Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Yeah, we did it.
We survived Halloween. Everybody was.
Yeah, it was. It was a rough week.
It was a. Spooky dark night.
There's a lot of, there's a lot of power outages.
Yeah, we didn't mention that we were recording at night that
time. For some reason Umbreon really
opened up the door for recording at night time.
Yeah, it's wonderful. Happy, happy November everybody.
Yeah, yeah, a much, a much quieter, easier month, November.
Joining me here in the classroom today is, of course, my
wonderful teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, how are you? Thank you.
I'm happy to be here.
How are you doing today, Professor?
Wow turning it back on me well, you know pretty happy the
weather is getting nice and cold it's a little bit crisp outside
just in time. We just got the air conditioning
fixed, but it's, I guess it's not just got the air
conditioning fixed for a while though, but it felt like it was
for. Weeks, God.
It feels like it's, it was, it was down for so long.
It's just having it back feels so nice.
But also it's getting cold outside so.
Yes, yes. Also joining me here in the
classroom today is our young trainer in training, Corbin.
Corbin. Yo.
What's going on, man? Not a lot, man.
I just, you know, took a nice walk, fall walk this morning.
It was really pretty nice. So you so that's when you that's
when you fall and then you get back up and you walk a little
bit and you fall again. And because that's a it's a fall
walk. It's.
Yeah, yeah. Fall Walk.
But that's the thing. The key is like, you know, you
do fall and you get back up again, but you can't let it keep
you down. Yeah, Yeah.
So that's kind of the key with the fall walk.
But I'm very clumsy, so I fall all the time when I what's.
What's that that what's the you watch the movie all the time or
something called like Zoo Batman or something where like they say
like why do we fall down? Why do we fall down?
Just so we could learn how to
jump up and down? That's right.
That's the. Quote Jump.
Jump Jump up and down. Jump, jump.
Up and down from zoo. Batman Begins and then it turns
into a dance number I remember. Yeah, yeah, it's a real, it's a
real bowl calling the cup, cup toasted.
That is a really bowl calling a cup cup toasted movie.
You're exactly what? Does it mean?
Nina Corey, If you couldn't figure out what it means from
context clues yet, then you'll just never know.
What it means? All right, my brain is small.
So we have we have a very, very important Pokémon we talked
about today. So it's a big one, big 1.
So we have to get to it before. But before we do, I have a Ganga
mail that I would I like to read, if that's OK with
everybody. Sure, sure, sure.
This comes to us from I believe this is Nicholas.
Yes. Yeah, yeah, Nicholas.
Now it's spelled Nicholas. We were asked to read it as
weird and funny as possible a couple weeks ago, so I'm
continuing that trend. Nicholas says.
Hey everybody, I love your lessons so I subscribe to the
Patreon. Give us your money.
I mean, thanks for supporting us.
Yes, thank you for supporting us, but also you're welcome for
all that you're. Welcome for all the extra
content. Oh, you're eating good.
That's so much content on there, they said.
Nicholas says. I love the doodles, Mr.
Spinnerak, Lord Curtis and I also love the nose lock
episodes. Spinnerak, Lord.
Thanks, I'm glad you like them. Yeah, Tell us, how do you like
them? We'll wait.
What do you like about?
Them, yeah. What's your favorite thing about
them? Thanks, that sounds so cool.
That's amazing. Wow.
OK, so they want to say now I promised info about the
alligator, so here it is. I believe in a previous Gengar
male Nichada mentioned something about alligators.
I can't quite remember. It's been.
It was a heck was. Audio.
You mean for alligators? Or no, they said alligators.
It's actually about alligators. Apparently.
It's a Pokémon. Pokémon.
It's a Pokémon from their region that they know about, and
they're going to describe it to us.
I'll explain it. The alligator is a big crocodile
or crocodile, crocodile, crocodile.
Crocodile. Crocodile, like Pokémon?
It's a water and ground type. It mostly lives in swamps.
OK, cool. Water and ground.
Yeah. So it's basically like, it's
like a Swampert. Swampert, Yeah.
Swampert. Yeah.
Has a Swampert with sharp teeth maybe?
Maybe could be a disfigured Swampert that you've been
seeing. Sure, maybe.
Have you, Have you asked yourself, is this a disfigured
Swampert? I think.
I usually ask myself that whenever I see anything I don't
recognize. Whenever I see Mr. Curtis, I
think that is that a disfigured Swampert.
Yeah. For all your artists out there,
that that's your, that's your, that's your motivation for Mr.
Curtis. Disfigured Swampert.
That's right. Swampert.
Yeah, or 6 spinner acts in a trench coat.
Either one. Right, Right.
Pretending to be a human. OK, They go on to say if you
want more information, just tell me and I will make an essay.
You know what? Hey listen, I'm not gonna stop
any student from sending in an essay.
If you want to send me an essay from a from for for an
alligator, go for it. I will.
I'll stop you. Send me a poem instead.
Oh yes, I'm just a poem. Wait, Yeah, yeah, there's a poem
along with artwork on your. Alligator poem, Yeah, but I want
alligator poem. Make sure it's a shiny alligator
in your in your drawing. Oh yeah, sure.
OK, they say. I really love your classes and I
hate the brakes. Well, brakes.
Listen, we didn't break our air conditioning.
It broke. It broke on its own.
Wait. You don't blame us.
Wait, wait, Corby, you didn't break the air conditioning, did
you? No.
I didn't break the air conditioning.
When all fails, blame gunk. It was probably gunk the.
Gunk probably did it. Yeah, it's.
Probably. Gunk does like to chew on these
types of things. She's crazy.
She needs to be tamed. Absolutely.
Maniac can't be damned wild and free.
Like the golden. Just like the golden.
Sorry for Mr. Curtis, I have one more thing to say.
I love your work with the spinner axe and I am a fellow
breeder. I mostly breed sight there, but
sometimes there is another Pokémon I like to breed.
Yeah, what's the other one? Oh sorry sorry.
There is that way I think. I think they're saying there are
other Pokémon that they like to breed so they they mostly do
scyther but sometimes they branch out and do other Pokémon.
OK, OK. Like what?
I don't know.
They didn't. They didn't write it down.
I can only tell you what I know. Come on, like Aaliyah.
Nicholas. Nicholas.
Scyther is a very cool insect, I mean a bug type Pokémon.
OK. So that's cool.
I can appreciate that. Insect type is what the was is
what the bug experts call it sometimes.
Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, that's right.
That's. Right, so Nick, Charlie Heis
ends the ginger mail by saying I'm sorry for disrespecting
Donnie J Goodbye y'all. That's OK, you can.
Take it. He's tough, yeah.
He's no. He takes all the disrespect that
Corbin gives him. That's true, Corbin does give
him a lot of disrespect. Can't believe you treat your
father like that, Corbin. He's not my real dad, he's just
a Mr. Mime. It's not possible.
Wow, just a Mr. Mime. Wow.
Just just a Mr. Mime that took care of you.
I can't. Believe it, that's.
Actually, the name of his autobiography, coincidentally,
was writing that too. He's writing that on the
weekends. He told me about that.
What's? The wait, what's the title?
Just a Mr. Mime. Just a Mr. Mime and it's him
with his arms crossed on the front.
Does he have like one like eyebrow like cocked up like
he's? One eyebrow cocked up.
Yep, he's, he's done that. Kind of like the look at this
sort of face. So he's doing that.
I'm pretty sure the backdrop is a lake.
I don't know. He's he's, he's still working on
the the cover art for the book. Is it written though?
Is the book done? No, he's he hasn't.
He hasn't finished the first draft yet.
He's he's still working on it. Corbin, I look forward to when
you bring us the first draft of just the Mr. Mime.
And we'll read it for one lesson.
For one lesson, maybe for the Mr. Rhyme lesson, we'll read it.
Yeah, can't wait to get there in like a couple weeks.
Yeah, we'll get there pretty soon.
OK. So, Mr. Curtis, do you think
Nikaidas gets actually what you are going to get extra credit?
Because it was kind of an essay on an alligator.
So I'll give you, I'll give you extra credit there.
Mr. Curtis, do we think a Gold Star is in order?
I I have to say to a fellow breeder, a Gold Star is only
right thank you. And a breeder of bug type too.
I mean, you can't even can't even argue with that.
I I wasn't going to. Yeah.
Well, thank you Nicholas. Your, your work is appreciated
and thank you for furthering the bug type breeding community.
Thank you. Couldn't have said it better
myself, Mr. Curtis. All right, so again, if any, if
any students out there want to ask me, the professor a question
or send us an essay or art or anything like that, they can
send it to wwopokemon@gmail.com. Corn.
What was that Gengar mail again? That was WWO pokemon@gmail.com.
It's also in the link tree. If you click on the description
of this lesson on whatever listening platform you're on,
there's a link tree link in there.
That's that's the link you want to click for the rest of your
life for. The rest of your life.
So much cool stuff in there and one of those is a link to the
Gmail. You know what?
I don't even know why we're messing around.
Make that your home page when you open up your web browser of
choice. I want it's.
Going to be a link. Tree.
I want that link tree to pop open.
It needs to be there. That's right all.
Right, so send us pictures showing us that you've made it
your home page and I don't know, we'll do something.
All right, so Pokémon, we are learning about a very, very
important Pokémon today. Does anybody know what Pokémon
it is, Mr. Curtis? It's a bug type, so.
And of course it is Pineco. Wow, wow, jumped in.
Easy peasy, yes? I'm so excited for this one.
He doesn't mess around when it's a bug type.
No, he doesn't. All right.
So has anybody seen a Pineco before?
You might have. You might, I'd have seen one
before and you just didn't know cuz it just kind of looks like a
pine cone. I've had a few knock my head
while I've been walking. Yeah, I, I had AI had a
internship taking care of Pinecos before.
Yeah, I didn't really. I must hear about this.
Go on. Who?
Who was it with? Back when I was when I was
getting my breeder's license, I, I had an internship and part of
that internship is you had to, you know, help an existing
breeder. So of course I found the the
previously preeminent bug type breeder, cause of course I am
now the preeminent bug type breeder.
But my, my old sensei, as we called him, his name was Sensei
Marmalade. And Sensei marmalade.
That's not a real name. Bread, bread pinecos.
And you know, he used to harvest, harvest the.
How do you make pinecos out of bread?
No, he turned pinecos into bread.
Oh no, no no, he he bred them like had multiple.
Lines you'll get breaded chump. And he he would, you know, try
to breed different lines of pinecos that would that make
their tightness, they're hard shelled exteriors have different
properties. That's where you learned your
abominations from, from Mr. Marmalade.
Yeah, OK. That's got to be a pseudonym,
not a real name, right? Did did did Sensei Marmalade
also answer to The Night Mother? Sensei Marmalade actually is the
one who baptized me into the Church of the Night Mother.
Oh. The war.
The plot thickens. Oh my goodness.
It's not. Listen, it's not.
It's only folklore until it's lore, folks.
So. That's right.
OK, I have so many questions to ask Mr. Marmalade.
Where can I find him? Where can I find him?
Wait, I got, well, this actually kind of leads into my question.
How did you take Sensei Marmalade's place, Mr. Curtis as
the preeminent breeder? Well, Sensei Marmalade got
recalled back to the Night Mother.
What does that mean? What does that mean?
What? Does that recall you say that so
definitively and you also kind of bit your lip when you said
it. I don't know why.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's just, it's just,
you know, one day in in everybody's life, you hope to be
recalled back to the Night Mother.
And and so is. She marmalade dead.
Moved on to another form of life is what a good way to put it.
How? Wow.
All right. Well, I guess you'll never be
able to ask those questions, Corbin.
Yeah, yeah. So anyway, that's that's just a
little little. Bit of of of a.
Background. I could sit and talk about your
Pineco internship for the next 20 to 45 minutes, Mr. Curtis.
I'm tempted. I'm tempted to do that.
Honestly, I'm tempted. Oh yeah.
I just do it. Give me a reason not to do it.
Mr. Curtis, how did he die? Just because wait.
How did he die? How did he die?
He didn't die, he got recalled back to the Night Mother.
He took on a new form. OK, so.
You're being vague and I don't like it.
But but that's that's we need to learn about the beauty of this,
of this beautiful Pokémon that that covers itself in chitinous
plates. Sounds like you know, I mean,
you know a lot about it. You even.
But I don't, I just get hit by them, so can I?
Learn that is true. All right, all right, all right,
all right. So.
OK, so I have a Pineco here today.
I'm going to go ahead throw it out of the Pokeball is what I
would say if it wasn't already out and has been dangling above
us this entire time. Wait, it's up there.
Oh, hey, straight up there, that little guy.
Hi there, what's up Dingly Dangly?
Look at that cute little. Dingly.
Is that Pineco's name? Dingly.
Dangly. Dingly Dingly is a good.
Yeah, I can think of no of no more majestic name than Dingly.
I like Dingly. Dingly.
Dingly.
Dingly, Pineco. Dingly and then D is the middle
initial. Angly is the last name Dingly
Dangly. Dangly.
Dangly is the name. All right?
Cool. Yeah, Corbin, just describe
Dingly for us. It's a pine cone.
OK, but there's more than that, right?
With. Eyes.
And that's it. And that's it.
That's it. And that's it with eyes, that's
the ball game, that's. It, that's all.
That's basically it. It's pretty much it.
It's really, it's really more. I mean, if you come up, come
over here. Corbin, come, come, come, come
down here. Dingly, come here.
Come here. OK.
Well, don't, OK? Don't ask it to come down here.
Let's stay. Let's let it stay up there.
I don't. I don't want anything to happen.
I mean, I just, I just, if you just feel the exterior, I'm
good. You could tell right away.
I wouldn't touch it. Are you sure I mean?
I don't really want to touch it, professor.
I say we leave dingly, dangly up there just chilling and we just
just let him do a step. I mean, sure.
I mean, we could, we could drop it down here to the ground if
you want it, Professor. Thanks guys.
I've been dropped by so many. Please, let's just leave it
there for now, yeah? OK, let's let's you know what,
Let's start reading some Pokedex entries.
How about that? Sure, I'm sure.
I'm done. All right, starting off in the
JoJo region, the first entry says it likes to make its shell
thicker by adding layers of tree bark.
The additional weight doesn't bother it.
Yes, that's so I guess. It's they're pretty tough.
So the Shell's thick, but it adds layers of tree bark to make
it even thicker. Yeah, that's that's what I was
trying to get you to feel this, the tree bark.
OK, Well, you're trying to get to drop down here and that's.
Well I'm sure I'll learn about how it has poison or something
that would kill me so. Oh yeah.
Well, no, it's more just, you know, pretty actionable action
when it drops to the ground, so. Pretty actionable action.
Actionable action. Wow, that's cool.
It hangs and waits for flying insect prey to come near.
It does not move about much on its own, so I guess it's like
cutie flies or. A really good Pokémon to have on
your team if you're battling. Yeah, this is another one of
those like Caterpie moments where it's like this Pokémon is
not for battling. I guess there is.
Just there to look cute. Yeah, I mean, I suppose there's
one thing you could do with it. Yeah, Pretty effective.
A pretty action, actionable action that you could use in a
battle. Yeah, the one might say 1.
Might say the next entry says it spits out a fluid that it uses
to glue tree mark to its body. The fluid hardens when it
touches air. Yeah.
See, you wanted me. To be subjected to that, you
wanted me to be glued. I mean, but it's all it, it
hardens when it touches air. So it's all of this stuff is
hardened now. I mean, maybe if it's spat.
On by the time you like. Mr. Curtis wanted me to touch it
so it'd spit on me, then I'd be glued.
I know what your game is. I mean, it can spin on you from
anywhere or it could spin on you from right there.
Yeah, it might. It might just do that.
Maybe it would, wouldn't that? Be funny.
Am I on? You wouldn't.
It be funny if it. Did that.
It'd be hilarious. Not for me.
OK, but it won't do that I'm sure.
I'm sure it wouldn't. No, no, no, no, you wouldn't do.
That OK, All right, moving on from the Hoenn region, this one
says this is, and this is the big one.
This is this is something that I cannot believe they didn't
mention at all in the JoJo region Pokedex entries.
Pineco hangs from a tree branch and patiently waits for prey to
come along. If the Pokémon is disturbed
while eating by someone shaking its tree, it drops down to the
ground and explodes with no warning.
Boom. Oh wow.
Dang, I don't know what you do. I could have been bombed this
whole time. You still could be.
I still I don't. I'm assuming.
It is right above your desk for. A bit it is.
I don't like this. I could be spat on, I could be
exploded. There's so much that could go
wrong right now. This is a ticking time bomb.
Ticking time cone. So assuming with an explosive,
she's. More.
I'm sorry, Mr. Chris. What's going on, buddy?
I'm so sorry. No, it's it's unassuming until
it's not and it goes boom. And then it is assuming.
I have a good T-shirt idea ticking time cone.
Ticking ticking time cone I. Like it.
And then it's like a, it's a, it's a, it's a Pineco, you know,
with it's, with one eyebrow raised.
Yeah. And it's like arms are crossed
too. Well, it doesn't have any arms.
It's, it's little. It's little like tree bark.
Oh. It's little tree bark.
Things are crossed. Yeah.
It's it's given the whole like, how did I get here?
Face. Yeah.
And then the book explodes. Right, and there's a fuse coming
out of its head. Yeah.
Oh, it's so good. I love it.
OK, that does it for the Hohen region.
There's not. Honestly, there's not too many
more entries, so let's keep going here in the center region
they say it looks just like a pine cone.
Sure does. It's shell protects it from bird
Pokémon that Peck it by mistake and then like they Peck it and
then I assume it just explodes and kills.
Them they just it just, that's a dead pitchy right there.
It's a fried bird Pokémon do we? What other Pokémon do you
remember? Kind of just like explodes
sometimes. Pretty sure Voltorb does, right?
Yeah, Voltorb is a no notorious exploder.
Yeah, yeah. Voltar.
Electrode by by relationship. By default, right?
Yeah, Anything else? Any other Pokémon kind of just
goes boom sometimes. Oh, isn't it Graveler?
Graveler, and I think Golem as well, also just kind of explode
every. Time you're wrong, but I pretty
I think Pikachu blows up sometimes.
I don't. I don't think Pikachu blows up.
When a When a pine cone falls on it.
Hey. Hey.
Wow, that's a gruesome thing to think about, Corbin.
It is, it is a gruesome thing. Artwork.
No, just came. No, God, no, please.
Oh my. God that don't do that.
Okay, nothing new and you know, but they just say it looks like
a pine cone. Great stuff, you know, but.
And then Callous just repeats things we've already seen, Alola
says, motionless. It hangs some trees waiting for
its bug Pokémon prey to come to it.
It's favorite in Alola. Is anybody want to guess?
What's his? Favorite bug Pokémon to eat?
Spite OPS. Those are mostly in Paldea.
OK, hopefully not Wimpod. No, not Wimpod.
Oh. Thank God.
I can't think of a a bug type that I would care to eat like
that. I mean, you know.
You can think of others that you would like to eat though.
I mean, honestly, like this one, this one I have eaten, I have
eaten this one, this bug Pokémon.
Maybe. Oh.
Really. A pine cone or.
The no the the one that that pine cone likes to eat, I also.
Maybe. Also.
Occasionally, maybe a vivillion. Something small, right?
It is small, yes. Is it a cutie fly?
Yeah, it's a cutie fly. Yeah.
Man, beautiful. It's delicious just to pop them
out of the air and right into your.
Mouth. Yeah, that's, Oh yeah.
Still feel bad about that, but you know.
So much flavor. The next entry says it sticks
tree bark to itself with its saliva, making itself thicker
and larger. Elderly Pineco are ridiculously
huge Woo. Oh.
Yeah, boys, How? How?
What does ridiculously huge mean?
I mean, how do you know how big a regular pineco is?
I mean it's as it's as big as that one.
I guess that's average up. There, that's about two feet.
It's about two feet. Oh, it's a 2 foot color, right?
Right. Yeah, that's a.
That's a. Dingley's pretty.
Dingley's pretty small when it comes to Panicas.
Must be a pretty young one, right?
I've seen them get as as big as like the about 8 or 9 feet.
Really, Grandpa? Oh my.
God, that's so. Big, bigger than bigger than you
would be tall questions hanging from a tree.
I got question for you, Mr. Curtis, since you have this
expertise in Pine Coast. Yes, please.
Please, the bigger it is does the explosion.
Harder get false. Well, yes, does the explosion.
Harder false. That is correct.
No, my question is the bigger the planet code, the bigger the
explosion. I'm assumed so, right?
I'm assumed so. So, so the explosion, and you
wouldn't know this from the Pokedex entry, but the explosion
juice, the explosion juice comes from the inherent potential
energy that's in in the saliva that solidifies.
So of course, bigger, bigger the pineco, more bark, more saliva
hits the ground, all that potential chemical energy goes
kaboom boom, so and more and more shrapnel, you might say,
well. Certainly that, yeah.
So it's the potential energy. The potential chemical energy.
Yeah, it's like the bonds of the molecules in the in the saliva.
Yes. Very interesting that that isn't
that we? How have we harnessed that?
I feel like we should use that for something.
I feel like we should use that for weapons.
That's part of the weapons. Professor Marmalade was looking
at but you know, OK. It was pretty.
Destructive. They returned to the night,
mothers welcoming embrace. Until sweet until the sweet
night mother took took him home home when he was caring for one
of his particularly large and elderly pinecos.
So. Again, what does that mean?
Taking him home? Like where?
Like I'm starting to think I'm I'm figuring out what what
killed Sensei Marmalade. I think Sensei Marmalade's body
was. Was killed by a Grandpa Pineco.
Yeah, I think he was. Grandpa Pine Cone dropped on it,
blew up half a block, and Mr. Marmalade went with him.
Is that right? I think Mr. just sent a
marmalade was was atomized by the.
Can you confirm taken taken home to to a new form?
That is the fire. A bladed off the face of the
earth. You might say.
Yeah, by the scalpel. That is a Grandpa Pine ago.
Honestly, if he were, he was, he was really more researching.
Like, you know, we just talked about the different kite and the
shells they make and the implications of their saliva.
But I think, you know, working with a Burmi would have probably
been a little bit smarter. Safer, certainly.
I mean like, yeah, safer. You got, you got to, you got to
like live with that danger every so often, right?
Sure, sure. I mean, you can't harvest, you
can't harvest infinite energy, you know, from just anywhere.
Sometimes you gotta. Sometimes you gotta put yourself
in the. You gotta crack a few eggs, or
in this case, incinerate yourself.
Look down the barrel of a bomb. In the blast zone.
Wait, bombs all have barrels? What?
What's up? Bombs all have barrels.
I don't think that's true. OK, so there's nothing new from
Gala, and there's nothing new from Paldea.
Professor Mirror hasn't submitted anything in his photo
decks from the Lentil region. Let's see here.
I don't guys. I think that's it.
I don't think there's. Oh, wait, hold.
No, no, there is one unique entry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. It comes to us from Ash's
Pokedex. Yeah, Ash says Pineco.
Sorry, Ash's Pokedex says Pineco.
The Bagworm Pokémon appears calm as it hangs sedately from tree
branches, but it will self destruct at the slightest
provocation. Like bagworm sounds into rock.
Yeah, a bagworm. Yeah, Dingly, you name nothing
but a bagworm. OK, don't OK, Hong Kong.
Please, oh oh oh, don't antagonize Dingly.
Oh, did stick your hand to your table?
Yeah, the hand is stuck to the. Desk we'll have to figure out,
but I'm sure Mr. Curtis knows how to get that off.
Yeah, there's, there's some solvents.
I I have them. I, I didn't bring any with me,
but you know, I should have. It would have been really smart
for. Me to do that.
I don't know, but I I could I could probably mix up some
solvent. Now we're not learning about why
not. I know we recently learned about
wobble, but we still have ways to go for why not?
You're right. You're right, Professor.
She is. Jeez.
OK with that. That is all of the Pokedex
entries on Pineco. That's it.
That's time to wrap it up. Wrap what?
Wrap it up. Miss Portia.
Wait, sorry. Hold on.
What's that? What's that in the distance?
I think I hear I didn't hear the rapid up music about to be
played. They're kind of Porsche.
Hit it. Hit it.
Portia on that beat. Let's go.
What, what, what? What, what?
What? Beautiful never gets old.
Never. Gets old, never gets old.
Love it every time. #Subscribe for the full version.
Thank you. Wait, what?
There's a, there's a full version.
What I don't maybe, maybe, maybe the next Patreon goal could be
wrap it up full length. I don't know.
Probably not.
I doubt it. OK, so let's see.
What what what do I have in store for you guys today?
What should we do? Pineco.
How about?
I want to do a poem, professor. We haven't done one in a while.
I love poem well. Lucky for you, in my notes here
it does say do a poem so. Oh hey, I don't know if.
I want. Yeah, I know we could do a pop.
Quiz professor do it. Can we do a?
Pop quiz professor. Well, I would have to shut up.
I have to take the time to write a pop quiz.
I don't have that time. OK, so we'll do a poem.
Yeah. So I want you guys take some
time to 1 Unstuck, unstuck Corbin from the table and then
two, go ahead and write a poem on Pineco, and then we'll meet
back here. All.
Right, let me start pulling stuff out of my jacket here.
Hold on real quick. Where's?
He got, oh God, he's thinking out stuff in this jacket.
Oh, there's there's a notebook. Alright, I'm gonna raise the.
Flashlight. I'm gonna write that poem with
one handle. I've got a bottle here of.
OK, Alright, I've got some of the solvent here for you,
Corbin. We'll get you unstuck.
OK, All right. Has everybody done yet?
We got we got to get going. The dingly, dangly is starting
to, to or Dingle. Dingle dangle too much.
It's starting to Dingle and dangle, if you know what I'm
saying. So let's.
That's a different sauce. Let's get going here, Corbin.
I would like to hear your poem first, please.
OK, All right, here we go. Buckle in, everyone.
This one is called. Hold on.
Hold on, I am buckling. Here we go.
Buckle in, There we go, Richie. Golden buckle.
That's. Great to go.
What? Whenever you're ready.
Why is why do you have a OK, all right, here we go.
And this one is called collision.
You put up walls made of bark, isolate yourself within the
dark. A feeling I know all too well
hiding within my lonely shell. If disturbed from your safe
place, you fall hard and dive into the face of those you love.
You pushed aside. Fire engulfs as we collide and
that's it. Wow, Very pretty nice, Very
different. Not as pretty as mine.
OK, all right. It's a competition.
All right, let's. See what you got then?
Let's hear it, buddy. Let's hear it, Mr. Curtis.
OK OK, here we go sweet Pineco. The world looks at you in doom.
All they see is the bug that goes boom using bark and spit.
Your body, bees, entombed bird, Pokémon trying to Peck at you
are given no room. You're not.
You're not moving. Form is my heirloom.
OK, I'm done. Question was was because there's
a part where you said is that also in the poem or did you just
say did you like lose your place?
I just, I just was trying to fight the sloppy mouth is what
happened so. OK, well, hey, very good, very
good. I like I like that you added the
fact that, you know, it has hard bark that prevents the bird
Pokémon from pecking at it. It's a very good that we learned
in class. Thank you.
And Mr. And of course, Corbin included the fact that it
explodes. You did too, Mr. Curtis.
Weird, weird way that you kind of like shoehorned in the the
heirloom thing, I think, Mr. Curtis.
What is the heirloom of my? Doomed.
Doomed was gonna be in there somewhere.
He did he. Did say doom.
He said. You did say oh sorry I blacked
out for a. Little bit, Yeah.
I yeah. It's hard to pay attention when
Mr. Curtis talks sometimes. I get it.
Yeah. But hey, great job, everybody.
The poem is always kind of like a like a free point.
So, well, it takes skill, so you.
Know. Oh, I know.
Listen, let's say you can tell a good poem from a bad poem for
sure, but I'm not, Listen, I'm not here to critique art, all
right? I just wanna make sure that
you've learned a little something about Pineco.
Everybody's the most important Pokémon that we could ever learn
about. That's right.
All right, but the most important Pokémon that we could
ever learn about, we've learned about it.
It's done. We're done with Pineco.
Does anybody know who we're gonna be learning about next
week? Is it spite OPS?
No, it's not. It's not.
It's called a. Would it be Deciduite professor?
It's not deciduite. I'll give you an.
Evolve. Form.
It is the. This Pokémon, it is the evolve
form. Of course you mean fortress.
Yes, yes, very good. We are learning about Fortress
next week. Yeah, that's.
Good. OK.
Yeah. So if anybody's there aren't any
other questions? Just teetering a little bit.
No. Well, OK.
False alarm, False alarm. We're good for kids to talk.
Don't scare me like that. We gotta get out of here.
Why did I wait? I could just put him back in the
Pokeball at anytime. You could, why don't you?
I don't know, you know, sometimes I'd like to live a
little bit of fear, a little bit of.
Just wrap it up quickly, Professor.
Come on. All right, if any of the
students have any questions for me, they can send a Gengar mail
to wwlpokemon@gmail.com. We also have a bunch of other
links for you to to explore in our link tree in our
description. One of those is our Patreon.
Corbin, tell us about the Patreon.
The Patreon has so much content you it would lose your mind
honestly, if you guys are not liking the fact that we you
know, sometimes switch bi weekly or we take breaks or you know,
even if weekly is not enough for you for these lessons, there's
so much more stuff on the Patreon it's not even funny.
Quick fire. You have Mr. Curtis's doodles
every single week. You got full discord access.
You get to watch our Pokémon emerald nuzlak play through
earlier two weeks early as opposed to the people that get
it on YouTube. You get to enter your name
raffled in for deciding future Pokémon names.
You get a Pokémon named after you.
You get to listen to the monthly Q and as and you get to send
questions for the monthly Q and as as well and also there's our
monthly outtakes and deleted scenes compilations you can
listen to as well. There's a ton kind of stuff on
there and even when we take breaks, we still do Patreon
stuff. So fun fact for you.
Guys are spending that money. We got to keep that content
going. That's right.
But this is this is, this is for
free, right, Mr. Curtis? So we can kind of take breaks
here and there. Wait.
Oh yeah. I mean they pay a lump sum
amount for that, so you know. Right, but that's not they've
already paid for it going. Yeah, and, and yeah.
And honestly, like, you know, some of our best stuff is on the
Patreon, honestly. I'd agree with that.
All right, but that's enough of
that. That's enough.
Talking about how how awesome our Patreon is.
I think it's time we put this lesson to bed.
So until next time class is dismissed.
I don't know why you guys are freaking out.
Oh, my God, it's falling. Oh my God.
OK. False alarm.
OK, all right, It's fine.
It's just in the middle of the room.
It's in the middle of the room, all right?
It didn't explode or anything. OK, we're good, We're good.
Everything is fine.