Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much, everybody,
for joining me in this lecture on Pokémon biology.
We're doing Pokémon Biology today, guys.
Joining me here in the classroom, in the perfect,
perfectly spherical classroom, as we all remember and can see,
is my wonderful teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, how are you today? Hello there, and welcome to this
world of Pokémon. My name is professor's
assistant, Mr. Curtis. Are you mocking?
Me thank you so much for thank you so much for joining us No
no, I'm not mocking you I'm not no they say imitation is the
most sincerest form of flattery and I just wanted.
Did you hear him, Courtney? He was kind of like, well, yeah,
man. He did it.
He did it in your voice. Too.
It was crazy, yeah. Also joining us here in the
classroom today is our young trainer in training, Corbin.
Corbin, how are you? How's it going?
Hello, I'm the real star of this program.
Thank you. I mean, I think Rocket is still
technically the real star by. The way the real.
Star, I was walking, I was walking home the other day and I
guess guess who's light I saw flashing in the sky?
Hey, back out there. I did not.
I did not see rockets. No, I did not see it.
You didn't see Brownwood International Space Station, was
it the WAS? It the hit it was the space
station. I don't think he's left yet
unfortunately. OK, but maybe I haven't heard
from Porsche either recently. Porsche is probably up there
still working on his equipment, everything like that.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't.
I haven't heard from Porsche either.
I know we're like best friends, but yeah, I'm just letting you
know. I haven't heard from her either,
so I don't know what she's doing.
There she got the lesson released on time, though, so.
She did. I know.
I didn't think she would do it honestly.
Yeah, I mean, who are we? And she, her processing power is
so much more advanced now. Like who knows the limits of
what she can do? Right, I I don't.
All right, so I think we can go ahead and jump in here, get
started, get going, learning about Pokémon.
Before we do that I have a Gen. Garmail here I would like to
read if that's OK. That's fair, that's cool.
This comes to us from us, I guess not technically a student,
maybe. I don't know.
They say their professor Andreas, it says, dear Professor
Jacob, Mr. Curtis. And and then like a little like,
I don't know what that emoji is. I think it's supposed to be like
a side eye emoji. Maybe.
I don't know. It's, it's like a frowning emoji
and it says and Corbin. Why?
Corbin, I think you. Guys are provoking the students
to believe me. What?
Corbin, Just because you are easily bulliable doesn't mean
that you know, Mr. Curtis and I are pushing the students to do
it. You just that's just how you
are. I mean, do you?
Did you not bully a bowl? Wait, hold on.
That sounds like a Pokémon name. I was going to say bully.
A bowl is a great name for a poke is.
That who Buffalot evolves from. Yeah, bully a bowl.
Believable. And he's just like.
Really, he's like. A really mean guy.
He's got like hands so he can pants you.
Yeah, He doesn't have any actual moves.
He just, like, looks at you. He's like, you're ugly, you're
fat. Give me your lunch money.
Give. Me.
Your lunch money. Loser.
I will say Professor Andreas did spell my name wrong though, so
it's it's QYRTUS. Thank you, Professor I.
Feel like it changes every time he says it.
No, it just hey, just write Mr. and then you know, 6 letters and
I'll know who you're talking about.
Right, that's all. It's crazy anyways.
Let your let your heart decide. Enough, enough talking about
potential Pokémon. Bully a bull and moving on to
the Gengar male. It says my name is Professor
Andreas, a professor that is born and raised in the Hon
region that studies how Pokémon interact with each other in the
wild. That's pretty cool.
Hey, nice. Right now I'm studying low tad
and Spinnerak. I made a poem about both of
them. Here is the Spinnerak one verse.
All right, so I'm just go ahead and pass this to the person who
normally reads the poem I. Don't hear you.
Here you go, Mr. Curtis. That's good, I want to read it.
Let me just get a quick little the.
Maple syrup. Here we go.
What the whistle? What the whistle?
Spinner rack in the leaves on top of a mighty tree.
Eating bugs is the key. OK, thank you.
Thank you. That's pretty good.
And there's also a low TAD one here.
Go ahead and pass that on to Corbin, Mr. Curtis OK, Go ahead.
Corbin. Yeah, yeah.
This one is called. Corbin, if you could read the
next part after that as well. OK, this one's called.
I don't know, there's No title. Low tad hat is a dish swimming
with a swish. That's it.
And then it says anywho I have to go my no.
Before that Corbin No. The part before that Corbin?
No, No. That's all I see.
We don't. No, there's a part before that,
Corbin. The part where it says Corbin, I
don't want a Corbin. Star and yeah, sorry, sorry
buddy. Sorry buddy.
I wasn't give you 1 anyway. Home sucked.
Well, OK, well that's that's not fair.
But that's not you're just, you're mad.
You're lashing out. Alright, Take the High Road when
they take the low. Ohh.
Fine, alright, Porsche cuts a commercial.
Wait, what? 34 Lessons in is our first
commercial. Here we go.
Come down to Crazy Larry's and buy and buy your favorite.
Larry over here. Yeah, there he is.
There's Crazy Larry. I'm just a smokesperson for
Crazy Larry's run around if you want to go down to Crazy Larry.
'S Mama jeans. Pokémon Feet Emporium, where you
can buy the feet of any Pokémon you like.
Yep, they're fresh. My jeans.
They love my jeans. No, they're not.
You sell feet, you sell feet. Crazy Larry or whatever.
They want to Pokémon. Yes, we sell feed and we sell
feet. You have feed here to feed your
Pokémon. We also have feet.
You can buy feet. You can buy the feet of every
Pokémon available. Why would you want feet?
I don't know, but you can buy them here for 2990.
Nine. Well, you could use feet and for
so many different things here I'll read off a list you can
your Pokémon's feet bad and suck.
Go ahead, give them some new feeds you want.
Some new feet, yes. Yeah, get some gold duck feet
for your giraffe or it gets so much better.
They could swim the water a lot faster.
We are ethical. We are.
I take the feet off of dead ones.
And Crazy Larry, tell them you're a famous slogan so we can
wrap up this commercial. Come.
On Dad put some feet in those jeans.
I can't believe we got our first sponsor.
I know that we were going to do it.
That was why we started the Patreon.
Yeah, well, the mysteries came ahead.
Sorry, Headmistress came to me and said, hey, I got a sponsor
for your class, go ahead and just leave a spot in the.
If you could go ahead and leave a spot, a commercial break in
the middle of one of your Ganga males, that would be awesome.
So yeah, I can't wait to hear about who that was, but I'm sure
it wasn't absolutely terrible, horrible business here in Golden
Rod City. So Professor Andreas finishes
their Ganga meal by saying anywho, I have to go.
I'm at my meow with his getting hungry.
See you soon. Oh, yeah, You don't want that.
You don't want a hunger meow with.
You don't. You don't.
So obviously, no, no Corbin star here, Mr. Curtis Gold Star, do
you think? Of of course, Professor Andreas,
while they did misspell my name, they did talk about how great
spinner racks are and how they like get up in the trees and
they eat other bugs. And you know, that's, that's
great. You know, they're, they're in
the leaves or on the trees or eating the bugs.
It's a good, good deal. So thank you Professor Andreas
for promoting the beauty that is the spinner rack lifestyle.
Yeah. So thank you so much, Professor
Andreas. So if there are any other
students out there that would like to send a Gengar mail our
way, you can send it to wwopokemon@gmail.com.
The G stands 4. 4 Gengar Mail. Gengar, but we'll talk more
about that at the end of the lesson.
Let's go ahead. You know, focus up, you know,
really, really just tighten up and just learn about the Pokémon
that we're here to learn about. Lock in, lock in or.
Crash out. You know what I'm saying?
You either lock in or you crash out.
You live long enough to see yourself lock in, crash out, or.
You just see yourself become the villain, or you see yourself
lock in and crash out. Is that what it is?
I thought it was locked in or crash out.
You you locked. Out to see yourself become the
hero. A hero becomes no no.
No, you either die locked in or you live locked to see yourself
crash. Out.
That was the most skibbity, no cap skibbity thing I've heard.
No cap, no cap, no no cap. Oh God, Professor.
OK, well, OK, so let's we're we're we're learning about
Pokémon here. It's the classroom.
Let's not forget. Does anybody know what Pokémon
that is today We're? Learning about Stan the man,
right? I need you to be a little bit
more. Oh, that's what I call Stantler,
Yeah. OK, see, I didn't know that.
That's a that's a personal thing for you, Corbin.
I didn't know. Yeah, it is.
But yes, we are learning about Stantler today.
Good job, Corbin. I'm very, very impressed.
Has anybody seen, I mean, I know Mr. Curtis has, I always say
that, but Corbin, have you seen a Stantler?
Yeah, they're fairly common. And they're not.
They're not particularly rare. Yeah, I, I, I've definitely,
I've seen them on my walks in the woods with, with Lucky being
favorite, the fampy. Wow, it's it's been what like I
could spend like a month at this point that that you've been
friends with Lucky being favorite.
How? How is that relationship going,
Gordon? Great.
We cuddle almost every night. Gordon is a little bit jealous,
but you know that's OK. Lucky being favorites, you know.
Career as a professional Don fan racer isn't interfering with
that relationship. I mean, lucky being favorite's
done with that. Well, right.
I mean, they they've reached the pinnacle.
Well, not right now. I know that lucky being favorite
has to do. We're trying to spend a lot of
time together now this like next month or so because for a while,
you know, I think for the next like month or two, Lucky being
favorite has to do a, a, a, a inter regional tour.
So he or she or they has to, you know, float around and and, you
know, show people what they got and, you know, talk a little bit
about their experience winning the Don Fan Derby.
So I know that they're gonna be out of town and out of, you
know, out of the house a little bit.
So wanted to try to maximize our time together before they go on
their trip. OK, All right.
Yeah. And they definitely won't like
forget you in that time. No favorite will not forget me
during that time. No, we have a we're gonna get
matching tattoos before they go. Oh, OK.
What's that matching? All right, man, go ahead and
just sketch that up and put that into the the Patreon if you
could. Yeah.
Yeah, in fact, I'd love a great picture of the matching tattoo.
Yeah, the matching tattoo is gonna be.
That'd be awesome. That was a surprise.
You have to see it. Can't wait.
Can't wait to see it when the lesson comes out.
I know I'll remember. Can't wait.
OK, so I have a stateler here. Let's go ahead.
And just just a word to the wise, be be careful about
staring directly into their antlers.
What? Why?
Now? Why would you say that?
Professor I'm. Just just be careful because,
you know, sometimes people report they see weird things in,
in their antlers. I don't think it's real.
I think it's just fake or or, you know, just a.
Oh, it's a myth, huh? A meme.
A meme, not a meme. It's a tall tale folk story if
you will. OK, so here here is a Stantler.
Oh my goodness, this is a pretty fella here.
He's got nice antlers that are really big and.
Why don't look, don't look, don't look in there, Corbin.
OK, why? Sorry, sorry.
He's just a really mesmerizing. It's like it's like a ripple in
between the antlers. Yeah, I mean, I said not to look
at, but I just, I can't look. I can't look away.
I just like oh. My is there.
Oh my God. Wow.
We tripped and fell. I'm going to go back and look at
the. It's just I, I just fell over.
It's because. You were walking towards it
while staring directly at the antlers.
That happens all the time. Is that?
No, no, don't. Don't look.
You're going to fall and hurt
yourself. Stop that.
Stop it. Looks like a mirage or
something. The Mirage has like weird like
purplish bluish shaped hair. And there's my that might hat
and is it a mirror? Is the standler have like a
mirror or something in its antlers?
Because it looks I see me. Wait, wait.
It's reaching out to you for minutes.
It's I think. I think it's you.
They'll know. What to do?
With it. What?
What is it? Oh, God, it just what the heck
is that? A knife.
A knife just dropped on the floor out of its antlers.
Did you do? It's Oh, it's a psychic Pokémon.
It's playing tricks on us, isn't it?
Right. Yeah, although, I mean, it
looked like it was so doubt, OK, if I may, for the students at
home that we saw a vision and we all saw it together.
We all saw it together. And we heard, I heard some.
Maybe it's. Not a folk tale, and it was
definitely Corbin. He was missing a hand, but it
was definitely a Corbin. He held out a Bowie knife and
dropped it on the floor in front of Real Corbin and.
Then I thought. I.
Saw Mr. Curtis, yeah, he had this huge scar on his face.
By the way, I. Don't know how that happens.
And it said it said what it said.
What did what? What did he say?
It sounded like I said he'll know what to do with it.
Yeah, but it was a lot more ominous than that.
It was weird. Yeah.
Yeah, it was more. Yeah, it was more.
He'll know what to do with it. Yeah, exactly, literally exactly
like that. It almost.
Sounds like you're right. It was like that exact.
It wasn't.
Any OK, It wasn't and tone and everything.
Yeah, it was it. Right, right.
OK, so So what makes? So what's the whole deal that
we're going to learn about? Does Stanler make you like trip
or something like what was? That I'm just going to a little
bit, I don't know, I'm just going to I'm going to pick up
this knife real quick and I'm just going to put it in in the
desk drawer over here. We really don't want to leave
that like laying out here on the ground.
Knife good. I don't trust Corbin with it
honestly. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
What just happened? Well, OK, let's try to center
ourselves a little bit by describing things in the room to
help us kind of like calm down. Let's start by describing the
Stanler Corbin. Could you do that?
OK, so quadrupedal we got 4 legs here, 4 little long legs. 4 legs
mostly is a brown color. It does kind of have like a
cream color on its chest and hold on it's belly.
Now it does have like these little hooves at the end of each
of its feet that are dark brown. It's got a nice little brown
nose and mouth and it's got the ears, these little cute little
ears that flap out on either side has this big old bulbous
round tail, kind of looks like a brown bowling ball.
And then, you know, notably, as we talked about it has these
antlers now they're yellow and they're have like this kind of
like circular shape to them with a couple like maybe like 4
branching little sides that are coming off the, you know, the
end and in the middle of them. So they have like these little
branching paths in, in each of the antlers.
And there's like a little tiny, what looks like a brown ball in
the. At the don't don't look at
Corbin. Antler.
Hey. Hey.
Is that Dawn? Sorry.
OK. All right.
Yeah. So that's that's Sandler.
OK, yeah. I also like that Sandler's kind
of like looks like they got like they're hiding stuff in their
cheeks. They got like, kind of like.
Yeah, really, Chuck, they. Got puffy cheeks and they just
look like they got. They're just slightly annoyed
all the time, just like looking at you.
Press. Yeah, I got kind of like heavy
eyelids. Yeah.
You getting enough sleep there, Stantler?
No. OK.
Are we naming the Stantler or anything?
Do we want to name it? How about Bantler?
What about? What about profit?
Profit. What about Gary?
We already have a Gary, I think. We do there is already That
would be confusing Mr. Curry if we can't have.
Multiple there are multiple Gary's in the world, but I I
guess you're right. Yeah, not here.
Yeah, but we we shouldn't add to that flawed system.
Yeah. OK, Timothy, it is then.
I'm pretty. I'm pretty good with Timothy.
Timothy works. Timothy.
Yeah, Timothy. Timothy.
Timothy the Stantler. All right.
Welcome. Welcome to the family, Timothy.
I am gonna put you back into the pokey ball though, because I'm
very worried about us being hypnotized again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good idea, Perez Sir, good idea.
Now he's back in the pokey ball. I don't.
Know what you're looking. Okay, art.
Okay, well great back up. So OK, let's go ahead and read
some Pokedex entries here. The first one comes to us from
the Jota region. As they normally do, says the
curved antlers suddenly changed the flow of air to create a
strange space where reality is distorted.
OK, so then it wasn't real then, except for the knife that
weirdly came out. Who knew that all you had to do
to distort reality was to change airflow?
T-shirt Wait, never mind. No, that's just, I feel like
that's just a good life lesson, you know?
That's just that's a bumper sticker, not AT shirt.
All you need to change reality is airflow.
Is airflow. That's right, That's all it
takes. The next century says those who
stare at its antlers will gradually lose control of their
senses and be unable to stand. That explains why Mr. Curtis
bad. Yeah, yeah.
OK, see, I was sitting the whole time so I didn't bother.
Yeah, I did see you wobble a little bit.
I did wobble a little bit, Yep. The round balls found on the
fallen antlers can be ground into a powder that aids in
sleeping. So.
So how often are we testing out things that can be ground up and
used for medicine? Not often as we should, I think,
because I mean, I feel like every time we read about it,
it's something beneficial. So I see, here's here's what I
say. Grind up everything T-shirt.
Grind what other? Like Pokey?
Professor Jacob. Grind it all.
Quote. End Quote.
Rise and grind. Rise and grind, put that on a
T-shirt and then have it be a Stantler.
Then maybe with some coffee on it.
Coffee beans. It's probably never been done
before. A really a really buff Stantler.
Yeah, yeah, standing on today. Really jacked rising, got a 10
pack and and like the little V right there on the abdomen.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, pain is gain.
Pain is. Gain.
Yeah, exactly. It's got a barbed wire tattoo,
the same one that me and Lucky Be in Favor are gonna get.
Yo, it's gonna be a barbed. No, no, Corbin, I, I request
that you think about it for a second and maybe come up with.
Fine, it was his idea. Their idea?
OK, Mr. Mr. Curtis, were you
going to say something? Does it sound like you guys
something to say? Just that I think that this
T-shirt would be a great idea for all of us to wear.
All right, so one last thing about this poker next century
that I want to mention is that it mentions that that these
round the round balls fall on found on the fallen antlers,
meaning that sometimes these antlers just fall off.
I guess they yeah, that's Corbin says they shed their antlers.
So I mean, that's that's kind of interesting.
I wonder why they do that. How often they do that?
How long does it take for them to grow back?
Do they grow back or they just do we just have antleris,
antlerless, stantler, stantler lists.
Stantler lists antler lists antlers.
I feel like they probably grow back, right?
It's probably seasonal thing. Maybe there's maybe there'll be
some Pokedex entries on it. The next ones next entries come
to us from the Helen region. It says Stantler's magnificent
antlers were traded at high prices as works of art.
As a result, this Pokémon was haunted close to extinction.
Whoa. By those who are after the
priceless antlers. That sucks.
Yeah, that's, you know, people out there kind of suck
sometimes. Like man, I'll capture Pokémon
and make them fight for me, but I'm not going to take their
antlers. Right, Right.
Yeah, for profit. Maybe Portia was right about her
comment last week about capitalism.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I can't believe that
people, I mean, like, especially when you can find some falling
on the ground, like it seems to be a fairly common thing to find
them on the ground. So why would you need to?
I guess Yeah, you don't kill them.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's, that's pretty.
That's pretty insane. Or just hunting the antlers, you
know, just chopping them off. Yeah, just stantler antler
hunting. Stantler.
Antler hunting. Yeah, exactly.
All right, moving on to the center region, the 1st century
says staring at its antlers creates an odd sensation, as if
one were being drawn into their centers.
I definitely felt like I was being drawn into a Center for
sure. Yeah, like there's a sense of
Vertigo there. Yeah, yeah.
But it's it's weird that none of these mention time travel or
like future, you know? Hallucinations about your future
self, missing various limbs and. Why do you assume it's the
future? Why don't you?
Why hold on? Why do you?
Why do you assume any of that at all?
We don't know. What I mean?
I mean. I guess it could be alternate
dimension Corbin and Mr. Curtis. Let's talk about the multiverse
for the next 40 minutes. You got it.
What do you think I look like in this multiverse?
Do you think I'm also messed up for some reason?
I think you probably a lot happier and I think you're
married. To that Garter for.
Those two things can't be true together, Corbin.
You're right, there's no universe in which those both
those things can be half. Yeah, it's impossible.
Truly crazy. OK, so let's go ahead.
Keep moving on here. There's no entries from the
UNOVA region. I mean, there are entries, but
they just copy what we've already seen.
Nothing new from the Calais region and there's nothing at
all in the Alola region. Gala are either.
Yeah, they just kind of skip this.
One wow. Alola didn't didn't have any
fancy, you know, stantlers with like 2 balls.
Antlers. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you'd have a 2 ball Stantler up in there.
Oh, our, our Stantler has you can see what your future's going
to look like in its antlers and you can manifest it's.
Scary and horrifying. Yeah, or you can manifest the
gold pops out instead of Bowie knives.
Yeah, our stupid ones only have Bowie knives.
Yeah, but we do have an entry from the Hisui region.
It says it's strangely shaped antlers have the power to
bewitch those who see them. Medicine made by grinding up the
black orbs from fallen antlers is an infective treatment for
insomnia. Okay gotcha now does it still
work? I don't have insomnia, but I do
I have trouble sleeping when Mr. Curtis is staring at me from the
window. Will that still work or do I
have to grind it up and snort it?
How do I have to consume? This If you grind it up and give
it to Mr. Curtis, he'll fall asleep and then he won't be
staring at you anymore. Right, but then he'll be.
Outside my window sleeping and that also makes me uneasy.
I can't fix everything for you, Corbin.
Jeez. Gosh, well you know who could
fix everything for me? Alternate version Jacob from a
different timeline. Alternate person, Professor
Jacob. Yeah.
Well, that's because he has a cool robot backpack that has
multiple limbs and can do more things.
He's so cool. I wish I was.
You're a superhero on that one spinner rack, man, I like that.
I am spinner rack man. Yeah, yeah.
I'm your, I'm your and I'm your. I'm your number one sidekick are
your dose boy. I like that one.
I can't wait to visit that timeline.
And he's not, he's not sanctioned by the superhero
committee. I, I do not, I can't associate
with him. He's just a child.
You don't think there's any timeline in which you guys are
like best friends, or do you think there's a timeline where
everybody's nice to me? I mean, we're, we're best
friends right now. What are you talking about,
right, professor? So the Paldea region has two
entries here. And that, that, that, that was
funny. Professor, I don't see our
knowledge because of our because of our good friendship.
I know that you were just you're having a laugh.
So the first one says this Pokémon apparently used to live
in much harsher environments, and thus it once had stronger
psychic powers than it does now. Now, how harsh are we talking
here? I would guess like colds, maybe
like rocky environments, you know, environments that would
greatly benefit from having strong psychic abilities.
Or a duplex in the kind of sketchy part of the Golden Rod
City like where I live. Oh yeah, yeah, down and and in
downtown, in Golden Rod City. It gets pretty scary down there.
You definitely don't want to be out there at night.
I got to jump in front of a big puddle to get in my front door.
You guys saw that right when you came over for Glygar's giving?
Yeah. So it wasn't that big of a
puddle actually. Well, it was for me.
I had to build a tiny bridge so. Oh, oh, you built the tiny
bridge. I built the tiny bridge.
That was, that was. I mean, I thought it was just a.
Couple of stones, but. It's when Mr. Curtis walked
over, it snapped in half. So.
Right, still haven't fixed that yet.
OK, the next entry from the Paldea region says.
It is said that this Pokémon used to be stronger long ago
when it had many enemies. So the enemies is what made the
environments harsher. OK.
And that it was even able to evolve under its own power, you
know, just pure, pure will, just pure strength.
So. So this is the first time right?
Rising grind really cut gorgeous looking ABS Stantler.
Yeah, I mean, not anymore. It could.
Now it's got a beer belly. Prehistoric Stantler could just
like, flex its core muscles and just evolve.
Bounce 1/4 off its Abs. Now the problem, that really
does suck. I don't think there's been a
Pokémon that we've talked about that's lost its ability to
evolve over time. It's just it's got it too easy
now. So there's no way we can evolve
a Standler, so we're never ever gonna learn about its evolution,
right? I mean, OK, well, hold on, hold
on. We've we've, we've found other
Pokémon that, you know, they used to be able to evolve and
now they don't. I mean, Quill Fish, for one,
used to be able to evolve, but it it can't anymore, right.
Yeah. So I mean, it's, it's certainly
possible. We'll we'll learn about them
eventually. It's just that, you know, we'll
have to get to those. They were discovered later.
Therefore they are later in the national Pokedex.
So it's going to take a little while before we get there.
Yeah. Yeah, we'll definitely.
But I I guarantee we will talk about the evolved form of
Stantler in this lesson series at some point, and you can quote
me on that. And it will be recorded and it
will be released. Yes.
All right, so that does it for the regional entry.
Let's move on to the unique Pokedex entries.
The first one comes to us from Ash's Pokedex.
We could have guessed Stantler, the Big Horn Pokémon.
The I Like shapes at the base of its horns produce a pleasant
odor that has a bewildering effect on anyone who smells it.
It can also create startling realistic illusions by shaking
its horns. Stantler from Herds and Stantler
form herds and live in mountainous terrain.
OK, well, that explains a lot. I don't know if that's true.
Well, because I didn't smell an odor.
That may be because I was smelling Mr. Curtis now.
Yeah, Now the whole like realistic illusions thing.
So I guess that just explains it right there.
Those were illusions that we all just.
Yeah, I saw. Except, except the knife.
We still have the knife. We still have a tangible knife.
Did you put that in the drawer? Is it still there?
Could be double check again. Did it disappear?
Yeah, Mr. Curtis, do you still have that?
Can you check real quick? Yeah, yeah.
Let me just I just see. Alright, so it's still there.
OK, so right here. That doesn't make sense if it's
an illusion. And it's and it's let me.
Yep, Yep, it's real sharp too. He's bleeding.
I have to stick this finger over
my mouth. I have to suck all that.
Be careful. If you don't be careful, you're
gonna have to cut your face open like you're that illusion.
Yeah, be careful, Mr. Curious. Yeah, a real scar.
No, I'll go and put this back in my.
I'll put this back in the drawer.
But I mean, like the the future, Mr. Curtis seemed to be OK with
it. Like he's.
Why you think future? We don't know that.
The vision, the vision Mr. Curry seemed to be okay with with with
Corbin giving us the belly knife.
So I I would be surprised if it was, you know, the knife that
cut Mr. Curtis face to have that crazy star.
Making a lot of assumptions here, Professor.
I am. I mean, look, I'm just, I'm just
saying, I think the word is deductions.
Deductions. Yeah.
I think the standler just hit a knife in its antlers and we're
making a big deal out of nothing.
That's what I think. Probably he does that to a lot
of people. And we're all seeing what we
want to see. And I, you know what I'm
projecting. I see.
I guess I want is to have a big scar across my face.
And I want to have one, but we also.
Why would I want that? Yeah, doesn't make any sense.
So who wants me to have a big scar on my face?
Which? Which one of you?
Corbin, are you he? Wants me to have one hand.
I don't listen. I don't Now, now you guys are
making assumptions and I don't. I don't think we should assume
that it's something that we want.
Yeah. I guess it's just like the whole
Gengar scenario where we're just seeing stuff.
Probably, man. Remember the Gengar lesson?
Good times. Yeah.
Are moving on. Moving up.
Yeah, Portia, just play the Gengar lesson.
Lesson the whole thing right now.
Let's play the whole. Thing right here, the whole
Gengar, yeah. Hello there, and welcome to the
world of Pokémon. My name is Professor Jacob, and
thank you so much for attending. All right, it's next.
Oh, that was so good. Thank you Porsche.
I appreciate. It that was a good one.
A lot of I love reliving memories.
Anyways, back to these unique Poke X entries.
The next one once again comes to us from Ashes Pokedex.
It says Stantler, the bighorn Pokémon.
It's large, curved horns suddenly bend the flow of air
around them, which creates A mysterious warp in reality and.
Throws knives at you. And also uses the orbs to
bewilder you via smell There's. A lot going on with this
Pokémon, Yeah, yeah. It's interesting that just like
changing the flow in the air can make a a reality warp.
That's what I was saying. That's what I was saying at the
beginning of the lesson. Man, reality is what we make it.
Huh? This is really kind of like.
Yeah, reality is just airflow, apparently.
It's very easily manipulated it sounds like.
All right, so we're starting to sound like Porsche with these
conspiracy. Theories.
I know it's. The trap.
Let's reel it in, Portia. Play the real it in music.
I'm kidding. There is.
I'm kidding. There's no real it in music.
Not yet. Give it time.
The final unique entry comes to us from Goes Rotom Phone, which
counts as a Pokedex in my book. Stantler, the Big Horn Pokémon,
a normal type. If you look too deeply into the
rings on Stantler's horns, you will feel quite strange.
I like that it keeps extremely vague, like, you know, so it
could mean a lot of different things.
I felt weird. Yeah, I.
Felt weird. Just weird things.
Alright guys, that does it for all of the Pokedex entries on
Stantler. Let's go ahead, I think.
Goodbye. Alright, goodbye.
Bye everybody. Oh, it's Quiz Todd, Quiz Tom and
more time with Lucky mean favorite poor good day on their
tour, No. No, no, no.
Every step. Sit, sit down in your seats.
Curtis, stop dancing. Corbin, stop moving towards.
Oh, OK, fine, fine. We are doing an instructional
video today, so you guys are going to have to work together,
No? Yeah.
So the prompt for this instructional video is how to
take care of your standler without getting hypnotized.
Good luck with that. I got the rubric here.
For the instructional video, you must include information that we
learned in Class 2. You must demonstrate an
understanding of the unique attributes and abilities of the
Pokémon 3 The presentation must be at minimum 3 minutes long.
We've shortened it and it used to be 5 and now it's 3 minutes
long and focus primarily on the topic assigned.
And then finally, as this is a group project, the final point
is determined by your partner by answering the question, how do
you write your partner's participation on me in Yes, you.
I'm pointing at you, Corbin. How do you me?
How do you rate your partners participation in this project?
All right so go ahead I'm going to take this going knife and put
it in a safe location. You guys get working on your
instructional video and we'll be.
Make sure you keep track of it. We'll probably need it at some
point. Professor, we have directed an
amazing. We're ready, professor.
We're back. I've used my film making skills
in my class and I have. I've made something really
really. Class.
Your class you went to class are.
You talking about like you're just, you know, your, your
bourgeoisie, your, your, your proletariat, the corpsman.
Is that what you're talking about?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not talking about that.
What class are you talking about?
I'm talking about, I'm talking about my filmmaking class.
Oh, OK, I get it. I see.
I wasn't like you're saying like maybe you're just a classy
individual and you're just hoity toy.
Yeah, Professor Mandala was teaching me.
Yeah, about film stuff. I've been.
No, no, that's you, professor. You're the classy individual.
Yeah, Professor Mandala, the absol.
I've been teaching me about film filmmaking, so I.
That's right. I took my skills, yeah, and put
them in. He has that effect on me.
Do we want to go ahead and put this?
Yeah, put it in. Here we go.
You created. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it.
Yeah. All right, here we go.
Go ahead and put that in and press play.
Hello, everybody. And welcome to a new
instructional video from Corbin and Mr. Curtis.
I am Corbin and. Welcome back.
That guy, Mr. Curtis, today we're going to teach you how to
take care of your Stantler without getting hypnotized.
Are you ready, Mr. Curtis? I'm ready.
How about you? I'm ready.
Step one. Tell me what it is.
Go. First thing you got to do is buy
a visor. Yeah, you can buy a visor from
anywhere but. Specifically, right, you got to
protect that, protect that vision you.
Can buy one from today's sponsor?
Kick it. Come down to crazy.
Larry. Oh yeah.
You had a sponsor? Yeah.
Yeah, we don't have to. Is that guy selling Pokémon
feet? No, no, no, no, no.
OK. Don't worry about it.
Anyways #2 Corbin, what's the next thing you need to do?
So after you've bought your visor, you now you're going to
get a cloth sheet from any store, doesn't matter which.
We're not going to shout any out because no more advertisements.
So what's after that, Miss Curtis?
Next you're going to cut the cloth sheet into a small piece,
maybe 6 to 8 inches, because then you're going to seem very
special with it. What are you going to do with
it, Corbin? So for step four, you're going
to attach that cloth sheet to the front of the visor that you
bought, so you're not staring directly at the stantler's
antlers, but you can still see most of the stantler as you're
about to work on it, which we're going to get to.
But first we have to get to Step 5, which is important.
Now, Yeah, very important, very important.
You want to make sure that you buy a rolly chair to sit in so
that if you accidentally look at the antlers you've got, you
won't fall over. Yeah, OK.
You'll be in the you mean the chair?
That's right. Not, not like me.
Don't fall like me. Don't fall like Mr. Curtis.
But next, next comes the real fun part.
And what's that real fun part, Corbin?
Now step 6. At this point, you've done all
of your prep work. Now at this point you need to
grab something like a saw or maybe you cheese grater or
whatever works, and you trim the antlers of the stantler enough
to where they don't bend the air in reality.
So we know that the curvature of them is kind of what makes them
bend reality. So if you trim one side or just
trim it so that it's not really as curved anymore, you're
hopefully not going to have that same time bending effect, right?
Now no, no need to cut the whole thing off though, just
manipulate the shape a bit so that they aren't curved the same
way and can't cause ripples in reality, that's what they're.
Having all that, so now what? Now what do I do after that?
Of course, you take the visor off and stare away.
There should be no more visions or illusions with less answers.
I love staring at my Stanler. That's so fun.
That's right. And what's the next thing that
you got to do after that? So.
For step 8, you're going to make sure to get plenty of sleep with
the powder from the balls of the stantler's antlers so you can be
very alert and aware of when they grow back.
So getting plenty of sleep is very important.
That's right. I'm not going to read that.
Sponsor cut this out. Sorry.
It was a mattress sponsor, Professor.
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Professor, what did you think of that one?
That was a pretty baller instruction.
Of it wasn't it wasn't bad. I have some notes here I want to
talk about First things first though.
You it was 3 minutes and 20 seconds long.
So you guys you know passed that mark.
Excellent did it. You did stall a little bit there
at the end and there was that bit about the sponsor which it
might it might have put you slightly under, but I'm I'm
gonna count it as good for now. Sorry.
That part out, yeah, there was a mattress sponsor.
I didn't, I didn't feel like yeah, I.
Know and we did take their money though.
Well, now, now you're giving them free advertisement right
now. So quit.
Quit saying they're Porsche's gonna have to bleep that out,
Porsche. Bleep it out please.
Right. Yeah, bleep out where?
I said. And you have to do it now.
Yeah, do it there, too. OK.
You're just making more work for Porsche.
Corbin. I hope you're happy.
I just, you know, she loves it. She doesn't.
So you guys talked about your main thing was protecting your
eyes from the antlers and then you want to cuz if you you know
they change reality and it causes confusion when you look
at them. You mentioned how they make you
trip, give you like a Vertigo sensation very good.
And it was the fact that the curvature bends reality with so
you adjusted the curvature so pretty good.
Now I do think you guys overlooked something here.
There is there is a component. That was.
About Stantler's horns and it was the the the the odiferous
component I. Do remember?
Well, I thought. I thought only Ash mentioned
that. I mean, it's so, yeah, Ash
didn't mention the eye like shapes, the base of his horn
produce a pleasant odor that has a bewildering effect on anyone
who smells it. So I think, I think there is a
small aspect of the hypnotism happening here in your in your
instruction. But do any of the regional
entries you mentioned the order? I mean, that's that doesn't that
doesn't matter. I thought I thought we were only
basing off the regional entries. When Whenever have we were?
Why would I even bother reading the unique entry?
I don't. Know I've been wondering that
for 234 lessons I'm like why does that because.
They're important because they they have they have just as much
valid information as the regional ones.
Well, I just, I, you know, I didn't even really think about
that because my nose is all stopped up right now so I can't
smell anything anyway. And I just smell Mr. Curtis.
Hey Mr. Curtis, thank you for your honesty.
I will make sure that you still get full marks for this but.
Thank you. Yeah, Corbin.
No, this is a deep effort that doesn't.
Make any sense? But that was a gross overlook on
our case, professor, so I apologize.
So I'm going to take one point off on the first point here.
I think you got well actually I'm going to take it off for the
second point because I think there was an understanding that
was missed. So 3 out of four there, four out
of. 4 But you said you were you were going to give me full
points for that, right? Of course, of course.
Yeah, I meant three out of four for Courtman, of course.
Yeah, three out of four. And then four out of four for
the talking about things that we discussed in class.
Very good. OK, so let's move on to the
final point here. So last point is, of course, you
guys are going to tell me how you think that your partner did.
So, Mr. Curtis, if you could please leave the room real
quick. OK, All right, let me just get
up and walk out of the room. I.
Know he's such a complainer today.
All right, all right, Shut the door.
OK, Corbin, what were your thoughts on No shut the?
Door I know he's so whiny. I'm going to give him a 3.9 out
of four. We round that up to four, so.
OK, well, he did pretty good then.
We'll just say 4. OK, alright.
Any other comments on why? Well, I mean, he was very
adamant about including some of those advertisements in there.
I'm not really sure why I had he like included like 2 of he even
filmed one of them. We had to stop recording.
That's one of the reasons why it took like an hour and a half for
us to make. It I guess it took a lot longer
than. Normally we had to rundown to
one of the shops that will not be mentioned and he wanted to
film it. I'm like, dude, we're wasting
time. We don't need to do this, but.
You got location shots. We did.
We did get some B roll, we get to get some location shots, so
we didn't end up using them 'cause I told him I was like
left on the cutting room floor. And yeah, he wasted some time
with that. But other than that it was good.
All right. So you're you're sticking with
the four out of four? I'm gonna stick with the
three-point. I'm gonna go down to 3.8.
OK, well I guess. I guess I'll do a 3.8 then.
Let's do that, as long as you don't round up.
I won't. All right.
So get you, go out and bring Mr. Curtis back in.
Please. All righty.
Hello, Mr. Curtis. Get your butt in here.
Let's switch. Oh good, I go inside.
You can come inside. Let's go.
OK, All right. I'm back, professor.
I'm back, Professor. What do you want from me?
I'm here. OK.
So what would you grade Corbin in this project out of out of
four please? Well, in terms of his work, he,
you know, he did a lot of good work.
He he he recorded well, you know, he's such a wizard on
that, on that editing machine that he uses to cut the film up
and like re re splice the films again.
It's. Called a computer.
Corbin, you're not supposed to be in Corbin, you're not
supposed to be listening. If you, if you, if you, if you
keep listening. I'm going to take a point off.
That's right. The, the only thing I had a real
problem with is the fact that like, see, I was trying to draw
up some money for the, you know, the GLCBCLBC and GLC.
And so I took all these like extra add campaigns to go edit
these. And he was just really dragging
his feet when I came, you know, we, I tried to get us to go
downtown so we could shoot some site, some, you know, some
footage on site, you know, really promote.
Curtis And you know, you know, I've told you, you can't, you
can't be doing freelance advertisement gigs.
You can't do that. We we got to clear that with the
headmistress. But they said they would they
would put pictures of you up on their their wall in their store
as payment. I mean what?
What better? That's what better courtesy?
They weren't going to give us actual money.
I mean, I mean, maybe there have been some money around, but you
see the. Problem.
You see what I have to deal. With That's it.
OK, You're. You're losing another point,
Corbin. Congratulations.
I hope you're happy.
All right. So what what?
What do you give? Him, but in terms of like actual
production of the content, he did pretty good.
So I'll, I'll, I'll give him, I'm gonna give him a 3.765239 I
think. So 3.7 out of four.
No 3.765239. I don't think that was OK. 3
point. I'll round it to a 3.8 then. 3.8
OK, all right, we could do, we could do, we could do 3.8 again.
OK, that's fine. Again, what do you mean again?
What do you mean again? I mean, I feel like, I feel like
every time we do this, I give him a 3.8.
It's just not. It's not, Yeah.
All right, all right, enough of this.
All right, Corbin, get back in here.
I know you're listening. Get back in here.
Okay, I'm back, all right, See, he was listening.
Too, you did get a 2.8 for that last bit.
What the heck, he was listening too.
No, he wasn't he there's. No, I wasn't listening.
I was in. I was in the I was in the
hallway crying. My eyes.
I. Wasn't I wasn't listening
either. I was just guessing what you
were talking about and responding.
Yeah. All right, guys.
All right, let's focus up. Let's wrap up this lesson here.
Does anybody know who we're going to be talking about next
week? Corbin, you should be very
excited about this one. You, you.
For some reason, you. You are.
Oh, is it just situ I? No, it's just decision.
It's Turtwig. Heck yeah.
Finally. Neither of those.
It's not a Decidui or Turtwig. It's another normal type.
Yeah, by the way, I don't know if I said it.
Stanley is a normal type. How weird is that?
Doesn't make any sense. Weird.
Boring. Oh wait, so wait, it's the
other. It's Smeargle then.
Yes, we are learning about Smeargle next week.
I don't know Pokémon because I'll be honest, I've never
thought about Smeargle, so I don't know, I guess.
I guess we'll all learn about Smirgle together next week.
That's right. So I hope you guys enjoyed this
lesson. I hope you guys enjoyed the fact
that we are going back to weekly lessons.
If you're surprised by that, then yeah, you probably missed
the week that this lesson came out.
That's right. But that's OK.
If you would like to contact me, the professor, you can send a
Gengar mail to wwopokemon@gmail.com if you are
on other sites such as Tick Tock or Instagram, Instagram,
Instagram. Magania.
No, that's when they deliver your grandma right to your front
doors. Instagram.
I didn't want to do a sponsorship with them.
You don't want to, or you do want to.
I don't want to, but that's the good thing I didn't mention it.
We're also on Pumpka Boo Sky. We're starting to post there a
little bit more as well. Now we have a Patreon because we
used to not do commercials. I guess we're doing commercials
in the middle of these lessons, no?
No, no, no, no. One time thing.
One time thing, one time. It's a staler lesson.
No one's going to listen to it anyway.
It's. Fine, but if you, if you would
like to support this class, if you think that we're doing good
work, if we're teaching you good lessons, please, please, please
check out the Patreon and consider donating.
And hey, you don't, It ain't nothing.
You don't get nothing out of it. You get a couple of extra
components. Corbin What?
What can they find on the page? Al takes bloopers, Q&A's, dumb
doodles from Mr. Curtis and the Nuz Lock episodes two weeks
early. I mean, that's pretty good.
And at this point, like, there's a lot of stuff there.
Like it's just too much. Yeah, we're gonna start deleting
it. No, I'm not gonna do that.
It's always gonna be, always, never gonna go.
But now, Corbin, you mentioned the Mew Tube because, you know,
they can watch. They can watch the Nuz Lock two
weeks earlier on Patreon. But you can still watch the Nuz
Lock. If you don't want to, you know,
support the class loser, you can go to the Mew Tube.
Mr. Curtis, you want to tell him what's going on over there on
the Mew Tube? Well, we have a lot of great
like little shorts that have been been going out recently.
So we appreciate that also. Come, come join us every Sunday
and as we all get together and play games together on the
YouTube channel and you can come out, interact with, talk to us,
you know, a couple jokes, crack a couple jokes.
That's it. That's right.
Hang out a little bit on Sunday so you get your week started the
right way. That's right.
Yeah, hang out with us on Sunday so you can get your week started
the right way. Is that?
Is that the new slogan for our? Our stream it might be.
I think so. Somebody.
Write it down quick. That's pretty good.
Somebody write it down. Yeah, I'm.
I'm gonna forget it in a couple seconds.
All right, well, that's gonna do it for today's lesson.
Thank you all for attending. So until next time class is
dismissed.