Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon Biology. Joining me.
Here is fanfare. Play it Porsche.
Play the fanfare. You guys don't know she's
playing it. You don't have to.
Do it with your mouth. She.
Portia could put my like back audio background tracks into the
fan pharaoh. Your Mr. Curse was recording on
one recording device. How she isolate yours?
Yeah, that's not possible. Doesn't make any sense.
Come on. Portia.
Portia literally lives in the machine.
She could do whatever she wants. She's the the the embodiment of
power. That's right.
Don't forget it. Great gamer too.
Goodbye. Oh yeah.
Well, somebody prints. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, don't print her out and fax her.
Anyway, so now that the fanfare is over, joining me here in the
classroom today is of course, my wonderful teaching assistant,
Mr. Curtis. Mr. Curtis, how are you?
Hey, I'm doing good. Thank you for having me in class
today, Professor. I'm ready.
I'm RIP Roar ready to go. Got my backpack here and I got
my, you know, my hiking boots on.
I got my staff here. We're ready to go on this
expedition to get the Pokémon today.
No. Now I already why is there
glowing? And I why is there a glowing gem
on the top of it? What?
Why did you bring that you?
Wait, you said you already have the Pokémon, But I thought we
were going to go out on an expedition today.
That's why I popped this big bag and, and all this trail mix and,
and you know, this big walking. Stick here.
I got, I got it right here. Hall.
Let me just rummage through all the pokey balls that have pull
it on the floor down here. It's very, yeah.
At the bottom of the spherical shape.
Yeah, yeah, we all know the blower, Yeah.
In case you guys don't because it's not visual, make sure you
guys remember what this. Looks.
Yeah, Don't worry. They can hear me rummaging
around all these Coke balls. Is it this one?
No, it's not that one. Here.
I got it here now. I'm not gonna throw it out yet.
I do have it there. I can tell.
I can tell which one it is. Hmm.
Before I do, though, I want to introduce, you know, our the
other person here in the classroom.
The other voice. Yeah.
The virtual God have been hearing our young trainer and
training Corbin. Corbin, how are you?
Hello. It's great to be here everybody.
Mr. Curtis, what is the staff for?
Walking. Can I ask what's going on?
Yeah, it's a it's A to brace me as I climb the great mountains
surrounding. Glowing gem at the top of it.
Are we just not going to talk about the green glowing gem on
top? Oh, well, that's my, that's my
casting spells, Yeah. Right.
OK. So you can't just casually say
that. So like, what do you mean
spells? OK, what are you trying to say
here? You know, I'm a, I'm a, I'm an
avatar of the Night Mother. A cleric, you may say and and
and. Spells.
OK, I'm asking. The staff is my my, my staff is
my focus. And that's how I channel the
power of the Night Mother. See him here.
See what? Does that mean?
See how the? The gym is like gripped in the
claws of the of I do like Spinner acts disgusting so yeah,
it's beautiful yeah You know, I cast spells like web and you
know, cloud of you know, dark cloud of smoke and you know
yeah, but the only. That he can do each day before
he takes a long rest. That's right, I have to sleep.
I have to sleep long. So are you, are you actually, is
that actually coming out of the staff or are you just taking
spinner rack silk out of your pockets and throwing it?
You just don't smoke on people. So.
So you've never seen a cleric of the Night Mother cast spells is
what I'm hearing. Yeah, that's right.
It's a. Very common thing, Corbin.
You've never seen that before. That we live in.
Sounds SUS to me. I don't know.
See watch. Watch here.
Whip. You just knocked over that whole
desk. I didn't do anything.
You just grab some webbing that you have in your pocket and
threw. It Yeah, you just Chuck some
webbing out of your jacket like this.
Professor No. I was casting spells.
I'm casting spells. I'm channeling the power of the
Night Mother and definitely not just throwing web out of my
pocket. That's not how that.
Works OK. All right.
What about this? What about this piece of paper
here? You gonna light this on fire?
Well, did you prepare a light on fire spell today?
I no, I didn't. I didn't.
You can't do anything preparing. Mr. Curtis, I have a lighter if
you wanna if you wanna use. It No, no, no, that's OK.
That's OK. Let's listen.
I don't want to take any more away from this class.
Go, professor, who? Who are we talking about today?
Well, I will tell you in just a second, you know, but first I
have a Gangar mail here that I would like to read.
Nice, where'd you find it? In my e-mail folders, in my, in
my inbox, in my Gangar mail. Do you not know how Gangar Mail
works? God, we're just teaching you so
much today, Corbin. Well, I just, I'd listen.
I'm more of a texter myself and I use social media.
I don't really send emails. Nobody sends them.
To me, what social media is your favorite?
Yeah. Probably Pumpkaboo.
Probably, Probably. I'll just say pumpkaboost guy.
I would say it's probably my favorite.
Pumpkaboost guy OK. Yeah, listen, I'm on like
pumpkaboost guy and stuff, but like, yeah, I don't really.
I don't get emails. Nobody sends them to me.
Well, you know, go ahead, send a Gengar mail to Corbin.
It's, you know, stinky baby Corbin at Gmail dot.
Baby boy Corbin. Baby Stinky.
Boy at Gmail dot Mr. Mime. No, I deleted that e-mail even
though Mr. Curtis keeps trying to recreate it.
Stop. I know you can't get rid of it.
It's on the Mr. MIME server. Sorry, we're.
I'm sorry, until Corbin has his own dedicated gang or mail,
we're just going to read from from the school's gang or mail
here. This one comes to us from Ash
Ketchum. What I see?
Oh, OK. Well, I don't know if it is the
Ash Ketchum, but the ginger male does say hello trainers, it is
Ash the Ketchum once again. So, I mean, it's, it's
definitely a person that's claiming to be the actual Ash
Ketchum, but well. Well, that guy's name is just
Ash Ketchum. This one says Ash T Ketchum, so
it's not the. Same Ash the yeah, Ash T Ketchum
The T stands for the. Right.
So I don't think that's the same person.
Yeah, Tiberius. No the.
Ash Tiberius Ketchum rolls right off the tongue.
Tiberius is his name. This is the T.
It is Ash the Ketchum once again.
As I am moving through my travels, I took an art class and
was inspired to draw some artist trading cards of the trainers of
this class of the wonderful world of Pokémon.
Well, drawing these, my favorite one to draw was Corbin.
I'm still awaiting the day I get to battle him once he gets his
first Pokémon. Me too, me too.
With Mr. Curtis I just had to add a spin rack to gain brownie
points. Hey, there he is.
Yeah, we love. Brown the Night Mother proves.
Is it myself? Is it I?
Which one is it? That one, That one is that's I
actually right there. OK, OK.
Yeah, once I moved on to Professor Jacob, I was running
out of steam, but I knew I had to finish him to complete the
trio. Wow.
I love, I love. Hashtag phone it in for the
professor. I love it.
I still love that I just kind of get the professor done I don't
want. To oh God I get it, the other
two look great but. I mean, I think mine still looks
pretty good. Yeah.
Yeah, it does. I hope these trading cards keep
you going and by the way, I have included duplicates so that each
one of you can have one of yourself, one of the professor
assistant and one of one of the professor.
OK, good. Wait, hold on.
We have actual cards to give out now.
I saw the picture of, you know, the e-mail, but like, do we
have, do we have cards? I mean, we just print this out
as many times as we want to. I guess I don't.
We just, yeah, let's just print it out and just like cut it
around. I got to laminate it though.
I have also included them on the discords that the virtual
students can do them on the Art Club channel.
I look forward to the next lessons Ash catch MPs.
Hi Corbin, I hope we can have a Pokémon battle soon.
I agree. I think that will happen soon.
As soon as I get, as soon as I get, you know, as soon as I get
Molly back, as soon as I get Jolt back.
Was it Jolt? No crap.
I'm a bad. It was come.
On it was zinc, I think. Trainer.
It was zinc, Yeah. Zinc Art.
Yeah, yeah. Jolt the Jolte on I'm.
Gonna have my team. I'm gonna have zinc, I'm gonna
get my boy, I'm gonna get my girl Molly in there, and I'm
gonna get my boy Rocket in there.
No rockets living out their dream all.
Right. And honestly, probably I'll
probably I'll have Toots tap in Toots the Teddy Ursa tap.
In OK, What about that fight, Perry?
I think Perry's gonna get involved.
Perry is not a fighter. He's a lover.
He's a therapist. He's not gonna do a good job.
Yeah, but every team needs a lover, I think.
I think you know you could use a therapist.
Perry's your bro he used to come to school every day with.
Perry. He is.
He is, and I probably would pick Donnie J, the Mr. Mime that
lives with my mom who helps out around the house.
I probably would pick him because he is a fighter and he
is. What do you what about your
really? He's very defensive of me.
Oh, you're right. Oh yeah.
We're just doing a recap, everybody I know.
Yeah, yeah. And and the roommate's name is.
Gordon Yeah, yeah, Gordon Cadabra this is great.
Is a is a great and he just a sense of humor there because he
dresses as a Mr. Rhyme. So I think it'd be great to have
him on the team as well. So I think that's my team.
OK, Yeah. Bite me, but like, can you
really control Gordon? I don't think you're going to be
really training Gordon. No, but he does sometimes
control me and I don't like that.
If I move your hands like. Other than that, it's.
Cool. Moves your hand like a puppet.
Well, like sometimes I'll be like carrying a glass and he'll
just like, you know, yank my hand and I'll just throw the
glass of water on the floor and he'll just think that's the
funniest. Thing and then he's like, clean
it up roomy. That is pretty funny, yeah.
He did go too far once I he did put he did put my head in the
freeze. Was looking in there to find
some little nuggies and and. He's like, you don't have enough
good boy points. And then he made me.
He controlled my hand and made me close it on myself.
So I was. Oh, that's that's less.
That's less fun and fanciful. That was that was less fun.
I told him to stop after that and then he did.
So now it's just playful stuff like the water.
Yeah, or like, you know, I. Put too much syrup on my
pancakes or something, you know I.
Mean like when you're trying to like, you know, put your fork in
your nuggies and then like you're like, I can't keep
getting there. Like this slightly moves to the
left or something. Yeah, so he, he, he, he does do
that playfully now. But yeah, the freezer thing was
too far. I told him to chill.
You end up stabbing your plate and it makes.
It wasn't cool. A horrible No, it wasn't with
your, you know, the metal rubbing against the porcelain.
And it's like, hey. What are you?
What are you talking about?
Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was thinking of my good
freezer joke. It's OK.
Nobody. Oh.
Yeah, sorry, Curtis, I didn't mean to give you the cold
shoulder. There it is.
All right, let's freeze on the Gordon talk.
Let's move on. Let's go back.
I agree and say thank you to Ash the Ketchum for their wonderful
art here. They said they included it on
the Discord but we may have gotten this Gengar a little
while ago. No, it was.
It was just the was I say six months ago.
So Porsche will go ahead and include the art again, just just
to make sure that everybody can see it.
Thank you so much, Ashley Ketchum, for taking the time out
of your busy, busy Pokémon training schedule.
You will, of course, be getting extra credit for this work.
I don't know if you're technically a student, but the
extra credit is awarded regardless.
Mr. Curtis, are we, are we handing out a Gold Star for
this? Of course, look at the beautiful
artwork and includes our our, you know, a spinner rack in it
too. I mean, we love that.
So of course. It's so good.
Our work's so good. I'm gonna throw in a Corbin star
in there as. Well, no, you can't.
Very much. Can't do.
Both. No, no, you're gonna negate.
You're gonna negate a gold. Star.
OK, I will keep the Corbin star to myself.
OK, good. OK, maybe, maybe I'll ask you if
you if you're a wore a Corbin star first next time instead of
asking Mr. Curtis. Yeah, if you get a, if they get
a Corbin star, then they can't have a Gold Star.
And that's the truth. Yeah, OK.
OK, alright, we we've hammered that home.
OK, thank you again Ash Ketchum for that for that wonderful
Gangar mail. If you students at home would
like to send us like Gangar mail, you can send it to WWO
Pokémon at at gmail.com. It's the same gang garmail
address we've had for the last, I don't know, 1000 years it
feels like. Yeah, yeah.
Send us. Send us an essay on a Pokémon
you like that's coming up. Send us artwork.
Send us, I don't know, a poem maybe?
A poem that would be. Great, or just send us an E gang
garmail saying what you like. You could send us some money.
Listen, there were some pokey dolls I saw at the store the
other day. They were really cute.
I'd love to buy some SO. Listen, just saying, there are
other ways you can donate to the classroom, and I will talk about
that at the end of the lesson. But for now, I think we should
move on to the lesson in earnest.
So I'm going to, I have my Pokeball here.
Let me just, I'm gonna. Oh, Dang it.
I. I dropped them to the pile of
pokeballs again. All right, you.
Need to put a labeler on them or something so you can tell.
You have to mark them with a sticker.
No, I can tell. I can tell which one it is.
Hold on. OK, I'm gonna I'm gonna be
digging through these. Can you?
Can you guys, Steve, you remember what Pokémon we're
learning about this week? Well, it's of course Decidua.
That's why I had to climb the local.
No, it's Rowlett, dummy. We're going to those.
Of those. Is it?
It's that one? Is it Sharpedo?
No, it's not. It's not Sharpedo.
I think it's about Swineub last week.
Do you remember Bob? Oh.
Yeah, and something about we retired, the last lesson I got
it, I wanted a pillow. And then I said something.
Oh, pillow swine is it is pillow swine.
Yes. Oh, wow.
OK, so we have to to get Corbin to remember things.
We have to, you know, do some kind of word association for
him. Yeah, that's how my brain works.
Yes, we are learning about pillow swine this week.
The evolved form of swine up. And I did.
I just retrieved the pokeball. It's here in my hand.
OK, so let's go. Let's let's see what this this
guy looks like. Oh no, that was that was a Geo
dude. Oh gosh, that's so silly.
I'm so sorry, yeah. We're going back to you're going
back to Canto Pokémon. Why is that one even here all?
Right, I'll put it back in the pokey ball.
Geez, sorry, sorry for all the pokey ball noises.
Everybody put it back in the pokey ball here.
I'll just rubbish to the ground again.
Why would I have a That's a good point, Corbin.
Why would I have a Geo dude pokey ball?
I don't know, that's a good question.
Is it this all right? Here we go, and here.
One more no chance. Pillow Swine.
Oh my. There.
It is. Wow, look at that.
That's a pillow swine if I ever see one for sure.
Wow, look at OK, I mean, it's not I was.
Half expecting a Tyranitar to come out, I was a little
nervous. Whoa, OK.
That didn't happen. Huh, good thing man, what an
interesting looking Pokémon. It just looks like a bigger
version of Swine Up, just with giant tusks.
I. Was about to say, what about all
these tusks on here? Yeah, let's let's, let's really
describe this Pokémon while we're here.
And what looks similar to swine up, it looks like it basically
looks like guys, it looks like a brown mop.
OK, take the handle off. With a brown mop.
And sits up. It's got these floppy droopy
ears and all this brown hair. You can't see its eyeballs at
all. Still has that little pink nose,
little pink baby nose. And it has two tusks on either
side of said baby nose. No feet to be found here.
Put that on a T-shirt. Hashtag it.
Let's go to trending #no. No feet to be found here.
It does have feet. It absolutely does have feet,
just can't see him under the fur.
Maybe it levitates like Mr. Curtis and Gengar.
No, it no, it has feet. Yeah, I don't know what check
about. I walk.
I have exactly 2 feet. We get a feet check on you,
pillow swine. Can I, if I may pause it, a
description of pillow swine please?
It kind of looks like a Doug trio hiding under a fuzzy
blanket. I could see.
That right, Maybe a Doug duo. It kind of looks like there's
only two of them, but it does. Maybe the third one's hidden
somewhere, but it looks like a Doug trio hidden under a fuzzy
blanket. And then it also has a face.
Right, it looks like, and there's a croissant stuck in
there somewhere. It's a just wrapped up in that.
Yeah, yeah. Wrapped up in there share.
The tusks. Yeah, it looks like it looks
like a croissant stuck in this furry blanket being worn by a
Diglett. I think it's a very good
description. At least at least 2 diglets.
A croissant stuffed in a furry blanket being warmed by a
diglett. Now, so go ahead and draw
virtual students. You want to draw that and send
it in. Go ahead and do that.
What do you call it's not Doug Trio?
What do you call it when it's 2? I mean, I did say Doug Duo, but.
Doug Duo, my bad. OK.
Yeah, so, OK, let's look at these tusks a little bit more
first. I mean, let's all say hi to
Pillow Swine. Hello, Peter.
Hi, Peter. Hi, Peter.
Yeah, that's what the poker ball says on the back.
It says Peter, Peter Pillow swine.
Wow, you got this one youth right.
This guy with with these perfect 2020 vision.
Yeah, you put it on the underside of it.
You have a, You have a name for. Why have I been naming all these
Pokémon when you have names for apparently?
All no. Oh wait, no, no, no.
Peter is the the Pokémon Ball, the Pokeball company that we get
them from. They make the the pokey.
Balls. Peter's pokey balls.
Yeah, Peter's pokey balls is where we.
Oh yeah, I was getting confused 'cause I'm like, I'm looking at
more of these pokey balls and they all say Peter on them.
Peter, kind of unoriginal with your naming.
Convention. I didn't name them, they just it
just it just is. You can see Peter Inc actually
so Peter's pokey balls. Oh right, forgot about that
manufacturer. P It's PP Ink.
PP Ink. Peter's.
PP Ink. Yeah.
Listen, they're not quality pokey balls, Peter.
Peter's balls, you know, aren't that good.
OK. The highest quality balls.
But you know, it's all the school can afford, so you know,
I was going to say. That's probably all the school
can afford, you know, so something.
You don't have to have the best balls.
Pokey balls, that is. Right yeah, we need better.
Peters is not the best I'm sure we could find somebody better.
So please donate to the school so we can get better pokey
balls. But the.
Price per quality ratio is is above par and that's what we
want. Right exactly Peters balls not a
fan. So can we please guys get some
Patreon money? Thank you.
You know, do you guys remember who was man?
So there. Was still like to name this one
Peter. OK, can we do that still?
There was a trainer, Red Train. There was a trainer.
His name was Red, right? Remember him?
Yeah, he's really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's the kid that Ash based his personality.
On Yeah, yeah. Now he had a rival who also
makes pokey balls. God, what were those pokey balls
called? Somebody remember?
Was it Blues balls? Ball.
Yeah, Blues balls. That's right, right now, those
are quality. Those are some quality pokey
balls. Yeah, no, the best ones are the
guy are Kurt from Bugsby's Town down in Joker.
Where we. Are South of here.
I forget I'm drawing a blank on the town name.
But anyways, Kurt, you want some good balls you take.
Some of those I think it's bugsy well.
It's Bugsy's town, what I say Bugsby.
I'm pretty sure you said Bugsby. 'S Bugsy.
Sorry. Yeah, down over there.
He's got the Kurt's in there. He makes dope poker balls made
from apricots and stuff. They're sick.
They're high quality. They don't suck like Peter.
'S bespoke balls from Kurt's. Right, sorry I just I just
remember it's Azalea town is where is where Bugsy is.
That's right. So is our Peter here?
Is he even awake? Hello.
He's up. Yeah, we're doing, we're doing a
Pokémon. That's right.
Roger sure talk about poker balls.
So yeah, Peter, you know, Peter just likes a chill.
This is a pre chill Pokémon. They can get moving pretty fast
though, so just be careful. Can we take a look at the tusks?
If you if you give them a touch, you might find they're pretty
cold. Hold on, Peter, do I have your
permission to touch one of your tusks?
OK. Is that a yes?
I don't speak pillows. I mean, touch this Tusk and find
out. Well, he didn't.
I don't. OK, so it's a yes.
OK. All right, so let me touch one.
Oh, it's a little bit chilly, Mr. Curtis.
Touch that Tusk. I don't I don't see what you're
talking about. This is a perfectly fine Tusk
here. No, no one's think it's bad.
It's just cold. You could give it a give it a
little bit of a wrap here and it you know, it's solid, solid
wrong. No, no, no, no.
Don't wrap up the the darn pillow swine, please.
Don't call your wrap please. Yeah, I will wrap it up if you
don't stop. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry. Yeah, No, I would.
I just meant like give it a little little tap, tap little
little. OK, Gotcha.
Yeah. Can you still get the web off
them? It's big and brown.
And what did we end up name? What was the name of this?
His name is Peter. Peter.
All right, Stuck Peter. Phoning it in today.
Man, he is like half asleep. Peter, I thought, I don't know.
I thought we had to never mind. I'm so sorry.
I I got distracted by the whole talk about the Peter Peter Inc,
the pokey ball manufacturing company.
I thought that's. Guys, this, this lesson's not
sponsored by them, so don't buy Peter's balls.
Yeah, please. It's PP Inc, Peter's Pokey.
Balls, go support Kurt down to Azalea Town.
He's got a small business. Yeah, or Blues balls.
He's OK, he's kind of AI, don't really like him that much.
Anyway, every time I go buy there they whenever I leave they
say smell you later and I'm like that's kind of mean.
I know, I know, it's kind of rude.
Anyways, what were you saying? Big and brown and it's got a
little pink nose and that's what I love about.
I mean, it's not green, but it's pink.
So that's something and I appreciate that, hey.
Professor, I know you're still single.
You should put that on your dating profile.
Big brown pink nose. Get all the ladies.
Big brown, pink note. OK, well, no.
Yeah, everybody will remind. People love pillow swine.
It'll remind the ladies of a pillow swine.
They'll be like, hey, let's go out.
OK, I don't think anybody knows anything about pillow swine,
which is why Corbin thinks that the ladies love pillow swine.
So I'm gonna go. Ahead.
Well, let's learn about it so we can figure it out.
I'm gonna go put Peter back in his pokey ball.
Here we go. Bye, Peter.
All right, now, let's take some time.
Let's read these Pokedex entries so we can all have a better
understanding of a pillow swine. All right, starting off in the
Jota region, the first entry says because the long hair all
over its body obscures its sight, it just keeps charging
repeatedly. I mean, I guess after it starts
charging, it'll just charge repeatedly because it like we've
all seen pillow swines and they don't just charge endlessly,
right? Yeah.
So why don't they? Just wasn't somebody just I
don't know how to get a hairdresser to trim those bangs.
Well, OK, you'll find that they do that.
The hair, long hair does serve a purpose.
Oh, it does. And maybe, you know, if you're
trainer and you have a pillow swine, it might be OK to trim
the hair around the eyes a little bit.
But I mean, you're you can't really do anything about wild
pillow swine. Yeah, yeah, they're kind of
ruthless. And you can put that on AT
shirt. Yeah, ruthless little hogs.
What's a hog? That's AI.
It's honestly it's a shortened version of what I call a hot
dog. Sometimes just call them hogs.
Call them hogs. Yeah, OK, yeah, I'm feeling
lazy. I want to call them a glizzy or
a hot dog. I just say.
It's like a hog. Hog it up today.
Let me get a hog on a bun. All right, the next entry says
if it charges at an enemy, the hairs on it's back stands
straight up. It is very sensitive to sound.
Same. So all of it's hairs.
So will you be able to see it's eyeballs and it's skin and or
whatever? I mean, yeah, I think so.
I think yeah. I mean, I don't know if you see
it's skin now, it's hair is pretty thick, but I think you
can see it's eyes when it I mean, it's not like pill.
This one isn't like Fortress or I don't know.
Yeah, we're not wondering what's in.
There we've we, it definitely has eyes.
We've seen the eyes. It's very easy to see the eyes.
It's not like Oh my God it's eyes are visible.
Sorry, Like pillow swine's like kind of cute, but like, I feel
like, I'm going to be honest, I feel like a shaved pillow swine
would. Not.
Oh, no, no, no. No God I feel like it would look
like a giant like toe or something.
So, virtual students, go ahead, send in your artwork.
No pillow swine. Oh God, please.
No, we will burn that. We will not.
Oh God. Shaved pillow swine.
Yeah. That's so, that's, it's so very
important for us to say, do not shave your pillow, swine.
They need that, absolutely. They need that fur to keep
themselves warm. That is true, and we'll learn
about that here in a little bit. Next entry says Although it's
legs are short, it's rugged hooves prevent it from slipping
even on icy ground. So no toes here.
Hooves for sure. No toes, only hooves.
I don't know, I feel like it kind of does have toes though,
and some and some artwork like I don't think it has maybe.
Different evolutionary paths have maybe some and not.
Just a hoof, but one big toe. So it's got two hooves per foot.
Too big. It's got a hoof.
It's a hoof with a toe on. But OK, so OK, sorry, I'm I'm
just comparing some things, some information that some pictures
and information I have now I do have a footprint you do for a
pillow swine and that's a hoof. That's a hoof.
For sure. OK, that's the hoof right there,
but I'm looking at the artwork in the Hoen Pokedex.
Sorry, no, sorry, not Hoen Sino. I'm looking at the Sino Pokedex
right here and it definitely has a couple pictures where the the
swine hub is reared up and I those don't look like hooves to
me. No, that looks like that.
Looks like 2 toes. Yeah, that looks like.
Yeah, it kind of looks like. Yeah.
So, Professor, I am also peeking over your desk.
Thank. Oh yeah.
Sorry, I needed to see this for myself honestly, and I'm seeing
one here from the Paldean region.
This is a picture that somebody took.
Those are two distinct 2 distinct toesies.
That's specifically the the kid, the Kitakami Pokedex.
Yeah, this. Is an artwork this this is a
picture. Yeah.
So I'm saying it's a picture. That's what I meant to say.
Sorry. Oh, look at their little eyes.
It's a it's a full on picture that somebody took in the Paldea
region. Those are definitely feet with
little claws on them. That is so.
I don't know, man. Something's up.
Somebody's lying. Well, Kid Kitakami, but yes.
That's part of Paldea, right? I don't know.
I'll be honest, I don't know. I don't know either.
I don't study. I don't study geography.
I will not read any explanations on it, so don't.
Don't waste your time, virtual students.
I hear you frantically running your computer.
To go Yeah, I can hear no tracking from here.
It's. Not a part of it.
No, it's, it's, it's it's own region.
But that's OK. We don't have to get into that
right now. OK, the moving on to the Hoenn
region Pokedex entries. The first one says Pillow Swine
is covered by a thick coat of long hair that enables it to
endure the freezing cold. This Pokémon uses its tasks to
dig up food that has been buried under ice.
That makes sense. What kind of?
Food. Like who put that food there?
Berries. Mushrooms.
Berries under ice. I feel like we talked about this
in swine of I don't understand the logistics of how how did
those berries get under that ice?
You know, they they probably fell out of a tree and then
just, you know, it probably snowed and then it froze over
top of them. Not that hard to figure out.
OK, well then just eat them from the tree.
He can't. You think that they can reach
the tree? You think that little thing can
reach the tree? And swine up as well?
Come on, they're like little. They kind of knocked the tree
over. Yeah, but they're not big enough
to do that. Not like a earth surrounding.
Just slam into trees and knock them over and grab honey and
berries. Wow, this guy, this guy's
remembering lessons, aren't you? You're just my smart little boy,
aren't you? Thank you.
You, professor. That's the kindest thing you
said. I'm blushing.
Thank you. Yeah, I don't know.
It's, it's maybe roots. Maybe it's like roots or like
something or like little mushrooms or something that
pillows my needs. Probably.
Probably that. Maybe some cabbage?
Maybe. Maybe some fish Pokémon that
were frozen underneath the water?
Oh yeah, just breaks right through the ice and grabs a
little a little shark pedo or something.
Yeah, it's a little shark. Grabs a little shark pedo today.
So hey, I'm feeling like a little.
Let me just grab a little A. Little shark pedo Little taste
of a shark pedo Just take a little bite out like.
Uses its tusks to get the shark pedo out and just the shark pedo
starts going crazy. Yeah, stabs like snapping
around. I don't think a pillow sign will
win that fight to be honest. Yeah, I mean, there's a type
advantage on the shark pedo's side and also speed.
I think so. Yeah, I think it would just turn
around and bite it. It's it's an uphill climb for
the pillow swine for sure. And I, it cracks me up that they
wouldn't just, you know, go for the Carvana first.
They're like Nah I'm just going to skip the Carvana and go
straight to the to Sharpito. Maybe a maybe maybe a remerade
would be more speed of a pillow swine.
You can easily just grab a remerade out or I don't know
probably small like. That, but I mean, remerades are
normally hanging around Mantines as well.
I mean, you, you would have no way of knowing that 'cause we
haven't talked about Rumor 8 yet, but soon, soon we'll talk
about right? And I mean that.
Not like soon is in like. Not to Sidui.
We're going. To talk about the sidui soon,
okay? All right, gotcha.
Like actual soon. I think we should just take a
quick look back at this poker century because we did jump over
it a little bit. But the first part says pillow
spine is covered by a thick coat of long hair that enables it to
endure the freezing cold. So, you know, that's that's kind
of why the hair is important, Corbin, because this Pokémon
lives in very, very cold climates.
So it needs that hair that that long, thick hair to prevent it
from freezing. I bet.
That would make a great blanket. Shaved pillows.
Wine. No, it's not worth it to see
what's underneath though, you know what I mean?
OK, also to harm the pillows Wine.
Right. I mean, you'd obviously have to
keep it in an environment that would, you know, not be cold
because it would just freeze to death.
But like. Yeah, but it wants to be in the
cold. That's where it gets its food.
Right. Well, listen, people are
selfish. I have no doubt that people have
made pillow swine coats and blankets and stuff like that.
People take advantage Pokémon all the time.
Like look at Mr. Curtis. He has like he has so many
thousands of dead spinner acts all because of his little
testing and breeding he does. Look at that.
It's the face of a monster. But that's out of love, and
that's about a love out of love and appreciation for the pure
spinner act form. Yes, I also cause agonizing pain
and death to those I love. Yeah, you do to me.
You just made the nice comment but good boy now you back to
this. He didn't deny the he didn't
deny that he loves me, though. You love the.
Professor. No, I don't.
I will not. I don't.
Got it. No.
All right, let's keep reading. So good.
Admire you or anything? What was that?
What did you say? Nothing.
Ice.
Let's go. We'll check the tapes.
Can't wait. No, I don't know.
She doesn't check it. All right, the next moving on to
the center region. The first entry says it's a
shaggy coat makes it unable to see.
It checks the surroundings with its sensitive nose instead.
What happens if it's sick and its nose is stopped up?
Well. You may remember that it's also
very sensitive to sound so. What happens if it's at a rock
concert and it can't really hear very.
Much I doubt. I mean, it's probably going to
start charging randomly, so we probably shouldn't have a pillow
swine at a rock concert. All right, everybody, keep your
sick pillow swines away from rock concerts.
Yeah, I think, man, maybe I should change the assignment to
a instructional video on how to keep your pillow swine happy at
a rock concert. Yeah, that'd be funny if we
actually had an assignment today, but I know we don't.
We always do. How would you keep your your
pillow swine happy at a rock concert?
We're not doing instructional video.
Today, well, I'm just asking a question, maybe if it's pulling
the room. Put it in a cooler, probably
freeze it out so it doesn't have to hear as much of the sound and
it's cold, but probably. Give it earmuffs or something,
or like earplugs. Yeah, I mean.
If you're going to a rock concert, you should be wearing
those anyways. You should, right?
You should, but also Pella swine also has like big muffy earmuffs
anyway naturally. But it's still sensitive to
sound I. Guess you're right.
Also maybe give it like something really nice to smell.
Yeah. Like, put those some berries in
there maybe, Yeah. Also you gotta buy it merch.
It's it's gonna love the merch. It's gotta have a big T-shirt
on. Yeah, maybe some WAP themed
merch, yeah. No, not our.
Merch the for whatever whatever rock concert you're at.
Yeah. What's your favorite?
What's your favorite rock band here in the Johto region?
What's Curtis? You seem like you have your hand
raised. Yeah, you have your hand up.
You want to answer first, Mr. Curtis, go for.
It of course it's bug stars bug stars.
Yeah. Is that is that Wait, hold on,
is that like a pop group? I don't know if I.
Really, it's a bunch of bug trainers from the forest area
that have gotten together to. That's funny, I got one now so
I'm going to say it. Mine's my favorite is the Fur
Foo Fighters. The Fur Foo Fighters.
Yeah, that, that's my. Favorite band?
OK, OK, OK. Yeah, that's that's pretty.
Good. Love their music.
Such, such good stuff. Corbin.
Corbin, do you think of yours? Nothing.
Bro no I got nothing. Alright, Corbin.
Maybe circle back to me, Professor I I'm drawing a blank
on all these band names, right? Now, yeah, I know I it's it's
whenever like you, you know, you know that you have favorite
music and then when somebody says, hey, what's your favorite
band? What's your favorite song like?
All of a. Sudden like just, I don't know.
Every music you've ever listened.
To I'm. I'm thinking of too many names
right now. That's.
The I know you're such a you're, it's just you're such a big
music guy, Corbin, you're always singing so.
Corbin, what's your favorite rock band?
Oh yeah, and he's jumping up and down.
He remembered his. OK, so definitely my favorite
one. I'm gonna say Mareeb token.
I would say that's. Probably my favorite mareeb
token. OK.
Mareeb token. OK, yes.
Mareeb I like. I like Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Those are my favorite rock band. Well, that was well, Mr. Curtis,
they also got the name wrong because it's.
Not Chili Peppers. Pelopper wait, is it?
I got it. I'm used to Curtis.
Mr. Curtis saying Pella Peppers that it Yeah, red hurt sounded
wrong to me. Yeah, red hot minute chili
pelippers. Chili Pelippers.
Man, red hot. Yeah, they're a great band, Mr.
Curtis. Red Hot Chili Pelippers.
And the pelippers. Pelippers, yeah.
Red Hot Chili Pelippers. Is a great Can we say it?
How many more times can we say it?
A great, a great a great. My favorite rock band, the Red
Hot Chili Pelippers. OK, so if we're if we're all
going around the room, mine's the fur fruit fighters.
Mine's MAREEP token. The mines are red Hot Chili
Peppers. No.
Pelippers Pelippers Pelli Peppers, Red Hot Chili Pelli
Peppers. No.
Anyways, it's. Neither pelippers.
I'm gonna go ahead and read some Pokedex entries.
Now that's a good idea. That's a good idea, Anybody?
Remember what Pokedex entry we were on?
I think we were on Unova. I think we, I did.
I don't think we. I think we just read the first
one in the Sino region. Yeah, I think we're showing
Sino. OK, second one and the last one
in the Sino region says covered by a shaggy coat.
It is strong against the cold. It's tusks of ice thicken when
it snows. Yeah.
So they're made of ice. The tusks are made of ice, which
is why they're cold. And it's interesting that like,
I guess the snow kind of like just amalgamates on the on the
tusks. So if you're going to fight a
pillow swine, don't do it when it's snowing because those tusks
are ready to go. Yeah.
OK. Moving on to the UNOVA region,
there's only one new entry here. It says with its excellent sense
of smell, it's even able to find mushrooms that are buried under
frozen ground. There it is, There we go.
So it's eating. There it is.
It's eating mushrooms. There's the money.
That's what it's doing. Well, yeah, we learned about
that last week. Swine up.
Well, let's. Go around the classroom and tell
us all about your favorite mushroom.
What? I don't have a favorite.
I feel pretty comfortable saying I don't have a favorite
mushroom. And if you're one of those
people that does, maybe you should not have friends because.
It's kind of weird. Mine is the Nitro shroom.
OK. So you're weird.
Yeah, OK. Explain why do you like that
one? Cuz it gets me RIP roaring ready
to go. RIP roaring ready to go.
Let's get 1/2 of that in the morning instead of coffee, am I?
Right. Yeah, or a blue shroom.
It's good too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that made by the same guy that makes the pokey balls?
Yes, exactly. Yes, what weird markets get into
pokey balls and mushrooms? But I mean, he grows that he
doesn't. Make the money is.
It makes sense to. Me archies made all of the
mushrooms. Well, he can farm them.
Archaeus made all the mushrooms. T-shirt.
Archaeus made the mushrooms. We just farm them.
We're just they're care. T-shirt.
Sure. Yeah, OK.
That's. Right.
Don't forget it y'all. OK, there's no new entries here
from the Kalos region, and Alola did not, was not interested in
pillow swines and they're not there at all.
Their pillow swines must not be their fault.
They must have been the best pillow swines ever.
You know why they're not interested?
They shaved it and saw what it looked like underneath.
We don't want, we don't want to do a Poconex entry.
We don't want to do it. All right.
Count us out. What do you say?
Count us out. Yeah, count us out.
We're not. We're done.
We're we're done. We're not doing.
It nothing new in the Gala region, but there is something
from the Hissui region. It says the long fur of this
Pokémon covers its eyes, ears, and even limbs, allowing pillow
swine to resist harshly frigid conditions.
The Pokémon's white tusks can be used to defeat its enemies.
Well, yeah, it's pretty much the only thing it really has going
for it are the nice attacks. Like physically all it can
really do is like, it can't really kick very well.
I don't know. It's very effective at tackling.
You could just stab. It also.
The horn attack would do it. It also appears to have some
ground related abilities as well.
Yeah, like earthquakes and mud slaps and and the like.
Not mentioned in the pokedex at all.
So. Yeah, you know, OK, OK.
How do you know it's true then? Well, because, you know, there
have been famous Pokémon battles with pillow swines that use
ground moves like that. OK, I mean it's.
Just maybe that footage is curated by the government.
The government, Yeah. Tell us more about the
government, Corbin. I am 10.
I don't know nothing about the. Government.
Me neither, because, you know, it's not.
Well, honestly, I don't know who rules us.
Is there a king or a monarchy? And maybe you should be a little
bit more in tuned with local politics that maybe you're part
of the problem. Do we even have mayors?
Is there? Of course there's a mayor of
Johto. I mean he was almost killed by
Gligars. Right, right.
Exactly. Fun and we have a rock climbing
building a rock climbing place center that's named after the
mayor right Well not it's it's Oh yeah in memoriam of the mayor
of Johto of. Who didn't die at all.
He didn't die. Right.
Who's still alive? Isn't there a karate king?
Expand, expand on that. What's up where Where?
Are you seeing buddy? There's a there's a karate king
Keo is the in Saffron City. Yes, Saffron City in the Johto
region. Right, right.
Busted. Nick, that's a that that that's
from our home region of Canto. Mr. Curtis.
Oh, that's right, Curtis. I didn't follow.
I didn't. I didn't follow Paula.
Mr. Curtis know where he is. Everything is just the same
region now. And geography is not Mr. Curtis
strong suit, No. Right, exactly.
You have to talk to Mr. Pebbles for that.
Professor Pebbles, I should say sorry, but yeah.
Saffron City Geology. I didn't pay.
Attention to geology, old Professor Pebbles is my geology,
not geography, Yeah. That's what that's why I said,
but you know, I, I feel like we didn't, we, I didn't follow
politics when it was in the cancer region either.
So I'm definitely not going to know who's ruling us here.
But I'm 10. I don't need to be studying
politics. And it'd be frolicking in like
the grass and like hanging out in swings and stuff.
Hanging out in swings and stuff. OK, there's nothing new from the
Paldea region either. So let's move on to the unique
entries. Because there's nothing from the
Lentil region, we have one unique entry.
It comes to us from Don's Pokedex.
My baby girl. I knew it.
I said it when you said it, baby
girl. Yeah, of course, it says Pillow
swine, the swine Pokémon and the evolved form of swine up.
Pills wine's entire body is covered with fur, which makes it
hard to see, so it uses its nose to scent its environment
instead. Yeah, that's fair.
I mean, like, can you do you think that they can smell like a
Cliff? Like if they're like walking up
to like a Cliff edge, can think they can smell that there's the
ground's not there anymore. Probably, yeah.
It smells different. You know, if you're pressing
your nose against the the ground versus you're sniffing 200 feet,
I don't know how to explain it, but like there's a difference
between sniffing the earth and then being like, Oh yeah,
there's nothing under my nose right now.
I mean, you go from sniffing the earth to.
Sniffing the sky. Sniffing much less Earth, yeah.
Well, the Earth, you're not even sniffing the Earth.
The Earth's 200 feet down, so you're not.
Sniffing the earth, I know. Well, I said, you're sniffing
much less earth, right? Because it used to be like
almost all earth. All earth, Less earth, Little
bit less earth. Now almost no earth.
There must be a. Now there's no earth at all.
Now your now your front feet are hanging off of something that's
on the back up. And you're not like super,
you're a little bit top heavy, so you're kind of tipping over.
Yeah, exactly. Right, exactly.
So then you got to kind of do a 180 and just go back and then
your back feet are falling off now you're falling.
And then you gotta have your that's why you don't, you don't
go with the cliffs alone. You have your friends help you
because then they can help you. Back up now that actually the
top everything kind of leads a little bit well into a Segways,
as some would say into the assignment here, which is good
because we're done with the Pokedex centuries.
So we are doing an essay today. The essay is, you know, it's
it's more of a participation thing.
Just just do it and I'll give you your participation points,
but I do it when I feel like there is an aspect of the
Pokémon we didn't really cover. So my essay question that I am
proposing to you guys, why are they shaped like that?
Why are they shaped like? That why are they built like
that? Why, why, Why pile of swine
shaped like that? What's the pile really like
under this? Yeah, it is a pile of swine for
sure. Bunch of swines just piled up.
Like, I mean, so we talked about how it's, it's very vertical,
right? Great ups.
And the Pokedex never really kind of talked about why it's
this like horizontally compact, but pretty vertically elongated.
I'm just, I'm just kind of wondering why.
So take your time. Write an essay that explains
that to me. You got it.
OK, we'll we'll meet back, meet back here, meet back here when
we're done. Meet back here.
OK, Meet. Back here when we're done.
OK. All right.
I think I've given you guys enough time here.
You all you all done. Someone say a little bit too
much? Too much.
OK, what? You were thrilling your thumbs
for a little bit. I mean, yeah, yeah.
All right, I mean, well then this put my toes just poke
there. This this essay must be amazing,
right? It's pretty.
It's pretty darn good. It's pretty gosh darn good,
professor, I'll say that. Mr. Curtis is asleep right now.
So no, no, no, no, I'm here. I swear you were asleep.
Definitely. I'm ready, Professor.
I just had to get. I was getting my paperwork
together over here. I had written this.
Your eyes closed. And your head I had.
Written this great. Rule dripping from your open
mouth. I had written this great big
long essay and then I Oh no, I, I, Oh no, look, I drooled all
over it. Oh no, all the inks run.
Oh no, Professor. It's like 30 homework I.
Guess you got to restart. It was like 30 pages long.
Oh, he wants. To take another break so you can
restart. Yeah, he wants to.
You want, you want to take the time to write again, Mr. Curtis.
Well, I, I did have this little backup one here.
This was not really like my, my A tier work, but I you know,
I've got the, the the backup one here and it's just a paragraph,
but you know, I'll, I'll, I'll present this one to the class
professor. Great.
Well, we'll start with Corbin. So if you want to pump it up a
little bit, you can. Let's hear it.
Come on, Corbin, let's go. All right, all right, so I hyped
it up. Here you guys go.
So again, the essay question for everybody in mind is why is it
built like that? Why is Pillow Swine built like
that? Why?
Why it look like that? So let's let's paint a little
picture here. So many centuries ago, I think
pillow swine developed in its body this increasingly large,
this giant warm fluid filled SAC beneath its skin and bones.
And I think that's what's hiding up there in that little Dome
like a balloon. But you know, it's pea SAC
filled with fluid. It's a heat sack.
Keeps the pill how? Old are you professor?
That was funny. So anyways, it keeps the pillow
swine insanely warm. So what happened is it started
to overtime start seeking out colder temperatures to regulate
said heat. As its hair grew and trapped in
more heat, it had to found that living in even more harsh frigid
temperatures provided enough of a balance.
So again its hair kind of would grow and then it was like I need
to find somewhere even colder. So eventually it found a good
balance. So with that being said, the
hair and the fluid sack heater are both vital for pillow swine
survivability in the cold, specifically very very very
frigid temperatures. However, if it travels to more
temperate areas with like its trainer or something, it is
recommended to trim set hair in order to expel more heat instead
of trapping it. And obviously if you go to a
really warm area, it is OK to shave that down and turn that
fur into a blanket or a coat and then sell it.
And that is my essay. Wow.
OK, wow. We, we moved into fur there,
which is kind of weird. OK.
So, OK, so you're saying that it's there's like a very warm
liquid in in the humps is what you're saying?
In in the hump. There's well, OK, I guess there
is technically one hump. It kind of looks like 2, but
yeah, I guess there's one hump because the other one, but it's
got such a big forehead. That's not nice.
It well, it's not mean. It does.
Yeah, that's true. Like this thing is not
aerodynamic in any sense of the word.
No, no, no, no, no. It's slow.
OK, but OK, so so P sack is what you're saying keeping it warm?
P Sack. Yeah, whatever.
I mean, yeah. Yeah, it's like a silo.
A silo full of P. OK.
Hashtag sell a full of pee. Put on a T-shirt pillow swine on
it anyways. Continue.
Like peelo swine, am I right? Professor, you're so funny, all
right? That's enough pee pee jokes for
our younger listeners. Thank you very much.
All right, What were you saying? Let's see what Mr. Curtis has.
OK. Yeah, go ahead, Mr. Curtis, I'll
give you. Permission.
Thank you. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
OK. All right, So we all have.
I'm sorry. Hold on.
Yeah. Just gonna put yeah, but.
That Maple syrup let. Me, get a good sip of SAP.
OK, here we go. We all have theorized as to what
the pillow swine looks like under all that fur.
Well, I'm here to definitively say I have discovered the truth.
He did it. All pillow swines are actually
just swine hubs that have fallen in love with the POC Runk
Rock'n'roll scene and they have decided to grow out all their
fur on top of their head like a Mohawk.
That's right that this is what makes them look much taller like
than than they actually are. The big hump on the back is and
and all of that height is actually just fur.
That's it. It's all in a Mohawk.
They don't grow it out the size, it goes up and over and then the
tests are just artificial straps on on the side of their heads.
This is how they distinguish themselves from the real fan and
the so-called fans that are actually just posers.
Thank you. Wow, wow and it wow.
I wonder what his, you know, super long.
There's 30 pages. They would have been like.
Yeah, I would have loved to have heard that.
Maybe at an outtake? It was a much, it was a much
more in depth breakdown, but that that's fine.
That's basically post wines are actually just swine hubs that
have really potent mohawks that go up and then fold over and
drope over their entire bodies. So it's all hair, is what he's
saying. It's all.
Hair. It's all hair.
That's like all hair.
This wine is 90% hair. Yes, and taped on.
Taped on tusks. Strapped on.
And it's a balloon that sometimes deflates in the
between rocks, but that's beside.
No, it's not. It's not another higher balloon.
Clefairy. Yeah, another hot air balloon
like Clefairy. It's on.
It's not another hot air balloon.
OK, so we have P sack and all hair.
That's you know what, that's good enough for me, I suppose.
OK, good job, everybody. It's a it's a participation
grade. So everybody gets full marks
because you did. And I, I can't say you didn't
participate because you absolutely did participate.
OK, let's, let's, let's go ahead and put pillow swine to bed
here. Does anybody know what Pokémon
we're going to be learning about next week?
Is it decision? Why Professor?
It's not no, it's not decision. Why?
It's not decision? Why?
Good guess though. Good guess.
It could have been it always. Could not.
It's not Mammo Swan, is it? Scarman.
Amazing how you always know when a pokey, like if we're not
talking about the evolution of a Pokémon, you always seem to know
that That's the next one. Corbin.
I don't know how you do. That that was a guess.
Well, it has swine in the name, so I figured that would make
that's the only Pokémon that has swine in the name.
So I figured that would make the most sense.
So it was pretty easy to figure that out.
Is that true? Is that true?
Hold on, you guys pretty sure don't check.
Is that true? No, you don't need to.
No, just no. We'll have an e-mail that will
tell me I'm wrong, I'm sure. I think he's right.
I think it is the only other one that has swine in it.
Yeah, I'm not wrong, is it? Is it?
Is it Skarmory professor? It's not Skarmory.
One more guess. Is it glycore?
Glycore. No, it's not glycore.
You already had your guess. Mr. Curry gets one more guess.
Wait, no, I said. This is Ryan Skarmory.
I know, but I said you get. I said you each get one more
guess. Hit him on top.
OK, you fail. We are learning about Corsola
next week. Corsola.
Yes. Corsola AKA the coral Pokémon,
yes. I'm also surprised that it's
from the Johto region and not a different region.
OK, but we can learn all of that.
We learn. About that in Canto.
No no, we learned about other pink small Pokémon in Canto.
Yeah, other pinks. That's right.
Yeah. So you guys can look forward to
that next week, but until then, if you have any questions for
me, the professor, you can send it to our Gengar mail at
wwopokemon@gmail.com. You can find links to our other,
other places you can find us like I think Instagram and oh
boy, what was it? Pumpkaboo Sky.
That's right. That's what it's called.
We're that's a new one that we're on Pumpkaboo Sky.
We're also on YouTube. Mr. Curtis, can you tell us a
little bit about the YouTube channel?
Well, I think all of our students here should come out
for a our Sunday night study sesh where we index.
Specifically, a study break. No, no, it is.
It's a deep, deep study set. We're studying video games where
we get it. We get deep into the, you know,
the material of class and we talk to you all and tell you,
you know all about what you should expect with the Pokémon
of the upcoming week. And no, it's a stream.
We don't do this, it's a stream. We don't do any of.
That no, we don't do this. No.
OK, well, OK, maybe we're maybe we're more or less not studying
the Pokémon, but more like the awesomeness of different video
games and. That's close.
Yeah. Let's see what you get that.
Confused. All right, and now let's explain
that in a way that's the comprehensible to the virtual.
Students Sunday nights you all should join us for our Sunday
night study break stream where we.
There we go. Get to talk to you all and you
all could talk to us and we have a fun time playing some games.
We were doing a run at Pokémon Stadium and.
Hey, who knows, we might be doing a run of another Pokémon
Stadium. Right podium on Stadium 2 by the
time this comes out. Just go to the go to the YouTube
and check it out. You'll find out.
Right there. And Corbin, since you want to
talk and promote stuff, what's your favorite thing about the
Patreon? Probably, I would say probably
the outtakes and bloopers is one of my favorite things because
it's all the stuff that didn't make it into the regular lesson.
So again, there's a lot of stuff that we talk about, stuff that
happens in between, you know, writing essays.
We talk about a lot of different stuff that's not just Pokémon
related. It's like a podcast in and of
itself because, you know, we don't have one.
This is just a lesson. Series this is our only way to
do to get into that sweet, sweet podcast market is to put it in
our Patreon disguised as a Bluebirds and Outtakes video or.
Exactly. That's the only thing that
works. But yeah, so we'll, we'll
explain this in a way that doesn't confuse the listeners.
So yeah, it's I'll take some bloopers compilation on the
Patreon. The professor's assistant, the
highest tier on Patreon for $10 a month.
You can listen to the outtakes and deleted scenes.
Super cut. So it's some good stuff in
there. Get to learn a lot of cool stuff
and get to have a a laugh in and of itself.
It's hilarious. And give it a shot, guys.
TuneIn. And I think, listen, I think
that's enough self promotion for today.
So I'm going to go ahead and say until next time, classes
dismissed.