Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and joining me here in the classroom
today? As always is my wonderful
teaching assistant, mr. Curtis a load everybody.
Mr. Curtis, oh, they all. Thank you.
Professor. I'm, I'm who just just here and
And ready for class. And I'm just, you know, I can't
wait to learn about the Pokémon. We're talking about this week,
that's good. I'm glad.
I'm glad to hear it and of course, no man, I just can't
wait to talk about this one. I'm sensing I'm sensing.
There's something else you wish to say mr.
Curtis. Yeah, no.
I just if just, you know, I don't want to step on your toes.
Go ahead professor. Okay.
Well, I mean, a classroom. You a class wouldn't be a class
without a student. So I shuffled one in here today.
I think his name is Corbin. Yes, yeah, everybody.
Yeah, you didn't Shuffle me in. I came here on my own accord.
I'll probably. Have you ever heard of a Pokémon
before? Yes, I have.
This is week 37 of this class. I think I'm even before this, I
knew what a Pokemon was, but I'm being forced to take this class
in order to get my trainers license.
So I can go. To the world and catch all the
Pokemon and go on adventures or you know, whatever for you can
touch, all the Pokemon you have to learn about all the Pokemon.
Well, I mean, just does every trainer have to go through this
course, or is it just the best of the best?
I mean, come on, you think little, you think little like
Joey's with their shorts are gonna be running around, you
know, learning about Pokémon for 900 lessons.
I don't yeah. Well I don't think there's a
more media come to this class. This is a remedial class for
students who need a little bit of extra help.
In their lives. So not everyone takes it.
Just the people who are special like me, right?
Yeah. You're very special.
You're very special to me. Thanks.
Um, so yeah, so here in this classroom, we discussed one
Pokemon. Oh, look at all the Pokedex
entries for that Pokémon. They're my students know our and
my guests my teaching assistant know what Pokémon were learning
about today. Well seeing as I'm the only
student here I guess I'll answer, I don't know what the
clue teaching It. He's not a student.
Oh, I know.
Okay. All right.
No, no. I Curtis apparently knows
because he's been sitting there the entire time with his arms
crossed Curtis. What is your beef with the
Pokemon today, man? Oh my gosh.
Vulpix. Are he knows it?
Yeah, he wrapped in their bigger cousins.
Nine tails are the worst. Okay, well why I just can't
there there nuisances in their past.
It's and they come and they burned down my web Garden
selling somebody's entire family line, was cursed by a nine tails
and I just I got you'll get that joke.
You look at that joke next week and in they just will not leave
me alone. I mean, come on, it happened
years and years ago, and it's just, maybe, even thousands of
years ago. It's just time to Let It Go.
Know. It was about is about 20 years
ago. I feel like I'm missing
something. I feel like this is Inside joke
that I'm not a part of. What are you talking about?
Listen, Okay, I had a run-in with a vole packs, well of all
tax when I was young, okay? And just starting, you know, I
was maybe on my second or third generation of of purebred
spinner acts and was hours ago and I cannot let that time.
Listen, you know what? It just we can get into it some
more later. I don't want to hold up the
professor, okay? I mean you you do every single
week, but I guess I'm glad that you're starting to notice it now
but you know, I thought mr. Curtis, he said he was young 20
years ago. I don't know why I was under the
impression that mr. Curtis like 6000, I mean yeah, I
young and in my in my naivete of my spinner acts like Saxon, you
have there. Now I have a day.
That's how you pronounce that word little Kalos.
Little cow lows falling to Italy vamsi.
Everything fancy comes from the Kalos region.
Everything He comes in the you know very Regional is everything
so there's like hate them so much I am it just a little bit
slimy. Have you noticed that you
noticed that like I've never I've never been there.
Okay. I have once or twice party, we
know that we're not too hard. The Gardevoir.
Immune oppressor Palm told us about that Jesus.
And anyways, getting back on track.
Yes, we are. Learning above all pecs also
known as the fox Pokémon, and I have one here.
Would either of you girls. You guys like to take a look at
it? You asked that question?
Like the answer is ever going to be know, and I will never seen
one. You seen them all?
I'm not not interested. Okay, mr.
Curtis isn't interested Corbin, would you like to see the Vulpix
that I have today? I mean, if it's gonna bother mr.
Curtis. I don't know that, it's a good
idea to yeah, pulled out, come on, let's hear.
Come on, let's go. Let's go, let's go, geez.
Alright, here's Vulpix. You mean to tell me mr.
Curse that you don't like this. Beautiful.
Beautiful Pokemon. It is gorgeous.
Gorgeous Pokemon.
Beautiful ears. Beautiful little hairdo.
Look at the feetsies. Look at the Toby's.
Can we talk about the toe beans on this little baby?
You seen them once you've seen them all, okay, but don't ever
try to feed 12 a spinarak, okay, one of your Pokémon, that's why
would you feed? I mean, you know, don't you
you're trying to tie one up and feed it to your your Colony one
time I ate never let you. Folks, I feel like that's I feel
like you as a human tying up. A v bags is breaking some sort
of international Pokemon laws. Yeah, you deserve whatever.
Bad bad luck, bad Omens. You got from that.
Yeah. You kind of deserve to lose your
entire spinarak clutch as you like to say whoa.
Wow, that's Tying up a poor helpless Vulpix.
I mean, it was bad. It wasn't that bad calm down
Corbett. I mean that's abuse first the
Squirtle now, the Vulpix God knows what happens mean up there
at the at the, at his uncle's Farm.
The breeding Farm actually, I do know I've seen it and, yeah,
korben korben. What Norman is it abuse or is it
the food chain, the natural process?
Food chains would be, if those spinner acts, went out into the
forest and got that Vulpix themselves.
However, spinner acts are smart enough to know.
I can't eat that because it's Ten times my size and it's also
fire, which is good against Bug type.
See, I know my typing and that would not work.
So if they went out on their own and caught, that type of
Pokemon, that would make sense, but that's not the case.
Mr. Curtis went all out on his own, accord grabbed a Vulpix,
tied it up himself, which is abuse.
And then he tried to feed it a spin.
I think it obviously didn't go very well.
Karma's a bitch, mr. Curtis God.
I think five or six spinner acts could probably take out of all
fix, right? I mean, it was, it was a mix of
spinner accent already doses, but It was really, it was it was
one of my earlier clutches. I hadn't really worked out the
whole, you know, side Pokemon breeding colony to feed my race
enough spinner acts yet. So, you know, I was kind of
scrounging around for food and you know it was just a Vulpix in
the Rye. Imagine tomorrow night crawling
along the ground like a like a spinner or you looking for
Vulpix is under rocks. Well, no, I just whatever
whatever I could find. And I found a little Vulpix and
I was like, you know what it's time.
Its nature taking its course. Do you like it?
Still Pokémon all of this talk about feeding Vulpix has two.
Other Pokemon is starting to scare the cute little Vulpix
that we have right here. So let's let's refrain from
talking about that and maybe comments on some of the physical
attributes of Vulpix. What you guys do is, what's
wrong with the defining feature of this Vulpix here.
Nice. I guess you would say freely
Detail freely kind of reddish, a really ideal for a little curly,
curly curly what I would say coiled may be okay.
All right. Well done wrapped, same thing,
very, very cute. Very yes, how many how many
Tails does it have? Actually, could you count them
on? Two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, wait now hold on.
Wait, that's that's too many. And still together still you're
going up, it's too many okay under there's 13 14 15 what are
you thinking? Put the baltics down.
Oh sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry sorry those six.
It has six tails. Right?
Right, right. So Vulpix is real.
Name is six tails. Nope.
It's Vulpix. Six tails now.
Actually, it's not the amount of tales that Vulpix has is the
kind of variable, and it's Based somewhat on its age and also on,
you know how much I do love. I guess it's been given and
we'll read that more throughout the Pokedex entries.
But yeah, not all Vulpix is will have 6 Tails 6, Tails.
Just the most common number that you'll see and you can see
Vulpix is with more Vulpix says Vulpix.
Well but Pisces if you have with less but generally it's going to
be 6. Will there ever be a Vulpix with
no tail? I mean, I don't think so.
I don't think that will ever happen.
Okay, that would look weird old naturally, anyways.
Okay, gotcha. Yeah.
Anything else you want to talk about Multiplex before I put her
back into her Pokeball. Um, like I said, cute little
hairdo little tough because that goes down in between her big old
ears. She got big ears, big ears, not
as big as clefable, but still pretty big no-nos because
clefable in this kind of like, soulless brown eyes too.
Well, okay, I wouldn't say so. Solace, I would say endearing.
It's like looking into two brownies, it's like looking into
to open voids know which my soul is falling to abysses of
ridiculous. Poor attitude, ridiculous, poor
attitude. All right.
Okay I think this little box is a great attitude and I would
like to add this Pokemon to my collection at home.
I still have the egg that I'm waiting to hatch that I got from
Professor palm, and I'd like to add this Vulpix to my collection
of Pokemon, please. I don't know that eggs kind of
oh no it's like you don't have to keep it out anymore.
You better put it back up for mr.
Carson. Yeah.
I will I'll go ahead and put vorpx Mac into her Pokeball.
By poopoo ppppp wounded, when you've opened that is not the
nickname that we're giving her. We're not calling her poopy
baby, I mean, okay, that's why I can call her my mind.
How about, how about? I mean, I know about we don't
need to nickname. It, it's fine.
How about, I don't think we'll ever say this.
But, uh, how about Vanessa? I don't like it.
I don't like Vanessa. All right, how about six tails?
How about? Yeah, we'll call it, six tails.
Yeah, that's right. Well, if it grows another Hail
or again. Chains are call it good called
7. Tails vs 6.
Tails vs 6, Tails, 6 for sure. Let's just call it.
Let's call her six. Alquiler tails for short.
Okay, six pack. Abs now just yeah, it's Tails 6.
But tails is just a nickname. Yes yes yeah it's six is Nick.
Yeah the nickname for six. Mmm.
Yeah Yeah, she has a friend named Sonic.
Anyway you should we talk about the Pokedex entries now?
Yeah it was sure they were should do that.
At 6:00 would love us to talk about her.
Okay, well 6 is away. So she's not going to hear
anything about this, okay? Starting off as we always do in
the Kanto region, at the time of birth, it has just one tail.
The tail splits from its tip as it grows older.
Yeah. So here it's kind of talking
about, it's just one, it's just one tail in the beginning and
then it splits from the tip just based on age.
That's cool. Yeah, that's cute.
The next one here, says both its fur and it's tails are
beautiful. I mean that seems subjective,
but whatever, as it grows the Tails split and form of more
Tales. Yeah, I mean like a flower.
Hmm, not quite a no, I don't think so.
Looks like blossoming. Its Tail's blossoming like oh
okay. Okay, yeah I could do that I
could see that. Oh maybe we should call it
Blossom. Now that's too close to
bellossom. Okay, name is sick price, you
know, bellossom fix inferior Tales woooooo.
Alright, so down there, mr. Curtis settle down to what
spinner. Exhales that are excellent have
tails. I don't know.
Not yet. Maybe maybe I'll put some tails
on my spin around, get them there.
Oh God. All right.
This next one. Has some interesting information
says, a single white colored tail, splits into six, beautiful
Tails, as it grows older. It grows even more tails.
Hmm. Yeah, so it starts off as white,
huh? Instead of the normal kind of
like reddish dark red? Well six did have a white
underbelly so I guess that makes sense.
I would call that cream underbelly.
I wouldn't say white. I would say eggshell that
eggshell. Yeah yeah about eggshell, maybe
cream. Yes in the Johto region they say
that as it develops its single Whitetail gains color and splits
into six. It's quite warm and cuddly.
Lee. Oh yeah.
Like honestly this is the ideal like lap Pokemon.
I know that's why you gotta let me have it but you're always up
and running around here at your 10 year old kid.
You're going to, you don't spend a bunch of your time, like this.
This is the perfect Pokémon for like old grannies who liked to
knit. Well, you know what, I don't
know if you want an it, if you have a spinarak you get as much
yarn as he ever need. Oh my God, enough about your
spinner acts mr. Curtis please.
Yeah occasion. It's been around.
A great. I guess that, the only thing you
ever want to knit with is spinarak webbing gross, what's
up? It was a wet blanket.
Not me. Yeah, like rips off your hair.
Every time you like take it off. Yeah.
You can't take it off. I'll have, you know.
Yeah, you're stuck with lying. This, the next come down and
inject you with their, with their venom.
We're not talking about spinarak today.
It's Vulpix day. Yeah, we'll probably never talk
about Iraq. Hopefully anyways, next one here
says, if it is a Act by an enemy that is stronger than itself
itself. It feigns injury to fool the
enemy and escapes, huh, sighs? I'll stop.
It'll start like limping around, they'll like fall over and for
the praise like, hey it's injured, now's my chance to get
it. Or if you're a trainer, you're
like, oh, it's injured. Now's my chance to like catch it
with a Pokéball writings. I think that's not a good
tactic. I mean it seems evolutionarily.
It seems to have worked. It's kept them alive for this
long. True.
True true. All right, the next one says As
a body as its body grows larger. It's six warm Tails.
Become a more, beautiful with a more luxurious coat of fur.
No, yeah, just deals with warm, that's cool.
Yeah, I mean I think it's all warm.
I think the whole thing is warm the whole thing.
See it warm whole thing. Yeah, from from toe to tip this,
this one's warm. I bet that luxurious fur would
make a good coat. Oh my God, mr.
Curtis, I'm about to call the police.
You get out of here right now. Now how all right, Professor,
goodbye. All right there, okay.
And by the rest of the lesson without him, let me go ahead and
pull out Vulpix here so we can like, so she can cuddle up on
your lap while we're learning about her really?
Yeah, sure, me. Mr. Curtis is gone.
What's the harm? Sure, sure.
Let her out. Let her out poopy, poopy PP, I
mean six. Six, somebody else climb up
right here. Here you go.
She is warm. It's like a heater on my lap.
Oh my God. All right.
I'm starting to get a little bit worried about mr.
Curtis, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go ahead and push the intercom
and and ask the principal if he knows her mr.
Curtis has, okay. All right, okay, here push it.
There we go. Hello mr.
Principal this is this is Professor Jacob.
I was wondering if you could put out Stuttering, they're a lot,
their friends announcement asking.
If he could make his way back to my classroom, that would really
help me out told to bring snacks to please.
Yeah. If you could bring some, if he
could ask him to bring some snacks and he can get back to
that me, please? I took a class at me now that
the pain in my ass. He never does what he's supposed
to do. What he's supposed to clean up
those droppings, but I'll see what I can do for you.
Professor. I mean, he is invaluable, you
know, to my classroom and if you're being honest it was a
Corbin's job to clean up the droppings.
Okay. All right.
Well I did I literally did my 50 pounds.
Whatever was I supposed to do? All right.
Give me just a moment here. Okay, I'll give you one moment.
All right? One moment.
All right cool, but I just can't take this time to cuddle.
Waddle waddle we 6. This is the first of all.
What mr. Curtis please report back to
class of breaks tax with you. Professors need of you and your
snacks. Thank you.
Are you better put her back in here?
It was a nice coloring with you six.
I love you but here take her back to your back put it back
in. I'm back.
I'm back Professor.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Professor. I should have never left.
I don't know. What got into me.
I just got here. Look, look.
I bought I brought I brought all these for you.
Please Professor just, I'm so sorry.
I'll never leave class again. Yeah.
You should know. Stantler jerky.
I have Stanley jerky after Pidgey jerky here.
Well, just a lot of jerseys, right?
Yes. You know I was just Organizing
my jerky collection in the student teacher.
I don't want to ask, I don't want to ask how you what
different kinds of jerky you have.
I don't think it was that you. Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Hold on, hold on. Hold on to this pile.
Here is that Is it is that squirrel jerky.
Mr. Hogg, I purchased that from a reputable dealer of jerky
behind the Pokey Center. All right, I did not make that
myself. I know what you're thinking.
Yeah, he doesn't make the jerky. He sells the Pokemon to this guy
and then he does the deed, if you will.
All right. Well, I'm glad you're back here,
mr. Curtis with your questionable,
questionable pile of Pokemon jerky.
I'm going to. If you don't mind, I'm going to
continue reading the Pokedex entries.
If that's if that's okay with you guys, that's fine that
because I think that because he is okay, sir, I'm so sorry.
So we're going to move on to the Hoenn region.
There's actually three three Pokedex entries here this time.
So strap in at the time of its birth Vulpix has one white tail,
the tail separates into is 6. If this Pokemon receives plenty
of love from its trainer the six tails become magnificently
curled. So just like I guess it's just a
straight tail at the beginning. I mean, I mean yeah, just kind
of flops there. Well, I mean I guess and then I
don't know. Is it like based on love because
it says like if the Pokemon receives plenty of love from its
trainer then it separates in the six but it's like the curling is
that based on love or did I think there's Rolling his age.
I think what it's born. It's probably a little tiny
little like floof at the back and then as it gets older, the
tail curls when it gets long, okay?
I thought the I thought the tail splitting was a factor of age,
not necessarily floods, its love think it's both, I think it's
both. Okay actually.
Yeah, because like the first ones in the Kanto region, says
it splits into multiple Tails, as it grows older and this one
says, you know, plenty of love. So I think it's a fact.
Actor of both of them. This next one here provides more
information. It says, inside both picks his
body burns, the flame that never goes out during the daytime.
When the temperature rise. When the temperatures rise, this
Pokemon releases Flames from its mouth to prevent its body from
growing too hot. Well, that's cool.
Yeah. So it kind of It kind of
breathes fire as a necessity not necessarily as a as a form of
Self-defense but to like regulate its own body heat.
Yeah that's fair. All right this next one says it
can freely control fire making fire Eeyore's fly like the
will-o-wisps will-o'-the-wisps what?
So it's a form of I believe it's pyrokinesis is what they call
it. So like if I were to throw a
fireball I would be impressed. First of all for the throw a
fireball out of all pecs, yes it would stop.
At midair? I don't know.
I mean, I guess so it says, it can freely control fire.
Makes it sound like it doesn't have any difficulty at all doing
it. Well, that's cool.
I mean, you never said earlier that, you never said earlier
that Vulpix was a sire type. Hmm, a sire type.
Yeah, psychic farmer. We talked about that last week
about how we're going to just combine.
We're just gonna start combining typing.
You're not going to call it Phi cake.
If I could. I mean, if I could work that
sounds, you're saying, thank you very much, like, fighting or
something. Um, okay.
But no, it's just fire types, I don't care.
So no psychic at all. No, not even a little bit.
Not wouldn't lie to me, would you?
No. But you're right, you're right.
I believe this Pokemon does have some psychic Tendencies and
that's why, you know, I'm going to continue on my theory of
saying that this whole you know, organizing Pokemon by their
quote unquote type is just, it's just, you know, it's not a good
practice. It doesn't doesn't make any
sense right round because I mean, literally Vulpix has
psychic powers. It can freely control pot
pacifier. I mean, it would make it.
I guess that's, I kick. I mean, it's literally
pyrokinesis. We have a word for it.
Yeah. Well you have a word for it.
I don't know if we all have a word for it.
I mean it's a scientific Corbin. It's the professor says that's
why it's called. That's what it's called.
All right? Mark, that's fair.
Sure, sure, even if it's not really that cool of us kill
anyway I mean you know alright don't hate okay?
There's that was only half of that pokedex entry, by the way
it goes on to say just before Evolution, it's six tails grow
hot as if on fire. Hmm.
Yeah. So just like you know during
Evolution you said just before Evolution just before well hot
damn yes. Okay this next one.
Here is interesting is actually this is still from the Hoenn
region. It says it's I notice it's
slightly different it says while young it has six gorgeous tails.
When it grows several new Tales are sprouted.
So it turns into a nine tails without being nine tails.
I mean, I think it's possible for a Vulpix to have nine tails,
but not necessarily be a nine tails.
Rain, whoever named these Pokemon kind of a dumbass.
But yeah well I mean Vulpix I think is a great name.
Nine tails is it's a bit on the nose if you ask me, it's a
little. That's that's a little bit lazy
there. Yeah.
Yeah, but it's a Vulpix, has the capacity to have nine tails and
it's is, well young. It has six gorgeous Tails.
So it makes you think that. Yeah, maybe when it's born, it
has one tail, but like, kind of like immediately after that,
maybe like I know a couple of months, It's like already split
into into the sixth, but only if it gets love from its trainer,
right? Yeah.
Rosalie has to receive plenty of lovers, right?
So I guess, I mean, you should theoretically, you should see
like 0 V, x's in the wild with six tails, right?
Because they have no trainer to give them love, unless it's just
an older Vulpix. I mean I guess if you want to
call that a trainer. Well, yeah, it's a combination
of of age and love, right? Is that what we decided on?
It's true. But the Pokedex entry, like,
kind of like specifies and says, this is from the Hoenn region.
It says the Tails so separates into six.
If this Pokemon receives plenty of love from its trainer.
Oh, so you're saying, like you're saying it like a, you'll
never you'll never see a Vulpix with more than six tails in the
wild. Well, now, you won't never more
than 5, right? It separates into six if this
Pokemon RC is All of them is trainer trainer being like that.
The most I could have in the Wilds.
Five, maybe, yeah. I mean, I going off that pokedex
entry, that's what to expect. Sure.
Let's say that. Okay.
Okay, cool. What about mr.
Curtis is on board, he loves Vulpix.
All right, let's move on to, to the Sinnoh region whenever I
have to say to get this class moving.
All right, fine, the center region, they say it controls
Balls of Fire. As it grows its six tails, From
their tips to make more Tales. Alright yeah alright I think
that that does it actually for the center agent not really much
additional stuff to add there. I think there is there is a
unique one here from the, you know, region.
Interestingly enough they say, as each tail grows.
Its fur becomes more lustrous. When held it feels slightly
warm? Yes, can confirm that the body
or the details? It just says, It's a whole
thing, mr. Curtis, the whole Pokémon.
It could mean the whole Pokemon or could mean the whole tale.
I don't know. I don't know.
Okay. So yeah, that does it for the,
you know, you know, her region like always they don't really
have a lot of additional information to provide us.
All right, let's go ahead and move on to the Lola region.
They always have some, some interesting information to add
for us. This first one here says it's
beautiful fur and Tails. Have made it very popular as it
grows. Its Tail's split to form more
Tails. Mmm.
Yeah, that's a, that's a pretty, pretty important piece of
information about politics is that its Tail's split to form
more Tales. We know that.
Okay, good. I'm just glad, I mean, I'm just
want to reinforce that, that's something that happens, right?
All right. Next one here says, from its
mouth, spew Flames, that seem to resemble the spirits of the
deceased. Oh, so it's also ghost-type then
so it's a guy or type. Well, some some people
mistakenly think this fire is a ghost, so oh no.
Not again, exciting, Fosdick type.
You mean to tell me the Vulpix is the first try type Pokemon a
ghost, psychic fire type. Wow, I am not saying that.
In fact, it's just a fire type. That's all of that beat, that
would be psychic goes too far though, so Chic.
I told you to go fire. Fire.
No, it's a Fosdick fo stick. Right.
Okay. Yeah.
You said go fire but didn't include any of this one second
before. Sick type first acoustic, both
stick. I mean, I guess I mean, it's
not. It's just fire.
But all right. Interesting thought experiment,
I guess. Wouldn't lie to me.
Would you Professor? Maybe?
Maybe I would, I don't know. I might, I'm sneaky like that.
Hmm. All right, this next one.
Here says, it's beautiful, tails.
Have made it very popular. However, if it's not brushed
diligently, It will be a mass of Tangles before, you know it.
Oh, turns out at Angela if you don't brush it.
Yes, it's also a grass-type so into ghosts, good buyer, Fosdick
grat Fosdick ass like, you had a saint the end grass together.
That's where they, that's where the first G comes from.
Oh good for. Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, I think would be Gruff first ever.
Grow stick Griffo. So sick.
Yeah. Sure.
Sounds like we're saying it's gross.
It's not. It's beautiful.
So, yeah, I think then it makes sense that in the wild most V
Texas won't have like as main Tails as they do in like if they
have a trainer right. Because then you just see a
bunch of Vulpix is running around with like just horribly
Tangled, Tails matted, matted hair and Tails.
Yeah, that sounds awful. The next one here says
manipulates Balls of Fire to catch its prey.
Ooh, if you raise one from when its young, It will grow close to
you like a puppy. Pokémon Professor.
What's up? Puppy Pokemon.
I don't know. It makes it seem like it's a
Pokemon that grows close to you if you raise it from when its
young. Is that a Pokémon from like the
van? Der Tod region?
I'm sorry. The, what you heard me?
I didn't scan you say it again. I said, is that a Pokémon from
me? Like, there's other regions out
there. We, that aren't in the Pokédex
is It's a Pokémon from the valley Valley region.
Well, you just remember for you, not talk about those other
regions because they have not entered into the Royal Pokedex
Society of Pokedex entries. Those are real one.
Yeah, we will not include them in our discussion here if they
want to, if they want to join the big boys and get into the
Pokedex game, then I'm all for it.
But until then, they're dead to me.
I'll tell you I'd very much like to see this puppy Pokemon,
wherever region, it is from, it's not stirred in and also
says if you raise one I'm from when its young it will grow
close to you like that something unique to Vulpix.
Yeah exactly. Like every other Pokemon you.
If you raise it from from when they're young they're just be
like whatever. What are ya boy guys?
I don't care. Yeah, yeah, I guess, thanks for
the Poppins or whatever. What's, uh, but not ball packs
are any any of these so-called puppy Pokémon.
Okay, so that doesn't for the, uh, Lola region.
All right, and a gal are does have focused entries here.
It's not one of those Pokémon that are banned from the gala
region but it just copies what you've already seen.
So I'm not going to read it now, we have actually interestingly
enough for different unique Pokedex entries, the first
actually, sorry. We only have we have three we
have like three, four Vulpix and then 141 of Vulpix has moves,
which is interesting. Okay.
So these first to come to us, From a shit, says Vulpix a fox
Pokémon. That's interesting.
Normally it says the before its category so there's more than
one fox, okay? It's weird.
They didn't do that for. I don't know.
The the mouse Pokemon because there's like a thousand of them
or the fire bug poison pen. Yeah the poison pen Pokémon.
It's not a poison the Pokemon or write the a flame Pokemon
because I don't know if you've encountered the like them before
but like I know Charizard to Flame Pokemon but so is like a
hundred other Pokémon? Right.
Exactly babies.
Yeah. Okay, says Vulpix a fox Pokémon.
It's six tails are extremely beautiful.
As it involves it grows even more Tales, three more to be
exact Vulpix uses powerful flame attacks and then it talks about
one of those attacks. It talks about fire spin, which
apparently, according to the spokes entry is Vulpix is
greatest attack. Okay, well that's a bit of a
stretch. Their fire spin using powerful
Flames to block its opponent from moving it, then in flicks
great damage. I mean, could be a great great
is a little bit Juris. I mean, yeah.
I mean, I've seen I've seen fire spin action and like, yeah,
blocks them from moving but like, I mean, I wouldn't call
the damage. Great.
Yeah, that's yeah. Bit of a stretch.
I've seen some Pokemon tournaments and league matches
on my TV before on fire spending may just trapped him in a
Textile know. That doesn't mean much.
It has its uses, but dealing damage is not one of those.
Yeah, of course, yeah. All right, the next one, here
comes to us from Maize Pokedex it says ball picks the fox
Pokémon. This one says the fox Pokémon,
interesting? Right, right before evolving
Vulpix is six-part tail can become as hot as a fiery Blaze,
okay, okay, so that that does it for, I know, I said that there's
three but this next one here actually is, for the, a
low-level One variant of what? Yeah, there's a little area.
It's a different form of Vulpix that exists.
Only in the Ole Ola region, we've talked about Regional me
about this was a professor. Let me call Professor Paul.
Well, you know, we cannot bother, we cannot bother the
perform on yes, thousands of student on.
I'm gonna call him know. He's a long number.
Yeah. Keep keep putting it in its,
we're sorry. It feel like I've heard this
song before this? He alone.
Extension number. Yeah.
It's catchy though.
I like it. Yeah.
I really, I really sounds like a really slaps.
I cannot believe it's still going.
It's still going on. All right.
Colin. Okay.
It went straight to voicemail his phone's off.
All right, that or he's always blocked.
Your number. I don't think that's the case.
All right, so let's go ahead and talk about this a lowland
Marion. So obviously these Pokedex
entries come to us from the Lola region.
The first one here, says it exhales are colder than 58
degrees. Are in height.
Sorry - 15 has been adjusted regular 15.
Yeah. So, sorry.
Exhales exhales are colder than negative 58 degrees Fahrenheit.
Elderly people in a Lola. Call this Pokemon by an older
name. You guys wanna take a guess know
what those funky? Cool.
So go sick. Know what was shoot?
What was righteous nickname? Oh yeah, Hotel today.
Oh Dad, this is like that. It's just hold her.
No. Ok, well not exactly like that.
It's just, it's just give me. It was, I don't know.
I suppose. Okay.
It's no, it's not. I can't believe you didn't guess
it's so easy. It's it's Keo, Keo.
Ah, damn, it was on the tip of my tongue, you know, kill Kara,
no Kyoukai. I need to tell you pronounce it,
it's called. Yeah, it's Keo, Keo.
So I hope I'm pronouncing that right we would type is a lowland
Vulpix. Did you say that?
I Haven't said it yet, but it does breathe out air colder than
negative 58 degrees Fahrenheit. So I will let you take three
guesses and the first two don't count.
Okay? Dark oak a psychic.
It's a good thing that there's do.
Don't count ice. Yes, it's a nice type Pokemon.
Okay, actually got it. The first try.
Okay, this one's just ice. Okay.
The next one here says in hot weather.
This Pokemon makes ice shards with its six tails.
And sprays them around to cool itself off.
How does it okay? How does it what?
I don't what make ice shards. Of course, I don't know.
I don't know how it make how the other of the Canto Ian variant
makes fire. Okay.
I don't know how it happens. All right, it's right.
Don't question Pokemon powers. Sorry I woke you can question
them. In fact, maybe you should
question this one and you know, like and like do some research
and dissect, a vault X and whoa, okay, all right, generation.
I swear I do. I think you need to give mr.
Curtis anymore. Pokemon experiment idea.
You're a time. Sure.
We have like, x-rays x-ray machines, or whatever that we
can use to its right to look through through the body of a
Vortex that having to eviscerate it.
Yes. I mean, oh no, but how accurate
are those machines? You know, sometimes you really
just going to get your help Miss.
Curtis, where did you get that? Scalpel please put that away.
We're not just just cause I said I said we're not doing it right
now. Okay.
Yeah yeah your eye was twitching.
We said dissecting a year. Excited, just settle down.
Okay. Alright.
Okay. He's breathing.
Okay, that's good. All right, the next one says, if
you carelessly approach it because it's cute.
The boss of the pack, nine tails will appear and freeze you
appear out of where. Yeah, it kind of like teleport,
things like up and just goes freeze.
Okay, all right Fair. Yeah, I love that it specifies.
It's like, it's like if you carelessly approach it and we
know why you're approaching it because we, you know, we
Working. There is no other reason to
carelessly approach in a lowland Vulpix.
I mean, other than you know, it's dangerous, ice breath and
sprays of ice Shard. I mean, is - 58 degrees
Fahrenheit. Really that dangerous?
Yes, yeah. Okay, I don't know.
Okay, next one. Here says they live together in
a skulk, a skulk. A skulk, helping one another
before eating their prey. They I freeze it solid with
their - 58 degree. Fahrenheit breath.
Holy shit, man. Which eating ice.
Yeah. I guess it's like ice cream or
like a Popsicle or something. I don't know.
Jesus. Alright, the last one here says
it looks like snow come to life and the breath that exhales is
negative 58 degrees Fahrenheit. Another name for it is the keko
keko? Wait, he oh sorry Keo Keo.
I think I'm saying key Kiko, it's kiyow.
Kiyow, kiyow kiyow, but I put an extra two k's in there.
Okay, there is, there are two more entries here from the
gallery region. So let's see what they have to
say. After long years in the other
snow-capped mountains of a Lola. This Vault pécs has gained the
power over ice. Mmm, the all of ice, all right,
sure. Yeah.
I don't know. So, okay, this is the first time
we're seeing this. It does seem as though Oh, that
D is a law. These the, the lowland Vulpix is
a descendant of the Canto, nian Vulpix.
Okay. Yes, that, that see it.
That's kind of what this implies right says.
I'm assuming it says after long years in the snow-capped
mountains of Lola, I'm saying after the catonian ball pécs has
spent years. I think that's what it means.
So it's an evolution of the can Tony inversion.
Um, it's a, it's a mutation will say it's a mutation that sounds
a bit road, but sure. I mean not necessarily mutations
aren't bad. Sure.
Well, tell that to my foot fungus last year, fungus, isn't
it? There's three phases.
That's an infection. There Corbin.
Is that what the doctor said? The doctor said it was a
mutation. Yeah, he said I was a mutation
definitely. He said, this is no foot fungus.
This is, and he looks straight at me a mutation and he took his
sunglasses off to. Yeah, he was wearing two pairs.
He sounds like a cool dude. He's so cool.
Yeah, it's cool. His shit.
Okay the last one from the lowland regions are sorry.
The gala region says if You observe its curly hairs through
a microscope, you'll see, small ice particles springing up.
So that seems to answer part of your question there.
Norman it seems, it seems at least generate them from the
hairs on its tail, right? Okay.
All right, let me go ahead back
and read that one unique pokedex entry.
It comes to us from some, some random person's Rotom Pokédex.
It's different from literally every other program history.
But whatever. We want say who came from
Vulpix, a Lola form, the fox Pokémon and ice type Vulpix is
covered in white fur and was discovered on Mount lanakila.
It's a breath can reach a temperature of 60 below 0 - yup.
They're supposed to hate, I think it's happening up this
Rotom. Pokedex Society didn't have
enough figures to definitively state, that it was 58.
So it I drowned up to 60 it freezing, anything it touches.
So that was a continuation of that last sentence, and then it
does something super weird that I've never seen a pokedex do
before it then pivots and says, and that Vault pecs question
mark, it's a fire-type. When carefully groomed is six
tails. Can be extremely beautiful.
So, I guess, I guess the wrote on Pokedex, kind of like, kind
of like a bird in its gaze. And like notice that there was
also A contain Ian won't legs are like yeah I should probably
tell me about this one too, it's so weirdly worded.
Yeah, it's super, super awesome thing we haven't seen before.
Alright, that does it for the Pokedex entries.
There were a lot for Vulpix which is good.
I think I'll put this is a very interesting Pokemon, right?
So I'm gonna go ahead and read this unsourced uncredited
article here. We're going to see what it says,
see if it lines up with what we've seen so far.
So it says that Vulpix Is a small quadrupedal Fox Pokémon.
It has a red-brown pelt with a cream-colored underbelly.
C cream, told you, okay. Whatever you have at this time,
sure it has brown eyes. Large pointed ears with dark
brown insides and a triangular dark brown nose.
Its paws are slightly darker than the rest of it.
Spelt and have light brown pads or I think toe beans as a Corbin
theater Leo beans for sure. It's want to put them in my
mouth. On top of its head are three
curl blocks of orange fur with bangs, um, and it has orange
tails with girl tips. It is most commonly seen with
six tails. However, Vulpix is born with
only a single white tail. That splits as Vulpix grows, the
tail grows hot as it approaches, Evolution Vulpix is capable of
manipulating fire to such precision as to create floating
wisps of flames these wisps. It's are sometimes mistaken for
ghosts by humans but Vulpix uses them to assist in catching prey
inside. Its body is a flame that never
goes out. When the temperature outside
increases it will expel Flames from its mouth to prevent its
body from overheating. While pokes is known to feign,
injury to escape from opponents too powerful for its defeat and
Vulpix can be found most commonly in grassy meadow areas.
Then it talks about the Olin one.
It says, in the Lola region of all pecs, is adapted to snowy
mountain peaks. So it see, it definitely says
that it was a catonian. Well, fix it somehow wandered
its way into the yellow region, which I don't know how they
would get there. May be on a boat crew.
Yes you will. I don't know.
It definitely can't like it definitely can't swim like
eradicate can it can't run across water either like a
fable? No, well, I mean, yeah.
So I don't know how I would. Cross the sea.
Anyways it has pale, blue, pause, blue eyes, and dark blue,
insides, weight, and dark blue insides.
It's here. Oh, I was like what?
You cut it open and it's got dark blue in science.
Blue. It's now I think it's saying it
has like dark blue inside of its here inner ear canals?
Yes sure. Yeah.
It's what did mr. Curtis are referred to that as
its cochlear. Yes, cochlea cock, cock, cock,
cock, cock. The Pokemon cochlea.
Sure cocks Leah, Leah. Cochlea always.
Ask me out. It's now, I'm gonna continue on
here is more pronounced and pointed than that of non Olin v
x. The locks of his hair, the locks
of hair on its head and six tails are curlier and have them
or wispy appearance alone. Vulpix is believed to have
arrived in the Rio. Oh, okay.
So it tells us how I got there. A lowland Vulpix is believed to
have arrived in the region at The same time as humans but
moved the snow-capped mountain to avoid other Pokémon.
Hmm, never social, I guess not. It can be found in small packs
called skulks that are LED and protected by nine.
Tails a lowland Vulpix can expel breath as cold as a negative 58
degrees Fahrenheit which is capable of freezing.
Anything, anything does this side decidedly not true?
No, no, that doesn't add up. I don't know if it's in the
Pokedex is true. No, it's not.
This is an unsourced uncredited article.
All right. This, this is real, that article
had everything right up until that point until this we're just
blatantly just physically inaccurate just any kind of
knowledge into the world of science and you would know that
that's not correct. Anyways, well it is not suited
to warmer environments. Its tail can produce ice to
lower the surrounding temperature.
If needed an old local name for this Pokemon is the Keo Keo
referring to its White. Belt Weevil is a natural
predator of Allah & V x, a weevil, a weevil.
Yes. So we owe these like the ice and
archetype. Yes.
The the dice, the dice try?
Yes. The dice time that I start.
Yeah. All right.
So that does it for this unsourced uncredited article.
You know, I've been thinking a little bit recently and I need
I've been looking at my grade book and all I really have here
degrade. You guys are just Quizzes and
based on, you know, some people's quizzes.
I'm not going to name names. I'm not going to point fingers,
I'm not going to look directly at Corbin, but you did all those
things, you did all three some students that aren't if it's
we're going just by their grades on the quizzes, they're going to
fail. So maybe fail potentially fail.
So I think I need to introduce a few more, you know, assignments.
And I'm going to, I'm going to test this one out with reading a
lot of these unsourced uncredited articles.
And I would very much like it if my teaching assistant mr.
Curtis present. Yeah, I know I need a professor
right here, present. Yes, we did attendance before
the class started. That's fine mr.
Curtis, if you could for our next class next week, could you
please bring with anything for you.
Professor anything? Okay.
Great. An essay about the biology of a
of a nine tails. It's both.
It skin tone, Ian and zoeland if possible.
Ha ha. Are you sure?
I have to write about a nine tails.
I. But listen, if you're inspiring
Pokemon, professor, you know, looking who looks up to me one
of the best professors at yes, of course.
Settle down there. That's you, you have to, you're
going to be Professor. You're going to have to write
papers, all right? Yes.
Professor gotta get published and this is the perfect time to
start flexing those All right, so I want you in the style of
these unsourced uncredited articles.
I want you to provide for me, the essay on the biology of
nine, tails. Next lesson, can you are, will
you accept this challenge for you Professor?
I will even if it's and and if this even if it's gosh, nine
tails, you'll be fine, you'll be if you hate them more than you
hate ball, Texas or well, I really just just stained them
both. I mean, you know you try you You
try to kill one Vulpix and in the nine tails, still just won't
leave you alone. So you admit it, you tried to
this guy. Needs to be arrested.
Somebody somebody that's listening to this.
If you work, you work for the government or whoever please.
This man has this wild Pokemon eat Pokemon.
That's right. It's documented fact.
All right, I don't think he's just trying to.
He's just a poor man. Trying to feed his colony of
spinner. Can't force the food chain other
than otherwise. It's not as nice to change to
know was a trainers. Vulpix.
Okay. You should let him leave him
walking around free. Okay, did you look at the tale
that was brush to the six of them?
Jesus. Yeah.
You should have known immediately as from the symbols.
All right. Well, I guess if he has an
assignment, I that means no quiz today.
Cool, what? No, I never said that.
I do want to say though if this if this goes, well, if he if
like that assignment works out well, well Corbin you're going
to be up to the plate. Next, I'm going to Expect a
well-worded cited article from you on the next Pokemon that
comes after nine tails and mr. Curtis don't do a good job so we
don't have to do this again. Well I always do the best.
Yeah I'm not worried. I think mr.
Curtis is gonna deliver on his his essay.
I'm very excited. But before then we have to do a
pop quiz everybody's favorite time.
So go ahead put away your Pokedex is Pull out your Rotom
laptops, a pen, a pencil, definitely a calculator for this
one. Maybe a map might help you out.
I got a glow stick. Glow.
Stick isn't, is not gonna help. All right, I'll put that back
up. I'll go ahead.
Put it back. You didn't crack it.
Did you not know? I did not crack it yet?
Nobody can open. All right, so is everybody
ready? Yes, I yeah.
Okay, question number one at Birth.
How many tales will Vulpix have and what color?
Are they hey there we go. Alright so those are the answers
are in. Question was at Birth.
How many tales will Vulpix have? And what color are they Corbin?
Was Van responded with one tail and it's white.
Yes, and mr. Curtis responded with when born
Vulpix have only one, pitiful Whitetail Jesus.
Just, I mean, it's still gorgeous tail and still very
pretty lady. Its kind of didn, T like yeah,
like a single pure white, Lame. I think that's like that has
value in and of itself. All right, so yes you got.
You are both correct. It has one tail and it is white.
Next question, says using the following formula oh convert the
temperature of a lowland Vulpix his breath from Fahrenheit to
Celsius. So and that formula is with t
being the temperature in fahrenheit.
T-minus 32 times 59. I love that doing math problems.
All right so the question was I pretty much I wanted them to
convert. Vulpix has a lowland Vulpix has
breath temperature into Celsius Corbin responded with - 14.4
Celsius. Ian, Curtis responded with a
pitiful - 50 degrees Celsius. Okay, so now we have a
difference in answer here. Hmm, who is the Crest?
Is the correct? Ekta is a correct conversion.
14-point - 14.4 or - 50 will tune in next time to find out.
Now, I'm kidding. The answer is negative. 50
degrees Celsius. Oh, you probably you probably
got your your formula mixed up somewhere - 50 - 32, right?
Well, it would be negative 58, right?
You to 5000 know? I okay, so I thought it was.
I thought I did it wrong like clearly.
Okay, so I was doing it right at first but then I was like, oh,
Added 32 said of - somebody else is going to be a lot lower than
Fahrenheit because Fahrenheit is usually bigger number than
Celsius so I did - 58 plus 32 the second time the first time I
was doing it right? But I was like cool what else
sounds my fault. Why would you do that?
I told you it's it's the temperature - 32 you're trying
to trick me don't trust you. I got it.
It's all right.
I gave it to you. All right.
Not fun. That's hey.
Hey, it's okay. When I was in the right place
soon, I will be giving you got you some more homework,
assignments. The evening.
Maybe you'll get this great out. Fuck.
All right, so, mr. Turner's got the correct answer
but hey, hey, you guys both gave me the correct units.
So I'm very happy that you included that in your answers.
All right. Forget full marks.
Yeah. Okay, question number three.
How does Vulpix escape and enemy?
That is too powerful. Fall quarter responded with,
with fans and illness or injury and mr.
Curtis responded with it. Pretends to be injured, like a
loser. Oh, well, that's just rude.
When it fights. Obviously superior Pokémon like
spinarak and area. Yeah, I could fucking melt the
spinarak and ariados. Yeah, by himself.
He doesn't even need a Pokémon to do it.
Wow. To see ya.
Even though, mr. Curtis his answer was Full of
rage and vitriol. It is correct.
It does feign injury. So, full marks the both of you
on that one. Sweet.
The last one here is, what is a group of Vulpix called.
All right, both of the answers are in again, the question was,
what is a group of Vulpix called Corbin responded with skulks and
mr. Curtis responded with a group of
Vulpix are called a skulk. So, yeah, those are both
exactly. To the answer is a elk.
Let's go. So, yeah.
Full marks, full marks for both of you.
Aha. So hey, overall, pretty good
quiz. I'm happy with.
Yeah, well, you guys did, although except for it, mister,
mister are Corbin. You did miss one.
I did. I thought I knew I had it, I was
on the right path that I know. You see, you gotta trust
yourself more. When you're doing math problems,
all right, always always trust your instinct my but my and
always stinks. I can't trust it.
You know in Instinct. Oh it's okay.
I got you. Yeah like the band anyways so
that does it for our lesson on Vulpix.
Can either you guys tell me what the next Pokemon is that we're
going to kids. I'll give you I'll give you mr.
Curtis to write me an essay on nine tails.
Yeah we're learning about nine. Tails should be super
interesting nine tails has a lot of interesting lore surrounding
it but that does it. Today is lesson, if any of you
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