Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here in the
waterlogged, flooded Remoraid classroom is of course, my
wonderful teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, how are you today? How you doing?
Oh, I'm so good. I'm joining being here.
Joining everybody. Full of joy.
I've got, I've got, I wore my waterproof trench coat today.
That's good, you know, and I've just, I'm soaking in the
artificial sun. Love that for you.
That's right, I forgot to. I forgot that we did.
We did install an artificial sun in here after after last week's
lesson. Mr. Curtis, that's not
artificial sun, that is just a orange disco.
Ball that's. Counting that one.
I mean, I feel like that still fulfills the description of an
artificial son. You're right, I can't argue
there. Yeah.
Also joining me here in the Remiraids classroom is of course
our young trainer in training our one non virtual student,
Corbin. Corbin, how are you doing?
I'm good feeling all right. I thought we were going to have
the dry classroom, our spherical normal classroom with Lex the
hoot hoot in it. Now Clocky, you're a cool hoot
hoot as well. But there's a special bond that
we have with Lex. I thought we're going to be back
in our original classroom today, but professor emailed me and
said, hey, we're going to be in the same flooded classroom with
all the water Pokémon. So I bought my swim trunks
today. Take a look.
Bam. Wow.
Nice. Yeah.
Hey, splash around a little bit, man.
Get in there. Yeah.
So it's. 3 feet of water. So it's like up to Corbin's head
right now. Well.
No, no, I'm not 3 feet tall. What are you talking about?
It's like at my waist. I'm sitting down in the chair,
OK? It's like.
Sure. Yeah.
OK. So some students and Corbin
included, might be wondering why we're here in the Remoraid's
classroom again, and I'll explain that in a second.
Be careful, Be careful not to step on any of the Remoraid
staff members as they flit in and around here, because
remember, they're all very important members of the
GCLCBOTSCLC staff. OK, their lives matter.
Yes, we haven't named any of them, but that's fine.
That's OK, we don't need. To and I'll explain why we're
here in just a second, but before that, I just wanna get
this Gengar mail in real quick. This is a short one.
It comes to us from Captain Crespo.
So thank you for your service, The captain, just to begin with.
Thank you, Captain. They send us, they send us a
gang girl mail. It's very short.
It says look what I found a photo of Corbin and his parents
from when he was a baby. Oh my God, are you serious?
Yes, I haven't seen my father in forever.
I I need to see what this looks like stat.
Yeah, here you go. Take a look at Corbin.
Describe it for us. There's hold on.
I'm not. I'm not seeing myself in here.
What are you talking about? You're in your dad's arms.
Your dad's loving arms. OK, all right, so let's let's
get something very clear here. So I'm not a Mr. Mime.
This is a great. OK, guys, I'm a human boy.
All right, You guys make your jokes.
I'm a I'm a boy. It's that simple.
This photo is a good one. It's a great piece of artwork.
It is a Mr. Mime. I I assume you know the Mr. Mime
that lives with my mom. It looks like Donnie JA little
bit. Your father, yes.
No, he's not my real father. It's it's, it's a, it's a, it is
a picture. We'll post it on social media.
You guys will see it. It is a Mr. Mime holding a mime
junior next to a very Pretty Woman with brown hair and green
eyes and a green shirt. Your mom looks similarly to my
mom, but that's not me. I'm not a mime junior.
I did not look like that as a baby.
OK, I don't know. Have you seen yourself in the
mirror recently? Yeah, I mean, sure, you don't,
you don't wear the same hat, but like you look like that pretty.
Much. I mean, that's basically your
face. This is a.
This is. A family portrait.
No, that's not. No, I don't look quite.
I mean, when I'm happy, I kind of look a little bit like that.
My hair is a little bit purplish and blue or no, it's a little
bluish, like, like, OK, Donnie J taught me to style my hair.
OK, So you can blame him for that.
All right? The rosy red cheeks.
I'm a 10 year old boy. And when I when I I blush a lot,
I get really excited about things.
That doesn't make me a Mr. Mine. OK, I want to chill.
That's not me. Fine.
Well, I mean, here you're a MIME junior, so.
It wasn't me. I didn't transfer.
I didn't evolve from my junior into a small boy.
All right? I didn't do that.
I was always a small boy. Well, actually, he was a small
baby. That was a small boy.
Yeah. But it's a great piece of art
though, Captain Crespo. Very good, incredible artwork.
And so we're, we'll make sure that Porsche puts it into the
the Discord and, you know, other various forms of social media so
our virtual students can see it. But it is great artwork and we
love it a lot. It's good.
It's so good. So yeah, I'm gonna give you
extra credit here, cuz I mean, you say it's a photo, but I do
think you drew this. So I'm gonna give you extra
credit. Mr. Curtis, do you think a Gold
Star is worthy here? Yeah, I think, I think so.
I think, I think I'd I'd give a Gold Star for this one.
It's not listen, just talk about how great spinner axe are or you
know, the bug types of the best. But you know what it does?
It does have a nice picture of my ride and die buddy right
here. That's not I'm not in it.
If you mean Donnie J, that's fine, but I'm not in it.
No, no, no. You're my ride and die buddy.
And that's you in the middle, Yeah.
You're his right, that was established last class.
That's very sweet, but I'm not I'm, I'm junior, okay, Let's be
clear, okay? Well.
Thank you. Yeah.
Thank you so much, Captain, for your incredible work.
If any other students out there would like to send us a Gengar
mail, they can send it to wwopokemon@gmail.com.
The G stands for Gengar. Yeah, we've.
Been getting a lot of good art recently.
Keep it up, yeah? Keep up the artwork, it's been a
lot of fun. And it's all, it's all recent
stuff, none of it's older than like a month, definitely.
Is that true? Nope.
Let me. Yeah, it is.
True. Nope.
Maybe. OK, I don't know.
We're not gonna talk about time all.
Recent all recent stuff. All right, so let's get down to
the nitty gritty. Let's talk about why we're back
here in the remorated classroom. It has to do with the Pokémon
that we're learning about this week.
Does anybody know who that is? So it's gotta be something that
needs water cuz the whole class is flooded and there's little
fishy Pokémon swimming around here.
I'm gonna assume, and I could be wrong here in saying this, but
it might be a clobber puss. Really.
Good guess, good guess. It's not.
It's not a club club. What about a?
Is that a? Really.
What about a Toxapex? What?
No, it's not a toxapex. No.
Is it a dugong? Well, we learned about dugong.
Crap. Yeah, we about Dugong.
It's that one. It's that it's the one that Cub
Chew evolves into. Oh, we learned about Cub Chew.
No, we're not that. You said that Cub Chew evolves
into. Yeah, that big ice one, it likes
water, right? Cloister.
No cub chew The one that cub chew.
Bear Arctic. Sorry, I don't know why.
That's. Happening to me.
So Toad scroll. No, not only about that, no,
that's the. That's called a.
Curtis, I would love Toaster Strudel, but no, not today.
It's hard to tell sometimes the Pokémon that he's talking about.
I love it. It's a guessing game.
Toads, toads school toads toads scroll toads we.
Are kicking it old school, we are kicking.
It old scroll. That's how you say it.
It's Octo. Artillery, yes, we are learning
about artillery this week is the evolved form of remerade because
guys, the math teacher, which is one of the new Remerade staff
members did evolve into an artillery.
Really. Yes.
Are you serious? What's her name?
Professor Chili. Yes, Professor Chili, the
artillery. Professor Chili.
Because he's cold or. He likes chili, right?
Yeah. Is that why he's even like that
name? Is, I mean, that's his name.
I don't, I don't know what to say.
He. Just came with the name.
He was the only one right that came with the name OK.
Yeah, so. Well, no, no, they're all named.
It's. Actually just I think it's
actually chillery is the name. No, no, it's chil.
It's chili like. Chili like the like the like the
soup. Yeah, like the OR the chili
pepper or, you know. Okay, now it's Pelipper, Mr.
Curtis, not not Pepper. Come on, not Pella pepper.
So chillery, the artillery is the rumory that evolved into
artillery. The math professor here at the
GCLC BOT SCLC. So now the headmistress has
asked me to to revamp the habitat here that we made last
week for. No saving.
So are you serious? So we got we got it.
We got to update it for Artillery Knee and so we got to
make sure that that Professor Chillery is nice and happy here
in in this classroom. Chilly.
You say? Really.
No, I said. Chilly.
Chilly, chilly. Now it's chillery is the name
guys. Are chilly chillery.
Chillery, The artillery. What do you want from me?
It rhymes. Chilli, the chilli, the
chillery. OK, well, that's not that's
nothing. That's not.
That's not anything. It's everything.
No and nothing at the same time. That's why.
Yeah, true. OK, so my, my idea for this
class is we're going to kind of read through the Pokedex entries
and we're going to think about what we can add to this
aquarium, to this habitat here to make it more, you know,
suitable for an artillery. Because, you know, there's a
good chance that more of these remirates are going to evolve.
So we want to make sure that they're happy as well.
Maybe a maybe a white board with math problems on it would would
would Professor Chili chili like that?
Well, I mean, they they do have a white board up there already.
And they were using their ability to shoot water to kind
of like, you know, manipulate the chalk and stuff.
Yeah, they're kind of like eating a bunch of chalk and then
kind of spraying it up there. Oh fun that that works.
So yeah, we artillery might be able to do that.
Let's read these Poke X entries and see what we can do, what we
can add. OK OK so the first entry says it
traps enemies with its suction cup tentacles then smashes them
with its rock hard head. Oh, is it rock hard?
Is it like a rock type or how does that work?
No, it's not a rock type. You know what?
I'm just thinking now, maybe we
should take a look at Professor Chillery.
Oh yeah, it might be. Good.
I mean, where is he busy? Is he studying?
Where is he? You know, I see he was, I think
he was sulking in the corner over there because he's not
happy. Rough chilli, come on out here.
Chilli, where are you? Hello.
Oh, there he is. He just popped up in the water.
Hey. Yeah, he was hiding.
He's unhappy in. The area.
Go ahead. And Corbin, can you describe
Professor Chillery to us? So it is the whole thing is kind
of like not orange, not red, but kind of like a scarlet color.
And it looks like it has eight arms, maybe.
It's kind of hard to tell from here because it's underwater
mostly. 8 appendages. 8 appendages, they look like
tentacles and each one has like a little yellow bulbous, like 2
little white or sorry, 2 little yellow bulbous parts on the end
on the underside of each of those tentacles.
And then you know, obviously it has like a little snout.
It doesn't really have a nose or a mouth.
It's kind of like combined. It has like a little snout at
the front and then it has some of those more bulbous yellow
bits running along its head and that's pretty much it.
It's a very it's very simple, sleek looking of Pokémon.
Very cool looking in my opinion. Very cool.
Yeah. Very cool.
Yeah, I. Like it?
Do you think? So?
The things honest tentacles I'm pretty sure are some suction
cups, but that makes me wonder the the two on its head are
those also suction cups? They look the same, so they
gotta they. Do look the same?
I mean, they don't have to be, but they it's likely that they
are. So they gotta.
Be that's for when Professor Chili wants to stick to the roof
and you know. Get around.
Shoot shoot chalk water at the upper part of the board.
That makes sense. Or or maybe maybe, and I haven't
touched them because, you know, I respect personal boundaries,
but maybe maybe they're like hard.
Maybe they're part of its rock hard head that it uses to smash
enemies with. Maybe they're like.
Looking at them, it doesn't look very, doesn't look very like,
doesn't even has a hard head, you know what I mean?
You don't think so? OK, well then how about this,
Professor Chillery? You want to give Corbin a quick
head butt. No, no, no.
OK. All right.
I believe you. I believe.
You OK? That's what I thought.
OK, yes, I, I, I know, I know
you're depressed, professor, but we are working hard to make sure
that we can, we can get this habitat to be to, to your
liking. All right.
In fact, maybe, maybe take some time to write out a little, a
little like a comment card with the suggestions for us that'd
be. Great.
Yes, please. Thank you.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. A fine idea.
OK, great. All right, so let's move on to
the second Pokedex entry. This is in the JoJo region.
It says it instinctively sneaks into rocky holes.
If it gets sleepy, it steals the nest of fellow artillery.
Aw. Get out of here.
Yes. Like no, no, wait, no.
Personal. Property here.
If if artilleries always steal from other artilleries to get a
nest, then who? Which?
Which artillery had the first one?
I mean. So 1 artillery had to have made
a nest for then for a different auxiliary for it to be able to
be stolen. I think you're taking this too
literally, Mr. Curtis. What came first, the nest or the
artillery? Which came first?
The nest? I mean, it would have to be,
they would have to come into existence at the same time.
I mean, I'm sure that the practice of stealing nests kind
of like, came up as, as you know, artillery was evolving.
Yeah. And honestly, if every artillery
steals nests, it kind of makes me think that, you know, no
artillery really owns a nest. It's more of a communal thing.
Yes, community is stealing from others.
Community is sharing. Without their permission.
You're. Saying, hey, you're sharing this
with me now. Whether you like it or not,
that's essentially what they're doing.
I guess, but then that other artillery also steals nest like
it's like whatever Nest is closest it's just gonna sleep
at. Yeah, fair.
Like ownership is nothing to an artillery.
I love that. I mean it definitely.
Seems that way and knows no gods or masters.
That is a real 1. But so.
That's why Professor Chilly over here actually has your Rotom
laptop. I don't know if you noticed
that, but. Nice.
Hey, no, it's your. Rotom Laptop.
Corbin. Oh, mine.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, give it back. Hey, hey, give it.
Yeah, mine's right here. I'm reading off of it it.
Sucks. OK.
I'm stuck to the suction cups. All right, we're good.
Well, be careful it it's swung its head at you just missed the
head. But watch it.
OK, you're depressed, but chill. The next entry here says it's
instinct is to bury itself in holes.
It often steals the nesting holes of others to sleep in
them. All right, so now it's now it
sounds like it's stealing like more than just artillery's
sleep, other artillery sleeping holes.
Just holes of any kind. Just any kind of hole, which is
really saying to me, we got, we got to put some holes in here
somehow. Yeah, we got, we got to make
some holes, rocks. I got AI, got AI, got a
jackhammer here, Professor. We could.
We could make it happen. Well, I was thinking more of,
you know, bringing in some like, I don't know, some environmental
stuff that just naturally has holes in them like rocks or
like. I mean, you sure I could.
I could Rev it up right here, put a hole in the floor.
Well, yeah, but we don't want to.
We don't want to be a make a hole in the ground.
We don't want it. We also don't want a jackhammer
going during the recording. Mr. Curtis, come on.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
OK, think. About the the students I.
Think about the students. I mean he did already Rev it up
pretty hard so. Yeah, that was not necessary at.
All Yeah, so if you could turn it off now, Mr. Curtis, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry. I'll put it down now.
Thanks. Okay, the next entry comes to us
from the Hoen region. It says artillery grabs onto its
foe using its tentacles. This Pokémon tries to immobilize
it. Wait, this Pokémon tries to
immobilize it before delivering the finishing blow by it?
Here I'm assuming the. The foe.
The foe in question, Yeah. If the foe turns out to be too
strong, artillery spews ink to escape.
OK, OK, We'll squirt there, yeah.
Yeah, if it like bites off more than it can chew, it's like,
it's like emergency ink. Get out.
Yeah, get out of here running away.
I think it also uses that to like how Rimmel raid makes it
shoots the water jet to make it move faster.
Maybe. Maybe, maybe it.
Also does that when it's nervous.
Yeah, you know, if you like go Boo just just makes it ink a.
Little bit, yeah, it'll just like it'll just go, you know,
squirt a little bit. Yeah, I've been there.
That was me during the the mischievous lesson.
Well, we don't have to go. We don't have to revisit that
too much, Corbin. Yeah, I'd rather not throw that
underwear anyway, Scott. Anyways, moving on to the center
region, the first entry says it lives in the gaps of boulders
and in holes on the sea floor. Is suction cups grip prey
tightly? Yep, very tight.
Makes sense. So tight.
What kind of prey? We talk and I know I always ask
this when it mentions prey, but what what?
What kind of prey do we think we're talking?
About here, Chin Chow. OK.
Yeah, probably a chin Chow. I could see that the chin Chow
have a pretty strong defensive capabilities with its
electricity. I think you can easily throw
down with a slow poke. Yeah, I mean, I bet a slow.
Just grab. Well, just grab some slow poke
tails and then look slow poke run.
Off, yeah, but like it really. The fact that it grips onto them
tightly, it makes it sound like they want to be moving, like the
prey wants to be like doing move move stuff.
But like, yeah, yeah, that doesn't say slow bro to me.
No, no, that's I don't think slow bro.
I think slow bro. And a slow king is a little bit
too much. Oh, but a slow itself away, a
slow poke, a little pokey baby. I think it can take on a slow
poke. Not a bro or a or a king.
I don't think so. I think it's too much for it.
How about this, A side duck I? Think it could probably take
down a side duck, not Perry, because Perry would reason with
it with his therapy training. But not, I mean, I'm not saying
that it could take down, I'm saying like what?
What is the likely prey of of a artillery?
Cutie fly, you know, it's always an easy target for everybody.
Everything eats cutie flies because they're delicious.
They're basically made for consumption, right?
Exactly, so for all you guys that own a cutie fly out there,
don't forget it's purpose. Justice for the cutie fly?
That's right. Cutie fly.
Lives matter. You heard it here first.
I Yes. Yeah.
Good. I don't know what else you say.
No, no, it's not like you want to say something, Corbin.
I nothing. I just.
I just, yeah, I I already forgot it, Professor, don't worry.
About it Oh great, OK, that's fine our the next entry says it
obscures its foe's vision by spitting a cloud of murky ink It
makes its nest among boulders a boulders is it rock through the.
Boulders. Some boulders.
We need some holes. Yes, like the way you're
thinking rocks and you know, I think, I think we made this
largely freshwater. We might want to, I don't know,
provide some kind of salt water alternative as well, cuz any of
these live largely in in the sea.
Yeah. OK, moving on.
The next entry says it loves to lurk inside holes and rocks.
It sometimes sprays ink on prey by sticking out only its mouth.
OK, so it kind of like sticks its mouth out of the hole and it
goes. Yep, squirts from a distance.
You'll never see it coming cuz it's hiding.
From a distance. That's a good T-shirt.
Squirts from a distance. Squirts from a distance.
Let's see here what is what is Unova had to say.
It has a tendency to want to be in holes.
It prefers rock crags or pots and sprays ink from them before
attacking. Pots in the water.
Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I don't know.
Mr. Curtis, go make a vase quickly or a pot or something
that we can put in the. Water I got actually got one
right here. Oh great.
Put it down, Put it down. Let's see, Professor Chiller
Water. OK, aw, he's sliding inside.
Oh, and his nose just popped out and oh.
Oh, Corbin. Right in the face tank.
Oh my. Gosh.
Dude what the heck. Like I can't see how my left eye
now. Last week was my right, this
week is my. Left.
Wow, so you're fully blind? I mean no just my left eye is
right now my my right one healed.
I'm still not blinded from the remoraid spit.
Thank you. Blinded by the spit.
That's a good one, professor. Thank you.
Oh, gosh. Let me get this ink out.
Yeah, so OK, let's move on. There's nothing new from the
Kalos region. Here in Alola, we have some more
interesting news about the ink. It says the ink it spits when
escaping is special. It contains A substance that
dulls the sense of smell, so Pokémon with keen noses get
lost. OK, so no one's sniffing me out
right now I guess. No, no, no.
You are losing your sense of smell.
Oh yeah, oh, oh, that sucks if I'm.
Reading it correctly, yeah. So.
So try a smell right now. Can you smell Mr. Curtis, I
mean. A little bit still hasn't
completely gone away yet. This actually might be helpful
for when I do sit next to him. Yeah, maybe.
Hey, see if you can get like a little vial of.
A vial of a little shot of some ink?
What? Pokémon have we learned about
recently? Might this really affect like if
they were to lose their their sense of smell?
Definitely, I must say Swineub. Swineub, yes, also and pillow
swine. Sniffer sniffing Sniffy, sniffy
sniffy hogs. Yeah, and honestly Ursa rang as
well. Ursa rang is very smell based.
Yeah, a lot of sniffy babies that can be affected.
By this a lot of sniffy little sniffles as I call them.
Yeah, little sniff, babes. Dick, I didn't realize how the
last like Pokémon. Well, stuff for Rim Raid, so
yeah. So pillow swine swine hub
Ursurang. Wait, is that the one?
Is that the order that we did it?
Hold on. No.
Wait, there is also Corsola in there as well?
How you for about corsola from also?
My cargo God. Wow, Professor.
All these lessons really blend together.
But a lot of a lot of lot of good sniffy sniffy Pokémon
though. Yeah, a lot of people that are
affected by this, yeah. Little sniff, boys earlier.
OK, let's keep going. The next entry from the Alola
region says it usually usually sleeps in caves.
The pitch black ink that artillery spits is also used for
cooking. Nice.
Cool. Like an oil or something?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no, you've never had
artillery ink pasta before. No, but I will scoop some out of
my eye later and try it. I mean, you could just ask
Professor Tillery for a little bit more.
That's OK, He I know what's going to happen.
No, Corbin do. It I'm good, I don't really
want. To be No, Corbin, do it.
Just do it. No, I don't.
Know I don't. Here's the little bottle.
Go ask him for some I. Don't want to.
I don't want to bother, OK? Hey.
Professor, can I, can I get a little bit of ink in here?
Oh, thank you that. Was gotcha he gotcha.
Why? Why the other eye too?
OK, alright, so I'm just going to have to just keep my eyes
closed for a little bit, OK? Yeah, you're gonna have to
pretend you're like a a pillow swine and and hey, you guys.
Smell anything? No.
Yeah, I smell. Listen, it's listen.
Mr. Curtis is pungent today. All right, I can.
Smell, smell. Wow, Wow, Professor, you too.
Listen, it's true, all right? I don't want to lie to you, E.
Two Professor Jacob. Oh man, that sucks.
OK, let's keep reading Pokedex entries.
We're almost done here, so there's nothing new in the Gala
region. There is a Hissuian entry,
though. And then, it says, while
artillery still shoots water from its mouth, the drastic and
anatomical difference between it and Remiraid meant that for a
long time, no one believes the former evolved from the latter.
So I'm saying that's what I'm saying.
It doesn't look like it. Yeah, right.
It just kind of looks like it doesn't look anything like a
remerade it. Really doesn't at all other than
maybe the eye, but that's like nothing.
The eye, Oh, it's eyes I guess. Yeah, I guess so.
But yeah, I mean like, do you think like if Pokémon feel pain
during evolution, I bet Remerade feels a lot of pain when it's
changing into an ocillary. Yeah, I don't like it's whole
body shape is changing. Yeah, that's true.
I wonder what it must feel like to go from no legs to a lot of
legs. Is it freeing or is it a curse?
Right, because now you have to. You have to control all those
new legs. You got all these legs all over
the place. It's a lot of work.
I have two. I have two legs and it's a lot
of work. I can't imagine I'm an 8.
Yeah, we saw Mr. Kirsch trip over his own 2 feet last last
lesson a lot so. That's true.
But yeah, very interesting thought experiment, Mr. Curtis.
Thank you. Yes.
Moving on to the Lentil region, the Pocket X entry here says
Artillery wanders around until it finds the perfect rocky crag
to hide under. If it angers another Pokémon by
wandering into its territory, Artillery will spit ink to cover
his escape. But two, just like that.
Yeah, but yeah, so that does it for the original Pokedex
entries. So let's move on to the unique
Pokedex entries, OK? The first one comes to us from
Ashes Pokedex, of course, and says artillery.
The jet Pokémon will instinctively sneak into rocky
holes. It locks on to opponents with
its leg suckers, then Rams them with its rock hard head.
Boom, rock hard. Crash, boom, splash, those are
the sounds it makes when it's attacking.
That would like jeez. I mean, I think that would that
would really hurt, right? Oh yeah, no, I'm glad it didn't
head butt me because I want to hurt.
I mean, the ink's enough and I I can't smell the darn thing.
So please leave me alone, Professor Chili.
I've done nothing do. You think it can shoot other
stuff out of its little nose thing?
What, you mean like you filled with like milk or something?
I think you can shoot it back out.
Is that what you're asking? Well, in the Hisuian Pokedex
century it says, Well, I guess it says here while artillery
still shoots water from its mouth.
So clearly it can shoot water. Oh yeah.
I think you can do like a like other beams, like an ice beam or
like a like a. ZAP can fire blast maybe?
Oh, I was thinking like lemonade, but oh that.
'D be good or sag? Like soft serve ice cream,
actually. How about SAP, Mr. Curtis?
You could just. You could just have.
Professor. Yeah, yeah.
Hey. Just squirt in your bottle every
day. Professor Chili, you want you
want some of my SAP? Can you shoot some SAP at me?
He said no, He said no. Sorry, sorry buddy.
It's. Too thick.
It's gonna, it's gonna choke it to death.
Yeah, it's. Gonna it's gonna clog up his
his. Nose just here.
I'll just, I'll get some water, I'll get some ice in there.
We'll, we'll get it watered down a little bit for you a little.
Bit yeah, you're gonna do that with ice.
In my SAP. Yeah, man, if only we had a room
you could. Just use the water that's all
around. Us the water.
Water you could mix into that cup.
Oh, but it's but the but the professor and all of the other
rim rain have been swimming around in it all this time.
I don't. I don't poopy.
Fair enough, Fair enough. Better use ice.
All right, moving on to Maze Pokedex that says Artillery.
The Jet Pokémon Artillery attaches its technical defeat to
its opponent before attacking with its hard head.
Smack Wing, Bang Caboozle. That is, Yep, that's how it
goes. It doesn't say that I added that
last part, but yes, OK. I thought that added a great
depth of description. To it, Yeah, Bang, Bang,
caboozle or whatever, I said. I really felt like I was there
getting attacked by 1 even though I already have been.
All right, that does it for all of the Pokedex entries on
artillery. Let's move on to the testing
portion. And today we are doing a pop
quiz. Yeah.
It's time. It's time for a pop quiz.
I was so excited. Well, I mean, that's great
because you don't have to want to Corbin.
You only have to do it. So it's fun that that's.
Not going to put away my rotom laptop then pull it back out and
put away my pokedex. And then pull it back out.
And then don't keep. It away, put away, keep away,
keep the poke but pulling out the rotom laptop.
Rotom laptop out. Pens, pencils out.
Pokedex not out. The opposite, away.
OK. Got it, Got it.
I'm ready. Ready.
We're ready. All right.
Question number one, what does artillery do when its opponent
is too strong? All right, both of the answers
are. And with my students are ready.
Ready and also soaking wet from all the water in this classroom.
But that little water logged? Yeah, we're logged.
We're all. Pruned up out here.
#Pruned up, it's good trending. #Pruned up, all right, so the
question was, what does artillery do when its opponent
is too strong? Corbin says.
Squirts ink, all right, And Mr. Curtis says it.
Bam boozles and scradoodles their vision in order to escape.
Oh, I left the with ink. You didn't.
Crap. Crap.
Oh no, Professor. What it's what it's using.
I was, I was so I was so distracted with something and I,
I totally left the the last two words off that we're supposed to
say with ink, but. Yeah, I don't know.
I guess it's just, Oh my God. I'm so sorry, Curtis.
No, Professor, No. Points for this one.
You have to give me half points for that, that what's fair and
equitable you have to. Play it, play it, hit it.
That's fair. That's fair.
I would, I would, I would have to say yeah, I would.
I would give myself half credit for that one.
But but no, believe me, professor, it was supposed to
stay with ink. I just got a little.
Distracted. It'll never be this careless
again, I assure. You that all right to focus up
please. You could just focus.
So sorry, I'm saying I'm focused in, I'm focused in.
All right, moving on question #2 what is the main function of
artillery's suction cups? All right, how we doing?
We got our answers. We all ready.
We're. Good.
We're good, I. Don't know why I asked.
I can see I can see them right here on my screen.
Yeah, yeah. They're both ready.
All right, So the question is, what is the main function of
artillery's suction cup? Corbin says.
To stick on to praise and enemies in order to bash its
head. OK, OK, let's see here.
Let's see what Mr. Curtis he says he says those suck tune
cups be wraps up and a traps enemy is for smashing yes yes
the main function is to lock on to prey yeah I kind of thought
that there might be like another thing that it would do like to
lock onto or like to stick to walls and stuff but this isn't
really mentioned in the pokedex at all that it's.
Kind of assumed right I guess. Maybe.
I mean, we shouldn't assume anything, Corbin, we.
Really should not. Yeah, OK, question #3 artillery
loves to hide in ocean floor holes.
What kind of holes are its favorite?
OK, all righty then. Question #3P.
Everybody's got says submitted their answers, I believe.
Let's go ahead and read them, Corbin says.
Rock and boulder crags. OK.
And Mr. Curtis says artillery love the rocky crag caves deep
in the ocean. I mean, I guess yes, Rocky Crags
is is the I was I was hoping somebody would say pots, though.
I was someone would put. Those are in the ocean.
I mean, that's, I assume that's where they're hiding.
They are in the ocean. I I definitely thought about it,
but I was like, I was like, whenever it was a trick
question, I was like, should I just put it in there to cover my
bases or I was like, I don't know.
It's like pot's not really in the ocean.
It's more of like. Rock pots like a nano natural
natural. I didn't say natural.
Full credits I think. 3.9 out of four for both of you.
Just just to show my distaste. That's fair.
All right. Question #4 what is a popular
human use for Artilleries, Inc? All right, final answers are in
for the final question now, Corbin says, cooking exclamation
point. So you know he knows he's right.
I know, I know it. Yeah.
So he knows that you know that I know that he knows that he's
right. We know it.
We. Know it now, Mr. Curtis.
No exclamation point here, but he says that Yum Yum tasty ink
used for cooking like the inky black artillery ink pasta.
Yeah, but I have that tonight, baby.
I guess I should try. Yeah, it's good.
Scoop the rest of the ink out of my eye and use it.
All right. You guys did very, very well.
I mean, well, I guess you know what I got to say.
Mr. Curtis didn't do as well as he normally.
Does Oh, Mr. Curtis was so sorry.
Miss missing that that, you know, very important part, that
key part of the answer in question number one really,
really hurt. Him here, yeah.
And then that 3.9 out of four in question 3, hey, But Corbin,
great job. Great job man.
Hey, you know, sometimes I can, I can surprise you.
Yeah, sometimes you can surprise me.
All right, everybody that's going to do it for our lesson on
artillery. Does anybody know what Pokémon
we're going to be learning about next week?
So get get water Pokémon and and you know, and fish Pokémon and
all that out of your brain because we're not that we're
going completely different side here, OK.
Are we going decision? Why?
No, but but that's a good, that's a good place to have your
mind to Mr. Curtis, 'cause we are.
It is a flying type. Talon Flame.
No, it's so it's actually a flying and ice type and.
It's not Scarman. Nose, I don't think.
Scarman. It's got steel flying and steel.
Wait, so it's not, oh, we've already talked about Arcana, not
Arcanine, sorry. Arcanine.
Well, I mean, we have talked about Arcanine, although I
don't. That's not what I meant.
Dang OK wait, is it deli bird? We are learning about delivered.
Oh. Oh, I wanted to say it to
everybody, was saying. It OH.
Everyone's saying it. Yeah, so in the meantime, we're
gonna make sure that we got some nice rocks and pots and stuff
around here for Professor Chillery or Chili, however you
want to say it, to get them nice and happy in in this in this new
habitat that they live in. Fine idea, but that's going to
do it for us. If you want to get in contact
with me, the professor, you can send a Gengar mail to
wwopokemon@gmail.com. If you don't like sending Gengar
mails, well, you know, there's a lot of other ways to get in
contact with us. There is.
You can find them all in our link tree, which is LinkedIn.
The description below. One of those ways is on the
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We have a Discord. What?
They Get full access to the Discord that you need to
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Patreon. Yeah, we've got a Patreon.
What a. Lot of segways.
Yeah, you see how I'm kind of like rolling into everything
here. Yeah, it's great.
But and then also YouTube. I couldn't think of a good segue
to get into that one. Yeah, yeah.
Also that one, yeah. Yeah, we have a YouTube, we do
streams, we do, we post our Neslocks, we post shorts from
the neslocks or the streams. I don't know the the Corbin's in
charge of that and I love it whenever he posts them.
And I put Porsche in charge of it.
So all good then. OK, Porsche, I guess Porsche
does the shorts, I thought. I thought you were working on
your your your video editing class.
I'm trying. I mean, she's helped.
I'm more like kind of sitting over her shoulder and learning
how to edit. OK, Portia, does she have
shoulders this this port? It's a figure of speech.
It's a figure of. Speech.
OK, OK. All right.
Well, I think it's going to do us do it for us today.
So until next time class is dismissed.