Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today is, of course, my perfectly spiritual teaching
assistant, Mr. Curtis. Mr. Curtis, how you doing?
Professor, thank you so much. I'm here.
I'm feeling really good, you know, I, I, I went home, you
know, during the week to, to spend some really TLC with my
swarm of spinner axe. Oh, thank God.
That that would. Explain why the the spinner rack
attack the. Bodies have stopped showing up.
Yeah, it has has dramatically decreased in this last week.
Yeah, yeah, a lot less disappearances in the in
Goldenrod City now. And I, I, I, you know, I had AI
had a good time and we had, we spent some quality bonding time
and, and, and now I'm back and I feel rested and rejuvenated and
ready for this exciting class today.
I love that for you. OK, so OK, that kind of
explains, you know, your performance in the last couple
of lessons because, yeah, now I understand that you weren't
relaxed and rejuvenated and you're, I guess, you know,
exhausted and tired. So I'm, I'm expecting a lot
today. Mr. Curtis, out of you.
Oh, yeah. A lot of excitement and, you
know, intrigue. I'm here.
Also joining us here in the classroom is our young trainer
and training, Corbin. Corbin, how are you?
Hey, what's up everybody? It's Corbin here.
They call me the Young Sawbuck. That's that's what.
That's my nickname. That was 1 rap name Young Saws
Buck who? But yeah, it's just don't worry
about it. I make Lucky Bean favorite, call
me that or I did until he went on his trip.
They went on the trip. None of us looked up the None of
us looked up the gender. Huh.
Nope, not like so crap. But yeah, now they're on their
trip touring Joto, teaching other little fan peas how to
race, and I don't know. I don't know when Lucky being
favorite's going to be coming back home, but hopefully soon.
Yeah, I think they said sometime like I think two months from
now, exactly 2 months from now. I know that's what they told me
when we went on our our daily run.
So you know, me and me and Lucky being favorite are, you know,
running together a lot now, so. Right.
Yeah. We were and now they're on
vacation. Or not vacation, but they're on
their tour. So the.
World tour, Yeah. Huh.
I would say the World tour, but it's not the whole world, it's
just the Johto region now. I thought it was inter regional
was it not? Is it just it's just the Johto
region? Starting in Johto.
I guess to be fair, the Don Fan Derby is a purely Johto Johtoian
sport. Many other regions don't even
know it exists, so. Right, so you know, it makes
sense. Makes sense.
As CSC says, it makes sense. Makes sense.
So before we get into the lesson proper here, I have a Gengar
male that I would like to read. It comes to us from a student
whose name is Axel. They say Axel, they say Axel.
My name is Axel. And I've been listening to these
lessons for a while now and I finally got the chance to send
in some art I made. I am personally afraid of the
bigger bug types like Scyther and Bedrill, but I like the
little bug types like Spider. Rack.
Like spinner. Before you even said it.
I know. So here is a picture of my top
five favorite bug types and the list of what order they are in.
All right, so here's a drawing. I'm gonna pass it to Mr. Curtis
real quick. Mr. Curtis, let me know these
bugs here. Are they atomically correct?
Of course we have spinner rack Woo and and of course we got
Weedo. Yeah, yeah.
You're also had a weedle, huh, Mr. Curtis?
Yeah, Weedle's pretty cool. And then we have, we have
Joltic, we have Grubbin, which is like, you know, a little bit
chunkier Weedle, little, little bit chunkier Weedle.
Joltic's a little fuzzier spinner rack.
And then we've got Snom. Beautiful Snom.
Simple, simple baby boy. No, no thought in that brain.
How does Axle rank them? How we ranking these?
Wait, how is how is Axle ranking them?
All right, well, OK here. How?
How do you think Axle ranks them?
Well, of course spinner rack has got to be numb.
Spinner rack is at the bottom. OK, so one for number 5 for
spinner rack and one for #1 Brisk Minerack.
I have to say 2. You think Joltic's number 2?
OK, Snob is 3. Grubbins 4, Wheedles 5.
All right, spinner rack is number 1.
Of course, do I? I mean, I would put weedles #2
but I feel like you. Got to think about Axel.
What they? Want I'm going to say yeah, I'm
going to say Axel really likes now.
I'm going to put weedle #2 and then Snom and then Joltek and
then Grubbin at the bottom. All right, here it is.
Here's the actual order. Drum drum roll, please.
OK stop listening so #1 spinner act.
All right, so. Corwin, you're already wrong. 2
Snom. Snom is number 2.
I wouldn't say Snom is a fan favorite.
Everybody loves Snom. So we're naming A Snom fan.
Favorite. Not as much as they like spinner
act, but Snom's pretty. Cool.
Yeah, 3 Grubbin, 4 Geltic and five coming in last place is
Weedle. Weedle really 5th place?
Last will last in the top five, but it is still a top five,
which is is saying something. That's true, I guess, yeah.
That's true. All right, well, thank you so
much, Axel, for this ginger melon, for this wonderful
artwork. You will, of course, be getting
extra credit for that. I've marked it in my woo
already, Mr. Curtis. I mean, I think we know the
answer, but we getting a Gold Star here.
Actually, you know what Axel gets?
2 gold stars. 2 golds. 2 gold stars.
You've done a double Gold Star. A double Goldie this time.
That's right, double whammy like that.
Yeah, I'm scared. I'm.
I'm shaking. You're right.
No. Yeah, yeah, I've, I've, I've
completely, I'm completely upending the Gold Star market
right now. I'm.
But I have to say I'm my vomit. I'm feeling sick.
I'm I don't like it but. But two.
But not only did Axel promote the greatness of bug types
everywhere, but also rank, spinner, access number.
What of course. I'm so bored by this with you.
Mr. Curtis? No, he's just so excited.
He's pulling a blanket over himself, Mr. Curtis.
Why are you doing that? What are you doing?
I know you've been up late playing with your spinner racks,
but my gosh. I'm just I'm just so tired with
that's fair, but I'm so excited as well.
Thank you so much, Axel. I appreciate.
It Yes, Axel, thank you so much for your artwork and for your
Gengar mail. If any other students out there
would like to send us a Gengar mail, you can send it to
wpokemon@gmail.com. You'll never guess what the G
stands for. It stands for Gengar.
OK. And we will.
Try to read it. We can't.
No promises. No promises, no we will.
The corn will absolutely read it.
What? And then if he might not show it
to me, he just says sometimes he doesn't show the Gengar mails to
me. And that's.
Why I just read out loud in my bedroom by myself?
Yeah, he reads it to Gordon. It'll get read, just is it going
to be recorded? We'll see.
All right, so let's go ahead. Let's move into the lesson here.
Does anybody know who we're talking about this week?
Is it Deciduite Professor? No.
Is it Rowlett? No, it's not Deciduite.
It's not Rowlett. All right, let's get some real
guesses now that we got the fun joke guesses out of the way.
No, it was something that was real.
It's pretty real. Is it?
Scarmary professor, we already learned.
About. Scarmary.
Did you learn about Scarmary? We could do scarmary #2.
Scarmary too. Oh, like a Porygon?
Too. Is it Celebi?
No, not Celebi, Not Celebi. I mean, I'm even sure I'm going
to do a lesson on Celebi. A lot of people don't think that
it actually exists, so I'm not sure.
Oh, OK, that's fine. I'm not sure we should actually
cover it, but I guess we'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
All right, one more guess from each of you.
Spherical. Yes, OK.
No, no more second guess for you, or one last guess for you,
Mr. Curtis. If.
You want though, I guess. So do you still want to guess?
I think, I think we're, we're gonna be doing smoochum.
We will eventually. No, we are learning about
Smeargle this week. Also known as the painter
Pokémon Corbin. Yes.
Do you know what a Smeargle looks like?
Have you seen a Smeargle? Yeah, there's a there's a gang
of them that hang out in kind of the rough side of town in Golden
Rod City where I live. They call them the Smeargle 6
and they kind of run around and just like do a bunch of graffiti
and stuff like that. It's not that bad, but they, I
mean, they do sometimes, you know, paint over like things
that they shouldn't, like plants and.
Speed limit signs, you know. Your baby cribs, stuff like
that. Like sign, Like stop signs?
Stop signs is a big. One been a lot of accidents
over. Fire fire exit signs.
So people don't know it's pretty bad.
Yeah, there's been a lot of accidents near West Ave.
They like to hang out over there.
Yeah, a lot of people dying in fires because of it.
Yeah, it's bad. Do you know what a group of
Smeargles is called? A smuggle No no.
That's a smear goal. That's a Smeargle in the past.
That's a past tense, Smeargle. Okay, if you were to smuggle, is
it called a clutch? No, it's a palette.
Really. Yeah, it's a palette.
A palette of. Smeargles palette of Smeargles.
Okay. Like a palette of paint.
Yeah, I never got got that. Yeah, that's what it is, Mr.
Curtis. Maybe we should take the
Smeargle 6 and move them over to Palette Town, no?
They don't have the infrastructure for that.
The Smeargle 6 would destroy that town in seconds flat.
We couldn't do. That yeah, professor could
probably be dead 48 hours. There's like 2 houses.
I don't think there's a police station like they would.
They would ruin Palatown. Yep.
All right. Well, I have.
I have a smiggle here today. I'm gonna go ahead and throw it
out if that's OK with everybody. Yeah.
OK, go ahead all. Right, let's take a look at
Smeargle. Oh my gosh, that's Vinny.
That's one of the Smeargles, no? No, no.
No, no, not Vinny. No, no it's not.
I know that face anywhere. No, it's not.
Yeah. No, no.
I could tell by the look at his eye.
He's one of the Smeargle 6, aren't you?
Aren't. Shaking his head.
No, Corbin, there's no I I trust him.
This Pickles name is Vinny. His name?
His name is Vance. Not even close.
To He looked like he looked like Vinny.
Yeah, he's got that same little weird look in his eye as Vinny
does. Okay, are you just saying that
all sphericals look the same, Corbin?
I wouldn't say something that's like that's kind of prejudice.
I wouldn't say that. Okay, well I will say this, most
of them do kind of look similar. Doesn't have Vinny?
Doesn't Vinny have orange on his on his tail?
He's got a little bit of orange on his tail, and I thought from
this angle that this Vance guy had some orange, too, but yeah.
It's more of like a yeah. A burnt umber kind.
Of this isn't the blood orange, which is kind of scary.
Yeah, yeah. See my confusion?
Corby, do you want to go ahead and describe this miracle real
quick? OK so this guy is on 2 legs just
bipedal and he has like a cream colored body for the most part.
He does have little brown pieces so he has like 2 brown rings
that go around his ankle area above his like little 3 toed
feet and he has two rings on each arm kind of near the wrist
area and that's a total of 6. Rings for anybody at home
counting. Counting, keep a track.
It's 6 for all those counting at home.
And he has got like, you know, two hands, three fingers on
each. He's got this derpy little
tongue that we love, we love. And that same those same brown
rings, that same color is also on his ears as well as his neck
area and around the eyes. There's like a ring around both
eyes. It has that same brown tone to
it. Eight rings, eight rings.
And the top of it is still cream colored like the rest of the
body, but it does kind of have this like top of an acorn
looking shape to it. And then it has a very, very
long tail that looks like a brush at the very end.
And as we said, Vance, the here has a has a blood orange tipped
paint or something at the end of his tail.
Yeah. Is that paint coming out of his
body? Or blood that might be actual
blood. Is that blood?
Maybe it is. Maybe it is Vinny.
After all, they do sometimes paint with the blood of the
victims. Yeah, Vance is kind of close to
Vinny, maybe. Yeah, I don't know something's.
Let's just keep an eye on it. Yeah, oh, oh, sorry, I'm getting
a thing, an e-mail here. Gengar male.
Let me just go ahead and just take a look of, Oh my God,
Porsche. Hey, party people.
God, Porsche, Oh my, I told you. Hey, stop jumping out of my
computer at me like that. It's so scary.
That's my bad. Porsche, I thought we talked
about using the fax machine. Fax machines are deadly, Mr.
Curtis. Is she's that is right as it is
very dangerous for her Mr. Curtis the fax machine because
you know in that time she becomes a tangible as just a
piece of paper so. Yeah, well, I guess then you
could just. Burn the piece of paper and you
know, bye bye Porsche. And we don't want that to
happen. So bad way to go.
Porsche, why are you scaring us? What are you doing?
Here, I mean, they just made it back from I mean, she just made
it back from her trip, right? Yep, that's right.
Right, right. Yeah, yeah, she's how was space?
Was it fun? Did you?
How was Rocket? More importantly, yeah.
Space was the bead rail's knees. I built rocket, a
state-of-the-art well rocket with turbo jets fitted with
carbon fiber fuel rods for maximum propulsion.
OK, so he's got a whole juiced up rig now that he can fly.
Around Oh, that's good. Sick.
That's good. OK, sweet.
OK, nice. That's awesome.
Yeah. I knew you can handle.
Did you do anything else on the on the Hoenn International Space
Station? The hiss.
The hiss, if you will. Interregional Space Station.
I got to fly around outside the hiss and fix some oxygen tanks.
Played some poker with rocket. Played in the zero gravity pool.
OK, that sounds fun. Nice.
Sounds good. Sounds like you had a good time.
Welcome back. Thank you.
I see that you put something on the desk there.
Yes, what is what on? Earth is that.
Or not on Earth. Earth.
Am I right? Am I?
Right. I don't know, it's just a cool
space rock. I.
Found Yeah, you shouldn't be bringing strange space rocks
back to class Portia. It's not.
It's kind of oozing.
I don't want it on my desk. I'm going.
To don't touch it. Don't touch it, Professor.
Hold on. Let me.
Yeah, No, I can smell it.
No. Yeah, yeah.
This is this has got some time properties to it.
We, we it's got some, you know, you you don't want to touch this
professor here. I'll, I'll, I'll just take this.
Is it like some sort? Of no or something.
Like, no, it's got some, some some time manipulating
properties here. And I'm just, I'm just, I'm
going to take a, I'm going to take a hold of this real quick.
Let me just, I'll move this over to my desk, man.
I can't smell that. I don't know what he's.
Talking about I don't smell anything at all.
Yeah, I mean, well, you might want to get that looked at
Corman, because you should smell something at some point.
But OK, thanks for the rock, Portia.
Where did you get it? I took a short trip to Mars and
realized they have 10 out of 10 sand.
So I built a sand castle and while digging around I found
this hunk of junk. Wow, you went all the way there,
huh? That's great.
OK, so I see the whole traversing in space thing does
work for you. I mean, with a jet pack, with a
new little jet pack she's using. OK.
Interesting. And you didn't take that from
anyone, did you, Portia? No, I didn't steal it.
OK, I don't believe you. Did you take it from non human
entities? Nope.
OK, if you say so. All right.
Some kind of non human virus of space origin entities.
Don't worry, deoxysism there. Well, it feels like a hazard to
bring an unknown inner space rock in the middle of.
Class time time manipulating space rock.
Again, we. Don't know that.
You're talking about, you have. No way of knowing them.
You know what, I'm just hold on this.
This is too much. We don't need the rest of the
school hearing about this. Let me just get up real quick
and close the door. Why don't you go throw it
outside though? Why don't you go throw it
outside the hallway? No, no, no, we can't.
We can't do that right now. I'm just going to close the
door. OK.
All right.
Thanks. Thank you.
Yeah. Who let the door open?
OK. All right.
So hey. Spirals here.
Bye Portia, I think some Hey, looking good by the way, love
the new, love the new the style. Love the new look, the new
voice. Yeah, it's, it's working for
you, girl. It's it's amazing.
We're going to have to fill out some paperwork later for your
imports and your customs declarations since you're
bringing things back from space. Well, it's not.
Really. I mean, it's not like it's a
different region. It's not, it's, it's nobody owns
space, not yet except for Hoen. Hoen owns a very small part of
space in that there, you know, in the hiss in.
The Space Station International. Yeah, exactly.
All right, bye. Good to see you, Portia.
Later skater. OK, let's go ahead.
Wait, who's watching Vance? Weird Vance.
Oh God, there's graffiti. I think he did he leave before
you close the door? Dang it.
There's graffiti. I just see a bunch of ink, Dang.
It OK, he might have. That might have been Vinny
Corman. I think you're right.
Vinny, God Dang it. OK.
All. Right, I'm going to read.
So let's let's everybody calm down.
Everybody's a little bit excited.
Let's calm down. Mr. Curtis, you, you really need
to calm down. You're kind of going overboard
here. Yeah, yeah.
I just, I'm just a little worked up, that's all.
Professor, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's OK, it's shuttle down dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go ahead and get a lesson. To calm us all down, I'm going
to read some Pokedex centuries, the first one here.
They come to us from the JoJo region.
It says a special fluid oozes from the tip of its tail.
It paints the fluid everywhere to mark its territory.
OK. So it is coming from, it's not
like something that it acquires. It's not like it's something
else. It's not like it's not like ink
that it gets. It's something that it like
excretes. OK, Yeah, yeah.
That that is, there's excrement that that ink is excrement for
sure. Now when I paint with my
excrement it's a problem, but Sidney Eagle can do it.
Whoa, whoa. Corbin, please, please.
That's, that's a little too much.
Hold on. I need I need to get up real
quick and close the door. You just close the oh wait, the.
Door's open. You just why is it open?
It's opening what? What?
Yeah. OK.
All right, good. All right.
You can go back along with class.
I just we can't have that out there.
Announced. Announced to the whole school
right now. OK, I just I thought he just did
anyways, so the the the plants fluid every it paints the fluid
everywhere to mark its territory.
Does that mean that we are in the Smeargle Sixes territory
right now? Is this as has man so claimed
this classroom for their territory?
Vinny has, yeah. I don't know.
I do see a weird looking sketchy mark over there on the wall.
I don't know. Is that a hold on?
Wait, let me turn my head. That's a sex God.
What it? Could got a nine Corbin, it
could be an 9. We don't know that's true.
It could just be an upside down 9 it.
Could be 9. Let me see right in here, the
next entry says. Once it becomes an adult, it has
a tendency to let its comrades plant footprints on its back.
That's really. Weird.
Now why is that, Professor? Why would you wanna put a
footprint on your? Back I have no idea.
I mean, it might just be a style thing and maybe it's like a it's
like a close friend thing. It's like, hey, cuz the
Smeargles, everything is about symbols and markings and that
kind of stuff. And like something that's unique
about most every Pokémon are their footprints.
And so if you have a friend and you're like, hey, I love you.
I love you as a friend, please mark my back.
Step on me. Put your special symbol on my
back. Professor, could you, could you
dip your little tootsies in some paint and put it on my back,
please? Don't ever ask for that again.
Anyways, go ahead and look at our merch store.
You will find footprints, shirts.
Yeah, with all three of us is an open.
Invitation for Don to step on me.
Just saying. I got to say.
What? Who said that?
We can't. We're just going to have to cut
that out. We can't.
That one, you know, Corbin, you know that that was.
What is the wrong? OK, whatever.
I'm kidding. You can keep that in, I think.
Guys. Joking aside, I think a T-shirt
that's kind of like kind of like ocean or egg shell and that has
like just like a green footprint on the back.
I think that's that's a quality shirt.
And maybe like the the sleeves have like brown rings on them.
Yeah, the brown rings. Write this down.
Write this down.
Write down. Write it down.
OK, good. Good.
OK, the next entry here says the color of the mysterious fluid
secrete from its tail is predetermined for each Smeargle.
I I don't know that. I assume it's just, it's just
unique. It means it's unique to them.
Yeah, so each each Smeargle has its own color.
And it comes and it comes from birth.
It's not, it's not dependent on what food they eat or their mood
or anything. It's it's it's what?
If you were a Smergle that was born and just like didn't like
your color, like what if your favorite color was green and you
got like a purple? Well, you got to learn to love
what you have. Then I assume you find somebody
with a green. Do you think there's like a
color transplant like procedure that Smergls can do to get
different? Colors there might be I could
see. That also it's pronounced
Smergl, not Smergl. Keep saying smergl.
You always say, I just want to make sure that that that's not
going over my head. So all of our virtual students
know. I know he's saying it wrong.
It's definitely, yeah. Like smear.
Is it? Wait, hold on, you say so Smear.
Gull, gull. Smear Smergle.
Got it. OK, all right, whatever.
OK, so that does it for the Dojo region.
Let's move on to the Hoen region.
Pokedex entries. The first one says Smeargle
marks the boundaries of its territory using a body fluid
that leaks out from the tip of its tail.
Over 5000 different marks by this Pokémon have been found
5000. Man, they really have their own
like language, don't they? I wonder if there's like a like
a pastime that's like smuggle mark, like tracking almost like.
Watching that there is like like trying to identify if this
specific mark has been identified before or if it's
like a new new discovery. Oh, that's got to be a
profession for sure. Dang that sounds like a fun a
fun. Honestly I'd I'd get into that.
Like just go to areas where where smeargles are commonly
found. Yeah, the whole wrapping thing
didn't work out. I'll give that a shot.
Maybe. When I grow up, I think, I think
we can say that it hasn't worked out, Corbin.
I think I think we can not. Even.
Say that, you know, give it time.
I think by law it hasn't worked out.
Right. OK, well, if the filmmaking
thing doesn't work out. OK, you're right.
You're right. You're being taught, but was a
Professor Mandela? Mandela.
Mandela, Professor Mandela and the absol is to you.
You think your instructional videos would be a little bit
better edited at this point, but.
I'm trying. I'm really trying, you know, I'm
trying my best, but you know, there's a lot of.
He's trying his best, Professor. What you gonna do?
Yeah. Yeah, just cut me some slack.
I'm just a boy. He's.
Just a boy. All right, let's see here.
So that does it for the Hoenn entries.
Let's go into the Sino region. Pocox entries.
It marks its territory by using its tail like a paintbrush.
There are more than 5000 different marks.
We knew that. We knew that.
We know what they could mean.
Like I thought it was like this is my mark.
I'm this, this mark represents me smear goal.
But I guess it is like a like a language like a different
language. Yeah, I thought, I thought it
was more of the like the color thing is the unique identifier.
There's no two smuggles with the same color.
That is true. There's no smuggles at all
because it's a Smeargle. Actually, have we said that
None, No2 are the same? I don't know if we've said that.
Not not not really, but we did say they have unique colors.
They do have unique colors. OK, let's move on here.
There's nothing new from the UNOVA region.
There's nothing new from the Callos region.
Lola does have some entries though.
OK, let's see what they got. Let's see how great their smear
goals are, Yes? The first one says the unique
creations produced by each smear goal are painted using the fluid
that uses from its tail. This is how it marks its
territory. OK, I mean, we got nothing crazy
there. Yeah, we need that, the next one
says. It draws symbols all over the
place to market territory. In towns with many smear gold,
the walls are covered in graffiti.
That's what's happening to Goldenrod City.
It's turning, it's turning into a trash pile in some cases, you
know? Everybody was all upset about
the raving horde of spinner axe, but like, you know what?
The spinner axe I I got the spinner axe under control and
and now the smuggle boys have moved in.
Yeah, Hey, Mr. Curse, I don't think you want to be announcing
to the world that that, that that's your spinner axe, maybe.
Maybe it's close to. I didn't say, I didn't say it
was my spinner axe, but but but just that I got them under
control. But yeah, you're right.
Let me get let me go close the door real quick.
Wait. Yeah, it's just a little bit,
OK. The doors open.
That's not going to close. It.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, yeah.
Good. I thought he's closed the door
like. Wait, twice, has he?
Twice. Three.
Yeah. No, he's, he's been.
No, I mean, it's open right now. If I closed it, it'd been closed
already. Oh yeah.
Can you close the door real quick, Mr. Curtis?
Yeah, yeah, sure. Let me get, let me go close the
door real quick again. That's good.
OK.
Thanks. All right, all right, I'm moving
on here. All right, the next entry from
the Alola region says the fluid of Smeargle's tail secretions
changes and the intensity of its hue as the Pokémon's emotions
change. All right, Well, I guess I was
wrong. All right, I'll admit it.
I was. Wrong.
Your hands up. You're wrong.
It does matter about the about it's emotions, so it's not
predetermined. Hey, hey JoJo, you might want to
change your entries because the the smeargles over in the Alola
region have feelings. Yeah, yeah, how dare they.
Yeah, see here. The next one says it draws
symbols with the fluid that oozes from the tip of its tail.
Depending on the symbol, Smeargle fanatics will pay big
money for them. See what I was talking about?
Yeah, so there are like, like people do do this as a hobby and
pay money for it. Aficionados of the of the smear
gold paint, Yeah. Yeah, like they can.
I wonder if you think they'd be able to tell if it was like a
fake smear goal symbol. Like, could I just like, you
know, get really good at drawing a rare smear goal symbol and
start selling that for big money?
Big, big. I think they know the
difference. There's a certain probably
texture that comes in with their tail that can't be replicated.
I mean, I guess. Unless.
Cut off with their extra, with their extraordinament that they
have. Yeah, the excrement, that's
true. But I mean, I could also just
catch a smear goal and say hey, do that rare symbol.
True. Yeah, just lock, lock a smear
goal in your basement and then have them do symbol over and
over and over and over again. Yeah, that's that's that's,
that's very ethical for sure. Man, when you put it like that,
Mister Chris really hammers. Really humane, Yeah.
Yeah, All right, let's see here. There's nothing new from the
Gala region, nothing new from Hissui.
We do have some entries from the Paldea region, though.
The person says once a smear goal reaches adulthood, it will
have other members of its species leave paw prints on its
back. OK, I guess we've already read
that one. And then the next one is the
same. Actually, I'll read it.
The color of the mysterious fluids are created from the tip
of its tail is predetermined for each smear goal.
So Dang it, Paldea. You caught me.
You got me. You just use.
Copy. Pasted.
Let's see here. Move on to the unique entries.
That does it for the regional entries.
The first one here says it comes from Ashes Pokedex.
It says Smeargle the Painter Pokémon.
Colored fluids ooze from their tails, which they use to mark
their territory and to express themselves.
Express themselves very good. What do you what do you think
Vinny over here was trying to express with his symbol that he
left on the wall? That this is his territory now.
OK, So you think it's purely it's a territory, it's a
territory thing. It's.
Not purely a territory, Mark. Yeah.
Yeah, or to watch. Or, you know, watch your back
sort of thing. OK.
And threatening. All right, So I know I think
there's a little bit of anger. I think, I think there's some
anger in this, in this marking. And Vinnie's symbol, yeah.
Maybe they've just been wronged and that's why they're acting
out like this. Well, maybe it's like a lot of
artists. Maybe they just use their
feelings and emotions, you know, when and they're past trauma and
they just put that into their art, you know?
Definitely, yeah. Like I do with my rapping.
Maybe. Maybe the Smeargle 6 haven't
failed society. Maybe society has failed the
Smeargle 6. That's deep.
OK, I'm starting to change my mind here.
This is character growth. I like it.
Hey, professor, do you think we could, you know, sell the symbol
that's in here? Yeah, let's do.
That make some money. Yeah.
Keep it down. Hold on.
Let me close the door real quick.
Hold on. I can't have you an answer.
Hold on, you close the. I need the who's opening the
door? I don't.
Know is it the door hinges? The door hinges are pretty
rusty. But yeah, but you always, you
always hear that door open really loud cuz you can hear it
whenever you can hear it whenever he closes it.
Corman It's like a. Yeah, I would say you can hear
it, yeah. So you know, we know, I just
don't hear it when it opens. Yeah, it's, it's, I don't, I'm
not sure what you're talking about cuz the door is definitely
open right now. But yeah, anyway, no, let's just
try to keep that announcement down and see what we may be able
to get for this symbol on the wall here.
Yeah. We sell it for a lot of money
and then we could use that to go out on more brunch dates with
Lucky being favorite just on that out there.
Yeah, I had a great afternoon tea with him or them and they
the other day. It was good.
The other day, aren't they on
there? When?
When did they leave for their tour?
Yesterday. Yesterday.
OK, yes, OK. They told me it was a week.
Ago, yeah. They just didn't want to hang
out with me. Oh man, I guess I'm not Lucky
Being's favorite. That was funny though,
Professor. Hold for laughter.
Hold for. Hold for laughter.
Yeah, the virtual students are laughing really hard right now.
That landed that incredible joke and definitely.
I know Terry's cracking up right now.
So is Sabrina. Start making up names of our
students, Corbin. Raya.
No, it's not making up names. OK, The next entry comes to us
from Rotom Pokedex. It doesn't seem to be owned by
anyone, it just says Rotom Pokedex.
OK, it says Smear Gold the painter Pokémon.
A normal type. Smear Gold uses the liquid that
comes out of its tail to make unique marks that establish its
territory. I'm glad we could get that data
from a random pokedex that fell on the ground.
Actually a random. I don't somebody who owns who
owns this Rotom Pokedex? Let's take the information from
it and just put it into the Pokémon Encyclopedia.
That's a great idea. Yeah.
All right, that does it for all of the Pokedex entries on Smear
Gold. That's it.
I have a new appreciation for this Pokémon.
I definitely came into this lesson, you know, kind of just
like not hating it, right? Caring, yeah, kind of like, I
mean, I am a little bit biased because of how difficult this
miracle 6 have made our lives. But I, you know, as miracles are
really interesting Pokémon and I think, I think we should maybe
learn a little bit more about this Miracle 6 before we condemn
them. Right.
We should learn their side of the story and see how we can
help, you know, help help them out.
Are they getting the mental health help that they need?
Yeah. We're supposed to have an open
mindset here. OK, that's right.
OK. I think let's go into the
testing portion here. It's going to be an easy one,
keeping keeping. About Queens.
No, let's go ahead and do a poem on a.
Smeargle maybe? Yes, Professor.
I will kill it. Not the we.
Can't kill you? Sure.
You're going to kill Vinny. Poem.
The poem? No.
God, no. I just said I've had a character
growth moment. I'm not going to do that.
You don't. But professor.
We can't do a pop quiz though. No, we can't.
I'm sorry, I don't. I had.
That up we're never doing another one.
No, that's. Not true, no.
That's that's what I was told. All right, so I'm gonna go ahead
and walk out of the classroom here and the doors open.
Oh oh. Mr. Kurz, can you close the door
behind me? But.
Yeah, hold on one second. Let me go.
Close the door. No, Why are you saying?
It the same way each time. I was going to walk through.
That. No, No.
Oh, OK. I'm sorry.
Here. I'll keep it open for you here,
Professor. You guys write your pumps, I'm
gonna get this door looked at. I'm ready, professor.
OK. Well, nobody.
Nobody had. I mean, the door looks fine.
It's open again. I just walked in from the
hallway where it's. I don't know.
I can't explain it. I don't know what's going on.
I think. I think we need a new door for
the next lesson or something. I don't know.
It doesn't make any sense. Blame Vinny.
That's his fault. Can you, can you close that
Mister Curtis, please? Oh yeah, yeah, let me let me go
and close the door real quick. OK, OK.
Yeah. This is the same way every
every. Time.
Yeah, Anyway, I've got that. I keep getting a whiff of that.
Excuse me. Excuse me, Mr. Curtis.
A whiff of the what Whiff of? What?
What do you mean with? It there's a, there's just a.
It's just a very peculiar smell every time.
Peculiar, peculiar, peculiar. Yeah, that could that's another
that's another Pokémon name peculiar and it's like ice type,
but it's like weird looking or something.
Maybe evolves from bullyable. Isn't that, isn't that what
Pelipper evolves into? Wingle, Pelipper, and Peculiar.
I think that's what the Situi evolves into actually.
OK, anyways, we're here. We're here to listen to poems.
So Corbin, if you would like to start and read your poem on
Smuggle, I'd be very excited to hear it.
OK, here we go. This one's called The Artist.
Here we go. Dastardly devil in chaos, you
revel, Marking your territory as if it's mandatory.
Born with colored drip painting with your tails tip.
The world is your canvas. Tell me what your plan is.
Will you mask every road and crack?
Can we reclaim our city back? Or should we stop and observe
the messages you want to preserve dastardly artist
creatively the smartest Open my eyes to see 5000 truths you
speak to me boom. Very good.
Wow. You know, you, you mentioned the
marking the tape. Pretty good.
You mentioned the unique colors of the tale.
You mentioned that there's 5000 different markings that we've
identified. Hey, Corbin.
Yeah, excellent work. A lot, a lot of good.
A lot of good references there. Really crammed into this poem.
Let's see. Let's move on over this side.
Let's see. Let's take a look at Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, let's go ahead. Read.
Just go read your poem. Let's go.
Here we go. Let me just take a quick little.
Yeah, that's that, buddy. Wet the.
That's good. Let me just let me go close the
door real quick here you. Just did you just.
Closed it you. Already closed the IT is open
it's. Open.
It is open. Yeah, OK, good.
Yeah, Dad, just I had to make sure, you know, anyone, anyone
out. You the crazy ones, Corbin.
No, I mean it was just open. He's he that that door has been
closed? Like, that's not the first time
he's done that, right? No, he's done it.
At least I think I've had to count, I'd say twice.
I, I don't understand what you guys are talking about.
I mean it's just open. I I haven't, I haven't been
closing it over and over again, I feel.
Like you're messing with me. I think he's no.
Maybe he's Spinner actually like opening the door or something.
Corbin. Corbin.
What? Watch what?
You watch the door, all right? I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna,
I'm not gonna take my eyes off the door.
Here I go. I'm just gonna listen to the
poem now. Here.
We go. Here we go.
All right, Smergle, a little
artist with a paintbrush over 5000 different marks to the make
the collectors rush. Your funky fluid comes from the
tip of your tail in a gush. Your unique hue was chosen at
birth. We trust marking your territory
and your friends makes me blush, thank you very much.
That's good. I always love when you can fit
the word gush into a poem. That's my.
I tried really hard but I couldn't.
I couldn't do it. I couldn't play.
Well, you know Corbin. I tried to fit gush but then my
poem just turned to mush so I. Said Ohh, well, it's 'cause you
were in a rush. Yeah, I was in a rush.
I decided to hush and just. And flush is there one I don't
know, Mr. Curry. So once again, a lot of good
information included in there. The marking friends back with a
footprint very, very good. I heard that also the fact that
as we mentioned that the ink comes from the smirgle itself
gushes from it, if you will. From the tip of the tail, Yeah,
yeah. Very good.
Excellent. Hey, great poems.
Full marks for everybody. I mean, of course it's a.
Full marks. It's it's a participation grade,
but I think you guys did really, really well on on these poems.
That's gonna wrap up this lesson here on Smeak or Smeargle.
Does anybody know who we're gonna be talking about next
week? For the first time in a long
time, it's not a normal type Pokémon.
Oh, is it decision right, Professor?
No Turtwick. No, no and no.
It's so it's it's a, I'll tell you it's a fighting type.
And I know that the Hissuian version of of Deciduai is
fighting, but that's not that's not.
Is it hairy Mama? Is that the one hairy Mama?
Sorry, what? Yeah, it's that big one that has
like the big hands and the round belly from Hoenn.
Hairy Mama. So now you just said from Hoenn,
so you know that's wrong. Yeah, I guess you're right.
OK. All right.
How about how about Lilligant? No, again, I think that's
another hissui in fighting type Pokémon so.
Is it throw? No, OK, I was gonna go ahead and
tell you we are learning about. One more professor.
All right.
I don't think you're gonna get it, but OK.
I mean, I think, I think it's Slytherwing.
It's not. It's not.
No, no. No, we are learning about
Tyrogue next week, Yes, so we've actually learned about some
Pokémon that Tyrogue can evolve into.
Tyrogue can evolve into Hitman, Chan him on Lee.
Scarmary. Not scarmary, no, OK.
But it can also evolve into him on top, which we haven't talked
about yet. A little bit confusing, but
yeah, next week we're going to be learning about Tyrogue.
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Hold on, hold on. I'm in the middle.
Yeah, No, it's getting a little noisy out there.
Let me go close the door real quick.
Hold on. What is happening that Corbin
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What? It's September.
How was that happening? But it's snowing.
Hold on, it's snowing just around the school and nowhere
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That is weird. I don't know what you guys are
talking about the door, but that the snow outside is.
Weird. Doesn't make any sense.
OK, well forget I said anything, Professor.
So. Let me just sit back down a
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