Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today is, of course, my wonderful teaching assistant,
Mr. Curtis, it's Curtis. How are you today?
Oh, I'm doing so great. Thank you so much, Professor.
And you know, let me just tell you, my walk to class today was
very, you know, uneventful. And I walked, you know, up and
down the street a couple times just looking for something to do
and. Is it normally not uneventful?
I I suppose eventful? Is it normally eventful?
Is it? Yeah.
What kind of walks you taking? Well, I mean what normally?
Happens on your adventures, Mr. Curtis.
I want to know. So you know, most of the time
when I get up, I have to like, you know, get up, get the
sprinter racks away, get them fed, get them, you know, going.
But you know, they they're actually they were self.
Sufficient. They were self-sufficient this
morning. That's right.
They caught themselves a a Spiro last night and they were just so
well fed. I just didn't have to do.
I have to do anything to help them out.
So, you know, I got up and that's right.
And normally on my way in, Yeah, normally I I, you know, as I
come to the classroom in the morning I, you know, I got to
clean the whole school up and. You know, the entire school.
Yeah, yeah, I mean I thought you just the room.
I do a quick once over of the school, but you know, then I
when I come into class, then I clean everything.
You really scrub a dub dub, right?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so like a once over isn't
like you pick up trash off the floor.
Trash sweep, mop if needed. You know that type of thing.
I just look for any like blatant, not cleanness.
Right toothbrush on the toilet seats.
That type of thing. Yeah, exactly.
I mean, I don't know if Mr. Curse is the right person to,
you know, identify uncleanliness.
I I would agree with that. He is disgusting.
He is Ron filled, not that. I I do, but your client listen.
Your classroom's clean every day when you come in, right?
But what are you doing it to make it happen?
It's pretty clean. I mean, it's me every day, baby.
Although I feel like it's normally pretty clean when we
leave too. I don't think you're doing
anything. I think it's all.
Except for when it gets gets trashed and destroyed and
whatnot and then you know. I said normally.
That's right. He did.
OK. Thank you for that interesting
revelation on the the daily life of Mr. Curtis.
Also joining us here in the classroom today is our young
trainer in training, Corbin. Corbin, how are you?
Well, I'm good. I'm doing good, feeling good,
feeling great guys. Everyone type in the chat.
Which one of us is your favorite?
I know it's me. Wait, what?
There's a chat? Are we live right now?
No, I mean, we should we go live.
No, we're not. No.
Portia gets really mad when we go live.
Yeah, we've tried going live once.
You guys missed it then, Portia yelled at us.
She's like, I I can't edit you guys live.
Yeah. I can't have you saying these
things live. If we If we ever go live, we're
going to have to sedate Portia. Portia, you didn't hear that?
Oh, wait, no, I'm just kidding. She had.
Oh yeah, Portia is listening. No, she's editing this right
now. In the future, Portia, I didn't
mean it. What's going on, guys?
Happy to be here. Happy Wednesday to you all.
Hope you're doing fine and dandy, because I know I am.
I'm ready to learn about a Pokémon.
And honestly, now that summer is basically here, I think it would
be great to finally get my first Pokémon.
Enjoy the summer with it. You know, have some fun, roll
around at the beach, Play tag, I don't know, maybe tickle each
other a little bit. I think there's a lot of fun to
be had there. So I think after the.
End of this one Pokémon with fingers, is what he's saying.
You could tickle with nubs. Put that on a T-shirt.
I I'm. I'm ready to get my first
Pokémon after today's class is what I'm trying to tell you.
Oh. OK, well that's not going to
happen, but you are going to get your first Pokémon after we
finished learning about all the rest of the Pokémon.
Would you say the rest of the Pokémon and what?
Of the week. All of them.
Once you learn about again, once
you learn about all the Pokémon, then you get a Pokémon of your
own. That's how it works.
That's how it works for everybody.
That's how all Pokémon trainers have learned.
I don't think that's accurate. That's what Don did.
Well, I I must follow in the steps of my queen.
Excellent. I'm glad we have that settled.
All right, everybody. We have a lot to talk about
today, as always, but I would like to start off with a Gengar
male if that's OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, of course, Professor. OK, this one's a little bit
long, so bear with me. It comes to us from 1 Henry.
Henry, thank you so much for your Gengar male.
It says hello, Professor Jacob, Mr. Curtis and Corbin.
My name is Henry. Hello.
Yes, my name is Henry and I'm a champion ranked trainer from the
Paldea region. I'm also an avid researcher of
shiny Pokémon. That's interesting.
Have you guys heard of shiny Pokémon?
Have you guys ever seen a shiny Pokémon?
Yeah, I mean, I I have a couple of shiny spinner rack.
I have not seen a shiny Pokémon, but yeah, I know what they are.
I've not seen one in person though.
Oh, why I can't? I can bring some of my shiny
spinner rack. Would rather die, honestly.
I can't. You haven't brought in any of
your shiny spinner rack already. Mr. Curtis just it's not as
shiny just 'cause it's discolored, 'cause they're not
fed well. Oh, no, no, no.
I mean, myself and I are, you know, different than their
traditional colored spinner act. They're like a, you know,
different shades, but shiny, yes, shiny spinner act.
I've not brought in because, you know, they're like they're blue
and they've got pink accents. And I mean, not that that's a
bad color or anything, but they're so rare I would.
Accents. How do you have a?
How does your voice have a have a pink accent?
No, no like. What region is that from that?
Instead of instead of, like the yellow stripes on their legs,
they're pink stripes. Oh, it sounds prettier than the
normal ugly ones you have. So accents.
That's right. But yeah, but they're so rare
that I I keep them at home. They're like prime breeding
stocks. So you know, we want to try and
and, you know, have more of those come.
I I hate to. I hate to say this Mr. Curtis, I
don't think now and maybe Henry can let us know, but I'm pretty
sure shiny the shiny trait is not hereditary.
It's not but I but if I keep doing it over and over again
they I eventually get more. Maybe it's.
Just because. I breed so many.
You said the shiny, the shiny spinarak.
You have a prime breeding stock. That's right.
Yeah. Because of their shininess.
Or their genetics. Well, no, I mean they're they're
because they're shiny. I want to get more shiny.
So you got to bring 2 breed 2 shinies together.
No, I'm pretty like I I like. I'm saying I don't think it's
hereditary. Is that not how it works?
I'm pretty sure. I mean, again, I'm not.
I'm not an avid researcher of shiny Pokémon like Henry here,
who sent us a Gengar mail which I should probably keep reading.
If you're a professor in genetics, let us know.
All right, Henry's Genger mail and goes on to say I have I'm
relatively new to this series. I haven't already gotten my
trainer's license before, and I am now 13.
Yes, Corbin, you can age. I mean, I'm aging, right?
I I I don't. Feel any?
Yeah, it'll happen, Corbin. Eventually.
One other year's past, but I I don't look the same.
I have not grown. Yeah, I have not grown.
I have not. The same no aging.
But I mean you've you've formed new memories.
I have formed new memories, but I'm the same height as I was
four years ago when we started and I have, so I had no signs of
aging in four years. It's just weird, That's all I'm
saying. Anyways, I don't know what you
guys want to say, but still. But they still take an extra bit
of time every Wednesday to listen to this lesson series.
I have separate messages for all of you and I hope you take them
to heart. Professor Jacob, I'm a big fan
of the opinion and perspective of an experienced man that puts
a spin on the Poke X entries rather than just reciting them.
Isn't that such a nice thing to say, Corbin?
What? Very true, Very true, said that.
No, you you say. I only read Pokedex entries.
According to Henry. I put my own spin on them.
Well, he's just trying to get a Gold Star.
You don't know that. I do.
He'll get one. Also, Henry says I enjoy your
sense of humor and how the class has evolved wink over the years,
giving the students room to stretch their creativity with
more chances for debates, pitches, and poems.
I have something to show you that could be hosted on the
Patreon. OK, it's it is a picker for your
favorite Pokémon. I encourage all in the class to
try it, but especially you because most of us have not
extensively researched you and would love to know your
preferences. Thank you.
Thank you so much for your time and effort you put into your
class and I look forward to the 16 plus years going forward in
this class. Man, is it really?
Is it really 16 plus years? It's been a long time.
It has been a while. No, it's it hasn't been 16 plus
years. It will be 16 years.
Wow, I can't imagine living to 16.
It sounds so old. Well, you'd still be 10.
Well, we don't know. Maybe.
Even 9 you might end up going back in age.
You don't really know how this works.
I I don't know, but yeah, that Pokémon.
That Pokémon picker is pretty cool.
I don't actually have no if I've ever used one, but that's a
pretty good idea. We might do that on the Patreon.
Yeah, it is pretty cool, they included.
Henry included a link in this Gengar mail.
And we might, I don't know, we might be tempted to do an extra
video on the Patreon at some point, which includes us going
through and picking all of our favorite Pokémon.
Yeah. So I don't know, I guess maybe,
oh, maybe we should do a poll. Is it.
Would it be a poll or would it be AI?
Don't know Q&A thing in in the comments of this lesson about if
you guys would be interested in that or not.
Oh, they're all going to say yes, All of them. 100% of the
votes are going to say yes, calling it.
I mean, there going to be some nose in there.
Now there's going to be nose just because I said that
somebody listening is going to be.
Loud because he said that. And they're going to click No.
All right, can there be three options to the poll?
What's the third one? So it's yes, I'm interested, no
I'm not interested, and no. But I'm only saying this because
Corbin said I wouldn't say no, but I am actually interested.
That's good. I like that.
I don't. Think there's so many characters
to type all. That I'm sure I'm sure Porsche
can figure it out. I'm sure she will too.
She can figure it out, OK, but yeah, look, look for that poll
in the description, OK? Henry's Gangaramel goes on to
say. Mr. Curtis Your dedication to
your craft, while sometimes creepy, is always a sight to
behold. Your devotion to bug types is
amazing, and while I prefer electric types myself, I'm very
fond of some bug types such as Spydops, Sizor, Vika Vault, and
Lockix, which I all have. Which I have shinies?
Of which I all have shinies. Oh impressive.
I come to you with a with a suggestion.
Have you tried to breed your spinner rack with different bug
types to cover their weaknesses? Pokemons such as Serskit,
Volcarona, Vika Vault and Orb Beetle would cover all those
disadvantages quite well, as well as giving you new abilities
like walking on water, flying pyrokinesis, electrokinesis.
All right, Henriam needs you to chill out.
Stop giving this man ideas. And psychic power.
And psychic power, yeah. I mean, I I I'm sure Mr. Curtis
has already. I wouldn't be surprised.
Oh yes, yes. Tried this.
We I've we I've looked into you know cross breeding into other
bug types. So I I think I'll I'll start
working on that as soon as I perfect the spinner act genome.
When I can get the best out of the spinner act genome then I
will blend in another type of bug type.
I I I had definitely thought about the Volkrona.
That's a good one but honestly I hadn't really thought about orb
beetle. Orb beetle would be also a good
one. So you know, gets that.
Get that kind of levitate going on as well.
And the psychic and the MMM and the don't mind if I do, don't
mind if I do so. Any of this?
I don't like these ideas. I gotta ask Mr. Curtis when,
like, how will you know once you've achieved the perfect
spinner act? My mother tell you you'll know.
You'll know. I'll know, yeah.
The sky will turn black and I'll have our faces melted off.
The the the Night mother will also tell me.
But like, honestly, when you see it, you'll know.
You did it, bro. That's right.
That's the one that. Worked out there today.
You got, you got the one. You got the.
That's the one in one. You got it done.
The one in one, you got it done. Thanks bro.
You'll know when the genome is complete because there'll be a
dark form cast upon a shadowy What was that again?
A. Mossy stone.
Dark form broken upon a mossy stone, I.
Think it was a grassy stone? Grassy stone, right?
Yeah, Yeah. You've got weeds on it and
stuff, yeah. I could, I could go and ask the
the head ministries if you if you want.
What that means? No.
Like what it was that she actually said, because we seemed
to have forgotten. I mean, I'd like, I'd like to
know. I mean, I've been avoiding every
stone that I can find. Every single stone, not just the
grassy ones. You know, some of them that look
a little grassy from afar. I avoid those.
I don't. I don't get close enough to
check, so I just try to avoid all of them.
Man. All right.
OK, I have a lot more to read here, so I'm going to keep doing
that. This may have already been done,
but I implore you to find the best combinations possible for
your spinner rack. Corbin, you have been the sole
physical member of this class for as long as I can remember,
which is still under one year, apparently.
No, no, no. It's been longer than a year.
Corbin doesn't age. That's true.
It's been, it's been we've been doing this for almost four
years. Thank you.
Yeah. Four years in August.
Yeah, but he's still 10. He's doing great.
I mean, have we counted the rings?
Do we know for sure? Yeah, let's.
Mr. Curtis cut off his arm. What?
No. Put that away.
Put that.
Away give. Me, your arm butter knife.
You don't just cut. Through your arm with a butter
knife. He missed.
He's he's also usually it was a butter knife.
He wasn't going to be able to cut through your arm anyways.
I thought it looked a little different.
I did. I did cut.
I did cut right through the top of this chair.
Though wow. How sharp is that?
What kind of butter are you cutting through, man?
And you know what? There are six rings in this
chair. How's that?
How? That's a that's a pretty old
chair. Corbin So you have been the sole
physical member of this class for as long as I can remember,
which is still under one year, apparently.
But you always come with great enthusiasm and readiness to
learn no matter what may happen, such as the possible spiritual
manifestation as your father beckoning you to the afterlife
in the Gengar lesson, or the Genghis Khan incident.
Listen, listen, let's not talk about the Genghis Khan incident
all. Right, let's try this fall point
the. Basically got us kicked out of
the SDLC. Freak.
Accident.
You know, on you. You insulted the Genghis Khan.
Nobody fool, nobody to blame. Can't only you.
Continue, Professor, please. Yeah, I've never seen this
enthusiasm and readiness to learn that Henry is saying
Corbin displays. But I, you know, whatever, I
guess you got to look for it wherever you can find it.
He gets me, he gets me. You wouldn't understand.
I just. I just don't.
They go on to say you have always tried to succeed in the
class and your optimism has made you a staple in the lessons
regarding the subject of getting through this class.
You are faced with another problem.
You can't throw a pokey ball. I've been.
Lifting since the last. Time He's got noodle arms.
Yeah, he's still got noodle arms.
I'm trying. Luckily, there are several
remedies for this. My friend Nomona is a champion
rape trainer who can't throw to save her life, but she uses an
arm brace to steady her aim. Oh, you could also talk to the
gym leader of Golden Rod City, Whitney, who happens to be a
major baseball fan and probably has nothing better to do after
beating every poor soul who dares enter her gym with a with
her mil tank. Yeah, I've I I I actually had a
cousin that was a trainer. He always has a cousin.
He always has. AI did have I do have a cousin
who was a trainer and that was when they just gave up.
Being a trainer was after the after Whitney's gym right here
in Goldenrod City, so. They didn't get very far.
They did not get very far. Boom.
Roasted. Yeah, they did not get very far
here. Do they not know that there's
like a much hop that you can catch in the grass below the
city? There's like so many much hops
down there. Well, that's on them.
I guess they weren't that good. That would punch the heck out of
that mil tank. Oh yeah, but you know, that MIL
tank utterly destroyed them. I'm just giving a a a pause here
for the students, the clapping and applause that Porsche is
gonna edit in no. No, it's gonna be it's.
You don't need to add it cause the students will be laughing
and clapping right? Yeah.
Yeah, let us know in the poll below if you were laughing.
Clapping where? You going to do one ball?
Wait, what? Dang it.
You can do a poll and AQ and A. We can't do 2 polls.
Portia we can. Portia can figure it out.
Now you have to look in the in the in the description below to
figure out which one we decided to go with.
Now you really got to very important.
Okay. Henry also says you could also
play with Gordon the cadabra, if he so chooses, as a bonding
moment. I guess that's just, I guess
that's just advice on how to, you know, increase your
friendship with your with the people around you.
I'm trying every day. Oh, maybe they're talking about
baseball. I'm not sure.
OK, Henry goes on to say Portia, I'm a big fan.
Keep up the good work and hopefully you can be a guest on
the Porygon 2 lesson. Thank you, Henry.
I'm anxious to return to the class in physical form.
I have not yet seen the new classroom in Goldenrod City, but
I'm sure the poor gun Two lesson will be busting Hung God for
real. For real.
Thank you for your time listening to this long ganger
Male, but you can count me on to be there with emails.
Wait, hold on. You can count me in to be there
with emails at the ready when you get to my favorite Pokémon
Greninja. Or just to remind all of you how
great this class is. Thanks Henry.
Now Henry has also included a excellent drawing of a shiny
sizor and a shiny spide. OPS, so.
Yeah, lucky and bad. Yes, wait.
Yeah, yes. Lucky and bad.
I assume Lucky is the Sizor and bad is the wait.
Hold on. Is the spide OPS.
No, no, no. Lucky and bad is the Sizor and
then Arc Ninja is the Spide OPS. Oops.
You're you're right. You're.
Lucky and bad is one name OK? That's like, that's cool.
I was like, wait, there's a third.
There's a third Pokémon in this image.
They also included the Wop or the Welcome to the World of
Pokémon logo. I was going to say I see Lex
down there, yeah. Lex Lex made a cameo and the
lex. Is down in the corner.
That's right. That's right.
But yeah, thank you, Henry. This has been an excellent
Gengar mail. You will absolutely get extra
credit for this drawing here. That's really good.
Yeah. So students, students at home,
listening if you want to. Sometimes it's nice to read nice
emails. So if you just want to send
something to say nice, you can totally do that.
Henry, you also get 2 gold stars one.
Gold stars. One for each of your pictures
that you gave us, one of lucky and bad and one of Arc Ninja.
Well, still one picture so beautiful.
One picture. Well, I mean, it's like twice
the effort to draw two things. Though that's right.
That's right. I mean, I would know my tasteful
doodles. Well, no, no.
And that's all there is to say about that.
So, well, let's move on. Again, thank you, Henry, for the
wonderful Gengar Male. Let's move on to the lesson for
today. Does anybody know who we're
talking? To.
It's not it's it's not Galicipod, right?
It's not Galicipod, no. Now we talked about Meryl last
week and this week as the trend goes, we'll be talking about the
evolved form of Meryl. Now I've said Meryl, and that's
basically like, you know, 60% of the name.
Merrill 2. That would be pretty good.
What if all of the evolved form of Pokémon is just the Pokémon's
name and then an increasing number afterwards?
Oh, that. 'D be great.
I mean that is how Porygon works.
That is how Porygon works, but like for all of them.
Though is it Merrill dose? No, it's not Merrill dose.
Mr. Kurst, would you like another try?
Is it Poly toad? It's not Poly Toad, although
we're getting dangerously close to Poly Toad.
Dangerously, what's wrong with Poly Toad?
We just don't want to get too close to it.
Oh. It's pretty.
I mean, I I don't know if you
remember from when we discussed polyworld Polyoral is pretty
intense and Polyrath, but you know they.
'D be punction. Well, I guess Polyto's not quite
as violent as Polyrath, so it's an alternative.
Yeah, I think, well, it's that OK, we're not learning about,
we're not learning about polytope.
It sounds like we're we're about to be.
Sure, we can't talk. I mean, I guess we did kind of
learn a little bit about polytope today, thanks to the
musings of Mr. Curtis, but that's not the Pokémon we're
supposed to learn about today. Floatzel.
OK, we're we're learning about Azumeril today.
Oh, Azumeril. OK, Azumeril.
Yeah. Do you see what I was saying
with the you've got 60% of its name, but just by saying Meryl.
Right. OK, that makes sense.
Now it's all come full circle. OK, great.
Has anybody seen an Azuma real before?
Someone at the water park when I was a kid.
Oh, what was it doing? It was hanging out.
They love to hang out. They do.
They're. So real for that.
Yeah, honestly, a real one. Yeah, he was just hanging out.
He was just hanging out for the most part.
He was in the wade pool a little bit, the wave pool waving.
Around. Yeah, that's that's Wade's pool.
Get out of Wade's pool. Yeah.
No, no, no. Well, that's actually what it's
called at the water park. It was called Wade's Wave Pool.
And there is also a Wade's Wade pool where you just wade through
the water. Right, right, right.
And wave at all the wades. That would be a specific.
Way to be in that Wade's Wade and wave wave pool, right?
But you have to be a specific weight to be in it.
Uh huh. So it's David's wave waving.
Wave. With Dave.
Wait, wait. I thought this was Wade's water
park. Wade's Weighted Wave Wave Pool
is what you're. Talking about, I think you guys
are Dave's Water Park. Oh man, we're talking about
Wades. You guys are talking about Wades
now? Yeah, so there's Wades Wades
Water Park and there's Dave's Water Park.
Right, but at Wades Water Park, you have Wades Wave Pool.
Wait, no, it's it's way Wades weighted Wade wave wave Wade
pool right? What do we do right?
What is this? It was something.
It was something like that, I think.
Why are we advertising for Wade's Water Park and Dave's
Water Park? Because guys, this lesson is
sponsored by Wade's Water Park. Not that's right, Porsche.
Play the ad. And for 50% off, you can get
your new gift cards and use. Code.
Use code wider at the general store.
Spinner rack abomination to get 50% off your purchase?
That's a deal you can't refuse you.
Can't, can't, can't, can't, can't.
Buy 2 corn dogs, get a third one free.
That's a good deal. Hey, we should do ad reads.
I changed my mind. No, no, wait, no, wait, no, we
should not do ad reads. Students just want to see us
succeed, right? Yeah, you know what, Listen, if
we do ads for purely goldenrod city based companies, I'd, I'd
probably be OK with it. OK, cool.
Yeah, we got to find some. Yeah, there's plenty here.
It's a big city. Wade and Dave's water parks in a
bidding war against each other. Yeah.
That'd be cool. Whoever gives us the most money,
that's the one we're going to do, the ad read for.
Waving Dave's Wading Water Park. I can't wait to get in.
Oh my gosh. Was that good or was that an
exclamation of how bad that was? That was estimation of goodness.
Oh. Great, great.
Great. I thought it was funny.
What on earth were we talking about?
Something. Do the zoomer okay?
Yes. Zoom rail?
Yes. So, Corbin, you've seen in a
zoom rail. I have one here today.
I'm going to go ahead and throw it out like always, just so we
can. Talk.
All right. I'm ready to see you.
Get the pokey ball. God.
Jeez, Okay and I. Oh, look at this one.
Oh wow, he's pretty cool. Yeah.
I like this one this. Is sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet,
sweet. Sweet.
I could, I could not have said better myself.
Aren't you really cute? I mean, you're still very
spherical like your predecessor, but let's like a little bit
different. Like an egg, one might say.
It does look like an egg. It literally looks like a Yeah,
we. Got.
Another egg. One, So we'll add this one to
the egg pile because we got another egg.
Yep, the feet and the hands and the nubs are all the same, the
tails the same. It's just a little bit bigger
version of Meryl. And it looks like the bottom
half of it is, you know, filling up with milk, kind of 'cause
it's like this white pattern on the lower half.
There's like this little white bubbles on its tummy.
Yeah, definitely think it's supposed to be like bubbles Is
is. Bubly foam, foamy bubbles.
And much longer ears too. Not little circular little baby
ears. These are.
These are longer ears. These are.
That's. Importance.
That's very important. Yeah we'll we'll actually learn
a lot about those ears in these in these poke Accentures which
is not something that happens a lot.
They're perfect for hearing thing that's interest.
It looks like it's like doing. It looks like it's looking
around for something. What's?
Wrong. Max, you OK?
Oh, oh, OK. I was going to say this.
I was going to ask if we had a name for it because it is a it
is a male, a zoom reel. So I suppose Max is a good name
for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Max is a good name. It's what is the first one that
I think of do. You like Max?
Do you, like, think well, Oh, that's.
Max is not paying attention. Max is just looking up at the
ceiling. Max, what's going on, buddy?
What do you? Max, wait.
Hold on. Wait, Everybody do.
You hear that? Yeah.
Wait, I think I hear something. Where's that There.
Oh my God gunk. What are you doing it gunk?
Oh my God, what is all this water coming?
In here. What did you do?
Did somebody get a flashlight up there?
What just happened? I don't understand.
There's a lot. Of water, there's a.
Lot of water coming through the ceiling right here.
Did you? Is that a broken pipe?
Do you see it, Mr. Does everybody know how to swim?
It's it's filling up very quickly.
And this is in the car. I thought it would a lot faster.
Grab the recording device. And.
I could breathe. Oh my God.
Oh God. And everybody, OK, I'm very
worried about my class sounding that dangerous.
Has never happened before you guys.
Sound weird? In the bubble?
I have my own bubble. You have yours, you have yours.
Everyone's got a bubble. Lex even has a bubble.
Well, wait, Mr. Curtis, Listen, listen, it's going to be OK for
the students. Mr. Curtis is going to sound
normal all right 'cause he has the recording.
Device I have the recording device here in my bubble with
me. OK, so.
I guess so. We're going to sound like crap
to the students. A little bit muffled.
I don't know, maybe Porsche can work some.
Magic. Yeah, Porsche.
Porsche can save it, OK? Mr. Curtis, I would like you to
explain what just happened here. Well, it appears as though gunk
chewed through a pipe toaded aisle.
Everybody's everybody's favorite garbage.
Disposal. That's right.
That's. Right.
Gunk is a is an employee of the Golden Broad City branch of the
Saffron City Learning Center, and she's in charge of eating up
the garbage. And apparently there must have
been some garbage in that pipe because Gunk went to town.
Holy. Yeah, that's.
Also, why she's gnawing on Mr. Curses foot right now.
Yes, I oh gosh they she she always chews on all of my my bag
and and my you know my jacket and everything.
It's just and. And I never.
It was you I. Suppose maybe, maybe that's a
I'll take that as a sign of affection and not indication
that gunk thinks I'm a bunch of garbage, so sure that that's
fine gunk. OK, I'm going to.
Stop right now. So I was.
More, I was more interested in what happened after the class
filled up with water. Well, yeah, as.
The very important part of a Zoomeril biology.
That's true, as as the classroom was flooding and I was, you
know, being dunked underwater uncontrollably.
Zoomeril. Dunked, dunked, put us in a
bubble. Yeah, and that's we're in a a a
safety bubble, one might say. Yeah, I can breathe.
In here, it's like a little. It's like a little.
It's like what astronauts have, You know what I mean?
It's a little bubble. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like a like a balloon. Astronauts, you got you got me
thinking about Rocket Corbin. Oh.
Man, when's he coming back? When's it?
When is his his orbit supposed to be done?
I don't know. I mean, I still see his light up
there every every day, so he's doing well for students.
I I know, I know, he's fine, all right.
I'm aware of that Now I've. I've, I've seen this.
But what's he coming down? I want to hang out with him.
I don't know, ma'am. You know what?
What goes up must come down. That's some point eventually
true. So OK, I don't know how much
oxygen we have in these bubbles, so we should probably start
reading these Pokedex entries, I guess.
I guess I'll like, I don't know, I don't know, Intercom the
headmistress or something. You think that's gonna work?
I think it's gonna. You know what?
That's a bridge I'll cross after class.
We gotta get this lesson is more important.
So. You're gonna leave me right
here. Float in every which way.
I mean I'm also floating every which way Corbin.
And me too ME3. Is a little bit relaxing.
I'm floating sitting at an old I.
Mean. This is a little uncomfortable
because I got in one hand, I got the recording device jabbing me
in the ribs. On the other hand, I got gunk
still gnawing on my foot. Gunk, I'm going to need you to
chill, OK? Go go swim around to the water
or something, all right? And just.
Just don't puncture the bubble. That's right.
God, please don't. OK.
All right, Eric, I'm going to start reading some of these
poker centuries, if that's OK with everybody.
Yeah. Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine with. Me starting off in the Joto
region, as always, by keeping still and listening intently, it
can tell. It can tell what is in even
wild, fast moving waters or rivers.
It can tell what's in fast moving waters.
Yeah, by keeping still and listening intently it can tell
what is even wait on so I keep. I don't know why I keep reading
this wrong by this. This is the good one.
This.
Is a good one. I'm ready, Professor.
Let me just shift the recording device.
OK, I'm ready. By keeping still and listening
intently, it can tell what is in even wild, fast moving rivers.
Ah, very good. That Super Bowl.
Yes. Uh huh, The next entry says.
When it plays in water, it rolls up its elongated ears to prevent
their insides from getting wet. That's fair.
I would hate Interesting. It's.
Keeping up the trend of Merrill of not wanting to be wet even
though it's a water type Pokémon I.
Don't make it make sense. That's it.
That's very interesting because you know, I I don't typically
when I see as Merrill's in the water, they their ears always
look like they're up, but I guess they curl them up so they.
They don't get. Wet when they go underwater.
Are they fully underwater? I mean look at look at Max right
now. Yeah, OK.
No, I see what you're saying. So that when they keep their
head poked up above the water then then their ears are up.
Yeah, and the ears like go up like a like a little party noise
maker thing. You know what I'm talking about.
You know the kazoos. Not a kazoo, exactly, but like
the little thing, you blow on it and then it unrolls.
No, we're not screaming. Corbin, a party tutor.
A party tutor. A party tutor.
Yeah. No, wait, no.
That's somebody who teaches you how to party.
No, that's a party pooper. Wait, no.
Somebody who plays for parties? Yeah, that's somebody who ruins
parties, Corbin. So you boom.
God. Well, cheers on you.
I can't ruin a party if I'm not invited any, so oh.
Man, I'm crying in bubble now. I feel bad.
Corbin has once again defeated me with his pathetic life.
All right, moving on. The last entry in the Jotor
region says the bubble like pattern on its stomach helps it
camouflage itself when it is in the water.
How? How?
The water? It's water.
It look like bubbles, I guess they think it.
It look like bubble. People think bubble.
I think I yeah, Bubble people think bubble.
They just kind of, you know, blend right in, kind of breaks
up the breaks off the surface, the straight lines, you know?
Yeah. Yeah, the WAVY lines make it
kind of blend in with the waves on the surface.
Yeah, dude. Yeah, like just like at my
friend Wade's Water Park. Oh, don't even get me started.
It Wade's wave pool. Oh my God.
Where you have to. Where you have to weigh
yourself. Wade's weighted wave weight
pool. Wade's wave weigh pool where
you're weighted. Yeah, well, that's that's that's
Dave's. Wait, wait.
OK. Yes, Corbin, did you have a
question on a Zoom Royal? Yeah, what's the next entry?
OK, that's a question. That's a fair question.
Well, we're moving on to the hohen region now.
The first entry here says a Zoom Royal's long ears are
indispensable sensors. By focusing, it's hearing this
Pokémon can identify what kinds of prey are around, even in
rough and fast running rivers. So based on this information,
where do you think a Zoom Royal tends to live?
In in the Forest, Fast rough running with rivers Professor.
He looks so proud when he said that.
That's right. What's do you say?
Say it again, actually. Rough, rough, fast, and rough
rivers. OK, Rivers.
OK. Yes, yes.
Point for Mr. Curtis. Thank you.
Oh wow.
Corbin's happy about it, too. Oh, you said point for him.
Oh, they said me, I said. Well, I said.
In the rivers, in the in the forest.
You you just said Forest. Forest Rivers was.
Implied the Porsche. Play it back.
What'd he say? Doesn't matter, but I know I'm
right. Yeah, Porsche didn't do it.
OK, moving on to the next entry, it says a zoom reel can make
balloons out of air. Yeah, hence hence this nice one
I'm floating in right now. Normally we call them bubbles,
but what do I know? Water balloons.
It makes no water balloons are a very specific and different
thing. Inverted water balloons, Air
balloon. Yeah, the anti water balloon.
There you go. It makes these air balloons if
it spots a drowning Pokémon or human.
We're not. Pokémon but.
I mean, are humans Pokémon? I can't speak for Mr. Curtis The
air balloons enable the Pokémon in Trouble to breathe.
We're. Breathing now we were in
trouble. #Successful.
How do you think so? OK, how do you guys think?
I guess we saw it. So how did how did Azumeril make
these air bubbles? Well, it looked like it.
It looked like it was chewing like a like a bubble gum when.
Yeah, well, no, no, no, no. It just shot a bubble out over
our faces. If it just blew it out, then I
mean, like, wouldn't it wouldn't be air in here?
Well, but see, it's just kind of.
Right. Yeah.
So that was it. Probably creating oxygen to put
in here so we can breathe, right?
Yeah, that was it. Accessing its oxygen gland that
it. Right, the oxygen sphincter.
And then it was pulling that in, and then it pushed the oxygen
into the bubbles, and then it pushed it around our faces and
now we can breathe. The Merrill gets Maximus.
Merrill gets Maximus. Now is that a real?
Liking. I don't know.
Should be. It can be, I.
Listen, all the information we have on a zoomeral are in these
Pokedex entries here, and none of them talk about how it makes
balloons full of oxygen. It could have an air sphincter,
you don't know. OK, yeah, the air sphincter?
Sure, why not? The next entry says it lives in
water virtually all day long. Its body color and pattern act
as camouflage that makes it tough for enemies to spot in
water. As long as it's in fast moving
water, if it's Stillwater, it's going to stick out like a sore
thumb. I don't know.
I keep losing Max, Like, Max is still here in the room.
But every so often they'll like, blip, blip out.
And they're like, I don't where are they now?
Where is he now? He sat.
Behind the the plant over there in the corner, you see that?
Oh. No, the plants.
Yeah, the plants are gone. Oh.
No, all the soil is floating around.
Oh, Garry's going to be so upset with us.
There's a lot of pokey balls floating around.
You know all the ones that you keep under the rug in the middle
of our spherical room? Yeah, they're all floating up
here too. There's a lot of them.
Maybe it's a sign that I shouldn't keep those down there
anymore. People keep tripping.
Oh, it feels like I'm tripping, looking at all these pokey balls
floating in front. Don't touch, Mr. Curtis.
Get them all. What's?
In this one just. Let me just get a You got them?
All. You got them all already.
That's right. I just, I just had to squish the
bubble around a little bit and I got myself pushed around all
right there. This is a little bit more
cramped in here now. I got all the pokey balls, I got
gunk, I got the recording equipment that's a little tight,
a little tight in here. I thought gunk left.
Yeah, gunk, gunk, gunk was not in your ball.
He was biting your foot outside your.
No, no. First of all, she was biting his
foot in the bubble in. The bubble in the.
Bodies in the bubble. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure it's not. Oh yeah, look, he's dangling his
feet outside the bubble. Look at the toesies.
Go look. At this.
Such a silly little guy. That's right.
Well, for me, it's just my head that's in the bubble, I'm
saying. Oh Mangum, Max made your bubble
so small. Yeah, it's really small.
I have a small head. But Mr. Curtis, your bubble is
huge and it goes all the way. The only thing that's not
covered is your feet. That's right.
Well, and I, and you know, that's that's OK.
They just needed a little, you know, freshening up a little
bit. The water, they're disgusting.
Mine's a little bit smaller than Mr. Curtis's, but I'm all like,
you know, huddled up in here like a sleeping Litton.
That's right, nice and nice and dry.
The entire thing for the professor.
OK, moving on to the next Pokedex entries and moving on to
the Sino region. It lives in rivers and lakes, in
water. Its coloring and patterns trick
the visions of foes. Tricks the vision of foes.
Yeah, that's what we call camouflage, The next entry says.
It's ears are it's long. Ears are superb sensors.
It can distinguish the movements of living things on riverbeds.
I would certainly hope so. Yeah, I mean.
Well, when it, I mean when it has them up and open, so when
it's not like under the water because then it's closed up,
rolled up. Yeah.
Because I imagine there's very sensitive, I don't know hairs in
there that's. Membranes of some sort.
OK, the next entry says it can spend all day in water since it
can inhale and store a large volume of air.
In it's what did you call it, Professor the?
As Meryl Maximus I think is what I called.
It Meryl, Gus Maximus. Meryl goes Maximus.
I mean, or we can fall back to the good old air sack.
Air sphincter. Air sphincter, I guess, is
pretty good. All right, Virtual students look
in the in the description below and find a.
Pole. No, we're not.
We don't have that many poles. I'm sorry.
By a pole is it is it's. Not the club.
We only have so many poles. Dang it.
All right, let's move on to the next entry here.
I believe there's an entry from the UNOVA region which is
awesome. Finally, Finally.
Let's see here. It's long.
Ears are superb. Sensors very close to the one
from Cineo. Hold on.
It can distinguish the movements of things in water.
OK, this is different. It can distinguish the movements
of things in water and tell what they are.
But it has to be up out of the water to be able to do that
though. Does it?
I mean because otherwise its ears are rolled up tight.
I mean, because they're rolled up doesn't mean they stop
hearing things. Yeah, because it's just a little
muffle. If it keeps the water out, it
probably keeps the sound out right.
I don't. Think that's true.
Is that how that works? If you have a closed glass,
right, a closed container, Mr. Curtis, right.
And it's like halfway full of water and you take that and you
shake it around, you hear the water in there.
Shake a shake a shake a shake a shake it.
You can hear the water splashing around in there, right?
Yeah, yeah. So water's not getting out, but
the sound is. Yeah, but you know what?
You're right. Professor, I'm so sorry I
doubted you. All right, so that actually does
it for the ANOVA region, only one entry and it was basically
everything that Sino said. But you know, beggars can't be
choosers. That's right.
OK, the next entry has come to us from the Galar region.
The first one says it spends most of its time in the water.
On sunny days, Azumarill floats on the surface of the water and
sunbathes. That's Max.
That's probably Max. Yeah, the next entry says these
Pokémon create air filled bubbles when Azurel plays.
Sorry Azuro, you have not OK, you're you're both looking at me
very confused like I just messed up the word Azumeril.
That's not the case. So Azuril is the pre evolved
form of Merrill. So Azuril evolves into Merrill,
Merrill evolves into a Zoomero. OK, All right.
So we're learning completely out of the world, so.
As Merrill evolves into Merrill and then evolves into as Merrill
again. Azoral.
Azmero. Evolves the last one.
That's who Azzuma evolves the two.
I mean, Azuril is the last thing we're going to learn about, but
Azumeril is the last one in the evolutionary chain.
So, OK, that's a little right. Yeah, listen, I'm a little.
Confused. Discover Azuril until the Sino
Pokedex centuries. Join the National Pokedex.
So that's why we haven't learned about it yet.
OK, so as long as I know that Merrill's the final evolution,
we're good. You're gonna you're gonna fail
this final Corbin. What?
You're gonna bomb it. You're gonna have to bomb it.
All right, let me let me keep reading this entry.
These Pokémon Azumeril create air filled bubbles.
When Azzoril plays in rivers, Azumeril will cover them with
these bubbles. It's.
Okay. So, like, we're so that's why
Max, Max is looking at us like we're little baby azurals right
now. I wish what a life that must be.
Okay, let's move on now to the paltayer region.
Yeah, wait, hold on. Unfortunately, I believe these
are all repeats. Yes, these are all repeats.
They almost got me. Paldea.
Come on, Paldea. Step it up, Paldea.
All right, so I do have a couple of unique Pokedex entries here.
OK, first one comes to us from Ash's Pokedex.
Of course it says Azumeril, the Aqua Rabbit Pokémon, the evolved
form of Meryl. This Pokémon uses its large,
highly developed ears to hear great distances even underwater,
so it can hear great distances underwater.
Mr. Curtis have taken that. Yes, you stand corrected.
Take that. Yeah, I've read these folk index
entries. It can hear through good
distances. It can hear through OK and even
mediocre distances, but specializes in great distances,
so you shut up. Yeah, I assume it's great.
Distances and everything in between is what that's saying,
right? Like there isn't like a dead
zone of where Zoomer El can hear.
You can hear everything, can hear you breathing.
This next entry comes to us from Don's Pokedex.
Oh my God, my Princess. She playing in the water with
the zoomer role because I wish I was the zoomer role that was in
the water with her. Dude, calm down, Corbin.
What? What?
Professor Talk. That's a rational thing to say.
No, it's not OK. I went to swim with my BAE.
That's something wrong with that.
She's not your BAE Corbin. She's not your BAE, she's.
Not even your Boo. She's She is before.
She's not even your shouty. She needs to be she a dime a
dozen. That may be true, but she
doesn't know who you are. And that's, that's the, that's
the, you know, hurdle you have to cross before you can start a
relationship. I believe it.
One day, she'll recognize. All right, so Don's Pokedex says
Azumeril the Aqua Rabbit. Pokémon Azumeril lives in rivers
and lakes and well in water. Its body color and pattern
confuses its enemy because the enemy is like, is that supposed
to be camouflage? Is that?
Folk Wait a SEC. Wait, that's Is that rushing
water or? No.
Why is there a mound of bubbles on the water in that particular
location? Why does that mound of bubbles
have super long ears? I'm confused.
I don't see a Pokémon. Hold on, just hold on Mr.
Curtis. Hold on, Mr. Curtis.
Corbin wants to say a really funny joke.
He said it was hilarious and he was upset that nobody heard it
so. Let me get the, let me get the
sound. Let me get this recording device
ready. You can get closer to me, OK.
So you can hear a little more clear.
OK. Cool.
Yeah, I'm, I'm paddling over there.
With Sorry, it's hard for me to hear you sometimes Carbon,
because you know, Porsche told me I need to stay further away
from everybody so there isn't an echo in the recording device.
That's true. Let me paddle.
Let me paddle over there real quick.
Hold on. I'm using.
I got to use my feet. All right.
OK, All right. Ready.
I'm ready for you. OK, all right.
So you said the foe is looking at the amount of bubbles, and
I'm from the Foe's perspective. I said is that amount of bubbles
very excited to see me. Oh, OK all.
Right, that's the first set. That's what you paused class for
Corbin. Is why I paused class for.
I think, I think he needs to write a couple dictations,
Professor that was that was not worth it.
Porsche edited some fart noises here that was so bad.
And then any other fart noise for every every, all throughout
Corbin. Saying that jokes.
Put some. Fart noises in there we're going
to see. You're going to see a poll in
the description, yeah? Yeah, what's this?
Load If you left, that's the one that's going on.
Let's OK, here's what's going to be all right.
It's going to be 1 poll and it's going to be 3 different
questions in one poll, four different questions in one poll,
and then all the answers are going to be every possible
combination answers to that, to those questions.
To. Those questions I honestly I'm
into that. I think it's very very easy and
concise. Welcome to the world of Pokémon.
It's really revolutionizing the Spotify Gone Pole feature.
That's right. Exactly.
All right, and with that we are done with Pokedex entries for a
Zoom Royal. Yeah.
Excellent. Excellent work, everybody.
OK, it's Is it getting hard for anybody else to breathe?
A little bit. Listen, I'd love to get out of
this, this bubble. It's getting, it's very tight in
here. I'm very uncomfortable.
Every time I shift. It causes a cascade of pokey
balls and it's not great. Right.
So then don't move. Professor.
I don't know what we're supposed to do.
We're supposed to end the class early.
I mean, we're all going to die here.
Maybe if we run out of oxygen. Listen, I wait, hold on.
I think wait, hold on. Gunk's got something.
You got something in mind? What you doing, buddy?
OK, wait, no. Oh, she's she's eating to the
floor. No, you can't solve every
problem made. Enough of a match.
I can't. Solve every problem by eating.
It's. Not garbage.
Wait, the water is draining. Oh, it's oh.
My God, it's. I got you.
I got you, Corbin. I got you.
Oh, oh. My.
God. Oh, my sweet.
My, my, my sweet baby boy. Corbin, it's OK.
Let me just. I'll just.
I'll just patch your head here. What?
Is that? Web it's OK, it's OK.
Hey, our bubbles popped. Whoa.
Oh wow. I can.
I can hear you so clearly. Now, yeah, I can hear you.
Yeah, I can hear us normally now.
Oh my God. Wow.
OK, let's let's see. The class, everyone.
Oh man, the math class in the basement below us is.
Oh no. Oh, they're mad.
They're. Not happy.
This I'm sorry would you your your your class is below a
Pokémon Biology class. Accidents are going to happen
sometimes. Well, maybe not this severe.
Don't don't worry about it, professor, I'll just patch it
over with some silk here real quick.
Let me just put some webbing on. Yeah.
Wait, hold on. Send.
Send Max down there to save them.
Yeah. Oh yeah, Max, Max, go down there
and blow some bubbles for them real quick.
All right, cool. Now patch it up.
All right, all right. There we go and.
OK, that's good. Now well, that happened at a
pretty opportune time because we have to do our, our, our, our
test for the day or or assignment, if you will.
Let me put away my Rotom. Pull out my laptop so I can send
a pop quiz going on. Answer the pop.
So you wait, so you just had a Rotom out and then you put it
away and then you and then you pulled out your Rotom.
Laptop. Now my rotom pokey jacks.
And I pull out OK. Yeah, yeah.
I followed that. I wrap that top.
OK, so we're doing an instructional video today.
You got your laptop out for nothing, idiot.
I mean. You could use your laptop for
that I guess, if you want to do some fun editing effects.
OK. OK, so we all know how our
instructional video works. I do have the rubric here if you
guys want to hear it. Sure.
OK, so the rubrics are you must include information that we
learned in Class 2. You must demonstrate an
understanding of unique attributes and abilities of the
Pokémon Three. The presentation must be at
minimum 5 minutes long and focus primarily on the topic assigned,
which I will give to you in a second.
And also the final point is determined by your partner by
answering the question, how do you rate your partner's
participation in this project. All right with that I'll give
you guys the topic. So the instructional video topic
is tips and tricks on using a zoom reel as a fishing aid.
So think about ways and that you can inform me on how to use Maya
Zoom reel as a fishing aid. OK, tips and tricks on how to
use your as Meryl as a fishing aid.
Yeah, I love how you say Azumeril Mr. Curtis it is.
Horrendous as Meryl, yeah, of course.
All right, So yeah, do you want me?
You want me to leave? Do you guys want me to leave the
class? I could go.
I want. Me to leave.
I'll open the door. All right.
I'm gone. Bye.
OK.
All right. Bye, Professor.
We got it. We're done.
We got our video.
We got mermaid. Sorry it took extra long.
We had to bubble. In.
We had to soak the TV in a bunch of rice in order to get the
water out of it, but I did test it.
We. Do have no idea how hard it's
laden. OK, I didn't like that.
Anyways, Are you ready for our videotape?
OK. What are you guys?
Are you guys talking about something?
I just guys got back in here. What's the are you guys done?
Why do nobody called? We're done.
Oh, you're done now.
OK, great. All right.
Excellent. OK, yeah.
Whenever. Whenever you're ready.
Just just get going. Give me, give me like maybe like
like a 543. And then just like motion the
two and the one. OK, All right.
So, all right, I'm going to put this in, the VHS tape in, and
I'm going to give it a three. It's an It's an Oval ovular.
CD Well, listen, some of us are old fashioned here.
To me, I pretend it's an VHSI know it's a disk.
OK, All right. Playing in 321.
Go. Hello, everyone, and welcome to
a new tutorial tutorial there. Corbin and Curtis's tutorial,
Tutorial, tutorial toy. Welcome back.
My name is Corbin and that ugly dude is Mr. Curtis.
And we are here, Mr. Curtis. And this is Corbin.
This is the worst. And we're going to teach you
some tips and tricks on how to use as a Merrill as a fishing
aid, fishing companion. Big important stuff you should
know here. And guys, buckle up.
Here we go. Mr. Curtis, you go first first.
Of all get ready wait by the water with your as Meryl.
Why do you want to wait by the water with your asthma rule?
Well, you have to use it for to listen.
Listen for fish. Pokémon as we know as a Meryl
have a great sense of sound and specifically if you're in a
river area where they typically, you know, we can assume they
like to hang out, it can hear very well even in the fast
moving currents. You could theoretically take
this thing to the beach, to the river, to a pond.
You can take it to almost anybody of water, and it's going
to be able to catch something. Noisy water?
Not a problem. Not a problem for us, you'll.
Find that fish tie Pokémon, then what do you do next, Corbin?
OK, so after you're by the water and as a Merrill finds its prey
it can hear that's living creature that's swimming up on
it. It's what was gonna happen now
is it's gonna jump in the water and it's gonna sneak up on the
prey there. And it's a reason it could do
that is because of the camouflage.
You know that it has that white belly with little bubble
patterns on it, and it could use that to get really, really close
to the prey. Now spy, what's it going to do
when it gets up right up on that brain?
Mr. Curtis, what's going to happen now?
Well, I'll, I'll, I'll tell you. Well, it uses its its profound
amazing bubble abilities which we witnessed ourselves with Max
here in the class. Yes, but this time not to save,
but to trap and can incapacitate the fish Pokémon.
Cover the whole fish in a bubble.
Wrap them up all so they're easy to catch.
Whoa, as Meryl, you're great. Tricks and stuff, buddy.
Once you have that trapped, what's the easiest thing to do?
You could just push it. You could just carry that bubble
with you. But that's not effective.
We have you're not in the water, you're on the shore.
How you gonna get those bubbles, right?
How you gonna get those bubbles quickly and efficiently?
Well, as a Merrill, as we know has a large lung capacity.
So what it's gonna do is once that Pokémon is trapped in a
bubble, it is going to blow, blow, blow super hard and it's
gonna use that propulsion of air to push the bubble onto the
shore. So you can easily just rabbit
right out of the water in the bubble.
Collect us right up and then of course, while you go to go and
clean up your catch and prep it for tonight's meal.
What is as Meryl going to do, Corbin?
As Meryl is just going to float on the water, it's going to
sunbathe and it's going to relax after a job well done.
Because guys, in order to work hard, you also need to rest hard
too. Now they have a large, large
lung capacity and they can do this fishing routine multiple
times, but it's very important that the 5th step is the most
important. You need to rest.
That's right. It's a.
It's an important part of any routine.
That's right. You got to work and you got to
play. And that's right.
ESMO plays by floating on the water.
Thank you very much. Dang straight Mr. Curtis.
Alright guys, thank you so much for this tutorial video.
We know it's not going to be 5 minutes.
Do not doc this place, Professor.
Right. Thank you.
Hey, thank you for this tutorial, all of you.
All of you students at home, right?
Yeah, thank you guys. Definitely, thank you.
We're so happy to hit the runtime and.
Of. 5 minutes for you all. And you know, thank thank you
Professor Jacob. Thank you Professor Jacob
watching this. Thanks to my mom and my missing
dad at home. Thank you to everybody.
Thank you Max for. Saying yeah, I know you guys are
still letting the video play on, but I did already.
I did hit. The professor.
I'll just cut it off. I'll cut it off.
Yeah, I'll. Cut it off.
I already hit the timer. You're obviously not talking
about a Zoom Real anymore. We actually, professor,
Professor, we went on like that for actually about another 2 1/2
minutes, I'm not going to lie. Well, OK, I that would have put
you that would have put you around 5 minutes.
So you guys, you guys are pretty short on time.
Well, you know, we knew it would be wasn't a lot of information.
So you're going to get two out of four on the time part here.
Well, maybe, maybe we should play the last two minutes.
No, it doesn't Get as soon as you said, as soon as you said.
That's it on on a zoomer. I know you're going to dock me
for this, professor. That's when I hit the time
because you were done. Well, I thought if I kind of
broke the 4th wall of the the tutorial a little bit, you'd be
willing to I. Don't know, maybe maybe taking
some more risks like that. Maybe maybe being a little bit
more creative with your with your instructional videos going
forward might might win you some points.
I don't know. Maybe.
Maybe it's we got to think outside the box sometimes.
Maybe. Will you at least include the
part where we thanked you for all your good tutelage professor
as time? What do you mean include Oh as
time? No, no, absolutely.
I'm not so vain. Mr. Curtis.
I would give you more points for for complimenting me.
I don't know. I think it's pretty vain, not.
That. Listen, I'm not that vain,
though, right? All right, The rest of the
information wait. Let's wait to insult him until
after he's done our our, our pointage, please.
OK, OK. The rest of the information was
pretty good though, although like it ended up kind of being
less of, you know, them helping you fish and then them just kind
of fishing all by themselves, which is fine, I I guess, but
yeah, it's the. Best aid in the world?
But yeah, you talked about it's ability to hear things moving
under rapid water, which honestly is the main thing that
I wanted you guys to to to to hit on.
I don't know how well it could use its camouflage to like sneak
up on things because normally it uses it to hide from things, not
sneak up on it. So it's not like it's super
quiet underwater. It's just hard to see because I
don't know if it could particularly sneak up on
something. It could be like a it could be
like a bubble turd in waiting, could be like floating there
like a like a nameless mass of bubbles.
And then when the fish prey comes close, it's.
Yeah. And then I and then I like like
get it out with like a with like a like a net or something,
right? That's right.
Right. Or yeah, or it blows.
It blows the bubble over to you. Where?
You can. Well, unfortunately this is not
counting towards your time, Mr. This should have been.
This should have been in the assignment that you submitted,
but yeah, I'm going to give you guys fours on the other part.
I know it was a little bit hard to that, like there wasn't as
much to include in it, although I might take off one point
because Mr. Curse kept saying as moral instead of a zoom moral.
Oh, you should see the way he spelt it when we were writing
our notes for this. My goodness, it's great.
It's spelled a different way every time.
Hilarious. What a goof, Sir.
All right, Mr. Curse, please leave the room.
OK, I'll just, I'll just go. Let me just shake off my jacket
here. Real.
Quick Yeah, take as much time as possible.
We got time. OK, Goodbye.
We got plenty of time. All right, Corbin, how are you
rating Mr. curses performance in this assignment?
I thought he was fine. Overall I would say 3 point,
probably 3.9 pretty. Good.
Always a 3.9, Never a four. Yes.
No. Hey Corman, how about what do
you say just round this up to A4?
So that's all 3.9. I didn't even say 3.89, so round
up to A9. OK, great.
All right, leave. Leave the class and bring.
All right, back in. Hey, buddy.
Tapping out. Here we go.
Your turn. Yeah.
Good to see you. All right.
All right, Professor. I'm back.
Yes. How can I help you?
All right. How would you rate Corbin's
performance on this assignment out of four, please?
Oh, he did such a great job. I think he was he was such a you
know after everything he just got right back to the job and he
he worked hard and he got it done and I appreciate his, his
appreciation for time. So I'm.
Man, you guys are my best friends.
I'm going to give him no. Don't ever tell him I I said
that. I would never dream of it.
No, no, no. If he ever knows that, I think,
I think that he's coming along so well he'll he'll, he'll LAX.
So he must always think. He'll lapse in his studies.
That's right. But no.
Yeah, I'll give him a four point O this time around.
I agree. Corbin did such a great job.
Four point. Oh, hey, can I come back in?
What did he give me? Was it good?
Was it it? Was terrible.
He gave you a one. He gave you a 10.
Four. He hates you.
That's right. Carbon You're going to need to
do much. You got to do better, Corbin.
Step it up, Corbin. Come on.
Right. I'm sorry.
OK, everybody, we've had a lot of fun here today, but that's
going to do it for our lesson on Azuma Reel.
Does anybody know who we're learning about next week?
Polytone. Is it just sidui?
No, I'm. Just going to go ahead and tell
you it is pseudo WUDO. Pseudo, pseudo, Woo pseudo.
Yeah, in fact I believe we have a pseudo in the area.
You might have seen it recently causing havoc, but we can talk
about talk more about that next week.
Until then, if you are, you know, have burning question for
me, the professor, or any of my students, you can send us like
Gengar mail at WWO Pokémon at gmail.com.
We have a bunch of other links of other like different fun
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I can't remember how many we came up with 20. 20 polls, 1
poll comprised of multiple polls.
One horrible Franken poll comprised of many different
other polls. We also have a little thing that
we like to call a Patreon. Corbin.
Would you like to discuss the Patreon guys?
I don't think. We talked about the Patreon
enough, we should start talking about the beginning of the
lessons guys, The Patreon. You can get stuff such as the
Discord access, full Discord access, but you could join the
Discord for free. But you Get full access for as
little as just only a dollar. It's great, Mr. Curtis Doodles.
You get to watch our Emerald Nuz lock play through some of the
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deciding future Pokémon names. Today's Pokémon Azumera was
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Thank you. Max, appreciate you.
You can also listen to the monthly Q&A and then the highest
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For our monthly Q&A, you can ask us any question you want.
It doesn't have to be a Pokémon related, but it could be about
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There's a ton of great stuff and honestly I I would argue that
the some of our best content is on the Patreon, not here.
Well, it should be, because we're asking people to pay for
it. Exactly.
I I would definitely say it's better there.
Well man, Corbin, that sounds like so much fun.
I'm going to go take a look at the Patreon right after class
today. Whoa, me.
Too go with you, Professor? Sounds like all right.
Well, until next time class is dismissed.
I've got to clean up now. Yeah, you got a lot of work to
do. Get to it, Mr. Curtis.