1 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,240 Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokémon. 2 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,920 My name is Professor J Mann. Don't like this I. 3 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,560 Mean. That's what the kids are calling 4 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:16,000 me. I mean. 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,840 I don't know what kids I don't know. 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,320 She started the. Only kid. 7 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,800 I'm the only kid here and I'm I have. 8 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,080 Not I don't know if we started it, but if the kids want to call 9 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,960 me, but I'm Professor J Mann, I guess I'll roll with it. 10 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:27,400 It's. Oh. 11 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:33,160 Yeah, No. So yes, I am Professor J Mann. 12 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:35,440 Thank you everybody for attending this lecture on 13 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,680 Pokémon Biology. Joining me here in the classroom 14 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:42,760 today is of course my my wonderful teaching assistant Mr. 15 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:45,440 Curtis. Thanks, Jay Hizzle. 16 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,560 So crazy that's not. Working with you today. 17 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,440 What is that voice? That's not, Yeah. 18 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,520 You brought in a. Skateboard too. 19 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,000 Why do you have a skateboard? What? 20 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:55,840 Is that? That's right. 21 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,520 You're not good at it. Yeah, I'll make your way. 22 00:00:59,000 --> 00:00:59,600 You're. I. 23 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,120 I think you're riding it sideways. 24 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,880 I I I literally saw you fall three times outside on the. 25 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,640 Way, but look at my cool new jacket. 26 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,840 Aren't I so? Cool. 27 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:13,200 No, it's like. Dark Why did you put a leather 28 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:19,120 jacket over top of your your trench coat which is already 29 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,920 over top of an inner trench coat? 30 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:25,040 Well, you see, it was, it's getting kind of warm outside. 31 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,880 It's warming up. It's getting to give me that 32 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,600 warmer time of the year. So I wanted to. 33 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,640 I wanted to be extra cool. By adding more. 34 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,040 Layers. No, I get it. 35 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,360 No. He means figuratively. 36 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:35,040 Cool. I get. 37 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:38,480 It Oh, that's funny, this. Jacket is so cool, isn't it 38 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,040 Corbin? Uh huh. 39 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,360 Yeah. Here we have another instance of 40 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:46,600 Mr. Curtis not fully understanding human vernacular. 41 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:47,560 No, Did you not? I'm. 42 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:51,040 I'm pretty sure he's not human. Right back at you, Jay. 43 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,600 His old. Which is why he doesn't, you 44 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,880 know, understand it. It's Professor Jamin. 45 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,640 Or Professor Jacob, I guess, if you want to be lame. 46 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,120 Also, joining us in the classroom today is our young 47 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,080 trainer and training, Corbin. Say hello, Corbin. 48 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,760 Hello, Corbin. What's going on? 49 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:07,840 Everyone good to be here. Happy to be here today on this 50 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:11,680 fine Wednesday morning. It's bright, it's sunny, and Mr. 51 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:15,080 Curtis is looking funny. I don't know what's going on. 52 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,640 You mean cool? Kind of runny. 53 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,600 That was. See that was. 54 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:23,000 Had bad eggs. That that was weak. 55 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,440 Corbin. That was weak. 56 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:25,480 Weak. It was weak sauce. 57 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,440 Well, Madam, practice, because I'm not practice. 58 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,760 And that's good. Because I'm not allowed to rap. 59 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,400 I'm still writing, but I'm not allowed to rap. 60 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:33,720 It's indicating to me that you're not, you're not rapping 61 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,600 as much. So the great, the worse. 62 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,160 The rhymes are the. Better I'm not allowed to 63 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,480 legally rap in public for those who are new. 64 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,280 At all. I don't think you're legally 65 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,760 allowed to rap at all, I think. It's in the Canto region, I'm 66 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,440 pretty sure, but I think you can rap here, but I'm doing it out 67 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,240 of a courtesy. No, you can't. 68 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,480 No, you can't I. Don't know. 69 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:51,880 Maybe it's Holland where I can do it. 70 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,240 Is it Sino? I guess we'll find out. 71 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,200 We'll find out what we get there, Corbin. 72 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,600 I may e-mail somebody from their office. 73 00:02:58,840 --> 00:02:59,760 E-mail. What's that? 74 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:01,920 Oh, I don't know. I mean there. 75 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,800 She can you send Gengar male if you want, because I'm cool. 76 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,880 Hey, Speaking of Gengar males. Hey, great. 77 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,920 Corbin, thank you so much for the great segue. 78 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:12,320 I have a Gengar male here to read. 79 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,360 Yeah, that was Corbin. What? 80 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,720 Did I say Curtis? No. 81 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:20,360 What? Then? 82 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:27,080 Why did you say that was Corbin? I said you said whatever, Jay 83 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,760 hizzle you go. You do, you boss. 84 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,680 Because if I said thanks for the great segue, Curtis, and then 85 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,720 you said that was Corbin, then that was fine. 86 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,280 Love it. I'm here. 87 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,760 But no. You OK? 88 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,880 No, just forget I said anything. Go ahead. 89 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,080 God Mr. Curtis Mind. You. 90 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,840 I think he's having a heat stroke. 91 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,440 Take that jacket off because he's. 92 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,920 He's getting a little overheated. 93 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,000 Stroking out? No, no, he's not too many 94 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,840 skateboards. I'm sorry. 95 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,040 I'm sorry. I was trying to put on a new 96 00:03:56,040 --> 00:04:00,680 persona. Show you how cool and relevant I 97 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,880 am to this class. You're not, but I'm sorry. 98 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,360 I'm just worried about your health, Mr. Curtis, and your 99 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,200 safety. I'll sit down. 100 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,600 I'll put the skateboard down. I'm sorry, Okay, That's. 101 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,040 Better thank you. Suck at it anyway. 102 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:16,680 I mean unconventional, certainly at at the skateboard. 103 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,399 Not riding it as you should ride a skateboard. 104 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:24,800 OK, I have again garmail here from one Nick or Nicholas I 105 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,040 suppose. Nicky. 106 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,600 If they get in trouble, it says hi. 107 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:33,240 Hi, hi. That's a great, great job guys, 108 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,960 because the next part says I swear to Archaeus if you don't 109 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,960 say hi back, so. Oh, thank God I did. 110 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,760 Oh my. God, so good job, they say. 111 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,720 Today I come with good news. After passing my class, my dad 112 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,400 got me a Ryulu egg for my birthday and she has hatched. 113 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,280 Woo, woo. Congratulations. 114 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,440 Oh man, have. One, I'm proud to say that 115 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,920 together we've gotten a bag on and a Scyther. 116 00:04:56,280 --> 00:05:00,080 I have also defeated the Rock Type Gym Leader Grant and the 117 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,560 Fighting Type Gym Leader Karina. Woo. 118 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:03,800 Nice. Nice. 119 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,600 Nice. I hope he didn't take his loss 120 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:09,880 for granted. OK. 121 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,880 See that? That one took me a little bit, 122 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,200 Corbin. Good, Good joke. 123 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,400 You had to think about it 'cause it was a smart joke. 124 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,080 So Grant and Karina, what? What? 125 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,600 What region, league are we talking about here? 126 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:20,880 Anybody know? I don't know. 127 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,360 I'm just a boy. You. 128 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,480 Yeah, you know. Weird things though, Mr. Curtis. 129 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,320 Do you know? Is it the Canto region? 130 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,480 Nope. OK, come on. 131 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:33,040 You're from the Who's the Rock type Gym Leader in the Canto 132 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,120 Region? Mr. Curtis. 133 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,280 That would be my boy, Brock Brock. 134 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:40,560 Certainly not GRANT. OK, well the only other region I 135 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,200 know is the Jyota region. Really. 136 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,520 Yeah. Mr. Chris, do you think I'm 137 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:50,080 making up these regions as I read the Pokedexes? 138 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,480 No, I just. No, no, of course not, 139 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,840 Professor. You would never do something so 140 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:02,320 heinous an an academic uncouth as such as that. 141 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,040 No, Sir. OK. 142 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:08,040 But it kind of sounds like you do think that. 143 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,240 No, no, no. I don't think that, Professor. 144 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,480 I just don't know anything about the Pokémon leagues. 145 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,480 I'm more focusing on professors and kissing boxing. 146 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,680 OK. In all the different regions. 147 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,000 That's fine man. Anyways, it's the Kalos region 148 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:27,200 because Nick goes on to say we are on our way to the league 149 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:31,400 after I compete in and then they say in parentheses win and I 150 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,760 love that enthusiasm. Love it Optimism. 151 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:41,040 After I compete in Slash win the Kalos League, I plan to travel 152 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,080 to other regions beating their leagues too. 153 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,920 Here's some things you need to remember. 154 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:46,840 Oh. OK, all right. 155 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:50,120 I'm being told things all right. So Nick has included a couple of 156 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:55,960 things here that I think we said in other lessons and and then 157 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,680 immediately forgot about them because you know that's that's 158 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,040 that's how we do it really. Actually. 159 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,760 I think it's things that Corbin has said almost specifically. 160 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,240 What? No, I think we remember 161 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,440 everything we've ever referenced. 162 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,640 All right, #1, let's let's see if you remember this. 163 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,520 Corbin, I'm ready. It says Corbin. 164 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:13,320 When you say your intro, you're supposed to say it's Corbin 165 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:17,840 time, but in the lesson that that was decided, you didn't say 166 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:23,440 it. OK, so I'm not 100% confident, 167 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:27,000 but I'm 99.9% sure that never happened. 168 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,960 I need somebody else to verify this please. 169 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,600 I know some students have listened to these lessons like 170 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,080 100 times. Maybe not 100 but like 5 but. 171 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,920 Is that going to be like the poll or the Q&A thing on this? 172 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,760 Lesson. I mean, sure, I'll do it as 173 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:44,320 like, or I can ask Porsche to do it for like the poll or the Q&A 174 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,160 or something in the description if you guys are listening. 175 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,880 But like, I'm genuinely curious. Did I say that, 'cause I don't 176 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,720 remember ever saying that. It's Corbin time. 177 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,800 I forget things. I'll, I could start saying if 178 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,240 you guys want. Yeah, let's give us a clean one. 179 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,720 Yeah, give us a clean. Get get real clean. 180 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,560 All right. So first, so the first so the 181 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,600 Q&A is, did I say that? And the poll is, should I say 182 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:07,920 that There you go. Should I say it in every lesson 183 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,200 before? Well, you need to give him a 184 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,280 taste. Corbin All right. 185 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,600 Give you a taste. This will help you decide. 186 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,600 All right, you ready? And it's Corbin time. 187 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,400 How's that? Oh, so. 188 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,200 Good. That is pretty good, right? 189 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,680 Or should I do it more like dramatic, like it's Corbin time? 190 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,560 Yeah, yeah. Give me a couple of other line 191 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:28,640 reads this time. Do it like it's a question. 192 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:32,039 It's Corbin time. More direction. 193 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:33,600 More direction, more direction. I don't know. 194 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,919 OK, say. You just woke up from a nap. 195 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,440 Oh, Corbin time. OK, now say it like you're 196 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:46,040 running away from a nap. It's Corbin time. 197 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:52,280 That's pretty good. Now say it like you're a clown. 198 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:57,360 Hi, it's Corbin Time. It's. 199 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:01,240 Corbin time Oh my God. Wow. 200 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:04,840 Yeah, so let us know I guess in the Q&A or Polar, whatever it 201 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:05,880 is. And then it's got in the 202 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:10,480 description below on specifically on Spotify Gone 203 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,560 yeah. If you're on Flapple Podcasts, 204 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,480 you suck and you can't vote. I'm just kidding. 205 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,280 You don't suck. You don't suck because now 206 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:18,760 you're going to leave a review saying that we suck. 207 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:23,360 Please don't do that. Yeah, you guys can't do it. 208 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,360 Only a Spotify gun can vote. Sorry, it's just how the system 209 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,160 works. We don't make the rules. 210 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:31,080 Yeah, #2 this is this is the second thing that Nick is 211 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:34,120 reminding us after instructional videos. 212 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:39,040 You're supposed to say 123. Now you know, but this only 213 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,920 happened, I think, in the porygon. 214 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:41,440 List. All right. 215 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:44,000 So now I'm more inclined to believe the original thing about 216 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,760 me. Me with It's Corbin time. 217 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,720 Because I do remember that. I do remember saying that we're 218 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,520 supposed to say 123 now, you know. 219 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:55,480 Yeah, well, I mean, not not well enough to actually do it. 220 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,280 All right, but it does ring a bell, is what I'm saying. 221 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,840 OK, that's good. Mr. Curtis do you remember this 222 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,320 at all? It. 223 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,120 Sounds like something that Mister Curtis would say. 224 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,240 It does and it does. I like that energy. 225 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,360 I'm. I'm going to say, you know, if 226 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,520 it didn't happen before, we should. 227 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,080 We should do it anyway. Now do it anyway. 228 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,280 Now now we know. Do it anyway now. 229 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,880 Maybe. Hey, maybe today you'll have the 230 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:25,000 opportunity to do it. Maybe. 0123 Now you know, you 231 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,760 know, you know. OK. 232 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,440 But no, you have to say at the same time. 233 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,720 All right. Let me try it again. 234 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:36,280 Hold on one 2-3 now. You know, you know. 235 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,960 All right, well, whatever. Just keep going that. 236 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:42,480 Was so unbelievably bad. See the problem is you can't 237 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:51,760 start with a countdown because a countdown part of it. 321-1233 238 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,480 You know, you're like 10 years behind me. 239 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,200 You're saying it like you had a stroke, Mr. Curtis. 240 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,600 OK, Hold on, hold on, hold on. Give it. 241 00:10:58,960 --> 00:10:59,960 I'll countdown. I'll countdown. 242 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:07,640 Hey, you go, you go court 2. 1123 Now you know. 243 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,240 He did it fast. Now you're slow. 244 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,800 Now you're slow. Now you speed it up. 245 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,560 I didn't know what You OK? You did speed it up. 246 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,680 Now, Mr. Curry. This lesson is. 247 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,520 Going to be long? OK, we'll we'll, we'll play. 248 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,960 We'll play with this later. OK, all right. 249 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:23,920 Anyways, Nick Skenger, male ends with I strive to be a better 250 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:27,280 trainer and capture Celosis and the Shinx. 251 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:28,880 I guess that makes you a good trainer. 252 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:33,720 One day you'll see me on TV and then I love the sign off here. 253 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:36,240 It says the guy that's just here for fun. 254 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,560 Nick. Honestly, that's what you need. 255 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:42,640 You need a guy who's there just for fun or, you know, a girl. 256 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,040 Because I've heard that girls just want to have fun. 257 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:48,480 So let's put that to the test. Put that on a T-shirt. 258 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,280 So look in the description below you'll see a poll that. 259 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,360 Are you a girl that just wants to have fun? 260 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,680 I don't like the way that sounds. 261 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,400 OK, well thank you so much for the Gengar Mail, Nick. 262 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,200 It was very good. It was a lot of fun, Mr. Curtis 263 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,520 says. Nick, get a Gold Star. 264 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:08,760 Yes, I'll give Nick a Gold Star. Happy about. 265 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:10,680 It. I don't know. 266 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:16,800 Well, he didn't talk about how great bug type Pokémon are or 267 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:21,840 how cool my spinner rack are or anything like that, but. 268 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,800 Nepotism here. He didn't pick a fight, so. 269 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:25,720 That is true. You're not. 270 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,640 And honestly, that is something that we really appreciate out of 271 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:31,520 Gengar males. Please don't try to pick fights 272 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,840 with us or. Yeah, recently you guys remember 273 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:37,960 the one we read in the in the last lesson last week, Zoom Role 274 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,120 I. Don't remember much of last 275 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:39,640 week? No. 276 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,480 Oh, fun fun week, huh? Party hard. 277 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,640 No, it's just, it's just my standard reminds me of Corbin 278 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:47,720 remind. Me But yeah. 279 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,720 So in the Zoom role lesson last week we did read another. 280 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:52,880 I think it was using more lesson. 281 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,840 We did read a very kind e-mail from Henry and. 282 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:58,240 Oh, I thought you were saying. We read a mean e-mail. 283 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,680 No, I was saying that like if you said the same thing in that 284 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,840 lesson too, you were like, yeah, we like when you guys are nice 285 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,200 to us, please be nice. I'm trying your Gmail. 286 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:10,000 I'm trying to reinforce Gorman. Repetition is the best way. 287 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:15,720 Just be nice guys, be nice we. Can't take me much as a 288 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,000 professor. All I'm saying is if it's a 289 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,600 mean, if it's a mean gang, our mail probably not going to read 290 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,680 it. We're going to be, we're going 291 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,200 to crumble. Yeah, you could send us hate 292 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,280 mail all you want. We've gotten a lot of slurs sent 293 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,440 our way, but that's OK guys. That's all right. 294 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,000 We'll take it on the chin cuz we love you. 295 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,280 We haven't. Wait, you guys haven't gotten 296 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,920 any? I've got some sent to my 297 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,880 personal Gmail. Yeah, what's your favorite one? 298 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,920 The Professor, Professor. What Pokémon are we talking 299 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,920 about today? Well, Mr. Curtis, I am so glad 300 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:48,960 that you asked because it's not. We're not learning about the 301 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,120 city. Why So before you even say, 302 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,200 we're learning. About sister in. 303 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:58,120 Fact, it's not even a grass type Pokémon, although it might fool 304 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,240 you and I'm just gonna say it. We are learning about Sudo wudo 305 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,240 this week. Sudo WUDO. 306 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:07,080 Professor, Professor, Professor, Would. 307 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,760 Yes, I'm sorry. I will only answer if you have 308 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,760 your hand raised Mr. Curtis. Oh, sorry my hands up, 309 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,320 Professor. OK, so who here has seen a 310 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,040 pseudo widow? My. 311 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,320 Hands up, Professor. Oh my God, he's not going to 312 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,160 shove about this. Yes, Mr. Curtis. 313 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,080 Yeah, yeah, Professor, just come over here real quick. 314 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,040 No. You said you said a lot, yeah? 315 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,080 I'm saying right here. But it but it is, but it is. 316 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,560 It's got wood in the name. How can it not be a grass? 317 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:37,000 Type. I mean it's pseudo WUDO. 318 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,520 Yes. What does pseudo mean? 319 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,360 That means fake. I don't know if I don't know if 320 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:45,600 pseudo exactly means fake, but it does kind of mean something 321 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,120 along the lines of like pho not right. 322 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,680 So it's not widow or it's like looks like widow but. 323 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,240 It's not widow. Yeah, exactly. 324 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,560 That's his real name. Not Widow. 325 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,880 All right. It couldn't be any more. 326 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,360 Clear, Mr. Curtis. Come on, catch up. 327 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,840 I'm so sorry. And like, listen, Mr. Curtis, we 328 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,560 can't, we can't just go off of names to determine the type of 329 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,080 Pokémon, because we're the one that names them. 330 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,280 That's true. That's true. 331 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,360 You're. Right, like this. 332 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:13,640 This thing isn't naturally named pseudo widow, although maybe 333 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,880 they do tend. Sometimes they say their names. 334 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,880 So who am I to talk? Every once in a while. 335 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,280 Corbin, what were you saying? Did have you seen this Pokémon? 336 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,160 Before I I don't think I have seen one. 337 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:29,360 Have you? Ever seen the wind? 338 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,240 Sorry. Have you ever, have you ever 339 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,520 seen like a tree? Just kind of like I've. 340 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,120 Seen one or two. OK, hold on, let me finish. 341 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,440 Let me finish. Have you ever seen a tree in the 342 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,280 woods? It's wiggling around when it's 343 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:47,560 not like, windy. Have you ever seen a tree? 344 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,440 Corbin, let me ask you this. Have you ever seen a tree that 345 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:53,640 was there one day and then the next day it was raining and it 346 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:57,520 wasn't there? Oh yeah, yeah, I actually have 347 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,080 seen that once. That was there was one in my 348 00:15:59,080 --> 00:15:59,920 backyard. It was weird. 349 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,320 It was only like there for like a day or something. 350 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,280 I thought it was just a quick tree my mom planted. 351 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,120 There are sometimes there's little tiny trees in my woods 352 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,000 and I cut them down and then they come back. 353 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,320 So I don't. I don't. 354 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,200 I don't know. Those are. 355 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,320 Shrubs. That is pretty normal for a 356 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:17,760 tree. But yeah, so Corbin, that was 357 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,200 probably a sudo wudo so I actually have. 358 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:23,360 I have one here today if we would like to see it. 359 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,760 Is it in the room with us right now? 360 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,680 No, but man, it would have been cool if I like potted it in a 361 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,320 plant or something. Yeah, because I was looking at 362 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,800 that plant, that fur in the corner. 363 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,600 No, that's a real plan. That's OK. 364 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:35,240 All right. Look at. 365 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,080 Look at little. Funky. 366 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:36,760 No? This is. 367 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,000 Kind of where it. Is pokey ball. 368 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,240 Yeah, You know, I guess we'll see. 369 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:40,880 All right. Here we go. 370 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,160 I'm excited. Ready. 371 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:48,680 Yep. Are you sure that's not just a 372 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,320 tree? I think that's. 373 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,240 I think that's wood, Professor. I'm not going to. 374 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,000 Lie. Is this a joke? 375 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,160 I mean, kind of a joke. Yeah, I mean it. 376 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,080 Kind of. But it. 377 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,720 Is hold on. Let me get up on this thing. 378 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,240 Don't stop climbing on top of my pseudo. 379 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,800 Climbing it. I'm just, I'm just, I'm moving 380 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,880 some of the branch. I mean, it smells like Mr. 381 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,119 Carson, it smells like Corbin. Corbin. 382 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,760 Move out, Corbin. Move out of the way. 383 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,240 OK, I'll prove this to you all right. 384 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,520 I trained long and hard with William Shire and the Machokes 385 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,359 back at the Saffron City. Learnings for what? 386 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:24,400 Wait, what are you doing? What are you doing for Curtis? 387 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:28,000 My karate. Prowess, What are you doing? 388 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,800 And I will prove to you no as I chop. 389 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,520 Through all logs. I guarantee you, no, this is, 390 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,640 this is not a log. This is this is a rock. 391 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,800 This is a solid rock. Do it wood? 392 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,920 No, don't do it. Just Curtis. 393 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:43,760 Let's see it. Let's do it. 394 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:53,000 Oh, that's really hard wood. OK, it's not wood, it's stone. 395 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,520 Really. Wait, are you serious? 396 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,240 Oh, wait, no, you're right. That smells like stone, Mr. 397 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,080 Curtis. It smells like stone, not wood. 398 00:17:59,080 --> 00:17:59,960 I was wrong. I'm. 399 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,960 So I think he has. I think he has a broken hand. 400 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,800 Oh my. Gosh, Professor. 401 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,280 Oh that. Oh my. 402 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:11,280 Whoa, oh, look at it. It hurts so bad, though there's. 403 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:15,680 So many bones sticking out. Oh man, three out of your six 404 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,160 fingers. Fingers are sticking out. 405 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,000 Hold on, I got to. I got to wrap some up for my 406 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,640 Corbin. Will you get my webbing out of 407 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,480 my bag? I would rather die. 408 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,800 I'd rather break both my hands and grab your web. 409 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,800 I'm not doing that. Please, please professor, make 410 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,120 him get the webbing out of my I don't want. 411 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,880 To do that, that's disgusting. I don't. 412 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,040 That's looks like you have some sticking out of your your your 413 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,480 secondary jacket, Mr. Kirk Oh, that's sure. 414 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,840 I do keep some lining in there. Let me pull some output. 415 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:43,400 Out. Oh God, this is horrific. 416 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,360 Oh, oh, oh, the bow, oh. There's a lot more bow there 417 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:50,400 then should be, right? There's there's six finger bones 418 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:54,040 that I'm seeing. That's one more than he's 419 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:59,120 supposed to have. Oh, all of his fingers are 420 00:18:59,120 --> 00:18:59,880 broken. Do we? 421 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,720 We have a nurse, right? It's, it's the the rosary or 422 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:03,480 something. Yeah. 423 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,480 Yeah. Yeah, Rosalyn. 424 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,080 Miss Rosalyn is what I was saying. 425 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,920 Professor, I think he needs to see Rosalyn. 426 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,000 Yeah, I think he does too. I. 427 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,920 I I I can hold I I can go. Professor, can I be excused from 428 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:15,320 class? I'll? 429 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,840 Just run that in a wait until after class. 430 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,560 How dare. You, a real professor's 431 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,760 assistant, would never miss the whole. 432 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,840 Class Let's finish this class 1st. 433 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:26,640 So, Corbin, could you describe a pseudo widow who's been very 434 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,960 patient with our shenanigans? Yeah, sure. 435 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,760 He's been very quiet too. It's. 436 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,720 She. So. 437 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:37,000 Oh, sorry, She it's a a tree. OK, but describe the tree. 438 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,840 Because I. Guys, I'm going to be honest 439 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,720 here. I've seen a lot of trees in my 440 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,720 day and this would never fool me. 441 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,200 I would never look at this thing and be like. 442 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,800 I don't know. A lot of trees I see have yellow 443 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,360 on them, so I don't know, maybe I just see a lot of sudo widow 444 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,000 actually. Maybe. 445 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,440 All right, so is the yellow supposed to be SAP? 446 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,760 I don't know. I don't want to find out 447 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,440 something. I didn't sniff that part so I'm 448 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,120 not sure. So sudo widow kind of looks like 449 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,280 a little bit of a little tree, but instead of branches it has 450 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:12,440 these little looking nubs, little green nubbies and I think 451 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,960 those are actually rock too. I got a good sniff of those and. 452 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,480 Yep, those are, those are rocks as well. 453 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,160 And its whole body is just kind of made out of that. 454 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,920 And it looks like wood. It's even texturized a little 455 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,240 bit like wood. But if you can look at it 456 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,000 certain lighting, and you actually tell it's rock, and 457 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,280 then it has this little forked branch coming off of its head. 458 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,360 So it's very like like most trees. 459 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,720 Right. Like most trees, like 2 little 460 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:40,360 forks coming out and it's got 2 little feet with no little toes. 461 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,560 What a shame on either side of it. 462 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:47,160 So yeah, guys, it looks like a brown glizzy with a couple 463 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,360 sticks poking out of it. That's that's sudo. 464 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,960 That's super sudo in a nutshell. Oh, look at that. 465 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,960 Lex likes him. This guy Lex on him. 466 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,000 You guys are like one the same you got. 467 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,920 Lex, No Lex, go back to work. You have a job to do. 468 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,600 You don't have time to be goofing around like this. 469 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,200 Lex. Just just go a little bit 470 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,160 quicker this time, Lex. I got to get my. 471 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,760 We got to get done with class so I can fix my hand. 472 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,560 Well, because the pseudo widow likes Lex so much, I'm going to 473 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:17,600 call it Alex. Oh, it's like all Lex. 474 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,640 It's like all Lex is thinking. About the all lex, right, we 475 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,960 have to find the all lex. Oh, that sounds like a sci-fi 476 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:29,280 Mcguffin anyways, but yeah, it's very cool. 477 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,600 I love it. That's also a patron name, by 478 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,280 the way. Oh. 479 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,680 I I was confused. I knew. 480 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,160 That sound familiar? And he just hit me. 481 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,480 Yeah. So one of our patrons is named 482 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,520 Alex. So Alex, appreciate you. 483 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,160 Nice. Alex, I I have to say I'm, I'm 484 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,240 sorry I tried to chop you in half. 485 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,880 Even so, yeah. I don't. 486 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,080 I don't. I don't blame you. 487 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,840 I don't blame you. I know we got to move on with 488 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,960 the lesson here, but I do want to just explore the thinking 489 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,720 here. Mr. Cruz, if this was, you know, 490 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:59,840 let's say a grass type Pokémon that was like a tree and you did 491 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,640 successfully chop it in half, what would where would we be 492 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,600 right now? He would be. 493 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,200 He would be in jail. He'd. 494 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,720 Be going on a rampage killing you. 495 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,840 Cannot beat these allegations. Add one. 496 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,160 Add one more to the roster. First, the Squirtle. 497 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,120 Who's next? But, but no, but but but I I 498 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,120 wouldn't have chopped it. It was a grass type Pokémon. 499 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,240 Looked like a tree. I just thought it was a tree. 500 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,360 A tree that came out of your Pokeball. 501 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,640 You wanted to count the. I said it was a Pokémon. 502 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,120 I know, but it looks so much like a tree professor. 503 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:28,960 I don't know. I just. 504 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,840 I felt the I felt the coolness rising up beside of me. 505 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,360 Oh God, stop with the accent, please. 506 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,280 Whatever it is, I beg you, no, he's not. 507 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,640 I don't know. I don't like. 508 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,080 I don't like that jacket, though. 509 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,280 I don't like it. My my I. 510 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,400 Don't think it makes him look cool. 511 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,160 Do you think it makes him look cool, Corbin? 512 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:45,960 It's not very slimming, Mr. Curtis. 513 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,760 OK, I'll have to. I'll have to. 514 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,920 I'll take the jacket off for now, with too much coolness as 515 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,920 corrupted my life. Oh, that is. 516 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,080 Cotton like here's his hand. Like cracking, see? 517 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,840 Oh, it hurts so much. It hurts so. 518 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,200 Much. OK, I'm going to go ahead and 519 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,960 put Alex back into her pokeball. OK. 520 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,480 Bye, Alex. Bye, Alex. 521 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,000 Let's get on with this lesson let's. 522 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,720 Do it. It's quarrelling time. 523 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,880 Starting now, it's too late, you said to say that when you 524 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,480 introduce yourself Corbin. Dang it. 525 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,240 All right. And we haven't gotten a 526 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,000 confirmation from the students yet. 527 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,480 We can't. All right, I've just gotten used 528 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,080 to saying it already. Yeah. 529 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:29,200 And OK, let's start off in the JoJo region here, like we always 530 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,920 do. The first one says although it 531 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:36,720 always pretends to be a tree, it's composition appears to be 532 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,600 closer to a rock than a plant. Again, very misleading. 533 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,960 It's like minerals. Minerals. 534 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,560 Yeah, instead of wood. A metamorphic Pokémon, if you 535 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,720 will. It disguises itself as a tree to 536 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,680 avoid attack. It hates water, so it will 537 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,720 disappear if it starts raining. Wow. 538 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:02,080 The the irony is is weak. Is is intense 'cause? 539 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,400 I I. Attacked it. 540 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,520 I attacked it because it looked like a tree. 541 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:12,760 It didn't plan for Mr. Curtis. That's so it's such a weird 542 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:17,360 thing, though, because like, it's It is a rock, right? 543 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,760 It's basically a rock. Like, do you go around punching 544 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,840 rocks? Not really, no. 545 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,200 I don't, no. So why was? 546 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,120 Why was? Why does it avoid? 547 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,240 Why does it need to avoid getting attacked so much that it 548 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,560 has to make itself look like a tree? 549 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,040 Well, by predators it means if it looks like a tree. 550 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,600 What predators eat rocks? Well, no. 551 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,920 I'm saying like if it's moving around, Predator's going to know 552 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,960 that's a Pokémon. Rocks also don't move. 553 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,040 Yeah, but it doesn't look like a rock. 554 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,360 It looks like a tree. Yeah, because it's over years. 555 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,640 It's it's, you know, over, you know, millions of years. 556 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,440 It's it's evolved to look like a tree. 557 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,680 That's how old Alex is. Not. 558 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:05,360 So not Alex specifically, I I see what the professor saying. 559 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,760 So like it, You know if it's going to choose to look like 560 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,440 it's already made out of rock, right? 561 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,120 If it's going to choose to look like anything, they should just 562 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,120 choose to look like a rock, right? 563 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:18,400 Because it a rock would be even less desirable to attack than a 564 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,600 tree would. Yeah, because like, we chop down 565 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,840 trees. I would think tree is probably 566 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,720 better because it's more mobile, you know what I mean? 567 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,560 It's already because because it already has its legs readily 568 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,600 available, the legs are still there, you know what I mean? 569 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,280 If it was shaped like a rock and it had to like evolve to like 570 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,240 poke its little arms and legs out, that's more work it has to 571 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,800 do. It's more time it has to spend 572 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,920 because like what? What if the predator finds out 573 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,880 that it's a pseudo and then it's like, oh crap, now I got to run 574 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,440 and then it has to pop out of its arms and legs. 575 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,480 It's going to waste more time. As the pseudo we know now, it 576 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,520 already has its arms and legs available, so as soon as it's 577 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,240 accidentally spotted by a predator it could just bolt. 578 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,240 My favorite trees are the ones that have legs. 579 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,920 OK I love I love trees with legs. 580 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,600 I'm. Not saying that trees have legs. 581 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,320 I mean like it could be it sounds like sky is like a root 582 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,840 or a branch. It could be like a branch or 583 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,040 something like somebody could. The way it could situate itself 584 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,080 could make it look like a branch. 585 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,560 I mean, it could be like a weird, like it's more a weird 586 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,760 shaped rock. Sudo wudo I get you do. 587 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:17,920 You think a sudo WUDO could grow to look like a palm tree? 588 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,040 That's a good question. I well let's wait till we get to 589 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,680 the Alola region pokedex entries because maybe all of their sudo 590 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,320 wudos are perfect and amazing and look like palm trees. 591 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,120 Which are the better tree? You mean executor? 592 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:36,320 Well, I mean, yeah, I guess so. And what did we learn about the 593 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,160 executors in Alola? They grow so big and strong. 594 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,600 They grow so big and strong, they're basically Dragons. 595 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,760 They're big, tall boys. That's right. 596 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,120 All right, call back. The last the last entry in the 597 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:52,520 doto region says if a tree branch shakes when there's no 598 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,320 wind, it's a pseudo wudo, not a tree. 599 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,240 It hides from the rain. So there's a lot of ways you 600 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,720 could have test this. Instead of you just punching 601 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,520 this curse, could have put water on it, could have let in the 602 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,520 breeze. I mean, once again, I I wasn't 603 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,640 thinking that it was. I was trying to prove that it 604 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,920 was a Pokémon. I was trying to prove that it 605 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,880 was a tree. Oh, OK. 606 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,520 Yeah, but he didn't. He didn't have this information 607 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,000 because we haven't done the lesson yet, although I guess he 608 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,800 has done it six times before. Six more times. 609 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,720 Before, It's been a long time. This is my seventh time taking 610 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:25,800 the class. So I can't. 611 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,960 I can't. All day. 612 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,600 I can't, you know, reasonably expect him to remember all you 613 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,320 know, like the thousands of Pokémon that he needs to that 614 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,720 that we talk about. I can't remember him to remember 615 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,400 everything. Oh yeah, there's a. 616 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,800 Lot they keep, they keep. I'm only I'm. 617 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,200 I'm only human. That's. 618 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,200 He hesitated when he said. I can't. 619 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,160 I can't. I can't remember everything 620 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,280 right, right. I mean, I I'm not sure you can 621 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,120 remember anything. I'm not sure that you're human 622 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:59,800 after all. Well, that's just preposterous. 623 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:05,160 Yeah, but not as preposterous as this Helen Region Pokedex entry. 624 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,840 Wonderful. Thank you. 625 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,960 Sudo Wudo camouflages itself as a tree to avoid being attacked 626 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,400 by enemies. However, because the four legs 627 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:18,160 remain green throughout the year, the Pokémon is easily 628 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,040 identified as fake during the winter. 629 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,760 See if it was easily identified as fake as a rock, it wouldn't 630 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,400 be as mobile because it wouldn't have his legs out. 631 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,400 It would be shaped like a rock. It would never be identified as 632 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,240 fake as a rock just because of the weather. 633 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,000 Well, you never thought it'd be identified as fake as a tree, 634 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,720 but here it is. I mean, I would. 635 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,400 It doesn't look anything like a tree, it's just brown. 636 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,240 It fooled us. It did. 637 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,640 It did fool you guys. That's true. 638 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,600 It did. It did. 639 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,640 Yeah, it it fooled. Me, I've read that like 3-3 out 640 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,160 of every 10 people are fooled by sudo udo, right? 641 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,800 That's almost half the population. 642 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,800 Oh wow, where'd you read that? Don't worry about it. 643 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,280 I mean, I worry about it because it sounds false, but whatever. 644 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,840 It was on Twitter, so I can't be wrong. 645 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:02,160 So that's actually the the only the flying Pokémon theme social 646 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,800 network site Twitter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 647 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,640 You always have to add that little, that subtitle. 648 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,160 Yeah. Yeah. 649 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:06,720 So it can't be. Wrong. 650 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,280 Yeah. Oh, you're right. 651 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,680 It can't be wrong then. Yeah. 652 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,840 OK, that's the only pokedex entry in the Hawaiian region. 653 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,600 So let's move on to the Sino region. 654 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:19,000 Despite appearing to be a tree, it's body is closer to rocks and 655 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,960 stones. It is very weak to water, very 656 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,640 like like most rocks are in this world where we live in. 657 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,640 Yeah, you you pour water on it, it fades away instantly. 658 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,360 I think it like screams or something and attacks. 659 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,280 Yeah, it goes oy and then it just attacks. 660 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:40,520 It goes hey and then it attacks. Says hey, hey, that's get out of 661 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,280 here. Hey, that's that's not very 662 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,080 nice. You. 663 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,720 Think it's sudo. Budo sounds that proper. 664 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,760 Yeah, and that was that was our sudo budo impressions. 665 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:52,840 Thoughts, thoughts, Thoughts. Not our Dragonite impressions. 666 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,160 Why Dragonite? I like dragonet. 667 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,480 What can I say? OK, that's fair. 668 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,480 The next entry in the Sino region says it stands along 669 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:05,720 paths, pretending to be a tree. If it starts raining, it seems 670 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,800 to disappear. Seems it just floats to the. 671 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,000 Yeah, it's Wait, isn't this what you just said, Corbett? 672 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,320 It kind of like it fades away into nothing. 673 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,640 It just. Fades away it just. 674 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,400 Shifts out of existence. That's right. 675 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:23,000 Oh, there goes to Cinna Unos. It's it's fading away like a 676 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,880 ghost. Oh, then it turns into a ghost 677 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,400 type. It turns to a ghost type. 678 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,200 It turns to the Trevenant. Well, no. 679 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,560 It's still not a grass type though. 680 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:35,200 Oh, OK. Is there a rock Ghost type 681 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,480 Pokémon? There must be right. 682 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,320 Is it a spirit tomb? A spirit tomb? 683 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,920 Rock Ghost. No Spirit, I'll find it. 684 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,240 This is all very important stuff. 685 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,040 Yeah, very, very. While he's doing. 686 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,840 While he's doing that, I'll read the next entry to avoid being 687 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,840 attacked. It does nothing but mimic a 688 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,920 tree. It hates water and flees from 689 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,680 the rain. There is. 690 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,280 There's no rock ghost. Really. 691 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,720 Really. Not one discovered yet. 692 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,240 They need to find one. Stats, I mean, I'm sure there 693 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,960 was one out there. There's got to be. 694 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,880 There's thousands of Pokémon, there's just not a register. 695 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,880 There are, and here's Here's what's crazy. 696 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:15,200 There are 6 ground ghosts, but no rock ghosts. 697 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,320 Guess you could say they're very down to earth Pokémon, right? 698 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,920 I mean, I guess like the thing about ghosts is that they're not 699 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:27,840 solid and rocks are very solid, so they're kind of like counter 700 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,360 intuitive. They're natural opposites. 701 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,000 Right. That makes sense. 702 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,720 Thank you. Can't be a solid ghost. 703 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,640 Put that on a T-shirt. I just going to say put that on 704 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,840 a T-shirt. And it's just, I don't know, 705 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,480 it's like a Corbin, like wagging his finger like. 706 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,920 I'm just like me on there. No you can't. 707 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,320 No, no, no. All right, new poll. 708 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,920 How many guys, do you actually buy a T-shirt from us? 709 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,280 No, I'm just kidding. We don't have enough room. 710 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,440 For Pulse, all right, there's nothing new from the UNOVA 711 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,720 region. There's nothing new from the 712 00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:00,280 Kalos region, but I do have some Alola region Pokedex entries 713 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,680 here. I'll hear how great they are. 714 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,240 To avoid attack, it mimics a tree. 715 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,360 It will run off if splashed with water, which it hates. 716 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,080 Yeah, we know that. The next one says. 717 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:17,640 Apparently the larger the green parts of this Pokémon are, the 718 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:22,040 more collectors value it. It's a particular favorite among 719 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,880 elderly people. Really. 720 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,600 I feel when. I feel like the elderly people 721 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,880 in the Alola region like to collect weird things. 722 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,720 Yeah, those boomers be up to some sketchy stuff. 723 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,280 Do they just collect collect the green parts and they collect the 724 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,440 whole pseudo wudo I mean? They like chopping off pseudo 725 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,280 Wudo's fingers and taking it. Well, let me read this. 726 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,080 Let me read this next entry. There might be, It might shine 727 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,120 some. I'm starting to think I'm 728 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,640 ageist. That sounds like abuse. 729 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,880 This next entry says it's so popular with the elderly that 730 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:54,840 there's a magazine devoted to this. 731 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:58,640 Pokémon. Fans obsess over the particular 732 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:03,880 length and angle of its arms. But that's that's weird. 733 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,720 Have you heard of this magazine, Professor? 734 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,080 I I haven't. No. 735 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,480 I did not even know it existed, honestly. 736 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,760 Wait a minute. Ohh, no, I I actually do have 737 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,080 one I got in the mail this morning. 738 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,600 Hold on, you're talking. About, I think, what are the 739 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:17,920 odds? Well, I don't. 740 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,000 I think Donnie J may have ordered it 'cause I don't know 741 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,840 why in my house this morning. OK, so here it is. 742 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,600 It's a magazine. It's called Sticks and Stones. 743 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,640 Check it out. Look, see. 744 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:25,920 Look the front cover. Look at that one. 745 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,400 Posen. Look at that. 746 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,560 Wow. Look at the wow. 747 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,520 Look at the particular length and angle of its arms. 748 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,080 We love. That I'm obsessing over it. 749 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,960 I like how green their fingers. Are OK, All right. 750 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,240 Don't. Don't even think. 751 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:39,880 Don't even think. Don't even think. 752 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,440 All right, Just answer when I when I when I say this question. 753 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,280 All right. Don't even think. 754 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:48,120 Best angle go. Oh God, it's got to be 70 755 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,760 degrees 20°. Oh, wow. 756 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,920 All right. I I knew you were an acute guy, 757 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,440 Mr. Curtis. What about me, my cute guy too? 758 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,080 You, you scream obtuse. Hey, please. 759 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,280 Stop screaming. It's it's getting hard to sleep. 760 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:08,400 I said 70°. Yeah, that's oh, wait, no, that 761 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,560 is still acute. You're right. 762 00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:12,639 I'm a cutie. You're right, you're right. 763 00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:15,639 But you, you still scream obtuse and I wish you would stop doing 764 00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:16,800 it. All right, everybody, comment 765 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,679 down below if I'm a cutie. All right, Never mind. 766 00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:22,440 Don't do that. We got, we got two acute, acute 767 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,800 guys in here. Two acute, acute guys, that's 768 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,639 right. What about? 769 00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:26,880 What about you, Professor? What do? 770 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:27,760 You think? Full 180? 771 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,400 Nice. I prefer lions. 772 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:33,600 Flat You like lions? I prefer straight lines. 773 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,400 That's right, Flat is king. What can you say? 774 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,880 OK, there's one more entry from the Elola region. 775 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:44,320 The result of its holding the same pose all the time is arms 776 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,639 that have become supple, yet strong I. 777 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,199 Don't know. Each of these entries is getting 778 00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:51,120 a little weird. I don't know. 779 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,320 These boomers got a thing for the Sudowoodo. 780 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,880 I I don't get it. Like, no, if it's. 781 00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:01,120 Alex, but I don't get it. Maybe it's like, I don't know, 782 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,280 maybe it's just I I I don't. I I really don't get it. 783 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:08,200 Maybe it's just it's like an easy Pokémon to take care of 784 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,120 because like all you got to do is like it's like the opposite 785 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,920 of of a plant that you have in the house. 786 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,600 Just you don't water it. Right. 787 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,680 And that's, yeah, that's the problem is a lot of people let 788 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,000 their plants accidentally die, you know, by watering it. 789 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,160 Or, in our case last week, we overwatered it by flooding the 790 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:26,320 room or gunked it, but a lot of people forget to water their 791 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,440 plants. But this is nice 'cause you 792 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,880 don't have to. You don't have to forget 793 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,160 anything. You don't have. 794 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,440 I mean, I will forget things. I don't have to forget things. 795 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,240 But this thing you don't need to forget. 796 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,600 There's nothing to forget. There you go. 797 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,920 That's what you're trying to say, Corbin. 798 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:37,840 There's nothing to forget. That's. 799 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,400 Right. I'm sure it likes a gravel bath, 800 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,320 but you know you don't need to water it. 801 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,160 Maybe. I don't. 802 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,680 I don't know that. I mean, I'm sure if we were to 803 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,440 read this, what would you say the magazine was called 804 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,040 Corbin's. Sticks. 805 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,320 It's called sticks and stones, yeah. 806 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:56,240 Or no Moss on this stone A roll. A rolling sudo widow gathers no 807 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,520 Moss I. Have heard that? 808 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,400 Yeah, that's a that's a good one. 809 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,360 OK, moving on that's. So funny, Professor. 810 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,120 Thank you. There's no entries from the Gala 811 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,800 region but I do have a Hassoui region Pokedex entry here. 812 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,400 Yeah, you know like the the Super like it's it's like a 813 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,720 basically a textbook. It's not even really a Pokedex. 814 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:16,960 Right. That's we know it. 815 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:22,680 It says though it pretends to be a tree, it fails to fool even 816 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,200 children. Well, OK. 817 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,480 All right. Well, you know, some, some 818 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:30,680 children. Yeah, some some adults too. 819 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,200 Mr. Curtis. No, no, no, we don't know. 820 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:34,320 How? Old he is Who? 821 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,480 Who would fall for that? I mean, come on. 822 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,640 How's your hand doing by the way it? 823 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,040 Hurts So. Much fully broken. 824 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,320 It's bled. It's bled. 825 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:44,640 Oh, it's it's swollen too. Look at it. 826 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:47,560 Oh God oh. Geez. 827 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,240 It's so bad. It's. 828 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,240 Like twice the size. Oh, it's awful. 829 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,320 It does not like it's trying to heal itself though, which is. 830 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,320 Rapidly fast too. But it's but if you look it's 831 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,720 it's it's not right. It's it's healing. 832 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:02,640 Yeah, it's just it's just growing more bones. 833 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,960 It's it's not good. Oh my. 834 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,920 Oh, that definitely needs to be checked out. 835 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,040 I don't even know if Rosalind the Rosalia is even equipped for 836 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,200 that. I hope. 837 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:15,200 I hope, nurse. Roslyn. 838 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,120 Roslyn, I just said. I just said it. 839 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:22,280 I I hope Nurse Roslyn has got some pliers and and a hammer 840 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,720 'cause it's it's gonna need to be some. 841 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,400 There's gonna need to be some re sculpting. 842 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,360 Here. Yeah, we gotta hurry up with 843 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,640 this lesson. I mean he literally. 844 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,200 His eyes rolled back and foam started coming out when he was 845 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,600 trying to remember the name. Well, that's normal. 846 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,840 That's true. That's normal. 847 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,760 So I was only a third of the way through this Hissoui Pokedex 848 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,200 entry. Though it pretends to be a tree, 849 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,440 it fails to fool even children to the touch if body feels more 850 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:48,440 like rock than tree bark. Sudo Wudo's extreme aversion to 851 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,200 water merits special notes. That's a nice way of saying 852 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,720 that. So if you're on a road trip, 853 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,640 don't pee on that tree. There's nothing new from the 854 00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,120 Paldea region. I don't think I have. 855 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,760 Oh wait, I do. OK, I do have something from the 856 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,960 lentil region here, but this is less. 857 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,520 This reads less like a Pokedex entry and reads more like, I 858 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,640 don't know, a letter to a friend. 859 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,480 Which is kind of what Professor Mirror likes to do. 860 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,400 Read it in my in my mobile to pain. 861 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,600 Read it to me, Professor. You're. 862 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,960 Not dying like the, like the. Friends, we are Professor, 863 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,320 please. My dearest Mr. Curtis Sudo Wudo 864 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,320 often comes to the research camp. 865 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,720 I think it wants to be friends with the other Pokémon here I 866 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:35,440 try. I tried to get it closer by 867 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:39,600 pretending to be a tree, but it ran away when it got startled. 868 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,640 Beat beat that tree, Professor. Forever yours, Professor Mirror. 869 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,000 It's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. 870 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:52,160 OK, so that does it. For the original Pokedex entries 871 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,120 on Pseudo Widow, I have a couple of unique Pokedex entries here. 872 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,400 I'll read those. It's actually, it's a surprising 873 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:02,000 amount of of unique Pokedex entries. 874 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,320 So let's read these. The first one comes to us from 875 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,960 Ash's Pokedex Pseudo Widow, the imitation Pokémon. 876 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:13,640 This rare Pokémon hides in trees to avoid capture. 877 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:18,120 All right, I could see it hiding in a tree, like pretending to be 878 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,000 part of a tree, not pretending to be an entire tree itself. 879 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,560 That makes a little bit more sense to me. 880 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,560 Maybe. There's another one, another 881 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,120 entry from Ash's Pokedex, Sudaudo, the imitation Pokémon. 882 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,920 Although it camouflages itself as a tree in order to avoid 883 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,480 being attacked, its body is actually more like a rock than 884 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,480 than like a plant. It hates water and disappears 885 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,440 whenever it rains. Like a ghost type. 886 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,200 Ha ha ha. The next one comes to us from 887 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:49,160 Don's Pokedex. Yeah, girl. 888 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:53,320 Great sudo wuto the imitation Pokémon disguised as a tree. 889 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:57,760 It's the evolved form of Bonsly, Bonsley, Bonsley. 890 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,600 Have we not? Wait, we haven't learned. 891 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,640 We haven't learned around. Bonds No, we have not learned 892 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,880 about Bonsley. Bonsley, what do you guys say? 893 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,200 Bondsloo. Bonsby. 894 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,920 I love, I love bonds beat. That's a great name. 895 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,600 Why didn't we talk about Bonds B, First professor? 896 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,360 I mean we do this sometimes it's it's just that you know they 897 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:27,440 they the the joto region got the sudo wudo first and then it 898 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,800 wasn't until the sooner region entered the national Pokedex 899 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:35,880 that you know we realized that sudo WUDO actually evolves from 900 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:39,640 Barnsley. So it's just it's just that it's 901 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:43,080 place in the national Pokedex is later than Sudo Widows is. 902 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,560 It's. I know it's confusing it's but 903 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:45,960 it's not the first time we've encountered this. 904 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,560 I just. I love that Don's the first one 905 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,040 to mention it. She's so sweet, She. 906 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,200 Didn't her Pokedex mentioned it? She didn't mention. 907 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,600 She recorded it before any of the other cool trainers like 908 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,040 Ash. So I mean, she is just 909 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,480 wonderful, Ash. Wow, Corbin thinks Don's 910 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,040 wonderful. What a surprise. 911 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:07,200 All right, the next one comes to us from an unnamed Rotom Pokedex 912 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,920 Pseudo Widow, the imitation Pokémon. 913 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,240 A rock type Pseudo widow imitates a tree to avoid enemy 914 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:16,000 attacks, but its body is more like a rock. 915 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,440 It's weak against water, and when faced with rain, it runs 916 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,000 away. Imagine any kind of water. 917 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,320 I don't know why everybody focuses A. 918 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,720 Little run away, I don't know. Why everybody's focusing so much 919 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:30,440 on rain? I feel like if any kind of water 920 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,600 would make it run away or quote UN quote disappear. 921 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,760 So does that mean a pseudo widow can't cry? 922 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,720 You know. I mean, they have nothing to cry 923 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:39,600 about. They're always have. 924 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:40,760 You see? Have you just see? 925 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,840 Alex. She was smiling. 926 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,880 The whole she was. Beaming with joy. 927 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,160 That's true. Cheesing, if you will. 928 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,560 Cheese. Ear to ear. 929 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,800 She was cheesing and the breezing. 930 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,880 Yeah, breezing and cheesing. That's right, give her a reason. 931 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,920 Don't see her sneezing. Breathe out. 932 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,040 Cheese out. Nope. 933 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,320 No. I thought. 934 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,920 That was a Slam Dunk T-shirt, but I guess here. 935 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,080 Breeze out, cheese out. I actually know that would work. 936 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,880 That's actually not bad. I'm not champ with what the kids 937 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,640 think. I mean, they all want to call me 938 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,120 Professor J Mann like. No one wants. 939 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,120 To you want to ever get it? I personally, I don't get it, 940 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,600 but if they want to call me that, I mean I guess you. 941 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,480 Don't talk to any kids other than me. 942 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,120 They talk to me. I get so many emails. 943 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:28,720 Gangnam, That's true. You do? 944 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,840 Get Gangnam meals. What is e-mail you I mentioned 945 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,840 earlier? You got on to me about it. 946 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,960 What is this e-mail you? Talking I know you're stupid. 947 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,240 Is leaking onto me. Corbin, You gross. 948 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:40,080 Get it off. Don't get Corbin, you got to 949 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,760 keep that to yourself. Mr. Curtis, you leak more than 950 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,920 anybody. My hands leaking. 951 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,880 That's not blood. What it? 952 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,160 Knows that it. Looks it looks like motor oil. 953 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,080 It's like. It's serum. 954 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:59,200 It's my body's trying to fix. It So that's not you think he's 955 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,920 human, Professor? I don't think so. 956 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,720 There's at least three hands worth of fingers right now. 957 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,520 Something's up. Something's. 958 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,400 Up. Something ain't right. 959 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,960 Hey, something ain't right. All right. 960 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,440 That's all. That's all of our Pokedex 961 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:13,360 injuries on City Widow. It's time to be tested. 962 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:17,680 As I hinted earlier, our assignment today is going to be. 963 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,920 Oh, oh, oh, hey, it's going to be a good. 964 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,720 Let me put away my Pokedex. No, it's going to be a picture 965 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:24,920 Pokémon. And I fooled you. 966 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,160 Dang it, we. Were doing a pitch of Pokémon 967 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,800 today, so let me go ahead and hold on. 968 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,640 Let me let me duck behind my desk here and. 969 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,680 Find him. We have a Where's she? 970 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,520 Doing. Oh, fancy friends. 971 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:42,840 I'm a very fancy man and I would very much like to buy one of 972 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,360 y'all I already had. Curtis. 973 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:45,920 No. Curtis. 974 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:46,640 Curtis. No. 975 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,880 Mr. Curtis. No. 976 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,840 Hey, Mr. Mr. Curtis. No, it's just. 977 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:50,480 A bit. Let him. 978 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,320 Happen. This is my thing. 979 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,000 Mr. Hey Mr. Curtis. Mr. Curtis. 980 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,720 Mr. Curtis Mr. Curtis I won't be fancy though. 981 00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:01,600 No, no, I'm I'm Mr. Fancy Man. OK, I always like to buy a 982 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,920 pseudo Moodo, but I only have enough money to buy one of your 983 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,920 pseudo moodos. So. 984 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:09,560 Oh. I will buy whoever gives me the 985 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,720 best pitch and I'm going to go ahead and read you what I would 986 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:16,680 call a rubric for what I want this pitch to be, if that's OK. 987 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,600 With you. Oh, rhubaric. 988 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,520 You must include information that you learned in Sir J Man's 989 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:27,640 wonderful class. And you must demonstrate an 990 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:32,800 understanding of the Pokemons, unique attributes and abilities. 991 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,760 Yes Sir. I was having a heart attack for 992 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:36,760 a second. I fixed it though. 993 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:37,840 Oh, OK. Three. 994 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,240 Oh, I can fix it. I can fix it. 995 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,480 No, I already fixed it. Selling points. 996 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:45,320 You must have unique selling points for the Pokémon that we 997 00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:49,240 discussed in class, and they cannot be. 998 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,120 It must be for the Pokémon itself and not for a product 999 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,440 that it provides or produces. Like don't make me a necklace 1000 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,640 made out of the green orbs on its fingers or whatever. 1001 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,160 I don't want that. I want the Pokémon. 1002 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,880 Then for the student who provides the most compelling 1003 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,960 selling points will get a bonus point. 1004 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,800 How can you understand the rules of? 1005 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,320 I have as I have described them to. 1006 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,320 You do you want to do you want to Do you want to finger a 1007 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,480 necklace of other fingers? I can I? 1008 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,760 Can get you. Curtis It's disgusting. 1009 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,160 Like Corbin Fingers. I got a Corbin right? 1010 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,680 A good Corbin right here, Professor. 1011 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,840 Yo, please don't take my fingers. 1012 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,440 Mr. Professor, help please. Please please can you not have 1013 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,920 a? This is just to buy pseudo 1014 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,680 widows right now. Oh my God. 1015 00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,080 It's 1 singular pseudo widows so take time. 1016 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:38,920 A comprehensive plan a a pitch for me, and I will be eager to 1017 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,400 listen to it when when you're done. 1018 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,120 OK, doctor, we. Did take a I'm going to take a 1019 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,080 quick nap. Please, please don't wake, man. 1020 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,480 You just use this as an excuse to take a nap. 1021 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:56,440 Moustaches, A monocle, all M words. 1022 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,640 That's kind of weird if you think about that. 1023 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:04,400 All right. Let's see is everybody is you 1024 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,800 guys have been. I mean, oh sorry. 1025 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,880 Oh. I'm just a fancy man here. 1026 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:12,680 I have are my students are my are Professor Jacob's students 1027 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:16,280 done with their Yes, doctor. Yes. 1028 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:19,800 I I'm not I'm I'm I am a doctor of money. 1029 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,960 I have my PhD in money. Thank you for noticing that my 1030 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,360 corn. Cashologist. 1031 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,840 And because of that, Corbin, I will allow you to go first. 1032 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,280 Great. OK, fancy man. 1033 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,040 So what do you as a fancy man, do a lot of. 1034 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,280 You know you're going to do a lot of fancy stuff. 1035 00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:42,600 Fancy stuff involves needing fancy clothes and fancy coats 1036 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,320 and fancy hats and all that stuff. 1037 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,080 You know what? You can use a pseudo WUDO for a 1038 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,640 hat and coat rack. So the cool thing about pseudo 1039 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,200 WUDO is you can keep it in your house if you want to. 1040 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:57,440 When you come in, you can put, you know, your coat, your hat, 1041 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,920 whatever you want on it. And the good news is, if it gets 1042 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,760 a little wet because it's raining outside because Huda 1043 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,240 Wuda hates water, it could just shake that off really quickly 1044 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:09,840 and then it's dry in no time. Now the other good thing is that 1045 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,160 if you're outside and you're hanging out too, and it starts 1046 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,520 to rain and there's something on your, you know, person, if it is 1047 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,760 a coat or what have you or, you know, whatever, you don't want 1048 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,760 it to get wet. You can easily put it on the 1049 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,800 Huda Wuda and it's going to bolt somewhere where there's no 1050 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,840 water, there's no rain coming down. 1051 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:29,240 So it can kind of work for that dual purposes, kind of like a 1052 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:31,960 mobile coat rack, but you can use it for other stuff you can 1053 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,040 carry too. And then the other thing, the 1054 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,560 second use for it kind of ties in the first one just a little 1055 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:41,440 bit, but you could kind of use it as a baggage Porter or 1056 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,560 bellhop. So first of all, it's small. 1057 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,360 Sudubuto was very small. It's barely less than four feet 1058 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,040 for those of you guys that listening at home. 1059 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,200 So it's small enough but that I can, but it's strong enough that 1060 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,960 I can carry your stuff and you can take it with you on trips 1061 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,560 and stuff. It's not very big. 1062 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,880 And the good thing is it will naturally avoid water. 1063 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,920 So if you're walking in the city or something, or you're walking 1064 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,840 or you're outside of a hotel and this thing is, you know, 1065 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,800 carrying stuff for you inside, it's like kind of like your 1066 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,520 personal assistant. It's going to avoid water, any 1067 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,280 puddles, stuff like that as you're walking in. 1068 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,640 And also it stands for a while with heavy luggage. 1069 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,480 It's not going to get tired. Very strong, resilient Pokémon 1070 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,760 because it loves to just stand there as we know. 1071 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,720 And also as a bonus, you may get a discount at some of these 1072 00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:27,720 hotels you go to if you bring your pseudo Wudo to the front 1073 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,760 desk. Because you know if there's an 1074 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,200 old person working at the front desk, they might just give you a 1075 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,040 discount. They might just do it because 1076 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,200 they like. They got a thing for the pseudo 1077 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,000 Wudo, those old folks, those boomers. 1078 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:40,760 So a lot of good reasons to have a suit of widow. 1079 00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,560 And they all are applicable to an old rich man. 1080 00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:48,680 Thank you very much. I thank you, Old, old, old rich 1081 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:50,760 man. Excuse me, I'm the rich man in 1082 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,560 the prime of his life. The the prime of my life is very 1083 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:55,840 old. You're both right. 1084 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,000 He does have honk crow's feet, Mr. Curtis. 1085 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,680 Have you seen them? No, I see a young man bouncing 1086 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,320 the youth. Mr. Curtis I youth you. 1087 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,440 Call me young and youthful, I'm old. 1088 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,280 I'm so sorry. I mean. 1089 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,680 I love doing this, voice. Let's keep. 1090 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,120 Going oh, crotchety man, I guess. 1091 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,440 Call middle fart. I'll discuss, I'll have 1092 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:22,280 Professor Jacob discuss your your your pitch, Corbett. 1093 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,880 When, when after Mr. Curtis goes. 1094 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,240 Mr. Curtis sounds good. Let's hear, let's hear your 1095 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:27,720 pitch. And thank you. 1096 00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,680 Thank you. Let me just get a quick little 1097 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:33,600 is that. My dear boy, is that SAP you're 1098 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:34,400 drinking. Oh. 1099 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,600 It's like it's actually syrup. It's syrup. 1100 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,720 May I? May I have some syrup? 1101 00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:41,160 Oh, sure, sure. Go right ahead. 1102 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,920 Right here. Oh, he wants some too. 1103 00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,000 Have you ever? Oh, that's a lot, Professor. 1104 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,680 I don't know if that's a good idea. 1105 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,440 OK. Delicious, delicious. 1106 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,760 Thank you. Cleared the throat. 1107 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,800 Yeah, I could now. I could keep doing this voice a 1108 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,800 little bit longer. That's good. 1109 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,640 That's good. OK, All right. 1110 00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:06,480 Well, as we all know, all fancy man's have fancy houses, OK? 1111 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:12,120 And what fancy house would be complete without its own living 1112 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:18,600 statue in its outdoor garden? OK, pseudo wudos have a unique 1113 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:23,360 attribute of being sought after and also looking like plants and 1114 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,720 they're also made of stone and they like standing around all 1115 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:28,120 day. So this is great. 1116 00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,600 A great combination right? Imagine being able to impress 1117 00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:35,800 all your fancy friends with your fancy designer sudo Wudo. 1118 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:41,520 With the cool looking special green orbs and the great angles 1119 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,960 and the length of the arms, you know you could impress all of 1120 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:50,880 your fancy old fancy friends. Also that that pseudo wardo 1121 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,840 would fit in perfectly outside in your fancy garden, blending 1122 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,320 in with the decor. Very Feng Shui. 1123 00:50:57,720 --> 00:51:01,000 It's also used to standing around all day and it's pretty 1124 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,360 resilient, made out of stone so it could double as a guard to 1125 00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,720 stand over and watch over your fancy area. 1126 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:12,160 Finally, if you have any like fancy delicate artifacts or 1127 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,800 banners or anything that's really water sensitive you want 1128 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:19,040 to display during your fancy outdoor garden party. 1129 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:22,600 No need to worry about the rain because as soon as it starts to 1130 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,800 get wet, the pseudo woodo can carry it all in right inside, 1131 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,680 right away out of the rain for you on your behalf. 1132 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:34,440 So your, your, your your garden centerpiece slash guard. 1133 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:38,080 Look no further, it's pseudo WUDO for all the fancy man 1134 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:41,600 needs. These are these are all very 1135 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,360 very, very good and lucrative ideas, I think excellent, 1136 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:49,440 excellent sales and maybe I've maybe I should hire one or both 1137 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,240 of you. I'll. 1138 00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:52,960 I'll do whatever you want I'll do. 1139 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,560 I'll be there for you, Professor. 1140 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,080 I mean doctor. Money, Money. 1141 00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,480 You. Know mine is better. 1142 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,040 A coat rack or a fancy garden mobile. 1143 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:02,640 Coat. Rack. 1144 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:05,520 I don't enjoy carrying my own bags, though. 1145 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,840 And bags, yeah. Which I think it was part of a 1146 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:13,720 young Corbin's idea, but a living statue is the curse is 1147 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:17,480 right or fancy man must have. But it's just the living statue 1148 00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,040 doesn't do anything. It's not. 1149 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:23,080 No, it's it's categorically, categorically not what I said, 1150 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:27,360 OK it it it stands guard and protects your guard. 1151 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,640 I feel like he's trying. I feel like he's making fun of 1152 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:30,800 my. Does he sound like he's making 1153 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:31,560 fun of my voice? It? 1154 00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,720 Feels like he's making fun of your voice. 1155 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,040 He's making fun of my voice from what a rattata. 1156 00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:39,360 No one's getting in that garden, so stand there, You know it. 1157 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:43,960 Well, it it's it's going to stand there and and look cool 1158 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:48,520 you get. Listen, it's a fancy collector 1159 00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,000 pseudo WUDO. And you know how all the old 1160 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:55,680 fancy people love to look at magazines and pseudo wudos so 1161 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:59,240 you can have one on display? There's nothing fancier than 1162 00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:02,400 that fancy man, doctor, fancy man, honey man. 1163 00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:10,600 The Pride did just buy a lot of new statues, though, for my. 1164 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,680 Probably did. That now you know Corbin's 1165 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,400 Corbin. 'S are any of them are Are any 1166 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,680 of them living though, Doctor? OK, but Corbin's right. 1167 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,080 All all of the old ladies love them A. 1168 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,200 Good pseudo. Yeah, you. 1169 00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,800 Want some old ladies coming? Up and talking to get yourself a 1170 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,040 pseudo budo. I'm I'm going with Corbett on 1171 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:35,360 this. Oh, you get a 0 Mr. OK, all 1172 00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,160 right, I'm leaving now. All right. 1173 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,080 Goodbye. Man, he was here. 1174 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,560 He was here for a lot longer than he normally was. 1175 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,680 Bye bye. Fancy man. 1176 00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:43,800 Doctor. Doctor. 1177 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,480 Money. Fancy man. 1178 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,960 New. Paul, do you guys like fancy 1179 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,520 man? I'm starting to not like him. 1180 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,600 I like I oh, you don't like. I think, Yeah. 1181 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,800 I'm very hurt by Doctor Fancy Man. 1182 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,880 I thought we had a special, a special connection. 1183 00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:57,760 I. Think you should get the whole 1184 00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:59,000 class? One lesson. 1185 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:00,720 I could not. Listen. 1186 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,560 I'm not doing it. That's another guy that comes 1187 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,200 in. Yeah. 1188 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,280 Uh huh. Yeah. 1189 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,760 I don't. I don't have a mustache Mr. 1190 00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:10,400 Fancy. Mustache, we can tell. 1191 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,360 I'm sorry, doctor. Fancy man has a mustache. 1192 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:17,200 A nice white mustache. You fooling anybody? 1193 00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,520 All right, let's, let's talk about the, the, the meat and 1194 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,920 potatoes of your pitches here, Corbin. 1195 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:28,760 Both I mean both of you like had obviously you you had all the 1196 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:29,760 stuff that we learned about today. 1197 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,560 I love that Corbin did include that old people love pseudo 1198 00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:37,120 boodle and that is that is factual that's in the Pokedex. 1199 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:42,640 So that's that's very good. Corbin, I'm not sure. 1200 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:48,760 Like you you said something about how you putting wet 1201 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:52,480 clothes on the pseudo widow. What could shake it off? 1202 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,560 But I mean, realistically, it'd probably run away from it. 1203 00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,320 I can't think of anything more torturous than to put something 1204 00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:57,920 wet. That's. 1205 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,760 Very mean. Well, the out the outside of the 1206 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,760 coat is wet. So you put that, you know, you 1207 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:04,720 put a coat in a coat rack, you put it on the inside. 1208 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:05,880 That way it's going to shake it off for you. 1209 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:07,160 You know what I mean? But. 1210 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,600 I but it's not going to shake it off though. 1211 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,080 It is just going to run around and I'm not sure I I want my 1212 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:15,560 coat rack to be by my door, right. 1213 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,160 OK, well. That's that's fine. 1214 00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:20,280 So then shake it off before you put it on the coat rack. 1215 00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,800 So I'm taking I'm taking one point off. 1216 00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,120 Each little nubbin can fit one coat. 1217 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,880 Come on, 6 coats. I mean, it'd be a great listen. 1218 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,920 It's a great coat rack. Sure, it is. 1219 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,640 Just not for things that are wet. 1220 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:33,600 Sure. So you're you're, you're 1221 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,120 throwing. It off. 1222 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:37,200 Give me my point back. You're no, you can't. 1223 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,000 It's done. You're done. 1224 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,280 But see. What do you what do you wear a 1225 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:44,240 coat for when it's raining? No, when it's cold. 1226 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:46,520 Also is when you would wear a coat Mr. Curtis. 1227 00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,680 Well, maybe so. All right, Mr. Curtis, you got, 1228 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,520 you got full marks. I think yours are very good. 1229 00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:55,240 No notes. I mean the the, the because you 1230 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:58,680 you did basically say the same thing of like, you know, oh, you 1231 00:55:58,680 --> 00:55:59,680 don't want your things to get wet. 1232 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,400 And I was like, I don't know where he's going with this, but 1233 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,920 like saying that you put stuff on it that you don't don't want 1234 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,560 to get wet. When it starts to rain, the Sudo 1235 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:12,480 wudo naturally will run to a place where it's not getting 1236 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,080 wet. So that that makes sense. 1237 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,960 That was pretty good. Thank you. 1238 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:18,720 So are you, Corman? I don't see you taking notes 1239 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:20,520 here. No, I'm not. 1240 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,320 I'm checked out. He's fully checked out, like 1241 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,240 always. All right, so that's going to do 1242 00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:27,560 it. For today's lesson on pseudo 1243 00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:28,680 UDO. I think everybody did an 1244 00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:31,240 excellent job. Are there any lingering 1245 00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:33,680 questions on pseudo UDO before we wrap this up? 1246 00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,600 When can I get zinc back? Can I please? 1247 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:43,320 I sent fix on pseudo UDO. During the sudo udo lesson, 1248 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,680 which we're still on, so I'm asking a question about zinc. 1249 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:47,720 OK. No. 1250 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:49,280 What was your question, Mr. Curtis? 1251 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:53,520 Can I please go get my hand? Oh, he does have his hand 1252 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,320 broken. That's it's It's pretty painful. 1253 00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,640 All right, fine. Go with Corbin and I will wrap 1254 00:56:58,640 --> 00:56:59,720 up the class here. All right. 1255 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:00,480 Bye. I guess you. 1256 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:02,360 Don't want to be here for the end of class. 1257 00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,200 Oh. Doug, as you don't want, you 1258 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:07,160 don't want to do your funny joke when I ask what the Pokémon 1259 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,200 we're learning this week is? OK, I'll stick it out for you, 1260 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,960 Professor. Quick ask it, quick ask it so 1261 00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:13,720 that. He can leave. 1262 00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:15,480 All right. Next week we're learning about 1263 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:19,000 Poly toads, so make sure everybody comes along and. 1264 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:22,400 Listens to. That because it is a part of 1265 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,560 your grade to be here, so make sure you're here. 1266 00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,880 Doesn't matter who Pokémon we're learning about next week, you 1267 00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,880 got to be here regardless. You got to. 1268 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:34,440 And that that participation grade is very important, but 1269 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:36,960 yes, so that's going to do it for today. 1270 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,000 If you have any questions for me, I'm the professor. 1271 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,880 If you forgot Professor J, man, you can send us a Gengar mail at 1272 00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:45,480 WWO pokemon@gmail.com. There's a bunch of other fun 1273 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,840 stuff in our links like Twitter and TikTok and Instagram 1274 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,960 accounts if you can choose your favorite one or all of them I 1275 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,960 guess. And follow us on those 1276 00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,880 platforms. Also, if you haven't, we would 1277 00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:04,560 be very grateful for a review on Spotify or flappable podcasts. 1278 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,880 Reviews are great for helping us, helping us find more 1279 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,920 students. But of course the best thing is 1280 00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,640 word of mouth. Tell your friends or people. 1281 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:14,880 Your family, I guess. I don't know. 1282 00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,760 We also have a Patreon. Has a lot of fun stuff on there, 1283 00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,720 Corbin. Quick, quick, quick Patreon 1284 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:21,280 stuff. Go. 1285 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,640 There's a lot of fun stuff. So you get Mr. Curtis's doodles, 1286 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:28,160 you get to join and have full access to the Discord. 1287 00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,720 You get to have some other cool stuff as well, like the Nuzlock, 1288 00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,120 which we have been doing for a while now and people seem to 1289 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,320 really enjoy that we're doing a a Nuzlock. 1290 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,480 Doing for a while haven't made it very far. 1291 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:39,880 Haven't made it very far, but it's fun. 1292 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:43,000 And that's on Pokémon Emerald. Your name is entered into a 1293 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,880 raffle for deciding future Pokémon names. 1294 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,560 So Alex today is one of our patrons. 1295 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:49,720 You get to listen to the monthly Q&A and at the highest tier you 1296 00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:53,560 get to send questions through Discord for our monthly Q&A and 1297 00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:58,000 you also get to listen to our month, our, our, I almost want 1298 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,480 to say monthly but would change the schedule a little bit. 1299 00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:04,680 So you get to listen to our biweekly every three, let's just 1300 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,520 say monthly, listen to the monthly outtakes and. 1301 00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:06,920 Deleted. Yeah. 1302 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,920 Those are still, yeah, monthly. It's still monthly, technically. 1303 00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:11,760 Yeah, they're monthly. Yeah. 1304 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:15,240 So check those out guys. All on Patreon, a lot of great 1305 00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:16,800 stuff. We do our best work there. 1306 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:17,840 We appreciate you. Thanks. 1307 00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,960 All right, that's going to do it for today's lesson. 1308 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,360 So until next time, oh, Mr. Kerr has passed out. 1309 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,480 Oh oh God, he. Is All right. 1310 00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,160 Let's try. Classes dismissed. 1311 00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,000 Oh my. Wait, no, he's coming back to 1312 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,360 life. Oh, he's back. 1313 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,360 I got to. Get back OK Porsche. 1314 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:36,000 Play the music if you're not playing it already, please.