Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon Biology joining us here.
That's Professor Jacob right there.
Yeah, he's OK. I guess he's all right.
Hey and thank you. Being here professor and
teaching. What about me?
I mean, I'm grateful to be here. Are you thanking me?
Hey, coach, your Corbin. Don't interrupt the professor,
OK? All right.
Mr. Curtis seems to have decided that he wants to be the one
who's introducing. So I'll.
I'll let him take it away. Take it away, Mr. Curtis.
Oh no, no, Professor. I'm just, I'm like your backup.
You're like your hype guy, you know?
A backup dancer. This is a classroom.
No hype allowed, only learning and everybody knows.
But I'm so hype. I'm so hype.
About learning from you, Professor.
Tell that. Tell that to him during the
spinner rack lesson. No.
I just you know, I just hope that we all survive the spinner
rack lesson. We'll.
See, I'm sure I'm sure your class will be great that time.
I can't wait to see what you what you do.
Mr. Yeah. Mr. Curtis, you're you're
working on something for that class, right?
I mean, you know, I have. I have.
I have a couple items in mind. I I you know I wasn't going to
of course upstage you. You know this.
This is your class. I mean, I might just let you
teach that one. Might as well let you teach that
one. He teased a little bit to me and
I was like, I don't think it's a good idea.
And you said, And you stopped me and said, hey, let him cook.
I was, I was really hoping you were going to let me, you know,
bring one of my spinner rack as the example.
Pokémon, at least. Well, we should definitely have,
you know, one that's like a normal spinner rack.
Right but professor, I mean, but can't compare.
We can bring, we can have two and we can compare.
I think I got us off track. I'm sorry.
I meant just for future reference.
It'll it will get hype. And it has been hype in this
class before. So don't tell me that's good
hype. I can.
I can tell you whatever I want. I am your legal guardian.
So no hype, no hype today because we are talking, I mean,
about a Pokémon that nobody really cares about.
So. Hey, don't say that about
decision. Why?
It's not decision. Why?
I don't think I've introduced him, but.
I was going to say in the car, this is our young trainer
training Corbin if you could. Please say hello.
What's going on everybody? What's Shakin?
How are you? Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Very good to. I'm sorry, what was that,
Professor? They can't, they can't respond
to you. Don't.
Don't ask them how they're doing.
Well, they can respond on like. Or something.
I don't know. Or they can do what I've seen a
surprising amount of people do, which is they ask us questions
in the Flapple reviews. Yeah.
So that's a great question for us.
Or you know what you want to respond to.
If you want a response, yeah no. If you want to respond to
Corbin's question, how are you? Please, please go to Flapple
podcast, give us a review. It will has to be 5 stars or
else we won't respond to it. Yes, we all know that Flappal
Reviews on Flappal Podcast is the best place to ask questions.
It's basically AQ and A I'm doing something, I'm doing
something. All right?
Do you not? Do you not see what I'm doing
here? No, I see what you're doing.
I see what you're doing. All right.
So we have a very, I was going to say busy lesson today, but
there really aren't that many Vocodex entries on this Pokémon.
But I have a couple of things that I want to get to before we
do the lesson. Cookies.
No. A couple of Gengar males here,
actually. I guess that's fine.
OK, I guess I'll put these cookies away then.
No, no, Professor said. No.
Maybe after class? Professor, you are toxic, OK?
Hey, don't you say that about the professor.
Thank you. It's a very it's a very useful
move in Pokémon battles. So thank.
You for that compliment. I mean.
Thank you for complimenting the Professor Corbin.
Please do more. No, I'm good.
OK, So the first thing Garmal here comes to us from a student
named Kaden. They say hello there.
I would personally just like to say, welcome back, Mr. Curtis.
Oh thank. Thank you thank you.
I don't. I don't know what you're
welcoming back from. I I wasn't gone, but.
You were definitely gone. Yeah, you were definitely gone.
You can't deny even even if you don't think that you were dead,
you can't deny that you lost like a several weeks.
Yeah, you were straight up dead, homie.
I. Don't know, it just it seemed
like to me it was like one day at Mute, the next day you guys
were in another classroom and it was very distressing.
So keep up. So like you, so you realize that
like you do, you think we just teleported to a different
classroom? Or yeah, we walked here and you
died and you didn't. Remember, obviously I didn't get
the memo about the, you know, the tickets to go and take the
train over here. OK, so.
Yeah 'cause you were too busy dying.
Luckily, Willie, I mean he he runs fast over.
He's a / a waterfall. That's right.
Over the mountains and through the woods up the waterfalls.
That's Willie. That's Willie.
That's where where we go. We do not have to follow roots.
It's just straight line, OK? Yeah, through dense forest and
Cliff. No matter who or what's in your
way, huh? All right.
Anyways, Kaden goes on to say I missed you.
I am 18 years old and I'm an aspiring Pokémon artist and I'm
taking this class to help me learn the anatomy of Pokémon.
Because it's so old, well. Please feel free to gain
inspiration from my doodles. Every class I put out a picture
and I hope you enjoy them. Yeah, one here is one that he
drew without looking at the Pokémon beforehand.
The other picture is one that he drew after looking at the
Pokémon. You can play a fun little game.
See if you can figure out which is which.
Wait, where do I wanna go if I wanna see those?
I put them on the Patreon. Okay, okay.
He throws them somewhere. I don't.
Can you imagine actually giving Mr. Curtis money to see his
drawings? I can't even even $1.00, just
one. Dollar $1.00 it's.
Just one dollar. $0.50 maybe? Think of all the good
inspiration and education in drawing.
You can learn from me for $1.00. So I'll get my mom to donate for
$0.50 if you have that tier. Thank you.
Well, it's it's $1.00 for every four drawings, so it's $0.25 a
drawing. Oh, that's.
You drive a hard bargain. That might be actually.
How about that tax not included? You know what?
That actually might be a pretty good deal. $0.25 a week to laugh
at something, so $0.25 a week to feel joy.
Yeah. Yeah, joy and gain inspiration.
Cheaper than therapy, yeah. So anyways, yeah, $1.00 a month
and it's I've heard reviews that say it's better than therapy.
That's right, Mr. Drawing. Somewhat say that Mister
Curtis's drawing. Mr. Drawing's Curtis.
That's right. So Kaden's Gmail goes on to say,
they say unfortunately I am not very good yet.
I think they're pretty good, but that that this is what they said
that they're. I'm not saying it, they're
saying it. But I drew Mr. This is Kaden
again. But I drew Mr. Curtis with a few
spinner rack and also a spiel. Also, my favorite Pokémon are
Brae, Loom and Crobat and. Solid choices, Yeah, Brae Loom
is an awesome choice. Underrated choice in my opinion.
I like Crobat, but Brae Loom is awesome.
Crobat is also very good. I mean, you have to deal with
Zubat and Goldbat first, but Crobat is very.
Those are pretty high up on my list.
Not going to lie, those are pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, Crobat's pretty good.
I I think I'm. I'm more partial to Shroomish
than Brae Loom, but Brae Loom's pretty cool too.
Listen, much love for our boy Gary back in Canto.
But I mean, I'll tell you what I love a Brae loom.
The stubby, the stubby little legs.
Though oh, they are so cute. Yeah, they aren't as good at
kicking though. And that and that.
But here's the Mr. Curtis, I know it's been a while since
you've seen a Brae loom, but they have these cute little
stubby arms. Oh, that's that is true.
You're right, Professor. Yeah, Mr. Ticking power, but
this but true mishes have the grumpy face.
They always look like they're grumpy about something.
Yeah, and Braylon just kind of looks like it's confused.
That's right, a little confused. A little confused, so Caden's
Gmail goes on to say. And for you, Mr. Curtis, I'll
say that my favorite bug type Pokémon are Snom and Leveny,
Leveny Leveny Leveny le le le Leveny.
Leveny what? How do you rate those choices,
Mr. Curtis they're pretty, pretty good idea.
Lebanese got some good, good, what am I trying to say?
Good slicy arms that are useful, you know, for slicing, Good for
slicing. I know and I know people talk
about Lebanese, you know, nurturing nature.
But if you get, if you get in between them and their spawn,
it's like you know so you know it's it's like a hidden you know
let's has people will let their guard down and then you know
when they're least expecting. It's a slice.
Slice You know what I'm saying? I've never once understood what
you're saying. No, I I've never started.
How can I start now? But yeah, so so the drawing you
provided top notch. Thank you love it.
My, my, those are some prime spinner rack.
They they are not unfortunately as big as my spinner rack but
they those would be good pocket sized ones.
Little babies. Sure, yeah.
We'll make sure to include these drawings in Discord, on Twitter
if we if we remember. The event we'll we'll remember,
We'll remember. OK, All right.
We'll see. We'll we'll leave that up to our
editor Portia, to see if she'll remember to to focus these.
Thanks Portia. So anyways, Keaton's Gmail
finishes with and Corbin hi say hi.
That's all. Thanks.
Oh, oh, that's OK. All right.
So thank you so much, Kaden, for
this. Wonderful, Wonderful.
Wonder for Kaden. Thank you.
Nothing quite like having every word you say scrutinized, I
guess It's fun. You know what?
I decided to be a teacher. It's my fault.
That is your fault. Yep, you knew what you signed up
for. No, no, no, it's.
You don't deserve it, Professor. You don't deserve it.
He was about to tear up there for a second.
Alright, settle down this cruise.
All right. Does Kaden get a Gold Star?
Yeah, of. Course, I say sometimes, you
know. You don't.
You don't get to, say, Corbin. You don't get to.
Say, oh, I mean me and spin a rack in a photo.
Two awesome bug types as a as a a favorite Pokémon.
In there, of course, they get a Gold Star.
In fact, they get a Gold Star and a.
Half Whoa. I'm gonna put a I'm gonna put
this, I'm gonna put this portrait of me.
Right up on the wall. I do.
I do like that, that is. Pretty good.
It's going up on the wall. That's where it's going.
Right here. The wall in the classroom.
Yeah. Well, OK, so the wall in the
shed behind the the daycare. No here on the on the floor,
wall, ceiling of the spherical classroom.
Right, of course. Yes.
Mm hmm. Yes, of the of the GCLCBOTSCLC.
Yeah, it's really hard to organize things in here.
They all kind of like just slide to the center.
You know, we did. We did have a Great Wall going
at the Saffron City Learning Center.
Unfortunately, we did have to leave that by home.
But you know what? This one's going right over here
on the wall, floor, ceiling, right over here, behind my desk.
It's so nondescript too. It could be anywhere.
I love that right over here on the wall, floor, ceiling.
Well, it's all it's all one big spherical room.
Oh yeah, I'm where I'm looking at it.
Yes, I can see. It.
He's saying it for everybody listening at home.
Oh, OK, I thought he was telling me.
No, no, of course I would, Professor.
I would never presume to tell you how your own classroom is
set up. Now you're telling him about how
you didn't tell him that. Speaking of people telling me
things, I also have a Gengar mail here from a professor.
Sorry, a professor guys. So.
Another professor. So let's straighten up.
Let's adjust your collar. Straighten your ties of.
Course. Yeah.
A real professor is here today.
All right, comes to us from Ray Wang, Eucalyptus.
Woohoo, that's your legal name, not.
Are you asking me or? No, I'm asking.
I'm asking Mr. Ray. OK well, again, they can't hear
you. This is, they're not here.
Well, I guess they can hear you, but they can't.
What's the point of an audio lesson series?
They can hear us, but they can't really like it.
Respond eventually, I guess. Not in real time, yeah.
OK. Anyways, so Ray says I'm aware
of this is late and. I no, it's not.
I am deeply OK, yes. Corbin, I'm sorry, are we are we
moving too fast through these Gengar male sections?
Is that? No, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I was just saying please stop interrupting this morning.
Sorry guys, I'm aware this is late and I apologize deeply.
However, I wanted to bring to your attention that there is a
Pokémon in fact that lacks a brain yet possesses working
eyes. Which is surprising since eyes
only capture light and send it to the brain to be analyzed and
comprehended. Since you said that all Pokémon
possess a brain, I wanted to let you know it's name is the Box
Jellyfish and it hails from the, as of now, not yet included
region of Australia. Australia.
OK, so now there's a new Pokémon and then a new region I'm
hearing about. Well, I mean, it hasn't been
included in the national Pokedex, So OK, it's dead.
It's dead to us. Gotcha.
It is a poison slash water type and is highly it is a highly
dangerous Pokémon in the waters of Australia.
I hope this finds you in high spirits, with much respect for
you all, even Curtis. Even me?
Yeah. Even you.
Due to his prowess in DNA and genetics.
So that's why. That's why they have respect for
you, yes. Good old.
Good old reliable Mendel Indian genetics.
What? You want to hit that word 11
more time? I said good old reliable
Mendelinian genetics. OK all.
Right. That was a fancy one, Mr. Yeah,
I don't know. The Mendelinian Pokémon.
Caught me off guard. Well, I mean, you know, when it
comes to genetics and breeding, that's me right there.
I thought, oh, you were saying the Medellinian.
No, no, Mendelinian, OK? I haven't.
I haven't met that professor, but I'm not a part.
Of that great guy. He does a lot of work with plant
types. Oh.
Interesting. Oh, my favorite plant type.
Mm hmm. Grass types, I'm sorry.
Grass types, yes. Plant type and insect type and
also bird type? Yep.
Don't. Forgive a shadow type.
Thank you so much, Ray. Mr. Curtis, are we giving out a
Gold Star for this? Well, I he did.
He did. The Hey, when a professor
recognizes your prowess in DNA genetics, that is.
That's pretty, pretty nice, Pretty nice.
But but but they did not mention the superiority of bug types,
so. Or even a favorite bug type of
theirs? I don't know.
Don't Curtis. Please don't.
Don't force students to include that in their in their canker
mails. I'll have to say, you know what
I This time, Professor, thank you for your contributions to
class. I will give you a Gold Star.
But you know, I I look forward to to hearing some more
interesting information about your love of.
Bug types and how your research has shown how great they are.
So thank you. All right.
OK. I think we should move on to the
lesson portion before we get into it.
Does anybody know who we're talking about this week?
You said it's one that nobody really cares about, right?
That was mostly a joke. Oh, oh, if you were serious, I
was going to say probably. Spin Hey, don't don't say that.
Oh. Negative gold stars and put on
boxing gloves. He's getting ready to fight you,
Corbin. Negative gold stars for you.
I'm taking I. I never.
I haven't really had that many anyway, but.
I'm taking, I'm taking. Well, the one.
Even the ones that you haven't got yet, I'm taking them away.
Hey, you have a deficit. Sorry, I mean, this is adding on
to the deficit that he already had.
It's true. Well, it's true, yeah.
Better start making some gold stars in between the hats that
you make Corbin. Well, OK, that's the only way
you're going to get some. I guess so, because you got to
give them to court, Mr. Curtis. OK, guesses.
Guesses on who we're talking about.
Mr. Curtis, you did already say decision.
Why? It's a very funny joke and we
laughed really, really hard. But it's a water type, right?
Yes. Uh huh.
I'm pretty sure this is Lantern. You want to try again?
I could. You want a Lantern around and
give me a different answer? Sure.
Wait, you want to take another Lantern at guessing?
Yeah, I just said it, Totodile said it.
Yes, yes, yes. Nobody likes Totodile.
Oh, I I love Totodile. I was going to say Lombre, why?
So what? Why did you think it was Lombre?
Because you. Because you said it was a water
type. OK, yeah.
But I mean like there's a lot of water types.
Is that not the one you first go to, professor, when somebody
says water type? No.
Like the first one that I think of when somebody says water
type. Like some kind of, like, fun
word association thing. That's right, if I said water
type. Corbin Go What was what's the
first Pokémon you think of toaded aisle?
Because we're talking. About it, all right.
All right, Mr. Curtis, Bug type. What's the first one you think
of? Of course, Spinarak.
OK, all right. I set that one up for my It was
like it was a lobbed ball. All right, Corbin, now you do
one. Do one for me.
What? What do you what's the 1st way
to think of eating psychic type Abra Abra Oh?
Very nice. I mean, honestly, like, that's
just quintessential. What's the first one you think
about when you think about the Pokémon we're talking about
today? All right.
Low Bray, Low Bray. OK No, shut up.
All right. So I would normally, you know
have a Pokeball that I would throw out and then a toe toe
would come out of it. We we all know the the usual.
We know the drill. The let's just.
Do it. I can't wait though.
I love toe toe dial, but we are doing that today because the
GCLCBOTSCLC actually has a totodile employed here.
No kidding? Yeah.
And she's actually. So I've invited her to the
classroom. Come on in.
Come on in, gunk. Oh, huh.
I'm sorry. What did you say her name was?
Punk. She's a punk.
What makes her a punk? No, Her name.
Her name is Gunk. Gunk.
Yes. OK.
Yeah. Well, hi there, gunk.
That's that's Assistant Gunk. I've seen her around.
Yeah, well, OK, so Gunk's job is she's kind of like.
Excuse me, gunk gunk, please, please.
She's nibbling at Mr. Curtis's binder.
Yes, that's no, no, no, no. My my books are awful.
Don't you want that? That's.
OK, anyways, Totodile or sorry, Gunk's job is kind of like the
trash compactor. Or for the GCLCBOTSCLC, she like
she she, you know, eats the trash and then spits it out and
well, most of it. Sometimes she eats a little bit
of it. I know, it's kind of like a
gross thing, but she loves. Her.
Hey, hey, put that. Down for his pencil case, Put
put no, I love that. Just everything that's Curtis's
is trash. Because he's trash.
It makes sense. It's like she thinks.
It's like she thinks that. Mr. Curtis has a bunch of trash
on his on his desk. Well, he he smells like trash.
So I get it. Good, good work.
Hey, hey. Don't don't say that.
Don't. Don't So Wild Gunk is wrestling
Mr. Curtis for his backpack. Corbin, could you give me some
defining characteristics of the kind of dial?
Wow, there's so much to define here with gunk.
Well, she's very cute. She has a nice nice light blue
color all across her body, and she has these looks like
eyeshadow or something around her eyes.
Really cool red eyes, Little big old choppers there.
I'm counting. It's hard to tell from here,
'cause her mouth is closed right now around the backpack, but it
looks like something like close to 18th.
And she has a notable cream like V on her chest, right?
Like most of her is blue, but there's like a little cream
slash, almost very light yellow V on her chest.
It's got red spikes running down her little stubby back, little
baby tail. It's OK.
Look at that tail wagging as it's taken, as it's.
Inside, I told you she loves her job.
She loves her job. No kidding.
She. Won't let go.
Professor, tell tell go to let go.
You're such a cook. See if you can see if you can
get that the backpack. OK, hold on, let me just.
And while you're doing that, just give me just comment on the
the strength. Maybe if I sing to her she'll
stop. Maybe that'll work.
I don't know, Gunk, Do you? Do you like singing?
Or maybe if I oh, how about I rub your belly?
How does that work? Oh, that worked.
That worked. Yeah.
Oh, she's rolling over now. Do you still want me to sing?
No, Okay. Watch out.
She might bite your hand. Watch out, Corbin Okay.
All right. Sorry, Sir.
So dumb, but she loves a good belly rub.
Just. Keep her away from my bag.
She's. Going right back to the bag now
though. No, no.
Hey, hey okay gunk. So one of the main
characteristics of a totodile is their jaw string.
Very, very, very strong team, very strong job.
We're seeing that in action right now, yeah.
Mr. Curtis is like lifting his bag up, and gunk is just kind of
hanging from it, tail still wagging.
All right, gunk, Hey, gunk. So I know it's confusing, but
Mr. Curtis stuff is not trash. Yeah, he is.
So eat him. Hey her I have an idea.
I have an idea. I have a rapper here.
She's real hype. Now look at her go.
You see this? You see this?
Go go back, get. It out into the hallway.
Close to our close. Man, jeez.
I'm going to have to go apologize to gunk after this.
Mean. Mean to me, professor.
She was. She was.
She was mean to me. She was really fun.
She was just trying to do her job.
She was eating all my stuff or just not to eat my stuff.
Well, I mean you, you, I said, trying to do her job.
Listen, I feel like I had a real connection with Gunk, so maybe
one of these days I can sit down with her.
We can kind of form a little bit of a connection and maybe I can
learn how to communicate in toe to dial and tell her to stop.
Did you ever get Side Duck down? Did you ever, like, learn how to
speak side Duck? I couldn't speak it very well.
I could understand. I got to a point where I could
understand. Like everything that Perry was
saying. But our our old school counselor
back in Canto. Everybody listening now?
He's not Dan. What are you talking about?
Oh, yes. No, he's still, he's still very
much alive. I just haven't seen him in a
lot. I haven't seen him as a lie, OK,
but I think I could really step it up and try to learn toe to
dial so that, you know, maybe I can stop gunk from just eating
everything. Insight that.
'D be nice, yeah. Well, Gunk is pretty pretty
disciplined. She she mostly just eats trash.
Yeah, she seemed like it. Yeah, I mean, that's why she was
going for Mr. Curtis's stuff, all right?
But I think we've had enough fun.
I think we need to focus up and read some Pokedex entries.
Who's ready for that? I'm I'm diggity diggity down.
If it's about Totodile, I am all in.
All right, so I hope we're ready to learn about how strong
Totodile's jaws are, because the first entry here, coming from
the Joto region says it's well developed.
Jaws are powerful and capable of crushing anything.
Crush anything. OK, OK, what about Charles's
breath? Well.
What do you? Saying the jaws can, can, can
crush, is that anything Fire. Is that anything?
Well, I suppose it did say anything.
It did say anything. Something to think.
About wow. So if a if a SO would the jaw
melt before it would get crushed or would they do it at the same
time? I'm not sure how you would.
I mean like you would what is? What is crushing fire?
What does that? What does that even look like?
Is that even really do anything to the fire?
I feel like in that situation the Totodile loses.
Absolutely. I don't know.
But we know that it can do it. It's true, sure, yeah, so it's
it's crushed. But the totodile is dead.
Fully melted? Well, maybe.
I mean unless it can exist in a water form like like vaporeon,
Vaporeon is like a natural counter to.
Charizard because it it just goes in and out of liquid form.
However it wants right? Exactly.
OK, sorry, this is not, this is not a lesson on Vaporeon, just
an interesting thing. Did we?
Did we note that in the Vaporeon lesson?
Professor, Professor, we can make this about Vaporeon if you
want. OK, yeah, sure.
I'll go go grab the Vaporeon Pokedex.
No, don't do that. But hey, did you guys know that
Vaporeon is not as cool as Totodile?
And I want to learn about Totodile.
That seems like an opinion thing Corbin's.
I don't know how it well. I don't know how my.
Opinion. How I could just know that about
how I could just know your opinion.
I'm just saying listen, Totodile is the bomb diggity and I would
like one now. Thank you.
He's so, he's so focused nowadays.
Can I have one? No.
Well, you can. You can work part time with gunk
if you want to get something. I don't really want to eat
trash. You sure, I mean, you were
telling me how you want more allowance, so that would be a
great way to get some more allowance.
Eating trash. Are you serious?
Collect the trash with gunk maybe on some of it.
Well, I guess it does give me a good opportunity to get to know
Gunk a little bit better. So yeah, and then you don't have
to worry about dinner. I wonder if she'll listen to my
problems like Perry. Difference is, she's not trained
to do it anyways. That's for another time.
That's for me to figure out she could she's.
Trained to. She's extremely used to sorting
through trash. I think she'll be fine listening
to your problems. She could take a bite out of
your problems. Whoa, good one.
Good one. He did it, everybody.
He did it. She'll she'll have me hanging on
by the jaws of life, but. OK, all right, time to move on
with the lesson. Professor, I'm glad that was
terrible. OK, so it's well developed.
Jaws are powerful and capable of crushing anything.
Even it's trainer Must be careful.
Might just see I better be careful.
Next one says it is small but rough and tough.
It won't hesitate to take a bite out of anything that moves,
anything that moves. Yes.
So moving is something that kind of like catches its eyes.
Why was Mr. Curtis bag moving? Probably because there's a
spinner racket. Well, I mean, it doesn't only
eat things that move. Because again, Gunk likes to.
Gunk has been trained to eat trash, right?
Or Gunk's like entire job is eating trash right?
So she she seeks out. Trash, you know, It's very
confusing why she would want to eat my bag and my well, because
it's trashy. You need a new bag.
Yeah, I think you should take this as a as a wake up call, Mr.
Curtis. Time to place an order, Mr.
Curtis. The last entry from the joto
region says this rough critter chomps at any moving object it
sees. Turning your back on it is not
recommended. Can you do me a favor?
That Pokedex engine would be 20
times better if you read that like a hillbilly.
All right. And action.
Okay. This rough critter, Charles
said. Any moving object it sees, turn
your back on. It turning your back on.
It is not recommended that little rough critter.
Man. Yeah, yeah.
Get gone. Get now, you rough critter.
Sometimes we have fun in this class.
You know what? I think all Pokedex entries
might benefit from? Being ready with a hillbilly
accent? Let's spice it up.
These lessons are getting boring, professor.
Let's spice it up. Accents on Pokedex entries.
Why haven't I thought of it before, professor?
Why read them normally? All right, it's the next one I'm
going to do in my normal accent, All right, Which is still
technically an accent. So it's the first entry.
It's the only entry in the home region.
It says despite the smallness of its body, Totodile's jaws are
very powerful. While the Pokémon may think it
is just playfully nipping, it's bite has enough power to cause
serious injury. How serious?
To my pencil case. Look at this.
Wow, you. Oh yeah, that's pretty.
That's pretty rough. Shattered and slimy.
Took off half. My pencils are all broken in
half. Well, oh.
Well, half of his pencils are broken in half, half of them are
broken in half. So that means he has.
The remaining we're just eaten. I've only got half the pencils.
In there, broken in half, I see I.
See. So it's the same number of like
individual pencils, but they're half as long maybe.
Well, half of them are half as long.
Some would say the pencils are going through 1/4 life crisis.
Corbin, can you Toto dial it in please and focus up?
That'd be great. Yeah, I can.
I can. Totally.
Do that, that. That was an easy pun.
Thank you. All right.
Moving on from the horn region into the Sinner region.
The first entry says it has the habit of biting anything with
it's developed jaws. Even it's trainer needs to be
careful. Nothing.
Super crazy. And also, that's it.
Nothing else. Nothing from you know about
Kalos. Wow, I know, I know.
It's like these are must be some extremely rare Pokémon because
they don't talk about them at all.
And like pretty much any other region, well, I mean they are
starters here in the joto region and historically starters are
very hard to, you know, come by. All right.
So we're going to move on now to the unique Pokedex entries.
I'll allow it. So the first one comes to us
from Ash's Pokedex. It says TOE to dial the big Jaw
Pokémon. It's highly developed.
Jaw is so powerful, it can crush practically anything.
All right. That.
Oh, now. Yeah, practically.
OK, that's a good qualify. It's it's not the best thing to
put into like a scientific, you know, article or or writing.
It's not. It's not very descriptive, but
it's better than saying that it can crush literally anything.
So the Thank you Ash's Pokedex. It goes on to say trainers
beware. This Pokémon loves to use its
teeth, which is why Gunk loves her job.
Yes, I mean, she gets a real rush from it.
Hey, you know what? If there's one thing gunk likes
to do is chew on things and use those teeth.
Specifically on trash, Mr. Curtis.
Yep. And Mr. Curtis's dumb
belongings. No, no.
On my stuff, yes, but you know. The next unique entry comes to
us from Don's Pokedex. It says Toe to Dial the big jaw
Pokémon. Toe to Dial has a habit of using
its highly developed jaws to chomp on anything Insight.
So trainers beware. Yeah, very similar to what Ash's
Pokedex says. So maybe, maybe they have the
same Pokedex, Who knows? I also have an entry here for
from Professor Neroli, which again, isn't really seem to be
associated with a specific region, so I think I'm going to
for now, from now on, put those in this unique entries section.
Sure I don't. I don't need your permission,
Mr. Curtis. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I was. I wasn't saying that you could.
I was just saying that. That makes total sense.
All right, all right. Just watch it.
Watch yourself. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, so professor enrolli who again watches or studies
Pokémon sleeping habits. Professor Stromboli.
It says this Pokémon is known to
close one eye and rest just half its brain at a time.
Oh, OK. A.
Practice called Unit Hemispheric sleep.
Oh, wow. OK, very cool.
OK. And even it's even got a name.
Yeah, unit hemispheric sleep. I mean, do you think that's a
phrase that they're rolly coined just for probably TMTMTMT?
It's ours now. Not TMTMTMT.
M. Perhaps it's keeping watch
against an enemy attack. Here's a We could do a fun
little thought experiment here. Let's assume that it's not
keeping watch against the enemy attack.
Why then, would it be keeping one eye open while it's asleep?
So look for trash, that's what. I'd say yeah, always wants to
keep an eye out for good, good things to bite.
OK, so can you think that that's a strong enough desire that it
it's it's evolved to rest 1/2 of its brain at a time?
Sure. OK, maybe it's looking for
friends to hug. All right, you know what?
That's actually kind of cute. Let's go with that.
One Yeah, everybody knows that Totodel keeps one eye open,
looking out for friends to hug. And innocent backpacks to chew
on. Yeah, except for you.
You left out the part where the backpack is literally just a
trash bag. It's just Curtis, I didn't.
I didn't want to say this, but it is just a trash bag.
It's. It's no Curtis.
Come on. It's.
Disgusting. It's.
Got it's got handles on it. See.
All trash bags have handles. You made those your you made
those yourself. You just ripped it open.
Yeah, no, I mean, I just say, see, I could put it on my my
shoulder, my bag like this. Oh, gross.
Yeah, it's got OK, it's got multiple.
Pocket. It's a used trash bag too.
That's even worse. I don't.
Know what? What is it dripping?
I don't. Well, it wouldn't be dripping
anything if there wouldn't hadn't been holes put in it that
wouldn't hadn't been. That's right.
Hadn't been holes it exactly wouldn't have put.
Holes in it. Wouldn't be no dripping on it.
Suit out here. OK, enough enough fun accent
work. So that does it for all of the
Pokedex entries on toaded Isles. So you guys know what time it
is? All right, let's pack it up.
Go on home. Have some cookies, maybe.
Oh, has Dunk ever tried a cookie?
She would never eat trash again. Oh, you got to understand what
what? What did we learn about toaded
Isles? They do love the trash.
Well, no, no, there's there's not a single Pokedex entry that
says Toaded Isles love trash. Oh, I thought it was subtext.
Sorry, they got. Strong mouths.
But more importantly, they love to use their teeth.
That's true. They love you can use your teeth
to bite a cookie. I've done it many times.
That's exactly what I'm saying. That's all I've been saying.
That's all I've been trying to say.
But I'm also saying that you, you know, it's not a taste
thing. It's just about the crunch on
the teeth, but you can have both.
It's a it's a texture thing, not a taste thing.
Well, you can have the best of both worlds, you know what I
mean? All right.
But you know, if if you give a toaded aisle a cookie, they're
going to want a glass of milk. If you get them, if you give a
glass of milk, it's going to have diarrhea because everybody
knows all toaded aisles are lactose intolerant.
OK, that's not true. They all are.
But here's. Writing that down, I'm putting
it. I'm putting it in the Pokedex
right now. If you give it the best of both
worlds, you can chill out and take it slow and you'll rock out
the show with the total dial. Does that make sense?
That doesn't make any sense. All right, So we need to do the
testing portion. I got to figure out how much you
guys are paying attention, How much weight.
Hold on. Yeah.
Before I move on to the testing portion I did I I do have
something here I want to read. Oh, you teased me.
I know, I know. Sometimes I just get so eager to
to test you guys that I sometimes forget I have an essay
here on On Toe to dial. OK, that's fine with me.
It comes to us from. Well, hold on, hold on, Corbin,
the professor already said. You don't give permission in
this class. I didn't give permission.
I just said it was fine with me. That's that's that's given
permission. No, I didn't say I allow it to
happen. You just said it, but you did
just say it now, Yeah, But I'm saying what I've never said
before. I've never said that.
I feel like you have said that. But anyways, let's so this essay
comes to us from James. They say that I am writing to
tell you that I have written an essay for Totodile.
Sorry on Totodile for you. I hope I sent it in early enough
for you to use it in the lesson. Just just under the wire, James.
That's right. By the way, is this close?
You were close. Like it practically popped into
my inbox. As we were teaching this lesson.
So as I was teaching this lesson you guys aren't teaching, I'm
teaching as well. I was here.
I witnessed it. So yeah, get get them in early
guys or else it might not be red.
That's right. So they say, by the way my
favorite bug type is lock X. Have you have you seen that one,
Mr. Curtis? That's that's one from the the
Paldea region. That's that little ugly one,
right? You'll I mean with a bug type.
You'll have to be more specific than that, Corbin.
The really ugly little little. Ones that have a little child.
Also ugly, yeah, but this one looks like a little child.
Oh, so it looks like you. Yeah, but I'm not ugly.
I'm adorable. Excuse you Corbin, that is that
is Prime bug type performance right there.
Have you seen the performance? Have you seen the sharp angles,
the spikes? The the Super kicks.
OK. Thank you.
Yeah, It's just not
intimidating. It's so.
Small, the big, the big. You know in almost wheel looking
thing in the back, it's very important.
All those wheel looking thing in the back, I think those are
legs, I think those are. Well, they're part.
They're part of the legs, I think.
Yeah, well, I mean a lot of, but like Pokémon have six legs,
right? So.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
He's, he's, he's lost interest. These moved along mentally.
It's good. It listen, it's a good, it's a
bug type so it's good obviously. OK, great.
Is it on the, is it on the top of my list of favorite bug
types? Not necessarily, but you know
what? And I would take that over any
fire type any day. Thank you very much.
Thank you for. Thank you for coming to my talk.
OK, this is first of all, this is technically my talk.
I apologize, Professor. You were OK.
So, so they say sincerely, James from Little Root Town.
All right, I have the essay here.
I'm going to go ahead and read it real quick.
It says Totodile is a small blue crocodile, like starter Pokémon
you can get from Hold on you can get from Professor Elm in the
Johto region. I don't know what a crocodile
is, but that's what a totodile is.
Oh, they confirm. They don't know, so answer your
question. Totodile, like Professor Birch,
also hands them out to trainers from Hoen like me, who complete
the Hoenn Pokedex, unlike me. That's that's James inserting
themselves in the parentheses, not me.
Yes, yes. They have very powerful jaws,
and just because they are small doesn't mean they're weak.
Even when they think they're playfully nipping, they can
cause serious injury. Since they like to bite anything
that moves, trainers will need to work with it to help it stay
calm. A muzzle may be a good idea in
the very early stages, so I don't recommend this as a
starter Pokémon for anyone who would prefer to keep all their
limbs, but you can keep it in the Pokeball if you want one and
also want to keep your limbs. I don't know if I recommend
giving putting a muzzle on any Pokémon.
Right, right. Right.
That's not wise. So anyways they go on to say
trainers will need to be careful because Totodile isn't good at
controlling it's bite. So the muzzle is not just for
keeping it away from other people, it's also for the
trainer. You're going to need a place for
them to just chew on things and be themselves without having to
not bite. It's a double negative there, so
see if you can parse that. This is a this is a fun read.
Trainers should also get them lots of chew toys.
As toadenail evolves, its jaws get bigger and more powerful,
but they control them better. Although if a crocodile or for
alligator bites, pay attention, that's going to that's a
question that will come up later if.
Although if a crocodile or for alligator bites something, they
won't let it go until they savagely tear up their foes.
So trainers are going to have to train it not to bite the whole
time, even though it happens less as it grows up.
All in all, Totodile is a pretty solid Pokémon for trainers who
really want to be good battlers. Thank you for listening and I
will supply another essay on Crobat, one of my favorite
Pokémon. Bye.
Bye bye. That is such a fun way to add an
essay. Bye, bye.
See you later. Adios catch you in a few.
How's the luego? All right, I will be looking
forward to your essay on Crobat. Make sure you get that in as
soon as possible. Don't wait.
That's right, cuz you might not get as lucky as you got this
time James. Better send it in now than wait.
Until then, yeah, put put that on a T-shirt.
Those are words to live by. Yep, That's how I live my life
now. But not late until then, that's
what. He said something like that.
All right, James, you. Absolutely.
You definitely. I said absolutely, absolutely.
We'll be getting extra credit points for that, Mister Curtis.
Gold Star. Gold Star.
I I will have to say they do love.
They did talk about their favorite bug type, so I have to
give them at least a Gold Star, at least a Gold Star, maybe 2.
No, no, no. OK.
All right. All right.
No fan art of Mr. Curtis in In this essay so God, don't stop
increasing the list of things that our virtual students have
to do when they say. Must talk about how they like
bug types. Must talk about how great Mr.
Curtis is. Work with genetics is Wow must
also. Have to basically kiss butt the
way he does to the professor in order to get a Gold Star.
I'm gonna say, Where did this vanity come from?
This is not the Mr. Curtis I know.
How do I know? You're still the same, Mr.
Curtis. I am, yeah.
I've never changed. I'm the same Mr. Curtis.
I'm the same, Mr. Curtis, you need to make sure that you were
not taking the spotlight from the professor now we wouldn't
have. That I would have a very fragile
ego. Right, he does.
If you, if you were to take the spotlight for me, I would
shatter into a million pieces. But we're not talking about that
that's that's that's that's something that that I talk about
with Perry frequently. So let's, as I was saying
before, let's move on to the testing portion.
Time took Take a quiz. Gonna pull out my rotor laptop.
Not doing a quiz. And we're not doing a, we are
doing instructional video today. So, OK, I'm into it.
I think it's time for you guys to show off how strong your
teamwork has been getting. Uh oh.
So remember I asked you guys. I'll give you guys a topic to
make an instructional video on, and you must so in these This is
the rubric. For the instructional video one,
you must include information that we learned in Class 2.
You must demonstrate an understanding of unique
attributes and abilities of the Pokémon Three.
You. The presentation must be at
minimum of 5 minutes long and focus primarily on the topic
assigned. If you go off on long tangents
that aren't related to Totodile or the topic, taking points
away, unless you unless it's significantly longer than 5
minutes. But try not to do that.
And then #4. The final point is determined by
your partner by answering this question.
How do you rate your partner's participation in this project?
All right, so go ahead and and head on out into the hallway.
Get, get, get all set up and make sure you again take the
special recording device that writes to these weird Oval
shaped discs that they have here in the door.
I don't know why they have it like this.
It's so weird. It's so up to you very.
Futuristic, but Yep. Let's go, Mr. Curtis.
I don't like to see it more than you, but here we go.
OK, all right. I don't know how you're going.
So wait, I told you to go somewhere, didn't I?
That's why I said we're going. That's right.
Hold on, sit down. 1st I have to tell you the topic.
OK, all right. I just assumed it was a freebie
today. No, it's not a freebie, all
right, The topic is I want an instructional video on how to
safely train a totodile to limit its biting safely.
OK. All right.
The key thing, all right, try to include as much as you can from
the Pokedex entry. As I know, we're a little bit
limited in that regard. I will try professor.
I really want, hey guys, have fun, have fun with.
It sure you know learning isn't all work so.
I will try my best with Mr. Curtis.
It could be hard to have fun with him, though.
All right, here we go. Oh Professor, we have a solid
video to show you today. So excited for it.
Yeah, I am. So excited.
All right. Are you ready to rock?
And Are you ready to roll? Wait.
Mr. Curtis does not seem excited for it.
I mean it's it's pretty good you.
Know what's wrong? What's wrong with it?
I mean I didn't like the performance either, but I mean I
still managed to save it during the editing.
It's no, it's no bug type, OK? That's all.
It took several hours you were editing it.
I mean, yeah, we have to edit them.
Yeah, of course. Do you?
Do you really? How much?
All this, all that good background music that.
Yeah, the background music, the transitions.
Yeah, I edit all that stuff. Yeah, I just edit really really
quickly on my laptop. And then, yeah, yeah, Porsche
taught me a couple a couple shortcuts.
The top hat that I wear in all the scenes is actually was not
it's. It was added in post.
Right, right. That was a lot of Why don't you
just wear a top hat? No, it's just.
We don't. We don't have to budget.
Something about he doesn't like the way it feels.
Yeah, we don't have to budget. So I have to key frame each, you
know, each shot. Wow.
And you do that in a couple of hours.
Not a couple hours. I mean, however long we were
gone for maybe like half an hour, yeah, it felt like years.
Some would say, all right, go ahead and put the put the oblong
disk into the weird video player that we have.
All right, here we go. And let's put this in and press
play. Hey there everyone, and welcome
to a new training video from professional trainer Corbin and
Assistant. Kurtis.
All right. Today, Mr. Curtis, what are we
going to be teaching our lovely listeners and students at home
about? Well, students at home, we're
teaching you how to safely train a Totodile to limit its biting.
Oh man, how could you do that? That's the only thing that
Totodile does. Well, you know what I always
say. When you get bit, it's time to
quit. So let's go ahead and dive in
here and talk exactly what makes the dial 'cause we're gonna keep
it safe. We're gonna keep it safe.
That's right, Chris. Do not interrupt me.
Step one, purchase biting friendly toys to practice with
anything that's not a person or Pokémon.
It usually works, but it's also not something important.
Nothing with a glass and it nothing that's going to harm the
totodile as it crunches down and bites.
So something fun like a little stuffed toy.
Yeah, nothing you would be upset about losing.
That's definitely important. Right.
It's something that squeaks because it'll be really cute to
watch. Sure, but then of course also
you need to make sure that you take your totodile someplace
safe, far away from fragile. Objects and important objects as
their jaws can crush anything. So you know that bicycle that
your grandmother gave you as as a kid?
Those running shoes, that super rod you have in the?
Don't want to upset granny? That's right.
All the all those important things that you have that you
know took you a long time to get a hold of, was that an SSN
ticket on your desk there? Not anymore.
Because. You practice this in a crowded
room with all of your precious belongings.
Take total dial out somewhere nice, whether it be a gym,
whether it be the beach. Well, I guess maybe the beach,
but a field somewhere where there's not a lot of people.
Back alley somewhere. Maybe a back alley?
Who knows? But somewhere that this sounds
like you're threatening a total, Mr. Curtis.
I'm not a huge fan of that. Now it's just wouldn't want to
be seen with a, you know, a an inferior water type like that.
But well, OK, hey, we're here to pitch this thing.
OK, alright, so Step 3 is this is very important.
Before starting the training process, you got to think of a
safe word to instruct your toe to dial to stop, right this.
Is right, It's important. Right.
That way it's going to associate that specific word or short
phrase with you. It's trainer specifically.
Imagine if you just said stop. And then what happens if you get
into a Totodile frenzy and you're hanging out with all the
Totodile trainers? They're all biting stuff and you
guys are all yelling stop. They're not going to know who to
listen to. It's going to add a confusion.
So if your word is, you know, I don't know, Orin Barry, if
that's your safe word, then you could say Orin Barry.
And then there you go. Your Totodile is hopefully going
to stop. So pick it out.
First or jiggle. Jiggle is a good safe word.
Jiggle is a great safe word. How often do you say that in
regular conversation? I think 2.
Times a day. But in addition to having a
good, safe word in mind. We also need to make sure that
you have a Pokeball on standby. It's very important.
That one's obvious. Very, very important.
Obvious in case something. Goes wrong if If all else fails,
the pokeball is your. Is your last resort your
ripcord, so to speak? Step five Once you have your
toys, we want you to start initially shaking the toys to
prompt biting. Sounds crazy?
Make sure you wash your hands or.
Wash and wash your hands and be careful as you shake the toy
around to prompt the biting again.
You do want it to bite the toy for the reasons that we're going
to talk about right now, Mr. Curtis.
Maybe, maybe, maybe hold the toy with some tongs.
You know, maybe your tongs. Works good.
That's good. That's a great idea.
The key is to make sure it shakes so that it prompts the
the toe dial to bite right, but then after it starts biting, you
got to hold it still alright? This is to encourage disjawment.
OK, right. And while you're holding it
still and you're encouraging it to disjaw, you want to make sure
you say the safe word. Repeatedly say the safe word
over and over. Again, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle,
jiggle. Laurenberry Jiggle Jiggle.
Now here's the thing. And if it doesn't release during
that moment, that's OK That's totally fair.
Totodiles can be a little crazy sometimes.
Just use your poker ball and then try again after a short
break. Now, however, best case
scenario, if it does get released.
If it does release the toy, go ahead and give your totodile
treat positive reinforcements right.
Give it. Give it a treat.
This will this will make those small, rough and tough totodiles
associate your safe. With releasing the object they
have in their mouth and positive treats.
This is what you want. Now one of our final steps here.
They're more like important notes to keep in mind, but this
one is good to keep in mind throughout the entire training
process. Make sure you keep your eyes on
the toe to dial at all times. Again, they are very
rambunctious. Turning your back on one is a no
no. It is strongly recommended that
every toe to dial. Trainer keeps their eyes on toe
to dial at all times. Make sure it's not biting
something. It's not supposed to, because
even assuming you're keeping it in a safe area, trust me, a
totodile will find a way to bite something that's not supposed to
it. Can bite anything, crush
anything you know, anything. So Mr. Curtis, for our final
step here, take me into the future when our Totodile is
trained, what happens? Now, well Corbin, once that
totodile is trained, you can greet all your new friends by
telling them that safe word. That way if it bites them or
anything around them, they can stop it.
This keeps everybody. Safe.
That's right. Everybody is safe.
And that's a world I want to live in.
Am I right? Safe from from biting to to
death. Thank you very much.
That's it guys. Thank you again for tuning in
for another great tutorial by me and Mr. Curtis.
I did a lot of the heavy lifting, but it's great to have
assistant Mr. Curtis here. That's why they call him an
assistant. He's very good assisting.
It's Mr. Curtis thing. Assistant Mr. Curtis.
No, but thank you guys for tuning in and we'll see you on
the next one. OK.
And that's time. All right.
Very, very good. That one, I think that was your
longest one yet. That was like 6 minutes long.
Woah. All right, Mr. Curtis, you were
worried you weren't going to hit that.
That's right. I I was skeptical, but you were
now you. Definitely all that clever
editing that you did there. Corbin was, was great.
He slowed down the talking a little.
Bit I'm not much of an editor, but I tried.
Yeah, you'll get better, Corbin. Don't worry.
So yeah, you guys did very, very good.
You included a lot of information that we learned in
class. I do want to make a note here.
You did say you want to shake a toy to entice it to bite.
Now you didn't say why. That might make a toe denial
bite it. So I'm tempted.
Oh, it's implied. OK, but I don't want we don't
deal with implications here. OK, well, toe to dial.
Toe dial likes to bite anything that's moving.
OK, OK, That's right. I'm going to take off like half
a point because it wasn't because this is the
instructional video. You know, you're right, right.
I'm grading the instructional. Take it on the chip, not the
stuff that you tell me after the instructional video.
Can can we say is that is that an ephony?
Is that a fair and? It's up to you.
I would, I I wouldn't say that personally.
All right, all. Right.
I'd say it's fair, but I don't know if I'd say it's equitable.
OK. OK.
Maybe the next one, but you definitely get A5.
On the next point. I think you I think you did
understand you had a very good understanding of the attributes
of a total dial. So that brings us to point #4.
So according if you could cover your ears very quickly.
OK, La La La La la. Now, Mr. Curtis, how would you
rate on a scale of one to four, one being bad, four being good?
How would you rate Corbins participation in this project?
You know, this time around I think I gotta give him a 3.9 to
be honest. My goodness.
Listen, he really got in there and he was like, you know what,
let's get this done. And and get these edited and and
have a lot of positive energy. And I appreciate that he did try
to use Oran Berry as a safe word and that would be such a bad,
safe word to use though. I mean, think of all the times
in normal conversation you'd say Oran Berry, It would just
confuse your total dial. I think that misled students.
But I think I saved it by switching to jiggle.
That's that's the bottom line. I feel like those are both words
that are used too frequently. How often do you say jiggle,
professor? I mean, more than you know.
OK. All right.
So now you cover your ears, Corbin.
OK. Of course.
Corbin. Corbin.
Hey, look at me. Shout out, Hey, what's up?
What's up? What's up?
All right, so I need you to give me a rating for Mr. Curtis on a
scale of one to four, one being the worst or being the best on
his participation in this project.
I'm probably going to give him a 3.93.
I don't really have many complaints there, I just you
have enough .07. It's it's Mr. Curtis.
I can't ever give him a perfect four, but I don't really have
that many complaints. I thought he was pretty good
this time. It was a little hard on himself.
I think at the very end I thought his performance was
fine. He did.
He did interrupt me a couple times, which I wasn't a fan of,
but other than that I I thought his ability to describe what we
were trying to showcase was He did a very, very good job with
that. So 9.3.939, well you did say 9.
Point No, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm dyslexic 3.93, OK, 3.93, all
right, all right, Mr. Curtis, you can uncover your ears now.
Yeah, yeah, Okay. Yeah.
All right, great. Hey, great work, guys.
You didn't get a 100 on this one, but you did very.
Very well. So I'm quite happy for that.
And that's gonna do it for today's lesson on Totodile.
Do we all think that we learned a little something here?
Sure. I think I've learned a lot.
OK, well 3:00 and we have a new appreciation for Toted Isle.
Oh yeah. I've always thought Toted Isle
was cool, but now I don't. Get to be I don't know.
I think my opinion of Toted Isle has dropped since taking this
class this time around. I'm not going to lie, Professor.
Miss Curtis, you're an idiot and I don't like you and you're
dumb. The things you say, I don't like
them. OK, this toted.
Is cool. I hear you coming at me.
You're coming at gunk. Your cruise over the.
Pokémon all right, you know, you just wind me up.
You're getting me all wind up and.
Also, because you're legal. And maybe even a timeout and no
more. Oh, timeout time time going.
To bed without dinner. Mr. No, no.
No Poppins for Corbin, no. Apologize to Mr. Curtis.
He was being rude. Okay Gunk could be down the hall
listening. Gunk did eat his stuff.
You gotta look at things. There's two sides to every
story, Corbin My side and the wrong side.
What did my pristine looking, flowery, smelling stuff ever do
to gunk to deserve to be bitten and chewed up?
Well, he didn't bite your pristine looking, flowery,
smelling stuff. He he brought the stuff that you
brought to school today, which is all the garbage.
Smells like a gloom flower. Yeah, awful.
You're fine. OK, so moving on.
Does anybody know what Pokémon we're talking about next week?
The evolved form of Toaded Isle and it is not decision why it's
hold on, it's for all good, right?
OK, that is. We not yet.
Not yet. The one before that are.
You sure it's? Not so do I.
I'm 100% sure it's crocodile, right?
You say crocodile. Crocodile you.
Know not quite you. Know if if it wasn't Lombre this
time, maybe it's ludicolo. Is it crocodile?
Is it that one? Yes, we are learning about
crocodile. Oh, I'm in Crocodile.
Awe that you got it so fast. There you go.
I will probably use that joke 100 times in the next lesson, so
something to tune in for. I'm so excited.
If you say it too much, it will croc a knot be funny.
It will croc a knot be included in the lesson because Portia
will take it out. Yes, that's true.
OK, all right. But that's going to do it for
today's lesson. If you have any questions for me
or Corbin or Mr. Curtis, feel free to send us a ginger mail.
The information for all of that is in our description as it
includes our Twitter accounts password information.
So if you want to log in, yeah, our Social Security numbers.
All of our addresses, all of that.
You can find the description below.
Obviously I'm joking, that's not in there.
But you can also find a link to our Patreon Corbin.
Would you like to describe a little bit more about the
Patreon guys, I got to tell. You guys, I got I'm not going to
lie we've talked about our Patreon before and it's been a
bit of a standstill recently. We've we are so thankful for so
many people that have subscribed and supported us, that have
allowed us to create new artwork and do a bunch of cool stuff on
the side that we still can't talk about.
That's for the class your your support has helped us out in a
lot of ways. But guys, I'm.
I know we can hit our first big goal before the end of the year.
I'm really confident to do it, $200.00 a month.
We're almost there. Once we do that, we're doing a
Nuz lock playthrough and I don't think you guys understand how
excited I am to do a Pokémon Nuz Lock play.
We've talked about it many times.
It's gonna be so much fun. We're gonna share clips all over
the Internet. It's gonna be a worldwide
sensation and our millions of listeners and students will
share it, and we're gonna be a hit.
Okay, okay. But what else did they get in
The Patriot? There's other stuff too.
Yeah, we get Mr. Curtis drawings.
There are Q and As. There are outtakes.
There are so many good things. So many good.
Things Mr. Curtis is inspiring drawings.
I said that already, but there's plenty of good the.
Full Discord server? Yeah, access to the full
Discord. We've had more people joining
the Discord recently. You Get full access for just the
first tier on Patreon, which is only a dollar.
So once you get that, the whole only a dollar, only a dollar,
you get the whole Discord. You get to interact with all the
cool people. Four drawings a month and access
to the Discord. What more could you ask for?
Pays for itself. Pays for itself, all right, So
that's going to do it for today's lesson.
So until next time class is dismissed.