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Hello there. 
Welcome to the world of Pokemon.

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My name is Professor Jacob. 
And I am so excited to be back 

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because today is a momentous 
day. 

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We're finally finishing out our 
studies on the, on the first 

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three starter Pokemon. 
We're about to break out into 

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the world, the further world. 
Of Pokemon or can talk about 

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Pokemon that people don't talk 
about 24/7, we can actually 

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learn about some new interesting
things but we got to get through

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this lesson first. 
So today, joining me as always 

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is my wonderful teaching. 
Assistant, mr. 

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Curtis say hello to everybody. 
Oh Professor, I'm so excited. 

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I'm so excited. 
This means so much more to me 

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now that we can Branch out away 
from these dreadfully, boring 

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starter Pokémon. 
You know, I didn't say they were

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dreadfully boring. 
I'm saving people talk about 

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them a lot closer. 
Closer to those good bug type 

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Pokemon. 
I'm just I'm so ready. 

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Yeah closer than you might 
think. 

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All right. 
And then the third person in the

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classroom is of course my 
Favorite students Corbin inks. 

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Corvin yeah. 
Okay I'll make that statement 

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good to be here you know curse. 
I think the reason you're so 

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interested in bugs is because 
you have a bunch of QT flies 

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swarming around you because you 
stink, oh yes, you smell really 

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bad today. 
Like particularly just in usual 

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here late last night I haven't 
gotten to take a shower yet. 

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I was well in just interesting 
Lee enough clean, okay? 

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I can't focus. 
I can't. 

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I honestly, honestly, ircs, I 
cannot focus, because he's 

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fucking stinks. 
So goddamn bad please because 

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somebody hose him down. 
Do you have a professor to your 

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hose out back? 
Cause he stinks. 

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He smells. 
All right. 

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Ru Ru done insulting my teaching
assistants. 

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No. 
Are you gonna hose him down or 

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not? 
He stinks. 

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Now. 
You are being very rude. 

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I must admit mr. 
Curtis, you are quite pungent 

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today, but luckily, luckily for 
you and for all of us, actually 

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the Pokémon that Learning about 
today is quite quite efficient 

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at hosing things down. 
Does anybody know what that 

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Pokemon is? 
Oh no, horsey, I can't, but what

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I know. 
So last lesson we talked about 

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Wartortle, does anybody know 
what comes after Wartortle? 

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Oh no, it's blasty boy, egg 
last. 

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Exactly. 
So let's take a good look at 

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this blasty boy, that was low in
to me from the one and only 

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Professor. 
Okay. 

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There he is. 
There's the plasti boy. 

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Hey, alright, so go up now. 
You'll notice he's very heavy 

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and he's heavy for a very 
specific reason. 

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If you could show us that 
reason. 

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Good old blasty boy, and, and 
point your hydro cannons right 

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on over to mr. 
Curtis rusted piece Curtis. 

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This is not going to feel good. 
Wow. 

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How it blew your pants? 
Right off. 

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Mr. Curtis so they have any 
extra pants for. 

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You are packing. 
My friend. 

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Let me go change. 
Oh my God. 

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Okay, well while he's changing 
corpsman, can you, I'm sure for 

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the brief amount of time that 
our blast, evil way AKA 

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Blastoise was out. 
I'm sure you noticed a few 

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things about him, anything you'd
like to comment on or mention. 

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Well, I all I have to say is 
Blastoise more than likely is a 

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fan of the Second Amendment, 
because he's got some big old 

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gods. 
Got some big old guy. 

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Guys that is that is I think the
most interesting and prominent 

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feature of a Blastoise 
especially comparing him to his 

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previous Evolutions which I'm 
sure we will. 

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All recall had a startling lack 
of any kind of cannons. 

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Okay, I'm back. 
Welcome back to see it. 

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Let me, let me, let me just say 
thank you. 

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I hope I feel so much more 
refreshed now, and ready to 

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learn. 
I really should have told you to

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close your eyes first. 
I'm sure that I did, I did lose 

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my contacts but I have switched 
over to my glasses now so I 

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should be able to see okay but 
you know it's interesting we 

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don't really know where 
Blastoise as water comes from. 

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All right. 
We don't really know where it 

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comes from and it comes from the
Cannons. 

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But like how does it get to 
Those cannons. 

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I don't knows we're here to 
figure out you're the professor.

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So profess me profess my love 
for you. 

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No, I don't think so. 
Not in this classroom, I am 10. 

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Keep that in mind. 
I'm a ten year old trainer. 

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Keep your hands off my 
professor. 

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I wish you keep annoying me. 
That's the problem here. 

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I have never touched the student
in my life. 

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All right, I want that on 
record, not once. 

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That's right. 
No, it's too much time with your

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mom. 
I'm Corbin. 

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My mom says that you touched 
her, more ways than one and the 

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private sessions. 
But I think that just means 

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emotionally, I don't think that 
means you actually touched her, 

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right? 
Yes, of course. 

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So, who's ready to learn about 
Blastoise today? 

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Maybe I do. 
I do, I do anybody else? 

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Mr. Curtis, and I know, you know
everything about Blastoise, but 

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I'm sure you're ready to 
refresh. 

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Yes. 
I'm always, it's good. 

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Good. 
So my good old friend Blastoise 

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here today. 
Well, let's get to, let's get to

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the meat of the lesson and Start
diving to some of these Pokedex 

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entries. 
Speaking of Meat, part of Curtis

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is skin on his face is peeling 
off because of the high water 

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pressure so you might want to 
get that checked out by your 

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real doctor not a trap. 
I got we have a chance in the 

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school nurses office. 
I'll go get her to take a look. 

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Don't look, don't bother the 
chance. 

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See I have some tape right here,
we'll just tape it right back 

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on. 
Okay, yes of course, Professor 

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whatever you say you don't 
bother the chance, you would 

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these menial issues. 
But as I was saying, we are 

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going to start our pokedex entry
reading as we always do. 

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By looking at the Kanto region. 
So, the first entry here says, 

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Blastoise is a brutal Pokemon 
with pressurized water jets on 

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its shell, they are used for 
high speed tackles, what? 

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Yes, yeah. 
This very first public Centre 

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makes no mention of it. 
Using its the Cannons on its 

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back for any kind of blasting 
with water. 

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I don't see how that makes sense
for a tackle because the Jets 

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are pointed towards its face. 
So what it does, this is just 

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tackle back. 
Words, I don't understand how 

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that works. 
Okay, imagine this. 

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So what's one thing that we 
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Squirtle and Wartortle 
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they Gallop in their shells? 
Exactly. 

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That's what that's what the 
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And its belly is much more, like
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of it. 
So, once it's inside of its 

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shell, it then shoots out the 
water and that shoots, it 

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backwards, I guess. 
Yes, it is going to go in 

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reverse, but I think that kind 
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bit. 
Better. 

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Okay yeah. 
So a bit more because I 

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definitely have some questions 
about Blastoise that I need 

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answered today. 
Well, from these Pokedex 

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entries, you probably won't get 
them. 

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All right, the next one says, 
once it takes a man it's enemy. 

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It blasts out water with even 
more Force than a fire hose. 

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Whoa, Curtis asked in. 
Yeah, you can you attest to that

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mr. 
Curtis. 

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Yes, I can. 
All right. 

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Almost blacked out there. 
Couldn't breathe. 

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But I'm glad I'm still here to 
be here for class. 

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We are all glad that you're 
here, right Corbin. 

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I mean I could do without the 
competition on the quizzes but 

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whatever it's not a competition.
It is for me, it's personal for 

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me. 
All right. 

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Well then you think you would do
better? 

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Sorry. 
Yeah, you're right true. 

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All right. 
Next one it has spouts extending

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from its shell at the top. 
They spray water like cannons 

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hard enough to pierce concrete 
walls. 

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Al's. 
Or Curtis is skin. 

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I mean yeah I mean damn you 
survive that mr. 

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Curtis that's impressive must 
have been taking it easy on me. 

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Probably probably probably have.
Maybe he has the tough hide 

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ability that a lot of sturdy 
Pokemon have so that's all from 

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the Kanto region. 
Let's move on forward into the 

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Johto region. 
It deliberately makes itself 

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heavy so it can withstand The 
Recoil of the water jets at 

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fires, oh, that makes sense. 
So I guess it like really like 

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stocks up on food and it makes 
itself nice and fat. 

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Mmm. 
Also if you if you got a good 

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look at its feet, it's its claws
or kind of position in such a 

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way that it's really good to 
like grasp the ground and latch 

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onto the ground. 
Which I'm sure also helps 

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because it's a lot of force that
it's putting out with Is water 

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jets? 
Mmm the rocket cannons on its 

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shell fire jets of water, 
capable of punching holes 

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through thick steel Jesus. 
Yes, I concrete know, it's 

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steel. 
That's what they say in the 

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Johto region Jesus so I can't 
get all know that. 

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We all know that Joe chose seal 
is subpar steel. 

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I mean, right at home, telling 
me that a Blastoise can shoot a 

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Fucking hole through a Steelix. 
Is that what you're trying to 

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tell me? 
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should equate the, the Tough 
Armor of a Steelix to that of 

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regular steel, drum true. 
So, yeah, we'll get a 

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good-looking that at that 
Pokémon in few years or so, two 

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tires. 
Yeah, it will get better. 

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We'll get there. 
Okay, well this last one here 

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says it firmly plants. 
Its feet on the ground for 

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shooting water from the Jets on 
its back. 

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So it makes itself heavy and It 
firmly plants those feet right 

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on the ground. 
Dig it. 

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Yeah. 
Well no, no digging just okay, 

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excuse me. 
Plant in planting. 

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Yeah. 
Okay. 

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Now, moving on, to the Hoenn 
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least four. 
Charizard, Hoenn region makes a 

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lot of bold claims, but I think 
I really do think they do a very

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good job with their Pokedex 
entries, although they do a lot 

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of repeating, but I'm always 
impressed, Brahms stuff. 

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Well, I mean sometimes he's a 
fucking ass but sometimes yeah, 

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so that was he's known as a fuck
ass. 

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That's true. 
So let's see what he has to say 

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about Blastoise. 
Blastoise has water spouts that 

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protrude from its shell. 
Yeah. 

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But we fucking know. 
Yeah. 

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The waterspout that this is, 
this is very interesting. 

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The waterspouts are very 
accurate, they can shoot bullets

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of water with enough accuracy, 
their strike empty cans from a 

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distance of over 160 feet. 
Write that down. 

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Wow, 160 hundred feet precisely 
in credible. 

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That's like a football field. 
Right. 

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Not quite right, right? 
That's, that's a little bit more

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than, was it a third of a 
football. 

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Wait, what is football? 
I don't know. 

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But I know, I'd like to play it.
I've heard of Pokeball. 

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That's right. 
Which is you throw. 

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That's not that, you know, of 
course that's what that's what 

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there's some communication 
issues here but there's also a 

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sport called Pokeball. 
You just take a bit of and kick 

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it around. 
So, only thing ghosts aren't my 

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favorite sport? 
Yeah, everybody hates video. 

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From fact, I'm thinking I'm, we 
might just skip video, but when 

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we get there we do. 
We should um, okay. 

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So more from the horn. 
Mmm it crushes, it's phowa under

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its heavy body, causing it to 
faint, Cosmic, causing fainting.

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Sorry, in a pinch, it will 
withdraw inside of a shell. 

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And then, another one here, says
the pressurized water jets on 

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this brutal, Pokemon shell. 
Argues for high-speed tackles 

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Zoom, another one of those 
high-speed tackles. 

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All right, so one more here from
the center region again, what? 

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Oh, Lola Kalos to Nova and 
Galler. 

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Gal are still use the exact same
Pokedex entries from the 

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previous regions some original. 
I know it's frustrating, 

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honestly. 
Anyways, the Jets of water, it 

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spouts from the rocket cannons 
on its shell can punch through 

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thick Steel. 
So I don't know. 

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It's weird that it calls them 
rocket cannons. 

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We've heard rocket cannons 
pressurized water, jets, and 

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spouts. 
Water spouts is another one 

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which is particularly weird. 
All right, so I believe that's 

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it for the different Pokedex 
entries but like Charizard and 

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also Venus or even though we 
don't really talk about me or 

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Blastoise has a few alternate 
forms, of course. 

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So it also has a mega-evolved 
form and a gigantic Max form. 

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So let's first talk about the 
the mega form. 

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There really isn't much to talk 
about here, at least from 

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Pokedex entries. 
We, I will describe it more in 

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detail a little bit later on, 
like, the actual like what it 

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looks like. 
But for now we're going to just 

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read this. 
The cannon on its back is as 

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powerful as a tank gun. 
Jesus Christ. 

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Yes, I do. 
Yeah. 

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It's tough legs and back. 
Enable it to withstand The 

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Recoil from firing the cannon. 
Yeah. 

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Curtis. 
If This Were a mega that shot 

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you holy fuck your head would be
gone home. 

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Boy. 
Yeah you have a hole in the 

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center of you to be holy yeah. 
Alright so that's it. 

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It for the Mega Evolution 
pokedex entry is now, there's 

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two here for the gigantic Max 
entries. 

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It says, it's not very good. 
I precision shooting when 

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attacking what it's just. 
Not another fucking thing. 

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Said, it was. 
That's that's the regular 

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version. 
This is gigantic. 

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Max0, special version just 
sucks. 

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Okay, I mean the gigantic 
version just sucks. 

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You can't well, hon. 
Let me finish, let me finish. 

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Let me let me tell you how. 
It overcomes, that lack of 

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accuracy. 
Oh come when attacking. 

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It just fires. 
Its 31. 

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Cannons over and over and over. 
I'm sorry. 31. 

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Yeah, write that number down, 31
cannons, Jesus. 

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Okay. 
One more water fired from this 

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Pokemon Central, Main Cannon has
enough power to blast a hole. 

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What, how do you think this ends
is going to finish? 

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What, what ludicrous thing, do 
you think giganta? 

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Max blast was impossible 
through. 

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I like this game. 
Thick steel, right? 

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Steel. 
Yeah, as powerful as a tank gun,

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I think you can blast a hole 
through I would say, solid 

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Stone, a boulder, a boulder 
blast, a hole, right through 

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Boulder, a hearty woman, Artie, 
Artie woman. 

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A, a Johto region woman, both of
you are wrong water. 

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Fire from this Pokemon Central, 
Main Cannon has enough power to 

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blast a hole in a mountain. 
It can make tunnels through 

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mountains. 
Mountains. 

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Using its Central Cannon. 
Holy fuck. 

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That's Kick-Ass. 
Yeah, that's it's pretty 

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Bonkers. 
If you ask me. 

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This is a this is a wild 
Pokémon. 

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All right. 
Well let me tell you at a 

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gigantic Max Blastoise. 
Now, do we really take the 

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Pokemon or do the Pokemon tame 
us? 

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Some to think about something to
think that's very funny. 

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Professor. 
I like hey this is what I'm 

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talking about. 
Our professor is so profound and

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deep. 
And just you know, kiss-ass so 

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much to learn how please my ego.
Can only get so erect she's 

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talking about a wreck things in 
front of your 10 year, old 

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student or other listeners that 
may be underage. 

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Just saying I think my 10 year 
old student should he's the one 

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who made the illusion to 
something that was bad but the 

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word erect. 
So I only ask my fault. 

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I did say a wrecked. 
I said Curtis has a kiss-ass. 

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You set a record you're talking 
about when I said a wreck T', I 

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don't think so. 
But continued Breezy. 

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Did the professor never lies. 
I never. 

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Okay. 
All right, so we have a few 

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unique Pokedex entries here. 
At fact, we have a lot of them 

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to from Ash, one from May and 
one from mr. 

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Serena mr. 
Suri, mr. 

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Serena huh? 
Yeah, I'm assuming it's a guy. 

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I don't really know these 
people. 

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How do you oh first? 
You think? 

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Oh yeah, you know, Don is a 
woman and and now you Know if 

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the Rena is a woman, let me ask 
you something to Serena sounds 

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like does it sound like a man's 
name to you? 

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Have you ever been on a Brian 
Serena? 

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I've never heard of anybody 
named Serena and but it sounds 

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like Arena where many back 
outside of the lab then you 

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fucking pasty ass. 
It's hot out there. 

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And there's a don't you finish 
that sentence boy? 

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There's a roaming band of 30 to 
40 Wild Horses, just attacking 

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people willy-nilly. 
So I think I'll stay in here 

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when you something to do with 
Um, how about we just get a 

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fucking gigantic? 
Max Blastoise to blast the shit 

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out of them? 
I mean, think of blast a hole 

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through a mountain, you could 
pretty much blast the skin and 

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meat off of a Neurosis bones. 
I mean, that's what we need to 

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fight these fuckers. 
I mean we could literally just 

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get a single tar. 
Is our who can melt anything 

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with its breath? 
Well I mean I'll take anything. 

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I mean. 
Come on. 

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Absolutely anything. 
Anything. 

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That's the anything that's in 
the solid state. 

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Charizard can take that and put 
it into a liquid state. 

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Well, I don't know. 
Yeah, anything absolutely 

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anything. 
There's no real evidence of 

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that, but let's continue on 
about Blastoise, please. 

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I thought you'd never ask I do 
that. 

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Charizard melted, my heart 
Stalin. 

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Come back to me. 
Yes I was glad we were able to 

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get you a heart transplant quick
because you were you were 

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struggling there for a little 
bit. 

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No wait, hold it. 
Heart disease. 

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Got a heart transplant when well
he had I mean well our A little 

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charcoal melted. 
His heart comedy. 

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Okay. 
Started going so mr. 

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Ash Ketchum. 
His first poker, he has to his 

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first pokedex entry says 
Blastoise the shellfish Pokemon,

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the evolved form of Wartortle 
blastocyst Blastoise, has 

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strength lies in its power. 
Rather than its speed. 

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Its shell is like armor attacks 
from the hydro cannons on. 

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Its back are virtually 
Unstoppable. 

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I mean, are we? 
Yeah, awesome. 

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That's making some I'm sorry. 
Goldie. 

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Limbs, are you, are you trying 
to take a nap in the middle of 

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the professor's lesson? 
Do Corbett, maybe, maybe, maybe 

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he needs a little splashing. 
Don't go back out here. 

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No I'm awake. 
I'm awake, I did find this this 

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gigantic Max lodestone maybe we 
could know. 

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I don't really need to put a 
hole through my tiny body. 

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Okay. 
Wild. 

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Would it be if this location 
just ended up being a power spot

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of Dynamax energy? 
That would be wild. 

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I would be crazy. 
Good thing. 

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It's not right, right? 
Like hopeful. 

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Like what if it was I'm just 
saying there's plenty of more 

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gigantic. 
Max Pokemon out. 

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There may be, will be will see 
one, and let's not test you. 

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We'll have to to you have to 
investigate that it's right. 

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There you go, you got it. 
Please, you got there please! 

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Okay. 
Alright, so another one here, 

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from the from ashes Pokedex it 
says, Blastoise the shellfish 

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Pokémon Blastoise uses the hydro
pumps on. 

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Its back to fire out, extremely 
powerful blasts. 

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Hmm. 
May's Pokedex says Blastoise the

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shellfish Pokémon Blastoise is 
the final evolved form of 

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Squirtle. 
It can launch powerful blast of 

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water from its spouts. 
And the last one here is 

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Serena's, can anybody doesn't 
wanna take a guess how this one 

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starts. 
It has spouts on its back, yes, 

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sir Sonia. 
That's what her name is. 

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I couldn't remember the 
professor who studies giganta. 

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Max Pokemon. 
Listen Professor, Jacob. 

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You were the only Professor for 
me. 

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Yeah. 
Well, welcome back to class. 

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I guess you took a little 
Journey there by yourself. 

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Just pause the class, just a 
kiss ass. 

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Again, listen, I had to figure 
out. 

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I had to, I couldn't remember 
the professor's name. 

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These continue with this dumb 
lesson Professor. 

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All right. 
Serena's Pokedex starts off 

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Blastoise the shellfish, 
Pokemon. 

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But that's the thing. 
Like, how do you know that has 

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every observable time that we've
seen a Blastoise? 

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It only cares about itself. 
Like is it never experienced any

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other like, is that never answer
was to get all Corbin. 

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Korben korben. 
Yes, shell fish. 

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That's what I said. 
So it only cares about itself. 

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There's things to measure that 
like, you're thinking of 

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selfish, right? 
That's, that's I love eating 

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that for dinner for like, yeah. 
So Fisher. 

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Great. 
Yeah, you would you go to like a

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restaurant? 
You like a couple crabby legs? 

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Like, those are great. 
I used to wonder how somebody 

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gets such bad grades in my 
class, but every day, every day 

404
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,300
I'm reminded of the idiocy that 
comes from your mouth. 

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That's a well. 
So well-spoken Professor, thank 

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you. 
I feel attacked, I feel 

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threatened. 
Well, if you don't want to feel 

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00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:18,700
threatened, stop interrupting me
while I'm trying to read about 

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Blastoise find talk about your 
Shellfish Blastoise go on. 

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Blastoise is heavy body weight 
can leave opponents unable to 

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battle. 
It's just looking at the sheer 

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girth of this Pokemon is enough 
to render Pokemon. 

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I just can't like holy shit. 
I can't that's a fat fuck. 

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00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,400
I'm not trying this. 
It Retreats into its shell when 

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necessary. 
But honestly when is it 

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necessary? 
Like when we Blastoise ever have

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trouble when it's against 
giganta, Max Blastoise. 

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Okay. 
Now I have some unsourced 

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uncredited articles here. 
These ones I are less about, you

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know the biology of the Pokemon 
more about like it just its 

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physical shape and form. 
So we can kind of get an idea of

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what it looks like. 
I realize at least when it comes

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to the the mega and giganta Max,
we haven't really described what

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it looks like. 
So let me just let me just give 

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it a shot. 
Blastoise is a large. 

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I pedaled Pokémon its body is 
blue and mostly hidden by it's 

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tough Brown shell. 
The shell has a creek has a 

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cream color Underside and white 
Ridge and a white Ridge. 

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You think of better where there 
would be white ridges but 

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whatever and a white Ridge and 
circling its arms and separating

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the upper and lower halves to 
powerful water cannons. 

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Reside at the top of its shell 
over it shoulders, these 

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cannons. 
Can be extended or withdrawn 

434
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Blastoise is head has triangular
ears. 

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Ears that are black on the 
inside, small brown eyes and a 

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cream-colored lower jaw. 
Its arms are thick and has three

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claws on each hands. 
On each hand. 

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It's feet has three claws on the
front and one on the back. 

439
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Poking on the bottom of the 
shell is a stubby. 

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Tail. 
Just say bless. 

441
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Mrs. Clause in the back of its 
feet. 

442
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:20,100
Yeah, it has well, it has one 
Claw on the back of its feet. 

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Three on the front. 
Yeah it's it makes it easier to 

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latch on for When it won't catch
that when he was up there, 

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spraying Curtis you didn't see 
that. 

446
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Oh boy. 
Yes, I didn't catch that and 

447
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cleaning all of that. 
Dirty Toastmaster boy. 

448
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I got a very close. 
Look at that Blastoise, that's 

449
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right. 
Okay, moving on, as Mega 

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Blastoise, it develops, two 
smaller shells over its arms, 

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each with their own water 
cannon. 

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The two cannons on its back are 
replaced by a single Central, 

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water cannon of Greater size 
that can also retract into its 

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shell, this cannon extends 
forward over megablast voices 

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head, and the said to have a 
blast range of over six miles on

456
00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:05,600
cried. 
It's not in any of the Pokedex 

457
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,100
entries that sounds that sounds 
That's on Source. 

458
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:12,200
That's a BS and Source, we would
have to see that and I don't 

459
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,000
have Blastoise tonight or 
whatever the fuck it's called, 

460
00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:17,100
or any kind of strong bond with 
any Pokemon. 

461
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:22,000
Most hate me, you're shitting me
Professor, not me. 

462
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,400
I'm not a Pokémon trainer. 
I'm a Pokemon professor. 

463
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,500
I'm the trainer here. 
Sure you are. 

464
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:30,900
All right, well, whatever. 
Where was I? 

465
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:33,700
Where was I where was I six 
miles Cannon? 

466
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:37,900
Over 6 miles, six months, small 
ridges, develop over its Now red

467
00:25:37,900 --> 00:25:40,000
eyes. 
Extend to its ears. 

468
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,100
The ears angle slightly backward
and there's a small point on its

469
00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:46,100
chin. 
Okay. 

470
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:49,600
Now let me describe the giganta.
Max Blastoise team. 

471
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,000
Yes. 
As giganta Max Blastoise. 

472
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,800
It becomes larger. 
Whoa, no way. 

473
00:25:56,900 --> 00:26:00,300
What, that's why they call it 
giganta Max. 

474
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,700
The blue arms, heads and legs 
change to light blue. 

475
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,900
The underside of its shell is 
now colored dark red. 

476
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:15,200
The shell transforms into a 
battleship like shell with 31. 

477
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:22,100
Tons of different sizes sets of 
twin cannons emerge from hexagon

478
00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:26,100
or rectangular shaped holes 
within the shell, several white,

479
00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:30,500
triangle spots are located on 
its Talent legs and three red 

480
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:35,800
clouds surround the main Cannon.
This says this. 

481
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,600
Again, this is not very 
unsourced. 

482
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,900
It says, giganta Max Blastoise 
can adapt to any situation using

483
00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:47,200
various Cannon combination. 
It never AIMS in battle as a 

484
00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:49,500
prefers to overwhelm. 
Its opponent by launching 

485
00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:52,200
Dynamic powerful turns from each
of its cannons. 

486
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:55,700
The main reason is due to is due
to it. 

487
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:59,000
Being unable to do precision 
shooting, right? 

488
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:03,200
According to one Legend, its 
main Cannon is so staggering. 

489
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,900
Powerful. 
It can blast holes through 

490
00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:08,700
mountains and against Max 
Blastoise can also move its 12 

491
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:12,200
cannons surrounding the main 
Cannon individually to attack at

492
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:16,100
any direction it aligns. 
But like I mean we just said 

493
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:18,900
like literally previously in 
this paragraph has said that it 

494
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:22,500
can't shoot accurately and we 
know from the Pokedex entries 

495
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,700
that it just it just shoots its 
cannons over and over and over 

496
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:27,800
again. 
So why would I can't to do any 

497
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:33,900
kind of aligning All right, so 
that is all the information 

498
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:36,500
credited or uncredited? 
Wow, I have. 

499
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:39,400
And it's a my questions. 
Well at that, you know what? 

500
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,600
I wanted to open it up now. 
All right. 

501
00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:44,800
How does a blast to, I mean, I 
guess the same way. 

502
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,100
I guess. 
It makes sense the same way as 

503
00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:52,300
Steelix is like natural Steel on
it, but like so the Cannons are 

504
00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:56,500
natural biological part of its 
body, right? 

505
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,300
Like it. 
Yes. 

506
00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:01,300
That we already added or in rain
Anything they are, it can move. 

507
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:03,600
Alright, I'll talk like to shift
and move the Cannons. 

508
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,100
I can retract them and 
everything kind of like it kid's

509
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:09,200
head. 
So okay so it's not like fleshy 

510
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,100
in any way, be weird, a fleshy 
Cannon. 

511
00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:14,300
Well I think I think Miss occurs
is making a good point here. 

512
00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:18,700
I think that they have the same 
kind of makeup as its shell 

513
00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:22,800
which is also hard. 
So it's not crazy to think that 

514
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,900
a Pokemon could produce 
something that has like a right 

515
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:28,500
a hard. 
I mean, looking at the Cannons 

516
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,300
it looks like it's like it's 
like Kind of like that. 

517
00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:32,900
Silvery sort of look to it. 
Like it doesn't look quite the 

518
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:34,600
same as the shell, but it's 
like, is it? 

519
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,900
I didn't get it. 
I didn't get to touch it. 

520
00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:37,700
So I'm like, is it what would 
you like? 

521
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:40,200
Would you like, just leave in 
about, leave it out, leaving 

522
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,700
have a Blastoise a hand. 
Now this one's a little bit of 

523
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,800
has an itchy trigger fingers 
look like, all right. 

524
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,500
Blastin like three weeks ago. 
We already had the fucking half 

525
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:49,900
the building destroyed. 
We don't need to flood it. 

526
00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:53,000
Okay, we don't need that. 
Yeah, it's it's fixed. 

527
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,200
I fixed it. 
I don't know what, why, why are 

528
00:28:55,208 --> 00:28:57,900
you so upset about that? 
I'm just saying I'm just trying 

529
00:28:57,900 --> 00:29:00,500
to save you some money dog. 
All right fine. 

530
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,700
So we won't bring blasty boy 
back out from now, right? 

531
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:05,800
Yeah. 
I think it occurs here. 

532
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,600
I don't have to pay to go here 
because my mom says that she 

533
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,500
gets to send me here for free 
all. 

534
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:13,800
Thanks to something about the 
work that you put into her. 

535
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,800
I don't, I don't really, I don't
make much sense. 

536
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,400
But something about your private
lessons again, I don't know. 

537
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,900
You must be teaching her white, 
right? 

538
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,600
So my question is, so the key 
tool lessons are the Cannons. 

539
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,900
They're not made of the same 
material of the shell is, or 

540
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:30,700
they steal. 
I don't think they're made of 

541
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,800
steel. 
I think there's some kind of 

542
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:38,400
maybe like, I don't know calcium
or maybe it's made of the same 

543
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,100
material as its bones. 
Yeah. 

544
00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:43,600
Maybe it's like some kind of, 
but I think the more interesting

545
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:48,800
question here is so when it's 
when it's just regular 

546
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:52,400
Blastoise, it can shoot like a 
bunch of water out of those 

547
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,700
cannons and and it can shoot 
like just absolute torrents when

548
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:59,600
it's a gigantic Max and when 
it's mega evolved, my question 

549
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,800
is, where does that water come 
from? 

550
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,600
Does it have to like fill up? 
Does that have like, some kind 

551
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,800
of like store? 
Courage. 

552
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,800
Inside of it. 
Sure just replenish the same way

553
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,800
we can give blood. 
I think it's probably the same 

554
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:10,600
thing with that. 
It just has. 

555
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:17,900
You think that the water is 
equivalent to its blood? 

556
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,300
Well, not necessarily, I mean, 
you're the professor, you should

557
00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:23,700
know these things. 
But I'm just saying, like, I 

558
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:26,600
think it's the same way, how we 
replenish blood and water in our

559
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,000
bodies to think it does the same
thing just at a higher rate so 

560
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:35,800
it can just shoot out water. 
If it was that easy, I don't 

561
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,200
know. 
I want scores water its ass. 

562
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,300
I think it I think it still has 
water in it so I think that's 

563
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:44,500
almost like this at stubby. 
I feel like that stubby little 

564
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:50,200
tail is actually a little pipe 
that it sticks in a body of 

565
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,100
water and it just kind of, I 
think it lifts up that stubby 

566
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:57,000
tail, and I think it anally 
sucks in water and it just keeps

567
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,200
it in its butt and it shoots 
through its cloaca. 

568
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,300
Oh yeah. 
Yeah. 

569
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:03,900
Okay. 
That's what I would dare. 

570
00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:11,200
But I mean I just I just wish 
somebody would have made that 

571
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:16,000
observation on the on any one of
these Pokedex entries but I 

572
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,300
guess that's my job. 
Oh, I guess it's your time to 

573
00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:22,500
report in your own context huh? 
Time to update the cancer 

574
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:25,800
regions decks with your 
findings, Big Boy, time to get 

575
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,500
out of the classroom and get 
back in the field bitch. 

576
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,800
You know you know what what 
you're right. 

577
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:36,500
I'm leaving, was it? 
Uh no no no but I'm off on my 

578
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:39,700
journey. 
Don't know come back to please. 

579
00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:43,700
I want I, I want to learn. 
I will do it. 

580
00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:47,000
I'll get the findings for you 
once we finish this class. 

581
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,800
I finish the course, I'll get 
the findings for you and I'll 

582
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:54,200
update the decks, I promise. 
Who's gonna sign me homework? 

583
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,100
If you leave Professor, please 
don't go. 

584
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,300
All right. 
If you both do well on this 

585
00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:02,800
quiz, I will know that I am 
doing my job expertly here and 

586
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,600
that you just cannot survive 
without me. 

587
00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:08,200
Okay, sounds good. 
So, are you guys ready? 

588
00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:10,400
Or if we fail at that means you 
need to stay and give us more 

589
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,000
help. 
I mean, if you fail it, I don't 

590
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,200
think, I don't think I can help 
you. 

591
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,400
Okay, that's fair. 
Alright, let's go dive 

592
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,100
inaudible. 
Let's close it up. 

593
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,900
Finally, somebody who's eager 
for a pop quiz, Mr. Curtis are 

594
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:25,700
you just as eager? 
Oh, always Professor. 

595
00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:28,500
This is my favorite part of the 
lesson so I got yes. 

596
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,800
All right, so get your pens and 
pencils get your laptop's out. 

597
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:38,900
So you met message me privately.
You're a girl. 

598
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,200
You're on my speed dial 
Professor, I'm ready. 

599
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:47,200
Okay, so question number one, 
and again, I know I say this a 

600
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,300
lot but this one's a doozy guys.
I hope you took notes. 

601
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:53,200
I took it. 
All right. 

602
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:57,200
Blastoise is hydro cannons are 
not only used for shooting 

603
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,300
blasts of water. 
What is one? 

604
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:04,000
Or other use of its cannons. 
I got this because I asked about

605
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,200
it, I thought it was weird. 
This this is an easy one. 

606
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,800
It's easy. 
Well then why did you make? 

607
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,700
It's like it was hard. 
I know this be kidding me. 

608
00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:14,200
I'm I'm this isn't the entire 
quiz there's more questions. 

609
00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:16,100
We'll see. 
I'm easing you in. 

610
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:19,100
OKC will see. 
All right. 

611
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,000
Curtis he got your answer ready?
Yeah. 

612
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,000
It's let's dive in. 
Corbin says they are used for 

613
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,100
tackling. 
And mr. 

614
00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:31,000
Curtis says super fast. 
High speed. 

615
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:37,300
Tackles did you two do? 
He did not write those pew. 

616
00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:40,300
Pew noises, but they were 
definitely in my head, right, 

617
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:42,600
right? 
Yes, it is correct. 

618
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:46,800
They are used for high speed 
tackles and honestly Corbin. 

619
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,700
I'm on the fence. 
Oh, come on. 

620
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:51,600
I said, tackling, it doesn't 
have to be high speed. 

621
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:54,400
It's just tackling and I wrote 
that you have to give me that 

622
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,800
point. 
He's it's you know, how specific

623
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,900
I am? 
So I'm going to just Lanes just 

624
00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:05,100
just are you about to give me? 
Or is the student about to give 

625
00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:07,200
me orders? 
That's weird. 

626
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,900
Certainly not from, no comment 
card. 

627
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,400
Hey, don't do what you feel is 
right Professor. 

628
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,900
There we go. 
You're goddamn right. 

629
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:18,900
All right. 
Question. 

630
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:21,600
Number two, why does one or not?
You didn't answer me. 

631
00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:26,800
Why does Blastoise deliberately 
make itself heavy? 

632
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,400
Or is that just a lie? 
It tells its friends like no, 

633
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,100
I'm making my cell phone on 
purpose. 

634
00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:35,600
I found purpose. 
Shut up typing. 

635
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,900
Typing the the sweet Serenity 
that happens while both of them 

636
00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:44,000
are writing their answers. 
It's so nice and the longer they

637
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:49,800
take I'm sure the less the less.
Sure I am that they know the 

638
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,699
what? 
No I just had to take time to 

639
00:34:51,699 --> 00:34:53,000
write it out this one. 
You have to Lil bit, more 

640
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,300
descriptive, man. 
Come on. 

641
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,900
I know this. 
I know it. 

642
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,900
Okay, yeah, you and you've 
submitted your answer. 

643
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:04,200
I waiting for Kurt mr. 
Curtis to write his book. 

644
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,700
Yeah, Curtis take, dude. 
Come on, man. 

645
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:10,500
Be riding over there. 
I'd pay my done. 

646
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:13,700
I'm really see the inner 
workings that go on inside. 

647
00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:18,200
I would love to see the ratan 
has spinning wheels and curses 

648
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:22,200
mind the frittatas. 
I don't want to go in juices 

649
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,900
running around from perched from
personal experience, it's just 

650
00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:29,200
dark place. 
I tried to use it as as little 

651
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,500
as possible. 
Of course, Curtis has seen a lot

652
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:35,200
in the war. 
Yeah, he uses his brain very 

653
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,400
infrequently and yet he still 
does better than you and these 

654
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,900
quizzes, mr. 
Corben that's demeaning. 

655
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,700
I'm sad. 
All right, so the answers are in

656
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,900
Corbin says, Asylum. 
Let me read the question. 

657
00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:49,800
It's been a while please. 
Why does Blastoise deliberately 

658
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,700
make itself? 
Heavy Corbin responded with so 

659
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:56,400
it can hold itself steady while 
it shoots heavy loads. 

660
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,200
Water, yep. 
Very good. 

661
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,500
Very good Corp. 
Exactly. 

662
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:05,800
Then answer mr. 
Curtis responded with I'm real. 

663
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,900
I have not free read this, so 
I'm just I'm excited to go on 

664
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:14,000
this journey with you. 
Let's hear it to stand strong 

665
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:18,100
with that strong recoil of that 
strong Blast from those strong 

666
00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:22,700
cannons on those strong backs. 
Strong backs got more than one 

667
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:23,900
back artist. 
Huh? 

668
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:27,800
Strong boy. 
Blastoise boy. 

669
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:31,200
Yes you are both correct. 
It it makes itself heavy. 

670
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,400
So been with strong it's heavy 
withdrawn shit. 

671
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,900
I can't say the words anymore. 
Man Curtis, So Curtis is fucking

672
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:38,900
answers. 
Give you a stroke? 

673
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:41,700
Can we start Grady based on 
grammatical accuracy because 

674
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,500
Curtis will fail every fucking 
quiz? 

675
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,600
Strong strong strong. 
Okay, so cool. 

676
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:50,100
We stand rapper, it's heavy 
blasts. 

677
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,100
All right. 
Both of you get those answers. 

678
00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:54,800
It's looking good. 
I'm so proud. 

679
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,000
So proud man, maybe maybe I am 
in the right line of work and 

680
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,600
maybe I do need to go become a 
trainer. 

681
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,800
Yeah, you never were one. 
So sick to teach us. 

682
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,600
You're willing to take me with 
you Professor. 

683
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,900
I'd be happy to carry your 
camping equipment and all your 

684
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:10,500
Pokeball. 
No, this is. 

685
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:13,000
This is a, this is a journey of 
finding oneself. 

686
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,600
Mr. Curtis, this is it. 
You have to take this one, no 

687
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,500
alone. 
Let's all be aware of our roles 

688
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:20,100
in this classroom. 
I'm the I'm the aspiring 

689
00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:22,900
trainer, Jacobs fired me 
Professor. 

690
00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:26,800
Jacob is just that the professor
in Curtis is the leech that It 

691
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,400
sucks the professor off, very 
mr. 

692
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,000
Curtis to you. 
That's mr. 

693
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,600
Leads to you. 
I mean, I'm mr. 

694
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,500
Curtis to you, right? 
So let's all learn our places 

695
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,600
here. 
I'm the trainer and when I get 

696
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,000
all the information I need, I 
will update your Pokedex for 

697
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,200
you. 
I promise, I let's get on with 

698
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,600
this so I could get this answer 
right. 

699
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,500
Okay. 
Question number three. 

700
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:52,600
Yeah, give me the number of 
cannons Blastoise has and each 

701
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:56,600
of its forms. 
So we that's over. 

702
00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:59,200
You know Mega. 
Yeah. 

703
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:03,200
And sour cream and onion. 
Yeah, my favorite soccer when 

704
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,600
you Blastoise. 
Okay. 

705
00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:08,600
So yeah, original Mega and 
giganta Max preferably in that 

706
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,800
order, so Mega. 
Okay. 

707
00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:15,700
So original Mega and Josh, I 
can't imagine exhale down. 

708
00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:19,400
Giant High School, fucking spot.
Gigantic the ways to be better 

709
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,400
with Curtis spells II. 
Think I got this. 

710
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,500
I think I actually got this. 
I think I got it. 

711
00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:28,100
Dog. 
You think you got it? 

712
00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:30,500
I think I got it. 
I'm curious to see if Curtis has

713
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:31,000
it. 
Is this a lot? 

714
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,400
It's our last question. 
There's one more after this. 

715
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:36,800
Okay, I have to go, I have to go
deep inside. 

716
00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:41,100
Yes, to go into his mind. 
Palace, painted into the dark 

717
00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:45,000
Rattata cage. 
They always wait and nip at my 

718
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,000
ankles. 
I'll go. 

719
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,700
He says that route at a cage. 
You better give that answer, 

720
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:51,200
man. 
Come on. 

721
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,800
We don't have all day. 
Come on, hmm. 

722
00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:55,900
I got to play with my friends. 
After school, lets go. 

723
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Yeah sure friends got to play on
the monkey bars. 

724
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,600
Come on let's go. 
Hurry up. 

725
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,800
I prefer the primate bars. 
Oh, I love those. 

726
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,900
They're kind of, like, really 
good protein bars. 

727
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,500
Oh, you might like to got you. 
Got you might like the exercise 

728
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:14,700
bars got you. 
Thank you. 

729
00:39:14,707 --> 00:39:18,800
Tim about the the primate bars. 
Please don't mention primate 

730
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,300
bars. 
We are not sponsored by them. 

731
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,800
Oh sorry, we're a sponsor but my
bed. 

732
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,700
Excuse me. 
We are in fact sponsored by 

733
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,900
giggling, chips. 
Diglett chips. 

734
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:31,500
All right, we have all the 
answers are in. 

735
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:35,800
So coming from Corbin again. 
I wanted them to give me the 

736
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,000
amount of a number of cannons 
that bar stories has in each of 

737
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,900
its forms, right? 
Corbett responded with original 

738
00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:44,900
has two, Mega has three and 
giganta. 

739
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:53,700
Max has One Curtis responded 
with vanilla equals 2 Mega 

740
00:39:54,100 --> 00:40:02,000
equals 3. 
Gigante Gigante tamez execs has 

741
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,400
equals 31. 
I get what you were trying to 

742
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:10,500
write their gigantic. 
All right, that's wrong. 

743
00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:14,100
So, you are both correct and its
regular form. 

744
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:18,400
Blastoise has two cannons and 
mega it has 32 on its arms and 

745
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,900
then the two on its backs back 
gets transformed into one Cannon

746
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:27,000
and then giganta Max. 
It has 31, so 30 kind of smaller

747
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,500
Dual Cannons and then one giant 
one. 

748
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,600
Hell yeah money. 
Exactly. 

749
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,400
Correct. 
I am so proud. 

750
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,300
That was I think that was the 
hardest question. 

751
00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:39,100
There's one more. 
There's one more question. 

752
00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:42,000
We got this. 
Curtis regular blast. 

753
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,500
Shut up. 
I am. 

754
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:45,900
I cannot believe you were 
talking over me while I'm trying

755
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:51,900
to read this question. 
All right, she's a here. 

756
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:54,200
Here, let me, let me wipe those 
tears away. 

757
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,000
Come back. 
Come out here. 

758
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,100
Blastoise. 
No, no, let's go. 

759
00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:02,200
No More Tears or more water. 
Okay, let's just get on with it.

760
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,500
Last question you don't want to 
be crying if you don't have 

761
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:06,900
eyeballs, just saying true. 
All right? 

762
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:09,500
Keep going. 
Okay, question, number four, 

763
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:13,400
regular Blastoise is said to 
have incredible accuracy with 

764
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:18,600
its cannons, which form throws 
this accuracy out. 

765
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:27,200
Out the window. 
Mmm-hmm got it done submitted 

766
00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:31,300
one. 
It this actually might be my 

767
00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:34,000
first 100. 
I'm gonna be real with you guys.

768
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:38,000
This is a good feeling. 
Well don't gloat just yet. 

769
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,100
All right I won't glow just yeah
I still I still withhold 

770
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:45,100
permission to dock points for 
being annoying. 

771
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,800
For talking, while another 
student is still completing 

772
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,300
their quiz. 
All right, fine. 

773
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:54,100
I'll just hum. 
Listen, we know we know mr. 

774
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:58,000
Curtis requires a lot of focus 
to write even the simplest of 

775
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,400
words. 
It takes a lot of brain power to

776
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:04,000
fire that body up. 
Have to use as little as little 

777
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:09,400
of the dark space as possible. 
The dark space, okay? 

778
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:16,300
Answers are n well, so Corbin 
responded that the format which 

779
00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:20,900
Blastoise is not accurate. 
Is its giganta Max form. 

780
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:28,000
Curtis responded with gigantic, 
Zack goes for the big boom. 

781
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,900
Boom, not the zoom, zoom 
accuracy. 

782
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,900
Are you like fucking high? 
Why can't you just write giganta

783
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,500
Max? 
Hey, mr. 

784
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:39,300
Curtis, I think was a great 
answer, rhymed and everything 

785
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:41,600
and you almost spelled giganta. 
Max correctly. 

786
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,500
So I'm very proud of you, right?
Jesus, thank you, Professor. 

787
00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:46,000
Thank you. 
That's all I wanted. 

788
00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:48,700
You know. 
Hey, sometimes a student, just 

789
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:51,800
needs a little bit of just a 
little bit of a security and 

790
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,000
some belief in him. 
And that's what I'm here to 

791
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,900
provide. 
Thanks, no, no. 

792
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,000
Now, I am. 
So surprised because even the 

793
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:05,200
dumb idiot Corbin was a The get 
a 100% on this quiz cured it was

794
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:11,800
it was amazing. 
So we have two perfect 100's 

795
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:16,500
from this occurs and Corbin 
certainly a reason for 

796
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:19,900
celebration indeed, shall I get 
blasted boy out here so he can 

797
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:22,500
know shoots no, make some water 
slides. 

798
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:26,400
There's no, let's just I got it.
Look, I got friends to me, let's

799
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,100
go. 
I don't want Blastoise out here 

800
00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:31,400
shooting out eyeballs and making
me change my cake and I don't 

801
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,400
have it. 
Change of clothes. 

802
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:35,300
So I have to run home naked if 
you if you that Blastoise blast 

803
00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:37,000
me. 
So let's just not have them out.

804
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,200
Okay? 
All right fine. 

805
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,100
I don't know why you guys guys 
loves charcoal, guys. 

806
00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:45,200
Just hate Blastoise. 
So sad. 

807
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:50,500
Alright, so before we finish 
today's lesson, I would like to 

808
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:54,900
ask you guys as I always do, 
what is the next Pokemon that 

809
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:56,300
we'll be talking about? 
Now this is a little bit 

810
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:59,000
difficult because it's not the 
evolved form asks, not one of 

811
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:04,000
the so-called starter Pokemon 
its a Pokemon right Caterpie. 

812
00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:08,500
Yes. 
The Pokemon composed entirely of

813
00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:11,200
Pi is 0. 
That's my favorite sounds 

814
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,100
delicious cookie into. 
That does taste tasty. 

815
00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:17,100
I'm going to go with Weevil. 
I think it's Weevil. 

816
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,700
No. 
Okay, Corman was correct. 

817
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:23,500
It is Caterpie. 
It's pronounced P. 

818
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,400
Knot knot Pie, use me. 
I can understand. 

819
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,900
It's spelled like pie but it's 
pronounced to be gotcha. 

820
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:33,200
And before I fully close out 
this lesson, I would like to. 

821
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,500
I know that some students are a 
little bit more shy about, you 

822
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:39,500
know, presenting questions that 
they may have in class. 

823
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:42,300
So I just want to let you, let 
everyone know that we have 

824
00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:44,800
alternate means of contacting 
contacting me. 

825
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,100
So if you have questions that 
you would like to ask me during 

826
00:44:47,100 --> 00:44:54,300
my office hours, you can do so 
by emailing me at wwo Pokemon at

827
00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:59,400
gmail.com or if you don't have 
access to any kind of Gmail 

828
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,600
account, you can also find me on
what is this called? 

829
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,700
It's I think I'm sorry, I'm so 
new to technology. 

830
00:45:05,700 --> 00:45:08,000
I don't really access this that 
much. 

831
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:13,300
It's called Twit Twitter to 
Twitter. 

832
00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:15,600
Yeah, it's a Twitter. 
Twitter Twitter. 

833
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:19,600
Yes it has a little picture of a
of a sparrow here. 

834
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,300
I guess. 
Bluespirit wins. 

835
00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:25,000
Right Birds, I don't know. 
But yes, you can contact me 

836
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:31,000
there at wo Pia podcast. 
So feel free to ask any 

837
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:37,100
questions and we are regularly 
posting information and primers 

838
00:45:37,100 --> 00:45:40,500
and just interesting stuff on 
That Twitter account. 

839
00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:43,500
So feel free to look around and 
ask questions if you have any 

840
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:48,500
but until then, until our next 
lesson class is dismissed

