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Welcome to the episode of 
Husbands Watching Housewives. 

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I'm Scott. 
And I'm Jeff. 

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And we just watched episode of 
The Real Housewives of Miami. 

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Sure did. 
Pianvenidos, Emiyami. 

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Just call me Will Smith. 
Wow, didn't didn't see that 

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coming. 
Yeah, I mean, I'm I'm a 

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surprise. 
You're a word. 

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Smith I'm a word, I'm a 
surprise, unlike this episode. 

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I mean, it was surprising, but 
the season was is season so far 

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at Miami is turning out to be 
like one or two notes. 

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I think that's still 
maintaining, although I guess 

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Beverly Hills was still one note
at this point. 

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Lord, it was Beverly Hills. 
We still be talking about the 

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Texas messages. 
I know be awful so I guess yeah.

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But no, it was a good episode. 
What happened before the party 

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though? 
Well, we are talking about text 

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messages I. 
Guess it is Texas messages. 

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Yes, we we were entered. 
Julia's boys. 

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Boys. 
Yes. 

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Sons. 
Yes, I guess they're now got to 

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the point where they can 
actually be on camera. 

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Yeah, things went through. 
Very cute, very loving. 

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Martinez got a spring in her 
step. 

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Allegedly. 
Yeah. 

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And then Adriana and Alexia come
over in the Battle of the Neon 

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Tiaz. 
Yeah, Tiaz, which means aunties.

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Thank you, Julia. 
See, we're we're learning. 

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We're learning things. 
Yes, I assumed as much when when

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Alexa came in and then sister 
should be called. 

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Tia. 
So with her doughnuts, yes, look

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like crappy doughnuts too. 
Yeah, they did. 

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They looked like oh God, I'm so 
yeah work today was. 

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I was so looking forward to it 
'cause it was so someones 

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birthday at the office. 
My boss all day yesterday was 

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like, remind me to buy doughnuts
tomorrow, Remind me to buy 

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doughnuts tomorrow. 
And he didn't even get into work

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yet and someone brought in 
doughnuts and I was like, I was 

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like, oh, and I so he didn't 
bring in doughnuts. 

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So the doughnuts I brought them 
were like, really? 

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They weren't even Krispy Kreme 
from Krispy Kreme. 

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They were the Krispy Kreme, 
clearly from like Safeway or 

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something. 
Shut up. 

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Yeah. 
So they weren't even that's. 

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So lame. 
Yeah, sounds like so lame. 

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He should have still brought in 
doughnuts because Krispy Kreme 

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are not good anymore. 
Like they were good, like 199798

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that was fine but now no good. 
They're so over the sugar. 

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Let me tell you someone, there's
a meeting in my office and 

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someone brought in their 
spouses. 

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It happens like every meeting 
now because this person's spouse

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bakes and every time it's like, 
oh, free desserts or free, you 

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know, pastries for the breakfast
meeting. 

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And I just saw them down there. 
I'm like, Nope, because I had 

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one once and it was some weird 
ingredients as as Teresa would 

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say, and it was not good. 
It was I was like. 

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When they're like when? 
So I want just a basic doughnut.

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Yes. 
When it gets pastries and it's 

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like, oh, there's this weird 
croissant and there's this thing

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and like, oh, there's almonds 
and there's for no, I want a 

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doughnut. 
I don't want that bullshit. 

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Yeah, I don't need a Danish, I 
don't need no, I want a doughnut

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yes. 
And lack of doughnut, I think 

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the the edges of doughnut I will
take is cinnamon roll that's. 

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Yes, because that's in the 
family. 

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I also don't like a fancy 
doughnut in San Francisco. 

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There's a lot of places that 
have like these fancy artesian 

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bullshit doughnuts that like, 
it's, oh, it's like this and 

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it's a blueberry mixed with 
bacon and da da da. 

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And I'm like, whatever happened 
to glaze? 

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We're having to like sugar 
doughnut. 

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Like I don't need this crap. 
For you, Yeah, yeah. 

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No. 
Yeah, yeah, Alexia brought the 

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equivalent of the crappy Krispy.
Kreme Yeah, she did. 

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Safeway doughnuts, Yeah. 
So I mean. 

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She I will say I'd rather have a
Safeway doughnut than a Krispy 

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Kreme. 
Yes, I have a generic doughnut 

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from Safeway that's like then a 
Krispy. 

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Kreme same. 
I agree. 

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I agree. 
But yeah, you know what we need 

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Angela's fans. 
We need to buy those because 

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because it gets warm up here and
I was like, man, if I had a fan 

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G, it'd work. 
But then it might be picked up 

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on the mic is the problem. 
Well, it turned down real low. 

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OK, I. 
Don't know if there are settings

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on earth. 
I should look this up, it'll 

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blow your. 
Hair back too. 

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You can. 
You look amazing. 

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A maze. 
So yeah, there's that scene. 

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I mean, you know, lovely boys. 
So we also was that their house,

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they live on a farm. 
She has the farm, I think it's 

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the whole thing with her. 
Hence her chicken coop is full 

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and now is her. 
Her house. 

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I mean, we'll get to Julia later
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But cute. 
Boys, lovely. 

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Boys. 
Lovely, yes? 

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Cute, lovely boys. 
So then she had her van for her 

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friend Kamara who? 
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I just remember Camaro because I
didn't watch this new, soon to 

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be over iteration of Queer Eye. 
I know him from real world. 

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And so that's, you know, that's 
when he was like kind of a 

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douche and now he's like fully 
out on himself or whatever. 

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But he was a bit obnoxious this 
episode. 

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Well, he wasn't really in it 
that much, but what he did, he'd

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come out there. 
I was like, hey. 

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Everybody, I smell money and I'm
like, yeah. 

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What I was confused about was 
that I thought when she said, 

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oh, and you know, I was very, it
was very gracious on them to let

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me invite my friends. 
I figured it was going to be 

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like a couple of them, not the 
entire goddamn cast. 

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Friends and all. 
Linus Larsa, right? 

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Yes, yeah, yes, because she had 
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the new guest. 
I don't think she's a friend 

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though because they have 3 
friends. 

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Carmen. 
Carmen Yeah, from Drag Race. 

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So it's basically like they, to 
me, it really felt like we're 

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having an event in Miami and 
it's gay related. 

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So what do gays love more? 
Housewife. 

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Nice, true. 
You know what Carmen is? 

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Carmen is like a friend of a 
friend, literally because she's 

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Kiki's friend. 
He was a Oh, yes, so friend to 

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friend Carmen, who people know 
from Drag Race and, you know, 

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now she didn't really have much 
to say. 

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I think she was kind of like 
taking it all in and. 

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Probably a lot to take in it is.
Yes, I would imagine so, yes, 

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yeah. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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Again, I mean, that was, I 
guess, exciting and interesting.

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Nothing really happened. 
Nothing happened. 

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Yeah, they kind of like, we're 
all it was. 

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They were very civil. 
It was like, look, we're all 

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civil and we're all like having 
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And then, you know the calm 
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party. 
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Stephanie going closet shopping.
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Where I I was a little cringent.
I always cringed by Stephanie in

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her Gidget hat like I don't know
what in the that girl in the 

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Gidget what in the Sally fields 
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me she's. 
Really has an aesthetic she's 

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going for. 
And it's like, yeah, like it's 

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like she's trying to be old 
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This is what it kind of reeks 
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Have to be old money to be old 
money, Yeah, you know. 

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And I believe we should refer to
as cringed instead of cringe 

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like it was I cringed when when 
anyone self diagnosis 

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themselves. 
Oh God, I hear people say that 

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like I. 
Mean at least if she's going to 

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say I have ADHDI like that she 
didn't. 

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She at least specified that like
I don't really have it. 

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I just joke that I do, but you 
know, I do Yeah. 

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Oh, yeah, Thank you. 
But like, yeah. 

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And, and I have to admit I agree
with her points that like, I 

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wouldn't necessarily want to 
have a glass in my closet 

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because that's. 
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You don't think about those 
things because it looks really 

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pretty until it's like, yeah. 
Yeah, so that made sense. 

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But yeah, it was just kind of a 
not a weird event, but it was an

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interesting. 
I've never seen some of the 

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closet shopping before. 
I guess right? 

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Housewife show. 
Right. 

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It was just kind of like, yeah, 
it was. 

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It was fun. 
It was fun. 

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But yeah, then it goes just 
straight to Gertie's event after

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that. 
Because nothing else really 

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happened, I. 
Feel like something else had. 

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To happen, I think no, it was 
that it was that Gertie's event 

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where they talk about the Todd 
thing because someone tells 

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Marisol that's oh, I can't 
remember who told her. 

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Someone told Marisol that Todd 
told them that he's trying to 

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win Alexia back. 
Oh, I didn't. 

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And Alexia said but yeah, Alexia
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out, hanging out with Todd and 
da, da, da. 

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And I guess they like got 
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it was a lot of Todd, Todd, 
Todd. 

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And then but then she gets 
offended when you bring up Todd 

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and like, that's my husband. 
And it's like, think of Frankie,

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OK, he left the house. 
He like moved out right in front

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of Frankie, right? 
I think there's got to be like, 

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that was a line you can't cross.
But with her, she's like, but 

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you know. 
Well, it's also the thing like. 

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I don't think Stephanie's wrong 
for like feeling weird about 

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like like all all Alexia does is
badmouth Todd. 

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And she didn't pull that party 
out of nowhere. 

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It stemmed from Todd. 
Yeah. 

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She wasn't going to this 
Instagram or slash. 

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Life Coach. 
Thank you. 

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Whatever you want to call this 
guy. 

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So like just for fun, she has. 
Mirror Artist. 

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Mirror Artist, She is having 
this issue with her husband, 

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thus begat the narcissist party.
So when someone says this is 

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about your husband, don't be 
offended because that's what it 

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was about. 
But wasn't that what she was 

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saying at that dinner with the 
weird guy for his birthday? 

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Like that, you know, oh, you 
know, you know, Todd's a 

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narcissist and da da da da. 
And like she was saying that 

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around everyone. 
So it's like there's like I can 

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say it, but you can't say. 
It and that's true to a degree 

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because you know there's things 
that we can say that others 

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can't but like I don't think I 
guess your husband's when. 

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We throw a whole freaking party 
about narcissism based upon your

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narcissistic husband. 
People are going to comment, 

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Yeah. 
And don't be mad when someone 

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says it, but that's. 
That's though the Teresa in her.

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Yeah, it does seem Alexia and 
Teresa share that overreactive 

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like you. 
You just said something that I'm

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supposed to be upset about. 
I'm not. 

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Don't know if I actually am 
upset about it, but I'm 

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supposed. 
To be, but on paper so. 

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I'm going to react to it, but 
yeah, so I think really just 

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getting to the the point of at 
at hand is I Gertie's party was 

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great, a little cliche in a lot 
of ways. 

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About the whole the cancer. 
Separation of life, Cancer, 

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right? 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
The fact that she quoted the 

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entire Miley Cyrus song. 
You know that It's my party. 

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I'll say what I want. 
I'll do what I want. 

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I'll drink what I want. 
Yeah, that's the. 

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That's the whole Miley Cyrus. 
Part in USA, yeah. 

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No, it's not part in the USA. 
It's the other song. 

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I mean the whole like. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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OK. 
Yeah, that's that song. 

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But just in general, a lot. 
I mean, they're cliches for a 

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reason. 
And, you know, like the fact 

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that she's like, I beat cancer. 
Like I, you know, I live life 

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loudly and I can live 
differently now. 

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Like things that, you know, I 
worry about, things that 

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actually matter. 
Like I get it. 

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That was just a bit like, you 
know, I, it taught me a lot. 

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It was a horrible thing. 
But like it, you know, I've 

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grown and I've changed, you 
know, thank you to my husband 

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and my boys for supporting me. 
Whatever, whatever, and then it 

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shifted to exposing. 
Here's the thing. 

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I understand what she was doing.
I didn't understand like why she

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chose this particular point to 
hammer. 

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Like what happened? 
Well, we knew what happened. 

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She got pissed because like it 
was two things she got pissed 

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about. 
Let's go back-to-back to back. 

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She got pissed about the stupid 
narcissist party when Julia 

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after saying we're not going to 
talk about, we talked about and 

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talked about it. 
Yeah, that was one. 

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And then 2 when Julia saw 
Russell and it was super awkward

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for him because he's like, I'm 
not going to talk to you like a 

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civil person when you threw 
water on my wife, you crazy 

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person. 
And she was saying, oh, we're 

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fine. 
We're moving forward, we're 

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good. 
And so those two things 

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triggered Gertie to the point 
where she had to then pull up 

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better Kenya, if we will, 
because no tacky poster boards. 

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But she's like, I'm going to 
expose this person. 

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Hey, assistant, I hate to do 
this to you, but can you put can

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you do like, can you get this up
my you know, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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On screen. 
I'm going to see you some 

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screenshots and then you're 
going to put them on the 

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projector. 
So but I don't understand, like 

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why that particular the cruise 
thing, I was like, what? 

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It's about the cruise. 
Yeah. 

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Well, because it's just 
basically it was showing that 

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she did not beg to go on the 
cruise, that Julia is 

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completely, you know, 
embellishing things. 

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And, you know, I I get it again,
it was not the right time. 

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But the thing that's the worst, 
and I really hope it doesn't get

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glossed over. 
Yeah. 

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Is the women like being so 
appalled they're. 

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So offended. 
Get out the front door. 

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They did literally get out the. 
Front door they did Like Marisol

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said, there's the worst thing 
she'd ever seen. 

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Yes, that is that I find that 
hard to. 

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Believe speechless to that. 
I find that hard to believe 

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because she's, you know, been on
this show for so long, right? 

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But I'm sure she's seen way 
worse. 

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But like, you know, I get to a 
point, yeah, it could be 

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considered tacky, especially 
done in the had that been a 

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charity event. 
But I guess it was. 

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They were donating some money to
charity, but it wasn't like it 

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wasn't. 
Full. 

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It wasn't. 
Like the Camaro event? 

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Yeah, so. 
Like it was Gertie's party, she 

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could do whatever the hell she 
wanted to. 

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Like it was there to celebrate 
Gertie being alive and so sit 

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there and act appalled but like 
Oh my God, I can't believe it. 

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It's like. 
Let her, I feel like Gertie's 

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like held in a lot of stuff. 
Literally. 

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She could have exploded and like
wrung Julia's neck like a 

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chicken when she threw water on 
her, but she didn't. 

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And so she's held a lot in and 
been civil. 

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And then, you know, she's only 
you can only be pushed too far. 

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Should she have done it in that 
way in that forum? 

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Perhaps not. 
It could have been maybe like 

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released to their own group 
chat. 

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Yeah. 
But to be so offended. 

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I get the idea of releasing 
messages between two people that

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shouldn't you shouldn't do that,
but it's not as bad as throwing 

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water on someone and humiliating
them for Marisol. 

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Be like how humiliating one it's
not you that happened in Marisol

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right? 
2 when this happened to to 

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Gertie, you were like oh that's 
bad, but you still stayed there 

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and didn't like walk away from 
Julian disgust. 

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So the three make to make this 
as bad or like worse than that 

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is weird. 
It is weird and it's getting 

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harder and harder to not think 
that it it's somehow, I don't 

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know, race based. 
Racially motivated, yeah. 

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Because. 
They're irate Karens. 

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Again, Yeah. 
And exactly. 

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They're like, they're, they're 
really painting Gertie as being 

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the angry black woman. 
Yes. 

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And it's just like. 
She's going so low. 

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Right. 
So low. 

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And yeah, I think that what 
Gertie did was on the tackier 

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side of things. 
Like she could have been also I 

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think. 
But in the housewives scheme of 

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things. 
Right. 

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So The thing is that it wasn't 
the smoking gun she. 

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No, it was not. 
It was a it was a smoking gun, 

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but it wasn't like a gun Still 
smoking, if you know what. 

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Showing that Julia is the worst 
of the worst. 

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Yeah, it wasn't like just 
sitting there like blam, look 

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how concise this is. 
It shows how bad Julia is. 

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It does. 
It kind of supports the 

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narrative that Gertie didn't beg
to go on this and like was asked

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to do this and that Gertie was 
doing Julia a favor. 

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But it wasn't like crystal clear
cut and dry that like this is 

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what happened. 
So it wasn't you didn't. 

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Read all that either, Yeah. 
Exactly, that was one of the 

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Lord girls problems was just 
like it was so was that Larson? 

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Larson she's like, it was too 
many paragraphs like mine is. 

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No, I used when I, when I got 
whenever, like people would post

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comments if they're too long, I 
would feel too many words, too 

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many words. 
But that seems to be what Larson

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was saying. 
Too many words. 

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But yeah, I just, I don't like 
that. 

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First off, yeah, I think it was 
tacky because I think Gertie 

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could have done a better job of 
making Julia Lily shit. 

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I think that they were all 
taking Umgridge over the fact 

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that it was such a public 
display and that she was sharing

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text messages, which is what I 
think the issue is on all the 

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Housewives shows is that like, 
look, I thought that was between

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us. 
Like there's certain things that

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aren't meant for camera and our 
text messages. 

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Are one of them. 
Which is yes and no, because 

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half the housewives end up 
showing the text messages 

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anyway, and they're always. 
Screenshotting things to putting

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out like hello 3 and Kyle. 
I mean, if you're. 

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Not back to what Brenda said. 
Say it, forget it, write it. 

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Regret it. 
Exactly. 

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So yeah, one thing Alexia was 
saying, you know, she'll just, 

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she calls people she doesn't 
like text, you know, so you 

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don't get caught up in stuff 
like this. 

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Good on her, yeah, But yeah, I, 
I. 

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I just don't say say things in 
text to people I don't trust. 

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I mean, you trust them now. 
There's someone I would say, I 

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mean, if I say shitty stuff, 
it's going to be to you or to 

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Ashley or like, you know, 
Sinclair, but I'm not going to, 

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yeah, like put it out to 
somebody. 

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You know who I would think would
expose me? 

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Oh yeah. 
But again, this is Housewives 

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land. 
Whatever. 

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You have a falling out with 
someone, you know, like let's 

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say maybe they don't show up to 
your wedding and you realize a 

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complete total, you know, then 
then maybe they have text 

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messages. 
But you know, whatever, I'm fine

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with that tool. 
Anyway, turns out he's our #1 

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fan. 
I'm like what? 

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00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,960
What? 
Thanks. 

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He loves Miami. 
What? 

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That's the only housewives he 
watches. 

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00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:26,839
I have to say, like I'm getting 
I'm over this whole Miami thing.

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Like I'm really. 
As a franchise. 

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As a franchise, like is not 
keeping my interest. 

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I'm I just don't think the drama
is present and. 

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There's just. 
Not enough acknowledgement. 

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I don't know. 
I think if Alexia were to 

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acknowledge and stop doing this 
whole, I mean, Todd's great. 

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Like I just I know that there's 
a level of delusion that people 

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like seeing on these shows and 
I'm just not seeing enough of 

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it. 
Or the what I'm saying is just 

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to like it's just not solid 
enough. 

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I want some meat to my delusion 
and there's just no meat. 

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It's all just seems very like 
wispy and passerby, like 

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everything. 
I'm not into it. 

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I don't think they're likable 
enough for me, aside from Gertie

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and Lisa and Adriana and Kiki to
a certain extent. 

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Yeah, I'm liking Stephanie so 
far. 

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I think last week I was calling 
her out, but I liked. 

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Well, we forgot that that she 
went up against Alexia. 

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Yeah, good on you. 
Just and they need to be said. 

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Well, and when she comes out of 
the the restaurant or the 

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church, whatever you want to 
call it church and says event 

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space and says, you know, like, 
I'm just trying to be neutral. 

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I mean, that wasn't the best 
choice of words. 

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She could just. 
I'm just, you know, I'm you. 

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To this I'm just trying to hear 
both sides because I just walked

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in here. 
This is like day 5 for me. 

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And for Alexi to be like, oh, if
you don't, you know, you can't 

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be out here. 
You're either in there kissing 

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her ass. 
I'm not kissing her ass. 

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Do you know Stephanie? 
I know you don't really know 

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her, but like, from what you've 
seen of her, do you think she's 

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gonna kiss anybody's ass? 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
Like, she doesn't need the show,

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right? 
You know, she's like, she's 

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rich, rich. 
But yeah, she just, I mean, 

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also, it's the same thing. 
It's like there's a reason 

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Gertie did what she did. 
It's like for them to react. 

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To get to that point where you 
deal what you what she did, 

403
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there had to be something behind
it. 

404
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Not just like I'm being petty. 
So I mean. 

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There's a little bit of being 
petty, yes. 

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Just being, but not just being 
petty. 

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So for them not to hear that, 
for them to be like, I'm so 

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appalled by this. 
And by the end, I mean Alexia, 

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Marisol, Larsa, Julia, of 
course, and Kiki to a certain 

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extent, although she went back 
in. 

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Yeah, it's just laughable. 
And to me, to me, the four of 

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them have to be so upset about 
it because they worry that it 

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could happen to them. 
They're like, oh, I text her 

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stuff. 
Too. 

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I think they just don't like 
Gertie. 

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Like just say you don't like 
Gertie and call it a day. 

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Yeah, that can be it too. 
And I think it it it you're not 

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doing yourself any favors by 
throwing these slings and arrows

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at this woman of color in her 
group. 

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And you know. 
Besides that, though, like OK, 

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so they don't like Gertie. 
Do they really love Julia that 

422
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much? 
Like, oh, they they can't 

423
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imagine. 
I don't know how they grow. 

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Like, she's kind of a tool. 
Yeah. 

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And like kind of, I mean 
actually. 

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And she can never dry her hair. 
Dry your hair, girl. 

427
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,720
I mean like you can't do the wet
look every time. 

428
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,400
I know it's Miami, but still. 
Yeah, 'cause Stephanie was kind 

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of doing a wet look too. 
I was. 

430
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It worked better. 
Worked better. 

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For once she like, I mean, it 
was still a little mother of the

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bride, but it it was a better 
yeah, outfit for her, better 

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outfit. 
Well, yeah, I I think that's, I 

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think that's my problem is that,
you know, maybe you don't agree 

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with what Gertie did, but have 
especially if you're not a 

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narcissist, Alexia, and you have
empathy. 

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Like, shouldn't you? 
I'm an empath, You and Kristen 

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Dowdy, I think. 
Kristen Dowdy is more of an 

439
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empath. 
An Alexa. 

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00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:52,720
Yeah, especially someone who's 
just seems so out of touch with 

441
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their own behavior, you call 
yourself an impasse. 

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If you're so out of touch yet so
up your own ass is really a a 

443
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,280
feat. 
Yeah, it really, really is. 

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But that's The thing is like, 
even if you don't agree with 

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what she did or how she did it, 
like if you really do care and 

446
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you feel for other people, you 
would think, well, there are 

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reasons she did that. 
Like it's, I don't feel like 

448
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:19,120
what she did was cruel. 
No, she wasn't saying, you know,

449
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,560
things, horrible things about 
Julia. 

450
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,800
Yeah, it was black and white. 
This is what happened. 

451
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,400
And it was, It's not like my 
experience. 

452
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,680
It's like these are the texts 
that she sent me. 

453
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,800
And this is what happened about 
a cruise that she says, I beg to

454
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,360
go on, right? 
Wasn't like she was saying. 

455
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,360
Julia from day one's been sorry 
I keep interrupting you. 

456
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,680
I've been painting a picture of 
Gertie as this really shitty 

457
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:43,680
friend and not my safe space. 
And it's just, it's, I don't 

458
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:47,200
know, like why she's so upset 
and like why she feels like 

459
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,720
almost like she's competing with
Gertie. 

460
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:54,040
Like I have two boys too. 
I know about cancer as well. 

461
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:57,520
It's not a competition it. 
Yeah, now you mention it does. 

462
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,320
It definitely seems that way. 
And it just rings hollow every 

463
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,000
time she does it. 
She's just like, yeah, like 

464
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,000
she's trying to just not one 
upper, but like the only way she

465
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:11,760
feels she can. 
What's the word I'm looking for?

466
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,520
The only way she can be friends 
with her is by like sharing the 

467
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,360
same exact experience. 
Well, also do the thing with 

468
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:23,080
with Julia, it's like, you know,
she is in the shadow of Martina.

469
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,400
And without her, she wouldn't 
even be on the show. 

470
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,800
Yeah, you know, And so I think 
she wants attention. 

471
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,000
She wants to like, be like, I'm 
a star, I'm cool too. 

472
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,920
Hence hanging out with the cool 
girls Alexia and Marisol, 

473
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,400
although that's your definition 
of cool. 

474
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,960
Yeah, that they're, you know, 
Marisol's cool. 

475
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,440
But like, they're not. 
I don't know to me what's. 

476
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,160
Julia on the old iteration of 
Miami. 

477
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,440
No. 
OK, so she really was only 

478
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,800
selected? 
Because of Martina. 

479
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:55,000
Martina for the And I think the 
fact that she's a lesbian, yeah.

480
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,720
It's like they didn't really 
have that. 

481
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,680
Yeah. 
Foreign housewives a full time 

482
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,120
out. 
Was it I even forget she's a 

483
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,560
lesbian because I just. 
She's so of her own. 

484
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,680
I'm just. 
You know, I feel, I feel like 

485
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:13,080
she's really producing herself 
and the fact that she, it just 

486
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,760
seems like it's very thought 
out. 

487
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,440
Yeah. 
And even since, like tonight 

488
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:22,640
when she was so she was pissed 
off, but yeah, she wouldn't show

489
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,280
it. 
Yeah, on camera. 

490
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,360
But I mean, I think that's, I 
mean, that's just she's pretty 

491
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:30,440
stoic in nature, I think, and 
everything we've seen so far. 

492
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,560
Is it the Russian? 
I think it is the Russian. 

493
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,720
I mean, I don't want to, you 
know? 

494
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,920
But then she lost. 
Her because she's Russian. 

495
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,840
But then she lost her shit with 
with threading the water so. 

496
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,960
Yeah, not my IP, I don't know. 
I don't know, I just I. 

497
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,960
She's not my safe space. 
She's not. 

498
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,000
Much like Gretchen. 
Yeah, not safe. 

499
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,640
Yeah, both women. 
I feel like if you sat on a 

500
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,520
plane, they'd say some things 
that you'd just be like, I, you 

501
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,440
know, you can't say that out 
loud. 

502
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,920
And I'm tracked with you for 
four hours and 4 hours now, 

503
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:00,960
yeah. 
I don't like that. 

504
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:06,360
Yeah, I I, you know, when we 
first watched the relaunch of 

505
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,960
Miami, I liked Julia. 
I thought she'd be someone that 

506
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,760
I would enjoy. 
But we only watched like 1 

507
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,240
episode. 
And now that we. 

508
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,600
I'm surprised she even like, 
remembers Julia. 

509
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,600
I don't remember Julia from like
when we watched that one episode

510
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,440
of Miami like. 
Three, I liked her. 

511
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,840
I liked her aesthetic. 
I liked that she was, you know, 

512
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:23,480
kind of the, the tall kind of 
glam sort of. 

513
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,960
And she, she's not, it's weird. 
Now that I've see her, I would 

514
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,680
say she's trying hard. 
But at the time I felt like she 

515
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,200
was just like, this is who I am.
Like, she's not trying to like 

516
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,760
keep up with a modern aesthetic 
and like do all the things Larsa

517
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,760
and Lisa are doing. 
She's just like, I'm just tall 

518
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,000
and I wear, you know, shiny 
things and I slick my hair back,

519
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,760
you know? 
And that's the thing. 

520
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,840
So I, you know, that I kind of 
enjoy that She's just not the, 

521
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,800
she's not a girl's girl. 
If we're going to use that 

522
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,520
terminology, like she's not 
trying to be like pretty, she's 

523
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,640
just trying to be herself. 
No, that's you. 

524
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,480
Know not she's not trying to be 
pretty. 

525
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,880
Pretty and beautiful and 
glamorous. 

526
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:05,760
I mean pretty is just kind of 
like, you know, pretty and and 

527
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:11,840
she's not that she's more on the
glamorous side of anyway, don't 

528
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,560
you worry about it. 
I understand what I'm talking 

529
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:13,800
about. 
I'm. 

530
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:18,640
Glad you do. 
So, but yeah, I mean I need more

531
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,640
to happen. 
Is there a Girls trip coming up 

532
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,520
soon? 
There should be. 

533
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,280
There's a boat trip next week, 
although it's not really a trip.

534
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,880
They're just like getting in a 
boat, so. 

535
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,880
So I mean, maybe that'll be fun 
and that'll. 

536
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,960
They do need a girls trip. 
They need to like, get on 

537
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,360
Stephanie's jet and go 
somewhere. 

538
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:38,080
Yeah, because right now just 
this drama about between Lisa 

539
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:42,560
and Larsa and then is Todd or 
not Todd, I don't care. 

540
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,440
And then Gertie and yeah, 
because if they do anymore with 

541
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,640
Gertie and Julia, it is just 
going to come down to they keep 

542
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,800
painting Gertie as the angry 
black woman. 

543
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,720
Yeah, I don't feel that's the 
case. 

544
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,480
I feel Gertie at every right to 
do what she did. 

545
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,040
I don't agree that it was the 
best way of doing it, but like, 

546
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,040
it's her party. 
It's not. 

547
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,080
It could have been worse. 
No one got assaulted. 

548
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,720
Yeah, and again, it was about a 
stupid text message about a 

549
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,920
cruise. 
It wasn't about like, you know, 

550
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,720
it wasn't what Kenya did on 
Atlanta. 

551
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,960
It wasn't about someone's 
marriage. 

552
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,720
It wasn't about someone's, you 
know. 

553
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,960
Partners getting chemo. 
Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, she's 

554
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,080
going to. 
Get that text? 

555
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,040
Yes. 
Yes. 

556
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:26,520
So I wish that they, that's, I 
think the only other thing that 

557
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,080
I wish would have happened is 
instead of storming out, I wish 

558
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,560
the other women had made it more
clear as to why that bothered 

559
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,520
them so much. 
Because then it just turned into

560
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,960
this whole thing about, I can't 
believe you'd stay in there and 

561
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,840
like kiss her ass after she did 
that. 

562
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,960
But there was no real discussion
about why it bothered them so 

563
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,600
much, except for the fact that 
she couldn't remember what Game 

564
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:49,200
of Thrones was. 
I think her Game of Thrones 

565
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,040
reference was better than 
Marisol's Carrie reference that 

566
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,760
was this dumb. 
What was that Mirasol's carrier 

567
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,440
reference? 
Oh, I was about. 

568
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,360
Sorry, I was thinking. 
Mirasol irks me. 

569
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,240
I gotta hurry. 
Mirasol really irks me. 

570
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,080
Really. 
Yeah. 

571
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:05,760
She's giving them a nerves like 
I I, I think after this night of

572
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,600
the whole like that was the 
worst thing I've ever seen. 

573
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,240
Like no did. 
It for you. 

574
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,720
Screw you. 
I did like her and Stephanie in 

575
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:18,120
the back of that Rolls Royce. 
That purple Rolls Royce seat was

576
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,000
nice. 
That was nice, Yeah. 

577
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,320
But yeah. 
Yeah. 

578
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,680
Mirasol. 
It's not my cup of tea. 

579
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,560
I'm with that. 
Like there's clearly you can see

580
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:30,000
the couches again, like it was 
like Gertie and Lisa and Adriana

581
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,040
and you can throw Stephanie in 
there too. 

582
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,400
Yeah, I can see that. 
Yeah, it would be Alexia and 

583
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,800
then. 
Larsa and Julia. 

584
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,480
Yeah. 
And I feel like it'll be Lisa, 

585
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,320
Gertie and Stephanie is. 
That what you have up there. 

586
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,560
Yeah, I need to switch those 
too, but yeah, basically. 

587
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,240
Interesting. 
We shall see. 

588
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,960
We shall see. 
Well, I mean, I'm, I'm, I guess 

589
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,960
I can't give up on Miami. 
But no, we're just going to see 

590
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,320
where it goes. 
I'm I'm not going to give up mid

591
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,520
season, you know, we get through
the whole season, but it might 

592
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,640
not be fun for people to listen 
to me talking about every week, 

593
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,720
but I'm just like, I don't like 
it. 

594
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,080
Well, you might change your 
opinion or like soften a bit so.

595
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,520
Why are they having more 
characters that I might intense.

596
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,040
We'll see. 
We'll see about it next week. 

597
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,120
Well, that's not next week. 
No, next time. 

598
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,240
Till next time. 
Oh, sorry.

