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Hello there and welcome to the 
world of Pokemon. 

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My name is Professor, Jacob. 
And thank you so much for 

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joining my lecture on Pokemon 
biology. 

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Joining me here in the 
classroom. 

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Today is, of course, my 
wonderful teaching assistant, 

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mr. 
Curtis say load everybody. 

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Mr. Curtis, oh, why thank you 
Professor. 

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I am so happy to be here today. 
I I can't wait to see my boy 

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Perry. 
Again, just really bring it 

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home. 
This tell I mean he's the he's 

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the guidance counselor right? 
I don't think he needs a 

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hopefully he's busy he's there 
he's got a full Perry the 

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society because a full roster of
work today, look he's starting 

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his job look. 
Okay, last week was training 

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this week. 
He's I know this because I take 

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him to school every day in my 
basket. 

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My bike. 
So today, this is he starting. 

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He's starting this week, man. 
If he starting this, I would be 

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excused. 
To draw. 

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Well, he's already, he's all of 
his appointments already booked.

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I've tried so many times to 
just, you know, I feel like 

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Perry really gets me and he 
won't all of those. 

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All of those are Corbin by 
those. 

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Yeah. 
I mean, I'm going through a lot 

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of problems at home. 
I mean I guess if Barry thinks 

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you need the extra tension, 
that's fine. 

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I just I just wanted I just know
I think I need it because I 

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don't have a dad. 
You do have a dad. 

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Everybody has a dad for me. 
You just don't know who he is. 

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I've never Seen him before but 
this is the young lad fellow 

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here that you're hearing is of 
course our trainer and training 

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Corbin the student in classroom.
So go ahead and say get in to 

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introduce yourself. 
Formally their Corbin. 

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I want my dad. 
He never came back. 

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Hey listen, save it for all your
monopolizing of Perry's time. 

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Okay, I don't get my motions 
tended to. 

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So you don't either. 
That's not how that works. 

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Imagine going around the world 
and saying, hey, you didn't 

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receive therapy. 
I didn't receive therapy. 

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So you shouldn't either. 
That's right. 

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Like saying I had a hard life 
and therefore your life Should 

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also be hard exactly like that. 
Yeah, different at. 

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That's how that's how Persians 
live. 

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That's how a Persian world would
work. 

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That's right. 
They're awful. 

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I walked up hill to Miles both 
ways to get to school every day.

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I know you did. 
That's right. 

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Well, you're what you did today,
it's right. 

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Is it snowing? 
Because you're in school now? 

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No I didn't snow just just 
uphill both ways to in space 

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know. 
You are that in your brain. 

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Sorry. 
Is there something old? 

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People always say, is happy with
ways, you know, 10 feet of snow 

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the field of meta pods and jump 
over a client. 

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We had to bring its tail. 
I had to bring my Poké Flute 

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every day because the Snorlax 
would just fall asleep directly 

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in the path. 
Way, I could not an enemy Dro 

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would sting my body and I had to
walk all the way to class. 

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I'll beat the Beedrill sucks my 
ass every problem with be 

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drills. 
Everything else. 

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Everything else you said Rings. 
True. 

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Yeah, everything Rings true. 
There is just the betrayals know

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that if they fuck with me they 
get the web. 

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So get the web. 
They get the way around. 

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Like a real, right? 
All right. 

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Well, we're not talking about 
b0. 

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We're not talking about person. 
We're not talking about Psyduck 

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as anybody know who we are 
talking about today. 

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Oh, you said it last week, it's 
the Golden Duck, you know. 

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Okay, so it's name is gold duck.
Not Golden Duck and it's not 

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gold, duck. 
It's just gold. 

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At: Duck:, don't know. 
Now, goal duck. 

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Go doc. 
Yeah. 

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Okay, Golduck. 
Gotcha. 

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I think I still feel like you're
pronouncing the D at Gold. 

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It's either Golduck or gold. 
It's gold. 

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It's gold. 
That's what it is. 

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Sure. 
You know what? 

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That's fine. 
If And if either of you smelt 

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like that, I will take off 
points in the pop quiz. 

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I was spoiler alert. 
That Kurt is a pop quiz here 

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that all. 
Damn it. 

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I know something happened, it's 
rare, it's rare that I do them 

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but so yeah, make sure you take 
an extra extra good notes today.

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I always take good news. 
So, take exact dictations, he 

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does everything you do even when
you're not in the classroom, 

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even even when it's not me, 
who's talking, and he is writing

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down to what he says during down
with Corbin says he just read 

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the right documents the world 
around them, that's right. 

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All right, okay. 
So you guys have all seen, by 

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the way, Golduck of all is from 
Psyduck, I didn't say I was 

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worried because I thought was 
obvious but just in case Psyduck

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revolves in the goal deck, does 
anybody think we seen a gold 

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duck before their become my own 
swimming along lakes and slow 

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moving Rivers. 
I mean once I saw I saw part of 

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one most part of its tail when I
was swimming in a pond once but 

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wait, hold on. 
Let me Going to evolve Perry. 

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I don't really you know what? 
I feel like he's going to change

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as a as a being like I don't 
want to personality change if 

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you evolve on, can you, can we 
leave him alone? 

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I don't. 
Listen, I don't evolved Pokémon.

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All right, to evolve a Pokemon, 
you have to train them, and you 

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have to hang up your friend 
them, and that's just not my 

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relationship with Pokemon to me,
Pokemon are subjects to study. 

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All right, so if a Pokémon 
evolve as well, I own it, then 

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that's great. 
But I'm not gonna go out of my 

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way to evolve anybody. 
And to that point I've brought 

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with me a different Pokemons 
different goals, Chuck. 

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Oh okay. 
Okay, so it's not Perry. 

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Not Perry. 
It's not Perry know. 

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So I'm gonna go ahead, give you 
guys a look C at this Golduck, 

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this one, okay, we're leaving 
out. 

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This is a fairly safe Pokemon to
deal with good, it's good. 

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It's not gonna breathe fire. 
It's not gonna like, you know. 

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Okay, attack you for no reason 
so. 

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So let's take a look at this 
Golduck. 

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Okay, he's kind of cute. 
No, I'm just kidding. 

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I was just kidding. 
There's nothing. 

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There. 
There's nothing going on. 

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I was just, I was just teasing 
listeners at home. 

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The other students you know, 
there's nothing happening or no 

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craziness the gold on now is 
he's fine. 

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He's fine. 
There are pretty. 

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It was just a harmless joke, a 
jump-scare. 

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If you look at these guys, look,
look, you don't want to anger 

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this dude right here. 
You see the webbing here? 

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Let me, I'll hold his hand out 
and to see the webbing in, 

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between his fingers. 
You don't want that / in you. 

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You know, about can't interlock.
This, you can't interlock your 

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fingers, mr. 
Curtis, his webbing in between 

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is so you see, you can only, you
can only pancake. 

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Cake. 
That's right. 

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Holding you can't waffle. 
I pancake pancake, go Ducks all 

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the time. 
Hey, can we have waffles and 

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class? 
That I know. 

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So, okay, so tell me. 
So yes, it has webbed webbed 

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hands and also has webbed feet. 
Anything else that you notice 

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about about Golduck here, does 
he shoot web to is that he has 

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webbing in between his own eyes,
your only crime Pokemon can 

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shoot web. 
I mean, you know? 

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Yeah, when it comes to like 
webbing on And feet. 

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It's like it's like a little bit
of skin that connects the two 

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digits. 
That's to give them more surface

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area to make their swimming 
easier. 

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So you'll see that on a lot of 
different, you know, water type 

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Pokemon Pokemon spent a lot of 
time in the water. 

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Okay. 
That's a water Pokemon. 

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Do that make sense. 
Yeah and other Pokémon that 

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spend a lot of time that sounds 
the same. 

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If you wash it if you if you rub
the skin right here it feels is 

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very smooth. 
Getting very you're getting very

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attached to this Bolduc. 
Mr. Herod has you know it's 

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cursed it's almost like you're 
begging action for it to attack 

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you for some reason. 
No no I was just Golduck is so 

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well-behaved aren't you Golduck.
Don't mr. 

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Ghosn you smacked SAS. 
Did you hear that? 

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Wait who smacked? 
What know? 

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I don't know. 
I wasn't looking but I 

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definitely heard some cheeks 
clapping. 

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That's right. 
I wasn't me. 

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Listen, I have I should if I 
expressed how much I love that 

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Golduck and he just gave it 
right back to me. 

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Yeah, he smacks you in the face 
will lie. 

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It's solely concerned, full 
consent role on the cheeks, 

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okay? 
Double smoke. 

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How about you? 
Not about you? 

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Not about, you're not touch the 
touch, the touch of Pokemon 

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anymore. 
Mr. Curtis to leave him alone. 

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Of course, I believe you have a 
question. 

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Yes, is gold. 
Duck closely related to Persian 

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at all? 
Now, why would you say that 

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Corvin? 
There is a strange-looking zit 

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in between its eyes. 
I can't the gem gem week. 

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This one is a gym to yes. 
Yes, it's Wait, Persian out of 

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gem as well, right? 
They okay, yeah. 

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It seems like Arceus kind of got
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these Pokemon. 
He's like, hmm, gem on. 

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Forehead gem on forehead, that 
does nothing. 

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Okay, completely uses for heavy 
forehead gem, are we going to 

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learn anything about this gym? 
Maybe has some to do with its 

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psychic powers that it had when 
it was a side. 

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We the Pokedex is, will mention 
the gym, okay? 

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I'll let you be the judge of 
whether or not. 

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It's actually useful 
information, whatever. 

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Ask a question about. 
If the Pokédex will tell us 

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something the answer is usually 
no, oh yeah, damn it. 

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Why are we here? 
Well, okay, because this is the 

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things in the Pokedex entries, 
are hard facts. 

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All right. 
Right there are compilation of 

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the facts that we know about 
Pokémon, all right? 

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And maybe we haven't done enough
research on Persian and Golda to

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have it down to a science about 
what. 

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Jean. 
Their forehead does, because 

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Pokémon are pretty mysterious. 
And we're pretty dumb. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
That's, I mean, for yourself. 

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I mean, some of us are no not 
mr. 

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Curtis Hagen, was she pretty 
dumb? 

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Not nods to yourself there. 
I'm not the one that tried to 

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spank a gold ducking think 
that's slapped in the face. 

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Hey, no. 
He only succeeded in spanking 

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like all the hook I did. 
Yes, yeah. 

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Okay, we have confirmation from 
Curtis that he did. 

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In fact spank the goal dog, I 
did, but he spanked me back. 

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Yeah, he's paid you with his 
tail and was across the face. 

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That wasn't the Spain up but he 
did wink. 

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That's good, he'll wink. 
Yeah, you know what? 

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I don't like. 
What's going on? 

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Put him up. 
Let him up. 

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Yeah. 
What about sensual? 

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We only know. 
Put them on. 

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I'm not doing robbed right now. 
It's right. 

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Put him on getting robbed. 
I feel like I'm being robbed by 

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children, but I'm up. 
Hey, Golda, I'll see you 

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tonight. 
No, but I'm up. 

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All right, go like he's going 
back into the Pokeball. 

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All right. 
Good job, bulldog. 

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We can't we can't have another, 
you know, Professor, Jacob and 

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Gardevoir and no, no, this is 
true tonight. 

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Hey, listen, tonight is poker 
night, okay. 

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All right, we get, we get Perry 
and we get Jerry and we get, you

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know, the Chauncey from the 
nurse's office, where my Gary, 

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but Gary, and we get Gary. 
Wait, who's Jerry, Jerry, Jerry 

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lives of Jersey Oddish, that you
fired. 

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He was a hit. 
That's right now. 

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Oh my God. 
Into Pokemon Perry Jerry and dad

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said, we're not creative. 
And you know what? 

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Shut up. 
I'm gonna tell Terry about this.

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We have Perry with Pokemon choke
that picks up the that shits 

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around the school. 
That mr. 

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Curtis picks off. 
Now, that's Dougie. 

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Leave him alone. 
Oh, sorry. 

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I will say this, though. 
He has pretty Mary. 

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He, you know what? 
Dougie the Mary Machoke, Mary. 

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The Merrill. 
When we talk about Marilyn like 

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a year or so then we could do 
that. 

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We need an employee Amaryl. 
That'd be fun. 

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Maybe. 
All right, so we've talked about

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it enough. 
I think it's time to start 

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looking at the Pokedex entries. 
Are you already? 

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Do you have your notes raid? 
I've been ready and waiting on 

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you. 
Okay, sorry about that. 

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All right I'll get going. 
I'll start in the Kanto region. 

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Do that often seen swimming 
elegantly by lakeshore's. 

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It is often mistaken for the 
Japanese monster. 

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Kappa? 
What a say? 

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What sauna what? 
Whoo, okay. 

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Does that mean? 
Okay, so me about this Kappa. 

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What Pokémon is a Kappa? 
Well okay, it's not, it's not 

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Pokemon, it's just a legend, 
right? 

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Oh, of course, you guys know 
that other regions sometimes, 

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you know, call the Kanto region 
Japanese region for some reason.

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I'm not quite sure how, and why 
remember that comes from. 

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So I, so, I haven't personally 
heard it myself, maybe it's in. 

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Like, you know, closer like 
that's a Legend closer to Pallet

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Town or beats me. 
Yeah, up there somewhere. 

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I don't really know tap. 
Ok. 

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So like a Mystic Pokemon. 
Probably maybe. 

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Yeah, it's no it hasn't seen 
before. 

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It doesn't pokedex entry. 
So we don't know a lot about it.

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But yeah. 
Apparently Golduck is sometimes 

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confused for her Kappa. 
I guess. 

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Sure. 
What are the hell better? 

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Yeah, I know. 
Alright, the next one here says 

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it's slim and long limbs. 
And then brought flippers they 

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are used for swimming gracefully
and lakes, okay? 

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Awful. 
The last one from the Kanto 

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region says it's a webbed hands 
and feet. 

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Make it a professional swimmer. 
It may be seen swimming 

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elegantly at dusk in places like
Lakes. 

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So okay, I guess so Blake's 
persistence. 

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The zipper super first stagnant 
water mostly. 

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Right. 
Um, Pretty still stagnant. 

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I don't know at stagnant is not 
the word. 

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I think you're looking for a 
prefers Stillwater. 

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Probably not stagnant, not 
stagnant thing. 

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It's like, it's not stagnant, 
was still water. 

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It's not even is there's like 
no. 

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Oh, well now I'm saying not 
necessarily. 

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It does it like to be in still 
water or stagnant water. 

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I thought still in second kind 
of mean the same thing. 

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Yeah. 
Like I'm not a geologist, I 

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don't know. 
Stagnant is usually like - 

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though like it's covered. 
Its got like a sludge in its 

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Like we're amok would hang out 
right? 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Still just means non-moving 

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stagnant is like, you know, like
when the algae grows up and it's

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muddy and nasty and it, you 
know, Harper's mosquitoes and 

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stuff like that. 
Yummy, what's I don't know 

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what's that Pokémon? 
I miss you do. 

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Yeah, it's like a, it's like a 
Beedrill but instead this thing 

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is on its butt and hands, it's 
on its face. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, there's little Little 

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Devils aren't ever. 
My, it reminds me. 

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Oh, of like a little buzz wolf 
was what? 

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You have to think about it, 
okay? 

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Mix with the mixer that you 
touch the gold box. 

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What? 
Now don't you say a buzz wall? 

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What it's what was that? 
I was a big. 

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A big beefy. 
Legendary Pokemon from there. 

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Maybe maybe like a like a cutie 
fly. 

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Yeah. 
Oh sure. 

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Yeah like a little like a cutie 
fly. 

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Yeah. 
Everybody thinks cutie flies are

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so cute but what they don't know
is that they like they eat poop.

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Oh they always fly around and 
eat poop. 

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It's disgusting. 
Yeah. 

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Way to live. 
Hey, when do we learn about the 

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mosquito Pokemon one? 
Is that registered or 

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inconclusive? 
We haven't had our discovered 

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that one yet. 
Okay, okay, so let's move on to 

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the Johto region when it swims 
at full speed using its long 

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web. 
Limbs, its forehead somehow 

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begins to Glow. 
Okay. 

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Turn Jen. 
Probably just says forehead. 

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Okay, um, so like the whole, the
whole thing just close. 

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I don't know. 
I don't know. 

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The whole damn, dog. 
The whole, the whole forehead 

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just glow. 
That's right. 

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The whole thing, it appears by 
waterways at dusk, it may use 

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telekinetic Powers if it's 
forehead glows mysteriously 

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cool. 
Okay? 

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So at this point, sciatica is 
evolving into a water 

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psychic-type, that's really an. 
It's not a thing. 

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It's just a water type, it's not
psychic. 

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What? 
Fuck man. 

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Thank you. 
James Blake. 

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Please I will say sorry 
principal's office, right? 

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What the shit Professor. 
That's dumb. 

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Doesn't make any sense. 
So like avatars are that's fire 

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and flying is it just going to 
start learning grass-type moves 

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and what we're doing is typing 
right days. 

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Yeah, well you know what cars 
are can learn grass-type moves. 

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It can it can learn grass. 
Not any can learn solar beam? 

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Oh, yeah. 
So why isn't why maybe just a 

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little bit, maybe not crying. 
Yeah, let's this is why I think,

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you know, no categorizing 
Pokemon by their typing is just 

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a bad idea. 
We should be categorizing them 

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all by their by their egg group.
I've said it before and I'll say

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it again, it's the better 
categorization system. 

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So Golduck would be water 1 and 
field as opposed to water too. 

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Yeah, there's, there's, there's 
either two or three different 

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water egg groups. 
Yeah. 

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Okay. 
Yeah. 

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There is water. 1, 2 and 3, I 
it's, it's kind of like, is 

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separate sit by, you know, Sure 
like Pokemon that like are on 

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like the shores of water and 
like, actually I think it's like

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pawns oceans and deep ocean 
puddles of deep oceans. 

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Yeah. 
I think I think I could be 

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wrong. 
Yeah, either way. 

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Yeah, matter. 
I'm not a pussy. 

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I'm not a Pokémon biologist. 
Nope, you're not read the 

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entries. 
I could do your job, you could. 

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Wow, you and I have tried to get
it, right? 

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You could try to do my job. 
I did. 

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Once I did one week, I did I 
read them. 

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You did very well. 
He did a very good job, maybe 

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next week. 
I'll do it. 

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All right, let me go ahead and 
read the next entry here. 

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It's swims gracefully along on 
the quiet slow moving rivers and

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lakes of which it is font is so 
fun. 

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So also slow moving Rivers 
diverse rivers to not just 

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Stillwater. 
OK are stagnant. 

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Yeah, I don't know I feel like 
stagnant and still is the same 

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thing but Mr. Curry. 
It's a, I think it's different 

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things, very different, very 
different. 

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Nobody wants to take a bath in 
stagnant water, maybe amok, but 

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go swimming in a Still Still 
Lake. 

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That's perfectly fine. 
Sure. 

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Okay, let's move on to the Hoenn
region. 

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The web flippers on its four 
legs and hind legs and the 

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streamlined body of Golduck, 
give it frightening speed. 

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Whoa, this Pokemon is definitely
much faster than In the most 

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athletic swimmer. 
Wow, yes. 

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So that's so it's four legs. 
That means it's like, you know, 

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it's arms, its arm like things 
and then its hind legs, and it's

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like, it's regular legs. 
So has six legs? 

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No, no, we can't do this again. 
Wait, is goal talk even faster 

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than that Michael flips guy from
the univer region? 

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Yes, according to the Pokedex. 
Yes, he is. 

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Okay, all right, well, suck at 
Michael flips. 

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I think it's Michelle flips. 
That's his cousin now. 

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Okay. 
Wow. 

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Having Michael and Michelle and 
your family that would suck. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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They're dad's name is Mikey. 
Some just Michael again? 

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I mean sure. 
Okay, the next one says, oh 

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yeah. 
So by the ways I love the its 

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forelegs, his hind legs and the 
streamlined body. 

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Damn. 
It's like it was a body on that 

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gold. 
It's like it's like cars 

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salesman. 
Find the seller, Golduck! 

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Hey, there's a whole lot of legs
on this duck. 

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Yeah, you get a lot of mileage 
out of this. 

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That's what Curtis was doing. 
He was trying to smack it to be 

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like you get a lot of mileage 
out of this pot like a Salesman.

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This thing from go to go from 
zero to 60 in no time flat. 

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Look at the stream line body on 
this gold look it was so 

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streamlined. 
Beautiful Curtis couldn't help 

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but touch it, you know. 
That's right. 

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Alright the next thing He says 
Golduck. 

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Okay, this is this is this is 
some bullshit. 

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I'm just gonna say, hey, there's
no way this is true. 

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00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,100
There's no way. 
This is true. 

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Golduck is the fastest swimmer 
among all Pokemon bullshit. 

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I'm true. 
No way. 

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Is that true? 
No, I don't believe it. 

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That's, that's look, look. 
Gold duck is number 55 in the 

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national Pokédex, so that means 
there's been other Pokemon, but 

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that's the first one registered.
Studied in that order. 

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So there's got to be more than a
fad. 

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It's not quite how it works. 
I mean, so K. 

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I think it means swimming like 
non like non-aquatic living 

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Pokémon like obviously like a 
Gyarados that lives in the 

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water. 
All the time is going to swim 

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better. 
Out of the terrestrial Pokémon 

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are swimmers. 
Golduck is the fastest Curtis I 

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quote I quote from the Pokédex. 
Yeah well Golduck is the His 

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swimmer among all Pokemon. 
Okay, all of them all of them. 

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Every single one for alligator, 
don't buy it. 

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I don't buy it toe-to-toe. 
Let's have a race. 

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I want to see if you all the 
gear next to a gold dog. 

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We're going to keep this Golduck
on hand and any time we have a 

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water-type Pokémon, we're going 
to have them ready. 

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So we're gonna see who's the 
fastest. 

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Let's do it. 
Let's do it. 

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When you start digging a pond 
out back though. 

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Yeah, I'll get it. 
I'll get it. 

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00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,300
I feel like that's what's his 
name? 

429
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What's the doggy Dougies the 
Machoke that This always cleans 

430
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up how because he because he 
digs things. 

431
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:53,800
I'm sorry. 
Well, ya know. 

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He drops dukies. 
Oh, okay. 

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Dukey drop and Dougie. 
Dougie Dougie, yeah, that's his 

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nickname. 
Do he Dougie? 

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But yeah, I've, I don't know. 
I feel like very skewed. 

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I would give it a run for its 
money, but yeah, that was, that 

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was a fast Pokémon who are 
screwed up. 

438
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,300
First, you up there, screwed up 
beerus key, a skewed. 

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00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:18,100
Oh, I don't know if I think cry.
I don't think, you know what, I 

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think Sharp Ito would give him a
run for it. 

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00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:21,100
Oh sure. 
Tina was really fast. 

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Charketa would blow his ass 
load. 

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Soul is also the wire. 
It's very flat fossil so it's 

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all floatzel. 
Yeah, yeah yeah. 

445
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That was great too. 
Maybe a Swampert I feel like 

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swamp. 
It's a big boy, I don't know 

447
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Swamper. 
It's gonna be able to outpace 

448
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it's not fat. 
Shame Pokémon here. 

449
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,700
Yeah, it's Swampert is an 
endurance swimmer. 

450
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He's not, I'm not down. 
Stretching him a shame him into 

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saying he's rotund. 
Okay, all right. 

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Fine. 
All right, now we're bringing 

453
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,700
The word that we use to describe
Charizard's belly. 

454
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,200
Yeah. 
Rotund. 

455
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,400
Some of the Pokedex said, nah, I
haven't read the Pokedex entries

456
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:59,100
on Swampert recently so I cannot
say for sure whether or not, 

457
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:01,500
they say rotund, no. 
I meant for Charizard members. 

458
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:02,100
Oh yeah. 
Oh yeah. 

459
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:05,400
I did say chubby and rotund and 
it was really, really weird 

460
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,100
little rude slam it on. 
Charizard, for some reason our I

461
00:23:09,108 --> 00:23:11,400
didn't finish reading this entry
to do that. 

462
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,900
Golduck is the fastest swimmer 
among all Pokémon. 

463
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:19,600
Its swims effortlessly, even in 
a rough stormy, see it It 

464
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,300
sometimes rescues people from 
wrecked ships. 

465
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,500
Under a nice. 
He's like so some just like it 

466
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,100
it likes missing the long ago. 
See uh somebody drowning like I 

467
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,600
guess I'll save him but other 
times they'll be like yeah, 

468
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:37,100
fuck'em depends on what it's got
going on that day but I gotta, I

469
00:23:37,108 --> 00:23:40,900
gotta go, I gotta go school, I 
can't, I can't just, you know, I

470
00:23:40,908 --> 00:23:43,000
can't be doing all this. 
So we should be doing that. 

471
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:46,700
I'm late for dinner and I'll say
these people here Game of 

472
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,600
Thrones is on. 
I get home. 

473
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:53,100
Yeah, a Golduck is an Adept 
swimmer. 

474
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:57,200
It sometimes joins competitive 
swimmers in training. 

475
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:01,600
Oh yeah, so like if swimmers 
like swimming in like a pond or 

476
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,800
a lake or something they'll like
swim alongside of them and 

477
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,500
completely blow them out of the 
water. 

478
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:06,900
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

479
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:11,200
Like Michael flips or his cousin
Michelle flips or or their uncle

480
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,500
mikkel. 
Are there? 

481
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,300
Hell yeah. 
They're all Olympic swimmers 

482
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:18,800
whole family of them. 
Yeah. 

483
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,900
And one of them is a Teenage 
Mutant Turtle. 

484
00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:22,500
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle 
egg. 

485
00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:25,500
Oh yeah. 
Mikey. 

486
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:32,700
That's that's the dad. 
He's okay gold. 

487
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:37,200
It used so so on the end of that
one these entries from home and 

488
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:41,900
are very long-winded. 
Mom Birch uses psychic powers 

489
00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:44,200
when its forehead Shimmers with 
light. 

490
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:45,400
Okay. 
Yep. 

491
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,200
Just forehead not the gym. 
I don't think it's said the word

492
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,800
gem. 
Once yet. 

493
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:52,100
Nope. 
Like if you if I hadn't seen a 

494
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:55,100
Golduck and I was just going off
of what, I know what I like 

495
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:59,000
could glean from these Pokédex 
and cheese, I would not know 

496
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,800
that it has a gym on his 
forehead. 

497
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,500
It's very shiny. 
Yeah, I just that it's the 

498
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,300
forehead shines like it has a 
fever. 

499
00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,700
Yeah. 
It's um I don't know. 

500
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:12,500
Alright, the next one says the 
forelegs are webbed helping to 

501
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,900
make it an Adept swimmer? 
It can be sweet as seen 

502
00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:17,100
swimming, elegantly and lakes, 
Etc. 

503
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,600
Elegantly beautifully this dream
Lions beautiful. 

504
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:27,400
He's really sexy. 
This ain't Golduck. 

505
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,900
This gold that will get you 
where you're going Aang. 

506
00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:33,600
Don't sexualize are Golduck. 
I'm smack that ass earlier. 

507
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,800
Yeah, but that was a playful. 
Get ready for poker night slap 

508
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:42,000
just like yeah. 
All right, let's move on to the 

509
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,400
Sinnoh region. 
A Pokemon that lives in links it

510
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,300
swims faster than Human swimming
champion. 

511
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:54,600
Yep, we know that the flippers 
of its well-developed limbs. 

512
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:59,300
Give it shocking speed again. 
Again, it says it is the best 

513
00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:04,200
swimmer among Pokemon the best. 
The best fastest, but the best. 

514
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,900
This one, you're right, you're 
right. 

515
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:10,000
The first time. 
It said, fastest right the best.

516
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:14,000
It says, yes it did. 
Say fastest, and it set among 

517
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,600
all Pokemon the. 
What now the way that says best 

518
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,500
swimmer Among Pokemon. 
You're right Curtis because 

519
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:24,900
like, I don't know, it's like 
when like when I want to, when I

520
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,500
don't know, a Pokémon that lives
in water. 

521
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:31,600
So like a magic Goldeen Goldeen,
right? 

522
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,500
Or something like that, when 
it's in the water, it's moving. 

523
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:37,200
You don't say it's, you don't 
really think of it as swimming, 

524
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,700
right? 
It's moving right, right? 

525
00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:41,600
Yes. 
So like, maybe it's saying that 

526
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,500
the act of this is the only way 
I can rationalize this because 

527
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:47,400
there are definitely Pokemon in 
the water that are faster than 

528
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,900
gold. 
Yeah, yeah, exactly. 

529
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,900
It's probably talking about 
Pokémon that are like 

530
00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:56,300
semi-aquatic, like after our 
Gator wrestle that also swim. 

531
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:57,300
Yes. 
Whomper. 

532
00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,900
You know what I mean? 
Like something like that. 

533
00:26:59,000 --> 00:26:59,800
Okay. 
Kangaskhan. 

534
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,800
But again slots plimsoll. 
I feel like Photo will be 

535
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,100
quicker or Vaporeon. 
I mean come on look at the tail 

536
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,500
on that thing. 
Yeah before you I'm it's 

537
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:09,500
probably fast. 
Yeah. 

538
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:12,300
Well they pour into more has the
endurance than you think the 

539
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:14,500
importance and returns to a more
like a Feraligatr. 

540
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,900
Yeah. 
Or like a roar like eradicate Oh

541
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,400
yeah, radically. 
All right. 

542
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,000
Okay. 
Wow. 

543
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,800
You told the gold talk? 
I'd like to see that. 

544
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,900
Yeah, well let's maybe a next 
time if you're good. 

545
00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:30,400
Whoa put on together a swimming 
competition around the lowland 

546
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,100
Islands. 
A gold duck versus eradicate 

547
00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:34,600
field trip. 
Good. 

548
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,400
Lord that's that's that's far 
outside the the scope of this 

549
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,400
class. 
No no I'm sure the budget will 

550
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,300
accommodate right? 
The principal will let it's a 

551
00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:45,700
learning experience. 
Yeah we can ask the principal 

552
00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:46,900
later. 
All right. 

553
00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:50,800
Thanks one says. 
It is seems to me. 

554
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,900
This is still standing, by the 
way. 

555
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:54,600
They're really like bring it. 
Bring it hard with these entries

556
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,100
for gold for Cold. 
Duck of all Pokémon. 

557
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,300
It is seen swimming dynamically 
and elegantly using its 

558
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,800
well-developed Limbs and 
flippers. 

559
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,200
Hmm? 
Okay. 

560
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,900
And the last two here just 
repeats. 

561
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,500
So there's there's one here from
the, you know, region. 

562
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:18,500
I think it's slightly different.
It says when it's Forehead 

563
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:22,800
shines mysteriously Golduck can 
use the full extent of its 

564
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,100
power. 
Yeah we've said that already 

565
00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:29,000
right women power wimps it swims
fast its forehead shines and can

566
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,300
use psychic powers. 
But yeah, it's just we didn't 

567
00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:34,100
say it exactly like that. 
We didn't say full extent of its

568
00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:36,100
power, right? 
Right. 

569
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:39,100
Okay. 
Nothing new in the Kalos region.

570
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,800
Okay, let's do lunch. 
The Aloha region. 

571
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:47,900
It is said that. 
It is said that the red part of 

572
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:52,000
its forehead grants Supernatural
powers to those who possess one.

573
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,300
So, it was over hunted in the 
past. 

574
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:58,600
Now again it didn't say gem. 
It didn't. 

575
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,900
It's a disturbing trend of its 
forehead. 

576
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Why is it? 
Why is it not saying gem? 

577
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,600
Is it not a gem? 
What is it? 

578
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,800
Is it just is it s actually, is 
it. 

579
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,500
This one might be, is that this 
one might actually be as it 

580
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,700
purchase one. 
The gym, this is as it, you 

581
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:14,000
joked about as it, but it might 
actually just be. 

582
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:19,500
It might actually be a zit. 
Fleshy and gross, man. 

583
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,500
It's like I think third person 
touch that part. 

584
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:24,300
Yeah, yeah. 
You like those questions 

585
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:30,600
accident and it just pops. 
Oh, no psychic powers and then I

586
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,200
and then I sighed duck, egg 
comes out. 

587
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:38,300
Oh, what the fuck is Noah is no 
research ever, just kind of to 

588
00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,300
go like just giving it a nice 
pinch. 

589
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:45,400
If it's a nipple to nipple, you 
want to try it out and I'm you 

590
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,400
know what I do. 
Only want to be pinching any 

591
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,000
Pokemon forehead. 
Yeah. 

592
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,400
Yeah. 
That like you that looks like 

593
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,300
finally sets Golduck over the 
edge. 

594
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,300
Right. 
Yeah. 

595
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,600
Or maybe gold looks very 
patient. 

596
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:58,600
Okay. 
Patient boy but I thought yeah. 

597
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,700
Okay, not an option. 
The next one in the yellow 

598
00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:03,500
region says, it's swims. 
Along the banks of lakes and 

599
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:06,900
catches fish Pokémon. 
It takes them to the shore and 

600
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:11,200
quietly eats them up. 
Oh, so it's kind of light, so 

601
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,100
for lights Carnival, but it's 
very polite, okay? 

602
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:16,900
No poor, no, no, poor table. 
I'll Manors here. 

603
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,600
No it's not a Persian doesn't 
just eviscerate. 

604
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,400
Its prey. 
Yeah for fun. 

605
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,300
Its web pinkies are up as it 
says. 

606
00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:27,700
It's not going into a gold. 
Yeah. 

607
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:31,900
Fancy it's right or bascule and 
okay. 

608
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:36,100
The next one says, even fast. 
Swimming fish Pokémon can be 

609
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:40,300
disabled by Golduck. 
It brings them to a standstill 

610
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:46,400
and seizes them. 
Okay, Power know how telekinetic

611
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,900
Powers when it goes fast and 
still. 

612
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,500
Yeah, I it freezes them with 
telekinesis while it's swimming 

613
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,900
really fast. 
Got ice beam just freezes and 

614
00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:57,900
right. 
Do you not see that? 

615
00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,600
That's exactly the problem, 
right? 

616
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,600
You guys are filling in the 
blanks in the, in this, in this 

617
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,000
Pokédex entry. 
You can't do that. 

618
00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:09,200
It doesn't tell us how it brings
interest and so we can assume 

619
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,000
that uses its to telekinetic 
powers or we can use other 

620
00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:15,400
Mysterious powers like Curtis 
was talking about with freezing 

621
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:16,800
them. 
Maybe it could do that. 

622
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:21,500
Yeah so we don't be just says 
Hey slow down I think I said 

623
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,500
something nice. 
Like he made me hey wait you 

624
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:26,300
dropped your wallet and the fat 
and thus the fish Pokémon turns 

625
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:29,500
out I was like what? 
And then yes'm that's why. 

626
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,400
But it's very quiet and polite. 
Nom nom nom. 

627
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:37,100
Yeah pinkies out pinkies up. 
Alright, the last one here from 

628
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:40,400
the other reason, says a 
professional swimmer. 

629
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,700
It does this professionally? 
It can continue swimming for two

630
00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:47,600
days straight by waiving its 
long tail. 

631
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:51,700
Skillfully nice two days. 
True days straight. 

632
00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:54,500
Yeah so it's got its got the 
endurance to go with the speed. 

633
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:56,000
It's got the speed and the 
endurance. 

634
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,700
Wow, this really is the best 
swimmer. 

635
00:31:57,900 --> 00:32:00,800
I don't think eradicate had an 
ending point, right? 

636
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:03,100
Like I'm pretty sure eradicate 
was just like can swim 

637
00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:06,200
indefinitely forever. 
Annotate could swim across the 

638
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,500
ocean. 
That's right. 

639
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:10,100
Which I, which was sure would 
take longer than 2 days. 

640
00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:11,900
I don't know. 
Whatever one is between a Lola. 

641
00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:15,300
Fast, depends on how fast. 
Yeah, well gold Ducks if gold 

642
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:17,500
Ducks faster and it swims for 
two days, it's going to cover 

643
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:21,000
more distance true. 
But eradicate I think I think 

644
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,700
any anything would be 
hard-pressed to get across an 

645
00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:28,400
ocean in two days. 
Golduck might, you know I 

646
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,600
wouldn't put it past, maybe it 
is. 

647
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:34,100
The fastest swimmer is the 
fastest among all Pokemon, all 

648
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:35,800
right. 
There is hey, there's some 

649
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,300
interest here from the gala 
region. 

650
00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:41,100
I know a lot of like a lot of 
reasons that we don't get things

651
00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:43,700
from our just, Bringing them, 
bring them in this time. 

652
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Okay, this Pokemon lives and 
gently flowing, Rivers it back. 

653
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:52,300
It paddles through the water 
with his long limbs, putting its

654
00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:54,500
graceful swimming skills on 
display. 

655
00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:58,900
It paddles like a doggy paddles 
paddles that's fast paddle. 

656
00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:02,200
It felt like, paddling like what
Curtis said to its, but yeah, 

657
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,500
yeah. 
Hello Pat, would you consider a 

658
00:33:04,508 --> 00:33:06,300
pat that a paddle or a SWAT 
Miss? 

659
00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:08,700
That's a, that's a love. 
Tap is what I love. 

660
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:13,100
You know. 
But but not but not In a, in a 

661
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:16,300
romantic love way. 
And they love as in, I'm about 

662
00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:18,600
to break you in somehow, we'd 
have to call off or something 

663
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,700
about trying to romance a 
Pokemon young, man. 

664
00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:23,900
I'm about to, I'm about to kick 
your butt in poker tonight. 

665
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,900
I'd like to take you to your 
warm it up for him. 

666
00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:29,400
That's like, AA, I love to take 
your money. 

667
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,400
You're like right here, this is 
where I'm gonna kick smacks, 

668
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,900
right? 
Nice mom. 

669
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:37,800
Last one here from the gala 
region, says old Tales. 

670
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,800
Tell of Golduck. 
Punishing those that defiled, 

671
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,100
it's River. 
The The guilty were dragged into

672
00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:46,400
the river and taken away. 
Oh wow. 

673
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,900
That doesn't sound like in 
character for gold. 

674
00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:50,500
Look at all. 
No, it's completely opposite of 

675
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,300
what you would expect from a 
Golduck. 

676
00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:55,400
And Emulsion on that gal are 
nothing. 

677
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:58,300
I mean when you gotta pay your 
next Century we just gal or have

678
00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:00,900
it like a different variant 
that's like violin or something.

679
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:03,800
Nope no see more gold at all. 
All the same. 

680
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,900
When you when you got to pay 
your your gambling debts, you 

681
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:10,100
gotta go to Extreme Measures. 
That's right. 

682
00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:11,400
You better not lose at poker 
tonight. 

683
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,600
You better not fuck this. 
Golduck over because he's gonna 

684
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,100
come after you dragged in a lake
mr. 

685
00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:16,900
Curtis. 
Yeah, I mean, he was kidnapping 

686
00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:19,500
people to pay off his gambling 
debts that he wasn't me. 

687
00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:24,199
The next time you decide to you 
know go up to a pond and take a 

688
00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:26,699
piss in it. 
You Mike Weiss. 

689
00:34:26,699 --> 00:34:29,000
You might just get why you 
robbed my Golduck. 

690
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,900
Yeah. 
Um, that does it for the 

691
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:34,400
regional entry isn't have 
course, I will now read the 

692
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,800
unique entries. 
The first one says it comes to 

693
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,300
us from ashes Pokédex. 
It says, Golduck the duck 

694
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:44,400
Pokemon, the evolved form of Of 
sidek Golduck is very Adept at 

695
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,800
using its webbed hands and feet 
making it the fastest swimming 

696
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,300
Pokemon of all, okay? 
Because if you guys if you say 

697
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:53,199
so poking I mean that's what 
they're saying that's what 

698
00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:56,500
they're telling us. 
The next one says it also comes 

699
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:59,400
to us from Ashley's Pokedex it 
says Golduck the duck Pokémon. 

700
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,900
It makes its home in Lakes as 
able to swim faster than a gold 

701
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:05,300
medalist. 
And guys I think right there 

702
00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:07,600
we've had figured out why it's 
called Golduck. 

703
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:12,100
Yeah, because it can swim 
analyst faster than a gold. 

704
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,600
Gold dulled just. 
Thank. 

705
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,200
All right. 
I like it that does. 

706
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,600
And that does it for Pokedex 
entries. 

707
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,400
I do have an unsourced 
uncredited article here, which 

708
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,100
you guys like me to read it for 
you? 

709
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,800
I would love. 
I would love it. 

710
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:32,600
Okay. 
All right. 

711
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,100
You know, I'm getting a 
resounding. 

712
00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:36,500
Yes, I'll be quick about it. 
Be quick about it, you know. 

713
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:41,200
Golduck is a blue by peddled 
Duck Pokémon. 

714
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,900
It has red eyes. 
As a cream-colored beak and a 

715
00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:46,500
red. 
Oh, a red gem in the center of 

716
00:35:46,508 --> 00:35:48,900
his forehead. 
I don't know. 

717
00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:50,400
I don't know. 
The Pokedex doesn't say anything

718
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:54,100
about Jim doesn't say that it's 
probably just be a really shiny 

719
00:35:54,100 --> 00:35:56,900
little nipple. 
You're not really sure. 

720
00:35:56,900 --> 00:36:00,100
Simple and four spikes on the 
back of its head. 

721
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,400
Its hands and feet. 
All have three. 

722
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,600
Claude digits with 
cream-colored, webbing in 

723
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:09,300
between its body is a specially 
adapted, to have a hydrodynamic 

724
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:12,300
shape. 
It has a long tail that eases 

725
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:15,000
the rudder to steer. 
Golduck is sometimes mistaken 

726
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:20,300
for the Japanese monster and 
sorry, it's sometimes mistaken 

727
00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:23,800
for the Japanese monster, the 
Kappa due to which general 

728
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:28,200
humanoid shape beak and webbed 
hands and feet. 

729
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,400
So I guess the Kappa is also a, 
humanoid has a beak. 

730
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,500
Yes. 
Yeah, that's hands and feet. 

731
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:35,400
I've never again, I've never 
heard of this. 

732
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,200
Never heard of it either lime, 
or heard of this. 

733
00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:40,100
This, this weird Pokémon. 
Yeah, gold. 

734
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:43,500
The fast swimmer is in being 
capable of out swimming. 

735
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,600
Even the most athletic humans 
because of its webbed 

736
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,100
appendages. 
Even rough Seas, do not hamper. 

737
00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:50,700
This Pokemon swimming abilities 
and it will sometimes rescue 

738
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:53,800
people from shipwrecks gym on 
its forehead glows. 

739
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:58,300
When it uses psychic powers, not
true, it's forehead glows. 

740
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:02,100
Not the jam or head. 
The Pokedex is, were very clear 

741
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,900
that it was its forehead, not 
the gem, or their whatever. 

742
00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:08,500
It is not confirmed that it's 
the zit Jim nipple. 

743
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,600
So yeah, the genes-- one is for 
had glows when it uses psychic 

744
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:15,000
powers and occasionally when it 
swims at full speed in the past,

745
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,800
this Pokemon was overhunted due 
to the belief that the gem. 

746
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:24,300
Granted people Supernatural 
Powers Golduck has the ability 

747
00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,800
to give knowledge to its trainer
and fellow Pokemon through 

748
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,400
telepathy. 
Wow whoa whoa, hold on. 

749
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,200
No. 
Hold on, hold on. 

750
00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:33,900
That's some Fantastical 
thinking. 

751
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,500
That's we're not know that's 
never been mentioned before. 

752
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:42,000
And yeah my goal that Typically 
be seen swimming in Lakes, where

753
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,500
it hunts fish Pokémon. 
The prey is disabled captured 

754
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:48,700
and then brought to the shore 
for consumption old Tales claims

755
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:51,300
Golduck. 
Punishes those who defiled their

756
00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:54,100
Rivers by dragging them in and 
taking them away. 

757
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,200
All right. 
Scary fat doesn't. 

758
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,800
So yeah. 
This one definitely had took 

759
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,800
some Liberties, some things, you
know. 

760
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,800
Not necessarily proven. 
Yeah. 

761
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,700
All right. 
Well that does it for the 

762
00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:06,300
information that we have on 
Golduck. 

763
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,600
Now it's time to test what you 
guys have learned through 

764
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,900
apoptosis. 
Quiz as long as it's not a test,

765
00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:14,100
we're good. 
Yeah, no I don't. 

766
00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:16,000
I don't really do tests. 
Maybe I'll just, you know, I 

767
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000
probably should do a test to see
how well your retaining the 

768
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,200
knowledge from other classes but
you know God know we'll see. 

769
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:26,000
Alright. 
So make sure you have your Rotom

770
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,700
laptops out. 
Make sure to get some pens and 

771
00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:31,400
paper if you have to use scratch
paper for anything. 

772
00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:34,600
Yeah. 
Is everybody ready? 

773
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,900
I have a sock tiny that you will
you can you can put it back on 

774
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,500
your feet. 
It it'll be fine there. 

775
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,600
Sure I've ever know. 
Yeah. 

776
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,900
Okay. 
Okay, so alright. 

777
00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:48,300
Question number one. 
Yep. 

778
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:50,700
What are the first? 
Are you ready? 

779
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,500
I'm ready. 
I said I'm ready. 

780
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,500
Good? 
What are the three? 

781
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:56,800
Things? 
The Pokedex attributes to Gold 

782
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,400
Ducks. 
Swimming ability. 

783
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,200
All right, both of the answers 
are in. 

784
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,600
Let me go ahead and read a 
Corbin's first, in case you 

785
00:39:04,607 --> 00:39:06,700
forgot, the question was, what 
are the three things? 

786
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:10,000
The Pokedex attributes, the goal
Ducks, swimming ability, Corbin 

787
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:15,700
Says, webbed feet streamlined 
body powerful tail mr. 

788
00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:19,300
Curtis responded with webbed 
hands and feet. 

789
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:23,200
Streamlined body long tail. 
Make it one of the best of the 

790
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:27,700
best of the swimming boys. 
Whoo, yeah, exactly correct. 

791
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:30,200
I'm sorry. 
Boy, not only did you guys 

792
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,800
answer in the same order but I 
also had the same order of 

793
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,700
answers to my notes. 
Damn. 

794
00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:39,800
So we are older had a CO right 
now. 

795
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,800
Almost like he found out that we
looked at his his quiz ahead of 

796
00:39:42,808 --> 00:39:43,900
time. 
Yeah, you know what? 

797
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,300
Not that. 
I said it out loud. 

798
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,300
I am wearing the band. 
I'm kidding a joke. 

799
00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:53,900
If you will comedy will not sir,
comedy, comedy ensues, right? 

800
00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:55,600
Well, let's see how well you 
fare with question. 

801
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:59,400
Number two, Golduck can use 
mysterious Powers when its head 

802
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,100
glows. 
What? 

803
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,700
Well, sorry when does this 
normally happen, okay? 

804
00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:10,200
All of the answers are in 
starting with, you know, I'm 

805
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,500
gonna start with Curtis this 
time. 

806
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,600
Anyone, what are you doing? 
I'm feeling crazy. 

807
00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:20,300
I know you don't like changes a 
guy get used to get on with it. 

808
00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:26,000
All right, so the question was 
is go like can misuse mysterious

809
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,100
Powers when its head glows. 
When it's normally happen mr. 

810
00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:33,100
Curtis said the head does tend 
to start to glow when it swims 

811
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:36,500
at full speed. 
And Corbin responded with it 

812
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,700
happens when it swims super fast
in the water. 

813
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:44,800
Yeah, that's exactly correct. 
I mean, more specifically, when 

814
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,800
I swing full speed but full 
speed is super fast so I'm going

815
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,600
to give it to you. 
That's right. 

816
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:56,200
Very, very Equitable decision. 
There Professor, I do part of 

817
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,700
being a professor. 
I gotta be able to think of my 

818
00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:59,600
toes and I think quickly. 
Yeah, right. 

819
00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:03,100
That's why I'm a professor and 
you're the student. 

820
00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:05,200
Yeah, that's right. 
Right suck it. 

821
00:41:05,207 --> 00:41:07,800
Mr. Curtis and also you Corbett 
all right. 

822
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,300
Okay okay. 
Question number three what our 

823
00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:13,400
goal ducks to maintain, 
habitats? 

824
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:19,100
Okay, both of the answers are in
Corbin responded with ponds and 

825
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:21,400
lakes. 
Interesting, interesting. 

826
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:28,300
Interesting, now Curtis 
responded with gently flowing 

827
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:32,900
rivers and pristine Lakes. 
The other one. 

828
00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:35,700
The other one I was thinking of 
was Rough and stormy seas. 

829
00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:38,600
But it doesn't say it actually 
lives in the referenced or they 

830
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:43,500
said they said and lakes and the
pond is the okay. 

831
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:44,300
Huh. 
Let's no. 

832
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:47,300
No do differently. 
Nope, they're different. 

833
00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:48,900
No, they're not. 
It was luck there. 

834
00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:51,500
Nikes know it says Lakes 
etcetera. 

835
00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:54,000
They're different upon in a lake
is different. 

836
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,400
It literally, didn't they say 
one point in the Pokédex entry 

837
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,800
that are theirs, they turn pawns
to want to read them again, I'm 

838
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:01,600
from the beginning. 
All right, let's go. 

839
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,500
I'm gonna go. 
No no, no. 

840
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:07,500
Ponds and lakes. 
It says it may be seen swimming 

841
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:09,800
elegantly in dusk at places like
Lakes. 

842
00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:13,600
I heard pawns at one point. 
I think then waterways at dusk. 

843
00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:17,300
All right. 
It's too slow moving rivers and 

844
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:19,000
lakes. 
All right. 

845
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,400
All right, one can meet you 
pawned might be a river. 

846
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,900
Okay. 
But why would you say laughs 

847
00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:30,100
instead of, you know, like / 
ponds and rivers because I can't

848
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:32,600
put three, you get pissed when 
people put more than the answers

849
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,400
that are a, she was one of the 
lakes that there. 

850
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:37,700
There's so close when the river 
is clearly a different thing. 

851
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,500
Oh my God I thought this party 
was. 

852
00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:44,200
He said, you could have said 
still water and gently moving 

853
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,600
water and that would have been 
correct my God. 

854
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:50,400
That's no, that's to whatever I 
full marks. 

855
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:53,100
No, no, no, you're getting have 
fuck. 

856
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:57,300
I was I was generous before but 
not no such luck this time sir. 

857
00:42:58,300 --> 00:43:00,700
I'm gonna go find a gold locket 
upon and prove you wrong. 

858
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:04,000
Very, that's a very Equitable 
decision. 

859
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,100
Their Shut up mr. 
Curtis, thank you, mr. 

860
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:08,500
Hurd has shut up. 
All right. 

861
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:09,500
Question. 
Number 4. 

862
00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:13,400
And the last question, when our 
goal Ducks, most commonly seen 

863
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,100
swimming, okay? 
Both of the answers are in 

864
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:20,200
Corbin responded, with at dusk 
and a mr. 

865
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,900
Curtis responded with gold 
Ducks. 

866
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:29,700
Oh, I just read over my answer, 
I submitted, I don't like it 

867
00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:35,200
already read it, write it Jacob,
no goal. 

868
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:40,700
Ducks cannot go. 
Looks can often at dusk ding, 

869
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:46,400
it's things. 
I also often at dusk often at 

870
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:53,600
dusk doing its thing, so that 
that did not come out. 

871
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:58,200
I'm assuming God likes can often
be seen at dusk doing its 

872
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,200
things. 
Yeah, that's what I meant to 

873
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,100
say. 
Oh, it's bright. 

874
00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:03,500
It's a right answer. 
Fine. 

875
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:06,800
He's even spelled gold up 
correctly, didn't add the extra 

876
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:10,200
D which I really thought it was 
gonna do nice job. 

877
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,300
You will, you told us, he would 
give it to his, right? 

878
00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:15,200
He would give me the wrong one. 
What if I, what if I was out 

879
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,100
looking for? 
That's right, that's right. 

880
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:19,900
All right. 
So yeah, you got that one. 

881
00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:24,000
Correct, the answer is at dusk 
at lakes and rivers. 

882
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:29,500
Not ponds, fuck. 
And well sometimes, sometimes in

883
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,300
this see when it's going to 
rescue people. 

884
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,600
I guess, you know, I guess it 
does, it doesn't really say 

885
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,300
lives in the sea, but it is 
sometimes in the sea somehow, I 

886
00:44:36,308 --> 00:44:39,600
don't know, it does mention the 
seed multiple times, so yeah. 

887
00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:42,900
Yeah, I mean maybe doesn't live 
in this city but like, it's 

888
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,800
really good spot. 
It does spend a lot of time in 

889
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,600
the sea. 
Yeah, like okay. 

890
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,600
Like I don't live at the beach 
but I will go to the beach. 

891
00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:52,900
The fight you'll find you'll 
find. 

892
00:44:52,900 --> 00:44:55,800
I mean, I'm live at the beach, 
but Don't like live at the 

893
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,700
beach. 
I just live at the beach. 

894
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,600
I thrive in it. 
I mean I do I did live for that 

895
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,600
salt life. 
So hey, are we done? 

896
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,300
Yeah, yeah. 
Sorry I'll that does it. 

897
00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:08,400
For today's lesson you both had 
excellent on the quiz except for

898
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,400
Corbin who did mediocre. 
Hey my wife. 

899
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:12,800
That's okay. 
Corbin. 

900
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:17,900
If come to Remediation in the 
library I'll get you know you're

901
00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:21,400
busy. 
No that's tomorrow after poker 

902
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,000
night. 
Okay sorry. 

903
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,400
But that Does it for today's 
lesson on Golduck? 

904
00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:31,300
If you I guess I think I know 
what Pokemon? 

905
00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:36,600
We're talking about. 
Next time, red duck, silver, 

906
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:42,100
duct, 0y them, dog, guys. 
You guys are just so funny, you 

907
00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:47,200
guys are so funny, hilarious, 
which is what gives it, it's not

908
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,700
a job. 
Corralling about doc. 

909
00:45:49,100 --> 00:45:53,600
Why one more ducks ducks later, 
we'll get ducks. 

910
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:58,700
Doug like Pokemon chop. 
No, no is a fighting-type 

911
00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:03,000
Pokémon. 
Oh Blaziken no, we're learning 

912
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,000
about man. 
Key man key. 

913
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,000
Yes, I'm sure is know a lot 
about Mankey already. 

914
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,600
Does very well known prominent 
Pokemon but we're going to talk 

915
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,200
about him anyways on the next 
lesson until then, if you have 

916
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,800
any questions for me, Professor,
Jacob, you can email me at my 

917
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:25,000
Gengar mail, which is wo Pokémon
at Dot-com. 

918
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:26,900
You don't have a Gengar mail 
account. 

919
00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:29,300
That's fine. 
You can also find me at wo 

920
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:33,000
Pokemon on Twitter. 
The bird type poker bird 

921
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,100
flying-type Pokémon themed 
website. 

922
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,900
If you if you just love this 
lesson and you think we deserve 

923
00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:42,600
some recognition for it, go 
ahead on to Flap will podcasts 

924
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,300
and give us a rating if you 
hated it and just let think 

925
00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:46,600
everybody should know how 
terrible we are. 

926
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,200
But you can also do it that 
there as well. 

927
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,000
That's fine. 
But the professor know, he's bad

928
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,800
at this. 
Yeah, well, let them for us is 

929
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,100
not bad. 
If anybody's bad, it's me. 

930
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,200
Me and I apologize. 
That's okay. 

931
00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:59,000
Just be better. 
Yeah, I tribute all the five 

932
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,300
stars to me and all anything 
less than 5 stars is because of 

933
00:47:02,308 --> 00:47:04,000
mr. 
Curtis, I agree. 

934
00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:06,500
So Mom, but that does it for 
today's lesson. 

935
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:15,300
So until next time class is 
dismissed Welcome to the world 

936
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,300
of Pokemon. 
Is it part of the Pokey casters 

937
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:17,900
Network?
