Hello there. OK, it's got.
To be careful. Don't don't hurt.
Don't hurt your back there, professor.
No, it's fine. It's fine.
I'm just, I'm just trying to get into the classroom.
It's like we had to do you. Want this pipe, professor?
What do? You want this?
We're not. We're not installing the pipe
ship. We gotta, we gotta, we gotta
waterproof the room first. Let's.
Let's say here Come, come grab some sorry, come grab some
silicone, Corbin. We've got to caulk up all the
holes. OK, all right.
Yeah. But make sure, make sure you get
be careful over the lip. We had to install a lip.
OK, This is this is very confusing.
We started the recording device. Did we start?
Yes, yeah, it's, it's running, it's over.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's the red lights on it.
OK, All right, Hello there. Welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for ending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here in Oh God, that
was. So.
Loud Corbin. Sorry, I'm sorry I.
Told you to set the pipes down gently, yeah?
It's that Dang Core sola from last week.
I know it. Joining me here in a different
classroom, it's not a regular spherical classroom.
It's as my wonderful teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, how are how are you doing over there?
Thank you, Professor. Yeah, we're, we're, I'm doing
pretty good, you know, thinking, thinking in hindsight,
waterproofing this classroom may have been easier if we use the
classroom that was shaped like a sphere, you know, then I'm
thinking about it. That's more like a bowl, you
know, But yeah. And it kind of, it kind of has a
lip that goes down anyway because the poker balls.
That's our classroom. Oh, that's, that's, you know,
that's that's true, Professor, I'm so sorry for suggesting
that. No, we, we had to.
We had, they gave us a different class.
OK, nobody's understanding why we're doing that.
While we're doing this, I'm going to I'm going to finish
introducing the people here. The other voice that you hear is
our young trainer in training, Corbin.
Corbin, how are you? How are you doing?
I'm doing OK. I'm not going to lie.
Last week or so I've had a lot of really bad things happen to
me. I've been tripping a lot.
I got a few more scrapes on my foot.
I had another B drill attack me on the way to school like a
couple days ago. How's that one?
Is that one still alive or did you also kill that one?
So anyways, a lot of. Stuff has happened to me.
No, it's just a lot. No, don't worry about it.
So it's I, I, I shoot it away. Let's we'll just not shoot it.
Shoot it, shoot it. No, I didn't shoot it.
No, I didn't shoot it or shot it or nothing.
I just I shoot it. I went woo shoo, go away.
And it went. Threw your shoe at it.
I didn't have to have any help at all.
Nobody came to help. I did it all by myself.
I'm a big boy, but it is. It's good to be here.
I also forgot to mention my grandfather died last week.
That also happened. What I'm?
Convinced it was the Corsola. So for those students who may
have forgotten or may have not, you listened to last week's
lesson, which you should because attendance is important.
Yeah, and it makes sense to what I'm saying.
Now, was this on your mother's side or, or Donnie J's father
passed away? This was my mom's side, so my
grandfather unfortunately passed away.
My mom's. But it wasn't your Mr. Mom and
grandfather. He's not my real father.
Donnie J is not my real father. Johnny Day.
Johnny Day, Yeah. Johnny Day, Johnny.
Day. No, that's a famous actor.
Yeah, Johnny Day. So as I was saying for those
students who may not be aware, Corbin was kicking around a
Galerian Crisola Corsola last week, which is why he's been
afflicted with bad luck, or cursed, as it were.
Yeah, good news is my grandma was already dead, so we can't
take that much from me now. God.
That's last weeks storyline. We don't have to worry about
that. We're on something new this
week. We got a big project going on,
so guys, we are having a lot of new professors and staff members
being added to the GCLCBOTSCLC. Because we got money.
Part of your your hard work in promoting Pokémon education.
Well, yes, you know, they don't like to admit it, but I'm pretty
sure that, you know, my class itself has been, is a large
reason why the GCLCBOTSCLC has had such a boom for sure lately.
And this is an increase in, in, in, in students and income.
So I don't. See any students?
I mean, I'm here alone again, so whatever.
Well, all of ours are virtual. So I mean, most of ours are
virtual. All the important ones are
virtual. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Oh, OK. So anyway, so we have some new
staff members coming in and the headmistress asked me to make a
habitat for these new staff members who happen to be a
school of remerade. So we have a just a large, this
is just a grouping of Remerade coming in that are going to be,
you know, just just different staff members here at the
GCLCBOTSC. LC Are they all teaching at the
same? Time.
Some are teaching, some are. Some are, you know, maintenance,
some are, you know, janitorial, you know, there's.
There's more groundskeepers. Yeah, couple more.
There's two or three more groundskeepers in there, so.
We have watertight Pokémon that are groundskeepers.
How does that make sense? Well, they they have to take
care of all the like the pond and all of the aquascaping that
we do here. Yes, OK.
You're right. But, and I guess I'm going to
bury the lead here a little bit, but so I thought, you know what?
This is perfect. I have a lesson on remerade
coming up. So I'm going to use that time to
to take this classroom, take a not our classroom, not the
spherical classroom, but a new classroom there doesn't native
classroom and we are going to make it the perfect remerade
habitat. And what better way to learn
about remerade than to you make a habitat for a bunch of
remerades. That's what we're doing here
today in this classroom. Now, Mr. Curtis, I believe, is
already an expert on on, you know, he he does a lot of
Pokémon breeding. So he's already an expert on
waterproofing and making sure that habitats are good for for
water type Pokémon. Is that correct, Mr. Curtis?
I mean, you know that. Not necessarily for water types,
but but you know, for the bug types, but there there are a lot
of water type bug types. So that's, you know, that's,
that's that's I guess that's so yeah, I have some.
OK, all right. Just don't fight it.
I'm. I'm praising you.
Oh, well, thank you. Yeah.
Yeah, take a compliment.
Gosh he only gives me like 1 a year.
I'm so sorry, yes. Yeah, So he's so Curtis is Mr.
Curtis has really been leading this this push here.
Let's let's before we really listen to.
It if there's one thing you have to know about breeding Pokémon
is there's a lot of juices involved, Okay, and and you have
to have property we have we have have to have important
waterproofing and sealing in place before you start to do you
know, extensive Pokémon breeding.
So doesn't matter what type it is, water type or not.
There's just a lot of juice involved.
But also, I should mention, we're not breeding here because
we don't. We can't.
But he knows about pipes because he does breeding because
apparently it involves a lot of juices.
A lot. So we don't know how Pokémon
breed, but we know that they involve juices.
Yeah, excrete a lot of juices. There's a lot of moisture.
Like chuckle juices or like what are we talking?
I'm looking at Porsche right now on my on my, on my computer
here. I'm trying to figure out if
she's going to let us keep all this in.
She's shaking her head yes or nodding her head yes.
So I I guess. We, I guess maybe, yes, maybe.
I mean, maybe we'll leave, leave it at that.
We'll leave it at that. Yeah, so before we get into it
more, I have a Gengar male here that I would like to read.
Do we have to? Do we really have time for?
A game. I think you're gonna like this
one, Corbin. Because it's entitled fan art
for Corbin. A Gengar male.
Let's read it. Hey, that's what I thought.
So this comes to us from a student named Jacob, not me.
Different Jacob, it says. Hello Corbin Kerpus and
Professor Jacob haha. I got your name wrong.
No, that's that's a way you could spell it.
Wait, so is your name pronounced Kerpus?
How? I've been saying it wrong the
whole time. No, no, no.
It is Mr. Curtis, but there's about it's like, it's like, you
know, sometimes people pronounce words like tomato, tomato
differently or potato. Potato.
My name is pronounced one way, but it's spelled a bunch of
different ways. Gotcha.
Any word that you're reading could be a Mr. Curtis.
That's right, it could be Mr. Curtis, pronounce Mr. Curtis,
but just spelled many different ways.
But at what point does it get spelled so incorrectly that it's
not even the same thing? So like, can I type out curdled
lips and still call you Curtis? No, no, no, no.
No, no, that's. Too.
That's too far off. That's right.
Yeah, sorry. How about curt lips?
That is actually, that's OK, that's OK.
That's a variation. Yeah, Curt lips.
Gotcha. But it's again still pronounced
Curtis. But it's pronounced Mr. Curtis,
so if you. Mr. Curtis.
That's right. Yeah.
So if you if you, as long as you type, Mr. Curtis, you're fine.
And it's all. They're good.
Doesn't matter how you spell it, it comes up.
Yeah, perfect. Search engine optimization right
there. That's right.
Anyways, Jacob's Ginger Mail goes on to say I loved the
lesson over Hop Hip. I learned so much.
And my favorite part was hearing about Corbin's dedication to
being a Cub Chew Scout. Although, well, I mean, but
you're you, you hate them now, right Corbin?
Now you're a. Corbin Well, I mean, I have, I
have, I have a Corp, I have my own, I have my own Corp.
Cub affiliation. The Cub Chew scouts were cool.
It's a little bit of a falling out, so.
So have you have any, has anybody else joined the Cub, the
the CORB, the CORB Cubs? Gordon is still thinking about
it. I ask him every week and he kind
of just like, you know, puts his hand up like this and kind of
moves it around back and forth, like maybe.
I asked and he denied and he won't let me join.
Yeah, I won't let him join. He wants to, but I won't let
him. And then my mom said no.
And Donnie J. What about your sister Pika?
We don't. We're not supposed to talk about
her. We or.
Like you, everyone is not supposed to talk about her.
Now Pika's a little insane and like I said, she's going in and
out of the mental hospital. She she bites a.
Lot we should have her on the On the Lesson series at some point.
Oh no, she will bite the recording device and swallow it
whole. I don't think that's a good idea
unless you want the whole lesson to be her digestive juices
curdling and stuff in her stomach.
I don't think it's a good idea because she will eat this
recording device. She's insane.
She is a deranged child, so yeah.
No, peak is not a part of it. Okay, so Jacob's ginger male
goes on to say they said that they admire your dedication to
being a Cup Chew scout. Although I have to admit,
initially I thought the scouts were surrounding the Pokémon Cub
Foo and not Cub Chew. But here are some interesting
statistics I've learned about Cub Chew Scouts.
Let's hear it. 45% of Cub Chew Scout graduates have challenged
at least one of the Elite 4. Challenged at least one.
Right, You could, you could challenge, granted you can.
That's not that impressive because you could challenge them
Literally just seeing them get out of the car and be like, hey,
I want to fight you. Like that's challenging them.
Well I mean I assume it's AI. Assume it's a Pokémon Challenge.
Challenge, I said. That's what that metric is.
Well, that's what I meant. Yeah.
Like anybody could. Like, I could walk up to
Lorelei, right? No reason to pick her.
She is gorgeous, though. But no reason.
But I well, let's say I walk up to work.
Lorelei, she's leaving the limo and I'm like, hey, I want to
challenge you. That's still challenging
somebody. You know what I mean?
Anybody could do that. That's not impressive.
So anyways, next. Next fact.
Well I think but OK to officially challenge one of the
Elite 4 which is what I think this is saying, you need to have
8 gym badges from the region. So that means that 45% of Kubchu
scouts have gotten. Eight gym badges maybe, unless
they're challenged them to a game of badminton.
And then? It's yeah.
It doesn't say what the challenge is.
It's very vague and I don't really interpret that as them
receiving 8 badges and then successfully, you know, getting
to fight them in the arena at the Pokémon League.
I don't buy it. I just don't buy it.
Doesn't sound like Kubchu scouts.
Maybe when I was a part of it, but not not now.
Well, then the next one is a little bit confusing as well,
because it says one out of four Cub Juice Scouts have earned at
least three gym badges in their region.
So that's what, 25%? So yeah, so again, the challenge
thing doesn't add up because. Yeah, because only be that then
more of them who have gotten at least three gym badges have
challenged Elite 4, which you can't do unless you got eight
gym badges. Ah.
OK, I'm trying to process that math and I don't know that it's
working in my brain. Let's keep moving.
The last statistic is 40% of Pokémon professors were a cub
juice scout in their childhoods. So a lot of a lot of Pokémon
professors were Kuchu scouts, apparently.
I I were, you weren't. A Kuchu scout.
You weren't a a Kuchu scout. No, no, no.
Any kind of organized religion like that.
I'm not super super. It's not a religion, OK, It's.
Not. No, this is not a religion, OK?
This isn't like Team Plasma. We ain't got a cult thing going
on. Here there isn't like you guys
don't have like uniforms that you wear for your for.
Your Hey, who's this we, I don't know, part of them.
I'm part of the Corp Cubs. Oh, that's right.
I got my affiliation and 100% of us are taking this class and
100% of us are going to pass it and 100% of us are going to be
Pokémon leaders and also challenge Pokémon.
Leaders. Yeah.
Leaders in the world. Leaders and the.
Leaders, 100% of us are planning to do just that.
So there's a percentage. There anyways, Jacob's Gengar
Mel goes on to say. So it just shows.
It just goes to show that being a part of the right community
can lead to bigger and better things.
Right, so come join my Corp cups then.
Well, that we don't know if that's the right community.
I've included, this is Jacob's ginger mail.
I've included a picture I drew of Corbin in his Cub Chew
uniform. I have to say, I really think I
captured his dedication and determination.
Keep up with the good work. And then they finish it by
saying sent from my Rotom phone, which, you know, I don't know
why they included that part. It's a default function.
Oh, is it? Well, all right.
Let me take a look at this artwork here.
Yeah, take a look at it here, here, I'll hand it to you.
So you guys will again see this on social media, whether it's
Discord, whether it's Instagram, whether it's Pump Caboose guy,
whether it's whatever, you guys are gonna see it, we're gonna
share it online. So this is a beautiful piece of
artwork featuring little old me and it says when in doubt, chew
it out, which is the Cub Chew Scout motto or the main motto.
And it's great. It does give me a little
nostalgic and reminiscent of my times as a Cub Chew Scout and
what I learned in the badges I got.
However, you know, there's also a lot of there's also a lot of
resentment here because, you know, they're still going on
without me and I think that they should stop if I'm not a part of
it. And I, I think that's very.
But my favorite part of of this drawing is how your your head is
kind of, you know, what's the word kind of like blowing up
above you as well and kind of like.
Look, I love the little hands or like they're up there.
Nubs. I love those too.
Those. Are you're channelling the
energy, the the cosmic energy of the of the Cub Chew Scout.
Yeah, the fact that the background is like the cosmos.
Galaxy yeah, it just. Makes it even better.
It's like it's just so motivational and anybody who is
looking for some motivation, go ahead and print this out in a
poster form and put it up in your bedroom and just read it
every morning. Put it up.
On your wall. And we will.
And to make it possible for you to do that, I'm sure Porsche
will remember to include this in the art section on our Discord,
maybe post it on Instagram or I don't know.
Oh yeah, Pumpkaboo sky. All the works.
Yeah, So thank you so much, Jacob, for this wonderful Gengar
mail. It's incredible work, Great
work. You will of course be getting
extra credit for the drawing that you've done, Mr. 4 Corbin
stars do I hear? Yes, Corbin.
Yeah, yeah. Corbin.
Star Corbin and for Corbin, star.
OK. So 4 you say?
Well, all right then. I mean, if we all know you'll.
Find all right. No, no, no, no Corb stars
because I know that against the Gold Star I will be sending you
one badge that I earned no, when I was a coach.
You. Yeah.
I don't think I'm gonna give him a golden star.
No, give it to him. They can have a CORB star,
that's fine, no? No, no, no, no.
OK fine, I'll give you 4 CORB stars because this is a really
nice piece of art. Can they still get that badge,
though, that you got that badge? Yeah.
You can get the badge, that's cool.
What badge are you giving them? This is the log stacking badge.
So this was to measure how efficiently you can stack logs
and for like. Building a house.
Or no, just stacking logs Outback or something like
firewood? Yeah, it was specifically
stacking logs, AKA firewood Outback.
I was really good at it. Got really good.
I suck at building a fire, but I got the log stacking down.
Well, I could do, I could do TP style, I could do log cabin
style. If we need to build a fire, I
could pile them up, put them in a wheelbarrow, whatever you
wanna do. Got the badge for it, Got the
certification. Well, actually I won't because
I'll be giving it to Jacob, not you.
Other one. OK.
Yeah, actually kind of want to keep this badge.
Now this is, this is Corbin, this is Professor Jacob.
That one was just. No, here you go.
You can have the cheese making badge.
I'll get you that one. But then how will we know that
you can make cheese? You just have to watch me, baby.
OK, OK, All right. So we, we've kind of like, you
know, goofed around enough here. And this is this is a good
break, but we need to get back to work because we have to make,
we have to make this whole classroom into a habitat that
is, you know, sufficient for a remerade.
And, you know, while you guys are working on that, oh, yes,
you know, obviously we can't put a remerade in here yet.
Maybe maybe by the end of the lesson we'll be able to put a
remerade in here. We're still.
Obviously, Come on, I think. Yes, we are learning about
Remerade this week. I think I said that, I don't
know. I don't.
Know I don't know you don't listen to me.
What? Exactly.
But I think maybe, I think the main thing that we're missing
now is water. I don't know how close we are
otherwise. I just need to go over here real
quick and finish siliconing up this corner over here.
Just just almost done. We'll be able to start filling
it up with water. Yeah.
We can't have any leakage here. So we're what are we doing?
We're flooding the whole classroom.
Is that the plan, professor? I mean, why do you think we were
waterproofing it? It's.
Just it's just going to be like 3, three feet of water.
It's not. It's not like going to be that.
OK. Yeah, because we still have to
have like students still have to be in here, right?
Right. Just bring us some trunks, you
know what I mean? Which is why, which is why,
Corbin, I was having you work on the Little Desk Islands so you
can go get get back to hammering those in.
That'd be great. OK.
Fine, I'm just gonna do that while you're reading entries or
what's the deal? Yeah.
I mean, you could maybe pause for a little bit like like
hammer here and there, but you know, take, take some, take
some, you know, large pauses so it's not constant hammering.
All right, how big of a pause? We talking?
We talking to Ursa Rain? We talking to Ursa Luna pause.
How big of a pause we talking? This guy gets a joke.
Did. You hear it?
That was a joke. That was yeah, that was a funny
thank you. He.
Didn't like it? All right, so while you guys are
working on that, I'm going to be reading these Pokedex entries.
So, OK, no, no slacking off all right of.
Course. All right, I'm not a slacking.
Maybe a slow poke, but I'm no slacking.
OK, great. All right.
The first entry here comes to us from the JoJo region.
It says it has superb accuracy. What does it?
Remember aid the about okay, all right, come on, you know this,
they do this all the time. We know by now.
No. It has superb accuracy.
The water it shoots out can strike even moving prey from
more than 300 feet. Geez, it's more than 200.
That's a lot. So what do we think is
Remerade's prey? That's quite this shot.
They could hit me from all the way over here.
Well, you're less than three. It sounds like you're more than
300 feet away, but you're you're a lot closer than that.
You're like. 7-8 feet away from the from the mic.
Oh, you know what? I here, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
move closer to that corner where your where your water or your
siliconing or whatever. Good idea.
So you don't have to be yelling. So great.
Yeah, yeah. But I'm.
Over here hammering. So what?
Heck, that doesn't make. Sense perfect.
Honestly, hammering's too loud, right?
So, yeah, I mean, I don't know. What what what kind of prey do
we think that R.E.M. Rage shooting down.
Probably a can't fly. Like you do fly.
Maybe a surf skit? I mean, can't blame them,
they're delicious. Yeah, maybe a surf skit.
OK, but but like maybe like a flying Pokémon as well, maybe
like a piggy or AI don't know a pit of.
OK. Maybe a hoot hoot.
Watch out Lex a little late. Lex isn't here.
Where is Lex? Lex, another room, right?
Yeah, but that's OK. We there is there's another hood
in this classroom. Oh nice, what's this one's name?
Clocky. Really.
They named him Clocky. Why are you?
Why are you looking at me like I didn't name him?
OK, I. Mean it's just his name Clocky
all. Right.
Cool, it's all clocky. Hey, Clocky.
Yeah, I mean, it's short for clocks.
Clockster, Clocky Clockster, my dude, My dude.
What up? Yeah.
OK, anyways, so the next entry says, using its dorsal fin as a
suction pad, it clings to a mantine's underside to scavenge
for leftovers. I didn't know if Finn could be a
suction pad. I mean, yeah, I guess.
I guess it could be both. If you suck hard enough all.
Right. I'm going to see if I can split
the difference between Corbin and Mr. Curtis.
All right, kind of move in the middle OK is.
This better or what do you guys think is?
This maybe, I don't know, Talk, Mr. Curtis, Talk.
I mean you could try to do your. Best.
OK. Move a little bit closer to Mr.
Curtis. OK.
All right. Yeah, I think that should do it
right there. OK.
Great. A little bit closer.
Oh my God. Just a hair.
OK, it's moving a little bit
closer to Corbin and this is better.
And now the audio is perfect. Yeah, I think this about do it
right here. This is good this.
Is perfect. Great.
Just in time for me to start filling the classroom through
the water. So let me go ahead.
Let me go ahead and turn on the the the hose over here real
quick so we could. Oh, OK, we should let that
bubble. Oh.
Hey, Mr. Curtis, can we wait until we're doing the assignment
for that? Oh, OK.
Well, I mean, but you don't want the sound of bubbling water over
our classroom background. I mean, a lot of people find
that white noise very enjoyable. You know, OK, I mean, sure.
Well, he makes. He makes a compelling argument.
Yeah, it's a small stream. This is gonna take a while.
Yeah, also it also makes people have to pee, so that's fun.
Oh yeah, we don't. Driving right now, sorry.
Well, yeah, and, you know, actually no bathroom breaks
during this class, so I'm just gonna go ahead and turn this off
real quick, so. OK, so now there's just like 2
inches thick of water. Two inches, 2 inches of water.
That's right. It's really more damp than
anything honestly. Gosh.
OK, where was I? Oh yes, so.
OK, so using a source of fin as a suction pad, it clings to
Mantine's underside to scavenge for leftovers.
That says to me Mantine is a messy eater.
Sounds like it. Sounds like a messy eater.
The next entry says to escape from an attacker.
It may shoot water out of its mouth, then use that force to
swim backwards. Now, didn't somebody else do
that? Isn't there like a 10 of cruel
or 10 of cool things? One of them a shelter.
Shelter maybe, yeah. Shelter.
I'm pretty sure Shelter does that.
A shelter. It squirts water and flies
around, right? I did completely forget about
that until you mentioned something, Corbin.
So that's why I'm here. Very, very, very good.
Good memory on you. Let's see.
Bonus points for me. No bonus points.
No, bonus points here. Oh, it uses its tongue to swim
backwards, I think. No, no, no.
It swims facing backward by opening and closing its two
piece shell. It is surprisingly fast.
Yeah, so it does swim backwards. I don't think it shoots anything
specifically. Okay.
But hey, good, pretty good memory for listen.
If you have a question about Pokémon that move backwards,
talk to Corbin. Yeah, that's right.
Ask a boy. OK, moving on to the Hoenn
region. The first one says well the only
one says remerade sucks in water.
Wait, hold on. It makes us like Dang, get this
Pokémon in water just. I think it does pretty pretty
good. I mean I haven't seen it, but I
would assume. But no, isn't it like intakes
water? Oh, OK.
Remerade sucks in water, then expels it at a high velocity,
using its abdominal muscles to shoot down flying prey.
When evolution draws near, this Pokémon travels downstream from
rivers. All right, I need artwork with a
rumor aid with an 8 pack that is standing there shooting down
water type Pokémon. Yeah, I got to see the
absolutely shredded abdominals of a rumor.
Aid if there is not, listen. If there's not a lower abdominal
V, you know what I'm talking about.
Well, like. Really.
Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking.
About I need that VI, need to see that pelvis V on that rumor
raid. I need it to be detailed.
I need to see obliques, I need to see veins on.
Well, there's no arms, so never mind.
And 12 pack. Well no it's drinking 12 pack
but it's but it has an 8 pack. But it's got a 12 pack.
OK, OK, OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
So, So, professor, this is interesting.
It says when this evolution draw nears, this Pokémon travels
downstream through rivers. So prior to evolution, they're
upstream in rivers. I suppose so, yes.
So downstream means they're heading closer to the.
Ocean, right? I mean, whatever the let out
point is, I guess it's normally the ocean.
Rivers go into, you know, bays. And or a great Salt Lake.
A great a great Salt Lake, yes. So maybe, maybe we should add
like running water to to to this this classroom somehow.
Yeah, a running river of some sort.
Well, he had that and you told him to turn it off.
No, I'm OK, but that was just filling it up.
I assume once it's full, he's not going to be, you know,
piping in water. Maybe not.
Oh, the professor wants, like, a lazy river, like for us to float
around in during class. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, a great idea. Oh my gosh.
I would never leave this classroom.
There was a lazy river in it. We can afford that.
I mean the yeah, apparently like you, you should have seen the
budget that the headmistress gave me.
Like Sky is the limit here guys. They got way more money than the
GCLBOTSCLC. It's insane.
What me What? Did have more I I don't think
Saffron City could afford something.
Well, I mean, that's that's because they use most of their
funds to repairing the damage that we did so.
Right. I'm glad we've gotten our act
together. I know, I'm glad that the
Pokémon haven't been so destructive this time, because
it's really my fault. Right, exactly.
We've just shot some into space. And honestly, we should just get
gunk to like chew another hole at a pipe and then it'll flood
this classroom real quick and easy.
She will do it. Do not tempt her.
She loves doing that. Moving on to the center region,
the first entry says it squirts water forcefully from its mouth
to shoot down flying prey. Nothing too crazy there.
It clings to Mantine to feed on the big Pokemons scraps.
This is an adaptation to avoid foes.
I mean, yeah, it makes sense. It's kind of like a little guy.
It's the remedy. Just kind of like a little dude.
It doesn't really. A little dude, very avoidant,
but that's OK, can't do a lot. The last entry from the center
region says it forcefully squirts water.
The water jet never misses prey, even if the remedy raid is deep
in the sea. Never.
OK, I interpret that at first versus like if it's in the deep
sea, you can shoot something all the way on the surface.
I was like, huh, It's like a heat seeking water spit.
But no, they mean deep, deep down in the ocean.
It can shoot something else that's also deep down the ocean.
Oh. Oh.
You think? Yeah.
I thought, well, but they're all of their prey, yeah.
Yeah, flying prey. So I think it is like shooting
it from outside like. OK so but OK, I guess deep in
the sea doesn't have to mean deep sea like the ocean floor,
cuz 300 feet deep in the ocean is still pretty deep.
Yeah. Cuz like it can't be on the
ocean floor cuz it says it can only it could strike moving
frame from more than like 300 feet, right?
So like obviously the bottom of the ocean is well more than 300
feet, so. Is it?
Yeah. Have you, have you ever been
down there? Do you know?
Listen, I'm not an expert on geography.
Professor Pebbles has not taught me personally, so I don't
understand the insurance and outs of it.
But all I know is what I've been told, which is that the ocean
can be miles deep and 300 feet is not a mile.
This guy knows his distances but also interestingly it talks
about how R.E.M. Raid is living in deep sea, but
it also talks about when they are about to evolve, they swim
downstream. So then they're not in the
ocean. Right.
Is down, wait, hold on is where? Which way is downstream is it?
That's like towards the end of the stream, right?
Yeah, the ocean, the rivers and stuff flow into bays and then
oceans, right? So like it's going downstream.
And then upstream is towards the source of the of the stream.
Yeah, yeah, right. Exactly so.
In my head it starts off closer to the source and then moves
down to the deep sea. Yeah, yes.
That makes sense, but. This, this, this entry kind of
feels like I guess so I guess there are remoraid in the deep
sea. They're just about the ones that
are there are about to evolve. Yeah, exactly.
OK. Yeah, that's kind of
interesting. OK, I see what you're saying.
Thank you. You know, I try, I try to be
interesting. Maybe the I try.
To get the virtual students something to listen to the.
Moral of the story is, no matter where the remerade is during its
life, if it is in a river and it's getting close to evolving,
it wants to evolve in the ocean, so it's going to come down the
river. Yeah, right.
It's going to come down the river.
And while it's there, it can also shoot Pokémon out of the
sky. Deep in 300 feet deep in the
ocean. Exactly.
Yeah, we're all on the same page.
OK. So I don't think there's
anything new from the UNOVA region.
So we're going to skip that one. We're going to jump over Kalos
because there's nothing new there.
All right, we. I'm going to go to.
Bright and sunny Alola. That's right.
Let's see what they have to say. Let's go, Alola.
This Pokémon clings to Mantine and shares in its prosperity.
When it's Mantine is attacked, Remarried will fight alongside
it. Oh nice, I'll gang up on the
anime. Cool, that's cool.
The next entry says it is also known as the sniper of the Seas.
Its water gun can hit prey without fail from over 300 feet
away, over 300 feet away. So it's it's not just 300 feet
away 3. 101 feet Now I thought Intellion was the sniper of the
Seas. Does intellion live in seas?
I thought they were more of AI. Don't.
Know intellion like marshland, wetland type.
Yeah, come. On We'll find out in a few weeks
when we talk about it. Yeah, in just a couple weeks.
OK, I don't believe there's anything new from the Galar
region, but I do have a Hissuian entry here.
It says spits water from its mouth at with incredible
accuracy. It captures Burmi by shooting
them down off the branches from which they dangle.
OK, they're not moving. Also not a flying type.
It's not just flying types that they'll shoot down.
Yeah, Burmie, don't fly. Burmie don't fly.
Don't fly, can't fly. Burmie, Hey, Burmie, it'll be
flying. Hey Burmie, maybe, maybe you
need to learn to fly all. Right, that does it for the
regional Pokedex entries. I have one single unique Pokedex
entry. It comes to us from Ashes
Pokedex. That's right, this is this is an
Ash original. Here, no, not an Ash original.
It says Remerade, the jet Pokémon often found in large
groups. Remerade can fire water and hit
targets up to 100 meters away, which is about 300 feet.
OK, that makes sense. Yeah.
So, so that, that one says it's up to 100 meters AKA 300 feet.
So I guess that means that, you know, with saying more than 300
feet, it was just saying that I, I guess 100 meters is maybe
slightly more than 300 feet and that's why they were saying more
than I don't know. Let's not get into the
semantics. I see what you're saying.
Yeah, it's like it's like basically 300 feet away is how
far? Essentially, roughly, they're
pretty close. Yeah, OK.
That does it on all of the Pokedex entries on Remerade.
How we do it, how we do it on this habitat here, on this, on
this place for these remoraid to live.
Corbin or have you have you gotten a place for the the the
desks yet? Is that all taken care of?
Well, I got, I got, I got this desk done here.
OK, This one will be, I guess, mine whenever I come into this
room. But there's still like 10 more I
gotta do. But nobody ever comes in the
class. They're all virtual students.
So what do I need? More than one.
It's just us. We're just a virtual.
Student. I mean there needs to be 1 for
me. OK, I'll get started.
Wait, why are you taking? Are you taking these classes,
Corbin or Mr. Curtis? No.
But, you know, if I ever want to come in here and do some like,
you know, work, maybe, you know, I'd want to.
Just want to chill out in the water.
Yeah, maybe I want to. You're just.
Feeling left out? Let my, let my.
Let. My Tootsie soak I.
Haven't enrolled in any classes, you know, I haven't enrolled in
any classes here either, but I just wanted to build myself
something to, you know, a floating desk that I could, I
could use. OK, well let's let's take a
break from all of that because it is time for the testing
portion of. The pop Quiz No.
No. Exactly.
No, we're not doing a pop. Quiz no hey.
Dead. We are going to do an
instructional video. Oh.
Yeah, instructional video. That means it's group work time.
Wait, hold on, we don't have the TV in here.
I mean, well, that's, that's a good point.
OK, while you're making your instructional video, can you you
also make a floating desk for the TV to sit on?
So, OK, so this is gonna be a long break.
You want me to build a desk for the TV?
Yes. And then film the instructional
video with Mr. Curtis? Yeah.
OK, I don't see. I don't see where the confusion
is. I think this is a great idea.
I'm I'm all for it, professor. Thank you.
See you in a couple hours, professor.
OK. All right, great.
So the topic of the instructional video is how it's
very, very applicable to what we're doing today.
How to make your remarade comfortable in an aquarium.
Yeah. So go ahead, think about the
stuff that we learned about and then, you know, just make make a
quick instructional video. I do have a rubric that I can
read in case you guys have forgotten what an instructional
video is all about. 1, you must include information that we
learned in Class 2, you must demonstrate an understanding of
unique attributes and abilities of the Pokémon, right.
Three, you the presentation must be at minimum 3 minutes long and
focus primarily on the topic assigned.
I know this used to be 5 minutes but I moved it down to it's.
Just. Because I mean, I don't know,
I'm thinking moving it back up to 4 because I feel like 3
minutes is just too easy. 4 minutes to 20 seconds feels like
a good in between. Sure.
And anyways, the last point is determined by your partner by
answering the question, how do you rate your partner's
participation in this project because it is a group project.
So go ahead, take your time. Mr. Cruz, if you could get the
water going again, we'll see. Oh yeah, we'll get it filled up
here real quick. Here we go.
Oh, there it goes. OK.
Yeah, it's very. Yeah.
I guess I'll get started on the the.
TV floating. Oh, perfect.
That means I get to write the the instructional video all by
myself. Corbin, I'm going to give you
such a great speaking voice this.
Time no professor help. I'll start working on the
channels that will move the water throughout the entire
school so they can go to different class.
A fine idea. A fine idea, professor.
Hello. We're we.
We're done. It's been a.
Long largest journey yeah, we could turn build, definitely
turn this water off now OK yeah that's that's plenty of height
right there oh. Yeah.
Gosh. I mean, just give it, give me a,
let me just give it a quick taste.
Yeah, that, that's good water. That's good.
Yeah. I don't.
I don't know. I mean, corporate and I've been
walking around in that water. I don't know if that would be
the best thing to taste right now, but.
Like, you know, that's why it tastes so good.
Oh. OK, professor, that's a little
strange. I was joking, I didn't actually
taste it. I'll dip my tootsies and all
your drinks from now on. No.
Fine idea, Mr. Curtis. I don't know why I have built.
You can put the TV and the DVD player and stuff up on here,
Professor, if you want to do that.
OK, yeah, I see how you built this floating TV stand.
It was very nice. And then we obviously did shoot
it as well. So it took a lot.
Why'd you shoot it? We filmed it, It's been a few
hours though, but I'm very hungry so let's let's get the
show on the road. Well, I, I finished while you
guys are doing that, I finished routing the the water all the
way around the school. So now the remerade school can,
or the remerade staff can get to any part of the school that they
want. Oh wow, you are very productive
in that time. Old, yeah.
So at least one of us was getting something done.
So. That's what you've been doing
the last couple hours though. Hey Professor, I was writing my
magnum opus. What?
Were you doing? That was I was, I mean, I was
implying my magnum opus was this was this show that we're about
to present to the. Professor.
Oh yeah, excellent. But I will grade it very
harshly. But that was that was a joke.
Obviously, the Lapras poem is my magnum opus.
It is. Yeah, that's true.
The Lapras poem was. My yeah, this was this was all a
Mr. Curtis special. I was busy building stuff while
he wrote this. Amazing.
Great. Well, I can't wait to see on
your take on how to make a euramrade comfortable in an
aquarium. Are you guys ready to play it?
I'm. Ready to play it?
Let me go ahead and put this in the DVD player here and let's
rock'n'roll quick. Play Hello, everybody.
Hello. Instructional video Air to
Corbin and Curtis. Instructional time.
Yeah, I'm Mr. Curtis. And I'm Mr. Corbin, and we are
going to tell you today how to make your rumor aid more
comfortable in an aquarium. Mr. Curtis, tell me what I
should do first. OK, first thing is you're going
to want to build a very long trench with winding routes.
This is going to be your future lazy river.
A lazy river. But what do they have to
remember to do? Corbin, you.
Got to make sure that it's reasonably deep, but no more
than about 300 feet or so. Because, you know, we want for
reasons we'll explain, but we want our rum raid to have some
fun and be able to hunt its quote prey while it's swimming
around. So take me to step.
Two Step 2 is you want to add some rocks and foliage to
recreate the natural environment.
So cozy. You want to make those rim raids
feel like they're nice at home, right?
Like the swim around the. River What do we do next?
Corbin? Well, next.
You're going to fill the entire trench with water and soil pump
to circulate the water and simulate river flow.
If you don't have that pump, it's not gonna feel like a
river. It's just gonna be a giant
doughnut of stagnant water. And that is not fun.
So you need that pump. Gotta flow.
Gotta flow with the water. Gotta have the flow.
Everybody hashtag gotta have the flow.
Let's get that trending. Thank you so much.
What's up for Miss Curtis? Next, you're gonna install some
small trees which hangover over above said river, right?
Why? Because Rubber Raid likes to
look at trees. Mr. Curtis, I don't understand.
Oh no no. The 5th step is to add flying
Pokémon and bug Pokémon like to tree branches near the water for
target practice. Oh, but not the real Pokémon,
right? No, no, no, no.
Like practice like dummies up in the trees, oh, you know, the
targets on them so that the river aids have something to
practice with. You know, that's, that's some
kind of enrichment activity for them.
Yeah. Because something to do, so just
swimming. What would be the next step we
do, Corbin? So step 6 would be add a mantine
or two to the river. Mantine, Mantine.
Mantine actually is Mantine. Add a.
Mantine or two to the river for the rumor aid to have a friend
to ride or die. With it, ride or die, just like
you and me, Corbin, right I. Wouldn't say all that now but
anyways they like to hang out with the man twines so and like
to ride around on them and eat with them and stuff like that
and hang out even fight with. Them my ride or die buddy here.
What's the next step? What are we doing for #7?
Not your OK add a small device which can let the rumor aid
train its abdominal muscles for its water shooting needs.
As we know, it needs to have strong abdominal muscles in
order to keep up its ability to shoot water very, very quickly.
And it's So give a small little device.
I recommend the Bubble blaster of 5000 to your item.
My mom tried it out when she wanted to do AB workouts in the
bathtub. Don't ask how I know that, but
that is a good option to have. So what's the last step finally?
Or the the last thing is to have a secondary tank ready with salt
water to simulate the ocean should your Rimmer rate get
close to evolvement. Because as we know, all Rimmer
rates go downstream or downriver as they as they approach their
evolution point. And if you're locked in a, in a
watery doughnut, that could be kind of frustrating.
Yeah. So when, when they get to that
point, you get ready to connect. And then that way they can they
can travel out into the saltwater tank for for comfort
in their evolution needs. Oh, I love that.
That's so considerably Mr. Curtis.
There we go. That's it.
Well, thank you guys so much for tuning in for today's
instructional video. If you have any questions, feel
free to shoot us an e-mail, shoot us a fan letter, shoot us
whatever you want. We know that these instructional
videos are beloved by many. So thank you guys so much for
tuning in and. As we say, now you know.
Professor, I think that was one of our better ones.
That one, hey, that was chock full of knowledge, chock full of
information. Oh yeah, girl, we got it.
Very good it was. It was 3 minutes and 44 seconds
long. It seemed much longer than that
to me, Professor. What?
It seemed like it seemed like it was much longer than that to me
in my head. Oh, really?
Thank you, Mr. Curtis. I'm glad I enjoy working with
you as well. So yeah, you get full marks for
the time and you kept it on topic very, very well.
So you included a lot of information.
You talked about how it shoots that prey.
So but it can't shoot more than 300 feet, so you don't want to
go any lower than 300 feet, which, you know, that could
probably be true. I like how it's kind of although
since you're making a habitat for remember, you also kind of
like dip into also making a habitat for random flying
Pokémon and bug Pokémon. Well, that could be fakes
because we don't want them to. Just be ohh fake.
Did you say make them fake? Sorry.
Yeah, I was. Writing down dummies.
Did we say I did? I mean you.
Can add. I mean, they're tough enough.
You can add real ones with. Targets that they can shoot at,
yeah, yeah, so. It's very excellent.
And then the AB training station as well.
I believe it was the Bubble Blaster 5000.
Correct Blaster 5000. Yep, it's got good reviews.
Recommend. That and you also included your
knowledge of the fact that they go downstream towards the ocean
when they are about to evolve. So yes, very good.
I think, you know, for the first 3 points in the rubric, you guys
get full marks. Now, Mr. Curtis, if you could
please splash your way out. Of the classroom.
All right, all right, I'll go. No, you don't need to do all
that. It's a waste of time.
Just put your head under the water for a minute.
I'll be quick. Bye.
I think he's gone. OK.
All right. What do you rate Miss Curtis's
participation? Corbin?
I'm gonna say this time he's gonna get a 3.99.
He pretty much carried this in terms of the script.
I was busy, you know, building the setup for the floating desk
to put the TV on. You know, I was getting all that
stuff ready and working on the room a little bit.
So Mr. Curtis really spearheaded a lot of the writing and
development of this. So it was a lot of effort and he
did it. And I'm gonna give him a 3.99.
I cannot give him a full 4 because he does stink and that's
always. We'll be rounding.
Always to a full 4. No, I didn't say 4 so.
You I know, but unfortunately I don't.
I don't deal in 2 decimal points so it is rounding up to A4.
OK. Fine.
All right, Curtis, come back. I just had to come.
Back. OK, I'll just, I'll make my way
back. All right, careful, Careful.
Oh. God.
Oh, God fell. Oh, wow.
Oh, jeez. Oh good.
Yeah. What happened?
I just, I, I couldn't get over the, the the entrance like board
that we put up to block the water and I didn't.
Climb up the ladder. I just, yeah, I just tripped and
fell over into the water. So I mean, now, now my trench
coat is soaking wet and I'm just, this is just miserable,
not having a good time. Listen, that's that's the
struggles of building a remerade habitat.
It just happens. Yeah, man, luckily I.
Yeah, it happens. Luckily I wear my waterproof
one, but OK. All right, I'm ready.
Professor, what do you need from me?
I need you to give me a rating on Corbin.
If Corbin could please. I don't, I guess.
Dick, dive his head underwater, dip his head underwater.
That's what I. Mean I can.
I can leave too. Do I have to dive my head?
Oh, Miss Curtis. Yeah, All right, Good, good.
I mean, I just wanted to make sure that he, he couldn't hear
when I told you about how much my rider died buddy here.
Oh, look at it. Look at him right there.
Oh, he's, he's having such a good time in the water there.
Oh, he said, of course, I'd have to give my rider died buddy A a
a three points. You know what?
No 4 point or 4 Hornell, you know, I did.
I did write most of the script this time because he was busy
building it. But you know what, he did such a
good job building the, the stand for the TV and almost on Corbin.
Just keep, keep holding your breath down there.
And and so and and he really, you know, went with my script
and he really flew with it. And so he, he was very receptive
to that and I appreciate it. And he only gave me the littlest
of insults of how stinky I was. So I'll, I'll go ahead and take
it today. OK.
All right, OK, You can let him up now.
OK, all right, come on up, Corbin.
Oh my God. Oh, is this count as?
Bad luck. Is this because I kicked that
course list still or are you just mean?
No, no, I'm not mean you're you're my writer guy, but.
If you were struggling, why didn't you say something?
Why didn't you tell us why you're having a hard time
breathing? I was waving my arms around and
I, I, I got out once just to say help.
I mean, come on. I thought you were having fun.
Yeah, I thought you were having a great time down there.
They. Have a good time.
I wasn't. OK, well, that's gonna do it for
today's lesson on Remerade. Before we go, I think it's time.
Should we should we introduce the school of Remerade to their
new class? I think we got everything taken
care of. Yeah, I think.
I want to see. Them all right, Mr. Curtis, if
you could go get them from the plastic bag the the.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on.
Let me just go get a. OK, he's climbing it.
Don't trip again. Don't trip again.
Yeah, no, I don't. Oh, fell off now?
There he goes, There he goes. To the hallway this time.
It's definitely not as soft when you fall into the dry ground,
Professor. OK, but here I got the bag.
I'm coming back now. Hoist it.
I got the big bag over the wall here.
Wow, there they. Go so.
Many. Swimming around right in my
little. So happy 01 jumped out.
Oh my God, I was so cute. Swimming everywhere.
Yeah, one got you right in the eye, huh?
Yeah. Oh my gosh, square to write my
eye. All right, with your other eye,
can you very quickly describe what a remirade looks like just
for our students at home? OK, so it's small, it's teal.
It kind of looks like a little like, I don't know, like ball
kinda. It looks like a, it looks, no,
not a ball, but like it looks like a little gun.
It's kind of shaped like a gun, right?
So it has a, it has a dorsal fin on top of it has a bigger dorsal
fin on the bottom of it. And it's got these small little,
tiny little baby fins on either side.
It's got these teal, like darker teal stripes on the butt.
And it has like a little, a little dorsal fin or whatever on
its front, like kind of like on top of its head above its eyes.
So and. Each of them just.
Has rippling ABS, rippling ABS, They're really nice and just all
shredded up. And that's, yeah, all shredded
up and that's, that's about it. That's pretty much a.
That's pretty much a memory. Yeah, and they also have like a
look on their eyes. That's that, that's saying don't
get close to me. I'm terrified.
Yeah, I get that. And I came too close and I
apologize. Sorry man.
All right, all right, let's wrap it up here.
Let's let these guys get acclimated to their new
environment so they can begin teaching.
So does anybody know what Pokémon we're going to be
learning about next week? It is the evolved form of
Remerade. OK, so naturally it's going to
be a Pokémon that looks similar to Remerade.
Is it a decision wire professor? Is it a Sharpedo?
Is not a decidua. It's also not a Sharpedo,
although that does kind of look like an A grade.
Carvana. It's not a Carvana.
I'm glad we're keeping it in water types here.
Is it? Is it?
Was it breakfast? Thankfully, it's not breakfast,
no. Thank.
We're just going to skip that one.
If we ever get to it, we're just going to.
Skip it, Breakfast is such a good.
I was going to tell you what was that, Mister?
Curtis, I said. Breakfast is such a good one.
To have No, I like breakfast too, I said.
Bruxish. OK, all right, fine.
All right, I'm just going to go ahead and tell you we are
learning about artillery next week.
It evolves into artillery. Yes, it does evolve into
artillery. As you mentioned, it's a very,
very different Pokémon. So hopefully none of these
rememorate evolve into it because we'd have to.
We have to change everything up if we.
Did that would Yeah, that would suck.
Yeah, but that's a problem for next week.
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You're the you're the tech guy. WWO Pokémon.
It's usually our handle with most stuff.
I think the only one that's not like that is Instagram.
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