Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much everybody for
attending this lecture on Pokémon biology back in our
wonderful classroom. As it should be all the air
conditioning. I forgot.
I forgot what it felt like. I forgot what it felt like to
have a a nice well made roof over my head.
A spherical roof of course, but still a wonderful.
Roof. What?
Well, and that person saying you're welcome for a reason I
can't comprehend is my teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, please say hello. Hello there, professor.
It's so good to be back in the classroom.
But I mean, don't I? I built you such a wonderful
shelter while we're in the woods.
I mean, you didn't like I. Didn't have the heart.
You didn't like the spherical roof I built over your head at
all? I didn't have the heart to tell
you, Mr. Curtis. It was not well made.
It was very leaky. It was, it was, it was, you
know, dripping everywhere. It was awful.
I couldn't, it wasn't even raining and there was still, I'm
just filling wooden buckets full of water somehow.
Where is the water coming from? I.
Don't know. You know, it's that that that's
probably did. You try to like, like pipe up
some water somehow, like, 'cause I didn't have any running, I
know you made me like a, a sink, a fully wooden sink.
Yeah, yeah. With a granite countertop, which
was nice. Yeah, well, you didn't take it
for granted either. Exactly.
Well, yeah, I. Mean get out, no get out, get
out. What?
Oh. Get out.
That's a terrible. Pun get out.
No, I don't want. All right, No, all right, I'm
fine. Come back in.
That's a terrible pun. You know, you think even better
at puns considering his his dad is a is a professional comedian.
Wait. He's not a professional
comedian. He's an assistant now, and he
works for Perry at Severance Learning Center.
And he is your dad. Though he's not my dad, he is my
surrogate. We got him, he.
Got him the house. We got him for my expeditions
here in the Johto region. Donny J.
He's not my dad, he's just a Mr. Mime half Mr. Mime?
Nope. By the way, that's that's our
young, our young trainer and training, Corbin Corbin.
You guys haven't said anything about my my moustache here.
You guys haven't checked it out yet.
I'm a grown man now. We were lost in the woods for a
good nine years and so clearly now I don't look that much
different. But.
Come, come up. Come up, come up.
I'm 19 now. Officially, he's.
Not. Let me just I'm just going to
get a little little spit on this rag and wipe it on your.
What are you doing? No.
Got a little got a little Schlitz on your lip here yet?
No, I'm sorry. No, Yeah, Corbin, it was very
obviously like a fully Sharpie just.
Just. All.
Yeah. Just.
Not even sharpie it it's it was water soluble.
I just wiped it off with my little bit of my little bit of
mouth juice here. Whatever, either way, I'm still
definitely 19, right? We were gone for a long time.
No, no, no, no. I think we're only gone for
like, I mean, what, two weeks in total?
Wait, no, hold on. That's the calendar right there.
What is it 3 weeks there's? No other.
Thing. Well, no, the first, the first,
it was just one day, right? I don't know.
Listen, time is confusing. We don't have to talk about it.
What we do need to talk about, though, is Pokémon, because this
is a classroom. We're learning about Pokémon,
believe it or not. Does anybody know?
I know I said a lot of stuff last week about the class being
over, but it's not all right, we're back in it.
All of those other lessons, the grades still count, so I hope
you worked really hard. I did.
Yeah, yeah. You know what, Corbin?
I I saw your effort shine through.
Thank you. Great work.
Thank you. Thank.
You Does anybody know who we're talking about today?
Oh, it's a little one, right, Is it?
I guess I don't. Know just CGI professor.
It is not just CGI is glad we could rouse it which every good.
Trainer knows that comes first. Not, I mean, Corbin.
Not necessarily, if we're being honest.
I think in the pokedex it does. I mean, listen that I'll say
this right now. That is true for Rowlett and
Decidui. Rowlett does come first, but is
not the case for every evolution.
Rowlett yes or no? No, I I already said no, we're
not learning about Rowlett is a normal type Pokémon very common
here in the Joto region. Munchlax.
It's not Munchlax, it is a normal type though, so I'm proud
that you know that. Gray Decidui.
Gray the normal type.
Gray Decidui. Normal terrorist alive.
It's smear goal. No, okay.
You guys have failed this part of the class, but that's fine.
Normally do. We are learning about a palm
today. Also known as a palm long.
Tail Pokémon? Yes, a palm.
Has anybody seen an A palm before, Mr. Curtis?
I know you have, but where? Where are you?
I did, yeah. My 5th birthday party my aunt
brought one as part of this whole like act sort of thing for
my birthday party and. 5th birthday right?
That was like 10 years ago. Yeah, yeah.
Well, you never know. It could be 15.
We were in the woods a long time.
But it, it it was a whole like act where there was this dude
was going to sing and dance with this a palm and, well, something
got wrong and it scratched, scratched my aunt's eye out.
Whoa, whoa. Did you give her like a potion?
That did it work. I just made it worse, huh?
I mean, I recommended that but yeah.
But they never found the apom he left.
So the apom just left. Yeah, he bailed after he
scratched the eye out. He got what he wanted, an eye
for an eye. So then he bailed.
Wait, that that implies that somebody wronged the a palm.
Oh yeah, he also had one eye. Did I not mention that?
I don't. I don't think you did.
Oh yeah, I know. He also had one eye.
I don't know if that was the. I don't know if that was my
aunt's fault. I don't think it was going to.
Hire. Aunt No, she just hired him, but
I think he just saw the first person with the best eye in
front of him and just went crazy.
And then, OK, so I got are are you traumatized by that
experience, Corbin? No, it's actually gone the
opposite way. I've always had an obsession
with pirates. That's great, because here is an
apom. Whoa, okay, sorry, look at this
little dude. Kind of got scared there for a
second but okay. Sorry that was tough.
Brought back some memories. Well, hi there little buddy.
He's not so bad 'cause. You're flinching away from it
every anytime it moves even a little bit.
He came out at a weird angle and I thought he had one eye and it
triggered me a little bit. So this is what he almost like
with two eyes. He's really cute, actually.
Yeah, yeah, I and you are covering your eyes.
Corbin. Are you sure I can pick the acom
away? Oh, no, it's it's fine.
It's fine. Hi.
Hi there, little buddy. What's?
Your name. OK, OK.
You may want to you just may want to take take a step back.
Corbin, just just give him a little the room.
OK, Well, I'm breathing a little bit.
He's. Fine.
He's breathing, he's fine. He's vibing out, he's hanging
out. Oh man, yeah, he's cute.
So he's really, really small and he's mostly purple and he's got
like a yellowish, creamish tint to his.
Underbelly the bottom of like feet a sour milk a.
Sour milk, an eggnog flavored if you will, and that's on his face
and in his ears. And also he has like a hand
tail, his tail tube. Is like really really go in
depth in this part Corp because this is an important part of
Avon. OK, it looks like a ball, and
then it looks like 3 little tiny beakers coming out of it.
It's like 3 long fingers beakers.
They're all eggnog colored. Beakers.
Yeah, like it upside down, like Beaker or Flask or something.
I think they look. Like there's the bedrooms that
is a round bottom flask if I've ever seen one.
Not a not a beaker. Oh yeah, it's a round bottom
flask then. Sorry, I'm not a chemist,
professor. I'm not a nerd.
I mean, none of us are, he said. Mushrooms, Mr. Curtis.
Yeah, they kind of look like mushrooms, don't you think?
I I mean, I describe it as a hand and those are the fingers
of the hand. It's very, you know, hand esque.
It's but. But the proportions are all
wrong. The the tips of the fingers are
huge. Well, yeah, all the better to to
grip you with. Well, yeah, or grip eyeballs
with. Yeah, was that?
Did it use its tail to rip out? Oh yeah, yeah, visual.
If you couldn't have used imagination, yeah, it was the
tail went right in that socket and just.
I thought it would have used like maybe little hands.
So I was going to ask, can you just, can you compare its its
tail to its arms? Corbin or Curtis, whoever wants
to take the ball on this one. I'll take the ball.
I'm a baller. So it's arms are kind of like
these. There's no fingers on them.
They're just kind of like they're not nubbins per SE like
a toga bee, but they're longer slender nubs.
They don't have any fingers. Like it's almost like it's it's
it's tail tip is the hand that it uses.
Right. Oh, interesting, interesting
insight here, Corbin. We'll we'll learn a little bit
more about this as we read the Poke X entries, but that's a
that's a good guess. OK, yeah, I think.
I mean, he's he's he's he seems pretty harmless.
What are we going to call him? Professor I I help me come up
with a name. I don't know you've been doing
this for so long. I don't.
How about Violet? Violet.
No, Violet's a dumb name. Let's see he's we think.
No, he's. About napalm.
Napalm. The napalm.
That's the name. That could be his second name.
I think my first name would be. Something a little bit.
It's not good enough to be his first name.
His last name. So something I'm thinking of for
him. He he's he's a little sparky,
little spunky. He's a little spazzy, I'll be
honest with you. A little spazzy and kind of
weird and crazy looking like he's like hyped up on something
that's illegal. I think we should call him
Jacob. I that's kind of you like
professors sometimes when you have too much coffee.
I see the way you look. That's that's not at all how I
look. I am I am refined and he has too
much coffee. Right, Curtis, Mr. Curtis, back
me up. Kind, kind and refined.
That's what the professor is. No, no, he is shaky and spazzy
like this. A palm.
So we're going to go with Jacob. OK, well that's seems like he
doesn't even like move in the same way that I know he's OK.
He is like gesturing how I'm gesturing right now but.
That's he's mocking you. He knows what's up.
Yep. Jacob.
That's your dad. That's your new dad.
Professor Jacob. Oh.
That's so weird. Father.
Isn't that great? That's so cute.
Oh. God.
So, OK, Corbin, there has to be another reason why you gave this
this ape on the name Jacob, right?
Oh, hold on, I'm checking my notes here, now that I think
about it. Oh, we actually do have a patron
that's named Jacob, so that works.
Really. It's not me.
I should. I should.
Well, that's just a coincidence. It's not me.
No, but it's spazzy like you, so it works.
Yeah, but I'm I'm also not the patron that.
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, you're not going to
believe this. There are other people out there
with the name Jacob. No, really.
I've only met one and it's you. Well, now you've met two, and
one of them's an apon. That's true.
What's up? Yeah, don't scratch my eye.
See, like we can tell you, you can tell us apart, right?
Like, close your eyes, close your eyes.
OK, I'm closing my eyes. And I'm going to like, we're
going to like switch places a bunch.
OK. OK.
And all right, now open your eyes.
Which one? Which one's me?
The one over there by. That's that one.
It's that one right there. That that one.
The little purple one. That's you.
That's the ape I know it took my my jacket are.
You a ventriloquist, Jacob? No.
How are you making? Sound the real Jacob.
Oh, over there in the back. Oh, hey, what's up?
Hey, there you are. I'm tired of this.
All right? Apom or sorry, Jacob, the apom.
You're going back in the Pokeball.
Oh, oh, hi, Jacob. We're going to miss you.
We're going to learn about you from your dad.
I'm still here. Corbin.
That a that a palm Just put
Professor Jacob in a pokey ball. Oh my gosh.
We we have to save the professor.
I am the a palm, Jacob put. That pokey ball down.
Oh wow. God, jeez, he's.
Throwing things in. Oh, he's asking a question that
only Professor Jacob would know. What?
And I'll answer it. What did you eat for breakfast
last Wednesday? That's a good one.
I didn't eat breakfast 'cause I was in the woods.
Do you not know? You don't, you don't remember
all the, all the all the good, all the good grubs I digged up
for you all the all the cat. Oh, the caterpie.
The Caterpie grubs. The cat, the caterpie.
Yeah, that I, that I, I sauteed up for you on your Gran.
Yeah, OK. I remember those.
I remember. I'm remembering those, Mr.
Curtis. And I am 100% going to stick
with my answer like nothing I did not.
Eat. That's true.
That didn't.
Eat those. That was a trick question.
Yeah, you did. You did.
Throw some. You did tell me it was Caterpie
though. You just threw it all away, that
professor. Oh man.
Corbin I, I appreciate you eating my my good, my good gift
though. Corbin, thank you.
For that I wanted to stop the Caterpie faction.
I didn't want to eat them. We had to.
It was the only way. To stem the tide.
All right, listen, we've, we've had a lot of fun here in this in
this lesson already. See who said learning isn't fun?
I did. Well, you're wrong.
Oh well, take it back. Take.
It back, but now it's it's time to start reading some Pokedex
entries. So go ahead, listen up, listen
up. We're going to start in.
That's what I always say. Listen up.
So now I'm listening. Starting off in the JoJo region,
the first entry says its tail is so powerful.
How powerful. Is it?
Well, Corbin, it can use it to grab a tree branch and hold
itself up in the air. Knew it told you, told you guys.
Yeah, but I mean, like, I mean, a palms aren't that heavy,
right? How how heavy would you guys
guess napalm is? If I had to guess.
Yeah. Three 332 lbs.
I would say it was roughly like, I don't know, 25.3 or so if I
had to guess, I'm not. Well oh, Corbin was not the
closest without going over. He was pretty far off though.
It's 25.4. Oh, rats.
It didn't even though I'm not gonna give it to to either of
you guys. So no, no, no bonus points
today, Dang it. But yeah, so that's that's not
super heavy. It's not a lot of weight.
I don't feel like that's a really good indication of how
quote UN quote powerful it is. Right, right.
The heavier the mightier. All right, the next entry says
it lives atop. That's a pretty good T-shirt.
That is a good T-shirt. I just let me just kind of
register to my brain what you said.
Yeah, it was a few seconds delayed.
That's all right. Was it the heavier the mightier?
The heavier, the mightier. That's a good.
One, you know what? No, I take it back.
That's a terrible T-shirt. All right, never mind.
It lives atop tall trees. When leaping from branch to
branch, it definitely uses its tail for balance.
Whoa. It's weird because I would have
thought they'd be using its tail to leap from branch to branch.
Right to be going. More sense, right?
Because it's stronger and it's got the grippy.
It's going to be like swinging, right?
Yeah. I mean, that's not to say that
doesn't use its tail for balance.
I bet. I bet its tail is about this.
You know half of its. Weight tail.
Now let me see your tails. But a Bing.
But yeah, the Mr. Curtis, you have your hand raised.
Oh, I was just just giving it a little stretch here.
I I don't want to develop any carpal tunnel or anything.
Yeah. I don't know that move.
Who learns that? Is that a?
Is that a slugma move? No, that's when the when the the
nerve in your wrist gets messed up because you use your hand on
a desk too much. OK, gotcha.
See, I don't really take many notes.
I don't really worry about that. You should be worried about
other things though, Corbin. That's right, like a palms
scratching my eyes out. The next entry says it uses its
tail to hang on to tree branches.
It uses its momentum to swing from 1 branch to another.
So again, like that, like a lot of this doesn't really indicate
to me that its tail is super powerful, right?
It's not even using the strength from its tail to to swing it
from branch to branch. It's momentum from its body
weight, right? It's just swinging itself like a
little like it's a vine taken from.
Yeah. I mean, pretty much, yeah.
Sometimes you just have to do it for the vine.
That's right. That's what I always say.
Yeah, because the because the vine sometimes can't do it for
you, right? The vine can't.
So you have to be your own vine, which is what a palm is.
It's its own vine. If you have a nice strong tail
though, you can do most of it without needing the vine.
That's all AT shirt. So yeah, yeah, T-shirt do it for
the vine. It's an, it's a, an A palm
swinging. I think people will get it.
I don't think there's, I don't think there's anything else that
really like sounds like that, right.
I've never heard anyone ever say do it for the vine before, so I
think that works. Yeah, so cool.
We'll just, you know, we'll copyright that for us and we'll
make millions of dollars. Yep, that works.
OK, moving on to the Hoenn region, a palm's tail ends in a
hand like appendage. See, hand like hand like that
can be cleverly manipulated. However, because the Pokémon
uses its tail so much, it's real hands have become rather clumsy.
Little stiff little beads, little little little those
little stumpy stumps that they got there.
I mean like if it continues on like this, I I would imagine
that eventually we'll start seeing a palms with no arms at
all. Oh my goodness, that's going to
be awful. And then it's going to be like a
bell room bell, bell doom bell. Beldom.
Beldom, right?
No, no, no. What's the one that?
Wait, what did you wait? Corbin?
What did you do to him? What is the one?
He held him, he velded him. I.
Didn't bell anybody? What?
What is what is? Who does?
Who does Shirmish evolve into all the way?
Bray loom? Bray loom.
That's what I meant to say. Doesn't Bray Loom not have arms?
No, Bray Loom's got tiny little, tiny little.
Maybe a little claws on him. Oh, OK, nevermind.
Yeah, you know who doesn't have arms?
Really. Zubat?
No. Well, yes, Zubat, but also like.
Crobat. Crobat, Yeah, Crobat also
doesn't have any legs. It's all wings on that one.
Right, so same for Woobat. Yes, yeah, maybe.
I don't know, Woobat might have some underneath that fur.
We'd have to check someday. A lot of a lot of fish Pokémon
don't have don't have. Now I'm picturing magic carpet
like machoke arms and it's freaking me out.
Why Machoke arms specifically? I don't know.
I feel like it would have been just as good with tiny little a
palm arms. Oh, that's even grosser.
Like like squishy a palm arms that don't really do anything.
It's just there for the ride. All right, let's let's focus up.
Everybody. Don't even read all of this
entry however, because yes yes OK I read it.
That actually does it for the Helen region.
There was only one entry there. However, there's like 3 entries
in the center region, so hold on to your hats.
Hold on, Holden. Get off my hat.
Corbin's too. Get off my hat.
Corbin's too. Now release Corbin's hat every
every hat for themselves. Oh, OK, Get off.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
OK, wow he.
Wow, he he lashed your arm in in a in a rope that he tied so
quick. That's right.
Wow, those Cub Two scouts, they're really, really coming.
Through I wasn't Cub Two, scouts didn't come through when I was
in the woods. This is something that I have
been learning and the Korb Cubs. I am the sole member.
But I but I can't take my dictations if my hands are tied
up. Alright, fine, let me take it
off here. Okay.
Wow it came loose so quick. So what is this type of knot not
tying called? Called.
This is called. Well, that specific type of knot
was called The Dirty twisty and I definitely, definitely did not
use the Kupchu Scout guide to get, you know, inspiration from
but but. I'm finding I'm looking at, I
have the I have the Kupchu guide right here.
You have The Dirty twisty It's right.
Here, No, no, no, no. No, OK, no.
No. OK, All right.
Well, I can't. Actually called The Dirty
twisty. I prefer I perfected The Dirty
twisty all. Right.
He definitely did perfect it. That was incredible.
All right. That was quite proficient.
That's right. All right, moving on to the
center region with all these entries, it uses its tail to
pluck fruits that are out of reach.
It's tail is more adept than its real hands.
All right, that's nothing crazy. We kind of knew that.
Like a bomb, professor. Oh, what did you say?
Don't you say that about. It was next century old's next
century. No, no, no, no.
Come, come, say it to my face. Come say it to my face.
Say it again. No, Say something.
Let's hear you say it. No, I said.
This class is the bomb. Can we continue at?
The very least that rhymes with what he said.
I mean, it was, it didn't rhyme because it was what I said.
I said at the very least all right at.
The very most. That's what I said.
I'm watching you. It lives atop giant trees.
It wraps its tail around her branch so it won't fall off
while asleep. That sounds cute.
That's pretty scalable. It lives high among the
treetops. It can use its tail as freely
and cleverly as its hands. I don't think that's true.
I think it can use them more. Cleverly, I was going to say
it's more adapted with its tail We.
Notice. Yeah, because it's it's dumb.
Little nubbin arms are useless pretty much.
Right, of course, all. Right.
Did I say there were four entries from Sino?
I was wrong. There's only three.
I don't know. Did I say four?
Maybe at least four in my head. 343.
OK. All right.
Porsche, cut all that out. Thank you.
You're not Porsche. What did you say?
OK. I'm not.
I'll just let her know you're so.
You, you got a lot of energy today, Corbin, Sorry.
And you just dial it down like 12 notches.
I need you to be on Mr. Curtis's level.
He hasn't said anything or blinked in the last five
minutes. Sorry, before you came into the
room, I did I I did take a little sip of your coffee.
That makes you spazzy, and now I see why you got it.
You know what? It's not true.
I need, I need a sip of that coffee too.
Hold on, let me. I want.
To take something here, Yeah, I have that on my desk here.
Yeah. OK, Erica, Good.
Let me just go. Hey.
You had my coffee this whole time.
Yeah, yeah, I was behind my book.
I was looking for it. I need another hit.
Yeah, you like that? You like that hit.
All right. Now, now, now, pass it to
professor. OK, here you go, professor.
No, now I don't want, I don't want your nasty backwash.
Yeah. Sip, sip.
Pass. Look, here we go.
Come on. No, it's just going into the
trash can. Oh man.
OK, All right, let's see here what entries there's nothing new
in, You know about nothing new in Kalos, and one of these days
I'm just going to look over it, assuming that there's nothing
new and there is like a full, entirely new entry.
But no, there's nothing new here.
You have an Alola entry. Let's see what this says.
It's been a little while since we've heard from Alola, huh?
It's been, it's been a minute. They've been kind of off to
themselves. Yeah, this one's not like super
crazy. You know what?
I'm wrong. This one does get a little bit.
Wild are they? Are they?
Hey, are the lowland A palms the best A palms?
Maybe. Let's see.
As it did more and more with its tail, its hands became clumsy.
It makes its nest high in the treetops.
Nothing super. Crazy.
Everybody, everybody, are you sitting down for this next one?
I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm sad, I'm good, I'm good.
All right, it searches for its prey from the tops of trees.
When it spots its favorite food, Bon Sweet, a palm gets excited
and pounces. Bond.
Sweet it eats. Bond sweet.
It murders those cute little Bond sweets.
Bound sweets. Am I saying that right?
Oh no. I'm sure one of I'm sure
somebody will correct. Somebody, someone will correct
us. That's they are pretty cute
though. I mean, they're not bug type so
like they're not that cute. That makes so much more sense
now. My aunt was wearing a pinkish
eyeshadow. Hmm.
Pinkish and also greenish eyeshadow with a little bit of
white at the bottom. It was, it was like a water.
It was a watermelon eyeshadow. That's right.
So that's why you went after the
eye. Ah, makes sense.
It makes sense, so it's a good thing you weren't wearing your
standard pink eyeshadow. That's right, I don't.
I don't wear eyeshadow and your hair is not green.
Okay, my hair is a dark bluish black number one and #2 I own.
Black. It's like so black that it's
like almost. Black.
I only wear eyeshadow on Tuesdays because you guys don't
get me at my best on Wednesday, sorry.
We don't. I mean, we don't deserve him at
his best, let's be honest. And you don't deserve me at my
worst either. We deserve him at a solid middle
of the road. You don't deserve me.
Put that on a shirt. Me with my arms crossed on it.
You don't deserve me at your best or you're my.
Worst. That's what he said.
I think he meant it too.
I am the worst and you don't deserve the best.
I like that. Put that one on AT shirt.
OK, put a shirt. Whatever.
Put it on AT shirt. Put it.
Put everything we say on AT shirt.
This. Included put this entire
transcript. Yes, on a T-shirt.
OK, the next entry. So that does it for the Lola
region. There's nothing new from the
Galar region, but there is a Hissouean entry that I woohoo.
Let me hear about those ancient A palms.
This tree top dweller possesses a tail as dexterous as a hand.
Like our hands, I guess. OK, OK.
Ancient writings describe this Pokémon as A1 armed oddity.
Oh, a freak, if you will. Wait, I guess they like.
Ancient ancient writings that were ancient to the time of
Hisui. That's what it says.
Well, that's really old, so that's.
Like double ancient to us. So how?
How? Yeah, because Hisui's pretty
ancient now. Like, how?
How old? What?
What ancient civilization was there that far behind the
Hisui's, as we call them the Hisui's, All unknowns.
All unknowns, every day. We came from unknowns.
Is that what you're trying to say?
Humans were unknowns. I don't know, I have.
No, whatever inhabitants. We're here before the ancient,
ancient time, yeah. Man, sorry I seen another hit of
this. You pulled it.
You. Pulled it out of the trash.
Oh gosh that's disgusting. Can I get a hit?
I'm having withdrawals. Why did you do that?
You say you wanted. To hit I hate you.
Oh, I know where I hit the. Cop, I can hit you too.
Come up here, Corbin, please. Leave me alone please.
Leave me alone, Please leave me alone.
Child abuse. Child abuse.
Hit the Corbin again. No, I hate.
That you have a song for when you have to hit me.
Now stop it. No, we don't.
We don't hit Corbin. Are you sure?
You'll have a song. For hitting Corbin, we don't
have. We don't hit children.
In this class we don't we, we. Never hit children.
Sit back down, Mr. Curtis. I'm sorry.
I'll.
Sit back down. Jeez, careful with the chair.
Gosh, all. Right, so that.
Does it for Well, OK, there's nothing new from Paldea.
I do believe I have an entry from the lentil region.
It's been a little while since we've heard from them.
Professor Mirror in the lentil region says a palm dart about
the tree tops swinging from branch to branch with their
dexterous tails, which are also strong enough to cut through the
underbrush. Oh, that's kind of cool.
OK, OK. Pretty strong, OK.
Again, I don't. That's that's not that strong.
Strong has to cut through underbrush.
You heard it, Yeah, but like. How strong does that have to be?
Strong enough to cut through. Underbrush.
There's a lot of, really. Strong Pokémon out there.
I just, you know, cutting through underbrush just isn't
that impressive to me. Listen some.
People can't cut through underbrush, so just be grateful
can I guess. I mean, whatever, I don't know.
I guess I was just hoping for a little bit more out of a palm's
tails. But and it is, it is a tiny,
it's just a tiny little guy. So it's tiny little.
It's not. It's, it's not about how big the
hand is or how strong it is. It's what you can do with it,
right? That's right.
And what can you do with? It you can backhand somebody.
That's for sure and you can use it.
To hold on to things while you sing, swing.
Sing through the trees, so you sing.
Through the trees. I like that.
Okay. But I was, I was so Corbin, what
else can you do with the tail? This is a test.
Now what else can you do with the?
Tail else can't do it. Am I doing?
A pitch of. Pokémon right now in the middle
of class, Professor. I mean, I guess weird that you
would say. You could use a tail.
To smack your children if they misbehave, I meant.
Literally from the pokedex entries, what have we learned
that it can do with its tail? Oh, it can swing on tree.
Branches. That's the one, Mr. Curtis said.
Oh, you can come. Through Underbrush.
Thank you. That's.
All I wanted, that's all I wanted.
All right, Geez. It's like God, it's like, it's
like hurting skitties. It's so it's God, it's it's mind
numbing in this classroom. All right, so that does it for
the regional entries. I do have a couple of unique
Pokedex entries here. First one comes to us from ashes
Pokedex. Okay.
It says a. Palm A Palm The Long Tail
Pokémon A palm is able to climb and hang from branches using its
powerful tail. Napalm live atop tall trees.
Yes, now what? What do?
You demand now what? What did?
You have to. Why did you point at your?
At your feet, say now I'm so. I'm so sorry, professor.
Please finish. I'm so sorry.
I did. God.
You used to be. Interrupting and saying now he
interrupted. I don't want to interrupt.
You didn't. Even listen.
You want me to say it again? Read.
Interrupt you? I'm so sorry.
I'm going to read it again. Do you mean to interrupt you?
No, Professor, please talk now. He's doing this on purpose now.
Nobody say anything. All right.
Ash's Pokedex says a palm, the long tail Pokémon.
A palm is able to climb and hang from branches using its powerful
tail. A palm live atop tall trees.
All right, everybody can talk again.
Oh thank God, that was so hard. Yeah, I can.
You're you're Capri. Wedding.
You're both. Sweating.
Oh, it's. Just rough gosh.
OK. What now?
So what did you have to say, Mr. Kurz, that was so important now?
Honestly, I've totally forgotten.
Actually, we're wasting our. Time.
All right, Continue. OK.
The stakes entry is kind of odd. It's a weird one.
It's not really about a palm, but it comes to us from Don's
Pokedex. I guess she knows.
What's going on? I wish.
What's going Don? I was, yeah.
I wish I was her little a palm and I could just swing from
branch to branch and hug her. I feel like that joke.
Deserved more laughter. Sorry, interrupt.
Thank you. Thank you.
OK, go on, Sing. I just want to.
I want. To hang off of Don Don's arms
like tree branches as an A palm. That's all I'm trying to say.
That's weird. It's a weird.
Thing to say so Don doesn't really have a Pokedex entry for
a palm. It's actually for one of a
palm's signature moves. Oh, OK, that's.
Right. She she's beautiful and she's
unique, all right? Yeah.
Well just wait. Wait until you hear the entry.
So it's about double hit, which I guess is a signature move of
of a palm. So this entry says double hit a
single attack that causes damage twice.
So that's bad. So that's that's a description
of double head. Well, she's probing you to.
Think carefully about what she's saying.
And I like the nuance there. So she's very, very intelligent.
Is it? But it's in a.
It's a single attack, but it attacks twice.
I'm confused. It's a single attack.
That deals damage twice is what it says.
It's one attack. Guys, as damage is delayed, I
don't know what's so hard to understand.
I don't think that's. True.
What I I I'm pretty sure I've seen an apon do this.
It uses its tail, it's hand like tail and like hits you in the
face like with its with the front of its tail and hits you
in the face with the back of its tail, right, right.
I feel like that's, you know, two attacks there, right?
I call that the don't. Talk back to me.
It's the two. Attacks that each damage once
that does it for all of the Pokedex entries on a palm before
we move into the testing portion which everybody knows is my
favorite portion Porsche where's she how's.
She doing. Why you said Porsche?
You. Want to see Porsche?
You said something about moving on.
To that Porsche. Porsche.
Hi.
Porsche.
Welcome to see you, Todd. What's up?
How? You doing?
I am. Well, it's so.
Good to see you. Goodbye, but no good bye
Porsche. Oh wow.
She left already. That's insane.
OK that seems pretty rude. I love her.
She just visit whatever. She wants tell Paris I said hi.
I had so many questions. To ask her and she just left.
OK, what? So does somebody say Porsche?
You said something about your favorite?
Porsche. She's the only one I know
though. Porsche.
No Porsche. No.
Porsche. But no, I have an essay here as
it comes to us from a James. They say this is an essay on a
Palm. If that wasn't obvious, it says
it's me, James from Little Root Town and I am James.
On this, yes. Hi.
Hi, hello, hello. I'm Genger, and it's so good to
hear from you. I'm sorry, what?
What? Interrupting again, Mr. Curtis,
I'm just. Gonna put give me a little
double head you're. Saying me a little double.
Head shut up, Mr. Curtis. I'm.
So sorry, I'm gonna go sit in the corner.
OK, everybody. Settled down, James.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry for that
interruption. I'm gonna start your Gengar mail
over. It's me, James, from Little Root
Town. And I'm Gengar, mailing you on
this fine day to tell you I have written another essay, this time
on a Palm. All right, get ready.
Here we go. Here we go.
A palm is a relatively small purple primate Pokémon who uses
its tail more than its hands. It uses its tail to hold onto
branches and stand up in the air.
They weigh 25.4 lbs, so their tails are pretty strong.
Yeah, I mean, they're not they're not weak, I guess.
Strong enough to cut through. Underbrush.
Just underbrush. True, that's true.
They live in trees and use their tails for balance.
It swings back and forth on its tail and uses momentum to swing
from branch to branch sometimes, but it wants to.
Yeah, swinging. With your own momentum.
Sounds familiar, right, Mr. Curtis?
Yes, Yeah. It's, it's, it, it, it can hurt
sometimes, too. It's not great, Mr. Curtis.
The recording device can barely hear you, so we're we're going
to keep going. OK, A palm can use their tails.
Like wait, yes, a pom can use their tails like hands.
It uses its tail a lot more than its hands, so its hands are very
clumsy. It also uses its tail to pick
the fruits that it eats. They don't only eat fruits.
Their favorite fruit fruit. Their favorite food is BOM,
sweet and eyeballs. Well, eyeballs that.
Look like BOM. Sweet, right?
Right, right. When a pom see.
BOM sweet, they get really excited and just go for them
without thinking while sleeping. It wraps its tail around
branches so they won't fall off of the branches.
Ancient writings supposedly called a palm A1 arm armed
oddity. Even though it has two small
arms and one big tail that looks like an arm, a palm will evolve
into an ambi palm when levelled up.
While knowing the move Double hit.
What does double hit do? Corbin wicha cha it's.
One move that hits twice? Yeah, sure. close enough.
Like like. This professor I can't I.
Can't hear him. I did.
What is he saying? He said.
Like this, professor. And then he knocked over a
glass. Why'd you?
That was my favorite glass. Yeah, he liked it so.
Much she had it on the. Desk at the back of the room.
Yeah, that's. My that's my glass desk.
It's confusing because people think the desk is made of glass
but it's it's no, it's where I put my favorite glass and now
it's gone forever. I'm so sorry.
Professor, I'll go into the other corner.
There's no corner. It's an Oval.
It's just. Another infinitely other side
part of the room. There are no.
Corners. It's an Oval shaped.
Room, dummy. Jeez.
I'm going to send you back into the woods, Mr. Curtis.
God, please. Where?
He was raised. Where was I?
Oh. We were right at the end too.
Thank you for listening and I promise the next essay I send
will be on a bug type Pokémon. Bye bye.
Have to say, have a great class. Signed James from Little Root
Town. James, thank you so much for
that wonderful essay. Thank you.
I'm writing down your extra credit right now.
You earned that, Mister Curtis. Mr. Curtis, you can turn to your
seat I guess. Stop.
Stop wandering around the walls looking for a corner.
There's no corner. There's no you're not going to
find. A corner.
I'm coming. I'm coming back.
All right, I'm back. I'm back, Professor.
I'm so sorry. Thank you please.
Deliver the student their Gold Star do.
Do they do they deserve a Gold Star?
Or wasn't I? Was I?
You'd be kind of hard to hear from the other side of the room,
you know? What's your Oh my.
God, Corbin, what do you? Think no, No.
No, no, no. You put in a lot of work.
Towards that, a palm essay, I think.
I think he deserves one. You heard him, Mr. Curtis.
I fully. Endorse whatever Corbin said
that's right in that. Moment for that one time.
That's right, I'm making the rules.
I'm in charge, James gets a Gold Star, and I've declared it as
former class president. All right, James.
All right, OK, Great work. Thank you so much for sending in
that essay. If any other students out there
want to send in essays, I will remind you send them in early
because we're only doing one essay now or it's the the first
come, first serve. So make sure you send it in as
early as possible and you will the best place to send it is
wwopokemon@gmail.com. And we will read it, I promise.
Well, I'll, I'll read it. Not not necessarily read it on
the lesson. You, you get.
You understand what I mean? Yeah, we do.
All right, So let's go ahead and put away our Pokedexes.
Gonna put. Away my Rotom laptop, pull out
my Rotom lap one, then put away my pokedex.
I hate that song every time. That's a terrible song.
So today we aren't doing a quiz, we aren't doing a poem.
So I'm sorry all. Faster instead.
We're doing Pitch a Pokémon. That's right.
All right. I like that.
Everybody's favorite. Project where you try to pitch a
Pokémon to me and then everybody gets mad because they don't like
which one, which person I selected, which answer I went
with. So yeah, let me go.
Are we and we're, are we pitching?
It Are we pitching it to you, Professor?
Yes. I'm no, you're pitching it to.
Me. I'm so sorry.
To have to bring this news to you Mr. Rich.
Fancy man died in his sleep last night.
No, Mr. Fancy Man. He was surrounded by family.
Did he got very peacefully? Okay, good.
Very. Peaceful.
He was rich. Of course he wasn't gonna and he
was fancy, so he. Died with honor.
Okay, yes, he died with. Honor So who we who we gonna?
Be presenting this this this this pitch to just me, just.
Professor Jacob. Just Professor Jacob.
OK, no fancy man disguise this time.
OK, all righty. It wasn't, it wasn't me.
That wasn't Mr. Fancy, Man. I I know.
The professor that was not the professor that was Mr. I don't.
I don't have. A mustache, Corbin.
He literally. Just turns around and puts on
the paper mustache. That's literally all it is.
Come on, you're not fooling me. I'm 10, nothing gets past me.
It's. Real milting fur.
I mean, it's, it's real. It's a real mustache.
Is what a real mustache? Real mustache made of milk or.
Fake. It's a real mustache.
That Mister fancy man grew himself and now he's dead.
Now you're talking ill of the dead.
I hope you're happy, Corbin. He's not real.
Alright, so we doing a picture. Pokémon for a palm, is that
right? Yes.
For those of you who have forgotten, here's their rubric
for Pitch of Pokémon. You must include information
that we've learned in class. You must demonstrate an
understanding of the Pokémon's unique attributes and abilities.
3 The selling points that you provide must be unique to the
Pokémon. We discussed in this lesson that
being a Pom and a caveat to this point is that the selling points
must be for the Pokémon itself and not a product it.
Provides or produces? I can't really think of an
example of that for for for a palm, I guess.
Don't sell me cut off a palm tails, that would be horrible.
Oh gosh. Please.
And then the final point that I always kick myself for adding a
student who provides or the student who provides the most
compelling selling points will get a bonus point.
Okay, all right. So Yep, that that puts.
That puts the pressure on me to decide who did the best.
I don't know why I do this to myself, but yeah, go ahead.
Take your time, write your your best pitch and lay it on me.
Okay, OK, I'm looking there's a writing was pretty furious a
couple minutes ago, but it has stopped so let's yeah it was
very fast and also angry so let's see Corbin, Are you ready?
Are you ready to give me? I'm ready.
To pitch a palm to you, my man.
OK, alright, I'm. Going to start with you this
time, I think. I don't know if Curtis is ready
or not, so we'll start with you. But he's he's jumping from desk
to desk, much like an A palm wood from branch to where you
stop. Settle down, pick at that.
I'm so excited. I.
Think the the the coffee really got got to him finally.
Oh my gosh, it. Finally hit.
I was just so. Angrously, furiously writing
that it just it it just anchorously.
Anchorously, anchorously writing, he had to make up a new
word. That's right, right?
All right, Corbin, give me. Your pitch all right, so.
For my pitch, first of all, I think a palm would be great for
collecting fresh fruit to use in pies and other baking goods and
stuff like that. The first thing I thought of was
pies, right? It's good.
It's very adept at climbing trees and obviously it's little
hands are big enough that can fit like berries or apples or,
you know, whatever kind of like fruit you want to put into your
pie or whatever sweets you're going to do.
I think it'd be a really good way to do that.
Naturally loves the trees and it's easy to grab them and it
can climb up high and yeah, it's cool.
The other good thing is it could be good for home security.
So we know that a palm wraps itself around a tree branch and
it will sleep that way and it will not, not fall off at all
and it'll just chill there all night if it wants sleeping.
So my thought is you could place a kind of like a rod or some
sort of thing in front of your door for an extra security
measure, like kind of like almost like a big branch.
And then you can have your a palm sleep on that.
So if somebody ever breaks through the front door,
obviously it will knock the rod off of its place in front of the
door and it will wake up the a palm who will then alert you
that there is an intruder. So those are my uses for a palm.
OK. I feel like you kind.
Of default to security a lot Corbin I yes, I need to feel.
Safe. It's important to me.
I think. I think maybe we need to unpack
that a little bit. Why, Why?
Why do you feel like you're not safe?
I don't. I don't want.
To take the time to do that right now, he's Gordon.
Honestly, I'm not unpacked it with Perry is Gordon.
Is Gordon a problem? Do we need to do something about
Gordon? He does.
Come in late and it does freak me out sometimes.
OK, so. Let me just try to recap what
you said here, Corbin. One is for collecting fruits
that now you specifically said pie.
Does it have to be for what if I don't like pie?
It could be what if it's for like a parfait or something?
Sure, it could be fruits. For a parfait, yogurt, anything
that is fruit oriented, you could you could put it in OK
just making. Sure 'cause that's important
for, you know, if I decide to take your a palm or not.
Could be anything, it could be nuts.
Too. Any sort of nut in a tree,
really. Yeah.
That's nuts. It's crazy, all right?
Insane. OK, so good at collecting fruits
because you know, it just naturally.
Does that mean that that wasn't the Pokedex entry?
So that is true. Good.
Good on you there. And also for security.
And you said that you would put a branch by the door, right?
Like on it you can hang it up. Like in front of the door like
just like you have is like 2 little hinges like a like a coat
rack kind of like it's like a like a little like a branch
shaped coat. Rod.
You have like a hinge on the door and 1:00 on the other side.
It's kind of like how you, you know, it's kind of like how you
you put like a little door stopper thing in front of like a
hotel door. It's kind of like that, but you
just do a little one that's kind of like the size of a tree
branch and then a palm can hang off of that.
OK. All right, I, I can't see any
fault in your logic. I don't know, like I don't know
if there's anything specifically about an A palm that would, you
know, make it good at alerting you to intruders.
It's crazy and. It will scream and run and let
you know once once it's awake. I don't, I don't think any.
Pokedex entry says it is quote UN quote crazy and well once
it's awake and it falls. Off its place, it can go run
into your room and let you know what's going on.
No, I, I guess so, I guess. So, but I, I don't know, I'm not
sure. I'm not sure it's, you know,
designed to do that If you, if you, if you catch my dream.
But, but I see what you're saying.
But you are right in that it does sleep by wrapping its tail
around branches. So points there, Corbin.
Thank you. There you go.
All right, Mr. Curtis, I would like to hear your present.
Oh, a present for me. You can't.
Now. You cannot bribe the judge.
No, No. I.
Just meant I'm present, it's me, I'm the president again.
I'm going to take this. Present that you handed me and
I'm going to throw it right in the track.
It fully shattered. So hard at that.
What was that? It was a I don't care.
OK, give me your give. Me your hand blow.
I don't care. I don't care, he doesn't care.
I don't care. Nope, doesn't care.
Spinner. Act don't care, it's gone.
Spinner. Act Yeah, it was.
It wasn't a spinner. Act That's a lie and you know
it. Give me your Oh my God.
All right, no Portia cut. That out, I don't care.
I don't want to hear. Nobody gets to know what it was.
Oh, OK. All right, all.
Right, fine. Hold on.
Let me. Let's just disappear.
Yeah, take your. Time.
Take your time. Take your time.
Oh, man, I love my syrup. OK, let me say that here.
Today I would like to introduce you to your next corporate
retreat counselor. That's right, it's a pawn.
High 5, high five. See that right here that that's
it that's number one right there high fives with that long tail
that's right you wanna get pumped and excited and get the
the positive energies up but yes what he's.
Singing at most what? What else do you like to do on a
corporate retreat? Let's say it together, Team
high. Fives, I don't know, high ropes.
Courses. That's right.
Great job, everybody, great job. High fives all around.
That's right. Get your high palm, high fives a
while. All right.
So a. Palm's natural agility in trees
would allow him to demonstrate and help people through the
ropes course, which is great. That dexterous hand can help
them untangle ropes, can help guests with harnesses.
It also would be good for arts and crafts time.
Also, it's generally enjoyable and unintimidating to be around
with its short stature and funky purple tone, right?
We could do some tie dye. Everybody, let's wear purple.
Get excited team right and and you know, very much in contrast
to a certain other angry pig monkey Pokémon that we talked
about earlier, it's also very low maintenance and all you got
to do to keep it happy is is give it a bond suite every once
in a while, right, So you know, you give it a bond suite that's
low overhead. You don't have to pay, you kill
it first. You don't.
No, Corbin. Corbin.
If you could cut the, if you could cut the interruptions to a
minimum here, That's right. That's right.
But yeah, and then if you, if you, you know, you don't have to
worry about like paying for, you know, some person in high in
college or you know who's coming to visit or, you know, like a
summer camp counselor. Nah, forget about it.
You just got your light bomb. Give them a box every once in a
while. And that's it.
That's it. So a corporate retreat, like a
guide, like a like a counselor. At a corporate retreat, a
corporate retreat counselor I. Don't think I've ever been on a
corporate retreats. I don't really know what a
counselor does on a corporate retreat, but from Mr. Curtis's.
But from Mr. Curtis's description, I would guess that
its main, its primary job is to give high fives.
Yeah, it's like a, like a. Summer camp counselor A summer
camp counselor for adults. Oh, that makes you think that's
that's pretty neat. How many?
How?
Many Pokémon have fully developed hands like that, with
long tails to reach out Mr. Mime.
Has two you can high 5 Mr. MIME. That's true, but can Mr. Mime
climb trees like a palm can. I'm sure it could.
No. OK, so and that's so that's
that's a big part of corporate retreats is climbing and high
five courses. You said ropes courses.
Yes, high ropes. Get up in there, climb those
trees. That's right.
OK. All right, team building.
Exercises. Is that a team?
Building exercise? I don't think it is.
Climb that wall. Climb that because normally team
building. Exercise requires teamwork.
Yeah, I love watching. Other people climb walls.
Great team building. I hate, I hate.
Listen, I love how unique your answer was, Mr. Curtis.
It wasn't like, you know, just, you know, just security like
Miss like somebody else's was. But I I I'm struggling to now
also eats bond suites. You said that was low
maintenance. I mean it's.
I guess you sure Listen, you can buy like Bond suites by the
dozen like they're they're easy. But could you deal with the
emotional impact of watching? I think he's just.
Tear into a Bond suite every day.
Yeah, I mean dude, after you you see that a couple times it won't
be a problem. Bond sweets are are grass type
Pokémon. They're basically plants.
I mean, yeah, in fact, they're. They're basically born to be
eaten. They're no there.
There's no is that is that AT shirt?
That's we put that next. Can we put that next to the
golden poster or it's born to be born to be free, born to be
free? Oh, that's our last Southern
classroom. I miss.
I missed that poster. Yeah.
Where? There was born to be something,
right? I don't know.
OK, I don't know. We got to consult the list.
So let's look at this critically here.
Who? Who?
Deserves the The Who deserves this?
Who which one do you want? Now, Corbin, the main issue with
yours is that sure, collecting fruit, I think it would be very
good at collecting fruit and I could always have more fruit in
my in my house. That's right.
If I have an A palm, I want that a palm to cuddle up with me when
I go to sleep. I don't want it to be all the
way at the front of my house at my door.
Right? That's fair, is.
Is the main. Problem too, counselor.
Counselor, A Palm can only buy one.
A palm. Is that right?
Yes, Mr. Curry? Sure.
Say something ridiculous, Say counselor.
A Palm loves to sleep in the shelter with you at night.
Just now I don't want. To sleep with a counselor.
A palm? Yeah, that's not my a palm.
That's problematic. Yeah, that's that's a.
That's a that's a high five delivery device.
That's true. He is a He is a high five
delivery. Device also he'll sleep in the
same bed with you and he's your counselor also I think.
One of the reasons that you said, Mr. Curtis, was that they
are quote, UN quote, fun to hang out with.
Well, that just that. Doesn't say that.
Anywhere in the Pokedex? Well.
No, that's just. An that's not bad.
No, I. Said I said.
I said I assuming. They're.
Unintimidating to be around and tell that to Corbin's.
Aunt, that's right, that's right and they're.
Out. You know what?
That's true. I stand corrected.
You know what? I I stand corrected.
That's true. Who gets the bonus points thing?
It's got to be me. It can't be him.
I don't know, put so much more. Effort into his though, but he's
but. But was it good?
I thought it was pretty good. I'm I'm.
Giving it. I'm giving it to Mr. Curtis on
this one. I'd love.
To Curtis gets the boat to camp. In fact, let's all book a a
classroom. No retreat.
Let's do an official camping trip this time.
A Palm nurseries. Let's go together classroom.
I'm never. Setting foot out in the wild.
Never again. Let's call it.
Let's let's. Do a ropes course and call it a
palm off the wall ropes course. Did you just come up with that?
Yep. Wow, so good.
So let's see here. Otherwise points, let's see
here. I will let the students decide.
Corbin, I can't. Really.
You know it's going to Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis won this one. OK, but we're going to let the.
Students decide who had the better debate and it's and I'm
going to win it. Sure, whatever I guess.
If you look in the description, you'll see a poll, whatever,
blah blah blah blah. It's a description.
So Corbin, I am giving you full marks on everything else.
Woohoo though, thank you. I think you you didn't really
have any like logical issues with yours, Mr. Curtis.
I'm going to take off, take off like one point, all right?
Because I feel. Like a lot of yours doesn't
really isn't really rooted in the pokedex.
It's kind of like how you think being around a palm would be a
palm climbs. Trees.
A palm has a big hand for high. Fives has a big hand for.
Big hands just made for high fiving.
It's not. It's made for jumping between
branches made. For high fiving created.
So let's see here I'm gonna, I'm gonna for for the parts one I'm
gonna take for like the the part one of the rubric.
I'm gonna take off one point for that, so.
But I mean, that's that's. Counter that's counteracted by
the bonus points that you've got.
So there you go. See.
It's all good, man. So did you see?
That's great. You did great.
He's not taking it well. He's gonna be fine, all.
Right. Well, regardless, that's going
to do it for today's lesson on Apon.
I think it was a fun one. I think it was a good one.
Am I allowed to say that? Am I allowed to to to supplant
the idea that this was a fun lesson?
I would say it was pretty baller.
OK, I. Don't know what that means.
Is that good or is that bad? It means good.
It's. Young people talk for good, you
wouldn't have it should be good or if we.
Got a high 5. Well, I'm not an A palm so I'm
not designed to give out high fives.
I can double hit you in the face.
If you want see, see. See, even you admit they're like
made for high fives, those hands.
You're a loser, OK? Let's let's reel it back in,
everybody. Does anybody know what Pokémon
will be talking about next week? Somebody mentioned it already.
It's what apom evolves into. It's apom right?
Apom Double. Double.
Double apom apom. So no, I do.
Want to. So it's not that, but I do want
to hear more names of what you think apom evolves into Apple
bottom apom deuce. A poem.
A Palm. B Palm.
If I say B palm, is it a mop?
Palm. Beta.
Okay, so first. Of all that palm made.
That eight fingered palm. So it evolves.
Into ambi palm is what it evolves into.
We're not. We're not, we're not learning
about ambipom. You sure?
Though, professor, it's about say.
Pokémon. What are we learning about the?
Oh, is it decision? Why finally Oh, it's time for
decision. Why No, it's rally first.
We're. Learning about rally first right
Is it rally it's neither of. Those so shut up.
Oh, we are learning about Sun Kern next week.
Everybody's favorite Sun Kern. Sun.
Sun, Kern. I can't wait.
Yeah. So until next time, if you have
questions for me, the professor, I know I said it earlier in this
lesson, but you can send us a Gengar mail at
wwopokemon@gmail.com. I can also click on the link
tree link in our description to find just so many links.
So many links, so much stuff linking.
To so many things. What are they linking to?
Corbin, there's a lot of stuff in.
Our link tree well, first of all, that's what you have the
link to our well, our, our feeds, whether it's on Spotify
gone or whether it's Flappable podcast, you get the links
there. You have a link to our Patreon,
You have a link to our e-mail. We still have people who don't
know what our e-mail is. You can get a link to it in the
description, a link to our Discord, a link to our Twitter
or Instagram or tick tock. And our Facebook, which I think
is actually not in use anymore. I don't know.
I think Facebook took it down. Oh well, I don't know, but they
wanna silence. Us.
They wanna silence the good. Word of Pokémon, but yeah, we
have all the links are in the description.
The most important one you need to worry about though, is the
subscribing on Patreon link, because our Patreon has a bunch
of cool stuff and there's so much bonus content.
So much. And you Get full access to the
Discord. There's so much cool stuff on
there. Yeah, check out the Patreon.
To learn more about that, that extra content, it's a lot of fun
we've been having. Professor, what's your?
What's your favorite part of the Patreon?
Good question. I mean, it's an honestly, it's a
Nuz lock right now and that's really funny the.
The Nuz Lock playthrough of Pokémon Emerald is pretty fun.
Jeez, if you. Think if you think talking is a
struggle for Mr. Curtis, just watch him try to play Pokémon.
Oh, it's the worst. It's so good, just watch him.
Try to control a character on a screen.
Yeah, it's. Hard to control a character when
you are a character, am I right? He's such a character.
This guy, he is, but listen, one last thing I want to say, if you
haven't given us a rating on Spotify gone or flap a podcast,
just, you know, just go ahead. Do it, do it good.
Vibes. Down to the world, let us know
if we're doing a good job and if we're not doing a good job, just
keep, keep it to yourself. Keep it to yourself.
I don't want to know. About yourself.
I want to hear about it. I want to hear about the thing.
Now I'm kidding. Tell me.
Just just. Give us a.
Review, let us know, tell your friends, blah blah blah.
I want your honest I. Want your honest opinion please
Chris. Chris.
Wants to know really what I want to know how?
How, how are we doing today guys?
Regardless though, that's. Going to do it for today's
lesson, so until next time class is dismissed.