Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here in the
classroom. Today is of course, my wonderful
teaching assistant, mr. Curtis mr.
Curtis, if you could, please say hello to everybody.
Hello there. Everybody fun.
I like no. No, go ahead, mr.
Curtis teaching. I'll sister.
Yeah. You know, I like, I like this
voice more than his actual voice.
Oh, Professor. I take it all back immediately.
Actually, you know, I will never not use his voice.
Never will. Hold on.
That was it? That was a triple negative.
Never not. I'll never not use this one
again. Anybody new that's listening.
I'm so sorry. Yes, if you're a new student
thank you so much for attending. I would suggest you shut up to
the other lessons, you can probably skip Bulbasaur and
Venusaur. And and I be so we were, we were
really, you know, finding our footing with this new recording
software. But but you know after that it
gets pretty good, gets it gets very good.
Well, the teaching skills, not the vegetable it's acceptable I
see I was right, students in class could be too.
More to be desired. I know.
Nobody acknowledge mr. Curtis until he talks normally.
Okay, no problem. The curriculum has changed a lot
over the last couple of years, but you know what?
I'm happy. I'm happy where we're at.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's been a couple of
years. We're still, you know, we're not
even halfway through the class yet, but we'll get back.
Okay, we've got to be close. I'll be like, at least Eleven by
the time we finish this. Yeah.
And by the way, this this wonderful young boy's voice that
you're hearing. Is, of course, our trainer and
training Corbin. Hey, what's up here?
Buzzer. Papa Kevin says, it puts up a
pick, a puppet that I see I see. I was wrong.
You know, beatboxing is just wrapping without real words.
Okay, okay. Okay.
That's it. That's it.
We're done. What?
Why why you can't do it? You're can't do.
You're getting too close? You can't do that.
You know, that's against the law.
I can't do that, too. Like I said, low heat.
Boxing is just wrapping without real words.
If you're just that version of wrapping, you're just making up.
Stuff you just making up stuff for me.
Not Tom. Do you know what you want to
have fun in this class which will need to express myself?
Did you know? This is what you talking about
the most fun you can do in this class is be quiet.
Listened to Professor talk? We talking.
I disagree. I agree.
That's what I think is teaching assistant.
I have to agree with the as the teaching assistant.
There is a giant smooch mark on his butt, where you kiss it
every day. That's what never.
Yes. Never I washed his clothes every
day. Speaking as someone who in very
much enjoys the sound of his own voice.
I like I can, you know, it takes one to know, one Corbin and I
think you and I have a lot in common.
Really? Yes.
In the fact that you enjoy listening to the sound of your
own voice. So true.
That's not. You know, what else is, Corbin
glass houses. Okay.
All right, you're not wrong. All right, so before we get
started on today's lesson in List.
I have a few emails here that I would like to read that command.
Virtual student? Oh God.
We are so popular. Well I mean I just think that,
you know, your excellent work in class.
Here is inspiring are thousands upon millions of virtual
students. That's I think you're stretching
those numbers a bit submit, you don't know submit, you know,
they're extra credit work because they see how how much
effort you guys are putting in here in classroom and they want
to be a part of that effort. So this first email comes to us
from Anya. It says Dear Professor.
Jacob, I would first like to congratulate you on the
Monumental success of your class.
Thank you, I pray. It has a Monumental.
There is a few statues in my honor.
I'm sure as an online student, I submitted this essay on
Kangaskhan hoping that it will be useful to you in the near
future. I apologize if it is too long
and can be shortened if necessary.
Unnecessary, we will absolutely read it in its entirety.
I think this is the first time Somebody has sent us an essay on
time like, you know, that true. I feel like there's been at
least one. What we get one from Arcanine
that was on time or do. We read that a lesson after
hours? I know.
But yes this this essay arrived perfectly in time for this
lesson on on Kangaskhan we're just a reminder you do want to
send it out a couple weeks in advance?
Yes, yes it is true. Yes.
So I can be prepared to include it in In my syllabus, my lesson
planning for that, for that class, but will read it later,
right? Are we gonna release it later?
So, we are going to read the this essay.
We're going to wait until the end of class ones, all the other
students have sweet learned. Everything there is to learn
about Kangaskhan. I believe I'm going to have
Corbin read this one. I would love to read, Anna.
Yeah, we go. Yes, email, how you pronounce
it? Shuffling.
Oh, yeah, Anya on a yeah, Hannah, Yeah, Anna.
Yeah, yeah. That's on.
Yeah, are you talking about Anna?
Yeah Anna. Oh yeah, yeah Anya, thank you so
much for this essay. Of course she will be getting a
gold star and extra credit. Yes mr.
Curtis. If you could please put the gold
star by on his name on the right.
The right board over here that right there.
Good job. I'm going to pin it right here
on the wall next to the other pictures.
We have great. Great.
Thank you very much. The next email comes to us from
Michael. It says, I'm actually surprised
that it's been almost two years since I started listening to,
from the Spiro lesson. That's some dedication.
All, that's a lot of, that's a lot of dedication.
That is, well, I think, I think they're saying that we have
dedication. I think they were praising
themselves. Well, it's well, it says that's
some dedication comma. Almost never failing to have one
class every week for two years at this point and still not
quite at the end of the Kanto region.
Imagine showing up in person. Now, that's it.
Awesome. Yeah, yeah, tell me about it.
Imagine showing up in person and then talking for nearly an hour
every week. Oh my God, I can't think of
anything else I'd want to do, to be honest.
I'll thank you mister curse. The email goes on from.
Michael goes on to say. I have a question though.
What happened to the unsourced uncredited article section?
I haven't heard about them in a while, well, so I thought it
would be more interesting to open that section up to Virtual
students for them to have the The opportunity to write essays
or my own students to write essays and and honestly a lot of
the on Source under creditor uncredited articles kind of
repeated the exact same things that we read in the Pokédex
entry. So I don't think I know I don't
think it was the best use of our time.
So that's that's why we have been doing a little repetitive.
Also they stop getting sent to me.
I don't know who is sending them to me and they kept showing up
to me and weird forms, like, you know, under my bed, in my
breakfast, you know, So cut out letters Lee.
I'm glad that that stopped because it was, it was getting
to be unsettling unnerving. If you will.
They go on to say speaking of unsourced uncredited articles, I
wrote one about Kangaskhan should be attached somewhere in
this email. I also Drew up, Drew up, this
drawing here. I was listening to this.
I Douglas and I always really listen to all the lessons.
Robin take take notes here, you should.
You think what I'm here in person?
Don't need to read. Listen.
Wow, that was tending to my plants when this picture came up
in my mind. So, I decided to drive, well,
and they have sent us how I see it.
Wonderful drunk. Yes, here here, take it.
Take a lot of. That is really pretty.
You know what describe it Corbin?
Well, well, well for those listening will be posting this
on our Twitter but you got it is off at a WWII Pokémon.
Yes, wo Pokemon on Twitter. So let me tell you about this
drawing. It's very nice.
I think this is in pencil and okay, so you have a sign of
here. Thanks for telling us the
medium. Yes.
So I'm going to Assume that this is Peri Peri.
The Psyduck are the side of that.
I write into school with every day in my bike, our school, our
school counselor. Yes.
So we have a, we have a set of here.
I assume is Perry watering some plants, a little pale.
And then on the other side of this little Gardens Little
Flower Bed, there is a Bulbasaur flowerbed, who's tending to the
plants. Now, next to him there's a hop
hip kind of watching and hanging out.
There's a little tiny little Dugtrio sitting there next to
the flower. Bed is a couple Caterpie and
there's an audit Just next to the Psyduck and it's a very good
drawing. I'm not gonna lie, excellently
done. This is very good.
Can you put this on the board and give us a gold star, mr.
Curtis yes. Yeah, Curtis Curtis.
Thank you so much. Yes, excellent job.
Michael. It was, it's a beautiful drawing
again. Any students at home, listening,
if you would like extra credit, please please send it to us by
our Gengar mail, which is W wo Pokemon at gmail.com or tweet
it. Or you could also send to us on
On Twitter. Yeah, that's another perfectly
good place to spend it. Trying to get a collage now of
art. I love it.
Yeah, so yes. Michael also included an essay
on Kangaskhan which mr. Curtis I will have you read at
the end of the lesson, of course, of course, I will.
Okay. Do Michaels no to service great
I've ever feeling you will but we'll see probably.
Um, all right. I think it's time to move on and
actually start talking. About the Pokémon that we're
here to talk about. You should all know who it is.
I've already said it multiple times from these emails.
So if you could please just just real quick.
Tell me what Pokemon were learning about Kangaskhan.
Yes. Thank you.
Thank you, actually. We're learning about the CID
you. I really calm down.
Yes, we're learning about Kangaskhan, which is as I
mentioned last week is the parent Pokemon.
Has anybody seen A Kangaskhan much like Tango.
These are very rare Pokémon. Um, I've actually never seen one
before. These are kind of rare to,
right? Yeah, that's yeah, that's why I
said there are. Okay.
Who's that? Mister star just our previous
sessions of class. Okay.
Yes, of course, of course. All right.
So I have one here with me today, we're gonna take a look
at it. Whoa.
Oh okay, he's much bigger than I thought, he'd be.
She actually said she, oh um, did you how do you know that but
you check well because there are no male Kangaskhan sir.
Oh okay, wow. Kangas cons are female.
Yep men suck. Am I right?
Ladies. Oh wow, nice high five I didn't
I didn't know. Kangaskhan is really knew how to
get my violin. Yeah.
I mean what can I say? Oh, and can you stop?
What do you have there? What do you have there Kings?
Huh? Baby.
Do you see the bit mr. Chris, look at the baby.
The baby. Oh my God.
He's so tiny look, just like a little bit like Cubone like just
a little bit. Just a little bit.
Yeah. Like not just like enough to
come up with some weird theories about about the, you know, Kubo
and and and Kangaskhan and and their relation.
I'm not hearing a word you're saying, okay.
Look at this bit. Oh my goodness.
Oh, she's a little cutie to is a very Mighty woman.
Oh my God. Yeah.
Oh my goodness, scribe, this the powerful woman that is
Kangaskhan. Yes, we love a strong female, so
she's very tall and like, completely Brown, kind of played
it a little bit, got a cream belly with a pouch, which has
her little baby in it. And then he do, don't touch the
baby. I won't.
And then she's got a long tail. Three claws.
Hardly anyone had what hard bony forehead?
True. I got ya.
Okay. Anyway, so, yeah, you know.
Yeah, dark. It's like a like it even darker
brown, or would you Curtis? I was little talking.
Just now that was a little bit. Rude chance to describe him at
all. It's a girl, if you refer to
this thing as a boy, at any point them, I'm done ice.
I'm dying. I said them.
Okay. Did sound like, you know, you
did say him, I heard it nice. Listen also has two horns on
either side of its head and then three claws on each foot and
hand. I am 90% sure, those are ears
and not horns. They look like horns to me, I'm
sorry. They're all curved in like ears.
They all they look hard. Like horns, what good would
those Hornsby? What?
Good with those ears be to hear. Things total horned, things, I'm
gonna have to side with the I'm so shocked to hear this.
They I do think they are ears. All right.
Well, I mean, in this Democratic, okay?
It's not a democracy. When the the deciding factor
literally is obsessed with you and worships you.
Well, I mean, you gotta have Charisma classrooms.
Aren't democracies. Anyway, it's the professor's
call my God. Why don't you just lick his spit
off the ground to Curtis? I mean, God.
Oh, you have no idea. Please let my spit would never
reach the ground with mr. Curtis here, I catch every
droplet with the tissue. Know it goes in the tissue.
Thank you. There's no licking, but it goes
into tissue. All right, so the excellent
description on on Kangaskhan. I think we need to get going.
So I'm gonna go ahead and put Kangaskhan back.
Whoa, we got a baby on the loose.
Oh, no. Oh, And out.
Oh man, could control your child's.
What was nice of her to you know not to run through the door
which obviously there's no door there because Chauncey burst it
down a couple weeks ago but I can't believe William Shire
hasn't fixed it yet. Maybe he's mad that I haven't
been showing up to band practice.
All right. I think a well, hopefully Kings
Kong will come back. I don't really have time to go
out and capture her again, but hopefully she'll come back when
she has a reclaimed her child. Hopefully, hopefully, let's
start reading these Pokedex entries.
I mean, that's what we're here, right?
Yes. Alright, the first entry that
comes to us from the Kanto region says the infant rarely
Ventures out of its mother's protective pouch until it is
three years old. Oh, maybe that's how old the
this tank is gone. The infant was maybe even today
was his birthday and then I didn't get him a cake.
Oh, didn't get her a cake because again, I'll Kangas
you're not a good professor. Well, I'm a great Professor.
I'm a terrible parent. Pokemon.
You're a parent. Oh, you're wonderful Pokemon
owner. No, no.
Can't think of all my Pokémon as children.
I'm just terrible at being a parent.
Oh, okay. Nice, the next entry says
raises, its young in its belly pouch won't run from any fight
to keep its young protected. Oh nothing yet.
You know, you would think you would think if the baby is in
the pouch, the easiest way to keep the baby protected would be
to run away from fights and take the baby.
Well, it's saying that if it is in a fight in which it is
protecting its young, not necessarily, if the young is in
its pouch or not, it will never run from that fight.
Hold on, hold on, can't Kangaskhan please, raise your
hand. Oh, hold on and raised.
Yes, Corbin can't Kangaskhan learned body slam.
It's kind of a its kind of not effective to save your kid.
If your belly slamming with your In the pouch.
I'm sure I'm sure the infant is used to it this point, I mean
and your goodness more, if I get some it's more various, I'm
shaky baby syndrome there. It's all I'm saying, it's more
of a hip check and then than about yeah.
More than there's more to the body than the tummy Corbin.
Okay. All right.
We need that on a t-shirt to. There's this inspirational
quotes from The Professor. There's More to the body than
the time you have that on a t-shirt just a Pokeball symbol
than just there's more to the body than the tummy and anybody
who sees it. It's like What on earth does
that have to do with Pokemon? I honestly think we have about
30 solid shirt ideas right now. Yeah.
And they all have to be in our class colors.
Yes. What was it?
Dark red and classic red? No, no classic.
Red and slightly darker. Red slightly.
Darker red. Yes.
Well those of you students at home, who have forgotten Our
class colors are they are of course.
Classic red and slightly darker red.
Yeah. So please you know the show your
support by wearing the chlorine those colors.
Yes. Yes.
Very slightly just like a few Shades Darker.
Yeah. Alright, the next entry from the
Kanto region says, the female raises that young and its belly
pouch for around three years, the youngest taken out once it
learns to find food. Hmm.
Okay. Maybe you found some food, just
now. Oh maybe.
But mean then, I guess the Kangaskhan has to understand.
We don't leave. We don't leave food around in
this school. Paul do I don't I mean, I didn't
you like leave coffee out for like, like a month you had
coffee out for like six weeks, mr.
Curtis, that's Professor fuel. That's not high octane.
Professor fuel. That's right.
All right. Moving on to the Johto region.
If it is safe. Young gets out of the belly
pouch to play the adult. Keeps a close eye on the
youngster. Well maybe it felt safe around
us. That's good.
She's a little bit of a helicopter Mom though.
Well, I mean that's kind of that that might as well be the
category for Kangaskhan. Instead of parent Pokemon.
I should be the helicopter Pokemon facts because they have
been known to fly helicopters to oh that's funny.
No I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
That's not. It's not that I can't, I can't
lie about poke these online. Please don't lie.
You're gonna confuse so many students at home.
I know, I know, I'm sorry. And we're so this is a
classroom, only the facts from only knowledge.
Okay, no fake news here. Goofs no more laughs just facts
that's going on t-shirt, stop it with the t-shirts, sorry, sorry
to protect its young. It will never give up during
battle no matter how badly wounded it is.
Wow! Fight to the death.
It will again Incredibles. Right to avoid.
Crushing the baby, it carries in its path.
Ouch. It always sleeps standing up
what? But only use body slam.
Again, there's more to the body than the belly.
All right, moving on to the Hoenn region.
Hmm. If you come across a young king
is gone playing by itself, you must never disturb it or attempt
to catch it. The baby Pokemons parent is sure
to be in the area and it will become violently enraged at you.
Yeah, don't do that and that moon pie.
Yeah, and sit on you. So, you know, this is some
excellent piece of advice for any student.
Any any any young Pokémon trainer going out there into the
world for their first assignment into the world of Pokemon pause
for effect. Oh, thank you to, you know, just
just become a trainer. If you see a baby Kangaskhan,
don't touch that big. Ronnie turn around known leave.
Yes, you know, most mostly let me tell you this most.
Most Pokémon are pretty protective.
So if you just see a baby Pokemon in general run in the
while, it's not it's not good idea to mess.
It's not less is a Sly Sudowoodo, do not care.
Yeah, they don't care at all. Yeah, they'd really bad parents.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. On a like, if I was to talk on a
parenting scale from one to ten suited would 0 would be 0.
Yeah. Like it's like it's basically
the Corbin's dad of Pokemon parents.
It just doesn't. It's just gone.
Wow. I felt bad after that one.
Yeah. Me too.
I still feel bad about it. Alright, the next entry here
moving to a different topic. Says the female raises this
Offspring and it's been in a pouch on its belly it is skilled
at attacking using Comet punch, very nice.
Okay? Yes good.
It's gonna punch you good. Mom loves to hit people that
attack. It's baby right?
Right right. Right right.
Okay, that does it for the Hoenn region?
I'm moving on to the center region.
The first entry here says it raises, its Offspring in its
belly pouch. It lets the baby out to play
only when it feels safe. Now, I don't know if that means
if that's when the baby feel safe or if that's when the
Kangaskhan feel safe, when the mom when it lets them baby, it's
saying it. As in the mom, when the mom lets
the baby out to play only one, it feel safe.
So just now that it mean that the baby necessarily felt safe.
He just wanted to play in or just run around and the mom.
Mom didn't let him out. He kind of jumped out in his
own, of course, we all saw she she yes, yes, sir, she all
again. All Kangaskhan are female.
Yes, Yes, of course. And we know it's confusing
because, because a lot of these entries here, say the female
raises its Offspring as if there is a male version of Kangaskhan
can have those dirty men. Nope, don't exist.
Not in the world of Kangaskhan. Nope.
Alright. I think that does it for the
center region. Only one entry there.
Nothing new from the Anova region.
Nothing new from the Kalos region.
Now, this is gonna get to the point where, like, I just skip
over the Kalos region and I do Don't even read it and it's
going to have a new entry and I'm gonna miss it probably.
Although we do have entries from the Aloha region.
The first one says Kangas cons, maternal love is so deep that it
will Brave death to protect its Offspring.
Mmm. So deep, yeah, which I mean, I
guess but like you know what? Yeah that that tracks I was
gonna say crack, would it be better to have a dead mom or
could be dead yourself? But I think yeah, having a dead
mom would be better than being dead yourself.
Why don't you ask a Cubone? Hmm.
Who Ruff? I will I'll go ask to be named
Cubone we did Calvin. How the next entry here?
Says the child in its pouch leaves home after roughly three
years. Is that is the only time the
mother is heard to cry wildly, man, she's wildin out.
No female woman. No man.
You know, these women to get emotional.
Wow, can we really be trusting them with our baby?
Kangaskhan? I mean, like, who else is gonna
do it the male's? They're all gone, right?
Can't can't can't live with em. Can't live without em.
All right, emotional mothers.
Next entry, next entry here, says Kangaskhan protects its
Child by keeping it in its pouch, it has zero forgiveness
for those who harm a child and we'll beat them down.
Wow, nice. That's the, I love it.
When they say, beat them down. I assume they mean the person
who try to harm its child and not the child itself.
Yeah, well be the chart or it'll beat box pussy.
Goren you got you got me for a second.
I was interested to see where you were going with that but now
you can't you're my kid doesn't know.
Alright, the next entry here says you shouldn't get close to
the child when it's playing outside and playing outside, its
mother's pouch. Its mother is always nearby
watching over it. That makes yeah.
Usually it's the I mean we were pretty much already we yeah, we
knew that moving on to the gala region.
The first century says although it's carrying its baby in a
pouch on its belly. Kangaskhan is Swift on its feet
it intimidates its opponents with quick Jabs who booted you
can't hey hey no no you I can't do it either.
This next entry is very interesting.
It's not really you know scientific but it's a fun story.
There are records of a lost human child being raised by a
child less Kangaskhan. Hmm it says there are records so
it could be true, it happened. Yeah.
Remember I remember seeing on Channel 7, News views?
I don't think a three-year-old human nose, you know.
To leave home. The Kangaskhan just like throws
the three-year-old baby out of its pouch.
All right. All right.
You're 30, you're good. Why can't you find food yet?
Idiot. Oh, you need to be changed
moron. That does a very astute point
there, mr. Curtis.
All right, I have one more Regional entry.
It comes to us from the lentil region.
Please please please please. I'm sorry.
Where is this place? You know, it's a several islands
and barely uninhabited. I just, I don't know, I just
don't think it's right. I just feel like you're making
it up every time. Well, what made?
Hey, maybe one day we'll go there.
We do have to go on a field trip here at some point.
Oh man. Yeah we do.
All right, this entry here says Kangaskhan raises its young in
the pouch of its belly. It'll threaten anyone who gets
too close, but only out of a desire to protect its young.
It's actually a very kind Pokémon, oh, that's good.
I mean, was very kind of us just now.
Yeah, I mean it was fairly nice until it's, you know, it's a
little baby jumped out of its Pals and ran away.
Well, yeah, more pain. I can't blame.
It wasn't like a million. Just panicked.
I can she's take care of your kid, blows.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't be careful with that.
Watch it. Say that.
You never know, she could be running by.
Yeah, you can't do not do not criticize how a mother takes
care of their come on, man. Someone knocked out.
All right, I have some unique Pokedex entries here.
This first one comes to us from ashes Pokédex and it's extremely
long. Hmm, hit me.
Hmm. Kangaskhan, apparent Pokemon,
once approaching Extinction they are now protected by law and
inhabit, the Safari Zone. We've all been to the Safari
Zone, right? Wait.
Have we? I have not that I have not went,
I have not been there. That could be an excellent field
trip opportunity, that's one for the books.
That's what. Hey, well maybe I'll talk to the
the principal about that. Anyways, it's there now
protected by law and inhabit. The Safari Zone approach with
Extreme Caution, the Kangaskhan is a rare Pokémon which raises
its child in its pocket. They will attack a viciously and
without warning if they feel their young are threatened in
any way. Yep.
Yeah. That tracks tracks.
The next one comes to us from Rotom Pokédex.
I don't know. It's I guess somebody has a
Rotom Pokédex and it says, weird things.
Okay, Kangaskhan the parent Pokemon.
A normal-type. Kangaskhan carry is a little
one. In the pouch on its belly and
will protect it at all costs. Okay.
I didn't realize it was a normal type.
Yeah, it what type did you think it was flying or something?
Maybe ghost. Crying or something stupid like
that or I honestly grounder ghost Rock, okay ground, yes
Rock maybe ghosts. Sure why just look at goes.
Okay, very solid. It does move the room a lot when
it walks. Yeah.
Yes. No.
It's a, it's a normal type. It can be scary, like, a ghost,
or maybe fighting type because it punches real hard.
Oh sorry. Okay.
So that does it for all of the The entries on Kangaskhan.
However, there is another form of Kangaskhan, what?
Yes, there is a Mega Kangaskhan, I can Mega Evolve.
Oh, you said it could evolve? Well, it can Mega Evolve and,
you know, true evolution is kind of.
Well, although the excellent memory from last week's lesson
Corbin, can I just say thank you.
Yeah, thank you anyway. So here are the entry is on
Mega, Kangaskhan, it comes to us from the Lola region.
The first one says Mega Kangaskhan strength derives from
the mother's happiness, about her child's growth.
Watching it grow up, keeps her spirits high.
Oh, my God. Guess I should explain.
So amazing. So normally we've talked about
Mega Evolution before, normally when a Pokémon mega evolves its
form, you know, drastically changes Kangas gone.
Not so much. Basically, like all of the
energy goes into the the baby and it like, grows up super
quick, okay. Is that what just happened?
It just evolved into a Mega Kangaskhan hot.
Well, no, I think we're still a bait.
I think the Kangaskhan that we saw it was still a baby just
wanted to play, right? Yeah, exactly.
And then the baby like jumps out Of the about how he has and it
helps the Kangaskhan fight gotcha.
Okay, the next entry here says, thanks to Mega Evolution, it's
child grows, but as the child is good, only at fighting and
nothing else. Its mother feels uneasy about
its future psychological. Oh, that's dangerous.
I know, little fighter on your hands will Troublemaker grew
grew too fast. Didn't learn.
All the mothers in skills, the mothering.
Is skills. Huh?
That's true. That's true.
How's it going to take care of its own baby?
When it eventually has a baby exactly all its gonna do is how
to fight and only knows how to punch and kick, right?
The next entry says the explosive energy.
The child is bathed in causes temporary growth.
The mother is beside herself with worry about it man, I wish
I was exposed to explosive energy to cause me to grow
because like I feel like I've just been the same size for so
long. I mean, you are pretty short.
What are you? 4 foot 8.
Some I thought yeah I'm pretty pretty small pretty spindly.
Yeah. Explosive growth hormones or not
you know all their chopped up to be.
I'm sorry what? An explosive explosive.
Growth hormones are not these fall asleep again.
Professor wake him up. It's just repeating things.
He's I would I would never fall asleep in class.
Are you talking about slurred speech?
I don't know. That means he's fighting it.
He's fighting. NG the the sleepiness.
Alright. The next entry says, when the
mother sees the back of her Mega Evolve child, it makes her think
of the day when her child will effectively leave her.
Wow. That's Darkman cheese.
The first entry here, literally says watching it grew up.
Keeps her spirits high and now it's talking about it.
She's beside herself with worry. She's conflicted.
She's like I'm happy to see it grow up.
I like, oh man. Now it's going to go off to
college and so I could talk to me and it can only fight.
So it's not going to do well in college.
It did talk about how much it cries when the baby leaves
though? Earlier, that is excellent
memory. This occurs, you know what?
Gold star? Oh, you're kidding.
You're kidding me. You're Kiddin me.
You Kiddin me. I've said things that are smart
too. Ha ha Corbin you jealous of this
gold. I see right here.
It's almost not fair it. What where's mine at?
Some gold stars. A minor burn one when you earn
one you will get one. Oh my okay.
Alright, the last entry here on Mega Kangaskhan says it's child
has grown rapidly. Lee thanks to the energy of Mega
Evolution mother and child show their harmonious teamwork.
In battle, Love It song and dance together mother and son
mother and daughter. I'm sorry.
Excuse mother and daughter. Sorry you did say mother and son
there didn't you at least I'm not gonna call it a sweet.
Boy. Like you call every Pokémon
Curtis, it's sweet Bowie. Okay, it's not boy with the
white, a gender-neutral term boys.
Sorry. Sorry.
Boy bad. Okay, so that does it.
On all the Pokedex entries on Kangaskhan.
So instead of having my students do a, you know, and testing
portion of the class, I'm actually going to have them read
the essays that that we have received this week.
Yes, Corbin. If you could, please start off
by reading US oniy. Auto, ye honest.
I knew y'all on E. Yeah.
Alright. Alright.
This is Anya's. Essay on Kangaskhan.
The parent Pokemon Kangaskhan is a tall bipedal Pokemon standing
it over just over two meters. It has a leathery brown high
that ends abruptly on the top of its head giving way to a rounded
black plate. Protecting the skull underneath
rigid ears, do not seem to play much of a role in the day-to-day
life but my foot forward to show slight shifts in a motion.
Oh, so it is ears. Well, I mean, you didn't believe
the professor when he told well. Okay, now this is another verify
the source in the Pokédex. Okay.
The poker. It doesn't mention anything
about continuing downward slide in Maroon eyes with white Iris
has faced directly forward. Suggesting this Pokemon either
hunts or scavenges, for its food, a short wide snout of the,
a firm and shinned brown color, and xeni, hooked, upper jaw
flaunting, to large canines, a protrude from the back of its
mouth. It cream-colored belly host.
The pouch that Kangaskhan is most famous for where the child
gingerly placed with a child is gingerly placed inside will
spend the majority of its infancy.
A stocky arms and legs gilded with even thicker armor.
Allow this Pokemon to plow into victims without much thought for
the injuries, they would otherwise sustained.
Three large claws. Adorn, its hands and feet
respectively, built for both digging and Close Quarters.
Combat residing inside the pouch of its mother.
The baby Kangaskhan is much like its parent in stature but Sports
a soft, purple hide and closet, her a little bit more than a
little more than Nubs a wide black skull plate is currently
its greatest And a defense. And in case of danger, the small
Pokemon will Shuffle down into the pouch, leaving only its hard
head exposed. That's kind of cute.
Kangaskhan is incredibly protective of its young and
we'll never in bold back down from a fight.
If something is endangering it, the mother will defend her baby
until her last breath. And many brutalized, Kangaskhan
carcasses have been found in grasslands savannas and plane
this sparked. A Syndicate called Kangas.
Mom's a group of young scientists that work to find
felled, Kangaskhan and safely, remove the child from its pouch
Allowing them to grow up safely in captivity, until they can be
released into the wild. Wow.
It's I did some work with Kangas, Mom.
Okay. Kangas moms at school.
Yeah. You know, you know, for my, for
my thesis. Yeah.
For my, for my community, as ours.
In in college, I did some work with.
Can't I feel like you're making all this up is a lot of arms?
No. No, it's completely true.
I I've seen his pillow to not even have a Kangas mom's
t-shirt. Wow, okay.
Alright, nice. See it's got Pouch on it so you
can put dresses. Yeah I put I put you know like I
just put my hands in there when they get cold.
Okay, that's cool. I don't care when not defending
its child. Kangaskhan is gentle and
nurturing by Nature. Many have been hired as nannies
as young children love to play with the large Pokemon and crawl
about in its pouch. They are also known for
occasionally raising other species young as their own
including humans. Kangaskhan are rare due to
extreme over hunting for their armor.
Warnings have been Unissued among most regions to stay away
from this Pokemon. So if you come across a young
king is calm playing by itself, never try to catch it.
The parent is sure to be up in the area and it will be you
added that. Why did I end up in there?
I'm so sorry. The parent is sure.
Toby that are apparent is all up in that area.
The parent is sure to be in the area and will become violently
in Rage. Although many see this Pokemon
as a brutal fighter or Defender. When their child Ventures off to
go on their own, whales from the mother can be heard many miles
away. That was a good.
Say very well rating Corbin and incredible.
Sa very nice on a a course, get. Let me, let me just say
presentation was great there to corporate.
I appreciate that. You thank you glad to help out
so yes, you got a gold star. Anya, excellent, work.
And I got one for you. Right here.
All right, mr. Curtis is your turn to read a
Michaels, okay. All right, let me get a hold on
one second. Oh my God.
Maple syrup a little shot of energy.
Now hopefully I can present in such a great way.
Like Corbin did. I could do Michael proud here,
Kangaskhan? No no no no, no, no, no, no, I'm
not. But okay, okay.
All right, let me, let me try again.
Kangaskhan. Totally.
Not, just a brown. Need a queen.
It is brown bipedal. I'm sorry.
Hold on, starting off. Strong the beginning again or
no. No, I got this.
I got a reoriented. Here we go.
Alright. Kangaskhan.
Totally, not just around it. A queen.
It is a brown bipedal Pokemon, which Bears resemblance to
Nidoqueen. It has red eyes.
Round snout to fangs on the top of its mouth cream.
Colored ears ears as well Corbin.
Thank you. All right.
Get the confirmation and a black plate.
On the top of his head. Looks like armor can
parentheses. It has several spikes on its
back which becomes smaller as they reach the tail.
There are three white claws on both of its hands and feet.
Most of that except the coloring is similar to need a queen.
I must say true, huh? Sure.
But the main distinction would be its belly on its cream,
bellies. A pouch of the same color which
is home to its young, NG 1 which is also a Kangaskhan.
The young king is gone is purple.
Much smaller has completely black round eyes and appears to
have small horns. Okay.
Well now they say that the Kangaskhan has whore.
The Kangaskhan kid has horns, we have a contradiction here.
I think those are still ears but just kind of look more like
horns. Yeah.
Okay can't you can't get. Yes, Kangas cons similarities
with Nidoqueen don't end there. Their personalities are also
very similar. They are both very protective of
their young, it will not run from a fight.
Instead it keep it will keep on going even if it will cost the
Kings gone, its life, it gets very angry and rage at anything.
It seems to be able to harm its child.
It seems to be able to learn this trouble.
Now you read that right? It is it.
Well you know sometimes I just can't read so we know we know
what is very quick and intimidates.
Those with Jabs, it will only let its child out of the pouch.
When it's safe. When it sleeps, it keeps the
young one in its pouch and it sleeps while standing up after
three years. It will let its young one go and
the mother Kangaskhan will start bawling really loud awful.
So sad can use condoms capable of mega evolving when it mega
evolves, it doesn't change at all.
Instead, it's young one is the one that changes quite similar
to make a slow burrow where only the shoulder on its tail
changes. Mmm, mmm.
That I like that. Okay, know it now looks more
like its mother. With those rough bits on it,
same colored eyes ears and pretty much all the same
features as its mother during Mega Evolution.
The child, temporarily grows up quite and hops out of its
mother's pouch, it then joins its mother and battle showing
excellent. Teamwork, the unone is only good
at fighting. The king is gone.
Feels uneasy about its child's future, don't we?
All excellent. I say, Michael Carrick, your
comparisons to other Pokemon. We've learned about our were
very, very good and very informative.
I love you. That's what?
That's a very good way to look at Pokémon.
So excellent. You get extra credit and you
also get a gold star. You'll stare.
Everyone's got one today, but me, maybe 10.
Well, hold on. Professor here.
You can have I'll give you my gold star Professor.
You know what, I don't need one. Give it to Corbin.
Oh no, that's okay. I'll stick it.
Stick it back. Yeah, that's probably it.
Probably for the best. Yeah, thank you.
Thank you so much, Anya. And thank you, Michael, for
submitting your essays. If there are any other virtual
students at home who would like to submit essays for upcoming
Pokémon, please do so again, you can send it to our Gmail are
Gengar mail account, which is W wo Pokemon at gmail.com.
I do request you send them in several weeks before.
Yes. We actually talked about that
Pokémon. On it just helps me with my
lesson planning and it will increase the odds of it getting
included in the lesson, but thank you so much.
That's going to do it on today's lesson.
Wait, do you feel bad? What?
Oh, there's something running up the hallway.
Oh hey, it's the baby. Maybe he's like, I don't see the
Kangaskhan that I don't see the mom.
Where's your? You can hear she's coming.
Oh, there she is, teeth. Gosh.
Hey hey, she's cakes. Khan.
Can you get your child? A good troll cheese.
It's Curtis. I've seen REO doses.
Take better care of their spin around us.
Then you stop. Now while you're ahead.
Stop please. Please.
Stop. I'm going to take this baby
home, okay?