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Welcome to the episode of 
Husbands Watching Housewives. 

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I'm Scott and I'm Jeff, and we 
just watched the episode of The 

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Real Housewives of Miami. 
Still in Spain? 

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Still in Spain? 
Yes and yeah. 

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Still arguing about a jet? 
A jet and Lisa and the Lars of 

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it all and, you know, feel like 
we. 

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The meaning of the word or the 
pronunciation of the word 

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ratchet versus they. 
Said Ratchet. 

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Like let's they kissed and 
made-up, but you said Ratchet. 

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You may have met Ratchet, but 
you said Ratchet. 

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I don't care how thick her 
accent is, Lisa, she said. 

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Ratchet. 
Yeah, Lisa was working double 

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time trying to get get Adriana 
some some reprieve, but. 

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It's like, let's try it, 
Ratchet, Ratchet. 

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Yeah, I did not need that, but 
yes. 

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What? 
How did it start? 

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Oh, they were going to. 
What's the place? 

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Marbella. 
Marvella. 

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Marvella. 
Yeah, yeah, they were getting, 

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they got their dresses 
delivered. 

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That's how it started all. 
Yeah, that's how it started. 

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That was after they got back. 
Oh, that was the next day. 

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Oh, was it? 
Yeah. 

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OK, I know. 
All these days blend together 

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and all, right? 
It's all these, like, pretty 

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places and they all just kind of
blah. 

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One pretty BLOB. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
OK. 

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I'll let you. 
They So they're, yes, they're 

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headed to Marvella and Mayorson 
Lexia decided not to go because 

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they need some time with their 
brains. 

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Brains need the rest. 
But really, it was like they 

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were pissed at Stephanie because
they were tired of the jet 

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thing. 
Yeah. 

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Which we all are to be. 
The thing is, Stephanie wouldn't

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have actually left some behind, 
left someone behind, you know, 

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if they pissed her off like. 
Yeah, but, but I mean, I do 

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believe had someone been really 
out of line, she would have done

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the whole like, this is my 
plane, I invited you here, I 

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want you off my plane. 
She would have done it. 

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I think she's very sensitive, 
like between, you know, the 

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night before when she's like, 
you know, everyone's yelling and

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it's just so much. 
I have to leave. 

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And it's like, but it really 
doesn't involve you, but you're 

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so sensitive to the noise. 
Like you're having like PTSD. 

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It's like it's your first 
season, Tough it out, you know? 

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And then she's like, I really 
hurt cuz they didn't come on the

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plane and yadda yadda yadda. 
But I mean, I think the issue is

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she knows there's something not 
right. 

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She can tell, but she doesn't 
know what it is. 

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So she's trying to get to the 
bottom of it, and then she sure 

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does get to the bottom of 
something I don't. 

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Know I don't know so the whole 
the White Lotus. 

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Yeah, the whole trip to Marvea 
and going over to whatever their

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names. 
Were Derek is the main guy, 

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Yeah. 
And it was the most one of the 

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most important days of Julia's 
life. 

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Yes, I'm so glad we could be 
there to share it with her. 

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I mean. 
You know, there's getting 

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married, there's the birth of 
your first child, birth of your 

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all your children. 
I suppose you know. 

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For the adoption, adopting your 
children, right? 

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All that day, you ask your 
friend to be the godfather of 

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your children, who we probably 
won't see that often, right? 

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And then have a breakdown about 
your current children not 

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speaking to you and hoping he 
can give them a call. 

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So here's the thing. 
There's got to be way more of 

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that story, and I want to know 
it. 

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I want to know what's what, 
because I can only speculate why

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they're so upset that they 
adopted the boys. 

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And I don't want to. 
I don't want to like assume 

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certain things. 
Oh, you want? 

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You're saying that, huh? 
I think, you know, Andy probably

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will will get it, maybe get more
out of her at the reunion. 

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Interesting. 
Yes, I want to know. 

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I just thought it was going to 
be a typical, you know, like now

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we have to share our inheritance
or are or your your attention, 

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you know that sort of. 
Situation no, I think it's 

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there's OK, well I will 
speculate. 

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I think they might be saying 
this happened one, a lot of 

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factors, it happened so soon 
after Martinez, you know, cancer

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situation. 
They are older parents adopting 

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very young kids and their 
daughters might have thoughts 

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about that. 
Why would you basically like put

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a restart on your life? 
Yeah, at this stage in your 

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lives? 
And I don't think it's I mean, I

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don't know these girls. 
I haven't seen episodes with 

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them so I wouldn't. 
I don't think it's money 

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related, I just think they're 
probably thinking this is just 

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kind of odd. 
Okay, all right, no, that's. 

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Very, it's happening very fast 
too, and you just kind of like 

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spread it on us. 
And they probably did that 

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because deep down, they probably
knew the girls would have. 

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A problem with it, yes. 
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It was like surprise attack. 
Oh, by the way, we're adopting 

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some boys. 
Pass the sugar. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I didn't think I didn't. 

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Think about that. 
I want to know more. 

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I want to know more. 
I'm really ready for the union 

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because I'm ready for the season
to wrap up. 

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So I want to get to like. 
Let's work it. 

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Out you're also. 
That's the only thing I want to 

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know more about Julia's life. 
That's it exactly. 

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Anything else? 
Yeah. 

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But yeah, no, that was, I'm sure
the producers were like peeing 

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themselves over the opulence of 
this that. 

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Was really, really nice. 
It was like a rich rich. 

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Rich, I do want to know if that 
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like what that guy does to have 
all that, right? 

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Like does he just wake up every 
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I'm like, it was great to be 
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Is that just like, I mean, 
obviously I would seem he's 

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retired. 
He's I'm a some age as well. 

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But yeah, like what do you do? 
You just like hang around that 

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and besides traveling, I guess 
when you come home and you're 

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coming home to this insanely. 
You talk about the boys that 

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take care of me a little creepy 
when he said that. 

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Like these are the boys that 
take care of me. 

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I mean, he was very like, people
air kiss normally and he was all

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like, no, give me your cheeks. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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He was something I was. 
Like, that seems like a wet 

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kiss. 
And then yeah, Lisa with the 

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whole. 
Needs to not drink it seems 

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she's drunk, old, tipsy and 
she's like I love rich people. 

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It's like, girl, that is so 
tacky, so beyond like that's 

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what you say to your friends 
afterwards, man, they were rich,

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not like to their faces, like. 
And then the Grey Poupon, I'm 

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like, what is this, 1987? 
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but she it wasn't enough to 
overcome the tackiness that was.

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And then making me announcements
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Britney, Yeah. 
Well, I mean, her announcing her

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divorce the first time, yes, 
that was OK, cool. 

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But the second time I'm like. 
No, I love when Kiki's like, how

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many toasts are you going to do 
again? 

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Like your Britney, Ding, Ding, 
Ding, I have an announcement. 

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No, I was going to say her 
Jennifer Coolidge thing. 

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I'm like, it's like, wait, 
Lotus, these gigs are trying to 

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kill me and I'm like. 
I like that I was also worried 

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like she might put her foot in 
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different direction about the 
gay. 

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Oh, right. 
I was like, careful there, Lisa.

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Yes, we're real people. 
Yeah, exactly. 

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So other than Larsa was all like
bitter and like, wouldn't be 

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happy with the fact that she's 
divorced. 

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Oh yeah, wouldn't even like give
her a toast or anything. 

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Yeah, that's kind of bitchy. 
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Petty. 
It's like it's conflict and 

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resolution. 
This is what you do. 

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You don't sit there like, oh, 
I'm Larsa, I'm mad. 

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That's what Larsa does, though. 
That's what makes. 

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Larsa Larsa like something on 
like mad day. 20 fours every day

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is mad day for Larsa Pippen. 
Like I get it, you don't have 

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Marcus and you're not getting 
screwed 9 times a day. 

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No. 
I mean, I guess I would feel I 

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agree with you, no? 
No, no, that's what they would 

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say that they like had sex. 
My remembers a day I remember 

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so. 
No, I too would feel. 

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A little. 
I'm not thinking she needs a 

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man, I'm just saying that, you 
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D I'm just. 
OK, I would miss the D too. 

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So that seems like a lot of D 
though in one day. 

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I mean, I have to feel like that
tapers off. 

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I don't care how many times they
say it happened every day. 

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No one's getting that much D in 
one day. 

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I mean, nice. 
To know it's there if you need 

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it, but you know. 
Like, is he just like and he's, 

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you know, 30 something, I guess,
old man. 

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Yeah, I don't know. 
Like I don't, I don't know. 

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I always but like, I mean, was 
he popping my AG? 

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I don't know. 
Anyways, logistics. 

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Let's move on, please. 
Yes. 

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Let's move on to, I guess when 
they get back. 

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That seemed to be the next 
biggest, yeah. 

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Problem. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

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They get back and they get the 
dresses. 

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Yeah. 
And they get in the. 

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I forgot it was Stephanie's 
birthday. 

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Yeah. 
Did we know this? 

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We did know that that was one of
the premises of this whole trip.

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I thought the trip was about 
Lexia and like her getting away 

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from the man that she can't 
somewhere his ring. 

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Oh, you're right about that. 
It was also Stephanie's 

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birthday. 
We have heard that before. 

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Got it. 
So in the midst of all this, 

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whatever horse. 
Drawn carriage. 

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They were singing to Stephanie 
Happy. 

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Birthday Police Cumpleanos. 
The tourists were taking 

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pictures as if they were like a 
basically like a side show 

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sideshow attraction. 
Yeah, the. 

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Maybe they were all huge Miami 
fans. 

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You don't know. 
What if they were like, come out

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tonight and see The Real 
Housewives of Miami do flamenco 

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and you know, you wouldn't be 
like, it's on. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
I mean, yeah, if I saw 

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housewives in the wild and they 
have, but you know, in the wild 

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and costume while filming. 
Like if you if you found out 

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right now that they were at a 
bar in the next town over. 

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They were, and we missed it. 
Well, we. 

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Were really tired and it was 
winter. 

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It was cold. 
Well, we found out about like, 

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after the fact, yeah. 
But if we found out right now 

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that we're like up at the 
casino, we'd be like, we'd be 

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like, yeah, let's go. 
Casino. 

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I would go to the casino, yeah, 
just to see Housewife 15 minutes

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away. 
Oh yeah, OK. 

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Just so. 
So maybe that's what was going 

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on. 
Although I like to think they 

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were just tourists who were 
like, ah, Spain is beautiful. 

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Like this part of the whole 
thing? 

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Do they do this every day and 
bring out some delusional old 

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ladies and sing happy? 
Whoa, whoa. 

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No one's the old lady here, Sir.
No, no, no. 

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OK, So yes, it's all like, yeah,
yeah, it's so pretty. 

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And then we get to Stephanie. 
Stephanie confronting Alexia, 

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which already off the bat was 
just like Alexia was just trying

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to well, we should have Marisol 
here because there was, I don't 

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hear Marisol here. 
It was so weird, like, well, 

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Marisol is a big part of this 
conversation. 

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Should it was about Marisol. 
It's like you both didn't want 

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to go. 
Like why are you throwing 

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Marisol under the bus? 
You know, like you really should

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have dressed Marisol and then 
when Stephanie called. 

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Well, Marisol's idea is what it 
was. 

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And Alexia's team. 
Alexia wrote the text and she 

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she could have said like, I'll 
go on the plane if you don't. 

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Know but like. 
They're attached to. 

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It Alexia wouldn't have thought 
of it had Marisol not suggested 

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it. 
And so she was like, yeah, it's 

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a good idea. 
I'm just I'm gonna back you up. 

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They both share a look. 
When Stephanie said that thing 

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the night before about I'll 
leave someone behind, she the 

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camera caught it. 
She and Alexia shared to look 

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like, Oh no, this is not good. 
And they equally thought about 

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it, talked to production. 
They were saying we're not going

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to go on the thing on the little
day trip. 

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So it's for Alexia to be like, 
no, that was Marisol. 

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I, I still think it was all 
Marisol and Alexia was like, 

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yes, it's a good idea. 
I don't want to go anyway, you 

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know? 
So she just latched. 

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On, but still she's still 
complicit. 

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No. 
Yeah, on this dumb fight she's 

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yes if we didn't get. 
Anyways. 

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And so then what ends up 
happening? 

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Oh, wait, wait, we forgot the 
whole going back a day, the 

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whole like we're having so much 
fun on the Jed and then 

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Stephanie, like the record 
scratch. 

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Anybody who doesn't think this 
is fine, you don't know fine. 

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I did forget about that. 
I I don't know. 

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I'm just also not one of those 
people that we were talking 

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about that with your like your 
work party. 

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We're not dancing people. 
No, like, and we don't really 

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surround ourselves with people 
who are dancing. 

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On a plane it was. 
Like, like, I just don't know. 

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I don't, I can't even think of 
10 people. 

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I can maybe think of three 
people that like, if we were on 

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a private jet and someone put on
some music, would they start 

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dancing, right? 
If we we, they would chair 

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dance, but they went, you know, 
like let's get up and party. 

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It wouldn't for 22 minutes. 
Closes the blinds and like turns

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on the disco lights. 
Maybe they would, I don't know. 

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And like just very awkwardly, 
like there's not a lot of room 

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here in disturb. 
Yeah, so that's where I'm just 

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like, I don't know that world. 
There were people like let's 

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dance it out. 
See, I'm fine. 

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Right, me and my Patty do care. 
We're fun. 

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You just have to follow jedicate
no, which is a word you made-up.

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No, I'm pretty sure. 
It's probably something that 

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people with private jets 
probably like, oh, it's the 

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Jedicate. 
But they don't say it out loud. 

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I hope not. 
There's a lot of yeah, I hope. 

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Not anyways I'd I'd we couldn't 
lose that fun time. 

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I agree. 
So yes, go without the fight 

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yada yada yada. 
It like goes left real quick as 

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it always doesn't. 
Alexi and Stephanie because they

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both have to be alpha and. 
Alexia as well, like you know 

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she is, you warned me when we 
first started watching that 

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she's very much like Teresa from
New Jersey. 

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And it's just weird. 
You could watch her in that 

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conversation. 
You could see when her brain 

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just overloaded flip, just flip.
And then it was just like, Nope,

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flight. 
It's not even fight or flight. 

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It was just flight and. 
It was like, don't talk to me 

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like that, I'm offended. 
And now I believe yes. 

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There's my way out. 
She like discovered her way out 

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of that conversation real fast. 
So and then they ended up 

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getting over there. 
And then how does Larsa get 

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thrown under the bus? 
Stephanie does that. 

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Larsa Oh, wow. 
Because Stephanie. 

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The rest of the. 
But Stephanie was like pointing,

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I feel like at Alexia and 
Marisol when she said they 

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wanted me to leave you behind. 
But it was really Larsa who 

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wanted to leave. 
You behind? 

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Because when, like when Larsa 
said that thing and then yeah, 

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yeah, in the flashback, the 
other others were like, well, 

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that's really hard. 
Yeah, yeah, Lisa on the plane. 

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And then, yeah, that's Larsa and
Lisa going and back and forth 

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and you know, that same fight, 
Like it's just a dumb fight. 

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I feel like Lisa's willing to 
get over it. 

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Although based on her behavior 
just and being goofy this entire

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episode, I'm like, OK, maybe 
Larsa knows what she's talking 

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about. 
I don't want to be hard. 

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She's a little bit much. 
Yeah, yes, but I think she's 

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more fun than Larsa and she's 
willing, yes, to be like, I 

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don't want to fight like we 
don't need to be besties, right.

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I really understand like how 
this because they were cool when

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they like I sat down and like 
talked it out. 

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I don't understand like when 
this it was about the hauling 

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thing. 
Yeah, which is so dumb. 

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Yeah. 
So we're not getting anywhere 

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with that. 
It's I think there needs to be a

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few more episodes. 
Yeah, there's to be a few more 

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episodes and we'll be fine. 
I think they'll get to a place. 

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They need another sit down, 
which is the two of them and not

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like everyone else jumping into 
the conversation and saying 

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wretched Ratchet, whatever. 
I am very. 

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Happy. 
I'm very happy for Kiki and 

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Gertie that they were just 
sitting there like on the 

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sidelines like. 
No, Kiki is saying like now. 

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This is Ratchet. 
Yeah, that was. 

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Good. 
We're in public, in costume. 

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Like bickering, throwing hands, 
basically, Right. 

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It's just. 
Yeah. 

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That whole thing. 
It was too much. 

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But they love to get housewives 
in costume fighting. 

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It's the producers like just 
pine for. 

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It I'm, I'm for it. 
I kind of enjoy it myself. 

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I mean salt. 
Lake, Salt Lake Wings. 

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Yeah, Yeah. 
Well, yeah, they didn't really. 

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They stopped fighting and then 
kick in and draw them made-up. 

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They go back to the hotel. 
Marisol has been through it. 

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Marisol like acted like she was 
like dragged by that horse Dr. 

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character. 
Yeah, yeah, like. 

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I need to catch my breath and 
I'm like from what did you 

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relatable? 
I understand like what are you 

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talking about? 
What happened to you the? 

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The really, really phony Larsa 
and Stephanie hanging out in a 

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hotel. 
I just needed some luxury like 

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lay down. 
I was like, oh God, stop it. 

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I feel Stephanie's so much all 
tolerable without Larsa. 

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I agree. 
That one little scene when she 

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was with Kiki and Adriana, when 
they're making up and like girls

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in the background, I'm like, 
yes, be friends with other 

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people. 
Stephanie that reminded me of 

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Salt Lake with that half a 
second Brittany was like, I'm 

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sorry that Bronwyn was like 
friendly with Brittany. 

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I was. 
Like, well, now that they're not

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talking to me, I'll come over 
and talk to you, PNT. 

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And then like flipped on her and
like, I gave that thing like 5 

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minutes, Stephanie. 
'S just like, OK, now that they 

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won't talk to me, I guess I can 
give you a couple minutes right?

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Try to get my head back up their
axes so. 

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My great Stephanie, my great. 
Exactly. 

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Yeah. 
So Marisol's been through it. 

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And then the cruise of it all. 
Oh yeah, I didn't understand 

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even when they were calling 
Richard Branson then, but they 

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were. 
I was like, why is Richard 

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Branson here? 
Also I thought, were they going 

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to go direct me from there to a 
cruise? 

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I feel like I felt like gonna be
it's gonna be like what happened

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with girl yeah Angelia where 
she's home for like a day and 

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then like, let's get on a 
cruise. 

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Don't like repack a bag and. 
They're really just trying to. 

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Trigger Trigger. 
Dirty. 

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Angelia yes, I'm for sure. 
It's gonna come up. 

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Yeah. 
Oh yeah, it's gonna come up. 

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Especially when they're sitting 
at the captain's table or 

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something and Kirty will be 
like, see, this is what I was 

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talking about. 
Everyone's here, everyone's fine

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right now. 
Go do, don't do. 

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I can't switch it, sorry. 
It's just really understandable.

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Yeah, keep saying oh, the 
funeral. 

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That. 
Was and then it's like now we're

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talking about Jesus and we're 
crossing each other. 

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Yeah. 
And we're. 

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Remarking about the shortness 
and, you know, brevity of life 

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and how we should really just 
seize it by the horn. 

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I was worried about the brevity 
of Lisa's phone. 

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I was like, who holds their 
phone? 

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Oh, for a balcony? 
Yeah, especially. 

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If you have a strap on the 
phone, at least send your hand 

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through the strap. 
Like girl, the picture ain't 

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worth it. 
I mean, we all would have 

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laughed our asses off. 
She'd drop off. 

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Oh, for sure, after she made a 
big deal about not giving up 

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her. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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I forgot about that. 
Yeah. 

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Use the strap if you're going to
like dangle over a balcony. 

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Also, I wouldn't dangle over a 
balcony period. 

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Well, I'll put my phone over a 
balcony, but. 

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All it takes is like a Lexia, 
like actually elbowing or and so

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isn't this beautiful? 
I love the that color Lexus 

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dress that was very that was a 
great pink on. 

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Her all the dresses looked good 
on them. 

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I, I, I'm happier with the ones 
that took a more bold choice 

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than, you know, just wearing a 
white dress or a black dress. 

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They all look good. 
They all look great for them. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
I didn't like Kiki's Polly 

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Pockets Ear Raiders, but I 
realized that they're for the 

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costume so make solid fun. 
So, yeah, well. 

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We have a big day ahead of us 
tomorrow. 

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I don't have to shave. 
I still have to go to my 

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reunion. 
We're going to go to the dumb. 

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Not in that order, but. 
No, that's going on got clean 

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the house yeah, we're. 
Having people staying over, we 

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had to clean the house. 
Oh my God, I clean up the 

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fridge. 
All this really exciting stuff 

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go. 
To the grocery store be humans. 

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We have brunch the next day. 
Oh, poor us in our. 

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Brown Oh my God. 
And we might have brunch 

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tomorrow. 
At least we crazy so. 

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See how it goes. 
I think she's going to join too.

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Well, she may seem like she's 
getting her nails done, so we're

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going to figure that out. 
Oh, that's where she meant much 

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then Nails when we were having a
really boring conversation on 

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this spot. 
With that, we're going to talk 

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about it next time. 
Till next time.

