Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
my lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today as he does. Every day is my wonderful
teaching assistant, mr. Curtis Salud everybody, mr.
Curtis! Oh, why thank you Professor.
I'm so happy to be here today. And let me just say that jacket.
Did you get a new jacket? Did you get a new lab coat
jacket that not jaqen? I'm not wearing a lab coat.
I've never worn a lab coat so I don't know what you're looking
at. Curtis, are you, are you like
respectfully? Are you high right now?
He's literally wearing overalls. What are you talking about?
I wear every day. I wear overalls and very large
rubber gloves. Yeah.
I I mean, are you sure you're not wearing a jacket?
I mean, I mean now you're not but like you, you were Right.
Somebody obviously trying to real good whiff of Gary on his
way in here. Isn't that right?
Gary? The Shroomish yep.
He's got those fumes to make. You see weird things like
jackets on professors. I guess I don't know.
I don't maybe just maybe it's just the glow.
The halo around. You looks like it's draped all
over you. Yeah.
Oh, hey Lo The Shining Light. That always Emma.
He just called you an angel that's Barbie your Curtis.
You said a lot of kiss-ass things in the last fifteen fifty
nine weeks. But I'm willing to bet that was
the kissy. A seest thing.
Thing you've ever said you called him.
An angel? Will you apply this?
Right, he's the light of my halo.
What? And on that note, the other
member of our classroom, you all know him.
You all love to hate him. It's our trainer and training
Corbin say load everybody. Hey I don't know.
Hi nobody hates me. Nobody hates me.
I have not received dirt one. I haven't received one negative
comment from any of my fellow peers, absolutely deplorable.
Not one like you don't even care about Pokemon.
I don't know what you're talking about.
The one that killed a squirrel. That was mr.
Curtis. Okay, why are you?
Yeah, yeah, I remember somebody killed a Beedrill.
What is my did not know. Nobody killed.
Abby. Drill, that didn't happen.
I don't remember anything there. What happened there?
I don't know somebody sprayed a Beedrill with pesticide or
something. I don't remember somebody.
I don't you mean, it wasn't me. It wasn't me.
Hey fellow students, check the record, check check the Beedrill
lesson. I didn't do that.
Right? I would never do that.
That doesn't sound like something I would do, right?
Right, I don't think I did that. I think it isn't that.
I don't think I know that I wouldn't say.
This is just the part of the, the stage of this is a stage of
grief. All right.
Let's see. All right.
Well, Corbin's collecting himself.
Does anybody remember what Pokemon we're going to be
talking about today? Do we say Houndoom?
A Houndoom? That's what it is.
It's the evolved form of Growlithe, right?
And then Houndoom. No, I can understand how you
would be confused because they cause you know, it's kind of
like they kind of look, very slow.
Know. Yeah.
And I'm 10 years old. You see, you see this Pokemon?
You think to myself? I'm doomed.
Yeah, I'm looking around like Growlithe in your.
I'm improved from this Hound. Yeah, Hound it sounds.
So it's not it's not Houndoom. Is a.
Is that confirmed? No it is in fact a Legendary
Pokémon Moltres. Wait Growlithe evolves into
Moltres, that's no use to me notnot that legendary Pokemon.
Oh it's definitely, it's definitely Dragonite.
Then it'll Curtis think, think think smartly here.
Okay. What is what does Growlithe?
It's a pupper Pokemon. It is on four legs.
That is quadrupedal. Okay.
So it's going to evolve into another quadrupedal.
Fire type and death. Gotta tell ya it says no it's
ground on the legendary. Pokemon ante from The Johto
region called it. Got it?
No. It's the iconic.
Instead of all, isn't the Deoxys alien from space?
It's somehow evolved crowd. Whoops of Melville's that.
No, no Cheerios. All those, all this Pokemon you
just named are fake legendaries, they are real legendaries.
All right. What the Pokémon were talking
about today is the only real quote unquote, legendary
Pokemon. That's right?
It's Arcanine, oh Oh okay. So if I were to follow to put
fire to put one of these guys, if I will put an Arcanine in a
room with a Mew 2 or mu, you mean to tell me that Arcanine
would beat it. Well, I'm not saying that I mean
like just single-handedly you just because the Pokemons
legendary doesn't mean that you know it could, you know, defeat
all other Pokémon. I think that's exactly what it
means, you know. Okay, I'm sorry.
It's like, where did you get your?
It there a professor Corbin right here, I'm wearing a tag.
Look at my shirt. Look at that.
Let's attack right there. Oh no, he's wearing a lab coat.
Where'd you get that lab coat? I've had it since the since the
start of class. You didn't notice it.
I forgot to do syllabus. I said, it's a one of the
required materials is a lab coat.
Yeah, I've worn in every class. If you guys just don't notice
this, I really don't look at people.
I mostly, you know, looking at the Pokédex and looking at the
the, the Whiteboard this whole time.
So, oh, do you guys like? We got a new white but white
board installed. I was using a chalk board
before, but now at some point, yeah, I will be honest.
I have never seen you use that board.
I use it. I'm all the time.
I draw a diagram, I write equations.
I've nope, I draw. I draw.
I draw a happy picture on there. Every morning to improve
everybody's day. But strangely enough before I
come into class, it's gone. Yeah I erase that shit at the
second, I get it. Well that's really, really
that's okay. But that I look at it, I don't
want, you know I don't want I don't want any, I don't want
any. Will students to listen to this
to think that we don't cherish artwork from other students?
Okay, we have fact, we still we're still waiting on more, we
want more artwork, we Creations, We crave it, please desire it.
Send it to our. Wait, what we have again, what's
her? So, no, I don't think it would
be as good as my artwork, but, I mean, you know, we're wasting
time here. If you can, you want to hear how
to send us artwork? You can listen to the end of the
lesson which was where I will talk about ways to contact me
and my other in class students. If you would like but not now
going to leave them hanging about Arcanine.
Alright, we are now I would normally take out my Poké ball
and throw it and show you guys, you know, the Pokémon that were
talking about today. But instead today, I've actually
borrowed and Arcanine from the, the police station down the road
and a nice Officer Jenny was was kind enough to lend us her
Arcanine so a mr. Curtis, can you please open the
door me? You want me to go?
Okay, yeah, I'll check that you remember.
Curtis, that's going to be you but all right.
All right, here I go. Okay, all right, you just lot
bigger than I thought it would be.
That's yeah, there's looking, they're very large.
Now Growlithe, the was, I, mean, crowd, could like sit in your
lap, right? It was a very small kind of, I
don't want that. No offense, no offense Arcanine,
but I don't want you to sit in my lap.
You're a big. You're big honkin, beautiful
pepper. And I don't want that.
I don't want to I don't want my lap to fall asleep.
I think we can. All agree.
That Arcanine is not a lap Pokémon there.
It will not fit in your lap. No, it's a ride Pokemon.
I want to write it. Can I ride it Professor?
You can't ride this thing. They are they are known for
being for being written. They are they've been used in
battles and they've been used to win to conquer entire countries.
In fact. Wait, what?
Yes, yeah. Well I guess these are legends.
So I guess technically they're not confirmed but, you know,
it's Legend. There's lots of Legends about
these Pokemon and you know, one of the main things is that The
ark nines movements are gorgeous and beautiful and awe-inspiring.
And it's why they've been the main focus of so many you know
Legends and stories from the only.
It is beautiful. That's a big and be its fuzzy to
is that very fuzzy. Everybody has like a man and
like a really fuzzy tail. Now this Arcanine in fact so the
reason that the officer Tony Hughes has this Arcanine is to
sniff out drugs. So yeah, as a very, very very
good nose. I think if you'll recall
Growlithe also had a very good nose.
That's good. Yeah.
Wait, what is it? Father is.
No, I feel like it's catching a scent real quick.
Why isn't jumping around the room?
Nope, not my laps. It's not.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What what is this thing doing? What is it?
Doing argonite? Hey, that's mine.
Hey! Hey, no, Curtis, I think you got
something in your bag now, mr. Curtis, what do you have?
That bag. He's Got Drugs, it's a
drug-sniffing. Barbera is something.
All right, I'm on the, on the count of three lakh MBA, you
don't show us in the count of three.
I will give Arcanine the command to to flamethrower and Destroy
whatever. Oh no no no, why not sleeping or
open a bag, he's going to jail, Professor two and a half.
All right. Okay, all right, all right, come
on, come on out, come on, out here.
Wait, wait is that Gary did? Scary.
The Shroomish, it's scary. Yeah.
Pack it up. Arsenide false alarm.
I'm sorry. Damn it, Gary.
Gary said he wanted to come home with me this weekend.
You know, we've been starting a new tabletop role-playing game,
okay? We're running an office building
and, you know, pushing papers that sounds fucking boring.
But, you know, filing taxes. And, you know, Punching in
expense reports and you like that Gary that's carry you,
that's your that's your jam, huh, Gary.
Okay. Yeah.
If you say you like it, that's, you know, whatever, whatever
buddy. But, but, but he doesn't want,
listen. This is, we have to keep this
within the class. OK, Gary.
And I don't want it to just get now.
I wouldn't want anybody to know that in my off time.
I play a tabletop role-playing game.
That's main focus is office work.
That's what the nerdiest thing about.
Value mr. Curtis and all of our virtual
students just heard that you do that in your spare time.
How do you feel? You're so embarrassed, you're so
embarrassed, ha ha. I'm so I'm so mad at this
Arcanine, what why'd you have to why'd?
You have does its job and Gary respectfully kind of fucking
stinks so thought it was drugs. Mr. Curtis, he's really sorry.
Look at him. Look, he's, he's, he's sitting
down. Put his paw if you want you to
shake it. Do a shake.
Shake the baby. Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm so old He's rolling over up that Bell so we big boy look.
Even carries, getting in there. Get in there Gary.
There Gary. Right.
Careful your fuse, buddy. Okay.
All right. Gary back in my that's enough.
Gary settled a little bit, your I see, I see a little, I see
some fumes billowing out of your little body there.
So, let's ease up. This is what we don't bring Gary
into enclosed spaces. I know he could poison us or
paralyze us or they couldn't Gary.
Back in the bag. Back in the backyard.
All right, all right. Arcanine, thank you very much.
You did an excellent job. You were great for my classroom.
Now please, if you would return to your officer, I'm sure she
could definitely use you in her investigations on.
Oh, what do officer Jenny's do? I don't know cases.
I don't know. Okay, throw ya cases and
patrols. Yeah, yeah.
Go sniff some real drugs and not stinky posts.
You can just shut the door on your way out, damn it.
How is it supposed to shut the door?
Doesn't have hands? It has hips.
Like, give it like a wait. Hold on.
That's Perry.
Walking past the hallway. Perry, can you shut the door of
the Ark and not? He didn't listen either?
What is with these fucking Pokémon, all right.
I'm closing it and well Perry Perry you have those big pink,
your Puffs on. So he does do that.
I couldn't hear you. He does.
Like to think he likes to be in the zone and listen to his
Tunes. Well actually those are
mandatory in the hallways now. That's right.
Oh yeah, since since we have that loose Jigglypuff?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah put everybody to sleep but it did save our asses when that
primate book came out to play. I'll tell you yeah but the
jiggly the good Jigglypuff giveth and the good Jigglypuff
taketh away. So what do we name her again?
What was her name? Oh shit Shack Shakira Mack.
Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah instead of that, how about
we talk about Arcanine, you know, the reason that hey hey so
I'm gonna go ahead and start reading Pokedex entries.
Wish you would I wish I went to all right.
Starting the command. I love Pokedex entries.
Can't get enough of them. Alright, so starting in the
Kanto region, the first one says, a Pokemon that has been
admired since the past for its beauty it runs a jaleigh as if
on wings. Oh it flies that's cool it seems
as though as though it's flies but it just is just moving real
smooth. Like that's right.
I'm so it's a graceful, it's a big, it's a big pupper but it is
Grace. You'll know it's that one's got
a smooth ride. Let me tell you.
Nice, nice. All right, this next one, this
is next one's interesting. A legendary Pokemon in China.
Many people are Charmed by its grace and beauty while running
wow Chyna. Yeah, China China.
I feel like we've heard about this China region before.
They don't think we I don't think we have all the we've
talked about Charlie, talk about India.
I'm sorry, I don't know. Is it a near Universal?
Isn't where's? We're shy.
See, I'm not, I'm not the geography or geology one of the
two. I don't know which ones which
the professor, so I don't know where it is on a map, but
apparently they have, they love our canines over there.
Yeah, I don't know if that's fair for but I really see it
too. We're going to hear about it a
lot more because the next one, says, a Pokemon whose beauty is
legendary in China. It is said to run gracefully and
lightly as if it were flying Oh yeah.
So it's cute. It's beauty is legendary in
China. But nowhere else.
Yeah, nowhere else notnot legendary at all in China.
They're like all tripping over themselves.
We like oh my God, it's so amazing.
And then but every other region they're like oh it's our clean.
Cool. It's a big it's a big Growlithe,
that's cool. I guess.
Yeah I mean like I mean I like oh I remember I remember it was
Japan because we talked about How gold gold?
Ugh. Looks like a Kappa Kappa.
Yes, yeah, I remember that. Yeah, we've talked to talk about
India. Remember because that is
apparently a riot. You can kill an Indian Elephant,
whatever that is. I don't know what an elephant
is, and I never heard of India before.
So, is that, it's the elephant, is the Indian elephant
registered in the Pokédex. I don't understand.
Maybe. And, and a gold duck.
Looks like a Japanese Kappa which also isn't in the Pokédex.
These are just words people. Just making shit up.
I think all these people are smoking.
Shroomish, not of Arcanine has anything to say about it.
That's right. That's true.
All right, let's move on to the Johto region where they never
talk about China. I'm kidding because the first
one says this legendary Chinese Pokemon is considered.
Magnificent. Many people are enchanted by its
Grand main. I was enchanted to, I'm not
going to lie, it's just so mummy.
It is, you know what it's beautiful.
The problem is, Like, if you really want to take care of your
Arcane, you have to like brush that thing every single day or
else is going to get tangled and matted and just going to be
nasty. And then that's probably
Arcanine angry. And you just don't want that.
Oh, yeah. You gotta wash that thing.
Otherwise it's gonna have poop all up in it.
It's going to be about time. How's it gonna get pooping?
It's man. Oh, I'm sorry about the back
part, the fluffy white fur near its but he's its tail.
Well yeah, like I mean not like the tail itself but like around
the tail like where the archives but Cheeks are like you you know
it's so fluffy, you know, it's going to get some poop.
Yeah, you know what? You're right, you're right.
You know, it is I thought like a Persian who like, you know,
licks that looks all that nastiness right off.
This is, I love this conversation.
Can I tell you? I love it.
It's great. This is great.
This is why, this is why students tune in to this, to
this, to this, to this lesson, they want to hear about Pokemon,
licking fecal, matter off of their fur.
This is, I just like this, he was with this classes at its
best. I just like to take this
opportunity, Tito remind all my students.
I know please. Make sure all your attention is
focused on the lesson and don't be like, you know, eating
anything during these last, yes. Also please be sure to rate US
on flap whole podcast and tell us how much you love learning
about C'Mon fecal matter on first typically this part if you
could. All right, moving on into the
next Century it says it's magnificent bark conveys, a
sense of majesty. Hold on.
Anyone hearing it can't help but grovel before it, what the fuck,
maybe like a, it's like a, it's like it's their Enchanted or
it's like hypnotized. When Arcanine barks, I mean, it
is a very legendary Pokemon, so I get it.
Now are can I didn't bark when when he was in here?
But what are you guys? What do you guys think?
It sounds like Like that. Now try again, try one more
time. Oh, like that.
Oh wow. That's a good bark.
But I think it sounds a little bit more like this.
That's not very imposing. That's yeah.
No, it's not, that's not it. If you heard that like I start
laughing a probably Shivers. Yeah, shivers down your spine.
I'm in fact, I'm getting Goosebumps just listening to
myself. Did somebody drop a ping-pong
ball? What's that I know, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what about you?
What are you Professor? What you think it sounds like
Oh, look a choir, little boys. Okay.
Yeah, I think I think it just
kind of like that a little bit more rough because I can't quite
get that gravel in my life. It's like a choir of husky voice
to children. They yeah, like the Husky is
children. You can buy.
So like you, you Corbett wait, did you just call me a husky
child or a husky voice to child? Your husky choirboy?
Excuse me, that's offensive. I see how high his voice got
there. I know he's a tenor, enjoy that
can Corvin cuz you won't be. To do that for much longer.
Sorry. My voice is my voice is cracked.
I'm a like most children. My voice gets higher with age.
So by the time I'm 20, I'm going to sound like like the cartoon
character. It's a real Benjamin buttons
disease but only for his voice. Yeah, it's only for my voice.
When I was, when I was a baby, I literally came out like hello
Mother. Okay.
But here's the thing. Okay, wait.
Corporate as people get as well, get older than voices.
Don't get deeper and deeper and deeper.
It gets deeper once. Okay, well, you know what?
But whatever. Yeah, you're right.
Listen, I'm a Pokemon biologist. Not Human by all.
Just wait. While I know korben korben is a
special boy. All right.
You also has a special boy, Arcanine.
Oh, hey, wow. What a excellent segue into
talking about these Pokedex entries.
The last one here for Johto says, an ancient picture.
Scroll shows that people were attracted to its movement as it
ran through prairies. Yeah, that was cool.
Like, so, And somebody says, like a like a Pidgeot can fly
majestically, right? I can be like, okay, yeah, I can
pass but our I see. Sorry it was the organized for.
Oh, okay. Yeah, you might have a small
Arrow allergy. That's fine.
Some people do, do you rub your face into it?
I can't remember a little bit. I'm not gonna lie.
I did I did pull the Gary and I did bury my face into its into
its fur. Oh geez.
Yeah, paying for it now. I guess she'll be a little bit
sniffly for the rest of the episode.
Lesson pure. So okay as I was saying I can't
I can imagine a like a bird Pokemon flying majestically,
right? Let's thing flies majestically,
you can kind of like picture that but I can't I can't really
picture something running majestically.
Like I can't really see that. Well you haven't seen me run
then I have seen you run and it's very it's very awkward and
lanky or it's like you're not quite used to the length of your
arms yet. They do, they do drag along the
ground when I walk like a like a, like a barbarian.
They do. Yeah.
Sometimes the sometimes you're like, you know what, I'm just
going to use my hands to walk and you'll, I'm not gonna lie.
I do kind of my parents were very concerned because they're
like, oh my God, we gave birth to a neanderthal.
I think that's one of the reasons why my dad left.
That's right. Good Lord.
Listen those of you listening at home, if you could see the just
the guns on Corbin, it is on this.
On this 10 year old boy those guns there.
Yep. Yep it's awkward.
Turtle. I toned is voice gets higher.
My arms are long. I'm pretty sure I'm just a
Pokémon too. I don't know, maybe some Pokemon
can speak English. Hey, has been documented.
All right, let's move on to the Hoenn region.
The first one here, says that Arcanine is known for its high
speed is said to be capable of running over a 6,200 miles in a
single day. Night.
Wow yeah. Oh my God.
What some long way to go and a short time to get there?
The entry finishes with the fire.
The blazes wildly within this Pokemons body is its source of
power. All right, look, okay, listen.
So, when we talk about Growlithe, we didn't mention
anything about fire yet. It is a fire-type.
But finally, for Arcanine, we understand why it can breathe
fire Wyatt, you know, is considered a Fire type is
because it has fire in its gut. Yes.
Has his flame Building inside of it that uses as a source of
fuel. That's cool.
Yeah, I like it. It's like a, it's like a, it's
like an old Generator, was gonna say a train.
Sure like a coal train, like a coal fueled, train chicka,
chicka, chicka chicka, chicka chicka, you know, that's right.
If I had an Arcane, I think I call it Chugga.
Well you don't have one so that sucks.
Now care. Don't rub it in.
Sorry, my house. Growlithe.
All right, maybe I love all of it.
Oh my God. How's our boy doing?
How it was? Probably never.
Again, it was a, it was a, it was a guppy.
That's right. It was on his collar.
I was gonna be. Yeah, he's doing great.
He did just get fixed. You should always do that for
you or for your Growlithe. Okay.
He is, he is a little bit rough. Where's the way right now?
But he's getting better. He's getting better.
Good, good good. Alright, the last one here, for
the Hoenn region says a Pokemon that was Grant way.
I think I've already read this one is their Only one for ho in
this time. That's it.
Well damn, come on. Okay, let's move on to the
center region, then it's proud. And Regal appearance has
captured the hearts of people since long ago.
All right. Okay.
Yeah. I mean we knew that already.
Yeah. Great stuff.
Yeah.
And that's it for this little region, you know, I really
thought they would be because this is a like quote-unquote
legendary Pokemon. I really thought, there'd be
more information on it. Yeah well alright Nothing free
in the from you Nova. Nothing from Kalos.
Let's move on to the Aloha region and where they say
overflowing with beauty and Majesty.
This strong Pokemon appears in ancient Eastern folklore.
All right. Okay, so China is Eastern.
All right, on the east side, holding it all together.
Now we're, it is in everything east of us.
Okay. You start.
Well, east of a Lola. Where is a Lola in regards?
To us. Is it pretty far, not gonna lie?
I think it's on the other side of the planet.
Okay. Well then, is it Easter west of
us? I don't, it's somewhere.
It's out me. Big.
Great blue ocean. I need to, I need to get a
globe. You need a globe, you need to
get a clue. 200k, was that was, that was a bit mean, how
aggressive are? All right?
He says, the fire burning inside its body serves as the energy to
fuel it. Wait the fire burning Silas body
serves as the energy to fuel it, as it runs great distances.
It appears in many Legends well, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know, we get it.
That's why it's called the legendary Pokemon.
Not because of its power level because Pokemon of Legend, it's
a Pokemon of Legend. That's why it's called the
legendary Pokémon in the Pokédex even though it's not it.
It's called The Legendary Pokemon but it's not the
categorized as a legendary Pokémon.
Like I'm all Tracer is Aptos or not a coup do but it's not like
legendary. Is that type right?
How do you guide? But, you know, classify
something. As it's not an egg group either,
it's not like, what was the legend?
A legendary is a Pokemon that there's only one left off.
It's that it doesn't. It doesn't have any more of its
kind, so it actually might be better to use the whole egg
group classing because it would be something that doesn't have
it. Okay?
But there are other Pokemon that don't have egg groups that
aren't legendary, right? Maybe.
But I think, I don't think legendary Pokemon can reproduce
I guess so because if they made another one, right then there
would be more of them. There would be like 30,000
Zapdos. Has there's not, there's only
one. Well now there are multiple
Zapdos has there are that's true.
Some of them there. There's multiple.
So so K. So that means nothing.
There are exceptions to the rule, I guess, Dan, okay, the
next one here, this and then and then you do have manaphy right
hand. Can't man if he buried, I,
honestly, I have no idea what listen, we'll get there when we
get there. We'll talk about, man, if you
when the time comes right. Now, we're talking about
Arcanine, which is the legendary Pokémon.
Okay. Yes, Dee Dee legendary folk.
Yes, all right. Yes.
The was a capital D. Nope, th e the, the legendary
Pokemon kurdi. Legendary Pokemon, the the, by
the, to hear the legendary Pokemon gang.
Great stuff. Okay buddy.
This is the hey, I'm glad we're wasting everybody's time with
this. All right, so the next one says
Legend. Tell of its fighting.
That's what it says Legends tell of its fighting alongside a
general and conquering a whole country.
Okay. What does that was tree?
Which general what's going on here?
Is this China did this? This Arcanine help capture the
land of China. One can only assume I don't
know. Again, this isn't a history
lesson so I can't tell you like, you know, the history of Pokemon
fighting alongside humans and Wars because I no, that's a
whole that's a whole other class, man.
But like, it definitely happens though.
I mean, one of our Gym Leaders here, you know Lieutenant,
surge, you know, was a lieutenant.
He was in the middle. Yeah.
He was here right here.
He talked about the war many years ago.
A lot of people died. Lot of Pokémon really bad.
Mostly Pokemon. In fact, humans never didn't
really even they cower at the sidelines.
I didn't really do much lazy gets get in there.
No, no. We're wait got wait are we the
disease what? We're the disease to humans or
the disease? We talking about?
Yeah. You're too young.
You're too young to understand what and in time in time Corbin
young Corbin. What does that mean?
What is it? Any of this mean?
Are you trying to tell me you walk when you walk to the
library on your calloused hands because you there so long and
you read a book and you'll be like, oh my goodness, I
understood the dance, we are the disease.
He's 0, where the reason that the Pokémon are killing each
other, is that what you're trying to say with a reason for
the season? Okay, no mr.
Curtis know. This isn't the holiday.
He doesn't shut up. Get it either.
This is one day, one day you'll get it.
You'll understand. I think I already got it.
Humans are the source of many evil atrocities around the
world, not the Pokemon. This is getting deep and I'm not
liking the way. I'm feeling right now.
Okay. All right.
You know what? Let's let's have a palate
cleanser. I will, you know, I'll read a
pokedex entry. How about that?
That sounds like a good idea.
She do that. Hey, hit me up with that.
All right, this is the last one for the from the Aloha region
and it is the last Regional talking.
Okay. Okay.
There are so many old tales about them that they're called
legendary Pokemon. How many are there enough for it
to be called legendary Pokemon? But there are way more of them
than you'd expect. Cool.
Yeah, I feel that folks. I'm sorry, was that it was that
a pokedex entry or did a child, right?
That You know, when it comes to oh Lola, it's really 50/50 on
whether or not a child wrote, it it's really it's really just a
gamble whether or not a professor wrote it or like a,
manky just picked up a pencil and just wrote something.
Yeah, like a child, broke into the Pokédex servers and wrote
down is like, I like Arcanine there, a cool fun Pokemon,
there's many legends about it, but you are, there's so many
more than you would expect like this many.
Like this big shows with its hands.
This big, this many Legends, you have to assume that the kid was
like you know, gesturing with their hands but we don't see
that now we don't. All right, let's move on to the
unique Pokedex entries. There's two here and they both
come from ashes Pokédex. The first one says, Arcanine a
legendary Pokemon. The evolved form of Growlithe
Arcanine is known for its bravery and fierce loyalty.
Oh yeah, well, if evolves into Arcanine through its use of a
firestone, a firestone, where do you get that?
Do you mind that from fire or something?
Or like a volcano? Now you give them at the
supermarket. What would you just give me
this? What?
Like a like a carton. Like a carton of eggs or milk?
I would think I would strongly suggest you get lab and made
firestone's and and don't go for the, you know, like natural
ones. Everybody saw a natural ones are
like way better, but the lab made are just as good if not
better. Because you know, they can be
formed in the lab and you have a lot more control there and
they're just cheaper and they work just as well.
So so get make get lab made firestone's and for with ones
that we find in the wild they just dies.
There's not as good. They don't think their their
rating isn't as strong. What's going to happen if I give
it to a Growlithe to the turn. It's going to turn into like
this disfigured, Arcanine or something.
Now it's going to be it's just an arc 9 that's even smaller
than the Growlithe. Oh, that's great.
Lovely. I've got, you know what I want
that that's know what? Yeah, a miniaturized Arcanine.
Oh yeah, but it packs. It packs twice as much punch.
Holy crap. Oh man, Yak, is it still has the
same amount of fire? It's just more like, you know,
you know condensed. But you can't write it.
You need to, you have to like, yeah, I have to have one on each
foot likes kiss, traffic to your strap.
The strap to like, miniaturize, Arcanine to your feet?
Okay, I do it. The last one here says Says,
Arkin is again. International Pokedex, it says,
okay barking of Ash, the legendary Pokemon Arcanine runs
so smoothly. It appears to be flying and is
known for its Majestic cry. Yeah, so Majestic, I guess it
goes back to the roar that makes people tremble or whatever,
grovel, grovel grovel, excuse me.
Yeah. It's the fashion you here.
And the person or with goes, wait, listen.
That's the Majestic Cry of an Arcanine.
It's beautiful. Really get on your knees.
Everyone get off of me. Who's stopping?
You have to bow you just have to.
Okay. So let's go ahead and read.
Read a unsourced uncredited article, unless I don't know
unless somebody decided to come here to class with with an S
accessory. Go to read it.
I didn't I didn't write one sorry I was busy this week
yesterday. Let's expand one.
Okay, I'll start. I'll start.
I'll go ahead and start reading Professor know, professors me.
Mia got yes. All right, Curtis mr.
Curtis, yes. Yes, you have a question.
It's oh, thank you. Thank you, Professor.
Yes, I have. I have some reader really.
Do you want to read? Do you have, okay?
You have a summary of Arcane. Wow, what are the odds?
No, I mean, I just, I felt compelled after, you know,
meeting gummy last week but like I didn't know Arcanine was going
to turn on me like that. But like, I mean, I already
wrote it. So, I might as well present.
Sorry. He was very apologetic.
He didn't turn on you. He was just doing his job.
He was sniffing for drugs. I mean, he just It gave Gary a
heart attack, and can I forgive that?
I hear, he's fine. Yeah.
Gary's pretty robust. That's right.
Okay, here we go. Arcanine is a nice.
Big strong, popper, boy, the deviants among you may recognize
him by his characteristic, orange and black, striped,
coloring weight. And his big fluffy cream,
colored head, chest tail and stalking.
You said this deviance, the deviants among wait?
Maybe. Why?
Why why do you think deviants? What.
That's right. Anyone who's had the displeasure
of meeting the business end of an.
Are you okay? As in from, from an officer
Jeremy. Right.
Okay. I understand.
Okay, of course, of course, unfortunately, for this Brave
and loyal boy, he's in inferior fired.
Oh, okay. That what that being said, he
can run real good, he's known to go. 200 miles in 24 hours,
that's true. All while all might, I add while
not messing up, his hair is beautiful the whole time when
not seen as a faithful. Companion to our boys and view
halloo. Okay, our boys in blue.
They can be found within the champion.
Oh yeah, boys and blue law enforcement.
Oh fish, but the champion before red.
Okay, that's right. They can be found living in
prairies wonderfully, caring for their young.
All in all. It's a good-looking loyal boy
for anyone. Not cool enough to have a
bug-type. Okay, you know what?
You didn't have to make a snide remark about your stupid bug
type Pokemon at the end there buddy.
And what do you mean inferior? Why is it inferior fire type, or
is it just fire types in general?
Are inferior? Is that what you mean by all?
All fire types are inferior to bug.
Are you? Reyes, they're literally good
against bugs and Arcanine could wipe out your whole house and
all of your stupid spinner acts mr.
Curtis, I will say, you can never get rid of all the mr.
Curtis a spinner X. This is ready to try it.
When you've tried all be one death and will be one day.
This Abominations will meet their fiery end.
But yeah, it's not. You really got to take them all
out at once or they're just going to keep reproducing.
Yep. Didn't the night Queen will
never allow. Okay.
Hey that wasn't. That was a great.
You know what? That was a little ominous for
some reason. Job unnecessarily threw some
shade onto the fire types in general but you know, you did a
great job really kind of took what the Pokedex is gave you and
kind of tried to write as much as you could about it and and I
respect that. Yeah.
You did. You know what?
Good work. I was a professor might did you
did you say you respect me? Okay.
I said I respect that. You, you know, wrote that?
Oh, Professor. It means so much to me,
Professor. Okay, settle down.
He doesn't like it that much settle down, buddy.
Yeah, calm down. That's all I have now telling
everyone and we'll ask them what your next essay if you could
just provide a little bit more of the physiology of the ah,
yeah. Okay.
A little bit more, I know because you didn't mention that
it was orange and has a nice man.
But, you know, stuff about Curtis, it's like, you know how
many teeth it has what has ears look like.
Like yeah. Yeah.
How big its paws are. How long are its claws?
You know we're gonna do this team.
How big is? Its heart.
Yeah. Two sizes too small.
Okay, so, excellent job though. Full marks Corbin.
I'll be looking out for your next essay whenever you're
excited to about a Pokemon enough that you want to.
Right now. I'll keep that in mind if I'm
not too busy to do one. Yeah, I mean your ten-year-old
what could you possibly be doing stuff, right?
What's it to you? What do you think Gus?
I hang out with my friends, I I go to the mall, I go to the
Saffron City departments and like the, the mall Department
area, Saffron City Department, you know, the several team
department store. The Central City department
store was forcibly made into the mall, you know I hang out there,
I get you have trouble out back I hang out with oh yeah such
girl who met the girl who mimics people on the western side of
the city? I hang out with you should hang
out with your clearly. He's not going out with my
buddy. Has been dead for ten years.
Dun dun, dun whose house. I've been going to.
You're talking to a ghost. Corbin told me that she really
been dead. Nah, I'm just messing with you.
I don't know. I don't know what you're talking
about. Instead of talking about how
lame Corbin's life is, how about we do a pop quiz?
Oh wait. We're not done.
No, we're not done. We mean, we learned last week
about the Hisui, another version of Growlithe.
Where's the Hisui and Arcanine? Well, I will say them that that
it was very unkind, it was not normal of the way that we found
those those articles. Right?
Unorthodox if you will those articles and honestly we don't
have there is no information here about a Hisui and Arcanine.
So I'm not saying it doesn't exist, I'm just saying that
right now. We haven't Unearthed any
knowledge of it, okay, but probably assume that's going to
be a fire, rock type. Probably maybe it's going to
maybe the the horn on its head is going to get bigger.
I don't know if you remember a city and Growlithe had a horn on
its head, it, we need to do some research.
We need to go through some files Library looked.
It was information on his suing. Growlithe, I'm just saying
somewhere buried deep in the library, the school's library.
Another Library somewhere in Saffron City.
There's got to be information about the Hisui in our care.
Maybe in like a museum somewhere.
Maybe I don't know City having Museum pewter does.
Yeah. I'm even go there.
Maybe they have something about his soui and Arcanine.
I don't know we might have to take a field trip there and find
out. Maybe maybe field trip what
sounds like to me when we talk about a rock-type Pokémon.
Maybe we'll go to Pewter well we be worried, we might well, do
not know, probably not seriously.
We haven't been on one field trips but a year That we have
been in this class and we have not had one filter.
I'm really upset over that corpsman.
You have to earn a field trip. Yeah.
And you have yet to earn a field trip.
Corbin could just go on this quiz.
Oh wow. Wow, Corbin's eager for a quiz.
I got friends to hang out with after La know, I don't know, I
don't. All right.
Everybody, go ahead and put away.
Your Pokedex has get out your Rotom laptops pens, pencil a
calculator, probably maybe, I don't know, maybe a calculator,
it might Be good, every calculator will see you here.
All right. Is everybody ready?
I'm ready. Yep.
Yeah, okay, question. Number one.
Our canines are said to come from the East what region
specifically do they come from? Both of the answers are in.
Let's go ahead and start with korben korben said, China?
Yep. That's where a good Agent.
PlayStation, PlayStation, boy. He's so, About this answer so
thrilled. That's when, you know, that
Corbin knows that he is right, yet when he starts yelling
correct. That's true.
All right, Curtis responded with China.
Only only one exclamation point so he's not stepping up.
Sure. But you're both right.
The answer is China of some kind of far, east region called
China. Yep, that maybe we've never
really talked about before. Nope, but now we have.
All right. Moving on to question.
Number two. All right.
So this one, this one. You want to listen carefully?
Okay. All right.
I'm listening carefully assuming an arc 9 is travelling at a
constant speed, all day and night.
Tell me how fast it is going in miles per hour and it's
traveling at it's okay. Trihard, its maximum distance.
Okay. Both the answers are in is one
of those rare times where I get the answer from Curtis before I
get the answer from Corbin but I'm still gonna read Corbin's
first. Okay.
All right. Corbin said 250 8.3 mph.
Is that right? I don't know.
Let's let's let's take a look at what.
Mr. Curtis says mr. Curtis says 258 .33 miles per
hour is the speed at goes, ah, come on.
So it is now it is a repeating three.
It is it is but this is really just a test to see if I knew how
many miles I could travel in a day, which is 6200.
That's why I thought I didn't know if it was like 667
something but it's thousand two hundred and forty.
Six point seven, eight miles a day.
Well, that's, I didn't know if it was like 6200, like 42 or
something. I remember I remember being 6200
night divided that by 24. So wow.
Okay yeah. Well now we're getting a look
into the mind of Corvette. That's right.
All right. This next one.
This next question was that was the correct?
Yeah. Yeah you bet you guys got it
right? Sorry yes hell yeah okay this
next one pretty fast in our kid. I could travel 250, 8.3 miles an
hour that's fast. Yeah I was gonna look up you
know some things for 24 hours yes I was gonna look up some
things that you know like travel that that speed but I forgot but
that's that's two hundred fifty eight point three miles per hour
if it travels not if it travels at the same pace for 24 hours
straight, well I knew it It's I feel like it's not going to do
that, so that means it could go slower, but it also could go
faster than you 88. Well, it killed, that's what
could go, right. It can't go any slower than
that. It's it's it's it's wholly
speeds are 0 and 2 50.3. There's no in-betweens.
No between, it doesn't go. Any other speed trying to walk
your Arcanine at night? Nope, good luck.
Yes, I could buy that arm. Yep.
Okay. Question number three, again,
pay attention to this one. I've been throwing what?
It's kind of like a scenario. Okay.
All right, you see a group of people in front of an Arcanine,
they are all on their hands and knees praying to the Arcanine
giving it gifts. What can you assume that the
Arcanine has just done? Okay, both of the answers are in
Corbin responded with the Arcanine.
Is just let out a roar which causes people to Revere it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe we'll see what mr.
Chris says he says it just gave them a good old taste.
If it's amazingly Majestic bark. So yes, the answer the the exact
answer is a bark majestically, okay?
But I will say, I will say, I'll give a roar accounts Roar
because what is a roar, if not a majestic bark, right?
You know what? That's that's, I like that
quote. Put that by your professor.
I think that was a very Equitable answer or decision.
You made there, we're giving it to you anyways.
Mr. Carville. So cool.
You don't need to grovel before me.
Yeah. Stop being a grotto.
Okay. Yeah, you Gretel.
All right, the last question here, says what allows Arcanine
to move as quickly and elegantly as it does.
All right, both of the answers are in Corbin responded with the
fire burning in. Inside of its body with an
exclamation point. That's how you know, he knows.
He's right. That's right, that's right.
Curtis says the blazing fire within this Pokemon?
Gives it the power. It needs period.
Did you? What it does?
' yeah. That was implied buddy and just
to make sure I was getting the point ' after does for some
reason. Yes, yes you guys are both
right. There is a fire now.
I don't know if there's a literal fire or if it's like a
metaphorical fire. Yeah like a passion like a
passion to Drive to be better. I mean, considering it can shoot
fire outside of its mouth. I would have to assume that is a
literal fire. That I think it's a literal
generating literally generating fire in its body.
Yeah, probably. All right, he has a great today.
That is a full 100 prefer bad. A boy Curtis.
I'll make sure to add this to the grading chart which I am
definitely keeping up with and I have not completely forgotten
about until this moment. Yep.
But yeah, great job. So that does it for today's
lesson. Anon Arcanine does anybody know
who were going to be talking about Wiggly?
Well, surskit, we already did Wigglytuff.
You did. That was freaky.
I know, right? It does almost that was really
forgettable. I don't remember that.
Yeah, we also did a clefable, which is pretty forgettable.
Oh boy, um, Mudkip Mudkip know, you're on the right.
Track is watertight low 10:00. There's a lot of them, so I know
that's not really going to help you.
There's no way is a Poliwag, right?
It's a Poliwag. Yeah.
Yes. What are the odds out of all the
water Pokemon. That was it?
I know. Well, I mean, I've I knew how
many water Pokémon there were. I would tell you but I do, but
yeah, but yeah, I know. I know.
Poliwag is everybody's favorite Pokemon.
They probably know everything there is to know about Poliwag.
Already I told, but we're still going to talk about Poliwag.
Anyways. But yeah.
So until next, First lesson, if you want to get in touch with
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begging. You, please listen to every
lesson, please. Come to my birthday party.
I need you to review the, the professor Jacobs class.
Everybody gets a cookie party and I need you to send this
artwork because you get extra points.
If you send artwork, yes, you can.
But yeah, just do those few things and you'll be in my good
graces, I promise. Look at this.
Poor skinny emaciated Corbin
with his big Burly arm. You can solve.
You can solve all his problems. Carbon look, sad.
Look, sad Corbin. Oh, you can solve his problems.
You can prevent his wildfires by by reviewing the class so he can
get his cookie party. Please.
That's all. I ask and send us artwork
because I loved the last persons artwork.
It was great. It was awesome.
We have it hanging up in class. We've all the artwork hanging up
in class. It's just whatever laminated it.
It's just what it's just one piece aren't put it on the
fridge in the Classroom have a fridge.
I know, but I do purse. That's just the wall and just
the wall. It's a wall that you wrote
fridge on. Why did you bring fridge on that
wall Jesus? Okay.
All right, all right, We're Goin.
This list is going on as because God loved her long enough.
All right I'm ending it here class.
Wait until next time class is dismissed.
Wow, Nails a professor this was a long one.
I'm not gonna lie, I got to get home and hang out with my
friends, okay? You have friends.
Friends. I don't welcome to the world of
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