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Music Welcome to the episode of 
Husbands Watching Housewives. 

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I'm Scott. 
And I'm Jeff and we just. 

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Watched episode of The Real 
Housewives of Miami. 

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Sure did like. 
How it kind of cut you off 

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guard? 
You like what? 

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I know you start recording. 
Yeah. 

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No, we're going here. 
We are here. 

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We. 
Are my cholesterol is high? 

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Are you happy now? 
Like right before that they 

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started. 
I went to the doctor today. 

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I did a whole barrage of like, 
I've had things wrong with me. 

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So I just went in and was like, 
my back hurts, my ankle hurts. 

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I got this weird thing on my 
abdomen and I get this thing up 

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here and I'm up blood. 
I did the whole thing. 

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So everything's fine. 
As far as I know, my ankle isn't

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damaged. 
My cholesterol is slightly high.

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That's the moral of that story. 
But my liver, my liver is back 

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in check. 
It's good. 

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That's good. 
We got to work on my 

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cholesterol. 
Well, so do you, Mr. High 

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Cholesterol. 
That's not high. 

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Yours was high. 
That was the one thing about 

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your test results that was 
slightly high. 

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Oh, it was. 
Well, that was from the 

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insurance thing. 
That's everything like. 

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So yes, I think you mentioned it
like a couple weeks back that I 

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want to get life insurance 
inspired by Teddy Mullenkamp. 

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So yeah, so it came, it's 
finalized and I got the life 

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insurance. 
So if anything happens, knock on

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wood. 
If anything happens, it was his 

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idea. 
It wasn't mine. 

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I didn't. 
Nothing. 

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Wasn't me, but as they run all 
these tests, and yes, it wasn't 

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me, my cholesterol was slightly 
high. 

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So yeah, we got to work on that.
We might be a maya's high too. 

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We are men in our 40s who like 
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I think everyone's classical. 
Too much? 

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Yeah, like not working out 
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We don't eat too much like you 
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I mean we. 
I do eat like I I'm not a 

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grazer, but like when I find a 
snag, I'll just like keep going 

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back to it. 
So I'm not like grazing about 

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all different snacks, but I'll 
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from home. 
It's like, oh, let me get the 

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ships. 
Let me go back, Let me go back. 

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OK, so you're telling me I need 
to like, whack your hand when 

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you go for the chips? 
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Or just. 
Snacks at home, like this 

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afternoon I was like, you know, 
have those little enchiladas and

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I was like, well, there's some 
chips and sauce with it and 

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like, I just ate like half the 
bag. 

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I'm like, well, that's 
ridiculous. 

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Calm it down. 
Cut. 

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It all right, understandable, 
but no, I, I, I think that it's,

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you know, if you talk to any, 
like it's the first time I had 

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high cholesterol or something. 
I think I talked to my doctor 

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and I was like, is that bad? 
He's like, well, I mean, do you 

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like eating red meat? 
Then? 

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Yeah, you're gonna have high 
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Just basically like anytime like
you just are our age and you eat

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certain things, it's gonna just 
be bad for you. 

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And it's just a matter of not 
eating them excessively, which 

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we don't I think we keep very. 
Good, but like it could we could

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cut down like do we need the 
other night go out and. 

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Get pizza. 
I Yes, yes. 

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If I had to cook that night, 
could you imagine eating that 

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mushroom dish at home? 
You would have died. 

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I would have died for you. 
It wasn't the best. 

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Was not the best. 
So yeah, we needed to go out for

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our own sanity. 
So there's a trade off of sanity

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versus mental health versus 
physical health. 

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Yeah. 
But anyway, Meanwhile, Miami. 

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Miami, unless you want. 
To know about this morning. 

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I'm good, I just think it all. 
Comfortable, get comfortable. 

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I'm to remind people to check us
out on the socials and go to our

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new website, 
husbandswatchinghousewives.com. 

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Yep Yep, technically you just 
type in husbands watching 

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housewives and like hit control 
enter and it puts all the other 

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stuff around it for you. 
Welcome to 2002. 

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It's a long title, it is. 
Nobody else is going to. 

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Nobody else has it right. 
So I was realizing when I was 

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bringing I so I brought our 
little business cards over to my

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brother's house today and I just
left them on the entry table. 

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I realized that we probably 
should have them and say like 

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husband's watching Housewives, a
Real Housewives podcast. 

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Doesn't. 
Sound kind of horny like. 

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I never thought about that. 
Yeah, because we are like the 

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last people who would be like 
making housewife porn. 

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Well said facts. 
But also, I think we thought 

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about more so having this these 
at Bravo Con, where of course 

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you can't say housewives without
thinking Real Housewives. 

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But so we might need to make 2 
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materials, some that say like 
Housewives podcast. 

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Right, even if you go if you go 
to the link tree is like scream 

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housewives no Real Housewives. 
Right, exactly. 

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So maybe I mean the people that 
we're trying to get there, they 

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will understand. 
But I guess if we're looking for

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people who don't, what is this 
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They're like, is this not a 
rewatch of Desperate Housewives?

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Yes. 
Are they not? 

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Just no, it is not. 
They 2 gay men talking about why

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they their their straight 
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Oh see all sorts of different 
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So many iterations. 
But yeah, I think we we'll work 

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on it. 
We'll get the marketing, get the

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marketing right, All right. 
But meanwhile on Miami. 

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Yeah, so it was 80s. 
So that's why I'm wearing the 

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shirt of Heather's. 
That's my favorite movie. 

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It happens to be an 80s movie, 
1989. 

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That's what I got to say about 
that, yeah. 

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But I mean, it's great. 
What's your damage? 

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Which I've seen that movie so 
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I just know it like backwards 
and forwards and yeah. 

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Is that the fuck me gently with 
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Movies it is. 
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I had never seen, I had never 
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in a certain point in my life. 
But my friends in junior high 

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would always say that, and I had
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about. 
I was like, yeah, that's funny. 

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Well, it's funny to me, like I 
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version. 
It was always on Cosmic Comedy 

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Central back in the day, was it?
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they. 
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together but I've been sitting 
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scenes and then when I watched 
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oh look at that. 
Nice. 

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It is. 
It's my favorite. 

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The the best things ever is 
watching a Martin Scorsese movie

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on cable or on network 
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played like Goodfellas or Casino
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Once time I mean. 
That's when you get all the 

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creative swear words. 
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melon farmer, you know, things 
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So. 
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aerobics on the boat. 
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cruise continues, right? 
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1 scene where they show, I think
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deck meeting them somewhere. 
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know the rest of that. 
They could have, they could have

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been at port. 
I'm just saying I don't know 

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really. 
See your theory Did we walk on 

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the moon? 
Yes, we did walk on the moon. 

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But yeah, I hear what you're 
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What you're saying. 
Go ahead and move on. 

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Carry on. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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So, yeah. 
So we're doing Indians aerobics,

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blah, blah, blah, like leg 
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And then we cut to this Lisa 
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both apologize. 
They got to a good place. 

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We. 
I miss you. 

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I don't want to hurt you. 
Let's leave it there. 

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Never address anything else, 
never bring Jodi around, never 

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talk about Marcus. 
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happy little bubble into the 
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It was Marisol earlier who was 
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details go like. 
Don't, Alexia. 

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Alexia just don't harp on the 
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little bit on the details. 
I thought it was going to go 

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poorly after that. 
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Thought surprised. 
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that it didn't seem that Larsa 
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But it's feel like we're so 
largely eating right, eating it.

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But I don't know. 
As long as they're fight in this

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moment because of course, you 
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throats. 
Reunion, I'm sure. 

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So it was fight at this moment. 
That was cool. 

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And then we get to the spot. 
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like more of a party than the 
relaxing spa situation. 

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I mean, it seemed to me like if 
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was like, hey, they're letting 
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want. 
It'd be like, yeah, let's get a 

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couple spa treatments, but then 
let's just party. 

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Let's break out. 
Champagne, I'd be more like, 

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let's go in. 
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they should have been going in 
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It's like there's nine of them 
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one point to like actually feel 
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You know, I can see. 
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Stephanie scene of they realize,
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like straight up, it's a big 
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Like Oh my God, are we separate?
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I'm talking I have. 
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You were just. 
Talking to You're an alpha, I'm 

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an alpha. 
This, this whole when she said 

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like, I'm an alpha too. 
I'm just like, oh, are you an 

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empath as well? 
Chris and Rodi? 

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I was just like, there's certain
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That's Adriana. 
Oh, but there's just certain. 

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But Chris and Doty as well, she 
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There's things like when someone
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they're not an empath. 
The same way that if someone has

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to say they're an alpha, they're
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It's. 
It's just like, again, if I 

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after they say that I'm rich, 
I'm not that rich, you know, 

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that sort of thing. 
It whispers. 

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Exactly, wealth whispers. 
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So. 
So, but yeah. 

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But I'm glad they had the 
conversation and like, well, 

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the. 
Conversation was more like we 

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get to a good place by throwing 
Marisol under the bus. 

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Right, which is exactly what 
Marisol did kind of back to 

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earlier was like, it was really,
you know, talk to Alexia about 

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it and they're just like 
pointing at each other. 

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I wonder if that's been their MO
all along. 

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Yeah, From what I recall, it 
seemed very mutual that day they

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got up and they're like, we both
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She might leave us in this in 
Marabella. 

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Let's just not go, period. 
It didn't seem like one or the 

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other was leading the charge. 
It was Alexa who wrote the text 

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because she would word it the 
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To me, I see that's where I 
think you and I have 

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disconnected on this. 
So like, the entire time, I feel

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like it was always Marisol's 
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Like Alexia wasn't even thinking
about not going until Marisol 

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was just like, I don't know, 
like, I don't want to be left 

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there. 
And then Alexia was like, yeah, 

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you're right, You're right, 
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They both seem to be bothered 
the night before when Stephanie 

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said this is a seating chart, 
this is how it's gonna go. 

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And if anyone pisses me off, I'm
gonna leave them like Marisol 

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was like, oh, I feel like they 
made I. 

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I think and. 
Yeah, like kind of mutual like 

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this is. 
You're not wrong, but I think, I

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think Alexia would have been 
like, well, whatever. 

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But once Marisol like, said it 
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too, you know? 
So yeah. 

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But regardless, it was dumb. 
Stephanie would never. 

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She wouldn't have left them in 
Marabella. 

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Like she was just pissed off at 
that moment because it was 

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coming from that really chaotic 
dinner and she was in her 

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feelings, but she wouldn't, you 
know, whatever. 

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So that was dumb. 
But yeah, effectively it could 

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be, you know, talk it out, even 
if it's a Marisol's expense, you

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know, whatever, whatever. 
So what else may have been 

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Gertie going to? 
Well, she talked about going to 

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the therapist with the drama and
then she actually did go. 

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But before they get to that, I 
don't like it when trips and mid

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episode it needs to be like, OK,
we're going back home. 

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Here we come Miami at the end of
the episode. 

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Because when you shift gears mid
episode like wait what? 

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I don't mind what it's like the 
very middle of the episode. 

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Is that how this one was? 
I feel like this is a little bit

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later than middle. 
I feel like we got like a 20 

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minute ending back in Miami, I 
feel. 

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Like there were at least three 
segments because there was like 

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greater earring therapy. 
She came back. 

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She's still in therapy. 
And the last therapy forever. 

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Yeah, and the last one was 
Adrian and Stephanie. 

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True. 
So it was truly I don't like 

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that. 
No, it's. 

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Interesting to have enough. 
It's not. 

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My ideal situation, but. 
Yeah. 

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I think the fact that everyone 
made-up, they they're like, all 

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right, well, we can't. 
Yeah, let's not ruin the cruise.

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Right. 
We can't do anything else with 

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them. 
So, but yes, Gordian therapy. 

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Yeah, I don't mean to make light
of Gertie's therapy. 

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Yeah, just like it's the sort of
thing where I'm glad she went 

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on. 
And I was saying to you while we

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were watching it, like, I think 
that there are a lot of other 

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housewives that would do this 
and it would feel performative. 

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Yes. 
And maybe, you know, maybe it is

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Gertie's case, but we don't know
her in such a way that we 

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automatically go like, uh, like 
I can probably name five other 

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housewives. 
If they were like, I'm going to 

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go to therapy and talk about how
my upbringing, my trauma, it 

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would be like, oh, please. 
But this seemed very genuine and

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very, you know. 
She's the very genuine person. 

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That we know of. 
Yeah, it's just. 

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I hate that I'm qualifying, 
right? 

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You know, it's like, like we 
don't. 

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Well, we don't really know 
anybody, that's why I know. 

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But like the negative. 
But we don't have a history with

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these women that's. 
Like when I say I dislike 

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somebody I like go on a rant. 
It's just I dislike the behavior

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in this episode or episodes or 
like the past, but I'm not 

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saying like she's this way and 
I'm not getting deep into the 

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cycle analyzing, but enough. 
More I have to edit out certain 

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things. 
I see how it is. 

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I see. 
I know the. 

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Thing with therapy on Housewives
shows is that we're not going to

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see it multiple times typically.
So we can't really like follow 

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the threat because one, yeah, no
one, this is not what the show 

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is meant for, to show like 
multiple therapy sessions, 

285
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right? 
But and then two. 

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Any therapist that goes on a 
housewives show. 

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It's just if you're going to get
that deep, you probably wouldn't

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want to have that filmed. 
You know, it's like about trauma

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here. 
But yeah, we're not going to see

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her again. 
Probably not. 

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We'll get a recap of the reunion
about where she's going or she's

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doing. 
But yeah, this isn't, you know, 

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is that there's a couple therapy
reality show on HBO or Yeah. 

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I mean, I don't even know what 
that. 

295
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Yeah, yeah, that, that show. 
So it's not that. 

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But yeah, I'm glad that she win.
We're actually dealing with her,

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with her issues. 
I'd like to know more about like

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the logistics of being left. 
Like I always thought it was 

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that, you know, they had to send
them ahead because they're 

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trying to get everyone in the 
family out. 

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But maybe there's more to it. 
And but it does seem really 

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scare at her end. 
And also I could see her as a 

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parent now saying like I 
couldn't imagine just sending my

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kids and not, you know, knowing 
what's going on with them and 

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people. 
I guess they were taking care of

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her and her brother didn't seem 
maybe that interested in doing 

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so from what she. 
Or they, you know, they were 

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like, we have our own kids or 
whatever the situation was. 

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Yeah, for sure. 
That's got to be rough. 

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But yeah. 
Yeah. 

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And then we. 
What did Julia cry about this 

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episode? 
Did she cry about anything? 

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She didn't really had much to do
and I was kind of happy about 

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that. 
All right, Perfect. 

315
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Yeah. 
She wanted to put a diaper on a 

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goat. 
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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Having put a diaper on a dog for
a long time. 

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Oh. 
My God, we missed Adriana and 

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the cake. 
I thought that would be more of 

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a big thing. 
Yeah, she scraped the age off of

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it and. 
Who did that, though? 

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I hope we find out. 
I hope they go back to it 

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because it had to be either 
Julia or Marisol. 

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Probably Marisol. 
Yeah, yes, Someone was saying 

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because Gertie posted about this
and some of the comments was 

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like, well, it couldn't be 
Larsa, she can't do equations. 

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I did think well. 
That's horrible. 

328
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Well, I was on there. 
I was. 

329
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I was. 
Like what? 

330
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What is that? 
The correct order of operations?

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That's what I didn't. 
Think well, that's a lot of 

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like, you know, that takes a lot
of effort, like three 2 * 2 -, 

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550. 4 Anytime you get you have 
4 -. 9 or what? 

334
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Or five. 
Derek ruining. 

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It's a spoiler. 
It's 9. 

336
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Yeah, so, so. 
But like, yeah, I don't think 

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any of them would do. 
No one would write. 

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No one would choose maths. 
So maybe it was Gertie then. 

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She's about the only one I could
think that would be like, I can 

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do math. 
I think it was Julia. 

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OK. 
Maybe she just asked somebody. 

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Kiki was a lot of fun. 
Oh Kiki. 

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Like I'm tired of Kiki talking 
about her boobs. 

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And just her parts in general. 
Like my vagina needs sun. 

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Right. 
I'm a spread eagle. 

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It's like, why are you? 
Is that your shtick? 

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Might be, I mean, nothing says 
it can't be. 

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But like, yeah, after a point, 
you know, is is that really 

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charming anymore? 
No, it gets to who else does 

350
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that? 
Oh, Vanderpump always did that. 

351
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,760
And it got. 
Lisa Vanderpump. 

352
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,640
Yeah, she'd always just. 
Is there Anander Vanderpump? 

353
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I didn't even know if you meant 
someone on Vanderpump versus 

354
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Vanderpump would do that in 
Beverly. 

355
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,480
Hills, Good point. 
Lisa Vanderpump sexualized 

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everything, including animals. 
Like, oh, you're such a sexy 

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piece. 
OK. 

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And then it's like, I don't 
know. 

359
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No, I don't need that. 
Thank you. 

360
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,760
I can understand. 
Yeah, I don't. 

361
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,760
I don't need that either. 
Yeah, it's like she's always 

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like, oh, I'm not going to get, 
what's her name? 

363
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Todd? 
Not Todd, I don't. 

364
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,840
Know her name? 
Her husband's name? 

365
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:18,240
I don't know his name, Jimmy. 
It's not. 

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00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:19,960
Is it Todd? 
No. 

367
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,800
Why is it? 
Terry. 

368
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,480
No, Ken. 
Ken. 

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I got a kid in the banana shop 
and that's a horrible list. 

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Random. 
I'm sorry, let's move on from 

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that. 
Could you do some more Lisa 

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Vanderpump for me, please? 
It's turning me on. 

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00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:41,760
Sorry, it's turning me on. 
Lisa, Renna and Kyle both do 

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very good Vanderpump 
impersonations. 

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I am not one of those people. 
Well, now I really want to go 

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see Downton Abbey. 
We got to see that. 

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We're going to see that when he 
comes out. 

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So of course I came out with 
this camp. 

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It's out. 
It's out. 

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It's out well. 
Fuck, we got to go tomorrow. 

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Maybe. 
Maybe. 

382
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Sunday. 
Sunday. 

383
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I got a matinee. 
Yeah, we got so many plans. 

384
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We're doing a brunch thing and 
then a dinner thing. 

385
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,240
Well, Penny's in town. 
We got to see Penny. 

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I ain't name drop, you dropped a
penny. 

387
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It's all good. 
It's all good. 

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It's our friend's and 
mother-in-law. 

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Well. 
Our friend's mother and our 

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other friend's mother-in-law. 
Yes, they're married. 

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Yes, and their mother. 
And their mother. 

392
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Penny is in town and she's 
great. 

393
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,520
Yeah, she had a Penny on the 
show. 

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She's a therapist. 
Oh my gosh, they'd be like 

395
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Penny. 
Should we just go over to their 

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house tomorrow night and be like
when we're done with dinner? 

397
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,200
Penny, you're gonna come with 
us. 

398
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,920
We're gonna watch an episode of 
Housewives. 

399
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,000
We need your opinion. 
No. 

400
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We're gonna be like. 
I'll bring in a few mics. 

401
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We'll just do it on our phone. 
We'll have a nice audio episode.

402
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,760
It'll be great. 
There's a penny. 

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What are your thoughts on doing 
a therapy session on a reality 

404
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,520
show? 
Like what? 

405
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,640
Yeah, she's like. 
Well, so glad you asked. 

406
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:57,600
Yeah, today she was telling me 
all about how they drink oregano

407
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oil when they get sick. 
Like it helps like their immune 

408
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,000
systems and stuff, but it tastes
awful. 

409
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,640
She and Joe. 
Yes. 

410
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,280
So you heard all about that 
because Chris's allergies were 

411
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,040
acting up and she's like, sure, 
you don't want some marine oil. 

412
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,880
He's like, no, last time I did 
that I barfed. 

413
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,520
So. 
She's like oh it does taste 

414
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,800
awful, why would you recommend? 
Like how much are you drinking? 

415
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,160
Well, she said that they used to
pour it into orange juice and 

416
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,760
like, it would make it somewhat 
more palatable. 

417
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,560
But then she's like, then we 
learned they put them in 

418
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capsules, and now we just 
learned we'd take capsules. 

419
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,840
Oh, so should get some aroma. 
Wow. 

420
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,840
I mean, if you're really worried
about getting sick, you know 

421
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,160
what? 
We can talk to Penny about it 

422
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tomorrow. 
Less till now, till tomorrow. 

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Till next time. 
Well, no. 

424
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,240
OK. 
No, we're not. 

425
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,640
We're not done. 
No, no, no. 

426
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,000
Say. 
I want to kind of make Penny our

427
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,360
secret star. 
Like next time Penny comes to 

428
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,040
town when they call. 
By the way, you're a hit on our 

429
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,840
podcast, right? 
Everyone's like, where's Penny? 

430
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,560
Everyone loves a lovable 
mother-in-law, yeah. 

431
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,320
Housewife or mother? 
Yes. 

432
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:59,480
Yeah, she's a character. 
She's totally she's got history,

433
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,240
yes. 
So, yes. 

434
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,160
So the ending. 
Is Stephanie planning this 

435
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,720
holiday party? 
Oh yeah, I forgot. 

436
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:11,160
About that the Shoma Christmas. 
The way she talks about like the

437
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,240
Shoma Gallery is like ever, like
it's a household name. 

438
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,480
Like the Shawn. 
Yeah, I'm just like, like 

439
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,080
everyone's, everyone knows 
exactly what this is. 

440
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,400
It's like the Kennedy Center. 
It's like OK. 

441
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,920
The Kennedy Center isn't even 
the Kennedy Center, or just. 

442
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True. 
Thanks for the water, by the 

443
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way. 
Sure. 

444
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,600
Yeah, she's starting this party.
And then Adriana did you? 

445
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,160
So you didn't know that Adriana 
was a singer? 

446
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,640
Did not know that. 
So not watching in Miami, but 

447
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you know, hearing things or 
seeing things on online over the

448
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,680
years I've seen that they were 
at a Pride event or she 

449
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:46,360
performed at Pride events and 
she is a singer and a dancer and

450
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,600
all I know I performed at Bravo 
Con. 

451
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,760
She's no Erica Jane, that's all 
I know. 

452
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I think in the same, well, I 
don't really know her genre, her

453
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whole thing, but I think it's 
kind of. 

454
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,360
Comparable. 
Maybe because. 

455
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,560
She's got a following. 
I mean, I don't know if she's 

456
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,160
gonna like, break into how many 
fucks do I get does. 

457
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,720
She pat the puss. 
I don't think she Pats the puss,

458
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,920
I think Erica. 
Trademarked that Pat the Puss 

459
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,760
TM. 
Yeah, yeah, OK. 

460
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,920
Yeah. 
No, but I did not know that she 

461
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,360
has singers, Chip. 
I did not know that Adriana was 

462
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,000
a singer. 
So when she's like, I'm gonna 

463
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,880
have Adriana sing. 
I was like, oh, is that things 

464
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:25,040
that Adriana does? 
A 10 piece band that performs 

465
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,080
for Gloria Estefan and. 
Emilio. 

466
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,720
Estefan, Emilio Estefan. 
I'm assuming some relation to 

467
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:30,320
Gloria Ever. 
Same. 

468
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,280
That's her husband. 
Oh, OK, that's her manager. 

469
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,320
That's her, Her. 
Her. 

470
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,040
Guy Well, I'll it's not the the 
Miami Sound Machine is all I'm 

471
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:41,120
saying. 
So could be totally different. 

472
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,600
It's not full force you. 
Bring me the Miami Sound 

473
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,240
Machine, then I'll sing. 
Until then, nothing. 

474
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:50,520
That her guy like her director 
like her, you know, they've 

475
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,360
always been her. 
Fella, her music partner. 

476
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,040
Some Yeah. 
OK, I should know more. 

477
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,160
I I should know more. 
I've seen the Gloria Estefan 

478
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,560
behind the music. 
I should know more. 

479
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,760
Look, just because you like some
of the Divas episodes doesn't 

480
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,880
mean you know everything about 
all the. 

481
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,000
Gloria wasn't the original I. 
Know, I know that I was saying 

482
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,800
doesn't mean you know 
everything. 

483
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,280
A lot of people don't know that.
I'm not a lot of people. 

484
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,640
I'm saying the audience might 
have forgotten that it was 

485
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:23,200
Mariah, Gloria, Shania, Aretha, 
Celine and Carole King. 

486
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,080
See that ones kind of easy to 
freak next Carole King, but. 

487
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:32,520
Yes, yeah, it was great. 
Divas, natural one. 

488
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,520
Divas live. 
What Divas live? 

489
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:41,360
So good 98 Goodyear so, but the 
whole thing is that we need to 

490
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:44,400
gather aside from like Adriana 
talking about her performance is

491
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,680
that they just want to talk 
smack about Marisol because 

492
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,840
Stephanie is now deduced that 
Marisol's a problem when she 

493
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,880
thought it was Alexia. 
It's really Marisol and she like

494
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,720
now is like she's going to take 
a shot at me. 

495
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,400
You better aim right or I got 
the you. 

496
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,360
Better hit the bullseye, that's 
what it was. 

497
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,840
Yeah. 
I like that Alexia was. 

498
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:08,680
And Alexia Adriana was just 
like, yeah, you rehearsed that. 

499
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,000
It wasn't. 
You go, girl. 

500
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,920
Wasn't awkward at all, but I 
also like that's the sort of 

501
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,680
thing where like why wasn't that
her tagline? 

502
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,360
Like she says it? 
It could have been like, hence 

503
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,080
the tagline. 
It could have been. 

504
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,400
Does anyone ever say their 
tagline was in mid season? 

505
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,800
No, but that's been someone 
else's tagline. 

506
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,760
Like that's true. 
Oh, there's Bethany. 

507
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,800
If you're gonna take a shot of 
this bee, you better you better 

508
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,800
not miss or something like that.
I would like it if they all had 

509
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,680
to say their tagline mid season 
and like just work it into like 

510
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,560
like they knew at the beginning 
of the season they'd have to 

511
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,200
work it into. 
Something because they don't 

512
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,360
know until like the end of the I
doubt. 

513
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:47,320
That they're probably something 
that they said during filming 

514
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,160
that. 
Makes like retains like their 

515
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,760
story that year. 
Well, like, I didn't realize 

516
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,600
this entire season I was like, 
Lisa's is just kind of generic. 

517
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,560
But now that I know that she's 
late to everything. 

518
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,240
Oh yeah. 
I was like I may not be prompt 

519
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,880
but OK I right. 
So, and that feels like smiles 

520
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,600
at that one. 
Whatever. 

521
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,720
In any event, what happening is 
like gunning for a for Marisol. 

522
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,880
Now that's the moral story. 
Yeah. 

523
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,040
And I, oh, we forgot the whole 
Marisol Alexia. 

524
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:19,040
I'm not gonna eat dinner. 
Dinner Marisol, Alexia and 

525
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,640
Frankie and. 
Oh yeah. 

526
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,800
Yeah, yeah, it worked. 
I feel like Alexia ate some 

527
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:23,800
dinner. 
She I could see her. 

528
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,080
Eat some noodles. 
She was. 

529
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,880
It was Marisol was like, I had 
some vegan cheese where you came

530
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,600
over, guys? 
Yeah, and she did not her Yeah, 

531
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,480
did not have dinner. 
I was a little franking me, like

532
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,480
just I look down. 
I like that as exact words were 

533
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,560
a little less drunk, just like 
you. 

534
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,840
You're clearly you're drunk, but
you're being too drunk. 

535
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,400
Marisol, Marisol a little less. 
Drunk, so it's fair. 

536
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,680
It's accurate. 
That's great. 

537
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:55,280
But yeah, the whole on this 
Alexia, I'm forgiven, Todd, we 

538
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,920
want to move forward. 
Like, is this whole season not 

539
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:02,440
been about like, let's, you 
know, help Alexia through this? 

540
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,960
And now she's talking about 
she's like a stripping Todd, you

541
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:10,400
know, and did what he did to 
you, did that not have an 

542
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,280
impact? 
No. 

543
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,680
I mean, I mean, I guess. 
What about Frankie? 

544
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:18,040
She's getting the D She's happy.
Sometimes people are mesmerized 

545
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,440
by the D. 
It's Miami like you've been 

546
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,200
married how many times you can 
get some DI? 

547
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,840
Think you mean Miami D? 
No. 

548
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,280
No. 
I will walk out of this podcast 

549
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,360
room. 
Come on, we can make that work. 

550
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:34,080
Come on, that can if only we 
went to Miami and we got tea in 

551
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,400
Miami. 
Well was funny, I thought was 

552
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,200
when Lars when Gertie showed up 
with like her eyes wide shut 

553
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,960
they all and Lars is like, I 
think Gertie missed the memo. 

554
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,880
She looks like she's going to a 
Swinners party in Fort 

555
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,000
Lauderdale and I'm like, oh, 
bird on Fort Lauderdale. 

556
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,160
A little bit. 
I did like how they made it seem

557
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,440
like we're all should wear red 
because we're like we're bad 

558
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,200
bitches. 
And I was like also, it's the 

559
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,240
red party. 
Like OK, that's why you're all 

560
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,600
wearing red. 
It's not because like you guys 

561
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,560
decided to, it's that the ship 
was having a. 

562
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,640
Theme party Scarlet Park Got it 
Yes, got it. 

563
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,760
Let's dance around with all 
these blurred out faces because 

564
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,720
they can't all get. 
Can't sign their relief. 

565
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,960
I did like when they were eating
or whatever that their everyone 

566
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,160
behind them was like giving 
reactions because clearly it was

567
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,280
one of those if you walk into 
this room you give consent to be

568
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,640
on. 
Or maybe they were in 

569
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,640
international waters at that 
point, they didn't need a 

570
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,440
consent. 
No, the people behind them were 

571
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,640
like, what is happening? 
Yeah, yeah. 

572
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,520
So. 
That was a lot. 

573
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,000
That was a lot, and water's 
pretty good, isn't it? 

574
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,320
Well, now it's all gone. 
You drank. 

575
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,920
Oh, I drank all of it. 
You drank. 

576
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,480
Your own milk, No. 
Look, I drank milk and I had 

577
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,280
Oreos right before the podcast. 
I can't, just can't just come 

578
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,360
on, I'll lactose Y. 
Lactose. 

579
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,360
Y we got through everybody. 
I think so. 

580
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,600
We're gonna do a shift over. 
You gotta give me room for Salt 

581
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,080
Lake. 
Yeah, so we're gonna put Miami 

582
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:58,720
over here and put Salt Lake and 
leave, leave, leave chair open 

583
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,080
like for Jesus, but for Pod, for
Potomac. 

584
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:07,240
Yeah, We also the next week are 
doing our collaboration. 

585
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,040
Yeah, we had our collab coming 
up with besties. 

586
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,360
Bestie approved. 
So basically, they're gonna. 

587
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,520
I don't know how it's gonna 
work, OK? 

588
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,440
I'm counting on coming home or 
being home from work that day 

589
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,120
and. 
Being home that day. 

590
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:21,240
And just sitting down when you 
tell me to sit down and being 

591
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,360
like hi, how you doing? 
But you're the one who's 

592
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,120
figuring out the tech stuff. 
No, I'll just put on the video 

593
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,840
and we'll make it work. 
I'll make that happen, but I 

594
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,320
have no idea how the format's 
gonna go. 

595
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,880
Not the format, I'm single, but 
the tech part of like having all

596
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,560
four of us. 
Yeah, yeah, cuz I don't think 

597
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,760
they record in the same. 
We will figure it out. 

598
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,080
They don't, I don't think 
anyways. 

599
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,080
We'll make it happen. 
It'll be like a wonderful Zoom 

600
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,960
call about housewives and all 
the horrible shit that's going 

601
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:50,040
on in the world, right? 
Now, gosh, that's gonna be a a 

602
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,760
lot. 
It could be a lot, but it'll be 

603
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,000
good. 
I look forward to it. 

604
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:53,760
Excited. 
Yes. 

605
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,160
Yes. 
So until next time. 

606
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:55,760
The next time.
