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Hello there. 
Welcome to the world of Pokemon.

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I am. 
So glad to be back here again 

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today. 
Beautiful gorgeous cold, very 

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surprisingly cold day. 
This is normally get this cold 

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and the Kanto region, well, I'm 
definitely. 

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Do you have the heat on today? 
Professor what's going on? 

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No are our the the Charmander 
that normally takes care of our 

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heating. 
Well he's thinking he has a 

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vacation today because you know 
it is it is a holiday but weight

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class. 
It's last never sleeps. 

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Class class, never sleeps. 
So learning, hold on. 

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I know lately, I say what 
holiday is it again? 

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So it is, it's delibird day. 
Yeah, yeah, I know this one, 

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this one does kind of often get 
forgotten because, well, let's 

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be honest, nobody likes that 
shitty Pokemon. 

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Wow route. 
But it is, it is a holiday 

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although we do not observe it in
this classroom because hey, we 

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gotta learn, you know, Pokemon 
biology doesn't sleep and 

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neither can we? 
So anyways, joining me today, 

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that's not part of the class. 
I was told by my mom to get 

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eight hours every night. 
No sleeping. 

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He got to be got to know, wired,
for all, all 900 and AD. 

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I don't know how many Pokémon. 
I'm don't worry Professor, I am 

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Can I get in and tour? 
We got a dork. 

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I gotcha. 900 there 950. 
My I always forget how many 

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Pokemon there are. 
Okay, joining me today on this 

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beautiful day labor day is of 
course, mr. 

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Curtis say hello to everybody 
mr. 

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Curtis well why thank you 
Professor. 

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Thank you so much fun surprise 
for being here and for you know 

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doing the great things that you 
do and teaching Us in just 

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gracing us with your knowledge. 
So thank you professor. 

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Sorry, I just just want to just 
put it point it right back, 

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throw it back into your court. 
Damn. 

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Okay. 
You know what? 

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Even I'm noticing how fucking 
ass kissing he is. 

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He's being I told you, I mean 
like you ever apply chapstick 

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before you kiss his ass or 
something. 

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So doesn't get to chafed huh, 
mr. 

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Come. 
I mean, just, you know, 

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moisturized daily. 
Well yeah, I guess that's fair 

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fair enough. 
We should all do that, okay? 

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When I, when I emerged from a 
cocoon every morning, of course.

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Yes. 
Okay. 

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And then also, of course, 
joining me here is my wonderful 

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student who's eagerly a suckling
upon the teat of my knowledge 

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corpsman that is sounds really 
prefer to the way. 

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You put that, not a huge fan of 
it but yes, definitely ready to 

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learn. 
I'm gonna go I'm gonna good 

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mood, I don't know what it is. 
I don't know if it's the holiday

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spirits of just Delhi. 
Birthday this week and then 

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Christmas later next week. 
I don't know what it is, but I'm

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just loving life. 
How do you guys normally 

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celebrate Delhi per day? 
You know, of course, when you're

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not here learning with me, I 
usually wait sitting by the 

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mailbox waiting for my dad to 
send me a letter. 

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How long do you have any weight?
I've been doing that for about. 

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Let's see, I don't know. 
Maybe six years now left when I 

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was four. 
So six years and Nothing yet. 

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Ooh, wow. 
That's that's a very sad 

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tradition. 
Okay. 

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It's just a part of the 
holidays. 

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You know, I mean maybe this year
is the year. 

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I don't know, I'm feeling good. 
20 20 s been a pretty good year 

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for everybody, right - the 
Tauros is and everyone having 

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the social distance and well, I 
don't watch your socks, a 

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watched pot never boils. 
So maybe, you know, to take your

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mind off of the watching the 
mailbox for one day. 

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Labor day and learn about 
Pokémon. 

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Instead mr. 
Curtis, what do you do on this 

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holiday that apparently revolves
around? 

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Letter sending. 
Oh, you know, I do I wake up and

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I merge for my cocoon and I you 
do know that you're not a 

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spinarak, right? 
I mean, they do kind of like 

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coat, code cover me, cocoon me 
up at night, it's a nice place. 

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So, you know, it's nice and warm
and all right, I'm sorry. 

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Go on, go on with your with your
a labor day and I you know I do 

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the same thing I do every day. 
You know, I Go outside. 

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And I clear out the old ariados 
webs from from the, you know, 

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from the force behind my house 
and I release some of the, you 

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know, captive young Pokemon into
the, into the colony house, got 

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to feed the spinner acts and you
know, I just spend the day, you 

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know, measuring Fang and Link 
size and you know, creating 

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breeding plans and, you know, 
just just trying to perfect the 

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The pure bloodline of giant 
world-conquering spinner acts 

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that, I'm trying to breed but 
you know another day, another 

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day, another day hard at work is
what I always say. 

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That's a weird. 
He's just surprised remind me. 

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Hey, a mental note here, let me 
to it, never asked mr. 

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Curtis what he does in his days 
off because wow if that's every 

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day that does not sound fun but 
you know you're not a spinner 

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actor. 
Right? 

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Mr. Curtis, we answered that. 
I mean, I I'm not but, you know,

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sometimes I they, they look to 
me as, I don't know if they 

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considerably more of a mom 
figure or father figure, but, 

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you know, they just I'm kind of 
accepted as one of their own as 

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part of the colony, is it? 
Because you also shoot stuff 

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like white stuff out of your 
butt. 

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All right, they do. 
We Okay, we can't go deep down 

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this. 
Curtis spinarak whole again, we 

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need that. 
We need to focus up need to 

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focus on. 
Yeah, I don't really like the 

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idea of going down a Curtis hole
that is It's very it's you know,

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you think would be really really
wet but it's very dry like, and 

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you think? 
Okay drive but like no, it's 

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like it's too dry. 
Like you know what I'm saying? 

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Like the Curtis Holt. 
I'm just playing with you. 

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I feel like I'm not a lot of 
beer for this Focus. 

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It's a little slow not safe for 
class in SF C. 

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That's right. 
Yeah. 

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Well you know what is safe for 
class? 

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Just depends, I guess there's a,
there's a plethora of things 

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that are safer class but what 
we're talking about today is 

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Pokemon, either of you guys know
what Pokemon we are talking 

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about for this lesson. 
Fuck me, no nothing. 

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You Birdman that was Rattata. 
No, it's not a Pidgey mean. 

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Pit means a little birdy bird. 
Little bird me bird little mini 

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bird. 
See boy. 

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Yes, pretty boy Spritzee boy. 
No you know I was gonna say 

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that's incorrect we're not 
talking about Spritzee boyang, 

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the hell that is today we are 
talking about Spiro, the Tiny 

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Bird Pokemon which you know, as 
you guys kind of said is like 

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the mean Pidgey. 
It really is, you know, like 

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what a bitch. 
She also called the Tiny Bird 

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poke. 
Yes indeed. 

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It was it was also a class on 
original. 

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It's a it's world's the category
that I mean, listen. 

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We're going to find out that 
pretty much every fire type 

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Pokemon is the flame Pokémon 
like 33. 

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Use these categories over and 
over again, of course. 

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But then, of course, like, you 
know, there's some unique ones 

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which will see like the 
shellfish Pokemon, never see 

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that again. 
But now we're talking about 

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Spiro, which is really is like 
the off brand version of Pidgey 

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will learn from these pokedex 
entry, is that they really are 

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kind of like the shitty version 
of edgy. 

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But hey, Talk about them when I 
can show you one right here. 

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Whoa, it's so great. 
How you have access to like 

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every Pokemon you want? 
You just catch them every day. 

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Do you have like a catalog 
somewhere? 

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Like yeah, I have them. 
I have them neatly organized in 

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in some like like little 
organizing cabinets back in the 

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back room, do you? 
I can't trace stress this 

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enough, don't go back there. 
Just don't go back that just 

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don't. 
Okay, Professor good pit. 

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Professor, this, this, this 
little, He does. 

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He seems to be flying around my 
head a little too close here. 

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I'm I'm getting a little 
concerned. 

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Okay, he's feisty. 
Here's yeah. 

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Here's what you should do this 
week. 

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Let's, let's take, let's learn 
from some of the lessons that we

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had that we talk about, should 
be stuck at Curtis professor and

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help me out here. 
All right, let me let me call 

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him back. 
Okay. 

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Now you can see he's resting on 
my finger. 

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There's a good little scoop. 
Keep them over there. 

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Would you like would you like 
This Pokemon I got a name Jack. 

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Explain Jack Sparrow. 
Oh wow. 

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That's it, sounds cool. 
Sounds cool. 

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Yeah, no it does. 
It does work. 

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I don't know why but it does 
work. 

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Alright, Jack Works Jack the 
sparrow, okay? 

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Yeah, sure. 
Well, let's put him away for now

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so we can be fully focused in 
this class. 

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By Jack eight. 
Yeah, we should give him a 

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nickname. 
Like like we did with matter P. 

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We should call him jack 
quotations. 

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The attack Spiro. 
So Jack the attack Spiro because

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he just attacked current. 
He did a he did attack him. 

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I mean yeah he did a tax that. 
Are you okay you're already 

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bruising. 
Are you good? 

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Oh man. 
Now, when did a number on me 

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there you should have been. 
You should have been more like 

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eradicate from Start. 
Yeah should have yeah next time 

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just use your web feet and just 
swim across them across. 

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Yeah. 
Just pop out your webbed feet 

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and just come across an ocean. 
Yeah, dumbass come on. 

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Okay, so let's start with stop 
messing around. 

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All right, let's get to the 
reason that were here. 

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All right, talk about Pokedex 
entries, the unfathomable 

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knowledge that we have about 
every Pokemon. 

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Starting off in the Kanto 
region, of course as is 

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tradition. 
No proper now, it's great. 

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It starts off with eats bugs in 
grassy areas. 

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It has to flap its short wings 
at high speed to stay airborne. 

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All right? 
So this is going to be a very 

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very common theme in these 
programs. 

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Centuries is that spirit that a 
fucking flies because it's a 

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goddamn bird. 
No. 

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It has short wings and that and 
that it has trouble flying 

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because of its short wings, but 
you'll notice it's wings are the

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same size if not larger than a 
pidgeys. 

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Yet the Pidgey was quite Adept 
at flying. 

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Maybe it's because of Spiros 
like heavier. 

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I don't know. 
Maybe I mean I I mean they 

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should maybe it's because their 
wings are a little bit more 

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ragged. 
I don't know. 

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Just there is good at flying as 
piteous and I'd I'm going to 

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hypothesize right now. 
I'm sorry. 

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I'm going against what Professor
Oak and a bunch of other 

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professors. 
Professors are saying, I don't 

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think it's because of the Wings.
I don't think that's why they 

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have trouble fight a flying and 
maybe it's because of their 

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weight. 
Maybe. 

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It's because they just don't, 
you know, have the Like 

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mechanisms in their brain, maybe
their bones aren't Halo, which 

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is another reason why pitches 
are light enough to fly but 

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whatever. 
Let's move on speaking of which 

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inept at Flying high however it 
can fly around very fast to 

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protect its territory. 
Hmm. 

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So they're better flying high 
but they can still fly fast I 

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guess I don't know. 
Yeah basically it wasn't that 

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good at flying it just fucking 
be lines it for somebody. 

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Yeah, it's more like it's a it's
less of an endurance thing, more

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of us. 
It's like a sprinter. 

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Okay, yeah, I can see that. 
Okay. 

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It's wings are short. 
So it can't fly a long distance.

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If it's not eating it darts 
around in a hurry. 

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Okay, always moving. 
Always moving. 

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Let's do you doing? 
So let's just eating. 

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If you trying to get like your 
spirit to calm down, just give 

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it like a big old plate of food.
All right, let's see. 

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The Johto region has to say it. 
Flaps its short Wings, to flush 

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out, insects from Tall, Grass 
it, then plucks them with its 

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stubby beak. 
This is almost identical 

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Behavior to Pidgey, right, huh. 
We said the same thing except it

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says that it creates little 
Whirl, Whirl winds with its way.

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It's supposed to say not not 
enough kicking Up, Sand doesn't 

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do it just flops its way. 
It is a creative world when it 

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flaps its wings to get shit out 
of the grass, I guess and it 

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seems to work fine. 
So yeah. 

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No it Don't use the move, sand 
attack. 

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However, we are going to learn a
little bit more about the moves 

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that it does use. 
Well, specifically, one move 

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later on. 
Okay, I'm more from The Johto 

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region. 
Very protective of its 

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territory. 
It flaps, its short Wings busily

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to Dart around at high speed. 
All right, so there's a lot of 

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his darting around at high speed
this motherfucker likes to to 

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Dart. 
Yeah, at high speed, but not 

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high though, it cannot fly high.
No, yeah, fast. 

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I I can relate. 
Here's another thing that you 

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can relate to to protect its 
territory and flies around 

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ceaselessly making high-pitched 
cries. 

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What the fuck would I make a 
high-pitched cry whenever you 

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don't get a good grade on one of
my quizzes. 

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I did do that last week. 
You're right. 

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And I'm sorry. 
We're literally last week. 

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That was really upset excited so
well for so long. 

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Get it right now. 
I know it's just heartbreaking. 

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Can we talk about that? 
Can we talk about how how much 

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that sucks. 
You know, when you do so well, 

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don't you hate? 
Don't you try to shoehorn in a 

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Kumbaya Circle right now? 
I swear to God. 

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Okay, fine and square to Arceus,
I cannot deal with you. 

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Okay, moving on to the Hoenn 
region Spiro has a very loud 

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cry. 
That can be heard over half a 

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mile away. 
Wow, if it's high Keenan, cry is

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heard echoing. 
All around is a sign that they 

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are warning. 
Each other of danger. 

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Yeah, so over half a mile, So I 
don't know what that could 

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literally mean anything as long 
as more than a half a mile so it

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could be a full mile. 
It could be two miles. 

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I'll fucking know. 
I thought you meant at least 

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like they can hear it from only 
half a mile away. 

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It can be heard. 
No it says that can be heard 

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over half a mile away. 
Wow. 

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Okay. 
Well yeah, that doesn't mean can

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be 10 miles is this one? 
Also, if you're right next to it

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you actually can't hear it at 
all. 

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You have to feel At least a half
a mile away from it to hear the 

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dang thing so it's just kind of 
projecting its voice out there. 

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Yeah it's like a it's like a 
puppeteer. 

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It's like it's a ventriloquist. 
It's a shop up in here, right? 

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Raja funko. 
Pop it good. 

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There is that Pokemon fun? 
All right, you're not a comedian

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Professor. 
I stay with you. 

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Damn, right. 
These last few lessons I've 

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proven that. 
Okay, let's see here. 

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There's another one here, from 
the Hoenn region. 

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This talks about the move that I
was discussing earlier. 

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It busily flits around here and 
there. 

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Even if it is frail it can be a 
tough photo that uses mirror 

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move. 
Hmm. 

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What is what is your name? 
Overview of what is me? 

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Remove, please come basically. 
I don't often do this, but 

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let's, let's take a closer look 
at what this Pokemon move is. 

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So this is that something to do 
with whipping out a mirror? 

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No, not quite so here's the, 
here's an official description 

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of the the Spiros move me. 
ROM mirror move Nero me, as me 

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as Spiro the Miro move, okay? 
A Move That Strikes Back. 

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With the opponent's last move. 
This move comes after the 

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enemy's move, don't get how that
works. 

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Okay, by all means of annexes 
fire blast. 

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Yes. 
How do you how fire going to 

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come out of its burrow buddy? 
Okay. 

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What if a okay thanks to its 
uses hydro pump was about to 

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say. 
So do you think that then the 

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hydro pump would come out of the
Spiros mouth or do you think it 

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would grow Little baby like 
cannons off of it. 

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I think you'd come out of its 
mouth hurts. 

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I would really like it to grow 
little baby cannons. 

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But yeah, or maybe it just pees 
on the opponent that's hydro 

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pump. 
I mean maybe use mirror move. 

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Okay. 
Well, hey that that Spiros just 

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P so happy that day. 
It's not going to have a hydro 

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pump so I mean it's not yeah you
do it's Strikes Back the 

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opponent with the opponent's 
last move whatever Hyper Beam. 

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It's going to use that fucking, 
okay. 

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We're enough shooting stuff, out
of things. 

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What about psychic? 
It's not going isn't have 

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psychic powers. 
What's it? 

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How's it going to do that? 
Does it somehow absorbing the 

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other Pokemons energy or ability
and just fires it back at them? 

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Like, I guess that Pokémon may 
be putting energy out there into

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the universe and then it's just 
absorbing it somehow and using a

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gag. 
Yeah, I don't know. 

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That's crazy to me. 
Okay, this is interesting. 

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So the description the 
description from the Gallery of 

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region for the, for the attack 
me, remove reads, like somebody 

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who's trapped in some kind of a 
simulation and they're trying to

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get out this move. 
Can't be used. 

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It is recommended that this move
is forgotten. 

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Once forgotten this move, can't 
be remembered. 

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What the fuck am I in a coma? 
Is somebody trying to talk to me

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right now? 
Sounds kind of creepy and weird.

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It's a weird shit to read. 
Yeah, but mostly just say 

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counter with the same move. 
Use the user counters, the move 

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last used by the photo with the 
same. 

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Boom, wait the user counters. 
The move last used by the photo 

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with the same move, that's, 
that's confusing to read, okay? 

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Yes, let's get back to reading 
the Pokedex entries, right? 

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We do have a Spiro in, maybe 
battle Lance from you know, the 

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dragon Master, maybe, maybe get 
my spirit to use Draco meteor. 

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The trigger. 
You haven't used to dream of 

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your and yeah, have a mirror 
move Dragon claw. 

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So it can, like, I don't know 
Forum Clause out of its way. 

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Right. 
And it, How's that gonna work? 

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We don't won't know until we try
here. 

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Let me get my Groudon out and 
then we can you know, okay. 

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No. 
You don't have a grout on 

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bullshit. 
I had every Pokemon so far. 

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All right, do you not think that
I'm but when we get to grout, 

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I'm going to pull out fucking 
crowd on. 

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I don't think you will. 
I don't think you have access to

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a legendary Pokemon just sitting
in your catalog back there in 

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the office. 
I don't think that's a thing. 

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You guys are going to be so 
freaked out when he turns out, 

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it's been the same ditto every 
single time. 

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Don't say that, that be crazy 
do, don't you tell me that's 

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matter P? 
They've it's all to tell me 

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matter P has been the same one 
as as charcoal. 

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It was the same one as dick, the
Cocoon can, oh yeah, they're all

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the same did. 
No, you're lying. 

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00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,600
I don't believe you. 
Nope, I'm going to leave this 

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class if you mean no matter p is
outside and I see him nearly 

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every single time that I walk to
class, and he's just chilling 

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there as a happy little butter 
free now. 

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So you can't tell me. 
That's a dildo. 

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Just chilling there, lying this 
entire time. 

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To me, to make me feel things, 
don't forget, God forbid, you 

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feel things. 
All right. 

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So I plug in read the snow and 
trees yet. 

364
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I don't know. 
I'm gonna read it again. 

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It's very short. 
It flaps its small wings, busily

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to fly. 
Using its beak, it searches and 

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grass for prey. 
So all right. 

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Fucking same old, same old. 
All right, sounds fun. 

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The last time she was here are 
from the Aloha region of course 

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we don't have anything from the 
you Nova Kalos or gal our region

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because they suck. 
Anyways that's right, yellow 

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region says it's short Wings. 
Make it inept at flying again, 

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just fucking slam it on its 
flying abilities. 

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Mmm. 
It moves about hurriedly and 

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pecks at bug type Pokemon in the
tall grass. 

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Farmers whose fields are 
troubled by bug Pokemon 

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appreciate Spiro for its 
vigorous appetite and look after

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it Farmers best friend. 
It's Reckless nature leads to it

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leads it to stand up to others, 
even large Pokémon, if it has to

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protect its territory. 
So, you know, it go up against 

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the Pidgey Pidgeotto. 
It doesn't care. 

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Love to see that. 
Well, just use me. 

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Remove, that's right, anything 
anything you go? 

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Anything you can do, I can do 
better. 

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Of course, needs to survive, the
move that comes at it first. 

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That's, yeah, that's the 
problem. 

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That's the hard part, because 
these things are as it says, 

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multiple times, very fragile can
relate. 

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All right. 
Less original pokedex entry, 

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says, due to its short Wings. 
It can't fly long distances. 

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It wanders about restlessly and 
pecks at bug Pokemon. 

392
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Okay, so there's only one unique
pokedex entry here. 

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Of course, that comes to us from
a shit says unlike Pidgey 

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Spearow, has a terrible 
attitude. 

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It is very wild, sometimes 
attack other Pokemon and humans.

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So it's a piece of shit. 
MP. 

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It's a little grumpy puss. 
It's a grumpus. 

398
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See, we saw that when it 
attacked. 

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Mr. Curtis earlier. 
I know it was it did it all? 

400
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Hey, it's that's just its 
nature, mr. 

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Curtis, you know, not everybody 
is is prepared to handle the 

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specific Vibes that you give 
off. 

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I think, I think I just I just 
smell a news too much like bug 

404
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Pokemon. 
It'll just trying to get Get up 

405
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in my business. 
Probably I think that's what it 

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was. 
Okay, now I have an unsourced 

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uncredited article here. 
That, of course, I'm going to 

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read now I haven't said this in 
a while, so I want to make sure 

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you guys understand what the 
purpose of reading these is. 

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It's so that you can look at the
as with a critical eye, right? 

411
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We now have read pretty much 
everything there is to know 

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about about a sparrow. 
So I want you to listen to what 

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I'm about to say and I want you 
to determine for yourself if you

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think this is based in truth and
facts. 

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Or if it's, or if it's bad, or 
if it's Hokum and lies. 

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00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:17,400
Okay, Professor, where did you 
find this one? 

417
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:19,500
Actually? 
It's very interesting. 

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Mr. Curtis because I found this 
one behind your ear also. 

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Oh, all right. 
Spiro is an avian Pokemon. 

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That is very small. 
It has rough Brown plumage on 

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its head and three brown tail 
feathers. 

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It has narrow dark brown eyes 
with white people's and a Hooked

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beak. 
That is light pink. 

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The feathers covering its wings 
are pinkish red with lighter 

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tips and it has a beige 
Underside with two Thin 

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horizontal stripes. 
I'm pretty sure the last like a 

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but Jillian Pokemon that we've 
talked about has had a beige 

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Underside whoring, right? 
Like Spiro. 

429
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Pretty consistent. 
Raticate. 

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Rattata Pidgeot Pidgeotto pudgy 
little ran. 

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00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,900
We haven't talked about Knitter 
and that's Not true, they're 

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mine although inept at other 
aspects of flying such as height

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and distance Spiro is capable of
flying quickly to protect its 

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territory. 
However, it must let its wings 

435
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at high speeds stay aloft Spiros
loud. 

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Shrieks can be heard over half a
mile 1 km away. 

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And are used to warn others of 
its kind of danger. 

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Spiro. 
What's a mile for a shrieks? 

439
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No over half a mile and that's 
equal to 1 km. 

440
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,600
Okay, got you got you. 
So it says it's pierrot has been

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revealed to see in black and 
white apparently, and will taste

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a little color. 
Yeah. 

443
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Doesn't see color. 
I don't know. 

444
00:24:57,700 --> 00:25:00,800
Good for him. 
Yeah, we can all strive to be 

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more like Sparrow. 
It will chase foes and a large 

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flock. 
Spiro are found naturally in 

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open habitats with warmer 
climates. 

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00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:14,400
Mainly desolate, wastelands and 
Fields where hunts for insects 

449
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,400
Ekans is a natural predator, 
predator of Spiro. 

450
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:22,800
She's cheese, Dyrdek engines, 
loves them Birds. 

451
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:26,000
Oh man, I don't know. 
I feel like it would be a harder

452
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,900
time for an Atkins to handle of 
Spiro. 

453
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,700
His spirits are pretty. 
Aggressive, you know, like 

454
00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,100
Pidgey. 
You just kind of roll over like 

455
00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:34,500
a little bitch but like Spiro. 
Hey, not him, dude. 

456
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,700
Yeah, but it's got that top. 
You be nice to mr. 

457
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:40,200
Baek, seok a look, I love mr. 
Pecs. 

458
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,600
And I miss him but let's be 
real. 

459
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,900
He's not a feisty little bitch 
like that Spiro that attacks 

460
00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:50,500
your face or, or maybe he is and
he is the exact same Pokemon 

461
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:53,300
because they're all ditto. 
No, don't put that. 

462
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:58,200
I to say that those lies out 
there, don't it would make a lot

463
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,500
of sense that you have access to
all of these immediately but 

464
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:05,500
don't but no instead of talking 
about that instead. 

465
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:10,500
Let's do what I do best which is
administer a pop quiz. 

466
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:15,600
Wow, what so had no idea. 
I know this, this work by real 

467
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:22,800
quick went by, as quick as a 
sparrow darting in between its 

468
00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:25,000
meals. 
I don't know will work with 

469
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,200
that's a thing that will work 
on. 

470
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,600
Hey shut the fuck up Morgan. 
You know what? 

471
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:32,000
Normally I would yell at you for
cursing at me but that one was 

472
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,200
fair. 
Okay. 

473
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,600
And it's almost Christmas, You 
Gotta Be, You gotta be loving, 

474
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,800
you know. 
You can't be too mean your 

475
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,700
students which is why you're 
going to give me 100 on this 

476
00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:40,800
quiz regardless? 
Right. 

477
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:45,100
I will give you 100 on the quiz 
if you earn it and just a hard 

478
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:48,900
one. 
Guy is so good luck, good luck. 

479
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,900
All right. 
So I'm assuming that you have 

480
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:55,600
your your pens and Pencils and 
papers and out on laptops. 

481
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,900
Yep. 
I'm ready. 

482
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:57,700
Oh, yeah. 
Yeah. 

483
00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:00,200
Wait, well, I mean, you still 
have your Pokedex? 

484
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,000
I can everything else out. 
Oh yeah. 

485
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,400
It's all out. 
I mean, yeah. 

486
00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:07,900
Okay, question number one 
spirit. 

487
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,100
This is a fill-in-the-blank, by 
the way, Spiros are bad at 

488
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:18,400
flying blank but it makes up for
it by flying blank Curtis. 

489
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:23,200
These are just blanks one word 
per blank, okay, not me. 

490
00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:26,900
It was damn sa. 
It was. 

491
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:28,800
It is just like, spent damn 
Corbin. 

492
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,700
You got your answer in real 
quick. 

493
00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:33,300
I know my stuff. 
Here we go. 

494
00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:36,200
I got you. 
That is so much that you have 

495
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,200
written mr. 
Curtis. 

496
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,100
All right. 
Hey there. 

497
00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:44,500
So Corbin has said, smears are 
bad at Flying high but it makes 

498
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:48,700
up for it by flying fast and 
then Curtis responded with 

499
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:53,200
spears are bad at flying. 
Spheres are better flying high. 

500
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:57,500
And far. 
But it makes up makes makes it 

501
00:27:57,500 --> 00:28:01,400
up by flying but make it up by 
flying really fast. 

502
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:05,100
So I I put in the entire thing 
there. 

503
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,200
So wait, why did you just repeat
what? 

504
00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:10,300
Okay, whatever her mind. 
So again all you had to do was 

505
00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:14,100
write high and far and you'd 
have to repeat what he said 

506
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,800
because I just goes into the 
sentence twice. 

507
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,400
You know what I mean? 
Yeah, you idiots. 

508
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,800
Okay. 
But yes, you guys are both 

509
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,200
correct. 
Its, the answer is high and also

510
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:27,000
Also. 
Well, hi is what's bad at and 

511
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,500
fast? 
Is how it makes it up. 

512
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:31,400
All right, there you go. 
Number two, this one's a little 

513
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,300
bit. 
Good job Corbin. 

514
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:35,400
All right fucking leave the 
circle jerk for later. 

515
00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:40,700
That's not what a coup my eyes. 
Well the circle and you guys are

516
00:28:40,708 --> 00:28:43,700
both jerks. 
So that's fair. 

517
00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:47,100
That's true. 
We talked about curses nothing 

518
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,100
but nice to you because you're a
Spencer. 

519
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,000
Would you like to come join our 
Kumbaya circle after class? 

520
00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:55,600
Yeah. 
No, I have very important 

521
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,900
business to attend to. 
I have I have over 800 Pokemon, 

522
00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:02,200
to catch. 
Oh Jesus Christ. 

523
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,700
Got your work cut out for you. 
I know, right? 

524
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:07,500
Because I have to have one for 
every lesson work. 

525
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,400
Yeah. 
It requires me to like travel to

526
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,900
different ranges connect to like
one of the other professors. 

527
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:15,400
They just lend you Pokemon use 
for class or you're not friends 

528
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,200
with them. 
Like they not like the after the

529
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:22,200
Squirtle incidents. 
But that was just hurt us. 

530
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:26,800
I just I know but I was in 
charge of it, it died under my 

531
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,700
supervision, what happened? 
Hey, don't stop. 

532
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,100
No, that's an ongoing 
investigation. 

533
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:37,000
We cannot discuss it. 
It's been once it's been fun 

534
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,700
since has had, since this has 
happened, Jenny has assigned ND 

535
00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:49,800
R and D RDR closure return for 
agreement, me agreement, you 

536
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,200
know, I just wait. 
You know, that squirrel things 

537
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,800
taken awhile, hope to get to the
bottom of it. 

538
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,100
And I hope whoever is 
responsible for hurting that 

539
00:29:56,100 --> 00:30:01,400
poor Squirtle gets arrested. 
Yeah, just like the same fate 

540
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:05,700
that happened to that person who
you know, hurts and possibly 

541
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:08,800
killed that poor Beedrill. 
You know what? 

542
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:09,900
Let's go on to the next 
question. 

543
00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:13,100
Yeah, that's what I thought. 
All right, now this is a little 

544
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:17,900
bit more free form. 
Please name to Pokemon that a 

545
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:23,700
Spiro might eat. 
Wait, can be the actual Pokemon 

546
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:27,900
or the type? 
Any two Pokemon that you think a

547
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:31,500
sparrow might Feast upon? 
It can be ones that we've talked

548
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,600
about or can be ones that we've 
not talked about. 

549
00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:35,500
Okay, that's easy. 
I thought, you meant type for a 

550
00:30:35,508 --> 00:30:38,100
second, I got you, I got you, 
are you gonna do? 

551
00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:40,600
Is it does have a type. 
All right, so, but the answers 

552
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,500
are in and, you know, I'm just 
gonna stay together. 

553
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,500
You guys actually answer the 
exact same thing. 

554
00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:49,700
Nice, I'm the two Pokémon that 
said our Caterpie and wheedle 

555
00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:52,000
and yes, that is exactly. 
We cracked in fact, I would 

556
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,300
accepted any bug Pokemon that 
generally lives in a grassy 

557
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:57,400
area. 
So that's, that's essentially 

558
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:01,200
what Spiro eats is bug Pokemon, 
right? 

559
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,500
Good job. 
Okay. 

560
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,200
This is going great. 
We're halfway there. 

561
00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:08,000
Um, how far away can you hear a 
Spiros? 

562
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,900
High-pitched cry. 
This one's basically a gimme. 

563
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,900
We talked about this so much 
heard yet. 

564
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,700
Mr. Curtis is still typing. 
Yeah. 

565
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,400
Doesn't know. 
He is that it? 

566
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,700
He died. 
Yes. 

567
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,700
I guess he doesn't know is 
Corbin going to get a better 

568
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:26,700
grade on the quiz than Curtis 
for? 

569
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:29,400
Wow I've only ever happened. 
Like probably one other time 

570
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,100
that I could think of but hasn't
happened one other time. 

571
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:35,100
Oh, I don't know. 
I actually remember. 

572
00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:37,300
I lied. 
Mm-hmm debatable. 

573
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,100
All right, so the question was 
how far away. 

574
00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:41,500
Can you hear a spare Spiros? 
High-pitched cry. 

575
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:44,900
Corbin responded with over half 
a mile? 

576
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:49,100
I'm mr. 
Curtis responded with over half 

577
00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:53,000
a mile. 
A while is the far way you can 

578
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,400
hear that. 
Could cry. 

579
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,900
What the fuck Curtis. 
I just going to read that like 

580
00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:01,500
the first couple words there and
say that his answer was over 

581
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,600
half a mile. 
Yes, exactly. 

582
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,900
Correct. 
You can hear it over half a mile

583
00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:08,600
away. 
No laughs will make no noise. 

584
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,500
No laughter within one mile 
more, no less. 

585
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:14,900
That's right, that's right. 
One last question. 

586
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:19,200
Why is Spiro bad at flying? 
All right. 

587
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,900
Corbin has his answer in and of 
course, is of course, writing 

588
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:30,500
his fever dream of a ha ha. 
Okay, both ends are in Corbin 

589
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:34,100
responded. 
With to the question of why is 

590
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:36,600
Spiro bad at flying? 
He says, according to the 

591
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,300
Pokédex, it is because of its 
short wings with charred, the 

592
00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:43,600
same size as Piggies. 
Hey, I mean, right, that's what 

593
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,300
the Pokedex said. 
I don't know if it's true. 

594
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,300
But yeah, I don't know if it's 
true either. 

595
00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:49,800
I think there's different reason
and maybe it's not. 

596
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,500
I think, I think in general, 
Right now horn honks. 

597
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:59,300
So Espero is exactly one foot 
tall or point three meters tall.

598
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:03,300
So, let me I think I pretty sure
that the exact same height as a 

599
00:33:03,308 --> 00:33:05,900
piggy. 
So their wings are like the same

600
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,600
size. 
Well, that's how tall they are 

601
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,500
but their wingspan might be a 
little bit, you know, different,

602
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:14,300
I don't know. 
But if you look at the, if you 

603
00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:17,300
look in the winch out those 
wings, they're pretty much the 

604
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:18,800
same. 
Okay? 

605
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,700
I think it's just, I think it's 
probably just their bone 

606
00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:22,200
structure or something, I don't 
know. 

607
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,900
Have another hypothesis. 
I think it's the angle of the 

608
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:26,900
Wings. 
You'll notice that the Spiros 

609
00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:30,300
Wing is kind of angle upwards 
where a piggys Wings angle 

610
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,700
downward so maybe that has 
something to do it. 

611
00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:34,900
Do that again they you look 
silly when you do that Professor

612
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:38,400
do it again. 
Yeah so I'm not doing it again. 

613
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,400
It does it does not benefit 
anyone least of all. 

614
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:48,100
It makes me laugh. 
See. 

615
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:50,400
Absolutely. 
No use all right mr. 

616
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:55,300
Curtis responded with Spiro. 
Spero Is bad at fly because it 

617
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:57,800
has small wings with the flippy 
flap real fast. 

618
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,200
Yep. 
So yes, both got it, right? 

619
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:03,100
It has small Wings, according 
Kurdish party. 

620
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:06,300
You write like a six-year-old 
with brain damage, get it man 

621
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,699
because he is a six year old 
brain damage. 

622
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,500
Holy shit, I'm the oldest one in
the class. 

623
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:11,900
I know. 
Curse was six. 

624
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:15,199
Don't say that. 
What he's six. 

625
00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:21,400
Six years in into this class. 
Yeah. 

626
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:25,600
In the age of if we're going by 
my class so he's 6 years old, 

627
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:33,000
just raw class time. 
And really if I'm not in class, 

628
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:35,800
you know, does that time really 
count in my life? 

629
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,400
No, probably. 
No, of course not. 

630
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:40,900
It's I don't know yours. 
I would consider that spinarak 

631
00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:43,100
time that you have pretty 
valuable. 

632
00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:44,400
I think you would agree. 
Right. 

633
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,199
That's just what I did a Kate. 
My to on the weekend. 

634
00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:49,800
Yeah. 
Mmm. 

635
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,500
I think mr. 
Curtis is getting a little 

636
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:57,000
sleepy Professor right now. 
This map, this happens whenever 

637
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,100
he has too much social 
interaction. 

638
00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:03,600
He starts to shut down. 
He starts to just say to you. 

639
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,400
So starts to repeat things that 
he's heard, but in like the 

640
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:11,900
wrong order and then people kind
of leave and seven figures of 

641
00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:13,000
that, does the trick? 
Okay. 

642
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,300
Alright guys, that does it for 
today's lessons, I hope you 

643
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:19,600
enjoy. 
That learning about Spiro the 

644
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:23,600
shitty Pidgey Pokemon Jesus 
Christ. 

645
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,100
Hey, what was your favorite part
of today's lesson? 

646
00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:29,800
You know, we could always used 
stanza and these episode, some 

647
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,200
happy, you know, I'm gonna be 
honest, it was it sounds kind of

648
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:37,400
mean but the part where the were
Jack Sparrow pecked Curtis is 

649
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,600
face, that was kind of 
entertaining. 

650
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,700
Yeah, it's pretty much the only 
part that I can remember. 

651
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:45,300
I mean, I will have to spend a 
lot of time in the chance. 

652
00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:47,000
He's office after class. 
Last. 

653
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,600
Yeah. 
That's I mean basically like a 

654
00:35:48,607 --> 00:35:51,000
second home at this point. 
I mean, yeah. 

655
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,000
I mean we use it a lot. 
It's hey, Healthcare is pretty 

656
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,500
good. 
Put it to good use, why not? 

657
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:56,500
You know. 
Yeah. 

658
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,300
I mean whether why the fuck that
it's here? 

659
00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:00,500
Use it. 
I mean like it's literally they 

660
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:04,000
put their hands on you and 
you're completely healed so like

661
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,300
I don't know why it would a 
treat. 

662
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:06,500
Why not? 
Just I'm gonna start just 

663
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:09,100
jumping off the school roof, you
know, just fucking break. 

664
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:11,200
Both legs chance, you will help 
me, right? 

665
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,800
She helped that probably not. 
No. 

666
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,900
Okay. 
But we won't know until we try 

667
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,700
but let's not Try now instead 
let's talk about what Pokemon? 

668
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:25,400
We will be discussing next week.
Ooh, mmm. 

669
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,900
I'll give you a hint. 
It's the beak Pokemon. 

670
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:36,300
Oh, I know which one this is. 
This is uncolored. 

671
00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:40,800
Full. 
Ho, ho, this is a bigger bigger,

672
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:44,200
a Spiro if you will. 
No. 

673
00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:46,500
Nope, the Pokémon. 
Oh, wait, no, I get it. 

674
00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:49,800
Like as in the weapon, a sphere?
Yes. 

675
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,300
Because it has a long beak. 
Yep. 

676
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,900
Yeah, okay. 
Well I'm gonna give it to you 

677
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:58,600
Corbin on this one. 
It is the non colorful. 

678
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:02,900
Ho, otherwise known as Fierro 
the event. 

679
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,100
Tell me I'm wrong. 
I mean, come on, you're wrong. 

680
00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:10,000
I don't know. 
I just people tell me to do 

681
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,200
things, I do have, I don't know 
what give me a 100 on every quiz

682
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,100
from here on out, let me pass 
the class so I can go on my 

683
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:17,500
adventure. 
We'll see, we'll see what 

684
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:19,300
happens. 
I also have a very short memory.

685
00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:22,300
I appreciate your Moxie there, 
my good sir. 

686
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,900
So yeah, I know. 
I heard there's pretty 

687
00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:27,900
impressive. 
I did I did, I did say some 

688
00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:30,700
things there that I was not 
prepared to back up. 

689
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,100
Hey, I got you. 
Yep. 

690
00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:36,300
See, you're the professor now. 
I should be. 

691
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:40,700
Wow, what a turn table. 
That would be 90. 

692
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:43,200
Now, you get to know you get to 
have this shitty hours with 

693
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,800
terrible pay. 
That's sad. 

694
00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:49,900
Yeah, okay, anyways, so moving 
on from the awkward silence. 

695
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:55,600
If you guys have any questions 
for me, or any of my assistants 

696
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,400
here. 
Well, assistant Corbin's, not an

697
00:37:57,408 --> 00:37:58,400
assistant. 
He's a student. 

698
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,700
He's here. 
Primarily primarily to learn. 

699
00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:04,700
You can do so by reaching me at 
gmail which of course stands for

700
00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:09,400
Gengar mail that address is of 
course, wwo Pokemon at 

701
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,200
gmail.com. 
If you don't have a Gengar male 

702
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,400
you should get one. 
It's the future but if you don't

703
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:21,700
you can message me. e on Twitter
at wwo P podcast but until then 

704
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:26,600
until next time or until I hear 
from you guys class is dismissed

