Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor. Jacob.
Let me just check my notes. Yep, it is Professor Jacob.
Got that one right? Okay, very good.
I'll write that down. Thank you.
Yes everybody. Take notes.
Make sure. You know what my name is.
It will be such a cup. Yeah.
Beyond the final game right here.
After we get through 900 Pokemon.
Okay, Professor. Jacob, mr.
Christie members last name. He said at last, he said it last
week. What was it?
Pine pine and typically, chery chery chery Professor Jacobs
type of tree, cherry pop right, papi.
Here was not chest. No Chestnut.
That's what it was Chestnut. That's not his chest.
I think what no-nos Chestnut? I think right now Chester?
Yes, Professor Jacobs and I can't remember everything that
I've said. Maybe it's Chestnut Maybe.
It's for maybe it's, maybe it's maybe it's also Birds.
Maybe I'm maybe it's maybe it's Mareep bullying.
I don't know. Are you this second Birch?
Well, I mean, there's for, I mean, the Birch Clan is very
large, there's a lot of plan. Has, what?
What yes versus in the clan know?
You know, a clan is a gathering of people.
Okay, guys led to be racist, you son of a bitch.
I thought you meant the clan like the Team Rocket Clan.
No. No, of course not.
I would never be a part of Team Rocket, and I would never try to
do their bidding by teaching, you false information on
Pokemon. Why are you looking at me?
Like course not. I'm not looking at you and
you're looking at, I have you're looking at me and Curtis your
eyes are just split, two different ways and it's really
creeping me out. I have done extensive background
research on everyone. Taking this class.
I know, Everything about them and who they are and their
history. And I can tell you this, the
professor is squeaky clean. I think I didn't sign up for
background checks, like you before class.
You Quentin. There's some questionable.
Things in your internet history, my boy, I'm 10.
I'm figuring out the world. I'm a Pokemon trainer.
I mean, that's a pretty graphic in adult themes in your history,
but I love it. Let me take it.
Let me take a look at this, this history.
Oh my God, what does the wait? What does it?
An inside-out Meryl. Look like what is wrong with
you? Okay look these are things.
Look, some of these terms are just things.
I that I overheard when you gave private lessons to my mom, the
other day, I overheard used using some of these terms with
my mom. I have never said any of these
prizes lessons. Don't I try to private lessons,
Professor see? He knows he knows any time.
He says the word private lessons.
It gets mr. Kyrgyz, all in a tizzy because
he didn't get his private lessons.
Speaking of mr. Curtis a shot.
Hey, Wait. Shut up.
I can introduce people. All right, it's my goddamn job
joining me today. As always, you might know
already because you heard him talking a lot is my teaching
assistant, mr. Curtis say hello to everybody
mr. Curtis.
Oh and also is the only student that's come here to any of these
classes in person is of course the wonderful wonderful students
Corbin. Why did you okay?
So who's ready to Learn about the Pokemon today.
Apparently your private investigator.
Mr. Curtis has. He's always saying, oh no, I
don't, I don't do this research for the professor.
This all goes on my notebook. Why, why are you stalking
people? Okay, whatever.
Well then I keep write down every word.
That the professor says, every class every single word, even
the words that don't make sense. Oh yeah.
All right. What was the fuck about we
talked about last week? Jesus Christ, Professor Jacobs
got a hangover today. Let's get this over with No
Silcoon. I mean, basically, Silcoon
Metapod, Kakuna. Fucking wanna wear the other
ones. They're all the same.
Yeah. But now we talked about Katrina
the Cocoon Pokemon, right? Of the evolved form of we do.
And then devolves into the Pokémon that we are talking
about today, is anybody know what that Pokemon is be?
Drill baby drill and I can't fucking wait I break out in
song. Sometimes the side effect from
materpiece fumes that side. Actually.
You know what? Now that I think about it was a
man of Peace fumes that cause you to break out in song.
I got a good sniff of Gary the Shroomish on the way in here and
he tell you hey I told you I thought I told you to leave me
alone. All right just here looks good.
Shroomish and He does good work around the gardens here.
I don't, you know, I don't need you to distract him.
Okay. I'm not trying to strike him.
I just want to say hi and he got too close.
I got a Sniff and I just, I can't stop.
Hmm man. Why would we want you to your
voice is so good. Thanks as a ten-year-old.
I have a master at the baritone boys.
Are you sure you're 10. You have a full beard.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure, Mr. Curry, she did a deep
background. Check on him.
Is he actually 1000 Professor? I mean, I couldn't disclose
anyone's private background information, I mean, that's just
for me to know, right? Exactly.
That's the infamy to know. Why are you licking your lips?
I hate it. I hate it.
When things I know. Being a kiss ass, he's not very
happy. I mean, if it's my ass, you have
to kiss, it's not surprising that.
Yes, to answer your question. Yes, of course, he's tender.
Okay, good. I have very strong hair
follicles, all right. Yeah.
All right, I'm listening, we can talk about your hair all day
long, core of and I'm sure I'm sure you'd love to do is have a
lesson on it. The listeners at home would also
love to talk about your hair but, you know, we're here for a
reason. And that reason is to talk about
Beedrill, which is the evolved form of Kakuna.
I have one with me today, although be girls are extremely
territorial. So I have to I have there been
mishaps in the past, so I just have to ask, are you guys will?
Are you guys willing to accept the consequences of their being
alive? Poorly-trained be drilled in a
room with you? Some I trust dick he knows it's
not no, it's not thick, it's a different one you got in.
You did worst dick, why don't you think we should take the
time and effort to evolve a Kakuna?
Nope. Oh my God.
What know with our dick? I'd put her body.
I put tick right back where I found him.
Where did you put your dick? I put with rain that dirty hole
in the ground. You just put it, you just stuck
your dick in a hole. I stuck the kikuna in a hole.
It was the perfect size. Our dickon old.
Yeah. You put are digging a hole like
that, by the end of our lesson. I mean, we connected so much
there really was our dick, right?
I mean, it was, when you brought it in.
But I mean, we all got Look at it all, get a piece of that
dick. Yeah, for students who missed
last episode our last lesson. Sorry, I think of them as
episodes. Sometimes our last lesson we
named our Kakuna dick by the way, because Richard, if you
will, because we are all we're all ten year olds here, it's but
no. This guy's your 10 to in spirit.
This this Beedrill is not, it's not dick.
I did not take the time to evolve cuckoo Una because you
know I like having good Pokémon but you didn't answer the
question would you like, would you like to are you willing to
State explicitly on recording that you are okay with being in
a confined space with a Beedrill and also assigned this way?
You know what? You know what?
Yeah, I actually completely have Pokemon bug spray with me.
Hello. Well.
Hold on. Let me make sure it works on.
I got it with me. Oh yeah.
So it is Right. That is that's repeal at.
That's a repeal as well. It's a super.
This is a nice. Yes, a super.
This is a Max. This point is specifically
supposed to be for beedrills. We'll see if it works.
But uh, yeah. I think I'm okay.
He looks at me. Funny, Curtis, you're on your
own. If you looked at me funny, okay,
Curtis sign his rights away before.
Like, when he decided become Mighty a, he doesn't, he doesn't
get a say in what happens in the class, of course, I mean also,
like, five class class sessions ago.
Okay. Well, Let me, let me just go
ahead and get into my Beedrill gear, and right, gotta get into
the sorry and loving my little bit.
Have it on my spinarak, we've Estep output, the puts the head
gear on? And my, why are you putting all
that on? You think that's really my
wedding webbing coated baclava? Why is because really need all
that though? I You said it's should be fine,
right? I never I want to go on record
saying I never said that it would be fine and you did.
Sign away any, right? You have to sue me for what
might happen. When I send out this Beedrill,
and finally my trousers, my Rapidash.
Trousers, get those on the ones with the Scorch marks.
In them, the ones that the spinner acts we've that are
extra thick, so that the Flames don't burn, of course, of
course, far as I'm sure. All right.
No, I mean, I'm ready to go. Okay.
Well, ready to go, Professor. All right.
Here he comes here. Is this is what I mean, roll
looks like. Okay, I thought he'd be, yeah, I
know. Okay, it's fine.
All right. What can you tell me about a big
big fucking Stingers on either hand?
Alright, alright, settle down. Settle down settle down.
Okay. All right, what he does, he
does. Steam.
Oh no. He's trying to curl up on the
ground. All right, well I guess I'll
just drop this Pokeball right into the trash.
Can what anyway, what do you mean?
What do you mean? What do you mean?
What happened?
You Killed it. No, I didn't.
You know, I wouldn't do that. I've never had never heard of
Pokemon my life. Never, that's not me.
He's fine. Get him back out.
I would but we have to get all the lesson we are.
Where we are way overdue from. We need to actually start talk
to. You drill, didn't know any
daughter, I can't believe you. Well, we'll see what we'll see,
what Officer Jenny has to say. I'm gonna spray my love with
repellent to see how it feels. I don't like, man, I'm really
glad here. He finds out that waiver liable
for anything he's doing right now.
Yeah. So glad I have this vest on
here. Oh thank you.
Not so nice. Thanks for watching me.
I'll go ahead and take off my my uniform might be troll, get up
now. My Beedrill protective gear, I
can't mind because they're they're all there.
So sticky that it's I mean it's I'm going to have to be cut out
of it later on. He is really is a 11 years, kind
of thing. Your yeah, your webbing Oh God,
I should have brought Max repeal.
Yeah. Yeah.
Held. That would have killed it a lot
quicker. It's not dead.
You know, it's not right. Okay, okay.
Hey, hey, let me I know, I know what I know what always calms
you down. Corbin reading Pokedex entries,
okay? It's not surprising that you
just killed. All right.
Sorry, the Kanto region Beedrill fly is at high speed and attacks
using its large venomous Stingers on its for Legs and
tail again to it doesn't listen. All right, korben korben, it's
me and it's just me and you buddy.
All right. Nobody else is here, mr.
Curtis is sitting right there. That's represent seriously the
rim. Leave the room?
Listen to listen to him talk. No it's fine.
You could say Curtis. It's mine.
What room? No, you can stay, we have
finally killed a Pokemon, the first time.
My God what it looks like the first time is always the
hardest. All right.
Can you fucking get it together? All right, I'm trying to Teach a
class here. All right.
I can't. I can't have you.
I can't get. Have you cry all the time.
So suck it up. Okay.
Be a big boy. Alright.
And don't worry about the Beedrill that you did.
Definitely kill and murder. All right, so I already read
one. No, I'm just going to read it
again because it's been a while it flies at high speeds speed
and attacks. Using its large venomous
Stingers on its four legs and tail.
It has three poisonous Stingers on its four legs and its tail.
They are you Used to jab. Its enemy repeatedly.
It flies at high speeds and attacks with three Stingers, one
on its rear and one on each of its four legs, it may appear in
swarms, hmm. All right, so guess what, guys?
It's got three Stingers one on each of its four legs, which is
what I would call arms. But I think welcome four legs,
because he saw before. Well, before I put the beads.
Roll back into its Pokéball. It was It was kind of just
standing on. Its leg is like like how a
normal person would, right? Right.
So I would consider its the where it's to like big Meetup
needles. Are those would be its arms,
right? Yeah, yeah.
So I was thinking not for legs, whatever.
All right, Johto region. It can take down any opponent
with its poison Stingers, start with its powerful poison
Stingers. It's in sometimes it's this
warms any opponent with this pound for poisons.
That was that was said, well easy for you to say.
It can take down, any opponent with its powerful poison
Stingers even, you know, a Steel type Pokemon better.
I don't know immune to poison but whatever.
It's in the Pokédex. I mean, I love it when the Pope
X rights in absolutes, as a scientist.
I love it. When things are absolutes.
It's everything can be an absolute.
And I say, why not? Make it one like, Charizard,
melting, anything melting absolutely anything.
Again, it's the fact that they use the word absolutely.
Also, it just really shows how dumb they are, you know, they
don't know that test that, okay. It has three poisonous Barb's
the bar by its Tail's Eats the most powerful poison.
Hmm. So it has three bars but they
don't all have the same level of poison on them.
Okay? It uses sharp poisonous things
to defeat pray, then hope she's okay.
Then takes the victim back to its nest for food.
Hot. Damn hot.
Damn I know. Right.
Delicious. What do you think?
We think is the go-to meal for a Beedrill?
I could see her at a time. Maybe.
Oh a little piggies. You know did you yeah Pidgey.
Yeah they do man here and there the Hodgins seeing a Beedrill
take down a Pidgey. I mean it'd be easy to because
like here's the thing like a retard.
I feel like actually kind of Escape through like you know,
burrowing underground borrowing or something like that.
Piggy. It's like know that motherfucker
gets stung. It is down and we're gonna go to
the sky, guess what? Beedrills also their can fly
bitch. Yeah.
Yeah, get out of here. Sorry.
Town your dad, your dad. Yeah, I bet I bet I bet Beatles
fucking snack on pidgeys. Mmm.
Snack on them, dude. I bet they also go for like
Caterpie and menopause too. Maybe I'm sure.
I mean, I think so. Yeah.
All right, let's go into the Hoenn region enough nuns.
My three is to my hypothesis from last class.
Yes, you're wonderful. You're beautifully worded
hypothesis of Kakuna yellow. So Beedrill can distinguish it
from metal power words that I get bigger accent, right?
I had sorry, I have a hard time doing your accent.
I mean, it was a, you're getting a, you're getting close there
but you need to to practice a little bit more.
So I it's a hard. It's so hard for me to do
Southern Kanto region accents. Well, you know, you'll get a
hang of it eventually. Okay.
Into the Hoenn region. Pedro is extremely territorial.
I mentioned that last lesson. I don't know if you guys
remember that but I said, oh, I remember I did say that Beedrill
are extremely territorial. No one should ever approached.
Its nest, this is for their own safety.
If angered they will attack in a furious, warm them don't.
But is it a fast form was just fear I guess?
Yeah. Well you let me say that's fast
and furious. But I mean, if you really angry
at that might get 2, Fast 2 Furious, He'll double too much.
All I know is the last time I was being chased by one.
I was drifting all over the place.
Nice. Yeah.
Yeah you were you were Canto drifting all over the place.
Okay. A spike.
May appear again Beedrill. It's hidden when it starts off
by saying like it's not a complete sentence.
It's like yeah it doesn't start off with a complete sentence so
I kind of just like fix it Beedrill.
May appear in a swarm, it flies at violent speeds, all the while
stabbing were the toxic Stinger on its rear geez.
So it's like flying around going, any data gaps?
Damn, yeah. Like a serial killer.
Yeah. I mean be drills are serial
killers, you know, I think I'll be the object so that on a
bumper sticker wants the drills, it's Beedrill and then an equal
side, serial killer serial killer.
That's right. Okay, let's in a region, its
best attack, involves flying around at high speed, striking
with poison needles, and then flying off.
You know, you know, to distance itself from the crime scene,
because it is a serial killer. That's exactly.
We've got poison toxic top, venomous and venomous again.
What kind of venomous or not? The same thing, man.
That's not the sign. This Pedro has both, but Venom
is when it bites, right? That that's didn't say that.
Did it say that? It has been a little bites?
Well, I don't want to sing that. That the general definition for
something that is venomous is that it bites, you?
Right? Poison is placed injected
exactly as if it's just injective.
And yes, I would say that beedrills poison points are or
stingers. It wouldn't Venom right correct?
Because it's tabs and then injects toxic on the other thing
that on the other hand, that's you ingesting it.
Uh-huh. Okay.
So I don't think it's toxic Right.
Well, I mean, I think it would give you upset tummy if you eat
some of his good point, that I think is a good point, she
continued to the own of a region.
Well, I would, but the same as it's the same Sinnoh region.
So I'm not going to read it. Like Kalos is the same as the
Hoenn region and the Ola is the same as the Kanto region.
So damn, it a Lola. I know they could entries.
He's, it's I know sometimes they do sometimes they don't however,
oh well, it does have a pokedex entry here for the mega evolved
form of Beedrill because Beedrill is one of them Pokémon
that can mega evolve. In fact, I think, I think every
single final evolution of a Pokemon that we've talked about
so far can Mega Evolve. Oh, wait, no.
No, that's not true. Butterfree giganta Max's, it
doesn't make evolved true. That's true.
Okay, okay. Are you guys even hearing me
anymore? Or you just agreeing to what I'm
saying. Die.
I hear you. I hear you, mr.
Curtis is of their phone asleep, mr.
Curtis, oh no, wake up very much awake.
I'm just making sure I get everything.
Written down, verbatim. Okay, good.
Good audio recording. We let me, let me help you out.
What were the last couple words that I said, what were the last
couple words that I says, right? Let's go.
Those were the last followers on its head.
Damn, nice work. All right, let's read this book
and Country on Mega Beedrill. It's legs have become poison
Stingers. So in addition to its to four
legs, as it said in previous to this, I'm confused how many
fucking stingers does it have? Because it said three then it
says he has one on every arm which is nothing.
Mega evolved form. Do the Mega Evolve many times
gotcha, what would you want to have three fingers?
So it has five. Yes, I visit mr.
Curtis is correct. It has three, and its regular
form to on its arms and then one on, it's on.
It's but body, I don't know. Yeah, the two on its legs.
No, no, no, the May 20 charm. The mega evolved form adds to,
to its legs. So, write a regular Beedrill has
three Stingers a mega-evolved Beedrill has five Stingers,
gotcha. So just adds the street.
Has fallen asleep. Now of Corbin are my lessons
boring you or people falling asleep in my lesson never never
never never. Never no clothes.
Very poorly on your final grade. A to Z which week.
I know I know you're this. This is just how you always are.
Yeah. I don't know what you're talking
about. I can't finish reading this
pokedex entry on Beedrill -. Yeah, please do sure.
Alright, its legs have become poison stingers.
It's tabs and spray repeatedly with The Stingers on Slim's
dealing, the final blow with the Stinger on its rear.
So I mean, it really Mega Beedrill has not really changed
from regular Beedrill except now, it's got two more pointy
things to stab with. Yeah.
It's still, like, you know, does the initial work with its Limbs
and then goes on for the final blow with its with its tail.
But as I said on its rear, yes, I do.
Alrighty that as well. All right, let's move on to the
you. Unique Pokedex entries here to
from Ash Beedrill. This Pokemon is an evolved form
of wheedle following its Kakuna stage.
Its sting is highly poisonous. True definitely, true.
True. Where is everyone?
The second one here says Beedrill.
The poison be Pokemon Beedrill fly quickly.
An attack using poison Stingers on their fore legs and tail
again the term for legs. I don't that doesn't Doesn't
seem right, right? And it's not, and it's not like
it's four legs, right? It's not like the number four
legs. It's like four as in be 40.
Well as opposed to hind leg. Yeah.
But supposed to find leg, even though again this Pokemon stands
upright, Stingers on each other, the Troy.
Like, right, nope, one Stinger / for leg.
Okay, so that's two. Yep.
And then a third, and I'm gonna dig Stinger on the button.
So it's three, they say tail, but yeah, so it's three singers,
so it only has three singers. Yes, the regular Beedrill has
three the mega evolved form. Its Legree know, it's legs, also
tend to stingers and therefore it has five Uh, yes.
Yeah, it's so easy. This is the easiest Mega Ball
for literally, the only thing, I mean, it does.
It's it changes a little bit. But like and function, the only
thing that freaking changes is that legs also become singers,
right? So it has just clarify, its guys
who on it, each arm three on its back.
Legs one on its butt. And then when it mega evolves,
you add five more, Or so, it's got a total of eight.
Oh my God, I'm sorry, Professor even, I'm lost at this.
This I don't I'm so glad I'm not your math teacher because that
was horrible. That's correct.
Right. Okay, I am.
I'm eager to the get to this quiz but of course I must read.
One last unsourced, Unser non-sighted uncredited a lie.
Yeah articles here. So when he heard and read it
Beedrills head is round with a slightly pointed mouth.
Large red eyes, and black antenna with sharp Bend in the
middle. It's for lawyers again.
Like for instead of hind, not the number four.
Yeah, it's four legs are tipped with a long with long conical
Stingers, right? So it's got four on its yeah,
four total listen. I've tried to explain to you the
correct amount so many times. And you just don't get it, you
just don't know. I get it.
I get it for Stingers on the four legs.
Keep going stands on its other two legs, which are long
segmented and insectoid and shape Beedrill has two pairs of
rounded veined wings and another Stinger on its yellow, and black
striped abdomen. Pedro is highly Territorial and
they live in colonies rather than true hives.
I don't know the distinction there is and they work together
to solve basic problems regarding food territory and
reproduction. Oh, the basic problem.
That is reproduction. Am I right, mr.
Curtis you're, when you're right, you're right professor.
And you are always, right. And actually, this is their
site, you know? I just want to clarify I that
yeah, I'm always right. Don't forget, disturbing one.
Pedro will cause the whole colony to attack it flies at
high speeds and attacks. Using the large venomous
Stingers on its four legs and abdomen.
So to Stingers on its four, limbs allow it to use its
signature move. Twin needle, seems weird to give
it a signature move. It's not a wrestler, but
whatever it will take the victims of its attacks back to
its nest for food. So you know, your Ratatat as
your Pidgey is maybe even a drowsy if it's healing.
Uh, it was feeling ambitious. What's up what if it's feeling
drowsy and harvests? Feel if it's feeling drowsy.
Yeah dude I'm feeling drowsy. I feel drowsy I'm gonna Hannah.
Drowsy I'm gonna I'm gonna grind I drowsy for their nose.
I heard that they are a aphrodisiac.
Oh yes, perfect for reproduction anyways, Beedrill nest in
temperate forests and Misty. Wooded areas again has to be
misty. There's no miss I miss.
Ste don't want no part of it. Pedro link gonna be there as mm.
You know he'll be there. Good.
Good fucking fun. Mr. Curtis did you did you get
that one? Caught me.
Okay, mr. Curtis say it again, but louder
stand up. Come to the front.
The classroom say you're good punt.
Again, they ain't gonna be there.
Get out of my classroom right now.
You son of a bitch. I can't believe that.
Seemed a shame, shame. Shame II will be a shame, okay?
That one was sent to that. That we said the class before I
end my life. Come on.
Okay. As Mega Beedrill it, gains more
defined features. Okay.
The antennae are shorter and t-shaped, its eyes become longer
and thicker it. Now has three pairs of wings.
The uppermost pair is larger with a black, trim along the
top, it's singers. Come longer and larger
resembling javelins, additional conical, black and yellow
Stingers with the white with white tips.
Take the place of its legs. Its abdomen becomes larger
grooved and is attached to its thorax by a black structure.
Was really funny. It seems like a weird thing to
say, don't know what it is. It's just a stranger.
We've been searching me. Like, we've been studying this
thing for a while, but anytime we just try to get week, I try
to get close enough to the dance.
That dang thing. Well, wouldn't you know it?
Just stabs us. So we're just gonna kiss week.
It can't be part of its body. Oh no.
It's just a structure. It's a structure where the okay,
a similar A similar black structure, connects its head and
thorax. The Stinger on its abdomen is
now a pale yellow, and it now has black stripes over its
entire body fast-acting. Poison is stored in The Stingers
on its limbs while the tail Stinger produces a slow-acting
poison that has used to finish opponents.
The instantaneous poisons are instead used to prevent the foe
from fleeing, okay? So Beedrill, that's a, could be
a nasty Pokemon, even if it isn't, can be very dangerous.
One of the more Dangerous Ones we've probably talked about on,
it's not as dangerous as Butterfree, but, you know, still
pretty dangerous. Maybe I don't know.
Yeah, then again of course we have to obligatory statement
that Charizard can melt anything with its breath, which I would
argue is a pretty dangerous ability to have true true.
If it was real, it is, I mean, it is real, it's in the Pokédex
entry is a doesn't get more real than that.
Well, I mean, you know, I mean, it is that melting is what it
is. But, of course, the Beedrill can
take down any opponent with its powerful Stinger.
Yeah. So that's not exactly true.
It can't take down a Steelix, you know, he can.
I mean, I mean he's like, no. The the Pokedex is very clear it
any opponent. Yeah.
Some The Johto region. It says it can take down any
opponent with its powerful poison Stingers.
You know what else? I want to take down this quiz?
Let's do it. Wowie zowie, I love it.
When a student is eager to take a quiz and how, how did you know
that there's going to be a pop quiz today?
I just guess I, no idea. Were you stealing a glance of
the professors? Class notes today.
Core know, I thought I'd never take.
I don't know, it's still professors glances.
Well, you know, that's disappointing because I was
going to ask about your choice in his ink color today, but
that's okay. Maybe, maybe he heard the buzz
about the test. Please go on with the quiz.
I don't hear any more of these fucking puns.
She is sorry. I can, you believe his tone of
voice Professor? I want to die.
I get it. That wasn't a fun though.
I did you say it like that? Because I want to die.
Okay. Because he actually wants to
die. Yup.
No. Don't die.
Because then I would be sad what you really, Professor know?
Okay, question number one, I got a kind of got into oh shh, stop
crying. Jeez, you're always crying.
Okay? What a very well-spoken, it was
such a verbal sting. Ng.
This time. Oh.
Oh mr. Curtis please beehive.
Well, if you ask me to I can come.
I tried Professor. I win this jest.
Okay. Oh my God.
So for these these questions like how you know, I was like, I
kind of wanted to come up with more like situational questions.
So a lot of these are like scenarios.
Okay okay, so question number one, you are walking through a
forest and happened to see a Beedrill Nest.
Cool. What is your best course of
action? What do you do?
If you see if you're walking through a misty Forest
specifically Misty, it has to be misty.
Again. Not the not the gym leader.
I was gonna say, so does Misty really early in city just kind
of chilling for us. Just sell it that she just, she
spawns be drills. And everywhere she goes.
And which is horrible, because I've heard, I've heard that he's
definitely terrified of of all bug.
Type Pokemon. Okay, so we have two answers.
Corbin responded with walk away a different way, what?
Sorry, I walked away a different way.
I walk away. Then he goes on to say, find a
stop and say, find a forest that isn't Misty very good.
Very good. I like that.
And find a trainer that is your, she's a bigger ass, okay?
I'm sorry. What'd you say shake her ass
kick her ass. So it's not like you don't shake
other people's asses for them. Have to ask you have to ask
first but Excuse Me. Miss May I shake your ass.
Oh that was Polite of you, thank you for asking.
Yes, you may, holy shit, is Misty in here.
Oh, that was you Professor sorry, I am a maid here to Maine
is one of my favorite, who's your favorite IDE?
I miss that I said, is, May is met here to.
She's one of my favorite. Have have no, she is not a gym
leader. I've never heard of she's not a
gym leader. She is she she lives in New bark
Town. She's in the Hoenn region.
I've heard the stories mr. Curtis, she has a restraining
order against you. We all know this thing.
You know what? You must be friends with one of
your cousin's because I buried that information really down.
Oh yeah, nobody was supposed to find that.
Well, guess what? I found it out.
I'm My Own investigator to suck it.
Let's go on with the quiz. Okay.
Hey well, thank you, thank you for that.
Excellent segue mr. Curtis responded with reverse
Direction and go, the opposite. Way away from the nest avoid at
all possible. Um, possibly he's fine.
It's not possible wrong. All right.
Yes, exactly. The the best course of action is
to leave immediately. Okay.
And what is the reason for that? I will give you bonus points.
If you could give me the reasoning for why you should L
kill you? No, that's not.
I mean yes. But why hain't no written,
right? Yeah, right here.
Oh my God. Come on.
That's right. Everything.
Yes. I mean, did you bring that pen
and pencil for nothing? Well, I mean I'm using a Rotom
laptop so yes I did. Yeah that's good.
That's a good point. Are you, always asking you have
your pen pens and pencils? I don't know why every time you
leave your pizza pencils. I'm like, bitch, I'm using a
Rotom computer in a way that's for.
It's a villa scratch paper for all the math that we have to do,
right? Of course, I just use my pencil
to type in each key. All right.
Corbin said for this bonus
point, he said they swarm are sorry, the Swarm will attack
you. True and Curtis responded with
beedrills. Very territorial sorry.
Terra nut Terror. Put you right here, 12-carat
territory our Torrid all very Tory party at Aura to Torterra
and will attack if their space. If they are spacing a space
invader, they are as face in it. Invade that sorry, there's an
extra bed. Curtains even dent in your head
like so hurry up Kursk. Yeah, I mean, do you see his
head? Of course.
He was dropped. I don't know what your target,
so you guys both. Give them the initial question,
right? I'm only going to give a bonus
points to mr. Curtis.
Thank you. So, I'm sorry about that.
You didn't. Yes, they will attack and kill
you Corbin. But it's, I mean, it's the
reason is because they're territorial, that's fast.
That you said they'll do what I said swarm attack.
No. I said, why should you leave
immediately? Because they'll attack you said,
because why will they attack you?
Then I want to so territorial, I don't know.
I think it was pretty straightforward when I'm
teaching, style is bad, but that's okay.
Number two. How Corbin's going to discuss
struggle with this one. How many poison stingers does
Mega Beedrill have? Oh my God, good luck.
Good luck. Okay.
You're gonna wish you had those boys bonus points now.
No, no, I got this corner responded.
Miraculously with the correct number, which is five.
I'm very surprised. Yeah, you should regular
Beedrill, right? Anyways mr.
Curtis said Mega, Beedrill has five Stingers, correct to
correct. I got it right.
Right, I mean we did we go over that a lot so I am he keep
confusing because you kept saying one minute it had like
six and then 10 it just I think I see I knew to just trust my
own brain. It's 5:00.
I think I always said that it has to on its four legs in one
on its abdomen. Three, check the record, fine do
it, I don't care. All right, question, number
three is another one of those scenario questions.
Okay. Two people are stung by a bee
drill. One is sung by a foreleg stinger
and the other is stung by the tail Stinger, which person is
more likely to die. Don't say it out loud.
Make sure you type it mr. Curtis, this is not a difficult
answer, we don't wait in there. And confidence is be pleased.
Yeah, I know, I know that's a good one.
I'ma write that down. What the fuck?
Sorry it just heard that. Some no listen corn.
We all know that. That's you saying that we can
see your mouth moving. I can see you saying it.
No that doesn't sound like me. That doesn't sound like shit.
Fuck, who's that? Oh God evacuate.
Run. Run run.
Okay, sorry. Couldn't cope with killing
poster. Curtis lock the doors and the
windows. She's not getting huh.
I'm okay. I'm just He trapped.
It's okay. Get back up again.
You're not going anywhere. Alright, yeah.
Alright. So I should read these answers.
Mr. Corben responded with the person stung by the but Stinger
will die first and mr. Chris responded with the one
stung by the, but Stinger is more likely to die.
It is the finishing poison. He just felt he just won't
poison wrong but of course, never.
I mean it's still pronounced the same way but he did poison
instead of poison but whatever. Yeah, but yes, you guys are
exactly correct. Although technically regular
beedrills abdomen, Stinger isn't the finishing poison?
That's for Mega Beedrill, but the poison ha ha, idiot.
No, he's still right? I thought the abdomen one was
the slower. Slower acting poison while is
limb ones for Mega Beedrill? Not necessarily for what I
thought. Both were slower acting in your
unbiased, your unverified sources.
It said, it said that for Mega Beedrill but not for.
Did I thought it did you want you really want you to waste
time and go read it again? And you know, I believe you but
ever let's continue. Okay.
Alright, the final question here.
Maybe I should fail you guys for this quiz.
You are second-guessing my answers that I worked so hard on
a question. Number four, this one's this
one's a give me. This one's really easy.
True or false. He drills will always attack
solo true or false a one-word answer or as they say in the
Kalos region, Bray or Foe. See I'm traveled.
I'm traveling. I'm learn Ed, there's a ghost in
the room. Know what is the answer?
Mr. Curtis. Do you know?
Let me see your laptop. Just kidding.
No, I said keep your hands over there.
All right. So Corbin said false and Curtis
said, false. Be drives attack in groups.
Oh my God, second, I'll holler. I don't know what to be Drive
is, but the correct answer is it's a gift drive for Beedrill.
Don't, you know, that now it's it's it's a, it's the, it's the
higher gear for my car. I have to put in to be drive to
those steep. I thought, we'd, I thought it
was when it was like, Thanksgiving, you'd bring a
bunch of like packages and food for Beatriz be Drive.
If it's, for all the students that get bees in my class, I
drive them off a cliff. Oh Jesus.
All right. All right.
So you guys moved right. And I think you both you both
got a 100% on this quiz. I'm so boom.
I love to laugh so much easier to grade when it's all correct
answer. So good work everybody, good job
Team. All right, so that about does it
for this lesson, does anybody know?
No but the Pokémon will be talking about next week is
piggley. No not that.
I don't think there is a Pokémon called piggley.
Oh, I think I'm pronouncing it wrong pudgy.
Is that wedgie? Rotate and rotate a date
retention. That's my aunts name.
Hey, wait a day. It is, in fact.
PG. The tiny.
Oh, sorry. I just kept looking at Curtis
and I was just getting pudgy in my head.
Sorry, it's a Pity. You're right.
You're right notnot Ratatat, which will learn about later on
eventually. We'll get there.
Maybe, I don't know. We'll see if they keep my
funding going. It's starting to look starting
to look a bit iffy on the whole funding front.
So we tell your friends, you need to do something to get,
some may have to do a like topless car wash.
To gain some know what. Let's just have.
You do that mr. Curtis and let's raise money.
Let's have you do the topless Car Wash?
Yeah, everybody knows that mr. Curtis is the hot one here,
exactly by the powered, by far be for are.
All right. Fuck.
All right, we got in the class. Sorry.
Okay. Alright so before I go, I just
want to say if you have questions for the professor, the
all I'm Professor, who will, of course, answer them very
quickly. As soon, as I get to my office
hours, please send them to me over again.
Gar mail at wwo Pokemon at gmail.com or you can message me
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bird-watching website, but I'm awesome.
You can. And you can ask me questions
there, you can find me at wo P podcast.
But until then you know what, you know what Corbin would you
would you like to say goodbye to the class?
You know that you did have your first Pokémon killing.
So my God I feel like it's a bitch.
Okay, maybe maybe he can't handle it.
All right, until until next time,
Does it get easier? It gets harder.