Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
Hi name. I hey, korben korben keep it
down the professor's talking. I don't know.
I don't know what to do. I that's what I say every
beginning of every class and now fuck.
And now that another didn't say it, of course, Professor
professor? Yeah, focus on me.
Start a class. Okay.
Start a class. The space is yours.
Starting clean from the beginning.
That's right. For my need absolute silence.
He actually all right. Sorry, sorry.
Hello there. Welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor. Jacob and joining me, as always
is the competent teaching assistant mr.
Curtis say hello. Anybody mr.
Curtis. Thank you Professor.
Thank you, Professor. I appreciate the confidence.
You have with me and my competency.
It really, you know, it really brings a tear to my eye because
this, this is what I'm here for. I'm here for you.
And I'm here unfortunately for Corbin as well.
Because, you know, as our student here today.
Well, you know what? Thank you for introducing him
for me but I'll do it again. Just For Old Times Sake joining
us as well is the wonderful student Corbin.
Say hello to everybody Corbin. Hey.
Oh yeah. Glad to be back in class again,
feeling good, feeling great. Glad we got you all patched up
there. Professor.
We're not supposed to talk about that.
Might wait, what are you talking about?
I have. Okay.
All right, this is by all means a normal start to the class.
I have exactly. Okay.
Yeah, so were pretending that out happen for the other
students. Okay.
Yeah, everything's going good. Great was just kind of, you
know, enjoying the breeze limit today.
Now that we have fall weather about here in the Kanto region,
the leaves are Starting to turn kind of turn a little bit of a
fall color. I don't know.
I talked, I talked to my dad a little bit about possibly going
to going over to the Johto region for like maybe like a few
days is like a little mini vacation.
Unfortunately, you can't. You can't do that.
But why? Well, I mean, you have class you
have to be here at class. Yeah.
But I don't only take class or other things that I do outside
of it but not for more than a full day.
Corbin, if you, if you miss one day of class, that's it.
You have to start the class over completely.
Trust me that I have had Stellar attendance every class, so there
was no absences, no mr. Jack's.
No failed quizzes in my class. If you my third one and if you
miss one day you're out completely, no more, pretty
sure. No, I'm pretty sure I felt a
couple of quizzes. So, do I have to retake all this
even? Well, we Italian it at the end
and if you failed one at the ends, then you have to go back
and take them all over again. Gotcha, gotcha.
Yeah. So yeah, I think you also said
before a few weeks ago that you drop the lowest quiz grade.
I drop one Eagle quiz grade, that's it out of 150.
No. Out of shit.
Out of them. How many Pokémon are there?
Sorry. There.
They're always adding more. I can never remember which
somewhere in the six 700, 800, it's like 900, something right?
Is and he will, he does drop one quiz grade but it's like a
random one. So like could be your mouth you
have a you have a one in nine, hundred percent chance that it
will be a grade that you To be gotcha, by the way.
Just so we all know it's 893 at this moment.
I can't. I'm sure by the time we get to,
the 890 third Pokémon, there will be more.
There'll be another 893 discovered in various other
regions around the world and we'll just have to get through
them too. But guess what?
That's going to be my job. When I graduate from this class,
I'm going to be the one to discover another 900 Pokemon.
It's going to be me sir what will see what your grades say?
At the end when we get there I can't imagine being so stupid
that I'd have to retake this entire class and learn about
every single one of these Pokemon.
Again. You mean well, so lucky.
Hey you know if you if you look across the classroom you may not
have to imagine it. Oh, hey Curtis.
What's up? How you doing?
Hey listen I only failed two out of the six times I've taken this
class, okay? Let's be, let's keep it real.
It was my second and my fourth time though.
So basically. Jacob can't get rid of you.
I mean, I'm here, I'm here for the professor.
Your God I have a and and you have every single Squirtle to I
don't know why I keep giving him squirrels.
Wait, every year every year every, well, every time I can we
teach about squirrels again. Oh great thanks squirt.
Professor Jenny had a sign the NDA.
We cannot be disgusting and ongoing sassari criminal
investigation. Well, let's talk about why we're
here, right? Can I do you guys remember what
we talked about last lesson? Feeling was if you can't that's
different. It was definitely a Pokemon.
I know that much. Oh I want to do it was a bug 12.
Yeah you're my fave. Judy fly?
Nope. No no it was it was we do that's
right yeah. No you fly even.
We even had one in class and renamed it.
You guys don't even remember. I don't see him out.
Where is he? So, it's interesting that you
don't see him because well, okay, well maybe he's right
behind you. You ever see me he died and
turned into a Haunter? No, it's not will find out how
the Haunter works on a little bit.
But, no, well, the Pokémon that we learned about last week was
Caterpie. And I do you guys remember what
we named him, our cute little Caterpie matter, P the Caterpie
matter, P the Caterpie, matter of he the category.
That's Right, well, today we're learning about matter.
P in the Caterpie is evolved form.
Met matter, be another mod, the menopause matter of know, the
Metapod. So as you can see, in the
terrarium here that's still on my desk.
What do you see in here? There's a big green piece of
shit sitting in the middle of the the terrarium.
I see a lot of the orang leaves that I have been picking and
delivering to matter pee on my way to class everyday.
Well, you will. No longer need to do those
orange. Tree.
Leaves their mr. Curtis because this guy as
Corbin, so wonderfully described it, green.
Shit is actually is actually a Metapod.
No, it's not matter P that what my boy?
Yes, that's definitely matter P. It's definitely I definitely
didn't accidentally kill him by stuffing too many leaves into
his mouth. Hoping that he will evolve
before this class. He's definitely not a random
Metapod that I found out on a branch the other day.
Wait matter what, on this isn't matter P.
I just know I just said that it was white, which is why would
you what's wrong with you? What what what this is?
What? Listen, korben korben.
I know mad matter p and that is my boy right there.
No dare. You know how mad are you?
Mad piece. Is not my had a birthmark right
above his left eye. I do not see a birth mark on
this Caterpie. Well, it's not a Caterpie.
This is not my matter. Penis is a Caterpie this.
Well, no, it's not. It's a Metapod.
Alright, Fox, Soccer. And this, what you see here,
you're not going to see anything so Watch the Caterpie because
this is actually not technically the Caterpie.
It's and it's a shell that the Caterpie has made for itself.
So this isn't its body, right? This is this is silk, that's
woven to form a shell but this was matter P though, right,
right? Exactly inconclusive.
She trusts me. Anyway is so guys oh my fucking
God. I'm excited to talk about
Metapod because on this is the first time that we've talked
about a Pokemon That in my opinion isn't really a Pokemon.
I believe my I have I follow a sting.
No. No, let's - I follow a offset of
thinking. It's a matter of thinking of, of
meta pods that doesn't align with the things that that
Professor Oak has stated see Professor Oak, has stated that
menopause, is itself a different Pokemon but I believe along with
some other Scholars that this is still just a Caterpie, just
inside of a shell. During the process of evolving
into its next form. Huh.
So it's like so it's not all circles, all well, but you're
wrong first correct angles? But all rectangles are not sir
and not all matter. Peas are caterpie's no but I
don't he was a Caterpie and apparently you kill them.
How the fuck did that happen? I didn't I, this is lesson all
hearsay and circumstantial none of it will stick in court.
I guess, what? He's right here.
Right here. Corbin.
How dare you treat our son like this?
What the fuck? Look at the, look at his eyes.
He loves you. But anyways, as I was saying, as
well, learn today, Metapod is is almost like it's pretty much
just a Caterpie undergoing, the process of evolving.
So I would I would argue that a Caterpie.
Only has two stages of evolution.
Caterpillar to butterfly are sorry.
What the fuck is a butterfly? Fuck.
Do you say I'm an idiot? I combined.
Butterfree and cutie pie. I'm sorry.
Slip of the tongue. The fuck.
That a cutie fly. Its a mix between.
It's a horrible. Conglomeration of a Butterfree
and a cutie fly. Little sounds terrible squish
them together. But anyways, there's only two,
there's only two evolutionary stages for a Caterpie, the
Caterpie itself and then a Butterfree.
Yeah. That's it butter.
I'd I definitely wasn't about to say butterfly again, because
that's not like you're about to lose.
Or 10 years Professor because you're dumb, and you kill your
own Pokemon, it's very difficult to lose tenure.
Which is why I can do things like this.
What the fuck, man? What the shit you gotta be
quick. You got to be lying.
Anything can happen in the Pokemon world.
I'm trying to teach you to be a trainer be on your toes.
It's my fucking pencil case. Yeah.
How'd you do that? You're welcome.
Very good. Professor, very good professor.
Thank you for teaching us about that.
You just assaulted. My pencil case.
Are we writing to dive into the Pokedex entries which are
Riveting. This is what I can say about
this fucking quote unquote, Pokémon.
I have never been more excited in my life, something tells me
these Pokedex entries can be the equivalent of watching paint,
dry Lord, see us grow even that's actually more exciting.
So let's stick with paint, drying, okay?
All right, starting in the Kanto region.
As we always do, this Pokemon is vulnerable to attack.
While its shell is soft, exposing its week and ten.
Her body. See.
That's what I'm saying, mr. Curtis, or the amount of time?
Yeah, do not attack, mr. Curtis while his shell is soft,
you will expose his week and tender body after after watching
a particularly sad movie, you know, that she'll just she's
just not as strong as it normally is very in a very
weakened tender States. She's I hate how this is
worried. I'm gonna read this exactly how
its worded. All right, so don't it doesn't
sound right? Don't blame me.
All right. Harden's its shell to protect
itself. However, a large impact may
cause it to pop out of it's shell.
What the fuck? Why did you work that way?
That's how I did. It wasn't.
It was Professor Oak. He worded it that way.
She's all right. So like menopause whole thing is
his shell, right? That's just, he can Harden his
shell and that's it. He can't even move anywhere, but
you're telling me. If you hit him hard enough, you
might just pop right out, what does it mean to pop out?
Would it be like a Caterpie just flying out of it's shell?
So, It kind of the Caterpie. The only way I can describe it
is it it makes this silk shell and then it just kind of
dissolves. It sells kind of just start to
rearrange themselves and what would pop out is like a
splattering of innards. Oh, my God, that is disgusting.
And that that's not try that out, that splattering of
innards. That's the Metapod.
That's a Metapod, is not the shell, the Metapod.
That's that's really gross. So, the Metapod itself is not a
shell, it's basically just a conglomerate of just gross -
inside of it cells, that are changing into a different form,
as with sugar grammar inside of a shell.
I guess in shape but not in function.
Right? Right.
Okay. All right.
One more from the Kanto region. When it hardens only, the
external shell is transformed, the insides remain tender.
I wish you would stop getting close to me.
When you say that I'm, I can't get close to you.
I'm still all the way over here at the front of the front of the
classroom. I have to keep at least six feet
distance, so the the The Raging Tauros is do not come and get us
just because it's fall, doesn't mean they're gone.
Don't worry Corvin, I'll Stand in for the professor.
Eight separate separate you two. I don't want to tell you again.
Oh, I'm sorry, professor, of course.
All right. Moving on to the Johto region,
inside the shell, it is soft in a week, as It prepares to evolve
it stays Motionless in the shell.
Like it's me awesome. In the winter just curl up in a
nice little blanket by the fire. Yes, watch my stories.
Mmm, your stories. What stories do you watch?
I watched I watched one last year.
That I really love the my favorite Christmas movie that I
like, is how the gang are still Christmas.
That one was really fun. I like the lustful lopunny.
I'm sorry. Which one is that?
I'll show it to you when you're older.
I don't think have access to my channel.
I don't I don't I don't have I don't watch TV.
I spend most of my Christmas time buying gifts and taking
care of my colony of spinner acts.
It's a colony now. Well fuck, I didn't even know
they could form colonies. I thought they will all live on
there like on their own solo. Not my house.
Oh God, you can't even walk into mr.
Curtis is house. It's just like my life.
So many now, are they breeding? Like score bunnies was going on?
Well, I know you get a couple Aria doses, you can throw them
some Poké Puffs and, you know you just watch and see what
happened. Magic happens, all on its own,
it was a come home and there's like a couple hundred eggs in
the in the living room. It's a shame though because the
female ariados is always Kill the male, are you doses after
the deed is done? Is that an actual Pokedex thing?
Because I don't think if you just making that up, we'll get
there. When we get there, we'll get
there when I turned 11. But to get there, I have to
finish reading the Pokedex entries for Metapod.
Sweet. I don't know how are you.
This was next. He's number 13, 12.
Well, we have to get through this one so we can get to the
next one, so I can get to the next one.
The next one, the next one to the next one, to the next one,
to the next one, to the next one.
Kind of like, finding a nice One, right?
I didn't see the next. Yeah.
If you're a score. Funny ha ha.
I don't know how dating works because I'm 10, okay?
It prepares for evolution by hardening its shell.
As much as possible to protect its soft body.
A lot of these almost kind of seem like they're insulting the
medibot. Yes, kind of rude.
I mean, it's soft weak, pathetic body art is covered by a shell
that it makes on its own the loser.
Hey professor, you know what? It sounds like kind of sounds
like your journal entries that you've Mr. Curtis member, what's
II helped it. Dropped on the ground out of
your bag. We were leaving class and I
handed it to you and it said something about like I do know
that that assistant Curtis doesn't he has a soft body and
he's vulnerable and he's like, no better than a Metapod because
Lisa Metapod has a hard body and looks tough.
No yeast. You misunderstand.
Those were those were letters that I was writing to mr.
Curtis. I sent them all to him.
He knows right. Oh, so you're not trying to hide
the fact that you feel that way. You just now I thought to put
him in his place, sometimes I just keep them in.
A shoebox, he has to know how soft and tender his body as how
else. How else will he hardened his
shell? She become a powerful Metapod,
and therefore a beautiful Butterfree.
You can see you can understand by the tone in my voice, how
much? I believe that's going to
happen. Yes, thank you Professor that?
That is what I do. Keep those letters for.
I read them at the darkest times, so you can get even to
get even darker sometimes. The truth sets, you free?
Do I have to say? All right.
So moving on one more. Yeah, one more from The Johto
region. It says, this is sorry.
I'm sorry. I hate the word in this movie
rights. It's the first sentence is, this
is its pre-evolved form. What do you mean by its what?
Butterfree? What are you talking about here?
What is it? I think it means Caterpie.
Milk, is that would be its post evolved form.
Oh, you said pre, I thought you said re-evolved, no, pre pre pre
of, I guess I guess it's referring to Butterfree.
I see this is what I'm saying. Metapod isn't a Pokemon even
better. Pods Owen Pokedex entries, are
written from the perspective of a Butterfree, yikes.
You know, this is kind of sad, it's like I feel like I should
make a whole campaign about Metapod lives matter like that
kind of sucks that people aren't identifying it as a Pokémon's
soft bodies matter. That's right, saw bodies. - you
lead the campaign. That's right, we'll get a
Snorlax and put a bunch of meta pods on its belly and just let
him, you know, be, they'll be the campaign poster.
And look at tongues have nice soft, bellies to or sorry.
Look at Lucky's do. Oh.
And have you seen a Charizard's Billy?
They're quite rotund. They are rotund.
Doesn't mean they're soft though now.
Well, they're not physically fit.
That's for sure. Not until they giganta Max or
Mega Evolve of course. Okay.
Moving on to the Hoenn region. So once again Professor Birch
come in here with his nearly paragraph long Pokedex entries
like seriously by far, the Hoenn region has the longest Pokedex
entries but they have to and then like it's like the second
one when you're trying to write a paper and it, you need to
reach a certain like, like word limit or page limit, and you
just type like the same shit over again, but in like
different words. Yeah, that's what the Pokedex
entries are from the N region. Yeah man.
So I'm going to read you both of them.
The shell covering this Pokemon and also Professor Birch, he
loves the exaggerations. He just goes balls to the wall
with the exact exaggerations for this for these Pokemon.
The shell covering is Pokemons bar.
Body is as hard as an iron slab. Okay.
All right I don't know about that and iron listen Professor
Birch he knows what he's talking about it's an iron slab.
So we have iron slab here. Alright shell.
Yeah, but if you if you hit it hard enough, it might break or
he might just pop out of it. So, Wait, did you put that in
the Pokédex? No, those are the first two
Pokedex entries, right? Come on first.
One week, I like five minutes ago.
Jesus, okay, so, yeah. So it's this, I'm going to read
again, it hardens itself shell to protect itself.
However, a large impact may, cause it to pop out of it's
shell, that was from the Kanto region.
But, however, Professor Birch is saying the shell covering his
Pokemons body as hard as an iron slab.
So you know what, you know what, why take his word for it?
We have a Metapod right here. All right, mr.
Curtis bring your head and put it right on my desk.
Well what are you doing? What was going on?
I'm gonna pick up this man, that's going on a few tests box.
Rounds, the desk, to see how hard it is.
We what do you want? What do you, what are you eating
in? There we go.
You hitting him. All right.
All right now, get ready. Let's just just let me know.
Wait, hold on. You and the head Curtis, you
don't have to do this. What are you doing to him?
Oh no.
Well, I'm going to hit him in the head with a Metapod and I
want him to tell me if it hurts as much as getting hit in the
head with The iron slab. What the fuck?
You can't. I don't know that this is the
scientific process. No no this no I'm ready.
You gotta stop this. Don't do it.
He's readies. His head is on the take.
I mean like the Metapod is in my hands.
Okay, offer you. But you need to stop this.
I don't think this is worth it. I don't think it's worth if it's
if it's hard as a metal slab. It's going to break his head
open and he's gonna die, fine. You're no fun.
Okay?
I was ready to to, to expel myself in or whatever Curtis is
more Head is enough Force to break the Metapod and kill it.
Then guess what? You got another dead Pokémon on
your hands. Your no.
No, I'll have to walk 30 seconds outside to grab one of the
millions of meta pods hanging from branches.
Not that's a Metapod that will never become a better free
because you decided to kill it. That's, that's all in the
humanity have to live with that, okay?
Live with that now. Alright, alright, Corbin, I've
listened to your argument and if it was any other Metapod, I
would go for it. But because it is matter, P.
Mice, Sweet and precious boy matter P.
I cannot bear to see. I not become, I can trust so we
can trace a matter P like that. Alright, alright, Professor, we
have to see it through. All right, I will put him back
into the terrarium. Okay.
It's like catch that curse. You okay, he can't.
He came right here. It came right back to me.
They're shaped like boomerangs. All right, he came right back.
He's in my hand. I'll put it right into his
terrarium. Oh my God.
Are you okay? See that.
That was cool though. He liked flying around like a
like a boomerang. Okay, are you okay?
Professor professor, please. I can't, I can't take this much
shocked anymore. I think we just.
Can we just go forward with class?
I just need to nothing lacks. Nothing would make me happier
than to continue reading. We still haven't gotten through
a single pokedex entry from the Hoenn region.
We're still in the middle of it. The shell covering, this
Pokemons body as hard as an iron slab, I guess.
We'll never know Curtis. There's blood coming out of your
ear. I think it did really hurt him
professor. I mean, I don't think so.
Looks like them. It's just like like clip went
weighing right past his ear. All right, I'll go see the
Chauncey after class. It's fine.
Yeah, he he he heals so quick, he's like I'm tough.
He's like a chance of his own. Okay.
My God, Metapod does not move very much it stays still because
it is preparing its soft innards for evolution inside the hard
shell and then the second one coming from the Hoenn region
says see If you can notice any similarities here, I guarantee
you, this is a different entry. Its shell is as hard as an iron
slab. A Metapod does not move very
much because it is preparing. Its soft innards were Evolution
inside the shell. It's word for word, the same
thing. It lit isn't go back and check,
I promise you, it's it's ever so slightly different okay.
Alright. Lazy 11 here from the center
region. A steel hard shell protects, its
tender body. Alright, so we've gone from iron
to steel, what the fuck, like that?
Those are different levels of hardness that steel is harder
than iron, right? When I don't know, which is it?
Which is it that? All right, bring your head over
here, mr. Curtis, we have to find.
No no, we're not, were that? No, no don't.
It's also he's already looks already kind of woozy.
I see him kind of days and off a little bit.
I think we should leave it alone.
All right. Okay.
It quietly and ders hardships. While waiting Evolution,
hardships? Yes.
Hardships. Like somebody picking it up and
flinging it around the room, like a boomerang.
Like you that kind of am. I am I am I a hardship?
Maybe. I don't know.
I don't know what it's like being a Metapod.
Okay, you probably just gave matter P depression.
Now, no, he's fine. Listen, you gave Curtis
percussion and you gave Matter P depression.
Congrats what? Wait, what?
Yeah, okay. Yeah, he really is.
Woozy, all right, go go, go to the, go to the, to the nurse
real quick. We'll wait here.
Curtis, who you talking to, okay?
Yeah, no I'm fine. Yeah, I'll go see the nurse the
nurse right, okay, it's right. Nope.
You look if you're walking into the wall, just gonna hey, could
you just do me a favor? Corbin just point him in the
direction of the night. It's right.
Curtis next, to the next to the window right there, just go out
right there. No, not the window.
It's beside right now. It's not the window or the wall,
okay? And and I'm back.
Wow, I feeling so much. Better looking better to.
Wow, man. It's like, it's like I lost like
34 pounds up there. Oh, that was blood.
I have a question. Why do you have a cast on your
arm? Oh, I mean, you know, just just
some ran into a couple things on my way to see the Chauncey, but
they've got me. They've got me stitched up.
I'm good to go now. No, no.
He has a head injury and I didn't know why.
You had a white have a cast, just want to make sure you're
okay. All right, all right, I mean
enough, I might have fallen down a flight of stairs to get there,
but that's okay. We're we're on the first floor
which is the same floor as the nurse.
How did you fall down a flight of stairs?
He found his own. I'm not sure.
I just, I just kind of woke up in the nurse's office and, and,
you know, okay. Can I finish reading these
Pokedex entries? I don't want to be here all
night. Sure, please.
I love teaching guys, I love teaching you guys excited.
I like it but now when you kill fucking Pokemon so stop that or
I'm going to get Professor Oak and I'm going to get off Officer
Jenny and I'm gonna bring the whole fucking place down on you.
I'm going to, I have never won. I'm gonna contact Saffron City
News. I'm going to get everyone over
here and you're not going to fucking kill anyone else.
You're going to lose your tenure, you're going to lose
your fucking job. Hey, I have never killed a
single Pokemon. Not once carbon please.
This is the same Caterpie. That is now.
Metapod. All right what's right?
I don't know why you would think otherwise please continue.
Okay from now again we have we have a pokedex entry here from
the Lola reason. I'm so excited.
I love it. Whenever we get the chance to
read in a lolan pokedex entry because they are just, they're
wild, they are crazy. All right, let me see.
That's gonna start its goes, it starts off, strong.
It shell is filled with its soft innards.
It doesn't move much because of the risk.
It might carelessly spill its innards out.
What? Oh yeah, it might just lose it
right out him. Its shell is hard, but it's
still just a bug shell, is that what it is?
That's what it says, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I thought this was a, was a show as hard as steel or iron and
released. Yeah, look at this is written
like this. Under a friend but it's still
just a bug shell. It sells us how it's hard but
it's still just a bug shell, you idiots.
It doesn't say that part. I had that part.
It's been known to break. So intense battles with it.
Should be avoided which if you'll remember, that's what I
said about Caterpie. Don't use Caterpie or meta pods
for that matter and battle. They're pretty much useless.
There's there. I shit you not.
There's three more entries from the Aloha region.
What the fuck its shell is filled with a thick liquid, all
of the cells throughout his body are being rebuilt and
preparation for evolution. It's hard shell, doesn't crack.
Sorry, let me like, I kind of got this index are wrong.
It's hard shell. Doesn't crack a bit, even if
pick a peck Peck that it, but it will tip over spilling out, it's
inside. So my God, holy cow, Curtis, you
didn't call your insides and the weight of the Chancellor's
office, did you? No, but I did really tear my
arms, that's what that's why it's in a cast reason.
So I did say there are three more but I was wrong.
The, the other one here is exactly the same as another one
that we read. So there's there's only four
from the yellow region but still, that's a lot.
That's a lot of effort and a lot they were always bangers to, of
course pick a peck is a flying-type Pokémon which we
haven't talked about yet. Maybe next week you Sure.
Maybe let's move on to the unique Pokedex entries.
The first one believe, we're not comes from Ash.
It says Metapod caterpie's next stage.
So it doesn't even say. It doesn't doesn't even say next
Evolution or form. It says, caterpie's.
Next stage guys, Metapod is just a Caterpie is all.
I'm saying. It is really, it's all I'm
saying. It has encased its body in a
hard shell. This specimen reached.
This is weird. It seems like I'm sorry.
This Pokédex entry is talking about ashes specific amount of
pod, let's learn about. Okay, let's learn about had a
Metapod caterpie's. Next day is, it hasn't case this
body in a hard shell. This specimen, I'm assuming
referring to ashes Metapod reached this stage faster than
any previously discovered Pokemon of this variety.
Wow. Yeah.
What a day and how weird? I don't know, I wasn't there
high measurements and I suppose ashes Caterpie.
Just ate an entire Forest of leave.
Just got Tree by tree. That's right.
All right. Next one comes to us from met
hers, says, Metapod. The Cocoon Pokemon menopause is
the evolved form of Caterpie using a hard shell to protect
its body, It prepares for its next evolution.
And then we have another one here from Ash.
He gets to Metapod the Cocoon Pokemon Y.
I'm sorry, Ash. Why did you record Another
Metapod? You know what they are?
Why did you had a record that personality?
I guess? So yeah.
Menopause vulnerable body is surrounded by its hard shell,
which protects it while it waits to evolve.
See that's like menopause are just about evolving.
It's just about a waiting game until the Caterpie that's inside
them finishes. Evolving into a beautiful
butterfly. I feel that.
I understand. All right.
Before we move on to the quiz section, I'm going to read one
unsourced. Ed.
They should be. Should there be like a theme
song for this section? Like the unsourced uncredited
section know, it seems like a lot of extra work for editor I
guess but baby, hey maybe you can get some extra credit if
they're Corvin, maybe could get a little bit extra credit for
this. I do that at these, we don't
know who had its these but if you come up with it and then the
editor can just throw it in there.
Okay. And we do know who edits it, I
do just because you don't know. Them doesn't mean I don't.
Why are you ever going to tell us?
It's not important, okay? Map pod as a Pokémon.
That resembles a green Chrysalis.
You mean sure it resembles a green poop.
Yep. Yep.
Its body is crescent-shaped with several segments, much, like a
boomerang. Sorry, I added that Boomerang
part. Hey, you can't do that.
I can do whatever I want. I'm the professor.
All right. So, no, the front of, it's shell
Resort faster. But what did you say?
I said he is the professor professor.
It says, so on my desk, but you can't have Everyone because I
have a nameplate here. A when I haven't killed a single
Pokemon not once. All right.
Okay, that's what I, that's what I fucking thought, gee.
I don't believe you the front of it's shell resembles a faced
with heavy-lidded eyes and a sharply pointed nose.
I mean, I don't, I don't see it, I don't see the sharply pointed
nose, I see the eyes. I don't see the sharply pointed
nose though, right? The back of its shell, consists
of several geometrically, shaped portions and projections.
Okay, it's soft. Body is protected by a hard
outer layer while it undergoes metamorphosis.
Well this show is said to be as hard as steel a sudden powerful
impact. Could cause it's liquid innards
to pop out leaving it completely exposed Metapod, generally
remains motionless rebuilding. It sells for evolution.
If an enemy discovers Metapod. It is unable to do anything.
Other than hardened, its outer shell Metapod lives in temperate
forests and jungles and pick a peck is a natural predator of
Metapod. What about Kanto?
Like it doesn't have it. Oh well, I mean Pidgey is
probably. Yeah, I guess I don't think of
pidgeys beak is strong enough to get in there.
Well, it maybe you do do a lot. I don't know, but I guess those
don't live in. Yeah.
But those, I mean, I think a pidgeys beak is too fat for
something like that. You know what I mean?
Like, it needs, like, pick a peck if it goes like a really
long, but I think the pickup pack, I think the pickup xpeke
is made to like slip into like the a crack in the shell and
just suck the right. It's more thin a pidgeys because
really fat like it's not a big deal.
Because stronger and it can like a break open the show, right?
Like I got a good look at that pidgeys beak when it when it's
faced splattered on the window few weeks ago and I coulda
killed it. So head came off.
Yes let's all let's smoke a Corbin let's all reminisce on
what a wonderful learning experience that was for.
I can't I can't wait till we learn about Ekans and how
strong, they how excellent they are coiling around their
enemies, I'm okay. Keep going.
Yeah, alright, okay. Alright, you have promised me
not to have like PTSD flashbacks when I bring an Ekans out here
gonna happen, try not to okay, that does it for the lesson
portion. So I'm sure you guys know what
comes next? No, it's Somebody oughta know
that comes after them consistent where we get to sit around the
classroom and swaps. You guys crepe sing Kumbaya.
No, it's the quiz, guys, it's the popcorn.
Fuck every single lesson has had a POP.
Hold you close. It was awesome.
I heard you. You you said that was ice cream?
Yeah. No ice cream here.
Just Kumbaya and s'mores. All right, like I said, oh well
I didn't say this so it's a pop quiz.
But this time I think it's important to remember it, like
not every single lesson, is you learn it and then completely
forget about it. I need to make Sure.
Well hey, you guys are learning these lessons and keeping them
inside your brain. So we have an extra-long quiz
today. No.
That is comprehensive of all of the other Pokémon that we've
talked about so far. No, I'm excited.
I'm excited. I'm excited.
All right, so, get your pens and paper.
Oh also, I will say you can use your notes for this.
So you've taken good notes, you should be fine.
Okay, good. But that doesn't, but you cannot
use a pokedex. Okay, all right, open note close
Pokedex test. All right, open poker legs
closed. No test, whoop, nope, got it.
Strike that and reverse it. You want you to open?
Note closed, open note, open Pokedex quiz.
If you use a pokedex and this quiz, I will throw you out of
here so fast. So I will, I will I will
Boomerang you in the face with this Metapod.
Please don't do that. I am ten years old.
My brain is not fully formed yet, I will die.
All right, question it. Number one, Oh, sorry.
I should say, the first three questions here are about Metapod
and then the last 77, oh my God, hurry this up.
Okay. I'm sorry.
I didn't think that this Metapod lesson would go on as long as it
has. Oh my God!
Look at going. I'll get going even though a
Metapod, shells, incredibly hard.
It should still be wary of powerful.
Hits for what reason? I will accept two possible
answers here, Because I realize that there are two.
Wait, ah, okay. So it but you're right.
I shouldn't be afraid of getting cracked or whatever.
So he said, I mean, no, that's not what I said.
Let me read it again. Even though a Metapod, shell is
incredibly hard, it right? You'll be wary of powerful.
Hits for what reason? Okay?
Well mean, that's yeah, that's I know that.
That, I got that, okay? All right.
Okay, I got that. Curtis.
You have that. What did you write what?
Mhm. Yeah, don't look at it.
Don't look at his already submitted.
Anyway, got it if you got it right like me.
Okay. Corbett has responded?
It will break open and have its gooey body spilhaus.
Good use of the word gooey and Curtis said one, Wait, why did
you there's a 1 at the beginning of the sentence?
Well because it's the first one that I would Mark him so that we
were. So we were you kick it to keep
track. Thank you could tell that by the
Lions just because my answers tend to run together so I just
you know one good that's good. I mean it makes sense, I'm sorry
I questioned you getting a big hit may make its goo pop right
out of it's shell. Yeah, that's exactly it.
It's about it cracking and more about it.
Getting knocked over and spilling out, but you guys are
as herb out there with the with the whole popping out and
spilling out. So I will count that in the in
the essence of time I will count both those answers.
Question number two, Ben, but mine was more right than his
obvious of course, it was the fucking known as it always is.
What? Damn I it was the same.
It wasn't though, question. Number two, what is the main
reason for this Pokemons existence?
Now, think about this one, this wasn't this wasn't explicitly
stated in the, in the Pokedex entries, but I think we can put
together by context clues and how some of the Pokedex entries
were worded that this Pokemon only exists for you.
One thing I think I got it. I know.
I got a no. We never explicitly said it but
I think I got it. Curtis.
How we doing here? Yeah.
How we doing? All right.
Corbin said to a rearrange it sells and evolved into a
Butterfree. I am.
First of all. Can I just say I'm very
impressed that you remembered the name of meta pods Evolution
what the next Pokemon are? We talking about, how are ya?
Some, when we do talk about it, you're better.
You better be quick with that answer because I know that, you
know, it, I know that, you know, it, we know it now, at least,
all right? And Curtis is responded with
It's he again, he got the word GUI in there.
It's gooey. Body is rebuilding into its next
form. Butterfree, you both know it.
All right, so there shouldn't be any hesitation when I asked you,
what Pokemon were talking about next lesson?
Hell yeah. All right, listen.
All right matter, P, the butter Mary.
I'm so ready, mutter? Free the Butterfree.
All right. No.
That's and that, by the way, that answer was exactly.
Correct. Yes, the only reason a Metapod
exist, so it can evolve into a Butterfree.
That's it, it's just a Caterpie that's undergoing, a very slow.
The evolutionary process. Cool, hurry.
Okay, I gotta eat lunch with my mom.
You have? No Mom, but she's a figment of
your imagination. No.
Don't know. She's very real.
Fuck you keep going. True or false?
I'm Metapod, can move out of the way of danger.
I only need a one-word response here.
True or false? False artists should be one
word. Quick just one count very quick.
That's all you need. Doesn't need to be a, you're
typing a lot. I can see typing.
Okay. That's right.
Corbin said, false and Curtis also said false, but he used
about, I don't know, 20, Epson days, & L's and S's, and he's
so, so it's wrong. It's not just false, that's
basically it. That's right.
No, it's right. So yes, the answer is false.
A Metapod can only move a little if at all and a lot of pokedex
entry says, it can't even move at all, but some say, can move a
little bit, it's contradictory. Alright?
So now we're moving into the next dish section.
These next seven questions will have will be about any of the
Pokémon that we talked about so far.
Okay, all right, speed round. Let's go.
They're very difficult. Let's do it.
Which evolutionary line has had the same category.
The reach Evolution and by category, that's like, the sub,
the sub name, like, Metapod is the Cocoon Pokémon, its that.
So, which evolutionary line has had the same category for each
of its evolutions and which has had a different category for
each Evolution. Okay.
So it's kind of two parts. Yeah, well, there's two answers.
Okay. So, first first, there was one.
There's one so out of the three that we've learned about, right.
So squirrel of all this or now, sorry Squirtle, sorry, Squirtle
to Blastoise bubble. Sort of Venus or and Charizard
or Charmander. Charizard, which of those had
the same category in which had different category for each.
Gotcha. Think I got it.
But I don't know. I think you got it.
It's really interesting. It's interesting that some
Pokemon can have the exact same category, but not all Pokemon
have the same cat. Like, not all Pokemon in the
evolutionary line have the same castle.
It's really weird Colonel. They've done that.
Submit submit to me, submit to me.
All right. Got it done.
Okay. So Corbin responded with
Charmander through. Charizard is the same Squirtle
through Blastoise is different and then Curtis responded with
bulby burp. Sorry Bulba IV V and same for
all. Charge charge, start different.
This is this is you guys have completely different answers
here. This is very interesting you.
So you're both half wrong Bulbasaur through Venusaur.
I have the same for all three. That was the seed Pokémon, damn
it. I thought about that, fuck the
see Focus. So all three of them are the
seed Pokémon Squirtle through Blastoise had different for
each. Squirtle was the tiny turtle
Pokemon were turtle was That Turtle Pokémon and Blastoise was
the shellfish Pokemon. So that's a half a point for
each of you. Okay.
Very. So, I thought Charmander was
lizard. Charmeleon was flame.
And Charizard was totally overrated.
Ha ha, ha. It's not the only one who's
anything. Damn!
That was hot fire, Mr. Curry. That's right.
I don't know what chance he gave me in the Nurses office, but I
am slowly turn on the air conditioning in here.
Next thing you know, you're gonna start running some
Professor or style Pokedex entries, right?
Yeah, right. All right.
All right, next next? Next question.
All right, out of the starting three Pokémon.
So Bulbasaur Squirtle Charmander, which is known as
being well-behaved and even known as an excellent care taker
of other Pokemon. I know this.
I know this for an absolute fact.
Absolute fact. Okay, answer from doorman.
It's always always Corbin's. Answer comes first and then
Curtis comes, right? Yeah, because I know my shit all
your maybe you're just faster at typing.
There we go. Okay got it corporate has
responded with Bulbasaur and likewise Curtis has responded
with bulb baby boy. Lovey boy I assume that answer.
That means Bulbasaur. Yes but we'll just okay, sorry
now so you Is are correct, I will give, I will give you bonus
points. If you can tell me.
Wait, what is what is as the as the Pokedex entry said, what is
Bulbasaur's? Quote, unquote special
technique. Do you remember what it was
called? And you can just say this out
loud Bulba by yet. It was definitely Rock.
Looks like what you know, what was your answer?
Mr. Curtis. This is Rockabye Baby.
Rockabye bulb has closed. No, not you.
All right, so I will give you some bonus points for that.
They're yes, sir Corbin. All right, moving on question
numbers Mr. Corbyn's, yeah. That's right.
What this core? I'm getting the title of mr.
Now you can suck it. Okay, wow.
Question. Number 6, Charmander has a
flame. Bulbasaur has a seed and
Squirtle has a shell which Them has this feature from birth some
damn good questions, right? Right there, Professor Jacobs.
All right, up buddy, you're doing great answer from Corbin
is Charmander. He says Charmander has its flame
from birth and Curtis responded with Charmander has flame from
births. Well you didn't spell birth
wrong but that's okay. What's your great?
Aunt Melanie, he would lose every fucking quiz.
It's not about spelling. It's about.
It's about knowing Pokemon biology.
And you guys both showed excellent marks.
There you are. Both correct.
Charmander has flame from birth. Whoo, all the store has its seed
and planted in it from its mother and Squirtles shell
hardens over time. So you are both exactly correct.
I am so proud of you. You guys are doing so well.
Killing it question. Number 7, what is Base
temperature of a gigantic, Max Charizard's flame.
Now, if you recall I told you to write this down.
So since you're allowed to use your notes, this should be no
problem because you did. Alright.
It down. I am I am.
Yep, I think I know I think I know and I will also need units.
I will need units. Oh, oh, Professor found my nose.
Oh snap. Oh man, you were you weren't
using them before. I mean there are a wealth of
knowledge it's if you have it right there in front of you,
Cobra responded with four thousand six hundred degrees
Fahrenheit and mr. Curtis responded with 3,600
degrees Fahrenheit. So there's 1000 degree
difference there. Who, who is correct?
But definitely we found fine. All right, cut cut to commercial
break. No, there's no commercials.
This is our sorry. Sorry.
Well, okay, now I'll just say it, mr.
Curtis was correct. Its 3,600, am you are off by a
thousand. Damn it.
You guys are both rights. That's Fahrenheit.
So, I'm units. They're good pretty good, but
your mom still had to take it off.
Were you there Corbin? Okay.
Question number 8, Out of all of the Pokémon, every single one
that we've talked about, not all the Pokemon out there is all the
ones that we've talked about, which has the longest life
expectancy and which has the shortest.
Oh, did we talk about which one had the shortest we did?
You should know this, okay. Shit out of all of the Pokémon.
I think I know the Longest 14 fact, shortest one, having a
little trouble there man I'm having trouble and I even
studied for this. Did you really did you really
study for this know it was a Pop-Tart of course how could you
it's a pop quiz. Nobody saw this cake done.
Okay Corbin responded with Wartortle has the longest and
Caterpie has the shortest and then mr.
Curtis said. We're toll is the longest, but
that fluffy wool feet a little whoo.
Please don't make me say. It will ever again, never again.
Then short. Boy Caterpie is growing up too
hard. Cocoon boy is a Mite too.
Jesus Christ fucking less. It's taking so long.
Are you are you saying that Caterpie has the shortest life
expectancy it? Yeah.
Okay. Caterpie's is short enough to
ask the probably wrong or gets or gets eaten by a Pidgey.
Some other type of here, flying-type Pokémon.
All right? Yes, you guys are correct.
It was we're turtle and Caterpie in that order.
All right, Halo brush number nine seconds.
The last this is very hard. All right, so take your time,
please name. One thing, Charizard can melt
with its breath. Shit, just name.
One thing that Charizard can melt with its breath.
This one's very open-ended. There's no there's no specific
right answer here. They're mean there are wrong
answers. Corbin's said as the one thing
that he thinks or he's naming, one thing that attorneys are
committed with his breath, he says buildings.
That's right. And you know what?
Buildings, buildings are a thing.
You are exactly correct. That's right.
So points, Curtis said Charizard he did say charges are not
Charizard but whatever can melt everything including my heart's
are. So I'm guessing your answer here
is your heart which is technically correct.
Yes it can melt your heart Curtis.
Thank you. All right.
That's right. So yeah.
Wait that and that's exactly right.
Charizard can melt absolutely everything with it's bright.
Well, just so, I mean building know everything.
If that officer made of steel though, you know, know it can
melt steel. Well, anything that's in a solid
state tears, are can take that thing and put it into a liquid
state. That's it's weird.
Superpower. Okay, which something to me?
It's a wonderful honestly. Absolutely wild question number
10, I need some water and I just have ice charts there.
Yeah, I mean exactly if you have a kid do that on my own here?
It's weird. Because he his breath can be the
The temperature that ice would need to be to metal.
So if he blew out of flame, that's hot enough to melt steel
on ice that ice would just turn into water vapor, but no, he can
change the temperature. So we can melt that ice, because
and I repeat, he can melt almost anything and saying melt.
Nope, absolutely. Anything in says, that we'll
have to see one day. Last one.
Bring everything here, guys. We have to see if Charizard can
mail know. No, not doing that.
I have lunch get to question. Number 10, what is your favorite
Pokemon? We've talked about so far Susan,
this isn't there are wrong answers.
What was that mean weight has to be correct.
On kid high or specific Pokémon that we have interacted with
your favorite Pokemon type? You have taller specific Pokemon
specific Pokemon leaving tight. Oh like the species like charm.
Nooo. Squirtle Bulbasaur, how about
this? I'll see which Pokemon have you
enjoyed learning about the most if you guys want to say these
out loud, that's fine. You don't have to type this one.
I would say it's probably Wartortle because there's a lot
I didn't know about that, dude. Like it's fluffy tail.
And the fact that it yeah into that.
In fact that it contains oxygen and like it's fur or something.
And it's not, I'm glad I'm glad you remembered that because
years I thought that was that I was just gonna say that that's
the most that's probably the most Idea.
I was like holy shit. I didn't know that about a
Pokemon. Okay.
Alright and then turns my sister's go ahead and say yours.
I said my sweet little matter, P the Caterpie and caterpie's in
general, just like bug type Pokemon hon.
That's, that's your thing bug type so far matter.
Peas been my favorite and I wouldn't say he's my favorite
total across all Pokemon. I think that's pretty clear that
that's Kakuna. That's right.
Alright, well, that concludes the test for today.
I'm not going to say you're Exact scores.
But you both did very well and you can see them posted within
the next week. I still need to go over a few of
the short, answer questions specifically, that last one to
see how correct you actually were my have to dock off a few
points here and there, you know, but that's okay.
But so I know I know that you guys both know what the next
Pokemon that we're talking about is can you please give me that
name? Butterfly Butterfree.
I see Curtis mr. Curry's, you are exactly correct
Corbin. There's no such thing as a
butterfly. So that's a weird combination of
a cute. That's your fault.
And that's your fault for confusing.
The student. I'm sorry, Butterfree.
Yes, exactly. Butterfree is the evolved form
of Metapod and Metapod is just a squishy, gooey Caterpie.
That's right. So as always, if you have any
questions that you would like to ask me directly, feel free to
email me during my office hours at Pokemon at Gmail.com Gmail,
of course, standing for Gengar male of course.
And if you don't have any Gmail or again cartmell, if you will,
you can do so on Twitter and you can find me at wwo pea pod,
cast, join us next week, as we talk about the beautiful.
In fact, probably one of the most people's Pokémon I've
talked about so far Butterfree. Mmm.
Yeah I know I'm very excited to see our little matter pod here
evolved into a Caterpie. This is or sorry, a beautiful.
Oh my God, I want to say beautiful, beautiful eyes, so
bad. Look.
Maybe you better one that was hit in the head.
Drinking Butterfree is what it is.
Hell, yeah, we're going to harm. Beautiful man.
Apply that turned into a matter. Pod, turn into a mutter free
mutter free God. I feel like man, something must
have happened to me in the beginning of this lesson because
I have just been who Ooh, my husband, wonky the whole time.
I scare him. Something weird must have
happened. But anyways, until then, class
is dismissed.