Hello there. Welcome to the world of Pokemon.
I am. So glad to be back here again
today. Beautiful gorgeous cold, very
surprisingly cold day. This is normally get this cold
and the Kanto region, well, I'm definitely.
Do you have the heat on today? Professor what's going on?
No are our the the Charmander that normally takes care of our
heating. Well he's thinking he has a
vacation today because you know it is it is a holiday but weight
class. It's last never sleeps.
Class class, never sleeps. So learning, hold on.
I know lately, I say what holiday is it again?
So it is, it's delibird day. Yeah, yeah, I know this one,
this one does kind of often get forgotten because, well, let's
be honest, nobody likes that shitty Pokemon.
Wow route. But it is, it is a holiday
although we do not observe it in this classroom because hey, we
gotta learn, you know, Pokemon biology doesn't sleep and
neither can we? So anyways, joining me today,
that's not part of the class. I was told by my mom to get
eight hours every night. No sleeping.
He got to be got to know, wired, for all, all 900 and AD.
I don't know how many Pokémon. I'm don't worry Professor, I am
Can I get in and tour? We got a dork.
I gotcha. 900 there 950. My I always forget how many
Pokemon there are. Okay, joining me today on this
beautiful day labor day is of course, mr.
Curtis say hello to everybody mr.
Curtis well why thank you Professor.
Thank you so much fun surprise for being here and for you know
doing the great things that you do and teaching Us in just
gracing us with your knowledge. So thank you professor.
Sorry, I just just want to just put it point it right back,
throw it back into your court. Damn.
Okay. You know what?
Even I'm noticing how fucking ass kissing he is.
He's being I told you, I mean like you ever apply chapstick
before you kiss his ass or something.
So doesn't get to chafed huh, mr.
Come. I mean, just, you know,
moisturized daily. Well yeah, I guess that's fair
fair enough. We should all do that, okay?
When I, when I emerged from a cocoon every morning, of course.
Yes. Okay.
And then also, of course, joining me here is my wonderful
student who's eagerly a suckling upon the teat of my knowledge
corpsman that is sounds really prefer to the way.
You put that, not a huge fan of it but yes, definitely ready to
learn. I'm gonna go I'm gonna good
mood, I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's the holiday
spirits of just Delhi. Birthday this week and then
Christmas later next week. I don't know what it is, but I'm
just loving life. How do you guys normally
celebrate Delhi per day? You know, of course, when you're
not here learning with me, I usually wait sitting by the
mailbox waiting for my dad to send me a letter.
How long do you have any weight? I've been doing that for about.
Let's see, I don't know. Maybe six years now left when I
was four. So six years and Nothing yet.
Ooh, wow. That's that's a very sad
tradition. Okay.
It's just a part of the holidays.
You know, I mean maybe this year is the year.
I don't know, I'm feeling good. 20 20 s been a pretty good year
for everybody, right - the Tauros is and everyone having
the social distance and well, I don't watch your socks, a
watched pot never boils. So maybe, you know, to take your
mind off of the watching the mailbox for one day.
Labor day and learn about Pokémon.
Instead mr. Curtis, what do you do on this
holiday that apparently revolves around?
Letter sending. Oh, you know, I do I wake up and
I merge for my cocoon and I you do know that you're not a
spinarak, right? I mean, they do kind of like
coat, code cover me, cocoon me up at night, it's a nice place.
So, you know, it's nice and warm and all right, I'm sorry.
Go on, go on with your with your a labor day and I you know I do
the same thing I do every day. You know, I Go outside.
And I clear out the old ariados webs from from the, you know,
from the force behind my house and I release some of the, you
know, captive young Pokemon into the, into the colony house, got
to feed the spinner acts and you know, I just spend the day, you
know, measuring Fang and Link size and you know, creating
breeding plans and, you know, just just trying to perfect the
The pure bloodline of giant world-conquering spinner acts
that, I'm trying to breed but you know another day, another
day, another day hard at work is what I always say.
That's a weird. He's just surprised remind me.
Hey, a mental note here, let me to it, never asked mr.
Curtis what he does in his days off because wow if that's every
day that does not sound fun but you know you're not a spinner
actor. Right?
Mr. Curtis, we answered that. I mean, I I'm not but, you know,
sometimes I they, they look to me as, I don't know if they
considerably more of a mom figure or father figure, but,
you know, they just I'm kind of accepted as one of their own as
part of the colony, is it? Because you also shoot stuff
like white stuff out of your butt.
All right, they do. We Okay, we can't go deep down
this. Curtis spinarak whole again, we
need that. We need to focus up need to
focus on. Yeah, I don't really like the
idea of going down a Curtis hole that is It's very it's you know,
you think would be really really wet but it's very dry like, and
you think? Okay drive but like no, it's
like it's too dry. Like you know what I'm saying?
Like the Curtis Holt. I'm just playing with you.
I feel like I'm not a lot of beer for this Focus.
It's a little slow not safe for class in SF C.
That's right. Yeah.
Well you know what is safe for class?
Just depends, I guess there's a, there's a plethora of things
that are safer class but what we're talking about today is
Pokemon, either of you guys know what Pokemon we are talking
about for this lesson. Fuck me, no nothing.
You Birdman that was Rattata. No, it's not a Pidgey mean.
Pit means a little birdy bird. Little bird me bird little mini
bird. See boy.
Yes, pretty boy Spritzee boy. No you know I was gonna say
that's incorrect we're not talking about Spritzee boyang,
the hell that is today we are talking about Spiro, the Tiny
Bird Pokemon which you know, as you guys kind of said is like
the mean Pidgey. It really is, you know, like
what a bitch. She also called the Tiny Bird
poke. Yes indeed.
It was it was also a class on original.
It's a it's world's the category that I mean, listen.
We're going to find out that pretty much every fire type
Pokemon is the flame Pokémon like 33.
Use these categories over and over again, of course.
But then, of course, like, you know, there's some unique ones
which will see like the shellfish Pokemon, never see
that again. But now we're talking about
Spiro, which is really is like the off brand version of Pidgey
will learn from these pokedex entry, is that they really are
kind of like the shitty version of edgy.
But hey, Talk about them when I can show you one right here.
Whoa, it's so great. How you have access to like
every Pokemon you want? You just catch them every day.
Do you have like a catalog somewhere?
Like yeah, I have them. I have them neatly organized in
in some like like little organizing cabinets back in the
back room, do you? I can't trace stress this
enough, don't go back there. Just don't go back that just
don't. Okay, Professor good pit.
Professor, this, this, this little, He does.
He seems to be flying around my head a little too close here.
I'm I'm getting a little concerned.
Okay, he's feisty. Here's yeah.
Here's what you should do this week.
Let's, let's take, let's learn from some of the lessons that we
had that we talk about, should be stuck at Curtis professor and
help me out here. All right, let me let me call
him back. Okay.
Now you can see he's resting on my finger.
There's a good little scoop. Keep them over there.
Would you like would you like This Pokemon I got a name Jack.
Explain Jack Sparrow. Oh wow.
That's it, sounds cool. Sounds cool.
Yeah, no it does. It does work.
I don't know why but it does work.
Alright, Jack Works Jack the sparrow, okay?
Yeah, sure. Well, let's put him away for now
so we can be fully focused in this class.
By Jack eight. Yeah, we should give him a
nickname. Like like we did with matter P.
We should call him jack quotations.
The attack Spiro. So Jack the attack Spiro because
he just attacked current. He did a he did attack him.
I mean yeah he did a tax that. Are you okay you're already
bruising. Are you good?
Oh man. Now, when did a number on me
there you should have been. You should have been more like
eradicate from Start. Yeah should have yeah next time
just use your web feet and just swim across them across.
Yeah. Just pop out your webbed feet
and just come across an ocean. Yeah, dumbass come on.
Okay, so let's start with stop messing around.
All right, let's get to the reason that were here.
All right, talk about Pokedex entries, the unfathomable
knowledge that we have about every Pokemon.
Starting off in the Kanto region, of course as is
tradition. No proper now, it's great.
It starts off with eats bugs in grassy areas.
It has to flap its short wings at high speed to stay airborne.
All right? So this is going to be a very
very common theme in these programs.
Centuries is that spirit that a fucking flies because it's a
goddamn bird. No.
It has short wings and that and that it has trouble flying
because of its short wings, but you'll notice it's wings are the
same size if not larger than a pidgeys.
Yet the Pidgey was quite Adept at flying.
Maybe it's because of Spiros like heavier.
I don't know. Maybe I mean I I mean they
should maybe it's because their wings are a little bit more
ragged. I don't know.
Just there is good at flying as piteous and I'd I'm going to
hypothesize right now. I'm sorry.
I'm going against what Professor Oak and a bunch of other
professors. Professors are saying, I don't
think it's because of the Wings. I don't think that's why they
have trouble fight a flying and maybe it's because of their
weight. Maybe.
It's because they just don't, you know, have the Like
mechanisms in their brain, maybe their bones aren't Halo, which
is another reason why pitches are light enough to fly but
whatever. Let's move on speaking of which
inept at Flying high however it can fly around very fast to
protect its territory. Hmm.
So they're better flying high but they can still fly fast I
guess I don't know. Yeah basically it wasn't that
good at flying it just fucking be lines it for somebody.
Yeah, it's more like it's a it's less of an endurance thing, more
of us. It's like a sprinter.
Okay, yeah, I can see that. Okay.
It's wings are short. So it can't fly a long distance.
If it's not eating it darts around in a hurry.
Okay, always moving. Always moving.
Let's do you doing? So let's just eating.
If you trying to get like your spirit to calm down, just give
it like a big old plate of food. All right, let's see.
The Johto region has to say it. Flaps its short Wings, to flush
out, insects from Tall, Grass it, then plucks them with its
stubby beak. This is almost identical
Behavior to Pidgey, right, huh. We said the same thing except it
says that it creates little Whirl, Whirl winds with its way.
It's supposed to say not not enough kicking Up, Sand doesn't
do it just flops its way. It is a creative world when it
flaps its wings to get shit out of the grass, I guess and it
seems to work fine. So yeah.
No it Don't use the move, sand attack.
However, we are going to learn a little bit more about the moves
that it does use. Well, specifically, one move
later on. Okay, I'm more from The Johto
region. Very protective of its
territory. It flaps, its short Wings busily
to Dart around at high speed. All right, so there's a lot of
his darting around at high speed this motherfucker likes to to
Dart. Yeah, at high speed, but not
high though, it cannot fly high. No, yeah, fast.
I I can relate. Here's another thing that you
can relate to to protect its territory and flies around
ceaselessly making high-pitched cries.
What the fuck would I make a high-pitched cry whenever you
don't get a good grade on one of my quizzes.
I did do that last week. You're right.
And I'm sorry. We're literally last week.
That was really upset excited so well for so long.
Get it right now. I know it's just heartbreaking.
Can we talk about that? Can we talk about how how much
that sucks. You know, when you do so well,
don't you hate? Don't you try to shoehorn in a
Kumbaya Circle right now? I swear to God.
Okay, fine and square to Arceus, I cannot deal with you.
Okay, moving on to the Hoenn region Spiro has a very loud
cry. That can be heard over half a
mile away. Wow, if it's high Keenan, cry is
heard echoing. All around is a sign that they
are warning. Each other of danger.
Yeah, so over half a mile, So I don't know what that could
literally mean anything as long as more than a half a mile so it
could be a full mile. It could be two miles.
I'll fucking know. I thought you meant at least
like they can hear it from only half a mile away.
It can be heard. No it says that can be heard
over half a mile away. Wow.
Okay. Well yeah, that doesn't mean can
be 10 miles is this one? Also, if you're right next to it
you actually can't hear it at all.
You have to feel At least a half a mile away from it to hear the
dang thing so it's just kind of projecting its voice out there.
Yeah it's like a it's like a puppeteer.
It's like it's a ventriloquist. It's a shop up in here, right?
Raja funko. Pop it good.
There is that Pokemon fun? All right, you're not a comedian
Professor. I stay with you.
Damn, right. These last few lessons I've
proven that. Okay, let's see here.
There's another one here, from the Hoenn region.
This talks about the move that I was discussing earlier.
It busily flits around here and there.
Even if it is frail it can be a tough photo that uses mirror
move. Hmm.
What is what is your name? Overview of what is me?
Remove, please come basically. I don't often do this, but
let's, let's take a closer look at what this Pokemon move is.
So this is that something to do with whipping out a mirror?
No, not quite so here's the, here's an official description
of the the Spiros move me. ROM mirror move Nero me, as me
as Spiro the Miro move, okay? A Move That Strikes Back.
With the opponent's last move. This move comes after the
enemy's move, don't get how that works.
Okay, by all means of annexes fire blast.
Yes. How do you how fire going to
come out of its burrow buddy? Okay.
What if a okay thanks to its uses hydro pump was about to
say. So do you think that then the
hydro pump would come out of the Spiros mouth or do you think it
would grow Little baby like cannons off of it.
I think you'd come out of its mouth hurts.
I would really like it to grow little baby cannons.
But yeah, or maybe it just pees on the opponent that's hydro
pump. I mean maybe use mirror move.
Okay. Well, hey that that Spiros just
P so happy that day. It's not going to have a hydro
pump so I mean it's not yeah you do it's Strikes Back the
opponent with the opponent's last move whatever Hyper Beam.
It's going to use that fucking, okay.
We're enough shooting stuff, out of things.
What about psychic? It's not going isn't have
psychic powers. What's it?
How's it going to do that? Does it somehow absorbing the
other Pokemons energy or ability and just fires it back at them?
Like, I guess that Pokémon may be putting energy out there into
the universe and then it's just absorbing it somehow and using a
gag. Yeah, I don't know.
That's crazy to me. Okay, this is interesting.
So the description the description from the Gallery of
region for the, for the attack me, remove reads, like somebody
who's trapped in some kind of a simulation and they're trying to
get out this move. Can't be used.
It is recommended that this move is forgotten.
Once forgotten this move, can't be remembered.
What the fuck am I in a coma? Is somebody trying to talk to me
right now? Sounds kind of creepy and weird.
It's a weird shit to read. Yeah, but mostly just say
counter with the same move. Use the user counters, the move
last used by the photo with the same.
Boom, wait the user counters. The move last used by the photo
with the same move, that's, that's confusing to read, okay?
Yes, let's get back to reading the Pokedex entries, right?
We do have a Spiro in, maybe battle Lance from you know, the
dragon Master, maybe, maybe get my spirit to use Draco meteor.
The trigger. You haven't used to dream of
your and yeah, have a mirror move Dragon claw.
So it can, like, I don't know Forum Clause out of its way.
Right. And it, How's that gonna work?
We don't won't know until we try here.
Let me get my Groudon out and then we can you know, okay.
No. You don't have a grout on
bullshit. I had every Pokemon so far.
All right, do you not think that I'm but when we get to grout,
I'm going to pull out fucking crowd on.
I don't think you will. I don't think you have access to
a legendary Pokemon just sitting in your catalog back there in
the office. I don't think that's a thing.
You guys are going to be so freaked out when he turns out,
it's been the same ditto every single time.
Don't say that, that be crazy do, don't you tell me that's
matter P? They've it's all to tell me
matter P has been the same one as as charcoal.
It was the same one as dick, the Cocoon can, oh yeah, they're all
the same did. No, you're lying.
I don't believe you. Nope, I'm going to leave this
class if you mean no matter p is outside and I see him nearly
every single time that I walk to class, and he's just chilling
there as a happy little butter free now.
So you can't tell me. That's a dildo.
Just chilling there, lying this entire time.
To me, to make me feel things, don't forget, God forbid, you
feel things. All right.
So I plug in read the snow and trees yet.
I don't know. I'm gonna read it again.
It's very short. It flaps its small wings, busily
to fly. Using its beak, it searches and
grass for prey. So all right.
Fucking same old, same old. All right, sounds fun.
The last time she was here are from the Aloha region of course
we don't have anything from the you Nova Kalos or gal our region
because they suck. Anyways that's right, yellow
region says it's short Wings. Make it inept at flying again,
just fucking slam it on its flying abilities.
Mmm. It moves about hurriedly and
pecks at bug type Pokemon in the tall grass.
Farmers whose fields are troubled by bug Pokemon
appreciate Spiro for its vigorous appetite and look after
it Farmers best friend. It's Reckless nature leads to it
leads it to stand up to others, even large Pokémon, if it has to
protect its territory. So, you know, it go up against
the Pidgey Pidgeotto. It doesn't care.
Love to see that. Well, just use me.
Remove, that's right, anything anything you go?
Anything you can do, I can do better.
Of course, needs to survive, the move that comes at it first.
That's, yeah, that's the problem.
That's the hard part, because these things are as it says,
multiple times, very fragile can relate.
All right. Less original pokedex entry,
says, due to its short Wings. It can't fly long distances.
It wanders about restlessly and pecks at bug Pokemon.
Okay, so there's only one unique pokedex entry here.
Of course, that comes to us from a shit says unlike Pidgey
Spearow, has a terrible attitude.
It is very wild, sometimes attack other Pokemon and humans.
So it's a piece of shit. MP.
It's a little grumpy puss. It's a grumpus.
See, we saw that when it attacked.
Mr. Curtis earlier. I know it was it did it all?
Hey, it's that's just its nature, mr.
Curtis, you know, not everybody is is prepared to handle the
specific Vibes that you give off.
I think, I think I just I just smell a news too much like bug
Pokemon. It'll just trying to get Get up
in my business. Probably I think that's what it
was. Okay, now I have an unsourced
uncredited article here. That, of course, I'm going to
read now I haven't said this in a while, so I want to make sure
you guys understand what the purpose of reading these is.
It's so that you can look at the as with a critical eye, right?
We now have read pretty much everything there is to know
about about a sparrow. So I want you to listen to what
I'm about to say and I want you to determine for yourself if you
think this is based in truth and facts.
Or if it's, or if it's bad, or if it's Hokum and lies.
Okay, Professor, where did you find this one?
Actually? It's very interesting.
Mr. Curtis because I found this one behind your ear also.
Oh, all right. Spiro is an avian Pokemon.
That is very small. It has rough Brown plumage on
its head and three brown tail feathers.
It has narrow dark brown eyes with white people's and a Hooked
beak. That is light pink.
The feathers covering its wings are pinkish red with lighter
tips and it has a beige Underside with two Thin
horizontal stripes. I'm pretty sure the last like a
but Jillian Pokemon that we've talked about has had a beige
Underside whoring, right? Like Spiro.
Pretty consistent. Raticate.
Rattata Pidgeot Pidgeotto pudgy little ran.
We haven't talked about Knitter and that's Not true, they're
mine although inept at other aspects of flying such as height
and distance Spiro is capable of flying quickly to protect its
territory. However, it must let its wings
at high speeds stay aloft Spiros loud.
Shrieks can be heard over half a mile 1 km away.
And are used to warn others of its kind of danger.
Spiro. What's a mile for a shrieks?
No over half a mile and that's equal to 1 km.
Okay, got you got you. So it says it's pierrot has been
revealed to see in black and white apparently, and will taste
a little color. Yeah.
Doesn't see color. I don't know.
Good for him. Yeah, we can all strive to be
more like Sparrow. It will chase foes and a large
flock. Spiro are found naturally in
open habitats with warmer climates.
Mainly desolate, wastelands and Fields where hunts for insects
Ekans is a natural predator, predator of Spiro.
She's cheese, Dyrdek engines, loves them Birds.
Oh man, I don't know. I feel like it would be a harder
time for an Atkins to handle of Spiro.
His spirits are pretty. Aggressive, you know, like
Pidgey. You just kind of roll over like
a little bitch but like Spiro. Hey, not him, dude.
Yeah, but it's got that top. You be nice to mr.
Baek, seok a look, I love mr. Pecs.
And I miss him but let's be real.
He's not a feisty little bitch like that Spiro that attacks
your face or, or maybe he is and he is the exact same Pokemon
because they're all ditto. No, don't put that.
I to say that those lies out there, don't it would make a lot
of sense that you have access to all of these immediately but
don't but no instead of talking about that instead.
Let's do what I do best which is administer a pop quiz.
Wow, what so had no idea. I know this, this work by real
quick went by, as quick as a sparrow darting in between its
meals. I don't know will work with
that's a thing that will work on.
Hey shut the fuck up Morgan. You know what?
Normally I would yell at you for cursing at me but that one was
fair. Okay.
And it's almost Christmas, You Gotta Be, You gotta be loving,
you know. You can't be too mean your
students which is why you're going to give me 100 on this
quiz regardless? Right.
I will give you 100 on the quiz if you earn it and just a hard
one. Guy is so good luck, good luck.
All right. So I'm assuming that you have
your your pens and Pencils and papers and out on laptops.
Yep. I'm ready.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Wait, well, I mean, you still have your Pokedex?
I can everything else out. Oh yeah.
It's all out. I mean, yeah.
Okay, question number one spirit.
This is a fill-in-the-blank, by the way, Spiros are bad at
flying blank but it makes up for it by flying blank Curtis.
These are just blanks one word per blank, okay, not me.
It was damn sa. It was.
It is just like, spent damn Corbin.
You got your answer in real quick.
I know my stuff. Here we go.
I got you. That is so much that you have
written mr. Curtis.
All right. Hey there.
So Corbin has said, smears are bad at Flying high but it makes
up for it by flying fast and then Curtis responded with
spears are bad at flying. Spheres are better flying high.
And far. But it makes up makes makes it
up by flying but make it up by flying really fast.
So I I put in the entire thing there.
So wait, why did you just repeat what?
Okay, whatever her mind. So again all you had to do was
write high and far and you'd have to repeat what he said
because I just goes into the sentence twice.
You know what I mean? Yeah, you idiots.
Okay. But yes, you guys are both
correct. Its, the answer is high and also
Also. Well, hi is what's bad at and
fast? Is how it makes it up.
All right, there you go. Number two, this one's a little
bit. Good job Corbin.
All right fucking leave the circle jerk for later.
That's not what a coup my eyes. Well the circle and you guys are
both jerks. So that's fair.
That's true. We talked about curses nothing
but nice to you because you're a Spencer.
Would you like to come join our Kumbaya circle after class?
Yeah. No, I have very important
business to attend to. I have I have over 800 Pokemon,
to catch. Oh Jesus Christ.
Got your work cut out for you. I know, right?
Because I have to have one for every lesson work.
Yeah. It requires me to like travel to
different ranges connect to like one of the other professors.
They just lend you Pokemon use for class or you're not friends
with them. Like they not like the after the
Squirtle incidents. But that was just hurt us.
I just I know but I was in charge of it, it died under my
supervision, what happened? Hey, don't stop.
No, that's an ongoing investigation.
We cannot discuss it. It's been once it's been fun
since has had, since this has happened, Jenny has assigned ND
R and D RDR closure return for agreement, me agreement, you
know, I just wait. You know, that squirrel things
taken awhile, hope to get to the bottom of it.
And I hope whoever is responsible for hurting that
poor Squirtle gets arrested. Yeah, just like the same fate
that happened to that person who you know, hurts and possibly
killed that poor Beedrill. You know what?
Let's go on to the next question.
Yeah, that's what I thought. All right, now this is a little
bit more free form. Please name to Pokemon that a
Spiro might eat. Wait, can be the actual Pokemon
or the type? Any two Pokemon that you think a
sparrow might Feast upon? It can be ones that we've talked
about or can be ones that we've not talked about.
Okay, that's easy. I thought, you meant type for a
second, I got you, I got you, are you gonna do?
Is it does have a type. All right, so, but the answers
are in and, you know, I'm just gonna stay together.
You guys actually answer the exact same thing.
Nice, I'm the two Pokémon that said our Caterpie and wheedle
and yes, that is exactly. We cracked in fact, I would
accepted any bug Pokemon that generally lives in a grassy
area. So that's, that's essentially
what Spiro eats is bug Pokemon, right?
Good job. Okay.
This is going great. We're halfway there.
Um, how far away can you hear a Spiros?
High-pitched cry. This one's basically a gimme.
We talked about this so much heard yet.
Mr. Curtis is still typing. Yeah.
Doesn't know. He is that it?
He died. Yes.
I guess he doesn't know is Corbin going to get a better
grade on the quiz than Curtis for?
Wow I've only ever happened. Like probably one other time
that I could think of but hasn't happened one other time.
Oh, I don't know. I actually remember.
I lied. Mm-hmm debatable.
All right, so the question was how far away.
Can you hear a spare Spiros? High-pitched cry.
Corbin responded with over half a mile?
I'm mr. Curtis responded with over half
a mile. A while is the far way you can
hear that. Could cry.
What the fuck Curtis. I just going to read that like
the first couple words there and say that his answer was over
half a mile. Yes, exactly.
Correct. You can hear it over half a mile
away. No laughs will make no noise.
No laughter within one mile more, no less.
That's right, that's right. One last question.
Why is Spiro bad at flying? All right.
Corbin has his answer in and of course, is of course, writing
his fever dream of a ha ha. Okay, both ends are in Corbin
responded. With to the question of why is
Spiro bad at flying? He says, according to the
Pokédex, it is because of its short wings with charred, the
same size as Piggies. Hey, I mean, right, that's what
the Pokedex said. I don't know if it's true.
But yeah, I don't know if it's true either.
I think there's different reason and maybe it's not.
I think, I think in general, Right now horn honks.
So Espero is exactly one foot tall or point three meters tall.
So, let me I think I pretty sure that the exact same height as a
piggy. So their wings are like the same
size. Well, that's how tall they are
but their wingspan might be a little bit, you know, different,
I don't know. But if you look at the, if you
look in the winch out those wings, they're pretty much the
same. Okay?
I think it's just, I think it's probably just their bone
structure or something, I don't know.
Have another hypothesis. I think it's the angle of the
Wings. You'll notice that the Spiros
Wing is kind of angle upwards where a piggys Wings angle
downward so maybe that has something to do it.
Do that again they you look silly when you do that Professor
do it again. Yeah so I'm not doing it again.
It does it does not benefit anyone least of all.
It makes me laugh. See.
Absolutely. No use all right mr.
Curtis responded with Spiro. Spero Is bad at fly because it
has small wings with the flippy flap real fast.
Yep. So yes, both got it, right?
It has small Wings, according Kurdish party.
You write like a six-year-old with brain damage, get it man
because he is a six year old brain damage.
Holy shit, I'm the oldest one in the class.
I know. Curse was six.
Don't say that. What he's six.
Six years in into this class. Yeah.
In the age of if we're going by my class so he's 6 years old,
just raw class time. And really if I'm not in class,
you know, does that time really count in my life?
No, probably. No, of course not.
It's I don't know yours. I would consider that spinarak
time that you have pretty valuable.
I think you would agree. Right.
That's just what I did a Kate. My to on the weekend.
Yeah. Mmm.
I think mr. Curtis is getting a little
sleepy Professor right now. This map, this happens whenever
he has too much social interaction.
He starts to shut down. He starts to just say to you.
So starts to repeat things that he's heard, but in like the
wrong order and then people kind of leave and seven figures of
that, does the trick? Okay.
Alright guys, that does it for today's lessons, I hope you
enjoy. That learning about Spiro the
shitty Pidgey Pokemon Jesus Christ.
Hey, what was your favorite part of today's lesson?
You know, we could always used stanza and these episode, some
happy, you know, I'm gonna be honest, it was it sounds kind of
mean but the part where the were Jack Sparrow pecked Curtis is
face, that was kind of entertaining.
Yeah, it's pretty much the only part that I can remember.
I mean, I will have to spend a lot of time in the chance.
He's office after class. Last.
Yeah. That's I mean basically like a
second home at this point. I mean, yeah.
I mean we use it a lot. It's hey, Healthcare is pretty
good. Put it to good use, why not?
You know. Yeah.
I mean whether why the fuck that it's here?
Use it. I mean like it's literally they
put their hands on you and you're completely healed so like
I don't know why it would a treat.
Why not? Just I'm gonna start just
jumping off the school roof, you know, just fucking break.
Both legs chance, you will help me, right?
She helped that probably not. No.
Okay. But we won't know until we try
but let's not Try now instead let's talk about what Pokemon?
We will be discussing next week. Ooh, mmm.
I'll give you a hint. It's the beak Pokemon.
Oh, I know which one this is. This is uncolored.
Full. Ho, ho, this is a bigger bigger,
a Spiro if you will. No.
Nope, the Pokémon. Oh, wait, no, I get it.
Like as in the weapon, a sphere? Yes.
Because it has a long beak. Yep.
Yeah, okay. Well I'm gonna give it to you
Corbin on this one. It is the non colorful.
Ho, otherwise known as Fierro the event.
Tell me I'm wrong. I mean, come on, you're wrong.
I don't know. I just people tell me to do
things, I do have, I don't know what give me a 100 on every quiz
from here on out, let me pass the class so I can go on my
adventure. We'll see, we'll see what
happens. I also have a very short memory.
I appreciate your Moxie there, my good sir.
So yeah, I know. I heard there's pretty
impressive. I did I did, I did say some
things there that I was not prepared to back up.
Hey, I got you. Yep.
See, you're the professor now. I should be.
Wow, what a turn table. That would be 90.
Now, you get to know you get to have this shitty hours with
terrible pay. That's sad.
Yeah, okay, anyways, so moving on from the awkward silence.
If you guys have any questions for me, or any of my assistants
here. Well, assistant Corbin's, not an
assistant. He's a student.
He's here. Primarily primarily to learn.
You can do so by reaching me at gmail which of course stands for
Gengar mail that address is of course, wwo Pokemon at
gmail.com. If you don't have a Gengar male
you should get one. It's the future but if you don't
you can message me. e on Twitter at wwo P podcast but until then
until next time or until I hear from you guys class is dismissed