Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today is of course, my wonderful teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, how are you? Are you doing doing.
Well, today I am. Thank you, professor.
I'm so happy to be here in class with you, not not so much
anybody else, but hey, me and you in class that's.
Not very nice, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Art, art, art. It is, it is so hard to pay
attention to what you're saying with all that like, like
clinging and, and, and, you know, clacking and the
clattering noise that's going on in my head.
I think I got it. It's, it's stemming from, of
course, our young trainer and training, Corbin.
Corbin, why explain yourself. What, what, what?
What do you have going on here? Guys, I honestly, I thought
about not coming in at all today.
Honestly, I I. I actually what a world that
would have been, huh, Mr. Curtis?
Would have been I thought about not coming in today.
Do you want like double like double back and think about
doing that again? Well, I had listen, I had an
e-mail drafted, I was going to send it to you earlier this
morning that said, hey, I'm done with the class.
I'm out. I'm out guys.
I don't know if. You're out when I say you're
out. But the reason I'm explaining
for everybody, you know, listening, I am rocking a ton of
gold bling. I got a completely new fit.
You got these gold chains on me. You got I'm iced out.
I got rings. I got it all I got.
I I actually look got my ears pierced.
Look at that diamond. Wow, That's a wow.
That's a permanent thing that's going to be a part of you
forever now. It is.
I have diamond earrings now. Guys, this is crazy.
Wow. Wait, no, wait, no clip ONS.
They're clip ONS. He didn't, actually.
Use his ear. There's still little.
Diamonds stop it. But guys, I am iced out and I'll
tell you why. Because your boy do you.
Steal that. We've had enough theft in this
class. Yeah, that's, that's, that's.
I won this fair and square and through my own hard work by
winning the lottery. Won.
You. Won the lottery.
What I did, I did. Golden Rod City Lottery.
I did win the Golden Rod City lottery.
Now granted it was one of the the the lower prizes, it was it
was only about, you know, they have the grand Goldenrod City
lottery. Dollars, right?
Well, yeah, OK. So the regular Goldenrod City
lottery, I think right now it's about or it was about $350
million. I didn't win that one.
OK. But I almost did now the one
that I won was about was it was only about $5000.
But hey, as a 10 year old boy and winning $5000, I have been
living on cloud 9. I have spent 4500 of it on
jewelry alone and guys, it feels good.
My comments going through the way by the way.
How, how, how were you able to claim your earnings?
I mean, you're, you're only 10 years old sitting your guardian
here, you know, professor who's now you're, you're.
Confused, Mr. Curtis? That's only that's Cantonian
law. Oh.
Here, here in the Johto region, they just let anybody pick that.
10 year olds in golden rod. Oh, 10 year olds can pick up
yeah 5005 thousand dollars. Why one of them I?
Guess you'd be surprised at the things that a 10 year old can
do. Or a nine year old.
How old are you? Wait, I'm 10.
I'm 10. I'm ten.
I thought he was. 9. No, I'm ten.
Oh wow, I turned 10 last. I'm amazed that the things a 10
year old can do you turned. 10-3 years ago.
Yeah, I've been 10 for a while, but yeah, it feels good, guys.
My confidence is through the roof again.
I thought about not coming back, but I at least owe you guys the
courtesy of telling you in person that this would probably
be my last lesson. Because you have jewelry and
five was it $500? I still have $500 leftover and I
think that's going to last me a while.
And I feel like I can use that money to get a, to get through
this education of the Pokémon a lot faster because at this rate,
it's going to take us like 20 years to get through all 1000
plus Pokémon. So I think I'm going to go
through an accelerating course and use that $500 to do that.
So as a common courtesy everybody, I will tell you this,
this will be my last lesson. I know.
Boohoo, very sad. So yeah, just letting you all
know now, but I can't wait. I'm so excited in the future.
I'm so excited. I feel great.
Well, we'll see. We'll see if that sticks.
For now, though, let's get into the lesson.
I do have a Gengar male here that I would like to read.
Yeah, read it up. I don't care.
Take your time, whatever you want.
I'm not saying I don't. I don't know how I feel about
this new, more confident and commanding.
Yeah, I know he needs to be less confident.
Yeah, Mr. Curtis, you've always been pretty cool, actually.
Now hold on. Well, hold on now.
Wait a second, sorry to come around.
Well, OK. OK, so this Gengar mail comes to
us from Nick. We have received a Gengar mail
from Nick before, and actually I believe that this one I'm about
to read was supposed to be read on the pseudo widow lesson.
Oh, Professor, why'd you mess up?
Well, I mean, I'm only human. And also, you know, it's it's
hard to, you know, take requests for lessons to read Gengar males
on. So we tend to avoid that.
So for anybody listening who's like, oh, I want mine read on
this specific lesson, it's probably not going to happen.
Got them. All right.
So regardless, I'm going to go ahead and read this Gengar male.
It says, hello, Professor Jacob, Mr. Curtis and Corbin.
My name is Nick. Hello I sent in a Gmail before
but did it incorrectly that's I don't know what like you sent.
How do you? Hold on, maybe.
How do you send a Gmail incorrectly was it went?
To the wrong address maybe because ours is WWO
pokemon@gmail.com. Yeah, we've only said it a
couple times, so I couldn't see. Why?
I mean, typos are easy to do. It is they are.
I live in the Kalos region near Professor Sycamore's house.
Our professor studies mega evolutions, so our only helpful
entries are on that. But don't blame me, I mean I'm
sure that you guys have helpful entries on the Pokémon that are
found in your region, so. Sure, but for the other inter
regional Pokémon y'all suck. Yeah, I don't know.
Have we ever read an entry from the Callous region?
Every once in a while, every once in a blue moon will read 1.
It always surprises me As of this Gengar male, I am on lesson
159 in the main class I take. We're on the Polchegeist lesson.
Wow, they're they're far ahead advance.
Whoa, I need to take that class. I can't.
I'm almost ready for my first Pokémon.
I did want to test something with Colava.
I put a Colava in my oven and it melted into a pink pile of Goop,
its eyes changing into dots. Sounds like you put a Ditto in.
Yeah, we. Didn't go here at the
GCLBCTSOCIU don't condone putting your Pokémon in ovens.
Thank you. Yes, the GCLCBOTSCLC.
That's what I said unless, unless you are using that
Pokémon to heat up said oven, right?
Right. Like if it's.
Yeah, I was about to say if a mad.
Cargo, mad cargo. Like you could, you could fire a
grenade at it and it's not going to do anything.
So that's not a. Well, I I no, no, no, nobody
said anything about a grenade. I just meant that maybe they're
using flame fur to heat up your oven maybe?
Look at how much jewelry he's wearing.
He. Must be, I know, iced out baby.
It's really going to help my rap persona.
Which by the way, I'm going to start rapping again once I quit,
so just saying. Be careful now, you might be
weak to fire type with how iced out you are.
You might be right, you might be right, might be right, but I'll
be good against flying and I'll be good against grabs.
You're so. Funny.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm sure the virtual students are agreeing with you, Mr.
Curtis. OK, so the next, sorry, the the
ginger mail continues on with, but something I'm curious about
is probably the same thing my fellow students are also wanting
to know. Who are your favorite Pokémon?
We've answered this before. My top five are yeah, I'll read.
I'll read Nyx instead, which is much more interesting.
Yep #1 Lucario. OK, OK. #2 Salomons.
A good one. OK, OK, OK. #3 Lux Ray.
OK, gotcha, gotcha. Lux Ray is cool, but three?
Three very unpopular Pokémon. OK.
OK, OK. Reunculus I don't.
Think I say that that's a Pokémon I forgot about.
OK. Uclus Reunuclus no.
Thumbs reunucleus. Yeah, Ryu Nucleus.
Yeah, that's a, that's a callous Pokémon, I believe.
Yep, it is. So man, I can't wait to learn
about that one. It's it looks like a a big ball
of Jelly with fruit floating in it.
You know, sometimes. That's what all the Pokedex
injuries say. That's weird.
Mr. Curtis and then #5 pay attention.
Mr. Curtis pay attention #5 is Sizor.
There we go. Yes, Mr. Curtis, please don't
try to be cool. Your buggy boys may think you
are, but we don't. Seems unnecessary.
Wow, see, I was, I was starting to like you a little bit because
you had Sizar. I mean, Sizar could have been
like, you know, top of the list. But I guess #5 was fine.
But but now I guess we can't be friends.
Well, he. Didn't say it was an order.
I do. I do think you've thrown away
your Gold Star here, Nick, unfortunately.
Yes, yeah. PPS The worst bug types are
Volbeat and Ilomies. The Firefly duo.
OK, yeah, they aren't great. I'll agree.
I'll agree with Nick on this one.
They aren't, they ain't, they ain't great.
Most of them are not great well. What bug types?
Ampery bug types. Yeah, Ampery.
Wow, OK. Whoa.
Excuse me, Corbin, He does not care.
Wow, what? He's just playing with one of
his earrings. He doesn't even care that Mister
Curtis is so mad. That's fine.
Wow, Mr. Curtis, if you like them, that's fine.
OK, Not a big deal. I can't.
I can't believe you right now. Believe this.
He's burning a lot of bridges today.
This is That's OK, I'm not coming.
Let me just say, I hope you're I.
I'm glad that you're well. I'm so mad I can't even get this
out straight. Yeah, an uncommon thing for Mr.
Curtis. Yes, that's right, you.
You better be glad that you're no longer being in this class
anymore since you're so rich, because the things I will do
would have done to you if you had stayed because of what you
have said today are something to be reckoned with.
You're writing off your. Hand again.
Did you put all that down in Sharpie on your hand?
Yep, you. Did no, no, I've just you just
look. Flustered.
I'm so flustered. I'm just so flustered.
I'm so mad. I.
Miss Cardiff, You're right. I'm sorry.
If you like bug types, that's fine.
OK. They're not my personal
favorite. There's a couple that I like,
Galicipod, which everybody makes fun of me for pronouncing it
that way. I don't care, Pod.
Listen, listen, a lot of people are going to make fun of me by
from the way I've pronounced Pokémon in this Gangar meal.
We've got Gmails about it before.
It's fine. I don't care.
Galicipod. Galicipod.
Whatever you want to say. But that's one of the good ones.
OK? But look, that's your thing.
They're not my thing. Agree to disagree.
I respect your opinion, Mr. Curtis.
OK This. Is a lot.
This is so weird. Normally when people get a lot
of money, their attitude gets way worse.
It is not the same thing for. I I don't agree to disagree.
I I I categorically and and and asserting how more better bug
types are than any other. So he's disagreeing to agree to
disagree, I believe. And they're more better.
Got it. This is going to be a fun
lesson. I can't wait to get to it.
PPPs. Pseudo widow is a very tricky
Pokémon and lots thinks think it's a grass type.
I even watch people try to water pseudo widow but we'll never
know until it screams in pain. Crying out.
All right, so that does it for Nick's Gangar male.
Thank you so much, Nick. Sorry that I read this on this
lesson and not the pseudo widow lesson, but hey, PO.
But he's nerfect. That's right.
All right, so let's move along. Does anybody know?
Oh, wait, Juan. Hold on.
Mr. Curtis, I think I know the answer, but Gold Star?
No. No Gold Star for you.
No. You had to know this one.
This was coming. I'm feeling good, Nicholas.
So you'll get a Corbin star. So thank you very much.
Oh wow. Those are those are mutually
exclusive anyway. Yeah, so.
And they're new in in the circulation.
So it's pretty rare. It's pretty rare thing that you
got there now. Use it carefully.
But thank you so much for your
Gengar mail. If you want to send us a Gengar
mail, like I said before, you can send it to
wwopokemon@gmail.com that. You also, if I can interject
really quick, if you want to know what our favorite Pokémon
are, excuse you. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm just saying I'm just trying to plug the Patreon.
I'm saying we've talked about our favorite Pokémon on the
Patreon in AQ and A. Which Q&A?
You'll have to listen to all of them to find out because I don't
remember. It's one of the first ones.
I think it's one or two or three, I don't remember, don't.
Shut up, shut up. Sorry, don't listen to all of
them. OK, does anybody know what
Pokémon we're going to be learning about today?
Oh. This is what I like, right?
I don't know. I don't know you that well.
Man, over four years, you don't know me that well, huh?
That's sad. I try not to get too attached to
my students. That's right, it's it's for the
best, especially when you're dealing with folks like this.
Yeah, once they get a little bit of money in their pocket, they
just throw everything. Out and they're like, Oh yeah,
I'm not coming to class anymore bug types are dumb.
It's. All good.
I, I I. Can't.
I can't even. Water rolling off my back like a
side duck. I don't care because I'm out of
here anyway. Listen, it's our last lesson.
I say. We just, no matter what, we skip
ahead and learn about to suju. I think that's the best
approach, you know, just to give us all what we want here.
No, no, Professor. I want to continue to, to, to
learn about the Pokémon we're going to learn about today.
Even if it was. Going to be Decidui.
We all want to learn about Decidui, don't get me wrong, But
I want to earn it all right? I don't want to just skip to it
Willy nilly all easy. We have to.
We're doing this in order, all right.
All right, fine. Then who's the last Pokémon that
I'm going to learn about in this class?
We'll see. OK.
You don't have a guess, which is fine, I guess.
Mr. Curtis, what do you think? Well, I was going to say
Deciduite, but it can't be that one now.
So Hound Doom, are we learning about it's?
Not Hound Doom. It's not, it's not.
How do no, no, no. Is it illumise?
No, it's not that. No, it's.
Bug type fortress. OK, No.
OK. No.
Nobody's getting it. That's fine.
You rarely do. Even though I tell you who we're
going to learn about in the previous lesson.
Now we are learning about Mercro.
Huh. Who?
I know. Mercro.
We're ready to calm down. I know you're a.
Little bit worried. Oh, no, God no, no, you've.
Had you've had a bad experience with Mercro?
Oh, this just got much more interesting look at to learn
about Mercro Corbin. Me and Molly the SPL were
attacked by Mercro a few weeks ago and I'm not ready to relive
that trauma. Well, unfortunately you have to
because I have a Mercro here. So let's take a look at it.
Oh no, we have to bring it out now.
Oh God, there it is. Yeah, but you're.
Very active around core bands. Like, oh, please, what are you
doing? Hey, hey, stop it.
Why you eyeballing me like that? Stop.
Since it seems to be so
interested in you, can you go ahead and describe the Mercro?
I can this terrifying beast. It is a bird like Pokémon.
You know, like Piggy, Piggy Otto piggy OT all the other piggy.
Things got a bird. It's it's got a beak, it's got
a, you know, dark blue body. All of its feathers are a nice
dark blue color. It does.
The thing is it's hat. It has like a hat, almost looks
it's wearing a hat sort of thing, like a rim.
Around their head, yeah, it's feathers, but it does look like
a hat. It's wearing a hat and obviously
it has 2 little scrawny little legs with like I think 2 toes in
the front, one in the back with little nails on them or little
claws or towels, whatever you want to call them.
And then it's got, it does have a really fluffy butt tail and it
looks like it's like being tied together with like a red band.
I can't tell what that is. He's flying around quite a bit.
What is that professor? Is that like it looks like a red
rubber band tying his tail together.
What is that? I'm pretty sure it's just red
fur or not fur feathers. It's just, it's just they're,
they're very, they're very thin. Maybe.
I don't know, I can't tell. He's moving fast and then he's
got these dread, piercing evil eyes.
He's looking into my soul. Yeah.
Wow. He's looking.
Well, he's looking into your soul.
I think he's. I'm not sure.
Well. Yeah, it's just look at he's
very fixated on you, which I'm loving this.
I don't. I don't like it.
It does. I should know, it does have
three toes. On the five it's 5.
Three toes. OK, sorry, it's I'm just I'm a.
Little I know it's it's flying really fast.
OK. All right, settle down.
All right, Professor, you want to put it up now?
I think we should put it. Up need to give it a name right?
I I don't I poop head. I just poop.
Head. Oh, it didn't like that.
Go poop head. Go poop head.
Oh, there it goes. There it goes.
It's all. Gone.
God, I just went through the window.
I couldn't. I couldn't do anything to stop
it. I'm sorry.
Oh my. God, Oh my no.
Oh my jewelry. I tried so.
Hard to stop it, Corbin. I'm so.
We all tried, really. Hard.
Oh thank God I still have my earring.
Definitely go Oh no poop. Head the Mercro took all my
jewelry and left. Oh, it's amazing that I was able
to carry all of your jewelry. That was a lot.
It's pretty heavy too. Gosh Dang it, what am I going to
do now? I just have $500 and no jewelry.
No one's going to know I'm rich. Now this class is looking pretty
nice, isn't it Corey? Yeah.
And it looks like we're going to have to have some remedial
study. No, no, no, he's, he's.
Said a lot of things in this lesson, Corbin, that I don't
know if you're prepared to to face quite.
Oh man, I'm so upset about my Jordan.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I'll be OK.
Let's just continue through the lesson and.
He still wants to learn. Oh cow, still my last lesson.
I'm still out after this, OK? Why?
What? Why?
Because. I still have that $500.
OK, well. Maybe, alright, maybe something
crazy will happen and the Mercro will come back in or poop at the
Mercro will come back in and steal those $500.
I don't, last I checked your nada zatu.
I don't think you could predict the future, so might might just
chill out. I don't know.
We'll see. OK, let's read these Pokedex
entries. The first ones come to us from
the Jota region, they say. Feared and loathed by many, it
is believed to bring misfortune to all those who see it at night
or daytime I guess. 00 or daytime.
Yeah, can say. I mean are.
You saying that or is that part of the pokedex?
I'm saying that, I'm saying that, sorry.
Well, I felt very misfortunate just now.
Good to go by Dory. The Next Century says it is said
that when chased, it lures its attacker onto dark mountain
trails where the foe will get lost.
Wow, that's. But how many get lost on a
drill? Ones like forwards or backwards?
There's like, what are you gonna do?
I guess it depends on if it all looks the same.
I guess maybe depending on where the be going forwards instead of
backwards. So, okay, don't go looking for
this mercrow at night, Corbin. I won't.
I will stay far away from it. I think your jewelry is gone.
For now, I'll talk to I'll talk to my roommate Gordon to see if
he can, you know, if we can muster up a plan to, you know,
kill the Smurk row and. Take.
Oh, you haven't. Well, you haven't.
You haven't burned that bridge yet.
You haven't came Gordon out of the apartment now.
Yeah, you're getting. Buy your jewelry and like punch
to Gordon in the face as you left.
Are you kidding me? Gordon's the one that actually,
you know, you've got got my lottery ticket and, you know,
did everything for me because, you know, I'm 10 years old.
I don't, I don't know how to do stuff.
So he did. It for me.
So Gordon did pick it up for you.
So Gordon, Gordon the you know, the the, the cadabra that looks
like a Mr. Rhyme he. Dresses as one, Yeah.
So he's a psychic type, right? Bought your your winning lottery
ticket? Well.
OK, I bought it and then he went to go claim it and then.
Said here you go, here's 5000. Is that what happened?
So I'm trusting him that there was only $5000 in that in that
lottery ticket. OK.
All right. OK, so you think.
You think maybe Gordon? Gordon kept a little to himself.
No, no, no, no. It was 5000.
He wouldn't lie to me. Yeah, I don't know.
It sounds like he's not on your side here.
This is what I'm thinking. Thank you, Sir.
OK, the next entry says it hides any shiny object it finds in a
secret location. Mercrow and Meowith elute one
another's stashes. OK, a loot for loot if you will.
Hey, that's a good T-shirt. Loot for loot with the mercrow
and me off on it. I don't think that's a good
T-shirt. I'll be you don't think so.
Loot for loot, yeah. No, I I agree with the
professor. Looting to my eyes.
Leave a comment if you'd buy that T-shirt.
Thank you. No cuz what if they want to
comment about something? What if they wanted to comment
about something Corbin but now they don't want to?
Bro they don't want to buy that crappy T-shirt.
Fine. Yeah, see.
Fine. We gotta figure something else.
What a different T-shirt. What's your?
Favorite bird type Pokémon? Thank you comment that.
Bird type. Bird type.
Bird looking. OK, we can just say flying type.
Flying type works. What's your favorite flying type
Pokémon? Leaving leave, Leave a comment
in the chat. Thank you guys.
All right, moving on to the Hoenn region.
The first entry here, and I believe the only one, says
Mercrow was feared and loathed as the alleged bearers of ill
fortune. This Pokémon shows strong
interest in anything that sparkles or glitters.
It will even try to steal rings from women.
And little boys, Hello. Well.
And Corbin's. And me and me.
And Corbin. 'S and and earrings and.
I'm not a woman. Necklaces like I'm still
impressed by how strong poop head the Mercro was.
It took a lot. It took a lot of I had a lot.
Just like grabbed it and went to town.
It was like, Yep. Again, we're talking about $4500
worth of chains and rings as the I mean, I was iced out.
What a time to be alive that was.
It was, it was like an Ice Age in here with how much ice out,
how iced out he was. Yeah, I almost brought my ice
skates. And like and like 1 satire, but
like in the spot that you weren't really expecting.
Like it's just kind of weird. It was like ice, ice, ice.
Oh, there's a blue thing right there, right?
What's? OK, it's like ice ice.
Oh baby, ice, ice, ice. Tell you what.
OK, moving on. The next entries come to us from
the Center region. They said it is believed that
seeing this Pokémon at night will bring about ominous
occurrences. Ominous.
Like What do you guys think is an ominous occurrence?
Losing all. Your one appearing to steal all
your jewelry. Flying through the window to
steal your jewelry. All right, we got three votes
for stealing jewelry. Well, poop.
Poop head did not fly through the window.
Poop head came out of the pokey ball but then.
He flew out the window, but then he came back through the window
to get my earrings and he left again to stash him.
Did anybody see which direction he went?
Was it E? Was it S like?
I'm sorry, I was. I was looking at my fingernails.
I thought I had like a hangnail at the time.
Yeah, I, I don't know. I I was so there's.
A lot of yelling going on. I tend to.
I tend to just. I blacked out.
I blacked out for a minute so I don't really remember it.
Distracted, you know, desperately trying to open, I
mean, close the window, yeah. That's fair.
I'll figure it out. I'll work with Gordon.
OK, the next entry here in the UK, Corbin, you look kind of
sad. I'm good.
Just think about my jewelry. Corbin, it's gone.
You got to let it go. I feel like I lost my credit as
a rapper. Go what I mean easy.
You're not a rapper. Easy go.
I don't. Talk about that.
Legally, you are not a rapper. You're not.
Allowed going to be legally a rapper once I quit after this
lesson so might as well be. Just not going to quit after
Corbin. You only have $500.
Oh my God, But I'm 10, I can make that last for a century.
Don't know about that. Illusional, he said.
Illusional. The next entry says it appears
near travellers to lure them into deep forest.
It is said to carry misfortune. Next one says if spotted, it
will lure an unwary person into chasing it, then lose the
pursuer on mountain trails. So wait, is it flying on
mountain trails or is it losing the person who's walking on
mountain trails? I'm pretty sure it's like
flying. I'll like fly from like branch
to branch or something and then like like just just just stay
there long enough for the person to see it and follow it.
Yeah, and then take off, disappear.
Right now, I'm interested in like, how does it, what does it
do to, like, lure this person? I mean, sure, you can steal his
jewelry, but what if there aren't any?
What if they don't have any jewelry?
They're their losers. Maybe I don't.
Maybe somebody's like, you know, walking and texting on their
phone or something. And then like the Mercro just
grabs that and flies away. Oh yeah, for sure.
Or maybe it will like, you know, just like, sit on a branch and
be like, dumb Mercro. And then you're like, wait, did
you say I'm dumb? What?
And it's like Mercro, like I swear you said you're dumb.
And then it goes, Marco, you're dumb, stupid Marco.
I definitely heard at that time get get get down here and and
and fight me like a man. And then Marco is like matter
loser and then flies away and then it's like and then it's
game on. It's game on.
It's came on. That's OK.
Porsche cut all that out. They know the virtual students
don't need to hear that. No, no, no.
I think it was. It was a great, wonderful skit,
Professor. Or or bass boosted, I don't
care, do whatever. Whatever, whatever.
Works. OK, so moving on, that's all of
the entries from the center region.
There's nothing new. Oh, wait, no, yeah, there's
nothing new from the UNOVA region.
This is just the same ones from the center region.
Nothing new from the Callous region.
What else is new? Not enough poetics interest from
them. Yeah, tell you what, I tell you
what. I tell you what.
Get on that. I tell you, tell me what?
Here's the thing though. Okay, I know I'm going back to
the ginger meal. We already covered it, but Nick
said that they cover a lot of stuff about mega evolutions.
Here's the thing though, they don't.
All of our Pokedex entries from Mega Evolutions come from the
Alola region. They don't say.
They don't say anything about them in the Kalos region.
Lame, lame. All right, anyway, speaking.
Of the Alola region, the first entry here says they awaken at
dusk and take wing in the twilight leading to the
expression and get home before the Mercro fly.
I've heard that all the time like that.
Is something that. My mom would say to me all the
time and I was like, don't tell me what to do, mom.
Do mom suck? Yeah, and then one night I got
lost for hours just in mountain paths it had.
I was following all the Murkrows.
I've been there. I've been lost many a time in
the woods. Yeah, we all three of us
together have been lost in the woods for a couple times, Yeah,
years, it feels like. Yeah.
It felt like we were in there for years.
Yeah, I mean, normally I'm the one that that, you know, is
hanging out in the woods and people run into me and they
don't, you know, they seem to run away even though when I'm
like really friendly so. But.
Well, yeah, we've seen what really friendly is like for you,
and I get it. I get why they'd run away.
Yeah, it's the smile. It's like, it's like grimacing
that one. That's the one.
It's that smile that he's doing right there.
It just, oh, how do you get how do you get it to like curl at
the ends like that? Oh, it's disgusting.
Stop it, stop. I hate the noise he makes A.
Little bit of who I am, a little bit of who.
I am. If you move on, I.
Don't wait. What is he?
Is he saying look at who I am? Little bit, little bit who I?
Am little bit little bit who I am.
What did you say? What are you saying?
I'm sorry, professor, I'm sorry. Please go back.
Go back to the lesson. OK, don't tell me what to do,
but I am going to go back to the lesson.
That's because I want to, not because you told me to, right?
Right, exactly. Do what you want, Professor.
OK, so this next entry from the Alola region says seen as a
symbol of bad luck, it's generally disliked, yet it gives
presents objects that sparkle or shine to trainers that it's
close to. So maybe, maybe poop head took
all those all that jewelry and brought it back to to my house.
Well, let's, I don't know, were you, were you guys close?
Yeah, not really. I'm not super close to a lot of
Pokémon. Oh, that's not a good look.
Listen, I'm not a good trainer. I've already said this.
I'm just not a good trainer. I'm, I'm great.
I, I, you know, I enjoy reading about them and talking about
them, but, you know, the practical side of it I'm just
not good at. Except for my Lytton.
My Lytton loves. Me.
I mean, you're, I was about to say you have a very successful
relationship with your Lytton. Right.
What's his name again? Leonidas or something?
We haven't named it yet. We'll get there.
It's. Gibby.
I mean, you have Gibby, right? You mean Gubby, Mr. Curtis?
Gubby the The Growly. Yeah, how's Gubby doing?
He's bringing with you to Johto. Well, I did, but you know, Gubby
really is a free spirit. Gubby comes and goes as he
pleases. I love that.
I wouldn't say that Gubby is a pet.
I would definitely say that Gubby is a, you know, an
acquaintance. OK, OK, OK.
The next entry here for for Mercrow, because that's who
we're learning about this week. Don't forget.
That's right. Says it has a weakness for shiny
things. It's been known to sneak into
the nest of gabite, noted collectors of jewels in search
of treasure. Oh, write that down.
Write that down for Gabite. Don't write it down.
Write that. Write it down.
Yeah, that, that that may be important when we learn about
gabite, you know? Oh, sure.
Soon, it's coming up. Yeah, it's around the corner.
The last entry from the Alola region says it searches for
shiny things for its boss. Mercro's presence is said to be
unlucky. So many people detest it.
It's boss, I don't know, was employed.
I mean, it's more like a like a, a family head I think is what it
means. OK.
Or the trainer they really like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well I so it's could be the trainer they like or it might be
what Mercro evolves into. OK, yeah, which is?
Yeah, Decidui, no I. Don't think honch no honch Crow.
Honch, Crow. Oh, that's who, that's who.
Oh yeah, that must be what we're learning about next week.
Then I'll write. Maybe.
Hockey Crow No. OK.
I don't think I I pronounce it as Honch crow.
Maybe I could see Honk Crow, but that sounds silly.
I also pronoun it as honch crow. Paunchy Crow let us know in a
plethora of gangar males or. About how dumb we are and how we
mispronounce every Pokémon name, thank you very much.
OK, the next entry in the last entry from the Alola region says
it searches for shiny things for its boss.
Oh wait, I already read that. What am I doing?
What are you doing, Professor? Come on.
Now I just liked it so much I read it twice.
I ain't got all day. It's a good, it's a good
expression. Corbin police What?
Please, I'm sorry. You do have the professor work
you do I. Love the professor work all.
Right. Well, OK, moving on.
There's nothing new from the Gala region, but there is
something from the Hissui region and it says widely shunned as a
bearer of ill fortune upon crossing paths with this
creature, I've been told one must chant were crumb, were
crumb. Bad luck don't come as a
protective incantation. Oh that.
I wish I'd known that before. I well, that's why we have these
lessons. Corbin, do you, do you get it
now? Do you understand why these are
so important? I, I yeah, I get it.
I get. It So what do you next time you
see a mercrow, what are you gonna say?
Red rum. Red rum.
No bad luck. Don't.
Oh no, no, not not. Not quite.
Come here, Mercrow, come, Come to Corbin's last $500.
Don't come near me rum work rum bad luck.
Don't come. That's it.
Yes work rum, work rum bad luck don't come.
Okay, gotcha. Okay all.
Right. That does it for the Sui region,
and there's nothing new in the Paldea region, but let's see if
there's anything from Professor Muir.
Yes, entry here from the Lentil region.
It says Mercro fly throughout the nature park after sunset,
looking for the glint of shiny objects in the darkness.
They're fearless creatures that won't hesitate to tease Pokémon
much larger than them. Oh, OK, They don't care at all.
Yeah, they're, they're like feisty.
Little guys, No Fear, no. Fear.
Oh yeah, a shirt. That says No Fear and then a
Merc. OK.
That's pretty good. Thank you.
Thank you, I thought. Of it myself.
All right, that does it for all of the regional pokedex entries,
but I have some unique entries here.
I'm sorry. The first one comes to us from
Ashes Pokedex and says Mercro the Darkness Pokémon.
Mercro confused would be attackers by luring them into
dark mountain trails where they are sure to get lost.
Definitely it's gonna happen. Yeah, dark mountain trails.
Like I don't think the the trails themselves are just
inherently dark. I guess it's like sure it's
night time when it brings them there.
The next entry comes to us from Don's pokedex and says R Crow
baby. Oh God I forgot I have to wait
for for Corbin's thing. Nothing.
Let's just hear what she has. To say about this, this ugly
creature, she it's her Pokedex. She didn't write this.
It's from her Pokedex. She logged it.
There's. Skill in that?
I don't think so. I really don't.
Think so, But she was there and she made.
History, that's what matters. She didn't make.
Didn't make history, all right? Anyways, it says Mercro the
darkness Pokémon. Many believe that if you see a
Mercro at night, it will bring bad luck.
Wow, really revolutionary. They're gone.
Groundbreaking. It's not about.
It's not about providing. Something groundbreaking.
It's about providing something solid.
And she did that and oh, so you think that it's.
Solid. I think it's a solid entry.
This this this statement. That says many people believe
that if you see a Mirko at night it will bring bad luck is a
solid entry for a you know, bio like a biology index of a
Pokémon. Sure, you think that tells us
something. Very.
Scientific. Yeah, It doesn't need to be
signed. It's just.
Rumors. No, it doesn't.
No. It's it's, it's not a rumor.
It's that the fact that it has such a cultural impact on people
that there's superstition involved with it.
And that's something that should could be, you know, continue to
be documented. And I think she did a great job
doing that. She's wonderful and beautiful
and intelligent. And honestly, I I'm here for it,
man. You call Mr. Curtis a kiss butt
all the time. I think we should analyze, you
know? Yeah.
There's a difference between a kiss.
Butt and a crush little cup not that much in.
The. Cup, Colin, the bowl.
What's up? Toasted.
Sorry, what? What's up?
Little. Cup.
Cup on the bull toasted over there.
I'm sorry, sloppy. Mouth is really bad today for
Mr. Crush. No, no, no, no.
That's that's a. Saying the cup, calling the bull
toasted, that's a that's a saying for sure.
That's a That's a saying. That's right.
That's a Cantonian. That's a Cantonian experience.
You're gonna hear it a lot because I'm.
Definitely gonna use it because it's it's just a classic one
that I use all the time. OK, I've never heard you.
Use it in 198 lessons so. No, he listen, go back, Go back
and listen. Go back and listen to all of
them. I'm sure I've said it at least
once. And many of those lessons.
Yeah, let us know guys. Go back and.
Listen to every lesson. Listen.
Right, right. OK, the.
Last unique entry comes to us from Go's Rotom phone.
It says Mercro, the darkness Pokémon, a dark and flying type.
If a Mercro is seen at night, it is considered bad, a bad omen.
So many people dislike them. I mean, you see, and it's
Pokedex entries like this that keep giving Mercro's a bad name.
It's spreading information, saying hey there, a lot of
people think it's a bad omen. You should too.
And now people don't like these per these poor, poor little
birds. That's right, these poor.
Mercro all they ever I did was was steal your little.
Boys steal their jewelry, maybe get you.
Lost in the. Woods maybe get you lost in the
woods. Maybe fear for my life.
Yeah, well. Listen, I'm sure it was a fluke.
It would never happen again. Definitely.
Just just don't flash though that that $500.
I'm not gonna listen. I don't even I don't.
I don't even have it with me. It's fine.
All right. So don't even work.
Oh, really? Where is it?
Don't. Worry about it.
Worry about it, all right? I think.
I think it's in this bit. Don't worry about it, I think.
It's under. No, it's in the bag under his
desk. Like continue please.
I can see some dollar bills. Coming out of his, like his
shirt pocket. No, that's grass.
Don't worry. A little.
Pouchy pouch.
OK, that does it for all of the Pokedex entries on Mercro.
OK, done with this stupid thing. Damn.
Be careful man. It it might fly back work from
work from at any at any moment it might fly through that
window. Have your?
$500 bills. That you definitely have on your
person right now. I don't think so.
I don't. Know have it tucked away.
So what was that? No, I'm kidding.
Nope, it wasn't anything. Nope.
It wasn't anything. OK, I just need to go.
Stretch my back over by the window over here.
Just keep going with the class, professor.
Well, you're going to want to. Sit back down, Mr. Curtis,
because it is time for the testing portion of the lesson.
God no. That OK, Good, good.
Yes. I'm so.
Excited. I just can't hide it for this
quiz that we're going to take. That's right, he's a.
Poem for my. Last day please pop quiz.
Gonna put one. It's not your last name.
Second. Of all it's not a poem, it's not
a pop quiz. We are instead doing an
instructional video. Oh dot dot.
Dot all right now we've done instructional videos.
Before, but I am going to grab my rubric here and read it real
quick for everybody. So you guys remember, remember
this is a group project. You have to work together.
You got it, You got it, I think. That's so important, Curtis.
Keep in mind. Hey, keep in mind he's he's
very. Slowly opening the window right
now. Yeah, yeah, I just need a.
Little fresh air. What are you doing?
It's it's just. A little.
Stuffing here. We need a little more fresh air.
That's all OK. Just.
All right, so let me put a net in front of that window.
What did What did a net ever. Do to you No, I meant like no.
Not a net, not the secretary at the school.
I'm talking about the actual net, OK?
Yeah, jeez, leave a net alone. OK, so the rubric here for the
instructional video is 1. You must include information
that we've learned in Class 2. You must demonstrate an
understanding of unique attributes and abilities of the
Pokémon. Four or three.
The presentation must be at minimum.
Yeah, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say 3 minutes long, 3 minutes
long. I've been saying 5 minutes, but
I think that's a bit, a bit of a stretch.
And focus primarily on the topics assigned.
And then for the final point is determined by your partner by
answering the question, how do you write your partner's
participation in this project? All right, so here is the topic,
and then I'll let you guys go out and.
OK OK And you know, work on this video.
The topic here is how to keep your Mercro stimulated without
it causing trouble to others in the area.
See if we can let people you know know what they can do to
give Mercros a better name. OK, so like.
So, so that it's not like harassing people like little
boys and taking their jewelry, is that what you mean?
Yeah, kind of kind of like that. Not exactly like that, but kind
of like that. Yeah.
Gotcha. OK, cool.
Alright, alright, got it. Alright, take your time, take
your. Time.
Alright, bye. Bye, everybody.
Alright, I'll be in here. In here.
Come on, let's grab the camera. Come on Curtis, let's do this.
Alright, alright, let's. Do it.
All right, professor, we got our we got our little movie magic
here. Our instructional video.
I'm ready to put it in to the to the to the CD player here.
Does that work for you? Here we go.
Yeah, it's put it in there. I know it's.
A little bit. You know, you put it in the
wrong way. Course you got to the side.
Oh, it's crap. OK, all right, here we go.
And all right, and let's press play.
Yo everyone, what's? Going on Hello there.
Hello and. Welcome back to another.
Other instructional video with Corbin and Mr. Curtis.
Today we're going to teach you all about Curtis.
Mr. Curtis? Mr. Corbin.
That's right. We're learning about.
Me today. No, we're not.
Learning about you We're learning how to.
Keep your micro stimulated without causing trouble to
others in the area. So, Mr. Curtis, that's right.
What do I do? What's the first step?
Where do I start with this? The first thing, the place where
you need to start is you need to find a chill area free of any
distractions. OK, No, see parks, no urban
areas, etcetera. Think like a big empty field
that you and Marco can really have some quality time.
Yeah, and No 10 year olds would blink cause apparently that's a
distraction. Oh.
Oh yeah, and no, No 10. Year olds would blink.
That's right. And and then what's the next
thing you need to do? Corbin #2 it is a very, very
important step is you have to buy some edible glitter.
Now, Bear with me, It's going to come into play later.
Now you're gonna have to try your best not to eat it.
It's going to be. Hard.
I've been there before but it's so tasty.
It's so tasty, sometimes I'll buy it and I'll chug.
It you got to try not to eat it all.
But, you know, once I have that, Step 3 is really going to come
into play too. Mr. Cars, tell me all about it.
Yeah. Next thing is you need to buy
some cheap dollar store jewelry. Still shiny.
Oh, still shiny, but. But not, not something that
you're you're really worried about.
And and once again, be and be very careful.
Try not to eat at. All wait, do not do not eat all
that you don't need to have. I think that's a given, Mr.
Curtis, you don't need to say that.
Well, I mean, you know, it's just so shiny and and and
crunchy so like, you know, just I mean, I know it's tempting.
Just don't eat that. You're so weird.
All right, Step 4. Now you have to buy a mannequin
head or torso. So now we have all these pieces
they're coming together and we're going to see that in the
second-half of this video. Mr. Curtis, bring me to Step 5.
That's right. OK, so then you're going to want
to take your mannequin like this, OK, And then you're going
to place your fake jewelry on the mannequin in the center of
your chill area of choice. OK OK, just to kind of simulate
that 10 year old with bling that we were talking about earlier,
right? So you get a kid mannequin if
you want. That's right.
And then Corbin, what's next?
OK, so once you have your mannequin that's all iced out
set up next, what you're going to do is you're going to coat
your berries or Poppins or you know, any sort of treat you're
going to you're going to cover it in that edible glitter that
we bought earlier and you're going to set that out away from
the from the jewelry. Covered mannequin, so you want.
There to be some distance between the two, right.
So now this comes into play later yes.
This is where the actual training starts to come together
in step 7. Tell me about it, Mr. Curtis.
So when you send your Mercro out, you have to, you have to be
very mindful. OK, if your Mercro goes after
the fake jewelry on the mannequin, then you have to.
Say. No bad Mercro.
You have to. You have to.
Punish. It you spray it with water,
Yeah, it would, in the nice way. But you're gonna tell it.
You're gonna tell it, you know, no, this is this is negative
behavior. We're not respect it.
You know, whatever works. Debatable, right?
Right. OK, but what?
But Corbin, what do you do if the mercrow goes for the shiny
berries or the poffing? So now that you have rightfully
punished your mercrow for going after the stuff it shouldn't go
after because we don't, we want to train it at an early age to
not go after jewelry, even if it's fake.
Because you know, when it goes out to the real world, near real
jewelry, it's going to flip out. So what you're going to do is
when it goes after the shiny berries, you're going to reward
it. You're going to reinforce this
behavior with items. You would want the Mercro to
recover. So like whether that's berries
or, you know, specific items that are lying around that are
not with people, that are not close to people and that are not
in the possession of people, it's probably fair game.
And if it does want to somebody, you can just easily return it if
your Mercro brings it back to you.
So what's the last step, Mr. Curtis?
Yeah. And and, and this and especially
you want to reinforce the, the returning of the of the good
items of those berries of those poffins that are are unclaimed,
so to speak, of course, because. Because the next thing you're,
of course you're going to. Do is you're going to send your
Mercro out, you're going to say, alright, Mercro, go sick em and
you're going to send Mercro out to recover, you know, free and
lost items, berries, things that are not, you know, key are not
in the possession of another person, right, but still giving
it that stimulation, right, right.
And you know, this is this is really, you know, Mercro and its
element. This is what is stimulating
Mercro. You're getting it out there.
You're you're allowing it to look for and to recover the
shiny items that it show Craves, but not items, Ely.
That are in the. Possession or nearby somebody
else, of course. So then once you have all those
things there you go then your mercrow is trained, it's
stimulated and it's not taking stuff that's dangerous or
belongs to somebody else of course.
Was there anything you'd like to add at the end of this?
Just that you know, and and then another positive thing with this
is. So then.
Then your Mercro gets to bring you all nice to shiny things,
and it's another way for you to bond with your Mercro.
That's right. And it can recover your bling
that was lost by another mean Mercro that shouldn't have taken
it in the first place. But we're not going to get into
that. We're not going.
To get into that. Anyways, thank you guys so much
for tuning in. You know so much because of us
and we're so grateful to have you watching this video.
So now you know, thank you for listening.
Bye, bye everybody. Okay, alright, think that was.
Pretty good listen you guys. Did 5 minutes again.
So you know what? I'm gonna go back to 5 minutes
being No, 3 minutes is good. No, it's extra.
Credit, you know, it seems like it's.
Easy for you guys to hit that 5 minute really hard.
It was very. Hard.
It was a. Lot of work, a lot of effort, a
lot of editing. And I put it in for you,
professor. Yeah, a lot of better, yes.
A. Lot of this time goes into the
editing it does OK. So full marks on that portion.
So you guys, so you included a lot of information about the
fact that Micro likes to go for bling, as you called it, or
shiny jewelry. It's really attracted to shiny
things. And I do like the idea of that,
you know, positive reinforcement of it being like, oh, you took
this thing that was on the ground and not on somebody and
therefore you now have a little shiny treat for yourself to eat.
So I think that's pretty good, pretty clever.
Of course, you know, sometimes the shiny things that somebody
owns aren't on their person. Like if I set my, you know, my
cell phone on a desk or whatever, you know, it's still
mine. And if Mirko comes and grabs it
expecting a treat, then, you know, it could still be bad, but
you know, it's, it's better than nothing now.
I will, but it's still close. In your proximity see we're
we're we're part of that training process is to only get
items that are away from people you know yeah exactly like
you're not going to leave your. Phone 100 yards from you on the
other side of a field or something, right outside, right?
You know, all right, take it ahead.
OK, Now you guys did not include anything about the fact that
murcros like to tease people into following them and then
getting lost in the woods. So I am, I'm going to take a
couple of points off from the second, from the second point in
the rubric because because that is still another thing that
people really don't like about murcros.
And if you could like, you know, get it to get its energy out in
some other way, that would have been great.
So I'm gonna I'm not take I'm a professor.
I know, I know. But that's what grading I should
be though. But you're not.
That's going to take one point away from the second one,
supervisor. All right, but.
Pretty good otherwise. All right, so, Mr. Cruz, you
could step out of the room for a second.
Please do. Please do.
Corbin. No, he's still here.
Go away. Go.
Get out. I'm sorry.
I'm. Sorry.
All right, he's done. Corbin, how do I know?
It really feels like we can take a breath, a breather now, like
he's out of here. Yeah.
So, Corbin, how would you rate Mr. Curtis's participation in
this group project I. Am going to have to give him a
solid 4. I think he did put in a lot of
effort. You know, we brainstormed
together. I thought his his his displays,
his mannerisms, his showmanship was pretty decent.
This time he wasn't too too crazy.
He did make a comment about eating fake jewelry, but that's
just Miss Course being Miss Course pretty weird.
And this is. The score is not.
Reflective of the fact that it's my last lesson and I'm in a good
mood at all, okay. Well, yeah, I mean, he did also
like, didn't he also say that that the we were learning about
him today? Isn't that what does?
Wasn't that something that happened in the beginning?
Well, that was a funny little joke.
I'm willing to let that slide. So let's, let's, let's give him
a four. I'm feeling good today.
I'm feeling good. I'm feeling great despite the
circumstances. But here's my last lesson.
I figured, you know, I'd, I'd give him something to give him
something to look forward to and that being a perfect score.
All right, go go out into the. Hallway and then let Mr. Curtis
back in. Will do All right, loser.
Come on in. Well, all right there.
You better. Watch the attitude, I'm just
teasing, no? Fighting in the hallway.
No fighting in the hallway, just joking.
Come on. Jazz.
All right, there's a little bit of pushing going.
On a little bit of pushing shut the door all.
Right. And I guess I get, you know,
professor, I guess the, the take your time take, take.
All the time you need professor, I guess.
Poopy head is not coming back.
I might as well just shut the window over here.
Oh yeah, it was actually getting a little.
Bit cold in here. Yeah, it's getting a little
drafty. You don't want to want that in
here. So yeah, Fall is really right.
Around the corner. Am I right, guys?
Is it right? Sorry, Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry. It's.
It's still, you know, incredibly hot because of the lack of AC in
here, but also it was getting a little drafty within there.
It is not cool in. Here but it.
But anyway, professor, what? What did you have to ask me?
What? What would cost?
How would you grade Corbin's performance based on his
participation in this group project?
OK, Yeah, yeah, yeah. You knew this was what did he
could have been. Thinking about this, what did he
give me? What did he give me?
I can't tell you. You sure?
Yeah, I mean, OK, all right well it is his last day cuz like if I
told you what would be the. Point of you walking out of the
class. He, he, it is it.
Is his last day. It's not his last day.
It's. Not his last day.
It's it's last. I got I got a feeling.
I got a feeling he's gonna be coming.
He's got a lot. Of attitude.
Lot of bridges being burnt here. I'm tempted to give him like A1.
Whoa now again. You got you.
Got to remember, this is based on his participation in the
group project, not how much of A jerk he's been for the rest of
the lesson. That's true.
OK, well, I, I, you know what?
I'll have to readjust. I'm going to give him 3.95.
I have to take. Cool.
I'm going to round that up to a. Four, I have to No, no.
No 3.9 we don't. Have to take.
I have to take a half of. 100th of a point.
Here 1/5 a. 5th, A51 hundredths of a point off because he did
try to fight me in the hallway. So that was a little
unappropriate. So I do have six.
I'm off that. Perfect.
That's not good. Thank you.
Mr. Curtis, that's not that good.
Teamwork. Camaraderie you sure you don't
want? To give him a three, then the
3.5. No, I can't.
What, 3.95? That's what I was.
That's all right. I'm rounding that up to.
A four. Oh, OK.
All right, I guess so. I guess we give it to him on his
last day. But great, it's not his last
day. All right, Corbin, come back in
here. Hey, what's going on, guys?
Good to be back. Watch yourself, check yourself
before you wreck. Yourself.
I've been so chilled. Don't threaten me.
It's the last day. Let me just, I'm honestly
surprised. He even did this lesson if he or
did this assignment, if he thinks this is going to be his
last day. I mean, considering considering
that none of his grades matter now if he's just going to, you
know, drop it. Well, I'm glad.
I'm glad you. You feel that way because I do
too. All I'm saying is I'm.
Just in your in your headspace. It's.
It's interesting that you've decided to do this, this
assignment. I didn't really have a choice,
did I? You did.
But I mean, like, everybody has a choice always, Corbin.
At least you have to be prepared for the negative consequences.
I choose to. Be I choose to be here and to be
studying under the great tutelage of the professor.
Well, it's not that great. Must be real.
It's amazing. But anyways, that that's another
lesson Professor rework my. Numbers make it give him a 3.75.
Can't insult you like that. Wait, you gave me a what got?
It. I said, I said.
You get a 3.75 now because you just insulted the professor I
thought we were supposed to reveal.
Grades am I gonna I can't listen I.
Can't be held accountable for the things that Mister Curtis
being mean, I take. My 4 back.
What do you give him then? 3.5 He's.
Being mean for no reason, Yeah. Yeah, well, I give.
Him a 3.25 because he's being. A. 3 point changes.
I'm no longer accepting changes to grade.
I submit a three-point. See where this is?
Go final. Score final answer.
Submit I submit a 2.8 already in the grade book get.
This already can't. Change them anymore.
I'm. Done.
Wrap it up I. Can't and I'll try to enter.
Things on a good. Note.
But he's pissing me off, Professor, Hold on.
Whoa, you want to? Say that again with less.
Colorful language. He's ticking me off.
Professor OK, All right, everybody.
Calm down. All right?
So let's Lesson's almost over. We can put all this behind us
and we can go our separate ways if that's gonna, that's right.
It's not gonna happen. Thank you for the last.
Time. Goodbye, Corbin.
Wow. Anyways, just stay with me,
guys. Just stay with me guys here.
That's the end of the lesson on Mercro.
Does anybody know who we're learning about next week?
Doesn't matter to me. Is it?
Is it the? Hank Crow that you mentioned
before, it's got to be Hank Crow, right?
It's not Hank, Crow or Haunch. Crow or however you say it.
No, we are actually learning about slow king.
Slow king is the evolved is one of the evolved forms of slow
poke. We had to learn about slow poke
and slow bro OK previously, but it does have another
evolutionary form, so we'll be learning about that next week.
Isn't that interesting Corbin? Isn't that so exciting and
interesting? Actually slow king is a sounds.
Like a cool Pokémon. I might TuneIn remotely if
that's cool. OK, well it.
Won't. I don't know.
You're gonna have to. Repay your your class
subscription. Never mind.
Yeah, that is true. You.
You have an in. Person subscription.
You would need to switch it and then repay it for the virtual.
Yeah, which one's cheaper and. And that hey.
That one costs $500. Oh, OK.
Well, never. Mind, I gotta listen, I gotta
make that $500 last for a few a couple of years cuz I'm 10 and
that's how long that money lasts at this, at this age.
So I'm gonna pass. I'm sorry.
You'll just, I'll just have to read Mr. Curtis's notes.
You can just send them, man. It's gonna be super.
Awkward that I'm your legal guardian in this time.
That's all good. Anyways.
Maybe I'll get Donnie J to. Come take you back.
Listen, I gotta get home and pack.
Let's wrap it up, okay? All right, so that's gonna do it
for today's lesson. If anybody has any questions for
me, you can send a Gengar mail to wwwpokemon@gmail.com.
If you don't want to do a Gangnam, well, hey, there's a
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We have a link tree link in our description.
Click on that and you'll find just so many links to all these
cool things we do So many. Corbin what are some of those
things? There's links.
To a lot of stuff. That's what I said.
I already said that part. Right, so you have.
Links to our YouTube channel, which is probably, you know, one
of the cooler things that we have our recently created
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There's our TikTok, our Instagram, our Twitter, all that
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It's the easiest way to follow us and what we're doing, stuff
we post and yeah, guys get connected for free.
Or if you. Wanna do a little bit more than
free? We have our Patreon, Mr. Curtis.
What can they find in that Patreon?
What's cool about it? The Patreon.
It's got a lot of things in it that you may be interesting.
So much. But.
You know, really the main thing that everybody goes to the
Patreon for is is are my beautiful doodles.
Is are his. Are his doodles.
They suck. Is are it was, will be is the
doodle. Will.
Be is the doodles OK? I every lesson I make a
beautiful piece of artwork to reflect these.
Doodles the the Pokémon. That we talked to about today.
Poop, poop head. Poop head, poop head.
Yes, The Dirty Mercro. So if you.
If you have were any interest in poop head and what and what
their deal is all like, then go go subscribe on the Patreon.
Only cost you a dollar. That's it.
You could also you could also see the Nuzlok episodes two week
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the name of one of the Pokémon. There's a couple of other
things, but really it's all about the doodle.
It's all about when it comes. Down to it, it's really all
about it when it comes down to it, everybody.
Always about the doodle T-shirt before we.
Sign. Off here I just wanna say one
more thing. Everybody rejoice rejoice. 1 And
all this the the bi weekly schedule that the headmistress
has put us on for the air conditioning outage is finally
coming to an end. The AC's fixed now.
Yes, the. Well, not.
Yet, but later this week that they will be coming in to to put
the fixes on. So everybody can expect to be
back here next week. So when I say next week, I mean
for a fact next. Week we.
Will be learning about slope not not next week.
Or last week, which you've said in previous lessons when you
actually meant 2 weeks weeks ago were in the next two weeks it's
almost like. I have a, you know, in my mind,
a script that I always follow on these things.
It's hard to break away from it, but we are in fact next week
learning about Slow King and I can't wait to have a classroom
with air conditioning once again.
I'm so excited. Well, guys.
Enjoy it, that'll be a fun experience.
I got to get home, I got a pack and oh, hey, oh, hey, Sir, this
is this. Is Gordon everybody?
In a class, right? This is Gordon, everyone calm.
Down. It's fine.
Gordon. This is the Gordon Gordon.
Gordon, the cadaver who dresses as a Mr. Rhyme.
Wow. Nice to meet you.
This. Is him.
He's using my hand. Psychically.
That's insane. Wow, right.
That's very interesting. Gordon.
Is there? We're at the end.
Of a lesson is there something I can Gordon, I am going to need
you to fill. Out all this paperwork, this
liability paperwork here and we'll talk to him to talk.
To talk to Corman, go ahead. Yeah, but let's.
Watch 5 Minutes Let's just watch this play.
Out you can watch You could wait 5.
Minutes. No.
OK, well, OK. So why are you here then, 5000?
That's a lot of the. 500I OK. I left a lot of money Piggy Bank
for a reason, and I even told you, I know I didn't leave it at
home on accident. It was supposed to be in the
Piggy Bank. Well, OK, Just so thoughtful.
All right, Well, fine. I'll take it back.
Here, give it to me. And what I'll do is I'll, I'll,
I'm going to put it in my jacket.
Just close the window. Poopy head No.
Poopy head. Poop head my $500 It wasn't.
Even shiny it's. Money.
Well, maybe it's because you called him.
Poop head Corbin. God, now I, I don't have any
money at all. I have no jewelry.
I have no. I'm right back at square one.
Oh my God. Well, can't wait to.
See you next week, Corbin. And I do mean next week.
Oh. Anyways, it's nice to meet you,
Gordon. Let's talk after class.
I have some issues with Corbin's hygiene, so hopefully you can
get that. Yeah, you can help him stay on.
Top of that, but until next. Time class is dismissed.