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Welcome to the episode of 
Husbands Watching Housewives. 

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I'm Scott. 
And I'm Jeff. 

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And we just watched episode of 
The Real Housewives of Miami. 

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We did episode 3-4 I. 
Don't know. 

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It's Miami. 
It's Miami. 

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Even weirder still is it feels 
weird to have waited a week 

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before doing another show. 
It's I don't. 

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Well, we've said so many times, 
but like not having Atlanta on 

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Sunday, which is dumb. 
Like, yeah, just just, I don't. 

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Think we said it so many times. 
I think we said it once. 

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Maybe, we said to each other 
off, off the pause. 

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But it's just it, it's it's 
yeah. 

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Definitely. 
True bad news bears bad news. 

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For those of you just joining 
us, thank you. 

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We appreciate it. 
We are two husbands. 

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We watch the Real Housewives 
shows, we talk about them. 

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We don't recap them. 
We just talk about what we saw. 

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Sometimes that involves 
recapping, but I'll tell you how

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great of a of a recap that is. 
I took a couple notes. 

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Where are they? 
Not here. 

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So we're relying on the old 
noggin. 

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That's what we do. 
So we just literally watch the 

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show and now we're upstairs to 
talk about it. 

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And that's what we're doing 
here. 

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So let you subscribe, do all 
that stuff. 

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And now, Jeff, now you can toss 
it. 

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No, sorry. 
I feel like you really can recap

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the premise each time. 
I know like it's there's always 

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newer viewers or newer 
listeners, but yeah. 

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You'd also be surprised how 
easily or like how you know 

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important it is to say things 
like, like and subscribe. 

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Make sure you follow us. 
That's true. 

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That's true, people. 
Are like, oh, I guess they don't

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really need me to do that no, we
really need you to do that 

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please we're we're trying to you
know especially on YouTube. 

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If you watch us on YouTube, 
follow us there like we we want 

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to. 
I don't think we'll earn any 

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money on YouTube, but it'd be 
nice if we did kind. 

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Of someday dreams. 
It's expensive little hobby, 

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yes. 
It yes 'cause we're not really 

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getting anything back out of it.
Yeah, actually, I wouldn't say 

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it's expensive. 
It was expensive buying it. 

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But we're we could we, this was 
all last year's expense. 

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We're all good now. 
So now we just enjoyed doing. 

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This. 
That's true. 

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That's true. 
And if we didn't, even if we 

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didn't have the podcast, we'd 
still do Bravo Con. 

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So it's not like we're doing it 
strictly for the podcast, 

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although we probably should 
podcast from Bravo Con. 

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Probably should, but then we'll 
have to figure out how to bring 

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microphones on an airplane. 
And now? 

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That we don't have to take our 
shoes off now we can afford the 

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microphones on. 
Even get me started. 

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It's the number one concern in 
America is, Oh my God, I'd take 

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my shoes off at the airport. 
That's what we had to fix. 

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It's really not. 
It really is not. 

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It is not. 
Were you ever personally like 

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wore back when you had to take 
your shoes off like slip ONS or 

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sandals? 
I would. 

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I never do on a plane. 
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wear slip ONS if I could. 
I would never wear flip flops 

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because my feet would be too 
cold like I. 

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Oh, for sure. 
No, no, for sure. 

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But like slip ONS for sure. 
That way they're just easy on, 

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easy off, all that stuff. 
But now we don't have to worry 

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about it. 
Now I'm gonna wear like thigh 

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high boots next time I go. 
To the thigh high boots. 

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To me and my thigh highs so. 
As you do. 

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Yeah. 
Well I know where this started 

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and it was a self help. 
Yes, it was meeting herself, 

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Help, Guru or whatever he called
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I just, it's so of today, it's 
like I saw this guy on Instagram

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and I liked his memes basically 
is what you're saying. 

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That is what I liked his post 
and I was like, yeah, that 

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resonates. 
Even you are a man. 

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I'm seeing it from a different 
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You should come and do a party 
for me and my girlfriends and 

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we're going to talk about 
narcissism. 

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Easy for you to say what 
bothered me most about that 

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scene, and I know I'm glad they 
put it into perspective later by

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saying it was hurricane season 
because that's usually like 

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October, November, December. 
It's winter basically. 

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But I was like, this guy's 
wearing like South Miami wearing

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a knit sweater. 
Shirt Oh, I didn't put that 

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together. 
You're right. 

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Yeah, I was. 
Like, I don't know, I, I don't 

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understand this whole, this is 
how I know I'm old. 

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I don't understand the whole 
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going on that all the young kids
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Looks hot. 
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You're gonna sweat your balls 
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when it is hot. 
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you would do that. 
It doesn't lend itself to 

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undershirts. 
And I I would never not wear an 

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undershirt under any sort of 
sweater material. 

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Yeah, like, come on. 
So I mean that only happens on 

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TV like TV, like fictional, like
scripted TV. 

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Yeah, and so that I just keep 
imagining all these polo shirt 

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sweater knits just becoming Bo 
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Like, there's just no way you're
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so. 
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It's it's I don't care how much.
Deodorant you work, We wear it's

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sweater on bare skin. 
No, it's also gonna stain the 

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underarm. 
Like, yeah, just I don't not a 

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good idea. 
Yeah, it's not a good idea. 

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So is, yeah. 
And then I didn't capture. 

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I didn't capture. 
I didn't catch whether that guy 

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is like living in America now or
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Australia just to do this. 
Did she fly him out? 

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Yeah, that's I am a bit curious.
I is he a scammer because she 

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sentenced to fall for that type 
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I feel like that's what they're 
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axe. 
Maybe someday that he shady. 

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There's some sort of shady 
business going on. 

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I don't, I don't know. 
I mean there's reasons why she's

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like very close friends and very
similar to Teresa. 

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Birds with feather. 
Yeah, I can see that. 

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Birds with feather get fleeced 
together. 

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I'm stalking him out. 
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with, was his name Nick Daniel? 
Oh gosh, The Australian. 

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I can't remember. 
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Then it was another scene with 
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Then it was it was Lisa and Jody
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Talking about how he's there for
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into her life, people, the users
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So she's always being used and 
treated badly. 

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And then he came along and yeah,
he moved those people a lot away

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it. 
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to talk about how Lenny is still
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like. 
As far as a part of their 

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agreements. 
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or their married, I don't know, 
something like that. 

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There was agreement in the end. 
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So I was like, OK, neat. 
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Stephanie going out and again, 
one more God damn time do 

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Birkins wet. 
If I hear about her Birkin in 

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the next episode, I'm going to 
lose my mind. 

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Here's something I'm going to 
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I love Mason Kyle Richards. 
I think Birkins are typically 

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ugly. 
Yeah, no, they, they. 

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They're not a cute purse and 
it's just be, I don't, I don't 

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care if it's $10,000 plus. 
30,000, yeah. 

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It's not that cute. 
I'd rather have a very cute 

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lesser brand or lesser brand 
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I just think it's just a 
wasteful. 

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I think a Birkin goes. 
Ugly. 

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Back to the. 
Birkins go in line with Rolls 

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Royces. 
They're very kind of they're, 

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they seem to me to be a more 
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status symbol. 
That got to every housewife of 

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Atlanta. 
Like dying the driver of Rolls 

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Royce. 
Why? 

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But the Birkin, just like the 
the Rolls Royce, are very boxy 

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and just seem to larger than 
they need to be and. 

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Yeah, let's put it this way. 
So Stephanie is 40 and I'm not 

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saying she like physically she 
looks 40. 

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When I found her age I'm like OK
that makes sense. 

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But how she dresses and styles 
herself is like she's 60. 

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She's an old soul. 
She went through that. 

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I'm an old soul and I look 45. 
But that's just because you're a

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gay. 
You're a gay boy. 

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Well, but if I was a woman, I 
would still be dressed like a 45

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year old and not like I'm 60. 
Like I should be like the mother

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of the bride 10 times over. 
Like it's just the Chanel and 

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I'm sorry. 
I'm tired of bows and people and

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grown woman's hair and just like
all like the Prince and like, 

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it's just so like I am a 60 year
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very. 
It's very Bunny McDougal. 

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Yeah, who is 60? 
Who looks like in dresses way 

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younger than Stephanie is 
Adriana. 

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She'll be 60 this year. 
Really. 

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Yes, that's Christian. 
And she like has a more youthful

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spirit than Adriana than than 
Stephanie. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
So I don't know why I'm shouting

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about this but like it just bugs
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When you were growing up where 
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were you one of those gay guy 
gay kids? 

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Well yes, because I have a 
little gay boy and I watch. 

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I love TCM and like. 
Even as a kid. 

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Even like as a kid or as a 
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I liked old movie, older movies 
typically, and I loved, I loved 

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older TV shows. 
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Growing up in the night, that 
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That's how I discovered The 
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other my three sons, et cetera, 
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I drew Lion, Patty Duke was 
really all I went to with those 

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but. 
I watched everything. 

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Donna Reed couldn't do it like. 
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No, couldn't do it. 
You know, just so, so many shows

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it was original. 
Nick at night shows. 

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The only one I could really get 
into was the Patty Duke Show. 

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OK, it was the best. 
I mean, because it's like 

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ridiculous. 
Identical got sentence. 

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Yeah. 
But you know, again, our love of

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soaps and one actress playing 2 
characters, always the best. 

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Also, because I was I didn't, it
didn't occur to me that a show 

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that old would try to do that 
like that they could get away 

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with it because you'd think that
the technology wouldn't have 

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been there. 
It wasn't, it wasn't, but they 

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they still did a really good job
with. 

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It so, yeah, it'd be like really
quick. 

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Like, you know, it would be a 
double, but you'd be so quick 

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you wouldn't see it's a double. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
You know, But yes, I've always 

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been into, you know, like in 
terms of entertainment, older 

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stuff like that, that just fits 
me. 

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So I am an old soul. 
I think she's just dowdy. 

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And not Kristen Dowdy. 
That's dowdy. 

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Oh. 
So sorry. 

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So yeah, like, I don't know why 
it's just her attitude and her, 

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that whole scene of like, 
watching them go to the 

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apartment buildings and like, 
what's what's her husband's 

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name? 
It's not. 

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I'm almost in Maloof, but that's
Adrian Maloof. 

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Yeah, I forget it's Mahmoud or 
something like. 

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Insert husband's name Oh my God 
the dog just shit on the bed. 

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He literally died and like I'm 
just. 

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I, I mean, I did like that, like
he was. 

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I did like that she made the 
differentiation that, you know, 

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he acts a little bit more lively
than she does, even though he's 

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older than her. 
And then like I did like while 

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they're walking through, he's 
like, why do you need to see 

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more than one apartment? 
They're all the same. 

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They're going to be fine. 
And then you know clearly. 

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That's also because she was 
hiding the dogs from her. 

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Well, he no, they said that they
put the dogs in one of the 

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apartments. 
They said that earlier on. 

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But either way, I did like that.
She's like, we're going to go to

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the other apartment. 
So that's that thing I did like 

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because she's like, you can try 
and talk me out of this, but no,

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I'm going to do what I came here
to do. 

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Just quit, you know, quit 
screwing up my work. 

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With my Patty Duke flip, I just 
I just can't. 

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And she's like flipping. 
I'm like there's no hair to flip

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behind your behind you OK, get a
weave like it just I don't know 

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why she like kind of rubs me the
wrong way, but she rubs me the 

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wrong way. 
We'll see if that changes. 

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But pretty. 
I mean, based on our Tik Toks 

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last week, it seemed that you, a
lot of people agreed with you 

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that they were like, hey, you 
know, pump your brakes there New

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Girl, don't come in here guns a 
blaze and be in. 

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Yeah, come in like super hot. 
Like I do agree and we'll get 

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more in depth. 
Nothing to get in depth to it, 

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but I like, you know, Lisa's, I 
would say my girl. 

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I like the few housewives we say
like, oh, that's my girl on 

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other franchises. 
So she's not quite there yet. 

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But I'm for all the purposes for
this show, she and Gertie are my

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girls, so to speak. 
But she was dead wrong for being

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two hours late, dead completely 
wrong and not owning up to it 

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right away and not leading with 
an apology. 

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It was just like, what are you 
doing? 

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I, I love that you were like, I 
sense a clock. 

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I sense a clock coming on the 
minute Mary Saul got there and 

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like she got in the van and said
12. 

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You're, you're like, there's 
gonna be a countdown. 

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Because whenever they do that, 
where it's like it was, it was 

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dead silent. 
And then she's like got into the

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I'm like, something's going on 
here. 

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Well, also, it's all like, you 
know, previews online that in 

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the trailer last week that she 
was going to be late, but I was 

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like, it was a good time clock 
and sure enough, like 2 hours. 

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Why didn't they leave her and 
have her come? 

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Yeah, to the place afterwards? 
Like they're they could got they

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could have gotten her an Uber or
or PA could have like drove her,

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driven her like I don't 
understand. 

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It makes me wonder if they were 
all told different times. 

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Well, I'm sure yeah they do have
different call times, but like. 

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No, but I wonder if they 
specifically purposely told Lisa

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Oh no you don't have to be there
till 2, just OK, I'll. 

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Have glam come at 12? 
Yeah. 

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So and you know, but yeah, no, 
it was really, really it was, it

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was rude that Lisa didn't. 
I mean, if she was going to be 

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late, at least she'll be hi 
guys. 

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Sorry I'm so late but she'll be 
like hi guys, I'm here. 

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Hey goddesses. 
Also, the theme is dumb. 

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I mean maybe it'll come into 
more play next week when we see 

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the actual party, but this whole
like walk up of goddess of blah 

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blah blah goddess of penises or 
whatever called Kiki. 

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Yeah, I think after Old 
Hollywood, a Grecian theme is my

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next least favorites. 
I think we should turn the space

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behind your head. 
We should start a list of 

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housewife theme parties. 
I don't think I've seen Greek 

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the Grecian theme too many 
times. 

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It's it's. 
I'm sure can. 

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We talk. 
I liked what everyone was 

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wearing for the party, but I 
don't know what the hell Star 

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Trek uniform Kiki's got like 
that was. 

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Where Why are you wearing green 
when everyone else is like 

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wearing white or bed? 
I mean, you're. 

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Supposed to be like garden 
themed maybe? 

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So I could see like it's kind of
springy and everything. 

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But it was so architect, it was 
so architectural. 

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Yeah, and it it looked like a 
weird Star Trek alien costume, 

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so yeah. 
She looked. 

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Good, but I mean the. 
Hair, too, made it very old 

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school. 
Star Trek. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
So. 

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But Speaking of Kiki, I don't 
know why she has her own scenes.

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I don't know why I'm supposed to
care about her father. 

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I wish them the the best, but it
doesn't make it a good TV. 

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Oh, he called her son on his 
birthday. 

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Yay. 
I don't. 

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Know why? 
I don't know why Larsa had to be

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like, I guess Larsa. 
Why do Larsa had to be in that 

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to be a talk to? 
Yeah, exactly. 

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But I don't know why I there's I
can count on probably one hand 

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the number of friends I have, 
let alone and that's not to 

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mention quote UN quote friends. 
Like I would be so ooked out to 

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be on the like. 
Oh hi, nice to meet you Miss Mr.

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Kiki Barth or whatever his name 
is. 

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You know Kiki's dad. 
I would just don't want that. 

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Like think about your Co workers
then imagine having to like do a

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weird hello on the phone to 
them. 

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That man does not know who Larsa
is, does not care who Larsa is 

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and does not need to say hello 
to Larsa. 

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No. 
All the above, yes. 

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Yes. 
So yeah, not into it. 

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Yeah, and like miniature golf 
and their awkward conversation 

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with her son and his friend. 
Yeah, I mean, that was nice. 

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It was cute. 
Maybe they're, you know, I guess

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maybe they're trying cuz there 
are only 5, I guess 6 now 

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mainstream housewives. 
Maybe they're trying to like, 

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upgrade, you know, get another 
house. 

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I feel like she's like a friend 
with a, like with an uppercase F

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Yeah. 
Because she is really leaning 

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into like, you know, especially 
in Marisol too. 

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Well, it's like Marisol clearly 
would have had the opportunity 

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to be a main, I'm sure. 
And she just doesn't seem to 

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want it. 
Like, I don't know what those 

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works about her. 
Yeah. 

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So I think maybe they're gonna 
upgrade Kinky. 

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Maybe. 
That's I wonder if she makes the

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same as like Alexia because 
they're both OG. 

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Oh yeah, Mary. 
And they're best friends and I 

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would be a little bit annoyed 
though if but she's in. 

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But it's not like she does less 
work because she's in every 

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episode. 
Crazy so. 

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Going back to the mini golf, I 
have to say it's brave of them 

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to have filmed in black light. 
Like, no, I mean, because you 

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never know what's going to look 
all freaking weird and black. 

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That's like, you know, your 
teeth just come out all crazy or

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you know, whatever. 
But. 

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I I just be like DNA everywhere.
That's where you're going. 

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No, no, no, But I I'm imagining 
that production may have color 

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corrected to make sure that 
like, you know, Larsa didn't 

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look like the weird devil or 
something like, yeah, you know, 

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I'm sure much like these pink 
lights make make us look. 

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Yeah, I just, I don't know, I 
don't need all that much Larsa 

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in my life. 
Would it Larsa have anything 

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Larsa related this episode? 
No. 

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So she she was just everyone had
a new confessional. 

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Yeah. 
With her red feather like FRA. 

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Chiffon. 
Yeah, something red fringe. 

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Yeah, but it didn't do good for.
I mean, it wasn't bad, wasn't. 

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And then, was it? 
Who had the weird braided tube 

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top? 
Was that Lisa Gertie? 

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Gertie. 
Oh, yeah, but all right. 

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It was I like the color on her. 
It was better than like the and 

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she did it tonight. 
I'm a I'm a as a Grecian thing, 

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the spray painted like silver 
hair head thing. 

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They, they showed a flashback 
of, of Gertie like, and she had 

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like a long wig and I thought, 
wow, she's really pretty with 

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the, the long hair. 
Like I wonder if we're gonna see

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any of that or if she's really 
rocking the short natural, you 

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00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,560
know, cuz of the. 
You know, probably the short 

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natural. 
I think she's really pretty with

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the with the with as bald. 
Absolutely, but I just, you 

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know, I, I don't know, I think 
sometimes when I see women doing

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the short hair and then let 
alone bald like you, you know, 

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I'm just get so used to it where
then when I see them with hair, 

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I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, 
that's doesn't look right at 

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all, but. 
Like shell I am. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Like you're like, I want, I want

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one or the other, but I, I, I 
don't know. 

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I. 
Think she never bald these days 

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00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,080
like she on Instagram she always
has a wig on. 

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Interesting that's. 
Interesting, I want to know 

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more. 
Right or right. 

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Speaking of Gertie, the sit down
with with Julia. 

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What did you think about that? 
Was Julia sincere? 

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No, I don't know. 
I mean, I think she was sincere 

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in that. 
Like she got caught being a, you

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know, Debbie Downer and being 
all nasty and mean and she 

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wanted to like, move past that, 
I think. 

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I don't think she was sincere 
and really wanting to, you know,

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be friends. 
I think she just wanted to put 

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the ugliness behind them so she 
would stop feeling bad. 

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I. 
Don't think she felt bad. 

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No, I, I think she felt guilty 
or bad about doing something, 

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but I don't think it was the 
thing that she, I don't think 

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she felt guilty about. 
She wasn't the right thing to 

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feel guilty. 
You know, I don't think she, 

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unlike the Barbra Streisand, 
Barry Gibbs on, does not feel 

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guilty and she has something to 
feel guilty about for being so 

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horrible to Gertie. 
I don't think one, that she met 

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the apology. 
I think 2, she was seething with

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anger and could barely contain 
it. 

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And I'm like, why are you so 
angry at Gertie? 

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Like, what's the deal? 
And then three kind of she, I 

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thought she expected Gertie to 
be more apologetic to her, which

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she did, you know, I think she 
took enough accountability of 

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like you came at me and I went 
below the belt and that was 

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wrong to to talk about your 
facelift, you know, etcetera, 

404
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etcetera. 
But if anyone needed to 

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apologize the most, it was 
Julia. 

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And she did, she apologized. 
I just don't feel like it was 

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really there. 
It was more so I need to like 

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not like, like an ass in front 
of the viewers. 

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So I'm going to apologize and 
piece this together even though 

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I don't really feel it. 
I feel like the thing that Julia

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was most upset about was that 
she got, she mentioned the 

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facelift on camera at all. 
Totally. 

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00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:38,480
It wasn't about you left Martina
to have a facelift. 

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It wasn't anything about 
anything else. 

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It was just that it's been said 
on camera that you had a 

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facelift. 
And she did. 

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I didn't. 
I don't really know her before 

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this, so. 
But she looks really good. 

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I mean, that's one thing I can 
say about Julia. 

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00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,800
Yeah. 
So good work. 

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I do kind of want, but I yeah, 
yeah, I guess it's good work in 

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that I didn't notice that it was
done. 

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Like, I've seen pictures of her 
before and I never really put. 

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It's not like she had, you know,
Margaret's face job and teeth, 

425
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,320
teeth, you know, everything 
they've done. 

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The jury. 
A lot of it really did at 180 

427
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where you're like. 
Well, that's a whole different 

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face. 
Totally. 

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00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,800
This is definitely the same face
and you know, just, I guess 

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better tighter skin or whatever.
But yeah, that's what I think 

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bugged me the most is that Julia
wasn't upset about anything to 

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do other than the fact that it 
was set on camera. 

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And so therefore she didn't 
truly feel bad about saying mean

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things to Gertie. 
She didn't feel bad about, you 

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00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:35,240
know, not treating Gertie the 
right way or reacting the way 

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that she did it. 
The only thing she felt bad 

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00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:41,160
about was that the public knows 
she had a facelift, which, 

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boohoo, who cares? 
We expected of half these 

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00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:48,520
ladies, but I guess it matters 
to her but. 

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What matters most to Julia is 
the show, and I think that's 

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something she is a constant in 
her life and she needs to 

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maintain it and she's desperate,
desperate trying to hold on to 

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it. 
That's creating this issue with 

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Gertie when there's no issue so.
I thought it was interesting as 

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well when they were like 
apologizing to each other or 

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like Julia kept trying to kind 
of interrupt as and Gertie was 

447
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,200
just let me get this, let me get
this out. 

448
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,480
I want to say this. 
Do you like me, Gertie? 

449
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,840
No, I don't. 
No, I, I liked that Gertie was 

450
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:24,040
like, let me just get this out. 
But you could tell that Julia 

451
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:27,480
was flustered in such a way 
that, like, her English was not 

452
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,200
right. 
Like the way she was piercing 

453
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:34,040
together, her sentences was very
much English as a second 

454
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:39,200
language, like, and I couldn't 
tell if she was like, it was 

455
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,640
just more that she was, I think,
caught off guard. 

456
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,280
And like, she was trying to 
like, convey a lot of, I think, 

457
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:49,080
complicated thoughts and 
feelings, but she couldn't get 

458
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,120
formulated fast enough. 
And Gertie definitely could. 

459
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,640
And so it kind of kept putting 
Julia at a disadvantage. 

460
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,200
And I think that made her more 
frustrated. 

461
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,960
And it's one of those things 
where like the more frustrated 

462
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,880
you get, the harder it gets to 
to speak your mind. 

463
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,800
And you just keep digging 
yourself deeper and deeper and 

464
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,280
I. 
Really feel that's what Julia 

465
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,680
did in that scene is she just 
dug deeper and deeper and it I 

466
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:13,120
don't think it one scored her 
any points with fans and viewers

467
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:15,520
or me especially. 
And I don't believe things will 

468
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,720
like stay good between them. 
And I believe that she will, 

469
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,240
unlike she said, talk about this
the other girls about what 

470
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:22,880
happened. 
Yeah. 

471
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,840
So we. 
Forgot about how it was Alexia 

472
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,560
and yes. 
I was about to get to that. 

473
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:33,840
So these women, at least some of
them are not Gertie's actual 

474
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,840
friends because Alexia's saying,
see, there Gertie go, there she 

475
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:40,480
goes, you know, da da da. 
And I get Gertie can be very 

476
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,480
loud and, you know, like there's
a lot of hand gestures and 

477
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,920
she's, you know, very. 
Animated. 

478
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:53,680
Yes, but I feel it's slightly 
getting into a territory of a 

479
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,920
micro. 
I was going to say, yeah, no, I 

480
00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:01,800
mean IA lot of those, yeah. 
I think there's no other way to 

481
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,760
put it. 
The fact that they expect dirty 

482
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:10,600
to calm down and the ice I it 
was might have been the Julia 

483
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,360
conversation or may have been 
with Alexia where they pretty 

484
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,920
much said, you know, said will 
you get so angry? 

485
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:19,040
And it's like, OK, now you're 
calling her an angry black 

486
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,280
woman. 
And again, it's this thing and 

487
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,560
that. 
No, it was with Alexia because 

488
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,320
she said we all get like this 
how it was. 

489
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,840
I think it had it gone on 
further or maybe it edited 

490
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,320
differently. 
I'm pretty sure Gertie said why 

491
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,760
is it bad for me to be like this
right. 

492
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,400
Which everyone else is like. 
Says you yell, and like Alexia 

493
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,960
was so taken aback by that. 
Like, like how dare you? 

494
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:44,040
But it's true, like as much as 
Gertie is like this, Alexia 

495
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:49,800
crying and just like basically 
flogging herself in every scene,

496
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:55,040
you know, you're very dramatic 
as well, and so you calm down. 

497
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,000
Yeah, exactly. 
Don't. 

498
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,240
Also never tell a housewife to 
call down. 

499
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,560
Calm down. 
No, never works. 

500
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:06,800
The fact that Gertie didn't just
jump up and, like, snatch Julia 

501
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,480
after she threw water on her 
shows shows that she can contain

502
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,000
herself. 
And I think she knew at that 

503
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,080
moment, if she hadn't, she would
be blamed. 

504
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,600
She'd be the angry black woman 
that she'd be all the things. 

505
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,680
Yeah. 
And so, yeah, she's just coming 

506
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:26,360
at her, like, with no sympathy. 
And a lot of we're tiptoeing 

507
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:31,360
into microaggression land. 
So on a lighter note, regarding 

508
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:34,600
Juliet, do you think she has any
looks that aren't a wet look 

509
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,400
like when the wet look was in? 
And was that like the late 80s, 

510
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,960
early 90s? 
Julia was probably like in 

511
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,800
heaven with that. 
I mean I am as she just slicked 

512
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,440
back all day every day. 
She probably owns it's. 

513
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,520
Miami, though. 
Owns a lot of lycra I'm sure she

514
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,480
probably loved like the gym wear
back in the day. 

515
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,840
He had some French cut leotard 
she'd wear. 

516
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,880
I just I heard. 
I make it as questionable as 

517
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,160
well. 
It's a little throwback. 

518
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,560
Yeah, it's very, Julia is very 
throwback, and maybe that's her 

519
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,040
thing. 
What is it with me noticing all 

520
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,440
the 80s? 
I don't know. 

521
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,720
I mean, well, she's dating a 
woman who was, you know, popular

522
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,040
in the 80s. 
Maybe that's what caught her up.

523
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:17,000
I never thought about that. 
That was Martinez heyday 

524
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,160
they're. 
Not just dating, they're 

525
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,440
married. 
Sorry, married? 

526
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:24,040
I think dating. 
Oh, she's married a lady from 

527
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:31,720
the 80s. 
So, yeah, so we're even. 

528
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,280
Getting into like the hurricane.
Oh yeah, Hurricane. 

529
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,000
OK, got it. 
Thanks, I'm glad everyone's 

530
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,720
fine. 
I I never thought about coconuts

531
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,120
being deadly during a hurricane 
but that makes so much sense. 

532
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:46,000
Just flying at you or like 
shattering your windows? 

533
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,600
Exactly. 
That's, I mean, I, I always 

534
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,400
think about how fortunate we are
that we live in Northern 

535
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,400
California where we don't have 
severe weather. 

536
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,520
I have had coworkers in 
different parts of the country 

537
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:02,400
who've had like their cars just 
annihilated by like hail the 

538
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,840
size of your fist. 
Oh gosh. 

539
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:05,480
Yeah. 
And you know, it's a sort of 

540
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,400
thing where like when I used to,
you know, we live in the city, 

541
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,840
it's like, oh, well, I parked my
car on the street, big deal. 

542
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,920
But if you had hail and you just
parked your car on the street, 

543
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,360
you could just damage your car 
beyond recognition. 

544
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:19,000
So it's like no wonder. 
Yet garages are where it's at. 

545
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,840
I mean, if we ever lived like 
somewhere crazy weather, we need

546
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:22,800
a garage. 
I just. 

547
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,000
Can't. 
Oh, for sure I can't. 

548
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,360
A carport's not going to cut it.
Either might. 

549
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,680
You're still exposed to the 
elements. 

550
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,360
Yeah, I don't want any golf. 
I need that door coming inside 

551
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,840
inside a. 
Garage door. 

552
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:37,360
Yeah, but no, I we'd be those 
people on House Hunters being 

553
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,840
like, no, we need a garage. 
Yeah, I wouldn't be like we need

554
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,600
a three car garage because I 
need a workshop, you know? 

555
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,600
Or a place for my golf cart? 
No, no. 

556
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:50,880
And I need a man cave God well. 
We, we, well, it's the things 

557
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,040
that I know is about house 
hunters, yeah. 

558
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,080
Yeah, we would be the people who
are like, well, we need space 

559
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,760
for our podcast. 
Yeah, I don't know. 

560
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,920
This wouldn't be a very good 
podcast room. 

561
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,440
We'll be like, oh, we're so 
used. 

562
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,800
To it really. 
What are sticks like here? 

563
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,840
Hello. 
Hello. 

564
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,640
Yeah. 
But I don't know where are we 

565
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,560
going to put the action board. 
There's no real good wall to put

566
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,040
the action board. 
OK, we are Speaking of action. 

567
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,600
We need to put some strings back
up here. 

568
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,320
We haven't strings in forever. 
Yeah, maybe we don't need them 

569
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,280
anymore. 
No, we'll wait for some real 

570
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,680
drama to start. 
Well, OC is coming tomorrow. 

571
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,560
OC is coming tomorrow, I'm 
looking forward to it. 

572
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,320
We're. 
I am too. 

573
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,160
We're going. 
To get busy for a few weeks. 

574
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,320
Good 33 housewives a week. 
For three weeks and then we're 

575
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,440
then we'll say goodbye to 
Atlanta. 

576
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,040
But then isn't something else 
starting up? 

577
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,280
That's no. 
I mean they have thought like 

578
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,280
would be the next one because 
they have that, you know, 

579
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,160
already filmed. 
So that would make the most 

580
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,720
sense. 
And I'm guessing we talked about

581
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,880
this already. 
I'm guessing they won't show or 

582
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,800
release Rhode Island until after
Bravo Con. 

583
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:51,760
You had said that. 
I mean it makes if Bravo Con's 

584
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:55,320
in November, it makes somewhat 
sense. 

585
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,120
They're going to tease it and 
because they're going to have 

586
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,600
all the, all the, all the 
coverage for Bravo Con and 

587
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,520
they're gonna like interlace, 
I'm sure some Rhode Island. 

588
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,920
It'd be a good holiday show. 
I could see like Rhode Island 

589
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,680
and Beverly Hills coming out in 
November. 

590
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,840
That would be good. 
Or just yeah, around that time, 

591
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,240
yeah. 
I guess also we're gonna 

592
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,920
probably meet Rhode Island 
housewives at Bravo Cons. 

593
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,480
I mean. 
There's gonna be a panel. 

594
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,800
I'm like introducing the Real 
Housewives of the. 

595
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,600
Island panel, but maybe they 
would like because I feel like 

596
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:30,160
they introduced New York at like
the Bravo con like 20 and 22. 

597
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,280
Maybe. 
When we didn't go to right. 

598
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:36,720
So yeah, but it'll. 
Be interesting next week on 

599
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:40,760
Miami though. 
Lisa cries and storms off. 

600
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,720
Yes, and that's all we really 
see. 

601
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:47,760
We see Stephanie and her family 
and the whole narcissist of it 

602
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,640
all and oh. 
That's actually interesting 

603
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,320
because when she said that she 
hasn't talked to her sisters in 

604
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:58,400
a while, it immediately made me 
think of Danielle on Jersey and 

605
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,480
how she and her brother had to 
fall out. 

606
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,680
Falling out. 
But they never quite said why 

607
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,320
and there was always this kind 
of like BS reason as to why it 

608
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,480
happened. 
Instagram and he like also never

609
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,920
came on the show. 
It just never made. 

610
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,720
Sense why it happened and so 
when Stephanie was going on 

611
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,280
about how like we had you know 
they don't we don't talk we 

612
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,760
don't communicate I was just 
kind of like well are we ever 

613
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:22,160
going to find out why and it 
seems like maybe we do but at 

614
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:22,840
the same. 
Time. 

615
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,480
I don't need any Sibley drama 
anymore, I've just had too much 

616
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,240
of it with Atlanta. 
I don't mind the sibling drama 

617
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,280
if we actually get it on camera.
It's this always talking about 

618
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,960
it like Danielle did that. 
But even when it was on camera 

619
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,240
with Britt and her sisters, it 
was like womp womp well. 

620
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,520
That was just a womp womp to 
begin with. 

621
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,640
I'm just saying I. 
That's Brett to get with. 

622
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:48,400
I'm, I think I've, I don't know,
I'm a little encouraged by the 

623
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,360
fact that it's in next week's 
episode. 

624
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:54,480
It's going to be Stephanie's 
third episode all together, and 

625
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,960
if they're already bringing it 
in, it looks like it's a little 

626
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,320
confrontational and maybe I'm 
wrong. 

627
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,760
But I'm it seems to be like a 
situation similar to Danielle's 

628
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,080
situation of like, you know, 
her, she's venting to her 

629
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:09,360
parents about her siblings, and 
they're just like, oh, you know,

630
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,240
trying to maintain a neutrality.
Yeah. 

631
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,760
So do you think was? 
I'm assuming that was one of her

632
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,040
sisters at the table? 
I thought that was her mom. 

633
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,640
She's very young. 
OK, put. 

634
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,640
The blonde hair that that makes.
Sense OK, because and who is she

635
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,760
reminding me of the Nastasha 
Kinski? 

636
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,840
Is she giving me that? 
Is that who I'm thinking? 

637
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:34,360
Of like Lafa Nikita. 
Yeah, the older, you know, 

638
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,920
Anyway, I'll, I'll think about 
it. 

639
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,440
No, because I thought, oh, I 
originally thought like 

640
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,320
Stephanie's sisters were. 
Oh, they're much older than she 

641
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,840
is, but that makes sense. 
That would be her mother, right?

642
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,720
That makes sense. 
Okay, then maybe we are gonna 

643
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,720
have a horrible sibling 
storyline. 

644
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,080
I take it all back. 
I mean, because there seems to 

645
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,720
be nothing really dramatic with 
her and her husband. 

646
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,600
And they can't just be like, I 
have Birkins. 

647
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,360
She needs more of a story. 
So it's like, by the way, I 

648
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,080
don't talk to my sisters. 
And I hate you, Lisa. 

649
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,880
That's the story. 
I just come for Lisa. 

650
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,120
I thought it was nice though, 
and we already said it earlier. 

651
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,640
I thought it was nice that at 
the end of the episode after 

652
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,960
coming for Lisa she tried to 
backpedal like I think since. 

653
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,560
Backpedal but also, but I think 
just being like, you know, I'm, 

654
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,320
I guess she really just came off
a little gruff, but she's like 

655
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,240
trying to explain. 
It's a pet peeve of mine that 

656
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,360
you know, and, and you know, and
Lisa just wasn't having it 

657
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,880
because I think Lisa is a 
narcissist. 

658
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,520
I think we find that out next. 
Week, yes. 

659
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,880
But also it's that same thing 
even when all when Marisol comes

660
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,080
on like, oh, she said what we 
were wanting to say for 13 

661
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,680
years. 
It's like, do all these women 

662
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,080
just not say these things? 
How? 

663
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,640
Do you not say it when you have 
like Andy Cohen saying it to her

664
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:49,280
face? 
Like like you should just say 

665
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,360
you are late. 
We're not going to tolerate it. 

666
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,720
If this happens again, we will 
leave you. 

667
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:58,080
We'll give you a good it's a 15 
minute grace period and then 

668
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,680
we're gone. 
It seems like every other 

669
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,200
franchise has the late person 
and they've all brought it up 

670
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,240
and they all make it very clear 
and they make jokes. 

671
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,480
About they've like hit Dorito 
over the head with it like so 

672
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,160
many times. 
Like why have you not to her 

673
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,960
face? 
Not in confessionals, Marisol. 

674
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,360
Why are you just saying it to 
her face? 

675
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,520
Like because she reacts like 
that probably probably freaks 

676
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:23,400
that F out. 
She's again, I'd like Lisa, you 

677
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,680
know, but she seems a bit 
exhausting. 

678
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:30,120
Yeah, I'm, yeah, I'm, I'm not, 
I'm just, I'm not on the Larsa 

679
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,960
wagon and I'm certainly not 
getting on that Lisa wagon with 

680
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,320
you, I think. 
I'm on the Lisa wagon, but I 

681
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,520
can, I can see I'm not so deep 
in it that I can't like point 

682
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:44,600
out her mistakes and her her 
flaws, her flaws. 

683
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,680
OK, I can see you with that. 
So, right. 

684
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,160
But I'm sure there'll be an 
explanation next week about why 

685
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,120
she was late and it may involve 
her dead dad because she likes 

686
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,960
to say dead dad. 
I think it involves her playing 

687
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,360
the victim. 
Yes, well, I think she's going 

688
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,800
to bring up her dead dad. 
How many times can you say dead 

689
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,160
dad today? 
As many times as Lisa can. 

690
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:13,360
Gosh, well I am definitely 
looking forward to next week. 

691
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,800
I'm looking forward to OC 
tomorrow. 

692
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,960
Yes, it snuck up on us so 
quickly. 

693
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,200
I did. 
So. 

694
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,840
But should we talk about this 
next time? 

695
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,760
Well, next time.
