It's so weird walking in here but without the, without the
rigbys leading us in. Professor, Hey, yes, come on in.
Yeah, I'm coming in just getting.
Welcome back, prep, she getting class prepped.
Welcome back. Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on.
Come on in, Corbin. You too.
I'm good. OK, I'm.
Here, did we all set up? Is that right?
Is it is Do we have the recording device going?
Yeah. Mr. Corners already?
How's it going? Corn.
Are you OK? Wait, hold on.
Corn. What are you eating?
You're you're eating something very obviously, almost like you
want to be. You want somebody to ask you
what you're? Eating.
I don't want anyone to ask about what I just.
Ate no food allowed in the class is not safe.
It is my birthday in a couple days, so I decided to get myself
a cupcake. Wow.
Oh wow. Now, you didn't bring darn well,
Corbin, that it's all of our birthdays and you didn't get us
cupcakes. You didn't bring the most
important person, IE the professor, a cupcake as well, to
celebrate his birthday. Well.
I I mean, listen, wait a minute. We all share the same birthday,
don't we? I did just say that, yes.
Oh, oh, oh. I'm sorry guys.
I forgot we all shared the same birthday.
I just brought a cupcake for me. Listen, we'll go to the cupcake
shop down the street in the city.
You know, we'll all get cupcakes together.
I could use the second one. They weren't that big.
All right, after after class, we'll all get cupcakes on
Corbin. Thanks, Corbin.
All right, everybody, settle down.
Sit down. We got to, we got to, we got to
start this lesson. All right.
Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here once again in
the nursery just South of Goldenrod City, is my wonderful
teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis. Mr. Curtis, please say hello to
everybody. Happy birthday to.
You. See that?
That was a song. Yeah, that.
Is how you celebrate Happy Birthday Corbin.
Wow, you guys. Really.
You guys really care about birthday?
That's right. It's going a little bit and I
brought something for both of you to celebrate our birthday.
Please let me let me get it out of the class.
Can I can I introduce the other person in the classroom?
Yeah. Introduce me first to go.
Get the sure while I'm getting it out of the closet you can you
can go ahead and and introduce our Corbin.
That's fine. OK.
Also joining us here in the nursery room today is our young
trainer and training, Corbin. Corbin, if you could please say
hello to everybody. Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday. Wait, Corbin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's that's fine.
Corbin, did you see? Wait, Corbin, wait, hold on.
Corbin, do you see what's in the closet?
There? Are those.
Wait, Are those body? Shaped cocoons.
Are those? Dancing like I can.
Okay, Does Curse have body shaped cocoons?
Wait, we haven't seen the the elderly couple in such a long
time. You don't think?
You don't think that we haven't seen Eleanor and Harold in a
while? You don't.
Think. Yeah, not since, not since she's
said that really mean thing to me.
I know. And now the.
Curse is really struggling to find what he was getting.
OK, he's coming back. He's coming back.
Come back, alright, I'm coming back.
Hey, what's up buddy? Alright.
Guys here and and this one's for you Professor.
OK. Yeah, yeah.
And and and here, here, this, this one's for you, Corbin.
You can have. This one, OK, OK, yeah.
Go. Go ahead, Open it up, Professor.
Oh, I'm not really one for opening gifts.
Oh, please, please open it up. Tell the students when I got
you. I mean I'll it's very large.
In fact, I could. I could tell exactly what it is
right now. It is a bicycle you so I didn't
even have to open. It, yeah, it's one of the new
ones. They go super.
Fast. Well, I'm just gonna go ahead
and unwrap it now, since unwrap actually it's just a bunch of
spinner racks in the shape of a a bicycle out there.
Everywhere. Oh, you get them off me, get
them off, get them off, get. Them out.
OK, open it up. Boys, get them back to the shed.
Go back to the shed. I'm sorry professor, they were
just they were just so excited for your birthday.
I I've been talking about it all week.
I did get you a bicycle though. I saved up the 1,000,000 pokey
for it. OK, I've been working on it all
year. Where is it?
It it's well, I've I had it wrapped I guess, but the spinner
axe swapped it out. I'm sure they put it in the.
In the show, What is it? What is it?
What is? It.
Go ahead. It's going.
Long holy slender is it? Did you?
It's a stick, yeah. It's a.
Wow, your own stick. That's right.
Stick and you can, and you see what's hanging off of it there.
A leaf? No.
Well, yes, there is a leaf hanging off.
There's a leaf right on the side.
What do you? No, Corbin, flip it on the other
side. We're looking at it.
You can't see it. Flip it on the other side.
Well, it's not that big of a. Spinner act.
That was a real baby one. It was so I couldn't see it.
Yeah. It's a yeah.
I mean, it's hooked up to it, but it's an old rod.
It's it's it's for catching, for catching fish.
Oh. OK, it's this is a very old rod
indeed. Where did you, I mean, like is
it, is it as old as you are? How old are you?
Turning I would call it an ancient rod.
Well actually, for clarification, it's not.
We're celebrating our birthdays today, It's not until the 31st
of February. So Mr. Curtis, how old are you
turning on your birthday? What?
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Like what age? Like I will be ten, I think. 10
still, Yeah. And.
Then OK, professor's going to be 53.
No, not even close. All right, 51 and then Curtis,
how old are you? I'm turning.
I I'm not sure. I ran out.
I ran out of fingers. I'll get back to you on that
one. OK.
So you're older. Than he's not 12.
He's not 12. He's older than 12 because he's
got 12 fingers. OK, gotcha.
That's true. OK, well you know, this has been
a real fun diversion from the lesson, but I think we need to
get things back on track here. We don't have unlimited time
here in in the the nurse. That's true.
And.
Although maybe we do, maybe we do, who knows.
Hopefully we'll see that the rig these again at some point.
Right, Mr. Curtis, Right, Right. Mr. Curtis.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, of course they're they'll be
back. They'll be back, they assured
me. I can't wait to see them again.
Sometime in in in in perfect condition and health.
Hopefully. Yeah, no, no, they're they're
fine. They'll be back.
They just had to run a couple errands today.
They had to run a couple errands the last time we were here too.
Why are they always mean? They never busy.
Couple, they run, they're they're a busy couple.
They run the they run the the nursery here, OK.
They have to they have to you know buy the supplies and stuff
to take care of the the little Mons and you know they they have
appearances to upkeep. So please don't worry about
them. I've I've got everything under
control here. Trust me, OK?
All right, well, OK, Before we get into the lesson in Ernest, I
do have a Gengar male here to read, and it actually ties in
with the Pokémon that we're learning about this week.
So can anybody tell me very quickly what that Pokémon is?
It's another baby one, right? It's not.
Baby one, that's why we're here. Right, it is.
Is this our last week here, Professor?
It is our last week. Oh, oh, I'm going to miss.
It is it Decituai? No, not a baby Pokémon.
And it's not much LAX. Are you sure?
I can't even give him my answer yet, but I am.
Listen, I'll tell you this, I am sure of my answer, whatever it
is. OK.
Is it Is it Tocapee? It is Toga P yeah.
You know, it's very interesting. I I believe Toga P was, you
know, discovered in the Canto region, but somehow the the
folks over in Joto snatched it up and got into their national
or into their portion of the national Pokedex.
Well, you know, it's it's all it's all big Pikachu, OK, They
don't, they don't want anyone to think about anything.
Be cuter than Pikachu. Wait, big?
You're not referring to the big Pikachu that lives outside of
your shed. No, no, no, no, no.
This is. I'm talking about big Pikachu as
in. That was a folklore.
The the Pokémon, the the Pikachu fan club in Canto that can't.
That that can't allow anything to be cuter than Pikachu.
Wait, is is that means was the foot clerk true?
There's a giant fat Pikachu that lives around the the outskirts
of Golden Rod. City No, that's.
What? That's what my that's what my
roommate told me. No.
The the Alakazam No. Yeah, that looks like a Mr. It's
a cadabra that dresses as a mystery.
OK, so you at least you admit it now.
He looks a lot like a human. At first, OK?
I thought he was a little sickly.
So OK, we're learning about Toga P today and this Gengar male
comes to us from Eli. We've definitely gotten Gengar
males from before, and it is entitled A poem for Toga P So
perfect timing it says. Greetings Professor Jacob Mr.
Curtis and SBB trainer and training Corbin.
That's right. What's up?
What's up?
Now we all now remember what SBB stands for, correct?
Student body baby. It will close.
It's a sweet baby boy, Corbin. Sweet baby.
Boy, it's like it's my birthday in a few days.
Sweet baby boy. I'm.
Not a baby anymore. You know, baby boy Corbin Elias,
Gengar Meal goes on to say, I hope this Gengar Meal reaches
you. Well, I wanted to start by
thanking you for naming this class as Koalava after me.
I know it was a while ago, but I named the 1st 3 Syndical that I
hatched after that lesson after each of you.
Oh, that's very sweet. Paint it forward.
Turning the favor. It's beautiful.
Really. Yes.
Which? Wait, whoa wait.
Which one of us is the best? Which?
Which one of us is the best? Syndiquil me.
Who has the best Evie? The one that's a bug type.
There's no there's no bug type. They're all quilavas.
There's not a, there's not a. There's not a a Syndiquil.
That's a bug type. No.
No, it's. They're all the same type.
Variant. I mean, I suppose, I suppose if
it's in the Paldea region, they could have potentially, you
know, terristalize them and and give them the bug type, but.
That's true. That's true, all of them could
have the bug type then. Anyways, so they say I love all
Jo to a Pokémon, but some hold a special place in my heart.
Syndiquil, obviously because I'm the breeder who supplies all the
syndiquils for new trainers in the Jo to region.
But Toga P also is also special to me because it was the first
Pokémon I ever hatched from an egg.
So, so, inspired by all of Corbin's amazing poems, I wanted
to write a few haikus for Toga. Be very kind all.
Right. So now of course we have a
residence poem expert here in in our class.
So I'm. In the Yeah, thank you hand.
This over to Mr. Curtis. If you find what Thank you, Come
on. We just get a.
I always set him up. Brought the syrup.
Too so beautiful. Regret it every.
Time every time. It's so disgusting.
Whenever you're ready, Mr. Curtis.
First poem titled Egg Adorable Egg with happiness in its shell.
Will you share with us? Wow.
Incredible.
You could really feel the emotion in that.
Second poem titled simply Tugapee.
All right, Symbol of good luck. Needs positive emotions,
Cuteness overload. Overload, Overload.
Overload. All right.
Very good, very good. Mr. Curtis I'm so glad that we
have a professional poem reader here in the that's.
Right, that's me. He's right here.
And you didn't use. Them Mr. Curtis.
All right. So Eli's Gengar Mill ends with
your friend from Joto, Eli. So thank you.
Thank you so much, Eli. You will, of course, be getting
extra credit for those wonderful Haikus Mr. Curtis Gold stars.
I would say so. I'll give you, I'll give you,
definitely give you a Gold Star for that.
You do. One for each poem 2.
No, no, just just one this time. I mean you.
Know I tried. Hey Eli, I tried.
I tried my best. Good.
Good try. I can't.
I'm sorry.
I can't hyper inflate the Gold Star economy like that.
By getting whoa, whoa, listen, it's a honest gold stars for
honest work. Mr. Curtis he Eli submitted 2
poems 22 That's true. They were very hard on.
But but none of the poems had anything to do with bug types
and how much cooler they are. Oh my gosh, it should be an
actual that. We've had this conversation many
times. Move on.
We I'm done. I'm done with them.
I'm done with. Them So thank you Eli for your
wonderful poems. And if you anybody else would
like to send in Gengar mails, of course send them to
wwopokemon@gmail.com. The G stands for Gengar.
It does, that's right. But that doesn't for the Gengar
mails for today. So I think we should get a toga
P out here. Now I don't know where the
rigbys are. They would normally come in and
and bring the Pokémon. Closet, I think.
Right in my. I'm sure, I'm sure we can get
some if I open up one of these doors over here, hold on.
They're all over the place. They're falling out of the
ceilings. Wow.
Oh my God. Yeah.
Falling Mr. Curtis. Mr. Curtis, That's a bit of an
exaggeration. What just fell out of the
ceiling? See.
Oh my shit. I'm talking about I'll.
I'll open this. I'll open this side door.
See. Tumbling out they're.
Just coming out every door. They're coming out of
everywhere. This is like the babiest of the
baby Pokémon. OK, they're all, they're all
like little egg things. They just.
Kind of come out. Yeah, that's exactly almost one
underneath the bed. Look at that.
Oh my goodness. And if I open this cabinet over
here? Oh.
Yeah. Well, there's one in my pocket
too. You have a big pocket.
That's a big pocket. They're all over the place,
can't you see? All right, well, so, OK, so we
got some toga peas rolling around here.
It's a real it's it's just an adorable sight.
I wish all the virtual students at home could see it.
Corbin, if you could describe a toga pea for me.
Egg. A little bit more.
It's it's literally, it's like a OK, so let me tell you about
Toga P, because there's a lot of confusion here for me with what
this Pokémon is. So it's an egg with little nubs
for arms and feet in the head portion.
It kind of looks like it has a crown.
There's no neck, no neck to be found here.
Kind of like Mr. Curtis, Not much of an.
Unnecessary, right we? Still need it, it just slows it
down. It just slows it down.
So it's got like it's got like a crown shaped head sort of and it
has a cream colored body underneath the shell.
Now the shell is obviously an eggshell white and it has these
weird little patterns, these weird like little squares and
triangles. Some are blue shapes, some are
orange shaped and what do? You what do you see in that in
these patterns, Corbin? Do you see, does anything jump
out to you? Is there any kind of emotion
that's conveyed to you in these patterns?
Honestly, I see. I see serenity.
I see calm. I see Dawn and me holding hands.
All right, this is. That's enough.
That's enough of. This.
I'm sorry, I guess. Hand in hand, just frolicking on
the sand in between our toes, and it is glorious.
Man, if I was a therapist, I'd probably have a lot to say about
this. Mr. Curtis, do you have anything
to add for the description of telegraphy?
Yeah, no, no. It looks looks like kind of like
an egg with the top blown off and and it invokes feelings of
me walking hand in hand with dawn on the beach.
What those in the sand? And hey.
Hey, hey, hey, you watch it. Which is weird, because I've
never met Dawn for but I just get this clear image in my head
that's like me walking on the beach with dawn hand in hand and
I just know it's dawn. I don't know how I know, but I
know. Yeah, what does she look like?
Well, she's got a head with. With yeah, what does she look
like? What color?
Hair, head and hair, I mean, so far that's that is dawn to a
tee. I know.
It's on my dawn. It's a different dawn, right?
And two two arms with hands and and and some feet.
You're describing part of a human.
That's right. OK.
That's right. I love how he always looks at
us, like you know, for confirmation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no.
She's got a a what is it? Those boots on and that skirt
with with the with the with the white hat on it.
Yeah, yeah. That sounds like my Dawn and I
don't like, I mean. I didn't know.
Don't get mad. Don't get mad.
The toga peas need happiness, all right?
They need joy and serenity to thrive.
If you they won't like it if you see the the one in your hands is
crying. Oh, look what you've done.
Think happy thoughts. Happy thoughts like growing
hundreds of spinner rack babies. The sound that they make when
they first crack out of their shells.
It's it's starting to stop crying.
It's. The way that they the way that
they come running to you and you, you know, feed them their
first meal straight from a straw, it's just what gives
them, just brings a tear to your eye.
I'm just going to keep thinking about Dawn.
Hi, little baby toes. All right, well, actually, stop
thinking about Dawn, because we need to read Pokedex entries,
actually. You're sure?
OK, let's go ahead and all right, I'll start.
I'll start sweeping these away all.
Right. I want to keep.
This one I want to know. This one, This one I get to hold
next to me and I'm going to name it after one of our patrons and
I'm going to name it Daiku. OK, Daiku.
OK. All right.
OK. All right, well, the rest of
them I'm putting up, but you can you can keep deku if you want.
Out Deku, as in they cute because it's a very cute tokopi.
Yes, that's exactly what. I see the professor.
You're so smart. I love it.
They. Cute.
Yeah, they all cute, but Deku is very cute.
All right, let's go ahead and start reading these Pokedex
entries, of course starting off in the Joto region.
First entry here says the shell seems to be filled with joy.
It is said that it will share good luck when treated kindly.
I love that, I love that and hopefully I get some good luck.
It's filled with the emotion, joy.
What do we is that? Does it have like a physical
form? Does it?
Is it like some kind of like like liquid?
What joy? Well, it's evidently a white
amorphous creature with a face. That's what.
That's what Joy is. I think no, no I that that's
that's the Toga Pi think in in addition to the Toga P there's
also joy in there. Oh, OK.
Unless, unless it's like saying like a toga P is joy.
I think Toga P represents joy in our society.
I think that's what it means. OK, that you know, that kind of
makes sense. I like that the next the next
entry says A proverb claims that happiness will come to anyone
who can make a sleeping toga P stand up.
Oh, oh, OK. That's so weird.
As in like OK, like while it's still sleeping?
I guess it's a metaphor for you being able to control happiness.
Explain. Well, if you can, if you can
make a togapee who is sleeping stand up.
Since a togapee is representation of happiness, you
are in control of happiness. So there's a metaphor there that
you are in control of the happiness in your life.
And it's impossible to make something that's sleeping stand
up. So therefore.
You'll never be happy. Happiness.
No. What?
No. Wait.
Wait a minute. No, this is a bad message.
You could control your happiness, and happiness is
right in front of You just have to grab it and make it stand up.
There you go. There you go.
Yeah, but if you make a sleeping Toga P stand up, you'll wake it
up and that will make it unhappy.
You could stand up while you sleep.
I've seen Mr. Curtis do it. Yeah, I I mean, I I like to
sleep standing up. OK, fine.
But you don't make him stand up. He stands up on his own accord.
But what I'm saying is it might be possible.
Well, I mean, we got some toga P here that way.
OK, whatever. Whatever.
You get. What I'm trying to say there's a
metaphor in there you wouldn't get.
There's, yeah, there's a metaphor in there and we, you
know, we have to chip away the the marble on all sides of it to
to find what the metaphor is. If anybody, if any of the
virtual students want to take a crack at it, feel free.
Well, you're not a person, so I wouldn't expect you to get it.
Wait, excuse me. I'm the.
Artist. Don't you say that about our
professor, all right. He's got more artistic in his
little pinky finger then you have in your entire body.
Still more than you. Just catch my doodles.
You can see how artistic I am. They're terrible.
OK, wow. I like that we're embodying the
spirit of childhood here by by throwing some childhood insults
back and forth. It's.
Very, yeah. I know you were but one of my
Mr. Curtis. I'm.
I'm a cool. I'm a cool doodle.
That's what I am. Yeah, OK.
OK, enough. Enough.
I will put you in the corner,
both of you. I'm so sorry, Professor.
Please don't put me in the. Corner We finally get a room
with corners in it. Now you want to use them.
I mean, there's so much wasted space if I don't use the
corners. So used to our Oval shaped room
back at the school. Now he wants to use the corners.
It's a perfect sphere. Not an Oval.
What is an Oval? You know that's pish posh.
Speaking of Pish Posh, this next Pokedex entry says it is
considered to be a symbol of good luck.
It's shell is said to be filled with happiness.
But what is that? Who knows?
Who knows what happiness is? It's just that it's got a lot in
there. OK, Hoen, we'll move on to the
Hoen region. I can generally count on them to
explain things a little bit more in depth.
Yeah, it says as its energy, Toga P uses the positive
emotions of compassion and pleasure exuded by people and
Pokémon. This Pokémon stores up feelings
and happiness inside its shell, then shares them with others.
So it's like a it's a it's an energy, it's a it's an aura.
Yeah, I guess, Yeah, I guess. I don't know.
It's like, I mean, like, so like the thing that causes happiness
in humans, right? Is like a chemical in the brain.
Is it like, that chemical? Maybe that's.
What I'm saying it's it. It has like a dopamine release
when you just look at it. Or maybe, maybe it's just the
perfect combination of stimuli to trigger a happiness
explosion. The aesthetic.
Yeah, maybe it just embodies the the happiness enough that like
your bite or your brain's like I can't comprehend equals happy.
And the more energy it has, like the more the cute and happy
looking it is. So therefore the happier you
get. Which is why you know it.
Quote UN quote, stores up the feelings of happiness in its
shell. All right, that's it.
From the Helen region moving on to the Sinner region, it's Shell
is said to be stuffed with happiness that it shares with
kind hearted people. Yeah, so it almost makes it
sound like it's like a physical thing stuffed to the gills with
happiness. Let me share some.
So like and and it can prevent other people from accessing the
happiness. So it's not just that like if
you look at it thing right, there's some kind of gate there.
Toga P is a harbinger for happiness.
That's a good T-shirt harbinger for happiness.
A harbinger of happiness I like. It harbinger of happiness.
That's when I get like a dictionary definition of what
that word actually means. So happiness means.
That. Oh yeah, no.
What does happiness mean? Yeah, a person or thing that
announces or signals the approach of another.
So, yeah, the harbinger. That's me.
I've always heard like like harbinger in like a kind of like
a negative term like the harbinger.
Well, it's time to open up your mind, Professor, and I'm here to
help you do that. Thank you.
Thank you for that harbinger of happiness.
Harbinger of happiness. I can help you open your mind
too, Professor. What?
Those are words in a different order.
I can help you open your mind. My gosh, she's malfunctioning.
He's malfunctioning. Malfunctioning.
Ohh professor that was good. Boom.
T-shirt with Mr. Curses face on it.
Malfunctioning Ohh. #Sloppy mouth.
Put him on preorder right now. I bought 10 of them.
We're. Out.
We're out of stock. We're out.
Of stock already Dang. It.
Ah gosh, who's buying them all? Me I am.
Oh man. OK, the next entry here from the
center region says it transforms the kindness and joy of others
into happiness, which it stores in its shell.
Kindness. Sure.
Kindness isn't happiness. Sure.
Joy, I would argue is happiness. And I don't think you need to
transform joy into happiness. Also, it's just like it's like
it's a little like converter that takes these emotions and
converts them into other emotions.
Right, it's like input one end output the other.
Am I right? It's like how it's like how
Corbin takes all the effort and and and work that I put into
teaching him and transforms that into disappointment.
That's right. I know, right?
Yeah. So you're very similar to a
Tocapee in that way, Corbin. I'm filled to the brim with
happiness on some days. A few days.
OK. A day a year.
So that doesn't differ the Sino region.
There's nothing new from Unova, unfortunately, nothing new from
Callos. Come on.
Original. Come on now.
Now, there's nothing new from Galar.
However, there is a like an ancient text here which I
believe comes from the Hissui region.
Oh, OK. All right.
Which is also technically the Sino region.
I mean, yeah, a little repetitive.
But it's like really old Sino. Right old stuff.
Yeah, I mean, even Sino, like, it's kind of old.
Like everything is old over there.
Yeah, there's a lot of history. Yeah, the century, it says.
This ovate creature is frequently mistaken for a moving
egg. When encountered out in the
fields or in the mountains, it's guileless smile soothes the
soul. I guess this professor didn't
quite realize that it was literally taking kindness and
joy and transforming it into an actual, like, you know, physical
embodiment of happiness. Yes, it just kind of like I like
looking at it, is what this professor said.
That's guile. That's.
Well, I mean, that's guile if I've ever heard it.
You know what do? You mean?
The It's nefarious plan to convert join to other emotions.
That's 100% it's. Gonna do a quick Google search
on the definition of guile real quick, right?
You're not a very learned professor, are you?
OK. All right.
Well, what does guile mean? Guile means that which is it's
the act of guile is a presence. Right.
Isn't it cool? We'll never know.
We'll never know what it means because I have it right here and
I I will not be saying it because Corbin was mean to me.
Yeah. So that that does it.
That's very guile of you, Professor.
That you know that you know what I'm looking at.
Hold on, let me cross check that with the definition here.
Yep, it does work. That does count.
It was very guile, Ish. It was said with guile.
That's right. Yeah, that's a region.
That's actually a region. Is it really?
Yeah, Guile Larian. That was Galarian always making
a joke. Sorry.
Thank you. All right, that does it for all
of the original Pokedex entries I have.
Actually, I have a lot of unique Pokedex entries here.
Yeah, so the first one comes to us from Ash's Pokedex.
It says Toga P and Egg of Pokémon.
That's actually wrong. It's not.
It's not the Egg Pokémon, it's the Spike Ball Pokémon.
So great job. Ash's Pokedex struggling
specific information about this poke.
Oh Wow. And he it really just nails.
It just puts the cherry on top. With the rest of this Togafi and
Egg Pokémon, specific information about this Pokémon
is still unavailable. Thanks.
Wow. OK.
Wow, you nailed it ash's. Pokémon, Thanks for your help,
Ash. Great job.
All right, but he did. He did catch it again, and he
did go for a second lap. So let's see, the next entry
says again from Ash's Pokedex. Togapee is imprinted with the
image of the first thing it sees after it hatches, thinking this
is its mother. OK.
So all of those little togapees in in this room probably think
that miss Miss Eleanor is is their mom.
Your mom is coming back soon, sweeties.
We hope. Hope maybe?
Maybe maybe. I mean, they're still.
Sure, she's coming back. Mr. Curtis.
Yeah, yeah, don't worry about it.
They'll come back and I'll take care of him in the meantime.
What does that take away? What does that mean?
Take care of them. What does that mean?
Yeah, take the way. The way that you took care of.
A. Why did you put air quotes
around that was? That no, I just you know, I have
thrown some some pokey food and filled up their water.
Bowl What do you define as food, though?
That's a huge question, a very important.
It's like it's this, It's like a little bag.
It's like, you know. On Earth is in that bag.
Pokey, kibble, kibble. It looks like three-week old
onions and oatmeal. What is in that bag?
I mean, it's a special recipe that Eleanor came up with.
It's not mine. I mean, I wouldn't feed my
spinner axe that they only get fresh meat, so.
She made that, not you. It's a recipe of her.
Three weeks ago. I don't.
I listen, it's it's, I don't know if she bought it or she
made. She made any fresh ones?
Dementia strikes again. Well, they they they.
No, it's not. I don't think it's three weeks.
Well, let's, let's, let's, let's, you know, listen to what
he says. And I'm sure they'll be back.
Cocoon. I mean, soon.
They'll be back soon. What was that professor?
Nothing, I said. Soon.
They'll be back soon, OK? Yeah, let's, let's just wrap
this up, Finish this up, Professor.
Anyways, moving on, moving on. This next Pokedex entry comes to
us from Dexter. This is Dexter here.
Who? What the heck is that?
Is it? Is it a person or did somebody?
Is that what somebody named their Pokedex right 'cause it's
Dex Dexter, right? Anyways, it says Togapee, the
egg Pokémon. Wrong again, that's incorrect.
It is not the egg Pokémon it. Is a small Pokémon.
You were right up there with Ash, dumbest trainer.
It exhibits a low tolerance for hunger.
It is able to communicate this condition in a very effective
manner by screaming, I'm guessing, by screaming and
crying. By screaming and crying and
pooping itself. Yeah, if we take too long with
this lesson, you'll start hearing them from behind that
door. It's not.
It's not soundproof. Oh wait, are they not eating the
three-week old onion and oatmeal concoction that they love?
Apparently. I can't imagine why.
I didn't. I didn't give them any because
you guys thought it'd look bad. I mean, I I guess I could talk
to Eleanor about it and get some, get something else.
Why? Don't you go talk to her and
while they continue to starve. Not, not, not during this.
OK, fine. I'll give them the.
I'll give them the oatmeal and onion mixture.
OK. Yeah.
Stop stringing along. I mean, I mean let's read the
these next entries. OK.
All right. You see now?
Now they're happy, all right. That's not a happy you're
deriving them of happiness. Now what is that?
I don't want to see that. Close the door.
OK all. Right.
Are you kidding me? They're tearing into it.
They're going bonkers for that slop.
See, I told you, Eleanor knows what she's doing.
And listen when when she gets back, I'm sure she can explain
to you. Yeah, I hope she gets back soon.
I hope she's not tied up right now, I mean, or anything.
Busy. Busy is what I meant, I mean.
She's she's she's got a lot of chores.
She's pretty tied up. But I mean, it's fine.
I'm sure she's busy hanging out with, I mean, you know, relaxing
with friends. Hanging up, I mean.
You guys seem to be pretty nervous today.
Are you doing a? Professor, continue please.
OK. Yes, I'll continue.
So this next entry comes to us from Maze Pokedex.
It says Toga P, the Spike Ball Pokémon.
Thank you Maze Pokedex, thank you.
Toga P is said to exude a relaxing aura that grows
stronger when treated nicely. Oh, same.
Good vibes. Honestly, good vibes.
I'm about that. We got some righteous vibes
coming out of these Toga P. Yeah.
Give me give me some good vibes so that I can also relax.
The next entry comes to us once again from Maze Pokedex.
Different entry Togapee. The Spikeball Pokémon Togapee is
filled with an energy that makes people happy.
When treated well, Togapee shares this energy with others,
but when it comes near a human with an impure heart, this
energy quickly disappears, leaving Togapee exhausted.
I'm surprised they're not exhausted around you, Mr.
Curtis. I great burn, great burn, thank.
You, Corbin. My heart.
My heart is as pure as they come.
There's a pokemark down the road.
If you need a burn heel, just curse.
Or just run to the Pokey Center. They'll heal that burn real
quick. That's right.
I I don't think we should overlook the fact that Togopy
has been able to, like, convert feelings into energy.
There is an implication there that is just, you know, it could
change how we, we, you know, live like it could.
It could solve the energy crisis.
That's true. I've got a lot of emotions.
Good vibes. Pretty energizing.
Good vibes could power the world.
Yeah, good. Hey, put that on a T-shirt.
That's right. That's right.
That's a good one. Yeah, yeah, OK.
We just need to figure out. We just have to, OK, hear me
out. This is going to sound draconic
to start with, but take we're going to have to get around 100
toga P and chain them onto like treadmills or something.
Hold on. Consider it.
Hold. On to.
Coiling. Hold on.
I've already I've already. Started.
No, leave them alone. Leave it we're.
Going to make them love it. We're going to make them really
enjoy it so they're full of energy and they can just keep
running. No, it sounds like slave labor.
I'm not a fan of that, Mister Curtis.
Leave them alone. They're just relaxing different
parts of the building. They won't.
They won't stop eating the the mixture that Elnor gave them.
But but OK, once they're done, I'll come back and get them.
Professor, please continue. Just let them go crazy.
I mean, honestly, do they even need to eat?
As long as they have enough happiness, couldn't that just
give them all the energy? And like I say, we need
nutrients. They don't need to eat, but they
want to. Apparently whatever Eleanor put
in that is some good stuff. Happiness is a bowl of oatmeal
and onions. Am I right?
Not AT. Shirt not.
AT shirt. No, no, not AT shirt.
No. You can.
You can start your own merch store after we start our own.
We'll have a, we'll have a like a shady little dark corner.
That's that. Like when people click on it,
it's like the Curtis corner. And it says like Are you sure
you want to come in? Here Hey, hey.
Best place? There's some.
Wild stuff. We make a merch store.
Finally, it's going to be a dark corner of the website and the
corner you have to find it. Go in a whole scavenger and then
you can get to the exclusive Mr. Curtis that says Yeah, stuff
like that. Yeah.
And can you give us, give it to us one more time, Mr. Kurtz What
is a bowl of happiness? But what is happiness but a bowl
of Of oatmeal and onions? And it's all of that.
It's all even the restarting. That's what really messes up.
Yeah. OK.
The next unique entry comes to us from Don's Poconet.
That's a class favor. Truly a class favor.
We love Don around here. Toga P The Spike Ball Pokémon
Oh. Yeah.
Her Pokedex got it. She didn't.
Again, she didn't write this. She.
Didn't. Might as well have.
Happiness is stored in toga PS:. Shell, and it shares its
happiness with kind hearted people.
I mean a bit of a bland Pokedex entry, but at least she got the.
Well, I want her to share her life with me.
That's what I want. Cool.
All right. The last unique entry comes to
us from Professor Neroli. Brigatoni OK Yes, Professor.
Stromboli that that's the one I was looking for.
Linguine discussing togapee sleep habits.
It says it rolls around in its shell as it sleeps.
Legend has it that happiness will come to those who can
successively successfully stand up a sleeping togapee.
Now what? Now what does that mean?
Does that mean like what? That's what I've been asking.
While you sit, while it's sleeping.
Like if you just pick it up and balance it so that it's like
standing up, right? Yeah, you've mastered it.
Or just wake it up. Falling back down.
Just wake it up. Just say hey.
No, I think. I think the Toga P No, I think
the Toga P needs to remain asleep throughout the entire
process. I need.
I think it needs to be awake. No, I think it needs to be
asleep and standing up, and it can't fall back down either.
Again, the metaphor in there that you can control happiness.
I love it. Now they are very, you know,
they are very rotund, I think. I don't think it would be too
difficult to to bound. They're not Charizard rotund,
but they're. Rotund I think they're.
I think they're at least at the level of.
Charizard. Charizard is huge.
A toca piece? A little egg.
What are you talking about? They're not even close.
You talk about ratio wise to them to like to like their body.
Yeah. Well, clearly, because like
clearly a Tocapie is not as big as a Charizard.
Clearly so it's not as rotund. OK, well, but.
You mean proportion to the rest of its body?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I'll give you that one. It's up there with Snorlax.
It's it's a ball. It's a ball.
It's the Spike Ball Pokémon. All right, so that does it.
For all of the Pokedex entries on Togapee, before we move on to
the testing portion, I actually have another Gengar male here.
It comes to us in the form of an essay.
Oh hey, an essay on Togapee. So I would like to read it.
This comes to us from Professor Widom, I think we've recently
heard from Professor Widom. Yes, Widom from the iggly buff
lesson. In fact, they start off their
Gengar mail with dear Professor Jacob, thank you for putting me
in the iggly buff lesson. And now that I know that doing
all this work is worth it, well, I mean, I feel like the work in
and of itself should be reward enough.
Personally, that's true. Now that I know that all this
work is worth it, I'm going to continue and continue to send
some of the wait. Hold on.
Try again. OK, I'm going to continue to
send Gengar males with the Pokémon Togafi.
OK, I think it's saying it's an essay from Togafi is how I've
read this. OK, Togafi is a one is 1 foot in
height, not surprisingly taller than Corbin.
Hey Corbin, are you shorter than?
One. No, I don't know.
He's pretty tiny. And weighs 3.3 lbs, which is way
less than Corbett. Yeah, yeah.
Funny, I mean. I don't think it's crazy to say
that 3.3 lbs is way less than you, I mean.
Yeah, he has put on a couple more pounds.
All right. A.
Little bit too much with Gordon. OK, I may have gotten a a a few
cupcakes this morning, not just. One Love your snacky snacks.
Wow, the truth comes out. It can be any gender.
It has the abilities hustle like Curtis when he is on the way to
class 5 days. Early trying to sell hats.
Got it? Oh, you can't try.
Just get that Hustle and Serene Grace and its category is
Spikeball with the Typing Fairy and has a shell that is filled
with Good luck I guess. And I have a few interesting
facts about this Pokémon that most don't know.
One, it's head is meant to resemble a crown.
Knew that I mean it. Kind of looks a little bit like
Crown I'm. Not sure what you mean by
eyeballs, I can see that. I'm not sure what Widom means by
it's meant to resemble a crown and that it's like it's.
It didn't custom make its head. Yeah, it it it understands the
the point of a metaphor and decided to evolve in that way.
Yes 2. It can shoot poison.
Out of where and why wait? It.
Can shoot poison? Sure it can learn.
It might be able to learn a poison type move.
Well, like Vena Shock or something.
Is this confirmed? That's pronounced Veno shock.
It's. Veni Oh, shock, I think.
No, no, no. No, no shock.
Vena. No.
Well, it can learn.
Metronome is the thing. And metronome kind of just pulls
for some and just a random move. It's chaotic and it's.
I guess, I suppose it could theoretically shoot poison,
right? OK, so you know what?
I'll. I'll give you that one,
Professor Woodham. It can shoot poison on rare
occasions 3. Sometimes it likes to make
chaos. Oh, hey, don't we all?
Don't we all. And then four, it has some of
the lowest base stats next to Meryl.
Now I don't really, I I don't, I don't really subscribe to the
whole, like, you know, base stat theorem that a lot of professors
have been moving like throwing around saying, oh, you could,
you know, put Pokémon capabilities into just give them
numbers and assign that to them. And that's so, so like, you
know, oh, this Pokémon's really fast, 'cause then you like look
at something like if you look at the the records that they have,
they we haven't talked about these Pokémon yet.
But like I believe a a, a mill tank is faster than a Rayquaza,
which is insane. It doesn't make any.
Sense it's no, no. No, no, no.
It couldn't possibly be true. Anyways, that's that's base that
so we can talk about that later. Anyways, Widom says thank you
from Professor Widom, so thank you.
Professor, thank you. For this wonderful essay, now
you will be getting extra credit Mr. Curtis Gulter.
Of course. And that's that.
Yeah, that. I mean, that's what you that it
is what it is and what it is, is Gold Star for you.
OK. All right.
So thank you so much for the essay and it is now time to move
on to the testing. Party.
It's kind of like a party for me.
And also Mr. Curtis. That's right, I'm going to pass
my Rotom laptop and up. We're doing a poem.
Right, I'm pulling out my Rotom laptop.
I'm sorry, Eli had. When I get that Rotom laptop
out, we are not doing a poem, we are actually doing a debate.
Today oh. Professor.
OK, great. Really mixed review for a
debate. Let me give you a quick review
on how the start the debate starting rules go.
So I'm going to give you guys the topic first, right?
And then I'm going to decide. I'm going to decide one student
who will say if they want to go first or if they want to go
second. Then whichever student goes
first gets to decide if they will be for or against the
topic, all right? So basically here if you think
you can decide if you think you can defend for both sides, then
you should choose going second. So let me also read the rubric
very quickly. One, you must include
information we learned in Class 2.
You must demonstrate an understanding of the Pokemons
unique attributes and abilities. Three must build argument around
proven facts about the topic Pokémon, and four you must
respond to at least one of the opponents arguments with a
legitimate counter argument. So, all right, I'm going to give
you guys the debate topic and then I'm going to let Corbin
decide if he wants to go first or second all.
Right. I think this time I think I want
to mix it up a little bit. I think I'm going to go second.
OK, that's wild because I haven't even read the topic yet.
OK. Well, let me hear it first and
I'll decide. OK.
Yeah, so the topic is the happiness that Togepi releases
is artificial and therefore should be considered a drug.
Like because like we were saying, it's like a chemical
thing. So maybe, maybe it should be
considered a drug and not real happiness.
All right, Corbin, would you? Do you still want to give a
second? Sure.
I'll go a second. This is this is insane.
I I this is kind of shattering. My brain, I don't.
I don't know. I don't know.
Corbin going second. Go first.
I'll go first. I forgot.
God felt so weird. No, it's fine.
You go second, You go second.
Are you sure? Are you sure?
Yes. Trust me, I can't think about
it. Oh.
I can't. I can't do this, Professor.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Well, while you're figuring out how to do it, Curtis, could you
please tell me if you would like to be for or against the topic
'cause you are going first just. Thinking about it.
Curtis Curtis. I don't.
I don't know, Professor.
I can't deal with this type of pressure.
I can't make this decision. Make Corbin choose.
No, no, no. That's not how it works you.
This is how you you have to decide.
The professor has given you a choice.
Do you do you think that you could defend that it is
considered it should be considered a drug or that it
should not be considered a drug? It's, it's, it's, it's it's a
drug. OK.
So you are on the four side? OK.
So I am arguing that the happiness that Tokapi releases
is not artificial and should not be considered a drug.
Correct. Very good, Corbin.
All right. So take some time.
Make your debate think. Think of maybe some counter
arguments. Try to try to predict what your
opponent is going to say and then we will get back to you
when you are ready. OK, all right.
I think we've think we've taken enough time, Curtis.
All right, Curtis, put the pen down.
Put the pen. Down Curtis.
I don't know if I'm ready. Are you sure?
You sure I have to go first? I I don't know.
I don't like this pressure. Absolutely.
You have to go first. All right.
So you're going to give me your opening statement now.
Remember, the topic is the happiness that Togepi releases
is artificial and therefore should be considered a drug.
And you are defending that topic, so whenever you are ready
to the death. Go ahead and get one would say
I've got this sword right here. I will fight you, Corbin.
No fighting. I've Curtis draw not to bring
weapons into the class. Draw your weapon, Corbin.
No, I just can we just go, can we just do this?
OK. I apologize.
All right.
Well, OK.
You don't have to drop the sword, Mr. Curtis.
You just put it down or sheath it at least.
Yeah, let me put it. I'll put it back in the
backpack. OK, great.
All right. So please give us your opening
statement. OK.
Let me just go quick. Oh, my God.
Yeah. We have time.
Go ahead. All right.
Good time. We got time.
Hello there and welcome class to the debate.
I want to preemptively thank Corbin for his good opening
response that's coming after mine this time, even though
normally he goes 1st and it's making me very nervous anyway.
This is a mistake. Let me.
Listen, he's just preemptively saying preemptively.
Yeah. So it's preemptively saying
thank you. That's right.
All right. Let me just say that the polka
dots. Oh, I'm sorry, hold on, let me
back it out there. Let me start over again.
Take another drink. Take another drink.
OK, all right. All right, hold on.
All right. Hello there and welcome class to
my debate. I want to preventively thank
Corbin for his good opening response after this one, because
he's going second. Let me just say that the Pokedex
lays it out there. Tokapee uses the positive
emotions exuded by people. It stores them up and then it
shares them. While this may also include its
own happiness, the majority of this happiness that is shared is
gathered off of others and and in turn dumped into others.
It is gathered and thrusted upon.
It does not empower the subject to generate it of its own
accord. Is that it?
That was my opening statement.
Yeah, Okay. All right.
So like there was more I mean. Yeah, he just kind of loves it.
Like he drove off a Cliff. Yeah.
No, no, no, no. I mean, that's it.
I got a response and a. Close Okay.
So okay. It stores up happiness and then
it takes that happiness and distributes it out, is what
you're saying? It is which is distinctively
different than empowering the people to generate its own joy
by sparking joy or something else like that.
Wait, what? Yeah, no, I.
All right, go ahead. Let let Corbin do his part.
It's my turn, Professor, not you.
OK, I'm not debating. Yeah, yeah.
You're right, you're right. All right.
So Corbin, if you could please give me your opening statement
and then a response, if you can, to Curtis opening.
I will attempt to. This was a mistake mixing
everything around. Hello everyone and welcome to
the debate. You know, Mr. Curtis, thank you
for your opening statement. I appreciate it.
Professor. Thank you for having us here.
He took my life. It feels it feels good to be
here. Now I am again arguing the point
that the happiness that Toga P releases is not artificial and
it should not be considered a drug.
Let's just say what it is. Togepi is a happy love ball that
thrives in sharing its emotions with others.
It's honestly that simple. Nothing in any of the entries
indicate that this is an artificial phenomena.
A drug is defined as a medicine or other substance which has a
physiological effect. When?
Digested or otherwise introduced?
No. This is not a this is not a
court of law. There are no objections.
You can't do that. It's.
Just reading dictionary. Nobody said dictionary.
I can read dictionary. And we'll save this for your
response. Shut up, Mr. Curtis.
He's he's getting point stocked. He's been very, very
disrespectful. Today, a drug is defined as a
medicine or other substance which has a physiological effect
when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.
Now a drug, as far as I know, has to be physically absorbed
via a sense. You sniff it, you ingest it, you
put it somewhere, whatever. Nothing in any of these entries
indicates that a physical absorption is required, you
know, for photogopy to share its happiness.
It's not offering something that's physically absorbed into
the body. It is a happy by nature, a
transfer of positive emotions and energy from one person to
another is not a drug, you know, based on all the entries, it
honestly just sounds like it could be summed up as toga P is
good vibes and it thrives off of good vibes and it shares it with
other people. It's that simple.
Responding to Mr. Curtis, he tried to say that Tokopi takes
its emotions and thrusts it on other people.
Now that makes it sound like it's doing it without consent,
but it doesn't. Again, I use the energy aspect.
If I'm in a really good mood and I have a really good energy
about me and other people are around me, you naturally people
are attracted to other people with a good positive energy.
I think Don probably has a really good positive energy.
I haven't met her in person yet. I'm just assuming.
But that's beside the point. Now what I'm trying to say is,
you know, people feed off of other people's energies.
That doesn't mean that it's forced upon you.
That's just how humans and Pokémon and creatures work.
We thrive off of each other's emotions and we feed off of each
other's, you know, joy and happiness and sadness and all
that stuff. And Toga P just has a lot of
happiness and joy to give. It's not a drug, it's a vibe.
That's AT shirt. It's not a drug.
It's a vibe. Sure.
All right. Are you done?
I'm done. All right.
Mr. Curtis, you may now respond to Corbin.
And you can make your closing statement.
Please try to make them separate and distinct.
Sure, sure. OK.
All right. All right, All right.
Objection. Objection.
Professor. He's reading definitions.
That's lame and unoriginal and doesn't have to do with the
Pokedex. I just wanted to express that
right there. That is part of.
That's the first. Part of the response, The second
part, is Corbett is misquoting me.
All right, all right. I'm not.
I'm not saying he's forced forcing anything on anyone, all
right? Tuckabees are lovely little
creatures. But the Pokedex says it stores
it. It it transforms the kindness
and joys of others into happiness, which it stores
quantifiably in its shell and then shares to other people.
This is a gathering of material, a transformation in the body and
exuding of that material a back out.
This is not just, oh, toka bees are like little balls of
sunshine that make people happy. It is a quantifiable process
that the Toka Bee follows through on, OK, Just because
that happiness is naturally made by others does not mean it's
artificial. For example, you could use a
pincer, groan and shed from one of my spinner rack and carve it
into a prosthetic eye, and you would still consider that a
prosthetic eye, not a natural one.
You know what I'm saying? The Pokedex says.
OK that was that was my response all.
Right. OK.
So now we're into the closing statement.
In the closing argument, the Pokedex says it's filled with
joy. This and this kind of also plays
into what I was just saying. The that this implies that it is
accruing this quantifiable substance and joy.
And just like you would consider the life saving anti venom
antidote made for my spinner axe venom to be a drug.
Naturally produced joy is gathered, refined and then
injected in the people around it, curing the sickness of
sadness and promoting the growth of new happiness in one's life.
If that's not a drug and I don't know what is, thank you.
He's restrained from yelling thank you because you're scaring
the Togafi. They're they're looking in the
room and crying a little bit. I'm done.
All right.
So you're done. All right.
So now, Corbin, it is your turn to give us your closing.
Statement no responses. Just just the closing statement.
All right. My closing statement may have a
reply or two in there. We'll see, Mom.
Well. I only if you could work it in a
in a in a way that's I can't. Because on a summary ask, it's
basically just repeating what I've already said, which is
this. Tocapi's ability to share
kindness and joy and happiness are not quantifiable.
There's nothing there. There's no way to measure.
It's not like a cup of milk. If I pour a cup of milk and give
it to you, you now have a cup of milk.
You can't transfer or give happiness in that way.
It's not a drug. It's not a powder.
It's not a leaf. It's not, it's not something
that you can package up and sell on the streets in a back alley.
It's just joy and happy. I buy some back alley happiness
from a toka pee. I know you would, and we all
would. Anything at this point?
Just just honestly, anything to feel something.
I get that. Yeah.
So OK, So what I'm saying is
it's not quantifiable. Joy and happiness are not
quantifiable unless you look at the toga be.
I mean, that's a bundle of joy right there.
If you kind of bundle, it's quantifiable.
But jokes aside, that's that's what I'm trying to say.
Emotions are not quantifiable. They're not physical possessions
and items you can give or barter with, which is what drugs are.
You give and barter and sell them.
You can't do that with happiness and joy.
Those are emotions. You can't sell human and Pokémon
emotions. Also, there's nothing about
injecting absorption in any of these.
So yeah, it's not a drug, it's just a feeling.
The rest of my case. OK, all right.
So if I could try to summarize here, Mr. Curtis says that it's
taking these feelings of happiness and joy and and
transforming them into something that sparks happiness in humans.
Which is why it is he's it should be considered a drug.
It's it's not a real happiness. It's an artificial happiness.
But Corbin is saying that it's it's a vibe, it's a it's an
energy that is released from from the the toga P that makes
you happy, right? And therefore it should be
considered to be real, real happiness, 'cause you know what
is real happiness, right, Man, that's that.
This is tough. This is tough.
Corbin, you did at one point say that toga PS are happy by
nature. I mean, I think they have to
take in happiness. I don't think they are
necessarily happy by nature. I mean, saying the shell seems
to be filled with joy kind of sounds like it's naturally
joyful as a baseline. It's but it's joy, it says.
It's joy that it's gathered from other people.
It's not. Yeah, this Pokémon stores up
feelings of happiness inside its shell and shares them with
others. It's it's it collects happiness
and I don't. I don't think that Toga peas are
happy by nature. That was like that was really
the only thing here that that I have for like to count off.
So I'm tempted to just kind of it.
It does, it's kind of seems. It transforms the capping,
happy, kindness and joy of others into happiness, which it
stores in its shell. So I'm going to get points off,
but Mr. Curtis spent like the end talking about his spinner
axe and he's not going to lose points, is he?
Did he's talking about his spinner axe in the end?
I don't. I don't know what.
He's talking about, I'll be honest, like did you.
Zone out he he talked about listen to this again.
I know you won't, but listen to this lesson later he talks about
spinner Axe. I'm listen, I'm trying very hard
to listen and also write down the insane things that you guys
are saying so I can try to put it into a rubric somehow.
I. Think I think mine is completely
saying. All right, obviously, you know,
I am not here to say who won this debate, who was right, who
was wrong. That's why the virtual students
are here. So I think if you look in the
description of this lesson, you should, at least if you're on
Spotify. Not Apple or flat poll.
Sorry, you should see a a poll where you can say if Mr. Curtis
won there. The correct answer.
Therefore defending that the happiness is created by Toga P
is a drug and or you can vote for Corbin who says it is not a
drug, it is vibes, it is energy. But yeah, good job for both of
you. You know what?
I'm going to give you guys full marks.
Full marks. This was this was a hard one.
This is this was a hard one to debate on both sides.
It's not easy to make a debate topic photography.
You did their best, Professor. All right, so that is gonna do
it for today's lesson on Togapee.
Does anybody know who we're talking about next week?
It is the first evolution of Togapee.
Is it really? I'm gonna say Wait is.
It is it. Did you buy toga poo?
No. Is it decision why I'm?
Not gonna say that it's not decision.
Why I'm not even. I'm not even gonna repeat
Corbins. Hilarious joke.
Let's be honest. So good.
You know what? You know what?
Porsche. If you edited in a laugh track
behind that, I wouldn't be upset.
It was funny. Toga Tea.
No, we are learning about toga tick, toga tick togetic.
I don't know, some people pronounce it differently.
But yes, we'll be learning about toga tick next week and we will
be back in the GCLCBOTSCLC. The regular Oval shaped room.
Yes man I I really really wish that the wonderful couple was
here elderly couple, but may I don't know.
Before we head out I would love to just let everybody know that
if you want to get in contact with me and the professor you
can do so by hey just click that link tree link in our
description that'll give you access to all of the things that
all the best ways to get in contact with us here at the
GCLCBOTSCLC. Also, also very, very
importantly, it will give you the link to vote for class
president. Not anymore.
Today. Well, is today not the last day?
Oh, today's the last day. That's.
Right. Yeah.
Today you have the end of today. If you were listening to this on
the Wednesday that it comes out, you have until the end of day to
make your vote. So if you haven't voted yet,
this is the very, very last chance you have.
This is your last message. Last opportunity.
And next lesson in the Tokotek lesson we will be announcing the
new class president. Wait, Professor, do you hear
that? It's coming.
It's coming from the hallway. I don't know.
I don't hear anything. He's putting his ear to the
ground like he's a like he's a Pucci Anna, that's that's
chasing. Something.
Oh, I think it's, it's oh, I know exactly what this is.
Hold on. Let me get the door.
Hello, everyone.
Look. Eleanor.
Oh. Hey there, you're.
Oh, like you're alive. Oh you're fuck.
Why? We be fine.
You're alive. You're totally alive.
Wow. See.
You knew it was going to be my birthday.
How? Did you?
How did you know? How did you know it was their
birthday? Well it's all I've been talking
about. They're such great landlords.
They let me live in their shack and they take care of me and and
they knew it was my birthday and.
And they like and your birthday. I'm just looking them up and
down and then no injuries of any kind.
They look, they look fine, OK? We just had to run some errands.
They. Do look fine.
I guess they. I guess they really have been
doing chores. You doing?
You doing OK, Harold? I'm good, little fellow.
OK. All right.
Good. Harold.
So guys, what's with the? Thank you for the cake and
everything. That's great.
What's What's up with the with the cocoons and the?
What? What are you what are you
talking about? In the In the Yeah, what's up in
the closet? Just some old friends.
Very old. You know what, I I think we
should end it here until next time class is dismissed.