remember I'm bisexual you're like are you are you?
Yes, you're bisexual, but like I, I ma'am.
Yeah, like. I don't.
There's just something about. It it seems a little
performative, something right? Yeah, the way she, the way she
shows it on the show is very relative, I would say.
And you're gonna have like a full on relationship with me.
Like, this is my girlfriend Samantha, Right?
Right. You know, going back to Season 4
of Sex in the City with Samantha's girlfriend, I could
see it, but it's just like. It's always just like a weird
like footnote. And it's always sexual, yes,
emphasis on the sexual and bisexual with Ashley, right?
You know, and I'm like, I don't know.
Yeah, if she actually had, you know, some a relationship to
speak of. Rights.
In the lady department then we'd like OK.
I said it's like poor man's Giancarlo.
Yeah, Oh. Gosh.
And like, yeah. Yeah.
Did we cover everybody again? It's like it was a fun episode,
but I don't think they needed three days in Nevis.
Right, right. No, but also too like, I'm
sorry, I shouldn't have been snappy.
No, it's sort of no total right to be snappy, don't worry.
About that, that's obviously like, you know, real realistic
this realistically this happens like, you know, it's late, it's
on a Sunday. We just watched Welcome to
theory. We pushed back the time we
started watching the Showtime change.
We had a lot of weekend A. Lot of weekend like.
Brunch crew yesterday brunch or just basically?
Brunch and breakfast, Yeah, there's.
No, but mostly so there's no brunch.
Yeah, went to Costco for the first.
Time. Yeah.
Costco that was well, I don't you know, we have no, we don't
have a family to speak of, so we don't need the quantity of that.
But I don't you know, I don't I don't get the appeal of Costco.
I mean, I get why it works for some people, but for two people
it's. Not our friends took us to
Costco and I'd never been before.
You've been. I've been new, but we're not.
Members. Yeah, it was like, wow, there's
a lot of options here. But it's all this stuff where
it's like, you're OK, do I really need 24, you know, corn
dogs, do I really need 24 of this yogurt?
It's like a lot of the stuff that I wanted, by the time we
went through it, it would have gone bad.
So it's like, it's not, it's not for us.
It was like going to that cold. I'm like, what is happening?
Why is the produce in this freezer?
Yeah, that was crazy. That didn't exist.
I remember back in when I would go with my mom, like in the
2000s, that giant room of just like produce that's.
Crazy. I was like, let me wrap myself
in like one of these soft blankets so I go get some
produce. It's, it's, it's, oh, it's a bit
overwhelming, yeah, because there's so many things.
And then on top of it, you and I like our brand name things and
sometimes at Costco, they don't have the same thing more than
once. Like they have a handful of
things all the time, but like the variety isn't as much.
There's a lot of different stuff, but it's kind of, you
know, once you get down to it, there's the same thing.
It's Kirkland like their. That's their brand.
Their. Brand.
OK, yeah. So like that's their thing.
Yeah, OK. So, but yeah, I'm we're not
ready for a Costco membership. No, I but I see the the
practicality of it right. Again, if we had like hungry
teenagers, then then it would work.
And I guess that's why my mom went to Costco's, because she
had hungry teenagers. How long has Costco been around?
Oh, I don't got to be since like the late 80s or.
OK. So like it was a thing, I feel
like wasn't your arm's like going the Safeway?
Was she just or was she? Oh, she'd do a combination of it
all. OK, yeah, yeah, OK.
So, yeah, late 90s for sure. I remember going to Costco, but
there's only one in the area now.
There's like so many. Crazy, that's.
So. But it was just the things that
yes, it was a lot of fun weekends.
So yes, you were tired and you, like you, might have missed some
things. I missed.
Some things and I should have been like snappy you.
Could be snappy. I'm gonna cut out the part where
you snap at me. So people?
Well then this won't make sense. What the hell are they talking
about? So that's what worry about it.
No, I mean, this wasn't the most exciting episode of the show.
I mean, things happened, but I don't feel like they're all
they're not. I think the last segment is when
things got interesting, right? But they're still and I was
awake for that. There were parts of it that just
felt like the same note again. And it's just like, okay, I
just, I'm tired of them beefing over something someone did or
did not say. And now you know, the whole
thing with Giselle and, you know, not reaching out to Kiana,
all that stuff. It's like stuff.
That getting offended about like innocuous comments.
Right and all and it just same note to me.
So anyone who had really right to be like pissed off with Angel
at the end, right? Because that was some real shit
that happened to her. I feel like we are very pro
Angel, which so far we have been, but at the same time I
don't know that she's going to have her redemption arc like
before the end of the season. It's still.
Gone. We haven't even got to mid
season yet, right? You know, I think she could
still bounce back once she gets the hang of things.
I feel like, you know, Tia, for whatever reason, acclimated very
quickly, but I guess when you have the in her mind, is the
HBIC as your friend? Then again, I use that term
loosely. It's easy to get in there, but.
I don't feel like TF is even really relying on Giselle for
anything. I mean.
No, but like no one's coming at her, you know, when saying like,
what's with your dorky dumbass husband?
I don't think he's a dorky dumbass, but I'm saying.
But like, that's something that the women would do just to be
all like, oh, you're a. Dumbass.
He's a scientist. Your husband's not all that, you
know. Yeah, Kitty's toy.
So cute. Sorry, sorry.
Our cat brings us a toy all the time.
We've never had a cat that does that.
I think we might have mentioned this before, but it's so cute.
He just shows up like, hi, I got my toy.
Yeah, yeah, Here it. Is loop.
Yeah. I'm like, do you want my throat?
No, I don't want you to throw it.
You have to go get him. Bring it back.
Very odd, I've never had that in a cat, so no, it's.
Cool, I like if he wasn't on the ledge that.
Get off that ledge, Kitty. Yeah, get that toy.
On the ground, yes. So have we covered everything?
Yes, I'm looking forward to next week with Monique finally coming
back, but we'll be watching that a little bit later.
So we're coming back from Bravo on Sunday, right?
But you know, I have Monday off and then, you know, you work
from home. So we can, maybe we can that
morning. We can watch some, we can watch
it. We'll pod before work.
Fuck before work we could do that.
See what a 7:00 AM podcast is like.
So yes, I am looking forward to that coming to fruition.
Yeah, it'd be nice. I'm looking forward to a couple
days of not Housewives, especially as we prepare for
Bravo Con. I just want to have like a day
which tomorrow we will have of just like, oh, don't have to
watch housewives show because we're going to have it crammed
into our head all week. Week Housewives.
So the fact that we're going to have to probably do the Orange
County episode if we're lucky enough to catch it from our
hotel room in Vegas. It's the timing of all.
Yeah, like. If we get to our room by then,
and if it's on, knowing Bravo, it's on probably every other
hour, you know, they repeat things.
If we stay up late enough it'll just be on again at like 2.
AM. Oh my goodness.
They're not saying 2:00 AM Yeah. It's a matter of, like, getting
from the airport, something to eat, getting back to our hotel
room. So what happens?
It happens, right? We're bringing our mics or one
mic. Yeah.
We're gonna do Bravo Con. We're gonna be recording stuff.
Yeah, you know, so. Stay tuned on all of our social
media. We're gonna be posting things.
We'll probably go live on TikTok or something goofy like that,
which I've never done before. I've never gone live period.
Like not on Instagram or Facebook.
Maybe once on Facebook. Does anyone go live on Facebook?
I don't. Think that they do?
I don't know it'd be. The thing that's an option to
do. I think it is do you want to try
it so maybe we'll do that we'll we'll go live exclusively on on
Facebook through those other platforms.
Now I'm kidding Well we'll do it we'll do it on TikTok.
I'm sure too got it see if anyone even shows up yes these
these suckers who are they so. So or that later in the week.
Yes, and then we'll talk about all this next time.
Still next time.