Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor, Jacob, and joining me here today in my
classroom is of course my teaching assistant mr.
Curtis say hello to everybody, mr.
Curtis oh, thank you Professor. You know I'm just feeling so
well rested and excited to be here.
You know, it's just I've been sleeping.
So wonderfully the last few weeks and I just appreciate last
few weeks. Oh, okay.
So this has been going on since before our last lesson.
I mean, you know that after I went and caught that I spent so
much time catching that, that Jigglypuff for class and, you
know, just grooming it and seasoning it and getting it
ready for, I mean, for class. And then, of course, you know,
But turning it into a cake pop after class.
I mean, I just was first of all, I was you season a cake pop,
second of all. What also I know that's not
true. I know, that's not true.
I've been getting complaints left and right from other
professors, in the classroom about how all of their classes
are falling asleep because of this Jigglypuff that we've let
loose upon the class. You must have hooked another
Pokemon. That's not Jigglypuff, I don't
know what some other pressure wasn't a vault or, but or
Chauncey or Or wait, what's the, what's the Happiny a Happiny?
Maybe other Pokémon. Was it a basketball?
But was it just like a ball? Hey, you know, it is a little,
it is a little bit orange and rigid to be, you know, I always
thought Jigglypuff's for a little were a little bit softer,
so it's definitely a basketball. Okay, yeah, so you cooked a
native basketball, you idiot. Good job, congrats.
Okay. Also, in the classroom today, we
have our trainer and training Corbin police say hello to
everybody Corbin. Hello, everybody Corbin trainer
and training. I'm trained for two weeks in and
still not close to getting my trainers.
License upsets me a little bit. Not even.
So, cannot even save a little bit close.
He loves you have so far to go but hey, hey, that's great.
That means you have the joy of learning about Pokemon for the
foreseeable future. Ha ha ha, it's never going to
end, can't wait. Yeah, I mean honestly, we just
keep finding more Pokemon like it's pretty crazy.
By the time I finish one like full run-through of my lesson,
they've already found like 100 more Pokémon.
Well, yeah, hundreds of each. I mean, we're never gonna stop
fighting them. There's hundreds of regions,
around the world and thousands of Pokemon mean, I mean, we
learned, we learned from righteous pokedex entry, that
there's a region called was India.
That appears to have some kind of elephants Yeah.
Oh yeah. Ever that.
Yeah, crazy. Can't wait till we find them and
and document them into the Royal Pokedex Society.
Yeah. Then I mentioned also, there was
the wind of our region. Yeah.
About them. Yeah, that was that was random
noises that you made up so that's not real.
Well, you never know. Hey, you guys know what we do
here in this classroom. Just just checking, I just
wondering if you know exactly what it is that we do because I
know you're here every week. But do I usually sit here while
you demean me? Probably about 45 percent of the
time and mr. Curtis He kisses your ass and I
usually do well on at least half the quizzes but then you tell me
that I don't it make me feel bad about taking so long to complete
this class even though there's like probably over 900 lessons
right now. Okay.
But more generally, Sino here. I know I'm here to take your
dictation for your biography that I'm going to write your
very ear extremely good at taking my dictation.
'S, right. Why did you pause mr.
Curtis mr. Professor mr.
Yeah, that's mr. Person to meet you but no just
just for everybody just did just Three quick reminder, is that,
you know, this is the class where once a week we come
together and we learn about the, all the Pokedex entries, for one
specific Pokemon. And today that Pokémon, I'm just
so excited. I'm gonna go ahead and say we're
learning about Wigglytuff today. Everybody now.
Shut up. Yeah.
Tough it tough it up. Tough it out, really?
Yeah, you really got to talk to this one out for you.
Tough. Adopt it around to fit down
Todd. I'm so I'm gonna go, I brought
one here with me today. I know it's rare that I bring
the Pokemon the class but I figured You know, this is a
special occasion. So wait is this.
Is this the Jigglypuff from last week to put us to sleep that you
evolved? No, I have.
I listen I cannot get my hands on that Jigglypuff.
I don't know. It like every time we walk
around a corner and I'll see you at the end of the hallway but by
the time I get to the end of the hallway and I go around the
corner it's just gone like it's nowhere to be found found wow
what a horror movie I hate it I know it's like and it's like
giant wavering eyes. As terrifying cheese the way
they Ripple, like a stone dropped on the surface of a
pond. Like, I'm about to enter a
flashback. Oh, geez.
Oh yeah, let's see what we tough, please.
Yes, ok. Here is a Wigglytuff.
Oh, okay. I mean, I mean yeah, I mean
that's it's not quite as cute as Jigglypuff no offense, but I
really hate getting a little bit bigger.
Okay. What did you do?
I can't breathe. I don't know.
I, you seem to just make it angry.
When you caught say anything, when you said it wasn't excuses
that you don't say that. Don't say that.
Just beautiful every bit every
bit. Okay, let's okay.
Before before I put Wigglytuff away, is there anything?
What are the key differences here between Jigglypuff and
Wigglytuff? Well, it's not quite as short
and stacked and round, it's a little more oval shaped and very
much again. This is this is this is an
entire being that we're looking at right now.
Yeah, so it's more of a bean shaped being.
If you will, the two biggest things are much longer ears and
Wigglytuff also has a white belly and In mouth.
It's kind of like an eggshell colored.
Yeah yeah yeah, definitely hasn't hasn't evolved.
Fingers hands or toes yet still? No little like weird nubby.
Things coming out of the still got those elongated hand nipples
or whatever those are whatever. Who knows what he is them for.
Yeah. But so yeah, that's a anything
you want to have there, mr. Curtis, I think I think Corbin
did a pretty good job but there's nothing.
No, I just it was You know, I was almost getting suffocated to
death by the ever-expanding body of an inflating Wigglytuff, you
know, it's very soft. Yeah.
Was that, that's a very good observation.
Wigglytuff's are very, very well known for their luxurious fur.
And in fact, it's the fur is very highly sought-after.
You know, being suffocated by an inflatable Wigglytuff.
Not one of the ways that I would think I would almost died in
this class, but it was kind of enjoyable.
Yeah, I'm okay with that. Honestly, I'd rather have that
to be like burned alive by a Charizard.
Oh, yeah. Well, you wouldn't be burned
alive. He'd be melted because of
course, they melt anything with their breath.
Well, not anything anything, like they'll melt, maybe
anything. That's a solid will turn to a
liquid after it encounters Charizard's.
Brotherly Bond over this plenty of times.
Yeah, I don't think you can melt a gasps.
You're right. It can't because it's not a
solid. I said that.
Well, it said anything. Anything is you can melt it can
if it can melt anything that thing.
Has to be solid. And then it breaks will liquid
that need to. It's implied, that that's an all
right. Listen, we're running in circles
here. You're just chasing my tail.
I mean, I'm out liquids all the time so I don't screams, shut
up. Look, let's just look we're here
to talk about tough. Tough over here.
Yes, Wigglytuff. Okay, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead
and put Wigglytuff back into her Pokeball.
I think she's had enough time out here by.
You were just as beautiful. I promise.
She's not quite as beautiful but she's close.
Oh, wow. I hadn't.
I didn't put her away at she's still right here.
You can still hear you. Oh, oh, okay.
Okay, let's say, hey, let's get to the reason why we're here.
Let's talk about some Pokedex entries.
Starting of course, in the Kanto region.
This one says, the body is soft and rubbery.
When angered, it will suck in air and inflate itself to an
Norma sighs. Wow.
Yeah. Sure.
We saw way saw it firsthand. Yeah.
Wow. The next one says, its body is
full of elasticity by inhaling deeply.
It can continue to inflate itself without limit without
limit without limit. Yes, the sky's the limit.
Wow, no, there is no limit. It can keep because the house
big as the Galaxy. Wow, I know crazy.
Honestly, unbelievable really, if you ask, I don't, I I don't
believe it. That's it.
Little listen, you know it's in the Pokédex.
Professor Oak is the one that wrote these.
All right, so if you got a problem, take it up with him.
Okay, I can get myself right now.
We're good friends. We're very good for.
He's helping himself. He said, he said, he said
Professor Jacob, you're my good friend.
He said that I don't think there's some songs really would
say. Yes, I do.
I believe it. I mean, first drink is my best
friend, so I can't imagine him not being the best friend.
A stroke wasn't even into technology if I didn't have a
phone. Look for the next pokedex entry
here. It's soft and supple skin allows
it to expand like a balloon. So what mr.
Curtis of those Wigglytuff. Now are you saying that that I
steer this is skin is soft and supple.
Um, I would say it's soft supple and it stinks my Skin's know, my
skin is hard and rigid just like a carrot Jagged if you will.
That's right mr. Curtis you definitely need some
lotion one. Might say I have an EXO skin.
He's like he's like a desert floor.
Just cracked. Cracked it.
Oh God, okay. Let me let me finish reading
this entry. It's it.
Let me stop you. It's soft and supple skin.
Allows it to expand like a balloon, if it gets angry and
inhales and inflates itself steadily.
Yeah. So with a constant constant,
increase in size, doesn't accelerate.
Or decelerate, at any point. So it's just a constant steady
increase according to that entry.
All right, let's read The Johto region pokedex entries.
The first one says, their fur feels so good that if two of
them snuggle together. Just just imagine that for a
second. Let's imagine two, Wigglytuff
snuggling together, it's cute. So cute, it's so cute.
You think it's like face-to-face?
Or do you think they, like flip around and like, I think they
probably, if they snuggle, I think.
Hmm. I think one of them is like
probably like facing one way and the other ones facing the
opposite way like I think the belly to belly, but I think
they're facing the opposite directions but faces each other.
There's definitely some there. There's definitely like their
sixty-nining. What is that?
What that's called now? They're definitely belly to
belly facing each other but opposite directions.
Yeah, yeah, that's what it's yeah, yeah.
Okay, isn't yeah mr. Letts mr.
Curtis please, if you could wear just weird We are over here just
trying our best to tessellate the as these wigglytuff's,
alright? And you come in here with your
with your nasty thoughts, I don't like it, I don't like
anybody that's courtesy title much, that's a little I'm sorry
Professor. Listen, it's just, it's It's
just one of the things you come across when you run a Pokemon
breeding Farm like I do you know just the crazy that your uncle
did I thought your uncle was the one that run?
It runs it. I mean yeah.
Of course my uncle's Pokemon breeding farm upstate up region.
This is flipping the tops, right?
Just a slip of the tongue. You could be 50 fiving like
anything hear me out. Hear me out, hear me out, hear
me out, hear me out. Sorry, I'm gonna finish this
entry, their fur feels so good. That if two of them snuggle
together, they won't want to be separated all the weird.
It's kind of a weird thing to put in Pokedex, but, you know,
whatever. If you try to separate them,
they'll go rabbit and let your hand if you try to separate
them, they won't want to okay. Um, next one says it has a very
fine fur take Are not to make it Angry Corbin, or it may inflate
steadily and hit with a body slam.
Yeah. Although I don't think it
increases in like Mass. It's still the same weight,
right? So I don't know.
Yeah, I make inflating itself to a larger size is going to make
its body, slam better? Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. I guess covers more surface area
so we can as greater accuracy when it body slams.
Yeah, I guess I guess it's harder to get away from right.
Right. Right.
You're looking at like like a, like a Hot air balloon size,
Wigglytuff. Yeah, yeah.
It's coming down on you. Like, you can't really get away
from it. I can see that, of course.
Okay. The next one says, the rich
fluffy fur that covers its body feels so good.
That anyone who feels it? Can't stop touching it.
I can't. You cannot stop touching it.
Like, I couldn't stop. Yeah, great.
You got to keep your hands on there.
It's like, it's like, it's like once you once you pop you can't
stop. All right.
Yeah. Heard that before.
So, like we were talking last week, a little bit about pillows
and cushions, do you think we need to have a lot?
We should start a company where we sell and manufacture
Wigglytuff, fur blankets, there's actually very many of
those out there. So it wouldn't, it would be a
hard Market to kind of break into never mind.
Never mind, never mind. It's a very, it's a very big
brand. Alright, that does it for the
Johto region? Let's of course, move on now to
the Hoenn region. The first one says Wigglytuff
has large saucer-like eyes. The surfaces of its eyes are
always covered with a thin layer of Tears.
If any dust gets in this Pokemons eyes.
It is quickly washed away. Okay, I don't know why we need
to know that it makes me think that Wigglytuff don't blink like
they never blank, maybe mr. Curtis is a Wigglytuff because
he never blinks but that's not true.
I've definitely seen wigglytuff's blink before, I
think they do. Link.
Yeah. So I don't know.
They just seem like they cry a lot.
I can relate, I guess, I guess, I guess is, if this is a weird
thing for them to be able to do right, to be able to like, to
have this constant, this constant Tears in their eyes,
and this is the, this is the only pokedex entry that mentions
that to its. There's nowhere else where it's
talks it talks about. It's it's watery eyes.
It's basically like it's basically Professor Birch was
like yeah, this little bitch, cries a lot.
I think he just found one. That was really sad.
He just assumed all of them were like that.
Yeah, he found one that had horrible allergies, it's assumes
all of them are have watery eyes.
Yeah. Oh man.
Okay. The next one says, we only
wigglytuff's body is very flexible like a ditto.
Am I right? Yeah, by inhaling deeply.
This Pokemon can inflate itself seemingly Without End.
All right, so perch here, restrained himself.
He's yeah, he didn't say Limitless.
He said seemingly without ends. Okay, I hadn't finished reading
this, this pokedex entry, by inhaling deeply.
This Pokemon can inflate itself seemingly Without End.
Once. Inflated Wigglytuff, bounces
along lightly, like a balloon, like a hot air balloon, maybe
perhaps, perhaps maybe mayhaps. It's fur is the ultimate in
luxurious sleeping sleeping. Alongside a Wigglytuff is simply
Divine simply Divine imagine being curled up inside of a
Wigglytuff. Yeah, just wait and just with
two snuggling Wigglytuff. So the next one here says this
is all still in the Hoenn region.
It says it's for is extremely fine dense and supple this the
like that whiz Italy, Pleasant fur conveys.
An image of luxury, only rich, people have one only rich
people. Have Wigglytuff for, you know,
that's something that we learned a lot about with Clefairy and
clefable, is that they're extremely rare, but we don't
really, and honestly nine tails and Vulpix to, right?
Or maybe I'm misremembering. But for this one that hasn't
talked about how rare they are, like hasn't said, like, oh, you
never see a Wigglytuff, they're so rare.
So, I feel like you can have a bunch of Wigglytuff and you can
just have, as much as of their Furs, you want.
Well, seems like only rich people get it.
You know? Yes, it's luxury.
Luxury luxury is just a A fake, you know it's a fake State of
Mind created by big Wigglytuff business trying to sell us on
their fur and make as much money off the big.
All the people that they put on there's either one of two
options here either Wigglytuff or Jigglypuff's are really,
really hard to find in the wild. That's why only rich people had
them because they can afford to go out and find them I guess and
spend the money for it. Or number two Jigglypuff's of
wigglytuff's are gold diggers and they only want to live with
Rich trainers / Rich entrepreneurs because they know
they can get The lavish lifestyle that they want in
exchange. They give that rich person.
All the models, all of a sudden they can ask, I don't think it's
something they can get. Okay, that does it for the Hoenn
region. Let's move on to the Sinnoh
region, it's for feels sublimed. The touch, it can expand its
body by inhaling air. Okay.
That's the most boring way to return to say that.
Okay. Yeah, that and that does it for
the center region. I'm glad that they got their two
cents and okay. All right, there is there's a
unique one here from they know, you know, her reason.
So I'm going to go ahead and read that, it's very similar but
slightly different, it says it's fur feels so pleasant, those who
accidentally touch, it cannot take their hands away.
So like when it says cannot I know it means like, you know,
like like just I can't stop it. It's like once you eat one, One
chip I can't stop eating them like you like you can stop but
you like you don't want to stop. I know that's what it means but
it really makes me think like like once you as you
accidentally touch it, you are locked on to this this
Wigglytuff. For the rest of your life, you
will never be free from this Wigglytuff.
Your trap command. Yeah.
Gets gets absorbed by the Wigglytuff fur.
Yeah, like it here. Like your chemically bonded to
this Wiggly job. You, your hands have been Become
part of this Wigglytuff skin. You cannot take them on.
Yes, yes, yes. Anyways, that's the vibe that I
get from it or at least, I think it'd be funny if that was the
five that they were going for. Right.
Um, but yeah, that's it for the, you know, her region of course.
Kalos is basic so they don't have anything new to add lame.
I know. Hey, we'll get there eventually
Lola. However, of course comes in with
the, you know, just some slamming, some slamming
injuries. So, yeah, that's what I'm
talking about. It sheds, its fine.
Or when the seasons change, the fur is gathered and spun into
luxurious yarn, really all that lusciousness.
You're using it for yarn, not a coat.
Well, I mean they the yarn is then made into a coat, right?
I mean, you can make a coat out of yarn.
I mean, I think so. Sounds kind of weird.
I'm sure you have you there aren't used for arts and crafts,
not making coats. But yeah, I mean, it's up to
you. You can, I mean, you can do a
bunch of things, the wiggly tougher, but hey, this tells us
that we don't need to like Skin a Wigglytuff to get outs for a
just naturally like mr. Curtis, do you hear that?
You don't have to get it. I would like you.
Can you can you repeat that back to me actually everybody knows
that the freshest and most luxurious Wigglytuff.
Fur is freshly skinned. No, it's not.
No, it is a tortoise, that is in illegal trading practice by Team
Rocket and all the Team Aqua all magnussen's.
You can't all know what happens to To the wigglytuff's that that
have the least. Luxurious fur, they get skinned
by Curtis. I think is where this is going.
I didn't say that but you know how that is?
I don't, I don't think everybody knows do you seek them out.
Do you have a bounty hunter looking for wigglytuff's with?
He doesn't need one? He can smell a Mohican.
Who knows it himself? That's right.
He's like, I smell at all that wigglytuff's.
Furs and Eve isn't is barely even find n source of all.
I can't even. I can't even keep track of how
many laws that you violated at this point.
Mr. Curtis, it's near constant with him.
Okay, let's move on to the next one.
This one says, as it inhales it expands and expands and expands
its, that's an accessory. That's three expands their and
expands. So only three just Wigglytuff
compete to see which one can inflate itself the most.
Well, that seems kind of counterintuitive since I think
one of the very first thing, one of the very first Pokedex
entries that you read us said, it can inflate without ending.
Yeah. Well, without limit was the term
that I use are limit though, so, okay, I don't know what they're
seeing like, which one, like which one can get the largest
before they accidentally tip the Earth off of its axis?
I don't know. House, you can get to a certain
size. The fastest, I could see that
maybe. Yeah.
Maybe it's like, okay. It to be the size of a small
Moon. All right, the next one says,
thanks to its bouncy body, and fine.
Fur, this Pokemon is sought after holding one in your arms,
while you sleep feels great. Seems like an independent
opinion, but okay, no kidding. The last one here from the Lola
region says, when it gets angry inhales with all its might and
it's Barney body gradually inflate.
So I guess it's kind of like a slow process.
Now, this one, this one, finally puts a number on it.
It says sometimes they can grow 20 times larger.
Okay? So that puts a hard limit on it.
See, I'm more inclined to believe that than it can keep
growing forever. Yeah.
And we did say before that it
was seemingly Limitless. I mean, 20 times larger includes
the without limit criteria that. That is a good point, sometimes
they can grow 20 times larger. It doesn't That they can only
grow to 20 times larger. That's sure.
It's, yeah, it's true. Yeah, sure.
I mean, we love, let's be real here.
Me, we Tufts are no, small, little tiny.
You know pidgeys here, okay? They're pretty hefty.
Hefty Hefty sizes by themselves. I mean there are three feet
tall, so yeah, yeah, it's 3 feet wide.
So that's what 60 feet and 3 feet.
You can go, you can increase itself to 60 feet.
I that's pretty intimidating. That's pretty scary, that's a
bad. It's already big.
Stuff that's out. That's a wig Goleta if you know
down, alright, that does it for the Aloha region.
Let's go ahead and read the from the gal.
Our region. It says, the more air it takes
in the more, it inflates, I mean, duh, that's what inflate
me and thanks Cal our toe poke professors who is it over there
and L are Sonja and I Sonja, Sonja, Sonja and that old lady
Sonia and hot. And her sister Hot now hop
doesn't do anything hahaha. Fuck.
Oh yeah. He's a bitch less.
You, he constantly tries to get everybody to know about type
differences and then ignores them himself.
Yeah, he's kind of a loser. My cousins that live over there
in the gallery region. Make fun of him.
He's well, that's me. And he is, he is like s to the
champion though and skill so well.
I mean, does it really mean anything?
He pays listen, he pays his assistant dues, okay, he donates
to her, he brings It's a casserole to the annual
luncheon. You know, there's not much much
more I can say about hop but he's a fucking nerd.
The they're all nerds take it from me, they're all nerds,
that's true. I mean, you know, okay, let me
let me finish reading this entry, the more air it takes in
the more it inflates. If opponents catch you in a bad
mood, it will inflate itself to an enormous size to intimidate
them. Okay.
The last one says, yeah. I mean, yeah, we kind of did
that already. Eddie it kind of makes sense.
It's proud of its fur which is fine.
And delicate in particular, the curl on its forehead, has a
texture that's perfectly. Heavenly Yeah, so curl on its
head so that's even softer than the fur on its body.
Yeah texture-wise. Yeah, sure.
Wow, hmm. Um, all right, so there are
there. No unique Pokedex entries for
Wigglytuff. So and since I didn't ask either
of my students to provide me with a sa today, I'm going to go
ahead and read this unsourced uncredited article that I found
myself. The talks about the biology of a
Wigglytuff. We're going to take a look at
that. We're going to decide whether or
not like the stuff. It says is true from what we
know and what we've learned yes let's fact check it.
All right Wigglytuff is a Pokemon.
All right. Oh well I think that seems
factual good so far so good. We're at N-Dubz 100% right now.
Wigglytuff is a Pokémon with a bean shaped body and stubby arms
and legs. Yeah.
Yeah, very scientific. I like it.
Yeah, there is a fluffy curled tuft of fur on its head, which
is described as perfectly Heavenly.
It has long rabbit like ears. So what is that?
What I think it meant to say? Score bunny.
I think is okay. I didn't know what it was.
Sorry. I'm orben area.
Maybe maybe I should say a bunny re probably.
Yeah, well, maybe it's a type of Pokémon, like Fox type or the
seed, type, or whatever. Maybe, it's something like That
maybe it's a bunny Tire type. Yeah, funny type.
But yeah, I mean, do we have like, dog?
Like Pokemon apparently? So, yeah.
So yeah, maybe one of them. Anyways, it has long rabbit like
ears with black insides and slightly lighter color at the
tips. It's large.
Blue eyes are covered in a layer of tears that quickly washes
away. Any debris.
It is covered in pink fur with a white belly.
This fine layer of fur is so soft that those who touch it
including Way other Wigglytuff will not want to stop as a
result. Wigglytuff is a highly
sought-after Pokemon because of its bouncy body and fur.
Yeah. Sheds seasonally and people
gather the fur to spin into yarn, it is proud of its fine
and delicate fur. It goes on to say it's body is
soft and rubbery allowing it to inflate by inhaling Wigglytuff.
Can inflate itself up to 20 times larger.
I mean it can it can sometimes reach Twain.
Eight times larger, it doesn't say yes, the limit.
In fact, it says yeah, maybe 30, maybe 50 times, it does go on to
say. It has no limits to how far it
can inflate. So.
Okay. But they did include that.
So I don't know about that. Still.
I mean, I think so. Like what can I say?
I can only say with the Pokedex a.
So yeah, yeah, true anyways, Wigglytuff, I'm sorry while it
is inflated is able to move by bouncing or floating it competes
with competes with other L have to see which one can inflate
itself. The most should it be caught in
a bad mood? Wigglytuff will inflate itself
to an enormous size in order to scare away its opponent.
That's what are you doing to me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Murder us.
I think being the result of an evolution via evolution stone
Wigglytuff. Oh yeah.
I'm gonna mention this Wigglytuff involves with a
moonstone just ovarian clefable and it'll And it O King.
So, like all those well, damn, they're all coming from the
Moon. That's cool.
I know. Well, I mean not necessarily the
Moonstone doesn't come from. The Moon is just looks like, you
know, the night sky with the moon.
So it's not, it's not from necessarily that Moon Juju
energy. Yeah, kind of it does have
appear to have some kind of energy whether or not it comes
from the Moon inconclusive, moo juice, right?
It's got Moon juice in it. No, it's it's not full of Moon
Juice, okay? Anyways, being the result of an
evolution via evolution stone Wiggly, Is rarely found in the
wild though they can be found in Vivid, green planes.
And grassy Fields. Cool.
Yeah. All right, so yeah, that does it
for all the information that we have on Wigglytuff.
So I mean, you guys know what this means, so it's time to end
the class, right? No, no, no, no.
I mean, oh, sit around if you ask me, it's time.
It's, this is when we really start the class.
I mean, really Is this the pop quiz.
That's exactly right. Oh I'm excited.
My favorite part of the class. Finally finally someone who gets
it was Curtis you just look like you weren't happy with a pop
quiz. Either the D'Souza Professor
perked up you did too now, listen as soon as quizzes, I
love quizzes. Okay, you heard it here first
folks, as soon as quizzes I love quizzes.
That's right. Geez Harvey, what's going on?
Okay go ahead and pull out your Rotom laptops.
What about your Pokédex is? But pens pencils paper, maybe
maybe a calculator or ruler. Perhaps maybe for this one I
have a Bluetooth speaker. Do you need that?
Hmm. You know what?
I'd like one of those sure. Yeah.
Go ahead tear gas it up. Yeah.
It's got everything. He's heavy.
I don't need it for the lesson, but nothing I might use it when
I get when I go home. Okay?
Okay. Is everybody ready?
I am ready to rock and roll and float like a Wigglytuff.
Let's go. Question number one, what is the
maximum size? Wigglytuff can inflate itself to
Maximum size please. No, that's my, that's my, that's
my thinking noise. All right, both of the answers
are in a course. The question was, what is the
maximum size a Wigglytuff? Can inflate itself to Corbin
responded with there is no maximum size according to the
Pokedex entries? Yes, I mean all these answers
are going to be according to the Pokedex entries, but hey, I'm
just saying, I don't believe it, but the Pokedex says it.
Yeah, whatever. Who am I to argue?
I see what you're saying. Mr. Curtis says, Wigglytuff has
no maximum size. It can take has equate.
Sorry, Wigglytuff has no maximum size that can expand to
exclamation point. It's size is unlimited when
Wigglytuff starts to expand that.
That second sentence really seems redundant now yeah, I
think you should get docks when it's for that.
Listen I just want to be very clear that there is no limit
when Wigglytuff starts to puff. Okay.
Okay I mean I guess so you know it sure.
You know what I will accept that rhyme you both get full marks.
All right, let's move on to question number 2 which part of
the Wigglytuff has the fur with the best texture most dense
Supple luxurious. If you will fine flexible all
the adjectives. You can think of All right, but
the answers are in the question was which part of the Wigglytuff
has the fur with the best texture Corbin responded with
the fur tuft on its head and mr. Curtis responded with well, all
tougher is soft and supple. The forehead, tough is a softest
and the fluffiest. Yes.
So the tough on its forehead is I think was the, it's the sorry.
We said that it the texture is perfectly.
Heavenly is Is that we use facts also fluffiest and softest.
Yeah and simplest and whis piaced well happiest and it is
very tough tea. Yeah I guess.
I mean it's not a word you call it.
Would you call it tender though? I think so yeah sure until maybe
okay question number three when is the best time to collect
Wigglytuff fur Curtis be very careful about how you answer
this. You better I better not see
anything. Thing about skinning it in your
answer. Let the man answer.
All right, don't give him any hints.
All right, both of the answers are in.
It's the question, of course was when is the best time to collect
Wigglytuff? Fur Corbin responded with the
best time to collect Wigglytuff, fur is after it sheds, its old
coat. Now, corrosion did with the most
humane way to collect Wigglytuff, fur is when the
seasons change and it is, it is shed.
Hmm. It is she Okay.
Has she has when the first shed was worded.
Well okay okay I read that I thought the it was Wigglytuff
Wigglytuff turns into a shed that's what you feel like that's
for her. Okay.
So the most humane way to collect Wigglytuff Firs when the
seasons change in its shed, of course.
Yeah. Okay so you see what I was the
key word I was looking for here are the key phrase is changing
seasons right? Okay.
So that's that was the answer that I was looking for.
Yes, it's after it sheds. But there's a specific time when
it sheds and it's okay. See, so it's sheds it four times
a year I guess. Yeah, apparently, yeah.
All right, well, let's just count that so I'm gonna give you
half points for that. Well, we just count the whole
thing. I think, you know what I meant?
I'll look, I'll take a look at the whole thing, and I'll only
give you half points because I think you should look at the
whole thing and then say, hey, I'm gonna give him full points
for that whole thing. I think it's my look at the
Corbin. Are you arguing with the
professor? I'm not the one that's skins.
Wigglytuff. So how about you shut that big
hole in your face mr. That's what about Islam doesn't
apply. Nothing has been proven in a
court of law, okay? I mean, you did admit to it.
I'm pretty sure. I mean, you kind of hint I did.
I did no such thing. Okay, so let's re there's one
last question here, all right? Yes.
Now this is when we're going to be one of those essay questions.
Alright. So I'm going to watch you, guys.
There's, there's no specific answer.
This, this one, I kind of want to hear Or what your thoughts
are on this. Okay so this question is what
makes wigglytuff's for so luxurious.
And what is the evolutionary advantage of this?
Basically I want to know I want to know more about this for.
I want to know how it can create for.
That's so soft and supple and dense and why this is beneficial
to it to its survival Corbin. I see you're still writing your
answers or anything. I can help you out with any
questions. Is that you have shut up and let
me Focus. Whoa, okay, let's be Robins got
this. No, no, I got it now.
I appreciate that as well. I know, I know it's listen, mr.
Professor, I appreciate your help.
Many just shut up, and let me text see.
It's actually dr. Professor okay, dr.
Professor sorry, dr. Professor Jacob, boom.
Let's go. Okay.
Alright, finally all of the answers are in.
Okay, I'm gonna read, I'm going to re Corbin's first in case you
forgot the essay, Question was what makes wigglytuff's for so
luxurious. And what is the evolutionary
advantage of this Corbin responded?
With wigglytuff's fur is so luxurious because it depends on
human protection and training in orders to survive.
What do I mean? Well, I'll tell you Wigglytuff
is not a fighter and only inflates when trying to
intimidate photos. That's true.
I didn't really say much about fighting did mention a body slam
but that's about it. In the wild, they're rare
because of Moonstone, Evolution and many are hunted due to their
vulnerability, all right? I mean that's pure assumption.
That's not verified, but okay, that's what I asked for.
That's what you asked for. The fluffiest wigglytuff's are
typically captured or taken by trainers and Rich folks where
they are more protected and have better chance of survival.
It's luxurious due to how much further it has when it expands
the fur. Expands With it.
Well now I hold on. So it has a ton of fur.
So when it's regular size, all that fur is condensed to a
smaller denser amount, thus resulting in a thick coat.
Okay, okay, so you're saying that evolutionarily, it's
designed to be able to expand it.
It it knows it's going to expand to that like super big, right?
Because it because keep expanding its for expands with.
It's not like it just it expands and it has like the same small
amount of further than the rest of its just as its skin
expanders. They it exactly ins.
It has all that fur. So when it's normal sized, it's
just like all that fur that can expand is just in coats just all
bundled up in a smaller three-foot version.
So it's basically really dense really soft, so, okay, I'm
sorry. Was that your answer to what
makes it so luxurious? Or was that your answer to the
evolutionary? And that was my answer.
So I kind of flipped it so. My second part about, it's
exerting his due to how low densities and expands.
That was my answer to why it's slow.
Its luxurious, the that part was evolutionarily.
I think the best wigglytuff's with the best fur
evolutionarily, they've evolved because they've evolved to have
better for overtime because the ones that have the best fur get
picked for by trainers and rich people and other humans that
want to take them in those that don't have the best firm that
did not evolve best for, usually get hunted because people don't
want to take them in and they're vulnerable in the wild.
So you think this is a human driven?
And I think it's a human driven Evolution.
Yes. Okay.
Hmm. Okay, let's go ahead and go.
Hey, as I like that, I like that.
I like that thought process. Thanks mr.
Curtis appreciate that. My friend will Mark full marks
For You full marks. Let's go, let's read.
Curtis has okay. Oh boy.
Um, okay, well I guess it's like a you think wigglytuff's like a
grape or something wigglytuff's. Fur is actually so luxurious
because it is actually overcompensating what willingly
Tufts are actually living there. Their Twilight years and the
feel inadequate compared to their Glory Days, traveling.
The world is Jigglypuff's singing for large crowds.
Now, they can't sing as well. They work tirelessly to make
their fur as soft and flexible as possible to keep the few
DieHard fans, they have left, okay?
Just like they say the higher, the climbed on the farther, the
fall, the better, the jigglypuffs in The softer, the
fur as as a Wigglytuff oh this this is especially important for
survival and therefore Evolution because we all know what happens
to jiggly Puffs who can't sing or wiggle.
E Puffs that aren't sock quickly.
Pop isn't a Pokemon. It's a Wigglytuff.
Strong points was wrong, so it's not.
Yeah, so Jigglypuff's who can't sing or Wiggly.
Puffs that aren't soft they died because No one loves them and
feeds them. Okay?
That's kind of related to what I said a little bit, but his a
little bit, but it is saying, but what he's saying is that
Jigglypuff's are loved by people because of their voice.
But when wigglytuff's evolved and lose that, so they have to
make up for their lack of Love by creating really, really dense
fur. So people will love them and
take them in because now they don't have a voice anymore.
That's right by by making their, they worked by making their fur
as soft and fluffy. Bull as possible.
It's like it's like when I when I when a famous singer, you
know, gets old and then gives up and just makes their own like
climbing line. They're like I need to, I need
to stay relevant somehow. So I'm going to make clothes now
like Justin like Justin Bieber Barrel, just didn't Barbara
Barbara, yeah, Barbara yeah yeah, I don't know him.
I don't know him. You don't know what you do him.
Yeah. His favorite Pokemon was bitters
Evolution Barbara so he named himself Justin Barbara, he named
himself. Self.
Okay. Well I got to stage name.
The only singer named Justin that I know is Justin Timber.
Oh yeah. So yeah you're saying that it's
it's it's a choice. It's a choice made by
wigglytuff's and not necessarily it like an evolutionary thing.
But the choice itself is an is an evolutionary choice and that
they're all inclined to make it. I think is what you're saying,
right? Yes, yes.
So you know what? You know, Guys at your answers
were both know, fairly close, but I think I think they are
different enough for me to say full marks.
The both of you. Very good.
Interesting ideas. I was, I was kind of thinking,
you guys were maybe gonna go more of like a, oh, this is
their preferred diet and because they eat this kind of often, it
makes them now that wasn't so easy.
Think outside the box Professor? Yeah, I guess so.
So yeah, I'm glad neither you guys took that route.
All right, so that does it for today is Pop Quiz.
You both did excellent coordinated slightly, less.
Excellent than mr. Curse that has right well shit.
So yeah, hey, does anybody know what Pokemon we're going to be
talking about next time? Oh, Growlithe, nope, not
Growlithe Diglett. No, I mean, you guys, I mean,
those are Pokemon primarily from the Kanto region.
We will talk about them eventually.
Oh, what's that one? What's that one Pokemon?
That's what was it called? Rough bark, but ruff ruff.
Hmm. No.
I do not rough rock. Rock, rock rock, rock off.
No, no, that's that's what will get to rock, rough.
And a couple hundred weeks. Okay, Bidoof.
No, none of you are getting it. Hey, this is like, this is that
Pokémon that, you know, you're walking around at night time or
you stumble into a cave, right? And it's that Pokemon, that's
always gonna be there. Oh, yo, dude.
Oh yeah. Yeah Geodude.
Okay, he liked you. Dude, but more abundance.
Oh, okay Caterpie. What's but an abundant in caves?
Rotate a. Okay.
You know, you guys suck. It's too bad.
We're learning about Zubat next. One of us said that I can only
assume. It's it's a category is the
Annoying Pokémon. Let me just double-check that
know, it's the bat Pokemon Blue. They're not.
Oh well, you know, same thing. Yeah.
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