Hello there. Welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob. And I am so excited to be back
here for the second week in a row undisturbed by the rowing
band of terrifying Tauruses that are tearing through numerous
people's towns and Villages and Ruining lives, but not here
because we're following the rules and we're social
distancing and we're wearing masks to prevent our our sense
from reaching from reaching the wild horses.
What. Mr. Corben II see that you have
decided to start off the class by crying.
Would you like to share with us? Why did it happen?
I'm sorry Professor. I'm sorry, Professor let me, let
me take him out of the class. Why are you dragging me?
What what, what? What's going on Corbin?
I need you to get your shit together.
I don't want to talk it. Just it's the Tauruses they
rent. I think we should be with the
professor. I think he should know about
this too. Okay, Professor.
I got something I gotta say and I don't know how you're going to
take it. The Torah says, the Toros
epidemic. They, they tore through Saffron
City and trampled my uncle and he was one of the The casualties
that you may have heard on the news last night.
So what about cops? I'm sorry.
I was you guys think doubt and I fell asleep.
I did Uncle. You guys are out there for so
long. I felt I'm really tired, I fell
asleep. I've been dealing with this
Charmander. That's just a many were you
thinking? Remember you were, you were
crying about. I don't really care.
Don't worry about Professor, one of his family members died to
the tourists. It's not important.
He's got trouble. Last night.
Well that's why we all need to do our part to social assistance
and where are anti Toros masks. All right, so let's let's get
this class started in Earnest. Can anybody tell me where we
left off last lesson? Yeah, we learned about the
Togepi. No permitir Tow Mater.
Yes, there you go. Carmen are right.
Great. Nice clothes.
It's a little bit difficult to understand.
You threw my litter, some snotty nose.
But if Ley me boy, you guys is not here, right?
You're just talking to Kurt, you're just talking to Professor
Noble, but whenever whenever I think about Charmander, it's
just, no, I'm sober. I'll hit it with mr.
Curtis Christ, come here, come here, mr.
Kerner It was just like you is what our
little Charmander. He's doing just fine.
In fact, I'm gonna check him Stalin's doing.
All right we got our if I call you will.
You stop crying for the rest of the lesson?
My uncle's dead? Yeah, yes, what is it?
What is it? Professors law to be this close
to their students. All right, that's it.
We're going back to social distancing Whispering.
Get out of my ear Curtis pressures may not but teaching
assistants can that is in the roles that once again I did I
know we've talked about this before but that is actually in
the rules and it is okay for what that what that assistants
can come close. Yeah, social distancing,
Tauruses they smell us if we are grouped together.
Yeah, Okay. Listen mr.
Curtis is a little bit weird and that he doesn't actually exude
any scent. It's Hollow.
That's where you're wrong and had him.
What run after class yesterday, I went to the, I went to the gym
with mr. Curtis.
And let me tell you, it's not good.
Wait, like the Pokemon gym. What were you like?
Fighting Pokémon. I you should be.
No, no, no. The regular human Jim.
I can't. I'm not a trainer yet.
You fight humans as being a sense who trains them.
We were Bench pressing hit a Machoke spot him.
We were just working out. We weren't like, like fighting
anyone with you. You never want a Machoke to
spot. You, they always overestimate
the weight that you can handle, but we're not II.
Need to mention. We are not talking about Machoke
today. We're not even talking about
Charmander today. We're talking about Charmander
is older cooler and read her brother.
That's right. We're talking about Charmeleon
the flame Pokemon. Now, if you'll remember, Her
last class I mentioned that that Professor Oak had given me a
Charmander to study with the express purpose.
That would not be evolving, it until I did an excellent job and
researching the properties of a Charmander.
Well, wouldn't you know? Right after last lesson I went
immediately evolved it into a charmeleon, but here he is right
now, darling. What's the difference in now?
Interestingly, and this interestingly enough, this is
the exact same. Pokemon that we talked to last
class, however, it's stolen. He remembers us.
Not I think I went with with charcoal as the name.
This happened after class, but I decided to call him charcoal.
I didn't like name Stalin. Didn't really make any sense to
me, but this, this is charcoal and he's the same Pokemon, but I
think you'll notice that his demeanor is extremely different.
He has his, his mood has changed.
Stan differently. How would you?
How would you say? What would you say he is nicer?
Would you say he is more aggressive?
How would you? How would you describe our
lunch? He looks a little aggressive mr.
Curtis is it just me or is he side-eyeing me?
Stalin is definitely a sassy boy.
Okay, he's starting with you. He's starting to swing his tail
around. That's actually extremely
dangerous. And in fact, it's going to
really get really hot in here. So I'm just gonna put his him,
got his ball right now. Okay mr.
Corbin your. Oh my God.
Okay. On your backpack is on fire.
What what? No, it's chocolate.
Hey, come on. Wake up.
Um, put it out real quick. Okay, don't worry, I got you
Corbin. Postpone close.
Oh my God curse mr. Curtis.
Where did you even get that giant gallon?
Bucket of water? That?
You just splashed all over. Mr. Hora Corbin, you know you
don't want to know where I pulled it out.
Was that even wanted in there? Yeah.
Okay. Well, he says it was water so
it's probably Curtis. Do you mister mister Carly?
Excuse me, mr. Curtis, are you bringing a piss
bucket to class? I mean I don't get to leave the
classroom very often. He doesn't matter.
I like him. Here.
Even when I leave, he just stays here, huh?
I thought you just liked helping out after school but apparently
not allowed to leave that must suck.
Dude, must suck me in the teacher's pet, bitch.
Hey, listen. All right, please, please limit
the profanities that you sling at my teaching assistant.
Sorry, sorry. It really affects his mood and
therefore his work. Alright?
So thank you. Might start swinging his tail
and try to charge me to thank you, mr.
Curtis for fire, extinguishers. Our little student here, but I
think it's time now that we've all gotten a good look at
Charmeleon. I think it's time we start the
lesson in Earnest and start looking at these different.
Pokedex entries will just do it to it captain.
Please don't interrupt me while I'm talking.
All right, that's it. The tension after class.
I'm sick and tired of it. Crying fucking being lit, on.
Fire. It's just I can't handle it as I
Curtis. I guess I'm staying with you and
your piss bucket. No, you have to go to.
Tension. I stay in the class.
Yeah, tensions in the, it's in the basement basement now.
Yeah, we'll get, we'll get lighting and heating down there
eventually. But, you know, God right now,
it's pretty bad, Jesus. All right, so let's start off,
as we always do with the Pokedex entries from the Kanto region.
So first, when it swings its burning tail, it elevates the
temperature to unbearably high levels.
So That's what I was concerned about, you know, right from the
get-go, turn million our charcoal really didn't seem to
take a liking to you. He was starting to spin up that
tail, which would be a lie. But a major problem for us
inside the small classroom, Sound of ended too.
Well, we will have to take another break while the
classroom gets repaired. What a shame that weapon?
Yeah, I know, I don't think our, I don't think our class our
classroom downloads could really handle another break of that
leg. That's true.
We need, they're really come on. Like it poorly.
That's right on the, on the statistics of the class.
That's right. And I almost, I almost didn't
survive that long by myself in the classroom.
So, that's right. I only checked on him like
twice, maybe. Be Curtis.
You state? The whole time, I had to eat the
bulb off. Well, back of the Venusaur in
the last in the last class session.
But really, he's only in here my himself for like three months
and then I had to spend the next two months cleaning up the mess
that he had. Let's say generated while he was
alone in the classroom by himself.
It's right Auntie. Hey I survived off the fruit on
the back of the Venusaur. That wasn't the Venus where was
with me? That was a stuffed Venusaur doll
that I leave for. Decoration.
You ate stuffing. That was just cotton.
No one. Oh, God.
From the finest Marie. Fur.
Yes. But it's still not an animal.
No wonder I was so regular Hence even going Pence to clean.
All right, I'm sorry. Second entry from the Kanto
region. Tough fights could excite this
Pokemon when excited. It may blow up, blow out bluish
white Flames. Whoa, that's Kick-Ass is
kick-ass. I've never seen a personally,
but hey, we might might just throw out that charcoal again,
have him go toe-to-toe with Corbin's, see what happens.
He's all my, I'm not ready to fight, but the HR million
please. Okay, number three.
It appears to be very vicious attacks.
With razor-sharp. Claws and won't stop until The
enemy is defeated tenacious. Little little Buck Arena.
I like it. All right, stop Johto.
Can't stop, won't stop can't it can't stop and it won't stop
until and it doesn't stop. No matter what, that's what it
seemed like it was going to do well until until the enemies
defeated. So if you ever come Toto
face-to-face with a term million who's swinging his tail around,
just play dead, just play dead. It will assume that it has
beaten you and it will, it will move on.
All right. Sounds good Pokedex entries from
The Johto region. Is a very hot headed by Nature
so it constantly seeks opponents.
It calms down only when it wins. So if it loses, I guess it's
just going to be angry forever. I don't know.
Sounds like me, every time I lose the Curtis, what are you
losing 10? And the mr.
Curtis mr. Curtis, thank you very much.
I need to I need to say that the pop quizzes and the great, it's
not a competition buddy. All right.
It's you know, you gotta you gotta separate those things out.
All right, everybody, everybody I hear you two in the classroom,
myself, and all of our wonderful listeners are trying to better
themselves and in the biology of Pokemon, you can't.
You can't go comparing yourself to everybody.
Everybody learns different speeds.
You're right. You're right.
You're going down today, mr. Karnes, yes, come at me.
Fool. What's up?
I'm sorry Professor. I was that was beyond my
station. I apologize.
Where was I? Okay, in the Johto region?
Of course. It has a, it has a barbaric
nature in battle it whips. Its fiery tail around and
slashes Away with sharp claws. If it becomes agitated during
battle. It's about intense Flames
incinerating, its surroundings, that could have been us.
We could have been incinerated Jesus.
I do Stalin wouldn't do that. I have no idea.
Did that listen, he would have done that.
Listen. Mmm.
Charcoal as a Charmander, wouldn't have done that charcoal
as a charmeleon is a little piece of shit.
Let me tell you, let me tell you he's an asshole.
Uh yeah, I seem like a little hothead motherfucker, all right.
It is very hot headed by Nature so it constantly seeks
opponents. It comes down only when it wins.
Alright. That seems like it was a yeah,
that was a repeat. All right, moving on to the
Hoenn region Charmeleon mercilessly destroys, its pose
using its sharp claws. If it encounters a strong,
though, it turns aggressive and this excited state, the flame of
the tip of its tail flares with a bluish white color.
Whoa. So not only does it breathe out.
Bluish white color, its tail will also turn into a bluish
white color. Hmm.
All right, this next one gets a little bit.
Rough Without Pity, its sharp claws, destroy foes.
If it encounters a strong enemy becomes agitated and the flame
on its tail flares, the bluish white color.
See that's what that must have been.
What it was Corbin. He saw you and he knew that you
were a strong enemy. That's right.
He must want a rectangle of some kind of power.
Yeah. Look he may look, I might not
even know my own power yet or how good of a trainer I'm going
to be but I think he could tell he could tell.
Hey, maybe you know what, maybe this charcoal maybe this is your
Pokémon, could it be my first? You'll can you talk to Professor
Oak? Okay.
Listen. Listen, your first Pokémon is
very special mean, it has, it has to be special for both of
you, okay? And we can only, you can only be
your first if it can sense. Consent is Key.
Well, is key. That's right.
Even with Pokemon. Well look, Maybe maybe you can
bring it back out the other class.
I'll see if we can see if he'll get warmed up to me.
It's let's go do that. Tracy maybe if you bring it back
out, we have time. And if you do well on this quiz,
I don't want to get distracted. Think that quiz you let me have
this Charmander, see if you get a connection if you get a
connection maybe you can ask Professor Oak to let me adopt it
as my first Pokemon pal. It's all good or bad.
I'll think no promises handshake will think about it handshake.
No, we have Please have six feet back.
We have to be say Jake. I'm going out of my chair.
No shake down. Sit down.
We're going to do a a psychic handshake.
There we go. All right, it has been shaken
shook him. Okay, continuing with the Hoenn
region. It lashes about with its tail to
knock down. Its foes, it then tears up the
phone opponent with sharp claws. So charge her million don't stop
with my enemies on the ground. All right, it was going it will
tear into them with sharp claws. Yeah.
Oh yeah. All right.
When it swings its burning tail, it elevates the air temperature
to him, barely high levels. All right, I'm going to read the
entries from the Centre region. And after that things kind of
repeat the Kalos, the you Nova, and the Lola and Galleries, and
they really just kind of copy what was written in the other
ones. It's probably cuz these Pokémon
aren't Commonly in those regions but that's fine.
Okay, in the center region. It says in the Rocky Mountains
where Charmeleon live their fiery Tales shine at night, like
stars. So that's kind of like a weird
Whimsical kind of representation of a charmeleon that we hadn't
had before which is really interesting these last two.
I think like a poem. Yeah.
Like a, whoever wrote, this was should be a poet.
They're great. Alright, these last two, I think
I repeat. So I'm going to read the many
ways is very Headed by Nature so it constantly seeks opponents.
It comes down. Only when it wins, it has
barbaric nature in battle, it whips.
Its fiery tail around and slashes Away with sharp claws.
All right, so, that's again, that's the end of the official
poker centuries, but, as always, I believe we have some unique
Pokedex entries and I will read them.
As I am like to do, first comes to us from Ash Ketchum, 's
Pokedex, it says, Charmeleon the flame Pokemon.
It has Razor sharp claws and its tail is exceptionally strong.
Okay. Makes sense.
Whoo, the next one comes to us from Serena's Pokédex Charmeleon
the flame Pokémon and the evolved form of Charmander Char
million knocks down opponents with its tail and then defeats
them using its razor-sharp claws.
It's fair. Okay.
Makes sense. But yeah, I think those again,
this kind of, like, repeats of what we already saw.
Its, it kind of has a one-two punch of smack Em Down with its
tail, and then just rip out their inner to its sharp claws.
Give them a nice sweep, and then tear motherfuckers apart.
I like it. Like the sound of that sweep,
sweep, and eviscerate. Okay, one last thing I want to
read here, I like to bring to you.
Some out-of-the-box X biology entries for these Pokemon.
So I'm going to read this one. Again, it's not official.
We can't. We can't, we can't know if this
is fully true or not. But I think II personally trust
the resources that I came from my oh, this person is a good
friend. So, I'm gonna get on with it.
Professor cheese, Charmeleon is a bipedal reptilian Pokemon.
It has dark red scales, and a cream Underside from the chest
down. It has narrow blue, eyes, and a
long. Snout with a slightly hooked.
Tip on the back of its head is a single horn.
Like protrusion has a relatively long arms with three sharp
claws. It's short legs have plantigrade
feet with three Claws. And cream-colored Souls has
anybody here know what plantigrade means.
I don't know. It's about plants, grading.
You on your performance to take care of?
Imagine it, it's similar to a tardigrade, it way, they walk,
you know what, both good guesses, but both wrong.
In fact, it's referring to how its Peter shaped.
If you'll see that it's flat-footed on the ground
instead of like it's heels, are constantly up gotcha or it
doesn't have hooves. So think of like a Ponyta that
would be an example of Pokemon that is, that does not have
plants. A grade for you feat, right?
Anyways, the tip of its long powerful tail has a flame
burning on it, the temperature rises to unbearable levels of
trim alien swings its tail. Right, right.
You know, we know that term alien has a vicious nature and
will constantly seek out opponents.
Strong opponents excite this Pokemon causing it to spout.
Bluish white Flames that torch its surroundings.
However, it will relax once it has one, it is rare in the wild,
but it can be found in mountainous areas.
All right, nice. Look at it.
That is it for any kind of entries or articles written
about Charmeleon one? Interesting fact, here the
gender ratio for Charmeleon and for charmander's in fact is
largely towards male term, Charmeleon is 87.
Point 5 percent likely to be a male-only 12.5%.
Likely we female? Interesting.
Yeah, that's why there's so few of them maybe.
Yeah, that's right. That's a baseless accusation my
me but Could be true? Yeah, okay.
Students now as you guys have both come to know is now time
for my absolute favorite part of our lesson, it is time for the
pop quiz. It's everyone's hot.
How dare you insult my wonderful teaching assistant.
Just keep it up, keep it up and I don't think you're going to
see you charcoal at the end of this lesson.
Okay, I'm sorry. I look, I want to see him.
I really want my first Pokemon. I want to train with him.
By the time, the class is over. I can go turn on my journey.
What better? Way to start on a journey then a
hot-headed lizard Pokemon that would be Kick-Ass.
I don't know. Taurus, Lee difficult to train?
Yes, probably probably the best one.
Hey, I don't see what you think is so cool about it and learning
about him. I think I can handle it.
The perfect starter Pokemon is. Loosely something that you know,
more spider like Jesus green and Spins when you're talking about
your Tech A Derpy Derpy. Oh that's what happy man.
With birds of a feather, right? They fuck together speed of a
Feather. Sure Caterpie.
Not not, not that other one. I was thinking of.
Yeah. What's that other one real
quick? What's name that spider?
That that spins good things. The arachnid, yes, the original
spins and something Iraq. It's spinning heard things, the
spinning arachnid, that's right. Okay, well, we'll get to
spinarak here in a little bit by little bit.
It's probably gonna take a while Curtis.
You were so obsessed with spinarak, okay?
It's like, I literally just saw you without your phone in a
minute ago and you have a spinarak background.
I have been to your house Us once.
Before for a family dinner, you have spinarak posters all in
your room. I do.
Yeah, Fascination. It's just a stupid little
fucking spider Pokemon, okay? Wow.
Don't you say that to Jeffrey? My invisible spinarak friend,
who will destroy you for knowing if I start losing his mind,
there's no mr. Curtis I actually I did go into
your room, you know, I was also at this.
Why, why are both of you at my house?
A family man, I was I was trying for For dinner.
Remember, I was trying to find the the bathroom and I opened up
the wrong door was in the room, but I did notice there was a
spin around on your table and I went ahead and I squished that
guy for you. I thought, you know, he does not
work, he isn't one of these creepy crawly things in his
room. So I'll just take care of it,
squishes, get it out of the way. Don't worry.
Sorry to tell you but you're invisible.
Spinarak Jeffrey. He's actually gone to see God.
I'm sorry to tell you that Bud. He's gone to see Arceus.
Yeah, thank you. Right now, I'm crying again.
Good job crying is the perfect mood to take a pop quiz in.
All right, everybody have their pens and paper at the ready
grade? Really and me their answers.
Yep, there it is. I hear it from ready to go.
All right, question number one, what are termed?
Aliens two main weapons. Take your time.
Now I, there are three answers here that I will take.
There's two that I have in mind. But there's a third one that
kind of counts as well. So I will I will take three
possible answers here. Okay, alright, so Corbin has
sent me his answer. I'm still weighing them
throughout, there we go. Okay, go.
All right, so question is, what are your Millions?
Two main weapons from Corbin. We have thoughtfully worded.
Quickly written out clause and tail.
That's right, I will die. Will tell you if it's right or
not do not. Don't put words in my mouth.
All right. She Geez, and mr.
Curtis has thoughtfully typed out and sent to me his answer,
which in all caps says, it's clippity clap Claws.
And wacky wacky tail, Chris, what?
He's just fucking answer, Shilling, a normal human being,
why do you have to make it all weird?
That's that's mr. Curtis that is mr.
Curtis, you need to respect him but put the extra extra
flourish, answer it really, you know, it really adds a mr.
Curtis spice to it. Flavor, we've all come to know
and love harness. You're such a kiss-ass to put
the professor going to get you one day.
Next time you invite me over for a family dinner, actually it
wasn't even you invited me over it was your mom that invited us
over. Okay, next time your mom invites
us over for a family dinner. I hope you have another spin
tracking room because I this time I'm going to squash it to
worry. I'm gonna evolve into ariados
and then he's really going to straight dead because the
professor squished it at the fucking family dinner, okay?
I'm gonna get another one. We are in the middle of a quiz.
I would like you to keep the talking and arguing and vehement
accusation ands insult for owing to a minimum until we finish it.
You come as a pet man title killed us.
I was doing him a favor. Listen, I've seen a lot of
spinarak time happened. That one wasn't going anywhere.
One of its legs was missing. It was like, it's like was
looking at me, kind of funny. It was drooling.
I was like, listen, I did, I did, I did it a favor.
All right. All right, you are both
absolutely correct. Char-char.
Millions two main weapons are its claws and its tail.
It prefers to knock them down with its tail and slice them
open with its claws. I would have also accepted
Flames because when a charmeleon swings its tail around right?
It does you know make things super hot right?
So I would have accepted that as well but you guys got the two
answers. I was looking for, would you say
super hot fire? I wouldn't say that actually.
And that's why I didn't say that.
Please don't say that again, actually.
All right, moving on to question number 2, When Charmeleon gets
excited, it breathes what color Flames?
I'm looking for exact answers here.
I want. And it needs to be exactly
correct. Got it.
Noted. Okay.
Both answers are in. That was quick.
And painless Corbin sent whitish blue and mr.
Curtis sense. Blue-white, again all in caps.
I think your cat I think your caps lock is stuck.
Yeah. Fix your Rotom computer.
It is it's yeah, your Rotom computer.
We are I don't trust them. That's how silly sound.
I told you the wrong computer suck his caps lock stuck.
Well I just I need to portray my intensity and dedication to
Blue. It's like taking a look at him
as he's typing Corbin but like tents like he was cries.
Okay wide open. He's like unblinking eye
blinking. Holy open.
His mouth is like screaming fighting me, screaming the whole
time. It's honestly terrifying that I
had next time. I'll look at them.
We type in the answers because I know he's Fierce about learning
in this class and he's your little pussy bitch.
So he'll he goes crazy for you. I see my sister, my little
skinny bitch anyways, it seems skinny bitch.
Okay, so moving on. You guys both got that right by
the way, bluish white as what? All the polka.
Three say but whitish blue is fine, it's kind of potato
potahto. He asked me?
My God, I don't know if I would have given him.
That one. Professor, what's good thing?
You're not the professor, huh? Yeah.
Alright, so back down, Corbin sit back down, right, sorry.
Sorry, question number three for millions are very rare in the
wild, but we're in the wild. Are they generally found
mmm-hmm? Jesus talked about this was like
right at the end. We only talked about it for a
second, Jesus Christ. He looks so Fierce typing away.
We get settled. I know dude.
Look at that guy, settle down. Okay, both answers are in.
Now we have from Corbin mountains and we have from
Curtis Rocky Mountains. Now, here's the thing, Rocky.
Mountains is technically correct, and it's not just
mountains, all right. Has to specifically be Rocky
Mountains. Oh no.
So we given right, you know, listen as scientists, we need to
be a specific with our answers. There are plenty of rocks in the
mountains. It's kind of implied.
You know what I mean? Not necessarily, I think there
are a few Mounds out there that I would knock class classify as
a rocky. I would classify them as grassy
or or smooth. Yeah.
Anyone describe him out his, it's a smooth Mountain.
It's a smooth clean. You never got on the hiking trip
with me. All right, that's a date.
Okay, so you know what, all right I'm gonna tentatively can
be simply give you guys both that answer you guys.
Yeah, press All right, thank you.
One question left. Are you ready?
Yes. I'm ready.
Now that you're finished. Please once again, cover your
mouth. When you sneeze?
I tried. I'm sorry.
I was just too too intense to cover.
Again the Tauruses are attracted to any kind of loud noises.
Okay. All right.
I know. So all right, sorry question.
Number four. After it enters a battle rage.
When does a charmeleon calm down when and only when all right,
settle down God. You get so intense about this
quizzing stuff. My answers right in know what
his? All right.
Curtis was taking his sweet. He doesn't know it.
I think he's cheating. I seem open up was Pokedex.
I close him over text. What I say, close the Pokedex?
What? Next is never open.
Bring bring up your sorry, just had to write that one out.
Wow. What an answer.
All right. Mr. Corbyn has answered with
after it has won. The question again, is, when
does it turn million calm down? After enters, about a Ragin
Corbin has answered after it has.
One mr. Curtis has responded.
Again, in all caps. Sweet, sweet.
Victory is what it and he really added.
There's about 20 eyes here, like 30 season tease.
There's a lot of unnecessary letters.
How was that considering I'm Legit?
Answer. Come on.
That's exactly correct. Once it has achieved Sweet
Victory. So yes, yeah, that is exactly
correct. A charmeleon will only come down
after it has one. All right, so let me just let me
just go ahead and tally up the scores here.
Okay. Here.
The one on can divide by some on, okay, Mark the term,
Elaine's tail. Okay.
You know what, Curtis? I think we both did well this
time. No matter what the outcome is.
I wish you nothing. But the best of my friend.
Yes, of course, the same to you the same to you same.
Yeah, that's right, brother. All right, let's get some
answers. Okay.
Now, I cannot believe it, but once again, you both have 100's
once again wasn't my god. Let's go.
Billy got a 98? Yes.
Oh, that is. That is correct.
Sorry you, well, you gotta 100 technically but you did you did
lose out by being obnoxious and irritating during the testing.
So luckily 100, you didn't, you did get a 100 this time.
Yes yes yes yeah. So that means fuck hahaha.
We're going to see, we're going to see charcoal one more time.
We're going to see, yes. We're gonna see if he, if we
think that he can be Corbin's very first Pokémon.
All right, here he comes. Hey, hey.
Hey, no, do not approach him. Okay.
I got my boy. Um, I'm a friend.
Okay, he's looking at you. He's not, he's not, he's not
looking angry this time. Just hurry, take your hand out.
Okay. Okay, let him sniff it.
Jeez. He snorted his fucking breath is
hot, I don't know. Oh jeez.
Oh okay. He's trying to spin his tail
again. Okay.
All right, I think we need to curl.
My lashes are not here. Jesus Christ.
My shirt. Hey hey, you know what?
Hey, listen, you know, sometimes it takes a while for you to find
your first Pokémon and you know, everybody reacts every Pokemon
reacts to each person differently.
No Charmeleon. Not quite the one for you.
Okay. All right.
Um, that fuck If you want you feeling.
Okay, buddy. Hey, just remember you got a 100
today. I just he did, Even though sad,
even though Stalin hates your guy, didn't get a 100 and
charcoals heart. I didn't get a 100 there, I
failed that. Apparently, he sends all the
hairs on my ten-year-old tummy. Oh, man, I'm pretty Advanced for
a ten-year-old. Obviously, how many hairs did
you have on your table 27? It's good to me, another 10
years to grow them back. Jesus Christ.
Yeah, because all the follicles are burned right off. all right,
guys, that concludes today's lesson on a charmeleon and I
want to ask you guys Considering how this trend has been going.
What do you think? We think the next Pokemon we're
going to talk about is whatever it is.
I hope it's nicer than that motherfucker.
It is definitely not. How is a Charizard.
It is indeed, the big bad boy himself.
Everybody's favorites. The number one Pokemon and
everybody's Hearts boy, Charizard, and you're gonna
bring it out. If you're lucky, I might just
have one for you. Oh no.
But until then, and as we are tending to Corbin's wounds class
is dismissed. See what happens.
Allo sit down Corbin, I'm sorry. I'm sorry Professor.
Let me get him in town.
You know what strap him down. I'm applying the alcohol now