Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this wonderful lecture on Pokemon biology.
Joining me here in the classroom.
Today is of course my incredible, wonderful amazing
teaching assistant mr. Curtis please, little a High.
Praise what Josh whatever. Whoa, some kind of form of
martial arts that I haven't seen before, they settle down settle
down, you're gonna break something.
I'm sorry. This is I was, I was watching
one of the Machoke, sand the hallway.
Clean up some of the the disaster after our last class
period after last call. Well yeah, that the Alakazam was
pretty. Set with us after the last class
period. He said, we didn't take things
with him too, seriously enough. And so he kind of threw a little
bit of a temper tantrum, but that's okay.
And I thought, you know, with our with the Pokémon that we're
discussing today might be good for me to get a little pointers
from a choke, you know. Okay, so now so okay, so that
that much Oak is now your Sensei.
So wait, Terry the Alakazam that we had last week.
That was Casey, right? Terry Casey his last name, the
Alakazam. What what did he do?
Did he, what do you throw a fit? What happened?
You just trash some things around the room.
It's fine. If we cleaned it up but that's a
problem for for the Machoke sand and it's last week's problem,
we're not talking about today. Let me go ahead and before I
really get into it let me address the other living being
and the room. It's of course, our trainer and
training Corbin. If you would say hello to
everybody corpsman, please, every wonderful you.
Hi, that wasn't a very directly rude thing to say.
But it cut deep. When you called me the other
living thing in this room is made you.
It just made me sound. Like I was just a creature, like
I'm not even a person, you know, I didn't appreciate that.
You gave Curtis is wonderful and drawing, you made me feel like a
pile of poop and choreographer who has it.
Kind of sounds like it's a you problem and not a me.
Problem. Carbon wouldn't was it like
Corbin watch this? What?
Whoa, don't like that. Did it kind of what are you
didn't? Cut that deep did it?
But you know what, even could probably a little bit deeper.
I'll be honest, I'll have to work on my slashes.
Did it did the much too much Oak?
Tell you to make that? What Chon noise?
Every time you do that? Or is that something you added
yourself? Well that's that's something I
did. I mean the Machoke like its
muscles are so strong that it just kind of vibrates and makes
a noise and I can't do it like he can.
So instead I just supplement no but I think it was like yeah
chop wouldn't know and it'll drive which on Noise.
Okay well it's wonderful. It's a quite a Call.
I don't think it would be actually useful in any kind of
conflict or confrontation, so maybe maybe keep practicing
their mr. Curtis, I'll do my best.
Well, I'm personally, a lover not a fighter, so don't have to
worry about that. Well then you're going to have
an issue with today's lesson because today we are learning
about none other than Machop 0 which is also known as a
superpower Pokémon with and I think with good reason because
it does have a lot of power. Have you guys seen him a shop
before? Have you seen him walking
around? You may confuse them with small
gray children. I'm sorry.
No, I have not seen. No, I can't say that I've seen a
small gray child. Okay, what about mr.
Curtis, I mean you've seen him obviously we've all seen my
chokes. Okay I'm right I don't know if
we've seen a Machop that we don't.
It's kind of weird technique. It's technically, you know
evolutionary stage doesn't correlate to age for the most
part but it is kind of weird. Hiring a child looking thing to
work, so we don't really have any machop's working for us here
at the school, right? Of course we can't have child
labor here, or what looks like chocolate looks like child
labor. We thought we just don't need
that. Yes, don't need.
This is fun sniffing around this place for, from this madness
will be fun. Our first ghost-type Pokémon in
just a few days before Halloween.
This is exciting. It's not a very exciting.
It's not, it's not even remotely a ghost.
I think - it's a fighting, it's a fighting.
Oh, that explains the muchas with chart.
Okay, okay. Okay.
Okay, we talked about a fighting-type Pokémon before, is
this the first one? I think we talked about, we do,
right? We always not a fighting type.
Oh, we talked about Poliwrath. Poliwrath.
As a foul, you're writing it we do is love her tune out of
fighting, right? It's I wouldn't call it a lover
and I'm poisons everything that we discussed a primate 2980 did
as a fully fight. Okay.
Yeah. We've talked about plenty of
fighting type of Munchies. Sure.
I'm I, you know, sometimes I forget the That I've already
thought. It's just, I'm so focused on
what's happening on the here and now that I forget what happened
in the then, and we're and the soon, and whenever it's good,
you're living in the moment. That's what they, that's what
they tell you, you know, in therapy and stuff live in the
moment, enjoy life. As it comes at you.
You only get one shot, only get one shot, don't mess it up,
don't mess up. But yeah, so all right, so
nobody here has seen of a chop so I think it's a perfect time
to show you what they look like. So, here we go.
Oh, okay. See what I was saying about like
a little gray, child. Yeah, it has those skills.
Let's just say looks like gills and now it's a water type to
like like probably were all part of fighting part water.
Those are we? I would assume that it's ribs
probably or maybe maybe it's muscle.
I mean like it has muscles literally all over its body.
Every part of your body, it has a muscle.
I mean, I know you're talking about me right now.
Yeah, sure. Man.
This this reminds me of Corbin ha ha ha.
I said as sarcastically as he possibly could, will also
rolling his eyes. Hey, hey, why does it have
plates on its head aerodynamics? Okay.
That's fair. So, that would be a Min head,
but let me tell you. Yeah, that would definitely say
yes, say yes, it's great. It has like weird colleague,
ribs stuff on. It's like chest area and it does
have three Three ridges on its head.
I don't exactly know what they for what therefore I could have.
Maybe maybe it's just like a like a helps with like like a
heat sink or something it because it's going to generate a
lot of heat with the amount of muscles that it has on his body
and maybe it helps move it out from its head.
I don't know, does the Pokedex tell us?
No, no it does not, why am I not surprised but the Pokedex does
say a lot of interesting things so I think we should jump right
into it. Okay, cool.
Right. A sweet.
Let's do it. Let's roll out thinking about
him a chop. Goodbye laddie arm wrestling.
That would be a huge liability for the school.
Yep. That'd be bad.
Yes, definitely don't do that. Don't even think about doing it.
I mean I will give it a high-five though.
Careful careful. He's not smart, dude.
Yeah, put some ice on that when you get home.
That was dumb. We're gonna have to wrap it up
here. No, that's a spinner.
A crap. Oh my God, he always has Is it?
He always has, it's gross. All right, so let me go ahead
and put much Machop back into his Pokedex are just poke ball.
Sorry. Okay, so let me go ahead and
read the Pokedex entry is from the Kanto region.
The first one says loves to build its muscles.
It trains in all styles. Of martial arts to become even
stronger. Okay, I'll style.
So it learns it. It's not just naturally good.
No, it actively learns it and we'll learn a little bit more
about that as we go on sweet. All right.
The next one says, very powerful.
In spite of its small size. Its Mastery of many types of
Martial up, many types of martial arts.
Makes it very tough. Nice.
So muscles are natural. Mastery of martial arts.
Are gained and is what makes it very tough apparently, that's
right. Like that like that.
Yeah. So like yeah, maybe it was given
these like, super strong Powers but it works to make itself even
better. It works out.
You know, there are, there's a motivational poster in here
somewhere. It's on the surface here
somewhere. He's got to find it.
Yeah, yeah. Maybe if I read some more, we
can find it easier. All right.
It's whole body is covered with muscles.
So Can raise bulges anywhere. Bold you make?
That seems, it seems worded like that on purpose, right?
Like they knew what they were doing.
What do you mean like this? When you flex your arm like
this? There's a curse.
You've been working out a little bit.
I told you, I was getting the well the thing where he like
flexes his arm, but then he like pushes the fat up there.
All why that's not flattering? I told you that Professor don't
give away my secrets. Hey, just live your life, mr.
Curtis. That's right.
Yeah, as a liar he got you guys Torchic Wings.
It's fine. That's rude.
Well, more like Snorlax arms if you will.
Okay, actually I didn't finish the center.
Let me go ahead and finish it. So it's whole body is covered
with muscles so it can raise bulges anywhere.
It can throw 100 adults. Wait, 100 $100.
No no more information on that. That's it.
That's all. There are hundreds of that one
searches like a background. Hundred adults.
That's all of the operations by far away.
Like we're adults, what was clear was I not clear big No-No?
100 adults. No more.
You know what is adult like, you know, we do is like No more, no
less. Exactly 100, yeah hundred mud,
what are they called? Muds Tails, or muds daily.
Muds Dale, is a Pokemon. Yes, yeah, 130 don't know, it
means adult adult humans, It's gotta be an adult human, right?
It's gotta be, it's Gotta Be, It's gotta be.
Okay, moving on to the Johto region, always brimming with
power it passes Time by lifting Boulders doing so makes it Even
stronger. You guys ever get so bored.
You're like I'm gonna lift that Boulder over there.
Yeah I usually play in the sand out back outside of my house.
Yeah. And that's why you're weak.
That's why you're not nearly as strong as a Machop.
Also you don't have muscles over every inch of your body.
So that's your really make me feel good today Professor.
Well that's not keep that's not your fault that's just you know
human evolution right? Hmm.
Yeah that's true. All evolved into a big beefy.
Boy one day. Yeah.
Eventually. Once you once you make me me, we
gotta test. You should have evolved by now.
But you haven't said we got to test that.
Maybe you need like a stone here.
Maybe we have like a water stone or maybe like a firestone.
We can just hold up to Corbin. See if it makes them evolve.
I've at least Stone here. Okay, try it.
Try it. It's kind of, yeah.
You don't put your cock on my face Curtis.
All right. Just don't let me try these,
nothing's happening and evolving.
My bad. This is, this is just a Mossy
Rock. I'm sorry.
You guys have teasing me. This isn't custom green slime
mold. It's a little bit funny though.
Okay, so you just basically just all right.
Now, you just wiped a Mossy gross Rock On My Head.
Thanks, thanks this is the best best lesson ever, okay, more
rocks that. I'll write that down in my
notes. Corbin likes rocks to the adult.
I was kid. Okay.
All right, let me go ahead and read the next entry here.
It loves to work out and build its muscles.
It is never satisfied. And if it rains hard all day
long, wow, encourage people encourage will incur.
Is that what? That means.
Maybe. Never Satisfied keeps working
more. Yeah.
All right, the next one says, it trains by lifting rocks in the
mountains. It can even pick up a gravel ER,
with, he's a guru nanak reveler. Yeah.
Gravel. ER, that's the now we haven't
talked about a gravel area, but that's the evolved form of
Geodude. I wonder the third, the third
evolution of Geodude, right? Know this, the And it involves
directly from a Geodude. I wonder some heavier a gravel,
ER, or 100 adults, 100 outflow. Okay.
I don't have, I don't know. Offhand, how much our
groundwater. Wait, let me look real quick,
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, 100 adults by far.
Okay, all right. Cool by far, it doesn't matter
if it's a low Lenore, if it's a kantian, great.
What if it's a really, what if it's a bunch of really thin
humans in a really fat gravel? ER, Still probably the humans.
100. 100 humans Corbin. I heard you 100.
A lot. A Grappler would be about two
adult male humans. Oh nice.
Okay, okay. Yeah.
Maybe honestly like one and a half.
So when it says it can pick it up with these.
Yeah. Because again nothing, it's
nothing too. Because it can and and I quote
throw 100 atolls. It's right at once.
I want, I don't know. Who knows, who knows how far is
a stack them up? Like what does it do it?
Yeah. Like how far does it throw away?
That's a good question. One that is not answered.
Moving on to the Hoenn region machop's muscle.
Muscles are special. They never get sore.
No matter how much they are used in exercise.
This Pokemon has sufficient power to hurl, a hundred adult
humans. There are day so it was it was
throw and now it's her. Oh Her whole yes.
So like to me is further than throw.
So, like, Poliwrath its muscles. Never get tired.
Yes, exactly. Good job.
So maybe it's because those aren't that special?
Well maybe not. Alright, the next thing here,
says Machop exercises by hefting around a gravel.
ER, as if it was a barbell flaw, there are some Machop that
travel the world and a quest to master.
All kinds of martial arts. Okay, I heard.
There's a pretty good. School of martial-arts down on
the Isle of armor over the years that over over by the gal, our
region. I wonder, I bet, I bet my
chopped but that's a stop on their pilgrimage.
That's right. Well, maybe, maybe, maybe you've
got to go there when we have a nice fighting Dojo here in
Saffron when they can always use that to.
It's not that nice. Well, that's rude.
I mean, it's they're really just fighting over who is going to be
the the gym leader. It's not.
It's kind of honestly, it's kind of embarrassing.
Yeah. Ask a little bit of a pissing
contest. Yeah.
Is it isn't even really considered a gym in the no it's
not. They think that their gym, but
they're not actually a gym, but don't tell them that they do.
Give out free Pokemon though. So I go definitely go check it
out at least. All right, I'll go right now.
Alright guys, if you need have free 18 years or older to be 18
years old or older, unfortunately, it or you have to
really impress them, which let's be honest, you won't.
I'm feeling really good today. Yeah that's a it's part of my
job is to make sure you're feeling comfortable feeling you
know energized ready to learn. That's why I'm here.
Thank you. Hmm.
Okay the next thing here in the Hoenn region says it continually
undertakes. 20 strenuous training to master all forms of
martial arts, its strength. Let's it easily hoist.
A sumo wrestler on to its shoulders.
Oh whoa. I mean obviously because it can
throw 100 adult humans. It can definitely lift one sumo
Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, the last one here says,
it's whole body is composed of muscles, even though it's the
size of a human child, it can hurl 100 grown-ups, hunger,
grown-up solve the child, right? That can hurl 100 grabs, it can
her logic, alright, that does it for the Hoenn region.
Let's go ahead and see if the center region has anything
anything more for us. It helps a gravel or repeatedly
to strengthen its entire body. It uses every type of martial
arts. Every single one, every young
ones that haven't been created yet.
That's right. It's muscles.
Never cramp, however, much it trains.
It lives in the mountains away from humans.
Okay man this is this next one's Rosen.
How does it learn? How does it learn all these
fighting styles if it's living away from humans?
Well I don't know. I mean, it goes on a quest it
doesn't. So like I mean I don't know some
of the girls on the road maybe it learns them from other
machop's, maybe could probably I bet there's some Machop.
Yo I bet there's some really good Machop Marcia schools of
martial arts out there. If you there might be like just
to make cave somewhere, there's a Machop with a long Thin
Mustache, that like direct sitting underneath a waterfall,
I need like directs other machop's on On the way of this,
the spirit fist. Yeah.
There's like there's like the sweaty.
There's like 20 Machop standing in like rose and they're all
like you know going like punching at the same time.
Ha ha ha. Yeah I want to go to that skill.
That sounds like a more fun School than this one.
Okay well you know now I'm feeling upset.
Thank you Warren. Yeah you know what little Tit
for Tat there huh? You know, like it too much, do
you? Yeah.
And there's there's there's a little manky in the corner that
wants to feel like he's Participating.
So it's just kind of punching along with the chops but, you
know, he's not strong enough, he's not.
And that really makes me mad. He just kind of like flies off
the handle, just writing what jumps out of Windows.
Like he did with our classroom. Yes, right.
Okay, the last one here from the Centre region says, those small
in stature is powerful enough to easily heft and throw a number
of geodude's at once. Not only, they could have given
us that number, that will only It's gotta be more than 100
though, because I can do 100 humans, right?
Number of Geodude that one? How many dudes gonna wait
geodude's? Going to weigh about a good 20
pounds? I'm a call.
He thinks that 20 pounds. Okay, Icarus, you have a guess.
Are we playing the same rules? We did last time?
Yeah. Where its high the clothes?
I'll look it up. I'll look it up.
Yeah, I got it. I got it.
I'm gonna say okay. He said 20, I'm gonna say 50.
Okay, a rock that sighs. I'm going to say, 50 pounds,
it's 44. 0.15 Corbin technically wins this, are they, what are
they hollow inside? What about the lowland one
about, I could see it exactly. Curtis was closer.
But well, he was close to her but you know, this is It's the
closest without going over and he went ah, so I did win.
Nice extra points for today's class aren't Dia.
Lowland geodude's made out of metal like yes and they are
heavier. How much do they weigh?
Forty four point eight pounds out of 44 point, why?
Oh my So there what .7 pounds heavier?
Nice Math. Miss a, look at that map skills.
Look at this guy. Are you Alakazam buddy?
Wow, Liz calculations used 5,000 IQ up.
In here. I did have to count the legs on
my spinner acts and one on my hand.
So yeah count count the toes on his left foot.
Let's not please Okay. All right.
So okay, so that does it for the center region of pokedex entry.
Let's move on to the you Nova. I'm kidding.
They did the same thing they always do which is copy and
paste and so did Kalos. So let's move on to the Aloha
region where things get a little bit crazy.
Oh, all right, it loves working out as it as it gazes at its
muscles, which continued to swell day.
Day by day, it becomes more and more dedicated to its training.
Hmm. Again, that it sounds like I
feel like the Pokedex entry writers for the lower regions
are less scientists than they are poets.
Swells daily as a works hard to get buff, huh?
Yeah. It as it gazes at its muscles,
which continued to swell day by day.
It becomes more and more dedicated to its training.
Like that's like it's almost Inspiring.
You know, I think that's our poster.
True. Yeah, I mean, I guess I could
just be a straight-up poster but like it's also something like
it's telling us how Machop feels which it can't, which whoever
wrote that, they can't possibly know.
Right, right. It just it just, it's just not a
good entry. I'm sorry.
Lola. I like that poster.
Dedication starts by looking at yourself in the mirror everyday.
This is well, watch this. A swell day and a your muscles
ain't gonna swell day by day. If you just sit on that couch,
eating Oftens day in and day out.
Eating eaten, Diglett jerky all day.
Or, you know, don't eat that. Yeah, you're right there.
Me is a little bit gamey. Okay, the next one here says,
with its super human strength. It is able to throw 100 people
all at the same time, there it is.
There we go, Case Closed their doors, lock it up, box it up,
that's our answer all at once. Okay, its strength.
Its strength comes from lifting gravel or every day.
Damn, is that gravel or plural or 11 people in background?
What is long? There's a gravel Irma.
Chop combo that normally gets formed and yeah they they mate
for life. Whoa.
What a Machop always comes back to lift and gravel ER gets a
good body shots. You think the gravel ER and joy
is being lifted or might, it might be like a massage for it.
We're gonna get to the, we're going to get to the gravel Iran,
geodude's entry and they're all gonna be like this.
Pokemon hates Machop with every fibre of its being hazed.
John picked up which have always comes into its house and just
picks it up and throws it around without even asking gravel her
listened, Gravely loves it because that's the closest thing
grambler will ever do to Flying, but we are the only time grab
our lives, and that's also not true.
It's definitely not true. I listen when we haven't talked
about it yet, but maybe gravel or can't fly.
But Golem, which is the evolved form of gravel or like my Just
be able to fly on another topic now.
Let's hang them can fly double feature class.
What? Yes, it isn't a future class.
Listen, you can quote me on this graph or Golem can basically
fly? I'm saying, no, I said, this is
just a double feature class of nowhere to Malta Golem to know.
But I mean these Pokémon are very closely linked.
So forgive me if I if if the class kind of bleeds over I'm
just I wasn't listen. Listen I'm I'm giving the
students at home, a little, a little taster of what's to come
course, little teaser of little slip, a little Amuse Bouche.
If you enter the precursor and I put these early know and all do,
oh my gosh, you were working on your on your Talos accent.
I'll I have, I have I have. Alright, the next entry here
says, once this Pokemon has gained enough confidence and
muscle from training with its friends, it challenges makuhita
into battle makuhita, makuhita makuhita, which is like a fat
version of Machop. That's it.
Of wealth offensive. It's just, it's just, it's just
chunky. I mean, I don't think it's
offensive. Yeah, yeah.
Kind of like, a big chunky baby with fists.
Yeah, which is apparently a big challenge for my shop because
they have to train and gain confidence with their friends
before they can even challenge. Don't underestimate the big
chunky baby Pokemon. I would never.
Yeah.
Don't do that. Alright, the last one here from
the Ole. Ola region, says it likes food.
That is highly nutritious. Us because it's instincts drive.
Drive it to build muscle efficiently word, okay?
So like, you know, bug Pokémon are, I've heard are very, very
high in protein, sure. But he had a lot of spinner
acts, I've been a bit loves to eat, spinner acts.
Oh yeah, yummy yummy. I can keep the machop's away
from your spinarak farm. Curtis.
I listen I'd spent listen, I'll be the first to say spinner.
Acts are full of protein. Okay, they're good, good source
but The we don't have too many problems with my chops around
the the Old Homestead here. The though the walls of web do
pretty good job of keeping them out even wow.
The web is hard for even Machop to punch their that's crazy.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's kind of like it's kind of like a you don't have to make it
impossible for them to get through.
You just got to make it so much of a hassle that they're just
going to go somewhere else to look for food or get tired and
stuck in it and then get eaten. Yeah.
Or yeah. I probably shouldn't give you
any ideas. I'm sorry.
So you get them wrapped up in there and they just suck them
dry. I mean, their fault, lots of
protein and suck them dry or who does the sucking?
The are you doses? Do it?
Oh, yeah, of course. All right, so that's in that
muscle pack Body. Why is this type of talk?
Just normal. Now, I'm not surprised by any of
this. Can't?
We cannot let mr. Curtis get talking about about
spinarak. So I just won't stop.
No. All right, so there's no there's
the gallery region just repeats. What Even said, so I'm not going
to read it and that does it for the regional Pokedex entries.
Let's go ahead and move on to the unique Pokedex entries.
First one comes to us from ashes Pokedex and it says, Machop its
body is pure muscle. I mean, that can't be true.
It has. It has to have bones and like,
organs and stuff. It can't just be, it's
hyperbolic Professor. Okay?
But it shouldn't because it's a pokedex entry should be straight
facts and nothing more. Anyways, its body is pure
muscle. Well, it's special attack is the
seismic toss. Yeah, so mr.
Curtis if you could demonstrate that for us.
Yeah. Okay.
Alright. Corbett come over here.
No, no you're not picking me, no one so you'll pick me up.
Why would you do that? Why all the professor said to
demonstrate and I had to demonstrate.
I didn't think you were gonna do it.
I'm surprised at how well that's your Sensei taught.
I know, I know it's hot. I'm a little bit worried, okay?
Don't get close to me, Machoke back, you're fine, you're fine.
Here's the straighten straighten out, his back for him.
There was no no no please don't please.
Oh please oh please. Oh please.
Oh, please always a little correction here.
Ready 1, 2, 3. I love how he did it and then
said three. I know.
That's right. That's how you get them.
You got to surprise him. See, they're expecting it on
three, but if you do it on two, then.
Then you get my surprise. Nice surprise.
I feel much better, mr. Curtis, thank you.
It's like you're my own personal chiropractor.
That's right. I mean, he did cause the problem
the first place I don't give him too much.
Don't tell, don't remind him, but he's a problem.
Solver to, I gotta hand it to him.
Okay, okay. Okay.
Enough chatter, let me finish this.
The unique entries here by reading maze pokedex entry.
It says, Machop the superpower Pokemon Machop have muscles that
never tire, no matter how much they exercise Machop have enough
strength to throw 100. Average-sized adults.
Yeah, okay. Alright.
So I'm going to quickly read this short uncredited on Source
article and then we can move on to our Papa Pop Quiz.
Whoo! Wow!
Excited normally. You're upset by it.
Well love Corbin is well, I'm just, you know, I don't know.
I'm just I'm trying to get over it.
Trying to get over my fears. We're trying to get used to it.
Okay. It's, you know, acceptance is
the first step, all right. Is Machop is a Way to bipedal
Pokemon that has gray skin. It has three Brown ridges in the
top of its head, large red eyes, and a relatively flat face on
either side of its chest are three thin rib.
Like Stripes its feet appeared to have no toes while its hands
have five fingers. Machop also has a short stubby
tail. Yeah, you know, I do frequently
forget that much Ops do have tails, right?
I'd actually did notice that at one point and I can't wait to
see what that looks like. Is it, you know, evolves and
stuff? How big and strong that tail is
going to be and what it's going to add to its its power level.
That would be kind of cool. Yeah.
We'll see.
We'll see where that takes us because I'm just saying machop's
entire body is covered with muscles that will never Tire or
cramp with these muscles that can lift many times its own body
weight. Machop is capable of hurling up
to 100 adults. It trains by lifting gravel or
every day and becomes more dedicated the more its muscles
grow machop's muscles can never get sore.
No What training it, does it spends its time and energy
practicing. All different forms of martial,
arts and trying to improve its abilities.
Once it feels confident. It challenges makuhita to battle
a chops live in the mountains. All right.
I mean, that was pretty factual, I don't know great.
Yeah, that was pretty pretty on par with with what we've
learned. Yeah, all right speech.
Ooh I do want to ask you though. Did you say as it becomes more
dedicated its muscles grow or as it could sound like you said as
its muscles grow It becomes more dedicated.
Yes, that's what I said. Okay.
But you would think it would be the opposite because as it gets
more dedicated than that causes muscles to G.
Well I think it's a I think it's a Couture chicken egg situation.
Well you know it's just like one cause.
Yeah. So yeah I guess it is a tragic
in the egg can situation but so do you remember the in here?
Let me read that the entry because you may have forgotten
it so it loves working out as a gaze has asthma.
Al's which continued to swell day by day.
It becomes more and more dedicated to its training.
Okay. Muscles getting bigger and it's
like, all right, I need more of that.
Let's keep going nice? Okay, yes.
All right. Okay, so who is ready for a pop
quiz? I guess I am, let's just do it
this one. Hey, this is easy.
There's definitely, no, really hard questions on this one.
That's gonna be different. All right.
Maybe maybe grab a pencil. Boil some paper, maybe maybe a
calculator might help may be used.
Oh. All right.
Who are we all ready as we have everything.
Yep, I got it all. I got me.
Grab a paper and a pen real quick.
Yeah, okay. Got that and I'm ready.
Perfect are right. Question number one.
What is it? That makes Machop extremely
effective in battle. All right, so both of the
answers are in. Let me go ahead and read
Corbin's. He says, it's knowledge of every
form of martial arts. Okay, and mr.
Kerr says, machop's Mastery of martial arts.
Yes, excellent both of you got it right.
Martial arts Mastery is the answer.
Nice. Really worried.
I was going to say its strength. Nope.
Now its strength makes it is really strong but it's not.
What makes it super effective him bad.
Oh no soap. Perfect job.
I'm very proud of the both of you.
All right, question number two, what is my chops?
Favorite? Kind of food.
All right, both of the answers are in the question was, what is
my child's favorite? Kind of food Corbin says
anything that is nutrition. Sorry Tricia's nutrition,
attraction. Was that?
Anything that is nutritious. Anything that is nutritious and
it uses it for Danes with a z in an exclamation point.
Okay, don't you tell me if it's right or not?
I'll say if it's right or not, sorry, and mr.
Curtis says anything, that's full of lots of nutrients.
Can I just say, what is the curse is answers?
Have been real tame recently and I know don't tell him that now
he's gonna now he's gonna write a book for the next one.
Sorry Professor. I just, you know, I didn't want
I didn't want to take up too much of the classes times, my
Shenanigans. So anyways, you guys are both,
right? It's a highly nutritious food.
It likes, it has some kind of like a natural instinct to eat
stuff that helps its Muscles. Which is of course.
Nutritious food. All right, question.
And number three you need to bring seven 990 lb.
Boulders to the top of the hill lo and behold, you see a Machop
and think. Hey, maybe he can help you out
by tossing them. However, the Machop is already
holding one Boulder, weighing ten thousand eight hundred and
ninety pounds and two Boulders. Weighing 200 are two thousand,
nine hundred and seventy pounds. How many Boulders will you have
left? To carry after you were
cheating. After you reach machop's maximum
throwing capacity assume the average rate weight of the adult
human male is 198 pounds. Geez, I'm not gonna pull this
up. Yeah I got that perfectly but
why don't you repeat that for Corbin?
Just to make sure. No I got it.
You're saying some appreciate that.
Make sure we got all the numbers are in specific here.
You want me to repeat no way home?
So how many boaters does he have again?
He's got three. Need to bring seven 999 or
Sorry. Seven, 990 lb.
Boulders to the type of a hill. Okay, got that.
Yep got it. Okay lo and behold you see Emma
chop and think hey maybe he can help you out by tossing them up
the mountain. However, the Machop is already
holding one Boulder, weighing ten thousand eight hundred and
ninety pounds and two Boulders weighing 290 are 80 pounds each.
So, they're each of those two Boulders. 2075 got you got, you
got ya. How many Boulders will you have
left to carry up the mountain yourself once after you reach
machop's maximum throwing capacity, okay, all right.
Okay, okay. All right, so both of the
answers are in. So Corbin said that you will
have five Boulders left over. Yes.
Okay. He is standing by that answer.
Yeah input he didn't put exclamation point so you're not
sure I'm never sure. Curtis says the Machop can hold
3. Therefore you have for
remaining, there you go. Okay.
Who's who's right?
Who's right? Haha.
Well, I know, maybe I'm wrong. I don't know.
I the answer, the answer that I came to is for.
You will have four Boulders left over there, huh?
Huh. Yes.
Now the main point of that ridiculous question, was to
hammer home how ridiculous Machop strength is.
And just to make sure that, you know, that, what the Pokedex
entries really wanted you to know, which is that Machop can
throw 100, a human adult's at once.
All right. She's a lot, which is, which is
based off of your average, Professor, if I be so mote,
bold, 19. Towels and 800 pounds shoe yes
base based on the average, it made them may fluctuate a little
bit so it's it's a little bit crazy.
So I'm going to give Corbin half credit on this one.
I assumed he tripped over the math work.
A little bit, but he knew that it was 100.
I subtracted by one Boulder. Less than I should have.
Nah, that's that thing. I think I should.
Did you get a So you probably did end up with a fully even
number, right? Yeah.
Okay, yeah. That's what I was trying to do
to make it easy. Still was enough for me, I'm so
dumb. Okay question number four.
What percentage of my chokes body is covered in muscle, okay?
All right, both of the answers are in Corbin, says, 100% 100%.
With just as many exclamation points behind it, as you can
imagine. So he's a very sure.
You could say he's 100 percent sure that this is the correct
answer. Yeah.
And mr. Curtis says 100%, you guys are
both correct muscles cover all of machop's body every single
part. Sources say that it's pure
muscle but I mean it obviously has to have some bones and
sweet, some organs and in there so it can't all be be muscle but
its body is covered 100% by muscle.
So yes, you're both correct. Nice Owen job and that does it
for today's quiz. I'm very, I'm very proud of the
both of you all. Thanks the nicest thing.
You said to me, today, I know I've been a bit rough on you
today, have it, you have, you know, just makes me so happy
when I make you happy. Well, it makes me happy when I
make you happy. By making me happy.
Does anyone care about when I'm happy?
I'm not sure. Happy when you're happy.
When I'm happy that you're happy.
That I'm happy. Okay, I think it's time to wrap
up. This lesson, does anybody know
who are going to be talking about next time?
Ooh yes Corvin one of the workers out in the hallway
Machoke. Yes, yeah, yeah.
I mean yes we, it is true that we have a bunch of my jokes here
working as the construction workers and repair maintenance,
they do, they do a lot of Work around the schools.
They go above and beyond will just pull one of them in.
Yeah. Maybe we can have one of that
when them in and talk about them.
Yeah, they're not busy. Yeah.
So, I mean, if we kind of like through that math problem, we
kind of saw the insane amounts of strength that Machop has
right. So get ready, get ready for the.
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