Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor. Jacob.
And joining me here in the classroom.
Today is my wonderful teaching assistant, mr.
Curtis a load, everybody. Mr. Curtis, oh, why thank you
bye. Thank you, Professor.
Hey, I don't know if you got my email earlier, there's something
I need to discuss with you. What your whatever.
I'll talk to you later at some point.
Maybe, I don't know, maybe I'll think I'm at it.
I mean it's pretty important and okay.
Sure. My student here in the classroom
is of course the the adorable rosy-cheeked.
You know bright-eyed tap wearin trainer and training.
Corbin say load everybody Corbin.
Hello. I love how you said my trainer.
You know that felt really personal that time.
Usually just say those are trainer in here.
Make it seem like I just wandered in like I'm a fucking
hole. Or something, they did.
I say my trainer, you said my trainer and I just want you to
know. That's probably one of the
nicest things you've inadvertently or indirectly or
accidentally said to me. And I really, really appreciate
that. Professor.
I like the idea that you feel like, you know, I am yours in
the sense that like, oh, this is a connection that I have with
the student. So I want to let you know that,
I appreciate that because nobody give me a hard time.
So I was like, I do not recall saying my trainer it happened.
Like, okay, you know what? Editor go through.
Go through the recording. And put right here, if I said my
trainer, or if I said something else, that Corbin mistook for my
trainer today. Back the tapes, my student here
in the classroom. See, I told you.
That's it or I'll tell whore, alternatively, see, I told you
it's right now Professor Plum before the class started.
Yeah, you know. So I took madame After class,
like I typically do to my uncle, like, you poke one day care
Upstate, typically, you know. Yeah, you know, that after
after, you know, we have our shall I say display models for a
class. I take them to the Pokey daycare
Upstate, you know, for them to, like, live out their lives and
peace and comfort in that I've just now, hearing about this.
That's it sounds a little bit, like, I don't know.
No gruesome, what you're describing, you.
Wait, do you like actually take them to a farm upstate?
Or do you know like, you know, take them to a farm?
But today, it's a poke know, it's a poke daycare and it's
upstairs, okay? And, and I'm stage, just really
what? We're, we're Upstate.
Yeah, what do you mean like above Cerulean City?
AB region of region up region. Okay, so north of Cerulean like
really, really far. Yeah, really high up there.
My uncle has a real remote one. But anyway, I was trying to give
Randy Some Madam Ram some alone, time to let her kind of do her
thing. And, you know, I could not, I
could not get her to breathe. Could not get any eggs, you
know, for, you know, roosters purses.
You know, I hate to ask this but did you try bringing her with
another Pokemon? Or I did my just he's he's up
there and And boy is that Raticate?
Instead let me tell you what, oh God I hate this, I hate it all.
But man, I just could not, could not get an egg out of out of
Madame Rama. I wondered if you could, you
know, if I miss something, yes you can.
I probably should have brought this up sooner.
I didn't even bring up last lesson.
You know, that's an oversight on my part so you get an F for
today. Me, I do.
Yeah, you, yeah. All right.
I mean, that's fine. I guess you mean f I don't care.
Okay, listen the professor knows so much knowledge that if he
tried to impart all of it on us every lesson.
We would never in class. Yeah, you just your Pap Petrol
in glad your brains would melt inside your heads.
Like, just trying to consume all the knowledge that I have.
Okay, one we all need to know right now that nobody is not a
Pokemon professor on this Earth. That knows how Pokemons breed
and me. All right?
All we know all we no, is that we let some Pokemon spend some
good quality time together. At some point will come back and
there will be an egg. We don't know the process, okay,
we don't know what happens. What, where the egg comes from
listen. We don't know what it is, but
but Dougie that Prime radicals stug, man, he knows how to get
it done. That's he's doing something
right, yeah, we need to follow him around and figure out what
he's doing, what knowledge he has.
No. Okay, quite the Ladies, Man.
And one thing that we You know however is that it Arena and
Nidoqueen actually cannot breed? Oh no oh yes.
They cannot produce eggs which is very interesting.
Then what's the point of being a woman?
I gotta ask, you know. Okay, this is it is a very hot
take from Corbin. Again this is these are Corbin's
ideas and they do. Do not represent my classroom or
my. Okay.
Seriously, it's an honest. It's an honest to Arceus
question. It doesn't make any sense.
So what they strictly say in the Pokedex entries, we learn of the
last two weeks that these Pokemon are literally noodle
Queen and Arena are made to be mothers and they don't have any
fucking eggs. Are they just adopting children?
Well, okay. This is so I have a kind of an
interesting Theory here. So the question is right?
How how do you like more neurons and how more Knitter ends like
come into the world, right? How does that happen?
Another come so it's interesting.
So there's there's egg types, right?
You don't. You'll have to be the same exact
Pokemon to be able to breed and, you know, make more Pokemon.
So Knitter ran, they ran mail. So first of all, Nidoran female
can have eggs, she's so she can have eggs, okay?
Well, that's a dance. Was one question.
So babies can fuck each other or whatever they do again, just
because it's an unevolved form. Doesn't mean it's a baby, it
does for except for a few Pokemon age is not directly
related to Evolution. All right, right.
I mean, that's not true in the case of wheedle and Caterpie but
they are bugs and outliers nobody cares about them.
Yes. Anyways, so but they ran male
and his line that we're going to start learning about now.
I guess, that's About spoiler for this lesson.
We're learning about nature and male, and his lines, so
Nidorino, and Nidoking, they can all breed.
Now, for most pokemon, if you have a male and female of a
different species, right? They it will always be the
female 1. That is that hatches from the
egg. So it's only the female species
that gets born. So, the question is, when an In
Iran male in any of its line, you know, breeds with another
Pokemon is always going to be that other Pokémon.
However, there is a special Pokémon out there that we
haven't talked about yet. It is a ditto which you can
breed with anything and when Knitter and male Nidorino, or
Nidoking mates, with ditto. There's a, there's a 50% chance.
I think 50% chance, I'm not clear on the percentages but
there's a chance that it will make female it Iran.
So maybe maybe unlike most pokemon, maybe the male
mitterrand's are the ones that carry the eggs and hmm,
ultimately I guess give lay the eggs.
I don't know. It's unclear.
There's a lot. We don't know about Pokemon
breeding, but yes, mr. Curtis, I'm, I'm, I apologize
that. I wasted your time.
I know that you apparently, always take up our Pokémon to
your, what was that? Your uncle, your Randy that to
that, my uncle's big poke daycare center Upstate and
apparently try to make them breed with his stud eradicate.
All of them are the ones that are in the same age group.
Do you, do you do that for all of them?
We'll all the ones that that match in the egg group.
Oh, I mean, you know Toby Toby cannot be satisfied.
His name was Doug a minute ago. That's true.
Okay. So Doug is the Raticate.
Oh yeah. What stone?
Is the dead, ah, Toby's the dead.
Oh so basically you have dug and dug and Toby that are just like
having a bunch of fun together with a bunch of your uncle is as
good at naming Pokémon as you are mr.
Curtis it's weird how that works weights, right argue.
Your uncle is your uncle of made-up character as actually
you this whole time. What are you?
Are you implying that? I run a secret, you know,
Pokemon breeding Farm in the mountains above.
Cerulean City. See, I just thought it would be
a lot to consider. Considering that would be a lot
to grap grass my head around. Considering he already has a
spinarak /re dose breeding center inside of his own house.
That's fair in the, you know, outs just outside saffron.
It'd be hard to believe that he has another daycare center.
You know, several cities up, or he's just like, breeding a bunch
of Pokémon with his stud. Raticate.
And ditto stud ditto, actually, I just don't think he's got the
time, you know, being a teaching assistant doing all that.
I just don't. Sin is running the
inter-regional Society of assistance to professionals.
Yeah. I feel like that name changes
every single. I was literally going to say
that, I think it changes. Every time I do.
I feel as though, mr. Curtis is a being that exists
outside of time, so I think he can, he can really, you know, do
whatever he wants. And, you know, there's a part of
me that is, you know, flattered that he chooses to spend a lot
of it here with us. In the classroom.
Well, when you say a being outside of time, what you really
mean is all of my time is not my own because I give it solely to
you. All that sweet.
That's I mean there's nine it's not round a lot of brown-nosing,
but yeah, it's but, but anyway, let's let us move on with class.
Thank you. All right, so I kind of I kind
of spilled the beans a little earlier early here.
But today we're learning about NATO, ran mail, which is, as the
name would suggest the male version.
Let Iran in this. C'Mon is a very, very different
from its female counterpart because I actually have one here
now before I before I toss it out, calm down Corbin calm down.
Haven't turned it out yet. Or I'm sorry, sir.
I need you guys to be very quiet.
All right, so the male's we learned that the females are
very very docile. In fact they rarely fight that
is quite the opposite case for furniture and males.
They it's Not that they are very hostile.
It's just that, you know, they're kind of skittish own are
very sensitive to loud noises mr.
Curtis get your ASMR voice on. We got this professor.
Well that was that salt shaker. What was that?
What was that noise while you were loading a gun variety?
That's too loud? Applause.
Mr. Curtis, please don't get too close to the recording device.
We would discuss this before now.
I can't hear you mr. Curtis mr.
Perfectly fine. Actually Corbin, that's perfect.
If he could stay like a, oh yeah, Mr. Krabs, keep doing
that. Is all righty.
Let's see, this bad boy. Let's let's let's get in and ran
out here. I mean, I mean, I mean I mean I
mean What can you tell me? You know what, some big
differences here between Nidoran mail and it around female.
He's very cute. He's sniffing the ground.
He's she's very sharp. Well, I would, I would argue
that net around female is also pretty sharp.
Yeah. Well, okay.
Well, first things first, he's a little bit more like pinkish and
purplish. Then he is like teal like his
female counterpart there. Yes.
Did The coloration, very good observation there Corbin
anything else, well obviously, because user, even bigger YP,
huge ears is giant ears, which is exactly why.
Now you, if you look at them you can see them twitching around
and move it around all over the place that like, I mean, beer
bitch. Okay, well now it's running all
over the classroom. Eat from your hand.
What should we call him? Now, Corbin whatever you do.
Don't touch it, spine, pocket us a spot.
I'm just gonna put you what the fuck.
It's good times ahead and put input.
Then around male you better. I'm gonna take him and I'm gonna
throw him back towards you. So you get poisoned Professor
you made a fucking bite. Make it alive finger, don't you?
Hey, don't, you be nice to its Curtis.
You weren't bitten by a Knitter and male.
You don't know, his name is Spike, can I actually?
I do have a, I have a name that I would like to suggest nipples,
nipples only, but I was gonna face.
So we named the other one Madam Ran.
As I said, we call this one, serve ran.
I like nipple nipples nipples but we'll learn later on that.
Would you no liken it to, like the Knights of the Round Table?
Right? It's stoic.
And a sense. Mr. Curtis nibbles, we I think
we've agreed. Yeah, it is.
I'm thinking I'm thinking nibbles on this one.
Yeah I'm glad. It's Curtis, I'm glad I bet you
it's really rude. Okay.
All right. You know what?
Okay I'm not Never this, let's let's dive into the Pokedex
entry as we can get through them pretty quickly.
They're pretty standard stuff here.
I think and pretty much pressure, the East a lot of his
ball. Now, I have to put, I don't
know. Well I guess I guess he snuck
out some house. We're done.
I've definitely put them away. But here, I'll put them back in.
So, let's go ahead and start reading the Pokedex entries,
starting off in the Kanto region, it says it stiffens its
ears to sense. Danger, the larger, its horns,
the more powerful, it's secreted Venom, mmm, similar to the
female version, right? I don't think Warren size was
Apart as big of a deal. I don't think it really did
anything with her but with her potency, I guess would be the
word, right? Okay.
So it's only for the mail that size Matters, right?
Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, size size, definitely
matters with with their toxin in their horns, when it would.
So it really males. Are it really depends on on how
horny they are. If yeah, yeah, Duran males,
prick size does matter. Well, it's again, it's not a
prick is What you think about the prick is Wing?
Like when you like accidentally stabbed your finger you pricked
your finger right? It's a horn, a spine, a thorn.
These are all words for it. A prick is know what a prick is.
I'm looking right at it. He's waving his hands around.
He's in the front of the classroom teaching.
It that's pretty bad but also my hands around.
I don't see who you're talking about.
Right, mr. Curtis right there.
That thing that you love so much.
That Professor what? That's a prick.
Yes. No no.
The professor, he's a prick. He said he glad I got Bitten.
Hey, I said that under my breath.
So you weren't supposed to hear it?
Let's see. Also counts.
Its large ears are always kept up.
Right? If it senses danger, what?
Good please. I was just going to say continue
please. Okay.
All right, please, no, no unnecessary interruptions in my
classroom, its large ears are always kept up.
Right? If it senses danger, it will
attack with a poisonous sting. I mean, duh, obviously, the last
one from the Kanto region says, It's large ears, sense danger,
it extends, its toxic spikes, when angry the size of its body
Thorns indicates its toxicity. What I was going to say, was I
like that, these Pokedex entries actually mention the ears
because with Knitter and female, they didn't even talk about the
ears. I know that once we did around
female, they were like, is female and therefore must
protect young. Yeah, that was pretty much it.
I didn't say anything about the ears.
We got some we got some insight here.
Well okay, but just because this one uses its ears doesn't mean
that Nidoran female uses its ears.
Then around female we learned has a more acute sense of smell
and it can sense. Things better with whiskers true
may use his whiskers to detect the direction of the wind gas
and therefore tries to stay downwind of enemies.
Right. Right.
Yeah it doesn't use his whiskers to detect enemies.
I think we've I need to make that clear because you guys had
some issues with that if I remember correctly.
I knew exactly what you do. Okay.
Yeah. Well I know it wasn't you that
had any issues but you know I can't I can't single out anyone
in class you, keep thinking, you're whispering.
But I can hear you. I mean, like you honestly
leaning closer to me a little bit.
Oh wait. Are you Corbett weight and your
mr. Curtis, she's you guys look so
similar. It's hard to keep you do a
separate. What do we do now?
I'm like 10 years old. He weighs at least like 150
pounds more than me. I'm just a boy.
Geez, I'm not that fat Corbin. He's a ten-year-old boy.
He weighs like 10 pounds soaking wet.
Yeah. We're like we're like 20 to 30
pounds Max. He's little.
He's a little scrawny pieces. Yes, send you is me.
Yeah, all bones, all bones Corbin that guy.
Yep, throw me in the club. I want to, I want to keep
bringing Pokedex entries here it is, is it okay if I do that?
Is it, is it, will you guys? Yeah, I just kind of make a
comment on the ears. I don't know how we got down
this. This score bunny hole.
Or I always saw it as a binary whole.
Ah, yes. Yeah.
Anyways, it is small. This is the Johto region.
By the way, can't remember I said that hi JoJo.
It is small but it's horn is filled with poison, What charges
then stabs with the horn to inject poison.
So that's very, it's very important for charges.
It can learn electric musicals charges then.
Stabs. So charge first, then stabbed,
right? So it absorbs, electricity, and
Powers up and stabs with its horn.
No, right. Charge is in run really fast?
Oh, yeah. No electricity involved.
The next one says it raises its big ears to check its
surroundings. It will strike first if it
senses any danger. Yes.
That's what you kind of want to be.
Come on, be quiet around them because they're jumpy little
fuckers. So strike first, the one that
first hand from nibbles Well, it will strike first if it senses
any danger, okay. Like using its big ears like if
he hears like a stay fucking like a Charizard nearby.
Okay, that's it. Will it will attack first.
Okay, cool. I'll probably die because, you
know, of course, we all know that Charizard can melt anything
with its breath. Well, we don't, that's not good.
It is confirmed. Alright, the next one says, it
constantly moves its large ears in many directions.
It's in order to detect danger right away.
You just don't you just don't give a fuck about that, laughs.
I mean, how many times can you say?
It's filled with poisonous? Got big fucking years.
What are you saying? That's the point.
I said it constantly moves, its large ears.
We haven't talked about the fact that it can move its large ears.
Oh, wow. Okay.
Thank you. That, that doesn't was fucking
looking for, I mean, I kind of figured it's not a, you know, of
course, I can move it to yours. Wow.
Thank you. That see that?
That was his actually interested in voice.
So, It's fair that he's mr. Curtis are you?
Okay friendly. Oh shit.
His fucking teeth fell out. So no, keep up those dangers.
Back in. We're hearing your real voice.
But wow. Sorry.
Oh, thank you!
I guess. I didn't know you had Dentures.
That's weird. You're much younger than I am.
I don't know why you would need them.
Lots of rare candies to make me with.
See more human? What I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to make you. I'm sorry seem more human.
Why? You know you want to make.
I mean I am human of course I just want to make sure
everyone's still comfortable so so you weren't in church.
I'm gonna move on to the Hoenn region.
The male mid Iran has developed muscle muscles for moving its
ears. Come on, special muscles to move
its ears. You guys, guys, I mean, like, I
just Okay, I mean I guess Nitto ran female can't do that sucks.
Now I can't thanks. Okay so I'm going to read this
again. She's Knitter.
An females muscles. Just aren't as big as New Year
and male. No, that's right.
That's right. I mean yeah, you don't need
muscles to stay at home and watch the kids and make
sandwiches. Wow!
Hey listen, everyone listening at home.
These are the views of the professor.
Not the no Wonderful class. These are the view in the
school. The views of the professor Are
the views of the class and these are the views of me that these
aren't mind you. These are the views of poke it
put renowned Pokemon professors World rot, why'd, you know, in
every region. All they care about is you how
good that Mater? Mater a meal?
Is it taking? They would say nothing.
Okay, you through the whole thing about sandwiches in there.
That was just rude. That was s.
Fair enough. It also Does Dishes.
Okay? That's just rude to.
That's why I want to be home. Awaits a fuck where we were
already in the owners. I'm worried the whole thing
again, the male mid around Developed muscles for moving its
ears. Thanks to them the muscles in
its ears, that's what it means by them.
The ear is can be freely moved in any direction even the
slightest sound. It does not escape this Pokemons
notice. So like if a cutie fight, flirts
a cutie fly fly. Rqd fly qt5 farts.
Okay, I'm not sure if cutie flies can fart, mr.
Curtis. We have a test that we'd like
you to find out. All right, I guess that's my
next. My next job I'll come back.
Back to you. Thank you.
I feel like that's like an ingredient in a witch's potion.
It's like q key, fly thoughts and Greninja eyes.
Your mom told you about those stories to as a kid.
Anyways, the next entry here in the Hoenn region says it's
large. Ears are flat like wings when
it's listening to distant sounds, huh?
Yeah, I don't know how that would help helmets.
You know, think that would seems like it would close its ears.
I don't see how that would be You beneficial at, all right?
It's like, it's like, it's beckoning the sound to come
closer to his ear. Flappity flap sudhir's, like
Well. Yeah, if laughs years, like me,
it's it extends. Toxic Barb's.
When it's angered, I think it, I think it always has the toxic
Barb's out but it's like, you know, what?
Just pokes about further, it just makes it just it reca
bristles on its back. Yeah, all right.
Moving on to the center region, only one entry hear it.
It scans surroundings by raising its ears out of the grass.
It's toxic horn is or protection.
Okay. Okay, I knew that horn instead
of just Barb's, I got you the next one from the so like that's
it for the center region and they you Nova and callow so just
like, you know, so it's Kansas surroundings reason.
It's here is its toxic or is for protection.
It stalks of corn is for protection.
Yep. This one says raises, here's how
the grass. It stalks of corn is for
protection. So good.
We know that guys, do you know that's toxic horns for
protection? No.
But I've heard rumors. No way.
Okay. So that Nibbler kind of fold me
this nibbles not Nibbler it right?
Yeah. We don't have we have the rights
to that name. Yeah.
Nibbles with those big with this big chewy buck teeth on the
front there. Well, yeah, it really gave you
give you a 12 didn't either? Yeah, well you did.
It's starting to starting to get a little bit better, I guess,
you know. It is interesting.
Ting will take you to the Chauncey after.
It is interesting that it bit you because like there's not a
single Pokedex answer here that, you know, talks about it biting,
anything let alone its teeth like at all.
Maybe it's like a maybe it's like, it trusted me.
You know, like Rapidash. I like it.
Like it's Fire won't hurt you. If you're on its back, maybe
it's like hey, I'm not going to stab you with my pores and Barbs
but I'll just bite you to let you know.
I'm boss bitch maybe that's what he was doing.
Maybe you trust me enough just to bite me and just let me know
who's boss, maybe. All right, let's move on.
There's one more. You know, there's like a to more
original entries here and they come to us from the gal, our
region. It says the horn on a male knit
arounds for head contains a powerful poison.
This is a very cautious Pokemon always straining, its large
ears. Okay.
Yeah, yeah, we know that. Yeah, I guess so, last one says
small, but Brave, this Pokemon will hold its ground and even
risk its life in battle to protect the female.
It's friendly with Oh friendly. Yeah, like not even in love with
just friendly with. Wow, what a trooper, he's a
real, a real homey. Yeah, and doesn't even say like
female Knitter and says female. So like to be any female.
So that does it for the regional Pokedex entries?
A lot, of course, we have some unique Pokedex entries here.
The first one comes to us from ashes Pokedex, it says, Knitter
and male, its horn is larger than the females, and it's horn
attack. Quite powerful.
Hmm. Yeah.
Since the last one here is, I mean yeah of course it's horn
attack is powerful. It's literally yeah.
In the attacker uses. Yeah of course it's good to do
more damage. You eat is pretty joke, is just
the funniest fucking thing, don't you?
Yeah, that's what it's called bunny.
It's literally it said prick in one of the definitions, I swear.
No, it didn't not single one. I thought I heard it has never
said that that was just you you only worn spots.
Spike, you know, it's all kind of just goes together.
It just, just someone up into one word, prick.
All the same people. So there's one last pokedex
entry here. It's actually, this guy actually
have read this one before it comes to us from goes Rotom
phone. It's the, it's a combined
pokedex entry for a Knitter and mail and it ran female.
So, I just read the female parts last time I'm going to read the
male parts of time. Okay?
It ran, the poison pin, Pokemon a poison type, the mail middle,
First of all, isn't in yet Areno, then Nidoking and that's
it. Um, so of course, actually have
a very, very short uncredited. I'm Source article here.
How short is it? It's so short.
I don't know. It's really short.
Okay. All right, I believe you,
where'd you find this one Professor?
This is in. I actually got a baseball card
and beasts. Yes, base.
It was on the back of the baseball card.
Yeah, they play baseball all the time over in the, you know, very
region, very good. Anyone.
I knew I didn't like you know, Behold Him and play baseball.
Anyways, so this this article says nigger, an mail is a small
quadrupedal Pokémon. Its pinkish purple with darker
patches told you. Yeah.
Thanks. I mean I said that.
Yeah. Fucking told you.
I told you about that. You said you act like you say
going through it out your like it's pink and purple.
We're like no, shut up Corbin you're wrong.
It's Pokemon is red and orange. Well I mean you know good try
though. I just wanted everyone at home.
Know that I got it right. He got for once in his life he
got it right. Alright, continuing on.
It says it has large. Spiny, ears with teal insides
oversized front teeth and Red eyes.
It's back is covered with three lines of large spines that can
release potent poisons. If threatened, the Centerline of
spines is taller than the other two.
And the size of the long pointed horn on its forehead is
indicative of the strength of its venom Knitter.
And male is a male only species as the name would suggest.
Now it says something here, that I don't think it's quite right.
It says that the size of its Long Point here horn on its
forehead is indicative indicative of this.
Rings of its venom while that is true, it's all of the spines
that it Iran has that and I thought it was just the front
one. Now, as I say that and three it
says that I can go back and look, let's go say yeah, I
thought it, I thought it was just the front horn.
That was the bigger. It is.
The more Venom it is but I could be wrong.
I've been wrong size. So from the Kanto region from,
from, from the motherland, it says the Size of its body Thorns
indicates its toxicity. So Thorns uh Thorns body Thorns
uh gotcha a nice dinner and male constantly listen to the sounds
of approaching enemies with his large ears, said, ears have
unique muscles that allow them to be moved in any direction.
And even the slightest sound does not Escape near and males.
Notice in order to listen to distance distant locations, if
flaps its ears like wings again, I don't know how that works.
But whatever, it's in the Baby when angry it extends, its toxic
spikes and charges stabbing with his horn to inject poison.
They Duran male is brave and will risk its own life to
protect net, around female that are in male lives, in Open
Spaces, such as savannas and Meadows, okay?
I mean, okay, I don't know how it's going to hang out with, in
Iran female since then around females like to hang out in
airplanes, but content, I mean, sure.
I specifically are all travelers.
As, as you say, specifically avoided saying, Planes because I
know how much of an issue you have with that word Corbin.
Well, I mean, I'm a problem with planes have been to one once or
twice. Listen, we're not doing this
again. So let's go ahead and and move
on to the, you know, the reason that I get up in the morning,
the pop quiz. So what is that?
What you get up for you? First thing?
When you wake up is like, oh God, pop quiz today before the
coffee. Before you've had your morning,
shit. Oh my god.
Quiz today, is that we do know. Can't wait to see.
I'm sure the professor spends most of his free time thinking
about how he's gonna quiz us. You know I can guarantee you you
to do not occupy much of my brains when I'm outside of this
class. Aw, thanks.
Appreciate it. Yeah, that's ok, Professor.
The late, the the less amount of stress that I caused you, the
better. If it makes you feel better.
I don't think, I don't think about you at all either.
That's fine. I'm you know what I meant?
I'm happy about that. I'm glad I don't want, I don't
want me to be in that. That prepubescent brain of
yours. Now, you had to make it weird.
You know, what isn't weird though?
Corbin quizzes a pop quiz, not the least weird thing that I
know about. So go ahead and get out your
Rotom laptops. Put away your wrote, um, cell
phones. I guess any Pokedex has that you
might have your Knitter and male textbook, put that away.
But yeah, but I do have a pencil.
You will need a pencil. I do have a thermometer.
That's, that's fine too. You can have thermometer, okay.
Aliens got to help you can have it.
All right. Sweet.
Okay. Question.
Number one. How does Knitter and male listen
to distant noises and how does it listen for danger?
This is a two-part question. I'm looking for, how does it
listen to distant noises and house listening for danger corn
responded with flaps its ears like wings to listen forward to
listen for noises ears strained. To listen for danger.
All right, we're going to talk about your answer here.
S corporate. What's what?
Let's read. Mr. Curtis is here, first, when
Nana ran mail mail isn't still doesn't like postage.
That's wrong. I don't know which they're a
nice talking about. Now I don't know when you know
when Knitter and male-male shaped like a Knitter and
listens fedele bird. If you will when a Knitter and
male listens for dangerous, It's different.
Its ears up, right? Find those bad boys.
When it listens to distant noises, it does flap.
Its ears, like it's about to fly away.
All right, mr. Curtis you are exactly correct.
It stiffens its ears, to listen, for danger.
It flaps its ears to listen to distant noises.
No qualms, let's talk about your answer.
You said no no I'm going to be exactly what you said.
You said flaps its ears like wings to listen for noises.
Well yeah, that's what you said. Like regular noises versus I
said, the answer. Like twice Corbin are said the
question twice. Its how does dinner and listen
to distant noises? Oh my God.
How does it look lied? He's over there saying, postage,
Knitter, and he's getting that wrong.
He could like come on me. But korben korben korben.
The only thing you're gonna use your ears for is to listen for
noises. I'm aware of that.
And yeah, it was literally a shorthand version to say
distant. I just Said noises instead of
distant noises, I'm sorry, I didn't add the word distant in
there. I thought you'd be intelligent
enough to figure that out Professor.
Well, it's not that I'm not intelligent and no pain Corbin.
It's that grouping. But are you gonna find that the
professor's? Not until well, if you couldn't
figure that out, you're not intelligent either mr.
Curtis, I got that in time. I said exactly anger, I said
exactly what Curtis did. Exactly told you of Corbin.
Oh, God, to you specific language.
When you answer these questions, Careful Curtis, please be
careful and you on your dentures will fall out me.
Well, here you go. Quick.
Okay. Okay.
Woman korben korben. The only way to get him out of
this is to Tino. Gently rub his head.
All right, so go up there, mr. Curtis here here.
Yeah. I'm sorry I didn't mean to
agitate you. So you sound like an old 80 year
old woman whining and a grocery store.
It's okay, it's okay. It's alright.
Well, I'm glad we sorted that out.
Should we move on to the second question of this quiz Corbin I'm
gonna give that one to you, okay?
I'm giving you should because it was correct unanimously.
I mean you got that it like I was really looking for.
Here was flaps, its wings are flaps, its ears like wings and
ear straighten up well, either ear straighten.
Or stiffen. I would have put, why are you
hounding me, why you have a boom in me about another, okay?
Because if it happens to see, if it fucking happens again, I
swear it happens. Again, I'm getting zero points.
All right, I got it right. There was not a shred of doubt.
You are nitpicking. I've not nitpicking.
Noise is not specific. You know what?
You know what, you get this one wrong or right now.
All right. All right, we establish that.
Got that, got that one. Wrong question.
Number two, what is on ZZ? This one's easy?
Instead of like four different Pokedex entries, what is Knitter
and males? Toxic horn for.
There's one word here. That's tended like 20 different
Pokedex entries. I mean, like it's kind of two
things. What is it for?
I'm telling you and I'm sure I'll get it fucking wrong
because you didn't say the word that I didn't put it this there.
Okay, well here you're being you're being very shitty right
now. I need you to realize that
noises and distant noises are two very different things.
You understood the entire context of the sentence.
So it doesn't matter. You got what I was trying to say
no. For a distant noises, it's not
regular noises. It was a shorthand version.
Okay, it's honestly, it's wrong and I should not be the voice
for it because it doesn't flap with ears to listen the noises.
It only loves ears. Listen to distant noises.
Well, I mean that's what I meant.
That's what I said in there pretty much.
You got to read between the lines Professor?
Yeah, here's the thing, I'm not supposed to interpret your
answer is like I'm fucking reading, you know, a class
interpret mr. Curtis has answers every day.
We have no. Idea, half of what he's saying.
Ayo, hey, I always understand what mr.
Curtis is saying. We're late mr.
Curtis pop your dentures out, again, we'll see about that.
No, no, you're not supposed to know about.
All right, both of both of the answers are in.
The question is, what is Knitter and males?
Toxic horn for corn responded with poisoning enemies and
stabbing and mr. Curtis said they different males
horn is a you you said, dinner and males and there's multiple
knit. Iran's that's wrong then around
males horns horn is for protection against those value,
boys. Now the correct answer here is
protection. All right, so it does say over
and over again. It looks it literally says the
words. It's toxic horn, is for
protection. It's toxic horn, is for
protection. Like that's all it says that,
you know, region, it says that multiple times in the snow
region and in the the Kalos region.
Okay. Okay.
So but it's important here know that it's not used for offense
but for defense it's for protection not for you know like
going out of its way to like attack.
Somebody only attacks if it feels threatened protectively
and defensively poisoning and Amis and stabbing.
I guess it's fine. I'm giving you this one.
You did, you got number one, eat your eggs that giving you this
one that doesn't make any sense. If anything number, I'll be
honest with you. Number two was more wrong than
number. Ah, damn!
You know what? You know, what court record when
you're right? You're right, you get this one
wrong too. All right.
Well then switch them. Let me get number one right.
Nope. Question number three, what is
one scenario? We discussed in which Knitter,
and male will risk its own life. According responded with to
defend a Knitter, an female and mr.
Curtis said, Nidoran, mail is here.
Some really interesting capitalization.
There will protect the female friends.
They are like, we stay on my uncle's poke fun.
Farm upstate quote-unquote friendly with even at the risk
of their own life, okay. I think you're reading a little
bit too much into that term friendly with their mr.
Curtis. But yes, you were you are both
correct that it protects it will defend the Knitter and female.
That is kind of okay. You know I could I could be
specific here. One doesn't necessarily say
Nidoran female of just as female well that would also include an
inter and Well I suppose that's true.
I mean hey it was that is true. Not all dinner and females or
female but all females and it around females my right?
All Knitter and females are female.
That's what I said, right? That is a thing.
I don't think that is what most all females are female and on
and females are female. That's why I said I'm going to
go on to the last question here. How can you tell the potency of
a Knitter and males poison? In fact, I'm going to put a time
limit on your answer. You have 30 seconds.
Starting, finally, thank God. When asking for a time limit
inside my head for a long time, 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12, 13 14,
15 halfway there. Everybody 16 17 18. 1920.
Got 10 seconds. Left, mr.
Curtis 21 should have put this attend 22, 23, 24, 25 26.
If I get to third, yeah, I don't have any answer from you.
I'm not counting it. Joy, that's good.
Let's go do some now eights. All don't take that long.
The question was How can you tell the potency of an interim
males poison of course and responded with by how big the
horns are on its body? Half-excited make a prick joke,
but you didn't and mr. Curtis said, the size of
Nidoran, males horns, / body, spines are directly proportional
to the potency of its them. You know, when I give you a tie
limit, you seem to create a very well thought-out and poignant
answer there. Mr. Curtis Why?
I just feel like I'm letting you down because I mean, yes, that
is a constant feeling, not adding the extra level of flair
and you know, real use as specificity that you've come to
expect from me in my mom answers the the sparkle if you will.
Okay. So yes, you guys were both
correct. The answer is the size of new
neurons in around males horn. So yes, size does matter in this
Case. All right, well guys, that does
it for today's lesson, you know, Corbin you're showing and that
quiz was, it's all around good job.
It wasn't well, you know, was a 50 out of 100.
So, well, I mean, you know, it's 50/50, right?
You will have to stay behind in class to, I got those first two
definitely, especially the first.
Who Professor does he get to come to my my weekly review
session in the library? Actually, no.
You see since he did. So Poorly on the quiz, I'm going
to, you know, require him to go, to go with you to your uncle's
Farm in. It's a really and yet well not
of state of states that a thing up.
Regent also that you know, will make me really pleased just to
see. Just see how how it Doug and
Toby, just really do it. That's right.
So that will be I'm expecting a 10-page essay front and back on,
you know, On out, Toby gets it done.
So yeah, that does it for today's lesson.
If you guys know what Pokemon we will be talking about next week,
you know the Squire did it. No, no, no, no Ryan, you know,
no dinner tonight? No, no Ryan, you know?
Oh, ditto rind on no ghetto Rhyhorn.
No, no rhino. Nerine.
Oh yes. Yeah, Nidorino guy.
You gotta write about the evolved form of Duran bail,
which is not knit Arena but Nidorino.
There's a one letter difference there.
Yep. And it's the eye it is.
Yeah, uh-huh. Wait, wait, no, it's not.
Alright. So if you guys have any
questions, feel free to contact me Professor.
Jacob at our gmail which I'm sure you all know stands for
gang are male. Um, WWL, Pokémon at gmail.com.
If you don't have a Gmail account, that's fine.
You can also reach me on Twitter, which is the flying
Pokemon themed social network at wwo Pokémon there as well.
But that does it for today's lesson.
So until next time class is dismissed Ibis, Curtis pack your
bags. Let's go get this fucking region
Ranch over with. Come on, let's go.
That makes that makes Sure to bring up, make sure to bring a
raincoat. There is a flash though.
I am, I am gonna need you to take the Vaseline from the
medicine cabinet and, and I extra blindfold with you.
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