Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor, Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here in this.
I'm sorry, what is it? I've never been in one of these
things before. What did, what did you call it?
Mr. Curtis. This is a tuber.
I don't think you need to print out.
I don't think, you know, why are you saying it like that?
Like that. It's very we just look, look at
us, we're floating in the water. You're already floating in the
water. Are you saying that?
Like, it's a haunted house. It's not a haunted house.
I don't know why you're doing weight.
Is it hot? Is it haunted?
I'm interrogating Arnold possibility.
That it could be haunted, is it? Gang are going to come out of
this Uber and convinced me to go inside of its mouth again. no,
okay, so maybe some glare Ian Yeah, I can't I can't wait to
hear. What does this?
Yeah, you know, being a can't. Oh, I'm sure we'll see some goal
area and it's gonna be so great when he figures out that that
Pokémon that he's trying to say, it's clear.
You say something, what are we going to see buddy?
Clarion, what are we going to see out here in the Kanto
Waters? If the course oh a curse.
Aloha, of course a lot. Of course billion corsola.
In canto, goes type and they're in the ocean.
So there you go. Go.
Wow that was that was exciting know we're probably not going to
see that because really the only Pokemon that we tend to see her
the ones that were learning about and sometimes and you know
the specific week's lesson but who knows.
Maybe anyways, joining me here in this super uber stop that
were in because of unfortunate mishap.
We had with our fishing vessel last week.
I know mr. Curtis cause another another
pedo attack know it. Is not, it was a cking.
Everybody heard it last week, okay?
It was not fooling. Anybody record, it record it, we
did record it. It's on the record.
There's evidence of it to the entire world that Curtis caused
another mishap. Okay, well, mr.
Weil Lord stepped on the cking areas as a sharpedo's tail.
How would itself away? Lord doesn't have feet.
See Corbin hasn't even taken that lesson yet.
He knows. Yeah, I know that God, everybody
knows that. All right.
But anyways, join me here inhales just Joining me here in
this. Super is, of course, my
wonderful teaching assistant, mr.
Curtis, we already trouble over there.
Yes. And also stuck in this very very
small cramped. Super is our trainer and
training young Corbin mr. Corben, if you can please say
hello. It is rather small.
Yeah, that means not helping me how that we hold on.
Know how thick is this. How fuck is this metal here that
I'm hitting like Well, judging, I mean it sounds pretty thick.
The tomber of the ringing, I would say, 7 10 inches thick,
what are you a submarine doctor? All the sudden.
What is this? Yeah, I know.
It's good to be here. It's under, I'm a little bit.
I'm a little claustrophobic. So I'm trying to just keep it
together and not freak out because we are in a very small,
metal tube and mr. Chris versus even go.
Where's the Super even going? Is it just floating in the
water? We have a destination in mind.
Well, it's definitely going somewhere.
Okay, definitely also, we might actually there, it might
actually see a Clarion corsola, then because you might end up
and Gallaher. That's right.
Well, maybe with with the with the rate at which, you know, the
environment is deteriorating. I mean, glaring so liqueur Solas
will be at the the normal course.
All those they'll be everywhere. Kind of depressing me this
morning. It is depressing.
I've also noticed. There's there's no there's no
pilot or captain or person driving this what's the deal
with that? I just I mean I request I had to
put in a destinations okay so you had to put in a destination,
right? So I said home but obviously I
live in a forest there's no there's no ocean to my home, I'm
not sure. We know how would it know what
your home is? I mean it's not like you know,
my home address. Is in the ass.
Oh, okay. Right.
Okay. So is it just going to burrow
into the, the crust of the earth and just take us through much of
rock, to get to your home? I, you know, I don't know, we'll
have to see. Well, you know, I guess that's a
broken submarine will have to claw out of when we get to it.
That's fish, no pilot. And there doesn't seem to be a
way for me to change the destination at this point.
So, we're stuck in for the ride. This feels more like an
abduction less. In a less.
Let's less less of a feels a little bit.
Like we're in a metal casket underneath the water.
Yeah, that's what it feels like. It feels like a death sentence,
a trap if you will. It doesn't feel like waiting for
death to embrace us. Obviously, yeah, this doesn't
feel like we're going on a ride, mr.
Curtis, I'm sorry, this is a fun ride.
Don't you worry? I'm not having look, I brought I
brought snackies. I might have some.
Yeah, nothing that's going to make me gassy.
We are in a metal tube. These are some chocolate could
kill ever. Oh wait, I thought you raised
them. Do you also eat them?
Well, I mean, you know, you can't keep them all.
Oh, you know what? I'm gonna pass on the
chocolate-covered Pokemon bah. You know, I think when I pass on
that but they're like little chunks.
It's not like the full-face that's somehow weirder pretty
awful. I'm good actually.
Anyways. Professor please distract me
from this. Yeah, sure.
A lesson. I guess I could teach you guys
something while we're down here. Well before I do that, I did, I
did receive a couple of a few more emails from from students
at, for my virtual students at home, I guess I'll read those to
you guys. Guys first this first one comes
to us from Xander. Okay.
He says, or they say sorry I shouldn't.
I shouldn't go around gendering people.
Yeah come on I recently started listening to your podcast or
class. I should say.
Yes, please. I don't I don't know what a
podcast is Ivor. Literally have never heard of
one. I don't know what that is.
So yes, but you're correct in saying is a class and thought it
would be awesome if you could find someone to animate the
class and put it on YouTube. What's a YouTube that a yes.
Have you guys heard? It's a it's a video platform
website. I've heard of a mu YouTube.
Oh yeah. Yeah that's it Mewtwo.
But yeah, I think they spelt like YouTube though.
It's kind of like Spotify, gone and flat Bowl podcast.
Yeah, me too. Yeah, we've heard of it.
Xander goes on to say, your class is hilarious, and would be
even funnier to watch. Even funnier to watch what is
going on in class. Listen Xander, if you, if, you
know, People let us know because listen, I would enjoy that as
well. Listen, that's a great idea and
it's one that we've talked about before.
You find somebody who can animate the classes for us and
we are happy to do that for you. Why should we work to make these
lessons better? I mean, what is it our class or
something? You think it's our
responsibility to try to entertain to provide good
content. What is no?
Like you like you're the listener.
Like it's all on you to make. Well, online student, we're
going to give them their. They list their online students.
Who listened so Xander. I implore you to go out and find
a freelancer who can animate and and some other contact info.
I appreciate that in all reality though.
You don't have to do any of that Xander.
However, if a virtual student does find somebody who could do
that, I'm just saying that's a lot of extra credit right there.
That's a lot of extra credit that is a lot of extra credit
that's that's that's class president worthy of a Yeah,
obviously sure we might not even have to do, some would say that
I might need to go find somebody to animate then I could keep my
roll your title, my title. Yeah.
But that is a good idea. We've talked about it.
Yes. Alexander is email finishes
with. Also, you need merch like the
shirt with a Ratatat on it, and below, it would say if it can
eat it can do, excuse me, did we think that we said, yeah, I
don't know. I'm sure the principal would not
sign off on. I do, you know, I think we did
bring something like this to the principal and they were pretty
adamant about the language we were using and they honestly
seemed irate that even said that in class to begin with.
Yeah, so that was one of the reasons we've kind of toned it
down with the language over the over the lessons.
Yes. And I've tried to, you know,
maintain order and the classroom, it's a little bit
difficult with Corbin. But listen, I am the young boy
and he I am a A potty mouth here.
That's what we're not recording. You should hear the things that
I have to say. It's bad.
It's horrible. It is.
Is mentally taxing to listen? You think I should be arrested
for my rapping? You should hear how I talk when
we're not recording must be a psychic type because here you
talk to psychic damage to my brain.
Yeah, you know what? No why, but yeah, we should sell
merch. I don't know if anybody would
actually buy it. Yeah, me either I think I think
we like one person maybe would Something but you know sometimes
that's all that matters that's literally all that matters.
Yeah. Literally that's everything to
know that there's one person out there strolling around.
Maybe I know the Kalos region or something.
Wearing a shirt that has our beautiful school colors on it.
Classic, red and slightly darker red.
Yes, it's a beautiful the words right out of my mouth, the best
colors. All right.
I have another email here or sorry Gmail of course, again,
gar mail comes to us from Dustin.
Dustin says, hello to the amazing.
Professor. Jacob and the wonderful, mr.
Curtis, and I want to say torben?
No, it's Corbin. Do you have a list come true.
Oh thank you. I'm sorry.
It's come bow. No.
Oh God, it's not Cordon. I think he's referring to our
trainer and training Corbin. But yeah, I don't blame them
better for getting Gordon's name.
Is very forgettable. Oh, it's okay.
Henry, we like you. Anyways, that's then goes on to
say, I have decided enough is enough.
We need a class president that we can trust with the job.
And that person is me, I've decided to throw my hat in the
ring. If I was there with you, I throw
my hat myself, but I can't. So I decide send my family is
delibird to bring my hat to you and throw it into a ring.
Well, good luck. Because we're in a metal vessel
underneath the water. So, once we get back to the
Learning Center, maybe we can look Look around to see what
this hat that's been throwing to a bring somewhere, Dustin goes
on to say. And now my platform for
election, all professors will give their student Pokemon when
they graduate from Pokemon school and learn about all
Pokemon, okay? I mean I wasn't thinking that I
do anyways. Oh, you do that anyways?
Yeah, I mean they that is well I guess I guess wait, no, I guess
I don't do that. No, I mean, you're authorized to
God. I am authorized by.
You don't have to time, right? But you'll do it for me.
Maybe. Well, I mean, maybe if Dustin's
elected president, I guess I'll have to.
Yeah, that's true. Dustin's platform continues
with. I have also not killed, a
Pokemon like our current. I have not done that.
I have not felt really severely injured of Beedrill if I were to
call know I, right? No, that was so long ago.
I don't even remember that. I did that.
I definitely think you Isn't it might be drill.
I think it lived. Maybe maybe I don't know what a
life I didn't. I didn't I didn't I didn't check
the X-rays. I don't know to live.
You know. It's been such a long time.
I haven't checked, we will have to, you know what I was gonna
say it did it, did it lifts? Oh yeah you're a liar.
I didn't kill anybody. Well no Pokémon at least.
Nope no people either. Oh sure.
Yeah. Okay.
That's a fair thing to be sure. Out Dustin's email gmail
finishes with. Thank you Professor.
Jacob, mr. Curtis and maybe Jordan.
No, sincerely, does this gumbo Corbin?
Come on. I mean, they got very close.
No, they missed 1 letter and it's a very important letter,
because the sea is, what gives it so much personality is Orban.
Well, it's funny. You should mention that because
we are in the sea right now, A second way.
And the Pokémon that we're learning about today often lives
in the sea is it? Finn is MM.
No, it's not as an although I am happy that you have been
researching new additions, the National Pokedex.
As you as you may have noticed. We've gotten a bunch of new
Pokémon entered from the pal day or region.
Yes, very excited. It's going to extend my class if
you. My years but you know, if that's
fine, not that far. I think I this rate we're never
going to be done. And you know what doesn't that?
Just excite you. Um yeah, you'll never be done
learning about Pokemon. It's not just an amazing thing
at this rate, it's going to take years.
I'll be at least 11 exactly why I've taken this class so many
times. Okay, now, we are learning about
star you today. Mmm.
We are okay, you made some weird noises, they're disagreeing, I'm
saying, okay, so yeah, we're learning about start you today.
I don't see, I don't have a star you with me because I only
brought, you know, enough Pokémon for our last two lessons
cause I thought we would have made it back to the Surf Shack
by now. So I don't have one with me but
oh I can I can I can impersonate one if you want watch.
See how Stanley Extent. Hey, Corbett scoot out of the
way a little bit. This is not just a literally not
much really still stand like this.
You smacked me? No, sorry Professor.
You just go like this. Go like this.
And you go. Yeah.
We're in a tiny vessel. You need to stop this.
Yes, please. I can't, I can't fully extend my
arms. Any way too.
Small of a space. Oh wait, did you guys hear that?
Yeah, I think so look. Wait, look at the look at the
window. My calls.
I think it hurt me and personally it is I don't think I
don't get startled. You yeah, start you just latched
itself onto the front window on this Suber.
Oh nice there. I that's so coincidental and so
it's amazing that it happened right at this time.
Hola. Yeah.
Oh, it's waving it's a little, it's a little, it's a little
leg. I'm speaking, I'm speaking Paul
Dan to it. Hola, are you speaking for
dance? Not It's not a, I don't know.
Well, they have the pulled pulled a region.
Okay, so let's, let's talk about it.
So what are we looking at here? What is this?
What is this thing? Look like, well, it looks kind
of like a superstar. Am I, right?
Yes, it is. A star.
Is there in shape? It's got five appendages.
They're commonly referred to as that's, that's a big thing.
Anything else, coloration important to a kind of gold kind
of gold, a gold star. It's I don't like when mr.
Curtis gives us gold stars. That's like a living breathing.
I think it's breathing gold star on our front window right now.
We must have done something deserving of extra credit.
Yeah, it has a big. It has a big red gem on the
front. Yes, this is.
This is known as the core and it's all very, very important
parts of now, are you? That's not a nipple?
No, it's not. It is.
All right. Well, you see my confusion that,
okay, yeah. I could also be that as it may
be. It's, you know, maybe it's like
a teenage star, you, and let's just a big pimple that house.
It could be, I don't know. I thought it was pretty forward
for the star you to just like smack.
It's a nipple on, to the glass. Can't imagine what would come
out out, if we tried to pop that pimple?
I'm gonna vomit. Oh God.
Okay, we're getting to too gruesome territory.
Yeah. So let's, let's maybe direct our
attention away from the story. You for a moment and I think we
should read some Pokedex entries.
Okay, you just stay there, buddy.
How Hop On Hop on the ride? Yeah, maybe And let us know if
we're you know, coming towards the shore at a very down o Fast
Pace. Yes please just give us a window
into heads up popping just wave at us if something's wrong chair
or make a make your maker you know Fun Cry that we all love to
hear so much. How's it Go Again mr.
Curtis. Yeah that's pretty much it
that's not what I heard. All right starting off in the
Kanto region. The first entry here says an
enigmatic Addict Pokémon that can effortlessly regenerate, any
appendage, it loses them battle at all like a Slowpoke tail,
huh? Yeah.
I found remember correctly,
Slowpoke, Tails, grew back pretty quickly.
Hmm, that's very similar to that love that.
I love that. I'm happy for it.
I'm God. So good, man.
I wish I could do that. No, every time somebody says,
give me a hand. I just cut off my hand and throw
it right at them. Oh, don't do that.
At funny funny. And then when I'd say up, you're
pulling my leg. They pulled my leg off and they
grow another one. Heck yeah, yes.
Anyways, I don't like it. The next Century says, as long
as the center section is unharmed.
It can grow back fully even if it's chopped to bits the last
entry from the Kanto region, says, it is capable of growing
back. Any portion of its body that is
cut off at night, the center core glows, with a red light so
we can see where it's going. And maybe more, so Warren,
potential Predators, I'm coming, I'm coming for you.
Come on kids right now. Gone away.
I like that. There's a red dot floating at
you among the dark Seas and then just from a distance, you hear
that hoorah scram out of here. Okay, moving on to the Johto
region at night, the center of its body slowly flickers with
the same Rhythm as a human heartbeat.
Oh my God. All connected.
It's all we're all made of the same stuff guys.
We're all made of star years and and space dust.
That's right. A little baboom.
I think you think about it I guess our heart is kind of like
our core although I don't think I'll be able to regenerate even
if I have my heart and we we could try with Corbin if you
know I don't think we should chop up the kid in the
submarine. That's me, is that?
I mean, we're being the last time.
We're that nickname is not going to take off the always going to
call you the Kid, but I am literally a child and you're
recommending that we chop off a child's limbs in a close,
submarine. Is this really?
Why you wanted me here? Huh, is this?
Why? Let's listen, we've got limited.
Limited, limited, limited people here.
Okay, we're in international waters.
No, we're not friends. We're not in tonight.
We're still in canto. I cannot stress.
That enough. Don't know that.
That actually, that's a good point.
Yeah, we don't know where we're in a tube.
Don't know where we are. We can't.
It's a tuber. Thank you, super it.
Tuber, we can't cut off the professor's limbs.
We need him to teach class. He doesn't need a leg to teach
class and I'm doing the cutting so it can't cut myself off.
So it's Gotta Be. You carbon.
It doesn't need to be me. I have a whole future ahead of
me. All right, we'll put that on the
back. We'll put that on the, on the
back burner for now. We'll talk about it later, but
for now I'm gonna keep reading these entries.
No, it's not, we're not talking about later, it's not, it's not,
it's not a discussion. Yeah, we think about about a, we
at least one more week. We can hear.
Hello, anyone? Who is listening?
Hello. I am trapped in a tube with two
adult men who want to cut off my limbs.
Please send out. Thank you.
We're not quite sure if mr. Curtis is an adult or a man
honestly you know sometimes I mean who really is a man you
know human Professor Paul is the definition of humidity.
Now that's a real man bro. Sharp almost real real man.
Wow, as true inv. Perry I stand corrected Harry Is
a beautiful soul. I wouldn't call him a man, okay,
he's a Psyduck I guess, that's true.
Alright, the next entry says, when the stars twinkle at night,
it floats up from the sea floor and it's body's Center core
flickers, it wants to go back home.
Yeah. Okay.
Oh, is that how you're interpreting that?
Mmm. Is this, our is this our debate
or RSA for the day what does it come from space?
Yeah. Why does it go?
Well but if you if you have something you want to speak on
for that, you can go you can do something now.
I'll think about it. Okay, well I'll read a couple
more entries than maybe you can come up with a better because
there is a little bit more on that subject.
And these next entries from the Hoenn region.
The first one says start use Center section, has an organ
called The Core that shines bright red.
If you go to a beach toward the end of summer, the glowing
course of these Pokemon, Look like the stars in the sky.
I mean, not not in any other time of the year.
No, no. Just at summer seasonal.
Sure. I'm well, I mean, maybe that
means that, you know, the the patterns that they make on the
beach are in the same like, patterns as the constellation in
the Summer Sky. Well, they're trying to
communicate, they probably think that other.
There are other star use up in the sky.
That's probably what it is. They're probably trying to
communicate with them or they were from outer space.
They were from a different planet, and they're trying to
communicate back home. They think all the stars are
there, Friends from on the universe, maybe they are, maybe
they're Giant star, use blasting their light Coors all the way to
Earth millions of light years away and we can see them, but
they don't really know that because their millions of light
years old, their friends have long been dead for very, very
long time. Yeah, we've had Pokemon from the
Moon, right? So why can't we have Pokemon
from the Stars? Yeah, they're definitely have
been Pokémon from space. I mean, I don't think any of the
Pokémon that we've talked about so far, we have a proven
connection to the ferry wasn't Clefairy from out.
Place is a contrarian aliens. I'm pretty sure it's not proven
that that I mean, Clefairy does have ties to the moon, but so do
Nidoking and Nidoqueen because, remember, they all of all with a
moonstone, right? True.
Yeah. But, you know, that just because
it evolved when it comes into contact, with a stone that, by
the way, isn't from the Moon Stones aren't from the Moon.
Hmm, I'm pretty sure. I thought they were.
I'm pretty sure they just have the They are just called that
because they you know, glow like the moon, right?
Naturally, makes sense. I mean, let me take a look here,
A peculiar stone. That makes a certain species of
Pokémon evolve. It is as black as the night sky,
but it's called a moonstone, not black Sky Stone, doesn't make
sense. It was a good point.
People are idiots, who named this stuff.
God Birch out to be way better cargo shorts wearing.
Loser, there is a dusk stone as well.
Yeah, I'm sure they found that at morning.
Okay, let's continue on. So yeah, I don't know.
Maybe I'm sure star you does have some connection to the
space. It's got to it.
Has to next entry, says star. You apparently apparently again
as in not confirmed communicates with the stars in the night sky
by flashing the red core at the center of its body.
If parts of its body are torn, this Pokemon He regenerates the
missing pieces and limbs. Hmm.
It's like maybe it wants to be maybe it wants to be taken away.
Maybe I mean, are saying, hey, come on down here.
Earth is great. Yeah, we don't know.
Start, you could be actually inviting an alien presence to
come to Earth and start a whole Invasion and not even knowing
they don't even try to do it. Where Deoxys came from?
What's a Deoxys? That's a, that's a long lesson.
We'll get there. We'll get there in a little bit.
Okay. Like I'm like later today or
maybe. Okay.
Going to be a little while. All right.
The next entry says it gathers with others in the night and
makes its red core glow on and off with the twinkling stars, it
can regenerate limbs if they are severed from his body.
Mmm. Yep.
Beautiful. The last entry from the Hoenn
region says, it appears in large numbers by seashores at night.
It's Central core flashes with a red light.
Yeah, I could, for the, yeah, that tracks tracks.
Yep, this next one is gonna sound very familiar, that's
Comes from the center region. It says, if its body is torn, it
can grow back if the red core Remains The Core flashes,
@midnight @midnight. Okay, that's not information.
L a.m. ok. So now we just got nighttime
before now, it's saying at midnight on the nose, they start
flashing and it's only at the end of summer to, right?
Well, it says, I mean, if you go to a beach toward the end of
summer, the glowing core, these Pokemon look like the stars in
the sky. So I mean It's it.
Maybe it's still flashes. It doesn't just doesn't look
like the stars in the night sky at that point possibly.
Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, moving on.
Nothing new here from the, you know, region or callous region.
Why would there be sometimes? I don't even real even bothered
to read these to make sure they do the same.
I just know they won't be but we can there are some interesting
entries from the Aloha region. Oh yeah the first one says large
numbers of these Pokemon make their home at the seaside at
night. A strange red glow radiates from
the center of their bodies. Hmm, strange bizarre don't
understand what it is. I've never seen a Pokemon Global
for one might say it kind of blinks in the in a way that
Heartwood. Bling, some would say it's
otherworldly. Hmm, not from this planet maybe.
Hmm, not a planet Earth. Next one says this Pokemon gets
Hold On by limine on. That's a fun.
It's a fun sentence. That's a little.
What's aluminium? That sounds like a sounds like a
makeup product for women or men or men?
Sure, whatever, whatever you want to wear.
No, it's a Pokemon. It's a water-type Pokémon that
we haven't discussed yet. You know, commonly found I think
in the the Sinnoh region limine think think think a Magikarp
with 'The fancier fins, OK. Also it doesn't evolve into a
giant, you know, water, snake looking thing.
What's a snake about a water snake?
So long things in the water. I think that's a fair term to
use a water surfing if you will, a water.
Is what's a serpent? I also known as that a guy
redose. Yeah.
Okay I say I say Jared OHS oh I see Jerry's rados, I will get
the pronunciation on Jerry's dose later.
Anyways, so this Pokemon gets nibbled on by Loom, Minion and
others. Thanks to its red core, it
regenerates fast. So, it's unconcerned by their
snack attacks. Snack attacks, I've not heard
about move - arriving in this entry Pikachu.
You Snack Attack? That's fun.
B, an arm off the start. It's like, he doesn't care.
I mean honestly we could probably solve world hunger
would star you. Yeah, I mean it's not a gay and
Slowpoke. This is good.
Good. Turn into the Slowpoke Tail
episode. What do you mean?
It's not a good idea. You were the one who recommended
me cut off Slowpoke tails, and these aren't episodes mr.
Curtis how many times we need to tell you classes?
Six episodes of every class has an episode of my life.
What do you think? This is a silly little sitcom
for you and the kids to enjoy on Tuesday night.
This is serious. Business is a lesson you were
learning here, mr. Curtis can't believe I have to
be the one to tell you that. Yeah, well, I mean this is why
he's class president, exactly not, and it will stay that way.
And Definitely, Maybe, maybe we don't know.
Hard to see, unless you have the voter some, ooh, Surfers are the
votes ringing. Okay.
The Next Century says, in many places.
There are folk tales of Stardust falling into the ocean and
becoming star you many places. So I mean, I guess it does this
this the Stardust come in and then like land on like Coral or
something and turn it into a star you or does it just, you
know, fall into the ocean and then I listen.
Well, I'm Weather and because it's about as about as vague as
Moonbeams from the sky forming grammars.
That is It's true. It happens though.
We've seen it. We've seen it happen.
I think it's I think it's watery Water and sand mix together with
some Stardust from the sky and that becomes star you.
So it knows so it's literally not come it's not is
communicating with stars because it is a star is its dust from
Star. It's made from Stars.
Well I mean that's what the folklore say.
I mean that's what makes more sense.
I was thinking it's just an alien.
I mean the thing is though you know, folklores are folklores
but when many This is have the same folklores MN that becomes a
lower folks start to wonder. Is it just coincidence or or is
it a, you know, some kind of actual thing that they're
talking about? It does certainly certainly, you
know, provokes an interesting research question.
I think, you know what they say? It's all folklore until becomes
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Okay, the next entry says, no number of injuries can bother
star you. That's absolutely not true.
We know for a fact that's not true, it's amazing regenerative
Powers returned it to its previous state in half a day.
This seems like a pretty long time though.
I mean, it's faster than what you and what you could
accomplish. Yeah.
But but You know, it's still not as fast as like I've seen some
Pokemon. He'll also, I feel as though
there's one very specific type of injury.
That can bother a star, you. Yeah, probably any sort of
penetration through the middle of it because then it's just
dead. You know, if you if you shatter
the core I think it would be pretty bothered.
Mmm. Yeah a little bit.
Yeah The Next Century so we're moving on to the gal, our
region. Now the next entry says if you
visit a beach at the end of summer you will see groups of
star you lighting up in a steady Rhythm love groups.
Like steady Rhythm match made in heaven.
You and me just like a heartbeat just like a flashing of a heart
beat to the beat of a drum. Hmm.
Yeah. Well it's like an echo.
If you watch if you walk along the beach is like an
echocardiogram. You just see the beat going
down? I'm sorry.
I want know. What is that?
An echocardiogram? How do you know what that is?
You know, it's the thing that when they hook up the The
monitors to you in the hospital goes beep, beep, beep.
Yeah, it's tracking your heartbeat.
I think he uses that. I think he uses them to monitor
the heart rates of spinarak, after they've been tested on
him, if they've ever he's done some of his horrible, horrible
experiments in the egg. To make sure that, you know, the
developing correctly. You know, we hook them up when
they do some strenuous activity. So we can see kind of what kind
of stress is going on in their body.
We yeah, that's everything. Wait, we yeah.
You know, me myself and I okay, that's you.
And then to spinner acts that you've named myself.
And I, that that's right. This to with the experiments.
How do you know all this professor?
I've talked about in great detail with the perf.
Yeah, I was making sure, you know Corbin, all right, the last
entry here from the gala read gal, our region says fish
Pokémon. At it but star you isn't
bothered its body regenerates quickly even if part of it is
completely torn off you little. Yep.
What what? Nothing is.
Yeah. That's the fact of people pray
on. It makes me sad.
Well, I mean it's a delicious little treat and it does not
bothered. It doesn't care.
Doesn't mean we should do. It's going to slow poke dilemma
mr. Curse was an advocate for
killing them or chime. No, I was not I was definitely
against you guys. Eating this little you were 100%
on it. Check the record you were on
tonight. Err on the side of cutting them
off, and eating them online students virtual students, if
you, if you recall, who was on what side of the Slowpoke, tail
debate, I feel free to send us a Gengar mail I was on the right
side, wo Pokemon at gmail.com break.
It tweeted explained. He was on the right side of
History. I'm on the right side and you
can tweet at us, too, if you want.
Sure. Yeah.
But I will, I will not tell you what we're gonna tweet at us and
they release that yourself. They know at this point.
They got to figure it out yourself.
I ain't saying it. If they don't follow us on
Twitter at this point, they're just playing hard to get.
Okay, that does it for the regional entries on Staryu.
I have a unique entry. Here comes to us from ashes
Pokédex. It says star you.
The core of this water Pokemon shines in a rainbow of seven
colors a whole. Whoa, this is news that is new
information. Yes.
It's a I think it always talks about red.
Yes color. Absolutely.
But now it's I guess apparently. IE.
It can be a rainbow of colors. Seven colors, specifically.
Okay. What do you think the colors are
waiting? The colors are well red red is
one probably probably some yellow in there.
Yeah. Some orange, blue purple, green
yellow because orange is pretty much just Indigo.
No, Violet pewter Cerrone, yeah? Thanks Ron Scarlett.
Violet Violet, maybe that's good.
Black white diamond and pearl. No.
Didn't picture it picture in your head real quickly not just
green but like you think of a leaf like leaf green.
I will leave green leafy green color that of like a regular
silver. It's like one that comes from
you know you're the very Foundation of your being right
and saying and naturally when when you think of like a heart
of gold you're like oh that's that's the color of gold in my
head. That's like I would call it a
heart gold or maybe like maybe like the letter X Ruby Maybe, Be
sure. Yeah.
Or the letter Y perhaps maybe a sword or a shield?
We assign a color but these aren't colors whole.
I think we're losing the plot of sorry.
I'm running out of colors my head.
Yeah, I'm really just naming things after ideologies.
At this point sword and shield is an ideology.
Well, I was thinking, you know, if that's a good point yeah.
What they read them after things.
Can't like physical items. I'm just picking random items.
I see in front of me, there's a random sword and shield in the
The why her brought that? I don't know.
Why is here we got here? Yeah, that was there.
When we got here, I don't know. This is just a sword and shield
is lying there. It's to fight off the
sharpedo's. I'm telling you they're bad.
Yeah, I know. I wasn't saying color.
Sorry, I was just zoning out and I said sword and shield over
there Corner him. Great.
There's more to this entry from ashes Pokedex.
So it says that the Poke, the core shines rainbow of seven
colors, and then it says a core that is valued by some as a type
of jewelry. So now, you gotta know that's
bad, because you're going to, That's already bad water.
Ripping out the core and selling it.
All right, which does absolutely kill the star you.
That is. Yeah, not if you take out the
core, I guess, the core still is unharmed.
Wouldn't you think that another star you would like, you know,
regenerate around that cold half a day?
No. I feel like The Corrs the part
that doesn't regenerate. So if you rip the core out of
the main body, it's not going to regenerate a new core, but the
Pokedex entries say, you know, as long as the core isn't
damaged. Then you said it will grow back.
Nate, you'll end up with a Corliss body and then another
star you. Oh yeah, I think it's the same
star, you. It's the same start.
You know, I see what you're saying.
You know what? I, I know what I'll experiment
with this over the No, No, you're not authorized to do
that. Come back with some no, I mean,
how are you going to do that in a tube if we're still?
Has a good point, please don't open one of them.
There's one on the outside of the on the what?
One on the outside. The what suit that I do the
outside? Right.
The outside. Yeah.
So you outside of this, are you really gonna open?
Just, you're gonna open up the super and trap all of us in here
and the water is going to flood and we're all going to die just
so you can experiment on a star, you know, absolutely not.
Okay, all right. Well, good luck.
I guess not. No, I guess we, I will literally
fight you. That's sword and shield in the
corner. It's called my name.
I will pick it up and I will take up arms against you and
it's pretty dangerous to have and this in this metal tube down
here. Yeah, especially if this super
decide to do a barrel roll, then we're sort of going.
Somebody. Okay.
So that I'm glad you guys are asking a lot of questions and I
never do this. I never do this.
Don't do it. I've never never what guys have
any questions? I'm going to quit out star you
before we move on, you asked us every week.
Now, you say you don't? It's time for a quiz.
So exciting guessing you don't have any questions about.
Sorry. Mr. Corben or mr.
Corbin is right, thank you. No, you don't.
Okay, excellent. All right.
Well, Then it's time to move on to the portion of the lesson
where I test to see if you've been listening.
Even paying attention quick quiz.
Hey you don't rock the boat so I'm sorry what did you say?
We're not doing a quiz. Less know.
Yes, I already did the quiz dance.
Well, it doesn't matter. Nobody cares.
Well, I'm for Dino and you can't take back the quiz dance.
Once it's been performed. Mmm, sacred.
It's a sacred part of the quiz dance, that's in our brains.
Now you've embarrassed yourself. No quiz.
No. Instead we're doing an essay
question today. All right.
And so the essay question is as follows.
How does star use core? Allow it to regenerate.
So we've talked a lot about the fact that sorry, your score does
you know? Generate it.
But how, how does it do that? Can I change today's lesson or
sorry essay to be about it being from space.
That would be more fun. No.
Wow. Rude.
No, are you the professor? Are you Professor?
Maybe one day? I feel like we've already talked
a lot about whether or not it came from space and in the
lesson itself and I think we should, you know, provide a new
question here. So you can have a one that's
fresh ideas. All out that come from you,
okay? All right.
So go ahead take your time, right?
Right away. Thought-out answer.
And then we will reconvene. I guess we are, we can't really
go anywhere else, and I still just be right here, will speak
quietly sitting in this tube for a little bit?
Yeah, I'll I guess I'm twiddle my thumb's or something?
Yes, please do. All right, so I guess you guys
have both put your pencils down. Yep.
If you get if you both finished writing your essays I'm done
okay. Great yeah that's so would you
like to go first then Corbin? Would love to.
Okay so I'll let me tell you about how a star.
You core allows it to To regenerate.
And it's very, very simple answer.
And it's one that we already discussed it's because the star
you is made of Stardust now. Listen Stars die.
In a reborn all the time. Millions upon Millions across
the cosmos for all eternity. It's a constant recycling of the
universe. Now, there's an everlasting
element to a star, right? So when Stardust Falls to this
planet, and seemingly creates a star, you according to the
folklore, that we talked about this special phenomenon allows
the Pokemon. But the ability to regenerate
parts of itself that were once gone becoming whole.
Again, just like a star. I think you have a fundamental
misunderstanding of the life cycle of a star.
No, I think that's all we're Decor weight.
So that the reason why the star you can regenerate is because
the core is made out of Stardust.
Yes, that's here and you're saying that stars die and come
back to life and it's well everything is you know, cyclical
everything regenerates. It's kind of like we're like
Stardust makes it. It possible for, for start you
to regenerate? Yes.
Okay, you're saying that they're the the fuel because of its
regenerative properties. Yes, Stardust gives it
regenerative Powers. No, no, no, you can't--no, no,
you can't just say that it regenerates because of its
regenerative properties. That is not a sufficient answer
to the question while I gave you this fishing answer.
You just choose, not to hear it, okay?
But you're saying it's the Stardust, it's to start us.
Yes. All right, let's let's see what?
Let's see what. Mr. Curtis is cooked up here.
Okay, we got a more. I like that better cuz that's a
good eye. I am the chef.
No. All right words for organ.
That's right. I have two snacks, I am the
chef. Okay, so let's start use core is
in fact, a lunar panel like a solar panel that absorbs
sunlight, but start use core absorbs moonlight Already seen
precedent of this with Clefairy who absorbs Moonlight on their
its wings. In order to fly it uses this
energy to generate more body mass.
This is also, why people think these Pokemon come from
Stardust, it is not actually dust, but the Rays of light from
the Moon that power their generation.
This is also why they can flashlight because they're
releasing some of that stored energy.
Okay, I like it. I like that one.
Are we good? Died.
And you took something that we thought we knew and kind of
turned it on said, you're like, no, they don't come from
Stardust. They they actually absorb the
Moon, the Moon and Moonbeams the x-rays from the Moon that we do
know, have some pretty impressive Powers as in puts.
But do you see cuz like you could see why?
Like ancient people of, there's a, there's a half, you know,
half form star, you maybe got a bite taken out of it by some old
Sharpedo and it all Look, it's sitting out underneath the moon
and, oh, it's regenerating. It must be coming from the Moon
dust, but in fact, it is the Moonlight that is powering it.
So, okay, you can see where that folklore came since it's such a
common one. Then, you know, there's got to
be some reason, why. All right, all right mr.
Curtis yeah, you get full marks. Thank you.
Thank you for this one Corbin. What you also get far.
This is more of a presip participation shakes Yeah, yeah,
that's just me. Don't worry that the, the trip
app on my phone. That's telling me how much
longer we have does say that we do have at least another week.
So oh my. Oh no.
Can we go up for air, please? Do we bring food?
I told you I got snacks there right here.
I'm Eating chocolate covered spin, Rex.
Listen. Listen to the licking sound.
This is a shaky but I'm not. I'm not doing that.
I'm not eating those. We're going to start.
This is how he died, huh? We trapped in a small tube.
Do we have enough oxygen down here?
I'm gonna go from crazy. They wouldn't allow us to take a
trip that lasted multiple weeks and then not provide us enough
oxygen that's on super. Yeah, that's absolutely super,
right? So, I mean, could we go prayer?
At least we go take a break, come back in the zubur.
We really have to stay down here without any sunlight for a week,
please. I mean, I'm just saying, Corbin
do you see any method of controlling this submarine?
We have already been here a week and I've already felt like I'm
going crazy. Another week will drive me
insane. I will literally tell everybody
or that's something for the students at home to look forward
to because today is lesson is over.
Does anybody know who we're going to be talking about next
week? When Corbin may be out of his
mind? It is the evolved form of star
you is it star me? Yes, it is starving.
I was making a joke like Star U star me.
Oh, that's not star. You start, start.
I start with our star. We star.
She's no star me star. They star one boast are jumbo
know. It is star me.
Yes, it is very difficult to keep these two separate because
I mean, you know, which one's the star you, which one's the
star me. It's very easy to forget how can
you tell? But yeah, that's, that's who
we'll be learning about and next week, hopefully we can all form
coherent sentences. And now I'm not looking forward
to. This is going to be a very rough
next lesson, okay? In the meantime wants, who wants
to play charades? I'm ready.
All right. Yes.
Corbin please place. Your rates in mr.
Curtis why like tell the virtual students out of contact.
Okay, well, quietly plays charades.
Okay. All right.
You're quite yeah, I mean, that is the whole point of Charades
that is quite stop. Making noises know you're trying
to guess what I'm doing. You can't you can't.
Oh I thought I had to respond without talking.
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