Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today is, of course, my wonderful teaching assistant,
Mr. Curtis. Mr. Curtis, how are you today?
Oh, I'm doing so great. And Professor, let me just say
your intro at the beginning of this class was, you know, peak
form, peak form today. Oh, thank you.
Yeah. I basically at this point I
don't even need to pay attention while I'm down.
I'm just, I'm just saying I'm on.
I'm on autopilot. When I when I say it, the.
Classroom is clean today. There's a fresh smell in the
air. You know it's.
It's crisp. In here, yeah, it's crisp.
It's just I I feel like today's going to be a good day and I'm
here with you in class, so I know it's going to be a good day
feeling. Good.
That's that's great. Hey, you know what?
I think it's going to be an OK day as well.
That's the attitude. It's going to be an OK day as
always. Also joining us here in the
classroom today is our young trainer and training, Corbin.
Corbin, if you could please say hello, Hey.
What's going on at party? People welcome.
Glad to be here. I know that I am every student's
favorite character, as you would call us, but really, I'm.
Just we're people. We're not character.
We're not. We're not character to couture,
that's. You explain.
Explain Mr. Curtis, explain the joke because you laughed at it,
so you definitely think it's a joke.
So it's a joke, Yeah, yeah. Characters are silly drawings,
and Corbin is a silly drawing of a student.
That's what he is. Thank you he.
Just called you a silly drawing. How are you going to?
How are you ever going to recover from that?
I know. That's fine.
I'll get him when he's least expecting it.
Yeah, I'm looking to be here. I.
Like to be here? Vibing out I love the feel of
the class. It's good.
There's a wonderful fragrance about the room today.
The plants smell nice in here. Those are new plants, I noticed.
And yeah, I'm. I'm feeling good.
The sun is shining, It is a wonderful day and I have a good
attitude about the class. I don't think there's anything
that's going to ruin it. I want to be honest with you.
OK. Well, I mean.
Feel feel liberated. Listen, if foreshadowing was in
the real world, then that would definitely be foreshadowing.
But it's not because you couldn't do that, right?
Right. You can't see the future?
No. OK, well, before we get into
that too. Wait, what?
Not a Zatu. The headmistress scan, though.
You guys, are you guys are watching out for those, what,
grassy stones, right? Yeah, I've been watching out for
some grassy stones. And what was it?
Something about a grassy Knoll and a sniper.
Was it again it? Wasn't it?
Wasn't that oh was like a dark form being broken upon a grassy
stone or something like that. I don't know.
Sometimes don't. Listen.
If you students at home have no idea what we're what we're
talking about, listen to the Zatu lesson.
Yeah, if you're if you're tuning in now, you're not gonna know
what we're talking about. That's OK.
Yeah. So go go back a couple.
Yeah, I've been looking out for some dark forms.
Let me tell you, I've been okay been watching out.
I think. I think the grassy stone is the
more important thing, honestly. Yeah, you are the dark form,
Corbin. Wow, how do you?
And the grassy stone is the pedestal of learning in this
class. Are you ready to be broken by
the? Professor, we're going to break
you, Corbin. You're going.
To break me. Yeah, because yeah, you're the
dark form. You're going to break against
the grassy stones. Right, we're going to break you
and mold you into the image of the great professor.
James I've already been broken many times in this class
mentally. OK, I have a Gengar, Gengar Male
here and I'm going to go ahead and read it if that's OK with
everybody. Please do, It's fine so.
This one comes to us from Owen, they say.
Dear Professor Jacob, Mr. Curtis, and Corbin.
My name is Owen. Hi.
And I've dutifully listen. I've been dutifully listening to
every past lesson in the hopes of catching up to the
curriculum. As of writing this Gengar male,
I'm currently on the Maganium lesson.
Wow, you're pretty close then. Hey, catch it on.
Get there. And and I'm loving every minute
of this journey through the wonderful world of Pokémon.
I'm excited that we finally got into the Johto decks because
that means we'll be talking about the legendary beasts of
Johto soon. Yes, we're still a little ways
from there. And you know, it's gosh, I wish,
you know, I'm going to keep. I'm going to keep reading this
game going well. I have personal experiences with
them. Oh really?
And I want to help you out. I have a Pokémon Ranger friend
doing work in the Oblivia region, and she has shown me
that there are special signs Pokémon Rangers use to summon
the legendary beast to come to your aid called Guardian Signs.
I have a feeling that Professor Jacob won't have Riku, Entei, or
Suiku, and OK, well, we don't. We don't know that.
Maybe I do. I mean, they can't be that rare
like a legendary. We saw the legendary birds,
right? When that was a coincidence,
that's not going to happen again for the beasts, too.
And both MU and MU 2. Yeah.
So we're we're like 100% on on, on legendaries right now.
But Can you imagine that that would that would that would, I
mean that would suck like what are the odds that we actually
have that happen again on the exact lesson.
What I mean, I mean, maybe. Who knows?
And it randomly pops up. It all goes into planning,
right? And maybe, hey, maybe that means
that there's some legendary creature out there who wants
this class to succeed. RCS thank you.
Did you ever think about that? You think it's some kind of
divine? Are you trying to say that this
is a divine class overseen by RCS himself?
I'm not saying that this is a divine class.
I'm just saying that maybe. It sounds like it's a cult.
The favor of some kind of legendary creature it's giving.
Cult vibes. It's giving cult vibes.
I feel like you think that this is turning into a religious
class. And last I checked, this was not
a private school. Absolutely not.
There's listen, it's all
science, Corbin, All right, It's all science.
No religion here, Hashtag. Put that on a shirt.
Let's not. Let's not do that.
Maybe, maybe that's maybe that's that's the well, we don't want
to, really. You don't think that would sell?
Well, no religion here? You don't think that would
Somebody could wear that to youth group or something?
Doesn't seem like a thing we need to take sides on, is all
I'm saying. OK.
So it seems unnecessary. Keep religion out of the
classroom. Guys buy that shirt, wear to
youth group. Have a great day.
OK, so anyways, Owen says I have a feeling that Professor Jacob
won't have Riku Ente or Suikums. I want to share these symbols so
you can summon the beasts when you reach their respective
lessons. Now, Pokémon Rangers use special
styluses to draw these symbols, but I believe just drawing it on
the whiteboard will work for you.
What do you what do you guys know about about Pokémon
Rangers? Do you know anything about
Pokémon Rangers? No, I'm clueless.
They they don't use pokey balls. Yeah, they use a far inferior
technique. A rope.
It's kind of like it's like a light rope or something.
An Ursa ring trap. They, some of them use Ursa ring
traps. Yeah.
It's it's not. It's yeah, it's.
I don't understand why they don't just use Pokey balls, but
you know, that's what I'm I'm a Pokémon researcher, not a
Pokémon Ranger, so. They do, you know, they are
known for their their, you know, bonding relationship with their
their Pokémon that they work with.
So over. Trainers.
I mean. Oh yeah, trainers don't bond
with their Pokémon. There are literal Pokémon that
only evolve when we love them enough.
Yeah, come on, idiot. It's like it's like you've never
taken this class instead of seven times.
You're right. You're right.
I apologize. I apologize.
Anyways, we're so Long story short, we're better than Pokémon
Rangers is all I'm saying. Right, that's right.
Although now that I think about it, having this like kind of
like special light stylist thing to help you capture Pokémon, I
guess it saves room. You don't have to have a bunch
of pokeballs in your pockets and bags and stuff taking up space
when you could use them for like, you know, potions or food
or because because they are, they are out in the like
wilderness. They're like, really out there
in the wilderness. They're doing the most.
Yeah, OK. Anyways, so Owens Gengar Milk
goes on to say a couple of things to note.
First, you need to be pure of heart to summon them this way.
Goodbye Mr. Curtis can't be there.
Well, OK, but OK, Mr. Curtis, Absolutely.
If you forget, Corbin Mew appeared in front of Mr. Curtis.
That's true. I am.
I am the purest of heart. Pure evil is it?
Is it a heart of darkness? Could be.
Possibly. But you know what?
I'm here, but it's pure. It's pure.
Whatever it. Is you needed to draw the sign
with the intent to summon them? OK, so like if I if I
accidentally just scribbling on the board and like happen to
make the symbols, yeah, it doesn't.
Work or if you start thinking about, like chocolate pudding
while you're writing the sign. Yeah, you have to work focus.
You'll have to focus. You'll have to keep that ADD in.
Check Corbin. Uh oh, I'm screwed.
You will have to fight. OK three.
You will have to fight and beat the beast the first time you
summon it to gain its trust. Can I just beat up Donnie Jay
instead? They add a little Whoa, that's
your father. No, he's not married.
No, he's not my dad. He's a.
He is a parental figure, but he's not my dad.
OK, all right, but they joke. They also say like in
parentheses. OK, maybe you shouldn't try
this. Yeah.
And I'm starting to think that we also we should not.
Try this. There are more signs for Pokémon
like Ho, oh, Lugia, Celebi, and even you too.
I'll provide those if you need as well.
Well, listen, Owen, don't worry. I have my sources and there's
some there's a legendary something out there that's
looking out for us. So I I I think we'll be fine.
PS Porsche is my favorite by far, OK?
Wow. Yeah.
Myself and I. Are you on Corbin Keeps saying.
Wait. Is the is the thing looking out
for us? Is it Santa Claus?
No, somebody made a wish on a Jarachi, OK?
And that's all that's happening, all right.
I'll thank you that. Who is that somebody?
Mr. Curtis? I don't know.
Why are you? Why are you kicking your feet
like that? Maybe it was me.
You can't tell anyone, though. If the night mother hears that
I'm wishing to somebody else, it's gonna be bad consequences.
Yeah, it's a good thing we're not recording this.
And yeah. It's good thing the Night Mother
doesn't listen to these lessons, right?
Yeah. Portia just bleep.
This whole part out. Bleep.
Bleep.
Does she have a Spotify on
subscription? I don't know.
Okay, let me let me finish this game.
Our mail. Sorry, sorry, go, sorry.
PS Porsche is my favorite by far hi Porsche and she deserves a
raise and to evolve. Also Mr. Mime is not Corbins
father. That's right.
Donnie J is.
The father that counts? No.
If nothing else, he's he's the father that counts.
Hashtag. Not my dad.
Put that on a T-shirt. Give it to your father for
Father's Day. Stop it with the T-shirts, all
right, sorry. PPS, My favorite Pokémon are
Hissouean, Liligant and Aegis Last, but my favorite bug type
Pokémon is Yon Mega Mr. Curtis. That being said, if I catch any
of your spinner rack in Unova, it's on site.
As in, as in, they're going to throw.
They're going to throw hands is what it sounds like.
Corbin's first Pokémon should be a core binacle.
What's that? One it, get it, It's a binacle,
but they put. Your binacle.
Oh, I don't know that. Like your name.
I don't know that one. Well, they also add a little
thing that says binacle is the pre of all form of a Barber
ackle. If the joke went over.
Listen, hey Owen, I got it. I got the joke.
I didn't. I I I don't know this Pokémon.
Yeah, he still worried about them.
Yeah, still a boy. Thank you for these wonderful
lessons, and I look forward to listening to more Owen.
Well, thank you so much for your very thoughtful Gengar Male
there, Owen. It's good, Mr. Curse.
You think you think you you want to hand out a Gold Star.
Not, no, not today. No Gold Star.
He's like, you know what? Actually he can.
He can come see if he can get himself a Gold Star.
Yeah, and when you see him, it's on site.
It's on site. On site.
Let's go. I'm ready.
All right, all right. You have to fight him for a Gold
Star. It's a first, Well.
Listen, Owen, I thank you a lot for your Gangar mail.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry you didn't get any
gold stars for it. But I mean, you did kind of
threaten Mr. Curtis's Pokémon, So that's.
True, that's. Kind of on you.
That's all right. I'm in the same.
Boat if there's if there's one thing I do not abide is anyone
who makes threats against my spin rack.
Sorry. So listen up, all you students
out there. If you send us a Gengar mail and
are expecting a Gold Star, don't don't insult Mr. Curtis's
spinner rack. I mean, I feel like that's
common knowledge at this point. I mean, come on.
OK, All right, That's going to do it for Gengar males.
Let's get into the lesson in earnest.
Does anybody know who we're talking about this week?
I can understand if you don't, because it's not related to the
Pokémon we were learning about last week.
Oh, is it decision? Why?
No, it's not decision why. It is a grass type though, and
it does evolve from a Pokémon that we've already talked about.
Is it Celebi? No, it's not Celebi.
It's actually it's it's a pure grass type.
It doesn't have any other any other typing.
OK, so it's very clear you guys aren't going to get it.
So I'm just going to go ahead and tell you we are learning
about Bell Awesome this week. Yes.
Now Bell awesome evolves from gloom.
Now normally you guys didn't you guys know that I would bring you
know I would bring out the Pokémon but and I was able to
procure the Sunstone here which is how you evolve a gloom into a
bell blossom. But guys with our our school's
history with gloom is is just terrible.
I mean if you if you remember we did have we did have a gloom
previously as the believe his name was Jerry.
Well, Jerry. Jerry.
Yeah, Jerry. Jerry was our yeah when he was
an Oddish. Such an oddish first.
Yeah, he was great. Such a great worker when he was
an oddish. Yeah, it was such a great guy.
As an odd then he great. Attitude.
Yeah. Great asset.
Yeah, and they evolved into a gloom and then just just became
a horrible and he. Just turned it into a little
pistol and I just wasn't I. Yeah, he just was not a friendly
person. And then and then he and I had a
few arguments, but never mind. I don't want to know if I want.
To oh OK. Anyways, I only have a sunstone
here. I wasn't able to get AI, wasn't
able to get a gloom so I could evolve it into a blossom.
Well, that sucks. That's all right.
But so you would use this then, Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, like, I think if you just, like, touch it onto a gloom.
Oh, that's all it takes, huh? It doesn't have to, like, slurp
anything out of the stone or anything.
Maybe. I don't know.
I don't think so. OK, well, if I ever find a, you
know, a gloom that's hopefully not Jerry, I will, you know, ask
if that's what you're supposed to do.
Yeah, I'm surprised you don't have one today.
You know, Owen was just saying that you probably won't have a
Raiku and all that stuff. I'm like, yeah, that makes
sense. It's a legendary Pokémon, but
you're not even going to have a A Blossom.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't. I can't focus on what you're
saying, Corbin. Just God, it smells so bad in
here. Mr. Curtis it was.
I told you countless times to. She's not me, class.
It was not me. We were just talking about how
fresh it smelled in here. Yeah, it did smell fresh.
That was fresh. It so clean, clean.
God it. Did smell fresh?
Clean. Great, great, great, great.
Palm down the hallway was. What's come in?
Oh my God. Oh, my God.
Hey, that's oh, oh, oh, oh. OK, everyone, settle down.
Settle down. All right, everyone, settle
down. Jerry.
Is that Jerry? While we were, yeah.
It's Jerry. We were just.
I know he looks a little bit Jerry.
You're not. Supposed to be here?
What are you even doing here? It's.
A very unkept Why is he throwing?
Deaths around. What are you Jerry?
I know he's hardly recognizable. He, he he stinks really bad.
And he he he's he's a mess right now.
Didn't do a lot. OK, Jerry, I I know why you're
here. I know.
It was the fight that we had.
I I OK. All right.
Keep you distant. I owe.
What did you do? To make him so mad.
I owe him a little bit of money. Book out the window.
I couldn't, God. OK, I I owed him a little bit of
money and obviously the money was very critical.
Yeah, I owe him some money. I borrowed some.
I did not give it back. And obviously he really needed
the money because it's about his life control.
Now he's here to destroy how much?
Is it How many? How many?
Thousands? Any.
I'll pay any dollar of pokey. Thousands.
Millions, guys. It's an it's an embarrassing
amount of money. I really, I really don't want
to. We'll find, we'll find some way,
we'll find some way. Just tell me.
So get him out of here, Jerry, settle down.
It's it's $3.23. Well, do you have it on you?
I don't have $3 a toy there, so if I did, I would have given it
to him. I don't have any right now, OK?
I needed lunch one day at the Saffron City Learning Center.
And I just said, hey, you get some money for me.
And he let me borrow something. And he was like, yeah, get back.
I didn't speak it. Perry had to translate.
But I was like, yeah, you said, yeah, if you give it back to me,
you give me that money back with like 2% interest.
And like next week and next week came and then the next month
came, and then it's been like over a year and a half.
And then you. Fled to Johto and.
Then I fled to Johto. I listen.
I know you've been searching. I know you've been looking out
for me. I've seen a couple strange
looking individuals watching outside my house.
Did you hire them? If you hired them, then why did
you need my money still? Jerry, please stop.
Stop. Stop kicking that chair, Jerry.
He's. Lowering his He's lowering his
head. Corbin.
Corbin, what's happening? He's evolving, but it's so
pretty. Corbin, get Corbin.
Get away from the evolutionary orb.
OK, for those students at home, I threw the sunstone at Gloom in
an uncharacteristic attempt to save Corbin.
How? And hey, what a coincidence.
Hey, remember what I was saying about coincidences guys?
So. But pawn touching the sunstone
Gloom, Jerry. Here our good friend Jerry
evolved into a blossom. Whoa, Jerry, you're beautiful.
Jerry's not throwing a wreckage anymore?
No. In.
Fact what would you, how would you, what would you, what would
you describe Jerry is doing right now.
Jerry, you're just, you're just sitting there and you're just
kind of swaying back and forth, like moving those little hips
around, OK, so guys. Dancing.
It's dancing. Jerry is a lot more put together
now. He looks beautiful, he's
vibrant, he's lovely. So Jerry is has this tiny little
green body and has like flowers on either side of his head, rosy
red cheeks and he's got like a beautiful little dress made of
green and yellow leaves. Hold on one second.
I got let me get my backpack real quick.
What are you doing this first? Yeah, Okay.
Here you go, Jerry. Here's your $3.
And you know what? Here.
Make it 4. Make it 4.
Calm down, you change. Jerry.
All right. Now that you've calmed down,
Jerry, look at all great things come to you, those who are
patient and wait. Jerry, you see?
That good came from. Look, look, Gary's giving the
money back. He doesn't want the money.
He's forgiven Corbin. He's forgiven Corbin's.
I didn't. I didn't bring my lunch today
either. So I'm saying, if you're trying
to give it back to me, that's fine, buddy.
Thank you. So.
Much I will pay you back. He's giving it back to me.
Twice as much in a week, so. Nice that he gave the money back
to Corbin. I will give.
You back twice as much next week.
My money? No.
No, don't make Hey Corbin. Don't make promises you can't.
Keep Mr. Curtis. I think Jerry needs more, more
money. Can you give him some more so
that he can give it to me? No, no, I think I'm going to
keep the rest of my money. Okay.
All right. Well, Jerry, thank you so much.
That's very kind of you. Jerry is listen, Jerry is not
even listening to you, Corbin. Jerry is he is keeping himself
busy tending the flowers and plants that we have here.
That's right in the classroom. We should rehire Jerry.
Jerry, Jerry time as our as our groundskeeper has.
Returned. Jerry, welcome back.
Glad to have you back. Hold on, hold on.
You can't. You can't give jobs to people.
Listen, I can talk to the headmistress, OK?
I can recommend Jerry. But listen, Jerry's got a
mountain he has to climb. He did some terrible, terrible
stuff. He may have burned some bread.
CBOT as well in the SDLC. Yeah, I heard through the
Grapevine through Perry that you owe a considerable amount of
community service. Is that right?
Yeah, that's what I thought. OK.
Yeah, so listen, I'll talk to the the headmistress, but I
can't guarantee you anything, Jerry, all right?
Yeah, I mean, we do already have we.
Do have a lot of. Groundskeepers, Yeah, we have.
Larry, we're staffed. And we have Terry and we have
Harry, the tangle of who's Larry's apprentice.
Guys, it's a beautiful campus. It's not gonna, it's not gonna
clean itself, OK. And.
Anthony, I think actually Anthony, we have quite a few
over here that do landscaping. So that's right.
Yeah. Again, I'll talk to the head
measures, but for now you couldn't.
Listen, Jerry, if you want to stay tending the plants, you
know, that's fine. I'm going I'm going to read some
Pokedex entries if that's OK with everybody else.
That works. That works.
All right. Stay here.
Jerry. Hang.
Out. All right now.
Corbin. Corbin, I want you to focus.
I'm. Going to try.
You tend to not focus when there's a Pokémon in the room
with us. Lex is in here every day and I'm
focused. What are you trying to say about
Lex? Yeah, What are you trying to say
about Lex Corbin? Look, look, you've upset Lex.
Now, Lex, don't worry. I'm, I'm just, I OK, whatever,
just move on. OK, starting off in the Johto
region, the first entry says Blossom gather at times and
appear to dance. They they they gather at times.
They. Gather at times and they dance.
So like every so often they'll gather, I guess is what that's
saying. They say that the dance is a
ritual to summon the sun. They say.
Any thought, any thoughts on that Jerry you you have You
think your dancing will summon the sun that has that ability?
You know, the classroom does seem a little brighter.
It does it. Really does.
Wow. Maybe, maybe, maybe they do, the
next entry says, plentiful in the tropics.
When it dances, its petals rub together and make a pleasant
ringing sound. Ring for me.
Ring. For yeah, maybe think we can.
You. Think if we listen very, very
quietly, maybe we can, maybe we can hear some some ringing.
I It's hard. Hold on.
You got to move the recording device a little bit closer to to
Jerry there. Can you hear it now?
Oh, that's so nice. I can't hear it.
I still can't hear it. I can barely hear.
It maybe our virtual students can hear it very faint.
All right. Very melodic.
The next Well, that's a different Pokémon.
That's the Curtis. And we're way away about we're a
couple of years away, buddy. The next entry here says when
these dance together together. Get together.
When they dance together, that's what they do.
Beer got em. When these dance together, their
petals rub against each other, making pretty relaxing sounds.
So, and it's not like pretty relaxing, it's.
It's pretty comma relaxing. Yeah, pretty and relaxing.
Sounds OK. Gotcha.
OK, moving on to the Hohen region, the first entry says.
When Blossom get exposed to plenty of sunlight, the leaves
wringing its body began to spin around this.
Pokémon's dancing is renowned in the Southern lands.
That's right down in the South where we're all about bilas.
Like like the southern lands of the Hunan region, or just like.
The. Southern regions.
The you know, the South. Regions, like every region, like
the southern part of it. The southern part of every
region. OK Oh, I guess that makes I only
that makes sense, actually. It's 'cause, you know, depending
on where it is. OK, OK.
The next. One don't say that about the
professor. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey. Excuse.
You. Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Wait. The next entry says a blossom
grows flowers more beautifully if it evolves from a smelly
gloom. The stinkier the better.
You know what? Well, they they didn't get more
stinky than Jerry. That's why you smell so darn
good, Jerry. You were so stinky.
You were such a stinky boy before.
Lizzie you he's. Gorgeous.
He's so beautiful. Beautiful now, Honestly,
gorgeous. And it was because you were
stinky. You have to be stinky to be
gorgeous. Bam, slap it on a T-shirt.
I was just going to say the stinkier the better, is what
should go on a T-shirt. Right.
Oh, that's a good one. I'll wear that one, Professor.
Stinkier the better. And then, I don't know, it's a
picture of the blossom, maybe. No, I don't think any picture of
any Pokémon on it. OK, no explanation at all.
It's just just a. Picture.
Of my Hey, first of all, students, you're going to see a
a pole down below. It's would you, would you or
would you not wear a shirt that says the stinkier the better?
Without any picture of blossom on it.
Yeah, any other, That's it. Any.
Other context. Unless we think of a better
thing to put on this. Lesson No, we we won't though.
Anyways, this entry continues with at night this Pokémon
closes its pedals and goes to sleep.
Is that you think it's like the pedals on its head?
And is that what it's talking about?
Because it also has pedal pedals like around its body.
I would think it probably shuts the the, the, the dress pedals
up so that it's kind of like wrapped in itself.
It's like a little sleeping bag. I think all of them close.
It just rolls up into a little tiny bud, Paul.
Little bud. OK, well, we still have to
watch. We'll have to have to watch
Jerry at night time, just like he was watching you, Corbin.
Yeah, I was going to say he, I I saw something, saw something
watching me. OK, the next entry says it's
flower petals deepen in color through exposure to sunlight.
When cloudy weather persists, it does a dance that is thought to
be a ritual for summoning the sun.
We love rituals. It's, yeah.
I mean, there's a lot of Pokémon that do rituals.
It's kind of like we like a lot of things that Pokémon do.
We kind of look at it and be like it's doing some kind of
ritual, right? Yeah, it's for sure.
To and thinking about something. I didn't like Gyarados do a
ritual or something or no, no. Or was it?
Was it Dratini something one of those did like some kind of
ritual, right? Yeah, I'm pretty sure Mr. Curtis
does rituals every time he sacrifices one of his spinner
axe to the night mother. I most certainly do a ritable
before every class wait. He's not even denying it.
What? What is?
What now? What does that consist of?
Do we have time for that? I don't think you know.
We know we absolutely do not have to.
Is blood involved? Cinerac spilk is.
Cinerac spilk, huh? Cinac.
That's a common that is a like a soup I make by mixing silk and
spit together. Oh, so you mix very spinerac
silk to make cinerac spilk. Gotcha.
Yes. Really puts the sin in cinerac.
Yeah 'cause what you're doing is very unholy.
Because OK, moving on to the Sino region, the first entry
here says when the heavy rainfall season ends, it is
drawn out by warm sunlight to dance in the open.
Loves that sunlight. It wants to suck up the sun.
So interestingly, not only does so it it'll dance when it's
cloudy and there's no sun and then it will dance when there is
sun as well, which I'm like I'm doing the numbers here and
that's all the time. That's all of.
It's just always dancing. Honestly, it depends on the
moment I'm in, but you know, dancing all the time sounds fun.
Yeah, only I was good at it. Only I had any kind of hand eye
coordination. I'll teach you.
I don't know. That's OK.
I don't want to learn how to dance with a child, Corbin.
So when you say it like that, it sounds weird, but I'll be I'll
be your dance parchment profender.
Corman, do you know why it sounds weird?
Why? Because it is weird.
It's pretty weird. Well, OK.
All right. Well, we can have people watch
us. How is that better?
Fine, we can do it alone. We can charge them money to
watch. We can charge them money to
watch us dance. Yeah, about that.
Listen, whenever there's money involved, it can't be illegal.
I nothing ever illegal. Happened on a T-shirt.
You know, I did see my dad write that in his diary before he
left, so that's a common saying. It said Remember his son.
Remember son, if you if money changes hands, it can't be
illegal. It can't.
Be at that point, it's just a transaction and I'm sorry, I
thought we lived in a free country.
Yeah, Well, region, but yeah, paraphrasing there.
Capitalism is good. Yeah, your dad.
Yeah, that's. Listen, I don't know why your
dad said country. It's weird that he said that.
I didn't say he said country, you said, he said.
Country. Yeah, because I read his diary.
He said, 'cause I read his diary.
Why did you read my dad's diary? Who left?
That's a. Very private thing.
That is what the diary says. I'm sorry, Corbin, your dad is
very weird. I am your.
Listen, I'm your legal guardian. I'm no just 'cause you're my
legal guardians. We have to Roamish do my stuff,
OK? I'm not wrong.
Listen, they listen. They they handed that over to me
once. They, when they handed over,
handed me the the paper they had to sign.
Like here. This is his dad's diary.
You have to read this too. It's a part of the process, so I
read it. I read the whole thing.
Man, they told you it was part of my back story.
Darn it, it's pretty good. Yeah, and listen, I got after
reading the whole thing, all I got to say is Mr. Mime is your
dad Corbin. No, he's not.
No. Yeah, there's a lot of.
There's a lot of entries. There's a lot of entries in
there that like are just Mr. Mime, Mr. Mime, Mr. Mime.
Most of it is just Mr. Mime over again.
It's like and like sometimes like like he accidentally put it
in a typo where he. Scribbled in the journal because
he couldn't accept that I had a real dad before him.
OK, all right, I know I understand the confusion, but
Donnie J wrote Mr. My Mr. My Mr. My 100 times in the journal to
the Scribbler. Same.
Handwriting. It's the same example.
No, it's not. He tried to mimic and he wants
to be my father. We've been over this.
Continue. Mr. My.
Mimicking something ridiculous. I know what a concept.
OK, so that does it for the jeez, what was the last one we
read? I think it was the cinema.
Last one we read was in the Cine region.
There's. Something about MyHeritage.
There's nothing new in the, you know, the region.
There's nothing new in the Kalos region, nothing new in the Alola
region, which seems wild to me, 'cause you know, you know, their
bell blossoms are better than everybody else's Belossoms.
Not as good as Jerry, right Jerry?
They always be saying about how their bell blossoms are so good.
Yeah, I mean like they got the best sign.
I'm sure, I'm sure that I'm sure their.
Blossoms dance even better than the rest of our blossoms.
There's a there's a professor out there in the Lola region
saying, like, since we have the most stinkiest, nastiest glooms
you could possibly ever imagine are Not only are are Blossoms
the most best dancers, they're also the prettiest to look at,
too. That's right.
So we all hate the Alola region, right?
That's what we're getting. Right now, I mean that's the
conclusion. Yeah, you know, I.
Hear they let the kids dance with their teachers there.
What? What a backwards region that is.
Well, that's that part sounds fun.
Yeah, I mean everyone's. Yes, go ahead, Mr. Curtis.
I was going to say everyone we we dislike everyone in the the
JoJo region except for Yep. I got to know where he's going
with this. Wait, we hate everybody in In
the Jyoto region, this occurred. No, I'm sorry, not the.
Wow, that's one way to make an impression on the locals.
What's happening? Hold on, hold on.
Except for. I Everybody in Golden Rod City,
everybody's head just turned to look in our direction, right?
Now Makaya, that's right. That's right.
Except for Makaya. That's we we we every everyone
in the Lola region except for Makaya.
We like Makaya. Oh boy.
So I believe that was a Gengar. Somebody sent a Gengar mail a
little while ago. OK.
So you need. You need a refresher there for.
Yeah, listen, obviously it's a joke.
We don't hate the yellow region, which is fun to make fun of your
Pokedex entries sometimes. Because you guys are a
narcissistic sorry. Anyways, there's also nothing in
the Gala region. There are some new entries in
the Paltea region, so the first entry says due to the effects of
the sunstone is now active during the daytime it likes to
dance in pools of sunlight and then the next entry says after
it grows up it leaves the forest it was born in to form groups
with other bellossom. It breaks into dance when it
gets excited. I like to dance in pools at
night time. I bet you do, weirdo.
Do you like to dance in pools at night time Mr. Curtis?
Pools of night time in night time.
OK. And now, OK, cool.
Thanks for sharing that with us. Yeah.
I yeah. OK.
I can demonstrate some dancing. Yeah, that's that's all right.
I'd rather. You do not have the time.
Yeah, if you try, I'm gonna jump through that window.
OK, try it. Well, now I'm interested.
Now. Now I want to see if Foreman's
gonna jump. Oh.
You won't want to dance with me, but you want me to inflict
injury. I'm going to do it.
I just listen, Corbin, I want you to mean the things that you
say. OK.
All right. I'm going to do it.
You keep doing that. I'm going to do it.
I'm going to get up. I'm going to.
All right, I'm doing get up. All right.
No all. Right, Jerry is.
Jerry is blocking him. He's saying no, Corbin, don't
hurt yourself. Tips.
Look, come over here. I'm doing it with Jerry.
Come on, Jerry. Jerry And now.
And now Jerry's. And now he's moving away from
you. Jerry, Jerry.
Jerry. No, no, don't dance with Jerry.
Do you have any fumes or anything you can give me to make
this Class A little bit easier? No.
OK. All right, Professor, I am at
what's end. I'm on the edge.
I'm sorry, did you say something, Corbin?
I was. I was too busy and thralled by
this dance. There's so much hanging out when
he dances. It's mostly spit, a rack, a
couch from all. Oh, it's so gross.
I'm just. I'm just.
Trying to focus on this on. Jerry.
Sit back down. Yes, Sir.
I'm ready.
OK. All right.
Thank. You thank you also for moving
away from the recording device so you weren't yelling into it.
It's very nice of you. I guess I'll sit down too.
Yeah, everybody, everybody, sit back down please.
I have another entry here from the lentil.
Corbin, you're still in the classroom.
I thought you were gonna jump out the window.
Etor checked out. OK, so there, like I was saying,
there's an entry here from the Lentil region from Professor
Mirror. It says blossom usually hide in
vegetation, but when something puts them in a happy mood, they
come out of hiding to dance with their friends.
I want to dance with somebody. OK, Corbin, what is this trend
of you just singing after every Pokedex entry I I read?
Well, if he could dance like an idiot, then I can.
I can. Sing like oh, dance like you
want me to dance like. No, do not dance.
Again. Oh my.
God, are we just going to ignore that Curtis, Halt.
Sit down. All right, I'm back.
I'm back. Wow.
Like a Fido, he just comes running.
It's OK. I know who the boss of this
classroom. Is it's.
Listen, I have to maintain some respect in the classroom, OK?
That's right, because I don't respect you that much.
That's true, which is why I'm so mean to you all the time.
I know. Isn't it wonderful?
Truly a you know, this is just a good, a good, healthy dynamic we
have in the classroom. Here, if we all got along, it'd
be boring. Yeah, OK.
So I actually don't have any unique Pokedex entries for
Blossom. Wow.
Lame. I know, I know.
Maybe maybe I should have you guys do that at some point.
I can I can do a unique entry. Wait, no.
We like the structure of the classroom.
Don't change it. All the students cried out.
We don't like change. Don't speak for the other
students. Corbin and Mr. Curtis.
You're saying something. What are you saying?
I said I could write a unique entry.
Well, OK. This is a bell.
Awesome. It dance good.
End of entry. He's not wrong.
It's. Listen, he's not wrong.
Sunshine like it. Maybe that'll be a future.
A future assignment that I have you guys do at some point is to
write a unique entry for something.
Maybe, maybe, maybe. OK.
So we're going to go ahead and move right on to the testing
portion today. So go ahead, put away your
Pokedexes going. To put.
Away Make sure you have your Rotom laptops.
I will do it. Bring in a calculator because we
are doing a pop quiz everybody. It is pop quiz time so.
Pop quiz alert. Yes, Corbin.
Corbin, hurry up. Come on, let's go.
I'm ready. I'm ready.
I know you're not going to use them, you're just going to send
them to me with your Rotom laptop.
But I. Mean.
They're pointless. You say it every time.
I don't know why. I'm not.
They're not pointless. You might need the them for
scratch paper to write stuff down.
I don't know. OK, we're all ready.
Yes, yes. OK.
I need to sip. Hold on.
I'm singing and dancing. Yeah, I think we should, I think
we should cut back on the singing and dancing in the
classroom that that would be if we could do that, yeah.
There's too much joy for him. He doesn't like it.
I think that's all I want. It's just gross when he does it.
No, OK. It's it's it's distracting when
both of you do it and a little bit gross too.
Hey. OK.
All right. Question number one.
Name two reasons a blossom may start dancing now.
There's a lot more than two. I just want you guys to name
two, OK? So take your time and let me
know when you're done. OK?
It looks like both of the answers are in.
Let's take a look at Corbin's first.
Corbin says to bring out the sun and if it sees other blossom
dancing. Yeah, yeah.
OK, let's see what Mr. Curtis says, Miss Curtis says when it
feels that warm and toasty sunlight after the rain for the
fun of it or dancing to even bring out the sun when it's dark
and stormy. Yeah, so.
I mean so Curtis is right here, so it will start dancing when
it's cloudy to to bring out the sun.
It will also be dancing when in there's sun because it likes the
sun on its skin, so it'll dance at that.
Corbin, your first one is right. That's correct.
And and by the way that was like the the the important one as
like that people think it's dancing as a ritual to bring out
the sun. But your other answer, if it
sees other blossom dancing, I'm not sure.
I thought the answer was too obvious that like I knew that
one of them was obviously to bring out the someone that's
cloudy, but the other one I was like.
I feel like just dancing because it likes the sun is too
repetitive. I don't know that that's a
separate reason in and of itself, but.
I mean, but there's other The other Pokedex entries have other
reasons for why it might start dancing.
When it's excited is another reason why it might start
dancing. When it's happy is another
reason it might start dancing. Listen, there's very few times
when Velocim is not dancing. Yeah, yeah.
If if there's one thing you learn about this lesson is that
they dance. They dance.
They do be. Doing so, Corbin, I'm not going
to give you full points. However, I'm going to give you
3/4 because I imagine that seeing other but blossom dance
might make a bolossom happy, which in turn will make it
dance. So kind of what I was saying.
In a roundabout, though, That's not what you said though,
Corbin. That's what I meant.
OK, well hey, how how about you write what you mean next time
instead of some kind of some kind of Riddle that I have to
decipher? There's some room for nuance in
there, OK. Professor, I don't think that's
professor. I think that's very fair and
equitable. Can we get a fair and?
Equitable. Please.
Play the music. Play it.
Portia, go ahead. Good stuff.
Good stuff never gets old. OK, question #2, What might help
you locate dancing blossoms that are not in view?
All right, let's see here. I think.
I think everybody's done taking a look around the room.
Nobody's writing. Nobody's writing.
Raise your hand if you're not done.
I'm not done. I mean, I am.
Done my pencils down. You hear my pencil.
It's on down. Okay.
Well, I only asked you to say something if you weren't.
You can't get it anymore now. I'm raising my hand to let you
know that I'm done. OK, that was not what I asked.
OK, this is just to remind everybody of the question is
what might help you locate dancing blossoms that are not in
view. I think plural for blossoms is
just. Blossom.
No, I. Think it's just blossom.
I don't think the word changes. Let's see here, Corbin says, the
sound of its leaves swaying together.
Corbin, how would you, in your own words, how would you
describe that sound? I didn't say what does it sound
like? I said, how would you describe
it? Whoosh.
It it just it just has a beautiful not chime to it, but
elegance. OK, elegance and whoosh.
Like you, Bad or good? Is it bad or good Corbin?
Oh, it's a great sound. OK, great, Miss Curtis, says The
ring, a Ding dinging of the plushy petals.
Well, Plushy's a weird word there, but yes, the answer is a
pleasant ringing sound. So good.
Full marks for the both of you. Good job.
All right. I'll take it.
Thank you. OK.
Question #3 when you. Did say leave.
So professor, I mean I'm just cuz I just say leaves.
I mean, you'd say pedals. Shut up, shut up.
What? What are, what are pedals if not
leaves? Mr. Curtis.
That's right. Come on.
Wow. I mean, look at Jerry over here.
Look at Jerry over here. I mean, this is a pedal.
This is a leaf, I mean. I mean, I don't see any
difference. Continue please.
I mean, I'm just saying. I'm just saying I'm shut up.
Jerry, what do you think? Should I?
Should I take the point away from from Thornberry?
Jerry, thank God. Wow.
Didn't even have to think about it.
Knew immediately. Kindness.
I'm so glad he evolved. If he was still a gloom, he
would not have said that. That's true.
Can we get the Super efany on
that one, please? No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, guys, I say.
I say we never use the extreme F&E ever again.
Oh, OK. What I.
Think I think it's too powerful. I I love it.
I think it's amazing. I think we should.
Save it for a special occasion. I think it's too powerful and we
should we should never, never again should we use.
It I think Porsche's going to take offense to that.
Why Porsche? I love it.
I just think.
Listen, and if I say we're never going to use it and then we do
use it, people are going to lose their minds.
That's right. I think it should be used
sparingly. But yeah, play the regular.
No, never, never use it. Don't ever use it.
But I'll take a regular Ebony. Thank you.
I'm glad. I'm glad we had this discussion
here while we're recording the lesson.
That's right, that's. Important OK, question #3.
When you see an exceptionally beautiful bill, awesome.
What can be said about the gloom it evolved from?
Take your time. Take your time.
Don't. Hey, don't think too hard on
this one, all right? This one's right there.
You guys got this all right? I'm not even going to ask this
time. I can tell that you guys are
both done. Why are we making?
Why are we making weird noises all of a sudden?
What's up with the weird noises? I was holding my breath.
I just you. When you called us back in the
session, I could breathe again. It was it was good.
Whoever told you to hold your breath.
I I don't. I don't.
I did. OK, well stop telling him to
hold his breath, Corbin. I was just didn't want to
disturb Corbin. All right.
As a reminder, the question is, when you see an exceptionally
beautiful blossom, what can be said about the gloom that it
evolved from? Corbin says it was mega super
stinkies with AY, there's AY in there.
Oh, sorry. And AZ the Y is.
Normal, of course. There's AY in the Y. the Y is
normal. The Z is not normal.
He put, he put AZ at the end. That's right.
And then Mr. Curtis says, oh, just so stinky, stinky, yucky,
gross, gross, is what he said. You guys are both.
The field of Turn 4 Mr. Curtis. And it feels good, actually.
Thank you. So yeah, So I mean, I would have
said to make an exceptionally beautiful blossom union,
exceptionally stinky gloom, but. That's all we got it.
Yeah, you got it. I'm getting full marks.
Yucky. Gross.
Question #4 What effect does
sunlight have on blossoms? Flower petals?
OK, all right. Final question, final answers
from my students. They all have put away their
their pencils and pens. I don't know why they were using
them. I just need them to send them
message them to me. I wasn't.
I had it out for aesthetic. Well, I I write on my computer
screen and yeah, yeah. Ruins the computer screen.
Well, the rotom in it like interprets my drawings and like
types it for me. Wow, that was a smart computer.
Yeah, it's. Well, it's a really.
It's a Pokémon Dog computer, right?
Right. OK, so the question again was
what effect does the sunlight have on Blossom's flower petals?
Corbin says. The more sunlight, the more
bright and vibrant the petals. OK, bright and vibrant, he says.
Mr. Curtis says. Sunlight go night, night Petals
close, close, right up to sleep and when they get more sunlight,
the petals get more colorful. There you go, the.
First part was unnecessary Mr. Curtis.
Yeah, The first part was answering a question I didn't
really ask. So I mean I guess it kind of, I
guess it is kind of part of you know absence of sunlight is I
guess. Right, you get more sunlight,
you get darker, you get less sunlight.
The petals close up. So here's the thing.
That's an impact. So it's actually it turns them
dark green is what it does. I said what?
Yeah, Well, OK. Sorry.
Specifically, OK, I'm not dark
green. It specifically says it's flower
petals deepen in color through exposure to sunlight is what it
says. So is that bright and vibrant?
I I I thought it did. Deepen the more.
Deepen colors more colorful. That's pretty good.
I mean dark, Vibrant. Definitely night time petals.
Go away, sleep. Bye, bye.
That is true. That is true.
Makes a good point there. More sunlight, more bright and
vibrant. The by, I don't know, I mean, I
guess you kind of kind of really had a 5050% chance here with
saying it either got brighter or got darker.
I'm just going to give it to you.
I'm just going to go ahead and give it to you.
I feel like, I feel like a darker color can still be more
vibrant, right? And then a darker I.
So God, I'm so I'm so on the fence about this, about giving
this. What I meant was a a vibrant
dark. Thanks.
Yeah. See, now when you say it like
that, it makes me not want to give you the.
Voice again, you got to read between the lines here.
That's the best part about quizzes, right?
Right. It encourages the the greater of
the quiz to think a little. Bit so OK, knowing that the
specific Pokedex entry here says it's flower petals deepen in
colour through exposure to sunlight, do you guys feel like
your answers are are correct? I think so.
I would say more colourful is deeper in colour, that's, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good point. I'll give it to you.
I'll give you. Guys.
Oh, yeah. Oh.
I'm feeling nice today. We.
Got him. What about my sunlight?
Go night Night Petals. close right up to sleep.
Do you want me to not give you full points?
No, what do you? What do you what do you say
here? What do you want?
What do you want from me? I could.
I could give you 3/4 of a point. I could say I could just say you
only get 3/4. Of give him 3/4 give.
Me information I didn't want. Give me full points.
Is that is that what you want, Mr. Curtis?
No, no, but. That's right.
OK, what? What did we learn here?
What did we learn, Mr. Curtis? What did we learn?
Petals get deeper in color. We did learn that, but I'm
saying we learned, don't question the professor is what
we learned. And put that on a T-shirt.
What? Don't question the professor on
a T-shirt. Authoritarian I love.
It and the stinkier the better. All right, that's going to do it
for today's pop quiz, Mr. Curtis.
Of course you got full marks, Corbin.
As always, you didn't get full marks.
Hey, keep trying, though, buddy. Maybe one day, but yeah, that's
going to do it for today's lesson.
Does anybody have any lingering questions on Bell?
Awesome. Jerry's sticking around, right?
I don't know, All right. I have to talk.
Larry may have something to say to that.
I haven't talked to the to to the headmistress and you know
Jerry has a lot of ground to cover from the the the terrible
things that he did when he was Aglum.
Again, there is community service to consider, so I get
it. That's funny, Professor Ground,
because he's a groundskeeper and he's a melasa.
Yes, that was completely intentional.
That was, thank you for noticing that very funny joke I made, Mr.
Curtis. That.
Was very funny. Does anybody know what Pokémon
we're learning about next time? Is it decision, White professor?
It's not Decision White, no. Swallow.
Swallow what? Kind of.
Type Swallow. Oh, swallow.
I I really thought you said swallow.
I I definitely did not, I said. Swallow the first time.
If it's not decidui, what type of Pokémon is it?
Professor. It's a water type.
Yes, it's a water type. Good.
Wow. How'd you know that?
That's it's toaded aisle again. It's yeah, it no, it's not.
Toaded aisle again. Pre Marina.
More and more hectic every time. No, I'm just going to go ahead
and say it. We're learning about Meryl next.
I was. Going to guess Meryl next.
Meryl next. All right.
Cool. All right.
Well, sounds good next week. See you guys there.
OK, well, no, no, no, not next week, Corbin.
Next time. So if you look at your class
Calendar, you'll notice. We have double lessons.
It's. Tomorrow we're learning.
Tomorrow I don't want to go. I don't.
Want to come in tomorrow? Everybody coming.
I'm history class. Tomorrow, what am I supposed to
tell my history? Professor, OK, No, no, no.
He's joking. He's joking.
We're not learning about it tomorrow.
So it's it's if you look at your calendar at Corbin, you'll see
that we have spring break late, late spring break, earlyish
summer break. No, I think it's.
Still Spring. It's still Spring.
Right, Yes. So we are going to be taking the
next 3:00-ish weeks off. Oh, and all the students groaned
at once. I know, I know.
You love to be here, Corbin, right?
It's your favorite thing. I I mean, honestly, no.
I met all the students at home. I'm excited that I get to hang
out for three weeks and do whatever.
Wow, what am I going to do without you, Professor?
Though I'll have to. You're going to have a life.
Just kidding. I'll have.
To sit here the entire time, I guess.
Well now, Mr. Curtis, you'll remember that it's only a break
for the students. The the, the staff of the school
will still be hard at work the whole time we don't get break.
Oh, good. Perfect.
So what? Wait, what?
What day Are we coming back again?
So classes will resume May the 8th.
Wednesday, May the 8th is when we will have our mayoral lesson.
So everybody, please have a wonderful and safe spring break
are. We still going to be posting on
the Patreon professor. Hey, that's such a great thing
to talk about, Corbin, Yes. So, so we have Patreon, of
course still be posting there. Corbin What kind of things are
we going to be posting? Guys, there's so much stuff.
And you know what? That was a trick question.
I knew the answer to that. Just because we're taking a
little bit of a spring break doesn't mean that there's any
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favorite. There's some funny stuff in
there. Oh yeah, for sure, For sure.
Doodles are still my favorite. Of course, of course they are,
Mr. Curtis. OK, in addition to the Patreon,
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Does anybody else have anything they'd like to add before I end
this lesson? Thank you Professor.
Your hair is perfectly quaffed today.
OK. Wow.
I need a good whiff of Jerry before we go.
OK, well the blossoms aren't particularly odiferous Corbett.
Yeah, they they just, they sway and they dance and they Jingle
and they Jingle and the Jingle. Still, I still won't work.
Still won't work. OK, well, make sure you ask
first, but OK. Yes, Sir.
Otherwise, until next time, class is dismissed.
Enjoy your spring break. Everybody, don't do anything I
wouldn't do. I'll do all the things you never
could. Wow.