Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today is, of course, my wonderful teaching assistant,
Mr. Curtis. Mr. Curtis, how are you doing
today? I'm doing great, professor.
Thank you so much just for being here and being you and being
such a great professor and teaching us about Pokémon and.
No what? What else can I?
What else? Give Give me some more.
Can I just say, can I just say holding class in this classroom
today? Oh, so we're not stuck outside
anymore. It's.
Been like 3 weeks since we were stuck outside Mr. Curtis.
I know, but it's it's still. I've I've already completely
forgotten about. It.
Oh my goodness. But yeah, anyway, yes, no, I'm
just here and I'm happy to be here.
Thank you, Professor. Great.
Thanks. Also joining us in the classroom
today is of course, our young trainer and training, our Corb
Corbin, scout extraordinaire. It's Corbin.
It's Corb. It's Corb Cub.
Thank. You, Corb.
Cub, if you make fun of me, I will put you in a dirty twisty.
I'll do it, I'll do it. I'll put The Dirty twisty on
you. Don't do that.
I definitely remember what that is.
You want to? It's the knot that I tie,
Professor. Come on.
You know the Ruby expert knot that I can tie?
The Dirty twisty. Oh yes, of course.
He's just joking around everybody.
Good to be here as the trainer in training.
I think today is the day I get my first Pokémon.
I think we're at the end of Joe do today.
I think that was the the contract that we signed was I
get a Pokémon at the end of Joe to that is the end of Joe to
today. So whenever you can get your boy
a Pokémon that would be great thank.
You so Corbin's, as always, is wrong on many, many.
I'm risking, I'm risking a dirty twisty here, but Corbin's wrong
on so many different accounts. This is not the last Pokémon in
Johto. And also we did not sign an
agreement that says he gets a Pokémon at the end of Johto.
I don't what was what was that noise?
I'm just sad. I wanted why?
I was really looking forward to it today.
I had it on my calendar and everything.
Gordon, why don't you? Put it on your calendar.
Well, I I because I thought it was.
I thought it was either Johto today.
OK, Well, OK, I want to, I want to ask you as what Pokémon I
want to. I I am so curious to find out
what Pokémon that Corbin thinks is the last Pokémon in Joto.
The one that we're learning about today, apparently.
Wait, I thought today was Decidui the last one?
Yes, of course. No, before we get into that,
before you guys start doing your guesses and we already said
Decidui, so that one's that one's already out.
So you already said that. You can't make everybody laugh
at home with that one, Mr. Curtis.
Well, no laughing it's not. This is not.
This is a lecture series, not a comedy show, so.
Not a town hall meeting. We're all very serious, all
right? OK, let's keep.
Let's keep, let's keep the decorum.
I'm drilled. I'm drilled in.
He's drilled in. He's drilling.
I'm locked in. I'm drilling your desk, Mr.
Curtis. I'm locked.
I'm locked in. Mr. Curtis.
Stop. Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'll put the drill down. Thank you.
OK, so before we get into the, you know, the discussion of
Pokémon that we all love so much, I have a couple of Gengar
males here that I would like to read a couple quick couple quick
short ones. They're most they're you know,
some some good vibes to get the class going.
I think I. Love good vibes, give it to me
at work. Good words, good vibes.
So the first one comes to us from Narian.
I don't know if I'm saying that name correctly.
I know I'm I'm pretty sure we've had a Gangaram mail from Narian
before. It's.
Narayan, come on. But they also say hello, it's
me, Narian or Alex. So I'm going to go with Alex
because that's a little bit easier for me.
I have a message for Corbin and Mr. Curtis.
Oh, also, I did some research on Mr. Curtis and found out his
name. His first name is Mr. and his
last name is Curtis. That that's wow.
Do you, you we're going to need to bleep that out.
Porsche, can you bleep that out, please?
Yeah. Here, I'll say I'll say it
again, Porsche, and you can bleep it out this time.
I don't, I don't want I don't want them to talk to me like
that. Come on now.
They're gonna be able to know who I am now.
Is that? True is that true Mr. Is that?
True. Are we going on record here
saying that? Is that?
Your real name. Is Mr. You're not, so you should
be Mr. Mr. Curtis. I I, I mean, I, I guess
technically I'm Mr. Mr. Curtis. Yeah.
No, my first name is Mr. My last
name is Curtis. They've got me, but don't tell
anyone else. How do you spell it?
Did you say don't tell? Anyone else?
That's right. Everybody loves to tell anybody,
all right? Mm.
Hmm. So it's it's MYSTR and then it's
Q YRTUS is my last name. But you know, you can call me.
You can call me Mr. Curtis if you want, which is, you know,
Mr. dot Kurtis. But.
How would how could you tell the difference?
I mean, one is Mr. Curtis and the other is Mr. Curtis.
Oh, right. So you see I.
I don't see it. I don't my.
Name is Corbin. OK, yes, All right.
Anyways, continuing on with this ganger mail.
So a message from Mr. Curtis. You've inspired me to start a
colony of my own, not of spit rocks, but of Whoopers and
Claude Hire. So thank you, Mr. Curtis.
Woohoo. OK, OK.
So I mean honestly, I'd prefer to have an army of genetically
modified whooper is coming at me instead of a genetically
modified spinner axe. That's true.
I would. Excuse me, really?
You would choose a genetically modified.
Listen, I don't want, I don't want a genetically modified
anything. An army of genetically modified
anything. I don't want that.
But if I had to choose between creepy spinner axe or cute
little whoopers, then I'd. Ask whoopers all day, baby.
Whoopers all day. Now we are we talking about the
new Whoopers. New whoopers?
What do you mean the new whoopers?
Are you talking about the? Paldean.
Did they rebrand together? What happened?
Yeah, the the, the Paldean Whoopers just.
Because they're from a different region doesn't mean they're new,
Mr. Curtis. They've.
Well, they're newer. They're newer to the National
decks. Come on now.
Well, they are. They say clodsire is.
So I am guessing it's the Paldean form of whooper.
Now, we haven't talked about Whooper yet.
So no. So no love for Quagshire then?
Apparently, I guess. I guess Narian Alex does not
care about. Hashtag justice for Quagshire.
Nope. Justice.
For Quagshire and genetically modified spinner X.
Justice to whatever imaginary Pokémon Mr. Curtis came up with
just now. Do you think Quadshire I.
Heard, I heard Quackshire. Quad, Quadshire, yeah.
Quackshire. Virtual students, you can just
go ahead and send us in your fan art of Quadshire.
That would be great. I'd like Mr. Curtis, you said
your quads are tired. What did you say?
I said justice for Quackshire are are are horribly unloved
and, you know, unfairly replaced by Quadshire.
It's a middle child. Wow.
Did you, did you rehearse that? Yes, it was amazing.
End scene. That was my scene.
That was, in fact, my 32nd take. Nice.
OK. And then they go on to say and
Corbin, hey, stop talking to my girlfriend, Don.
I met her at the cancer championships last year.
Oh, that's got to be a different.
Uh oh. So Ciao, you're.
Thinking of Don Don OK. Now it's spelled DAWN.
There's listen, there's there's more than one people you know by
that name, but there's only one, one Princess Dawn.
And that's my Dawn. Thank you very much.
I know that's not who you're talking.
My dawn. My dawn.
Talking about come on, you can sing.
I'm not allowed to sing. There it is.
There it is talking. About my.
Dawn. My Dawn.
Very good. Beautiful.
Thanks, everybody. Anyways, so, yeah, stop talking
to his girlfriend. Well, here's the thing.
Here's the thing. Yeah, Alex, don't worry because
Corbin has never actually talked to Don.
OK, well let's not rub it on. About Don a lot and I'm still.
Trying to find a way to get her number.
Miss Curtis, how's that coming along?
You know, I, I've, I, I spoke to Mickey over at, at the Sino lab
that's run by I don't I forget his name.
What are you reading? Off your hand.
Rowan, Doctor Rowan. Doctor Rowan.
That's right. Sorry, I I saw you guys
whispering over here, so I just wanted to huddle in this little
circle. Oh no.
No, don't worry about it. It's not for you.
Providing, yeah, yeah, yeah, OK. Yeah.
Mickey's Mickey's a a a a an applique to that.
The That can't be a word that's. Hey, stop eavesdropping.
The Interregional Society of Assistance to Professionalism
and I've tasked him with if he wants to join the society, he is
going to have to provide us with Don's OK.
That's good enough. I love the.
Way you're bribing him. I think that sounds good.
All right, let's get back to class.
Yeah. Professor, don't mind us.
Sorry you guys. He was just telling me how to
tie my shoe again. I could hear every single one
you were saying. And you loop it around the other
side, right? And then take the 3rd loop and
put it through the second line exactly seems.
Like too many loops. That's nice that why you've got
you end with five loops. 05 I was doing four in a dirty
twisty. See that?
That's really messy. Save this.
Save this Primo acting for later on.
I have a feeling you're gonna need it.
All right, Alex, thank you so much for your wonderful Gengar
mail. It was short, to the point, and
honestly, it was filled with very nice things.
So thank you so much for that. Mister Curtis.
Yes, yes, yes. Do we think Alex here deserves a
Gold Star? Nope.
I didn't ask you, Corbin. I, I, I guess so, yes.
I mean, they are, they were inspired by spinner acts.
And let's just say my spinner acts are pretty inspiring,
right? I mean, like, come on, like you
know, but but but they they decided to go with the obviously
inferior Quagshires instead of, you know, at least another type
of boat type. Specifically not Quagsires
actually. Oh, that's right.
Oh, that's right, that's right. That's right.
A clod clodsires. Yeah, just just for, just just
for the quags. Put that on AT shirt.
No. I was like trailing off too.
I'll give them, I'll give them a, a, a Gold Star.
All. Right.
You're on thin ice. You're on thin ice.
Very thin. A Gold Star and a warning.
So but thank you so much Alex for that wonderful king our
mail. I have another one here.
This one comes to us from Jasmine, they say, and this is a
short one. So don't don't interrupt me.
We're we're going to get through it all in one go, alright?
Here we go and go. I find your classes very fun
touch. You gosh.
Oh, I'm so sorry this. Is why we can't have nice things
not. Becoming of a professor's
assistant I'm. So sorry, I'll, I'll just stuff
up my nose. I'm sorry.
He's going to stop up. Don't worry guys.
He's going to stop up his nose. Stop up.
All right, I'm sorry. Sorry.
I won't interrupt you any bar I'm.
Terribly sorry for Mr. Curtis's horrible outbursts.
So they say. I find your class is very fun to
listen to. Everyone in the class to me
seems like a family, but not by blood.
It's really fun to listen to these classes.
I hope you keep you keep up all the amazing work and I hope you
all have a wonderful day and good classes.
Thank you so much, Jasmine. You know, sometimes it's that
kind of like positivity that we need to really get us through,
you know, a, a, a difficult lesson.
Right, Right guys. Right, right.
Exactly. And I, I, I think we are kind of
like a family, but Mr. Curtis is the ugly stepchild that nobody
wants. And it's definitely not by
blood, because Mr. Curtis's blood is visibly different from
ours. Right.
Very viscous. Very viscous.
And green I think I. Don't know?
Let's not find out. Something like that.
Maybe. All right, but that was a thank
you, Jasmine, for that Mister Curtis Gold Star, do you think?
Yes, yes, I got it. Come over here, Corbin, my
booty. Get off.
This is this is like my little bro.
Right here. Oh.
Mr. Curtis, Careful. Careful.
You're going to hurt him. Mr. Curtis Release.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry.
But yes, this is this is this is my fan.
And of course, you know you've got Daddy, Professor Jacob.
I hate that with all of my being, never, never let those
words leave your mouth again. Never.
And I'm I'm so sorry it's. On site if you say that again.
Will we get extra credit if we refer to you as Daddy?
No. No, the next person that says
that is getting is getting kicked out.
We are going to get so many emails.
I don't know what emails are, but they're Gengar males and
Gmail. You would like to send us a
Gengar mail with, you know, just a.
Daddy Professor Jacob Artwork. Thank you very much, Corbin out
what No get out I'm. Just I'm just saying.
It's time for you to go. I'm just saying anime style,
listen anime style, get them out.
Mr. Curtis shut the door. Come on, come on, you come.
Down over here, no. No, no, no.
So while Mr. Curtis is dealing with with Corbin out there,
thank you everybody so much for these wonderful Gengar males
we've been receiving. It's been hard to keep up with
them, but we're doing our best. If you want to send us a Gengar
mail, go ahead and send it to wwopokemon@gmail.com.
And you might get extra credit and you might get a Gold Star
from Mr. Curtis. We'll talk more about that at
the end of the lesson. It sounds like they're getting
into some shenanigans out there. All right, come back in.
Come on. Alright, alright, alright,
alright. I get.
I just just a suggestion. I thought it'd be very fun for
people to. They're definitely not going to
do it now. Only I get to call him Daddy.
Professor Jason. OK.
So Chris, get off ow ow no go. Come on.
No, come on. Oh, don't that.
Don't finish. You're done.
Sorry about that, Professor. Sorry about that.
I I don't even know if I can
finish this lesson anymore. You know what I can't do without
Mr. Curtis? Get him back in here.
All right? Thin ice.
This classroom is full of thin ice right Right now.
All right. OK, all right.
I'm so sorry. I'll never, I'll never
disrespect you again. Enough getting sidetracked, get
down a bit. Thank you.
Thank you, Corbin, excellent. You know what, I like your
focus. This this Corb cub thing is
really is doing great things for you.
All right. Does anybody know what Pokémon
we're learning about today? It's not just said you why we
said that already, and it was it was hilarious.
Don't get me wrong. Wasn't it?
Isn't it purple colored?
No wrong. Oh, OK.
Is it sunflora? Yes.
All right, so you got that so fast.
So you think by that logic you think that Sunflora is the last
Pokémon in the Joto Pokedex? Well, no, I thought it will I I
thought it was Decidui. Speak on this.
Speak on this Expand I. Thought it was decidui was the
last one in the pokedex for Joto and then I knew it wasn't so I'm
like OK so now knowing that this is not the last one in Joto,
that's got to be sunflora right? That logic is not sound in any
way. However, you are correct and
that's enough for me. We're learning about Sunflora
today. It's the evolved form of Sun
current. It's also known as the Sun
Pokémon. Has anybody?
Well, I guess Mr. Curtis has Corbin, Had you seen a Sunflora
before? I did see, I think one or two
outside of the daycare when we did took those field trips.
Yeah, to the daycare to visit Mr. Curtis's, wherever he stays,
the shed. But yeah, there was a they had a
few sunflower out there in their garden.
OK. Well, I have one here today like
always. So let's take a look at it.
We'll describe it for for the virtual students at home and
then we'll continue on the lesson here we.
Go What a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Pokémon.
So bright, so vibrant. No, it's, it's, it's, it's
always smiling. I, I, I wish I was like that.
I mean, look at the look at the face.
I'm so happy. Yeah.
Oh, you're I. Don't know you're.
Fully dressed, without a smile. Oh my goodness.
If you look at it from a certain light, Here's the thing about
the sun floor. If you look at it from a certain
light, it kind of looks like you guys ever played this one board
game. It's called, I think chest, and
in it there is a little piece called a Bishop.
And I think from a certain angle, Sun, this sunflower looks
like a Bishop, so I'm going to call him Bishop.
Oh. I was going to say, I, I I don't
see that at all, but I. Played a lot of chest and I
don't I don't think it looks like a Bishop.
I from if you look at if you squat down from this angle and
you look at it from the corner of your eye, hold on, squint
really hard. Let me let me get and let me get
over there. Thump your and you thump your
forehead a little. Bit Corbin, it looks, it looks
like. Tell us the real reason you want
to call this Sunflora Bishop. Well, I just told you, but now
that I'm looking at my notes here, it it also happens to be
the name of a patron. There it is.
There, which is really. Interesting.
I didn't. I didn't.
I didn't even catch that until I looked down at my paper.
I was like oh wow, say same name.
All right, Corbin, why don't you go ahead and describe Bishop to
the students at home? Hear me out guys, it is a plant
leaves for arms and it's 2 little two toed pronged feet are
also like vines. And then it's the top of it.
It it's it's like a sunflower plant.
I mean I don't know what else to say.
I mean it's like it's like a big old round kind of plate shape.
It has a very light yellow tint with two lines going down the
front of it on on its face, but then around its face it has a
whole bunch of pedals on it. It's got like, I think like 8
pedals or something. It's got two rows.
It's got a front row and it's got a back row of pedals on its
head. Wow.
OK, all right. It's smiling.
It's always smiling. This ship is smiling.
So Corbin, if you could, well, you know, I'll have Mr. Curtis
this. Mr. Curtis, can you like talk
about some of the differences between sun current and
sunflower? Because there's quite a few.
Well, for, for, for this one, it's got arms and and legs.
That's arms. Legs are like a big thing.
Sun current was basically a head.
Yes, Yep. And and you know, no leaf coming
out of the top anymore. Sun current had a leaf on top.
Sun sun current also had like stripes going down its face and
I mean I guess. There's.
There's kind of lines on Sun floor, but they're, but they're
not, they're not like thick dark lines like that were on Sun,
Yeah. They're not like racing stripes.
Like sun. What?
Was once a seed, is now a plant. Pretty.
Much, Yeah, pretty much exactly, Corbin.
Now, I don't know if you remember, but one of the things
that that we learned about Sun Kern is the fact that it pretty
much tries to store up all of its energy for its evolution.
And so that's so this is the product, right?
We're looking at it right here. This is Bishop is the product.
It's. Beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful. And we're going to, we're going
to learn some more about about Bishop and about some Flora.
And we'll see if we if we think that strength is worth it going.
Forward here. Oh, for real?
OK. I'm excited, professor.
I'm. Excited to see that I'm going
to. Go ahead and put some flora back
in the Pokeball for now. Excuse me, Bishop.
You're right, You're right, Bishop back in the Pokeball.
OK, Bye Bishop. Bye, Bishop.
OK, let's go. I mean I.
Didn't really want to say it, but like Bishop really kind of
looks more like a pawn than a Bishop to me.
I'm just. No, definitely more of a Bishop
and bishops cooler named pawn. I've made a lot of chess and I'm
like, he's. A king.
You dropped this king. Oh, a meme.
Holds up crown, do you think do you think the the students will
like it? Like the meme?
I've been, I've been learning about meme culture, yes.
Yeah, I think when you describe it as much as possible, it's
better. Yeah, so like normally in the
meme is somebody does something right and then then the other
person responds with that you dropped this king and they pick
up a a crown and give it to him. Is the.
Oh, OK, OK, that's that's a good meme.
I like that because. You're not laughing though.
But but we're not writing it down.
I'm too. I'm too preoccupied.
I have to write it down on my book before I do anything else.
OK, so I'm going to go ahead and start reading these Pokedex
entries. We'll see if any more memes find
their way, and I doubt it. All right, starting off in the
Joeto region, the first entry says it converts sunlight into
energy. Sunlight kind of already is
energy, but whatever in the darkness, after sunset it closes
its pedals and becomes still. Feel that I also I also become
still at dark. Yeah, like once the sun goes
down, he's just like, stands there, just rigid.
Being weird. Yeah, yeah.
And and you know, if I, if I'm stuck here at the classroom,
then you know, I'm here. If I'm like halfway home, if I
didn't make it home in time, then I guess I'm just standing
on the street all night. That's OK though.
So do we think that that means that sun flora like, sleeps
standing, standing up? Yeah.
Probably. I mean, yeah, it sleeps at least
sitting up. Probably.
Do you play? Hey, do plants sleep standing
up? They do, but but they're also
attached with roots in the ground, whereas some flora's
not. It's just chilling.
I mean, do plants really sleep though?
I mean, that's that's basically sunflower.
The plant stream, that's the real question.
Yeah, and if they do, what do they dream of?
OK, the next entry says. While we're thinking about that,
in the daytime, it rushes about in a hectic manner, but it comes
to a complete stop when the sun sets.
It's conserving energy. It must be as.
Soon as the sun disappears, I mean, you better hope it's not
too far from home because if it's like at the visit the
market, it's running home and the sunsets, no sun to be found.
It's just going to stop. That's right.
Yeah, that's just going to. That's just going to go to sleep
with his petals. Sun's gone, sleeps on.
Is that a meme? Does that count as a meme?
Nope, So so. But what about all the energy?
The sun? The sun current stored right?
Didn't the sun current store energy like it sounds like
sunflower is just like doesn't have any stored energy.
It's just like while I'm in the sun I'm moving, when I'm not,
I'm not it used. All of its energy to evolve and
now it doesn't have all that much.
As you know, the process of evolution is where all its
energy went into. Now that it's evolved, doesn't
really have that much 'cause when the sun's not out, it's
it's sleepy times. But I mean like, even if it's
like just because it's sleeping doesn't mean it doesn't have a
lot of energy. Maybe it just, it just has
stored that energy more, I guess.
OK, Yeah, I don't know what is what is all of this energy for
really 'cause it we haven't really seen anything that kind
of describes like why it's so ravenous for this energy.
If it ain't for sitting in class and watching you, professor, I
don't know. That's right, guy.
He's so, he's so cheesy. He's so cheesy.
OK, don't do that. OK, the next entry here says as
the Hot Season approaches. Did I say this?
No. As the Hot Season approaches,
the petals on this Pokémon's face become more vivid and
lively. Whoo.
Hoo. I don't like the the the image
that that more lively gives me. It kind of makes them seem like
they're tentacles and they kind of just move on their own.
They're kind of. Like wiggling pedals.
Wiggle and jiggle, wiggle and jiggle.
I don't like it. Wiggle.
And jiggle. OK, moving on to the Hohenn
region, the first and only entry says Sun Flora converts solar
energy into nutrition. Nutrition.
It moves around actively in the daytime when it's warm.
It stops moving as soon as the sun goes down for the night.
We've really honed in on one thing about Sun Flora and that's
that it's, I guess a couple things in that it's runs around
during the day, does not move at night.
Won't do it. Won't do.
You can't can't get it to move. Can't get it to move.
Refuses. So like, what if, what if you're
like a trainer and like you're got a whole team of some Flores
and you're like, all right, let's.
I mean, you've made a lot of errors to start with there.
And you and you set, you set up camp and it's like night time.
And it's like, oh, oh, I just got attacked by a rogue jump
bluff Save me, son. Flora, save me No.
You're you're fighting that that jump fluff by hand with your.
Bear. Yeah, that's that's a you you
jump fluff situation. I guess you could pick up your
son Flora like a like a weapon. And throw him.
Like a sword. Like a sword of sorts.
Yeah, or just the rocks of the jump fluff.
Yeah, I mean, honestly, they deserve it.
Web it up and punch it like Mr. Curtis did.
Just. Kick it.
Just kick it off, yeah? That's what.
That's what Mr. Curtis did, yeah.
OK, so that doesn't. Point I also hauled it back into
the into the school with with Rosalia so.
She has her name Rosalind. Get it right, Rosalind.
Rosalind the Roselli no. It's Rosalind, not Rosalind
Rosalind. It's not a music.
Rosalind. Rosalind.
He's he does this on purpose.
He is. He's embarrassed that he says
words wrong, so he's continues to say them wrong all.
Right. Slap your mouth.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, Professor.
Please go back to class. All right.
The next entry comes to us from the Sinner regime.
Regime the Sinner. Regime, the Sinner.
Regime. The next entry comes to us from
the Sinner region. It says it gets energy from warm
sunlight and is known for its habit of moving in pursuit of
it. Now it used the word it there a
lot. So it's as in sun flora gets its
energy from warm sunlight and is known for its sun floras habit
of moving in pursuit of it. It the sun.
The sun this time. Now it is the sun.
So I mean, does that mean it's like constantly running like so
it can stay in the sunlight all the time?
So like. Basically, that's what it sounds
like. There's like a whole swarm of
some florists that just run in pace with the time timing of the
day. Yeah, it's like when you get
like, you know, how like if you have some flora in your in your
house and do you have like a window and like, you know,
people do those time lapse videos of how it like moves with
like the sun coming through the window throughout the day, you
know, I'm talking about. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, that's, that's pretty much it.
But I like what you're suggesting, Mr. Curtis, where
you have these massive hordes of sun flora, just like just
running as fast as they can to try to get, you know, outrun the
sun setting. That's right, yeah.
Fighting for their lives. Yeah, like and you know, I think
a great T-shirt would be can can a sun flora out?
Can you outrun the sun or it's just it's just outrun the sun
and it's a sun Flora just just book.
Book, book. Part of it's in the part of the
pictures in the shade, the other part's in the sunlight and it's
running away from the shadow. And there is a look of terror on
its face. It's still smiling, but you can
tell that there's fear that it might not outrun the sun.
It's going to be it's going to be trapped in in a a temporal, a
temporal lock as it stands still until the sun returns.
A time lock as you will. If I ever make a a type themed
mix tape when I become a full time rapper.
Oh, you mean? When you do.
Yeah, when I do so I'm going to, if I make a grass type album or
mix tape, I'm going to call it Outrun the Sun.
Outrun the sun. I like that.
Outrun the sun is can we have a class slogan?
Is that Do we have a class slogan?
No, I well, I think we need to think more about that.
OK, I like I'm I'm voting for outrun the Sun though.
I vote with outrun the sun too. I vote with when in doubt chewed
out. That's that's the cub chews.
We can't take that you're. Not a cub chew anymore though.
You're a CORB. You're a CORB cub.
That's right. Well, OK.
All right. That's and their slogan is When
in doubt, Corbett out. Well, no, no, OK, You can't make
up a slogan for me. And it's, it's just me, OK?
It's just me, I mean. That's the slogan.
It's just me. It's just me, no the.
Slogan. It's just me.
It's sad face. But it could be.
OK, the next entry comes to us from the Enova region.
What? What Yes, that's right.
They they got they got in on this one guys.
They were like some flora. We must talk about it.
It says since it converts sunlight into energy, it is
always looking in the direction of the sun.
I. Mean.
We know that. Yeah, we we knew that.
Thanks for. Adding a lot to the
conversation. I know they could have said
something like something like, you know, and it takes this
energy to shoot giant beams of solar lights, a solar beam of
sorts. A A solar beam, if you will.
Yeah, and that does it for the regional Pokedex entries.
Oh, wow, really? I mean there.
Wasn't that much about it. No, I'm tell.
Yeah, there really is not much about there's.
Really not a lot about subfloor. Oh, you have a couple more
entries though, so don't, don't, don't get mad.
But yeah, Callos, Olola, Galar, Paldea, come on.
I get it. The subfloor is kind of boring,
so I I get it. Not wanting to write entry on
this one. That's fair.
All right, so the I have a couple of unique entries here.
They come to us. The first one comes to us.
You know what? They both just spoil it right
now. They both come to us from Ash's
Pokedex. The first one says Sunflora, the
Sun Pokémon. This smiling Pokémon loves the
sun, but it also needs plenty of water to ensure healthy
development. Finally, some new information.
Something different, something. Different it does kind.
Of a given though, I feel like everything needs water.
Well, yeah, but all all the knowledge we have on Pokémon
comes from the Pokedex, so. Apparently not Meryl.
Everything they do tries to keep them away from getting wet.
That is true, Not the least water type Pokémon out there.
The least water water type Pokémon there is.
The next entry also comes to us from Ashes Pokedex.
It says Sun Flora, the Sun Pokémon.
Sun Flora gets its energy from sunlight and its movements
follow the rays of the sun. All right, And that one was not
extremely interesting at all. All right, But that's going to
do it for all the Pokedex entries that we have.
So yeah, I mean, not, not a lot on this Pokémon, not a.
Lot, I mean, it just said the same thing over and over again,
yeah. But what you, what you gave us
you, you presented so well, professor, they, you know, just
well. OK, well, he just read it.
Hey. Mr. Mr. Curtis.
When in doubt, clap it out. That's my motto.
OK, you guys are just abusing the Cub Chew scouts and I won't
stand for that, even as a former Cub Chew scout.
We're not. Don't say we're abusing the Cub
Shoe Scouts. We're abusing their slogan.
We say we're abusing the Cub Shoe Scouts.
That means like, we're beat. It sounds like we're beating up
kids. I mean y'all do beat me up and I
wasn't I? We do not beat you up.
I don't beat you, but you talking about.
You have slapped me numerous times.
OK, that is true. But that might.
Be true. It was to, you know, wake you
out of your your professor. In a pop lesson you threw a
trash can at me. I don't want to hear a word.
That did happen, and that does sound familiar, but hey, I'm I'm
your legal guardian, so oh. So you can do that one.
Yeah, everything I do is for your for the better, for your
betterment. OK, well, now it's since that's
taken care of, it's time for my favorite portion of the lesson.
I think it's it's everybody's favorite, the testing portion.
If it's a poem, I'm down. I'm going to put away my
pokedex. Going to pull out my Rotom
laptop. OK.
Well, don't do any of that because we're doing an
instructional video today. Ohh I gotta work this loser
again. I really wanted to do a quiz.
Oh. I'm sorry, I don't think I
could. I don't think I could come up
with four questions on Sun Flora.
There's not a lot here, but I'm going to make you guys do an
instructional video for 5 minutes.
Oh, that's that's not. We need to change it to three.
We don't change anything, Corbin.
I think we need to vote together.
I change it if I want to that's. Right, professors, the three
professors, the king, I'm going to vote with professor and
professor. Corbin Corbin, convince me make
your make your case. 3 minutes wait both of us.
Are we both making the case or just me?
Mr. Curse is on my side no matter what, so I got.
Whatever professor decide the answer.
Is going to be no no matter what.
I'm not that's. Why I need you to convince me to
make it 3? Convince me make it 3.
Because 5 minutes is so long that you get mad that we waste
time and I'm like there's just not enough information to talk
about some of these. You want like 20 steps?
Like 7/8? The best we can do.
All right, this time and this time only, we'll do 3 minutes.
Oh yeah, did it? No.
What a sucker. I mean, let's go.
I'll make it 4 minutes. Better watch it.
No no, no, no, no no no no. Okay, so I'm going to read you
guys the topic of the instructional video for today
and then I'm going to read the rubric and then you know what
I'm going to let you loose. I'm just gonna let you go crazy.
So the topic is how to make, I'm sorry, Mr. Curtis, she had
something very important to say. Go on.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
No, it's really important 'cause you were interrupting me to say
it. Mr. Curtis, I just said, I just
said I was going crazy already, but I'm so sorry, Professor been
going. All right, waste.
Someone's time here? The instructional video topic is
how to make sure your son, Flora is able to get the nourishment
it needs to be healthy. OK, all right, so now think of
chew on that for a second. Got the rubric here.
All right, so you must include #1 there's four points.
First one is you must include information we learned in Class
2. You must demonstrate an
understanding of the unique attributes and abilities of the
Pokémon. 3 presentation must be at minimum 3 minutes long and
focus primarily on the topic assigned.
And four, the file point is determined by your partner by
answering the question. How do you write your partner's
participation in this project? Because it is a group project
all right. So I'm going to go ahead.
I'm going to leave the classroom.
I have some have some other teacher things to take care of.
You guys just let me know when you're done.
Use use the intercom to to bring me back in.
Buzz it, buzz you back in. All right.
You got it, Daddy. I hate that and I'm back, OK?
Oh wow, that was quick. I was waiting outside the door.
I was waiting outside the door the whole time.
Man, he was ready to go. Can you turn it off?
Can you turn? You can't turn it off.
Though can you actually turn it off though?
Can you? Turn it off.
Can you actually shut up and turn it off?
That's great. Thank you so much, Professor.
We have our disk ready to go. We have recorded our masterpiece
and I'm going to put it in. You ready?
Yeah, let's get the timer here. All right, Go ahead and start
whenever you're ready, all right?
Let's rock'n'roll and play Hello everyone and welcome to another
tutorial video video video video welcome.
I am your host, Corbin, and that ugly lug over there is Mr.
Curtis. I'm the other host.
I'm the main host. He's the coach.
I'm not the main. I'm Mr. Curtis.
We split it equally. Today we're gonna tell you how
to make sure your sun flora gets the proper nutrition it needs,
no matter where you are. How some?
Flora get food how now I. That's what I'm saying.
So we're gonna tell you how no matter where you live, no matter
where you are, no matter what your financial situation, we're
gonna help you get a sun. Flora, let's rock'n'roll.
Mr. Curtis, I need to hear what we have to do.
Step one, please tell me, I'm begging you.
Step one. Step one, purchase some
automatic misters and sunlight lamps on Zamazentazon.
That's right, this is not sponsored by Zamazentazon, but
you know, maybe one day. Step 2.
Make sure you have a well trained fire type Pokémon.
Very important. See what that's?
About later now, step #3 Miss Kirk, tell me about it.
You're gonna want to wait until daytime because you know,
sunflowers, they don't move when at nights time, so you gotta
when it's night time. That's right.
And you're gonna sit there.
You're gonna wait. And.
You're gonna wait and you're gonna wait.
And you're gonna wait, and then it's daytime, and then you're
gonna lead it to Step 4. That's right.
Which is. What Corbin, with step four
first, well, not first, but first part of Step 4 is you
gotta check the temperature. Check the temperature outside
and you'll know if it's too cold for you, it's too cold for the
sun. Flora, Trust me, you'll know
what I mean. That's right.
OK, so. What's next, Mr. Curtis next you
gotta find an open space or field like a park or a a Meadow,
etcetera. Well, that's great, but you
know, my question is what if I have to stay inside?
Well, just use your sunroom like everybody has a sunroom.
I have a sunroom. Yeah, that's right.
Alright, Corbin, what do you do if you're on the move?
Well, if you're not upper middle class and you have a sunroom,
you can, if you're on the move, you can always use an open
flatbed truck. Everyone has one.
Or if you don't have a truck, you can just get ready to tie
this thing down to the top of your car.
That works too. Now, now that we're ready for
that, there's a couple more steps.
OK, good. Well, actually, there's one more
step. That's right.
Tell me about it, Mr. Curtis. You gotta set up your misters
set. Up the misters.
That's a very important step. That's right.
You're gonna make sure your sun floor stays hydrated.
Very important. Very important.
What's what's the next step, Corbin?
Well. The next step it's You've spent
your time prepping, now it's time to get it.
Out get in now when the sun. Is out and full and you have
everything prepped and ready to go.
It's time to release the sun flora and obviously you want to
do it in into the sun's rays, not in the shade or anything
like that. So, so important.
And then you're good to go. It's getting the nurse needs.
It's got the misters. It's got the sunlight.
But Mr. Curtis, I got a problem. I got a big problem.
What's the problem? I'm telling you.
What if I live in an area that has to tell me what's the
problem? Corbett, I'm telling you, what
do I do if there's not much sunlight?
What do I do? Ah, well, you gotta use you
gotta use those sunlight lamps you ordered from Zama Zintas on
and you want to put them in front of a treadmill so the sun
flora can get the sun and the movement based in Richmond it
needs and. Serves well, that's great.
Know the sunflower? I'll always be chasing that
sunlight. Well, that's great for me 'cause
I'm broke and I live in an apartment and I don't have
access to a sunroom. So that isn't perfect for me.
Now, I mean, that sounds cool and all, but what happens if it
if it gets really, really cold? What happens if my power is out
or something like that? Or I just, you know, it's not,
it's not, it's not doing it's, it's chilly out.
What do I do when it's called? If it's chilly, that's not
conducive to happy sun flora, no.
So when it gets cold out, try to use a fire type Pokémon.
Ohh like maybe like a Mac cargo to keep it?
No, this person said in the notes Syndequil.
We said no, no, no Mac cargo you really that?
Cargo is gonna burn the whole area down.
It's gonna melt everyone's face. It's gonna be horrific.
No. And then the head went off.
OK, cut it. Alright guys, that's it.
That's all you need to take care of a Sun flora.
And please feel free to tune in next time as we talk to you on
how to capture a Celebi in the Ilex forest.
We love ya. Thanks for tuning in and wait,
what's our sign off again? And that's and that.
And now we have to say no. Yeah, yeah.
OK, All right. What?
Do you think of that? Well, you guys, honestly, I
should not have cut it down to to three minutes because I think
you guys could have squeezed, could have squeezed 5 minutes
out of that. I don't know.
It sounds like did we go over 3 minutes?
Is that what you're? Telling me, yeah, you guys are
at 4 minutes and 24 seconds. All right, all right, Mr.
Curtis, extra credit for I got. Him down.
To three minutes so we can get extra credit.
No, no, it's you will get full marks for that, for that part of
the rubric though, So good job there, all right.
I love it. Couple of things that I really
liked. I really, really liked that you
guys accounted for the fact that, you know, not every area
is going to have sunlight frequently.
And so, you know, Yeah. And you, we can't just restrict
them from having some flora and the ingenuity of a sunlight, a
sun lamp in front of a treadmill was very, very good.
I thought that was. Thank you.
Wonderful.
You included a lot of important things, like it needs hydration.
I was really hoping you weren't going to forget that, but you
included it. Good job that they don't like
cold temperatures. I will say I cannot condone
getting a fire type to heat up your sun flora.
It will probably just. The area, just a room, just a
nice little steady, a little bit of warmth.
If it's cold, you know, really, really cold out and you can't
bring it outside, get something to, you know, kind of toast up
the living room a little bit. Yeah, yeah.
Maybe like a baby fire type Pokémon.
Certainly not a Matt Cargo though.
Not right. Exactly.
Yeah, not a Matt Cargo though, so I might take off one point
there. Ohh.
Of course you. Take it put, put A, put a mag
put a. So warm.
Shut up, it's going to melt everybody.
So, so, OK, so you mentioned open space, right?
And I was trying really hard to to listen to everything, but I
did you guys mention exactly why it needs an open space.
Well, it's got to chase the sun. OK.
But did you say that? Yeah, yeah.
OK. And then also you said a
flatbed. A flatbed truck works if you're
on the move. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, it runs around the flatbed. No it we strap it to the flatbed
and you can. Strap it to the flatbed.
I mean you can run around too. Depends on how fast you're
going. If it's a residential area, you
don't need to strap it down, that's fine.
Yeah, I it does. It does like to follow the sun,
but I think it also does like to run around.
You can run around in circles in the bed.
OK. I'm not going to take any points
off for that. I just wanted some clarification
there. But overall, overall incredible
instructional video you. Guys, you guys.
Got a whole lot, Mr. Curtis, I'm.
Only going to take off one point for the fire thing because I
think that's a little bit too dangerous.
Oh, OK. All right.
But overall, very good. OK, so now it is time for you
guys to grade each other. You can feel my pain for a
second. So, Corbin, I'll be back.
Yeah. Corbin, please get out of here.
Go leave. OK, I guess I get to go first.
All right, Mr. Corbin, What do you rate Corbin?
I'm here, professor, I'm here. On a scale of one to four, what
do you give Corbin? What do you think I should give?
Corbin that's no, no, no, no. I.
Want to give? I want to give him whatever you
want to give him, Professor. I want to give him the score
that you are about to say right now.
Which is of course. You got it.
With me. Say with me on the kind of three
professor, I'm not going to help you. 1/2.
You're giving him a 2. 3.85 you got.
There you go. Any any reasoning behind that?
It's pretty good, but I, I actually, you know what, I, I, I
changed my mind. I'll give him a 4.0.
Got to give him, got to give him the four, so.
I like that you see students do you see as soon as as how I like
question him as like as soon as that happens, he just flip flips
around. I.
I got the sense from you, professor, that you really
wanted me to give him a four, so I give him a four.
That's not all right. Go.
You leave the classroom and bring Corbin back in here.
OK. All right.
Come on. Come on, Corbin.
Come on. All right, all right.
Talk to him. And now here we go.
All right. What am I doing again?
Give Mr. Curtis a rating on his participation on a scale of one
to four, one being the lowest, 4 being the highest.
Oh. A hard 30?
Sure. OK.
And the reasoning behind that? He screwed us over by saying
Matt Cargo. Yeah, he really did wanted to
say Syndequil. So he did knock us down an
entire point because of his mishaps.
I know what you're asking. Can we just edited it out?
The answer is I didn't feel like it so I'm mad at him and I'm
going to give him a three for that.
The rest of. It was good.
I mean, you're also kind of to blame there because you didn't
edit it out. Alright, Miss Curtis, come back.
OK, I'm. Back what?
What, what, what? Did you give me?
What did you give me? I gave you a Shut your mouth.
Yeah, he does. He doesn't have to tell you, Mr.
Curtis. Oh, OK.
I get to find out when I get my report card.
So unless there are any lingering questions on Sunflora,
that's going to do it for today's lesson.
Does anybody know who we're talking about next week?
It's evolved form of sunflora. It's.
Not it's actually not, is it? Decision.
Why? No, it's not decision why?
It's not the evolved form of sunflora either.
Now it is. It's a.
Cactus One. It's not the.
It's not one of the cactus ones. It is a bug type though.
You have a. Bug type coming up everybody, so
get ready. Is it Glissapod?
No, it's not Glissapod during it believe you mean Glissapod
Corbin. I like Glissapod better.
I like the way it sounds. Sorry, hate me all you want, I
don't care. No, wait, nobody said they hate
you, Corbin. Stop hating me guys.
Mr. Curse, do you wanna try one more guess, Cesar?
No, OK, It's an orb beetle. That's what it is.
OK. Now we're learning about Yanma
next week, Yanima Yan. All right, that's that's a great
that's a great joke preview for next week it.
Definitely sounds like a skateboard trick.
Dude was in the halfpipe and it hit a yanma.
Well, Yanma, was it a 720 Yanma? It was a no.
It was actually 325 Yanma. That's cool, but it's still
pretty good. It's all 360.
Not even a full Yanma. It was even full 360 Yanma, but
it was partially Yanma. OK, but that's going to be next
week. So yeah, yes, until next time,
if you have any questions for me, the professor, like I said
earlier, you can Gmail us at wwopokemon@gmail.com.
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Wow Corbin, that was so hard. Heartfelt, I really believe.
That I'm full of hard work, I say.
All right, well, that's going to do it for today's lesson.
So until next time class is dismissed.