Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology joining me here in the Uber.
I think I said that correctly is my wonderful teaching assistant
mr. Curtis mr.
Curtis, if you could please He's say hello to everybody and get
your elbow out of my face at she's come on, okay.
What was that? I don't know.
What is that? This is something broken with
the super. What's going on?
Professor, are we okay? I think it's.
Is it detecting? Something?
No, no. No.
That that was me. I was.
I'm trying to communicate with the Suber Professor.
I have been unable to determine where it is taking us and, or
how to get it to stop. So I've resorted to speaking
this Ubers language, if you if you did you not wait.
She's That is really a really peak in my eardrums.
There was there. Curtis if you can follow.
I'm so sorry. That's yeah.
Have you tried looking at your app?
I know you said, you, you called it on an app.
I you tried looking at that. Yeah, yeah.
No. I told I told it to take me home
but, you know, we're all the way in Saffron.
My home is all on the outside of Saffron City.
So, you know, obviously that's not connected by any source of
water. So I, you know, I And we've
been, we've been going for a long time.
So I, you know, I'm just not sure where we're at right now in
here for so long and a little bit over a week at this point,
we certainly would have hit the coast by now, if we were going
towards Saffron City. So because I'm not even sure I'm
so I'm not sure where we, where we going think, guys?
I'm getting a good feeling that were that were almost there.
Also joining me here in this. Submarine, deep deep under the
water, is our trainer and training, young Corbin going to
go. Please say hello to everybody.
If to me, I'm scratching this last tally and been here for.
Oh my God, it's Finnish marks on the Uber, it's gonna lose my
security deposit. It's been 14 days, 5 hours, 32
minutes. 10 seconds, you are so dramatic.
This is so bad. Oh, I feel like I'm going crazy.
It's been only two weeks that we've been stuck.
We've been in. We've been in this tiny floating
capsule underneath the water for two weeks.
And I feel like I'm going to die.
I really feel like this is the you know I feel like Canto isn't
that big of a region? Like I don't feel like there's
any like point-to-point that's the distance is long enough to
you know, Require two weeks to get between them.
We have them going in circles. Something is wrong with your
app, mr. Curtis, what is going on here?
Yeah. There's like map or anything on
there. That gives us like the GPS.
Location of where we are. You can't use Google Maps.
I don't have any signal down here and once you're once you're
under the water, you don't have any more signal.
Mr. Corbin korres, right? We've been out here for, like,
for a long time. I'm really, I'm really starting
to lose It guys, I don't wanna listen, listen, listen, Okay.
Like this anymore. There's not know where you been
going Professor. Don't touch your sleep.
Sack, we just need to harmonize with this Uber everybody join,
everyone joined me with Harmony, okay?
Ready? One, two, but three.
Wait, what's going on? I don't know.
No, that is not going to help anything.
We're not going to try to talk it to the sub mr.
Curtis it's an inanimate object. Can't communicate with a
submarine. Let's see.
Listen, it responded. When I made that noise, it's
been doing that for the last 14 days, 5 hours and 33 minutes.
It's not to mention the whole time, not to mention.
We did run out of food about five days ago.
So we are, well, you don't act like you don't know.
No, I dunno. I dunno.
I'm well aware of the food shortage here.
I have been nibbling on anything that I can find.
I mean, this is, this is, this is a new low.
I I would rather be trampled and set upon by a Venusaur.
Okay, you remember that member of the little Corbin days of
being set on by Venus or huh, he had no idea what I was getting
into back, then I would kill for that.
Now, I would rather be set on tend to being a source then
starve to death in a submarine with this ugly monstrosity here.
Don't say that about the professor.
Now, he's talking about you. I'm pointing it.
You mr. Curtis, I'm pointing at you.
This is a, this is a travesty I came here to learn and I
literally don't know up from down, left from right.
And who's Or what's what? I am losing it.
Okay. Well his name isn't Travis.
It's mr. Curtis.
All right who so don't know? Well our students T, yr Suber
doesn't like you either, so there it's not.
Okay. Alright me, he told he so, okay,
you can hear him. Don't like gender our submarine
mr. Curtis please.
This is my hey, take my 13th reason.
Oh wow. That's okay.
That's pretty dark. Let's I think I think we're all
kind of like losing control or getting a little bit at each
other's throats. I think what really helps me in
times like these is learning about Pokemon.
And what does that work for everybody else?
That works for me? You should try.
She give it a shot. Yeah, it's the therapy.
Please Professor, give it to me. Okay, shut up.
So we're gonna have today's lesson but before we start I do
have an email here that I are a Gmail.
Actually I guess calm down and listen.
As far as I know, Corbin we have all the time in the world, we
are dying. We don't have any food.
Don't ask me how I got this Gmail.
We don't have any service down here.
I think I just forgot to read it before.
I think I think I owe. Ya know.
It was we passed by Our submarine, they had Wi-Fi, we do
how come they had a Wi-Fi. Maybe they have Suber black or
something like that. They have super Excel.
That's what a out of sober Excel.
So, so Uber premium. Yeah, but those are the
submarines with Wi-Fi. Yes.
Yeah. But not sorry, mr.
Curtis ain't got that. Super uber black money though.
I'm sorry. That's okay.
Well, I mean, it's not like we pay you really anything, so I'm
surprised that you could even afford this.
Yeah. All right.
So I got these or this email in. It does it isn't for class
president candidates. No, yes.
So there's actually two candidates in this one Gmail so
let me start it off. It says hello Professor.
Jacob, my brother and I both feel, we would be excellent
candidates for class president. We are dedicated students who
never miss a lesson. We have ideas to improve the
school for everyone. Are you sure stoom you don't see
me bragging about it. Well maybe you should, maybe
then people will vote for you Corbin.
No, I meant I meant I'd never missing a lesson.
I never miss a lesson ever, okay, well yeah, maybe you
shouldn't miss a lesson. My we'd all be pretty happy
about that. Now, I'm bragging about it.
All right, keep going. All right, so the first
candidate is candidate casein. They say, I would improve the
school experience, by doing the following one.
Add a squirtle splash pad for my classmates to enjoy on hot days.
This this, I liked it, I liked that.
That's well, I mean, we really can't allow mr.
Curtis near Squirtles, yeah. Sorry.
Okay, so not a good idea. Sorry, because long that maybe,
maybe if it's just a squirrel themed Splash Pad.
Yeah, that would be okay. Just think about how nice.
Listen, I don't always remember to take a shower before class.
We know, we know you did member to take one before getting into
the submarine, two weeks ago, and it has been Rican really
well. And we're all pretty potent at
this point. Yeah, but but just think about
how nice it would be to take a shower out on the splash pad.
Now, that does sound nice. Refreshing.
Is that? All right, I'm on board.
Casein casein. Goes on to say our number two.
The number the second thing that they would improve is put on a
fundraiser to purchase. High-impact body armor for mr.
Curtis whoa, why does she need body armor?
I don't know. I don't know why.
He why mr. Curtis would need.
I am I am the child. I need body armor, you know II
appreciate this case in. But all of my my big jacket
dusters reinforced with spinarak silk.
So So, I'm pretty well protected as it is bulletproof even.
So, I, I'm the one that needs body armor.
I'm the one that gets assaulted the most, well, I mean, you are
his, you know, adversary in this presidential race Corwin.
I'm not sure he's gonna want to help you out at all.
Listen, the title of class, president, might just fall into
somebody at this point because there's a chance, I might die.
I mean, I'm not getting any food.
I'm well there's a chance, we might all die.
So yeah, if that happens classes over everybody end of the year
here. You It's not now and end of the
year. Had to spend evidence.
Spend the holidays in a submarine.
Listen, death doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you.
All right, so we're still growing class.
You don't leave this class and Professor that's a good tagline.
If you ever decide to produce horror films like that death
doesn't just miss you. I just wish you.
All right, we do hands. I need, I need to I need to
finish reading this DC male. We have even gotten to the
lesson yet. All right.
Come on. We're too goofy.
There's this too much goofy energy in this submarine, right?
I'm losing it. I'm losing it.
All right, the last thing that casein would improve, is they
say I would add a smoothie stand to the cafeteria where the
raspberry and pineap-- berry smoothies.
Wow, that's a good idea. For one of those two, you know
what I would get one of each and then mix them together.
I like that idea. If our cafeteria wasn't 100 feet
beneath the ground because it's been destroyed by a king is
gone. I've heard that they've been
making some pretty good improvements on to the Also, I,
well, I would need to see that to believe that.
Well, maybe you will at some point.
Who knows? Kayson has also included a
campaign slogan. It is, you teach me and I'll
teach you casein for class president.
That's great. Jason, but who's gonna teach
them and who's going to teach us?
All right, well, I'll tee, I'll teach you, who's gonna teach
them, and you teach me and we're great, and he will teach we.
And also case and I really do appreciate the Gusto, but let me
can let me do the teaching, if that's okay.
Whoa, yes, I'm sorry you, you have to be an actual Professor
for, you can teach in this classroom.
But, you know, sometimes I do learn a little something from my
students sometimes, so, you're welcome.
Not not really from you Cory. Okay.
All right, but some of my other students.
All right, we also have candidate cane so candidate.
Cade says, I would First school in the following ways.
One create the Oshawott protection Society.
That's Kate's favorite Pokemon. Just so you know that that's
included in parentheses. That's how I know that to
install Rhyhorn proof desks. So, you know, that could come in
handy, that's a good idea. They were, they were really
Trucking through that one, that one lesson that was really.
I mean, it's really, I mean, I would be, I would be very
interested to see what a Rhyhorn proof desk looks like.
Because it's got to be, you know, it's bolted, very, very
rude. The floor in like 200 layers,
deep into the crust of the earth.
It would have to and be very varied, a very thick and hard
material to yes, to be to resist a Rhyhorn or or it's just made
of water because water is good against Rock and ground true,
but you can't really be pretty bad desks way could be a desk or
sitting in a pool of water in there.
Are just like runs away. Okay?
Number three, let Corbin wrap. No sorry, I'm so sorry.
Yes. Yeah, it looks like you're going
to have to be disqualified based off of this element of your
platform. I'm if I survive this week in
the super I will effectively resign and Cade will be the
class president as long as I can rap.
That's all that matters. I'm not sure like Listen this,
this wasn't a class or School related thing.
That's preventing you from wrapping it is it is
court-ordered. I should say.
So you'd have to go, you have to go talk to the Saffron City
Government like this. Yeah.
Judicial Court. Sure to real to get that that
ruling reverse and I don't know that that would be pretty
pretty. That'd be a long process.
I'm not sure if you if, but if you're up for that I guess.
But again, you have to live with Consequences.
I mean he was he's banned from wrapping for a reason.
That's right. Well and and Kate as the
theoretical new president would you know class president?
Throw some weight around. Maybe he can get you, maybe he
can get some change in act. Why are you assuming he's fat?
That's kind of rude, not that, not that we would not that we
want this to happen anyway, you know, that we need to radically
if we need to, we did, if we did One Tap, can we, I need a
petition for the other students. Listening to make me rap again.
I'll do It one class and I'm done.
I can hang my hat up and just be done.
All I need is one. I need one more time to be in
the spotlight. Please, maybe, maybe if we get
100 signatures, maybe then only I will risk it all and let you
wrap for one lesson. The whole listen, maybe we'll
see 35 to 45 minutes of just rapping.
I love it. Oh no.
That's okay. Cade has another thing here.
They say their final, the final way that they were too.
Prove. The school is, they would share
daily jokes and they have an example here.
What Pokémon is the most depressed?
Oh, I know. I know, I know.
It's it's Ralts. Know, it's sigh duck because
it's like this. I ask
Sound like a side hug. Actually, let you let you run
again, I thought it was mimic you because like nobody can see
its face, so it's just a yeah but no it's a joke, it's a joke,
you get the pun. Right, that's funny.
All right I'm gonna finish kids message here.
All right say PS I am funnier than Corbin.
I am on revoking. My resignation for president I
am. Now, the president again, Cade,
you were done. Hmm.
And then their campaign slogan is Kate is the best and destroys
every test, see that, that could be considered a rhyme and that's
illegal. And that's great.
And catered, that is wonderful. But please, I've asked you many
times. Please stop destroying your
test. I need them, so I can grade
them. Please.
Be right, please stop destroying them.
Yeah. Yeah, I have to agree with you,
Kate. I do think you're funnier than
Corbin. Yes.
Free to send me some more jokes so I can laugh about them all
the time. All I have to do is come up with
the with the, with the cheesy Pokemon pun.
That's it. And then I'm funny.
Okay. I'll think of one, give me a
minute. Take your time.
All right. Thank you, casein.
And kada for this wonderful. Wonderful Gmail.
You will, of course, be added into the pool of candidates or
class president and I know that I've certainly lost track of
time being in this submarine, but I know that the new year is
starting soon. And so, we haven't come up with
a way yet to determine who will be the new class president, but
we will get on it soon, and we will be having elections or
something like that in this new year, and we're very much
looking forward to. I can't wait to have a new class
president, honestly, really get some really get some I worked in
2024. We will have one I get another
year. No, no no no 2020 in the early
2023 certainly. Okay that's enough.
There's that was an excellent message from our virtual
students but we need to focus on today's lesson.
Does anybody know who we're talking about this week?
Star? Me, definitely just said you, I
know, oh no, he got its start what we're learning about and
that was very impressive. How did you know so quickly you
It's, are you serious? It's literally I have it written
next to the tallies. It says star me right there.
Why did you? Oh, because I didn't bring the
right eye. I wrote it, I wrote it last
week. When you said it, I was like,
oh, I better write this down so I don't forget, I've just been
staring at. Are you telling me right now
that this is the first time you've ever written notes,
you've ever know. Now at anything, I do my first
time I've ever written next week's Pokémon.
Down. I have nothing else to do in
here. So I've just written it actually
here, let me move this a rag. I've actually written it about
800 times. Very, very wow.
Yeah, that's what that scratching was in the corner.
Yeah. Yeah.
The scratching for the last week.
Yeah that was me running star me.
Wow. You really got artistic with it.
Yeah. That was in the shape of a star
me. So okay.
So you say that you you've drawn it but I don't think you've
really seen it. Corbin mr.
Curtis, what about you? You know, I'm sure if see it but
I just can't place it I do. I'm not sure what it looks like
to be honest. Okay, well that's fine.
So you're not going to believe this but I was actually
scrounging in the back room back here, you know, kind of looking
to see if there's any extra food for us to eat.
I didn't find any food. However, I did find this
Pokeball. Is there a Pokeball?
You know, you can saute. It might work.
Well, maybe, maybe we'll eat it. I don't know.
And for you can you can eat Pokemon food.
Thought you meant eat the Pokeball.
That's what I meant. Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh yeah, no, I mean, yeah, we don't eat that because
some Fiber some silicon. Yeah, no, no, we're not going to
eat this. I don't know what Pokemons in
here. It could very well.
Be a star me. Well you have about a one in
1,000 chance. Yeah.
That is true. Wait, hold on.
Hold on. Hold on up before you throw it
out there. I just need to say something.
Hmm. What if it's a Wailord?
You know what? It's I've spent two weeks in
here, I'll take the risk. If it blows the Uber up, then,
you know, I lose my security deposit, but we're at least were
free. You know what, I've been ready
to die for two weeks because they either Discovery or it
kills us all. And honestly, it's a win-win in
my book. So, let's see what's inside this
Pokeball. Oh, okay, let's start.
What are what are the odds? That's crazy.
Honestly, that's crazy krauser krauser real quick, we real
quick over here, your star loot. I think you started use a sick.
It's kind of looking. It's not a fun kind of a funky
color. What you guys talking about it?
There's, there's two of them stuck together and they're
they're, they're not looking very healthy.
We may want may want to put that back.
And who's not healthy me? I haven't been in.
It's very, it's very obvious to. You can hear all of this corn.
We're an extremely small room now.
This is not a story. You this is a star me.
Oh this is. This is the evolved form.
So it's is it supposed to be that color?
Yeah. Yes it is.
It's what color would you say, it is, mr.
Curtis kind of a grayish bluish kind of pale color bleach.
Probably call it purple. Yeah.
Yeah, that's called Purple mr. Curtis Violet Violet.
It's not a very bright purple shirt.
It's a bit of a flat purple I guess.
Yeah. Flat purple.
That's that's the technical name.
So yeah, that that is a that is the common color or a star me,
anything else. Anything else noticeable about
this Army? I'd certainly say there is one
or two things that really catch the eye, big red gem.
Yes, yes. Now this is not new to star me
because star you Also had a glowing core.
This one, though. The star means is a little bit
bigger than star use mmm. And I mean, so, I know what
we'll talk, we'll get more into what the corps does later on.
But, is there anything else? What one last thing I'm looking
for here for solid core work, star me looks really good.
It's got gold kind of plated NE surround the core.
Well, yes, again, Something I'd start you had as well that I
kind of consider that all the, the core it's got eyes.
I thought it was to Star use. Put together does have lot, more
leg has like eight legs now, right?
10, no kidding. Well 10.
So it's got kind of like a front body and then like a back body
it kind of looks like if I were to describe to describe it and
they kind of all like spin different ways to nice.
Each has five limbs Yeah, so I mean, I don't know, this is a
love that because do it. I mean, does this is this my
star me now? Who I own this?
They give us the star. Me and every can't look somebody
may have left it. Somebody who rented, the super
may have left it in there. You can't just take people's.
Yeah, we should probably alerts Uber that there's star me.
And we should hear when we when we get out.
Is that Mel? I'm looking at this Pokeball, I
don't see a name on here. Yeah, no, I'm not, I'm not
seeing a name and he has want to name this.
Just Anything dinner sorry. Now, so, I okay, I can see you
salivating now Corbin. So, I will have the greatest
army back into the Pokeball. What what about?
What about? Brunch?
No Alpha Centauri. That's that's a bit of a.
It's an intense name. Yeah.
But see look, he likes it. See, aren't you said you could
outfit? Centaurs, a mouthful.
Sorry that's a good boy. Oh boy.
Good thing, good.
Yes, mr. Starving.
Well anyway, yes, that's, I mean, that's okay.
I know, I can't expect you to know that you've only taken this
class what six times. So 77 times, it's on me for not
for, not into for not figuring that out.
Alright, let's go ahead and put, I'm gonna Centauri, I guess how
know. How about, how about I'm sorry.
I'm sorry afternoon lunch. All right, back with the
Pokeball it goes, All right. Now I think it's finally time to
really get into the meat of this lesson tool to read these pokin
brought meat. If you like Shannon said that,
that was my bad. Okay, starting off in the Kanto
region. The first three says, it's
Central core glows with the seven colors of the rainbow.
Some people value, the core, as a gym.
Hmm, okay, nice, big gym, that, where would you wear that gem?
And I guess around a necklace. Maybe as an earring.
Oh gosh stretcher year right out.
I could I could use that as a new belly button ring.
Oh yeah you do. That's right.
I forgot you have a belly button.
Ring. Mmm.
Why don't really take my shirt off in class?
So that's probably why. That's why I forgot Corbin, it's
okay. Yeah, sorry.
Now if you guys, if that's sound, if that entry sounded
familiar because it's almost word for word.
What Ash? Ashes Pokedex said four-star
you? Oh, okay let's let me go.
I'm just going to read that again.
So this is that we talked about this last week and last week's
lesson this is ashes. Pokédex honest.
Are you just are you the core of this water Pokemon shines a
rainbow of seven colors? Accord that is valued by some as
a type of jewelry. Now, I don't know if you
remember, but when we read this, we were all kind of really
surprised because no other Pokedex entries on Star.
You Mention the fact that it's it's the core changes color,
right? Mmm, well I'll just say that it
will flash real. It's a red car that flashes.
So I'm starting to think something baby, ashes Pokedex
got star, q and star me mixed up.
I think Ash might be right little dumb.
I'd be right. Okay, let me continue reading
these injuries. The next one in the Kanto region
says, the center section is named the Or people think it's
communicating when it glows in seven colors several colors at
once or does it does the changing of the colors cycle
through makeda? A certain code.
That's what I would assume either.
Maybe just like it's like moods or emotions or something like a
like a mood ring. Yeah.
A red is like it's angry or stressed or something.
Wasn't read the Baseline. Is it always angry and stressed
it's like primate. Well no it changes color.
So let me read this next one. When away from human eyes Is it
score is to say it is said to glue mysteriously in seven
colors. So it will like, change colors.
I guess. Oh, wait, start the next one.
The one after this has more information on what your you
teased my carbon. I know I teased you.
Yeah. So I'm sorry.
This one says went away from human eyes, its core is said to
Glow mysteriously in seven colors.
This Pokemon may have come from. Outer space.
Huh? Makes sense what makes a man?
But it does. Yeah, really Lilo connealy, My
Good, Golly gracious. I said that last week we started
you. I said there's a possibility
that it might be an alien mean when you said it came from
stardust's. Well that next set of came from
Stardust. Okay.
Well I think I also theorized that start star.
You was communicating with the Stars to find its people.
Okay. Maybe I'm that the Pokedex also
said that to find its people. I think you're confusing what
you said. And what was our?
He written in the? Yeah, because the the crossover
of intelligence is astounding So, I'm wondering if like, I
said, Staryu, and Starmie might be aliens.
I mean, unfortunately, we don't really have any proof of that,
so it's hard to say. And I mean, if you think about
it, we kind of all our aliens. I mean, we all came from Outer
Space. If you think about it, you
thought about it Corbin, hmm? No, I came for my mom.
Well, but, where's your mom come from her dad.
Wait, what? Well, in her mom too.
Well, where do they come from? Um, um, you're losing me there.
I don't know them. Outer space.
Wow, but in Japan, it's all starting to make sense now.
Okay, moving on to the Joe Torre just ships, Landing every day.
Every what are you talking about?
No, Third only don't know, I don't listen to him.
He's although mr. Curtis could be an alien
actually. Now that I think about it I mean
honestly that human that's a that's a plausible Theory
because he's got Lane his abnormally, long tongue.
I was native explain the tongue that would explain the face.
Hers. I'm a human ethic.
Come that would explain why he has three parents instead of
two. Like normal people.
He's like 8 feet tall and nobody's 8 feet tall, moving on
to the Johto region. The first entry in, this is the
one that's going to answer your question Corbin, okay?
It says, the center section of its body is called the core it
glows in a different color each time it is seen.
Oh, okay, yeah so it's not always read sometimes it'll be
blue or green or other colors of the rainbow black.
I don't know if it ever shines them black, although you can
shine black, I think you can maybe I don't know.
Maybe think think, think roygbiv, red orange, yellow,
green, blue indigo violet colors of the rainbow.
Okay. Yeah, thanks.
Okay. The next entry says, regardless
of the environment it lives in its body grows to form a
symmetrical geometric shape. Yeah.
Oh yes, sturdy. Yeah.
Like a star. And the next entry says it is
said that it uses the seven colored core of its body to send
electric waves into outer space. It's trying to communicate with
its families back home. Now now who says that, I don't
know all it says it's it's just says it is said it is said it is
written in the text. Okay it is it is sad.
So I don't know it again that does seem like another like
Legend, it is This is bribed into the ruins of alph, okay?
I mean, I feel like we could measure that though.
I feel like we could like, you know, hook up an antenna or
something and see if we don't, you know, see these
quote-unquote electric waves, that gets sent into outer space.
That's look that's for greater minds than this in this class.
I did, maybe we do know that it sends out.
I like to play as we just don't know if they make it to space or
not. Yeah, maybe they make it to like
Mount Silver at the highest amount.
So yeah. Okay, moving on to the Hoenn
region last Army's Center section.
The core glows brightly and seven colors because of its
luminous nature. This Pokemon has been given the
nickname, The Gem of the sea. Yeah, it's pretty awful.
I mean, I could say looks like a jam.
Well, I mean, it's a certain the course certainly.
It looks like I mean here's the thing, if you, if you don't look
at it too hard, if you kind of squint your eyes a little bit
and look at it, at least, when I first Saw it.
When it came out, it looks more like a fruit snack.
Uh-oh, I got like a gusher. What's a gusher?
That's a fruit snack. Oh, okay.
Yeah, that when you squeeze it, it gushes all the like berry
juice comes out. Oh, tasty gummy blood.
Okay, tell me. Bloody feel like a, like a, like
a woo bat sucking out the the blood of, of this good gummy.
Okay, the next entry in the Hoenn region says, Starmie swims
through the Water by spinning, it star shaped body as if it
were a propeller on a ship, the core at the center of this
Pokemons body glows in seven colors, love it.
Okay. All right.
It's crazy. That none of these entries
State. What those seven colors are they
it's a seven colors of the rainbow.
Everybody knows those what those are does it?
Yeah, I don't think it says seven color.
Oh it does say something. It says at the very beginning.
You're right. You failed this.
Week's quiz how no wow, you don't get to make that call.
I do is the reigning class president.
I do you know what, I'll take the head, that's okay, I've
gotten 100's and bonus credit on every single quiz so far.
So I'm it's like, well, you know, ever against her, this is
Super Omega, ET plus. So I think I'll be okay.
Alright. The next region entry from the
Hoenn region says, people in ancient times.
Imagine that Starmie were transformed from the Shins of
stars that twinkle Don gentle waves at night.
So this is all garbage. This is a garbage entry what
this is a Garvin. Nothing three, that's nothing.
You read this garbage Professor what he says, no real
educational value in it Beyond like historical lure I guess.
Well I think there's some Merit there.
What you think that that so you think that star me RA
transformed from the Section as of stars that twinkle done,
gentle waves at nights. So not Reflections that
reflections of waves of stars on the waves.
Turn star me into what it looks like.
Listen, you poke Pokémon have been made by we're doorways.
Have you ever seen a star on the like, reflected on the way?
Yes. Does it look like Star me at
all? Well, not even a little bit.
All right, fine. Alright, the last entry here
from the Hoenn region. It says this Pokemon has a
geometric body because of its body.
The local suspect that it is an alien creature.
Oh, the locals, the locals the locals.
This is this is a regional entry I guess from.
So people from the Hoenn region or maybe there's a specific
place in Hoenn where stormy's up here and they're the ones that
called think that it came from an alien are listen.
It could just be Piracy theorists.
Who knows? Yes, the people are just afraid
of things, they don't understand.
I for one think that star me is very friendly face.
I would never assume that. Yes, because you are an alien
alien to. It's like, it's like your
neighbor. I don't, I think you'd be
hard-pressed to find a star me up in space.
That's all I'm saying, spoken. Like somebody who's been in
space moving on to the center region at the center of its body
as a red core which sends mysterious radio.
Signals into the night sky. Oh yeah, this one says radio
signals, which I guess is a little bit more specific than
electric waves and those radio waves only get as high as Mount
Silver, like I said earlier. So all I'm saying is when read
is up their training by himself like a weirdo, his radios, going
to start acting up. They must armies.
So it's established in the Pokédex.
They do send signals okay. Yes it's just it's do, is it?
Trying to communicate with someone in the stars, or is it
just a mitting radio waves? It says into the night sky.
So you don't really know how far they make it into the night sky.
We don't know if they make it up into space and what what the
intention is like is it just shitting waves out or actually
trying to communicate with someone?
Maybe it's their equivalent of rapture of you know that the the
energy created in the core of the star me that that is it just
kind of like just you know releasing it as Buy a product,
maybe it, it doesn't necessarily have to be intentionally
releasing these radio signals to high-tech alien fart, or it
could be, Hey, or it could be a high-tech alien fart, okay?
That does it for the Sinnoh region entries and believe it or
not, there is a new there's an entry here from the, you know,
very region which I'm very excited about there's blood.
It must be really interested in Star me over there to take the
the time and efforts to write an entirely new entry.
Okay. So it says its core shines in
many colors and sends radio signals into space to
communicate with something. Okay, well, so they've figured
something out that we haven't that the other regions.
Haven't figured out what's going on over there.
Unova. Yeah, you know, but what's this
is, the professor over there. Mr. Curtis is the professor, and
in the universe region, He doesn't know.
The professor be knows their assistance.
No, that's Professor a juniper. He's yes, he is correct.
It is Professor Juniper. So he was making them.
Um, no well, I mean if he was making it up, it was spot on
because it is Professor Juniper, okay.
Okay. Moving on to the Aloha region.
I'm not even going to mention Kalos because they stopped me
times. Yep.
All right, now the first century and the Aloha region says, it's
shining core is thought to receive to receive and transmit
and Magnetic signals signals. It has been known to cause
headaches in those who approach it.
Hmm. So now it also receives signals
whatever and an enigmatic means something is reaching out, they
know something we don't, maybe they're just like, you know, up
on that, that Wi-Fi or something, you know, maybe,
maybe that's where we got the Wi-Fi from to read.
That email was from a starving. They're talking to the other
star means in space, maybe there's like a huge.
Huge star me, army star me, armies army army, hope it
doesn't, do any harm East army, army, stole my God.
It's a star me army. I hope it doesn't harm me
although I will say that joke is a little smarter me, okay?
Thank you girls. Okay, all right.
All right now I know now I know you're forcing it.
No, I would never force it for you.
Thank you. Okay, The Next Century here
says, it's unusual. Body shape, reminiscent of
abstract. Art LED local people to spread
rumors that this Pokemon. Maybe an Invader from outer
space. I'm sorry.
Was this an entry for mr. Curtis That does seem like that,
right? No, this this I came to us from
the older region. So know, maybe Professor Palm
had a hand in a probably unusual body type.
Rumors of an abstract art. Local people probably think it's
an Invader. It's gotta be mr.
Curtis. No, I'm 100% human sure.
I'm not sure. I believe that mr.
Paris, the next entry in the yellow region says, it's
sparkling core is called the gem of the.
See this court can be made into high price.
A Suri's that are traded in secret Gem of the see, that's
pretty the gem of the, see it. Like if I were to have a boat,
I'd probably call it. The gem of the sea.
I'd probably call it. The Sea of the gem.
Honestly, the gem. See, hmm, or see.
Jim see, Jim sure. See Jim, I hardly know him
precious body of water stone. If I if I had a bow tie would
call it, see me wrap and it would be C isn't as easy a and
Howard wrap is failed, WR AP and the low.
In the, the symbol would be attentive.
Cool. That would be so cool if only I
had the funds. Okay.
Wait, okay. How about this?
Have this for a t-shirts in sighs, you know.
Now, I'm really not really started to like to show.
All right. All right.
Okay. All right, t-shirt idea.
Here we go. That's what you got.
What was it? Like, it's a shit.
I lost it. I lost it guys.
I'm losing it. It involves a tender cool.
Maybe you see the workshop? This one together.
Alright it's a tentacle who raps, right?
Our AP. But it says RAB WR Rap God.
Maybe we can give her a rap god sure.
Yes Rap God but with a mic he's got a Mike and he's got a hat
backwards. Yeah sure.
So it's like rap. Okay.
This next one says it rotates its geometrically shaped body to
swim through the water. It always seems to be sending
out mysterious radio waves. Okay, all the time, all the time
that doesn't for the yellow region.
Moving on to the gallery region. First entry here says this
Pokemon has an organ known as its core.
The organ glows in seven colors when Starmie is unleashing its
potent psychic powers. Hey guys, heads up, Starmie has
psychic powers. Uh I don't think You mentioned
that? Yeah.
I don't think we've talked about that yet but it does have
psychic powers. Are, there's the radio waves?
I don't know. I don't I don't.
Yes, don't think they're the same thing.
Yes, mr. Of Corvin seems to think that
they are but I wouldn't trust his opinion.
Wow, I've seen I've seen his grades.
Yeah, I know they're not the best.
I've gotten so much better. Yeah, sure.
Since the beginning, I feel as though my quizzes have also
gotten easier, let's be honest. Well, I've just got a lot more.
Or participation points that I was before.
Well, sometimes you need to Alright, the last entry from the
gallery can says Starmie swims by spinning its body at high
speed as this Pokemon cruises through the ocean.
It absorbs tiny Plankton. What is that?
You know, I don't know what playing did.
It is that must be some Pokemon that has not been included in
the National Pokedex cuz and definitely more.
It's a, it's a metric for a ton of planks in the water plank
ton. Well, but it absorbs tiny
Plankton so I thought it was orbs like a ton of planks and
Tiny's like Adam Lang. Yep.
It's like it's like a little so losest little tiny little, why
would those be in the water? So like little balls of then it
would have said that. Yeah, it would have said that.
Mr. Curtis I'm sorry dummies. Keep my mouth shut.
Thank you for your. Ali.
Okay. Okay.
I feel like I feel like this is the first time I felt like we've
been to means mr. Curtis I'm so I don't think
we've been mean enough. He actually shut his mouth.
Okay he does actually no I kind of like this I do too.
I mean Soho so that does it for the regional entry is on Star
me. There actually aren't any unique
entries on starving probably because ashes Pokedex mistook a
star you for a star me. Now I Me first, are you and put
the wrong thing down. So yeah, we're going to jump
right ahead to our testing portion of the last know as
every excited. Know how man, I'm really not
hearing that I guess nobody is excited.
I'm not. I just said I wasn't I guess I
guess I guess we can't do what I was gonna plan today.
Since November. Sorry Professor, I'm gonna have
to open my mouth. Just a hoax.
I remember you want to take this course?
I'm so excited. I was probably like to take quiz
with you and didn't Ever happens.
It hasn't happened recently so I just really want Exquisite.
Okay. Okay.
Well I never said it was a quiz, all right, but it's but those
are the best get please. I don't want to.
I don't want to write any poet rowm please.
I just want a quiz. Professional.
What? Hear me out.
I know. Good Miss nuclei new segment.
I new segment. I'm starting it.
Now, his say With Me Ride That Pokémon whoever rides the
Pokemon, the best gets all the credit.
I mean, is that enough room in here for that?
Yeah, there is time blues and there's, I mean, I don't know.
I think I like I shouldn't really do that with dangerous
Pokemon. That's how that way.
It'd be funny for me specifically.
Oh, all right so maybe like a Scyther or a or cancer okay.
But since you've been such a good student today mr.
Curtis. All right.
Our teacher, your teaching assistant.
Right man. I forget that.
Sometimes we are going to have a quiz.
Oh your quiz today guys. So go ahead.
I think there's some scraps of paper.
No just just go to the wall and scratch your answers into the
wall, okay? Okay.
I'm gonna have to scratch off your answers.
You're writing? No, you don't need to do that,
you don't. Okay.
Question number one, how does Starmie move through the ocean?
Okay. Alright.
So I, the, the horrible horrible scratching noises have stops.
I assume that means that you guys are both done.
So I'll read corman's answer on this side.
First Corbin says by spinning its body rapidly.
Yes. Okay.
All right, let's see. I'm going to make my way over to
the other side and see what mr. Curtis says.
Oh yeah it's excuse me. Yep, right over here, it says
Starmie moves by spinning like a propeller on a ship round.
Round and round. And round.
And round and round. Okay.
All right. All right.
Okay, okay.
All right, we got it. How did that you wrote that out?
So, very quickly. Yes, I do move fast hand.
What can I say? Okay, yes, exactly.
Exactly, correct. It spins its body.
Kind of like a, like, a boat propeller.
I'm that. Yes.
Or I imagine. Now the Pokedex didn't say this,
but I imagine that. It's just like the back portion,
like the back star that moves. And it can hold yes.
Propels it like that probably that's just how I pictured in my
head. Okay.
The Next Century says star me, and sometimes just its core has
been given this nickname. All right, both of the answers
are fully scratched out, man. I'm definitely not getting the
security deposit back on this, or I guess.
Mr. Curtis isn't getting this. Yeah.
No, it's gone. After I realize Corbin had
written all over the walls. It's so might as well make the
best of That situation Corbin responded with Gem of the sea.
Okay? Very good short, and to the
point I like that, and then mr. Curtis says, the one and only
and then in quotation the gem of the see you see?
Got it, got it, got it. Rhymed, it wasn't really a pun
but I guess it Rhymes. Hey, yes.
You guys are both correct Gem of the sea for the beautiful.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
Or it has a glows and many different colors.
Would you guys want to make a necklace out of the core?
Um, I'd probably eat it. The spot.
I'm starving. It's pretty.
Is this prettier gems out there? Wow.
Okay. I just feel bad about it
honestly. If yeah.
It just feels inhumane, you know?
Yeah. Okay next question.
Question. Number three.
What about star? Me has led people to believe.
It is an quote-unquote Invader from outer space.
All right. Let me take a look at these
answers. See what Corbin says, it's
trying to brush these metal scraps out of the way.
Hmm, Corbin says, because it communicates with something in
the stars by sending out radio waves.
Hmm. Let's see what mr.
Curtis says. He says it's unusual shape like
geometric art. Looks like it's out of this
world. Mmm-hmm is correct here.
These are two very different answers, though.
I would say, both would make me think it's out of this world to
be on. Yes, yes, yes.
I mean so true, but there is one thing that the Pokedex did say
that made people say that it was out of it.
From a different planet or that I was a Invader from space and
that was its geometric body, shame.
All right. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry Corbin
I? Well, I know, I know you're in
Starvation mode right now so it's probably well, I'm just
saying. I mean that's what a lot of
people would think, you know, like it's sending radio waves.
It's weird. It's why is it trying to
communicate something? They're not going to a lot of
people aren't going to know that.
Well remember we did we know it. It's for as you know, we're
scientists and scientists have done this study is to find the
radius. A signal.
That's true. That's true.
But yeah, did the locals all look at its geometric shape and
be like a no way that came from Earth?
Ain't no way, no way, no way. Which is crazy because I feel
like there's plenty of geometric things on Earth, but whatever.
Okay. Last question last question
because yes, yes, yes. Yes.
What does star me emit from its core?
Oh my god really woman. I believe you can get this one.
One thing can make up the points here, but you'll make a point
and the answer is possible. I'm just gonna, oh God.
Okay, let's take a look at these answers.
This last question Corbin says, radio waves Elmo a little
hormonal. Maybe you're right.
Maybe you're not right. I don't know.
Wow, he looks like he's about to slap me.
Just Society. Keep your you keep your Hands
off just say just say it's raising it up, he's about.
He's just say it. Okay, mr.
Curtis says radio1 Cigna Al's you put some weird
capitalization in there mysteriously, fling in to the
night sky. Mmm, it's flying in.
Oh yes, you know what? You're right.
It is flying in one. Word flying in to the night sky.
One repairing, you can understand why I might have read
that correctly. Yeah, yeah.
So you're both correct. It is radio waves or mysterious
radio signal. Technically if you want to be
specific about it, but yes, both correct.
You did. Excellent, mr.
Curtis, you got full marks, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you Corbin.
Well, we'll talk after class. It was just one.
Okay. All right, we'll talk, we'll
talk about your performance at for class.
But that does it for today's lesson on Star me.
Does anybody know who we're going to be talking about next
week? Hopefully not inside this
horrible. Horrible, because we'll be dead
please. No, I'm totally.
I'm giving you some something to look forward to.
Is it star us? You might think, you know, you
might think that, but it's not star, its star, we not Starmie
missed. Are we looking at?
It's not, it's nothing to do with the star of me star.
You like, who was it? We are learning about a good
friend and palomares. Yes, yes, yeah.
A a fellow teacher at the Saffron City Learning Center.
We're learning about mr. Mime.
Oh, okay. Professor professor, mr.
Mime Corbin. You should know this very, very
well, dr. Professor my.
All right. Well, we're no no.
So first of all, Uh sir my mom who is a mr.
Mime and has a Ph.D. Right.
Of course. Of course it's Professor mr.
Mime PhD. Sorry sir.
Yeah no no Professor mime you got it.
Okay. Cool mr.
Mime is next week if we're alive by then yeah I think we will be
probably we did you hear that little horn?
That it's where. All that does is it?
We're going up. Oh guys.
Oh, we're sleep. Yeah.
Besides I'll be on. We're gonna die in here.
I really thought we were. Yes, the sub he's signaling to
me. We're coming to an end.
Professor open the hatch, I'm gonna open the hatch.
Here we go, it's Gotta it's really it's really on there.
Hold on. I got a hold on.
All right here we'll do it together. 10K to good work guys
3. Whoa is it free?
That could air and all day long? Finally are.
That's not poisoned. There's some Poison by mr.
Curtis odor. I need my eyes to adjust.
Hold on one soon. Whoa, is that Is that is that
the school is that this group? Wait, was that this?
But last time we saw, it was in terrible disarray.
It was destroyed. They now it's it looks exactly
like before, mr. Curtis and salted that
Kangaskhan, oh my God, they renovated the whole school
already, that's crazy. And, you know, I was kind of
hoping that they might build some improvements on it, but
they really just, huh? I mean, they to it.
They could have taken the time to renovate it, but they made it
the exact same, didn't they? Wow.
Yes, it is. Sorry, I guess it is a important
cultural Landmark. It's been here for a very long.
Wait, how did we surface saffron cities the land lock City?
I don't understand. How did we get here if there's
no ocean. What it's the pond are we in the
pond? This is.
Yeah, this is the bond outside the school.
How did we get here, huh? Yeah, I mean we came up from
underneath but this is a pond. It doesn't it's not doesn't lead
to the OSHA. Has the pain been connected to
the ocean this entire time and then it's not a pond is that an
estuary or river Just under it's an underwater.
It's got an underwater never saw a whole pig wall water hole that
it that explains why we get the occasional Gyarados in the pond,
and it makes so much sense. All right, so, I think, I think
we're all just a little bit giddy that we actually survive,
and have made it back to beautiful, beautiful Saffron
City, but we still need to wrap this class up.
So, if you students have at home, have any questions for me
that Professor or I guess we, you know, would like to throw
your hat into the ring. NG to be student class,
president do that soon because the year is starting to come to
a close here if you. Yeah.
So if you want to do that there I have any questions.
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Pokémon as well. That's going to do it for
today's lesson. So, until next time class is
dismissed. Yes, now to have to spend New
Year's with you losers. Ha ha.
Yeah, I don't want to spend it with anybody either.
Oh my God. Oh my spinner X.
I have to feed him. Oh gosh, I thought you said they
were self-sufficient. You definitely said they, they
are. But like, you know how many
there unchecked, how much have they read every missing child's
poster? Oh no, oh no.
I've got now. It's Last seen in the woods near
mr. Curtis has hell yes.
There is they've been away. I've been away for too long.
They're out of control. I have to me I'll talk to you
later. Bye.
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