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Hello there. 
Welcome to the world of Pokemon.

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My name is Professor Jacob. 
And I am so excited to be back 

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here for the second week in a 
row undisturbed by the rowing 

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band of terrifying Tauruses that
are tearing through numerous 

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people's towns and Villages and 
Ruining lives, but not here 

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because we're following the 
rules and we're social 

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distancing and we're wearing 
masks to prevent our our sense 

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from reaching from reaching the 
wild horses. 

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What. 
Mr. Corben II see that you have 

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decided to start off the class 
by crying. 

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Would you like to share with us?
Why did it happen? 

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I'm sorry Professor. 
I'm sorry, Professor let me, let

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me take him out of the class. 
Why are you dragging me? 

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What what, what? 
What's going on Corbin? 

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I need you to get your shit 
together. 

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I don't want to talk it. 
Just it's the Tauruses they 

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rent. 
I think we should be with the 

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professor. 
I think he should know about 

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this too. 
Okay, Professor. 

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I got something I gotta say and 
I don't know how you're going to

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take it. 
The Torah says, the Toros 

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epidemic. 
They, they tore through Saffron 

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City and trampled my uncle and 
he was one of the The casualties

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that you may have heard on the 
news last night. 

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So what about cops? 
I'm sorry. 

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I was you guys think doubt and I
fell asleep. 

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I did Uncle. 
You guys are out there for so 

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long. 
I felt I'm really tired, I fell 

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asleep. 
I've been dealing with this 

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Charmander. 
That's just a many were you 

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thinking? 
Remember you were, you were 

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crying about. 
I don't really care. 

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Don't worry about Professor, one
of his family members died to 

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the tourists. 
It's not important. 

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He's got trouble. 
Last night. 

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Well that's why we all need to 
do our part to social assistance

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and where are anti Toros masks. 
All right, so let's let's get 

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this class started in Earnest. 
Can anybody tell me where we 

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left off last lesson? 
Yeah, we learned about the 

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Togepi. 
No permitir Tow Mater. 

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Yes, there you go. 
Carmen are right. 

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Great. 
Nice clothes. 

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It's a little bit difficult to 
understand. 

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You threw my litter, some snotty
nose. 

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But if Ley me boy, you guys is 
not here, right? 

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You're just talking to Kurt, 
you're just talking to Professor

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Noble, but whenever whenever I 
think about Charmander, it's 

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just, no, I'm sober. 
I'll hit it with mr. 

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Curtis Christ, come here, come 
here, mr. 

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Kerner 
It was just like you is what our

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little Charmander. 
He's doing just fine. 

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In fact, I'm gonna check him 
Stalin's doing. 

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All right we got our if I call 
you will. 

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You stop crying for the rest of 
the lesson? 

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My uncle's dead? 
Yeah, yes, what is it? 

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What is it? 
Professors law to be this close 

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to their students. 
All right, that's it. 

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We're going back to social 
distancing Whispering. 

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Get out of my ear Curtis 
pressures may not but teaching 

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assistants can that is in the 
roles that once again I did I 

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know we've talked about this 
before but that is actually in 

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the rules and it is okay for 
what that what that assistants 

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can come close. 
Yeah, social distancing, 

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Tauruses they smell us if we are
grouped together. 

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Yeah, Okay. 
Listen mr. 

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Curtis is a little bit weird and
that he doesn't actually exude 

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any scent. 
It's Hollow. 

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That's where you're wrong and 
had him. 

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What run after class yesterday, 
I went to the, I went to the gym

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with mr. 
Curtis. 

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And let me tell you, it's not 
good. 

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Wait, like the Pokemon gym. 
What were you like? 

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Fighting Pokémon. 
I you should be. 

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No, no, no. 
The regular human Jim. 

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I can't. 
I'm not a trainer yet. 

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You fight humans as being a 
sense who trains them. 

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We were Bench pressing hit a 
Machoke spot him. 

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We were just working out. 
We weren't like, like fighting 

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anyone with you. 
You never want a Machoke to 

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spot. 
You, they always overestimate 

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the weight that you can handle, 
but we're not II. 

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Need to mention. 
We are not talking about Machoke

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today. 
We're not even talking about 

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Charmander today. 
We're talking about Charmander 

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is older cooler and read her 
brother. 

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That's right. 
We're talking about Charmeleon 

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the flame Pokemon. 
Now, if you'll remember, Her 

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last class I mentioned that that
Professor Oak had given me a 

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Charmander to study with the 
express purpose. 

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That would not be evolving, it 
until I did an excellent job and

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researching the properties of a 
Charmander. 

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Well, wouldn't you know? 
Right after last lesson I went 

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immediately evolved it into a 
charmeleon, but here he is right

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now, darling. 
What's the difference in now? 

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Interestingly, and this 
interestingly enough, this is 

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the exact same. 
Pokemon that we talked to last 

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class, however, it's stolen. 
He remembers us. 

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Not I think I went with with 
charcoal as the name. 

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This happened after class, but I
decided to call him charcoal. 

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I didn't like name Stalin. 
Didn't really make any sense to 

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me, but this, this is charcoal 
and he's the same Pokemon, but I

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think you'll notice that his 
demeanor is extremely different.

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He has his, his mood has 
changed. 

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Stan differently. 
How would you? 

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How would you say? 
What would you say he is nicer? 

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Would you say he is more 
aggressive? 

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How would you? 
How would you describe our 

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lunch? 
He looks a little aggressive mr.

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Curtis is it just me or is he 
side-eyeing me? 

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Stalin is definitely a sassy 
boy. 

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Okay, he's starting with you. 
He's starting to swing his tail 

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around. 
That's actually extremely 

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dangerous. 
And in fact, it's going to 

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really get really hot in here. 
So I'm just gonna put his him, 

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got his ball right now. 
Okay mr. 

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Corbin your. 
Oh my God. 

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Okay. 
On your backpack is on fire. 

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What what? 
No, it's chocolate. 

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Hey, come on. 
Wake up. 

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Um, put it out real quick. 
Okay, don't worry, I got you 

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Corbin. 
Postpone close. 

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Oh my God curse mr. 
Curtis. 

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Where did you even get that 
giant gallon? 

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Bucket of water? 
That? 

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You just splashed all over. 
Mr. Hora Corbin, you know you 

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don't want to know where I 
pulled it out. 

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Was that even wanted in there? 
Yeah. 

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Okay. 
Well, he says it was water so 

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it's probably Curtis. 
Do you mister mister Carly? 

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Excuse me, mr. 
Curtis, are you bringing a piss 

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bucket to class? 
I mean I don't get to leave the 

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classroom very often. 
He doesn't matter. 

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I like him. 
Here. 

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Even when I leave, he just stays
here, huh? 

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I thought you just liked helping
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not allowed to leave that must 
suck. 

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Dude, must suck me in the 
teacher's pet, bitch. 

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Hey, listen. 
All right, please, please limit 

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the profanities that you sling 
at my teaching assistant. 

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Sorry, sorry. 
It really affects his mood and 

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therefore his work. 
Alright? 

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So thank you. 
Might start swinging his tail 

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and try to charge me to thank 
you, mr. 

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Curtis for fire, extinguishers. 
Our little student here, but I 

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think it's time now that we've 
all gotten a good look at 

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Charmeleon. 
I think it's time we start the 

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lesson in Earnest and start 
looking at these different. 

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Pokedex entries will just do it 
to it captain. 

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Please don't interrupt me while 
I'm talking. 

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All right, that's it. 
The tension after class. 

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I'm sick and tired of it. 
Crying fucking being lit, on. 

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Fire. 
It's just I can't handle it as I

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Curtis. 
I guess I'm staying with you and

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your piss bucket. 
No, you have to go to. 

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Tension. 
I stay in the class. 

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Yeah, tensions in the, it's in 
the basement basement now. 

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Yeah, we'll get, we'll get 
lighting and heating down there 

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eventually. 
But, you know, God right now, 

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it's pretty bad, Jesus. 
All right, so let's start off, 

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as we always do with the Pokedex
entries from the Kanto region. 

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So first, when it swings its 
burning tail, it elevates the 

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temperature to unbearably high 
levels. 

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So That's what I was concerned 
about, you know, right from the 

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get-go, turn million our 
charcoal really didn't seem to 

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take a liking to you. 
He was starting to spin up that 

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tail, which would be a lie. 
But a major problem for us 

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inside the small classroom, 
Sound of ended too. 

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Well, we will have to take 
another break while the 

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classroom gets repaired. 
What a shame that weapon? 

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Yeah, I know, I don't think our,
I don't think our class our 

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classroom downloads could really
handle another break of that 

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leg. 
That's true. 

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We need, they're really come on.
Like it poorly. 

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That's right on the, on the 
statistics of the class. 

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That's right. 
And I almost, I almost didn't 

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survive that long by myself in 
the classroom. 

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So, that's right. 
I only checked on him like 

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twice, maybe. 
Be Curtis. 

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You state? 
The whole time, I had to eat the

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bulb off. 
Well, back of the Venusaur in 

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the last in the last class 
session. 

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But really, he's only in here my
himself for like three months 

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and then I had to spend the next
two months cleaning up the mess 

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that he had. 
Let's say generated while he was

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alone in the classroom by 
himself. 

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It's right Auntie. 
Hey I survived off the fruit on 

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the back of the Venusaur. 
That wasn't the Venus where was 

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with me? 
That was a stuffed Venusaur doll

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that I leave for. 
Decoration. 

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You ate stuffing. 
That was just cotton. 

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No one. 
Oh, God. 

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From the finest Marie. 
Fur. 

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Yes. 
But it's still not an animal. 

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No wonder I was so regular Hence
even going Pence to clean. 

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All right, I'm sorry. 
Second entry from the Kanto 

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region. 
Tough fights could excite this 

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Pokemon when excited. 
It may blow up, blow out bluish 

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white Flames. 
Whoa, that's Kick-Ass is 

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kick-ass. 
I've never seen a personally, 

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but hey, we might might just 
throw out that charcoal again, 

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have him go toe-to-toe with 
Corbin's, see what happens. 

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He's all my, I'm not ready to 
fight, but the HR million 

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please. 
Okay, number three. 

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It appears to be very vicious 
attacks. 

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With razor-sharp. 
Claws and won't stop until The 

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enemy is defeated tenacious. 
Little little Buck Arena. 

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I like it. 
All right, stop Johto. 

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Can't stop, won't stop can't it 
can't stop and it won't stop 

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until and it doesn't stop. 
No matter what, that's what it 

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seemed like it was going to do 
well until until the enemies 

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defeated. 
So if you ever come Toto 

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face-to-face with a term million
who's swinging his tail around, 

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just play dead, just play dead. 
It will assume that it has 

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beaten you and it will, it will 
move on. 

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All right. 
Sounds good Pokedex entries from

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The Johto region. 
Is a very hot headed by Nature 

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so it constantly seeks 
opponents. 

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It calms down only when it wins.
So if it loses, I guess it's 

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just going to be angry forever. 
I don't know. 

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Sounds like me, every time I 
lose the Curtis, what are you 

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losing 10? 
And the mr. 

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Curtis mr. 
Curtis, thank you very much. 

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I need to I need to say that the
pop quizzes and the great, it's 

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not a competition buddy. 
All right. 

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It's you know, you gotta you 
gotta separate those things out.

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All right, everybody, everybody 
I hear you two in the classroom,

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myself, and all of our wonderful
listeners are trying to better 

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themselves and in the biology of
Pokemon, you can't. 

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You can't go comparing yourself 
to everybody. 

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Everybody learns different 
speeds. 

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You're right. 
You're right. 

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You're going down today, mr. 
Karnes, yes, come at me. 

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Fool. 
What's up? 

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I'm sorry Professor. 
I was that was beyond my 

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station. 
I apologize. 

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Where was I? 
Okay, in the Johto region? 

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Of course. 
It has a, it has a barbaric 

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nature in battle it whips. 
Its fiery tail around and 

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slashes Away with sharp claws. 
If it becomes agitated during 

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battle. 
It's about intense Flames 

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incinerating, its surroundings, 
that could have been us. 

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We could have been incinerated 
Jesus. 

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I do Stalin wouldn't do that. 
I have no idea. 

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Did that listen, he would have 
done that. 

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Listen. 
Mmm. 

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Charcoal as a Charmander, 
wouldn't have done that charcoal

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as a charmeleon is a little 
piece of shit. 

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Let me tell you, let me tell you
he's an asshole. 

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Uh yeah, I seem like a little 
hothead motherfucker, all right.

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It is very hot headed by Nature 
so it constantly seeks 

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opponents. 
It comes down only when it wins.

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Alright. 
That seems like it was a yeah, 

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that was a repeat. 
All right, moving on to the 

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Hoenn region Charmeleon 
mercilessly destroys, its pose 

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using its sharp claws. 
If it encounters a strong, 

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though, it turns aggressive and 
this excited state, the flame of

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the tip of its tail flares with 
a bluish white color. 

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Whoa. 
So not only does it breathe out.

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Bluish white color, its tail 
will also turn into a bluish 

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white color. 
Hmm. 

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All right, this next one gets a 
little bit. 

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Rough Without Pity, its sharp 
claws, destroy foes. 

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If it encounters a strong enemy 
becomes agitated and the flame 

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on its tail flares, the bluish 
white color. 

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See that's what that must have 
been. 

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What it was Corbin. 
He saw you and he knew that you 

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were a strong enemy. 
That's right. 

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He must want a rectangle of some
kind of power. 

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Yeah. 
Look he may look, I might not 

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even know my own power yet or 
how good of a trainer I'm going 

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to be but I think he could tell 
he could tell. 

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Hey, maybe you know what, maybe 
this charcoal maybe this is your

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Pokémon, could it be my first? 
You'll can you talk to Professor

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Oak? 
Okay. 

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Listen. 
Listen, your first Pokémon is 

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very special mean, it has, it 
has to be special for both of 

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you, okay? 
And we can only, you can only be

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your first if it can sense. 
Consent is Key. 

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Well, is key. 
That's right. 

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Even with Pokemon. 
Well look, Maybe maybe you can 

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bring it back out the other 
class. 

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I'll see if we can see if he'll 
get warmed up to me. 

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It's let's go do that. 
Tracy maybe if you bring it back

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out, we have time. 
And if you do well on this quiz,

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I don't want to get distracted. 
Think that quiz you let me have 

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this Charmander, see if you get 
a connection if you get a 

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connection maybe you can ask 
Professor Oak to let me adopt it

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as my first Pokemon pal. 
It's all good or bad. 

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I'll think no promises handshake
will think about it handshake. 

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No, we have Please have six feet
back. 

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We have to be say Jake. 
I'm going out of my chair. 

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No shake down. 
Sit down. 

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We're going to do a a psychic 
handshake. 

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There we go. 
All right, it has been shaken 

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shook him. 
Okay, continuing with the Hoenn 

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region. 
It lashes about with its tail to

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knock down. 
Its foes, it then tears up the 

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phone opponent with sharp claws.
So charge her million don't stop

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with my enemies on the ground. 
All right, it was going it will 

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tear into them with sharp claws.
Yeah. 

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Oh yeah. 
All right. 

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When it swings its burning tail,
it elevates the air temperature 

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to him, barely high levels. 
All right, I'm going to read the

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entries from the Centre region. 
And after that things kind of 

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repeat the Kalos, the you Nova, 
and the Lola and Galleries, and 

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they really just kind of copy 
what was written in the other 

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ones. 
It's probably cuz these Pokémon 

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aren't Commonly in those regions
but that's fine. 

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Okay, in the center region. 
It says in the Rocky Mountains 

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where Charmeleon live their 
fiery Tales shine at night, like

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stars. 
So that's kind of like a weird 

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Whimsical kind of representation
of a charmeleon that we hadn't 

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had before which is really 
interesting these last two. 

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I think like a poem. 
Yeah. 

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Like a, whoever wrote, this was 
should be a poet. 

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They're great. 
Alright, these last two, I think

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I repeat. 
So I'm going to read the many 

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ways is very Headed by Nature so
it constantly seeks opponents. 

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It comes down. 
Only when it wins, it has 

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barbaric nature in battle, it 
whips. 

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Its fiery tail around and 
slashes Away with sharp claws. 

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All right, so, that's again, 
that's the end of the official 

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poker centuries, but, as always,
I believe we have some unique 

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Pokedex entries and I will read 
them. 

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As I am like to do, first comes 
to us from Ash Ketchum, 's 

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Pokedex, it says, Charmeleon the
flame Pokemon. 

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It has Razor sharp claws and its
tail is exceptionally strong. 

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Okay. 
Makes sense. 

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Whoo, the next one comes to us 
from Serena's Pokédex Charmeleon

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the flame Pokémon and the 
evolved form of Charmander Char 

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million knocks down opponents 
with its tail and then defeats 

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them using its razor-sharp 
claws. 

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It's fair. 
Okay. 

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Makes sense. 
But yeah, I think those again, 

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this kind of, like, repeats of 
what we already saw. 

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Its, it kind of has a one-two 
punch of smack Em Down with its 

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tail, and then just rip out 
their inner to its sharp claws. 

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Give them a nice sweep, and then
tear motherfuckers apart. 

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I like it. 
Like the sound of that sweep, 

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sweep, and eviscerate. 
Okay, one last thing I want to 

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read here, I like to bring to 
you. 

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Some out-of-the-box X biology 
entries for these Pokemon. 

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So I'm going to read this one. 
Again, it's not official. 

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We can't. 
We can't, we can't know if this 

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is fully true or not. 
But I think II personally trust 

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the resources that I came from 
my oh, this person is a good 

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friend. 
So, I'm gonna get on with it. 

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Professor cheese, Charmeleon is 
a bipedal reptilian Pokemon. 

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It has dark red scales, and a 
cream Underside from the chest 

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down. 
It has narrow blue, eyes, and a 

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long. 
Snout with a slightly hooked. 

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Tip on the back of its head is a
single horn. 

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Like protrusion has a relatively
long arms with three sharp 

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claws. 
It's short legs have plantigrade

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feet with three Claws. 
And cream-colored Souls has 

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anybody here know what 
plantigrade means. 

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I don't know. 
It's about plants, grading. 

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You on your performance to take 
care of? 

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Imagine it, it's similar to a 
tardigrade, it way, they walk, 

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you know what, both good 
guesses, but both wrong. 

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In fact, it's referring to how 
its Peter shaped. 

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If you'll see that it's 
flat-footed on the ground 

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instead of like it's heels, are 
constantly up gotcha or it 

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doesn't have hooves. 
So think of like a Ponyta that 

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would be an example of Pokemon 
that is, that does not have 

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plants. 
A grade for you feat, right? 

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Anyways, the tip of its long 
powerful tail has a flame 

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burning on it, the temperature 
rises to unbearable levels of 

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trim alien swings its tail. 
Right, right. 

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You know, we know that term 
alien has a vicious nature and 

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will constantly seek out 
opponents. 

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Strong opponents excite this 
Pokemon causing it to spout. 

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Bluish white Flames that torch 
its surroundings. 

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However, it will relax once it 
has one, it is rare in the wild,

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but it can be found in 
mountainous areas. 

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All right, nice. 
Look at it. 

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That is it for any kind of 
entries or articles written 

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about Charmeleon one? 
Interesting fact, here the 

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gender ratio for Charmeleon and 
for charmander's in fact is 

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largely towards male term, 
Charmeleon is 87. 

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Point 5 percent likely to be a 
male-only 12.5%. 

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Likely we female? 
Interesting. 

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Yeah, that's why there's so few 
of them maybe. 

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Yeah, that's right. 
That's a baseless accusation my 

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me but Could be true? 
Yeah, okay. 

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Students now as you guys have 
both come to know is now time 

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for my absolute favorite part of
our lesson, it is time for the 

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pop quiz. 
It's everyone's hot. 

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How dare you insult my wonderful
teaching assistant. 

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Just keep it up, keep it up and 
I don't think you're going to 

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see you charcoal at the end of 
this lesson. 

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Okay, I'm sorry. 
I look, I want to see him. 

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I really want my first Pokemon. 
I want to train with him. 

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By the time, the class is over. 
I can go turn on my journey. 

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What better? 
Way to start on a journey then a

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hot-headed lizard Pokemon that 
would be Kick-Ass. 

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I don't know. 
Taurus, Lee difficult to train? 

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Yes, probably probably the best 
one. 

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Hey, I don't see what you think 
is so cool about it and learning

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about him. 
I think I can handle it. 

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The perfect starter Pokemon is. 
Loosely something that you know,

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more spider like Jesus green and
Spins when you're talking about 

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your Tech A Derpy Derpy. 
Oh that's what happy man. 

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With birds of a feather, right? 
They fuck together speed of a 

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Feather. 
Sure Caterpie. 

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Not not, not that other one. 
I was thinking of. 

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Yeah. 
What's that other one real 

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quick? 
What's name that spider? 

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That that spins good things. 
The arachnid, yes, the original 

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spins and something Iraq. 
It's spinning heard things, the 

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spinning arachnid, that's right.
Okay, well, we'll get to 

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spinarak here in a little bit by
little bit. 

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It's probably gonna take a while
Curtis. 

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You were so obsessed with 
spinarak, okay? 

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It's like, I literally just saw 
you without your phone in a 

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minute ago and you have a 
spinarak background. 

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I have been to your house Us 
once. 

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Before for a family dinner, you 
have spinarak posters all in 

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your room. 
I do. 

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Yeah, Fascination. 
It's just a stupid little 

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fucking spider Pokemon, okay? 
Wow. 

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Don't you say that to Jeffrey? 
My invisible spinarak friend, 

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who will destroy you for knowing
if I start losing his mind, 

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there's no mr. 
Curtis I actually I did go into 

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your room, you know, I was also 
at this. 

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Why, why are both of you at my 
house? 

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A family man, I was I was trying
for For dinner. 

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Remember, I was trying to find 
the the bathroom and I opened up

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the wrong door was in the room, 
but I did notice there was a 

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spin around on your table and I 
went ahead and I squished that 

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guy for you. 
I thought, you know, he does not

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work, he isn't one of these 
creepy crawly things in his 

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room. 
So I'll just take care of it, 

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squishes, get it out of the way.
Don't worry. 

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Sorry to tell you but you're 
invisible. 

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Spinarak Jeffrey. 
He's actually gone to see God. 

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I'm sorry to tell you that Bud. 
He's gone to see Arceus. 

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Yeah, thank you. 
Right now, I'm crying again. 

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Good job crying is the perfect 
mood to take a pop quiz in. 

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All right, everybody have their 
pens and paper at the ready 

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grade? 
Really and me their answers. 

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Yep, there it is. 
I hear it from ready to go. 

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All right, question number one, 
what are termed? 

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Aliens two main weapons. 
Take your time. 

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Now I, there are three answers 
here that I will take. 

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There's two that I have in mind.
But there's a third one that 

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kind of counts as well. 
So I will I will take three 

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possible answers here. 
Okay, alright, so Corbin has 

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sent me his answer. 
I'm still weighing them 

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throughout, there we go. 
Okay, go. 

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All right, so question is, what 
are your Millions? 

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Two main weapons from Corbin. 
We have thoughtfully worded. 

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Quickly written out clause and 
tail. 

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That's right, I will die. 
Will tell you if it's right or 

455
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,500
not do not. 
Don't put words in my mouth. 

456
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:51,200
All right. 
She Geez, and mr. 

457
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,900
Curtis has thoughtfully typed 
out and sent to me his answer, 

458
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:58,900
which in all caps says, it's 
clippity clap Claws. 

459
00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:01,200
And wacky wacky tail, Chris, 
what? 

460
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,700
He's just fucking answer, 
Shilling, a normal human being, 

461
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,100
why do you have to make it all 
weird? 

462
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:07,600
That's that's mr. 
Curtis that is mr. 

463
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:13,200
Curtis, you need to respect him 
but put the extra extra 

464
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:18,200
flourish, answer it really, you 
know, it really adds a mr. 

465
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,700
Curtis spice to it. 
Flavor, we've all come to know 

466
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:23,800
and love harness. 
You're such a kiss-ass to put 

467
00:24:23,808 --> 00:24:25,600
the professor going to get you 
one day. 

468
00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:28,000
Next time you invite me over for
a family dinner, actually it 

469
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,300
wasn't even you invited me over 
it was your mom that invited us 

470
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,800
over. 
Okay, next time your mom invites

471
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,900
us over for a family dinner. 
I hope you have another spin 

472
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:36,600
tracking room because I this 
time I'm going to squash it to 

473
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,500
worry. 
I'm gonna evolve into ariados 

474
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:41,400
and then he's really going to 
straight dead because the 

475
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:45,200
professor squished it at the 
fucking family dinner, okay? 

476
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,800
I'm gonna get another one. 
We are in the middle of a quiz. 

477
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:54,900
I would like you to keep the 
talking and arguing and vehement

478
00:24:56,200 --> 00:25:01,600
accusation ands insult for owing
to a minimum until we finish it.

479
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,800
You come as a pet man title 
killed us. 

480
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:08,300
I was doing him a favor. 
Listen, I've seen a lot of 

481
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,500
spinarak time happened. 
That one wasn't going anywhere. 

482
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:14,800
One of its legs was missing. 
It was like, it's like was 

483
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,600
looking at me, kind of funny. 
It was drooling. 

484
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,100
I was like, listen, I did, I 
did, I did it a favor. 

485
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:22,800
All right. 
All right, you are both 

486
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,200
absolutely correct. 
Char-char. 

487
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,800
Millions two main weapons are 
its claws and its tail. 

488
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,000
It prefers to knock them down 
with its tail and slice them 

489
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,300
open with its claws. 
I would have also accepted 

490
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:40,400
Flames because when a charmeleon
swings its tail around right? 

491
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,200
It does you know make things 
super hot right? 

492
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:45,800
So I would have accepted that as
well but you guys got the two 

493
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,500
answers. 
I was looking for, would you say

494
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:50,900
super hot fire? 
I wouldn't say that actually. 

495
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:52,700
And that's why I didn't say 
that. 

496
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:56,400
Please don't say that again, 
actually. 

497
00:25:57,100 --> 00:26:01,000
All right, moving on to question
number 2, When Charmeleon gets 

498
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,200
excited, it breathes what color 
Flames? 

499
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,800
I'm looking for exact answers 
here. 

500
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,700
I want. 
And it needs to be exactly 

501
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,300
correct. 
Got it. 

502
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,100
Noted. 
Okay. 

503
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,300
Both answers are in. 
That was quick. 

504
00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:20,400
And painless Corbin sent whitish
blue and mr. 

505
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,200
Curtis sense. 
Blue-white, again all in caps. 

506
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,300
I think your cat I think your 
caps lock is stuck. 

507
00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:29,300
Yeah. 
Fix your Rotom computer. 

508
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:32,500
It is it's yeah, your Rotom 
computer. 

509
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,900
We are I don't trust them. 
That's how silly sound. 

510
00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:37,700
I told you the wrong computer 
suck his caps lock stuck. 

511
00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:42,800
Well I just I need to portray my
intensity and dedication to 

512
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,600
Blue. 
It's like taking a look at him 

513
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:53,100
as he's typing Corbin but like 
tents like he was cries. 

514
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:58,300
Okay wide open. 
He's like unblinking eye 

515
00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:00,100
blinking. 
Holy open. 

516
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,800
His mouth is like screaming 
fighting me, screaming the whole

517
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,500
time. 
It's honestly terrifying that I 

518
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:08,500
had next time. 
I'll look at them. 

519
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:11,200
We type in the answers because I
know he's Fierce about learning 

520
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,200
in this class and he's your 
little pussy bitch. 

521
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:18,500
So he'll he goes crazy for you. 
I see my sister, my little 

522
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:23,400
skinny bitch anyways, it seems 
skinny bitch. 

523
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,700
Okay, so moving on. 
You guys both got that right by 

524
00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:29,200
the way, bluish white as what? 
All the polka. 

525
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,100
Three say but whitish blue is 
fine, it's kind of potato 

526
00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:33,600
potahto. 
He asked me? 

527
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,400
My God, I don't know if I would 
have given him. 

528
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,800
That one. 
Professor, what's good thing? 

529
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,600
You're not the professor, huh? 
Yeah. 

530
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,900
Alright, so back down, Corbin 
sit back down, right, sorry. 

531
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:48,400
Sorry, question number three for
millions are very rare in the 

532
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:53,100
wild, but we're in the wild. 
Are they generally found 

533
00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:56,100
mmm-hmm? 
Jesus talked about this was like

534
00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:57,700
right at the end. 
We only talked about it for a 

535
00:27:57,708 --> 00:28:00,800
second, Jesus Christ. 
He looks so Fierce typing away. 

536
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,200
We get settled. 
I know dude. 

537
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:14,600
Look at that guy, settle down. 
Okay, both answers are in. 

538
00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:18,900
Now we have from Corbin 
mountains and we have from 

539
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:24,100
Curtis Rocky Mountains. 
Now, here's the thing, Rocky. 

540
00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:27,900
Mountains is technically 
correct, and it's not just 

541
00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:32,000
mountains, all right. 
Has to specifically be Rocky 

542
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,300
Mountains. 
Oh no. 

543
00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:38,400
So we given right, you know, 
listen as scientists, we need to

544
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,400
be a specific with our answers. 
There are plenty of rocks in the

545
00:28:42,408 --> 00:28:44,200
mountains. 
It's kind of implied. 

546
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,300
You know what I mean? 
Not necessarily, I think there 

547
00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:48,800
are a few Mounds out there that 
I would knock class classify as 

548
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,700
a rocky. 
I would classify them as grassy 

549
00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:57,700
or or smooth. 
Yeah. 

550
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,600
Anyone describe him out his, 
it's a smooth Mountain. 

551
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,900
It's a smooth clean. 
You never got on the hiking trip

552
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:09,400
with me. 
All right, that's a date. 

553
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,200
Okay, so you know what, all 
right I'm gonna tentatively can 

554
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,200
be simply give you guys both 
that answer you guys. 

555
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,100
Yeah, press All right, thank 
you. 

556
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:21,400
One question left. 
Are you ready? 

557
00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:24,400
Yes. 
I'm ready. 

558
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,700
Now that you're finished. 
Please once again, cover your 

559
00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:27,600
mouth. 
When you sneeze? 

560
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:28,700
I tried. 
I'm sorry. 

561
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:31,100
I was just too too intense to 
cover. 

562
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:34,300
Again the Tauruses are attracted
to any kind of loud noises. 

563
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:35,200
Okay. 
All right. 

564
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,000
I know. 
So all right, sorry question. 

565
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,900
Number four. 
After it enters a battle rage. 

566
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:53,900
When does a charmeleon calm down
when and only when all right, 

567
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,500
settle down God. 
You get so intense about this 

568
00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:59,000
quizzing stuff. 
My answers right in know what 

569
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,500
his? 
All right. 

570
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,300
Curtis was taking his sweet. 
He doesn't know it. 

571
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,900
I think he's cheating. 
I seem open up was Pokedex. 

572
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,200
I close him over text. 
What I say, close the Pokedex? 

573
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,600
What? 
Next is never open. 

574
00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:16,400
Bring bring up your sorry, just 
had to write that one out. 

575
00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,200
Wow. 
What an answer. 

576
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:21,300
All right. 
Mr. Corbyn has answered with 

577
00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:25,800
after it has won. 
The question again, is, when 

578
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,000
does it turn million calm down? 
After enters, about a Ragin 

579
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,400
Corbin has answered after it 
has. 

580
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,600
One mr. 
Curtis has responded. 

581
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:39,200
Again, in all caps. 
Sweet, sweet. 

582
00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:43,200
Victory is what it and he really
added. 

583
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,800
There's about 20 eyes here, like
30 season tease. 

584
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,400
There's a lot of unnecessary 
letters. 

585
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,100
How was that considering I'm 
Legit? 

586
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,600
Answer. 
Come on. 

587
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,400
That's exactly correct. 
Once it has achieved Sweet 

588
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,800
Victory. 
So yes, yeah, that is exactly 

589
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,600
correct. 
A charmeleon will only come down

590
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,400
after it has one. 
All right, so let me just let me

591
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,800
just go ahead and tally up the 
scores here. 

592
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,000
Okay. 
Here. 

593
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:16,600
The one on can divide by some 
on, okay, Mark the term, 

594
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,400
Elaine's tail. 
Okay. 

595
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,000
You know what, Curtis? 
I think we both did well this 

596
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,600
time. 
No matter what the outcome is. 

597
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,400
I wish you nothing. 
But the best of my friend. 

598
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,700
Yes, of course, the same to you 
the same to you same. 

599
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:31,100
Yeah, that's right, brother. 
All right, let's get some 

600
00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:33,900
answers. 
Okay. 

601
00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:41,800
Now, I cannot believe it, but 
once again, you both have 100's 

602
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:45,900
once again wasn't my god. 
Let's go. 

603
00:31:45,908 --> 00:31:48,600
Billy got a 98? 
Yes. 

604
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,700
Oh, that is. 
That is correct. 

605
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:53,300
Sorry you, well, you gotta 100 
technically but you did you did 

606
00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:57,500
lose out by being obnoxious and 
irritating during the testing. 

607
00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:01,500
So luckily 100, you didn't, you 
did get a 100 this time. 

608
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:07,300
Yes yes yes yeah. 
So that means fuck hahaha. 

609
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,400
We're going to see, we're going 
to see charcoal one more time. 

610
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,800
We're going to see, yes. 
We're gonna see if he, if we 

611
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:17,400
think that he can be Corbin's 
very first Pokémon. 

612
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:22,900
All right, here he comes. 
Hey, hey. 

613
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:25,000
Hey, no, do not approach him. 
Okay. 

614
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,600
I got my boy. 
Um, I'm a friend. 

615
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:31,400
Okay, he's looking at you. 
He's not, he's not, he's not 

616
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,200
looking angry this time. 
Just hurry, take your hand out. 

617
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,900
Okay. 
Okay, let him sniff it. 

618
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,900
Jeez. 
He snorted his fucking breath is

619
00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:40,300
hot, I don't know. 
Oh jeez. 

620
00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:42,300
Oh okay. 
He's trying to spin his tail 

621
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:43,300
again. 
Okay. 

622
00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,600
All right, I think we need to 
curl. 

623
00:32:44,600 --> 00:33:10,200
My lashes are not here. 
Jesus Christ. 

624
00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:16,100
My shirt. 
Hey hey, you know what? 

625
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:19,300
Hey, listen, you know, sometimes
it takes a while for you to find

626
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:22,300
your first Pokémon and you know,
everybody reacts every Pokemon 

627
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,300
reacts to each person 
differently. 

628
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:28,000
No Charmeleon. 
Not quite the one for you. 

629
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Okay. 
All right. 

630
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,600
Um, that fuck If you want you 
feeling. 

631
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:37,600
Okay, buddy. 
Hey, just remember you got a 100

632
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,400
today. 
I just he did, Even though sad, 

633
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,400
even though Stalin hates your 
guy, didn't get a 100 and 

634
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,000
charcoals heart. 
I didn't get a 100 there, I 

635
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,400
failed that. 
Apparently, he sends all the 

636
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,900
hairs on my ten-year-old tummy. 
Oh, man, I'm pretty Advanced for

637
00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:54,800
a ten-year-old. 
Obviously, how many hairs did 

638
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,700
you have on your table 27? 
It's good to me, another 10 

639
00:33:57,700 --> 00:34:00,200
years to grow them back. 
Jesus Christ. 

640
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,900
Yeah, because all the follicles 
are burned right off. all right,

641
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:08,000
guys, that concludes today's 
lesson on a charmeleon and I 

642
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,100
want to ask you guys Considering
how this trend has been going. 

643
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:13,699
What do you think? 
We think the next Pokemon we're 

644
00:34:13,699 --> 00:34:16,800
going to talk about is whatever 
it is. 

645
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,400
I hope it's nicer than that 
motherfucker. 

646
00:34:18,699 --> 00:34:24,800
It is definitely not. 
How is a Charizard. 

647
00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:28,500
It is indeed, the big bad boy 
himself. 

648
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,699
Everybody's favorites. 
The number one Pokemon and 

649
00:34:31,699 --> 00:34:35,400
everybody's Hearts boy, 
Charizard, and you're gonna 

650
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,900
bring it out. 
If you're lucky, I might just 

651
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:41,699
have one for you. 
Oh no. 

652
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:50,000
But until then, and as we are 
tending to Corbin's wounds class

653
00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:52,100
is dismissed. 
See what happens. 

654
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,300
Allo sit down Corbin, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry Professor. 

655
00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:58,800
I'm sorry Professor. 
Let me get him in town. 

656
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:04,500
You know what strap him down. 
I'm applying the alcohol now

