Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining.
You too bad. I'm.
Excuse you. Excuse you, Corbin.
What? Was that?
Sorry. No, no, no, no.
This is the professor's time, not your time.
OK. I know I I talk so little in
these lessons that I, I really need all the chance I get to to
to talk. Yeah, you really don't talk
enough. I don't talk enough joining me
here in the classroom, in our classroom, not not some Rimmer
aid staff Habitat classroom. No, this is our we're.
Back. Love beloved spherical
classroom. It's good to be back.
I missed. It here I love this classroom
and all sphericalness that we have.
I know in the pit of Pokémon balls at the bottom.
That yeah all. The pokey balls, just, I was
going to move them around a bunch just to just, I just
didn't remember what it's like to be in here.
I know. Gosh, I did miss it.
I do like my seat. I do like the seat.
I've drawn my name here on the side of it.
I do miss it. It's like a nice little that
kind of comes in, especially on these hotter days.
You stole. Your name wrong Corbin.
Oh, oh, crap. Alright, well, that's it Corbin.
Anyways, as I was saying, joining me here in our classroom
is, of course, my wonderful teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, how are you? Thank you, Professor.
I'm not, I'm not deserving of that affectation, but I'll, I'll
take it from you. The only person in this
classroom that's wonderful is you though, Professor.
So please have all your wonderful back, my wonderful
professor, OK? Well, stop, stop.
You're just you're throwing sweat on me by.
Wonderful, Wonderful, gross, wonderful.
He's. OK.
Also joining us here in the classroom today is our young
trainer in training, Corbin. Corbin, how are you?
How young is he? He's 10 years old, and you would
never be able to tell by the way I sound, but I'm good.
I'm doing all right. It is a nice breezy morning.
And yeah, I rode my bike today. I have my short shorts on.
Look at that. That way you get a little.
Extra Let's see a little Band-Aid on there.
Corbin, what you do scratch up your your leg.
I I did. I did.
Yeah. I'm still suffering from the
Corsola kick. You know, random stuff just
still happens to me. Yeah, it's the curse.
Like what the? Curse.
Well, when I was biking today, for example, a a piggy jumped
out in front of me as I was crossing through this.
You know, this little Bush path right outside here.
I was so close to the school too.
That's what annoys me. It was right on the corner,
piggy flies out. I literally fall over my handles
and flip and then skin my knee on the ground.
It was really. Bad.
Oh no. I I hobbled right into
Rosalind's office. She patched me up.
Roslyn knows Elliott. That's all the kids at home.
That's awful you. Didn't like get a video of it,
did you? I did not get a video that would
have been. So.
Funny and nobody else was watching it.
Nobody else got a video? Don't ask around.
Nobody else got a video of it. Don't worry about it.
I was hearing this morning about about kids, some kids whispering
in the hallway as about, you know, they, they said a new
video was on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no YouTube, No, no, no, no, that's, that's, that's yeah.
Everybody else. Yeah, no, just.
Yeah, they're calling it like bike flip kid or something.
No, that's kind of sounds what you were describing, Corbin.
It's actually a kid bike flipper, but you know.
Anyways, the point is, it doesn't, it doesn't matter, OK?
It really. Like just sounds like a
superhero. Yeah, well, thank you, but that
wasn't me. So does.
It sidekick to captain Bike Flipper.
You don't need to, you don't need to go searching around for
that video, OK. And if somebody emails it to you
in the middle of class, maybe just trash it, you know what I
mean? OK.
Yeah, I guess. I guess we'll see if that
happens later on in in the middle of class.
I don't know, probably. Won't.
I'll have to. I'll have to send a net a
message here in just a second, see if.
She can. No, you don't need.
The security camera logs from outside of the school.
Yeah, I don't have. A different angle on it.
Yeah. All right guys, before we really
get into this lesson, I have a Gengar mail here that I would
like to read, if that's okay. What?
I don't know why I ask. I always do it anyways, so it
comes to us from some somebody by the name of Coco.
Coco, Coco, Coco. Yes, Cocolaracha.
They say hello, the legendary Professor Jacob the Ultra Beast,
Mr. Curtis or Curtis, as you say, spelled as Curtis prefers.
Thank you. And the mythical Corbin.
Wow. Mythical.
Thank you. Warranted that.
It was ultra yes beast. Beast.
Yeah, agreed. I would use the term hog.
I would have called him Ultra Hog, Mr. Curtis, but that's just
me. What's a hog?
It's a hot dog combined. It's when you just.
It's a shorthand version of Hot dog, you say?
Yeah, I feel like you've told me this before.
I guess the Ultra Beast of Alola are are pretty cool Pokémon so
I'll take it. I'll take I.
Think even Pokémon though they're ultra beast.
Yeah, I mean, OK, they're, they're pretty cool.
Pokémon adjacent entities. They're things, yeah.
Sure, and maybe we'll learn about them at some point.
Maybe next week. Maybe, maybe next week.
I mean two weeks. The ginger mail goes on to say
my name is Coco and as you may have heard, I am Becker's little
brother and I was just dying to send a ginger ginger mail to
you. I'm glad you're still alive to
send it. Oh yeah, I'm survived.
You. You survived.
Typing, blood pouring out. I'm sure I'm dying to.
Send I'm dying. I should go to urgent care, but
I'm going to send this gank our mail and stuff.
Yeah, that's what happened. I have so much to say, and I
have to put this out of the way. Corbin.
Corbin, Ash, Prof Wait for his reaction.
That's it. That was in parentheses is
dating Don. No, no, that's a lie.
I follow her on social media on all 20 of my accounts and that
is not true. Corbin, Corbin, it's.
OK, They're no, they're just, they're just friends.
They're just friends, OK? Trust me.
I see, I see the tears in your eyes, Corbin, but, but it's.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, he's in denial right now, Mr. Curtis.
That's a healthy part of acceptance.
It was a leaf in my eye from earlier when I fell.
Full leaf. No, not not a full leaf, half a
leaf. OK.
So now it's out. God, that was sounded so wet.
I think you, I think everyone, fellow fellow virtual students
will remember that Becker sent us some emails back during the
Slugma lesson and the Umbreon lesson as well.
So we've we've gotten. Two, would you like to read them
again, Mr. Curtis? I don't think no, no.
No, no, no, no. I mean, that's OK.
I mean, if you want me to, I can, but I mean.
Maybe it's the highlights. Maybe remind us all.
Do you, Professor Jacob? Mr. Curtis.
OK, I don't care that much the whole thing.
Becker, my brother. Immediately, I don't care.
My it's me Becker again, My brother Coco, his chest been my
score Bunny have been embarked on exciting research.
Yes. There, yes.
Yes, it's all flooding. Back Coco, how are your chest?
How's your chest been? That's what I want to.
Know well, maybe they'll tell us in the skin cart mail.
Maybe they say Mr. Curtis. My favorite bug type is Shuckle.
You see, I study mollusk Pokémon like mad cargo, Shuckle,
Rochain, etcetera. Plus Shuckle is adorable.
Corbin is kind of cute. Aw thanks so much, honestly that
means a lot. I appreciate that nothing can
really break my vibe. That really made my whole day.
And then they go on to say no coat, no Corbin stars please
What? Why don't you want them?
Because they're they're not as cool as as my gold stars.
And that's the truth. No, I don't have a leaf in my
eye. It's real.
We can put the leaf back in your eye, Corbin.
Yeah, I have. I have some Leafs over here in
my pocket. I mean again.
I want your leaves. You sure?
I mean, I got good. I got some more over here, I
said. No, I did.
Why? If somebody leaves in your
jacket, Mr. Curtis, what the heck, dude?
There, there. There are a lot of good.
There are a lot of good fiber. Mr. Curtis, they're called
leaves, not takes or such. You can put in a snare, hit
sound in there, right? That'd be great.
Pause for laughter. All right, everybody has to pull
over. That's driving right now.
Yeah, that's. Hilarious.
They should be taking notes already so they shouldn't be
driving if. You're in if you're listening in
class, excuse yourself so you can go to the bathroom and laugh
really hard. Maybe poop a bit.
Why is everybody listening to these lessons while doing other
things? They should be just listening to
the lessons. What do you think people just
staring at a wall listening to this?
If you're staring at a wall, feel free to laugh at the wall
like a crazy. No, they're taking notes, doing
the assignments. Oh yeah?
What do you think? Is this some kind of show
Corbin? No, I don't think it's a show
and a dance. Exactly, exactly.
It's not a show that involve. Entertainment.
Yeah. And this isn't entertaining.
It's trust me. It's not being here in person.
It's not entertaining. You're not missing much.
OK, anyways they finished to getting our mail by saying have
a good lesson. PS And this is all in caps, but
I don't want to yell. We are not stupid in the callous
region. Our professor, not you,
Professor Jacob, the Colossian professor.
I forget his name. Our professor is so.
So dumb they didn't even bother to put their name there.
That's how forgettable they are. Hold on, I think it's Sycamore,
isn't it? No Sycamore.
It is Sycamore, Yes. Oh, I guess.
Yeah, you're right. You got it.
Yes. And I knew that.
I was just waiting to see if you knew it.
Corbin. Yeah.
No, I knew it. I knew it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, thank you, Coco. I appreciate your e-mail today.
Yeah, Appreciate your gang, Gourmail.
Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
Well, I mean, Mr. Curtis, how much do you appreciate Coco's
gang Gourmail? We kind of won the Gold Star.
We've already, we've already rolled out a Corbin star.
Yeah, ruled. So no, Corbin stars aren't
allowed. They're not happening.
Can't. Well, well, well, Coco did tell
us about their their favorite bug type.
So chuckle. Yeah, Chuckle's a pretty good
one. Lots.
You make a lot of good juice, a lot of good juices, some
smoothies from Chuckle Juice. A lot of good chuckles from
chuckle. Yeah, it's very good.
It's very probiotic, good for the stomach along with these
leaves, these fibrous leaves. Here he's.
Padding for time. He's padding for time.
But yes, I will, I will give, I will give Coco a golden star.
Excellent. Great.
Work. Thank you, Coco.
Expect that in the mail here you.
Go Coco, don't spend it all in one place.
Make sure you in fact invest this Gold Star.
It'll be big money later on down the road.
Fat. Stacks, as the kids would say, I
am the kid. You are, I mean, you are a kid
and you are saying it. So that's right.
I guess that's true. Thank you so much, Coco, for the
Gengar mail. If any other students out there
would like to send us a Gengar mail, you can do so by sending
it to wwopokemon@gmail.com. And if you're good?
And. Same cute.
I, I will say this, if you include stuff like poems or
essay or artwork or artwork or love notes to me or love notes
to to Corbin, it's a much higher chance that we'll include it in
the lesson. All right.
But now I think it's time for us to Start learning about our
Pokémon for today. Does anybody know who that is?
Is it just a joy, professor? No and no.
Good guesses, though. Good guesses.
It could. It could always be Rawlett.
Or said you. I don't know.
We'll never know. Is it Hound?
Is it Houndor? No, it's not close though.
Good guess. In fact, keep that.
Keep that in your brain for later on today, later on in the
lesson, Houndoom. No, that that comes after
Houndor. OK, so it's before Houndor then?
Yes, yes. Yeah, is it is.
It Houndor last week. Is it Korvanite, professor?
No, but close enough that I'll give it to you.
We are learning about Scar. Celestila the Ultra beats.
That's why we talked about Ultra.
Beats. That's right, That was the clue.
Mr. Kirk, would you say so, Professor?
What'd you say? Yeah.
We're not learning about Celestila, we are learning about
scarmory, the armor. Bird that's even.
Better. Another another flying steel
type, much like Korvanite, which is why I decided to give it to
Mr. Curtis. I knew I knew something about
flying and steel resonated with me today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speak on that.
It's like your chakra. Is resonated, resonated with me
like Dong, like like metal. Steel resonates because it's
metal. Like Dong, like the dumb, right?
Yeah, you see, I'm listening. I'm listening and Porsche's not
playing a laugh track so. I thought that was that I
thought. That was funny.
So Corbin. Corbin, look at me.
Corbin. Yes.
Have you seen a Skarmory before? Not in person.
I've seen the artwork that the Golden Rod City Steelers
football team uses, but that's it.
I have not seen one in person unfortunately.
Oh, I did not know that Golden Rod City had a football team.
And it's the Steelers, you say? Yeah, yeah.
Because they're they're, it's their, their mascot's a
Skarmory. So that's why.
Whoa, whoa. Steel type.
Whoa, wait.
So their name is the Steelers because their mascot is the
steel type Pokémon? Yes, and not because normally
the mascot is made like afterwards, it's made to
represent the like the name of the team.
Professor, believe it or not, I did not create this football
team. They've been around for a long I
don't know the order. I did not, I did not, I did not
design and the, you know, to figure out what came for, you
know, it's always the question, what came first, the mascot or
the football team. And I don't know, OK.
I just know that I do watch them on the TV sometimes.
OK, OK, but so. OK, so you see a scar Marie
there. Would you like to see a Scar
Marie in person? I would be honored.
I have one. I don't know.
Yes, Mr. Curtis. Do we have enough classroom
space for that, professor? Yeah.
Scurry, Scurry. OK, all right, Yeah.
But let me just. I'm going to stay.
Take a step back over here. Real quick, how big is that?
How big is this thing? Are we talking multrace big?
What's going on here? It's about, it's about, you
know, 55 feet tall. Oh man, that's almost 6 feet.
That's a lot. OK, I'll be clear.
Listen, this classroom can hold like up to 10 students, I think,
you know, that's like, that's plenty of room.
Right, and comfortably one which is just me, so I'll still go
back up though. OK, all right.
Anyways, here is it is a Skarmory.
Oh. That's a fierce looking Dang.
You know, from this angle, from the way the light's shining, it
almost looks white a little bit, but it's not.
But I know that there is a special word for white in an old
language, and it's Blanca. And that's what this is
reminding me of. And I feel like I need to call
this thing Blanca. Just throwing that out there.
All right, well, you know what? Ruminate on that for a second,
Corbin. Think, think about that.
And I would like Mr. Curtis actually to describe this this
Pokémon to us. Of course.
So we have a sharp head and write this down.
Corbin. Shing.
Metallic, Metallic. Everything, honestly.
Yeah, steely grey metallic body and with some darker steel rings
around the neck and then some, you know, outer flight feathers
that you know, silver steel and then under underneath.
Excuse me, scar me. If I could just lift up your.
Blanca. His name is Blanca.
Blanca Blanca. Excuse me, Blanca and Oh yeah,
see some see, See these bright red ones down here?
These are pretty good. I'm sorry, I'll say.
Well, hold on. I'm sorry, Corbin.
Why are you making sound effects?
I. Thought I thought you said.
I thought you told me to make sound effects for this thing or
something. No, sure, you I thought you
said. Oh.
I thought I think the professor told you to take notes, but hey.
Well, yeah, I didn't say take. Taking the auditory notes with
it. Look.
Oh, that's so funny. But hey, hey, look, look at down
here. Wait, hey, where are these guys
coming from? Oh.
Guys. Oh my God they're so sad.
Baby scar maries I like. This so and they're definitely
not a different Pokémon. It is just baby Scar Maries.
Yeah, but these are a little bit chubbier.
Scar mar me. Me.
Oh, I got. You know what I got?
Guys, I don't have the qualifications to enter new
Pokedex entry. So you can't It's, it's just,
it's just a baby scar, Marie. Oh, somebody's going to have
this is too cute to imagine. Somebody's going to have to draw
it, send it to us so we can send it to other people and post on.
Social it is. It is so cute and I see Mr.
Curtis is getting pretty close up to him.
I've got, I've got the, I've got a perfect thing right here in
here with my my pocket of leaves and and other plant material.
If you want this one. Blanca, if you'll get out of the
way real quick. Yeah, we're.
Back to it. Mr. Curtis?
Oh my God. Hey, yeah, stop, please.
Yeah. And then you like that, don't
you? Yeah, yeah, I'm.
Going to protect this. This ones mine you can't touch.
I'm gonna call him Shingle No. No.
So Mr. So for the virtual students at home, Mr. Curtis is,
I don't know, Mr. Chris, you want to describe what you're
doing? Well, I'm, I'm toughening up
the, toughening up the little ones.
He's beating them with the. Thorns and bushes and sticks
beat what he's doing. He does have some Bramble bushes
and some hard thorns and he's just slamming into these babies
and I gotta say, they kind of look like they're having fun.
Yeah, yeah. See that you're enjoying it.
I'm not. And.
Beating the strong words. If you want to go, you want to
join them, OK. All right.
Just be gentle, Mr. Kirk. OK.
All right, you didn't have to hit that one so hard, that one.
'S mine. Well, we have to toughen you up
too, Corbin. We have to toughen you up too.
No. No.
No, no, I I'm not made of steel so you don't need to smack.
Oh. OK, All right.
No, no, no, no. I don't think that's.
Necessary well, please don't do that well, so Blanca's chicks
are here in in the in in the class and they're not, you know,
where they would normally nest. And so we have to, you know, we
have to help them toughen up a little bit and is.
This authorized. It's not abuse.
No, no, no. This is part of the part of the
the growing up process. They're they're.
They're, you know, huddling around Mister Curtis now they're
asking him to, to smack them more.
I mean they are bleeding a little bit, but it's it's
normal. Yeah, it's it's I.
Think the wings are red? Love taps.
They're beating is such a strong word.
It's just love taps. Right.
Love conditioning. That's it's conditioning.
That one. Oh wow, that one, that one.
You knocked that one back a couple feet.
Gosh. OK, All right.
Maybe that was a little too hard.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Blanc.
I'm sorry. I know.
Blanc is sitting over there, nodding, nodding his head.
You know, knowingly sense. Continue.
Yes. OK, OK.
Watch out. Be very careful, OK?
He's hitting really hard now. OK, now Corbin, this is not.
I see you've grown attached to this scar, Marie chick.
Unfortunately, you know it's not.
You can't. You can't own it.
It's not yours. That's right.
I feel like we're going to get a lot of comments saying that I
should have it like a lot of other Pokemons.
No. Has that ever?
Persuaded me to let you keep. A not yet guys, if you donate to
$1000 on Patreon, maybe you'll let me keep a Pokémon.
Thank you SO. Much.
Yeah, if five people donate $1000 on Patreon, maybe I'll.
Honestly, we'll do whatever you want.
We'll you know what we can. We'll do whatever we'll.
Do yeah but you guys all have to collectively agree it could be
like the genie's wish scenary I might like we'll.
Skip ahead to do decidui then that's the case. $5000 a month
will do Decidui. Yep, you heard.
It here. You heard it here in the middle
of the scarmary lesson. Hope you didn't skip it.
We will write that in a contract in in baby scarmary blood.
I'll, I'll, no, I'll type it up and I'll send it out.
I mean, it's not, not, not not written in anything, anything
like that. But I, I think that's, that's,
that'll do it for now. Little ones.
Go go ahead on with with. Wait, were they all in the same
Pokeball? No, I think they, I think they
snuck in after they just they. Just kind of slipped into the.
I'm gonna throw this Pokeball, and if they disappear, then I'm
gonna assume that they they're all in this Pokeball.
I mean, it's not unheard of. You put multiple Pokémon in a
Pokeball all the time I mean. Don't you put Pokémon.
Oh my God, you did it. Look.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, wow.
Yep, they're all gone. They're all gone into here's the
Pokeball, into the bottom, into the bottom of the classroom.
It's all and that's intermingled with all the pokey balls down
there without being able to tell you which one it is.
I should have marked with a with a with a sharpie.
Just add it to add it to the pile.
Professor, add it to the pile. All right, I think we've beat
around the Bush enough. I.
Think you beat? Around the long enough, let's
start ringing some Pokedex entries.
First one of course comes to us from the Johto region that it
says it's dirty. Wings look heavy, but they're
actually hollow and light, allowing it to fly freely in the
sky. Hilarious professor.
That's not. Funny he was.
No, I was still, I was still laughing at laughing at your
previous joke. Well, because you want to catch
up to us Internet Explorer, we're ready to read the entries
now. I'm so sorry.
All right, the next entry says.
After nesting in Bramble bushes, the wings of its chicks grow
hard from scratches by thorns. OK, good.
So it's good for it. Yes, it's a hard knock.
Life as a as a Scar Marie chick, Yeah.
Ohh my gosh, Scar Marie chick crop tops on the Morch store we
don't have. How about that?
On the Morch store we had. On the Morch store on the Morch
and they can have. Like it's a merch store that
delivers right to your porch. The Morch.
What if I don't have a porch? Well, you better get one.
You better grow 1. Grow and and that's the lesson
for today, Grow your own porch. Grow your own porch.
Exactly. I'll have to go to the Mail
Birch store. They deliver directly to my
mailbox. A great idea, A fine idea.
Oh, I was thinking As for a T-shirt, so it says scarmory
right across the top, but in that like like metal, metal band
font, you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all like, you know, like,
like really squiggly. Eyes and yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. You can barely, like make.
You can only, like, really see That says scar me if you like,
squint in your eyes or look at it from an angle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not Scar Marie Chick, I think
Scar Marie and then below it in pink chick like that, we have a
little contrast there. You get the metal font and then
you get the nice little cutesy font.
And it's like a, it's like a tiny little Skarmory that's like
bleeding, but it's but it's happy about it.
Honestly, I think our merch ideas are golden.
I think we should just end the Patreon and just do it in merch
store and just make even double. There you go, I'm that confident
in us, in our T-shirt ideas. $7000 a month on Patreon.
And we will. We'll open our Patreon.
For you to spend more money. We'll close our Patreon and open
up a store. Exactly.
That's a threat. All right.
The next one, the next one says the feathers that it sheds are
very sharp. It is said that people once use
the feathers as. What do you think they use them
as? Well, something sharp and metal.
Sharp and metal. Tweezers.
Tweezers, tweezers. What needles are like needles
like shots? Needles.
OK, I thought you were saying weedles.
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
But you can. You can shoot up a weedle if you
want with. OK, Torrance's needles.
Mr. Curtis, what did you say? Tweezers.
OK.
I mean, this could all be possible things.
Chopsticks. OK, yeah, I I guess, yeah.
Or any kind of floss. No, that's crazy.
Floss. That's insane.
That's insane dental tools. OK, anyways, it says it is said
that people once used the feathers as swords I.
Was close. See, I couldn't imagine that
they would be particularly good swords like.
Because they're hollow, right? They're, yeah, they're hollow
and very light. Yeah.
So like, sure, they'd be easy to swing, but like, they kind of
just like bend when they hit people.
Same. Well there's there's they'd be
great as like a ribbon sword. I bet you know 1 ones that bend
and flex and kind of whip around.
They call those whips Mr. Curtis.
They call those sharp whips Mr. Curtis.
But they're metal. They're metal, metal swords.
They're like. Yeah, they're real.
Let them. Let them have this.
Corbin. Come on.
Yeah. No, no, no.
They sound really cool. Ribbon.
Ribbon Metal. Swords, just cuz you keep saying
it doesn't make it true. No, he's he's using the the talk
to to text into his He's my Tom phone.
Here's a picture right here. See OH.
Look at that. No, OK, That's a real thing.
OK. Yeah, yeah, You you thought I
was lying. I I'm sorry how you're making
stuff up again. Yeah, just go ahead and post
that picture onto the the the the the Discord, Mr. Curtis.
If you could. Yeah, if you could just make
sure, make sure you put it just just right now, right.
Now and on Wednesday, yeah. That way when people you know
see this gotcha later don't know what it means.
Yeah, at, at this, you know, right now.
So it's at this time, you know, right?
Exactly. Yeah, No, I'll, I'll definitely
do that. I'll do that.
OK, great. You'll definitely remember.
Excellent. Yeah, and by remember, I mean do
now. Anyways, let's move on to the
Hoen Pokedex entries. The first one says.
Well, I guess the no, that's the first one, it says.
Scarmory is entirely encased in hard protective armor.
This Pokémon flies at close to 190 mph Wow.
It slashes its foes with wings that possess sword like cutting
edges. Yeah, that's a bad a sword
flying at you 190 miles an hour. Not a good way to go.
I mean, it's probably a clean cut.
That's true, yeah. I'd rather have that than
drowning. Is the way that I'm feeling
tonight. What's up quick that quick click
and clean. Quick and clean.
Yeah. That's good.
Thank you, the next entry says. Skarmory's steel wings become
tattered and bashed, bashed in from repeated battles.
Once a year, the battered wings grow back completely, restoring
the cutting edges to their pristine state.
Christine shiny the. Original The original state they
don't get stronger, they don't come back stronger.
No, they come back. They get battered throughout the
year, so they come back stronger, back to the like the
original strength because they're weakened throughout the
year. Right.
It kind of makes me think though that they lose the tattered and
bashed in ones and grow back completely new ones.
That's kind of like what I would think.
Yeah, yeah, right. That that's how I that's how I
would interpret it. So that makes me wonder like
what is scarmory eating that allows it to grow metal like
this? Probably someone's roof.
Someone. 'S roof, yeah, like, you know,
like a tin roof, like a metal roof or something.
You know what I mean? Yeah, I just flies right down
and starts chewing on it. I was about to say it, just same
thing as the Stelix, but actually Stelix are known to eat
like you know, underground rocks and minerals and stuff.
So that's not a good good comparison.
Scar Marie could eat some, you know, maybe a power line or two,
you know, something like that. Maybe your fridge?
Yeah, I don't know. Like I honestly don't know what
is easily available to a SCAR Marine for it to be able to you
know, create hard wings like this.
I mean maybe other rock type Pokémon.
Maybe it like eats like golems or magnemites or something.
It's definitely, I tell you what, it definitely eats a cutie
fly cuz who doesn't? Am I right?
I mean, I'll pop those in just, you know, any day of the week.
Just. For just for fun, Yeah, just to
watch them suffer. A little treat, a little treat
for me. Right, exactly.
Treat for me a nightmare for them.
Sitting in munching, I like that.
T-shirt treat for me, a nightmare for them for the fly
on it. Thank you so much.
Yeah, cutie fly. And then like underneath the
cutie fly, it's like something with their mouth like wide open,
just about completely consume. This cutie fly.
Ohh horrifying. Wow.
I love it. Sold 50 OK, one more from the
Hoen region. A Pokémon that has a body and
wings of steel. People in the past use the
feathers fallen from Skarmory to make swords and knives.
So to make swords and knives, right?
So it sounds like they'd take a couple of them and, you know,
maybe they. Probably just layer it so it's
like not hollow. They probably just take like.
Six different scars, multiples together.
Mold and mold them together. I wonder if we could go to like
a museum somewhere here in the Johto region and just like, you
know, see some of these class, some some of these like ancient
Skarmory, forged swords, scarmory.
Do they have a museum like that here?
I don't know. Even if we do, I'm sure Mr.
Curtis will get banned from it for stealing.
Like no, no. Maybe the next time the mayor of
the Golden Rod City almost dies, we'll get a memorial museum for
them. That would be good, right?
Exactly like the Glegar, yeah. Yeah, yeah, like, like the
mayor's memorial rock climbing. Jim.
Yeah, again, Jim. He's alive.
Jim, he's. Alive.
Yeah, well, but he was dead for a little bit and we kind of
jumped the gun and I get that. Right.
Yeah, People work really fast to be like, let's memorialize this
guy. And then he came back.
What a what a what a crazy. Day, I don't know what you're
thinking. Why don't we rename it?
And the answer is no, they already paid for the plaque.
Yeah, he's gonna die at at some. Point right you just we waste
the money and make it. Again, you know, how often do
you get to see the impact of your legacy while you're still
alive, right? Honestly, I.
Dream and like, why can't you be memorialized when you're still
alive? Exactly right.
Yeah, Yeah. If you're that T-shirt I like
how I like how we've set up this straw man are just mercilessly
attacking it. Yes.
That's how I live. Okay, moving on from the Hoenn
region and into the Sino region, there's one entry here.
It's pretty short. It just says despite being clad
entirely an iron hard armor, it flies at speeds of over 800 mph.
So we're in like. But not more than 190.
Yeah. So we're between 180 and 190.
OK, good. Corbin, you're paying attention.
And I like that. It's very good.
Now what? Now you just something about it
being glad that's entirely covered in armor?
I didn't catch that. No being clad.
Clad entirely. OK.
Iron hard armor specifically. Gotcha.
OK. Now it does say iron hard and
they look heavy. Yes.
So maybe they're not. Go on.
It's just he's on. It's interesting because it they
just keep touching on the fact that it's like, it's like iron
hard, right? It's hard like iron.
It looks like iron, but it's hollow.
I mean, maybe it's not really. It tastes like.
Iron. Maybe it's just not.
Maybe it's just not really metal.
Maybe it's just like really hard if it.
Looks like if if it looks like iron, tastes like iron, smells
like iron. It's iron.
It's like iron. It's iron.
Dude, I love the smell of iron in the morning though, that's
true. Let me point to the last Hoen
entry where it says a Pokémon that has a body and wings of
steel. There you.
Go there's no, it's not like steel, like body and wings.
That is just saying it is. It's straight up steel.
That's it. Which is different from iron, by
the way, we should point out. Yeah, So Hoenn and Seno get
together, figure it out. Yeah, come on.
All right, let's see here. There's one entry from the UNOVA
region. It says it's heavy looking iron
body. Iron, iron, steel,
interchangeable. Who cares?
Is actually thin and light, so
it can fly at speeds of over 8-1.
Sorry, 180 mph. Very similar what we've already
heard. But about 190.
Well, I mean not. Certainly not more than 190.
Not more. No one didn't say.
That I mean and not even at 190 because the route the the home
one entry says this Pokémon flies at close to 190 miles per.
Hour close? Not quite.
Right, of course, not quite. Not quite so 180 like 189 Max.
That's it for sure. Not even 191 if you think about
it. Nope, not not going to happen.
Maybe 189.99 maybe. If if you're lucky, if you get a
little bit of updraft, it's. Asymptotically approaching 190
miles per. Hour but not but never touches
it. Now, never.
I can't help but notice that when Mr. Curtis said a big word,
you complimented him, Him, Corbin.
But I just said asymptotically and I didn't get anything.
Nothing. I noticed it well, professor and
I thought. First of all, I see the
thesaurus on your desk, so I know that you were preparing for
that. Number two, it's Mr. Curtis
we're talking about here. You're a professor.
It's kind of like, like kind of you're you just kind of doing
the bare minimum by saying big words now, like Congrats.
You're I can't. But like for him, he it's Mr.
Curtis. Come on, I can't wait until the
region that the thesaurus Pokémon is native too gets added
to the Pokedex so it can read about it.
Oh, me too. I think Tyranctrum evolves from
it, right? Maybe.
Yeah. Have you ever seen a shiny
thesaurus? I have not, no.
They're very crazy, man, Pretty crazy.
Are you messing with me, professor?
I'm gonna, I have to put that on my list.
That's that's a great suggestion, professor.
Let me I'm, I'm putting down on my list of of Pokémon.
I need to, to go back and see now.
Thank you. Thank you for that suggestion.
Yeah, yeah. Just let me know when you find
figure out what reason they're part of because I I can't
remember. I will, I will, professor.
I'm I'm putting it on my to do top priority.
Top priority. I'm doing it.
I'm gonna put it on my. Yeah.
That's right, now. All right, moving on.
So there's nothing new in the Kalos.
Come on. Wow, Callos.
Hey, we got listeners from Callos, right?
Settle down. Yeah, Coco is.
We have listener from Callos. Coco and Coco and.
Becker. Sorry Coco, Is Becker also from
Callos? Well, they're, they're siblings,
right? OK.
We have two listeners from Callos, those two and that's it.
Yeah, that's it. That's all I want honestly.
They only handle. Two at a time.
Well, they're listen. I'll take Callus over a Lola any
day. Those are lolans.
Speaking of a Lola. Oh, hey.
Yeah, a Lola is very excited to talk to tell you about how great
it's Scar Maria. Is great.
Is it? It's feathers, which fall off as
it grows, are thin and sharp in times long past.
Warriors use them as swords. I mean, that's kind of like we
already knew that though, so. Yeah, but like, I'd want to see
it in action. I want to see somebody use a
Scar Marie Feather as AI. Want to see somebody get caught,
boy. Yeah, well, not necessarily
just, I don't know. It doesn't seem like it would.
It's like, I guess maybe it'd be good for like sliding Under
Armour like through like the. Chainmail or something?
Well, more like plate mail I guess.
Kind of like in between the plates because it's so thin it
can get in between there maybe, I don't know.
Gotcha. It's metal body is sturdy, but
it does rust rather easily, so on rainy days this Pokémon
prefers to stay put in its nest. Dang, I guess that makes sense
because water types are good against steel, right?
They're not bad. They're not bad against steel.
But they're not good against, they're not super effective,
some would say. Well, listen, all right, I
didn't create the typing system, right?
That's right. Sure, and I didn't name the
Steelers, but here we. Are the professor, the professor
has already, you know, expressed their opinion on, you know, how
great the typing system is. Right in that it's not.
Exactly. And that the the best, the best
thing. We should go off as the A group.
Exactly, and we all. And we should go off.
Smell we all. Interesting.
And what did Blanco Blanco? Blanca.
Blanca Blanca Blanca. What did Blanca smell like?
Corbin. Blanca, honestly, it smelled
like a little bit of like metallic paint, you know, and a
little hints of of a parsley in there.
All right, so it's a metallic paint and parsley type.
Yeah, basically. No, of course it is a flying egg
group Pokémon, so I guess we could just continue to call it a
flying type. True, I'm fine with that.
That'll do. Anyways, what does the Lola say?
Two more entries here. The wing feathers it sheds can
be processed and made into knives whose sharpness is
recognized by the finest of chefs.
Finest. Okay, the finest of only here in
the Lola. Only.
I only cut my garrets with the sharpest of Scar Maries knives.
Here the Lola, our fancy chefs only eat the fight.
You cut things with the finest of knives.
And they never said specifically in a Lola.
They did it, but we know they're thinking.
Oh 'cause our our our rattanas and our eradicates, they only
eat the finest of foods cut by the sharpest of scar Marie
knives, right 'cause we're a Lola.
Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum.
And don't get us started on our Raichu and the delicacies.
I can see the jealousy in your eyes.
You filthy can't. Anyways, the last entry here
from the Alola region says its body is draped in steel armor.
It looks heavy, but it can fly at speeds of up to all right,
185 miles an hour. Finally, you did it, guys. 185
or so fast. So I thought it was 190.
What's going on? Do these things slow down here?
No, it says, it says close to 190 mph.
That's what they said in Hoenn, right?
Yeah, but everything else says over 180 mph.
OK. I mean, I'm just saying, I guess
you're right, that is close to 100 and 190, but you know,
whatever. I mean, it's close, like closer
than 184. It sure is.
Closer than you know how. I mean.
How fast can you fly Corbin? 3:00 on.
A good day if I if I put my arms out while I run I can go Mach 1.
Mach One. Yeah, don't laugh at me.
Times .0000000000000001. Wow.
OK. All right.
Got him, got him. Got me.
So, Cora, how fast can you fly if you don't put your arms out?
Oh, like probably like 6 miles an hour.
And this is like straight down to the ground off the roof,
right? No, this is like me running with
my hands straight by my side. OK, but that's not flying.
Right. Talking about flying here.
Yeah, right. No, I no, What I mean is I do
that off the roof and the lights keep me up for about a second or
two, but I go about 6 miles an hour.
So I'm flying at six miles an. Hour.
Oh yeah, my arm's kicking your legs so.
Push off the roof, I can go about Mach 1.
So you're saying you can you can kick your legs hard enough that
you can fly at six mph when you jump off the roof?
Because I'm running 6 miles an hour, by the time I jump off the
roof I'm still going 6 miles an hour.
Put my arms out. It goes from six miles an hour
to Mach one. It's crazy.
I'd like to see that. I'm totally not lying.
I'd like to see, trust me, Corbin running with his arms out
and just blow past the sound barrier.
Right. Exactly.
Please someone draw that. Yeah, that'd be great.
All right, that does it for the Alola entries.
Let's see here. There's some Galar entries here.
The first one says the pointed feathers of these Pokémon are
sharper than swords. Scarmory and Corbinite fight
viciously over territory. Understandable, they're
basically the same. Pokémon the tracks.
The Tracks. I wonder how fast Korbinite can
fly. Maybe 100 and.
Maybe like 186 an? Hour.
Yeah, doesn't seem like we have anything that says how fast it
flies. Lame.
I guess that's something that we're going to have to measure
and find out ourselves. Yeah, dude, Korbin.
Yeah, find out a few months. Korbin.
Maybe you could do some homework.
Come back when we when we have the Korbinite episode.
Trip over to the Gala region. Yeah, if you're paying for.
It next week when we do Corbinite you can come back with
the the the speed, right? You got it, boss.
Yeah, definitely. Come back here next week,
Corbin. OK.
Sounds good. And I'll come back with the
speed. Is that what you said, Mr.
Kurtz, The flight speed of Korvanite.
How fast, How fast they can fly. Of an unladen korvanite.
Unladen right, I will parse the speed of Korvanite and put it in
a bottle and. Bring it back and Professor,
it's so important you say that because Korvanites are known for
being laden with. Laden.
I mean that's they use them as taxi services over there in the
gallery. Over there in the gallery
region, all those lazy Gallerians using Korvanites as.
Taxi. Hey, hey, whoa.
Hey, well, listen. I'll share like the rest of us
in every region. I'll make them fun of a Lowlands
day in and day out. Don't you dare talk bad about
Galaxy. You know what they've been for.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, Professor.
That's because the Galerians are a marginalized group.
You know, you have the people in Alola that are not.
If anything, they'd be given a little bit too much.
Think they'd be knocked down a peg?
Yeah, they should be marginalized.
Yeah, they should. Am I right?
High fives everyone. No, I only go I wanna give you a
high 5. Hashtag should be marginalized.
Let's get a trending. Let's put it on T-shirts.
Start a movement. Hashtag, hashtag a lowland
privilege. Yeah, for sure.
That's right. OK, this next one's got a weird
word in it. I'm going to try my best, but no
promises. Still, in the Gala region,
people fashion swords from Scar Marie's shed feathers, so this
Pokémon is a popular element in heraldic designs.
I think they said that right. Heraldic.
They got that one right. If that's how you said it, then
that's the right way you say it. How do you spell it?
HERALDICI think Herald dice. Heraldic, Heraldic.
So, Herald Dice professor, right?
Yeah, Herald Dice. Herald Dice Designs, which is,
you know, the company that we were looking at to do make our
T-shirts. Herald Herald Designs.
Yeah. Nice.
Yeah, they make some good stuff, mostly scarmory related.
But you know, I'm sure we can because, you know, they're here
in the, in the in Golden Rod City since.
And of course, Steelers is our mascots.
Everybody knows. Yes, it all makes sense.
Everybody knows Golden Rod City is basically synonymous with
scarmory. Right.
Yeah, totally. And you didn't make that up,
Corman. I wouldn't.
I just listen, I'm an immigrant here.
I don't know anything. I'm just here for the party and
I'm here learning the culture and that's all I.
Absorbing the culture. I figured out absorbing it.
All right. That's it for the Gala region.
There's a couple of, well, actually there are Paldea
entries, but I don't believe that they are new.
Shame, maybe they are. I'm going to read them.
It's dirty, heavy looking iron body is actually thin and light
so it can fly at speeds of over 180 mph.
And since the feathers that sheds are thin and sharp, people
apparently once used them as swords.
Yeah, maybe you may have heard that once or.
Twice. I mean, it's, it's just worded
in a different way. But we have.
We know that already. Right.
For sure. Let's see here, there's an entry
from the Lentil region. It says Scarmory flew with such
acrobatic skill over the snow fields.
It's steel body is hard and sturdy, but because of its
hollow bones, it's actually very lightweight.
OK, so the bones are hollow I guess.
They got some good bones. Yeah.
And actually the bones are hollow, not the not the feathers
or the wings, right? I I thought it was it said that
the wings were hollow as well. It doesn't say that here though,
but I guess it's bones are hollow Also.
Sorry, I was a little bit distracted because there is an
image connected to this Pokedex entry of Skirmary with its wings
closed and I got to say I don't like it.
No, you don't like it. Don't, don't like that, Don't
like it. I prefer the wings out.
You like seeing the red, huh? Well, it's not the, it's just.
It just looks kind of like, I don't know, goofy with the wings
closed. Folded in.
Yeah. Yeah, folded.
In I can visualize it. Yeah, all right, moving on.
That does it for the regional Pokedex entries there is.
There are two unique entries here.
First one comes to us from Ashes Pokedex.
It says Scarmory, the armored bird Pokémon.
Because Scarmory nests and briars and is constantly
scratched by thorns, it's wings become razor sharp.
Yep, Yep, we saw that first hand.
Yeah. So it's already metal, but then
the thorns, I guess kind of like sharpen it, I suppose, but like
like a whetstone. Right.
Yeah, right. You think it would be like
mangled though a little bit? It brushes off.
Kind of like it. Brushes off all of the, you
know, the, the it's fluff that gets on there.
You know, it keeps it keeps it clean.
Weak. Fluff.
That's right, keeps it sleek and powerful, Ready to fight, right?
You know, I don't think any of the entries have said this, but
like, it's also pretty aerodynamic too.
Like it's got a great aerodynamic design.
Like a little metal teardrop. Metal teardrop.
T-shirt, Yeah. We've we've been balling with
T-shirt ideas though there. We go, yeah, that's been great.
We started merch store or porch store.
What do you call it? Morch Morch Store.
Hey, stop making fun of me. I'm not.
It's a great idea. All right.
Next entry comes to us from Don's Pokedex.
Trainer Don has got it going on. Sorry.
Good. Scarmory the Armor Bird Pokémon
Scarmory's body is covered with a steel like armor.
It can fly at speeds of over 100 mph.
More than that, Don. Yeah, a little bit more than
that, sweetie. Come.
On crank, crank those numbers up a little bit.
Crank it up to 185. 185 All right, So that does it for all
of the Pokedex entries on Scarmory.
Does anybody have any questions, anything, any burning bringing
Corbin, I see your hand is raised.
What is? What's the question?
Why do you think my dad left? Now about scarmory, Corbin, you
were holding up a sign that said I have a question about
scarmory. What is?
What's? Your I just wanted that to get
your attention, sorry. So I mean that was my real
question, but if I have to ask a question about Scarmory, I guess
I'd say how far like does it fly or does it glide?
Like can it fly or is just glide from treetop to treetop?
No, no, it flies. It absolutely flies.
Absolutely. Flies.
OK, so full on flies. Gotcha.
Yes, good question, Good question, Corbin.
Thank the very astute observation.
That was my second one. Yeah, no.
And I see Mr. Curtis now has his hand raised.
Yeah. Do you think the rust that forms
on the body of Scar Maries is edible?
Yes. No, not not well.
I mean, you won't know until you try, right?
Wow, that's right. I think, I think it is supposed
to, I think it's supposed to rain later on this week, Mr.
Curtis. And Mr. Curtis, why don't you go
lick some rust, huh? How about?
That no, no, no, I'm not normal Rust.
Hey, let me be clear to all the virtual students out there.
Normal rust you see on a regular basis is not edible.
Please do not lick any. Rust, don't eat that.
Now if you see a scar, Marie, ask first.
Always. Then maybe dive in.
Ask first. And then face first into Rust.
Maybe scarmary rust because scarmary steel slash iron is
different than normal steel. Dash Island maybe?
It's organic. It's it is organic I suppose.
It is organic. Yeah.
Mr. Curtis. You know what, maybe use it as
like a seasoning or something. Yeah, I could sprinkle a little
scarmary dust on my spinner rack.
Jerky. Man, I like this idea you're
pitching to me, Mr. Curtis. Tell me more.
All right, all right, let's let's let's focus up here, guys,
right, enough questions. Geez, you got so many questions.
Today's ridiculous story. Let's move on to the testing
portion. Oh, oh, oh, that's that's got an
e-mail here. It's an e-mail that's
interesting. I'm go ahead and take it.
Sorry again your e-mail. If.
If it's if. It's really.
Take a look at it. It's a.
Video. Attachment.
That's OK, that's an MP4. File let me click on if that if
it's voice subject does the subject say something about pigs
tripping over but. Oh my gosh.
You ate it. Oh, Corbin.
Oh well, OK, I'm. Going to rewind.
It back back up. No, I don't think that's
necessary. Just OK.
Oh wait, here's another. So it's it's.
It's another angle. Send another video and this time
they added it, they edited it so when you land it does a little
fart noise. I'm going to play.
It oh, you don't need to do that's OK, that's.
That's so funny for friends. I love that you farted what you
said. No, I didn't.
That's an edit. That's an edit.
Listen, I don't know a lot about editing, but that's an edit.
Oh, Donnie, Donnie J has got to see this.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna get. Yeah, for the yeah tag, tag
Donnie J on that one. Yeah, here you go.
But don't say it to him. No, he's gonna laugh at me.
All right, all right, Mr. Curtis, bike flip fart kid.
Let's let's move on to the testing.
Bike click fart kid. No, that's not gonna stick.
That's that's Corbin's new nickname I.
Love like flip fart kid like OK, today we instead of doing a pop
quiz, we're not doing that. We're not doing a poem.
We're gonna do a pitch a Pokémon today.
So I would like yes, pitch it up, pitch it out.
I would like for you to pitch me a scar.
Marie, let's talk about the the rubric here because there's
always a rubric. First two, first one is you must
include information we learned in class. 2nd is you must
demonstrate an understanding of the Pokemons unique attributes
and abilities. The understanding is the key
there. I want you to make sure like we
understand this Pokémon 3 selling points must be unique to
the Pokémon we discussed in this lesson.
And as a additional part, these selling points must not be for
the I'm sorry, must be for the Pokémon itself and not for a
product it provides or produces. So please don't sell me Scarmory
Swords. No scarmory swords.
No scarmory, swords, or seasoning made of rust.
Or seasoning. Or Rust.
Scar Scarmory seasoning. Rust seasoning.
That's Yeah. OK.
Seasonling. Sneezel sneezeling.
Anyways, the and the last point here is like a blow bonus thing.
The student who provides the most compelling selling points
will get a bonus point. So you know this.
Is. The competition that really
drives you guys. Yeah, to to be great.
But go ahead, take your time. Make bring me a great pitch
here. I really want to buy a Scarman,
but I just can't. He's something to help me get
over the edge. OK, you got it.
I'll help you get your edge. All right, time's up.
That's right. I'm timing these now.
That's all. That's all the time you get.
I hope you're done. Professor, but I I'm not all the
way done, but. Pens down.
I'm so sorry. Pens down.
Pens down, Mr. Curtis. All right.
We be done. That's it, and I'm going to
confiscate this pen from you. No professor, That's my favorite
pen. Snap it in half.
Snap. No, no, professor.
That's that's the first. That's the one you gave me on my
first day. I started as your teaching
assistant. Oh, is it Mr. Curtis?
Then what is this behind your ear?
It's my pen. It's my pen.
How'd you do that? How'd you do that?
Crazy. I don't know.
I.
Wish you guys at home saw that, that was crazy.
Wow. And you?
It's pretty. You buffed it up.
It's not like cracked anymore and it looks like it's.
I could celebrate. I can feel that it's full of.
Ink it's to celebrate our meeting yes, this is the day
that we met this is the anniversary of the first time
that we. Met is that is that today.
Yeah, market, it's really today, June 11th.
That's so. Yeah.
All right, OK, now for this. Corbin, please pitch me a scar,
Marie. Time to get pitched.
Here we go. So we got 2 uses here.
Good everyday uses for a scar Marie first of all, you can use
its feathers that come off of it to fashion a hang glider.
So you can use it to get to point A to point B very quickly
and safely because obviously they are sturdy they're made of
steel, but they're also thin and light and as the Jodo entries
described, which you know makes them dynamic and perfect for
flying. So you know, you can always make
the, you can shrap those little feathers there onto a, a, a hang
glider and kind of build your own and just kind of glide
around the city a little bit and really increase your mobility.
And the other thing you can use it for is you can use these
feathers for, to put a little wood handle on it.
And you can use it for a machete used for cutting trees and
foliage and underbrush. And because you know, it's good
for that because number one, it's already sharp, it's light
and again, it's easy to swing. And the more you use it on sharp
foliage and thorns and underbrush, the stronger it's
going to get. So, and you can also just use
that in your backyard too if you want to throw some weeds around,
you know, or like you have a rose Bush or something.
So you don't have to be in a jungle for it, but it'll be nice
because the more you use it, it just gets stronger.
So there you go. OK, so Corbin, you have sold me
two products. Dang, the exact thing I asked
you not to do. Dang it.
Yeah, I realize that. When I looked at my notes here,
I was like, oh, wait a minute, he's gonna get mad at me.
Yeah, I'm, I'm furious here, Corbin.
That's OK. What was I to mix up today?
But you did include some good in professor you did include.
I did. He's shaking.
He's shaking with anger. Corbin, please take a step back.
I just want to see. I just want to see if you abide
by your rules today. I.
I do you know. I'm also I'm just tired that.
Too. That's fair, that's fair.
But as I said, you didn't provide, you know, things in
there about. Well, I'll, I'll, we'll talk
about this after Mr. Curtis goes.
Mr. Curtis, let's hear you. OK.
All right, hold on one second. Let me just take a quick sip
here. Yeah, get.
That SAP sip. Get that, get that.
Get that syrup in there that. SAP sip you SAP you get the
sucker get. That big SAP sip that.
Lasses down your. Throat Oh, it's so soothing.
It's so soothing. OK all right.
Hello there fancy man and or slash professor.
No, he's not here today. He.
Do do I said and I said and or professor.
OK, fine. Do you OK?
Hello fancy man RIP and or professor, Do you have a moment
to hear about my good guy Scar Marie?
I just happened to be walking through the neighborhood and
notice that your bushes are looking a little.
I'm like, sorry, I'm busy. I'm really.
But but it will only take a second.
I mean, I was just walking through the neighborhood and I
noticed that your bushes are looking a little brambled and
your large land is covered in brush and needs of some scaping.
Oh, you see what it? How about of a shot there?
Excuse me. Excuse me, Sir.
On the street, please keep walking.
This is right. Place that kid down.
As you can see, first of all, Skarmory has sharp wings capable
of cutting back all the bushes and brush that you have around
your house. And #2 they fly really fast over
180 mph, so they'll be able to cover your fast land in no time
at all. And I, I know what you're
thinking. I wouldn't be fly.
I wouldn't. I know what you're thinking.
Now you tripped and fell. I know banana.
I know who put that there. What's?
Going on, man. Yeah, just making fun.
Of I know what you're thinking, wouldn't flying into brushes at
180 miles plus an hour plus eighty 180 plus miles per hours
be a bad thing? Well, not for scarmory.
They actually nest in thorns to make their wings nice and strong
and tough. So they're, they're real tough,
unlike me who just fell on the ground and hurt myself and hey.
Can I? You're being very brave about.
Can I, can I, can I come over here?
Can I real real quick over here? And he's.
Grabbing my collar and I and I and I and listen, I know I'm not
supposed to, I'm not supposed to sell you on any Pokémon
products. But just as a side note, I do
want to mention, I just want to mention, I just, I just want to
mention that there's some history there.
And that's all I'm going to say. There's some history there with
scar maries and things that can be done visa V things that can
be made. But anyway, that's but I'm glad
we huddled this but but mainly mainly.
So you're saying there's a precedent?
There's a precedent, there's a precedent there and there's
money and a product and there's money to be saved.
But but mainly, mainly the scar Maries here and really good.
Buy the milk when I can buy the milk tank.
The milk. Why buy the milk when you could
buy the toros slash mil tank? Mil tank.
That's right. Yeah.
Why drink from a couple? You can have the whole other.
Mr. Grace, you're not drinking Toros milk, are you?
I would never. I think that spiked with
something. I would never.
And think of all the money you could save by getting your own
scarmory today. Thank you very much.
Wow. Wow, nice bow.
All right, I mean, for the record, I could just change mine
to, you know, hang glider you just hang from its feet and
machete, you could use it to cut foliage like Mr. Curtis
suggested. So I mean pretty much just fixed
I. Mean.
But you didn't say that until after me.
You're kind of copying me at that point.
But it's all implied. You use those things, say,
because again, you sold me. It's feathers, not the scar.
Marie itself. Well, what do you if those were
attached to the scar? Marie, you're right, I messed
up. And you know what?
It's OK. Sometimes we messed up Corbin,
and we learn from that. I don't, but yeah.
We can, we can pretend like we learn from it.
That's good. All right, so you guys include a
lot of information, Corbin included.
You know that they get sharper when you use them on things, I
suppose. And then they just have sharp
feathers in general, Mr. Curtis included.
They fly fast, that they nest in brambles.
Brambles and that they have a history like that.
Their feathers are normally used for cutting, so it's not an
unheard of thing. So it's very good there.
So I think you guys both get full marks for one and two here.
Yay, Corbin. I'm sorry, man.
You gave me two products I can't give you any points for.
That's cool. For three, Mr. Curtis, you get
full marks here, and then as such you also get the bonus
points. Thank you for.
The Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I think.
I think that was pretty fair and equitable though.
Play the music. Wow.
Thank you. Getting word it's been played.
Thank you. Thank you, Porsche.
Well, excellent job today, everybody.
Corbin, you could have done better, but that's fine.
That's how I end everything. I know, I know it is.
All right, before we end the lesson here today, I just want
to point out astute students may have already noticed that we are
doing bi weekly lessons. This will contr.
Gotcha. Gotcha.
Did you notice yet? Sorry, yes, of course.
It's something that, you know, we weren't sure we're going to
continue. But the headmistress has, you
know, the, the last summer really spooked the headmistress
with with the whole air conditioning breaking.
And so the the headmistress is just saying, you know, we're
doing the summer schedule again. So look out.
What's Corbin? You have the schedule, right?
When is when is the? If you want to read that out to
us real quick. Well, OK, so starting with Della
Bird, you started doing biweekly looking.
At some of the papers. And then doing.
Biweekly. Yeah.
Well, yeah, 10:00 Tiller room back there.
So we've been doing, we've been doing it for a little bit now,
but apparently the biweekly lesson release is supposed to
extend into looks like. Yeah, end of August I think, OK,
Yeah. So we're going to go back to
weekly starting on September 3rd.
So basically most of the summer we're not taking a summer break,
but we're doing biweekly because of that very, very nerve
wracking AC unit. Terrifying.
Yeah. We wouldn't do too much.
Well, no, we love it. We love the AC unit.
We just don't want to, you know, crank it to its maximum.
Like right, right you have. Summer instead of just crap out.
On it, we have to give it a week off.
Summer school too. They got to save some AC for
that. You.
Have to give it a week off every other week otherwise going to be
overcooked right? Well, no, we there are still
classes here in those off weeks for us.
It's just that they, you know, we just have half of the
students there. Right.
So half of me I guess. Well, no, you're just, you're
just here on these days. All I'm saying is that less
bodies, less heat. Less bodies, less heat.
Yeah, but so again, starting on September 3rd, that Wednesday
will go back to weekly. That's that is the plan.
So sorry, that's the way, but hey, if you.
During your summer, get outside. Get.
Outside, have some fun if you but and also.
Why are you listening to this? If that breaks your heart, don't
worry, we'll still be doing other things throughout these
months that you can attend. Mr. Kris, give us what's one
thing that what's 1 extracurricular activity that we
do that the students can check out.
Well, you could totally check out our My my amazing doodles
that go on Patreon. OK, one more thing.
One more thing, Mr. Curtis. I mean, I I don't know what else
you would want to look at besides my doodles, but maybe
maybe our our Sunday Our Sunday streams on YouTube.
Yes, every Sunday at 7:00 PM we we will be continuing to stream,
so go check that out. It's been a lot of fun.
I'm definitely enjoying it. It's sounded sarcastic when I
say that, but I am enjoying it. Yeah, no, they are fun.
So go on the YouTube, we'll be active there.
So if you're not, if we're not posting, you can still hang out
with us on Patreon. Exactly.
Discord, there's ways to hang. And all of those ways can be
found in the link in our description below.
So go ahead take a look at that. But I think here is a good place
to end lessons. So till next time class is
dismissed.