Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is teacher's assistant, Mr. Curtis, and thank you for
joining me in class this class today about Pokémon biology.
Joining me in class today is the prestigious, beautiful,
handsome, good looking Professor Jacob.
Say hello to the class, Professor Jacob.
What a beauty, look at him. Handsome and good looking.
What, what, what high phrase I must say, Mr. Cruz.
She must have gone back and listened to some of the previous
lessons because that intro that that was like a a Mark 2 intro
from Mr. Curtis fully forms full idea in there.
That's right, he's getting. Better at this, maybe we should
keep him as the teacher from now on.
It's it's almost like I've I've I've hosted the the lessons here
in class for the last they taught.
Three, they taught the lesson, but that's.
Fine, it's only taken him three weeks to get used.
To it hosted, I mean, I'm hosting.
I'm hosting this journey through the world of Pokedex entries is
what I'm doing so. Sure, the lesson series here.
Whatever. And also joining us in class
today is our student or in trainer, trainer and trainer,
Corbin, Say hello, Corbin. Hi, Corbin.
What's going on, everybody? I'm.
I'm doing OK. I'm pretty tired.
I'm pretty injured. Hold on.
There's actually still a Corbin here in my arm I forgot about.
Corbin. Oh God, your.
Foot's in a cast. Yeah no, my foot's in a cast
just pulled a thorn out. Oh that's bleeding Boo Boo.
I the last few weeks I have been really going above and beyond
for my bug catching competition and I'd.
Like to forgot we were doing that.
The bug, yeah, for the start of buggy stravaganza and nasal, I
know we talked about, you know, the bug catching competition and
I have been catching bugs and I have caught my bug as I'm sure
the professor has two, but I don't know if all my struggles
were worth it. I'll just say that.
Well, you look rough, but don't worry, you'll get to relax.
After this week we'll go back to lessons like normal and nothing
bad will ever happen again. I love.
That it's about time. Yeah, right.
But yes, as Corbin said, we are in the middle of Bug,
Extravaganza and Sneezel. And by the middle I mean the
end. This is the end.
This is the end of Bug Extravaganza and Sneezel.
Now the end of this lesson is is the end.
We're still in the middle. It's correct at the beginning of
the lesson. We're at the beginning of the
lesson. That's in the middle towards the
well. OK, so it's the beginning of the
lesson towards the end of Bug Extravaganza and Sneezel, but
it's in the middle of the Joto Pokedex entries.
There you go. Yeah, it's really easy to
follow. I don't know what the problem
is. But as Corbin said, there was a
as part of this bug Stravaganza and Sneezel, we are having a bug
catching competition. So at the end of this lesson,
after everything is done, we will put it up to the test and
see who caught the best looking. Oh no, the most I know it's the
end of bug Strawgans you. Don't think it's so choked up.
About it I know. I'm.
Sorry, drink some salve. Quick drink some salve.
It'll. Bring your.
Strength back. Are you OK?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I've had to put a lot of to to effort into making this lesson
perfect. Here at the beginning it was
doing a number on my throat. Thank you.
Professor, that's fair. I needed that coating of SAP.
But yes, we're having a competition.
At the end we're going to see who got the buggiest bug type
Pokémon and we'll be rating them and ranking them.
Pokeballs. I can't remember which one I
got, I got it so long ago. That's right.
I think yes, I think, Professor, you said you caught it after the
first week. Oh yeah, yeah, First day
actually. I was like walked outside, saw
it. I was like, Oh yeah, Mr. Curtis
mentioned this thing about it. Bug catching contest.
Whatever, I'll grab this one. That's right.
Well, that's good. OK, But before we get to that I
do have a Gengar male here that was sent into the class.
Yes, thank you. And then I can't wait to find
out what Pokémon we're learning about today.
It's a mystery. It's a it's a mystery, but
you'll find out exactly after we're done with.
This I think we all know at this point, yeah.
But yeah. You got it.
Clap, everybody. Clap.
Yes. Yeah, thank you.
Thank you. Alls get up and start bowing.
Thank you. Thank you.
Decision Why? Decision?
Why? Yes.
Oh wow, tinsel is falling from the ceiling.
It's incredible. Wow.
That's a lot of times I've. Been excited for this lesson for
a while. But no, we'll, we'll reveal that
in just a second here. But first, let me read this
game, Carmail. This is comes from Nichilia.
Is that how we say it? I don't know.
OK Nychalia, Nychalia says. Hey class, I have a very small
Gmail for you guys. Gmail of course, meaning Gengar
mail. I want.
I wanted to give Curtis a treat so I hope he enjoys my drawing
of mega. Are you Dos?
Bye bye. Waving emoji.
That's Mr. Curtis to you. But thank you.
Thank you. Yes, I'm so excited to see this.
If you if you wow, look, look, just hold on.
Let me let me turn this around to the class.
Look at this drawing here. Wow.
That's pretty good. I'm not going to see.
This that that is mega Aria dose.
That's that's it. What's what's your favorite part
of the drawing, Corbin? I like that there's like added
pincers on the butt that kind of come up a little bit.
I think that's really cool. That's good.
That's good, no? You can do blue coloring on the
legs and the mandibles. It's pretty, pretty dope.
It's good. What about you, Professor?
What's your favorite part of the?
Drawing I'm gonna I got 2 here then I wanna say first I like
the the like the eyes on the back there I.
Think that's good? OK, love that.
Love that. Is sinister, but also I think my
favorite part is how furry the the front legs are.
Oh, we love furry legs. Oh, good point, good point.
Yes, I love the little. Furry.
Furry is done so well, yes. I love the I love the little
green spikes that are on on the on the front there on the top of
the head in the green eyes. That's a different contrast and
just the whole color scheme and using a lot of pink.
Keep pink, purple, yellow, some blue in there.
You know, it's just a, it's just a very interesting, a color
scheme and very white. With a negative space, I like
it. I love it.
Some blue lines.
Yeah, yeah. Very different from like, you
know, spinner rack which is like just green and black, right?
Like this is very. Just green and black.
Just. Green, you're like.
I was disagreeing with you. I was disagreeing with you.
You were saying it. I was agreeing with you.
You said it. I I said it's just green and
black. Just green and black.
Oh yeah, I get it. I get.
It I don't I don't like this connotation here.
I love the green and black. OK, I mean, I think those are
the two best colors. I'm just saying it's you know,
Ariados is a little bit more colorful than like spinnerac,
right? Because you got some you get
some stucco's a lot of black, but you got red and a little bit
of purple and yellow on the legs and then going out to this mega
Aria dose, you got pink and blue and green and boom to boom to
boom right. You like it just just as as the
evolution goes on, it's just more and more colorful, which I
appreciate, so. And then for the ultra
evolution, there's gonna, it's gonna have more color orange in
there, maybe maybe some chartreuse, some, some magenta.
Maybe some yellow? So thank you, Nachilia.
That was great. Of course, I'm going to have to
give you a Gold Star for that one, love.
That fortunately, you got to get a Gold Star.
Unfortunately, always a Gold Star if you love on that Aria
dose and that spin rack and we are going to put it up on the
wall. It's that simple.
The wall of artwork over here, we're going to pin it, pin it up
over here and maybe Porsche will also post it on our different
social media outlets. If.
She makes a note for herself to. Be slacking sometimes.
I'll give extra credit for this too, since it's artwork.
Thank you so much, Nichelia. Thank you.
And great work. I don't know if we've, I can't
remember when the last time we said it was.
But if you students at home would like to get in contact
with us and send us essays or drawings like Nichelia did, yes,
or poems or anything else you can think of, you can send it to
wwopokemon@gmail.com. You got to.
Yep, very G stands for Gengar. Yeah, that's right.
Gengar Mail. OK, so now it's time to get on
with the lesson and the Pokémon that we're talking about today.
As we may have already implied, in case you guys didn't pick it
up, it's not Decisuai. What?
Professor already said that I was bamboozled.
Man Arctavish. No, no, not Arctavish.
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that it's since it's
bug, stravaganza and Sneezel. I'm going to assume that it's
sneezel. That's right, it's Bug
Extravaganza and Sneezel. The titular sneezel.
This is the sneezel everybody. Thank you very much.
And and this at the termination of this lesson, this will be
bring the the close of this season.
So anyway, all righty. So first lesson here from the
Johto region. Our first entry here from the
Johto region it pause it up. It pause.
It pause, pause, pause.
Let me get a. Pause, Pause.
ZAP A. Little bit here to SAP run.
SAP it up all right now you. It's Pause conceal sharp claws.
If attacked, it suddenly extends the claws and startles its
enemy. Did we not have one to look at
today, Mr. Curtis? You know what?
You're totally right. I'm so sorry.
Here. I I I left the pokey ball in the
drawer here. Let me just pull it out here.
Real. Quick.
Yeah, yeah, I listen. If I don't put it out on the
desk in front of me, I always forget about it.
Personally, I've been enjoying the mix match of order.
We've been doing stuff the last few weeks.
I think it keeps the listeners on their toes.
Yeah, yeah. Hey, maybe we look at Sneeze a
little after we read his Pokedex entries.
Yeah, you know what? Let's do that.
Let's switch it up.
This that's exactly what I got. A whole new professor in here
teaching us. That's right.
Oh, I would never. I would never We're presumed to
be a professor. I'm just a lowly.
I don't know, I think you want to take a spot and kill him.
No, no, I would never. I would never.
But you want to wear skin. That was definitely my plan the
whole time. We will look at the Sneasel
after we're done with the Pokedex.
Entries so sorry for getting in the way of your magnificent
machinations. Just don't let it happen again.
Please. My yes, my genius, my genius.
OK, so second entry. Vicious in nature.
It drives piggy from their nests and feasts on the eggs that are
left behind. Does it drive them in like a
like a sedan or is it in like a like a truck?
Drives them wide. No, I think that's drive.
Drives them away as in OK, makes them go bye bye.
So yeah. Got it.
So like in a, in a, in a hybrid, in a van like.
Actually they drive a moped OK. Thank you.
Yeah.
Now I have a picture in my head.
And I, I've heard actually some, some sneezels from long ago used
to put them in a backpack and carry them away up walls and
whatnot. So yeah, that's that's just a
old, old rumor I've heard though about ancient sneezels from the
Hesilian. Region.
Honestly I don't think they could get any sneezler.
That's right, next entry says this cunning Pokémon hides under
the cover of darkness, waiting to attack its prey.
OK. Doesn't sound very original to,
you know, it's not a very unique thing.
A lot of Pokémon do that. Yeah, you didn't think of it.
You're not hunting. Well, I don't need to hunt.
No, no, no. It just hides in the dark, eats
eggs. It's got claws in its paws,
thank you very much. And you know, like eating eggs
is pretty good because every Pokémon lays eggs.
So you will never be, you know, out of food because every
Pokémon lays an egg. Although I guess I guess it does
seem like Sneezle is a has a proclivity for Pidgey eggs.
You know, I'll say, you know, that's a good point.
Talk about evolutionary like goldmine right there, right?
If every single Pokémon lays eggs, you would think there
would be more Pokémon that eat eggs.
You know what I'm saying? This is always going to be a
food source. I never really thought about
that. That's a good point, professor.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, Corbin. This is where you insert your
good point. Go ahead.
Agreed. Perfect.
Great. Thank you.
Thank you point. I mean I just the green point.
I agree with you with your point.
Oh no. OK.
I guess he didn't say original point.
It is a good point that it is a good point to agree with my
point exactly, right? Told you, yeah.
He's got, he's got us. I got you.
That's it for Johto. Let's let's move on to ho in
here. Sneezel scales trees by punching
it's hooked claws into the bark. This Pokémon seeks out unguarded
nests and steals eggs for food while the parents are away.
It's. Not very nice.
Yeah definitely giving evil vibes like evolutionary makes
sense but also like morally. Ethically, it's not so good.
It's not looking good, Sneezel. I think we're are we going to
cancel Sneezel? Yeah, I think Sneezle should be
punished. I mean, yeah, exactly what you
said, right? Like evolutionary wise, food
security wise, right. Like sneezle never has to worry
about going hungry. But just in like, you know,
looking at it face value seems very evil and vicious.
We don't like that. So yeah.
No, we don't. I think that's it for the Hoenn
region. Yeah, the the rest of the
entries here are are just repeats.
So Hoenn kind of really dropped the ball today.
Yeah, you. Know sometimes they only have
one entry but they they always go crazy in their entries.
So like if you notice, their entries are a lot longer than
anybody else's entries. Oh, that's true, they have a lot
to say, but also nothing at all except.
For Alola, Alola's usually got pretty crazy entries too.
I guess so I guess it's. Pompous.
But they're all like, look at our steel's in Alola.
They're so much better, you know?
But anyway, moving on to the center region, It feeds on ink
stolen from nests. It's sharply, sharply hooked.
Claws RIP vulnerable spots on praise, praying.
Graphics. So yeah, so sneezles are ripping
parts. They be ripping on their
praying, Yeah. Ripping.
And so they be tearing until the job is done.
That's right. And next one is it is extremely
vicious and will not stop attacking until its foe is
incapable of moving. Like what do do you think it
means? Like walking around or as in
like moving at all? Like it's dead.
Moving at all like it's like it's.
Or it's like snapped its spinal cord or column in or can't move
at all. I I don't know if that's.
Killed until dead. That's that is that is a a very
dark and and but a very interesting question.
I would assume until the to the opponent passes out, as all
Pokémon do, because they never die in any battle.
They just pass out. That's.
Right, true, true. Pokémon only die of old age.
That's true A. Smart, sneaky Pokémon.
A pair may work together to steal eggs by having one lure
the parents away so they're working together as a pack.
Get over here. Eat your babies.
All right?
Yep. I heard that Sneezel's made for
life. Really.
Where'd you hear that from? I see that in a pokedex entries.
Some unaccredited and research resource article.
I don't know. Yeah.
I found it in my in my shoes one
day and I read it. Nice.
That's cool. Yeah.
Well, we could all learn a little bit about commitment to a
relationship from Sneezels. Thank you Sneezels.
Thank you Sneezels for setting the example.
Like, you know what? You're right.
Let's not cancel sneezels. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, they made me vicious. They may tear vulnerable spots
up on prey and steal eggs and manipulate parents, but you know
what at. Least who doesn't?
At least they're committed. Yeah, they're at least they're
committed to each other, right? I did all that before I got here
this morning. Oh exactly.
Oh, oh, oh, for Wednesday for him.
Yeah. OK, all right.
Vicious in nature. It drives piggy from their nests
and scavenges any leftovers it can find.
So it also will eat, I guess, leftovers that the piggies have.
So I guess berries and seeds and whatnot too.
That's kind of interesting. Piggy remains.
The Unova, did you poop? That's it for the Sino region.
I don't think there's anything new in Unova for us to talk
about there. I don't think there.
Is a new entry in the UNOVA. Region, yeah.
It starts out exactly like another one, but it kind of has
a different ending the the the second one.
There. The second one there, a smart,
sneaky Pokémon. It makes opponents flinch by
suddenly showing the claws hidden in its paws.
So it makes opponents flinch that way.
That's interesting. Yeah, it's astonishing.
Yeah, I guess before when they when we read that on Johto, it
said scare or start a little say to me so but OK.
So next one, we have the callous region.
I mean, professor, maybe you can correct me here, but I don't I
don't really know that there's too much, too much.
There isn't anything new to me. No, No, I don't think so here.
All right, so let's move on to Lola.
Lola typically gives us any good stuff here, so it.
Is the good stuff now. Yeah, now, now that everybody's,
all the students have stopped listening.
Now we get the good stuff. No, we're gonna go though.
It has a cunning yet savage disposition.
It waits for parents to leave their nests, then it sneaks in
to steal their eggs. That's pretty much stuff we
already knew. Yeah, Pretty.
Pretty cut and dry there. Yeah, we need, We can't do.
That next one here, this one's this one's got some new ones.
Hold on. Let me get a quick some new
ones. Let me get a quick little sip
here. Hold on.
Good, good. Please be sipping, be sipping.
So just remember the way that that sounded just a second ago.
Here, it uses its claws to poke holes in eggs so it can slurp
out the insides. Breeders consider it a scourge
and will drive it away or eradicate it.
OK, so like, what are they driving in like a sedan?
Or they drive it inside of eradicate.
Just give it a. Little like a like AG, just give
it a. Little drive it, drive it into
eradicate. That's no, it's saying drive it
away or eradicate it. So I, I don't know, eradicating
it. Maybe they just like throw some
eradicates at it. All right.
All right, we're all agreed. So the next entry here is they
will cooperate to steal eggs from the nests of bird Pokémon,
but fights break out to determine which one gets to eat
the eggs. So it's.
Mine. No, it's mine.
All right, that's a little marital squabble.
That's OK. That happens sometimes.
Sometimes. Sometimes when they're a
breeding pair. And I get it.
You're hungry and you want some food.
Everybody gets angry. Right.
The last one here from the Alola region, it blends into the dark
of night to ambush its prey. Sneezel will attack Sandrew, but
it's hard skin can cause nasals claws to snap off.
That's painful. So that's interesting.
That's the first time we've had, we've heard about sneezel really
like attacking a particular Pokémon other than eggs.
So it's interesting that the Sneezel would go for the sand
shrew. But also and I'm wondering.
Like why it because it doesn't say it attacks them I guess.
I guess the the previous sentence says say ambushes its
prey, and I guess maybe we should assume that the sand tree
was prey. Yeah, but it.
Doesn't seem like good prey considering it can snap off
Sneezel's claws. That's all the entries for the
Alola region. Now we should move on to Galar.
I don't. I'm reading through these ones.
Again, I don't. I'm reading through these ones
in Galar right now and I'm seeing that.
Nothing. I don't really think there's too
much in there. All regular stuff well.
Yeah, yeah. Boring.
So let's go on to. Oh, well, OK, so I guess we
could read this one here. Hold on.
Let me let me pull it out. Pull it out of the drawer here.
We've got this. Oh.
Gosh, I should really clean that drawer.
That's why it's so. Dusty.
Yeah, it's really dirty. This.
Scroll here.
I'll I'll unroll it on the desk here.
This is a ancient entry about the the Sneezel that we know and
love, but from the ancient times of Hisui.
So this Pokémon shares roots with the Sneezels of Hisui, but
unlike that species, this one is spiteful in personality.
I hypothesize that water and earth can affect sneezels mind
and body. That is, that is.
That is, that is something right there.
That is something. But the ancient professors of
Hisui do have a point there. There is a a variant of sneezel
that is from Hisui originally and has a different has some
different attributes and we'll talk about those in in just a
minute. But that really.
Really teasing. Teasing A.
Little bit of a tease, a little bit of tease, but we got to
finish with. Something to look forward to.
Mix it up. We got to finish with the Joe
Tonian the Sneezel here first before we move on to this the
Histuian 1. So we have a we have a a last
entry in the Pokedex here from the Paldea region.
Honestly, the actually, this is all stuff we already know.
Cutting Pokémon high to the cover, move on wing to attack us
prey a smart and sneaky Pokémon, a pair works together to steal
eggs, yadda yadda yadda. I mean yadda.
What more are you going to say about?
What are you going to say? I wouldn't say anything.
Exactly. OK.
OK, sounds good. He said it.
I think it's time to go home. Now is the.
I think. No, hold on.
That was a, that was a, that was a pause to say it.
Pause. Pause for a second.
Oh be careful, I heard sneezels can make claws shit out of
theirs. Oh, be careful.
Careful. Careful.
I was just looking to see here, looking through my notes here if
there was anything extra we could say about maybe from
Professor Mirror or Professor Neroli.
Looks like Professor Stromboli does have some entries for us to
to look. Professor Stromboli AKA
Professor Ravioli. Professor Ravioli.
OK Professor Rigatoni. Professor Ratatouille.
The the Professor of sleep, as we all know and love.
Yeah. Sleep, Patoni.
Professor Sleepy Pants says. Got em.
Though known for its savage disposition, sneezo can be seen
sleeping peacefully. On very rare occasions, it's
been spotted with its belly out, languidly washing its face in
its sleep. #Belly.
Out there we go. We should all strive to sleep
belly out sometimes. That's right, I do.
I usually. Do It's good.
It's good for us. That's how.
That's how humans were made to to sleep.
Belly out, belly out. And I don't see any.
Oh no, actually there is one special pokedex entry I almost I
blew right past it. It is from ashes Pokedex.
Ashes pokedex says Sneezel, the sharp claw Pokémon.
Sneezel can't extend or retract its claws instantly.
Turn an attack instantly, instantly instantly.
That, that, that seems fast. I don't know.
If only we had some Pokémon around here that could
demonstrate that for us. Well.
Oh. No coming up here in a second.
For no way no stop it. But but first I want to read
this quick entry about the Hesuian Sneasel.
Fine. Yeah, you're heading yourself.
Another tease. Another tease.
I love this lesson. Teases on teases.
God, people don't know what to
expect. They well, that's the thing,
they know exactly what to expect.
Yeah, but they also don't. I left this I left this scroll
out on the desk here because if we scroll it a little bit
farther down, we can see. Oh, he's really laughing.
So he like that joke. God, he thought that was.
He thought that was. A good day job, Mr. Curtis.
Scroll cuz we're scrolling but like also like you Scroll down
on a screen. Yeah, I don't know if that's a
joke or where the term comes from, but whatever.
Oh, it's very funny. Very funny.
It's sturdy. Carved claws are ideal for
traversing precious cliffs from the tips of these claws or
precipitous they're. Not precious.
They're like, oh, we love these cliffs.
Ideal for traversing precipitous cliffs.
From the tips of these claws drip a venom that infiltrates
the nerves of any prey caught in Sneezel's grasp.
Hey, they used venom. Correctly.
Yeah. Good.
So that's good. Yeah.
So, so we may we did not touch on it, but Sneezel is you.
Wouldn't want to. It's venomous.
Got. Them well a a Jatonian sneezel
is a what type? What type does anyone know?
Ice and. Something or other dark right?
Ice and dark, That's right. Yeah, 'cause it very good dark.
I mean, it does talk about dark a lot in the Pokenex entries,
that it's hiding in the dark. It's sneaky, that type of thing,
right? But like, it doesn't really say
too much about ice, but it is an ice type as well.
But can you guess from that entry what type the Hyssuiens
Sneezel may encompass? Venom and flying.
OK, Ice and dragon. OK, well, well, it is poison.
Ice and ice. It is poison ice squared double
ice. It is poison since the venom,
but the other the other one. But it's not poison, it's venom.
The other one, of course, is is actually fighting.
Believe it. Interesting.
Yeah, yeah. So thank you for that.
All right, so you're welcome. After we've read through all the
entries here, now it's time for the big reveal.
Is everybody ready? Now we get to see one.
Everybody ready, Drummer please. Here.
Needle, needle. That's a spinner rack, Mr.
Curtis. Oh yes, threw a spinner rack
out. Oh no, that's the wrong
Pokeball. But see, look, I I put like a
little little red feather behind his ear, and I painted the tips
of his feet white. Ex Have yours?
Do you, did you not find one? Do you have a picture of one?
At least so? Like I have, it's a little feet.
Oh no, no, it's, it's over here behind the desk.
It's it's crazy, crushed the. Whole time walking.
Out now. Yeah, yeah, OK.
What's the sneezel's name? It's sneaky.
It's sneaky sneezel sneaky. The.
Sneezel. OK, I like that.
Hello sneaky little thing. That's right.
So sneaky here. Has actually been here in class
the whole time. Wow.
A plot twist, yeah. Wait, I thought, I thought my
wallet was missing. Sneaky.
Did you steal my wallet?
Did you? Steal the professor's wallet.
Yes, you took it. Oh, Oh yes, you took it.
Wait, Corey, did you take? Did you?
Take no no you. Sneak listen.
Sneaky took it. Listen.
I'll, I'll, I'll call the officer Jenny's and I'll get you
back in jail. No, I didn't rap.
You can't do that. I mean, I can't if you're
stealing things. Well, what if I'm doing it to
feed my family? No, Still no.
Still legal. Fine, here, here, take it.
Back. You know what?
I'm so sorry, sneaky. We should not have jumped
straight to you, assuming you stole the professors wallet and
I'm so sorry. Yeah, he's kind of profiling.
It's kind of. Rude.
Yeah, I know that was profiling and I apologize profusely, but
discrimination, yeah. So, So Corbin, if you could
please give us give us a little breakdown of what you see when
it comes to Sneaky here. OK, Sneaky is short, probably
about like 2-3 feet. It's very short.
It has two ears. One ear is, well, it's the same
color as the rest of it. It's kind of like, not really
teal, but more of a greenish. Bluish kind of color we.
Call that a standard EAR. We call that a standard EAR.
The other ear is bigger and it's also kind of like a scarlet
color. It's really nice.
We have these fierce eyes that look like eyeliner.
We do have a gem on in the middle of the head and also on
the chest. And then we have those famous
claws that we like to talk about.
So it looks like it has two or three claws on each hand.
That has two claws on each foot, which as we know are very
deadly. And then it has that same the
feather looking ear, the one that was like scarlet colored,
it's got 3 little feathers to match same exact color that are
coming out of its butt. And that's pretty much a sneezel
guys. Or at least that's the Jotowian
sneezel. Why do you think that one ear is
like that? What do you think is going on
there? Listening.
I think it's AI think it's a a fashion affectation.
Yeah. Do you think it like, did it
like lose its ear or something and then it like put a feather
in there to that's what? I would have done.
Yeah, that's that's what I would have.
Done. Sneaky sneaky.
Give us a little spin here. Little bit of strut strut.
Gorgeous walk. Oh, I think, I think she's like
moving it though. I think it is like a part of
her, yeah. Yeah, it is.
Look at that. Interesting.
I, I want, I want you guys to, to take a look close look at
here at at Sneaky's paws. Go ahead.
I'm trying, yes. I don't like, I don't get too
close, just. Just close Professor Press for
you could you could see right. I'll yeah, I'll bring out AI
brought my telescope with me. I'll, I'll look closely with
that. OK, so pretty understood to me,
right? And then, yeah, get him sneaky,
yes. Go.
This is why I didn't get close. See.
See how those those claws just kind of popped?
Out there, flinch that. Was that was kind of terrible.
Startles startles you right? Just like the Pokedex entry said
so. Startles.
Just like they say. When they're right, they're.
Right when they're right, they're right, so they're wrong.
That's pretty good. And thank you, Sneaky.
I appreciate it. Appreciate it.
Sneaky. You can.
You can go back to the to the to.
The hiding spot behind the desk. And this right here, you know as
I scroll the scroll a little bit.
Further, there it is. I have a hilarious.
I have, I have a drawing here of the Hisuyian Sneasel on the
bottom of the scroll. Do you really?
Yeah, well. Who would have guessed?
Yeah, who would have thought? And it, and if you notice it
doesn't look too different. It looks very similar, very
similar looks like, but you could see the color scheme's a
little bit different. You know, the, the, the face has
got like the, the front part of the face has got like a darker
purple color. And then there's like a outer
area that's like a paler. And that's the same thing for
the chest. It's got like a little bit of a
darker purple color and then there's a lighter body color
still. Looks like it's covered in
poison. Yeah, still 1 ear feather on one
side, 3 feathers in the back. You know, St. you know, very
similar look still to what what we've, you know, seen here with
the Joe Toadians nasal. So not not too much different
there. So all right.
All right. So that I feel like we've been
pretty productive here. Now it's time for, unless I'm
forgetting something, professor. No pop quiz.
I, I think you're, I think we're.
Good. OK, we're good.
Alright, alright, it's time for the.
But what is? It.
Queen. So we are doing a pop.
No, I don't want to do a pop. No, no, we're not We're not OK.
No, we're, we're actually not doing a, a pop quiz today.
We are doing an instructional video and I'm so excited
because. Just can't hide it.
The the professor and Corbin are going to do the instructional
video together. Yeah, and I don't have to work
together with Corbin this time. Oh, I'm so lucky you.
But as we've done in the past, it is going to be in a
structural video. It does need to address a
particular topic, and that topic this time around is how to keep
your flying Pokémon's eggs safe from sneezels.
I would even go so far as to say how to keep your Pokémon's eggs,
you know, just take the flying part out of there.
How to keep Pokémon eggs away from sneezel.
Because all Pokémon lay eggs as we've discussed.
OK, so OK, that is that is your, your your prompt.
I will go ahead and step out of the class and let you guys work
here in the classroom. I'm going to walk down the
hallway, maybe go. He's still talking, but he's so
far away we can barely hear. Him this morning or anything
he's. Saying he's he's down, like he's
all the way down the hallway. What are you saying?
What? What Mr. We can't.
Hear you all. Right, let's just.
Yeah, I'll get up and shut the door so I can't hear him
anymore. Thank.
You Roger? Yeah.
Oh my gosh, welcome back. Okay, I'm back.
Gosh, I I love just being able to kind of walk out and walk
down, socialize a little bit with the other.
We've been waiting here for like 30 minutes.
We've been done for over 30 minutes.
Mr. I'm I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, Professor.
I'm I'm back. I'm back.
Are you? And I guess you guys are ready
for your for your instructional video, I assume I was.
Born ready. Just to just to recap here, our
our rubric for instructional videos #1 Must include
information that we learned in class.
Pretty standard there. Thank you.
Must demonstrate the you're welcome unique attributes and
abilities of said Pokémon. OK, present #3 Presentation must
be at least three minutes long and focus primarily on the topic
assigned and. Yeah, we did.
I did shorten it from 5:00 to 3:00, didn't I?
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I can bump it back up to
five if you like. No, that's OK.
Oh, OK. All right.
Yeah, make it 5. All right, we'll make it 5 this
time. We'll give professor the full
course of five minutes. And then finally, the final
point is determined by your partner by answering the
question, how do you rate your partner's participation in this
project? So with that being said, I'm
going to, I'm going to go over here, pull down the projector
screen here, pull out the the DVD player and, and I'm just
going to take a seat right over here.
Go ahead. Put that bad boy in there.
There we go in. Lady. 21 Hello everybody.
Welcome to another instructional video, but this time I am joined
here by the professor himself. Say hi.
Professor, where do I look? You're right there at the
camera, right? There's this one over here.
No, that one the. Other one why do you have some?
Why do you have so many cameras in here?
You only ever do? Cameras C Cameras D Cameras OK,
it's cutting into our time. Welcome to the instructional
video. Today, we're going to teach you
how to keep your Pokémon's exit safe from Sneezel.
Now, and that's Professor Jacob. And that's Professor Jacob.
Professor Jacob, can you start off by telling me what the heck
I have to do first? All right, it's very simple.
OK, We have a very, we have a very clever Pokémon on our
hands. So what we need to do, we got to
throw it off right away. We have to pick.
Several decoy trees now, Corbin, tell them what we're going to do
with those decoy trees. So what?
We're going to do with these decoy trees is we're going to
provide decoys in them to throw off the Sneasel.
Now what we're going to do next is we're going to purchase three
to five pitchy dolls. Now this is going to come into
play. You just have to wait and see.
It's all set up. It's all set up.
It's all set up and getting ready.
So after you purchase the dolls and you've selected your trees
in the woods, what am I going to do next, Professor?
All right, so we need to have one actual tree, right, that
we're going to put our eggs, and then we're going to have our
little nesty poos in there with all the real eggs.
And for that one, you want to make it as hard as possible for
this nasal to get up there. So we're going to pick a very
sturdy tree and we're going to keep the nest elevated.
Corbin, what are you going to do to that tree?
I'll tell you what I'm going to do to that tree.
I'm going to place the dolls or the dolls we got earlier.
Oh yeah, some. Not only in the main, a tree
with the nest, we're also going to put it in some of the decoy
trees as well. This is going to give you the,
you know, some different options here.
And as we know, the sneezels only really come around when the
parents are gone. But if we have a bunch of little
fake piggies around, it might throw it off just a little bit.
So these nests will never be empty and that that is a
guarantee. Wait, are we, are we selling
decoys? Is that was that?
Was that what this is for? We're selling decoys now after
I've put everything in the tree. Is there anything else I could
do to protect the main tree? Good question.
So we know that sneezels use their hard and powerful claws to
punch holes in trees to climb them.
So what we're going to do is we're going to buy some metal
that is at least as hard as steel.
Little hard stuff. Yeah, exactly.
So that way it's not going to be climbing the tree and using its
claws or anything like that. Yeah, and then and.
But we got to get that around the tree, don't we, Corbin?
We do. So now step 6 is obviously
you're a little weak baby like me and you can't, you know, bend
metal like that. So we're going to need is a
strong fighting type like I'm a choke or a Machamp, preferably
one that could bench press a Venusaur.
No reason in particular, but you want to find a strong fighting
type and it's what you're going to have.
That fighting type do is. I think you guys already know,
but tell. Them yeah, you're going to,
you're going to bend that metal. Bend that metal.
Bend that metal, OK? Yeah, so you're going to have
your very strong fighting type Pokémon bend the metal or bend
the metal around the tree and attach it to the trunk of that
tree. No way of Sneezel's getting up
there. One more step, just in case.
Well, just just to be sure. I mean, it's probably not going
to get up there, but what you could do is Lube up the metal
with some oil just for extra measures.
And if you want to keep it as safe as possible, maybe apply
that oil every single day for maximum deterrent so that it
will not climb up the tree. At minimum every other day.
But now that I have that set up,
I have my trees, everything good to go.
What is the What's the next step, Professor?
At this point, I think we've got it covered, but you know, you
can never be too sure. So I should always have some
kind of Pokémon on guard. You know, guards aren't perfect.
Sometimes they'll leave but you know they'll they'll actively
keep the the sneezels away. You could use a fighting type if
you want. My suggestion would be a Sand
True who As we know their skin is too hard for sneezel to
Pierce, so they could definitely do a good job at guarding the
nest from any kind of attacking. Snezel Anything else?
Anything else at? The end here you want to add
Corbin. Yeah.
So one last thing for nighttime protection, for the final step.
You do, you do. Need to have a spotlight kind of
in the vicinity of the nest or a Pokémon that has flashed over to
prevent camouflage. Because what Snezel likes to do
is likes to conceal itself in the darkness to sneak up on
those trees and and nab some eggs in the nest.
So having some sort of motion detector light or a spotlight or
something at the base of the tree, not too high ups that the
Pokémon can't sleep, but at the base of the tree to deter it as
it's about to climb up, it's definitely going to send it
running. So you got the oil, you got the
metal, you got the decoys, you got the lights.
That thing is not getting. Those eggs, baby.
So you can have those delicious eggs for breakfast the next
morning. That's right, if they can't eat
them, you can. All for you more egg for me and
that that's a guarantee are we selling the eggs are we selling
the eggs we're. Selling.
I think we're we can sell to
bend around. Yeah, we did get way too much
metal. How do we end this?
How do we I'll. Tell you, Professor, thank you
so much for joining me today as a guest star.
I'll never do it again. Well, you never know, we'll see,
but thank you guys so much for tuning in.
Hopefully this tip was helpful and you can keep your Pokémon
eggs safe from sneezels. Any last words, Professor,
before we dip out? Always stay on your toes.
You never know 'cause sneezel. One thing we know about Sneezel
is that it's crafty. It's crafty and it's crappy.
Have a good day everybody. And that, and what's that?
And now you know. How is, how about that all
right, OK. Good.
You know, watching back on my performance, I feel like I
really could have, you know, done some things better.
I mean, that's. On me, I didn't.
I didn't direct you better. That's on me.
All right, all right. Some notes for myself.
Well, that that that was very interesting.
Thank you all for putting that together.
The clock does say over 5 minutes, so good job with that.
There was a little kind of like, you know, tie, I think
intentionally time killing elements in there, right, like
the bend that metal, bend that metal.
I mean, you know, repetition is key, Mr. Curtis.
If you want somebody to learn something, you want to refer to
it. You know.
I feel like that's a valid thing to teaching strategy.
Yeah, it's part of brainwashing. Wow.
OK, well, you know what? That's true anyway.
And you remembered it, right? You remembered to bend that.
Metal that you're not going to forget.
That's true. That's true.
I you know what? I stand, I stand corrected.
So thank you very much. You're sitting down.
Well, hold on. Let me stand up here real quick.
Thank you. Now you stand.
Here I stand here and I stand corrected.
OK, so in our first segment must include information we learned
in class. I think you, I mean, you did
bring in some commentary about, you know, setting up decoy trees
'cause, you know, they like to, to target nests and in tree
that's fine. Wrapping the metal around the
tree 'cause it likes to sink its claws into the tree, using the
flash to, to deter the, the sneakiness.
So I, we did all learn that from Pokedex entry.
So I'll give you guys credit for that one that also kind of.
Begrudgingly give us some point for that.
One. That's right, but you also
demonstrated some unique understanding of the attributes
and abilities. Once again, Flash.
Good point. Claws digging into the into the
tree. That's also a good point.
I don't know how I shouldn't say that.
How, how practical it is getting metal harder than steel and
then, you know, bending it and wrapping around your tree for
your Pokémon. But you got a fighting time to
do. It but you know what?
You know what? That was the topic assigned how
to protect your flying type Pokémon.
And you know what, once you do all this, that would get you
there. So I do.
I do like that. Nothing but the best.
The presentation was also over 5 minutes long, so I gotta give
you a point in that element. So, so far so good.
I'll give you I'll give you all full points on there, but our
but our last point of course is determined by your partner.
So of course, you know, beauty before ugly.
Go ahead Corbin, step out of the step out of the classroom here
for a second and we're going to get the the professor in here
to, to to reach your performance.
All right, Ugly's dipping out for a little.
Bit. Oh, man, he looks so sad.
That's right, you know. OK.
Is he gone? Shut the door.
Shut. Shut the door.
Like you can still hear me
though. Yeah, OK, Hold on.
I'll get the door. I'll get the door real quick.
Hold on. All right, go ahead, professor.
You know, I was, I was impressed by Corbins attitude and his
ability to to, you know, put put the presentation together.
He did get distracted by drinking chocolate milk for a
little bit, but you know, that's like he's, have you heard about
his chocolate milk addiction? I mean, I have, but like, I
wasn't gonna bring it back into class up here, but I mean, yeah,
you're. Right, we'll, we'll talk.
We'll we'll bring it up to him later.
We gotta, we gotta, you know, sit him down and really have a
discussion with him and really bring him, yeah, into terms with
his addiction, you know, so. Yeah, and it it came a little
bit into play here in this in this presentation.
Remind me again what what I'm giving him the score out of?
Like, was it one to four? One to five?
Yeah, one to four, one to four. OK, I'm gonna give him a 3.5.
3.5 out of four. OK, yes, he took off half a
point for that dependence on chocolate.
Milk. Yeah.
For the for the. Yeah, yeah, it was, it was a lot
of time that we could have spent making this.
Gotcha. His presentation?
OK, all right, that's fine. You know, he's got to have his
head in the game. OK, go ahead.
If you'll if you'll swap out with Corbin, please.
All right. Hey, Corbin.
Hey, hey, what's up? Oh, it's, it's your God.
He's got more chocolate milk. Oh great, he's thirsty.
Corbin. Oh God.
Gotta be drinking water man, You're like 90% chocolate milk
right now. I do know it's you're.
Lactose intolerant. Just leave me in my milk belly
alone, all right? Get out there.
All right, fine. I'm.
Gone. You can leave the door open for
the professor though. I mean, we don't have.
No, it's OK, I'll close to hiding.
No, I don't want to hear it so. OK.
All right, All right, we'll shut the door then.
Sure. All right, Corbin, So you have
a, you have a point range to go here it is between 4:00 to 4:00
points. So I just need you to go ahead
and four. To four OK, go ahead and pick a
point to pick pick a let's see. So if I had to pick it based on
one to four like our original ranking, I'm probably going to
give him maybe a 3.5. I mean overall I think he did
really well. It was good mixing it up a
little bit. He followed the same template
pretty well and eased himself into the the you know, the
format in the way we present there was there was, you know,
I'm taking off like maybe .2 points there for him, you know,
not being professional at the beginning and missing where the
camera is. Granted, I could have edited
that out, but you know, I shouldn't have to I.
Feel like that's really more of a problem for you, not for him
then. Well, I feel like, you know, if
he was professional I wouldn't have had to worry about that.
And then I'm also taking off another .3 points because he
wasn't always easy to work with. You know, the real major thing
that bothered me was that I would offer him chocolate milk
and he wouldn't, he wouldn't take any.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, I thought that was, you
know, when Portman offers you chocolate milk, you've got to
take that chocolate milk. Yeah.
So I wasn't a huge fan of that. But anyways.
But yeah, 3.5 is what I'm giving him. 3.5 OK.
I mean, Are you sure this is the professor now?
3.5 All right. Trust me.
OK. All right, Go ahead.
Come on in, boss professor. Wow, another perfect assignment
for me, right? That's right, no, no points
missed. No points missed.
That's right, professor Perfect, perfect score 44.4 for you.
All right, So thank you both for bringing such a inspirational
and knowledge providing instructional video to class
today. I really appreciate it.
But now it is time for the one, the only the most important part
of Bug Extravaganza and Sneezel. Oh yes, of course it.
Is of course time for the bug catching competition.
Play that bug Competition music Portia we.
Don't have the budget for bug competition music?
Describe on Patreon to feed our families.
Ohh we don't have any. We know that's a.
Shame. Ohh, that's OK.
Man, maybe next time, yeah, maybe next year we'll have a or
next lesson series like here when rail goes.
That yeah, OK, well next, next, next time we run through this
class maybe, but we'll just. Who goes?
Who goes first? I'll go.
I'll go first. Yeah.
It's called him Professor. Whoa, that's teaching you, I
think. He's respecting you, Mr. Curtis
No. No, no, no.
No, I don't. There's no respect there.
Teaching assistant Mr. Curtis, thank you very much.
And yes, the professor, please, if you'll, if you'll go ahead
and, and show us your, your candidate that you've brought to
the competition today, please. All right.
OK. So yeah, I have here.
I have a Galissa pod. Here we go.
What you have a Galissa pod? It's one of my favorites.
Yeah. So yeah, I found this Galissa
pod. I caught it with a Pokeball,
like pretty much right after walking out of class.
From the first time that Kurt's mentioned this, yeah, it's
pretty strong. That had a crush few boulders at
my house, you know that were kind of like causing me issues
you. Caught.
You caught it. Wait, so you caught it here in
the JoJo region? Yeah, I know, right?
I was surprised. Yeah.
That is kind of so this. Is yours now what you would you
name him? I didn't give him anything.
It's it's, it's for the competition that I'm gonna let
him go. Wow, he's what?
You're gonna let go of this thing?
I'll. Take it so I'm not a good.
Thing I want one. I'm not a good.
No, I'm a great trainer. I'll raise this Calissa pod with
so much. Love.
Yeah. No.
But Mr. Curious is right. I think this, I think this
Calissa Pod is is not in the right place.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna go ahead and bring him back home.
Well, I'm not in the right place either, but my my place I could
be is right next to Scalissa pod training it.
How about that? OK, so, so, so we have we have a
Galissa pod as everybody knows knows from home.
This is. However you want to say it.
Hard scale Pokémon. So I've got I've got my little
ball peen hammer here. I'm just going to give it a
little tap, tap. Oh yeah.
Oh, OK. That isn't.
The reverberations on that. Yeah, so it is, it's shell
covering its body is hard as diamond and that that sounds.
The reason why I use this hammer is I can tell how hard it is by
by the tone of the of the bang when I tap it.
So yeah, it does. It does seem to have its its
integrity. Let's see, we've got, it's
supposed to have six arms and yeah, yeah, it's got that.
I see. Yep.
And here's the 6th one right here.
It's gorgeous. Yeah, gorgeous.
Gorgeous. And then it's.
A bug? For sure.
Unnamed, unnamed Galissa pod, if you could just just retract your
your claws for me and oh, oh, OK.
Oh, yeah, it didn't can't, can't.
But it didn't. It didn't really retract them
all the way. They're supposed to be able to
do that. But but but you know, you can
stick it back out. That's good.
OK, So, yeah, this is this is a very good example of a Glissa
pod, a little underweight, but definitely has what it's what
it's famous for, which is it's it's, you know, diamond hard
shell, big, big, big claws here on the outside for inner arms
right here. Definitely peak, peak bug right
here. Thank you.
Thank you everybody. That's yeah, that's what I
thought too. When I caught it.
I was like this is peak bug or whatever and I'll just.
Peak bug. I'm sorry everybody clap.
Thank you. Thank you so much, Professor and
and unnamed Glossopod, if you'll just take a step to side.
Just call him Glossopod, call him unnamed Mr. G.
Mr. the Professor, Mr. G, Thank you.
Mr. G is good. I like that.
OK, so Professor G, Professor G, Professor Jacob and Professor GI
like that. Thank you.
OK, he's AG OK. All right, So Corbin, if you'll
please come up to the front of the class here and.
Wait, what? Wait, what did you rank in?
What's the rank? Oh, well, I, I mean, OK, you
want me to give the ranking now? I mean out of the oh.
You're gonna wait until the OK, You're gonna wait till the the
end. Yeah, it seems.
Just more, OK. I mean, I'd, I'll, I'll say as
a, you know, I haven't seen the what corporate's brought to the
class today yet. So I don't know how it ranks
compared to that, but I would give this.
One, I mean, but it's like there's a bug scale, right?
Right, right. OK.
Of course. Yeah, there's there's one, it's
one to seven and one being is this is no bug and seven is the
buggiest bug, so OK, right. Yeah.
So, yeah, So the, the, you know, this is obviously a bug, so it's
not a one I'd give, I'd give this glissa pod, you know, a, a
prime example of it is a bug type.
And it is got just about everything you'd ask for in a
glissa pod. So I'll give this a good five
out of seven. Great, Great job, Professor.
Yeah, very good. Yeah, a little, little underway
could retract the claws all the way.
But you know that that could just because they're out of
their natural habitat here in the JoJo region.
So maybe they're a little malnourished or anything, but
but you know, that's OK. We'll, we'll get them back up to
to shop. Thank you.
Professor G Corbin, if if you could come up, up, up to the
front here now. Oh boy, yeah sure.
Hey everybody, I got my backpack here.
I tried for weeks on end to get a good Pokémon for this.
I did the best I could. Like I said, broke like.
Nine Nets. Hold on, hold on, Corbin.
One one second. Sneaky, sneaky.
Hey, sneaky. Get.
Get out from. Get out of there.
Hey, get out of my bag. No, it's not back.
What's just trying to? Get.
I will show you if you just give me a minute okay, so this is the
Pokémon that I got for the bug catching competition.
I just caught it about an hour before, so I didn't have a whole
lot of time to, you know, get it, you know, picture perfect.
Ready for the presentation. But this right here is a peanut
in the caterpie. Oh my gosh, This is my my little
friend here. But hey, hey, good job.
You know, that is a good job. I mean, you know, it's probably
it's just a just a caterpie. Well, he's a cute caterpie.
Oh my gosh. Yeah, maybe there's always next
year. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Peanut, Peanut, was it Please, Peanut, step up, step up on the
desk here. Whoa, oh, geez.
Look at the look at your yeah, your little feet.
Yeah, you've got the, you've got that.
You've got your your little tail and, and 1234.
Yeah, yeah, five false eyes. Yeah, yeah.
And your, and your little antenna up here on top.
Oh gosh, it's oh, smell that stink.
Oh. Oh yeah, he does.
That is. Oh that is so stinky.
Oh, I noticed. That when I got him.
Yeah, yeah. Wow.
Yeah, smells. That's how that's how you,
that's how you found him, right? Yeah, I did.
I found him covered in my. Oh, gosh, yeah.
For those of, for those of the students that remember when we
discussed Caterpie, Caterpie does use its horrible stench
from its antenna to drive away enemies.
And yeah, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't understand why
he's, he's releasing that right now.
But I don't know, he's stinky boy.
Let me pull, pull out this this leaf over here from from my
backpack. Let's see, caterpies have
voracious appetites. So if, if, if you wouldn't mind,
go ahead Peanut. Oh, there he goes.
Yeah, Go to town. Wow it.
It devoured that leaf, which is bigger than its body, right
before my eyes. Yeah, that's right.
Wow than peanut is wow that's. Crazy.
You know what I have to say, Corbin?
This is such a specimen right here.
This is really this. This right here is peak bug.
I have to say this is a 7 out of seven Caterpie right here.
This is this is 7 yes. How dare you?
I got the prime bug baby peanut high 5.
You can't do that because you're small.
This is the buggiest bug. Oh.
Man, I can't wait to take you home.
Wow, Mr. Curtis, that. I'm so sorry, professor.
I mean, I mean, I get it, like the glisten pod is really cool,
but look at this guy. Look at Peanuts We.
Get a trophy or something, or a cookie.
Yeah, Professor G, you know, better luck next time.
Come back next time around and and we'll see.
You know, you, you're really great.
But, you know, I have to say, this is the buggiest Caterpie I
have ever seen. Seven out of seven.
Thank you. Round of applause.
Beautiful for Corbin. And Peanut.
Feels nice to win one. That was fair and equitable.
Fair and equitable. Fact.
I might even say that it was extremely.
I would I would say. I'm not.
I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.
Nobody should. Play it in.
Extreme Bethany Go, Portia Go I. Don't think we should.
I think we should. That's crazy.
The Porsche just played that insane.
Yeah. Yeah, Wait, no.
So what do we? What do we win other than
bragging rights? Well, exactly, exactly that.
But Braggy Rice and of course this trophy right here.
Ohh. Nice, it's.
Sticky. Wow, it's OK, full of spinner
rats. Yeah.
Ohh God, you know what? You can have the trophy.
Yes that's cool. I don't want.
The bug? Are you sure?
You sure you don't want? Nothing good.
That's all right. No, I'll take.
That's a bragging. Right.
I didn't even compete in the competition this year and I get
the trophy. That's great.
We'll put it back up on my wall again.
Everyone's a winner except for you, Professor.
Sorry. You know I'm fine not having a
nasty spinner act trophy. Me too.
All right, so that's gonna that's gonna do it for this
lesson today. What are we going to learn about
next week? No, it's not Deciduai.
Dang it. Good try, though.
Good try though. One of these days.
And I'm, I'm going to go ahead and cut you off at the pass and
say it's not Weevil, guys. It's not Weevil.
OK. All right.
OK. So we're done with bug types
right now. Sneezler and.
Is it? Skarmory.
We're not too far away from Sneezler, but it's not Sneezler
time Rat. No, Dang it.
No, no. Time yet?
OK, OK. It's not Skarmory.
No, it's not Skarmory, no. Any other guesses?
Just a random name out of my hat, Teddy Ursa.
There we go, professor. You got it.
Right. Nice.
Yeah, that was good. Who could I?
Guess good, Random guess. So that's right, next time is
Teddy Ursa the little bear Pokémon.
But before we before we head out, Corbin real quick, if you
could tell the students at home what what they can look forward
to if they go visit our Patreon. Dude, our Patreon has all the
best content. There's cool stuff on there.
So you can get anything from full Discord access to Mr.
Curtis's doodles. You get to watch our Emerald
Nuzlak play through two weeks early.
You get your name entered into a raffle for deciding future
Pokémon names so you could have a Pokémon in class named after
you. You get to listen to the monthly
Q&A's and and the highest tier you get to send questions via
Discord form of the Q&A. So you can ask us whatever you
want. Recently we did a would you
rather segment. So a bunch of people have been
asking us like, would you rather as we've been answering those?
And that's been a lot of fun, yeah.
It actually has been a lot of fun.
There's been good. Stuff in those Q&A's.
And some would say most importantly, we have outtakes
and deleted scenes, super cuts that we release every month too,
so you get all that stuff for the highest tier, which is only
10 bucks on Patreon. We never mess up.
What are you talking about, Corbin?
Yeah, we never mess. Never.
But you can even get the Patreon for as little as a dollar and
have access to the Discord Mr. Curtis's doodles in our full
Emerald and Nuzak playthrough. So guys, a lot of great stuff
there. And and Professor Jacob, if you
wouldn't mind real quick, what's your favorite thing about our
YouTube channel? My favorite thing, cuz there's
so many things. I guess I'll have to just say my
favorite. The streams that we've been
doing, we do weekly streams starting at 7:00 on Sundays and
that should say 7:00 Eastern Standard Time.
So, yeah, we've been, we we do a couple of things, but I think, I
don't know, but I'm not, I don't want to say what we've been
doing recently because I know it, it may have changed.
Yeah. I always, I always spoil it.
That's it. I don't want to spoil it.
That's right. But yeah, check it out.
They've been a lot of fun and anybody who shows up has a lot
of fun moving around so. They love it.
They love. Us, they, they listen, they tell
us all the time. We love it.
That's right.
OK. Well, thank you so much
everybody for tuning in. Thank you Professor for for
gracing me and letting me lead the class starting this
beautiful season of Bug, Stravaganza and Sneezel.
I don't think Corbin has said it.
I want Corbin to say it. OK, go ahead, Corbin.
Oh, I think, Curtis, I think all things considered, you did a
good job leading Bug Extravaganza and also Sneezel.
Perfect. Oh yeah, he did it, guys.
He did. We always.
He was going to do it, but he did it.
Part of the part of the team. That's right.
All right, Well, thank. You all right, you jokesters,
the the time to mess around is over next week.
I expect you here at 5:00 AM sharp and we're going to start
doing some lessons right away. I got a lot of lot of ground to
make up. I got a lot of teaching energy
to get out of me so. And and I'm so excited for the
professor, but that's going to have to wait until next time
because this time class is dismissed.
Wait, are you allowed to end it now?
I thought butt extravaganza and sneeze was over.
Are you allowed to end it? I thought professor was.
Supposed to end. No, that's fine, he can do it.
OK, fine. I'll allow it this time.
He'll pay for it next week. That's right, make him pay,
professor.