Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor. Jacob Chestnut and joining me
today as always. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Whoa.
Your last name is what I've always referred to you as
Professor. Jacob, well my, I mean, you
didn't think that my exact name last His name is Jacob, and his
first name is Professor. I mean, Jack of, can I be your
last name, class class 101? It can be but it's not mine.
This isn't news to me. How many lessons are we in now,
huh? What is this like week 14?
13 and I'm just now learning your last name.
Well, I'm just now, starting to feel comfortable enough with
you. It's a start, you know, giving
out that that information, you know, that's very sweet.
Thank you. I can find trust you with my
last name. Okay.
Professor Chestnut Jesus I bet you I bet you're made fun of in
school. That's my father's name call me
Professor. Jacob or it will reflect poorly
on your grades. Okay, joining me today.
As always is my wonderful teaching assistant, mr.
Curtis a load everybody. Mr. Curtis, why?
Thank you Professor. It is my pleasure to be here.
Thank you. So is it is my pleasure to have
you here? Oh Professor please.
No, the pleasure is Is all mine, your pleasure brings me so much
pleasure. We still talking about
pleasuring, each other, like this kind of a glowing from the
so pleasured. By, I'm gonna call my mom, I'm
gonna call my mom, I feel I feel under under duress.
I'm going to call my mom Hush, Hush Gordon.
Well, we took your Rotom phones at the door.
So they're in the phone prison something.
This this whole vibe just feels off to With you Professor are
you okay well maybe maybe it's because I haven't introduced you
to yet joining me is the one student who even bothers to show
up in person and in class is our wonderful trainer in training
Corbin. Hey it's your boy.
No. You are not my boy, I made sure
of that. I'm sorry, was that man?
Sorry you were, you're referring to the slang term boy.
Was it, is there a possibility that oh my God.
Are you saying that you might be my dad.
Oh, that's preposterous. Now that that's impossible.
No, I'm only 20. Oh um, I mean puberty can hit
quicker and some some people so I know hear your voice is quite
deep for a ten-year-old. It is.
I can't wait till I turn 11. I'm gonna be a very rich bass
and I mean wow, I do, but I gotta hate how you said it.
Okay, as we normally do in these classes, I started off with the,
the twiddling hope that you remember what we talked about at
all last class. So, does anybody here remember
the Pokémon that we talked about last time?
Oh, I know this, because if you fucking, yeah, I had to go to
the hospital afterwards, mutter free.
No, no, no, that is not correct, sir.
Free know what it may be. The effect of the Butterfree
dust that you. It is such a short term memory
loss. Oh, appears that you've
completely forgotten our lesson on wheedle, which is was what we
learned about. I'll see you ask, which Pokemon
Harry were me, boy. See, I was thinking the last
Pokemon that I saw and I said hi to matter P, who's outside by
the tree house to the schoolyard on the way here A Derpy the
Caterpie danger mutter. Lila Butterfree matter.
Pete who's now at Butterfree? Yes, yes, exactly.
I saw him. I didn't get too close this
time, so I want to go back to the hospital but hard, not to
with those those beautiful eyes, matter, matter, PQ, beautiful.
Hmm, Chef's, kissed sucked me. Right in?
What a beauty? Found a Pokeball.
I'd take him home but you won't let me.
No. No, too dangerous, too.
Dangerous for fledgling, trainer.
Like yourself Hansel. Stay here where they experienced
bug trainers. Can keep an eye on him.
Yeah, well sure it's actually what this the school is known
for is our experienced bug trainers.
What do you have any? I don't see any, it's a little
age of my time. Let me just say my experiments
with multiple spinarak Colony. Transformations have been known
throughout the you Professor assistant Association worldwide.
Let me just get this out there. The bug experts are not mr.
Curtis he thinks he is but he's not he's not I mean, I know
that's why he originally came to this school was to become a bug
expert. But it's a well, that didn't
quite pan out for you. I did it there mr.
Curtis, wow. Hey, I get to I learned so much
from stunning, you professor and that is what you studied me,
studying you, and what you have to give to all of your classes,
okay? Okay, that's far better than
any, you know, innate proficiency and Destiny as the
ultimate Bug. Master Pokémon trainer gym
leader. That I was meant to be.
Yeah much, I'm the ultimate a here as an assistant to you
Professor. So the ultimate Bug Master gym
leader or as it's also known still the pretty bad gym leader.
That's because bug type Pokemon suck.
Whoa, okay. All right.
Here's the thing. Normally, I would agree with you
but matter piece that it's let's be honest, I love me some matter
but he's the one exception that in Calissa pods, pretty cool.
We are we are leagues away from talking about Galicia pod, we're
like nine, summer breaks away from Galicia pied.
I mean, if that's how we're dividing up the school year or
figure it out as we go, but that's house.
Works. Yep, if we're not we're not
talking about a fun Pokemon today.
No, instead we are talking about the event Iraq for know the
evolved form of we do either of, you know, who that is.
It's been Iraq. You said we weren't talking
about a fun Pokemon Cocoon boy. Compute kikuno kikuno.
That's it. No Kaku knows Kakuna.
That's the alone and pronunciation kikuno.
Very Very worldly of you. I appreciate that.
Unfortunately, here in the, the fuck were we were the Kanto?
That's a real ass man. That Butterfree did a number on
you, dude. I'm hitting my 20s.
And the memory is the first thing to go.
I always hear the Kanto region. We call it Kakuna Kakuna.
Yeah, I know, I mean, I know that you guys all know that
because we do live in the Kanto region.
So you've probably heard that. I mean it's not like this is a
rare Pokemon. I see I see Literally see it on
my walk home like every other day.
Like, it's not. I know what this thing is.
It looks like a giant fucking turd, just chilling and some
trees. Okay.
That's what you're totally look like.
Yeah. Yeah.
It a lot. A lot of roughage.
I'm gonna go see the doctor about that.
A lot of roughage. A Mite poop gonna see the
Chauncey after school. I don't need a chancy to look
inside. My butthole.
I have the professor. Hi Jacob.
No, no, no. Hey.
Who wants look at the Pokemon it is.
There it is. I 3.
The Pokéballs and through the Pokeball.
It's out. We can see the Pokémon right in
front of us. Ha, ha ha.
There it is. That's what a Kakuna looks like.
Oh, notice how its, yeah. That definitely looks like poop
now. Now, I know you're saying, hey,
how is this Pokemon different from?
You know, a Pokemon that we've talked about previously,
Metapod. Well, it's yellow.
And also you can see if you look at it at the front of it it has
like a it's like a little tighter pattern.
I always imagined that the ring like little ties.
That's cute. Thank you.
Not as cute as butter frese little gloves but you know
whatever. Oh yeah, yeah, little chubby
hands looks like well it's little baby grip Larry's.
Yeah. But I mean, is there anything?
I mean, is there anything else you wanna talk about with the
kikuna before he put him back in his pokeball?
I mean. And I mean, what else is there
to talk about? He looks kind of hard.
Yes, true. He is a cocoon because like,
Metapod, is it all jelly inside? It doesn't specifically say it's
consistency. Well, you know what?
It's it doesn't necessarily say it's jelly, but it is, it is
confirmed that is soft on the inside.
In fact, it says that the harder the outside is the softer.
The It is so huh. Hey, take that for what you will
so basically getting okay that's getting into the Pokedex
entries. So guys don't have any say about
Kakuna. I don't blame you.
I will take a put him right back into his pokeball.
Hey, he's listening. Well, not anymore.
Is he though he doesn't have any ears.
Well, he senses the vibrations in the goo.
It's okay, Kakuna. It's a gun.
He's not here yet your comforter.
You're talking to the floor again.
Curtis you talking to the floor. So cute, Pokémon, they're not
and no, that's no matter piece. Fumes did a number on us.
See that's that's a big yellow eraser.
I know they look very similar and function, right?
You're right. But of course, I knew that I was
just my practice for like, when I would be stroking lovingly,
the the real cuckoo do not stir Kakuna.
Okay, I will say I will say there is a difference between a
Kakuna and a Metapod and that is a Kakuna as a little bit better
at defending itself. But let's let's talk about skin
to these Pokedex entries. Don't stress things that
permission mr. Curtis please.
Yeah, it's how we get into trouble.
Oh my exactly. All right guys, what's which
region should we start in today? What's the reason you want to
hear the Pokedex entries from first?
Ooh, how about Canto, never start there.
That's a good idea. I will start and the motherland.
The motherland. Yes.
Mother. Let's Start where we call it
home. Come on.
Sorry, that was my gallery accent coming out.
It was that? Yeah, that was your gallery.
I was doing. I was doing, I don't know you
Nova. I don't know what that was.
I may have been Siberian and maybe in Siberian.
I couldn't tell what that? I love.
That Pokémon. No, not the Pokemon, the region
side. Ron.
Well, the old talk like this. That's yeah, that's the evolved
form. It's one of the evolved forms of
EV, right? This is Iberian.
No. But it sounds like it should be.
Yeah, could be. That's what, that's what they
should have named the ice type 1 instead of Glaceon.
Oh okay, he'd have a conversation.
Well, open me a minute. Okay, Rowan.
I mean every conversation is not he's not that cool of a Pokemon
because it may have all the forms that it does, but it
doesn't have a bug-type not yet, have a bug type.
Type not, I do not know if it ever else I guess.
We'll find out maybe in some region maybe in some regions and
I, we haven't been to maybe it is.
Maybe it does evolve into a bug type.
I mean the only the only one that we haven't found yet that I
expect to find is a dragon-type Evolution for Ev.
I don't think there's gonna be any other ones, I don't know.
Maybe there's some sort of thing that I activate it later on.
It will have to be, I'll take anybody home to my spin, right
Colony. See what we can get going on.
Let's get freaky with some Sprite.
Yeah, if You wrap it in enough. If you wrap it in enough of web,
it becomes turns, it turns into a ghost type.
All right, let's go. Kanto region for Kakuna the
boring Pokemon. That's what.
That's, what's fucking category, should be the boring Pokemon.
Hey, guys, I don't like Kakuna. That's mean, almost almost
incapable of moving. Almost almost a little bit.
This Pokemon can only hardened its shell to protect itself from
predators. A fact that we will soon, see is
completely false. This pokedex entry is complete
bullshit. Don't listen to it because we
can do more than hardness shell in the literally, in the very
next pokedex entry, it says, able to move only slightly,
which is about the same thing. That's in the first one.
It's it goes on to say when endangered, it may stick out its
stinger and poison its enemy. Oh, I see.
So that is something else that can do to protect itself.
Yeah. It's not like menopause.
I'm just a fucking lard that sits there.
No offense. Yeah.
And if you like look, here's the thing about Kakuna, right?
Like if you, if you like tip Kakuna over, its gooshie innards
are going to come spilling out like, Metapod, God, that's
gross. All right, because it is a
virtually motionless. It may appear dead inside.
Same. However, I knew Body is being
made plastic surgery. I think I read that wrong
because it is virtually motionless.
It may appear dead period inside.
However, a new body is being made, sorry, the whole dead
inside thing, just just struck a chord with me.
Yes, I feel you, I feel you. Hey, you want to talk about it?
No, you want to do want to talk about, though?
What the Johto region pokedex entries for Kakuna?
I'm sure they're better than the can't.
Though. Nope, although it is a cocoon,
it can move a little. I guess, something at the am
here, you can move only a little though.
Only a bit. He's mobile.
It can extend its Barb if it is attacked from this form will
grow into an adult as its body becomes softer.
The external shell hardens, say, that's what I was talking about.
Like, the harder, the outside, the software, the inside, Okay.
There's that. They have come up with so many
different ways of saying this. It's pretty impressive.
Nearly incapable of movement. Ha ha, ha, it leans against
Stout trees. While waiting for its Evolution
or Stout. Charizard bellies rotund,
bellies actually deserve it. It's not stop.
His legs are stout, excuse me, excuse me, it leans against
rotund. Legs, I mean, Laura Tom belly.
Lee Stout legs of a Charizard, some might even hide in it
little belly high enough, ya know?
They hide. They like to hide the way.
Okay, they're hiding outside of a chart.
That means a Charizard ate it. I mean, Charizard Flames.
Can't melt Kakuna shells. Yes, they can.
They can meld anything well. Oh, that's right.
Yeah. We can do about anything know
anything, and they can melt anything anything.
Huh? All right, let's move on to the
Hoenn region. Burnt Let's see what you got,
buddy. Let's make this boring Pokemon
interesting. Please that shit hard.
Nope. But he does, he does continue on
with the the tradition Kakuna remains virtually a mobile man,
as it clings to a tree. However, on the inside is
extremely busy as It prepares for its coming Evolution.
This is evident is that this this next part is actually
interesting. This is evident from how hot the
Shelby comes to the touch, what? Okay yeah.
So okay kunas shell. Shell is actually hot.
Oh, hot! Damn.
Don't hug your Kakuna trainers? Well, I don't think it's like
burning your hands high. I think it just like warm never
mind. If it's winter.
Put a cocoon under your bed, sheets.
Yeah, dude. Put like ranks to your feet to
warm up your tits. He's right.
But don't crush it. What do you mean again?
Don't crush it. I don't know if you could crush
it, but don't try mr. Curtis everything for the sake
of experiment, right? I knew I forgot.
Find out not that's your killing.
Oh C'mon C'mon I will I should say you know for Metapod there
was a couple Pokedex entries that like kind of like talk
about how hard the shell is there there's no comparison to
anything for the hardness of Kakuna.
She'll like we don't know if it's as hard as iron or a slab
of steel or whatever the fuck Metapod is right.
This Pokemon, isn't it? This is still in the Hoenn
region. By the way, this Pokemon isn't a
temporary Stage while making its body is almost completely unable
to say. They got me they didn't put it
at the very beginning, they put that top part in this Pokédex
entry. It is almost completely unable
to move on its own guys, come on.
Anything else about Kakuna? I beg you nothing.
It's just boring nothing to say okay.
One more from the center region and then that Val be all of our
regional Pokedex entries. While awaiting Evolution, it
hides from predators under leaves.
And in notebooks of branches, I like notes.
So where were the two places that ahead leaves and looks are
branches of brain was. Yeah and you'd be a little more
specific with the leaves. Their Corbin open spots on top
of them know under that under under the leaves under of the
leaves me. What's just like blend into them
with with it's like camouflage. Wash.
Because again, it's yellow. Bright, yellow bright.
Yellow. Almost as if it's saying, I'm
right here. Come eat me.
Well, my guess I could hide in like fall leaves.
You know like enemy yellow leaves and fall.
All right, let's move on to the unique Pokedex entries.
Well, it looks like ash is only clocked this one time so and
there are no other unique entries.
So, so be quick Kakuna, a transitional stage, between
wheedle and Beedrill cocoon has remain in Eventually evolved
into deadly be drills and hatch. Not necessarily in that order.
I think they have and then they turn into a drill.
No, I don't think so. I think it hatches Beach row,
and make more sense. Okay.
Yeah. I don't know.
I think it happens at the same time, okay, you think they're,
it's a, it's a coincidence. I have a duty, they do glow as
those beedrills come out. So, I mean, every Pokemon glows
as its evolving, right? This my point as it.
Ouches, it is evolving at the same time.
Alright. Anyways, that does it for the
Pokedex entries here. Would you guys like to hear a
random snippet en Kakuna biology?
I found in a, in a magazine by the dumpster?
Why do I? Yes, they have some to get my
reading from the dumpster. I can find all sorts of
interesting things in there. Again, uncredited unsourced.
Let's, let's have a Critical eye.
When we read this Kakuna, is a yellow cocoon like Pokemon.
All right, so far so good and this is dumpster news.
You know what else is? Dumpster news?
Delphox news. Terrible, terrible.
Terrible. Terrible biased news just
thought I'd point that out. All right.
I mean I guess so I mean I don't want to get into politics here
but I mean great Pokemon bad news articles Kakuna has a dome
shaped head and black triangular eyes.
It has to scythe-like Arms in the middle of its body.
Is that what those are? What are those supposed to be
its arms? What do that?
No, that can't be right. No way.
This is, this is utter bullshit. I'm sorry.
This is just completely insane. Okay.
Fake fake news came out from I assume that it came out from.
It's like no comes out of its PP.
It's little but area. Yeah.
Because of the TPP. Yeah.
Comes shoots out of the teepee punk guy.
Yeah. No, no, it doesn't.
I was thinking because like, it's very much like a, because a
we do. Okay.
Well, this is a good. This is a good learning.
Moment, where are we? Dalls poison barbs on their
head? Right, and where's the other
one? But high of 22 rounds tail.
So if a Barb is going to come out from anywhere, I would guess
that's going to come out of its penis but the kikuna.
This is a scientific classroom. You must use scientific turns
Corbin's. Okay yes.
Please say urethral sorry, sorry.
Sorry. Sorry dick.
Much better. Thank you.
Thank you, Corbin. Is that, is that what we're
naming? Our Kakuna, Richard?
Yeah, Richard Dick. The kind of technical lines.
Dude's dick dick. The kikuna.
Take the, we do dicta cocoon. Yeah, we're not gonna change his
name like matter P. Doesn't get that privilege,
we'll just call him dick. Again, it's dick.
Dick dick. The Cocoon addictive beedrills.
It's dicks all the way down. Six sticks for Life, man.
Okay. When it Comes close to evolving,
its body gives off heat. That makes it warm to the touch.
I look at the time to get to Professor.
I didn't get ya Professor. I didn't go on Professor, I
didn't get a chance to touch your dick so I didn't know.
It's my dick out. Is your dick warm to the touch?
Well, it's not close to the evolving yet but Well, let me
know when it does. This will take a little time to
warm up. I starts to grow.
Let me give it a feel. Ha, ha ha.
See a Pokemon can be fun, guys. Come on learning Pokemon,
biology isn't all boring. Mmm, Kakuna remains virtually a
mobile and waits for evolution often hanging from tree branches
by long strands of silk. Okay?
I mean, just so come out of your dick.
I think we should change the name of Kakuna.
I, there's a probably a bad idea, that's a great idea.
When attacked, however, it can extend its poison.
Barb's Kakuna nests and temperate forests and Misty.
Wooded areas, I guess the wooded areas have to be mysterious.
Ha ha ha. They must do.
You don't want nothing to do with it?
Yeah, and occasionally, it will also Nest at the mouth of
tunnels and caves. Hmm.
Okay. Alright, that does it for the
Pokedex entry is, wow. I know, right.
Very interesting. Are you guys ready for thy
fighting have never been more engaged in my life?
Let's do it. Okay, a quiz Professor, I'm sure
you've remembered everything that I've told you about this
Pokemon. I mean, guys, if I were to ask
you how much this Pokemon can move, what would be your answer
a lot. No, very almost almost immobile.
Almost immobile in regards to how much is Pokemon can move.
It is little very, very Very, very small amount.
All right, let's get this easy peasy quiz over with yes.
All right. So you guys have your pens and
pencils and your Rotom Pokedex has put away what know we always
say. No, we always send the answers
to the Rotom laptop now. Yeah, excuse me.
I didn't hear you. Yeah.
Everything is Rotom nowadays. I got you kids and their Rotom,
this and their Rotom, that I can't keep totally Sir what lie
is that was directly in my ear, you could not sorry.
Even though I'm sitting way over here on the other side of the
classroom. Sorry that you felt in your ear.
Okay. The wind question number one.
Yeah. The rancid wind from your
disgusting bird made it all the way here.
Question number one, where does kupuna hide from?
Predators are two different locations where a Kakuna will
hide from predators? Where do you hide your dick?
Professor Well, my dick hides itself.
Unfortunately, don't know. Lose some weight.
I'm just kidding. This is normally when I like to
take a quick nap, all right, I gotta end no time for a nap
Professor. It's time to learn.
All right already. Okay.
Corbett has responded with under leaves and behind Stout not
rotund. Trees, to make sure you're
right. Hey, let me call.
Let me ask you, what would you say?
What is behind Tree which, which part of the tree is behind it.
The part that's not facing the Predator, but how much does a
Kakuna move? I mean, it just picks a spot man
on a lot of visibility just chills.
Let me read you, let me read, no, I know.
Now I move the answer be with, you know, also know.
Okay, mr. Curtis has a thoughtful answer,
is in all caps under the leaves and in the Cookie bits of
branches so it's in the nooks of branches, specifically.
That's what it. But my bad, I'm gonna give that
to you. I think I think you know I'm one
generous today. What?
Barry go. There you go, was completely
wrong. It wasn't completely wrong.
Yes mean was they behind what kind of men part of a branches?
And some one is part of the tree trunk.
I mean, a branch is part of. I mean, he is right, he is right
Corbin, man. Maybe, I should know.
I mean, look, a branch is Part of the tree.
I still got that right? He's hiding in the tree I said
under the leaves and know I remember a very distinct
question where I answered appropriately and I was not I
was not given the answer because of specificity reasons.
So you know I feel like this is a little bit.
It's a new day, it's a new day, it's a new beginning.
All right, I think he's going to give it to me.
Yeah. Envy is not a good color on you,
mr. Curtis that's not I think, you
know, I think Corbin has earned this point.
That's right. Yeah.
And and if you keep you keep sassing me boy.
I think I might just take your point away.
Yeah. Keep your colors to yourself.
We don't like coloreds around here.
All right, Professor. No.
Okay, you know what? I think of that corporate.
You don't get the point. I'll fuck dammit.
When I say something wrong. Well, yeah.
Okay. Question number two, what is
cocoon has number one. Defense against predators who.
Hmm? Number.
It's number one defense. You said yeah.
Okay let me say like active defense how does it?
How does it get rid of? I know Predators.
So Corbin has responded with stinger and it's but / penis.
No whoohoo. I think they call that a cloaca
often. See ya say so much formation.
A combination but and Yuri. Is a cloaca.
So hey professor. How do I share my how do I shave
my cloaca? You do not have one.
You just said, I did learning. I'm taking I'm taking copious
amounts of notes. This is all good material.
For what for his comedy act later on for what Yeah.
What are you taking notes on? Them was the Curtis.
Oh well I mean you know everything you say Professor
goes in a notebook. What the fuck?
Okay. Do you pay him to get a
transcript professor of just every class?
I know. I don't share it with anyone.
He doesn't get to you. Just get to see my notes.
Why do you need a transcript? / notes?
We have literally aching audio recording for every student
around the world to listen to well, okay, but but do you want
to do you want to sit and listen and go through all All of those
recordings or you just want to like look at your notes, where
you've written down the important.
I listen, I listen to every lesson four times before I go to
bed, you kidding me. Explains the amount of
downloads. We've been getting, that
surprised me. That's almost as good as good as
good as I do and I definitely listen to it.
Six times while I read over the transcript itself but yours is.
All right, above and beyond. Alright?
So Curtis is answer for the Question, which I'm sure people
have forgotten by now was, was cocoon has one number one
defense. He wrote, it makes itself really
hard and post with its sharp Stinger.
Yes, that is. That is correct.
So you guys both got the whole like a hidden poison stinger in
its but penis. Yeah.
And I mean, it could be in its head.
It never really said where The Stingers coming out of that
magazine article. Seems so sir - that's coming
from. It's weird sci-fi.
Like arms. But again, I don't believe those
are, I don't think that's bullshit.
If anything? The wings there they aren't.
It's just a cocoon. It's one solid thing.
Ah, it's just a cocoon. Okay, question number three.
What is One external evidence of the activity?
That is happening within the shell.
All right, so Corbin responded with it, turns yellow.
Yeah. That's it.
And then mr. Curtis said it, shell becomes
nice. And toasty to the touch.
You said, I could tell by looking at it.
You didn't say, you could tell by feeling it.
I know, I said external evidence.
What can you tell from the outside?
You put your hands on. It's so nice outside, right?
It should have been more specific then that's why that
was, that's your fault. This card is deducted points and
you Professor deduct a point from him.
Detective point for teaching point, I don't have any point,
you can't deduct Two points for me.
You could deduct points. Are you've been outvoted?
Nope. That was a good question,
Professor. All of your questions are
perfect and they never question. You know, I was a little bit
worried, it was kind of difficult to come up with
questions for Kakuna. As you know as you guys may have
noticed. There's not much to know about
him but II feel like this is a fairly well worded question.
All right, you know what Corbin? I'm gonna give you a chance to
make it up, let's hear it. Come on.
Because the next question is it's this is this is more of an
Type question. It's very similar to what we did
for Charmander. In fact, it's exactly what we
did for Charmander request for the fourth point on this quiz.
I would like for you to give me a hypothesis about some part of
the, by a Kakuna biology and then give me a plausible answer
to that hypothesis. And if you really, wow, me here
Corbin. I might just give you some.
Just me, that's doing this or is mr.
Curtis doing in those, well, mr. Kurtz is all So doing it.
But I'm also if you do it well enough Corbin, I might I might
give you bonus points to counteract that missed point.
And don't forget to also provide an answer at the answer, of
course, doesn't have to be correct.
There's no way of know as most scientists and students should
know a hypothesis is an if-then statement.
That's what it is. I mean that's what they tell you
in school but let's be honest. It really isn't.
I mean if you want to word it as an if-then, Statement that's
fine by me. I am.
Okay. Oh, you typing it out, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you not want me to always?
Look, I was just gonna have you say it out loud?
Why? I wrote it out too bad.
You have said, no, I will read it.
Yeah, I'm just trying to. Yeah.
Sorry. I was entranced.
Menopause. Could I what I mean, I was
reading it in my head. If Kakuna loses a stinger on its
head during transformation from wheedle then perhaps that
Stinger splits into two Stingers on its arms when it becomes a
Beedrill, right? I mean it's something to think
about it has a stinger or a little horn on its head, and
then it's got one on its stinger on its, but then becomes Kakuna.
It's only got one again. What's happening to the one on
its head? During the transformation, it
splits into two little horns and one on each arm and then boom.
When it comes out that horn that was on Wheels.
Head is now split into two on beedrills arms.
Hmm, some to think about something to chew on something
to mull over. It is interesting.
So, okay, so I was a little bit worried of this don't really
have much to do with Kakuna and more to do with Weedle and
Beedrill, but I guess you're saying that.
Like so. You know what?
That is true. Well, we know that inside.
The kikuna, the wheedle is transforming and morphing into
becoming what eventually becomes a Beedrill.
Of course, what we don't really know exactly what goes on and
having a hypothesis for that. Yeah, that's that's about this
is his transformation during that, that phase.
All right. I will, I will give you back the
point, you miss boom. Ah, giving though, I feel even
though I feel as though it was worded quite well.
Okay. So, moving on to mr.
Curtis has hypothesis. Good luck.
If the Kowloon of the cow. Gonna first of all, I mean, it's
spelled kak un a Kakuna, okay? I'm just gonna say, if the
Cocoon of the kikuna is made by the wheedle.
Then it will have been made out of Same silk that kuna uses, the
hang from the tree, like your magazine clippings said, what if
then statement? I don't think I don't think I
prophecies are. Well, I'm pretty sure when I was
little, I learned in school that most, if not all hypotheses have
to be an if-then statement, that's just because they need to
give students some kind of some kind of structure or else they
just do. A fucking stupid shit.
Like if the cone of the Kona is made by the we do that.
It will video. I don't wanna be honest.
Girls have no idea what the fuck you're saying that it will have
been made. I mean that seems like it's a
given mr. Curtis yet, take a get him out
of here, but it's not specifically stated in any, the
Pokedex entries but it's also not specifically stated in any
of the Pokedex entries that Kakuna actually makes silk.
That, isn't in any of the Pokedex entries.
The only time it ever Said that within the bullshit magazine
article, I provided you. Well, you know, if you give me
one more, give me one more mr. Curtis.
Wow. Okay.
All right, you two talk while I think of a new one, all right.
And in the meantime I will ask Corbin if he knows what the next
Pokemon will be, we will be talking about is, let's see.
Oh, I remember, it was my hypothesis Beedrill.
That's who's next. Yes.
Wow, I'm very surprised. I don't really even have to
waste any time trying to figure out what that's.
All right. As Autumn it be drunk.
He's the, I know it is, he's the mole one that has that long
snout. He's got those long sort of
little like digging Claus, he drills in the ground, because he
loves it b0b, he drills because he loves it.
Well, the wind to be called drill be, or Diggersby, or
something like that. Oh, you might be right.
Maybe Beedrill somebody else. I know it's be under the name is
Pedro though. Beedrill is the one that it's
actually a. It's actually like three little
like hexagons stuck together. That's that's a Beedrill I
guess. We'll have to see next week.
How's it coming? Mr. Curtis How cheesy is lost in
the sauce? Oh my God.
Why is he, why are you staring out the window?
Foaming from the mouth. Was regardless.
Hello, mr. Curtis Curtis, let me just spit
on them to mr. Curtis, that was a good Splat to
with that dude. Is there some there?
Some snot in that one? Little bit, let me get a little
bit more. Hello hello.
Hey, what's up man? Yes, my wipe your face, huh?
Sorry I was just lost in my own world and the deep dark horrible
reaches of his mind. That's right.
I had to do to dig deeper he thinks about why he killed that
Squirtle. Okay, there's that's not been
proven that's an ongoing investigation.
I'm so excited to read this this production Cocoon has
distinctive yellow. Hue is serves, not only as a
warning mechanism, it's Barb in parentheses but also as a
distinguisher from its fellow cocoon poking, bone Metapod.
Okay. You know, I think there seems to
be a. I think there's an inkling of
something that may be described as a full thought in this.
Can you can you describe this to me?
Mr. Curtis, what you're, what you're trying to get at here,
please? I mean I feel, I feel like the,
you know, the kind of yellowish Hue of the kikuna serves more
than just its as a warning mechanism to predatory Pokemon.
It also allows the Cocoon to distinguish itself from other
cocoon light Pokemons like Metapod and That way, it's local
colony of beedrills know, you know which ones are which and
who to pick off, and who to, you know, protect, okay.
You know what? That's, that's fair enough. 30
are about a very stupid thing, no, not necessarily, but that
they are extremely territorial as we will find out in next
week's lesson, but they are extremely territorial, so I can
imagine if anything if anything that isn't Like yellow and blue
and comes comes into their territory.
They might, they might want to attack it, right?
All right, I will give you points for that mr.
Curtis listen. I understand how difficult it is
to come up with observations of a Kakuna as is shown by the
Pokedex entries that we have. For me.
Not if you're a smart young trainer like me, yours is very
smart. I'm very I'm very proud of you.
Okay, thank you. Sorry, that's a little bit hard
for me to say. Thank you.
I'm very proud of you. Thank you.
I don't know what comes over me when I try to say that I'm
proud. Huh, that's really weird.
Okay, but anyways, we already talked about what Pokémon will
be talking about next week. But before that, before we end
up, I would just want to remind everybody.
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Let me say that professor