Welcome to the episode of Husbands Watching Housewives.
I'm Scott and I'm Jeff, and we just watched the episode of The
Real Housewives of Miami. Still in Spain?
Yes and yeah.
Still arguing about a jet? A jet and Lisa and the Lars of
it all and, you know, feel like we.
The meaning of the word or the pronunciation of the word
ratchet versus they. Said Ratchet.
Like let's they kissed and made-up, but you said Ratchet.
You may have met Ratchet, but you said Ratchet.
I don't care how thick her accent is, Lisa, she said.
Ratchet. Yeah, Lisa was working double
time trying to get get Adriana some some reprieve, but.
It's like, let's try it, Ratchet, Ratchet.
Yeah, I did not need that, but yes.
What? How did it start?
Oh, they were going to. What's the place?
Marbella. Marvella.
Yeah, yeah, they were getting,
they got their dresses delivered.
That's how it started all. Yeah, that's how it started.
That was after they got back. Oh, that was the next day.
Oh, was it? Yeah.
OK, I know. All these days blend together
and all, right? It's all these, like, pretty
places and they all just kind of blah.
One pretty BLOB. Yeah.
OK.
I'll let you. They So they're, yes, they're
headed to Marvella and Mayorson Lexia decided not to go because
they need some time with their brains.
Brains need the rest. But really, it was like they
were pissed at Stephanie because they were tired of the jet
thing. Yeah.
Which we all are to be. The thing is, Stephanie wouldn't
have actually left some behind, left someone behind, you know,
if they pissed her off like. Yeah, but, but I mean, I do
believe had someone been really out of line, she would have done
the whole like, this is my plane, I invited you here, I
want you off my plane. She would have done it.
I think she's very sensitive, like between, you know, the
night before when she's like, you know, everyone's yelling and
it's just so much. I have to leave.
And it's like, but it really doesn't involve you, but you're
so sensitive to the noise. Like you're having like PTSD.
It's like it's your first season, Tough it out, you know?
And then she's like, I really hurt cuz they didn't come on the
plane and yadda yadda yadda. But I mean, I think the issue is
she knows there's something not right.
She can tell, but she doesn't know what it is.
So she's trying to get to the bottom of it, and then she sure
does get to the bottom of something I don't.
Know I don't know so the whole the White Lotus.
Yeah, the whole trip to Marvea and going over to whatever their
names. Were Derek is the main guy,
Yeah. And it was the most one of the
most important days of Julia's life.
Yes, I'm so glad we could be there to share it with her.
I mean. You know, there's getting
married, there's the birth of your first child, birth of your
all your children. I suppose you know.
For the adoption, adopting your children, right?
All that day, you ask your friend to be the godfather of
your children, who we probably won't see that often, right?
And then have a breakdown about your current children not
speaking to you and hoping he can give them a call.
So here's the thing. There's got to be way more of
that story, and I want to know it.
I want to know what's what, because I can only speculate why
they're so upset that they adopted the boys.
And I don't want to. I don't want to like assume
certain things. Oh, you want?
You're saying that, huh? I think, you know, Andy probably
will will get it, maybe get more out of her at the reunion.
Interesting. Yes, I want to know.
I just thought it was going to be a typical, you know, like now
we have to share our inheritance or are or your your attention,
you know that sort of. Situation no, I think it's
there's OK, well I will speculate.
I think they might be saying this happened one, a lot of
factors, it happened so soon after Martinez, you know, cancer
situation. They are older parents adopting
very young kids and their daughters might have thoughts
about that. Why would you basically like put
a restart on your life? Yeah, at this stage in your
lives? And I don't think it's I mean, I
don't know these girls. I haven't seen episodes with
them so I wouldn't. I don't think it's money
related, I just think they're probably thinking this is just
kind of odd. Okay, all right, no, that's.
Very, it's happening very fast too, and you just kind of like
spread it on us. And they probably did that
because deep down, they probably knew the girls would have.
A problem with it, yes. Yeah, probably so.
It was like surprise attack. Oh, by the way, we're adopting
some boys. Pass the sugar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't think I didn't.
Think about that. I want to know more.
I'm really ready for the union
because I'm ready for the season to wrap up.
So I want to get to like. Let's work it.
Out you're also. That's the only thing I want to
know more about Julia's life. That's it exactly.
Anything else? Yeah.
But yeah, no, that was, I'm sure the producers were like peeing
themselves over the opulence of this that.
Was really, really nice. It was like a rich rich.
Rich, I do want to know if that was just generational wealth or
like what that guy does to have all that, right?
Like does he just wake up every day?
I'm like, it was great to be born me.
Is that just like, I mean, obviously I would seem he's
retired. He's I'm a some age as well.
But yeah, like what do you do? You just like hang around that
and besides traveling, I guess when you come home and you're
coming home to this insanely. You talk about the boys that
take care of me a little creepy when he said that.
Like these are the boys that take care of me.
I mean, he was very like, people air kiss normally and he was all
like, no, give me your cheeks. Yeah, yeah.
He was something I was. Like, that seems like a wet
kiss. And then yeah, Lisa with the
whole. Needs to not drink it seems
she's drunk, old, tipsy and she's like I love rich people.
It's like, girl, that is so tacky, so beyond like that's
what you say to your friends afterwards, man, they were rich,
not like to their faces, like. And then the Grey Poupon, I'm
like, what is this, 1987? I mean, it was kind of funny,
but she it wasn't enough to overcome the tackiness that was.
And then making me announcements like she's like freaking
Britney, Yeah. Well, I mean, her announcing her
divorce the first time, yes, that was OK, cool.
But the second time I'm like. No, I love when Kiki's like, how
many toasts are you going to do again?
Like your Britney, Ding, Ding, Ding, I have an announcement.
No, I was going to say her Jennifer Coolidge thing.
I'm like, it's like, wait, Lotus, these gigs are trying to
kill me and I'm like. I like that I was also worried
like she might put her foot in her mouth and go complete
different direction about the gay.
Oh, right. I was like, careful there, Lisa.
Yes, we're real people. Yeah, exactly.
So other than Larsa was all like bitter and like, wouldn't be
happy with the fact that she's divorced.
Oh yeah, wouldn't even like give her a toast or anything.
Yeah, that's kind of bitchy. So.
Petty. It's like it's conflict and
resolution. This is what you do.
You don't sit there like, oh, I'm Larsa, I'm mad.
That's what Larsa does, though. That's what makes.
Larsa Larsa like something on like mad day. 20 fours every day
is mad day for Larsa Pippen. Like I get it, you don't have
Marcus and you're not getting screwed 9 times a day.
No. I mean, I guess I would feel I
agree with you, no? No, no, that's what they would
say that they like had sex. My remembers a day I remember
so. No, I too would feel.
A little. I'm not thinking she needs a
man, I'm just saying that, you know, she might be missing that
D I'm just. OK, I would miss the D too.
So that seems like a lot of D though in one day.
I mean, I have to feel like that tapers off.
I don't care how many times they say it happened every day.
No one's getting that much D in one day.
I mean, nice. To know it's there if you need
it, but you know. Like, is he just like and he's,
you know, 30 something, I guess, old man.
Yeah, I don't know. Like I don't, I don't know.
I always but like, I mean, was he popping my AG?
I don't know. Anyways, logistics.
Let's move on, please. Yes.
Let's move on to, I guess when they get back.
That seemed to be the next biggest, yeah.
Problem. Yeah, Yeah.
They get back and they get the dresses.
Yeah. And they get in the.
I forgot it was Stephanie's birthday.
Yeah. Did we know this?
We did know that that was one of the premises of this whole trip.
I thought the trip was about Lexia and like her getting away
from the man that she can't somewhere his ring.
Oh, you're right about that. It was also Stephanie's
birthday. We have heard that before.
Got it. So in the midst of all this,
whatever horse. Drawn carriage.
They were singing to Stephanie Happy.
Birthday Police Cumpleanos. The tourists were taking
pictures as if they were like a basically like a side show
sideshow attraction. Yeah, the.
Maybe they were all huge Miami fans.
You don't know. What if they were like, come out
tonight and see The Real Housewives of Miami do flamenco
and you know, you wouldn't be like, it's on.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, if I saw
housewives in the wild and they have, but you know, in the wild
and costume while filming. Like if you if you found out
right now that they were at a bar in the next town over.
They were, and we missed it. Well, we.
Were really tired and it was winter.
It was cold. Well, we found out about like,
after the fact, yeah. But if we found out right now
that we're like up at the casino, we'd be like, we'd be
like, yeah, let's go. Casino.
I would go to the casino, yeah, just to see Housewife 15 minutes
away. Oh yeah, OK.
Just so. So maybe that's what was going
on. Although I like to think they
were just tourists who were like, ah, Spain is beautiful.
Like this part of the whole thing?
Do they do this every day and bring out some delusional old
ladies and sing happy? Whoa, whoa.
No one's the old lady here, Sir. No, no, no.
OK, So yes, it's all like, yeah, yeah, it's so pretty.
And then we get to Stephanie. Stephanie confronting Alexia,
which already off the bat was just like Alexia was just trying
to well, we should have Marisol here because there was, I don't
hear Marisol here. It was so weird, like, well,
Marisol is a big part of this conversation.
Should it was about Marisol. It's like you both didn't want
to go. Like why are you throwing
Marisol under the bus? You know, like you really should
have dressed Marisol and then when Stephanie called.
Well, Marisol's idea is what it was.
And Alexia's team. Alexia wrote the text and she
she could have said like, I'll go on the plane if you don't.
Know but like. They're attached to.
It Alexia wouldn't have thought of it had Marisol not suggested
it. And so she was like, yeah, it's
a good idea. I'm just I'm gonna back you up.
They both share a look. When Stephanie said that thing
the night before about I'll leave someone behind, she the
camera caught it. She and Alexia shared to look
like, Oh no, this is not good. And they equally thought about
it, talked to production. They were saying we're not going
to go on the thing on the little day trip.
So it's for Alexia to be like, no, that was Marisol.
I, I still think it was all Marisol and Alexia was like,
yes, it's a good idea. I don't want to go anyway, you
know? So she just latched.
On, but still she's still complicit.
No. Yeah, on this dumb fight she's
yes if we didn't get. Anyways.
And so then what ends up happening?
Oh, wait, wait, we forgot the whole going back a day, the
whole like we're having so much fun on the Jed and then
Stephanie, like the record scratch.
Anybody who doesn't think this is fine, you don't know fine.
I did forget about that. I I don't know.
I'm just also not one of those people that we were talking
about that with your like your work party.
We're not dancing people. No, like, and we don't really
surround ourselves with people who are dancing.
On a plane it was. Like, like, I just don't know.
I don't, I can't even think of 10 people.
I can maybe think of three people that like, if we were on
a private jet and someone put on some music, would they start
dancing, right? If we we, they would chair
dance, but they went, you know, like let's get up and party.
It wouldn't for 22 minutes. Closes the blinds and like turns
on the disco lights. Maybe they would, I don't know.
And like just very awkwardly, like there's not a lot of room
here in disturb. Yeah, so that's where I'm just
like, I don't know that world. There were people like let's
dance it out. See, I'm fine.
Right, me and my Patty do care. We're fun.
You just have to follow jedicate no, which is a word you made-up.
No, I'm pretty sure. It's probably something that
people with private jets probably like, oh, it's the
Jedicate. But they don't say it out loud.
I hope not. There's a lot of yeah, I hope.
Not anyways I'd I'd we couldn't lose that fun time.
I agree. So yes, go without the fight
yada yada yada. It like goes left real quick as
it always doesn't. Alexi and Stephanie because they
both have to be alpha and. Alexia as well, like you know
she is, you warned me when we first started watching that
she's very much like Teresa from New Jersey.
And it's just weird. You could watch her in that
conversation. You could see when her brain
just overloaded flip, just flip. And then it was just like, Nope,
flight. It's not even fight or flight.
It was just flight and. It was like, don't talk to me
like that, I'm offended. And now I believe yes.
There's my way out. She like discovered her way out
of that conversation real fast. So and then they ended up
getting over there. And then how does Larsa get
thrown under the bus? Stephanie does that.
Larsa Oh, wow. Because Stephanie.
The rest of the. But Stephanie was like pointing,
I feel like at Alexia and Marisol when she said they
wanted me to leave you behind. But it was really Larsa who
wanted to leave. You behind?
Because when, like when Larsa said that thing and then yeah,
yeah, in the flashback, the other others were like, well,
that's really hard. Yeah, yeah, Lisa on the plane.
And then, yeah, that's Larsa and Lisa going and back and forth
and you know, that same fight, Like it's just a dumb fight.
I feel like Lisa's willing to get over it.
Although based on her behavior just and being goofy this entire
episode, I'm like, OK, maybe Larsa knows what she's talking
about. I don't want to be hard.
She's a little bit much. Yeah, yes, but I think she's
more fun than Larsa and she's willing, yes, to be like, I
don't want to fight like we don't need to be besties, right.
I really understand like how this because they were cool when
they like I sat down and like talked it out.
I don't understand like when this it was about the hauling
thing. Yeah, which is so dumb.
Yeah. So we're not getting anywhere
with that. It's I think there needs to be a
few more episodes. Yeah, there's to be a few more
episodes and we'll be fine. I think they'll get to a place.
They need another sit down, which is the two of them and not
like everyone else jumping into the conversation and saying
wretched Ratchet, whatever. I am very.
Happy. I'm very happy for Kiki and
Gertie that they were just sitting there like on the
sidelines like. No, Kiki is saying like now.
This is Ratchet. Yeah, that was.
Good. We're in public, in costume.
Like bickering, throwing hands, basically, Right.
It's just. Yeah.
That whole thing. It was too much.
But they love to get housewives in costume fighting.
It's the producers like just pine for.
It I'm, I'm for it. I kind of enjoy it myself.
I mean salt. Lake, Salt Lake Wings.
Yeah, Yeah. Well, yeah, they didn't really.
They stopped fighting and then kick in and draw them made-up.
They go back to the hotel. Marisol has been through it.
Marisol like acted like she was like dragged by that horse Dr.
character. Yeah, yeah, like.
I need to catch my breath and I'm like from what did you
relatable? I understand like what are you
talking about? What happened to you the?
The really, really phony Larsa and Stephanie hanging out in a
hotel. I just needed some luxury like
lay down. I was like, oh God, stop it.
I feel Stephanie's so much all tolerable without Larsa.
I agree. That one little scene when she
was with Kiki and Adriana, when they're making up and like girls
in the background, I'm like, yes, be friends with other
people. Stephanie that reminded me of
Salt Lake with that half a second Brittany was like, I'm
sorry that Bronwyn was like friendly with Brittany.
I was. Like, well, now that they're not
talking to me, I'll come over and talk to you, PNT.
And then like flipped on her and like, I gave that thing like 5
minutes, Stephanie. 'S just like, OK, now that they
won't talk to me, I guess I can give you a couple minutes right?
Try to get my head back up their axes so.
My great Stephanie, my great. Exactly.
Yeah. So Marisol's been through it.
And then the cruise of it all. Oh yeah, I didn't understand
even when they were calling Richard Branson then, but they
were. I was like, why is Richard
Branson here? Also I thought, were they going
to go direct me from there to a cruise?
I feel like I felt like gonna be it's gonna be like what happened
with girl yeah Angelia where she's home for like a day and
then like, let's get on a cruise.
Don't like repack a bag and. They're really just trying to.
Trigger Trigger. Dirty.
Angelia yes, I'm for sure. It's gonna come up.
Yeah. Oh yeah, it's gonna come up.
Especially when they're sitting at the captain's table or
something and Kirty will be like, see, this is what I was
talking about. Everyone's here, everyone's fine
right now. Go do, don't do.
I can't switch it, sorry. It's just really understandable.
Yeah, keep saying oh, the funeral.
That. Was and then it's like now we're
talking about Jesus and we're crossing each other.
Yeah. And we're.
Remarking about the shortness and, you know, brevity of life
and how we should really just seize it by the horn.
I was worried about the brevity of Lisa's phone.
I was like, who holds their phone?
Oh, for a balcony? Yeah, especially.
If you have a strap on the phone, at least send your hand
through the strap. Like girl, the picture ain't
worth it. I mean, we all would have
laughed our asses off. She'd drop off.
Oh, for sure, after she made a big deal about not giving up
her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I forgot about that. Yeah.
Use the strap if you're going to like dangle over a balcony.
Also, I wouldn't dangle over a balcony period.
Well, I'll put my phone over a balcony, but.
All it takes is like a Lexia, like actually elbowing or and so
isn't this beautiful? I love the that color Lexus
dress that was very that was a great pink on.
Her all the dresses looked good on them.
I, I, I'm happier with the ones that took a more bold choice
than, you know, just wearing a white dress or a black dress.
They all look good. They all look great for them.
Yeah, yeah. I didn't like Kiki's Polly
Pockets Ear Raiders, but I realized that they're for the
costume so make solid fun. So, yeah, well.
We have a big day ahead of us tomorrow.
I don't have to shave. I still have to go to my
reunion. We're going to go to the dumb.
Not in that order, but. No, that's going on got clean
the house yeah, we're. Having people staying over, we
had to clean the house. Oh my God, I clean up the
fridge. All this really exciting stuff
go. To the grocery store be humans.
We have brunch the next day. Oh, poor us in our.
Brown Oh my God. And we might have brunch
tomorrow. At least we crazy so.
See how it goes. I think she's going to join too.
Well, she may seem like she's getting her nails done, so we're
going to figure that out. Oh, that's where she meant much
then Nails when we were having a really boring conversation on
this spot. With that, we're going to talk
about it next time. Till next time.