Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor J Mann. Don't like this I.
Mean. That's what the kids are calling
me. I mean.
I don't know what kids I don't know.
She started the. Only kid.
I'm the only kid here and I'm I have.
Not I don't know if we started it, but if the kids want to call
me, but I'm Professor J Mann, I guess I'll roll with it.
It's. Oh.
Yeah, No. So yes, I am Professor J Mann.
Thank you everybody for attending this lecture on
Pokémon Biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today is of course my my wonderful teaching assistant Mr.
Curtis. Thanks, Jay Hizzle.
So crazy that's not. Working with you today.
What is that voice? That's not, Yeah.
You brought in a. Skateboard too.
Why do you have a skateboard? What?
Is that? That's right.
You're not good at it. Yeah, I'll make your way.
You're. I.
I think you're riding it sideways.
I I I literally saw you fall three times outside on the.
Way, but look at my cool new jacket.
Aren't I so? Cool.
No, it's like. Dark Why did you put a leather
jacket over top of your your trench coat which is already
over top of an inner trench coat?
Well, you see, it was, it's getting kind of warm outside.
It's warming up. It's getting to give me that
warmer time of the year. So I wanted to.
I wanted to be extra cool. By adding more.
Layers. No, I get it.
No. He means figuratively.
Cool. I get.
It Oh, that's funny, this. Jacket is so cool, isn't it
Corbin? Uh huh.
Yeah. Here we have another instance of
Mr. Curtis not fully understanding human vernacular.
No, Did you not? I'm.
I'm pretty sure he's not human. Right back at you, Jay.
His old. Which is why he doesn't, you
know, understand it. It's Professor Jamin.
Or Professor Jacob, I guess, if you want to be lame.
Also, joining us in the classroom today is our young
trainer and training, Corbin. Say hello, Corbin.
Hello, Corbin. What's going on?
Everyone good to be here. Happy to be here today on this
fine Wednesday morning. It's bright, it's sunny, and Mr.
Curtis is looking funny. I don't know what's going on.
You mean cool? Kind of runny.
That was. See that was.
Had bad eggs. That that was weak.
Corbin. That was weak.
Weak. It was weak sauce.
Well, Madam, practice, because I'm not practice.
And that's good. Because I'm not allowed to rap.
I'm still writing, but I'm not allowed to rap.
It's indicating to me that you're not, you're not rapping
as much. So the great, the worse.
The rhymes are the. Better I'm not allowed to
legally rap in public for those who are new.
At all. I don't think you're legally
allowed to rap at all, I think. It's in the Canto region, I'm
pretty sure, but I think you can rap here, but I'm doing it out
of a courtesy. No, you can't.
No, you can't I. Don't know.
Maybe it's Holland where I can do it.
Is it Sino? I guess we'll find out.
We'll find out what we get there, Corbin.
I may e-mail somebody from their office.
E-mail. What's that?
Oh, I don't know. I mean there.
She can you send Gengar male if you want, because I'm cool.
Hey, Speaking of Gengar males. Hey, great.
Corbin, thank you so much for the great segue.
I have a Gengar male here to read.
Yeah, that was Corbin. What?
Did I say Curtis? No.
What? Then?
Why did you say that was Corbin? I said you said whatever, Jay
hizzle you go. You do, you boss.
Because if I said thanks for the great segue, Curtis, and then
you said that was Corbin, then that was fine.
Love it. I'm here.
But no. You OK?
No, just forget I said anything. Go ahead.
God Mr. Curtis Mind. You.
I think he's having a heat stroke.
Take that jacket off because he's.
He's getting a little overheated.
Stroking out? No, no, he's not too many
skateboards. I'm sorry.
I was trying to put on a new
persona. Show you how cool and relevant I
am to this class. You're not, but I'm sorry.
I'm just worried about your health, Mr. Curtis, and your
safety. I'll sit down.
I'll put the skateboard down. I'm sorry, Okay, That's.
Better thank you. Suck at it anyway.
I mean unconventional, certainly at at the skateboard.
Not riding it as you should ride a skateboard.
OK, I have again garmail here from one Nick or Nicholas I
suppose. Nicky.
If they get in trouble, it says hi.
Hi, hi. That's a great, great job guys,
because the next part says I swear to Archaeus if you don't
say hi back, so. Oh, thank God I did.
Oh my. God, so good job, they say.
Today I come with good news. After passing my class, my dad
got me a Ryulu egg for my birthday and she has hatched.
Woo, woo. Congratulations.
Oh man, have. One, I'm proud to say that
together we've gotten a bag on and a Scyther.
I have also defeated the Rock Type Gym Leader Grant and the
Fighting Type Gym Leader Karina. Woo.
Nice. Nice.
I hope he didn't take his loss
for granted. OK.
See that? That one took me a little bit,
Corbin. Good, Good joke.
You had to think about it 'cause it was a smart joke.
So Grant and Karina, what? What?
What region, league are we talking about here?
Anybody know? I don't know.
I'm just a boy. You.
Yeah, you know. Weird things though, Mr. Curtis.
Do you know? Is it the Canto region?
Nope. OK, come on.
You're from the Who's the Rock type Gym Leader in the Canto
Region? Mr. Curtis.
That would be my boy, Brock Brock.
Certainly not GRANT. OK, well the only other region I
know is the Jyota region. Really.
Yeah. Mr. Chris, do you think I'm
making up these regions as I read the Pokedexes?
No, I just. No, no, of course not,
Professor. You would never do something so
heinous an an academic uncouth as such as that.
No, Sir. OK.
But it kind of sounds like you do think that.
No, no, no. I don't think that, Professor.
I just don't know anything about the Pokémon leagues.
I'm more focusing on professors and kissing boxing.
OK. In all the different regions.
That's fine man. Anyways, it's the Kalos region
because Nick goes on to say we are on our way to the league
after I compete in and then they say in parentheses win and I
love that enthusiasm. Love it Optimism.
After I compete in Slash win the Kalos League, I plan to travel
to other regions beating their leagues too.
Here's some things you need to remember.
Oh. OK, all right.
I'm being told things all right. So Nick has included a couple of
things here that I think we said in other lessons and and then
immediately forgot about them because you know that's that's
that's how we do it really. Actually.
I think it's things that Corbin has said almost specifically.
What? No, I think we remember
everything we've ever referenced.
All right, #1, let's let's see if you remember this.
Corbin, I'm ready. It says Corbin.
When you say your intro, you're supposed to say it's Corbin
time, but in the lesson that that was decided, you didn't say
it. OK, so I'm not 100% confident,
but I'm 99.9% sure that never happened.
I need somebody else to verify this please.
I know some students have listened to these lessons like
100 times. Maybe not 100 but like 5 but.
Is that going to be like the poll or the Q&A thing on this?
Lesson. I mean, sure, I'll do it as
like, or I can ask Porsche to do it for like the poll or the Q&A
or something in the description if you guys are listening.
But like, I'm genuinely curious. Did I say that, 'cause I don't
remember ever saying that. It's Corbin time.
I forget things. I'll, I could start saying if
you guys want. Yeah, let's give us a clean one.
Yeah, give us a clean. Get get real clean.
All right. So first, so the first so the
Q&A is, did I say that? And the poll is, should I say
that There you go. Should I say it in every lesson
before? Well, you need to give him a
taste. Corbin All right.
Give you a taste. This will help you decide.
All right, you ready? And it's Corbin time.
How's that? Oh, so.
Good. That is pretty good, right?
Or should I do it more like dramatic, like it's Corbin time?
Yeah, yeah. Give me a couple of other line
reads this time. Do it like it's a question.
It's Corbin time. More direction.
More direction, more direction. I don't know.
OK, say. You just woke up from a nap.
Oh, Corbin time. OK, now say it like you're
running away from a nap. It's Corbin time.
That's pretty good. Now say it like you're a clown.
Hi, it's Corbin Time. It's.
Corbin time Oh my God. Wow.
Yeah, so let us know I guess in the Q&A or Polar, whatever it
is. And then it's got in the
description below on specifically on Spotify Gone
yeah. If you're on Flapple Podcasts,
you suck and you can't vote. I'm just kidding.
You don't suck. You don't suck because now
you're going to leave a review saying that we suck.
Please don't do that. Yeah, you guys can't do it.
Only a Spotify gun can vote. Sorry, it's just how the system
works. We don't make the rules.
Yeah, #2 this is this is the second thing that Nick is
reminding us after instructional videos.
You're supposed to say 123. Now you know, but this only
happened, I think, in the porygon.
List. All right.
So now I'm more inclined to believe the original thing about
me. Me with It's Corbin time.
Because I do remember that. I do remember saying that we're
supposed to say 123 now, you know.
Yeah, well, I mean, not not well enough to actually do it.
All right, but it does ring a bell, is what I'm saying.
OK, that's good. Mr. Curtis do you remember this
at all? It.
Sounds like something that Mister Curtis would say.
It does and it does. I like that energy.
I'm. I'm going to say, you know, if
it didn't happen before, we should.
We should do it anyway. Now do it anyway.
Now now we know. Do it anyway now.
Maybe. Hey, maybe today you'll have the
opportunity to do it. Maybe. 0123 Now you know, you
know, you know. OK.
But no, you have to say at the same time.
All right. Let me try it again.
Hold on one 2-3 now. You know, you know.
All right, well, whatever. Just keep going that.
Was so unbelievably bad. See the problem is you can't
start with a countdown because a countdown part of it. 321-1233
You know, you're like 10 years behind me.
You're saying it like you had a stroke, Mr. Curtis.
OK, Hold on, hold on, hold on. Give it.
I'll countdown. I'll countdown.
Hey, you go, you go court 2. 1123 Now you know.
He did it fast. Now you're slow.
Now you speed it up.
I didn't know what You OK? You did speed it up.
Now, Mr. Curry. This lesson is.
Going to be long? OK, we'll we'll, we'll play.
We'll play with this later. OK, all right.
Anyways, Nick Skenger, male ends with I strive to be a better
trainer and capture Celosis and the Shinx.
I guess that makes you a good trainer.
One day you'll see me on TV and then I love the sign off here.
It says the guy that's just here for fun.
Nick. Honestly, that's what you need.
You need a guy who's there just for fun or, you know, a girl.
Because I've heard that girls just want to have fun.
So let's put that to the test. Put that on a T-shirt.
So look in the description below you'll see a poll that.
Are you a girl that just wants to have fun?
I don't like the way that sounds.
OK, well thank you so much for the Gengar Mail, Nick.
It was very good. It was a lot of fun, Mr. Curtis
says. Nick, get a Gold Star.
Yes, I'll give Nick a Gold Star. Happy about.
It. I don't know.
Well, he didn't talk about how great bug type Pokémon are or
how cool my spinner rack are or anything like that, but.
Nepotism here. He didn't pick a fight, so.
That is true. You're not.
And honestly, that is something that we really appreciate out of
Gengar males. Please don't try to pick fights
with us or. Yeah, recently you guys remember
the one we read in the in the last lesson last week, Zoom Role
I. Don't remember much of last
week? No.
Oh, fun fun week, huh? Party hard.
No, it's just, it's just my standard reminds me of Corbin
remind. Me But yeah.
So in the Zoom role lesson last week we did read another.
I think it was using more lesson.
We did read a very kind e-mail from Henry and.
Oh, I thought you were saying. We read a mean e-mail.
No, I was saying that like if you said the same thing in that
lesson too, you were like, yeah, we like when you guys are nice
to us, please be nice. I'm trying your Gmail.
I'm trying to reinforce Gorman. Repetition is the best way.
Just be nice guys, be nice we. Can't take me much as a
professor. All I'm saying is if it's a
mean, if it's a mean gang, our mail probably not going to read
it. We're going to be, we're going
to crumble. Yeah, you could send us hate
mail all you want. We've gotten a lot of slurs sent
our way, but that's OK guys. That's all right.
We'll take it on the chin cuz we love you.
We haven't. Wait, you guys haven't gotten
any? I've got some sent to my
personal Gmail. Yeah, what's your favorite one?
The Professor, Professor. What Pokémon are we talking
about today? Well, Mr. Curtis, I am so glad
that you asked because it's not. We're not learning about the
city. Why So before you even say,
we're learning. About sister in.
Fact, it's not even a grass type Pokémon, although it might fool
you and I'm just gonna say it. We are learning about Sudo wudo
this week. Sudo WUDO.
Professor, Professor, Professor, Would.
Yes, I'm sorry. I will only answer if you have
your hand raised Mr. Curtis. Oh, sorry my hands up,
Professor. OK, so who here has seen a
pseudo widow? My.
Hands up, Professor. Oh my God, he's not going to
shove about this. Yes, Mr. Curtis.
Yeah, yeah, Professor, just come over here real quick.
No. You said you said a lot, yeah?
I'm saying right here. But it but it is, but it is.
It's got wood in the name. How can it not be a grass?
Type. I mean it's pseudo WUDO.
Yes. What does pseudo mean?
That means fake. I don't know if I don't know if
pseudo exactly means fake, but it does kind of mean something
along the lines of like pho not right.
So it's not widow or it's like looks like widow but.
It's not widow. Yeah, exactly.
That's his real name. Not Widow.
All right. It couldn't be any more.
Clear, Mr. Curtis. Come on, catch up.
I'm so sorry. And like, listen, Mr. Curtis, we
can't, we can't just go off of names to determine the type of
Pokémon, because we're the one that names them.
That's true. That's true.
You're. Right, like this.
This thing isn't naturally named pseudo widow, although maybe
they do tend. Sometimes they say their names.
So who am I to talk? Every once in a while.
Corbin, what were you saying? Did have you seen this Pokémon?
Before I I don't think I have seen one.
Have you? Ever seen the wind?
Sorry. Have you ever, have you ever
seen like a tree? Just kind of like I've.
Seen one or two. OK, hold on, let me finish.
Let me finish. Have you ever seen a tree in the
woods? It's wiggling around when it's
not like, windy. Have you ever seen a tree?
Corbin, let me ask you this. Have you ever seen a tree that
was there one day and then the next day it was raining and it
wasn't there? Oh yeah, yeah, I actually have
seen that once. That was there was one in my
backyard. It was weird.
It was only like there for like a day or something.
I thought it was just a quick tree my mom planted.
There are sometimes there's little tiny trees in my woods
and I cut them down and then they come back.
So I don't. I don't.
I don't know. Those are.
Shrubs. That is pretty normal for a
tree. But yeah, so Corbin, that was
probably a sudo wudo so I actually have.
I have one here today if we would like to see it.
Is it in the room with us right now?
No, but man, it would have been cool if I like potted it in a
plant or something. Yeah, because I was looking at
that plant, that fur in the corner.
No, that's a real plan. That's OK.
All right. Look at.
Look at little. Funky.
No? This is.
Kind of where it. Is pokey ball.
Yeah, You know, I guess we'll see.
All right. Here we go.
I'm excited. Ready.
Yep. Are you sure that's not just a
tree? I think that's.
I think that's wood, Professor. I'm not going to.
Lie. Is this a joke?
I mean, kind of a joke. Yeah, I mean it.
Kind of. But it.
Is hold on. Let me get up on this thing.
Don't stop climbing on top of my pseudo.
Climbing it. I'm just, I'm just, I'm moving
some of the branch. I mean, it smells like Mr.
Carson, it smells like Corbin. Corbin.
Move out, Corbin. Move out of the way.
OK, I'll prove this to you all right.
I trained long and hard with William Shire and the Machokes
back at the Saffron City. Learnings for what?
Wait, what are you doing? What are you doing for Curtis?
My karate. Prowess, What are you doing?
And I will prove to you no as I chop.
Through all logs. I guarantee you, no, this is,
this is not a log. This is this is a rock.
This is a solid rock. Do it wood?
No, don't do it. Just Curtis.
Let's see it. Let's do it.
Oh, that's really hard wood. OK, it's not wood, it's stone.
Really. Wait, are you serious?
Oh, wait, no, you're right. That smells like stone, Mr.
Curtis. It smells like stone, not wood.
I was wrong. I'm.
So I think he has. I think he has a broken hand.
Oh my. Gosh, Professor.
Oh that. Oh my.
Whoa, oh, look at it. It hurts so bad, though there's.
So many bones sticking out. Oh man, three out of your six
fingers. Fingers are sticking out.
Hold on, I got to. I got to wrap some up for my
Corbin. Will you get my webbing out of
my bag? I would rather die.
I'd rather break both my hands and grab your web.
I'm not doing that. Please, please professor, make
him get the webbing out of my I don't want.
To do that, that's disgusting. I don't.
That's looks like you have some sticking out of your your your
secondary jacket, Mr. Kirk Oh, that's sure.
I do keep some lining in there. Let me pull some output.
Out. Oh God, this is horrific.
Oh, oh, oh, the bow, oh. There's a lot more bow there
then should be, right? There's there's six finger bones
that I'm seeing. That's one more than he's
supposed to have. Oh, all of his fingers are
broken. Do we?
We have a nurse, right? It's, it's the the rosary or
something. Yeah.
Yeah, Rosalyn.
Miss Rosalyn is what I was saying.
Professor, I think he needs to see Rosalyn.
Yeah, I think he does too. I.
I I I can hold I I can go. Professor, can I be excused from
class? I'll?
Just run that in a wait until after class.
How dare. You, a real professor's
assistant, would never miss the whole.
Class Let's finish this class 1st.
So, Corbin, could you describe a pseudo widow who's been very
patient with our shenanigans? Yeah, sure.
He's been very quiet too. It's.
She. So.
Oh, sorry, She it's a a tree. OK, but describe the tree.
Because I. Guys, I'm going to be honest
here. I've seen a lot of trees in my
day and this would never fool me.
I would never look at this thing and be like.
I don't know. A lot of trees I see have yellow
on them, so I don't know, maybe I just see a lot of sudo widow
actually. Maybe.
All right, so is the yellow supposed to be SAP?
I don't know. I don't want to find out
something. I didn't sniff that part so I'm
not sure. So sudo widow kind of looks like
a little bit of a little tree, but instead of branches it has
these little looking nubs, little green nubbies and I think
those are actually rock too. I got a good sniff of those and.
Yep, those are, those are rocks as well.
And its whole body is just kind of made out of that.
And it looks like wood. It's even texturized a little
bit like wood. But if you can look at it
certain lighting, and you actually tell it's rock, and
then it has this little forked branch coming off of its head.
So it's very like like most trees.
Right. Like most trees, like 2 little
forks coming out and it's got 2 little feet with no little toes.
What a shame on either side of it.
So yeah, guys, it looks like a brown glizzy with a couple
sticks poking out of it. That's that's sudo.
That's super sudo in a nutshell. Oh, look at that.
Lex likes him. This guy Lex on him.
You guys are like one the same you got.
Lex, No Lex, go back to work. You have a job to do.
You don't have time to be goofing around like this.
Lex. Just just go a little bit
quicker this time, Lex. I got to get my.
We got to get done with class so I can fix my hand.
Well, because the pseudo widow likes Lex so much, I'm going to
call it Alex. Oh, it's like all Lex.
It's like all Lex is thinking. About the all lex, right, we
have to find the all lex. Oh, that sounds like a sci-fi
Mcguffin anyways, but yeah, it's very cool.
I love it. That's also a patron name, by
the way. Oh.
I I was confused. I knew.
That sound familiar? And he just hit me.
Yeah. So one of our patrons is named
Alex. So Alex, appreciate you.
Nice. Alex, I I have to say I'm, I'm
sorry I tried to chop you in half.
Even so, yeah. I don't.
I don't blame you.
I know we got to move on with
the lesson here, but I do want to just explore the thinking
here. Mr. Cruz, if this was, you know,
let's say a grass type Pokémon that was like a tree and you did
successfully chop it in half, what would where would we be
right now? He would be.
He would be in jail. He'd.
Be going on a rampage killing you.
Cannot beat these allegations. Add one.
Add one more to the roster. First, the Squirtle.
Who's next? But, but no, but but but I I
wouldn't have chopped it. It was a grass type Pokémon.
Looked like a tree. I just thought it was a tree.
A tree that came out of your Pokeball.
You wanted to count the. I said it was a Pokémon.
I know, but it looks so much like a tree professor.
I don't know. I just.
I felt the I felt the coolness rising up beside of me.
Oh God, stop with the accent, please.
Whatever it is, I beg you, no, he's not.
I don't know. I don't like.
I don't like that jacket, though.
I don't like it. My my I.
Don't think it makes him look cool.
Do you think it makes him look cool, Corbin?
It's not very slimming, Mr. Curtis.
OK, I'll have to. I'll have to.
I'll take the jacket off for now, with too much coolness as
corrupted my life. Oh, that is.
Cotton like here's his hand. Like cracking, see?
Oh, it hurts so much. It hurts so.
Much. OK, I'm going to go ahead and
put Alex back into her pokeball. OK.
Bye, Alex. Bye, Alex.
Let's get on with this lesson let's.
Do it. It's quarrelling time.
Starting now, it's too late, you said to say that when you
introduce yourself Corbin. Dang it.
All right. And we haven't gotten a
confirmation from the students yet.
We can't. All right, I've just gotten used
to saying it already. Yeah.
And OK, let's start off in the JoJo region here, like we always
do. The first one says although it
always pretends to be a tree, it's composition appears to be
closer to a rock than a plant. Again, very misleading.
It's like minerals. Minerals.
Yeah, instead of wood. A metamorphic Pokémon, if you
will. It disguises itself as a tree to
avoid attack. It hates water, so it will
disappear if it starts raining. Wow.
The the irony is is weak. Is is intense 'cause?
I I. Attacked it.
I attacked it because it looked like a tree.
It didn't plan for Mr. Curtis. That's so it's such a weird
thing, though, because like, it's It is a rock, right?
It's basically a rock. Like, do you go around punching
rocks? Not really, no.
I don't, no. So why was?
Why was? Why does it avoid?
Why does it need to avoid getting attacked so much that it
has to make itself look like a tree?
Well, by predators it means if it looks like a tree.
What predators eat rocks? Well, no.
I'm saying like if it's moving around, Predator's going to know
that's a Pokémon. Rocks also don't move.
Yeah, but it doesn't look like a rock.
It looks like a tree. Yeah, because it's over years.
It's it's, you know, over, you know, millions of years.
It's it's evolved to look like a tree.
That's how old Alex is. Not.
So not Alex specifically, I I see what the professor saying.
So like it, You know if it's going to choose to look like
it's already made out of rock, right?
If it's going to choose to look like anything, they should just
choose to look like a rock, right?
Because it a rock would be even less desirable to attack than a
tree would. Yeah, because like, we chop down
trees. I would think tree is probably
better because it's more mobile, you know what I mean?
It's already because because it already has its legs readily
available, the legs are still there, you know what I mean?
If it was shaped like a rock and it had to like evolve to like
poke its little arms and legs out, that's more work it has to
do. It's more time it has to spend
because like what? What if the predator finds out
that it's a pseudo and then it's like, oh crap, now I got to run
and then it has to pop out of its arms and legs.
It's going to waste more time. As the pseudo we know now, it
already has its arms and legs available, so as soon as it's
accidentally spotted by a predator it could just bolt.
My favorite trees are the ones that have legs.
OK I love I love trees with legs.
I'm. Not saying that trees have legs.
I mean like it could be it sounds like sky is like a root
or a branch. It could be like a branch or
something like somebody could. The way it could situate itself
could make it look like a branch.
I mean, it could be like a weird, like it's more a weird
shaped rock. Sudo wudo I get you do.
You think a sudo WUDO could grow to look like a palm tree?
That's a good question. I well let's wait till we get to
the Alola region pokedex entries because maybe all of their sudo
wudos are perfect and amazing and look like palm trees.
Which are the better tree? You mean executor?
Well, I mean, yeah, I guess so. And what did we learn about the
executors in Alola? They grow so big and strong.
They grow so big and strong, they're basically Dragons.
They're big, tall boys. That's right.
All right, call back. The last the last entry in the
doto region says if a tree branch shakes when there's no
wind, it's a pseudo wudo, not a tree.
It hides from the rain. So there's a lot of ways you
could have test this. Instead of you just punching
this curse, could have put water on it, could have let in the
breeze. I mean, once again, I I wasn't
thinking that it was. I was trying to prove that it
was a Pokémon. I was trying to prove that it
was a tree. Oh, OK.
Yeah, but he didn't. He didn't have this information
because we haven't done the lesson yet, although I guess he
has done it six times before. Six more times.
Before, It's been a long time. This is my seventh time taking
the class. So I can't.
I can't. All day.
I can't, you know, reasonably expect him to remember all you
know, like the thousands of Pokémon that he needs to that
that we talk about. I can't remember him to remember
everything. Oh yeah, there's a.
Lot they keep, they keep. I'm only I'm.
I'm only human. That's.
He hesitated when he said. I can't.
I can't remember everything
right, right. I mean, I I'm not sure you can
remember anything. I'm not sure that you're human
after all. Well, that's just preposterous.
Yeah, but not as preposterous as this Helen Region Pokedex entry.
Wonderful. Thank you.
Sudo Wudo camouflages itself as a tree to avoid being attacked
by enemies. However, because the four legs
remain green throughout the year, the Pokémon is easily
identified as fake during the winter.
See if it was easily identified as fake as a rock, it wouldn't
be as mobile because it wouldn't have his legs out.
It would be shaped like a rock. It would never be identified as
fake as a rock just because of the weather.
Well, you never thought it'd be identified as fake as a tree,
but here it is. I mean, I would.
It doesn't look anything like a tree, it's just brown.
It fooled us. It did.
It did fool you guys. That's true.
It did. It did.
Yeah, it it fooled. Me, I've read that like 3-3 out
of every 10 people are fooled by sudo udo, right?
That's almost half the population.
Oh wow, where'd you read that? Don't worry about it.
I mean, I worry about it because it sounds false, but whatever.
It was on Twitter, so I can't be wrong.
So that's actually the the only the flying Pokémon theme social
network site Twitter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You always have to add that little, that subtitle.
Yeah. Yeah.
So it can't be. Wrong.
Yeah. Oh, you're right.
It can't be wrong then. Yeah.
OK, that's the only pokedex entry in the Hawaiian region.
So let's move on to the Sino region.
Despite appearing to be a tree, it's body is closer to rocks and
stones. It is very weak to water, very
like like most rocks are in this world where we live in.
Yeah, you you pour water on it, it fades away instantly.
I think it like screams or something and attacks.
Yeah, it goes oy and then it just attacks.
It goes hey and then it attacks. Says hey, hey, that's get out of
here. Hey, that's that's not very
nice. You.
Think it's sudo. Budo sounds that proper.
Yeah, and that was that was our sudo budo impressions.
Thoughts, thoughts, Thoughts. Not our Dragonite impressions.
Why Dragonite? I like dragonet.
What can I say? OK, that's fair.
The next entry in the Sino region says it stands along
paths, pretending to be a tree. If it starts raining, it seems
to disappear. Seems it just floats to the.
Yeah, it's Wait, isn't this what you just said, Corbett?
It kind of like it fades away into nothing.
It just. Fades away it just.
Shifts out of existence. That's right.
Oh, there goes to Cinna Unos. It's it's fading away like a
ghost. Oh, then it turns into a ghost
type. It turns to a ghost type.
It turns to the Trevenant. Well, no.
It's still not a grass type though.
Oh, OK. Is there a rock Ghost type
Pokémon? There must be right.
Is it a spirit tomb? A spirit tomb?
Rock Ghost. No Spirit, I'll find it.
This is all very important stuff.
Yeah, very, very. While he's doing.
While he's doing that, I'll read the next entry to avoid being
attacked. It does nothing but mimic a
tree. It hates water and flees from
the rain. There is.
There's no rock ghost. Really.
Not one discovered yet.
They need to find one. Stats, I mean, I'm sure there
was one out there. There's got to be.
There's thousands of Pokémon, there's just not a register.
There are, and here's Here's what's crazy.
There are 6 ground ghosts, but no rock ghosts.
Guess you could say they're very down to earth Pokémon, right?
I mean, I guess like the thing about ghosts is that they're not
solid and rocks are very solid, so they're kind of like counter
intuitive. They're natural opposites.
Right. That makes sense.
Thank you. Can't be a solid ghost.
Put that on a T-shirt. I just going to say put that on
a T-shirt. And it's just, I don't know,
it's like a Corbin, like wagging his finger like.
I'm just like me on there. No you can't.
No, no, no. All right, new poll.
How many guys, do you actually buy a T-shirt from us?
No, I'm just kidding. We don't have enough room.
For Pulse, all right, there's nothing new from the UNOVA
region. There's nothing new from the
Kalos region, but I do have some Alola region Pokedex entries
here. I'll hear how great they are.
To avoid attack, it mimics a tree.
It will run off if splashed with water, which it hates.
Yeah, we know that. The next one says.
Apparently the larger the green parts of this Pokémon are, the
more collectors value it. It's a particular favorite among
elderly people. Really.
I feel when. I feel like the elderly people
in the Alola region like to collect weird things.
Yeah, those boomers be up to some sketchy stuff.
Do they just collect collect the green parts and they collect the
whole pseudo wudo I mean? They like chopping off pseudo
Wudo's fingers and taking it. Well, let me read this.
Let me read this next entry. There might be, It might shine
some. I'm starting to think I'm
ageist. That sounds like abuse.
This next entry says it's so popular with the elderly that
there's a magazine devoted to this.
Pokémon. Fans obsess over the particular
length and angle of its arms. But that's that's weird.
Have you heard of this magazine, Professor?
I I haven't. No.
I did not even know it existed, honestly.
Wait a minute. Ohh, no, I I actually do have
one I got in the mail this morning.
Hold on, you're talking. About, I think, what are the
odds? Well, I don't.
I think Donnie J may have ordered it 'cause I don't know
why in my house this morning. OK, so here it is.
It's a magazine. It's called Sticks and Stones.
Check it out. Look, see.
Look the front cover. Look at that one.
Posen. Look at that.
Wow. Look at the wow.
Look at the particular length and angle of its arms.
We love. That I'm obsessing over it.
I like how green their fingers. Are OK, All right.
Don't. Don't even think.
Don't even think.
All right, Just answer when I when I when I say this question.
All right. Don't even think.
Best angle go. Oh God, it's got to be 70
degrees 20°. Oh, wow.
All right. I I knew you were an acute guy,
Mr. Curtis. What about me, my cute guy too?
You, you scream obtuse. Hey, please.
Stop screaming. It's it's getting hard to sleep.
I said 70°. Yeah, that's oh, wait, no, that
is still acute. You're right.
I'm a cutie. You're right, you're right.
But you, you still scream obtuse and I wish you would stop doing
it. All right, everybody, comment
down below if I'm a cutie. All right, Never mind.
Don't do that. We got, we got two acute, acute
guys in here. Two acute, acute guys, that's
right. What about?
What about you, Professor? What do?
You think? Full 180?
Nice. I prefer lions.
Flat You like lions? I prefer straight lines.
That's right, Flat is king. What can you say?
OK, there's one more entry from the Elola region.
The result of its holding the same pose all the time is arms
that have become supple, yet strong I.
Don't know. Each of these entries is getting
a little weird. I don't know.
These boomers got a thing for the Sudowoodo.
I I don't get it. Like, no, if it's.
Alex, but I don't get it. Maybe it's like, I don't know,
maybe it's just I I I don't. I I really don't get it.
Maybe it's just it's like an easy Pokémon to take care of
because like all you got to do is like it's like the opposite
of of a plant that you have in the house.
Just you don't water it. Right.
And that's, yeah, that's the problem is a lot of people let
their plants accidentally die, you know, by watering it.
Or, in our case last week, we overwatered it by flooding the
room or gunked it, but a lot of people forget to water their
plants. But this is nice 'cause you
don't have to. You don't have to forget
anything. You don't have.
I mean, I will forget things. I don't have to forget things.
But this thing you don't need to forget.
There's nothing to forget. There you go.
That's what you're trying to say, Corbin.
There's nothing to forget. That's.
Right. I'm sure it likes a gravel bath,
but you know you don't need to water it.
Maybe. I don't.
I don't know that. I mean, I'm sure if we were to
read this, what would you say the magazine was called
Corbin's. Sticks.
It's called sticks and stones, yeah.
Or no Moss on this stone A roll. A rolling sudo widow gathers no
Moss I. Have heard that?
Yeah, that's a that's a good one.
OK, moving on that's. So funny, Professor.
Thank you. There's no entries from the Gala
region but I do have a Hassoui region Pokedex entry here.
Yeah, you know like the the Super like it's it's like a
basically a textbook. It's not even really a Pokedex.
Right. That's we know it.
It says though it pretends to be a tree, it fails to fool even
children. Well, OK.
All right. Well, you know, some, some
children. Yeah, some some adults too.
Mr. Curtis. No, no, no, we don't know.
How? Old he is Who?
Who would fall for that? I mean, come on.
How's your hand doing by the way it?
Hurts So. Much fully broken.
It's bled. It's bled.
Oh, it's it's swollen too. Look at it.
Oh God oh. Geez.
It's so bad. It's.
Like twice the size. Oh, it's awful.
It does not like it's trying to heal itself though, which is.
Rapidly fast too. But it's but if you look it's
it's it's not right. It's it's healing.
Yeah, it's just it's just growing more bones.
It's it's not good. Oh my.
Oh, that definitely needs to be checked out.
I don't even know if Rosalind the Rosalia is even equipped for
that. I hope.
I hope, nurse. Roslyn.
Roslyn, I just said. I just said it.
I I hope Nurse Roslyn has got some pliers and and a hammer
'cause it's it's gonna need to be some.
There's gonna need to be some re sculpting.
Here. Yeah, we gotta hurry up with
this lesson. I mean he literally.
His eyes rolled back and foam started coming out when he was
trying to remember the name. Well, that's normal.
That's true. That's normal.
So I was only a third of the way through this Hissoui Pokedex
entry. Though it pretends to be a tree,
it fails to fool even children to the touch if body feels more
like rock than tree bark. Sudo Wudo's extreme aversion to
water merits special notes. That's a nice way of saying
that. So if you're on a road trip,
don't pee on that tree. There's nothing new from the
Paldea region. I don't think I have.
Oh wait, I do. OK, I do have something from the
lentil region here, but this is less.
This reads less like a Pokedex entry and reads more like, I
don't know, a letter to a friend.
Which is kind of what Professor Mirror likes to do.
Read it in my in my mobile to pain.
Read it to me, Professor. You're.
Not dying like the, like the. Friends, we are Professor,
please. My dearest Mr. Curtis Sudo Wudo
often comes to the research camp.
I think it wants to be friends with the other Pokémon here I
try. I tried to get it closer by
pretending to be a tree, but it ran away when it got startled.
Beat beat that tree, Professor. Forever yours, Professor Mirror.
It's so beautiful. It's so beautiful.
OK, so that does it. For the original Pokedex entries
on Pseudo Widow, I have a couple of unique Pokedex entries here.
I'll read those. It's actually, it's a surprising
amount of of unique Pokedex entries.
So let's read these. The first one comes to us from
Ash's Pokedex Pseudo Widow, the imitation Pokémon.
This rare Pokémon hides in trees to avoid capture.
All right, I could see it hiding in a tree, like pretending to be
part of a tree, not pretending to be an entire tree itself.
That makes a little bit more sense to me.
Maybe. There's another one, another
entry from Ash's Pokedex, Sudaudo, the imitation Pokémon.
Although it camouflages itself as a tree in order to avoid
being attacked, its body is actually more like a rock than
than like a plant. It hates water and disappears
whenever it rains. Like a ghost type.
Ha ha ha. The next one comes to us from
Don's Pokedex. Yeah, girl.
Great sudo wuto the imitation Pokémon disguised as a tree.
It's the evolved form of Bonsly, Bonsley, Bonsley.
Have we not? Wait, we haven't learned.
We haven't learned around. Bonds No, we have not learned
about Bonsley. Bonsley, what do you guys say?
Bondsloo. Bonsby.
I love, I love bonds beat. That's a great name.
Why didn't we talk about Bonds B, First professor?
I mean we do this sometimes it's it's just that you know they
they the the joto region got the sudo wudo first and then it
wasn't until the sooner region entered the national Pokedex
that you know we realized that sudo WUDO actually evolves from
Barnsley. So it's just it's just that it's
place in the national Pokedex is later than Sudo Widows is.
It's. I know it's confusing it's but
it's not the first time we've encountered this.
I just. I love that Don's the first one
to mention it. She's so sweet, She.
Didn't her Pokedex mentioned it? She didn't mention.
She recorded it before any of the other cool trainers like
Ash. So I mean, she is just
wonderful, Ash. Wow, Corbin thinks Don's
wonderful. What a surprise.
All right, the next one comes to us from an unnamed Rotom Pokedex
Pseudo Widow, the imitation Pokémon.
A rock type Pseudo widow imitates a tree to avoid enemy
attacks, but its body is more like a rock.
It's weak against water, and when faced with rain, it runs
away. Imagine any kind of water.
I don't know why everybody focuses A.
Little run away, I don't know. Why everybody's focusing so much
on rain? I feel like if any kind of water
would make it run away or quote UN quote disappear.
So does that mean a pseudo widow can't cry?
You know. I mean, they have nothing to cry
about. They're always have.
You see? Have you just see?
Alex. She was smiling.
The whole she was. Beaming with joy.
That's true. Cheesing, if you will.
Cheese. Ear to ear.
She was cheesing and the breezing.
Yeah, breezing and cheesing. That's right, give her a reason.
Don't see her sneezing. Breathe out.
Cheese out. Nope.
No. I thought.
That was a Slam Dunk T-shirt, but I guess here.
Breeze out, cheese out. I actually know that would work.
That's actually not bad. I'm not champ with what the kids
think. I mean, they all want to call me
Professor J Mann like. No one wants.
To you want to ever get it? I personally, I don't get it,
but if they want to call me that, I mean I guess you.
Don't talk to any kids other than me.
They talk to me. I get so many emails.
Gangnam, That's true. You do?
Get Gangnam meals. What is e-mail you I mentioned
earlier? You got on to me about it.
What is this e-mail you? Talking I know you're stupid.
Is leaking onto me. Corbin, You gross.
Get it off. Don't get Corbin, you got to
keep that to yourself. Mr. Curtis, you leak more than
anybody. My hands leaking.
That's not blood. What it?
Knows that it. Looks it looks like motor oil.
It's like. It's serum.
It's my body's trying to fix. It So that's not you think he's
human, Professor? I don't think so.
There's at least three hands worth of fingers right now.
Something's up. Something's.
Up. Something ain't right.
Hey, something ain't right. All right.
That's all. That's all of our Pokedex
injuries on City Widow. It's time to be tested.
As I hinted earlier, our assignment today is going to be.
Oh, oh, oh, hey, it's going to be a good.
Let me put away my Pokedex. No, it's going to be a picture
Pokémon. And I fooled you.
Dang it, we. Were doing a pitch of Pokémon
today, so let me go ahead and hold on.
Let me let me duck behind my desk here and.
Find him. We have a Where's she?
Doing. Oh, fancy friends.
I'm a very fancy man and I would very much like to buy one of
y'all I already had. Curtis.
No. Curtis.
No.
Mr. Curtis. No.
Hey, Mr. Mr. Curtis. No, it's just.
A bit. Let him.
Happen. This is my thing.
Mr. Hey Mr. Curtis. Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis Mr. Curtis I won't be fancy though.
No, no, I'm I'm Mr. Fancy Man. OK, I always like to buy a
pseudo Moodo, but I only have enough money to buy one of your
pseudo moodos. So.
Oh. I will buy whoever gives me the
best pitch and I'm going to go ahead and read you what I would
call a rubric for what I want this pitch to be, if that's OK.
With you. Oh, rhubaric.
You must include information that you learned in Sir J Man's
wonderful class. And you must demonstrate an
understanding of the Pokemons, unique attributes and abilities.
Yes Sir. I was having a heart attack for
a second. I fixed it though.
Oh, OK. Three.
Oh, I can fix it. I can fix it.
No, I already fixed it. Selling points.
You must have unique selling points for the Pokémon that we
discussed in class, and they cannot be.
It must be for the Pokémon itself and not for a product
that it provides or produces. Like don't make me a necklace
made out of the green orbs on its fingers or whatever.
I don't want that. I want the Pokémon.
Then for the student who provides the most compelling
selling points will get a bonus point.
How can you understand the rules of?
I have as I have described them to.
You do you want to do you want to Do you want to finger a
necklace of other fingers? I can I?
Can get you. Curtis It's disgusting.
Like Corbin Fingers. I got a Corbin right?
A good Corbin right here, Professor.
Yo, please don't take my fingers.
Mr. Professor, help please. Please please can you not have
a? This is just to buy pseudo
widows right now. Oh my God.
It's 1 singular pseudo widows so take time.
A comprehensive plan a a pitch for me, and I will be eager to
listen to it when when you're done.
OK, doctor, we. Did take a I'm going to take a
quick nap. Please, please don't wake, man.
You just use this as an excuse to take a nap.
Moustaches, A monocle, all M words.
That's kind of weird if you think about that.
All right. Let's see is everybody is you
guys have been. I mean, oh sorry.
Oh. I'm just a fancy man here.
I have are my students are my are Professor Jacob's students
done with their Yes, doctor. Yes.
I I'm not I'm I'm I am a doctor of money.
I have my PhD in money. Thank you for noticing that my
corn. Cashologist.
And because of that, Corbin, I will allow you to go first.
Great. OK, fancy man.
So what do you as a fancy man, do a lot of.
You know you're going to do a lot of fancy stuff.
Fancy stuff involves needing fancy clothes and fancy coats
and fancy hats and all that stuff.
You know what? You can use a pseudo WUDO for a
hat and coat rack. So the cool thing about pseudo
WUDO is you can keep it in your house if you want to.
When you come in, you can put, you know, your coat, your hat,
whatever you want on it. And the good news is, if it gets
a little wet because it's raining outside because Huda
Wuda hates water, it could just shake that off really quickly
and then it's dry in no time. Now the other good thing is that
if you're outside and you're hanging out too, and it starts
to rain and there's something on your, you know, person, if it is
a coat or what have you or, you know, whatever, you don't want
it to get wet. You can easily put it on the
Huda Wuda and it's going to bolt somewhere where there's no
water, there's no rain coming down.
So it can kind of work for that dual purposes, kind of like a
mobile coat rack, but you can use it for other stuff you can
carry too. And then the other thing, the
second use for it kind of ties in the first one just a little
bit, but you could kind of use it as a baggage Porter or
bellhop. So first of all, it's small.
Sudubuto was very small. It's barely less than four feet
for those of you guys that listening at home.
So it's small enough but that I can, but it's strong enough that
I can carry your stuff and you can take it with you on trips
and stuff. It's not very big.
And the good thing is it will naturally avoid water.
So if you're walking in the city or something, or you're walking
or you're outside of a hotel and this thing is, you know,
carrying stuff for you inside, it's like kind of like your
personal assistant. It's going to avoid water, any
puddles, stuff like that as you're walking in.
And also it stands for a while with heavy luggage.
It's not going to get tired. Very strong, resilient Pokémon
because it loves to just stand there as we know.
And also as a bonus, you may get a discount at some of these
hotels you go to if you bring your pseudo Wudo to the front
desk. Because you know if there's an
old person working at the front desk, they might just give you a
discount. They might just do it because
they like. They got a thing for the pseudo
Wudo, those old folks, those boomers.
So a lot of good reasons to have a suit of widow.
And they all are applicable to an old rich man.
Thank you very much. I thank you, Old, old, old rich
man. Excuse me, I'm the rich man in
the prime of his life. The the prime of my life is very
old. You're both right.
He does have honk crow's feet, Mr. Curtis.
Have you seen them? No, I see a young man bouncing
the youth. Mr. Curtis I youth you.
Call me young and youthful, I'm old.
I'm so sorry. I mean.
I love doing this, voice. Let's keep.
Going oh, crotchety man, I guess.
Call middle fart. I'll discuss, I'll have
Professor Jacob discuss your your your pitch, Corbett.
When, when after Mr. Curtis goes.
Mr. Curtis sounds good. Let's hear, let's hear your
pitch. And thank you.
Thank you. Let me just get a quick little
is that. My dear boy, is that SAP you're
drinking. Oh.
It's like it's actually syrup. It's syrup.
May I? May I have some syrup?
Oh, sure, sure. Go right ahead.
Right here. Oh, he wants some too.
Have you ever? Oh, that's a lot, Professor.
I don't know if that's a good idea.
OK. Delicious, delicious.
Thank you. Cleared the throat.
Yeah, I could now. I could keep doing this voice a
little bit longer. That's good.
OK, All right.
Well, as we all know, all fancy man's have fancy houses, OK?
And what fancy house would be complete without its own living
statue in its outdoor garden? OK, pseudo wudos have a unique
attribute of being sought after and also looking like plants and
they're also made of stone and they like standing around all
day. So this is great.
A great combination right? Imagine being able to impress
all your fancy friends with your fancy designer sudo Wudo.
With the cool looking special green orbs and the great angles
and the length of the arms, you know you could impress all of
your fancy old fancy friends. Also that that pseudo wardo
would fit in perfectly outside in your fancy garden, blending
in with the decor. Very Feng Shui.
It's also used to standing around all day and it's pretty
resilient, made out of stone so it could double as a guard to
stand over and watch over your fancy area.
Finally, if you have any like fancy delicate artifacts or
banners or anything that's really water sensitive you want
to display during your fancy outdoor garden party.
No need to worry about the rain because as soon as it starts to
get wet, the pseudo woodo can carry it all in right inside,
right away out of the rain for you on your behalf.
So your, your, your your garden centerpiece slash guard.
Look no further, it's pseudo WUDO for all the fancy man
needs. These are these are all very
very, very good and lucrative ideas, I think excellent,
excellent sales and maybe I've maybe I should hire one or both
of you. I'll.
I'll do whatever you want I'll do.
I'll be there for you, Professor.
I mean doctor. Money, Money.
You. Know mine is better.
A coat rack or a fancy garden mobile.
Coat. Rack.
I don't enjoy carrying my own bags, though.
And bags, yeah. Which I think it was part of a
young Corbin's idea, but a living statue is the curse is
right or fancy man must have. But it's just the living statue
doesn't do anything. It's not.
No, it's it's categorically, categorically not what I said,
OK it it it stands guard and protects your guard.
I feel like he's trying. I feel like he's making fun of
my. Does he sound like he's making
fun of my voice? It?
Feels like he's making fun of your voice.
He's making fun of my voice from what a rattata.
No one's getting in that garden, so stand there, You know it.
Well, it it's it's going to stand there and and look cool
you get. Listen, it's a fancy collector
pseudo WUDO. And you know how all the old
fancy people love to look at magazines and pseudo wudos so
you can have one on display? There's nothing fancier than
that fancy man, doctor, fancy man, honey man.
The Pride did just buy a lot of new statues, though, for my.
Probably did. That now you know Corbin's
Corbin. 'S are any of them are Are any
of them living though, Doctor? OK, but Corbin's right.
All all of the old ladies love them A.
Good pseudo. Yeah, you.
Want some old ladies coming? Up and talking to get yourself a
pseudo budo. I'm I'm going with Corbett on
this. Oh, you get a 0 Mr. OK, all
right, I'm leaving now. All right.
Goodbye. Man, he was here.
He was here for a lot longer than he normally was.
Bye bye. Fancy man.
Doctor. Doctor.
Money. Fancy man.
New. Paul, do you guys like fancy
man? I'm starting to not like him.
I like I oh, you don't like. I think, Yeah.
I'm very hurt by Doctor Fancy Man.
I thought we had a special, a special connection.
I. Think you should get the whole
class? One lesson.
I could not. Listen.
I'm not doing it. That's another guy that comes
in. Yeah.
Uh huh. Yeah.
I don't. I don't have a mustache Mr.
Fancy. Mustache, we can tell.
I'm sorry, doctor. Fancy man has a mustache.
A nice white mustache. You fooling anybody?
All right, let's, let's talk about the, the, the meat and
potatoes of your pitches here, Corbin.
Both I mean both of you like had obviously you you had all the
stuff that we learned about today.
I love that Corbin did include that old people love pseudo
boodle and that is that is factual that's in the Pokedex.
So that's that's very good. Corbin, I'm not sure.
Like you you said something about how you putting wet
clothes on the pseudo widow. What could shake it off?
But I mean, realistically, it'd probably run away from it.
I can't think of anything more torturous than to put something
wet. That's.
Very mean. Well, the out the outside of the
coat is wet. So you put that, you know, you
put a coat in a coat rack, you put it on the inside.
That way it's going to shake it off for you.
You know what I mean? But.
I but it's not going to shake it off though.
It is just going to run around and I'm not sure I I want my
coat rack to be by my door, right.
OK, well. That's that's fine.
So then shake it off before you put it on the coat rack.
So I'm taking I'm taking one point off.
Each little nubbin can fit one coat.
Come on, 6 coats. I mean, it'd be a great listen.
It's a great coat rack. Sure, it is.
Just not for things that are wet.
Sure. So you're you're, you're
throwing. It off.
Give me my point back. You're no, you can't.
It's done. You're done.
But see. What do you what do you wear a
coat for when it's raining? No, when it's cold.
Also is when you would wear a coat Mr. Curtis.
Well, maybe so. All right, Mr. Curtis, you got,
you got full marks. I think yours are very good.
No notes. I mean the the, the because you
you did basically say the same thing of like, you know, oh, you
don't want your things to get wet.
And I was like, I don't know where he's going with this, but
like saying that you put stuff on it that you don't don't want
to get wet. When it starts to rain, the Sudo
wudo naturally will run to a place where it's not getting
wet. So that that makes sense.
That was pretty good. Thank you.
So are you, Corman? I don't see you taking notes
here. No, I'm not.
I'm checked out. He's fully checked out, like
always. All right, so that's going to do
it. For today's lesson on pseudo
UDO. I think everybody did an
excellent job. Are there any lingering
questions on pseudo UDO before we wrap this up?
When can I get zinc back? Can I please?
I sent fix on pseudo UDO. During the sudo udo lesson,
which we're still on, so I'm asking a question about zinc.
OK. No.
What was your question, Mr. Curtis?
Can I please go get my hand? Oh, he does have his hand
broken. That's it's It's pretty painful.
All right, fine. Go with Corbin and I will wrap
up the class here. All right.
Bye. I guess you.
Don't want to be here for the end of class.
Oh. Doug, as you don't want, you
don't want to do your funny joke when I ask what the Pokémon
we're learning this week is? OK, I'll stick it out for you,
Professor. Quick ask it, quick ask it so
that. He can leave.
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Oh oh God, he. Is All right.
Let's try. Classes dismissed.
Oh my. Wait, no, he's coming back to
life. Oh, he's back.
I got to. Get back OK Porsche.
Play the music if you're not playing it already, please.