Hello students. Just jumping in here a little
bit early because we have a very important, important
announcement for our students. Announcement Announcement
Students pay attention to the professor.
Yes, thank you. I know I should have done this
before you guys got here, made it a lot easier.
So there has been a mechanical failure at the GCLCBOTSCLC,
mainly our air conditioning has stopped working to sort of make
a remedy ish for this this problem.
The headmistress has decided to stagger the classes to.
Limit the amount of people. In the GCLCBOTSCLC at any given
time. Unfortunately, this means that.
Too much hot air, Mr. But the professor what about less you
had? Too much hot air, I'm about to
say. Let me, let me, let me keep
talking, and you'll learn. What about lessons?
Yes, yes, of. Course this means that until the
air conditioning is fixed going forward after this lesson, we
will be have it. We will have a biweekly class
schedule. Oh.
Yes. So this means that after today's
lesson, I'm not going to say what the Pokémon is because
we'll discuss that later. Just situation today's lesson.
We will not be having a lesson next week.
We will, but we will be having a lesson the following week.
That specific date is the 31st of July, so.
And looper nothing on the 24th. Looper will be on the 31st and
we will have no class on the 24th and that I.
Will be going to the water park with Gordon on the 24th if
anyone wants to join me. I will be here.
I'll. Be going to Wade's wave pool if
anybody wants. To I will be here.
The headmistress may be able to postpone class, but they can't
take away my key. I'll be in here cleaning the
classroom like I always do. Now another bit of unfortunate
news. The contractors that the
GCLCBOTSCLC has hired to fix the air conditioning has stated that
they will not be able to fix the problem until roughly the 25th
of September. So that means up until the 25th
we will be on a bi weekly release schedule and we feel
terrible about this we. You know that's this is I'm the
first time hearing about it. I'm about to cry.
Well, Corbin, we actually did talk about this beforehand.
It's it's sad that you've forgotten so much.
Professor, you're supposed to go along with the joke.
Oh, OK. Sorry.
Yeah, OK. Sorry.
I'm so sorry. This is your first you're
hearing about this. Can I ask you, Corbin, what you
think that we should do to maybe make this up to our students?
I really, I think I have a good idea what to make it up for you
guys. So again, we apologize first I'm
hearing about it. I'm absolutely floored.
But the idea that I just came up with on the spot was not talked
about. Before it's going to be a great.
In order to remedy us going to a biweekly release schedule, what
we're going to do is as of today, we now have a Welcome to
the World of Pokémon YouTube channel.
So in the I. Thought it was.
I thought it was Mewtube or was it Or was it YouTube?
Well, some some people call it YouTube, but you know, YouTube
is a technical name. Some people call it YouTube for
short doesn't save any time, but that's the point.
So on on YouTube, YouTube, whatever you want to call we we
now have a YouTube, a YouTube channel and we're going to be
releasing all of our previous nuz locks.
So every every single episode that's currently on our Patreon
will be released up until about episode 11.
And then after that we're going to be releasing those bi weekly
as well. So the way it's going to work
now is that if you were a Patreon subscriber, you get the
new Nuzlocks 2 weeks in advance. So this coming Monday the 22nd
of July, we'll be releasing the Nuzlock episode 13.
That is going to the Patrons, right?
That's going to be released on Patreon.
You guys aren't going to get that one for a couple weeks, so
basically whatever. The new You are a patron.
Right. Unless you're a Unless you're a
patron. I'm really butchering this
professor. I know.
Well, you just thought of it, so I just thought we knew.
You know, practice. It wasn't thought of ahead of
time. It's crazy.
So whatever. It sounds like we're just
thinking about it now and. I know it sounds like it.
So yeah, you guys are going to get the episodes 2 weeks later
over on YouTube. So when episode 13 goes up on
this coming Monday the 22nd, people on YouTube will get that
episode 2 weeks later on August 5th, if that makes sense.
So basically you get the Nose Lock episodes two weeks early on
Patreon, or you can just wait two weeks and watch them for
free on YouTube. This is the best way we can
remedy our biweekly release schedule.
So that's what we're going to be doing for a little bit.
And also just just shares a little bit of the Neslock love.
Yeah, yeah, give us some love. Sure.
Now there is another huge issue when it with this with this
biweekly release schedule. And, you know, I just have to
ask Mr. Curtis, what does this mean for Doodles?
Please tell us what does this mean for doodles?
Well, I, I couldn't, I couldn't let the rest of our students
down. The experienced and senior
students amongst you all know that during Lesson 124 when we
were talking about Jinx was when I started doing the doodles.
So there's a little bit of a backlog.
I have done a couple Bulbosaurus through War Turtle have been
released. So picking up on the weeks that
we are not releasing our our normal lessons.
I will be starting with Blastoise and moving forward
until we catch up to where I left off with Jinx.
So do do not worry if your fear was don't fret that you weren't
going to get your weekly doodle. You're going to get them.
Do not worry, you are you are going to get your weekly doodle.
That's common. It's just going to be one of the
earlier Cantonian Pokémon that we've already discussed.
It's going to be ugly. It's going to be.
Beautiful. Thank you.
The doodles have been getting better and better.
I think so. Sorry.
It is going to be very interesting when we do catch up
with the Jinx though, to see where my artistic prowess has
grown to and the contrast. You might start drawing new
Pokémon that he comes up with himself.
Oh, that'll be fun. Hybrids maybe?
OK, if you have any more questions on this you we will be
releasing a statement I guess on this matter on our Flying
Pokémon theme social network site Twitter account.
Discord. And Discord as well, and other,
yes, other socials. I guess you could probably ask
us to on the Gengar mail, which is WWO pokemon@gmail.com.
But that's enough for this announcement.
So let's get into the lesson proper.
Everybody, take your seat. Sit down, you.
Got it. You got it.
Also link in the description for YouTube and all the other social
media. Just saying it's in the
description. Yeah, they'll hear about that.
They'll hear about that. They'll hear about it.
They'll. Hear about it all.
Right, let's rock'n'roll, let's go.
Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today for another beautiful lesson is of course, my
wonderful teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, how are you? Oh, I'm doing great, Professor,
how are you doing today? I can't complain.
You know, I'm here in the class in this beautiful spherical
classroom that I wouldn't have any other way any other shape.
I know all the desks do slowly, you know, trend towards the
bottom of the sphere. But you know, it's it's fine.
It's it's. Fun.
It's fun. It's fun.
It's like different every day. Good, good.
It's exciting. I, I can switch it up some more
if you want. Can we?
We can like flip the desks over and then like, you know, put the
board on that on that wall instead of that wall over there.
How about we put you outside so I don't have to hear you talk
anymore? Whoa.
All right, all right. Enough with the aggression,
Corbin. All right.
You did not get him. No, he has not been got.
I've got him. That that ornery young child
that's sitting over there, not in the corner because there is
no corner here in this in this classroom is our young trainer
and training Corbin Corbin, Yo, why are you grumpy today?
It's. Corbin time.
I'm not grumpy. He said his catch phrase.
I haven't been saying my catch phrase.
I just realized that I, I, I, I'm good.
I'm, I'm doing, I'm doing OK. I just, you know, Mr. Curtis
flaps his gums a little too much sometimes and I'm like, all
right, pipe down. Let's just let's just get on
with it. I'm so sorry.
You don't need to change the classroom every week.
You don't need to switch the desks around sometimes.
Sometimes regularity and consistency is good.
All right. I like the classroom the way it
is. Professor, thank you very much.
Is what you would want me to say, but I'm not going to ha ha.
Sounds like he's. Being a real kiss buddy today,
huh? No, he always.
Says I know you are, you are. Me.
I'm not kissing butt no. Butts kissing from me.
No, now I'm just saying I like the spherical shape.
It's different. It is different, it is unique,
and it keeps our brains moving as we try to, you know, think of
ways to get desks to stop slowly sliding together.
We haven't figured it out yet. It's.
Very small, every day. So before I get into the lesson
in earnest, I have a a couple of Gengar males here that I'm going
to read. I'm going to read two different
Gengar males. All right?
Two. Male and popular we get we get
thousands a week. I mean, it's like we don't get
thousands. That's insane.
But no, these are all. These are all virtual students
submitting work, asking questions using exactly what
it's. For good, good.
So, so thank you. This one comes to us from
Isaiah. Isaiah, OH.
Isaiah, sorry. I'm sorry.
Sorry. You guys were doing a funny,
funny joke. I can't believe I stepped on it.
Continue. No, it's not a joke.
I was just saying hi, it's Isaiah.
Hello. No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Professor, please, please go back.
OK, I'm going to continue now. Hello, Professor Jacob.
This is from Isaiah. Hello Professor Jacob, Mr.
Curtis and Corbin, greeting from EOS Island.
You've probably never heard of it because our professor is too
lazy to write Pokedex entries. What is that professor?
I've never heard of that island. Well, yeah, I mean, obviously,
because why would we care about it?
They don't have Pokedex entries. That's true if if you don't
acknowledge them, Professor, I never will.
I, I don't acknowledge a region until they've been accepted into
the National Pokedex society. That's right.
And you can quote me. You can quote me on that.
I'll wear a T-shirt with that on.
It oh right. I'll make you that T-shirt,
professor. I'm sure it'll be disgusting and
no one will want to smell it. Yeah, it's also, oh God, why
it's slimy, I'm guessing. I'm guessing it's slimy.
Anyways, the Skingar male goes on to say the way you obtain
Pokémon here is that you don't need a trainer's license.
You can buy Unite licenses which give you the Pokémon
immediately. Interesting.
They continue by saying I was thinking about the best Pokémon
for you, Corbin and I decided it should be an Umbreon.
No, what? A Cinder?
A cinder race? Oh no, you.
Know what? The best Pokémon The best
Pokémon you should raise is a Mr. Mime.
What? No, I haven't.
Because. Because you are one.
Right. No right all.
Right Corbin answer speak on this speak.
On this I am speaking. The answer is I am not one and I
should not raise a Mr. Mime. I'm not doing that.
I've had enough. You know so much about Mr.
Mimes. That's right, I don't want
another one, I want something else.
Well, you don't. You don't own Donnie J.
No, I don't own Donnie J. He's like Donny J is like your
dad. That's.
Right. No, he's not like my dad.
He's the Mr. Mind that helps out at my mom's house back in
Saffron City. That's all I'm saying.
Just like I don't own my three parents.
You know what's up? They're part of me.
What? What's up?
What'd you say? I said they're.
Part of you. I said that's why that's just
like I don't own any of my three parents 'cause they're a part of
me every day. He ate them.
No, I just. Like cut them up and ate them.
They made me the man I am today. OK.
Oh, I see. He sees.
Why did you be man in quotes? Yeah, you can do.
He did bring up the finger quotes.
He did. I don't like that.
So like what Mr. Curse is saying is that when he looks in the
mirror, he sees his, his, no, he sees his three parents and how
they raised him, everything he does.
That is terrifying. I would hate to see.
My parents in the mirror. It's a horrible like
amalgamation. Oh, OK, Isaiah goes on to say.
I also have a question for Mr. Curtis.
Yes, Presence Spinner rack is called the string spit Pokémon.
Does that mean the web coming out of the spinnerette is spit?
Well, no, we as we talked about if you go back.
We have it, no. If you go back to the spinner
rack lesson, we talk about all the different formula of web
that the spinner rack can produce OK from both sides, but
it but it does look like it is spitting like you would spit,
right. But it's coming out of a
different gland. So it's not, it's not saliva so
much as it's like a bodily excretion.
So I guess it's kind of like saliva.
Saliva. Is a bodily excretion.
I know as soon as I said that I was like, I was like, hey, you
got. Me to.
I guess it is kind of like a spit.
Yeah, yeah. No, I guess.
Like a good old hawk. I mean, I mean, you can say that
it's like spit without saying that it is spit.
Like being like something is not the.
Same. It could be spit consistent but
not be spit. It can be spit.
Esque. It is not.
It is specifically not the consistency of spit Corbin that
is what distinguishes it from spit, yeah.
Corbin that's -1 Gold Star hard. And Chewy that's.
Right, I just got back to 0 again.
You're down. You're down 1 Gold Star.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I did not mean to step on your feet, Mr. Curtis with the Gold
Star distribution. But yeah, like, I mean, he had
to lose. One that's true.
That's true. Yep.
Deducted away, Yeah.
There it goes. All right, you're back down to
-1 Corbin. All right, Anyways, Isaiah,
Isaiah's Gengar male ends with. Anyway, until next time.
Bye, bye, bye. Oh, thank you, Isaiah.
What a wonderful Gengar male. Thank you for the questions, Mr.
Curtis. Yes, yes, Isaiah, get a Gold
Star. Yes, they do.
In fact, they get Corbin's Gold Star.
Actually, the one, just the one they just ripped from Corbin's
hand, that's. Right, I just took it.
Right off his. Right right off his coat over
here. So oh, just keep an eye out for
that in the mail that is coming and it will be assigned with the
tears of Corbin. So I hope you're, I hope you're,
you know, appreciate. That that's not done.
Yeah. It's, it's got Corbin's DNA on
it. Oh.
No one wants that. OK I have another Gengar male
here this comes to. Us.
Oh yes, yes, please do, professor.
I believe it's Sabrina Snail. Sabrina says hello, members of
this fine class. Hello.
Yes. Have we talked about Sabrina
recently? We talked about her in a recent
lesson. I was talking about her sent her
sent to score chart. Well, they've sent us more.
Oh, thank you, Sabrina. Sabrina says.
I have been listening to these lessons since last December,
starting with 001 Bulbasaur. Wow, that is I remember.
I don't remember that one too much.
Yeah, that was. I felt like we were different
people back then. That was a century ago.
Definitely more potty mouths. Yeah, we really cleaned up our
act after the principal got on us about that.
Yeah, yeah, we're better now. We're so much better guys.
Funnier. Maybe not so much.
But better, maybe not funnier. So anyway, so Sabrina says
starting with a 001 Bulbasaur and caught up to real time
around 170 Chincho. Listening to the lessons during
my lab work slash research has allowed me long periods of time
to learn all about the absolutely magical, mystical,
verily sorry, very truly wonderful world of Pokémon.
Oh, I like that little sparkle on my chest.
And let me just say, welcome. Welcome.
We're glad.
Glad to have you. Glad to have you.
Welcome aboard the Learning Train.
Yeah, always, always glad to have new students and I'm glad
that you're enjoying these lessons.
Sabrina continues with. I wanted to ask if any of y'all
had the opportunity to see any performances that were going on
in Joto during the recent spring break.
I saw a poster advertising several pop stars who were
touring in the area around that time.
See attached image. I'm sure Porsche will make sure
to include the attached image in any.
Yes it will. Be on.
It'll be on Twitter and Instagram and OK, what's the
other one? Oh yeah, Discord.
OK, along so along with Lady Baba.
Lady Baba. Yep, sorry, I'm.
Not Lady Baba with. The Lady Baba.
Lady Baba. Taylor Shift tree and the Hey
Yonsei. The the Hey Yonsei don't want to
take a stab at that name. Or is it just, I don't know,
it's just going to be me up here dying on this.
Well, I always pronounced her name as Bihi Yonsei, but maybe
I've been pronouncing. Bihi Yonsei.
Yeah, I, I, you're right. Sorry, I'm not hip with the with
the kids. It seems like there is a
familiar face also singing. Perhaps Perry has been prancing
out recently. Hey.
Either way, I'm glad to have discovered these lessons, these
lesson recordings, and enjoy having them as part of my day.
Thanks for all the work you all do to make it possible.
And Mr. Quirk, Mr. Curtis. Yes, I presently await the
lesson on my favorite Pokémon, Venipede.
Whoa. Very good one.
I can't wait to talk about that one too.
Sincerely, Sabrina Snail, thank you so much Sabrina.
This artwork is incredible. It is fun, guys.
Hey, it's good. It's good work, really freaking
good. And I did see Lady Lady Baba.
I did see her during spring break.
I actually am a fan. Wow, I was about.
To say. How would you get How'd you get
tickets? Don't worry about it.
Corbin didn't actually see her in concert.
He followed. No, I did.
I OK? Oh no, I'm fine.
I'll admit, I watched a video of a video on somebody's phone, all
right? So he has.
He didn't. He didn't see Lady Baba.
He has seen. Lady, somebody was holding
somebody. OK, so somebody I met at the
mall during spring break. Oh.
The Golden Rock City Mall. Right.
So somebody, somebody I met at the mall was holding up a video
on their phone, and in that video it was somebody taking a
video of somebody else's phone. And that person was at the
concert and wow, what a show, what a performance.
What a deal. And there's.
Really sparkling energy. There are a ton of people that
are mega fans of Taylor Shift Tree, but you know I.
I don't get it personally. I I have to say that I I have to
side with Corbin on this one. Lady Baba is more my style.
Yeah, but I mean, you have to, you know, respect the the the
songwriting talent of Taylor Swift tree like.
I don't. I think it's, I'll be honest, I
think it's a little basic and it's the same stuff for years.
It's not very innovative. It's it's let's make music for
kids. You know, music doesn't have to
be innovative. Corbin all all the.
Time. If you want to see innovative,
go see Bee hee hee hee you. Know we should.
You know what lady? You know what lady Baba doesn't
do? She doesn't re release the same
album 100 times to make more money.
And she will. Sometimes.
Interesting outfits, yeah. All right, all right, you know,
we could go all night about this, but yes, so she.
Can't dance, Just saying. It's not about dancing, it's
about performing your music. I'm going to see a music show,
not a dancing show. She's mediocre.
It's singing too. She's not good.
It's overrated. I'm sorry, I'm going to say.
Songwriting, Corbin. Her songwriting is made at best
or singing. That's just that's just
factually incorrect. That's incorrect.
Just because you don't like the genre of music doesn't mean
she's a bad. Genre is fine, some of her songs
are actually decent. I just don't.
I don't think she's anything extraordinary.
She's not talentless. She's OK.
That's Corbin. Take a seat.
Come on, sit back down.
You need to. This is the professors
classroom. What he says goes OK, we are now
all. Chip trees.
Her name is Taylor Shiftree. Yeah, I know.
We're all shifties. We're all.
Shifty. Shifty.
We're all shifty. Shifty, I think she's overrated
and I I don't care what anybody says.
Because this is the professor. Classroom.
I do think she's been having a a horrible impact on the
environment though. She does.
And she's a sell. I'm not crazy about that.
She makes me to work on music. She's Oh, and Lady Baba's not a
sell out. No, when was her last album?
It was years ago. OK, so she stopped so she isn't
a sell out. She Corbin dude, one releases.
The same one of them. OK, Shift Tree just came out
with a new album a few months ago, and she's already released
three different versions of it. Are you kidding me?
This is comical. It's comical at this point.
Come on, you all know what you're doing.
Oh my goodness. All right, Porsche, just, you
know, let's take a side note over here, Porsche, and just
let's just say, hey, you know what?
Sorry, the opinions reflected in this in this lesson here today
are not the the opinions of the Greater Goldenrod City.
Hey, how about being fiance though?
No, wait, wait. I want to hear him say where?
Where we are right? No, that's OK.
That's OK. I want to hear him say the name
of this, the name of the city at the very least.
The Goldenrod. Branch Goldenrod City Sure the.
Goldenrod City branch of the Saffron City Learning Center.
Thank you very much. Yes, the GCC VOT CLC.
Thank. You, I'm only 20% sure, he said,
sitting that time. I have it on good authority that
the headmistress is a Bihi Yonsei fan.
So just be careful. That's right.
I don't have anything bad to say about Behance.
I didn't have anything bad to say about Lady Baba either.
It's just, how could you? It's just that Corbin wants to
get all angry about Taylor Shift Tree.
All I said was okay, I'm done, I'm done, I'm tapping.
Out. That's good.
OK, All right, listen, we have a
let's let's calm down. Thank you so much, Serena.
You will be getting extra credit for this wonderful artwork.
Mr. Curtis Gold Star, do you think?
Jeez, I don't know that their their their message to us today
was pretty divisive and, you know, cost a lot of.
I mean conflict. All good things, you know, cause
conflict. You gave us good art and you
gave us conflict. Sabrina, I think you get 3 gold
stars. And and they did definitely
express their love of a Venipede Scolitipede.
Yeah. Just say Venipede, not
Galitopede. No, Skullopede is the the
evolved foreign of Venipede. So I mean.
But anyway, how? Many times you're taking this
class. OK.
But yeah, yeah. So anyway, bug types are best.
You get a Gold Star. Thank you very much.
And put that on a shirt, put that on Mr. Kurtz's gravestone.
That's right, I can't wait to see that.
OK, but that's going to do it for the Gengar males today.
If you would like to send us a Gengar male, we would love it.
You can send it to WWO Pokémon at gmail.com, but I think it's
time to get into the lesson proper.
Does anybody know what Pokémon we're learning about today?
Is it decision Y, professor? Is not decision Y.
It's not professor decision Y. No, it's Willow Boom.
OK. Does anybody else want to guess
any other grass starters or? Turk Twig.
Is it? Is it chestnut?
It's a Turk twig. It's not Turk Twig.
It's not and. It's not, it's not a, are we?
Doing Chigarita. We already did Chickarita.
Oh, OK. All right.
It's not a starter Pokémon. We're in the middle of the Joto
Pokedex. Oh.
OK, so it's it is. Wait, we're right in the middle.
It's a figure of speech. I'm just going to go ahead and
say it. Nobody's going to get it.
We are learning about Yanma today.
I was going to say that next. No, you weren't.
I was close to it. No, you weren't.
Now Mr. Curtis has obviously seen a Yanma before.
Yes, it is a bug type. So.
A very imposing one as well too. Just be very careful.
I don't. I don't think Yanma's that
imposing. I think there's a there's a lot
of power in that little body. OK, that's all that.
Is true. That is true.
Same more than you would think for many bug size mug bug types.
Mug, bug mug. Mug.
If you find any bug that's the size of a mug, you better run
mug. But for a bug type of that size,
there's a lot of power punching in those wings, so to speak.
How on average, Mr. Curtis? Since you've seen them before.
How long would you say a Yanma is just the out of the top of
your head and without looking at anything?
It's I know it's hold on, it's about here height.
Yeah, he's he's well, he's pointing to his his knee.
That's right. And and if I, if I extrapolate
that sideways and account for the variation in degrees and
conversion, I'm going to say maybe 4 feet long, That's what
I'm going for. Corbin, do you want to take a
guess? You said four feet.
I'm going to guess just below that, say 3 feet 11 inches.
Wow, Corbin snuck it right out from under you.
The average Yanma is 3 feet and 11 inches long, which is cut,
you know, a big bug. That's a big bug.
Hashtag. That's a big bug.
It's pretty big. That's.
Pretty big. That's pretty big.
I saw. I saw a big bug that's a.
Big bug, I'm going to go ahead. And I know Corbin hasn't seen a
Yanma before. I did see one.
Yeah, I saw. He hasn't seen one.
Don't worry about it. He hasn't.
I have. So here is a Yanma.
Oh geez. Oh, OK.
All right. Wait, hold on to your desks.
Calm, calm down. Calm down the windows.
We should have opened the windows up.
This is getting very, very dicey in here.
Hold on. I mean.
Corbin, wait, hold on. Corbin, hold out your arm.
It'll it'll land on your arm if you hold.
Out what? Really.
OK, All right. All right.
Here. Here, here.
Land, please. I was joking.
Look at him just holding his arm out like.
No, please, please. It's too big.
It weighs way too much to land on your arm like that.
Wouldn't. Talk.
Maybe look like a fool. Let me.
Just let me just let me just sweet child.
What what? What are you doing?
I'm I'm beyond my whispering. Everybody calm me.
The armour down. Peace OK while.
He's he's with you, child. Corbin.
Is it working? I think so.
Corbin, while he's doing that, can you describe the Yanma for
us? I can, yeah.
So this, this Yanma here is that it kind of has like a longer
body and and like it's mostly orange.
However, its head is the thorax and tail region are all orange.
Head you going with orange you going with orange with that I'm.
Going to go with Scarlet. Not orange, but I'm going to go
with Scarlet. Yeah, red.
It's red. Maybe it's reddish orange,
maybe, but it's like segmented kind of body.
And then its eyes have like it looks like it's wearing like a
green mask on. It has these little 2 little
baby antenna, little mouth and it has six little purplish legs,
little tiny baby legs. And then it has four wings.
Now the wings are mostly transparent, but that do have
like a orange racing stripe on each one, which I think is is
pretty darn cool. I'm not going to lie.
I think I think that's pretty much it.
Am I? Am I missing anything about
about Yanma? Did you mention the antenna?
I'm sorry, I can't remember. The two, the two antenna.
Yeah, I did. And then it's like weird little
mouth thing going. On say, look at this little
gripper on the front of its matches.
And if you if you just tweeze their little, these little
grippers on the front here, they're like little hooks.
See, you could just kind. Of oh wow, it's.
Kind of cute now that I'm looking at him a little bit.
He's Kanky Professor. What should we name him?
I don't have a name. You don't have a name.
I don't I I mean he is cute. I do like his green little mask.
How about we call him? Split, split.
Wait, wait, hold on. Split, split, split.
Split. You want to call him split?
Wait, wait, where'd Split come? From I said Verde, what are you
getting split from? Split he looked he's he's that's
just a good name for him. You could tell his head looks.
Like a split pea. Here's the thing I can't tell,
so I need. You to tell, I'm gonna need you
to relay why split is the name. His head looks like a split pea
like from split pea soup. So what were you saying, Corbin?
What was the name that you were going with?
I said Verde. Hmm, Verde.
But it's like not all green though.
It's it's mostly red actually. There's just a small portion of
it that's. Green.
I do like that it's deli birthday colors.
What? What about?
What about Verde? I'm sorry, you said Verde.
What about Ro Rojo? Rojo Wow.
That seems very insulting. No, no.
What should we? Call it.
How about goggles it looks like. Goggles.
I'm no goggles. No, Ron.
Ha, that's a good one. I like that.
Ron Ha the Yan Ma. Ron Ha Ron Ha the Yan Ma.
You almost said it wrong. I love that.
OK, sure. Ron Ha the Yan Ma.
Ron ha. OK, all right, all right.
I'm fine with Ron Ha. Hi.
OK, so, so something very interesting about Ron Ha Corbin,
you you mentioned that its wings are like see through.
Yeah, it's like semi transparent, Yes, yes.
But and so that you would say that they're like pretty like
thin, right? They look really super.
Thin. Yeah, yeah, I could probably put
my. I could probably see my hand on
the other side if I held it up to it.
Yeah. So if you get really close to
it, Corbin, do I have to like to stand up right next to the to
the wing real quick? OK.
OK, now, now, Mr. Curtis, make it flap its wing as hard as it
can. Go, go, go, go.
So. Corbin, are you?
Whoa, Wow. OK, we get over the.
Windows. I told you to open the windows.
Oh, no, Set Corbin right into the wall.
Did you hear that? Why would you do that?
Why would you set me up to be abused?
By this you know and. Broke the windows too.
I I I haven't pulled a fun prank in such a long time.
Why I'm the child? 'Cause you're robust, you're
young, you can bounce back. I'm not robust, I'm tiny.
It's not. But yes, Janma's wings are very,
very powerful, extremely like unexpectedly.
So we'll learn about some of the some of the feats that they can
accomplish with these wings going forward.
For now, I'm going to put Ron Ha back into the Pokeball.
Bye. Bye, Ron.
Ha, miss you. Kind of.
I'm just going to need to sweep up this glass.
OK, Corbin, you catching your breath there?
Oh, yeah, I'm good. Yeah.
Corbin, I'm need you to move out of the way.
I need to sweep up the glass over here.
Please. I just.
OK, please get up over to your desk.
Yeah, all. Right, fine.
Yeah. Do you need?
Do you need to go see the? Roslyn.
Roslyn the Rosalia, our our school nurse.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm good.
I'll be alright for now. Oh, that's glass.
Hold on. Yeah, Yeah.
Pull. That, yeah, just pull that.
Yeah, pull that. Oh, Nope.
I probably should have done that.
Probably. Leading a lot.
Oh. Mr. Curtis, there's some spinner
racks. Yeah, yeah, I've got some soap
here in my desk, right. There you go.
OK, nice and sticky for you. Oh don't say that again.
Put that on T-shirt. Don't.
Don't do it, but do it.
Don't. OK, don't do it, but don't.
Do it, don't, but like I mean make millions if you want it.
I am. I'm not your mom.
I mean, I buy it. OK, let's start off in the Joe
Tote region. The first entry says if it flaps
its wings really fast, it can generate shock waves that will
shatter windows in the area. As as we witness first hand.
But that's like not even the most impressive thing that they
can do with these wings. Let's keep reading.
Oh, let me just hold on. I got a dump picture.
OK, let. OK, good.
I can sit down. Why did I have to wait for that?
OK, I mean. I just I didn't want to make all
the noise of dumping all the glass in the trash.
You're right, it was extremely loud.
It was. And and it was.
Kind of surprisingly loud how how much glass there was there
like it's I can. Also virtual.
Students, I can still hear it tinkling a little bit, which is
crazy. Mr. Curse, stop shaking the
trash can. I'm so sorry, I'm just.
Why do you want to torture our listeners?
I've Yeah, yeah. Mr. Curtis, why you want to?
Torture. So I'm so sorry.
I'm so I'm sit down. I'm sitting down.
I'm sitting. Down sit.
Down, sit down. OK?
The next entry says. Its large eyes can scan 360°.
It looks in all directions to seek out insects as its prey.
It's a lot, yes. One of my favorite insecticides.
They eat. They eat other bug types.
But then, but now you got a bunch of Yanmas flying around.
What do you use to get rid of the Yanmas?
Flip door Froakies. OK, well now you got a bunch of
Froakies. How do you get rid of the
Froakies? Drown it like he did the
Squirtle, right? EVs EVs eat froakies.
Now he avoided that question. And then you wouldn't want to
get rid of the EVs. Yeah, I don't think I think I.
You can never have. An Evie shirt.
Evie's don't eat brokies, but whatever.
The next entry from the Dojo region says it can see in all
directions without moving its big eyes, helping it spot
attackers and food right away. Right away.
The next entry, says Yanma. Sorry, we're moving on to the
home in region now. Oh good, good of.
Course, of course, of course. Yanma is capable of seeing 360°
without having to move its eyes. It is a great flyer that is
adept at making sudden stops and turning mid air.
Making sudden stops and turning mid air.
This Pokémon uses its flying ability to quickly chase down a
targeted prey. It's all about the hunt.
It's all about the thrill of the game with Yanma.
Yeah, it's it's it's eyes are built for for hunting.
Its wings are built for hunting. I imagine it's little like
little grabbies. It's little grabby arms are
built. For hunting, honestly, the Yanma
goes for distance, it goes for speed.
It goes for, it's going, yeah, yeah.
Anything else? What else does it do?
I don't, that's all I know about it so far.
OK. I mean, we've heard a lot about
how it, like, sees its prey and how it like, chases after its
prey. How does it?
How do you think it kills its prey?
I mean with maybe with flapping those big old big old wings of
his it. Beats them down with the wings
that it sucks them dry. I mean we haven't really heard
anything about its tail. It does have like little like
spikys on its tail. Maybe it poisons them spikys.
Maybe. OK, so let's move on to the
Sinner region. There's only one in the Hoenn
region. Was it a doozy?
Its eyes can see 360° without moving its head.
It won't miss prey even though it's behind it.
Yeah, not like Corbin who always misses his prey when it's behind
him. All.
Right. All right, listen up.
I don't have prey, OK? I'm preyed upon by many, but I
don't do much praying. Wow, how blasphemous.
I know. I'm sorry.
The next entry in the center region says it can hover in one
spot by flapping its wings at high speed.
It flips about to guard its territory.
Yeah, it's got a it's hunting and it's guarding, and that's
important. You know, it's all about the
fight. It's the life is life.
Life is a fight. You know what?
Put that on a T-shirt. That is a great idea, but what
what should be on it? I mean a yama maybe?
I don't know if a yama would work.
It needs to be something smiling like a whooper.
Oh really? I was going to say something
something like a Machoke. Porsche Porsche cut this out and
then add it into the Wooper lesson.
Oh, OK, that's a good idea. Yeah, thanks.
Thanks, Porsche. OK, moving on to the Unova
region. A Unova has been throwing a
couple of entries in here. We love that.
We love that Unova. They say by flapping its wings
at high speed, it can freely fly through the air.
Even sudden stops are no problem.
I mean I can issue, I can also stop like immediately.
I'm pretty good at, I'm pretty good at stopping on my toes
here, you know? Yeah.
So I don't, I don't know if it's super like if it's that
impressive for Yanma to be able to stop.
Yeah, but you can't fly and do that.
Always. He always has to remind me that
I can't fly. He knows.
He knows how self-conscious I am about.
Not being oh, professor, you could fly.
You could fly if you want to. Yeah, go, go, go on top of the
school. You.
Could fly if you want to. Professor, I believe in you.
What does? He wait to see you think he's in
a musical. Oh, we should do a musical
lesson one time. That would be awesome.
You won't fall down, professor, because I believe in you.
Porsche would probably kill us. Yeah, Porsche might get a little
bit mad about that, but we'll think about it.
So right, right in in the poll below, you'll see it.
It'll say, do you? Would you like a musical lesson?
No, God, please don't. No, Let us know if you want to
hear these beautiful pipes. Don't put.
That in the please don't put. That please don't put.
That in Porsche do it. Do you should do it Porsche?
Portia, don't be a coward. Hey Porsche, I'm talking to you
directly right now. Do it, it would be so funny.
Portia wait, no Portia think how funny it would be it.
Would be so much work for Portia.
What to make a poll? Oh no, I bet.
I bet. The Musical.
Oh well, I mean, but like, even if this if the students want us
to do it. Oh, right.
We'll just, we'll pretend that we're going to do it.
Not OK, I like that. All right.
Yeah, every, every lesson, every lesson going forward, we'll be
like, all right. And the next one's going to be
the musical lesson and then some, some like made-up thing
will happen. Then it like like, oh, we had to
push. The musical.
Oh yeah, we couldn't do it. This.
Yes, yes, I love the plans. Yes.
Yes, Porsche cut all this out. All right, So there's no entries
from the Kalos region, there's no entries from the Ellola
region, nothing from the Gala region.
But I do have something from the Hissui region.
It says it's frail wings are so thin that one can see clear
through them. However, during flight, these
wings exhibit the power to churn air with force enough to launch
a house skyward. I'm not a house, but I did I did
launch. Yeah.
So I mean, like you were nothing.
You, you. You were nothing.
Thank you that really helping me with my self affirmations for
the day. Like in in the grand scheme of
things that Yanma can blast away with his wings, You were
nothing, Corbin. Oh, OK, let's see here.
That does it for the Sui region, but let's see here.
Anything in the Paldea region? I don't think.
I think. I think these are new.
As Jean Ma surveys its territory, it periodically stops
to hover in place by flapping its wings at high speeds.
And it can see in all directions with without moving its big
eyes, helping it spot both attackers and prey right away.
All right, we definitely did already read that one.
Yeah. Got me Paldea.
Come on Paldea, making us waste time.
I believe that does it for all of the regional entries on Yanma
I do have. I actually have a lot of unique
entries and they're a little bit weird.
Oh, let's get weird with that. Yeah, it's.
A little bit weird, so the first one is standard.
It comes to us from Ash's Pokedex.
Thank you so much, Ash. It says Yanma, the Clear wing
Pokémon. Through the use of its two large
eyes, yanma can see in all directions at once.
Yanma is capable of beating its wings at a high rate of speed,
generating a powerful shockwave strong enough to shatter glass.
So the. Boy's body.
Definitely. Wait, what?
And nothing. Oh yeah, you, I guess.
Well, it didn't shatter you. You're fine.
It shattered my soul A. Little bit What soul?
You haven't had a soul for so long.
Why do you think you're still young?
That's right, you're. What?
I'm 10. That's young.
Yeah, that's why I said that. Why do you think you're you're
still so young? Oh oh, I thought you made sound
like it wasn't true. I'm like, I am very young.
I'm a bright eyed, bushy tailed little little man.
And you know true me the next entry.
You remember people, Corbin baby Boo.
That's weird. That's little baby boy Corbin.
No, don't call me no. Baby boy, past that, we're past
that. We're pet.
No, no, no, no. You're.
Talking to a CORB you're talking to.
A Corb you. Strong, I mean.
Ice cream is pretty cool ice cream.
Yeah. Do you have some?
All right, maybe if sweet baby boy Corbin is good, he'll get
some ice cream after the lesson. There you.
Go OK. Let's So if anybody out there is
wondering if you're having trouble with kids, just give
them ice cream. That's what you're gonna do to
me. That's.
That will have no consequences whatsoever.
All right, this this next entry is where to get.
For more parenting advice. Yeah, do not take any parenting
advice from Welcome to the World of Pokémon.
We are not licensed parents. Mr. Curtis, you don't need a
license to be a parent. Oh no, there there's a.
Class you have to take parents test yet.
You had. There's a whole class you have
to take. It's like this one.
Oh, that must be a that must be a Johto thing.
Yeah, yeah. And then you have to.
Maybe my dad, maybe my real father has been off taking that
for so long. That's why he hasn't come back.
He just wants to come back and be the best daddy can.
No, your real father is is your real father is with your mother
in. The No Donnie J, The Mr. Mime is
not. I'm done.
Continue. OK, all right, I've been trying
to say this for a little bit, but this next entry is where it
gets a little bit weird because it comes from what's labeled
here as James's book. OK, OK.
All right, James, What? Comes from a book.
Let's see. Let's see what James's book is
spitting Yanma can flap its wings fast enough to generate a
shockwave capable of shattering windows.
All right, OK, kind of kind of boring James's book.
Come on, James. Like it's a book.
I feel like there should be a full page on Yanma, right?
Not just not just one sentence. So this is one that.
And this next one is kind of like where Ash's Pokedex
sometimes just talks about the attacks that a Pokémon has.
So this one is hilarious. It says two of two of Yanma's
strongest attacks are the Tackle Double Team and the Sonic Boom.
Count them two. Two tackle, double team and
Sonic Boom. My favorite?
Two love the tackle. The tackle's my favorite.
The Tackle Double Team? No no.
The for double team and the Sonic Boom.
Now we all know that double team isn't like an attack, right?
It just makes Pokémon harder to hit.
Right, right of. Course.
So I'm guessing the two attacks are tackle, which if that's one
of Yama's strongest moves, oh boy.
Oh. Oh, oh, oh, that ain't good.
And and the Sonic boom are the two moves.
All right, there's more here. I got to keep reading.
This next one comes to us from Don's Pokedex.
Oh, my baby, maybe this is the musical lesson let me tell you
about Don Oh. God, so we should do musical
lesson. Well, that's that's up to the
students. Once again, in the poll below,
you'll see if we should or should not do a musical.
We will definitely do it at $9000 a month on Patreon.
Thank you SO. Much.
There we go. Yeah, that's the next goal
anyways. Don's Pokedex, says Yanma, the
Clear Wing Pokémon. Its eyes can see a full 360°
around without moving its head. OK, nothing crazy here.
And this next one. This next one comes to us from
Giovanni's laptop. I'm sorry, you mean the master?
You mean mastermind criminal? I guess so can.
I ask why a mob boss was randomly reporting on this this
little bug type. You see, this is the thing.
It's not really a Pokedex entry. It's just, it's just a read out
from Giovanni and it could be any Giovanni honestly.
We don't know if it's Giovanni of Team Rocket fame.
Oh, right, right. Anyways, it says pokeball
contents, Yanma, it's usable moves, wing attack, quick
attack, Sonic boom, and ancient power.
I would say all of those are more powerful than tackle.
I'll say maybe a little bit. Yeah, yeah.
So, so yeah, that was, there was some weird unique entries on
Yanma, but hey, fun to learn about, right?
Hey, fun to learn about. I'm here.
For it. All right, So does anybody have
any lingering questions on Yanma?
Nope. I think we should get a class.
Statement not a question, but. I think we should get a class
Pet Yanma to keep in the corner of the class.
Why? So it can just explode our
windows every time it gets. Excited.
It's dumb. Well, we just leave the We leave
the windows open. But every time Corbin decides he
wants to bad mouth your favorite actress, Taylor Shiftree, then
she's not. She's not an actress, she's a
singer. She can't act worth a darn.
Then you can just use our our pet classroom Yanma to put
Corbin in his place, you know? At least Lady Baba can act just.
Ron Ma the the Yanma. Ron Ma, I don't think.
I don't think. His name?
Was Ron Ma. It wasn't like Ron Ha.
It was like it was Ron Ha. Yeah, Ron, Ron, ha, There you
go. Yeah, we're not.
I, I don't think we have the budget for a classroom.
Yan MO, we already have a classroom.
Hoot hoot. That's true.
And we love you, Lex.
We love you Lex Kisses. But hey, key with the key with
the. Great work Lex.
Lex, I'm so sorry about your ears earlier, but I I hope
you're doing all right. OK, so I think it's time for my
favorite portion of the lesson and that is the testing portion.
Now don't. Don't be getting ready for a pop
quiz because it's not a pop quiz.
Oh, but I wanted to put away my pokey decks and pull up my ropes
on. Laptop.
No, you don't have to, and you can shut up.
Yes, this is this is open note, open book.
So don't worry about that. Today we are doing a debate.
All right, Oh, let me remind everybody how a debate works
because I always forget. So I'm totally reminding myself.
So here are the starting rules for the debate.
So I'll give the debate topic first.
Then I'm going to let Corbin decide if he wants to go first
or second. Sounds good.
Then whichever student goes first gets to decide if they
will be for or against the topic.
All right. Perfect.
OK, All right, Sounds good. Sounds.
Good here. Here's the debate topic.
It's a little bit long. It's so there's just, there's
essentially two options here. Yanma's 360° vision is what
makes it such a successful predator, or Yanma's powerful
and versatile wings are what makes it such a successful
predator. So Corbin, would you like to go
first or would you like to go second?
I would like to go. Basically, if you say that, OK,
OK, so that means that you think you can defend either side
because now the choice of what topic they want to defend for
goes to Mr. Curtis. Mr. Curtis.
Oh, which would you like to defend?
Do you think it's 360° vision is what makes a successful
predator. Wow, that's that's.
Hard to predator. Predator or it's powerful,
versatile wings. I think I'm going to go with
wings. All right.
OK. All right, that means, Corbin,
you have to defend that it's not the wings, and it is instead the
360° vision. All right, so let me read the
rubric real quick so you know what you're doing.
You must include information we learned in class.
You must demonstrate an understanding of the Pokémon's
unique attributes and abilities. You must build argument around
proven facts about the top of Pokémon.
And finally, you must respond to at least one of the opponent's
arguments with a legitimate counter argument.
All right, so go ahead, take your time, get a get a good
debate going. I love these debates.
I can't wait to hear what you guys have to say.
All right, looks like everybody is kind of like, so now Corbin
and Mr. Curtis are like glaring at each other.
Where do you? Go there, Corbin is like
pretending like he's cutting his throat.
Just to. Curtis, it's.
You're done. They're ready for a debate.
We're excited the the air is electric.
All right, So Corbins. Corbins job was to be.
The president. What?
Whoever job was to defend the
topic that Yamas 360° vision is what makes it such a successful
predator, and Mr. Curses was Yamas powerful, versatile wings
are what makes it such a successful Pepper River.
Power, exactly. Could have said better myself.
I always come into that, the end of that sentence, with such
confidence. I.
Love it. Yanma's powerful and versatile
wings are what makes it such a successful predator.
All right. And I believe, Mr. Curtis, you
go first. So whenever you're ready, please
give us your opening statement. OK, give me just a second here.
Oh well, you already had a second to prepare.
You've had so many seconds, I get to go first in a second.
I just, I just, I just had to clear my throat.
All right, Thank you. Thank you Professor Jacob, and
thank you Corbin. I am here to tell you why
Yanma's powerful and versatile wings are what make it a peak
predator. You see the Pokedex entries
speak of its if its vision. True, but how many Pokémon have
good vision and perception? Quite a lot.
Skarmory, Patrat, Clay Doll, even our good friend Lex up
here. But how many Pokémon have wings
powerful enough to send shock waves?
How many people or how many Pokémon could topple houses or
break glass? This is what set Yanma apart.
This is why it would makes Yanma the predator the peak predator
that he is. Thank you very much.
OK. All right.
Thank you very much, Mr. Curtis. All right, Corbin, it is your
turn to provide your opening statement.
Now you also have the opportunity to respond to Mr.
Curtis's opening statement. Sure, of course, of course, of
course. All right.
So again, just to remind everybody my debate, my argument
here is that Yama's 360° vision is what makes it a successful
predator. And it's not as much, it's not
really the wings. So what we know is that in order
to successfully catch a prey, any predator has to do what it's
kind of find the prey, right. And Yama's 360 vision allows it
to maximize its sight, full view of the area, and catch prey way
more efficiently. Being mobile with the wings
helps, there's no doubt about that.
I mean they are helpful, but at the end of the day the wings are
useless if you can't find prey to begin with.
I'll even quote for my opening statement.
I'll even go ahead and whip out a Pokedex entry in the Holland
region. It states that it is quote, a
great flyer capable making sudden stops and turning mid air
to quickly chase down targeted prey.
The keyword there is targeted. There is no prey at all if it
isn't targeted first. And how is it targeted with its
360 vision? And I want to take this next
part to respond to Mr. Curtis here.
So he said, how many Pokémon have good vision?
A lot of them. A lot of them have really good
vision. But how many would you say have
360 vision, can see the full area and see what's behind it
upside down below? Clayton, I said.
Clayton. Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis.
No, this is not your time to speak.
You can do so. I'm.
So sorry, next turn. All right, how many have 360
points from you for that, from that album?
Oh that's bad. How many have 360 vision?
And also yes, how many Pokémon could topple houses and break
glass? A lot of them, Most of them,
especially Kangas Khan, who by the way, is, you know, you
angering one is the reason why we had to, you know, have a new
school built in Saffron City. Just saying.
Just throwing that out there. We had a junction.
Professor doesn't have to. Just say, I'm just saying, I'm
just saying a lot of Pokémon, Quatoppel houses and he's
interrupting a lot. So I think you should take
points off and that is my response to him.
OK, very good. Very good job, Corbin.
All right, Mr. Curtis all right now, even though you had a an
unruly outburst there? I'm sorry.
Very rude. How dare you?
The the decorum here in this debate and this and this
platform is so important. All right, but now you have an
opportunity to respond to Corbin's opening statement and
his response. No, wait, is that yes?
Opening statement and his response to my Yes, yes, OK,
yes, all right. But that's those separate.
Things. I apologize.
I apologize, OK. So, so as I said before, Clay
Doll can see in every direction, upside down, around and
everywhere. Thank you very much.
That's specifically one of the people I referenced.
OK, but to respond more to Corbin's comments, while you
need to see the prey to eat, yes, there are bug types
everywhere and Yama eats bug types.
OK, as a bug type specialist and as someone who just lives in
this environment, you can't walk to class in the morning without
running into some caterpie's you know along the way along the
trees. But even if you can't.
Even if you. Find them.
You can't eat anything without the ability to attack your prey
and without Yama's wings, they don't really have too much else
going for them, at least not according to the Pokedex.
Right, So that's my response to Corbin and then I'll I'll wrap
it up with here with my closing statement.
You see, it all comes down to the prey that Yama hunts and
that's other bug types. With Yama's shockwave inducing
wings, they don't have to be super accurate as long as they
know where the bug is. And generally shock waves are
omnidirectional. OK, They're not like a targeted,
you know, focus, pinpoint attack.
They are shock waves, OK, They can shatter the hard carapaces
of bugs just like glass. They can blow apart nests just
like the houses referenced in the pokedex.
They have no issuing, hovering up in different areas, pausing
in the air, hovering up in the trees to catch the ones that
crawl up and live in the forest. And so navigation throughout the
air is perfectly fine for them there.
And all of this is thanks to their special wings.
Thank you very much. All right.
Thank you for your closing statement.
Corbin is now a time for your closing statement.
This is not a time to respond. It is time to just to have.
Just keep your closing statement on your on your argument.
Just to reiterate what I. Kind of said before, you know,
it's important that you need to find the prey first in order to
catch it. Even if a yanma was potentially
injured and its wings were not as effective, it can still use
it's good eyesight to figure out what prey are, can climb a tree,
can kind of climb a branch and it can just jump down from
above. So there are ways it could do
it. When you have that full 360
vision, you can see so much more than pretty much let's let's
assume he's right about clay doll 99% of the other Pokémon,
but you can see so much better than so many Pokémon.
You can see in so many different directions.
So that is another another thing to keep in mind.
And the last thing I'll say is that in order to be a good
predator, I think you also need to be very good at avoiding
becoming prey yourself. Because what is an apex
predator? It doesn't really have a whole
lot of whole lot of predators itself, right?
It's at the top of the food chain.
In order to be an effective predator, Yanma must also be
able to escape. Being preyed upon in that 360
vision not only allows it to be a successful predator, it also
allows it to avoid being preyed upon, thus making it more
successful as a predator as well.
I rest my case. OK, All right.
Thank you very much. To the both of you.
Hey, great debate guys. There was, there was a really
good back and forth there, Corbin, with the some
interruptions. Yeah, a little bit of
interruptions. Mr. Curtis, I'm sure, I'm sure
he feels very bad about that. I do.
He doesn't. But yeah, you.
Guys included a lot of really good information.
Corbin, you quoted the the Helen Pokedex, which I love.
I love it when that happens. I also enjoyed that you included
that the eyes also help it avoid being preyed upon itself.
Very good. Mr. Curtis, I would have liked
you to include a little bit more on the maneuverability of that
allows the the the wings allow Yanma, I know you did mention it
like at the end there, but I really think that, you know, the
speed and you know, maneuverability are such a big
part of the wings, not just it's destructive force, cause the
destructive force is kind of like AI feel like a secondary
thing, but it's not wrong. It's.
Not wrong, it's true. It is true and I'm not here to
say who won the debate. I think I did, but it's of
course it's me. And I have to say Corbin's, you
know, escape ability from other predators.
That's, you know, 100%. Yeah.
The wings. Thank you very much.
Escaping predators. Come on.
Well, here's the thing here. Here's the thing I think sounds
like he's still debating this is.
Well, this is this. Isn't graded.
It seems like it's a little bit unfair because I think it's a
combination of the 360° vision and the versatile wings that
allow that in in in general allow Yanma to be such a
powerful predator. So it's a little bit unfair and
you know, the same thing. It's it's eyes and its wings are
both an important component to it being able to escape
predators. But I'm going to give you guys
full marks. I like this debate, so good job
makes it makes it easy to to grade.
I can't really see a reason to not give you full Marks and I
trust me. I look for them.
I really do. Yes, you.
Are fair but equitable. Grade.
Equitable grader. I'm sorry, Did you have a shark?
Well, I was going. To say play the music I was.
Going to say play the music, it said.
He tripped over his tongue when he was saying that.
His face hit the floor. I would not.
Sorry, I would not. Yeah, I would.
No. No music there.
No music Porsche, No music. No music in.
Fact edit in a fart noise please.
I'm so I'm so sorry, Porsche. Please don't do the fart noise.
Give me a Porsche. Give him the fart noise he
deserves. It but that's gonna do it.
OK, everybody settle down. Play the off key, fair,
inequitable. I'll take it, I'll take it.
Let's hear the off key. Very.
While you're at it, let's hear the kazoo.
Very equitable music. OK, man, that was fun, right?
Hey, we have fun here in this classroom.
We have fun. We do.
We have fun. But that's going to do it.
For today's lesson on Yon Ma, does anybody know who we're
learning about next week? Yon mega no.
I am happy to know that. That you are are aware that yon
mega evolves from Yon ma, but that's not what we're learning
about. Do you have a decision right?
It's a good one. I I.
Mean I think all Pokémon are. Good ones, but whatever, that's
cool. It's what we we talked about.
Recently, in a previous lesson that is true.
Is it? Is it?
Well, kind of. Yes, we are learning.
About whooper next week so yeah, so get ready for.
That have a little. Bit of a surprise planned for
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Nothing crazy. No way.
Nobody getting too excited. It's not that crazy.
I'm excited. Dang it.
Oh God. What have I done?
I'm thrilled. I'm always excited for this
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It's not.
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There's a ton of stuff on the Patreon.
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Why did you? Why do you?
Why? Why are you like this?
I don't know, I just like to use.
Are you on your medication? Time to take you.
No, we got. To go take him to.
Roslyn. He's not on any medication.
That's the problem. He's just all beat up from when
he got. Smashed against the wall.
We got to take him to go see Roslyn.
Now. Come on.
Come on, Corbin. No, I don't.
I'm. I'm going to go.
See you again. It is bleeding again, you're
right, yeah. Yeah, come on, let's go.